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Elephants on Parade Cafe

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Baby elephant having a bath with his bath toys.

Too cute.

I just linked this, but this friendly baby elephant is worth a repost. This baby elephant is even more rambunctious.

Cat fight #1. Cat fight #2. Who was the most impressive?

Puppy thinks she's a cowboy.

Tree pavilion.

This kitten is learning to pounce and this dog has agreed to help train her.

Cats being absolute ninjas. Note that about two thirds of the way through a cat attempts to climb the exterior wall of a tall building and falls. But he does just get off the ground and run away. Can't have been pleasant, though. Soon after, a cat jumps from a building into a bucket of water on the ground. Crazy.

All aboard the Dog Bus. Except for Kevin.

I don't know if these guys are workers or intruders, but no one informed the cane corso on guard duty.

I think I linked this before, but it's good: Two dogs got to know each other over FaceTime, and then finally had an IRL Moron Meet-Up.

Remember the creepy and trippy part of, what was it, Dumbo maybe, where someone gets drunk and hallucinates a bunch of dancing pink and purple elephants?

Here's the real thing:

When elephants decide you're part of the herd:

Posted by: Ace at 07:26 PM




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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2025 07:27 PM (VWxH7)

2 1

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 07:27 PM (g47mK)

3 Robert, how are you?

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 07:28 PM (g47mK)

4 Thank you to the Horde for your prayers last night. It means a lot to me and I think it would mean even more to my mom.

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2025 07:30 PM (VWxH7)

5 Party elephants!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2025 07:31 PM (h7ZuX)

6 A herd of elephants became drunk after eating lot of fermented fruit in MalaMala Game Reserve.

==

that's terrible. they can hurt themselves.

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

7 Thank you for the bat yesterday, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

8 how are you?
Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 07:28 PM (g47mK)

Working, thankfully. Trucking is 10% driving 90% having to deal with a whole lot of bullshit. But it's keeping my mind occupied, at least.

How are things at Casa del Runner?

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2025 07:32 PM (VWxH7)

9 Do elephants breathe thru their mouths or thru their snorkels?

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2025 07:32 PM (AOsQT)

10 >>Dumbo maybe, where someone gets drunk and hallucinates a bunch of dancing pink and purple elephants?

Winnie the pooh -- ephalumps and oozles or something.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 24, 2025 07:33 PM (hxbDZ)

11 Thankfully the Cafe is Yak free again.. not

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 07:33 PM (ZIggv)

12 Video

Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2025 07:35 PM (6cOjz)

13 The wild thing to comprehend is that the earth rotates on it's axis at 1kMph and around the sun at 67kMph.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2025 07:35 PM (XV/Pl)

14 Israel and Iran time are 30 minutes apart.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 24, 2025 07:35 PM (nCKL5)

15 Working, thankfully. Trucking is 10% driving 90% having to deal with a whole lot of bullshit. But it's keeping my mind occupied, at least.

How are things at Casa del Runner?
Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2025 07:32 PM (VWxH7)

same, same. I noticed lighter traffic on expressways. I wonder if having proper border has anything to do with it...

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 07:35 PM (g47mK)

16 In the cane corso video, what’s the other animal in the far left, a little bit above center?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 07:35 PM (aeiyZ)

17 Elephants are awesome. Smart beasts. Aren't good for hauling (they can't carry much more than a mule, and eat a lot more and are more fragile), but they make *incredible* work gangs. Elephants can build bridges for you. The British Army in SE Asia used them extensively during General Slim's campaign through Burma and Malaya during WWII, primarily as bridge-builders. The elephants assemble the bridge, the trucks roll through. Absolutely incredible.

I once saw a video of an elephant work gang in, I think, Indonesia. They were chained up on break and a worker was teasing one of them with a candy bar, holding it out then snatching it back. Elephant slowly backed up, luring him to within range of the chain, then whipped his ass across the lot with its trunk. Just deserts.

Elephants kick ass. They also have death rituals. Fascinating animals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:37 PM (6bTRc)

18 6 A herd of elephants became drunk after eating lot of fermented fruit in MalaMala Game Reserve.

==

that's terrible. they can hurt themselves.
Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

_________________________________

Carlsberg Elephant Ale...... WooooHoooooo!!!!

Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2025 07:38 PM (dIske)

19 We don't see much about dinosaurs in the Cafe posts. Probably due to a privileged attitude of extinctivism.

Anyhow, some scientists seem to think the T-Rex sounded like an industrial-strength weed-wacker.

https://tinyurl.com/35zj2uej

Posted by: Paco at June 24, 2025 07:39 PM (mADJX)

20 A herd of elephants became drunk after eating lot of fermented fruit in MalaMala Game Reserve.
++++
Yup. Like all mammals, they love sugar and like some mammals, they love booze.

On a prior note, one of General Slim's elephants broke out of its pen, ran down to a pineapple grove, and gorged itself on so much pineapple that it collapsed. The vet with them had to cut it open to clear out its guts of something like 90+ pineapples.

A testament to how valuable elephants are. They'd have shot a horse and moved on. The elephant got elaborate surgery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:39 PM (6bTRc)

21 This roundup is far too cute. What has become of this Smart Military Blog?

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 07:40 PM (E0p3T)

22 6 A herd of elephants became drunk after eating lot of fermented fruit in MalaMala Game Reserve.

Lucky. I was a baboon!

Better than an anteater, I suppose.

Posted by: Abram Fingle, Bobbling the Doppling at June 24, 2025 07:40 PM (0aYVJ)

23 6 A herd of elephants became drunk after eating lot of fermented fruit in MalaMala Game Reserve.

that's terrible. they can hurt themselves.
Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

Yup, the local Hephalumps at the local Bar... falling off their bar stools...

Down right dangerous!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 07:40 PM (mP0Kj)

24 The drunk 'elephants' are actually loxodonts.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 24, 2025 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

25 >>Dumbo maybe, where someone gets drunk and hallucinates a bunch of dancing pink and purple elephants?

Winnie the pooh -- ephalumps and oozles or something.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 24, 2025 07:33 PM (hxbDZ)

I would guess Fantasia.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 24, 2025 07:41 PM (8avO+)

26 I doubt those elephants are drunk. Elephants can weigh 10,000 lbs. It would take gallons and gallons of the highest proof whisky to get them drunk.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 07:41 PM (aeiyZ)

27 Julie Andrews suffered from a lifelong affliction of "Morbus Gallicus" (the French Disease), contracted on the set of "Mary Poppins", from an unprotected peck from a penguin.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at June 24, 2025 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

28 What has become of this Smart Military Blog?
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 07:40 PM

Even the best troops need some R&R (or I&I) from time to time.

If Risa didn't exist, we'd have to invent it.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 24, 2025 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

29 It is in fact Dumbo with the tripping elephant scene. I think ace learned it from Pitch Meeting. I certainly did.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 07:43 PM (E0p3T)

30 T-Rex skulls found are non-bilaterally symmetrical, which is not explained except by saying "maybe taphonomy"
Other extant bird species that have non-bilaterally symmetrical skulls are like owls, who use their hearing to pin-point prey.
It would be an odd thing if the T-Rex also hunted at night by sound. It would have been a fearful night predator.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 07:44 PM (D7oie)

31 >>Elephants kick ass. They also have death rituals. Fascinating animals.

If you ever get a chance to go to a game preserve of on a game drive, do it. The animals act much different in the wild than the do in a zoo and the elephants are awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

32 Pawn shop had a DVD of "Happy Feet" . Bought it to use for target practice. One .357 round did it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 07:45 PM (ZIggv)

33 ... It would be an odd thing if the T-Rex also hunted at night by sound. It would have been a fearful night predator.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 07:44 PM (D7oie)
++++
Impossible! In the documentary "Jurassic Park," they made it very clear that T-Rex prey detection was based primarily on movement!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:45 PM (6bTRc)

34 A herd of elephants became drunk after eating lot of fermented fruit in MalaMala Game Reserve.

that's terrible. they can hurt themselves.
Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

Obviously, we need to re-fund USAID, so they can send money to my NGO, Mothers Against Drunk Elephants (MADE).

I think $50 million would be a good start. $49,999,995 for me; and $5 to pay an African mother to yell "Stop that!" at the elephants.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 24, 2025 07:46 PM (4mmkh)

35 The Dumbo hallucination scene isn’t just trippy. It’s gay af. No way straight animators came up with that salute to pride month.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 07:46 PM (aeiyZ)

36 It would be an odd thing if the T-Rex also hunted at night by sound. It would have been a fearful night predator.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 07:44 PM (D7oie)

Why night? It's not sneaking up on anyone.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 07:46 PM (E0p3T)

37 Impossible! In the documentary "Jurassic Park," they made it very clear that T-Rex prey detection was based primarily on movement!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:45 PM (6bTRc)

I remember all the scenes where it kept running into trees and buildings

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 07:46 PM (D7oie)

38
Dew point is 77F, hit 79F for a high today. In "Mug-o-meter" terms, this is "oppressive". :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 24, 2025 07:47 PM (w6EFb)

39 I think $50 million would be a good start. $49,999,995 for me; and $5 to pay an African mother to yell "Stop that!" at the elephants.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 24, 2025 07:46 PM (4mmkh)
++++
Out: den mother
In: herd mother

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:47 PM (6bTRc)

40 Dew point is 77F, hit 79F for a high today. In "Mug-o-meter" terms, this is "oppressive". :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 24, 2025 07:47 PM (w6EFb)
++++
Yeesh. The mug is real.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:47 PM (6bTRc)

41 The wild thing to comprehend is that the earth rotates on it's axis at 1kMph and around the sun at 67kMph.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
......

That's weird. I don't feel dizzy.

Posted by: wth at June 24, 2025 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

42 Pawn shop had a DVD of "Happy Feet" . Bought it to use for target practice. One .357 round did it.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 07:45 PM

That is ... beautiful.

Also pecan butter worthy!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

43 ... It would be an odd thing if the T-Rex also hunted at night by sound. It would have been a fearful night predator.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 07:44 PM (D7oie)
++++
Impossible! In the documentary "Jurassic Park," they made it very clear that T-Rex prey detection was based primarily on movement!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:45 PM (6bTRc)

eyes don't appear proportionally large for a nocturnal animal.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 24, 2025 07:52 PM (8avO+)

44 Elephants kick ass. They also have death rituals. Fascinating animals.

If you ever get a chance to go to a game preserve of on a game drive, do it. The animals act much different in the wild than the do in a zoo and the elephants are awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)
—-

We got caught in the middle of a herd of elephants in the Serengeti. Awesome to behold but also scary. The safari vehicle was open. So there’s nothing between you and the biggest, strongest land animals on earth. Just me, my mom, and the guide. If we spooked the herd, they would have crushed the vehicle like it was a grape, and we’d be sent home in buckets. I got some National Geographic-quality pics.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 07:53 PM (aeiyZ)

45 The wild thing to comprehend is that the earth rotates on it's axis at 1kMph and around the sun at 67kMph.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
......

That's weird. I don't feel dizzy.
Posted by: wth at June 24, 2025 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

the velocity of the bit of dirt you stand on depends on the latitude. 1000 at the equator, 0 at a pole

Posted by: Oldcat at June 24, 2025 07:53 PM (8avO+)

46 Hey Dumbo, do you want to spoon?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2025 07:53 PM (rvwwT)

47 That's weird. I don't feel dizzy.
Posted by: wth at June 24, 2025 07:50 PM

https://tinyurl.com/muetzf3s

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 07:54 PM (0sNs1)

48 Duncanthrax, you do so many things well but the pecan butter rates very high.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 07:54 PM (ZIggv)

49 It is so hot here on the island, the humidity isn't too bad. My TV out of Virginia Beach says it's tropical, DP is like 78, but I think it's only summer.

Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2025 07:54 PM (+Bkka)

50 He is...the gayest man in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzlPcsSGlA

Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 07:55 PM (Riz8t)

51 37 Impossible! In the documentary "Jurassic Park," they made it very clear that T-Rex prey detection was based primarily on movement!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:45 PM (6bTRc)

I remember all the scenes where it kept running into trees and buildings
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2025 07:46 PM (D7oie)
——

[Snickering mockingly]

— ‘Quiet Place’ monsters

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 07:56 PM (aeiyZ)

52 >>We got caught in the middle of a herd of elephants in the Serengeti. Awesome to behold but also scary. The safari vehicle was open. So there’s nothing between you and the biggest, strongest land animals on earth. Just me, my mom, and the guide. If we spooked the herd, they would have crushed the vehicle like it was a grape, and we’d be sent home in buckets. I got some National Geographic-quality pics.

I've only been to a game park in South Africa a couple of times but those are some of my best memories. My former SA customer told me he went on a drive in Kenya with some friends and a bull came out of the brush and hit their vehicle broadside and flipped it. One woman ended up with a broken leg and others assorted bumps and bruises.

And yea, I have some great photos including one of a small herd of elephants guarding their baby as we passed by.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 07:57 PM (viF8m)

53 Ace - RE: the drunk elephants. There is a drink called Amarula, made from the Amarula fruit in South Africa. It's a cream drink - think like Bailey's. On the label is an elephant because after people saw drunk elephants they figured "Hey, what is that shit?" It used to only be available in South America but I think they export it everywhere now. Look for it in the cordials/liquer section of your local store. Serve it over ice.

Posted by: pilot141 at June 24, 2025 07:57 PM (JlOBj)

54 It’s hot, hot, hot, and the high humidity isn’t helping!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 07:58 PM (qgNn3)

55 Knew a dog who would gorge on fallen fermented fruit.
At a party she lapped up beer. Real chow hound.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 24, 2025 07:59 PM (5JIiH)

56 He is...the gayest man in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzlPcsSGlA
Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 07:55 PM (Riz8t)
——-

Still not gayer than Pedro Pascal

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 07:59 PM (aeiyZ)

57 Correction - it only used to only be available in South Africa.

Posted by: pilot141 at June 24, 2025 07:59 PM (JlOBj)

58 >> The wild thing to comprehend is that the earth rotates on it's axis at 1kMph and around the sun at 67kMph.

And the solar system is moving about 500k MPH around the Galactic Center.

The Milky Way itself has a "peculiar velocity" (deviation from the co-moving Hubble flow) of about 1.3M MPH toward a mass concentration dubbed the Great Attractor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 24, 2025 07:59 PM (w6EFb)

59 He is...the gayest man in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzlPcsSGlA
Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2025 07:55 PM

LOL. But not a single mention of Crocs?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

60 Now I’m envisioning a T-Rex tiptoeing through the forest to sneak up on its prey.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2025 08:01 PM (u73oe)

61
Last year in August, I put a bucket under the A/C condensate drain just to see how much water was condensing. Similar dew point pushing 80F. I think I came up with 13 gallons per day. I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 24, 2025 08:01 PM (w6EFb)

62 I've been told many times I have T-Rex arms!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at June 24, 2025 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

63 the gayest man in the world.

Killer punchline.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 08:06 PM (gKWVE)

64 "Unclear"

@EpochTimes 52s

Daniel Park, 32, was found unresponsive in an L.A. detention center while awaiting trial. The cause of death was unclear.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 08:06 PM (mlg/3)

65 Bar Rescue dude thinks he's bar Jesus. On now, ruining a dive bar I went to more than once.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 24, 2025 08:06 PM (QqMaK)

66 Saw a video today that talked about researchers discovering that toxiplasmosis gondii, the cat parasite, kills sperm. Could be a source of male infertility.

Posted by: Farquad at June 24, 2025 08:08 PM (YkGND)

67 who's Daniel Park?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

68 The photo on top reminds me of an illustration in an old Kipling book.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 24, 2025 08:10 PM (od0dV)

69 New Yorkers: if you just can't bring yourself to vote for Stalin, Jr. or Other Brother Fredo, remember that this guy is on the ballot.

https://tinyurl.com/26zaj6m2

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2025 08:10 PM (qpyNK)

70 I have to believe the animal kingdom is a hell of a lot smarter than we realize.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2025 08:12 PM (W/lyH)

71 Although that fake ad is funny, the best thing AI channel "Abandoned Films" did is still the "Children of Hurin" trailer.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 08:12 PM (gKWVE)

72 Cuomo just took the lead over the Muslim socialist in the NYC mayor race.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 08:12 PM (viF8m)

73 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons!

Sipping on a Quilter's Irish Death, after a productive day mowing in the yard, and fixing equipment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 08:12 PM (6RYcT)

74 Accomplice of the Palm Springs bomber.
* stupid fucking minx won't let me post the headline part for some fucking reason.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 08:13 PM (mlg/3)

75 Had to go and watch this first, the original Elephants on Parade.

https://youtu.be/jcZUPDMXzJ8

For a certain generation, Pink Elephants on Parade was the gateway to hallucinogens.

Never noticed before that Dumbo and the rat are having a shared hallucination. Trippy, maan.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Disney at its finest at June 24, 2025 08:15 PM (XEisV)

76 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h
BREAKING: At least 18 people hospitalized, including 12 children, after being struck by lightning at Lake Murray Public Park in Lexington, South Carolina.

https://tinyurl.com/3x8zv4vd
news release

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2025 08:15 PM (2yoRf)

77 67 who's Daniel Park?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

Guy who provided a couple hundred pounds of ammonium nitrate to the other guy that blew up the fertility clinic in Palm Springs..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 24, 2025 08:15 PM (bA75n)

78 The baby elephants have been comparing notes with the bear cubs.

Posted by: Out of control at June 24, 2025 08:16 PM (TbWk/)

79 66 Saw a video today that talked about researchers discovering that toxiplasmosis gondii, the cat parasite, kills sperm. Could be a source of male infertility.
Posted by: Farquad at June 24, 2025 08:08 PM (YkGND)
Dang. We have two cats.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 08:16 PM (UYYJi)

80 17
'Elephants are awesome. Smart beasts. Aren't good for hauling (they can't carry much more than a mule, and eat a lot more and are more fragile)'

They don't sound very awesome to me.

Posted by: Mule at June 24, 2025 08:16 PM (3wi/L)

81 In answer to the cat fight question, a brown bear can take on a tiger. This happens from time to time in Siberia (where both are found). It's reportedly about 50:50 as to who kills who. Mostly they just leave each other alone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2025 08:17 PM (qpyNK)

82 Drunk elephants? I can see that Tuesday nights at Applebee's.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 24, 2025 08:17 PM (bIHwY)

83 82 Drunk elephants? I can see that Tuesday nights at Applebee's.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 24, 2025 08:17 PM (bIHwY)

Resort pools and sorority houses too.

Posted by: They're everywhere at June 24, 2025 08:18 PM (TbWk/)

84 Elephant on parade >>>>Elephant in the room

Thanks Ace. This really helps today.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 24, 2025 08:19 PM (DX/Mv)

85 76 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h
BREAKING: At least 18 people hospitalized, including 12 children, after being struck by lightning at Lake Murray Public Park in Lexington, South Carolina.

https://tinyurl.com/3x8zv4vd
news release
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2025 08:15 PM (2yoRf)
You ok, Miklos?

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 08:19 PM (UYYJi)

86 who's Daniel Park?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

He's now parallel. With the dirt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 08:20 PM (6RYcT)

87 65 Bar Rescue dude thinks he's bar Jesus. On now, ruining a dive bar I went to more than once.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 24, 2025 08:06 PM (QqMaK)

If the bar was doing well then why is Taffer there?

Posted by: We're almost bankrupt but we'll keep doing things the same at June 24, 2025 08:21 PM (TbWk/)

88 Craziest cafe in weeks

Goo goo ga jub

Posted by: I am the Walrus at June 24, 2025 08:22 PM (RIvkX)

89 Saw a video today that talked about researchers discovering that toxiplasmosis gondii, the cat parasite, kills sperm. Could be a source of male infertility.
Posted by: Farquad at June 24, 2025 08:08 PM (YkGND)
Dang. We have two cats.
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 08:16 PM (UYYJi)


*makes call me motion*

Posted by: The Paolo at June 24, 2025 08:23 PM (W/lyH)

90 There's a story on GP about a Reverand Aaron Miller out of Connecticut. Project Veritas taped him bragging about how he could help a 12 year old transition without parents knowing. This is a REVERAND at a mainstream denomination. Excerpt below:

Over several months, a Project Veritas journalist and an actor posing as a 12-year-old experiencing gender dysphoria engaged in virtual and in-person meetings with Miller and Ferraiolo to probe how far these transgender activists would go to guide minors toward gender transitions without parental knowledge or consent.

Exclusive video footage shows Miller and Ferraiolo inviting “Justin,” a 12-year-old female, to secret youth groups led by Ferraiolo in Middletown and New Haven, Connecticut, despite knowing her parents oppose the transition. Miller assures secrecy, stating, “…they’ll never know.”

Posted by: Crusader at June 24, 2025 08:23 PM (TN0g+)

91 Daniel Park, 32, was found unresponsive in an L.A. detention center while awaiting trial. The cause of death was unclear.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

His heart probably stopped. That will do it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2025 08:24 PM (cYBz/)

92 who's Daniel Park?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

blew up fertility clinic in CA

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2025 08:24 PM (g47mK)

93 Jenna Ortega had a sweet movie named "Saving Flora" where she was a young teen girl trying to save an elephant. Not an amazing movir, but sweet.

Jenna's Instagram was great during that time. So many elephant pictures and videos.

There was a great picture with the elephant and Jenna curled up sleeping.

Elephants are the best.

Shit. Maybe I should have kept one of Mom's elephant statue things. Nah. I dusted them enough...

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 08:25 PM (jvJvP)

94 Reverend Aaron Miller out of Connecticut.

I read somewhere that an evil man goes to hell alone, but an evil bishop goes to hell with a throng of a thousand behind him.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 08:26 PM (gKWVE)

95 Any more word on that Paris music fest where a ton of people were stabbed with syringes?
I can't seem to find an update.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 24, 2025 08:27 PM (bIHwY)

96 I read somewhere that an evil man goes to hell alone, but an evil bishop goes to hell with a throng of a thousand behind him.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 08:26 PM (gKWVE

Sadly, our politicians lead so many more...

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 08:28 PM (jvJvP)

97 His Pachydermus is showing.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 24, 2025 08:29 PM (P0m9n)

98 54 It’s hot, hot, hot, and the high humidity isn’t helping! - NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I'll say. I lived in Miami for 12 years, and I don't remember ever encountering a heat index like the one I'm experiencing right now in southeastern coastal North Carolina (Brunswick County, to be exact). If Papillon spent a half hour in my back yard, he'd be clamoring to go back to Devil's Island to cool down.

Posted by: Paco at June 24, 2025 08:29 PM (mADJX)

99 Jenna Ortega had a sweet movie named "Saving Flora" where she was a young teen girl trying to save an elephant. Not an amazing movir, but sweet.

Jenna's Instagram was great during that time. So many elephant pictures and videos.

There was a great picture with the elephant and Jenna curled up sleeping.

Elephants are the best.

Shit. Maybe I should have kept one of Mom's elephant statue things. Nah. I dusted them enough...
Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 08:25 PM (jvJvP)
——

Rancid leftwing drone NPC who deserves to get raped and murdered by the goatfucking savages she champions. Too harsh? Maybe. But fuck these people. Reap, sow.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 08:29 PM (aeiyZ)

100 That stabilized view of the Milky Way was pretty cool.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2025 08:31 PM (crMW1)

101 It's this hot.

https://tinyurl.com/mutwef22

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 08:31 PM (viF8m)

102 My buddies were bitching all day about the heat back east. Foggy, high of 55 here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 08:31 PM (RIvkX)

103 Amazing how generations survived in this country with out heat indexes.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 08:31 PM (ZIggv)

104 Operation Dumbo Drop was a great movie.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 24, 2025 08:31 PM (P0m9n)

105 SanFranpsycho, take a read at the elder of ziyon place when you get a chance.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 08:33 PM (ZIggv)

106 There's a story on GP about a Reverand Aaron Miller out of Connecticut. Project Veritas taped him bragging about how he could help a 12 year old transition without parents knowing.
Send

This is a REVERAND at a mainstream denomination. Excerpt below:


He's gay and a groomer.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2025 08:34 PM (5WDkb)

107 Was 101 today in nyc. Thank god for central AC.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 08:34 PM (aeiyZ)

108
Rough day. Woke up a little after 4:00 this morning and got Dot, Dan, Ruth and Puff loaded for the drive up to Texas A&M. Left at 6:00, got there at 8:30 and stayed until nearly 2:00. Drove back, got in between 4:30 and 5:00, got the RV unloaded and reloaded so that HM could leave for Oklahoma City with Rosalind and Varus.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2025 08:34 PM (QnmlO)

109 It's been warm, but not insanely so. We have just had an unusually cool, wet year so far, so this seems horrific by contrast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 08:34 PM (YUL+W)

110 92F & 16% humidity.

"It's a (very!) dry heat"

Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2025 08:34 PM (rdVOm)

111 One good thing about having this heat now is that the rest of summer will be cool, brisk even.

Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2025 08:35 PM (+Bkka)

112 69, some clouds, some smoke from wildfires in BC and Alaska.

Breeze out of the north 9-15.

54% humidity.

Air quality not great because of the smoke. Might make for an interesting sunset.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 08:37 PM (mT+6a)

113 Lived through 100 consecutive days of 100 to 118 highs in Texas. This ain't shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 08:37 PM (ZIggv)

114 Which means it should cool right the heck down when the son goes down.

I always loved that about desert/arid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 08:37 PM (YUL+W)

115 Rancid leftwing drone NPC who deserves to get raped and murdered by the goatfucking savages she champions. Too harsh? Maybe. But fuck these people. Reap, sow.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 08:29 PM (aeiyZ)

Yeah, I'm watching a lot more asian stuff too. Lol.

I am managing to not being represented. Or preached to.

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 08:38 PM (jvJvP)

116 Remember it getting up over a hundred at my granny's house when I was about ten years old, in New London, NC. No a/c. I made an important discovery, though. If you sit in front of a floor fan and speak in a very soft voice directly into the spinning blades, you sound just like the leader of the moon people in the 1964 movie First Men in the Moon.

Posted by: Paco at June 24, 2025 08:38 PM (mADJX)

117 Amazing how generations survived in this country with out heat indexes.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 08:31 PM (ZIggv)

Half of all weather reports are literally the last two things I need some "expert" to tell me:

1. What the weather is right now

2. What the temperature feels like

And the other half is wrong.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 08:38 PM (E0p3T)

118 But the second week of the war could be even worse. Iran isn’t Iraq or Libya, or even North Korea. While it’s often described as a rogue state, Iran has powerful allies. It’s now part of a global bloc called BRICS, which represents the majority of the world’s landmass, population, economy and military power. Iran has extensive military ties with Russia. It sells the overwhelming majority of its oil exports to China. Iran isn’t alone. An attack on Iran could very easily become a world war. We’d lose.

None of these are far fetched predictions.

====
"Tucker Carlson, to the white courtesy phone, please!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 08:39 PM (RIvkX)

119 It wasn't that hot today. Overcast. Only got to 98.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2025 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

120
And the ride affected Dan badly. He sprained his back last week; the bumpy roads and cramped crate bothered him. I had real trouble getting him down to the kennel because his back end kept giving out. Put him in a pen by himself and when I went down to see him just now he got up slowly but without complaining. Poor boy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2025 08:40 PM (QnmlO)

121 Elephants kick ass. They also have death rituals. Fascinating animals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 07:37 PM (6bTRc)

I was at our local zoo once looking at the elephants there, including one large older male. There’s a good setup where the only physical barrier between the humans on the viewing platform and the elephants was a steep sided ditch/moat, about 9’ deep and 20’ across. So there were 3 people of an African persuasion, and they were being very loud and laughing loud and even I thought they were extremely annoying, and they kept pointing at this elephant and making noise while the elephant just stared at them while it kind of dug around in that ditch with the tip of its trunk. Suddenly he lifted it up and blasted all 3 of them with a big spray of mud and water! They started screaming and yelling even more, and I swear I could see that elephant laughing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2025 08:40 PM (HEGiN)

122 ... Mrs. doing better?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 08:40 PM (ZIggv)

123 Thanks Ben Had I will.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 08:41 PM (RIvkX)

124 Oh, when is Iran going to unleash hell? Have they been playing dead the past two weeks and now are going to kill us all?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 08:41 PM (YUL+W)

125 Lived through 100 consecutive days of 100 to 118 highs in Texas. This ain't shit.
Posted by: Ben Had


Fist bump.

This isn't even a warm up to August.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2025 08:42 PM (5WDkb)

126 Doll Eyes Alex should run for Mayor of NYC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:42 PM (r+I/B)

127 ... Mrs. doing better?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 08:40 PM (ZIggv)

Hey sweetie, yeah a little. Got a follow up next week, maybe something to level out her BP from the fluctuations. She's an athlete, this is all due to her son's passing five years ago, very sad to see. But thank you.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 08:43 PM (E0p3T)

128 Any more word on that Paris music fest where a ton of people were stabbed with syringes?
I can't seem to find an update.
Posted by: Dr. Varno
===

France Update: More Footage of African-Involved Fights at the 2025 Music Festival – 1,500 Injured, 371 Arrested, 145 Stabbed with Syringes
- Gateway Pundit

Good place for your news roll-up and SHOCKING headlines.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2025 08:43 PM (/lPRQ)

129 Have we heard Big Ben today?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 24, 2025 08:43 PM (lIgBp)

130 rickb223, hugs to ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 08:43 PM (ZIggv)

131 It was real pleasant here today. No rain, blue sky, sunshine, temp 60-something, brisk South breeze.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 08:43 PM (6RYcT)

132 Oh, when is Iran going to unleash hell? Have they been playing dead the past two weeks and now are going to kill us all?

Depends, when was the last time the Ayatollah had a bath?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:43 PM (r+I/B)

133 rickb223, hugs to ya.
Posted by: Ben Had


Right back to you ma'am.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2025 08:44 PM (5WDkb)

134 Doll Eyes Alex should run for Mayor of NYC.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:42 PM (r+I/B)

A beejer in every pot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 08:44 PM (6RYcT)

135 African, synonym for Muslim I bet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:45 PM (r+I/B)

136
I was telling Hubby this morning about the syringe attacks at the music festival. He couldn't believe it. He said it won't be long and the aholes will be doing it here in our country.

Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 08:45 PM (3ek7K)

137 Once the sun goes down-- so does the temperature. That's the part I like best, in summer!

Still, if I win the lottery, gonna move north. Because I'd be able to pay for snow removal instead of doing it myself.

Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2025 08:47 PM (rdVOm)

138 Yeah but nothing like 115 in WA state where most houses don't have AC.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2025 08:47 PM (AcTAo)

139
98 54 It’s hot, hot, hot, and the high humidity isn’t helping! - NemoMeImpuneLacessit

This reminds of some fool from England who was posting on X about how global warming was making summers unbearably hot; so someone looked up his location and found out the high for the month so far where he lived was 79 degrees.
Oh he got pounded in the replies!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2025 08:47 PM (HEGiN)

140 Aetius

May want to skip the last part of Kirsche's broadcast today. Very enraging.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:48 PM (r+I/B)

141 He said it won't be long and the aholes will be doing it here in our country.
Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 08:45 PM (3ek7K)

It would be racist to stop them.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 08:49 PM (E0p3T)

142 I need some help.

Snowflake, has been back 'home' for 2 weeks. We finaĺly got everything out of her hair after her kidnap, relocate, miraculously found adventure.

I don't want to fatten her up again. I'll start weighing her every morning and better monitoring what I give her. But every morning, early, she comes into my room, Monday sleeping on my face and I just feed her.

The goal. 10am and 6pm feedings. And about 9 pounds.

How do cat people just not end up with 30 pound Tribbles?

I hope she calms down. My life may be much better soon. Kind of. I'm not fattening her up. But the everything...

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 08:49 PM (jvJvP)

143 Four Seasons

The FBI has already indicted a Texas man, named Burger, who was trying to organize a terror cell on Roblox to attack a Christian concert. He called them "people of the Cross."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:50 PM (r+I/B)

144 was telling Hubby this morning about the syringe attacks at the music festival. He couldn't believe it. He said it won't be long and the aholes will be doing it here in our country.
Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 08:45 PM (3ek7K)


They'll get away with it once.
Daughters and granddaughters of Diogenes can shoot.
Shoot good.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 24, 2025 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

145 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:48 PM (r+I/B)

Still working through the Metokur one. Reef does not let me play games for as long a time, so my podcast listening has been affected.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 08:50 PM (YUL+W)

146 Just a note- the person mentioning the Project Veritas expose of the horrible pastor helping to transition children against their parents permission is not the pastor of a mainline denomination . I'm not saying that a reprehensible pastor a mainline denomination couldn't or wouldn't do that -but this man is the pastor of the Metropolitan Community Church which says this on its website:

ALL ARE ALWAYS WELCOME BUT MCC HARTFORD MINISTERS ESPECIALLY TO THE QUEER COMMUNITY - LGBTQ+.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 08:51 PM (2GCMq)

147 Daughters and granddaughters of Diogenes can shoot.
Shoot good.
Posted by: The Paolo at June 24, 2025 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

The Paolo tried to ply his wares eh? He, how you say, is not used to being the target.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 08:51 PM (YUL+W)

148 A simple request -

If you are going to the beach in a Lake Michigan town this summer, please don't start a fight.

Two closings due to fights already, and it's not even July.

Posted by: Indiana Toll Road at June 24, 2025 08:52 PM (8AONa)

149
People of the Cross. WTH??? They are demented.

We are well armed here. Two gun safes with many choices, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 08:52 PM (3ek7K)

150 Metropolitan Community Church?

Commies with a collar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:53 PM (r+I/B)

151 I'm more shocked by roblox, lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 08:53 PM (YUL+W)

152 Reef does not allow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:53 PM (r+I/B)

153 T-Rex skulls found are non-bilaterally symmetrical, which is not explained except by saying "maybe taphonomy"

Other extant bird species that have non-bilaterally symmetrical skulls are like owls, who use their hearing to pin-point prey.
Posted by: Kindltot

Whooooo.

Posted by: a Tyrannosaurus looming over you at June 24, 2025 08:53 PM (DgGvY)

154 Lib little sis had a cat that could not control his appetite and she had to very strictly measure and control his food. He yowled continuously for food.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 08:54 PM (RIvkX)

155 Poor boy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Poor guy! I hope he starts feeling better soon.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 08:54 PM (pZEOD)

156 Sock off

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2025 08:54 PM (8AONa)

157 Reef does not allow?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:53 PM (r+I/B)

He gets insistent for attention.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 08:54 PM (YUL+W)

158 Islamic scholars, '"People of the Cross" is a Muslim term?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:55 PM (r+I/B)

159 "CNN is a gutless group losers." - US Trump

I voted for this. Twice. In different elections. Of course. Voting twice in the same election is what Democrats do.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 24, 2025 08:55 PM (NXz8h)

160 People of the Cross. WTH??? They are demented.
We are well armed here.
Posted by: four seasons

And how!

Posted by: Nicholas D. Wolfwood at June 24, 2025 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

161 In other news, surpassed 1,000 posts on Tensor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:56 PM (r+I/B)

162 I voted for this. Twice. In different elections. Of course. Voting twice in the same election is what Democrats do.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Not thrice?

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 24, 2025 08:57 PM (ftFVW)

163 "People of the Cross"

Children of the Son?

Posted by: People of the Jello Mold at June 24, 2025 08:58 PM (vFG9F)

164 In other news, surpassed 1,000 posts on Tensor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:56 PM (r+I/B)

Congrats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 08:58 PM (YUL+W)

165 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Also, I'm a Bronx girl. You should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast"
---
Tonight on "To Catch a Predator"

Why don't you have a seat right here?

Tell us more about how you like to eat little boys.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 24, 2025 08:58 PM (2uKh/)

166 "People of the Cross"

Children of the Son?
Posted by: People of the Jello Mold

Makes me think of the cult beneath the planet of the apes.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 24, 2025 08:59 PM (3WpNj)

167 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Also, I'm a Bronx girl. You should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast"

So she's a 'Vore?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 08:59 PM (r+I/B)

168 Like the redhead with a spear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 09:00 PM (YUL+W)

169
Poor guy! I hope he starts feeling better soon.
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 08:54 PM (pZEOD)

_________

I expect so. He's 9 years old and was rolling in the grass when he let out a yelp and came up lame. Too much exertion or too cramped a space exacerbates it.

For a huge, hulking dog (113 pounds) he's very light on his feet. It's like seeing a hippo performing ballet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2025 09:00 PM (QnmlO)

170 Makes me think of the cult beneath the planet of the apes.

Islam worshipping the Holy Fallout.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:00 PM (r+I/B)

171 Is anyone else as fucking tired as I am of references to in jokes and familiarity with NYC culture and regionality?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 09:01 PM (YUL+W)

172 Stateless, what are you feeding her? Nutritional needs differ.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 09:02 PM (ZIggv)

173
If you were a parent of a child who is secretly transitioning wouldn't you notice changes in mood, attitude, whatever. Are some parents so wrapped up in themselves they don't realize something is not right?

Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 09:02 PM (3ek7K)

174 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Also, I'm a Bronx girl. You should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast"



The only waitress that brings nothing to the table.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2025 09:02 PM (5WDkb)

175 142 I hope she calms down. My life may be much better soon. Kind of. I'm not fattening her up. But the everything...
Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 08:49 PM (jvJvP)

I wouldn’t over complicate it, Stateless. You can see if she is an okay weight by looking at her. She is still young and if she is active, she will burn calories. What are you feeding her? Kibble or canned? Both? Are you leaving kibble down all the time? You can feed her food made for indoor cats that is lower in calories or food for kitties that are a little rounder than they should be, if that is her problem.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 09:04 PM (pZEOD)

176 Is anyone else as fucking tired as I am of references to in jokes and familiarity with NYC culture and regionality?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 09:01 PM (YUL+W)
====
Reminds me of a guy from Avenue U.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 09:04 PM (RIvkX)

177 four seasons, if a parent doesn't recognize this happens they just don't give a shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 09:04 PM (ZIggv)

178 154 Lib little sis had a cat that could not control his appetite and she had to very strictly measure and control his food. He yowled continuously for food.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 08:54 PM (RIvkX)

Hello!

I hope Snowflake won't be like that. She's not my cat, but she's sleeping here. We'll see how it goes.

Sorry, by the way. My last several months have been challenging. And my tiny town has 3 stores. I have been trying edibles to help me sleep. I'm a bit sorry for thinking anyone here from SF would somehow know my cannibus questions.

Or I was playing the odds...

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 09:05 PM (jvJvP)

179 Reminds me of a guy from Avenue U.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 09:04 PM (RIvkX)

Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 09:05 PM (YUL+W)

180 "People of the Cross" isn't in the Quran. We get subsumed with the People of the Book, which means Jews. Also there's supposed to be protection for us because, hey, we got God's Word before they did.
It does sound like "People of the Book" however, and Muslims never thought much of the cross. Jesus didn't die on it, they say. The cross is for criminals.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 09:05 PM (gKWVE)

181 For a huge, hulking dog (113 pounds) he's very light on his feet. It's like seeing a hippo performing ballet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That is a big dog! I bet he is taller than me when he stands up.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 09:05 PM (pZEOD)

182 Bonanza, in court, judge asks Hop Sing if he believes in guilt.
"Yes! Hop Sing good Baptist!"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 24, 2025 09:06 PM (IvmRU)

183 Early voting results indicate NYC will now be part of Iran.

Posted by: Squadfather at June 24, 2025 09:06 PM (qUkBO)

184
Ben Had,

I think you hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 09:06 PM (3ek7K)

185 AOC, speaking as a Queens boy, I don't know you.

And you boring.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

186 I was telling Hubby this morning about the syringe attacks at the music festival. He couldn't believe it. He said it won't be long and the aholes will be doing it here in our country.
Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 08:45 PM (3ek7K)

Anyone know what was in the syringes? AIDS?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:07 PM (6RYcT)

187
AOP,

That is what is scary about the attacks. There is no telling what the victims have been infected with.

Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 09:07 PM (3ek7K)

188
Is anyone else as fucking tired as I am of references to in jokes and familiarity with NYC culture and regionality?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 09:01 PM (YUL+W)

_________

I'm tired of hearing about NYC, period. Anything the rest of the country shrugs off (heat, cold, snow, floods, rain) becomes OMG! ELEVENTY!!! when it happens to NYC.

Go ahead, elect a Democratic Socialist. See if I care. Just don't make demands when your money runs out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2025 09:08 PM (QnmlO)

189 but this man is the pastor of the Metropolitan Community Church which says this on its website:

ALL ARE ALWAYS WELCOME BUT MCC HARTFORD MINISTERS ESPECIALLY TO THE QUEER COMMUNITY - LGBTQ+.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 08:51 PM (2GCMq)

Pro tip: if a church calls itself "metropolitan" it's a faggot operation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:09 PM (6RYcT)

190 Aetius

The shield maiden images were outliers, there is no spear in the prompt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:09 PM (r+I/B)

191
Also, it could have been a "test drive" to see if they could get away with it. Next time could be really bad.

Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

192 Stateless I don't know much about edibles but people I know say to maximize the CBD content and minimize the THC content. For some people it is a huge aid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

193 Is Snowflake neutered? Neutered/spayed animals tend to put on the pounds no matter what you do. Might want to try more exercise, maybe a toy to play with. That could be as simple as a box and a plastic cap

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2025 09:12 PM (AcTAo)

194 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Also, I'm a Bronx girl. You should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast"


You can't even eat an IDF soldier girl for breakfast, toots.

(yeah I know, phrasing)

Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2025 09:12 PM (aBgBM)

195 Syringe attacks --- Criminal Minds ,season 12, episode 4 or there abouts.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 09:12 PM (ZIggv)

196 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2025 09:08 PM (QnmlO)

I care. And not just because I live in NJ I'd care if they were electing a Democrat Socialist Muslim or Mayor in Texas or anywhere else , and since some Muslims in Texas were planning to have a large Muslim community built ( Was it in Plano?) before Governor Abbot starting investigating it perhaps this ought to be an issue no matter where people live.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:12 PM (2GCMq)

197 13 The wild thing to comprehend is that the earth rotates on it's axis at 1kMph and around the sun at 67kMph

The equator has a tangential speed that fast: at the poles you just turn in place once every 24 hours!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 09:15 PM (qgNn3)

198 Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2025 09:12 PM (aBgBM

It just sounds ridiculous anyway for a woman who's the age of one of President Trump's kids to call him a "Bronx Boy" . She's just putting on her tough girl routine to appeal to the squad and her colleagues in Congress and whoever reads her social media.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:15 PM (2GCMq)

199 Would I be a bad person if I threw an opened two-liter squeeze bottle filled with strawberry vodka into a zoo's elephant enclosure?

Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2025 09:17 PM (aBgBM)

200 Aetius

What did you think of the images set inside a church?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:17 PM (r+I/B)

201
I care. And not just because I live in NJ I'd care if they were electing a Democrat Socialist Muslim or Mayor in Texas or anywhere else , and since some Muslims in Texas were planning to have a large Muslim community built ( Was it in Plano?) before Governor Abbot starting investigating it perhaps this ought to be an issue no matter where people live.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at

His mother is Mira Nair. It’s funny how someone who is very wealthy finds socialism enticing- he won’t be affected by it. His father is an anthropologist, he was raised incredibly privileged. Suffering? He never met her.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 09:17 PM (pZEOD)

202 Would I be a bad person if I threw an opened two-liter squeeze bottle filled with strawberry vodka into a zoo's elephant enclosure?

Luckily Ted Kennedy is no longer alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:18 PM (r+I/B)

203 188
'Go ahead, elect a Democratic Socialist. See if I care. Just don't make demands when your money runs out.'

Leftists seem especially hellbent on voting for, protesting for, rioting for the most extreme shit anymore. I don't know what they get out of it. Self validation, I guess.
I won't like it if this socialist creep gets elected but I can't do anything about it. And as such, I won't let it bother me.

Posted by: Mule at June 24, 2025 09:18 PM (3wi/L)

204 192 Stateless I don't know much about edibles but people I know say to maximize the CBD content and minimize the THC content. For some people it is a huge aid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2025 09:10 PM (RIv

Thank you so much! I am still experimenting but this helps.

I will move back to the 5000 hours of meditation soon.

But, one of the young woman at the store..
Nevermind....you've probably seen tv.
Good night

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 09:19 PM (jvJvP)

205 Was out all day missed all the news. Catching up.

The balls on that judge to defy scotus. JFC. Trump need to categorically say fuck off I'm not listening to you. Period.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 24, 2025 09:19 PM (+47n7)

206 AOC gets more attention than she merits.

Her big juicy booty though...

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2025 09:20 PM (i0F8b)

207 Would I be a bad person if I threw an opened two-liter squeeze bottle filled with strawberry vodka into a zoo's elephant enclosure?
Posted by: Gref

Make it Jackfruit flavor and they will thank you and remember forever.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2025 09:20 PM (/lPRQ)

208 Might want to try more exercise, maybe a toy to play with. That could be as simple as a box and a plastic cap

A box I understand: my cats love them! What does a cat do with a cap? As far as I know cats do not like to wear hats!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 09:21 PM (qgNn3)

209 Stateless,

Snowflake was awol for several weeks and lost a bit of weight iirc.

She may be food Insecure, or needs to put on another pound or so. Please keep her inside, for the time being if you can. Brush out her coat. Tell her she is safe and loved. Kitties understand.

It’s sweet you fret about her so.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 09:21 PM (qF+Bw)

210 I am food insecure myself. Might have to cook dinner to remedy that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:23 PM (6RYcT)

211 What did you think of the images set inside a church?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:17 PM (r+I/B)

I like them a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

212 Off sock.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 24, 2025 09:23 PM (3wi/L)

213 Have two male cats who will play hockey with a soda cap. It gets even more fun when the cat and the cap are in the bathtub.

They are basically going through the motions of them tormenting a mouse before killing it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:24 PM (r+I/B)

214
Stateless, happy you're up to 43%. May you ever increase.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2025 09:24 PM (QnmlO)

215 Zohran Mamdani looks like a shoo-in - with half the vote counted (and more in Cuomo strongholds than not), he's up 8%. Lander seems to be the ultimate spoiler, pulling 12-13% of the vote...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 24, 2025 09:25 PM (tOcjL)

216 It just sounds ridiculous anyway for a woman who's the age of one of President Trump's kids to call him a "Bronx Boy" . She's just putting on her tough girl routine to appeal to the squad and her colleagues in Congress and whoever reads her social media.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Isn't the President from Queens in any case?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2025 09:25 PM (cYBz/)

217 Have two male cats who will play hockey with a soda cap. It gets even more fun when the cat and the cap are in the bathtub.

They are basically going through the motions of them tormenting a mouse before killing it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:24 PM (r+I/B)

Too bad air-hockey tables are so noisy. Cats would love them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:25 PM (6RYcT)

218 Great videos tonight, Ace.

Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2025 09:25 PM (aBgBM)

219 Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 09:17 PM (pZEOD

Yes; Very privileged

He 's not a bad looking fellow. He's apparently quite articulate , he has a huge social media presence and he's got a lot of money behind.him not surprised that lots of dolts are looking at his big shiny promises and not the horrible things this Muslim supports .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:25 PM (2GCMq)

220 wow. ranked choice voting is gonna kill NYC!

I'd laugh but they'll just spread out and infect the rest of us

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 24, 2025 09:26 PM (Pv3Rg)

221 Ramblin' around ol' Denver, killing some time before I head back to the hotel.

The city looks more less like the dump I left, but there a couple new things that stand out to me.

There are a lot more closed storefronts in LoDo than I remember from three years ago. And, it now has one of my least favorite features of northeastern cities: everything stinks like piss now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2025 09:26 PM (Pqkqs)

222 Hiya, Mr Peon!
Thank you so much for the invite to see Little Feat last weekend! I had a great time! It’s good to get out of Seattle every now and again. I hope you didn’t have to shovel the driveway to get home!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 09:27 PM (qF+Bw)

223
Zohran Mamdani looks like a shoo-in

________

Why do I read the name as "Zoltan Madmani"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2025 09:27 PM (QnmlO)

224 He 's not a bad looking fellow. He's apparently quite articulate , he has a huge social media presence and he's got a lot of money behind.him not surprised that lots of dolts are looking at his big shiny promises and not the horrible things this Muslim supports .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:25 PM (2GCMq)


I distrust all muslim politicians, even if they run as rock-ribbed Conservatives. Because muslims lie as a matter of religious imperative.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:27 PM (6RYcT)

225 Isn't the President from Queens in any case?

My mistake. I believe she referred to him as a Queens Boy and herself as a Bronx girl . It still sounds dumb.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (2GCMq)

226 It's almost funny

@admcrlsn 22m
Looks like early + mail votes have dropped.

Mamdani leads by 9.1 points (37,451 raw votes).

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (mlg/3)

227 Wasn't Zoltan the automaton that caused Tom Hanks in Big?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (r+I/B)

228 LOL so the media went from " Iran wasn't close to a bomb" to " these attacks only inconvenienced Iran for 1-2 months"

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (YwEeS)

229 And, it now has one of my least favorite features of northeastern cities: everything stinks like piss now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

But everyone can get high. And that's what matters the most.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (8AONa)

230 So, NYC is going to become a free city commune? I mean, more so?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (zZu0s)

231 I watched our zoo feeders give the elephants watermelon - they love them! They’ll toss the entire thing in their mouths, whole, and then pop them with their jaws like they’re some giant chiclet candy. Then they chow down the entire thing, rind and all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2025 09:29 PM (HEGiN)

232 If I was president, the media with rising memberships would get the first six rows at the WH press conferences. You would remember Trump as the guy who was soft on the media.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2025 09:29 PM (lhenN)

233 227 Wasn't Zoltan the automaton that caused Tom Hanks in Big?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (r+I/B)

Yes

Posted by: Woodcock of the Union Pacific at June 24, 2025 09:29 PM (TTAGa)

234 227 Wasn't Zoltan the automaton that caused Tom Hanks in Big?


lol was it Zoltar?

hey maybe Zoltan!

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 24, 2025 09:29 PM (Pv3Rg)

235 With Doll Eyes Alex, which is larger?

Her IQ or her bra size?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:29 PM (r+I/B)

236
Speaking of heat index, I just looked. Today's max for the weather station here was 113F, occurring a little before 5PM. Max actual temp was 98F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 24, 2025 09:30 PM (w6EFb)

237 Thank you so much for the invite to see Little Feat last weekend! I had a great time! It’s good to get out of Seattle every now and again. I hope you didn’t have to shovel the driveway to get home!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 09:27 PM (qF+Bw)

It was a great concert! Wonderful to spend some time with you, and with Jordan 61 and her hubby. My trip home was very easy; a few scattered rain showers, but dry pavement nearly all the way, Got in the door here at 2200 Washington time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:30 PM (6RYcT)

238 Anna. Bra size

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 09:30 PM (ZIggv)

239 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:27 PM (6RYcT)

I understand that . We just had a fake transgender young person running for a seat on our township committee along with a Muslim guy. They were both Socialists running as Dems. Talk about the odd couple. They both lost to the other Dems in the primary but it's still a disturbing thought.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:31 PM (2GCMq)

240 228
'so the media went from " Iran wasn't close to a bomb" to...'

The only thing you learn watching the media is whatever the Left wants you to think.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 24, 2025 09:31 PM (3wi/L)

241 Ten years ago, the DPD would break your fuckin' vagrant legs if you whipped your rotten pecker out and start pissing all over the city's multibillion dollar gentrification scheme. How fast times change.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2025 09:31 PM (Pqkqs)

242 I watched our zoo feeders give the elephants watermelon - they love them! They’ll toss the entire thing in their mouths, whole, and then pop them with their jaws like they’re some giant chiclet candy. Then they chow down the entire thing, rind and all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2025 09:29 PM (HEGiN)
---
Hippos do the same thing, I believe.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2025 09:32 PM (IBQGV)

243 Mamdani leads by 9.1 points (37,451 raw votes).
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (mlg/3)

Better "cook" them. Could be harboring salmonella.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:32 PM (6RYcT)

244 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:30 PM (6RYcT)

How are you feeling, AOP? Less trouble with the PVC?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:32 PM (2GCMq)

245 And, it now has one of my least favorite features of northeastern cities: everything stinks like piss now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

But everyone can get high. And that's what matters the most.
Posted by: 2009Refugee




Need to develop a strain of pot that makes piss glow in the dark.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2025 09:32 PM (5WDkb)

246 Plasic cap, like on a milk jug or soft drink bottle. Unless you want to try a shower cap

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2025 09:32 PM (AcTAo)

247 193 Is Snowflake neutered? Neutered/spayed animals tend to put on the pounds no matter what you do. Might want to try more exercise, maybe a toy to play with. That could be as simple as a box and a plastic cap
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2025 09:12 PM (AcTAo)

Hello. Thank you.

She is neutered.

But I took care of her and Trumpy --- I know Dude took over a house somewhere ---- for 4 months during a very cold for my area Canadian winter. I'd always let them in and out and it was the coldest winter for a while.

They still gained a ton of weight.

I'll keep a record. I guess I have a new hobby

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 09:33 PM (jvJvP)

248 The balls on that judge to defy scotus. JFC. Trump need to categorically say fuck off I'm not listening to you. Period.

Trump just has to ignore him. What will the judge do then? How will he enforce his order? Do you think U.S. Marshals will go and arrest Trump? They work for him! All Trump has to do is work around him. Apparently, the judge is saying the SCOTUS ruling applies to everybody except the 6 guys in his case. If so, they can be ignored: what are 6 guys with a special, one time exception? Or Trump, or better the people working under hiim, could find some other law these 6 guys broke, and deport them under that law. Or just take them to Guantanamo for “security reasons”. It’s a nothing-burger! Trump has six ways from Sunday to mess this judge’s ruling up!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 09:33 PM (qgNn3)

249 LOL so the media went from " Iran wasn't close to a bomb" to " these attacks only inconvenienced Iran for 1-2 months"

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (YwEeS)

Iran isn't working on nukes and it's great that they are.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 09:33 PM (E0p3T)

250 For a guy with no cats, I have so many cat toys....

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 09:34 PM (jvJvP)

251 How are you feeling, AOP? Less trouble with the PVC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:32 PM (2GCMq)

Had a good day today. If it was occurring, it was a on a low level. I do find I get winded rather easily. But I just stop and take five.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:34 PM (6RYcT)

252
What's this?

Disney "News" assigns one of their fake reporters to the View panel to do Disinformation Damage Control?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 24, 2025 09:34 PM (o7O+I)

253 228 LOL so the media went from " Iran wasn't close to a bomb" to " these attacks only inconvenienced Iran for 1-2 months"

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 09:28 PM (YwEeS)


Preventing nuclear weapons proliferation was a Top Five Leftist Objective, until Trump and the Jooos did it.

Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2025 09:34 PM (aBgBM)

254 The media is good at moving goalposts to fit their agenda.

Has CNN registered with FARA yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:35 PM (r+I/B)

255 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:34 PM (6RYcT)

Well, take care of yourself and keep drinking the water.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:36 PM (2GCMq)

256 The media is good at moving goalposts to fit their agenda.

Has CNN registered with FARA yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 09:35 PM (r+I/B)

Can you use Tensor to make a meme of a set of goalposts wearing track shoes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:36 PM (6RYcT)

257 Well, take care of yourself and keep drinking the water.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:36 PM (2GCMq)

I am drinking more water. Thank you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:37 PM (6RYcT)

258 I love going back to how accurate Netanyahu was so accurate when addressing Congress in 2002.

https://tinyurl.com/32yjmc2r

Posted by: ryukyu at June 24, 2025 09:38 PM (xxjnZ)

259 Mr Trouble had to spend two full days inside due to heat and high winds. He slept and ate. He definitely does not want to be a skinny cat again!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2025 09:38 PM (AcTAo)

260 and since some Muslims in Texas were planning to have a large Muslim community built ( Was it in Plano?) before Governor Abbot starting investigating it perhaps this ought to be an issue no matter where people live.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

IT was called East Plano Islamic Center (EPIC ) but I think the owners who planned to sell it off found out and stopped the sale. The islamic group found some other location and still use the EPIC name for 'planning'. It's still a scam plan thing so far.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 09:39 PM (mlg/3)

261
35 The Dumbo hallucination scene isn’t just trippy. It’s gay af. No way straight animators came up with that salute to pride month.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 24, 2025 07:46 PM

------

Yeah.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 24, 2025 09:39 PM (ES1Rb)

262 The tipping pandemic is out of control.

The checkout aisle where you ring up your own groceries now has an option to tip.

Tip who?? Me??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2025 09:39 PM (6dHiP)

263 234 227 Wasn't Zoltan the automaton that caused Tom Hanks in Big?


lol was it Zoltar?

hey maybe Zoltan!
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 24, 2025 09:29 PM (Pv3Rg)

Dude, where's my car?

Posted by: Where's your car, dude? at June 24, 2025 09:39 PM (TbWk/)

264 AOP, you need more than water. Check on electrolyte additives.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 09:40 PM (ZIggv)

265 Zohran Mamdani looks like a shoo-in - with half the vote counted (and more in Cuomo strongholds than not), he's up 8%. Lander seems to be the ultimate spoiler, pulling 12-13% of the vote...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 24, 2025 09:25 PM (tOcjL)


Here's a semi-funny detail.

Our old buddy Anthony Weiner, who campaigned for a city council seat, is currently in fourth place. Only 10% of the vote.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2025 09:41 PM (jGGMD)

266 Well the bright side of leaks like this is that they uncover secret Vindmann's in the intel community

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 09:41 PM (YwEeS)

267 264 AOP, you need more than water. Check on electrolyte additives.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 09:40 PM (ZIggv)

BRAWNDO!

Posted by: The Thirst Mutilator™ at June 24, 2025 09:41 PM (TbWk/)

268 Oh no... first Musk leaves DOGE, now Big Balls just resigned as well...

Looks like when ya find bad shit and Congress and Courts won't allow you to fix it... it aint worth the effort.

Sad.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 09:43 PM (mP0Kj)

269 NYC is going to get it gooder and harderer like a ME goat

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2025 09:44 PM (YwEeS)

270 209 Stateless,

Snowflake was awol for several weeks and lost a bit of weight iirc.

She may be food Insecure, or needs to put on another pound or so. Please keep her inside, for the time being if you can. Brush out her coat. Tell her she is safe and loved. Kitties understand.

It’s sweet you fret about her so.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 09:21 PM (qF+Bw)

Hi nurse!

I'm worried because Snowflake has put on over a pound, maybe close to 2 pounds, in less than 2 weeks.

She has only been out twice. Not long. I FINALLY SOLD INDOORS TO THESE...well one of these friends always welcomed here.

She has a lot of toys. But those early morning sessions...lol

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 09:44 PM (jvJvP)

271 76% reporting
Mam 43.9
Cuomomomomo 35.7

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 09:44 PM (mlg/3)

272
Anyone remember that idiot from last year "bold lib?"
She's a twitter account who gained a little fame when she tweeted she was single, 42, childless, with cats, and loved her life.

A year later...

she tweeted how now she wants to be a mother but is worried she waited too long.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 24, 2025 09:45 PM (o7O+I)

273 I think (or maybe just hope) that the attacks set Iran’s nuclear enrichment program back years. And I hope that the Persians rise up and overthrow the Mullahs. I will be praying on it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 09:45 PM (qgNn3)

274 The tipping pandemic is out of control.

The checkout aisle where you ring up your own groceries now has an option to tip.

Tip who?? Me??

Posted by: AlaBAMA

And round up for the charity of the day or you're a big asshole.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 24, 2025 09:45 PM (dR6yv)

275 Have loved elephants all of my life...had a stuffed one as an infant. If any of you have not yet read "The Elephant Whisperer" by Lawrence Anthony, I highly recommend it.

Baby elephants crack me up.

Also, cat fight #1 with the mother cat looking on is how I am as a grandmother. We almost laugh vs how we were as parents when our sons fought. They fight over the dumbest issues. Then are best friends in minutes like kittens or puppies. Siblings prepare us for combat and psychological warfare...ask my brothers.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 24, 2025 09:45 PM (6PCLE)

276 It's still a scam plan thing so far.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 09:39 PM (mlg/3)

Speaking of scams, I ran into nasty one today. I dialed the number for my bank's investment dealership, where I keep my retirement plan. But I misdialed the number (transposed 2 digits). Auto operator picks up, identifies itself as my bank, and immediately goes into a spiel: "if you are over 50, press "1" for a special promotion, if not, press "2"" That sort of shit annoys the fuck out of me, so I pressed "0" to try to get by it. Line goes dead. Tried again, same result. The next time I tried, I got an intercept that said "XYZ's toll-free number has changed. Press "1" to get the new number from Directory Assistance for a small charge of $3.89"

one of two posts!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:46 PM (6RYcT)

277 Our old buddy Anthony Weiner, who campaigned for a city council seat, is currently in fourth place. Only 10% of the vote.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2025 09:41 PM (jGGMD)

The "Weiner" documentary was fantastic. Did not turn out how they expected.

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 09:46 PM (jvJvP)

278
Why do I read the name as "Zoltan Madmani"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

=================

Idea for a meme: Find pictures of the ruins of New York as his term progresses. Put a Z on them with the caption, "The Mark of Zohran."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2025 09:46 PM (lCaJd)

279
Our old buddy Anthony Weiner, who campaigned for a city council seat, is currently in fourth place. Only 10% of the vote.

Posted by: Dr. T

===============

Weiner is 60 years old. Is he going to become a funny New York crank and run every two years until he drops dead?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2025 09:48 PM (lCaJd)

280 Weiner is 60 years old. Is he going to become a funny New York crank and run every two years until he drops dead?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2025 09:48 PM (lCaJd

Like a sad overcooked hot dog rolling uselessly over and over on a dirty gas station grill.

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 09:51 PM (jvJvP)

281 Stateless,
You worry too much. Most kitties, given free range kibble and then wet food once a day do just fine. She may be terrified of going back outside for long.

Give her lots of lovies. And brush her. Encourage her to play. Does she have a tall cat tree to climb?

You know. After I’ve been on a long trip, the only
Thing I want to do is hunker down and appreciate being in my home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 09:51 PM (mT+6a)

282 235 With Doll Eyes Alex, which is larger?

Her IQ or her bra size?

That’s easy! Any positive number is bigger than 0.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 09:52 PM (qgNn3)

283 So I dialed what I thought was the right number once more, and got the same spiel about Directory Assistance. Well, I knew that wasn't kosher, so I tried calling Customer Service at my cell provider, thinking some scammer had found a way to intercept calls. Interminable wait. Go online to cell provider. Get a big song and dance to prove my identity. They opened a ticket on it. Not happy.

Go online to my bank's website, get in chat with a security rep. Explain what happened. "What number did you dial?" I gave it to him. "There's your problem. You transposed two digits, and got a scammer site. We know about them, and try to shut them down, but when one gets closed, another pops up. Did you give them any ID or log-in passwords?" Me: "No, was just going to ask some questions." "OK, you are safe, and we have taken note of this breach. Would you like me to put you through to an investment agent directly?" "Sure, thank you!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:53 PM (6RYcT)

284 Snowflake may be pregnant.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 09:53 PM (LHPAg)

285 Two hour podcast by Apologetics Roadshow on the islamic city plan, EPIC, if anyone wants the story.

youtube.com/watch?v=xWV1fN_JuGg

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 09:54 PM (mlg/3)

286 AOP, you need more than water. Check on electrolyte additives.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 09:40 PM (ZIggv)

Should get Gatorade. I met Dr. Cade, the fellow who invented it. A wonderful old Southern Gentleman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2025 09:55 PM (6RYcT)

287 Snowflake may be pregnant.
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 09:53 PM (LHPAg)


Don't blame me, I don't own a cat.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2025 09:56 PM (W/lyH)

288 262 The tipping pandemic is out of control.

The checkout aisle where you ring up your own groceries now has an option to tip.

Tip who?? Me??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2025 09:39 PM (6dHiP)


Just wait until No Income Tax On Tips becomes law. How Trump and House and Senate Republicans think they can write regulations to keep that from being bigly gamed and abused is beyond me.

Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2025 09:56 PM (aBgBM)

289 It's ovah~

@ByronYork 2m
85 percent reporting.

Mam: 43.6
Cuo: 36.2

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 09:57 PM (mlg/3)

290 Don't blame me, I don't own a cat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2025 09:56 PM (W/lyH)
Nobody owns a cat.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 09:59 PM (LHPAg)

291 nood

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at June 24, 2025 10:00 PM (5zjm+)

292 ust wait until No Income Tax On Tips becomes law. How Trump and House and Senate Republicans think they can write regulations to keep that from being bigly gamed and abused is beyond me.
Posted by: Gref
-------

Seems like it'd be simple enough to just end the tip-reporting requirement.

But of course it won't be, will it?

Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2025 10:00 PM (rdVOm)

293 281 Stateless,
You worry too much. Most kitties, given free range kibble and then wet food once a day do just fine. She may be terrified of going back outside for long.

Give her lots of lovies. And brush her. Encourage her to play. Does she have a tall cat tree to climb?

You know. After I’ve been on a long trip, the only
Thing I want to do is hunker down and appreciate being in my home.


Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2025 09:51 PM (mT+6a)

When they came here in winter, they were outdoor cats so food flowed freely but both cats were happy to be in around 11pm.

Even outside several hours a day, a very cold winter and their exercise, both cats put on about 50% of their weight.

I get the feeling cat food and behavior may soon be a hobby for a while.

Oh, btw, just send good thoughts my way. EVERYONE is confident.

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 10:00 PM (jvJvP)

294 No, he said Snowflake is neutered. The older a cat gets, the more time spent sleeping. I think Snowflake is just worn out and recovering. If the temperatures get hotter, she'll eat less.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2025 10:00 PM (AcTAo)

295
"There's your problem. You transposed two digits, and got a scammer site. We know about them, and try to shut them down, but when one gets closed, another pops up. Did you give them any ID or log-in passwords?" Me: "No, was just going to ask some questions."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

================

omg. They really are worms.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2025 10:00 PM (lCaJd)

296 AOP -

Gatorade is too salty for me! I don’t want to drink it unless I’ve been sweating a lot (today it would have been easy!), but maybe it’s what you need: chacun à son gout, or in your case needs!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 10:01 PM (qgNn3)

297 ONT is operational. I repeat, ONT is operational.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2025 10:02 PM (mlg/3)

298 284 Snowflake may be pregnant.
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 09:53 PM (LHPAg)

No. She's fixed.

And I have taken care of so many litters.

Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 10:03 PM (jvJvP)

299 Seems like it'd be simple enough to just end the tip-reporting requirement.

But of course it won't be, will it?
Posted by: JQ

Oy

Posted by: Mohel Miklos at June 24, 2025 10:10 PM (UYy+W)

300 "Remember the creepy and trippy part of, what was it, Dumbo maybe, where someone gets drunk and hallucinates a bunch of dancing pink and purple elephants?"

Elephants in pink tutus. Fantasia. I saw it while on mescaline. Awesome.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 24, 2025 10:22 PM (w6EFb)

301 He 's not a bad looking fellow. He's apparently quite articulate , he has a huge social media presence and he's got a lot of money behind.him not surprised that lots of dolts are looking at his big shiny promises and not the horrible things this Muslim supports .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 09:25 PM (2GCMq)

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 24, 2025 11:17 PM (bA75n)

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