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Hedgehogs are so cute that people say Sure I'll live with a permanent risk of salmonella to own one.

Horse and dog are besties.

The love of a pimp is very different from the love of a square.

Giant dogs need cuddles too.

Can a border collie find a tiny zipper-pull thrown into the woods? The answer may surprise you. (But probably not.)

The instinct runs deep.

Cat introduces her kitten to the new baby.

I like cats, but this is disturbing. They look like spiders.

Out of control.

The instinct to bathe is irresistible.

Rescuing a seal that got stuck in a crevasse.

Thoughtless people rescue a dangerous ice-bat.

Daleks aren't actually robots, you know. They have mechanical bodies, but the Daleks themselves are weird evil mutants.

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Daleks aren't actually robots, you know. They have mechanical bodies, but the Daleks themselves are weird evil mutants.
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Breaking news from 1974?

Posted by: Evergreen Headlines at June 25, 2025 07:24 PM (VlT1R)

2 Kittehs! Puppehs! Babehs! All the good ehs.

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 07:24 PM (Eng1Z)

3 I wonder how far an animal's vision goes into infra-red. Can they see remote control lights and spacial-mapping laser light?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2025 07:26 PM (cduTK)

4 I like cats, but this is disturbing. They look like spiders.
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The video game Satisfactory has an "arachophobe" mode that puts a kitten face overlay onto the "stingers," bizarre, spiderlike creatures that have freaky movement.

The kitten overlay does NOT make it any less creepy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2025 07:26 PM (IBQGV)

5 Yeah, that's what the cats want most from me: kissyface. They can't have it. Yuck.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 07:26 PM (5zjm+)

6 #Hodgetwins

AOC EXPOSED: “BRONX GIRL” IMAGE SHATTERED BY YEARBOOK PHOTO

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez keeps talking tough — recently tweeting at President Trump, “I’m a Bronx girl… we eat Queens boys for breakfast.”

But now a New York Republican just DESTROYED that fake street cred with one yearbook photo.

Assemblyman Matt Slater (R–Yorktown) clapped back with a high school yearbook photo of AOC from Yorktown High School — in Westchester County, one of the wealthiest suburbs in New York.

His response?

"If you’re a BX girl then why are you in my Yorktown yearbook? Give it up already.”

Translation: AOC grew up in the suburbs, not the Bronx she claims to represent.

Let’s be real — this is just another example of the Left crafting fake identities to score political points.

AOC isn’t some tough Bronx chick — she’s a carefully packaged progressive product.

Americans are waking up. The act is getting old.

#FakeBronxGirl

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2025 07:27 PM (N28XY)

7 Video

Posted by: Accomack at June 25, 2025 07:27 PM (6cOjz)

8 It's been so long since we've had a bat I've forgot what they even look like... some kind of weasel right?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2025 07:28 PM (cduTK)

9 woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 07:28 PM (Z5NUn)

10 Elephants taking advantage of a broken down orange truck in South Africa.. 😅
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Oh, please!

Everyone knows those crafty, long-nosed bandits set a trap to disable the vehicle so they could loot the goods.

Like robbing an armored truck full of money.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2025 07:29 PM (IBQGV)

11 winged weasel

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 07:29 PM (Z5NUn)

12 AOC was born and raised in the Bronx until she was 5, then her parents moved her to Yorktown for better schools and a better future.

Isn't that considered white flight?

It also means she didn't grow up in the culture that justifies Bronx attitude. So yes, a total poser.

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 07:30 PM (Eng1Z)

13 exactly, rickb; as phony as any other demonrat.

what can you expect from "people" who are patrons of the father of lies?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 07:32 PM (Z5NUn)

14 The baby seal rescue looks fake to me for some reason.

Posted by: H at June 25, 2025 07:32 PM (2gjbv)

15 Interesting takes on YT (even Cenk, a broken clock is right sometimes):

Mamdani's social media engagement is what got him the election. He was engaged on it and twisted it for his needs. Mamdani's rant against Cuomo in their debate got turned into a song that went viral.

(Trump had this kind of social media momentum and it won him the election. Mamdani used it also. Republicans, take note: have a team, or organic young fans, savvy enough to do this for future elections?)

Also, Cuomo's top donor admits he gave him $250K halfheartedly, only because he wanted an in if Cuomo won it. The old school pay-to-pay. He'll probably be backing Mamdami in the general.

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 07:33 PM (Eng1Z)

16 Rescuing a seal that got stuck in a crevasse.

Pretty sure that's AI.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2025 07:35 PM (Riz8t)

17 >>> "stingers," bizarre, spiderlike creatures that have freaky movement.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2025 07:26 PM (IBQGV)

I've had nightmares about those things.

"Ha, I'll just jump up on something and parachute-glide away" ... they can jump eleventy billion miles straight up from the ground to attack your dumb face. Especially the big ones. And they agro from a good distance.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2025 07:35 PM (cduTK)

18 Horsey and dog sure are sweet!

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 07:36 PM (5zjm+)

19 Just watched the first 15 minutes of Starship Troopers for the first time.

Worse than all the negative comments indicated I’ve read at aos.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2025 07:36 PM (VofaG)

20 3 I wonder how far an animal's vision goes into infra-red. Can they see remote control lights and spacial-mapping laser light?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2025 07:26 PM

I wonder what they see, I have no glow trail cams set up and I get pictures of bobcats and coyoteslooking right at the camera and I'm not sure if they see the infra red or hear it. Still not sure.
I even had a badger walk right up to one looking at it.
You get a bunch of fur photos and it's can be a mystery which animal it is.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 07:38 PM (Cg3Gl)

21 Hitchhiking penguins should be avoided as they can be unpleasantly sexually aggressive and may also damage the finish on your boat.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at June 25, 2025 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

22 I've had nightmares about those things.

"Ha, I'll just jump up on something and parachute-glide away" ... they can jump eleventy billion miles straight up from the ground to attack your dumb face. Especially the big ones. And they agro from a good distance.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2025 07:35 PM (cduTK)
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The little ones aren't too bad. Quick and vicious, but manageable. The alpha stingers are the stuff of nightmares made flesh.

Scaled up versions, quick as greased lightning and an instakill if you aren't paying attention.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2025 07:39 PM (IBQGV)

23 >>>Rescuing a seal that got stuck in a crevasse.

That was thoughtful. It would have been hard for the polar bear to reach it all the way down in that crevasse.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 25, 2025 07:39 PM (p4nXC)

24 I wonder how far an animal's vision goes into infra-red. Can they see remote control lights and spacial-mapping laser light?

I think so. It's the reason they're never taken out with a laser-guided JDAM.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2025 07:39 PM (Riz8t)

25 I should keep a border collie handy for next time I lose my car keys.

Nah, I'd probably lose the dog, and therefore have no way to find it.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 07:40 PM (5zjm+)

26 I got a lot of laughs today showing people a picture of Snowflake, telling them she's my friend's visiting cat and my week started with her sitting on my face Monday morning.

But the week is getting better.

A lot of laughs. Leave them laughing...

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 07:40 PM (jvJvP)

27 Insure hope the baby that the cat is introducing it's kitten to is just sleeping. Sure looks like it is sleeping. It's sleeping, right???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2025 07:41 PM (W/lyH)

28 I have wondered to his face why a man who is 75 years old who can't get around would ever consider a Border Collie for a pet. A dog that needs constant work to keep it from destroying shit in your house.

My Uncle is a retard.

Posted by: jsg at June 25, 2025 07:43 PM (ra4xZ)

29 21 Hitchhiking penguins should be avoided as they can be unpleasantly sexually aggressive and may also damage the finish on your boat.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at June 25, 2025 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

What if you like those things ?

Posted by: jsg at June 25, 2025 07:44 PM (ra4xZ)

30 A guy used to bring a huge Great Dane to the park I take Elvis for a walk. It's off leash in the off season and this big goof would see from across the park and come galloping, he galloped not ran, and then lean on me while I pet him. I had to brace myself or be knocked over. Absolute gentle giant. Wouldn't hurt a fly but was as big as a pony.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

31 8 It's been so long since we've had a bat I've forgot what they even look like... some kind of weasel right?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2025 07:28 PM (cduTK)

Rodents.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 25, 2025 07:45 PM (p4nXC)

32 Yay! All well-adjusted Morons applaud uplifting Penguin content. The miserable few, I'm sure, will recoil like a vampire to a cross.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at June 25, 2025 07:45 PM (G5+As)

33 "may also damage the finish on your boat."

'Penguin patina,' the old salts call it.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 07:46 PM (5zjm+)

34 affirm ... "always leave 'em laughing !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 07:46 PM (Z5NUn)

35 I have decided that the Cafe has for too long totally ignored the blazing-hot magma-pot of sexiness that is the Slow Loris.

Now that I have learned that the blazing hot sexiness is just a facade covering a toxic (more accurately, venomous) secret, I can understand the Cafe's reluctance to feature the creature.

http://tiny.cc/Loris

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 07:47 PM (R256O)

36 Bats eat tons and tons of pesky flying insects like mosquitoes and gnats. How many pests do penguins eat? Hmmm?

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

37 Yea!!!! For the elephants.
Probably un uploaded is the chasing away of the humans and the arrival of the rest of the herd. Then the arrival of people with guns to recover the truck....

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2025 07:49 PM (LgDgc)

38 I got a lot of laughs today showing people a picture of Snowflake, telling them she's my friend's visiting cat and my week started with her sitting on my face Monday morning.

But the week is getting better.

A lot of laughs. Leave them laughing...
Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 07:40 PM (jvJvP)
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Sharing cute pics of pets is a great way to interact with strangers. Everyone loves pics of pets (sometimes more than pics of kids).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2025 07:50 PM (IBQGV)

39 They better hurry up and fix that truck or all the oranges will be gone.

Posted by: wth at June 25, 2025 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

40 30 A guy used to bring a huge Great Dane to the park I take Elvis for a walk. It's off leash in the off season and this big goof would see from across the park and come galloping, he galloped not ran, and then lean on me while I pet him. I had to brace myself or be knocked over. Absolute gentle giant. Wouldn't hurt a fly but was as big as a pony.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2025 07:44 PM

The lady that I got my bengal cats from had Great Danes and they were the sweetest dogs. She said they were gentle with the kittens and yes they leaned on you so you'd pet them. Just huge animals and I'd hate to clean up the yard after them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 07:50 PM (Cg3Gl)

41 Maybe Emperor penguins eat small Democrats?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 25, 2025 07:51 PM (GYt5+)

42 8 It's been so long since we've had a bat I've forgot what they even look like... some kind of weasel right?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2025 07:28 PM (cduTK)

I've never seen a weasel thst looked like this, even in a Bosch painting:
8 It's been so long since we've had a bat I've forgot what they even look like... some kind of weasel right?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2025 07:28 PM (cduTK)
http://tiny.cc/Hhbat

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 07:51 PM (R256O)

43 I've never heard of a blood-sucking penguin. Bats on the other hand...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 25, 2025 07:51 PM (p4nXC)

44 On Tuesday, District Judge Tana Lin granted a partial injunction to the states which sued the Department of Transportation over blocking the funds, and said that the states would likely succeed in their suit alleging that these were withheld illegally.

In her ruling, Lin quoted from the TV show, writing: "In a 1995 episode of The Simpsons, Homer must cut short a tearful goodbye with his long-lost mother after her traveling companions protest that their 'electric van only has minutes of juice left!'"
"Some 26 years later, Congress sought to address the phenomenon that has come to be known as 'range anxiety': the unease experienced by electric vehicle ("EV") drivers when they are unsure where the next charging station might be, and whether their car's battery has sufficient charge to get them there," she continued.

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If Homer said it, that's just as strong as the constitution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 25, 2025 07:52 PM (L/fGl)

45 They better hurry up and fix that truck or all the oranges will be gone.
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2025 07:50 PM (v0R5T)
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*** HEE HEE HEE ***

Posted by: The Long-tusk Snout Gang at June 25, 2025 07:52 PM (IBQGV)

46 30, lol,my b. i. l. raised them : I still remember the one (about my weight) who could stand up, paws on my shoulders, and look down at me (& lick the sweat off my forehead, lol). "walking" him was not for the lightweight, or easily intimidated.
rip Buddy! what a goodboy you were!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 07:52 PM (Z5NUn)

47 37
'Yea!!!! For the elephants.
Probably un uploaded is the chasing away of the humans and the arrival of the rest of the herd. Then the arrival of people with guns to recover the truck....'

The driving away of the truck should recover it. Assuming the elephants don't tip the trailer over first.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 07:53 PM (3wi/L)

48 I hope that if I ever fall in a volcano that I go quick and it doesn't take days.

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

49
If you want to see what the weather is in Sugar Tit, here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/2bqgmohr

Sugar Tits there is taking liberty with the name. She's actually a little too southwest of Sugar Tit proper. Also, I worry about Sugar Tit's rain sensor there, should've have registered some the past hour.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2025 07:53 PM (w6EFb)

50 Ana just attacked Lara Loomer as a "bigoted piece of trash" because Lara wishes muslim centric groups were registered as terrorist groups ages ago, and these problems would be reduced.

Ana realizes Lara was gang raped by Muslims, right?

It's hypocritical to call Lara bigoted, when after Ana was assaulted by homeless people in NYC, SHE was called racist for sharing that news.

Ok, I've hit my Young Turks tolerance level for the day, I'm out.

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 07:53 PM (Eng1Z)

51
Sharing cute pics of pets is a great way to interact with strangers. Everyone loves pics of pets (sometimes more than pics of kids).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2025 07:50 PM

I'm such a witch but there's a lady I barely know that volunteers everywhere and when I see her she shows me pictures of her grandkids, a lot of pictures so I started making her look at my animal pictures. I started showing her pictures of my chickens last time.
In my defense this lady is bossy and annoying.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 07:53 PM (Cg3Gl)

52 " big goof" is spot-on!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 07:54 PM (Z5NUn)

53
Since leftists never see the connection between cause and effect, the disaster of a Madmani administration will always be the fault of wreckers, kulaks and foreign spies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 07:54 PM (/HVsR)

54 "They better hurry up and fix that truck or all the oranges will be gone."

When they run out of oranges, it's time for the main course, and that's when you don't want to be there.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 07:54 PM (5zjm+)

55 If Homer said it, that's just as strong as the constitution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 25, 2025 07:52 PM (L/fGl)

Is there anything Judges don’t know?

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2025 07:54 PM (VofaG)

56 yay, murderfloofs

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2025 07:54 PM (gKWVE)

57 35 I have decided that the Cafe has for too long totally ignored the blazing-hot magma-pot of sexiness that is the Slow Loris.

Now that I have learned that the blazing hot sexiness is just a facade covering a toxic (more accurately, venomous) secret, I can understand the Cafe's reluctance to feature the creature.

http://tiny.cc/Loris
Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 07:47 PM (R256O)

Link goes to a sublime intepretation of Vivaldi's Le Quatro Stagione, performed by Itzak Perlman and the Israel Philiharmonic, but I don't see no Lorises.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 25, 2025 07:55 PM (PiwSw)

58 36 Bats eat tons and tons of pesky flying insects like mosquitoes and gnats. How many pests do penguins eat? Hmmm?
Posted by: fd

Bats carry and spread rabies and try to nest in ladies hairstyles. And have you forgotten the worldwide plague bats brought to our planet just 5 years ago? Trillions!!
Get back to me when our Clients affect your life and livelihood in a similar manner. Good day, Sir!

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at June 25, 2025 07:55 PM (G5+As)

59 "I've never heard of a blood-sucking penguin."

The story of Nazi vampire penguins on the moon is better left untold.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at June 25, 2025 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

60 Go CaliGirl! This!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 07:56 PM (Z5NUn)

61 >>>yay, murderfloofs

Spoiler alert: they are all murderfloofs. But we love them so.

My sweet dog LOVES shaking his lamb chop toy, which he long ago got the squeaker out of. It's so cute to see him shake it, but I'm well aware it's an evolutionary move meant to snap the neck of his prey. But he's so adorable doing it!

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 07:57 PM (Eng1Z)

62 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 07:58 PM (77rzZ)

63 You can't blame COVID on bats and you can't blame bats for being friendly with the ladies.

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2025 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

64 19 Just watched the first 15 minutes of Starship Troopers for the first time.

Worse than all the negative comments indicated I’ve read at aos.
Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2025 07:36 PM (VofaG)

I saw part of "Starship Troopers" in the theatre!

I took my God-daughter, her older sister and their two friends to the movies. I forgot what we saw, but I lost my car keys. I was taking care of that situation, the girls were going to see another movie.

What four girls aged 7 to 9 wouldn't want to watch "Starship Troopers?" We didn't last long. I took them to see "Baby Geniuses." I watch a lot of kids crap that doesn't piss me off.

Trust me. That very weekend, "Starship Troopers" was not THE movie that made adults want to blow their brains out.

The kids had fun. I apologized. One of them. "What for? We're kids. You took us to 2 movies. Popcorn and stuff and supper."

Yeah, but I sat through some of "Baby Geniuses" which had a sequel.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 07:58 PM (jvJvP)

65 53, there it is

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 07:59 PM (Z5NUn)

66 55
'Is there anything Judges don’t know?
Posted by: polynikes '


Their real purpose in a constitutional republic?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 08:00 PM (3wi/L)

67
My sweet dog LOVES shaking his lamb chop toy, which he long ago got the squeaker out of.

________

It's sad but sweet to see one of our house girls having a false pregnancy and collecting toys to "nurse".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:00 PM (/HVsR)

68 Government run shops in NYC.

The Soviets had a chain of shops in the same vein: Valuta, Beryozka or Beriozka. It was a class and caste trade system open to foreigners and high soviet officials; barring peasants.

The CCP bar ordinary people via the "fifteen minute cities" system of peasant containment - confinement.

Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2025 08:00 PM (IlHsm)

69 There will always be a 1% to go after.

Posted by: Socialists at June 25, 2025 08:00 PM (ra4xZ)

70 New York doesn't have nukes.
So we got that going for us.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2025 08:01 PM (LgDgc)

71 If Homer said it, that's just as strong as the constitution.

With our District Judges? Dredd is as strong as the Constitution. Maybe even the Stallone version

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2025 08:01 PM (gKWVE)

72 Iran's parliament votes to suspend its commitments under the Non-Proliferation Treaty and cease co-operation with the global atomic watchdog...
_financialtimes 13 hrs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:01 PM (yXf+h)

73 Next Bond will be directed by Denis Villeneuve.

Posted by: TJM's phone at June 25, 2025 08:03 PM (GBKbO)

74
Iran's parliament votes to suspend its commitments under the Non-Proliferation Treaty and cease co-operation with the global atomic watchdog...

___________

*throws hands in the air dramatically*

Thanks, Trump! Now we're in the soup!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:03 PM (/HVsR)

75 72 Iran's parliament votes to suspend its commitments under the Non-Proliferation Treaty and cease co-operation with the global atomic watchdog...
_financialtimes 13 hrs

What's Farsi for "The 2025 Spank Me Harder Daddy Act"?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2025 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

76 LizLem, lol, you should have seen our Rat Terriers carefully extract squeakers, then surgically open the belly and patiently remove all of the fluff ...

a few times when I watched this process I gave the boys treats of raw beef liver after, just because.

loved those little guys they were so real ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:04 PM (Z5NUn)

77 I just saw Galaxy Quest for the first time the other day. Meh.

Star Trek is on. It's the one with the Space Iguana.

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2025 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

78 7 year old girls are not the target demo of a Paul Verhoeven movie...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 25, 2025 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

79 >>> It's sad but sweet to see one of our house girls having a false pregnancy and collecting toys to "nurse".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:00 PM (/HVsR)

Awww, wish I could give her all the pets and loves. Poor sweetie.

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 08:05 PM (Eng1Z)

80 The bill also suspends installation of surveillance cameras , inspections, and reporting to the IAEA, as per the Iranian Parliament's national security committee.

Who's the happiest, Netanyahu or Trump?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:05 PM (yXf+h)

81 68, yes, "hard currency" stores ...

lol?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:06 PM (Z5NUn)

82 Sharing cute pics of pets is a great way to interact with strangers. Everyone loves pics of pets (sometimes more than pics of kids).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2025 07:50 PM (IBQGV)

Almost always more than always pictures of their kids.

But I had a client from Pakistani origins who sent me a pictur of her 19 year old daughter. That was a GREAT picture. She was a sweet woman and should have been proud...

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:06 PM (jvJvP)

83
It's sad but sweet to see one of our house girls having a false pregnancy and collecting toys to "nurse".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:00 PM (/HVsR)

That's sad. I didn't know this could happen to dogs or I never thought about it.
My chickens go broody sometimes when we don't have a rooster and I have put chicks under her at night and she thinks they're hers. I worry the hens will die incubating the eggs that can never hatch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:06 PM (Cg3Gl)

84 Exterminate! Exterminate!

Posted by: Kittehs Riding Roombas at June 25, 2025 08:07 PM (RIvkX)

85 H7, awwww ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:07 PM (Z5NUn)

86 57 Link goes to a sublime intepretation of Vivaldi's Le Quatro Stagione, performed by Itzak Perlman and the Israel Philiharmonic, but I don't see no Lorises.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 25, 2025 07:55 PM (PiwSw)

Oops. That was my summer solstice share. Here is the actual Loris link:

http://tiny.cc/p2zn001

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 08:07 PM (R256O)

87 77 I just saw Galaxy Quest for the first time the other day. Meh.

Star Trek is on. It's the one with the Space Iguana.
Posted by: fd at June 25, 2025 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

Wow that’s definitely a minority opinion. But that’s okay. I have a few movies where I’m in the very small minority also.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2025 08:08 PM (VofaG)

88 & gosh, g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:09 PM (Z5NUn)

89 Bats eat tons and tons of pesky flying insects like mosquitoes and gnats. How many pests do penguins eat? Hmmm?
Posted by: fd at June 25, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

Has your house ever been overrun by anchovies and herrings?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2025 08:09 PM (brD1F)

90 I actually thought the satire and worldbuilding in the first half of Starship Troopers was the most interesting thing about it. The story petered out for me at the end.

Someone having the audacity to think Galaxy Quest is meh...by Grapthar's hammer, I shall get my revenge!!

(Just kidding, fp! You are more than entitled to have the wrong opinion. )

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 08:10 PM (Eng1Z)

91 73 Next Bond will be directed by Denis Villeneuve.
Posted by: TJM's phone at June 25, 2025 08:03 PM (GBKbO)

Timothee as 007? Zendaya as Bond Girl?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 25, 2025 08:10 PM (PiwSw)

92 Wow that’s definitely a minority opinion. But that’s okay. I have a few movies where I’m in the very small minority also.
Posted by: polynikes

If we all had the same taste in movies, Disney wouldn't be stepping on its own dick twice a week.

Posted by: mikeski at June 25, 2025 08:10 PM (DgGvY)

93 If I could bone the chick in the "7 times stronger than Viagra" ad, pharmaceutical assistance would be wholly unnecessary.

Posted by: That's a cure for ED right there at June 25, 2025 08:11 PM (TbWk/)

94 Starship Troopers > Galaxy Quest

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:11 PM (5zjm+)

95 to feature the creature.

http://tiny.cc/Loris
Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 07:47 PM (R256O)
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Thanks Tanks


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:12 PM (yXf+h)

96 Starship Troopers > Galaxy Quest
Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:11 PM (5zjm+)

Now you’re just trying to start something.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2025 08:12 PM (VofaG)

97 78 7 year old girls are not the target demo of a Paul Verhoeven movie...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 25, 2025 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

Well, I learned that quickly.

It was the next movie starting.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:12 PM (jvJvP)

98 Bats are immediately recognizable at sunset.

Crazy flying patterns.

Posted by: jsg at June 25, 2025 08:13 PM (ra4xZ)

99 was it Perlman? or Horowitz? who had a string break in mid performance and went on without a hitch to finish up on only 3 strings?

always wished I could find that recorded ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Z5NUn)

100 >>> 73 Next Bond will be directed by Denis Villeneuve.
Posted by: TJM's phone at June 25, 2025 08:03 PM (GBKbO)
Timothee as 007? Zendaya as Bond Girl?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 25, 2025 08:10 PM (PiwSw)

It sounds like the next Bond will be Aaron Pierre, aka this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1rdthQwUpfE

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Eng1Z)

101 Thoughtless people rescue a dangerous ice-bat.

This is correct on two levels. The first is obvious; it takes truly thought-less people to rescue such a polymorphically-perverse, not to mention morbidly mephitic, creature from a deserving leopard seal, who probably had babies to feed.

Second is the dangerously disinformatic mis-labeling of ice-bat, a disservice to the many chiroptophiles who enthusiastically comment on this blog, a disservice undoubtedly driven by Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2025 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

102 Filthy penguin looks like Lloyd Christmas with the dry heaves.

Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2025 08:14 PM (fV+MH)

103 "Has your house ever been overrun by anchovies and herrings?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

No. We have an exterminator come every month.

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2025 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

104 98 Bats are immediately recognizable at sunset.

Crazy flying patterns.
Posted by: jsg at June 25, 2025 08:13 PM (ra4xZ)

They do the same in the morning too, they fly into my head.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:14 PM (Cg3Gl)

105 It sounds like the next Bond will be Aaron Pierre, aka this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1rdthQwUpfE
Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Eng1Z)

I'm sure it'll do fine at the Box Office....

Posted by: jsg at June 25, 2025 08:14 PM (ra4xZ)

106 They do the same in the morning too, they fly into my head.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:14 PM (Cg3Gl)

NOT a morning person. So I'll take your word on that.

Posted by: jsg at June 25, 2025 08:16 PM (ra4xZ)

107 >>> 98 Bats are immediately recognizable at sunset.

Drunk birds, yes they are!

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 08:16 PM (Eng1Z)

108 50 Ana just attacked Lara Loomer as a "bigoted piece of trash" because Lara wishes muslim centric groups were registered as terrorist groups ages ago, and these problems would be reduced.

Ana realizes Lara was gang raped by Muslims, right?

It's hypocritical to call Lara bigoted, when after Ana was assaulted by homeless people in NYC, SHE was called racist for sharing that news.

Ok, I've hit my Young Turks tolerance level for the day, I'm out.
Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 07:53 PM (Eng1Z)

Lara Logan got raped by pack of smelly weirdbeards, not Loomer.

Posted by: Different Lara at June 25, 2025 08:17 PM (TbWk/)

109 Pakistan stands with Ummah, sits with America, and sleeps with China.

https://tinyurl.com/4435u9re

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:17 PM (yXf+h)

110 106 They do the same in the morning too, they fly into my head.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:14 PM (Cg3Gl)

NOT a morning person. So I'll take your word on that.
Posted by: jsg at June 25, 2025 08:16 PM (ra4xZ)

I have shutters on my house and there are bats behind every one. They are in the umbrellas every time I open one and I put bat boxes up for them and they live in the boxes too. They eat a lot of bugs I just don't want them in the house.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:18 PM (Cg3Gl)

111 Dogs search by smell. That zipper after being fondled by a human would stand out in a forest.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:18 PM (XJcq1)

112 "Now you’re just trying to start something."

The Bugs started it. We have to finish it.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:18 PM (5zjm+)

113 99 was it Perlman? or Horowitz? who had a string break in mid performance and went on without a hitch to finish up on only 3 strings?

always wished I could find that recorded ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Z5NUn)

Looks like it was Perlman. I couldn't quickly find a video of the actual event, but did see one describing the incident.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 08:19 PM (R256O)

114 103 "Has your house ever been overrun by anchovies and herrings?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was a young kid. My grandfather brought over a LOT of smelt and stayed while they cleaned him. It took HOURS! She was happy for them later on.

I was maybe 7, but I knew she was pissed at the time.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:19 PM (jvJvP)

115 Starship Troopers > Galaxy Quest
Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:11 PM (5zjm+)

Ok now you're just trolling.

Posted by: Taking the piss as it were at June 25, 2025 08:19 PM (TbWk/)

116
The Texas legislature has voted to fix the entire state on Daylight Savings Time year round. While I approve of year round time, they should have kept Standard. DST is for slugabeds who can't get up early like decent people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:19 PM (/HVsR)

117 They do the same in the morning too, they fly into my head.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:14 PM (Cg3Gl)

NOT a morning person. So I'll take your word on that.
Posted by: jsg at June 25, 2025 08:16 PM (ra4xZ)

I have shutters on my house and there are bats behind every one. They are in the umbrellas every time I open one and I put bat boxes up for them and they live in the boxes too. They eat a lot of bugs I just don't want them in the house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:18 PM (Cg3Gl)
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I was bitten by a bat as a kid. That rabies shot was no joke. Needle looked like a Captain Ahab harpoon.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:20 PM (XJcq1)

118 >>> Posted by: Different Lara at June 25, 2025 08:17 PM (TbWk/)

Ah thanks, I got my Laras crossed. Time for dinner I think...

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 08:20 PM (Eng1Z)

119 Zendaya as Bond Girl?

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Or whatever.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 25, 2025 08:20 PM (L/fGl)

120
I was bitten by a bat as a kid. That rabies shot was no joke. Needle looked like a Captain Ahab harpoon.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:20 PM (XJcq1)

Did it fly up and bite you? I'm not afraid of the bats but I would be if it was in my house.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:23 PM (Cg3Gl)

121 Next Bond will be directed by Denis Villeneuve.
Posted by: TJM's phone at June 25, 2025 08:03 PM (GBKbO)
Timothee as 007? Zendaya as Bond Girl?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 25, 2025 08:10 PM (PiwSw)

It sounds like the next Bond will be Aaron Pierre, aka this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1rdthQwUpfE
Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Eng1Z)
——-

A gay Bond won’t sell

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:24 PM (XJcq1)

122 Maybe my expectations were too high for GQ. I wasn't sorry I watched it. Tim Allen. That's my review.

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

123 116, jeez, what is it about the word "Standard" that is so f'ing hard for them to understand?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:25 PM (Z5NUn)

124 Justice delayed is justice denied.

JACKSON, Miss. — Mississippi's longest-serving death row inmate is set to be executed Wednesday, nearly five decades after he kidnapped and killed a bank loan officer's wife in a violent ransom scheme.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 25, 2025 08:25 PM (L/fGl)

125 Sigourney Weaver's suit puppies. That's my review.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

126 Just saw a clip of Joy Reid on Jesse Watters on Fox. What was she wearing? A denim bustier over a black suit jacket. Her sense of fashion is now the same as her political acumen, bizarre.

Posted by: Decaf at June 25, 2025 08:25 PM (unUNN)

127 I was bitten by a bat as a kid. That rabies shot was no joke. Needle looked like a Captain Ahab harpoon.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:20 PM (XJcq1)

Did it fly up and bite you? I'm not afraid of the bats but I would be if it was in my house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:23 PM (Cg3Gl)
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Yea. I was caught in a swarm. I thought it was cool until I got bit. Batman is a hoax.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:26 PM (XJcq1)

128 "I'm not afraid of the bats but I would be if it was in my house."

I've had at least a dozen in the house over the four decades I've lived here; less since I fixed some masonry. I keep a sweep net handy. Catch and release.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:26 PM (5zjm+)

129
Zenyatta >>>> Zendaya

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:26 PM (/HVsR)

130 I have shutters on my house and there are bats behind every one. They are in the umbrellas every time I open one and I put bat boxes up for them and they live in the boxes too. They eat a lot of bugs I just don't want them in the house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:18 PM

You are a good woman.

May your house always be free of the mephitic ejections of penguins!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2025 08:26 PM (0sNs1)

131 When I win the Governor of CA race I will end the unfair taxes on BJs.

Posted by: Kamil Harris at June 25, 2025 08:27 PM (aKoaI)

132 thx, tankdemon, if you actually find that performance, wow!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:27 PM (Z5NUn)

133 The granny killer might be stepping out of the NYC Mayor race

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2025 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

134 Zenyatta Mondatta >>>> Zenyatta >>>> Zendaya

Posted by: Crusader at June 25, 2025 08:28 PM (TN0g+)

135 A penguin once bit my sister.

Posted by: We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. at June 25, 2025 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

136
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:05 PM (yXf+h)

???????????

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 08:28 PM (lCaJd)

137 The small, demented, but vocal anti-Penguin minority might be happier if they got together commune-style. Might we suggest Pripyat as the perfect location.

Posted by: Penguin Protection League at June 25, 2025 08:28 PM (G5+As)

138 back in the pre-digital ages it was so much easier to just "lose" things ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:28 PM (Z5NUn)

139
Yea. I was caught in a swarm. I thought it was cool until I got bit. Batman is a hoax.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:26 PM (

I wouldn't like a swarm of them either. That sounds terrible.
I know someone that had a bat fly in his mouth when he tried to scream when the bats were swarming him. He was a kid in a cave somewhere and startled a bunch of bats. No shots though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 08:28 PM (Cg3Gl)

140 I don't get the Zendaya appeal. She's cute but in a very generic way.

Posted by: Who can understand Hollyweird at June 25, 2025 08:29 PM (TbWk/)

141 Zeta-Jones >>>> Zenyatta >>>> Zendaya

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 25, 2025 08:29 PM (p4nXC)

142 >> The Texas legislature has voted to fix the entire state on Daylight Savings Time year round. While I approve of year round time, they should have kept Standard. DST is for slugabeds who can't get up early like decent people.
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Just looked it up on TimeandDate. Latest sunrise at Dallas latitude will be about 8:30AM with this change. I expect there will be some complaints.

It won't be as bad as in the high latitude, western edges of the too far west anyway zones, like Michigan panhandle, but 8:30AM sunrise will still be a little jarring to some, I imagine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2025 08:29 PM (w6EFb)

143 >>>DST is for slugabeds who can't get up early like decent people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Hey ya, I don't like DST as much as the next person, and TX always does it backasswards, but you don't have to make it personal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:30 PM (yXf+h)

144 >>>A penguin once bit my sister.

Was she asking for it?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 25, 2025 08:31 PM (p4nXC)

145 I guess he couldn't get it up.

Anthony Weiner's Attempted Political Comeback Isn't Going Well

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 25, 2025 08:31 PM (L/fGl)

146 142, they voted for it, effem. learn from experience? lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:31 PM (Z5NUn)

147 Vibe coding with Grok today. On this project, the human intelligence saved the day! After four hours and 14 iterations of debugging, I, the human, said, 'Let's throw all this out and start fresh from scratch.'

Grok readily agreed. With a fresh start, we were done in 15 minutes, with about one-fifth as much code as the prior hairball had.

I like this. I could get used to this.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:32 PM (5zjm+)

148 Iran's parliament votes to suspend its commitments under the Non-Proliferation Treaty and cease co-operation with the global atomic watchdog...


You mean the commitments you had no intentions to meet and a co-operation with an organization you ignored?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 25, 2025 08:33 PM (wBh67)

149 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:33 PM (FinzM)

150 A gay Bond won’t sell
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:24 PM (XJcq1)

That'll stop them!

Let's go the other way, express enthusiasm for a gay Bond and pressure them to double the budget.

And if a black Superman costing $500 million doesn't get made, those assholes are just racist.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:33 PM (jvJvP)

151 The Texas legislature has voted to fix the entire state on Daylight Savings Time year round. While I approve of year round time, they should have kept Standard. DST is for slugabeds who can't get up early like decent people.


We will not stand for these libelous comments. Expect to hear from our lawyers.

Posted by: American Society for Gastropod Justice at June 25, 2025 08:33 PM (TbWk/)

152
Trump to New York: Drop Dead

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:33 PM (/HVsR)

153 King of the Hill had an episode of being afraid of bats.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2025 08:34 PM (VofaG)

154 149 Evening.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:33 PM (FinzM)

Any updates Robert?
How are all of you?

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:34 PM (jvJvP)

155
Now, looking up in North in the panhandle, and more west that Dallas, Amarillo latest sunrise is now 7:56AM. The change will push that to nearly 9AM.

There will be some complaints there for sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2025 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

156 Well, the new cooler units at store have gone down which means produce and meat are getting chucked.

Sounds like bargain time right? The registers also went down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2025 08:34 PM (kjZbS)

157 USA 2-1 over Haiti.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:35 PM (pRpzT)

158 Trump to New York: Drop Dead
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New York and California are proof that the Dems can't every hold Federal power again. Neither state has any intention at all of upholding the law or the Constitution.

Posted by: Crusader at June 25, 2025 08:35 PM (TN0g+)

159 134

'Zenyatta Mondatta >>>> Zenyatta >>>> Zendaya'

Zenyatta Mondatta >>>> Zenyatta >>>> Jomo Kenyatta>>>> Zendaya

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 08:35 PM (3wi/L)

160 "That zipper after being fondled by a human would stand out in a forest."


*snicker*

Posted by: Monica Lewinski at June 25, 2025 08:36 PM (i0F8b)

161 >>> ???????????
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 08:28 PM (lCaJd)
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Netanyahu called Trump and said, I told you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:36 PM (yXf+h)

162 USA 2-1 over Haiti.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:35 PM (pRpzT)


Hardest hit: The Clinton Foundation and Library.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2025 08:36 PM (W/lyH)

163 Sounds like bargain time right? The registers also went down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2025 08:34 PM (kjZbS)

Donate it all to the Food Bank. Maybe some of the AWFL's who drive their Mercedes to the Food Bank to hoover up the good stuff will get salmonella.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2025 08:37 PM (brD1F)

164 but Haiti 1-0 over the Dominican Republic, so there's that

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2025 08:37 PM (gKWVE)

165
that's why I always carry lots of that old-school green paper, Anna!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 25, 2025 08:37 PM (Z5NUn)

166 USA 2-1 over Haiti.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:35 PM (pRpzT)

in eaten dogs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2025 08:38 PM (brD1F)

167
Donate it all to the Food Bank. Maybe some of the AWFL's who drive their Mercedes to the Food Bank to hoover up the good stuff will get salmonella.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2025 08:37 PM (brD1F)

__________

I see cars lined up at the local food bank and they're much nicer than mine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:38 PM (/HVsR)

168 It also means she didn't grow up in the culture that justifies Bronx attitude. So yes, a total poser.
Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 07:30 PM (Eng1Z)

I suspect she is pretty stroppy for Westchester

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2025 08:40 PM (D7oie)

169 The Great Dane: "What? I was just trying to protect the girl. I mean, it's not like I was scared or anything."

Posted by: Paco at June 25, 2025 08:40 PM (mADJX)

170 'I see cars lined up at the local food bank and they're much nicer than mine.'

Escalades outside the free health clinic.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:40 PM (5zjm+)

171 California Lawmakers are weighing a provision that would allow developers to pay a lower wage for some construction projects, theoretically stimulating housing production in California.

Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2025 08:40 PM (KIRom)

172 Mamdani Vows To Knock Down World Trade Center To Build More Affordable Housing

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Thinking outside the box.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 25, 2025 08:41 PM (L/fGl)

173 So we’re following soccer now?

That is so gay. Nothing is gayer than soccer.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

174 California Lawmakers are weighing a provision that would allow developers to pay a lower wage for some construction projects, theoretically stimulating housing production in California.

California hatches scheme to destroy the housing industry to protect illegal invaders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2025 08:41 PM (kjZbS)

175 California Lawmakers are weighing a provision that would allow developers to pay a lower wage for some construction projects, theoretically stimulating housing production in California.
Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2025 08:40 PM (KIRom)

You can pay lower wages to illegals, since they don't pay income tax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2025 08:42 PM (brD1F)

176
I like this. I could get used to this.
Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars

===============

I can't believe what I'm getting done with Grok and ChatGPT. There was one piece of a project I'm working on that took about 2.5 laborious weeks and suddenly... I wondered if I could have done this in ChatGPT. I gave it a try, and everything I'd done was redone in 2.5 hours. I wanted to stab myself, but anyway, I learned.

I'm getting control over a lot of this project now and leaving just the techiest tech stuff for someone else to implement. Someone just responded to one of my requests with an obvious AI-crafted response and I consider it a plus.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 08:43 PM (lCaJd)

177 171 California Lawmakers are weighing a provision that would allow developers to pay a lower wage for some construction projects, theoretically stimulating housing production in California.
Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2025 08:40 PM (KIRom)
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Dictating how much to pay a person rhymes with rent control.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:43 PM (yXf+h)

178 That is so gay. Nothing is gayer than soccer.
Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

Lindsey Graham in a tube top.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:43 PM (YUL+W)

179 Insure hope the baby that the cat is introducing it's kitten to is just sleeping. Sure looks like it is sleeping. It's sleeping, right???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2025 07:41 PM (W/lyH)

Momma cats creche their kittens, that is one of the momma in a bunch of cats will take the kittens while another or a couple of other ones go hunting.

I am sure this one was just introducing the babies together, but I bet also that she wanted some time free and was expecting the lady of the house to watch her kitten along with the baby

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM (D7oie)

180 Lindsey Graham in a tube top.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:43 PM (YUL+W)

Cheerleading at a soccer game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM (brD1F)

181 I want to thank everyone again for their prayers for my mom. It really means a lot that y'all could spare a moment for her. Thank you.

Mom passed away early this morning around 3AM. Decades of rheumatoid arthritis left her body a complete wreck. She was completely bedridden at the end and in the last couple of months she started showing signs of dementia.

But she's not hurting anymore. She's finally free of it all. I wish her end could have been better. Whatever comes after this, I don't know. I hope it's a far better place and that she's happy and at peace.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM (FinzM)

182 Lindsey Graham in a tube top.

MidJourney and Tensor just crashed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2025 08:45 PM (kjZbS)

183
California Lawmakers are weighing a provision that would allow developers to pay a lower wage for some construction projects, theoretically stimulating housing production in California.

California hatches scheme to destroy the housing industry to protect illegal invaders.
Posted by: Anna Puma

===============

California legislators construct a tiny steam vent so they can stop just short of destroying the state and thereby ensure their re-election.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 08:45 PM (lCaJd)

184 178 That is so gay. Nothing is gayer than soccer.
Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah, but women look hot in the uniforms....
Well, some...

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:45 PM (jvJvP)

185 Cheerleading at a soccer game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM (brD1F)

Cheerleading at a WNBA game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:45 PM (YUL+W)

186 But she's not hurting anymore. She's finally free of it all. I wish her end could have been better. Whatever comes after this, I don't know. I hope it's a far better place and that she's happy and at peace.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM (FinzM)

Please accept my condolences, Robert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2025 08:46 PM (brD1F)

187 Liberace French-kissing Richard Chamberlain is less gay than soccer.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

188
Robert, condolences to you and my best wishes for the coming days.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 08:46 PM (lCaJd)

189 USA 2-1 over Haiti.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:35 PM (pRpzT)

Is it World Cup now? I thought it was on even years. I saw the Mexico - Costa Rica match today when I was at the Vietnamese restaurant for lunch. I watched the fans wildly waving Mexican flags in the stands and thought, "Wow, they protest ICE everywhere"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2025 08:46 PM (D7oie)

190 184 Yeah, but women look hot in the uniforms....
Well, some...
Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:45 PM (jvJvP)

Should we tell him about beach volleyball?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 08:47 PM (R256O)

191 But she's not hurting anymore. She's finally free of it all. I wish her end could have been better. Whatever comes after this, I don't know. I hope it's a far better place and that she's happy and at peace.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM (FinzM)

I know she is.

I want everything after this to be peaceful for your family.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:47 PM (jvJvP)

192 My condolences to you about your mom, Robert. And may God shelter you both in the palm of His hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:47 PM (YUL+W)

193 We may still be at war.

CNN: Hiroshima 'Barely Set Back' By Atomic Bomb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 25, 2025 08:47 PM (L/fGl)

194 Mamdani: a Marxist Shi'a Twelver rap aficionado who thinks the city ought to own grocery stores and let criminals out of jail. If someone had written this character into a novel, it would have been rejected out of hand by every publisher in town as being too utterly preposterous.

Posted by: Paco at June 25, 2025 08:47 PM (mADJX)

195 176 "AI First"

Gotta resist the natural impulse to solve a problem oneself, and always ask the AI First. Don't even begin to think of ways to break the problem down. Just ask it to do the whole thing from the top. A new, more productive way of working that takes getting used to.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (5zjm+)

196 So we’re following soccer now?

That is so gay. Nothing is gayer than soccer.
Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
——-

I played soccer and loved it. But I played it very physically, like football. My dad told me to do that. I was big and strong but didn’t have great soccer skills because I was new to the sport. I tried to outplay much more experienced but smaller players. My dad saw that and said: ‘what the fuck are you doing? Youre dancing around like a faggot. You can’t out-play these kids. They’ve been playing since they could walk. You’ve been playing for 6 months. But youre much bigger and stronger. Use what you have. Youre not a soccer player. Youre a football player on the soccer field. Run these motherfuckers over!’ So I did.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (XJcq1)

197
Netanyahu called Trump and said, I told you.

Posted by: Braenyard

=============

What bill is this that suspends surveillance etc? I may have missed something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (lCaJd)

198
Condolences, Robert. May your every memory of your mother be a happy one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (/HVsR)

199 Richard Simmons on the View.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (YUL+W)

200 http://tiny.cc/Loris
Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 07:47 PM (R256O)

This is an odd Rick Roll.


It is in fact an Itzhak-roll.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2025 08:49 PM (D7oie)

201 Robert, much condolences. May peace be with you and your mom.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (yXf+h)

202 Prayer up, Robert. May the memory of your mother be a comfort and a blessing to you and your family.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (77rzZ)

203 173 So we’re following soccer now?

That is so gay. Nothing is gayer than soccer.
Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025

2 words, Bulg. David Beckham.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (pRpzT)

204 The Texas legislature has voted to fix the entire state on Daylight Savings Time year round. While I approve of year round time, they should have kept Standard. DST is for slugabeds who can't get up early like decent people.


I'm up at 3:30 am for work. I get home after 6:00 pm. Time change won't benefit me much.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (N28XY)

205 Jim J Bullock in an off Broadway production of Cats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (YUL+W)

206 195 Along the way, besides doing the work, it also teaches me a LOT about unfamiliar problem domains. In this case, geospatial mapping stuff I never did before.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:51 PM (5zjm+)

207 Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM

Condolences to you and your family. May her memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2025 08:51 PM (Wnv9h)

208 sincere condolences, Robert
youtu.be/VWuy5vEWNhQ

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2025 08:51 PM (gKWVE)

209 196

'what the fuck are you doing? Youre dancing around like a faggot.'

Was your dad Slim Pickens?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 08:52 PM (3wi/L)

210 I am so sorry, Robert. I know your mama is in a great place now. I really do. But that comfort doesn’t erase you hurting and missing her. Hugs.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:52 PM (pRpzT)

211 Anderson Cooper talking about wainscotting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:52 PM (YUL+W)

212 So we’re following soccer now?

That is so gay. Nothing is gayer than soccer.
Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025

2 words, Bulg. David Beckham.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (pRpzT)

——

Ronaldo?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:52 PM (XJcq1)

213 >>>
What bill is this that suspends surveillance etc? I may have missed something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (lCaJd)
------

#72

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:53 PM (yXf+h)

214 Condolences, Robert.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2025 08:53 PM (g47mK)

215 Robert, sending hugs your way.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2025 08:53 PM (DnMuk)

216 So we’re following soccer now?

That is so gay. Nothing is gayer than soccer.
Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025

2 words, Bulg. David Beckham.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM

Ha! Gaaaaaay!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2025 08:53 PM (Wnv9h)

217 Daddy is Home!

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2025 08:54 PM (g47mK)

218 203 Sorry, Piper. Still gay.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

219 Bulg. David Beckham.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (pRpzT)

That's three words.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2025 08:54 PM (LgDgc)

220 I want to thank everyone again for their prayers for my mom. It really means a lot that y'all could spare a moment for her. Thank you.

Mom passed away early this morning around 3AM. Decades of rheumatoid arthritis left her body a complete wreck. She was completely bedridden at the end and in the last couple of months she started showing signs of dementia.

But she's not hurting anymore. She's finally free of it all. I wish her end could have been better. Whatever comes after this, I don't know. I hope it's a far better place and that she's happy and at peace.
Posted by: Robert


I know it doesn't help any, but you have my deepest condolences and prayers for your mother.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2025 08:54 PM (N28XY)

221 205 Jim J Bullock in an off Broadway production of Cats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (YUL+W)

I was 12 and "Too Close for Comfort" had the hot blonde with amazing breasts....

Ted Knight was great.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 08:54 PM (jvJvP)

222 "Anderson Cooper talking about wainscotting."

He's the go-to guy for general moldings, millwork and finishes. He has a flair.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:55 PM (5zjm+)

223 So we’re following soccer now?

That is so gay. Nothing is gayer than soccer.
Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025

2 words, Bulg. David Beckham.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM

Ha! Gaaaaaay!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Cum on Pedro Pascal's mustache > gayer than soccer.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2025 08:55 PM (N28XY)

224 yer. Youre a football player on the soccer field. Run these motherfuckers over!’ So I did.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Male soccer players are the most handsome group of the team sports. That is my hill.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:55 PM (pRpzT)

225 200
It is in fact an Itzhak-roll.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2025 08:49 PM (D7oie)

Sorry, that was unintentional. I put the wrong url in at tiny.cc. I posted the correct link in comment 86.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 08:55 PM (R256O)

226 Robert, I'm so sorry to hear that. God bless you.

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 08:56 PM (5zjm+)

227
Of course, soccer is the sport of racism, nationalism and violence. Plus guys flopping like electrocuted squirrels when barely brushed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 08:57 PM (/HVsR)

228 224

'Male soccer players are the most handsome group of the team sports. That is my hill.'

They're very tidy and well groomed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 08:57 PM (3wi/L)

229 Male soccer players are the most handsome group of the team sports. That is my hill.
Posted by: Piper
----

Good grooming practices make them pretty.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:57 PM (yXf+h)

230 224 So, Piper, you disregard Scrabble champions? Your loss.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 08:58 PM (77rzZ)

231 Good grooming practices make them pretty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends

Yes.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:58 PM (pRpzT)

232 Horde mind is a terrible thing to behold.

garret, with ace riding bitch, on a moped.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:59 PM (YUL+W)

233 229 Good grooming practices make them pretty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 08:57 PM (yXf+h)

What was that Bob Ueker line in Major League- "He leads the league in all offensive categories, including nose hair."

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 08:59 PM (R256O)

234 'what the fuck are you doing? Youre dancing around like a faggot.'

Was your dad Slim Pickens?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 08:52 PM (3wi/L)
——

Good reference! My dad hated soccer. Wanted me to play football. He didn’t have natural skills but he made himself a good football player. I was naturally athletic, but I never liked playing football. He accepted that. If I wasn’t gonna play football, he wanted me to kick ass on the soccer field. He also told me ‘fuck the yellow flags. Just keep brutalizing players until they tell you to stop.’ I did.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:59 PM (XJcq1)

235 Robert, Condolences from JTB and me. Prayers for you and your family are sent.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 25, 2025 09:00 PM (yTvNw)

236 I prefer the lesbian soccer league. To watch their grooming practices would be...

I'll shut up now.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2025 09:03 PM (LgDgc)

237 yer. Youre a football player on the soccer field. Run these motherfuckers over!’ So I did.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Male soccer players are the most handsome group of the team sports. That is my hill.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 08:55 PM (pRpzT)
——

Oh you woulda loved teenage Blade. Tall, ripped up, gave no ducks, long hair flowing in the breeze …

P.S. Water polo has entered the chat ….

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 09:03 PM (XJcq1)

238 181 I want to thank everyone again for their prayers for my mom. It really means a lot that y'all could spare a moment for her. Thank you.

Mom passed away early this morning around 3AM. Decades of rheumatoid arthritis left her body a complete wreck. She was completely bedridden at the end and in the last couple of months she started showing signs of dementia.

But she's not hurting anymore. She's finally free of it all. I wish her end could have been better. Whatever comes after this, I don't know. I hope it's a far better place and that she's happy and at peace.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM (FinzM

Sincere condolences to you and your family, Robert.

Posted by: May she rest in peace at June 25, 2025 09:03 PM (TbWk/)

239 Comments have died off.

Everyone must be tuning into 'Hannity. '

Mom loved him. I have been watching him lately.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:03 PM (jvJvP)

240 Male soccer players are the most handsome group of the team sports. That is my hill.
Posted by: Piper

*adjusts tie*
You know, I played in college.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2025 09:04 PM (W/lyH)

241 234
'I was naturally athletic, but I never liked playing football. He accepted that.'

Good for your dad to back you like that. Sometimes all it takes is a little adjustment to your expectations to make life better.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 09:04 PM (3wi/L)

242 Lol.

Trump called 'Daddy.'

Rubio was breaking up in the background.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:04 PM (jvJvP)

243 239
'Everyone must be tuning into 'Hannity. '

Mom loved him. I have been watching him lately.'

You're a great American.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 25, 2025 09:06 PM (3wi/L)

244 239 Comments have died off.

Everyone must be tuning into 'Hannity. '

Mom loved him. I have been watching him lately.
Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental

I was watching my dog walk around his food bowl sniffing it from all angles before he decided which spot was the correct one to eat. I would love to know what goes through his doggy brain. I am going to get him those word buttons.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 09:06 PM (pRpzT)

245 Condolences Robert.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 25, 2025 09:07 PM (Cg3Gl)

246
*adjusts tie*
You know, I played in college.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25

This does not surprise me at all! 😃

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 09:08 PM (pRpzT)

247 He also told me ‘fuck the yellow flags. Just keep brutalizing players until they tell you to stop.’ I did.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:59 PM (XJcq1)

This is what soccer used to be like, especially South American soccer. Now only Asian league plays like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2025 09:08 PM (D7oie)

248 Robert.

May she rest in peace.


And thank you for being such a wonderful, loving son.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2025 09:09 PM (jBzY/)

249 You're a great American.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 25, 2025 09:06 PM (3wi/L)

Lol.

But Hannity has been an amazing Trump supporter. Probably his best.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:10 PM (jvJvP)

250
I would love to know what goes through his doggy brain. I am going to get him those word buttons.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 09:06 PM (pRpzT)

________

Titan (the Love Dog) when traveling would tell us he needed to go, always when it was cold and rainy. I could see exactly the word balloons: "Here? No... Here? No... Ooooh, this is interesting!..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 09:11 PM (/HVsR)

251 He also told me ‘fuck the yellow flags. Just keep brutalizing players until they tell you to stop.’ I did.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:59 PM (XJcq1)

This is what soccer used to be like, especially South American soccer. Now only Asian league plays like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2025 09:08 PM (D7oie)
—-

Correct. I was beating the shit outta people, but the refs didn’t care. No way you could get away with that now. Oh and we played some South American and Caribbean teams. They were little dudes, but great skills and could run like the wind. Fast little fuckers.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 09:13 PM (XJcq1)

252 Hey, Diogenes. On my family trip back to Michigan, I found out that nephew is the coach of the golf team off the HS that I graduated from. That HS did not have a golf team when I went there.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 09:14 PM (77rzZ)

253 Gingrich is on Hannity now.

I always liked Newt.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:15 PM (jvJvP)

254 249

'But Hannity has been an amazing Trump supporter. Probably his best.'

Trump used to come on to the Hannity show in the early 2000s. I remember he was basically conservative but didn't like the Iraq war.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 09:17 PM (3wi/L)

255 228 224

'Male soccer players are the most handsome group of the team sports. That is my hill.'

They're very tidy and well groomed.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 08:57 PM (3wi/L)

As well-groomed as the lion cub in the top photo?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 09:17 PM (R256O)

256 . I could see exactly the word balloons: "Here? No... Here? No... Ooooh, this is interesting!..."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Saijo is settling really well and letting his little Shiba freak flag fly. They have springs in their feet.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 09:17 PM (pRpzT)

257 Newt is a great amphibian.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 09:17 PM (77rzZ)

258 Newt was pretty cool until the couch move.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2025 09:18 PM (E0p3T)

259 257 Newt is a great amphibian.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 09:17 PM (77rzZ)

And an amazing companion when you are fighting scary kick ass Aliens.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:19 PM (jvJvP)

260 Denis Villeneuve to direct next Bond film. To be produced by Mr. Sánchez' company.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2025 09:19 PM (g47mK)

261 I played soccer and loved it. But I played it very physically, like football. My dad told me to do that. I was big and strong but didn’t have great soccer skills because I was new to the sport. I tried to outplay much more experienced but smaller players. My dad saw that and said: ‘what the fuck are you doing? Youre dancing around like a faggot. You can’t out-play these kids. They’ve been playing since they could walk. You’ve been playing for 6 months. But youre much bigger and stronger. Use what you have. Youre not a soccer player. Youre a football player on the soccer field. Run these motherfuckers over!’ So I did.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (XJcq1)

Your dad reminds me of my father. Heh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 25, 2025 09:19 PM (0CU3H)

262 Hey, Stateless. Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 09:21 PM (77rzZ)

263 JFC

Soccer players are fags. Jeepers. WTF has come over you people.

Flopping fags. Boring sport. Fans are assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2025 09:21 PM (H5Jj8)

264 Robert, words cannot assuage your loss but your Mother's memory will always be a blessing.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:21 PM (ZIggv)

265 Mom passed away early this morning around 3AM.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM

I am very sorry for your loss, brother.

Posted by: toby928 at June 25, 2025 09:22 PM (jc0TO)

266 258 Newt was pretty cool until the couch move.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2025 09:18 PM (E0p3T)

I forgot about that. Forgiven. I regret things too.
Yeah, not sure if he regrets that.
But he is fighting for Trump now. So forgiven

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:22 PM (jvJvP)

267 so I'm reading MJ Michaels' "The Trouble With Perfect Women". Recommended from r/romance_for_men because shut up.
This has the hero Jacen Ryker and his female sidekick-without-benefits Faye find a noneuclidean horror from beyond the stars... and then get caught up in a space battle over it, which the faction of Androsynths win.
Except that these genetic clones - the Themmies, for Themyscira - are all female, and hot.
Will our hero resist temptation? Will he break down and explain to Faye the secret of who ordered the mission? And what's in the box?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2025 09:22 PM (gKWVE)

268
My sympathies, Robert.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 25, 2025 09:23 PM (+nZqe)

269 1 I played soccer and loved it. But I played it very physically, like football. My dad told me to do that. I was big and strong but didn’t have great soccer skills because I was new to the sport. I tried to outplay much more experienced but smaller players. My dad saw that and said: ‘what the fuck are you doing? Youre dancing around like a faggot. You can’t out-play these kids. They’ve been playing since they could walk. You’ve been playing for 6 months. But youre much bigger and stronger. Use what you have. Youre not a soccer player. Youre a football player on the soccer field. Run these motherfuckers over!’ So I did.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (XJcq1)

Your dad reminds me of my father. Heh.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 25, 2025 09:19 PM (0CU3H)
——-

Undercover Brother from a different mother. LOL.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 09:23 PM (XJcq1)

270 In our grade school, we played "soccer" more like what "rugby" is now... only more violently.
Nuns never said boo.

Posted by: MkY at June 25, 2025 09:23 PM (cPGH3)

271 263 Nurse, agreed.

I hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

272 I'm sorry for your loss, Robert

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 25, 2025 09:24 PM (AcTAo)

273 Does anyone here have contact info for Jay Guevara?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:25 PM (ZIggv)

274 >>He also told me ‘fuck the yellow flags. Just keep brutalizing players until they tell you to stop.’ I did.

Brutalizing soccer players includes a light breeze out of the west.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2025 09:26 PM (viF8m)

275 Heya Bulg,
I’m doing alright. 65 and cloudy on the beach. May get some much needed rain.

Listening to the Mariners and the Twinkies on the radio.

I love the beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2025 09:27 PM (H5Jj8)

276 Soccer is the most popular sport in Iran.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2025 09:28 PM (g47mK)

277 JackStraw, I wanted to tell you to check out the elderof ziyon blog.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:28 PM (ZIggv)

278 262 Hey, Stateless. Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 09:21 PM (77rzZ)

Thanks so much Bulg.

Getting closer. I signed a lot of papers today. We'll see how this goes. Twice this year I thought my living situation was settled only to have things killed by my brother on the last day.

I'm giving this to God and trusting him. New for me.

But when I pull through, I can help other morons.

Hannity is talking about MadMani now.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:28 PM (jvJvP)

279
What bill is this that suspends surveillance etc? I may have missed something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (lCaJd)
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#72

Posted by: Braenyard

==============

Oh. Shocker. But is it up to Iran? I mean, I suppose England could vote that all its soccer players don't have to submit to doping tests.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2025 09:29 PM (lCaJd)

280 I approve of DST year-round. Let's me do stuff after work in the autumn and spring that would otherwise be too dark to do (e.g., golf).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 25, 2025 09:29 PM (XMwZJ)

281 I approve of DST year-round.

==

Overruled. Get rid of this abomination entirely.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2025 09:30 PM (g47mK)

282 Time change. The hubris of man.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:30 PM (ZIggv)

283 263 JFC

Soccer players are fags. Jeepers. WTF has come over you people.

Flopping fags. Boring sport. Fans are assholes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June

When you live with someone who spent half their time in Italy, and half their time in the south, you get soccer and SEC football in what feels like a continuous loop. I have grown to like soccer, I have always loved football, as long as it’s College.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2025 09:30 PM (QzINz)

284 Thanks Ben Had. I will.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2025 09:31 PM (viF8m)

285 Sometimes you just want them to be at peace. Finally. Harder for you, but not for them. Prayers up.

Posted by: Wenda at June 25, 2025 09:32 PM (GUmFs)

286 276 Soccer is the most popular sport in Iran.
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2025 09:28 PM (g47mK)

Even more popular than stoning rape victims?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2025 09:32 PM (R256O)

287 276

'Soccer is the most popular sport in Iran.'

I thought it was Dodgebomb.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 25, 2025 09:33 PM (3wi/L)

288 Piper,

Football is best. I grew up in Dallas. So I learned early on that football is THE sport. Grade school, high school, college.

My gymnastics team performed at halftime shows at Cowboys games in the very early
80s.

Super fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2025 09:33 PM (H5Jj8)

289 Sorry, I should have made it clear that #285 was for Robert.

Posted by: Wenda at June 25, 2025 09:33 PM (GUmFs)

290 257 Ha!

Posted by: gp Got Dopest Bars at June 25, 2025 09:34 PM (5zjm+)

291 282 Time change. The hubris of man.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:30 PM (ZIggv)


This is truth!

Posted by: Gref at June 25, 2025 09:35 PM (aBgBM)

292 ==============

Oh. Shocker. But is it up to Iran? I mean, I suppose England could vote that all its soccer players don't have to submit to doping tests.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
----

Iran's an independent country and they voted and made that decision. The ceasefire was called too soon. Except now t the onus is on them not Trump. He made them stop. Called out Netanyahu and they stopped. Now, Iran can't contain its foolish desires.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 09:35 PM (yXf+h)

293 Newt soared in polling during the Presidential Primary(2012?) when he went after the media during a debate. Then he blew it by reverting to GOPe stances.

Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2025 09:37 PM (i0F8b)

294
But I don't want any more time changes. I feel dead for days, the dogs complain about it, switching from Standard air to Daylight Savings air in the tires is a pain, stuff like that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 09:39 PM (/HVsR)

295 Stateless, prayer up.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 09:40 PM (77rzZ)

296
Football is best. I grew up in Dallas. So I learned early on that football is THE sport.

________

I thought it was Band

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 09:40 PM (/HVsR)

297 I played soccer and loved it. But I played it very physically, like football. My dad told me to do that. I was big and strong but didn’t have great soccer skills because I was new to the sport. I tried to outplay much more experienced but smaller players. My dad saw that and said: ‘what the fuck are you doing? Youre dancing around like a faggot. You can’t out-play these kids. They’ve been playing since they could walk. You’ve been playing for 6 months. But youre much bigger and stronger. Use what you have. Youre not a soccer player. Youre a football player on the soccer field. Run these motherfuckers over!’ So I did.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 25, 2025 08:48 PM (XJcq1)

I suppose you never learned to act like every tiny contact an opponent made with you was an agonizing fatal injury. I wonder how much the players laugh at the biggest death blow actors these days.

Posted by: Gref at June 25, 2025 09:40 PM (aBgBM)

298 Hey!

PRIDE PARADE in downtown Seattle is this weekend!

And they are having a local “Reclaim the Flag” match in my area. I don’t know what flag they are talking about. I’m so confused.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2025 09:42 PM (mT+6a)

299 Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2025 08:44 PM (FinzM)

I'm so sorry. I didn't see earlier posts that dhe wasn't well. But today she is healed, and pain-free, full of joy that is beyond our comprehension.

I hope you can find some comfort in the days ahead, dear one.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 25, 2025 09:42 PM (Vvh2V)

300
Soccer: get touched, flop around in theatrical agony.

Hockey: get leg broken blocking shot, finish shift.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2025 09:43 PM (/HVsR)

301 275 Nurse, prayer up for you and yours.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2025 09:43 PM (77rzZ)

302 Water is a constant but I never feed my animals at a set time.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:43 PM (ZIggv)

303 I don't hate soccer. It takes a lot of skills that I don't have. I just don't find the pace and style to my liking. It is a lot better seeing it live than on TV.

But it's kind of low on the physicality scale compared to sport like football, rugby and hockey which are designed around physicality.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2025 09:44 PM (viF8m)

304 DST and standard time do not bother me much, but I do agree: one or the other. Pick one and stay with it.

Right now the sun sets at 2130, and rises officially at 0600, but the hills block out the actual sunlight until 0700.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, and stuff at June 25, 2025 09:44 PM (0aYVJ)

305 DST runs from March to November. Tell me you have the same sunlight all those months. Mother Nature laughs at you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:47 PM (ZIggv)

306
Time used to be an entirely local thing. You couldn't even communicate, much level travel, fast enough for it to make any difference at all. Local time was set by the sun. It was noon when the sun crossed the meridian. And that was that.

Then came the telegraph and the railroads. There were accidents due to time synchronization errors. One particular one killed 14 people when one train just slammed into the back of another, each with their clocks set to different local times. The railroads realized it was imperative to synchronize their clocks.

And thus "Railroad Time" was born, which became the standard time zone system. The power of the railroads back in the late 19th century was enough they were able to impose that on the country without federal legislation. The states pretty much did it themselves. It was only in the early 20th century that the feds just rubber stamped that into federal law.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2025 09:49 PM (w6EFb)

307 Jim J Bullock in an off Broadway production of Cats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2025 08:50 PM (YUL+W)


Spelling his name Jm doesn't make it less gay either, and his character's name on Too Close for Comfort was Monroe Ficus. Ficus! LOL

Oh poor guy.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 25, 2025 09:50 PM (144I4)

308 I hate DST. I lived through this before; everyone belkyacges in winter. Perhaps Texas won't be as affected.

Soccer players, blech. Well groomed like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

Rugby players, or baseball players for me. The occasional LAX, if they aren't stuck up WASPy assholes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 25, 2025 09:51 PM (Vvh2V)

309 Tammy, Rugby!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:52 PM (ZIggv)

310 My gymnastics team performed at halftime shows at Cowboys games in the very early
80s.

Super fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2025 09:33 PM (H5Jj

Hi nurse.

Gymnastics and cheerleading are surprisingly dangerous.

I watched a lot of Disney shows since they used to not piss me off. Young Caitlin Raegan joined Bizzardvark in season three. Young kid. Hilarious. She had the best lines.

"No Amelia, you are getting the best care science can buy. Now here, hold these healing crystals and think of rainbows."

I followed my favorites on Instagram. Nothing weird. They didn't piss me off and made me laugh. I need that.

But Caitlin was about 11. Working out for gymnastics. On the bars or something. Poor girl fell. Broke both arms at the same time! I felt so bad for her. Both arms in a cast. Horrible.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:53 PM (jvJvP)

311 We need more cafe videos of worms. Doncha think?

Posted by: mindful webworker - thinking at June 25, 2025 09:54 PM (0NO3o)

312 PRIDE PARADE in downtown Seattle is this weekend!

And they are having a local “Reclaim the Flag” match in my area. I don’t know what flag they are talking about. I’m so confused.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I think they want people to bring rainbow flags with Genesis 9:13 written on them.

Posted by: mikeski at June 25, 2025 09:54 PM (DgGvY)

313 >> I hate DST. I lived through this before; everyone belkyacges in winter. Perhaps Texas won't be as affected.

The higher the latitude, the worse the late sunrise effect is compounded by the too-far west time zones, like Michigan's panhandle being the worst, although Indiana is just as bad, just not as far north.

It's not as bad in in the lower latitudes, but I was just looking. In Amarillo, latest sunrise will be 8:56AM on year round DST. I expect they will complain. In Dallas, it will be about 8:30AM or so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2025 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

314 Ya Know....

I'm feeling pretty Damn Good tonight.

What say you?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 25, 2025 09:54 PM (25kuG)

315 I'm very sorry Robert.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2025 09:55 PM (E0p3T)

316 We need more cafe videos of worms. Doncha think?
Posted by: mindful webworker

We have videos of worms all day in the political/media threads.

Posted by: mikeski at June 25, 2025 09:55 PM (DgGvY)

317 This time he'll do communism right!

Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_8
Some of the things socialist NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani has previously called for:
- Abolish NYPD
- Abolish prisons
- Abolish medical bills
- Abolish private health insurance
- Ban all guns
- Legalize sex work
- Safe injection sites
- End cash bail
- Decriminalize drug possession
- End sentencing enhancements
- End all cooperation with ICE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 25, 2025 09:55 PM (L/fGl)

318 Texas where I don't have to get my truck inspected or change my clock anymore. I'm good.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:55 PM (ZIggv)

319 Oh now...let me go upthread.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 25, 2025 09:56 PM (25kuG)

320 It has come to my attention that Eric Adams' greatest contribution to NYC was the introduction of rolling trash bins a couple of years ago. Now, I know that the denizens of NYC are congenitally stupid...but they've just recently discovered rolling trash bins? Really? The mind boggles. Even the lowliest impoverished burg in the south has had rolling trash bins for decades.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 25, 2025 09:57 PM (XMwZJ)

321 >>Texas where I don't have to get my truck inspected or change my clock anymore. I'm good.

No ocean. That's a problem for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2025 09:57 PM (viF8m)

322 314 Ya Know....

I'm feeling pretty Damn Good tonight.

What say you?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 25, 2025 09:54 PM (25kuG

I am always happy for any happy Horde member.
Always.

Posted by: Stateless.. 45% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 25, 2025 09:57 PM (jvJvP)

323 Axiom Mission 4 (Ax‑4) is a private spaceflight to the International Space Station (ISS) operated by Axiom Space in partnership with SpaceX and NASA.[1] It used SpaceX Falcon 9 Block 5 rocket to place Crew Dragon Grace into low Earth orbit. This is the maiden flight of the C213 spacecraft Grace, the fifth and final Crew Dragon to be built
-wiki

The four-member crew..is set to arrive at the Space_Station on Thursday, June 26
_Elon Musk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 09:58 PM (yXf+h)

324 JackStraw, you and I are Surf and Turf.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2025 09:58 PM (ZIggv)

325 The inherent problem with soccer is, at the end of the day, it’s just a bunch of guys kicking a ball around a field at giant nets for 90 minutes.

It’s largely impervious to analysis and the big moment that will be recorded in the anals of history like you would have in other sports.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2025 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)

326 >> Tell me you have the same sunlight all those months. Mother Nature laughs at you.

I just noticed something. The tilt of the earth's axis is on a decreasing leg of the Milankovich cycle now, and is slowly decreasing. The result is there is about 3 seconds less daylight on the summer solstice for me here at ~35N now than when I was born in '67. It's about 11 seconds since 1776.

So, I've been cheated out of 3 seconds. But, I get it back in winter. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2025 09:59 PM (w6EFb)

327
ONT

Posted by: four seasons at June 25, 2025 09:59 PM (3ek7K)

328 Why would anyone complain about sunrise being a bit late? Who cares? Whether it's DST or CST, I'm driving to work in the dark. At least with DST I have few minutes/hours after work to have some fun.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 25, 2025 10:00 PM (XMwZJ)

329 Show me the soccer equivalent of the ball gets by Buckner or do you believe in miracles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2025 10:00 PM (XV/Pl)

330 >>JackStraw, you and I are Surf and Turf.

My guest room is always open for you, Ben Had. If you come in the Fall I'll take you to the Polo matches so you can get a bit of horse love.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2025 10:01 PM (viF8m)

331 No ocean. That's a problem for me.
Posted by: JackStraw
----

Gulf of America, how much water does your boat draw?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2025 10:01 PM (yXf+h)

332
My sweet dog LOVES shaking his lamb chop toy, which he long ago got the squeaker out of. It's so cute to see him shake it, but I'm well aware it's an evolutionary move meant to snap the neck of his prey. But he's so adorable doing it!

Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2025 07:57 PM (Eng1Z)

I got one of the really big lamb chop stuffies for my dog, who didnt quite know what to make of it. He put it on his bed for the night, slept as far away from it as possible, and in the morning, we found it sitting by the front door. He gave it one night, it was time to leave.

He has 8 Go dog octopuses, and treasures each one. But no freaking lamb chops!

Posted by: moki at June 25, 2025 10:02 PM (wLjpr)

333 The Lomis video was gonna tell me three things I didn't know about Lomises, and only told me two.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 25, 2025 10:02 PM (n4GiU)

334 181

Robert.

You and I have been hanging around this site for decades now.

Your mom is in that place you believe in and in that belief, I hope you find comfort that her pain of living with pain is no more.

I will say a prayer for her tonight that she is in that peace, and a prayer for you that you will not suffer grief for too long.

Still, as always, nice to see you Robert.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 25, 2025 10:07 PM (25kuG)

335 Robert,

My condolences.

My Mom passing away was just about the most singular event of my life besides my son being born.

It's sadly a very different world I live in now.

I hope you can adjust with grace.

I do get to visit with her in my dreams every once in a while which is something I didn't expect.

Posted by: pawn at June 25, 2025 10:20 PM (QB+5g)

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