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Chicago Teachers Union President Declares That They Own Your Children

Not a juiced headline. She says this.

What's amazing is that so, so many leftwing women in political positions have avoided having children -- but they want to control yours.

Much like many neocons have desperately avoided all contact with the United States Armed Forces, but think they're the most qualified to order better men into foreign wars.

Just a couple of quick posts because there's not a lot of news today and my internet has been up and down all day.

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM




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1 Hang all pedo groomers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:34 PM (i24o9)

2 Otherwise, home school.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:35 PM (i24o9)

3 Well, the Twilight Zone controlled our TVs, why not the Chicago teachers owning our children?

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

4 Government schooling is child abuse.

Posted by: toby928 at June 24, 2025 03:36 PM (jc0TO)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 24, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Touch, indoctrinate, or push your liberal DEI bullsh*t on my grandkids and see what happens.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2025 03:36 PM (W/lyH)

7 Mandatory public education was a mistake. Americans were already the most literate nation in the world before it was instituted .

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (YwEeS)

8 I’m SHOCKED that a teacher said that!

(If you are a teacher, and take a paycheck courtesy of the taxpayer, you have no business belonging to a union.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (LlXyc)

9 True believer right there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (Q4IgG)

10 Just a couple of quick posts because there's not a lot of news today and my internet has been up and down all day.

=======

That's what she said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

11 Home. School.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (/U5Yz)

12 I mean, at this point we’re gonna hit a full stop moment and I wouldn’t want to be in that profession.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (lUhzf)

13 Well, the Twilight Zone controlled our TVs, why not the Chicago teachers owning our children?

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

That was The Outer Limits.

Posted by: InZona at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Rfujk)

14 the masks continue to slip

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Eh9yK)

15 She'll obviously argue that what she meant was that teachers CARE about all children, hence they're theirs.

Um, no, b***h, they're ours. You work for us. Nothing more. Do as you're told.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

16 The children are always ours. Every single one of them. All over the globe.

Heck, if we want to call in "hot dogs" from Chicago for a party, we just pick up the phone.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (9Niia)

17 It's Chicago. She's not wrong. Her union got Photo Negative Lenin into the mayor's office, and he delivered.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (gKWVE)

18 Children of the Corn. Pretty accurately describes the Midwest.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (FmapG)

19 This is controversial to readers here but probably not in Chicago. If parents of public school kids there gave a shit about their kids, the schools in that city would not be Escape From Chicago style children's jails.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (SSEhk)

20 "We even have them in our homes!"


I praise GOD as much as I can for my father getting transferred out of that shithole while I was still young enough to learn how bad it might've been.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

21

Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran

https://t.ly/CgKr7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 03:39 PM (63Dwl)

22 11 Home. School.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (/U5Yz)

12 I mean, at this point we’re gonna hit a full stop moment and I wouldn’t want to be in that profession.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (lUhzf)


Home school has made a significant dent in our local public school attendance. Teachers and administrators are getting the axe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:40 PM (i24o9)

23 Well, the Twilight Zone controlled our TVs, why not the Chicago teachers owning our children?

Wrong!

That was "The Outer Limits".

Your entire point has been rendered moot, and you are hereby sentenced to watch 72 hours of "My Mother the Car".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2025 03:40 PM (iJfKG)

24 Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran

https://t.ly/CgKr7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 03:39 PM (63Dwl)



Where's a sharknado when you need one?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 24, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

25 I think what she meant was they own is your kid's junk.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 24, 2025 03:40 PM (91GwH)

26 huh, apparently I missed it. the House voted to IMPEACH!!
... well, it voted on impeachment, which went down in 79-344 flames.
Nice that the Reps don't have any actual work to do, huh.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 03:40 PM (gKWVE)

27 7 Mandatory public education was a mistake. Americans were already the most literate nation in the world before it was instituted .
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (YwEeS)

“(The Mexican government) has failed to establish any public system of education, although possessed of almost boundless resources (the public domain), and although it is an axiom in political science, that unless a people are educated and enlightened, it is idle to expect the continuance of civil liberty, or the capacity for self government.”

- TX Declaration of Independence, 1836

Um, yeah, about that…

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 24, 2025 03:40 PM (LlXyc)

28 Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran

https://t.ly/CgKr7


Uh..no, no you're not, bitch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2025 03:41 PM (snZF9)

29 Well, the Twilight Zone controlled our TVs

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "THE OUTER LIMITS" WAS THE TV SHOW WITH THE "THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION" INTRO

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 24, 2025 03:41 PM (D0HYP)

30 Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran

https://t.ly/CgKr7


Charming. This is why I don't want Trump using that language. If you don't mind when he does it, you can't mind if she does.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 03:41 PM (Riz8t)

31 Funny how this is the exact same language used by trannies, mental patients and serial killers.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 03:41 PM (wZXGx)

32
Charming. This is why I don't want Trump using that language. If you don't mind when he does it, you can't mind if she does.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 03:41 PM (Riz8t)



That's the least offensive thing about her statement, honestly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Common core people. Common. Core.

Posted by: !Jeb at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (/U5Yz)

34 Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran

https://t.ly/CgKr7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 03:39 PM (63Dwl)

The military does not have 535 CinCs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (LlXyc)

35 That was The Outer Limits.
Posted by: InZona at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM


You are correct. I shall watch Prometheus in penance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (0sNs1)

36 3 Well, the Twilight Zone controlled our TVs, why not the Chicago teachers owning our children?

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

As a child, I'd much rather live in the Twilight Zone than a Chicago Public School.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (JCZqz)

37 When will the Saxon begin to hate?

https://is.gd/eRCGPa

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (qgNn3)

38
That was The Outer Limits.
Posted by: InZona at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Rfujk)


Sure. That's what they WANT you to think.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2025 03:43 PM (y9nCu)

39 Well, I mean... they're Chicago kids.

If she kept the receipts, maybe she can get a refund. Or at least store credit or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 03:43 PM (BjH5D)

40 Lincoln took away their slaves, but decades later an uneasy feeling grows among Democrats -- They yearn to own people.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 24, 2025 03:43 PM (hxbDZ)

41 >>>This is why I don't want Trump using that language. If you don't mind when he does it, you can't mind if she does.

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:43 PM (i24o9)

42
Um, no, b***h, they're ours. You work for us. Nothing more. Do as you're told.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

Actually, YOU work for US.

Posted by: Cops at June 24, 2025 03:43 PM (LlXyc)

43 Well ... this is nothing new. Seriously. Teachers have acted like this for several decades now.

As have cops. As have anyone working at the EPA. Or CDC. Or anyone else on the public payroll.

At some point, if we're to get past this stage, people will have to grasp that those taking money from the public till are doing it by force.

Even if your son, daughter, nephew, or niece are dipping in the public well. Nobody puts their 50% in that pool willingly.

Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 03:43 PM (mlDMX)

44 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 24, 2025 03:44 PM (V5OWq)

45 I am long past being shocked when a willing descendant of the slavery party claim ownership over other people's children. They are just being true to their roots.

No one gets to choose their ancestors, but everybody gets to choose their political lineage.

Posted by: jc at June 24, 2025 03:44 PM (P3EVa)

46 And who is behind the Teacher's Unions, hmmm?

Posted by: Big Penguin at June 24, 2025 03:44 PM (0sNs1)

47
Charming. This is why I don't want Trump using that language. If you don't mind when he does it, you can't mind if she does.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 03:41 PM (Riz8t)

To be fair, I don't mind.

She'd sound weird if she *didn't* curse like she does.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 03:44 PM (BjH5D)

48 Trump seems a little tired as he landed in The Hague today. They still don't stand a chance.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2025 03:44 PM (kkfAA)

49 Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran
.......

You should make MTV videos instead.

Posted by: wth at June 24, 2025 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

50
Well, that silly bitch needs to be fired.

She doesn't apparently understand that she's there to teach reading, writing, and arithmetic to children, aaaaaand being in Chicago she's failing miserably at that one job.

Though I'm sure all of the children under her oversight are all up to date on the latest trannie propaganda.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2025 03:44 PM (iJfKG)

51 I think that is fucked in the head.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at June 24, 2025 03:44 PM (ufFY8)

52 My church runs a K-12 church school, in part for this very reason.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 03:45 PM (qgNn3)

53
When will the Saxon begin to hate?

The sleeping giant rolled over and hit the snooze button.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 03:45 PM (63Dwl)

54 This is why I don't want Trump using that language. If you don't mind when he does it, you can't mind if she does.

Lighten up, Francis.


Good one. I mean, it doesn't apply here or anything, but good for you.
*pats head*

Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 03:45 PM (Riz8t)

55 There was the one creepy omnipotent kid on Twilight Zone that "made tv"

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 03:45 PM (YwEeS)

56 When will the Saxon begin to hate?

https://is.gd/eRCGPa
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (qgNn3)


Better ask why the Albanians and the Romanians took so long to act, instead. *mumble mumble* Secret police.

So, how's that FISA court running, still going tickety-boom?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 03:45 PM (D7oie)

57 Not mine, she is home schooled.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 03:45 PM (pZEOD)

58 Teams meetings are stupid.

Just send me the slides.

I hate everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)

59 Again, putting your kids in public schools is a crime.

School Choice has got to be instituted as far and wide as possible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2025 03:46 PM (XV/Pl)

60 > Charming. This is why I don't want Trump using that language. If you don't mind when he does it, you can't mind if she does.
---------
Cursing is part and parcel of my lingo. I don't care what that guttersnipe says, foul language or not.

Trump dropped the F-bomb to make a point. I believe it was taken.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2025 03:46 PM (Q4IgG)

61 Home school has made a significant dent in our local public school attendance. Teachers and administrators are getting the axe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:40 PM (i24o9)

=====

Oh no! Anyway...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2025 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

62 My church runs a K-12 church school, in part for this very reason.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 03:45 PM (qgNn3)

We do similarly, but it is more parent-run home school group, supplemented by home school teaching.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:47 PM (i24o9)

63 Someone posited the theory that democrats pushed women's lib and women working outside the home, so they can get double the taxes from that family, and control/groom that family's kids. Reduce the influence if the parents and increase the influence of the state.

It sounds insidious, but results prove the theory isn't wrong...

Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 03:47 PM (gWBY1)

64 Not mine, she is home schooled.
Posted by: Piper


You got a permit for that?

Posted by: your betters at June 24, 2025 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

65 As a child, I'd much rather live in the Twilight Zone than a Chicago Public School

Some parts of the Twilight Zone were happy places: most were not!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 03:47 PM (qgNn3)

66 Teams meetings are stupid.

Just send me the slides.

I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)



"THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL!"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 03:47 PM (D7oie)

67 Teams meetings are stupid.

Just send me the slides.

I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Try having a co-worker call you at the beginning of the meeting. Gotta run, EMERGENCY!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 24, 2025 03:47 PM (/U5Yz)

68 58 Teams meetings are stupid.

Just send me the slides.

I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)

Haiku thread?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 03:48 PM (BjH5D)

69 Well, I mean... they're Chicago kids.

Kaboom Kids >> Chicago Kids >> Kars for Kids

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2025 03:48 PM (ufFY8)

70 I am long past being shocked when a willing descendant of the slavery party claim ownership over other people's children.

This gets old. This idea that one party ... the GOP ... is virtuous while the Democrats were awful.

Do you understand ... and I bet you don't ... that the MidWest and SouthEast subsidize the NorthEast ? We do. Do you understand that our poor, stupid asses fill the vast majority of the ranks of the military you love to cheer ?

There was a time ... measured in decades ... when the rest of the country not NorthEast voted Democrat ? And why ? Because Republicans were that awful.

If the South was that bad ? Why didn't you just let us go ?

Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 03:48 PM (mlDMX)

71 I hate everyone.

I've heard the food was good, just don't inquire too deeply about the ingredients.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 03:48 PM (Riz8t)

72 Trump wasn’t wearing a tie earlier today.

Very unlike him. I pray he’s ok. He looks like the weight of the world is upon his shoulders.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 03:48 PM (W2Pud)

73 All children are children of god.

And the State is god!

Posted by: CTU at June 24, 2025 03:48 PM (/NHpO)

74 >>>Good one. I mean, it doesn't apply here or anything, but good for you.

You go ahead and fight the war you're in with one hand tied behind your back if it affects your delicate sensibilities. Let us know how that worked out for you the last several decades.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:49 PM (i24o9)

75 Teams meetings are stupid.

Just send me the slides.

I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)



I have a Zoom meeting in 10 minutes with a vendor.

How exciting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 24, 2025 03:49 PM (tjClK)

76 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2025 03:49 PM (u+C/U)

77 Teams meetings are stupid.
.....

I have one at 9:00am tomorrow. I might just open one of Ackbar's links and share my screen

Posted by: wth at June 24, 2025 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

78 As a child, I'd much rather live in the Twilight Zone than a Chicago Public School.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (JCZqz)
----
Considering the bizzarro world we live in, who says we aren't living in the Twilight Zone right now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (7fElN)

79 Not all of us can home school, the era in which that is the default is not the current era. But we do try to be aware of what they are teaching, and have conversations about these topics so they get the conservative POV besides the leftist indoctrination.

But I would not live within a million miles of the Chicago teacher's union.

Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (gWBY1)

80 Just don't pull a Toobin....

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (YwEeS)

81 Oh no! Anyway...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2025 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

It is a feel good story if there ever was one.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (i24o9)

82 Jordan61!

Awesome seeing you last weekend! You are the hostess with the mostest!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (W2Pud)

83 Molon Labe

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (2sMLA)

84 Then I have a global Teams meeting at 7 AM tomorrow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (tjClK)

85 Teams meetings are stupid.
.....

I have one at 9:00am tomorrow. I might just open one of Ackbar's links and share my screen
Posted by: wth at June 24, 2025 03:49 PM (v0R5T)
---
Sometimes you need to send a message.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2025 03:51 PM (7fElN)

86 Twilight Zone controlled our TVs,

You misspelled The Outer Limits.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 24, 2025 03:51 PM (J+9Cs)

87 Jordan61!

Awesome seeing you last weekend! You are the hostess with the mostest!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (W2Pud)



You know, we have rules around here.......

Especially if there was a pillow fight at any point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 24, 2025 03:51 PM (tjClK)

88 Molon Labe

Coming, take.

Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 03:51 PM (mlDMX)

89 Molon Labia.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 24, 2025 03:51 PM (J+9Cs)

90 My proposed solution to Teams meetings was to get a picture of me slumped in my chair in my workplace, set that as my background, and then leave the tape over the camera. That means I look bored, attentive and I could go do chores and other work while listening in on my headset.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (D7oie)

91 What's amazing is that so, so many leftwing women in political positions have avoided having children -- but they want to control yours.

The drive to want to have children is pretty strong, but it is easy to hide it with drugs, alcohol and/or career.

And unfortunately for women they have a much smaller time window to have kids.

So there are a large number of women in America that wished they had kids and it is driving them literally crazy they did not...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (t0Rmr)

92 There is the sex element in her statement… but underlying that is the absolute Communist element.. and underlying THAT is the evil demonic element… plain and simple, actually.

Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (PCK5/)

93 80 Just don't pull a Toobin....
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (YwEeS)


There's no angry lesbian musing out loud how to arrest Donald Trump in a Russian accent, so we're probably safe

Posted by: everyone's got a fetish at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (gKWVE)

94 Daniel Park, the Washington Man Charged with Conspiring to Assist SoCal Fertility Clinic Bomber Has (joined the Jeff Epstein Fed Club) Died in Federal Custody

Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (RHGPo)

95 Moron Labia

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (ufFY8)

96 Molon Labe
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 24, 2025 03:50 PM (2sMLA)

Molon labia?

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (/SE5s)

97 I wonder if this black woman understands the ramifications of claiming ownership of other children.

Nah, who am I kidding, she obviously doesn't think beyond a superficial level.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (oyQ/n)

98
Ah, I see we now have a new Dancing Monkey.

Schtick seems old though...can't they think of something new and not so boring?

Maybe writing their troll droppings to the poetic structure of the lyrics to "De Camptown Ladies".

That would be fun.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2025 03:53 PM (iJfKG)

99 The Chicago Tribune actually posted a editorial warning NYC against voting for a socialist for mayor. Conehead Johnson, a wholly owned subsidiary of the teachers union, has been such a disaster that even the leftist paper is saying "woe Nelly"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 03:53 PM (pwtJC)

100 Molon labia?

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (/SE5s)

Carpe Labia!

Posted by: GEOTUS Trump at June 24, 2025 03:53 PM (i24o9)

101 This is why I don't want Trump using that language. If you don't mind when he does it, you can't mind if she does.

Can you allow that one is going to be remembered as the greatest President in history, and the other as a dunce, regardless of your advice?

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2025 03:54 PM (yzPgp)

102 Daniel Park, the Washington Man Charged with Conspiring to Assist SoCal Fertility Clinic Bomber Has (joined the Jeff Epstein Fed Club) Died in Federal Custody
Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (RHGPo)


Wow, he's the one they picked up in Poland, right? I would have thought he would have been held with more care.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 03:54 PM (D7oie)

103 @58

>>Teams meetings are stupid.

* Looks at weekly calendar with 30 Teams Meetings and 8 Zoom meetings.

* Nods in agreement.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2025 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)

104 She tried to recover from her statement by saying they teach them, nurture them, care for them, protect them.......then said 'we even have them in our homes!'

yeah, you rapist bitch........GFY....DIAF.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 24, 2025 03:54 PM (tjClK)

105 My proposed solution to Teams meetings was to get a picture of me slumped in my chair in my workplace, set that as my background, and then leave the tape over the camera. That means I look bored, attentive and I could go do chores and other work while listening in on my headset.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (D7oie)
---
I like it!

I did take a screenshot of my office chair/environment and set that up as my Zoom background so I could Zoom from home and look like I'm calling in from the office.

I also have a screenshot of my home library so I can sit at my desk at work and look like I'm Zooming from home.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2025 03:54 PM (7fElN)

106 What's amazing is that so, so many leftwing women in political positions have avoided having children -- but they want to control yours.

On this ... I'll take up for the womenz to a point.

ANYONE that seeks power that hard is not to be trusted. Except for Rand Paul. He seems somewhat trustworthy.

On the other hand. Never give power over a man to a woman. Never turns out well.

Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 03:54 PM (mlDMX)

107 Conehead Johnson, a wholly owned subsidiary

Howard Johnson is right!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2025 03:55 PM (ufFY8)

108 Home. School.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (/U5Yz)

12 I mean, at this point we’re gonna hit a full stop moment and I wouldn’t want to be in that profession.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 24, 2025 03:38 PM (lUhzf)

Home school has made a significant dent in our local public school attendance. Teachers and administrators are getting the axe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 03:40 PM (i24o9)
***

I am forever indebted to Bluebell for getting me started on Home Schooling for the grands. Both are doing exceptionally well and my grandson has begun the process applying to the Service Academies.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2025 03:55 PM (W/lyH)

109 I have one at 9:00am tomorrow. I might just open one of Ackbar's links and share my screen
Posted by: wth

Abruptly end any online meeting with my one easy trick!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 24, 2025 03:55 PM (JCZqz)

110 Willowed: Crockett has withdrawn her candidacy for ranking member of the House Oversight Committee. She got less votes than any other Dem. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 03:55 PM (pwtJC)

111 https://soundeffects.
fandom.com/wiki/
Wilhelm_Scream/Audio_Samples

Playing these was a hit at the dentist today.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 24, 2025 03:56 PM (J+9Cs)

112 Fuck you Alaska

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at June 24, 2025 03:56 PM (+GAGS)

113 110 Willowed: Crockett has withdrawn her candidacy for ranking member of the House Oversight Committee. She got less votes than any other Dem. Heh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 03:55 PM (pwtJC)

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Token learns she's just a token.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 24, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

114 Conehead Johnson >> Howard Johnson >> Mike Johnson

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 24, 2025 03:57 PM (/U5Yz)

115 Home school has made a significant dent in our local public school attendance. Teachers and administrators are getting the axe.

We pay about $12K per kid here, per year. That's too much. College only costs $10K.

Its a bullshit system.

Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 03:57 PM (mlDMX)

116 Well if you send your kids to public schools... is she wrong? People have noted this before, the left kills their own babies and doesn't like to breed but they sure love to cuckoo the nest by taking YOUR children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 03:58 PM (dfIr7)

117 Token learns she's just a token."

Weedombombaway...
In the village...

Posted by: man at June 24, 2025 03:58 PM (DHEVw)

118 CNN has "sources" who claim they've read the initial DIA assessment of the US bombing of Iran, and want you to know that it only set Iran back a few months at most.

Sure. "Sources."

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 24, 2025 03:58 PM (2uKh/)

119 40 Lincoln took away their slaves, but decades later an uneasy feeling grows among Democrats -- They yearn to own people.
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Moar correctly is that Yankees need slaves to maintain their Lincoln Pimp Hand.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 24, 2025 03:58 PM (FmapG)

120 “15 years ago, you (Rep. Frank Pallone D-NJ) and I met. You were at that time a champion for people who had suffered injuries from vaccines,” HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. added. “You were very adamant about it. You were the leading member of Congress on that issue.”

“Since then, you’ve accepted $2 million from pharmaceutical companies in contributions—more than any other member of this committee, and your enthusiasm for supporting the old ACIP committee, which was completely rife and pervasive with pharmaceutical conflicts, seems to be an outcome of those contributions.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2025 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

121 Might want to post something about the Vera Rubin telescope that just came online. It’s a mind blowing achievement.

Just on a test run they found 2,100 new asteroids.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 24, 2025 03:59 PM (LRNu1)

122 Moar correctly is that Yankees need slaves to maintain their Lincoln Pimp Hand.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 24, 2025 03:58 PM (FmapG)


The rest of the country subsidizes the NorthEast. To understand that is to understand everything.

Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 03:59 PM (mlDMX)

123 Dept. of Ed delenda est.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 03:59 PM (r+I/B)

124 She got less votes than any other Dem. Heh

Yeah there are some hardcore DU types who lurve them some Crockett but the rest of the party and especially the rest of America thinks she's a fake and a crank. I swear its the 90% of black women in politics that make the rest look bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 04:00 PM (dfIr7)

125 Saw Lincoln Pimp Hand open for Hootie and the Blowfish in '95 at the met.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 24, 2025 04:00 PM (/U5Yz)

126 steevy -

There was the one creepy omnipotent kid on Twilight Zone that "made tv"

That was the episode “It's a Good Life” starring Billy Mumy as Anthony Fremont. Screenplay by Rod Serling based on a short story of the same title by Jerome Bixby. The short story is even scarier than the Twilight Zone episode! You can read it in The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Volume One.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 04:00 PM (qgNn3)

127 Willowed: Crockett has withdrawn her candidacy for ranking member of the House Oversight Committee. She got less votes than any other Dem. Heh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 03:55 PM (pwtJC)

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Token learns she's just a token.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 24, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)



Fierce Female Obama learns she's just Mop and Bucket Girl at McDonald's Obama.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2025 04:00 PM (iJfKG)

128 "The children are always ours. Every single one of them. All over the globe."

"Yes, we do [think your children are our children]."
________________________________

Somewhere a white teacher is getting some black kid into Barry Manilow and a better credit score. Somewhere a black teacher is getting some white kid into Skittles and Kool Aid.

(yes, yes...this is known as using stereotypes to elicit a humorous response. And before calling me a racist, know that I associated all white people with Barry Manilow, which is by far the more damaging stereotype)

Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2025 04:00 PM (dIske)

129 122 Moar correctly is that Yankees need slaves to maintain their Lincoln Pimp Hand.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 24, 2025 03:58 PM (FmapG)

The rest of the country subsidizes the NorthEast. To understand that is to understand everything.
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Yep. You can add California to the list.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 24, 2025 04:00 PM (FmapG)

130 Just on a test run they found 2,100 new asteroids.

How many are NEOs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 04:01 PM (r+I/B)

131 I love that "spartan" as an adjective meaning terse speech with few words is directly related to how Lacedaemonians really spoke.

"Come (and) Take (it)"

"With (your shield or) on (it)"

"(I need to stop at the) market (for) eggs (so I can make you that souffle you said you've been craving since you saw Anaxagomenes' wife make one the other day.)"

Like, come on, guys. You get taxed by the word or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 04:01 PM (BjH5D)

132 Oh Mandy...

Posted by: man at June 24, 2025 04:01 PM (DHEVw)

133 Rumble of thunder in the distance, but it's still hazily sunny out there.

The surgeon's office called to reschedule, so I don't have to go until Monday. The rest of the week is open for fun stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 04:01 PM (omVj0)

134 They're "your" children? What would you know about children? Your "community" doesn't even raise the bastards you deign convenient enough to survive the womb. 70% of your issue are born to fatherless homes, but you're an "expert" on childhood development.

Thank God we homeschooled, and thank God for Legion Priests as catechetical instructors.

Posted by: Grayman27 at June 24, 2025 04:01 PM (pgwxJ)

135 POS

>Illinois Policy dot org

Chicago Teachers Union President Stacy Davis Gates has been vehemently opposed to school choice, calling it ‘racist.’ But she reportedly put one of her own children in private school. Choice for me, but not for thee? Sep. 2023

>President of Chicago Teachers Union admits sending son to private school, WGN YouTube
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Wut? Because, disinvestment in her own community. Lack of high qualify neighborhood schools.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 24, 2025 04:01 PM (NFX2v)

136 Hang on. Someone just Teamsed me.
What a stupid name for anything work related.
And... I'm in trouble for something. Better get bank inside and find out what is what. Why isn't my whole "team" in trouble?

Posted by: Reforger at June 24, 2025 04:02 PM (LgDgc)

137 Arrest this bitch.
And while LEOS are at it examine social media especially FB for incitement of violence, which is rife. People need to go to prison for demonizing border control, and the people doing it are exactly who you'd expect. Time to take them to prison and impoverish them, so they will suffer.

Posted by: night lifted at June 24, 2025 04:02 PM (FZn/N)

138 Tim Young
@TimRunsHisMouth
I made Trump's epic takedown of AOC into the opening credits of Star Wars... because it fit perfectly.

https://x.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1937520742255694017

Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 04:02 PM (gWBY1)

139 Home school has made a significant dent in our local public school attendance. Teachers and administrators are getting the axe.

The biggest hit these hacks took was the lockdowns. It hurt the left in so many lasting ways, but one of the biggest was parents seeing first hand what their kids are being taught and how the classrooms are run. Thousands of parents in each state just yanked their kids the hell out of school. Tens of thousands in some states.

They get funded per student.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 04:02 PM (dfIr7)

140 Teams meetings are stupid.

Just send me the slides.

I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)
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Have I mentioned that I never have to attend another meeting as long as the universe lives?

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2025 04:02 PM (QAQdw)

141 And they want to brainwash, mutilate, and fuck them. Most people treat their property better than that.

Posted by: They're ours and we'll break them if we want! at June 24, 2025 04:03 PM (TbWk/)

142 Just a couple of quick posts because there's not a lot of news today

Who would have predicted that a few days ago?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2025 04:03 PM (xTIDn)

143 I have one at 9:00am tomorrow. I might just open one of Ackbar's links and share my screen
Posted by: wth

I recommend this one. A classic favorite of mine: https://tinyurl.com/y49r6err

If you get any pushback, say you support Palestinian or Iranian Pride. I don't know the guy's ethnicity, but neither will they, and they'll be terrified to challenge you.

(Unless they're REALLY woke and follow the guy's Instagram or whatever...then you might be screwed)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 24, 2025 04:03 PM (JCZqz)

144 "Fundamentally non-serious" choice.

Posted by: Crusader at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (TN0g+)

145 Token learns she's just a token.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 24, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, but she's also, what, twelve?

No way in hell is she getting bumped up to ranking member of anything yet. At the very least not until her second or third term.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (BjH5D)

146 Much like many neocons have desperately avoided all contact with the United States Armed Forces, but think they're the most qualified to order better men into foreign wars.********

Exactly Ace! And not only neocons, left wing commies who'd be thrilled to send our sons to die for that bastard Zelensky.

Posted by: night lifted at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (FZn/N)

147 When will the Saxon begin to hate?

https://is.gd/eRCGPa
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 03:42 PM (qgNn3)


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Which is humorous, when you've spent the school year working with your son on his Saxon Math textbook.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (KdMAI)

148 Stacy Davis Gates
President, Chicago Teachers Union

Posted by: m at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (CQE5S)

149 Slow news day?? Are we in the eye of the storm?

Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (PCK5/)

150 CNN has "sources" who claim they've read the initial DIA assessment of the US bombing of Iran, and want you to know that it only set Iran back a few months at most.

I think they mean that CNN narrative and drumbeat of war has been set back a few months. Iran will be on the verge of going nuclear again by, what, September, CNN?

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (9Niia)

151 In honor of Dr Demento announcing his retirement I offer you The Frantics' classic bit Tai Kwan Leap:

https://youtu.be/ajEOZ4tBqjQ

BOOT TO THE HEAD

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (dfIr7)

152 That was the episode “It's a Good Life” starring Billy Mumy as Anthony Fremont. Screenplay by Rod Serling based on a short story of the same title by Jerome Bixby. The short story is even scarier than the Twilight Zone episode! You can read it in The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Volume One.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 04:00 PM (qgNn3)
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Agreed. The book version of Anthony Fremont was a warped little goblin-looking thing. Unhuman and omnipotent.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (7fElN)

153 How many are NEOs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 04:01 PM (r+I/B)


Seven: tinyurl.com/bdfzutmd
none earth-crossing.
h/t instapundit

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (gKWVE)

154 149 Slow news day?? Are we in the eye of the storm?
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (PCK5/)

Did someone say "eye"?

Posted by: Opthalmologists, optometrists and opticians at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (TbWk/)

155 You know who else needed to lighten up?

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (wZXGx)

156 I see CNN is gleefully reporting that our strikes on Iran's nuke sites did not totally destroy them...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (VE6XX)

157 If they had their own children, they wouldn't sexually mutilate them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 24, 2025 04:06 PM (lTGtQ)

158 Thomas Massie says he’ll withdraw war-powers measure if Iran-Israel cease-fire holds


This clown is a bigger Look At Me prick then Chip Roy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 24, 2025 04:06 PM (/U5Yz)

159 Have I mentioned that I never have to attend another meeting as long as the universe lives?

we should meet and discuss this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 04:06 PM (dfIr7)

160 118 CNN has "sources" who claim they've read the initial DIA assessment of the US bombing of Iran, and want you to know that it only set Iran back a few months at most.

Sure. "Sources."

LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 24, 2025 03:58 PM (2uKh/)

Explicit admission that they are in receipt of classified information. Seize all their phones... seize all their emails... find the Leak... and prosecute the F out of em...

If it was good enough reason to persecute Julian Assange for decades? Seems good enough reason here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 04:06 PM (mP0Kj)

161 141 And they want to brainwash, mutilate, and fuck them. Most people treat their property better than that.
Posted by: They're ours and we'll break them if we want! at June 24, 2025 04:03 PM (TbWk/)

THat is exactly what they mean by "save the dollies" , turning kids into sex toys, with mutilated bodies. Time to destroy the trans movement and imprison the "medical professionals

Posted by: night lifted at June 24, 2025 04:06 PM (FZn/N)

162 There's a 57:37 youtube video from the venue where she's speaking, which includes her.

Posted by: m at June 24, 2025 04:06 PM (CQE5S)

163 When will the Saxon begin to hate?

That seems like a lot of work (and is problematic). Can't we just pay the Danegeld jizya?

Posted by: Moder Saxons at June 24, 2025 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

164 Has CNN registered under FARA yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 04:07 PM (r+I/B)

165 21

Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran

https://t.ly/CgKr7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Sweet little Jasmine should push away from the buffet table more often unless she is in competition with Tank Abrams.

Posted by: braenyard- Some friends are more equal than others at June 24, 2025 04:07 PM (iXLWn)

166 157 If they had their own children, they wouldn't sexually mutilate them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 24, 2025 04:06 PM (lTGtQ)

Actually... evidence shows the contrary. For some reason the Left WILL mutilate their own children.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 04:07 PM (mP0Kj)

167 154 149 Slow news day?? Are we in the eye of the storm?
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (PCK5/)

Did someone say "eye"?
Posted by: Opthalmologists, optometrists and opticians at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (TbWk/)

Hey!
--Union of Oculists

Posted by: m at June 24, 2025 04:07 PM (CQE5S)

168 I love how utterly out of touch the mayor of LA is. Wants people to clean up trash for free in downtown LA this weekend, when she won't let people clean up their own lots after the fire, and let downtown LA burn during the riots.

She's a piece of work! Keep it up, lady. I'm sure the angelenos all love you.

https://x.com/Susan_Shelley/status/1937336650813833485

Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 04:07 PM (gWBY1)

169 7 Mandatory public education was a mistake. Americans were already the most literate nation in the world before it was instituted .
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (YwEeS)

I re-read democracy in america recently, and that was something de Tocqueville marveled at. How nearly everyone was literate, including the farm hands who were reading books while plowing the fields, etc.

That said, much of the country did have some version of public schools back then. More like neighborhood schools where the people would pay a housewife to teach all the kids in the area the basics of reading and math, then the kids were expected to go from there. Very different from what it has become.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 24, 2025 04:08 PM (uCjyK)

170 21 Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran

https://t.ly/CgKr7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 03:39 PM (63Dwl)

She seems nice.

Posted by: m at June 24, 2025 04:08 PM (CQE5S)

171 If they had their own children, they wouldn't sexually mutilate them.

"I beg to differ"
--Half of Hollywood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 04:09 PM (dfIr7)

172 160 Explicit admission that they are in receipt of classified information. Seize all their phones... seize all their emails... find the Leak... and prosecute the F out of em...

If it was good enough reason to persecute Julian Assange for decades? Seems good enough reason here.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 04:06 PM (mP0Kj)

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From what I've read, the strikes targeted the UF6 storage antechamber, potentially collapsing it, and the ventilation system.

The UF6 Iran was using was in gaseous form. It's gaseous at 135 degrees and needs to stay there. So, it's not like just throwing it on the back of a truck to cart away.

And that doesn't even touch on any potential damage to centrifuges that have lost power, assumedly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 24, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

173 Hey…where is Jen Rubin and her big, super podcast?

Why did this pop into my head? It’s a mystery.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 04:09 PM (pZEOD)

174 Teams meetings are stupid.

* Looks at weekly calendar with 30 Teams Meetings and 8 Zoom meetings.

* Nods in agreement.

Posted by: Thomas Bender


Where I am, generally teams meetings are used as punishment.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 24, 2025 04:09 PM (lTGtQ)

175 > Have I mentioned that I never have to attend another meeting as long as the universe lives?
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fist bump

5 years retired end of the month.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2025 04:09 PM (Q4IgG)

176 156 I see CNN is gleefully reporting that our strikes on Iran's nuke sites did not totally destroy them...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 24, 2025 04:05 PM (VE6XX)

Of course not, they have to keep the war drums banging.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 24, 2025 04:09 PM (uCjyK)

177 One of the most egregious things I've read on line is all the assholes agreeing with the idea of reconquista. IMO invasion is a definite act of war, and if the countries supplying illegals dont take them back and stop supporting migration, maybe its time to blow them to kingdom come.

Posted by: night lifted at June 24, 2025 04:09 PM (FZn/N)

178 Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran
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Is the decision about Iran in the room with us now

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 04:09 PM (wZXGx)

179 Thinking the NATO meeting today was more of a kiss US Trump's ring affair for the other members before they got handed an invoice for services provided by the USA. Except for Macron, he probably had to crawl around on the floor first.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 24, 2025 04:10 PM (NXz8h)

180 Teams meetings are stupid.

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Didja see this? Worst. Wedding. Ever.

https://is.gd/XsH916

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 24, 2025 04:10 PM (L/fGl)

181 179 Thinking the NATO meeting today was more of a kiss US Trump's ring affair for the other members before they got handed an invoice for services provided by the USA. Except for Macron, he probably had to crawl around on the floor first.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 24, 2025 04:10 PM (NXz8h)

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While Spain sits off to the side, eating payaya, and knowing it won't have to increase shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 24, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

182 Slow news day?? Are we in the eye of the storm?
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 04:04 PM (PCK5/)


Could be.

I think we're in the "Well....fuck!" Phase of things.

Fast, decisive, no apology, no doubts action scares all of these political types, and-

makes them wonder just exactly what they'll call down on themselves if they put up too much of a fuss.

But taking the live grenade out of the monkey's hands has got to please everyone secretly because the ME is too important to them energy wise and a nuclear conflict there is in nobody's interest except those waiting for the 12th Moleman to crawl out of a well.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2025 04:10 PM (iJfKG)

183 Caliphate Kneeling Network

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 04:11 PM (wZXGx)

184 >>

I saw video of what supposedly was one of our bombs. It went several stories down into the earth, and it was pretty impressive. If true.

Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 04:11 PM (gWBY1)

185 That said, much of the country did have some version of public schools back then. More like neighborhood schools where the people would pay a housewife to teach all the kids in the area the basics of reading and math, then the kids were expected to go from there. Very different from what it has become.

I'm a republican ... not a Republican.

Let each state decide. And let New Jersey mind their own business about what Mississippi does.

Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 04:11 PM (mlDMX)

186 Mandatory public education was a mistake. Americans were already the most literate nation in the world before it was instituted .
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (YwEeS)

It's been serving its purpose rather well in terms of producing pliant obedient cogs who can't think independently or critically.

Posted by: It's about the system, not education at June 24, 2025 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

187 @Pimpernell13
We aren’t seeing or hearing everything but there are signs

It may not be everything you want hope or wish for, but it’s more than is apparent

Calm down
2:07 PM · Jun 24, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 24, 2025 04:12 PM (NFX2v)

188 If they had their own children, they wouldn't sexually mutilate them.
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Uh, there's plenty of hollywood examples to prove otherwise. They absolutely *crave* the attention that comes their way when they destroy their own kids.

Posted by: Crusader at June 24, 2025 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

189 Let each state decide. And let New Jersey mind their own business about what Mississippi does.

I agree, the more we were a nation of sovereign states united by a federal government, the better off we were.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

190 Iran' going to SDASTFU. Why should they you ask?

Because Trump doesn't want war and if it's necessary to sorti days of B2s bombing them into the stone age he will do it,

In other words; if they don't stop he will stop them.

Posted by: braenyard- Some friends are more equal than others at June 24, 2025 04:13 PM (iXLWn)

191 187 @Pimpernell13
We aren’t seeing or hearing everything but there are signs

It may not be everything you want hope or wish for, but it’s more than is apparent

Calm down
2:07 PM · Jun 24, 2025
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 24, 2025 04:12 PM (NFX2v)

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*nods sagaciously*

The lizard people are going to arrest Kathleen Kennedy, make Colin Firth the new James Bond, and reboot Indiana Jones with Tom Holland any day now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 24, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

192 Let each state decide. And let New Jersey mind their own business about what Mississippi does.
Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 04:11 PM (mlDMX)

Abolish the Dept of Ed. Let every state be the ultimate decision maker about education in its state.

Honestly why in the hell is education even a topic of discussion at the federal level?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 04:13 PM (BjH5D)

193 100 Molon labia?

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2025 03:52 PM (/SE5s)

Carpe Labia!


carp labia? yes, please!

Posted by: dylan mulvaney at June 24, 2025 04:13 PM (sGtp+)

194 Jasmine Crockett: I'm Supposed to Make the 'F***ing Decision' About Iran
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"Fundamentally non-serious" choice(s).

Posted by: Crusader at June 24, 2025 04:14 PM (TN0g+)

195 Psella but mostly right otherwise sanchez has gone full dhimmi

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 24, 2025 04:14 PM (bXbFr)

196 Have I mentioned that I never have to attend another meeting as long as the universe lives?
Posted by: Weasel

Oh, yeah?

Posted by: Texas MoMe Committee in Charge of Committee Things at June 24, 2025 04:14 PM (cPGH3)

197 I'm a republican ... not a Republican.

Let each state decide. And let New Jersey mind their own business about what Mississippi does.
Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 04:11 PM (mlDMX)

Yeah that's how it worked. In the original 14 colonies (yes, yes, I'll include Vermont), some states had some level of compulsory education requirements, others did not.

But interestingly, the US had what was likely the highest literacy rates in the world, even with New Hampshire, for example, not requiring kids learn how to read. Turns out people wanted their kids to learn how to read, even if the government didn't require it.

The idea being, of course, that you cant be a self governing republic if the people don't understand the issues. Illiterate people were often not allowed to vote (depending on the state) until SCOTUS said that was racist.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 24, 2025 04:15 PM (uCjyK)

198 Honestly why in the hell is education even a topic of discussion at the federal level?

Carter elevated it. And Saint Ronnie could have demoted it with a stroke of a pen. But he didn't.

Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 04:15 PM (mlDMX)

199 And i mispelled paella doh

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 24, 2025 04:15 PM (bXbFr)

200 > Haiku thread?

Team meetings are dumb.
Just send me the stupid slides.
I hate everyone.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 24, 2025 04:16 PM (olroh)

201 Did I mention that Zoom meeting at 6:00am Sunday?

Posted by: Texas MoMe Committee in Charge of Committee Things at June 24, 2025 04:16 PM (cPGH3)

202 oops, nood

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 24, 2025 04:16 PM (uCjyK)

203 191 The lizard people are going to arrest Kathleen Kennedy, make Colin Firth the new James Bond, and reboot Indiana Jones with Tom Holland any day now.

is rowan atkinson busy?

Posted by: anachronda at June 24, 2025 04:16 PM (sGtp+)

204 199 And i mispelled paella doh
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 24, 2025 04:15 PM (bXbFr)

======

I knew I had too, but I was having no shits to give on getting the Spanish national dish's spelling correct.

Not enough to just ask Google, even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 24, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

205 Has anyone heard from Jose Padilla?

Posted by: Crusader at June 24, 2025 04:16 PM (TN0g+)

206 While Spain sits off to the side, eating payaya, and knowing it won't have to increase shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well, Spain did invent tapas after all.

Watched Bloody Mama and Big Bad Mama this week. Mr. Corman never met a boob he wouldn't put in a movie.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 24, 2025 04:17 PM (NXz8h)

207 Have I mentioned that I never have to attend another meeting as long as the universe lives?
Posted by: Weasel

Oh, yeah?
Posted by: Texas MoMe Committee in Charge of Committee Things at June 24, 2025 04:14 PM (cPGH3)
----
Those I attend willingly!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2025 04:17 PM (YnIVK)

208 8 Zoom meetings.

-
Jeffrey Toobin knew how to keep them interesting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 24, 2025 04:18 PM (L/fGl)

209 191. The lizard people are going to arrest Kathleen Kennedy, make Colin Firth the new James Bond, and reboot Indiana Jones with Tom Holland any day now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

🤨😀

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 24, 2025 04:19 PM (NFX2v)

210 A few years after my wife died I dated a woman who lived her whole life in this tiny college town where I was a professor. We have since gone our separate ways, but both of her daughters, now in their mid twenties, came out as lesbians before the end of high school! She has no other children, so she despaired of ever having grandchildren. The local public school system turns out a lot of gays and lesbians. I suspect active recruitment from the teachers. It’s a college town: what can I say? The one other public high school in the county, in a small town at the edge of the county, does not do this. My church’s K-12 school teaches against sexual immorality. My church is holding a conference at the church in early August with the title Male & Female He Created Them: Biblical Answers to the LGBTQ Movement, with invited speakers.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 04:21 PM (qgNn3)

211 Thousands of parents in each state just yanked their kids the hell out of school. Tens of thousands in some states.

They get funded per student.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 04:02 PM (dfIr7)

Yep. Shared before:

We we're trying to work backwards from a normal school day to figure out how much time for instruction we should allot to begin home school. We came up conservatively at 4 hours, taking into account all the farm animal shuffling around and other overhead.

I talked to a teacher friend of mine who disabused me of such generous accounting by saying 2 hours max (elementary level).

That's a full six hours of nothing but "socilization" (a/k/a indoctrination and herd mentality building) and babysitting. And we pay for that shit.

Posted by: GEOTUS Trump at June 24, 2025 04:24 PM (i24o9)

212 @208

>>Jeffrey Toobin knew how to keep them interesting.

I typically make hand shadow puppets or sometimes recite vogon poetry.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2025 04:24 PM (XV/Pl)

213 The lizard people are going to arrest Kathleen Kennedy, make Colin Firth the new James Bond, and reboot Indiana Jones with Tom Holland any day now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Sounds like you're describing the 1982 Turkish film "The Man Who Saved The World." Not only is it a sci-fi puree it literally uses Star Wars footage and Indiana Jones music. Apparently it was a big hit in Turkey and somehow the producers never got sued. It is utterly incomprehensible. Rating: Double Plus Nuts.

https://youtu.be/0SASZaT7lI4

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 24, 2025 04:25 PM (NXz8h)

214 Karhleen kennedy is a lizard person change my mind

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 24, 2025 04:26 PM (bXbFr)

215 I love how utterly out of touch the mayor of LA is. Wants people to clean up trash for free in downtown LA this weekend, when she won't let people clean up their own lots after the fire, and let downtown LA burn during the riots.
She's a piece of work! Keep it up, lady. I'm sure the angelenos all love you.
https://x.com/Susan_Shelley/status/1937336650813833485
Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 04:07 PM (gWBY1)



Comrade Karen of the CDR
En Cada Barrio un Basurero

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 04:27 PM (D7oie)

216 Or maybe just a grey

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 24, 2025 04:28 PM (bXbFr)

217 I love how utterly out of touch the mayor of LA is.

Yeah well she can be. She vacationed while one of the most valuable parts of her city burned largely because of her incompetence, and everyone shrugged. She can do anything, say anything and it won't hurt her career. She'll probably be governor next.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 04:29 PM (dfIr7)

218 Colin firth is a little old to be bond

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 24, 2025 04:29 PM (bXbFr)

219 202 oops, nood
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 24, 2025 04:16 PM (uCjyK)

Posted by: m at June 24, 2025 04:31 PM (CQE5S)

220 *That's a full six hours of nothing but "socilization"*

_------ _--------_-------_------- ------_---------

Socialization is an educated way of saying "Let the kids bully each other into social conformity."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 24, 2025 04:32 PM (4F0B6)

221 188
Klavan, in a fiction book, described the life cycle of a Hellywood baby. First used as a prop by his star mother, and then some bad things, and eventually suicides at twenty. Mother then uses that to start a foundation in his name.

It is true that some people shouldn't have children. But its more that sort from Hellywood.

Posted by: Eric2 at June 24, 2025 04:35 PM (HMtpY)

222 (If you are a teacher, and take a paycheck courtesy of the taxpayer, you have no business belonging to a union.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 24, 2025 03:37 PM (LlXyc)

Try to work without being forced to join.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2025 05:05 PM (5xuJ/)

223 The rest of the country subsidizes the NorthEast. To understand that is to understand everything.
Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 03:59 PM (mlDMX)

And we thank you. We love keeping you poor.

https://www.roadsnacks.net/poorest-states-in-america/

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2025 05:18 PM (5xuJ/)

224 Try to work without being forced to join.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2025 05:05 PM (5xuJ/)

Go to TX. I taught and did not have to join a teacher’s union. It’s been the case here since 1947.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (LlXyc)

225 No, they are NOT your children. Chicago teachers union members have to be among the worst people on earth.

Posted by: RebeccaH at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (nnkjY)

226 Hitler Stalin Castro and Mao give their Approval in the Wind-Bag City run by the Demo-Rats

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