The Week in Woke

A Jewish Republican Congressman from Ohio was run off the road by a Palestinian maniac who threatened to kill him.

A man who allegedly ran Rep. Max Miller "off the road" in Rocky River, Ohio, showed a Palestinian flag and threatened the congressman has turned himself in, police said Friday.
The Rocky River Police Department identified the driver as Feras Hamden, 36, from Westlake, Ohio. They obtained a warrant for his arrest after Miller signed a criminal complaint for aggravated menacing, and filed a motion for a criminal protection order against the driver.
Hamden turned himself in after the warrant was issued, police said. He is awaiting his first court appearance. The case remains under investigation, police said. State and federal authorities, including the U.S. Capitol Police, are also involved in the investigation.
"In less than 24 hours, the USCP received notification of a threat against a Member of Congress, had boots on the ground, collaborated with the local police department, and the suspect in the case was arrested that same evening," acting Capitol Police Chief Sean Gallagher said in a statement. "This case is a prime example of the USCP's stance towards threats against our elected officials. We will continue to have a zero-tolerance policy."
"Some unhinged, deranged man decided to lay on his horn and run me off the road when he couldn't get my attention, to show me a Palestinian flag, not to mention death to Israel, death to me, that he wanted to kill me and my family," Miller, a Republican, said in a video posted on X.

Video here.

MSNBC: When Iran says "Death to America" every Friday they don't really mean "Death to America." It's like jihadists calling for jihad. They don't really mean a war of jihad, they mean an "internal struggle" of jihad. And that internal struggle consists of overcoming their fears so that they can detonate a suicide bomb in a pizza shop.

See? Nothing Islamic extremists say ever means what it obviously means. "From the river to the sea" doesn't mean eradicate the Jews from the River Jordan to the Mediterranean Sea, it's just a call for an "internal struggle" of jihad followed by an external pogrom. See above.

And "globalize the intifada" just means an internal intifada. So that someone can then go through an "internal struggle" of jihad and then start stabbing people in the streets.

Please allow these stupid evil leftists to convince you that terrorists do not mean what they say when they promise terrorism.

They just mean an internal terrorism against internal self-doubt, that's all.

The self-doubt that it's not god's command to murder you.

This sourfaced sow:

The Hill
@thehill
Michelle Obama on being "glad" she didn’t have a son: "He would've been a Barack Obama"

For the first time in my adult life I feel sympathy for the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

She literally cannot go a single little-streamed podcast without saying how much she hates her husband and wishes she hadn't had children.

Wife of the Year:

Michelle Obama says she's "so glad" she never had a son -- because he would've been a kiddie clone of her husband.
"You should've threw a boy in the mix," radio host Angie Martinez told Obama in an episode of the former first lady's "IMO" podcast released Wednesday.
The remark came as Obama and her brother, Craig Robinson, along with Martinez, discussed society's view of masculinity and the challenges of raising boys and young men.
"I'm so glad I didn't have a boy," Obama exclaimed.
"Why didn't you throw in a third?" Martinez said with a chuckle to the mother of two.
"Because he would've been a Barack Obama," the "Becoming" author and former president's wife quipped to laughs.
"Baby Barack -- it would've been amazing!" Martinez replied.
"Ooh, no, I would've felt for him," Obama added of the potential mini version of the ex-commander in chief.
"She just borrowed our boys," Robinson said of his brood.
"I got plenty," Obama, 61, agreed.

AOC is back on to her favorite issue: Demanding the government censor conservatives. "We have to find a way to reign the media (social media, she means) in."

This communist, who like every communist lies like she breathes to subvert, demoralize, and destroy the functioning country she's in so that the communists can overthrow it, says that people aren't allow to to just say things that are untrue.

Stacey Plaskett -- a fake delegate to Congress; she was elected by the Virgin Islands, but we don't let her vote in Congress on account of her being a retard and all -- recently took to Twitter to brag that, checks notes, her cooter is in fine working order.

Women did not used to publicly brag that their pussies were still functional.

The Democrat Party is the party of general transgenderism, and that includes, of course, men acting like women, and women acting like men.

It's 17-year-old male hooligans you expect to see grabbing their crotches and making a sexual boast, not 60 year old female Congresswomen. (Well, "delegate to Congress," anyway.)

Democrats are putting gender theory into practice, swapping genders casually. And when they do, it's always the very worst aspects of the opposite gender that they emulate. Democrat women have all become foul-mouthed sailors bragging about the vulvas being top-notch, and Democrat men have all become whiny effeminate hysterical bitches crying in the well of the Senate like they're TikTok wallflowers sitting in their cars recording Sob Videos.

If you're going to adopt traits usually associated with the opposite gender, why don't women adopt the male ideal of stoic steadyness, and men adopt the female ideal of kindness and grace?

I think because it's hard to cultivate positive traits and very, very easy to adopt the most slothful, ugly, stupid negative traits of the opposite gender.

Need more proof? Why do leftwing women all curse like they have Tourette's and casually threaten violence?

Again, women didn't used to act like this. This is new and very ugly.

A medical school dean insists that True Science teaches us that women have dick-n-balls.

He insists it's just a "stereotype" to say that women have women's genitals, and it's a stereotype we must fight with all of our Mental Illness Might.

Gender ideology, as you're likely aware, updates our understanding of men and women: Select cowboys suffer from uterine cramps, while some cowgirls are sour on saddles 'cause they scrunch up their scrotums. Per pro-gender Jerry, The Donald's dastardly datedness is deafening; let's turn down the stereotypes: 

"While [Trump's executive order re-establishing that there are two, and only two, sexes] allegedly attempts to protect women and girls, what it really does is threaten any woman or girl who doesn't conform to sex-based stereotypes and opens them up to invasion of privacy."

They continue insisting that we can't tell men from women unless we force them to strip naked so we can inspect their genitals. 1, as JK Rowling snarked, we don't have to do a strip-search because we all have a "superpower called normal vision" which allows us to tell a Dude in a Party City Wig from a woman, and 2, even if there is some dispute, all it takes is a quickie search of prior records to establish one's true sex, or a simple cheek-swab and quickie chromosome test.

Transgenders have convinced themselves that they are so obviously and completely real women that no one can tell. It's delusionary, these delusions are actually cultivated by their also-mentally-ill doctors who tell them absurd lies to "affirm" them with nonsense. Once transgenders leave the doctor's office to confront hard reality in the real world, they are stunned and hurt and sometimes react violently.

The point of psychiatry used to be to teach people how to deal with the world. How to suffer defeats in a healthy way, how to avoid obsessing about other people's opinions.
The goal used to be to help people build up their own inner strength to better absorb the hits and humiliations the world delivers on a daily basis.

In the Transgender Age, psychiatrists have a new imperative: Don't teach patients how to adapt to the world, but tell them instead that the world is obligated to adapt to them.

Transgenders leave psychiatrist offices all gassed-up on false reassurances and affirmations and then do not have the wherewithal to handle the bumps and hurts of the real world. They're completely surprised that the rest of the world does not agree, as their paid psychiatrist pretends to, that they are totally passing for the opposite sex.

They're setting these people up for mental illness -- and worse.

For the first time in psychiatry, psychiatrists are not writing prescriptions for their patients. Instead, they're now writing prescriptions for the entire world -- this person is delusional, and you are required, under doctor's orders, to play along with the delusions.

Obviously, this doesn't work. Psychiatrists and "gender counselors" cannot order the world to "affirm" nonsense.

Graphic: The wound left on the arm when they strip a kid's forearm-skin to build fake genitals that don't work.

Biden's Surgeon General "Rachel" Levine allowed a "notorious" sex-change clinic to meet with a child in his Pennsylvania government office.

An elementary school teacher brags about all the gay/trans propaganda she's spreading to her students, including having them watch a drag queen video.

The leftwing propaganda entertainment media has turned on Disney and even Kaffeine Kennedy.

Check out this headline, with a double-scoff of both Kennedy and Bob Iger:

Academy Members Cringe as 'Star Wars' Boss Kathleen Kennedy Lobbies for Bob Iger to Receive an Honorary Oscar (EXCLUSIVE)

Cringe? I guess they don't think much of this effort, or the messenger.

They say Disney is trying to leverage their position as the broadcaster of the Oscars to wrangle an Oscar from the Academy.

Kennedy has reached out to select players at the board level inside AMPAS, encouraging them to recommend one of the annual honors go to Iger -- the man who secured Marvel, Pixar and Lucasfilm for Disney's war chest of intellectual property, selling billions of dollars' worth of movie tickets in the process. All branches of the Academy have been active in recent weeks, meeting about new membership matters, and Kennedy has used the opportunity to schmooze on Iger's behalf.
While few in the industry would question Iger's worthiness of the prize, some board members have been squeamish over the optics, sources said. Disney, of course, owns the Oscars' longtime broadcast partner, ABC. Some of the members pitched feel that's a conflict of interest.
Moreover, others noted, the Academy happens to be in the middle of negotiations with the network to renew its licensing agreement beyond 2028 (which will mark the 100th Academy Awards ceremony). Iger had no knowledge of Kennedy's outreach and did not request she pursue the honor, according to two people familiar with the process. It is considered routine for Academy members to lobby on behalf of honorary Oscar candidates, an AMPAS insider said, though some inside the organization are curious about Kennedy's motives.

Count Dankula voice on: Oh no, no! Oh no! Wha' happen?

The Mad Cows of The View start sputtering and interrupting liberal authoritarian Arnold Schwarzenegger when he says, correctly, that immigrants in a foreign country are guests and should behave as guests.

The Vigilant Fox
@VigilantFox

NEW: Arnold Schwarzenegger goes off script on The View--tells migrants to stop committing crimes and "respect America."
RARE W for Schwarzenegger.
The ultra-liberal panel on The View was left distressed after Arnold was asked about the violent LA riots.
That's when he dropped the hammer:
"The key thing at the same time, we got to do things legal. That is the most important thing."
"You got to do things legal, and those people that are doing illegal things in America and they're the foreigners, they are not smart, because, when you come to America, you're a guest and you have to behave like a guest."
"Like when I go to someone's house and I'm a guest, then I will do everything I can to keep things clean and to make my bed and to do everything that is the right thing to do rather than committing a crime of being abusive or something like that, so that doesn't really work in this country."
Sunny Hostin panicked as she was herd interjecting, before literally placing her hand on Arnold to cut him off.
But he kept preaching:
"So I think the important thing is when you become an immigrant, you think about, okay, I go to America because I'm going to use America for the great opportunities America has in education, in jobs, creating a family, all of those kind of things."
"Then you have to think about, okay, if I get all of those things from America, then I have to give something back."
"You have a responsibility as an immigrant to give back to America and to pay back to America and go and do something for your community for no money whatsoever."
"Give something back to after school programs, Special Olympics, or whatever it is, make this country a better place."
[Audience erupts into applause]
The hosts were stunned.
And for once, Schwarzenegger got it exactly right.

I don't have much use for this "Screw Your Freedoms" jackass. But he did embarrass Jimmy Kimmel by refusing to go along with his nightly two minute hate.

Jimmy Kimmel was humiliated recently on his own show after trying to goad Arnold Schwarzenegger into an attack on President Donald Trump.
...
While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Arnold Schwarzenegger was pressed to comment on President Trump's recent legal threat to withhold federal education funds over California's controversial schooling policies. Kimmel framed his question in a way that implied a shared disdain for the 45th president.
"Do you, as someone who has experience with predators, how would you handle Donald Trump in this situation where he is threatening to withhold federal funding from our students, from our schools, from disabled students?"
Kimmel even referenced a far-fetched idea floated by Governor Gavin Newsom--that California could withhold its federal tax contributions in protest. But Schwarzenegger wasn't playing along.
"Well it sounds always easy, doesn't it?" he said. "It sounds easy, but I mean--it doesn't happen. Because every individual in California pays taxes: state tax, local tax, and federal tax. So how are you going to stop them from doing that? Then if the IRS is coming after you... this is--look, I just want everyone to know--this is all dialogue. This is rhetoric. The left going after the right, the right going after the left."
Instead of joining the pile-on, Schwarzenegger flipped the conversation, saying what many Americans are thinking.
"The bottom line is they should get together rather than always pointing the finger at each other. They should really get together and solve this problem because that's what the American people want." The American people sitting in Kimmel's audience then burst into applause.

Video at the link. I don't know if it's worth watching. Schwarzenegger is as inarticulate as ever and just speaks in vagaries and positive Austrian affirmations.

But it is interesting that the crowd applauded Schwarzenegger's statement and didn't applaud Kimmel's partisan chum. WDW_Pro notices the craven Kimmel noticing the audience wasn't on board with his moronic BlueAnon crap and shifted tack.

WDW_Pro also pointed out that this clip is from days ago but no one noticed until after Schwarzenegger's appearance on The View. And they didn't notice because no one watches this disgusting fatbody Jimmy Kimmel.

Actress/comedian/showrunner Whitney Cummings says she used to be a "libtard" but since she's had kids she's increasingly based.

Actress Whitney Cummings says she’s always been a hardcore liberal, “I've always been a very liberal person, maybe even a libtard”

“But once you have a kid, you start having thoughts that have been characterized as conservative.” Even wanting a gun

This is very telling pic.twitter.com/S7K6W9iIDS
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) June 18, 2025

She previously complained that making the most obvious jokes about China's Best Friend Tim Walz earned her a mini-cancellation from the left.

She's also knocked "comics" for pretending to be brave by doing anti-Trump jokes in safe places. She says it's hack and cowardly.

🚨 JUST IN: TRUTH NUKE from Florida Senator Ashley Moody.

"The media seemed to never ask [Biden] about executive action and policy. Favorite flavor of ice cream? Yes. Why he was pushing dangerous criminals into the interior of this nation? No!" pic.twitter.com/XlIjP1NZj3
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) June 18, 2025

Hank "Will Guam Tip Over" Johnson shows that he's as good at guitar as he is at geology.

Talk about Tone-Deaf messaging!

Democrat Rep. Hank Johnson releases hilariously bad anti-Trump song, and you just have to hear this 😂 pic.twitter.com/2uqSK6Uhm6
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) June 20, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM

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Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:24 PM (aBgBM)

2 Hank Johnson is the next ~~Jimmy Hendrix~~ TIMMAH

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2025 06:26 PM (D7oie)

3
I have arrived. You have my permission to begin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:26 PM (QnmlO)

4 Holy Cow! Two FIRSTS on the early evening threads two days in a row! I won't ask what I have won. I want CBD to surprise me.

Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:26 PM (aBgBM)

5 woah, not sure what happened there

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (D7oie)

6 Back again...

I was whipping up dinner.

I put some shredded carrots in my spaghetti sauce.

Is that a Forbidden Cookery like putting carrots in chili?

Will the Cosa Nostra make me sleep with the fishes?

Or, am I within the bounds of all that is right and good?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (iJfKG)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (D7oie)

8 Huh?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (+JUfx)

9 bold strategy

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (D7oie)

10 debold?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (cduTK)

11 They don't make you leave the Virgin Islands after you get some?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (dGCAG)

12 I blame Gref.

Prove me wrong

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2025 06:28 PM (D7oie)

13 I guess I better cancel my trip.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:28 PM (dGCAG)

14 She literally cannot go a single little-streamed podcast without saying how much she hates her husband and wishes she hadn't had children.
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I have trouble blaming her.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 20, 2025 06:28 PM (od0dV)

15 And I don't care if Whitney Cummings is not a libtard anymore or not, she ain't funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:29 PM (dGCAG)

16 That's some sick shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2025 06:29 PM (Q4IgG)

17
Really, you can't get good help nowadays. Centering, holding, italicizing. There's been too much of that recently. I trust things will improve markedly in a very short time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:29 PM (QnmlO)

18 It went from all grey to all bold.

I am waiting for update -- third time's a charm!

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 20, 2025 06:31 PM (QvGVF)

19 I have trouble blaming her.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 20, 2025 06:28 PM (od0dV)

Her husband is a gay homosexual who loves the cock.

That can't be pleasant for a wife. Even one with a cock.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:31 PM (dGCAG)

20 Or, am I within the bounds of all that is right and good?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (iJfKG)

there is nothing wrong with putting pineapple on your pizza either, really.
Haters gonna hate, and honestly, these people celebrate polenta with red sauce like it is some sort of cultural achievement.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2025 06:31 PM (D7oie)

21 Allegedly.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:31 PM (dGCAG)

22
Even your autocorrect can't keep up with my thoughts. Do better, please. The alternatives need not be mentioned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:31 PM (QnmlO)

23 There's some sort of feud between Cummings and Roseanne or Roseanne just doesn't like her. But I've heard her go off about her.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2025 06:32 PM (cduTK)

24 That Plaskett person isn’t a pom-pom, she’s a dick. Bessent is the most unassuming, polite Treasury Secretary in the history of the country. She is embarrassing.

Posted by: EveR at June 20, 2025 06:32 PM (Z/h4+)

25 Can someone at least tune the damn guitar before he makes a fucking embarrassment of himself ?

Posted by: jsg at June 20, 2025 06:32 PM (iGK7y)

26 That's a bold statement.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 20, 2025 06:33 PM (/8Jbh)

27 Oh, come on. Admit it. When Benny Hill put on a dress, none of us could tell him from Diana Darvey.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 20, 2025 06:34 PM (od0dV)

28
Comediennes. You smile politely, not because they're funny but because it's rude to give expression to your true feelings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:34 PM (QnmlO)

29 I don't have much use for this "Screw Your Freedoms" jackass. But he did embarrass Jimmy Kimmel by refusing to go along with his nightly two minute hate.

He wasn't the first Austrian to say this.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 20, 2025 06:35 PM (M0V4/)

30 ...as their paid psychiatrist pretends to, that they are totally passing for the opposite sex.
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Yet again proving the wisdom the Princess Bride.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 20, 2025 06:35 PM (ITkJX)

31 Oh, come on. Admit it. When Benny Hill put on a dress, none of us could tell him from Diana Darvey.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 20, 2025 06:34 PM (od0dV)

No idea who Diana Darvey is, but I will say, when the Pythons dressed up as women, Eric Idle was the best looking.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:36 PM (dGCAG)

32 >>Actress/comedian/showrunner Whitney Cummings says she used to be a "libtard" but since she's had kids she's increasingly based.

She said this purely to get attention. When the Usual Suspects begin bashing her online, she'll use that to get more attention. According to plan. She will say people misunderstood what she said, please don't think she's not a libtard!

Attention whores gonna whore for attention. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:37 PM (aBgBM)

33 The Libs of Tik Tok post went bye-bye.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 20, 2025 06:37 PM (qBdHI)

34 Really, you can't get good help nowadays. Centering, holding, italicizing. There's been too much of that recently. I trust things will improve markedly in a very short time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:29 PM (QnmlO)
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Pixy's illegal immigrant hamsters that normally take care of formatting have been rounded up and deported.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2025 06:38 PM (IBQGV)

35 Michelle Obama doesn't need to get a bunch of dick to cuck her husband like Jada Pinkett-Smith does, because Big Mike has his own.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 20, 2025 06:38 PM (M0V4/)

36 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 20, 2025 06:38 PM (jc0TO)

37 Comediennes. You smile politely, not because they're funny but because it's rude to give expression to your true feelings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:34 PM (QnmlO)

There are more than a few, if I were in their presence, I would laugh.

Not for the funny, don't be silly, but in case they might give me some nookie. I wouldn't toss Whitney out of bed.

Or Iliza Shlesinger.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:38 PM (dGCAG)

38 Why do leftwing women all curse like they have Tourette's and casually threaten violence?
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There's a certain demographic, that voted 95% for Kamala, for which this behavior is viewed as "being authentic."

Playing down to the lowest-common denominator.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2025 06:39 PM (rOVb5)

39 What in the hell is wrong with Josh Hawley calling for an increase in the Fed minimum wage to $15 /hr ?

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 06:39 PM (rWvc2)

40 Whitney Cummings may not be liked.

I like her. She's a mom. She woke up.

We all have our own path.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 20, 2025 06:39 PM (ZmEVT)

41 12 I blame Gref.

Prove me wrong

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2025 06:28 PM (D7oie)

It was the fault of n the troll! Swearsies!

Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:39 PM (aBgBM)

42 Things that make you go hummm? 5.2 earthquake in Central Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 06:40 PM (ZIggv)

43 Leftists are running amok and no one stopping them

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2025 06:40 PM (+qU29)

44 >> He literally cannot go a single little-streamed podcast without saying how much she hates her husband and wishes she hadn't had children.

FIFY. It’s Big Mike.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 20, 2025 06:41 PM (NN56K)

45 >>>She literally cannot go a single little-streamed podcast without saying how much she hates her husband and wishes she hadn't had children.

*Spoiler Alert*

"She" didn't. They must have adopted.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 20, 2025 06:41 PM (vlXMQ)

46 > An elementary school teacher brags about all the gay/trans propaganda she's spreading to her students, including having them watch a drag queen video.

It's even worse than that. She's a KINDERGARTEN teacher. She's propagandizing kids who believe everything an authority figure tells them.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2025 06:42 PM (lIio7)

47 Only females can have children.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2025 06:42 PM (5xNsa)

48 Good to see that the left and wokesters seem to be falling out of favor. However they could start doing something even more insane that could actually be deadly. Desperation does that to crazy people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2025 06:42 PM (IG2sK)

49 The bold type is just the exuberance of the moment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2025 06:42 PM (0sNs1)

50 >Actress/comedian/showrunner Whitney Cummings says she used to be a "libtard" but since she's had kids she's increasingly based.

I can actually see that. Two Broke Girls was unfunny sitcom and terrible acting but it definitely wasn't politically correct. It was trying to put Cummings stand up jokes into a sitcom. Did Not Work.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 06:43 PM (rWvc2)

51 Pum pum?

Who the hell uses this term?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2025 06:43 PM (lIio7)

52 Big Mike: Says the having children is the lowest thing in her life.

No. Having children is the best destiny of any woman. You are designed for it.

Big Mike: A boy would have been horrible.

You effing bitch.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 20, 2025 06:44 PM (ZmEVT)

53 Hank's commercial will play in his district.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 06:44 PM (K9XnW)

54 Fender and the SRV Estate should sue the use of that beautiful instrument in that terrible song/video.

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 06:44 PM (TN0g+)

55 Partly cloudy with a 79% chance of earthquakes this evening.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2025 06:44 PM (5xNsa)

56 Or, am I within the bounds of all that is right and good?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2025 06:27 PM (iJfKG)

well carrots are a bit sweet which might cut the acidity of tomato sauce.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+)

57 5.2?

Que nada.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 20, 2025 06:45 PM (ZmEVT)

58 I thought Hillary Clinton was unlikable . Big Mike is giving her a run for her money.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 06:45 PM (rWvc2)

59 The bold type is just the exuberance of the moment.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2025 06:42 PM (0sNs1)

Can't forcefully slam a phone down anymore. Gotta express one's self somehow.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:45 PM (dGCAG)

60 Only females can have children.
Posted by: Boss Moss

That's what you think.

Posted by: Gay dudes who buy children at June 20, 2025 06:45 PM (lIio7)

61 31 Oh, come on. Admit it. When Benny Hill put on a dress, none of us could tell him from Diana Darvey.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 20, 2025 06:34 PM (od0dV)

No idea who Diana Darvey is, but I will say, when the Pythons dressed up as women, Eric Idle was the best looking.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:36 PM (dGCAG)
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Do a search for her Benny Hill videos. Then thank me later.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 20, 2025 06:45 PM (od0dV)

62 Yes. Jihad just means struggle. It's harmless just like the german version - kampf.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2025 06:45 PM (3R4hO)

63 Pum pum?

Who the hell uses this term?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2025 06:43 PM

Stacey Plaskett, apparently. Perchance it's a localized slang term of the Virgin Islands?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2025 06:45 PM (0sNs1)

64 Sons? If ANY photos existed of BigMike at any point in his pregnancy before, or immediately after proudly holding his daughters, you think the MSM wouldn't have had those showcased in various pubs? I'm sure they just chose not to, sure.

Posted by: Taxation without Reparation at June 20, 2025 06:46 PM (AN+ve)

65 Pum pum?

Who the hell uses this term?
Posted by: bonhomme

Zug zug

Posted by: Ringo Starr in Caveman at June 20, 2025 06:46 PM (M0V4/)

66 Wow, Hank...oh, my.

Holy...you didn't even tune the thing! LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 20, 2025 06:46 PM (h7ZuX)

67 >>What in the hell is wrong with Josh Hawley calling for an increase in the Fed minimum wage to $15 /hr ?

Federal Employee Unions. That's what's wrong with it.

Get rid of the Unions and I will change my mind.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:46 PM (MmNOR)

68 The HIFI has left the LUAU.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2025 06:46 PM (5xNsa)

69 I thought Hillary Clinton was unlikable . Big Mike is giving her a run for her money.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 06:45 PM (rWvc2)

Hillory is a serial killer.

I don't think Big Mike has the drive to kill anyone.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:46 PM (dGCAG)

70 You know who else spoke in positive Austrian affirmations.

Posted by: toby928 at June 20, 2025 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

71 Makes me wonder just how fucked up Barry actually is. Michelle grew up lower middle class and now she's one of the wealthiest women in the world and she despises the guy who gave her everything. She doesn't even try to hide it.

He must be a whole lot worse in private than even I thought he was.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 06:47 PM (viF8m)

72 And I don't care if Whitney Cummings is not a libtard anymore or not, she ain't funny.
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That Two Broke Girls show might be the single unfunniest "comedy" I have ever spent 5 minutes attempting to watch.

And that includes all of those other terrible shows that inexplicably appear in regular rotation on the "LAFF" channel.

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

73 >>Fender and the SRV Estate should sue the use of that beautiful instrument in that terrible song/video.

The 1st year ones are the ones you want.

Or, a Masterbuilt from the C Shop.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:47 PM (MmNOR)

74 I see Hank Johnson is all in on using the new TPS cover sheets.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at June 20, 2025 06:48 PM (wVcYX)

75 >>That Two Broke Girls show might be the single unfunniest "comedy" I have ever spent 5 minutes attempting to watch.

That one chick had a great pair of tits, tho.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:48 PM (MmNOR)

76 >>>“But once you have a kid, you start having thoughts that have been characterized as conservative.” Even wanting a gun

Heh. Once she had a kid, she realized she wanted a gun.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 20, 2025 06:48 PM (vlXMQ)

77
The Democrats Doom Loop continues apace...

These stupidassholes still believe they are just one viral video, just one riot, just one hoax, just one dead black thug, just one fake investigation away from defeating Our Favorite President(tm).

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 20, 2025 06:48 PM (NgOuo)

78 Hank blew my sound system. Couldn't hear a word Whitney Cummings said.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 06:49 PM (K9XnW)

79 Pum pum?

Who the hell uses this term?
Posted by: bonhomme

Zug zug
Posted by: Ringo Starr in Caveman at June 20, 2025 06:46 PM (M0V4/)

Bunga Bunga

Posted by: South Pacific Island Chief at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (wVcYX)

80 Someone listened to that Hank shit and thought it sounded good.

That person will not be admitted to Heaven.

Posted by: jsg at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (iGK7y)

81 That one chick had a great pair of tits, tho.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:48 PM (MmNOR)

And the other had a great pair of legs.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (rWvc2)

82 Michelle having a son would have been quite the miracle, given that she lacks the necessary reproductive organs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
she's a man, baby!
I saw her penis on Ellen at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (AUL7F)

83 You look - not so mahvelous.

Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

84 Heh. Once she had a kid, she realized she wanted a gun.
Posted by: No Name Today
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Nest preservation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (K9XnW)

85 When the Nazis talk about the "Final Solution", they don't really mean to exterminate all the Jews in the world, they really mean a resettlement of European Jews to lands East and Madagascar, where they would live in peace and harmony with nature.

Posted by: MSNBC 1942 at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

86 “… This is a moment of crisis that requires Congress to act decisively in order to ensure the safety of every single Member who serves in the People’s House,” they said in a joint statement.”
__________________________________

The above is part of a statement made by Jefferies and two other democrats relative to the lunatic running Max Miller off the road and threatening to kill his family and him. My concern is, other than stopping the gaslighting of their constituency to act in such a way, Congress should take exactly zero action on what is a law enforcement matter.

My impression is that Jefferies and the other self-important congresscritters are going to push for legislation that gives added elitist protection to themselves. This is a growing trend across the globe...world governments are pushing to make it illegal to criticize politicians. Parts of Canada already do this. UK is debating this.

Posted by: Orson at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (dIske)

87
What a thoroughly miserable excuse for a human being Big Mike the Wookie is.

I imagine they mutually antagonized each other all the time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 20, 2025 06:51 PM (xG4kz)

88 Stacey Plaskett, apparently. Perchance it's a localized slang term of the Virgin Islands?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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The interwebs say it's used throughout the Carribean, and particularly Jamaica.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 20, 2025 06:51 PM (ITkJX)

89
He must be a whole lot worse in private than even I thought he was.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 06:47 PM (viF8m)

__________

You may refer to your spouse to others with exasperated affection, but no decent person denigrates them publicly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:51 PM (QnmlO)

90 Bucky didn't really go to a farm upstate to run and play with the other dogs.

Posted by: Spoiler at June 20, 2025 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

91 Heh.
Mrs.D just saw a.meme about the Dodgers. The subject was how the Dodgers were going to have an antifa bobble head night. A perfect burn on them and the media for their lies about ICE using Dodger stadium to round up illegals. Apparently a couple ICE dudes used the parking lot to link up.
The bobble head was hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2025 06:52 PM (W/lyH)

92 You may refer to your spouse to others with exasperated affection, but no decent person denigrates them publicly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:51 PM (QnmlO)

This X Eleventy.

Posted by: jsg at June 20, 2025 06:52 PM (iGK7y)

93 46 > An elementary school teacher brags about all the gay/trans propaganda she's spreading to her students, including having them watch a drag queen video.

It's even worse than that. She's a KINDERGARTEN teacher. She's propagandizing kids who believe everything an authority figure tells them.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2025 06:42 PM (lIio7)

I read this on Insty, I think. Why do we never hear about drag queens reading books to temporary blind people in the hospital, or to people in nursing homes who have extreme vision problems or cannot easily turn pages in a book, or reading to all sorts of temporary or permanently disabled people? Why do we only hear about drag queens reading dodgy books to little kids? Is that the only audience drag queens want to read to? Makes a person wonder what's going on.

Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:52 PM (aBgBM)

94 Orson probably but wouldn't pass

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2025 06:52 PM (+qU29)

95 >>My impression is that Jefferies and the other self-important congresscritters are going to push for legislation that gives added elitist protection to themselves. This is a growing trend across the globe...world governments are pushing to make it illegal to criticize politicians. Parts of Canada already do this. UK is debating this.

It would have happened here. But we won.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 06:52 PM (viF8m)

96 I care more about pulling the spike drag through the pasture to break up the shit piles than I do about big Mike.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 06:52 PM (ZIggv)

97 Could use a few prayers for Brit Lass. We've been in ER for five hours. Precautionary so far.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2025 06:53 PM (3R4hO)

98 Madagascar, where they would live in peace and harmony with nature.
Posted by: MSNBC 1942 at June 20, 2025 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

Would be have interesting to see what a Jewish State could have turned Madagascar into.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 06:53 PM (rWvc2)

99 Fender and the SRV Estate should sue the use of that beautiful instrument in that terrible song/video.

The 1st year ones are the ones you want.

Or, a Masterbuilt from the C Shop.
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Yes! I'm a Strat guy through and through--if you said you were gifting me 5 electric guitars of my choosing, I'd pick 5 Strats (probably an Eric Johnson signature, a Clapton signature, a Robin Trower Signature, and then figure out the other 2 later).

Interestingly (to some), the SRV signature includes a Pao Ferro fretboard. And yet when the Fender Player Strat switched from Rosewood to Pao Ferro a couple of years ago, people whined that Pau Ferro was somehow a downgrade of material.

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 06:53 PM (TN0g+)

100 Could use a few prayers for Brit Lass. We've been in ER for five hours. Precautionary so far.
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2025 06:53 PM

You got it.

Posted by: toby928 at June 20, 2025 06:54 PM (jc0TO)

101 Holy Cow! Two FIRSTS on the early evening threads two days in a row! I won't ask what I have won. I want CBD to surprise me.
Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:26 PM (aBgBM)

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Just to clarify/confirm, you want Charlie Brown's Dildo to surprise you?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 20, 2025 06:54 PM (kOluj)

102 100 Could use a few prayers for Brit Lass. We've been in ER for five hours. Precautionary so far.
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2025 06:53 PM

Prayers for a positive outcome

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2025 06:54 PM (VE6XX)

103 I read this on Insty, I think. Why do we never hear about drag queens reading books to temporary blind people in the hospital, or to people in nursing homes who have extreme vision problems or cannot easily turn pages in a book, or reading to all sorts of temporary or permanently disabled people? Why do we only hear about drag queens reading dodgy books to little kids? Is that the only audience drag queens want to read to? Makes a person wonder what's going on.
Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:52 PM (aBgBM)

No, we all know what is going on.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2025 06:54 PM (8avO+)

104 Gref nails it. Best question of the year.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 06:54 PM (ZIggv)

105 Living with a malignant narcissist and having to keep up "appearances" doesn't bring out the best in people.

Posted by: pawn, one of many at June 20, 2025 06:54 PM (QB+5g)

106 >> I'm a Strat guy through and through--if you said you were gifting me 5 electric guitars of my choosing, I'd pick 5 Strats (probably an Eric Johnson signature, a Clapton signature, a Robin Trower Signature, and then figure out the other 2 later).

I always liked the Jeff Beck Strats a lot.

And I couldn't be without a Jazzmaster, so a J Mascis C. Shop would be imperative.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:55 PM (MmNOR)

107 > That Two Broke Girls show might be the single unfunniest "comedy" I have ever spent 5 minutes attempting to watch.

Not even Kat Dennings' magnificent rack could keep me watching that aggressively awful crap. It wasn't just unfunny like Night Court or Friends. It was like someone was holding the writers hostage and they were trying to get someone to check why they weren't writing jokes.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2025 06:55 PM (lIio7)

108 He must be a whole lot worse in private than even I thought he was.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 06:47 PM (viF8m)

It's like when Bill Gates' ex says something about not sharing his values.

I mean, these women are evil, but we can't even imagine some of the things they've seen their husbands do.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

109 ..., you got it. Prayers ascending and a hug for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (ZIggv)

110
On the other hand, why don't faith-healing ministers perform their miracles in hospitals?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (QnmlO)

111 In the Transgender Age, psychiatrists have a new imperative: Don't teach patients how to adapt to the world, but tell them instead that the world is obligated to adapt to them.

To continue a thought from the last thread, the reason I'm against putting teeth into involuntary confinement and expanding the empire of mental health is because I know damn good and well who will end up being labeled mentally ill by modern psychiatry, the expert class, and the state: people who won't take mandated shots and use others' preferred pronouns etc.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
she's a man, baby!
I saw her penis on Ellen at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (AUL7F)

112
40 Year Old Mystery Forgotten Lyrics!

Is it cloak and dagger
Could it be spring or fall?
I walk without a cut
Through a stained glass wall
Weaker in my eyesight
The candle in my grip
And words that have no form
Are falling from my lips

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (NgOuo)

113 But. The BEST Strats are the Set Neck Strats that came out of the John Page Custom Shop.

Most were built by Suhr and Gene Baker. And most were Super Strats...

Incredible Guitars. Some of the best Fenders ever built.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (MmNOR)

114 Count me as one of the people who doesn't Michelle is a man. I just think she's possibly and understandably upset and let down that she is married to a man who's gay who doesn't really love her, but agreed to marry her to further his political ambitions. I don' know why she doesn't want to be a mother? Kids too much like Barack personality wise?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (2GCMq)

115 Living with a malignant narcissist and having to keep up "appearances" doesn't bring out the best in people.
Posted by: pawn, one of many at June 20, 2025 06:54 PM (QB+5g)

She's never had a good appearance. She's got more whine in her than Napa Valley and more race cards than all the Olympics combined.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (rWvc2)

116 > And the other had a great pair of legs.

I saw her briefly in some other show called Welcome to the Neighborhood. Her butt was HUGE!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2025 06:57 PM (lIio7)

117 'Why do leftwing women all curse like they have Tourette's and casually threaten violence?'

Because they think it makes them sound badass instead the low quality pussy-pass abusers that they really are.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 06:57 PM (3wi/L)

118
speaking of Democrat douches...

tonight is technically "Summer's Eve," yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 20, 2025 06:57 PM (NgOuo)

119 >>Posted by: Soothsayer at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (NgOuo)

I hate that fucking song.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:57 PM (MmNOR)

120 I always liked the Jeff Beck Strats a lot.
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Absolutely! If you haven't seen Jeff Beck's live performance at Ronnie Scott's, you need to--I have it on DVD and I'm glad I do!

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 06:57 PM (TN0g+)

121 Posted by: ... at June 20, 2025 06:53 PM

Of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 06:58 PM (2GCMq)

122 polynikes, well done.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 06:58 PM (ZIggv)

123
Does anyone really think Michelle without Barry would be a pleasant, well-adjusted lady and mother?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 06:58 PM (QnmlO)

124 Meh, Not so much a Strat guy.
Give me a Japanese Wizard neck all day long.

Posted by: jsg at June 20, 2025 06:58 PM (iGK7y)

125 122 polynikes, well done.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 06:58 PM (ZIggv)

yes.. Bravo

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2025 06:58 PM (VE6XX)

126 That Two Broke Girls show might be the single unfunniest "comedy" I have ever spent 5 minutes attempting to watch.

And that includes all of those other terrible shows that inexplicably appear in regular rotation on the "LAFF" channel.
Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

That's five minutes more than I ever saw.

I just tried to watch her standup, because somebody said something or other online about her, and she's good looking.

Bleh.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 06:58 PM (dGCAG)

127 Hey Rep Stacy Plaskett, how you doin?

Posted by: Nathan Wade at June 20, 2025 06:59 PM (wVcYX)

128 If you want a great sleeper Fender, the Japanese C Shop did a run of Set Neck Teles that uniformly kill.

Honestly, the 90s Jap C Shop might have been the best iteration of the C Shop.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:59 PM (MmNOR)

129 101 Holy Cow! Two FIRSTS on the early evening threads two days in a row! I won't ask what I have won. I want CBD to surprise me.
Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:26 PM (aBgBM)

--------

Just to clarify/confirm, you want Charlie Brown's Dildo to surprise you?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 20, 2025 06:54 PM (kOluj)

I've met him. He is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

Now I will get back to playing solitaire.

Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2025 06:59 PM (aBgBM)

130
For garrett:

white skin...

and linen...

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 20, 2025 06:59 PM (NgOuo)

131 'The leftwing propaganda entertainment media has turned on Disney and even Kaffeine Kennedy.'

Haha. Ace and his Disney.
He just can't help himself.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 06:59 PM (3wi/L)

132 "...these women are evil, but we can't even imagine some of the things they've seen their husbands do."

Mooch and Hillary have been publicly betrayed by their spouses, remember Black Eye-d and Bandaid-ed Barry following the dead chef incident, and during his white house years, Barry going without Mooch on a vacation to some tropical clime with Reggie Love.

Hillary...there's no understanding what Bill has put her through, unless that was the whole point of his adulteries, to humiliate her; "That'll teach ya!"

Yep...money and mansions can't buy happiness.

Posted by: ju at June 20, 2025 06:59 PM (vgX6l)

133 >>If you haven't seen Jeff Beck's live performance at Ronnie Scott's, you need to--I have it on DVD and I'm glad I do!

I have the LP Set.

Saw Jeff a few times. Once with SRV. Guy was an absolute Alien.

Easily the best of the best.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:00 PM (MmNOR)

134 you want a great sleeper Fender, the Japanese C Shop did a run of Set Neck Teles that uniformly kill.

Honestly, the 90s Jap C Shop might have been the best iteration of the C Shop.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 06:59 PM (MmNOR)

More pinball talk , less guitar.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 07:01 PM (rWvc2)

135 I don' know why she doesn't want to be a mother? Kids too much like Barack personality wise?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (2GCMq)

Not to diagnose over the internet, but if she IS a narcissist, that's the answer.

They don't love their kids, they don't love anybody. Everyone exists to please them, or they have no use for them.

And when those kids grow up, they tend to turn out to be monsters.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

136 It wasn't just unfunny like Night Court or Friends.
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Its funny you mention Night Court. One of those up-the-dial channels carries it and I've tried a couple of times to endure it...and I can't, not even with Markie Post. Its just not funny, kinda like Ace's favorite Margaret Cho.

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 07:01 PM (TN0g+)

137 Noted that the "pride" babysitter uses the spelling "colour"

That's ok in the Seattle area?

Posted by: Man at June 20, 2025 07:01 PM (tubbA)

138
Is everyone barking mad except us?

Posted by: fourseasons at June 20, 2025 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

139 A "Hey Joe" parody would have worked a lot better with Biden.

"Hey, Joe! Where ya goin' with that shit in your pants?"

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 20, 2025 07:01 PM (cct0t)

140 Count me as one of the people who doesn't Michelle is a man. I just think she's possibly and understandably upset and let down that she is married to a man who's gay who doesn't really love her, but agreed to marry her to further his political ambitions. I don' know why she doesn't want to be a mother? Kids too much like Barack personality wise?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (2GCMq)

Seems odd for the crash to come this late...either right after the second term exit, or stay on in other houses most of the time to keep appearances.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2025 07:02 PM (8avO+)

141 >>More pinball talk , less guitar.

I got an American Pinball 'Hot Wheels' dropped off here a couple weeks ago.
Friend ran out of room, so it is set up in my shop for now...pretty fun game.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:02 PM (MmNOR)

142 Fen have no idea but maybe the daughters are gone, Barky does what he wants so she is regretting lots of life choices?

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2025 07:02 PM (+qU29)

143 107
'Not even Kat Dennings' magnificent rack could keep me watching that aggressively awful crap. It wasn't just unfunny like Night Court or Friends. It was like someone was holding the writers hostage and they were trying to get someone to check why they weren't writing jokes.'

You watch it with the sound on?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 07:02 PM (3wi/L)

144 Arnold being deported: "Ahll be bach."

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2025 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

145 I hate that fucking song.
Posted by: garrett
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What he said.

But I like a lot of their funky bass tunes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (ITkJX)

146 I wish the Plover didn't until a thread was dead to post, but it is his way.

311 Their next in Hawaii throwing the Democrat Jackass in the Volcano
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at June 20, 2025 06:11 PM (wGqjj)

Posted by: toby928 at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

147 140 Count me as one of the people who doesn't Michelle is a man. I just think she's possibly and understandably upset and let down that she is married to a man who's gay who doesn't really love her, but agreed to marry her to further his political ambitions. I don' know why she doesn't want to be a mother? Kids too much like Barack personality wise?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 06:56 PM (2GCMq)

I'm not infallible.
I concede that she might just have a nine-inch clitoris. Nature can be terrifying.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
she's a man, baby!
I saw her penis on Ellen at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (AUL7F)

148 71 Makes me wonder just how fucked up Barry actually is. Michelle grew up lower middle class and now she's one of the wealthiest women in the world and she despises the guy who gave her everything. She doesn't even try to hide it.

He must be a whole lot worse in private than even I thought he was.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 06:47 PM (viF8m)

Or, as is often the case, no matter what he provides it isn't good enough. Not enough millions, not enough houses, not enough cars. Some women (and Big Mike) are just insatiable black holes of greed and ingratitude.

Posted by: I'm sure Barry is an insufferable jackass too but still at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (TbWk/)

149
Marital relations between Big Mike and Barky likely involved the two of them, naked, circling and feinting lunges at each other, in a game of "Squirrel". The one who succeeded in grabbing the other's nuts was free to crush them by as hard a squeeze as they could muster.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (xG4kz)

150 > And the other had a great pair of legs.

>>I saw her briefly in some other show called Welcome to the Neighborhood. Her butt was HUGE!

That goes really well with a nice set of legs.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (MmNOR)

151 Hillary...there's no understanding what Bill has put her through, unless that was the whole point of his adulteries, to humiliate her; "That'll teach ya!"

Yep...money and mansions can't buy happiness.
Posted by: ju at June 20, 2025 06:59 PM (vgX6l)

Word is, Hillory and Bill would go to Epstein's ranch in New Mexico, dress up like cowboys and pass the girls back and forth.

I don't think it ever bothered Hillory that Bill was dipping his wick elsewhere, only if he was getting some she wasn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (dGCAG)

152
I just think she's possibly and understandably upset and let down that she is married to a man who's gay who doesn't really love her

_________

Wait! Obama is gay? Stop the presses!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (QnmlO)

153 it is awkward having dinner with mooch and barry when they get into an argument over whether the son would have been more trayvon or barry.

Posted by: n at June 20, 2025 07:04 PM (KYQhI)

154 Hello Horde. My Week in Woke was spending 3 days at a conference in ATL with about 1000 leftists. 2 white presenters wished a room full of white people a Happy Juneteenth, and then proceeded to inform us that there is a large black population in ATL. But I only had to sit through one land acknowledgement.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:04 PM (DnMuk)

155 While my depends gently leak.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2025 07:04 PM (5xNsa)

156 Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

I don't know if she has NPD or not. I would not be at all surprised if Obama has it. And if she doesn't have NPD yes, she might have been happier with a normal life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 07:05 PM (2GCMq)

157 Hopefully Iran will stops its war of aggression against the innocent Israeli soldiers in Tehran.

Posted by: Eyes Rolling at June 20, 2025 07:05 PM (H+njS)

158 screaming in digital, let me pour you a libation.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 07:05 PM (ZIggv)

159 154 Hello Horde. My Week in Woke was spending 3 days at a conference in ATL with about 1000 leftists. 2 white presenters wished a room full of white people a Happy Juneteenth, and then proceeded to inform us that there is a large black population in ATL. But I only had to sit through one land acknowledgement.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:04 PM (DnMuk)

Wait, there's a large black population in ATL?! Stop the presses again!

Posted by: Breaking news! If you're an idiot... at June 20, 2025 07:05 PM (TbWk/)

160 Don't Fear The Crapper

Posted by: jsg at June 20, 2025 07:05 PM (iGK7y)

161 Gref @ 129

I was not casting shade on CBD - I was being a Moron and laughing at your phrasing (i.e. when spelling out his nic rather than abbreviating)

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 20, 2025 07:06 PM (kOluj)

162 Speaking of woke, the fundraising exec where I work is quitting to go work for planned nonparenthood
What are we get a not woke replacement?
*shakes magic 8 ball*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 20, 2025 07:06 PM (Splbu)

163 FTR - I tried really hard to get the Fender Custom Shop to build an Ike Turner Signature Model.

It became a running joke with me and John Page for a while.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:06 PM (MmNOR)

164 Marital relations between Big Mike and Barky likely involved the two of them, naked, circling and feinting lunges at each other, in a game of "Squirrel". The one who succeeded in grabbing the other's nuts was free to crush them by as hard a squeeze as they could muster.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (xG4kz)

Oh My!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at June 20, 2025 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

165 Count me as one of the people who doesn't Michelle is a man. I just think she's possibly and understandably upset and let down that she is married to a man who's gay who doesn't really love her, but agreed to marry her to further his political ambitions. I don' know why she doesn't want to be a mother? Kids too much like Barack personality wise?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.....

I just think she's a unhappy ingrate.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2025 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

166 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 07:03 PM (QnmlO)

Wasn't intended as a "Stop the Presses" comment. People here and elsewhere have been talking about it since before he became President, but of course he wouldn't have been elected as President in 2008 had he been openly gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 07:07 PM (2GCMq)

167 got an American Pinball 'Hot Wheels' dropped off here a couple weeks ago.
Friend ran out of room, so it is set up in my shop for now...pretty fun game.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:02 PM (MmNOR

Just watched the video. Lot going on. 6 multi ball Does look fun.

I'm still looking to get the 8 Ball machine (pool) . Are there different versions?

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 07:07 PM (rWvc2)

168 I don't know if she has NPD or not. I would not be at all surprised if Obama has it. And if she doesn't have NPD yes, she might have been happier with a normal life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 07:05 PM (2GCMq)

In her public pronouncements, it sure sounds like she does.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

169 Wait, there's a large black population in ATL?! Stop the presses again!
Posted by: Breaking news! If you're an idiot... at June 20, 2025 07:05 PM (TbWk/)

That why I like to get away to a cabin retreat in Tennessee most weekends.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at June 20, 2025 07:08 PM (wVcYX)

170 Posted by: wth at June 20, 2025 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

That as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 07:08 PM (2GCMq)

171 Just watched the video. Lot going on. 6 multi ball Does look fun.

It sure is!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 20, 2025 07:08 PM (TbWk/)

172 nd then proceeded to inform us that there is a large black population in ATL.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:04 PM

Nobody rode MARTA?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2025 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

173 There are good kids that come from bad families and bad kids that come from good families.

There are no rules about this where you can conveniently slap labels on people to support your narrative.

And I think it is entirely within possibilities that Michelle might have turned out different if she had married a decent man.

Posted by: pawn, one of many at June 20, 2025 07:09 PM (QB+5g)

174 Did anyone see the footage of Iran constructing buildings right in front of an innocent Israeli missile in a blatant terror attack against the missile?

Posted by: Eyes Rolling at June 20, 2025 07:10 PM (H+njS)

175 87
'
I imagine they mutually antagonized each other all the time.'

Barack had his play partner wear a Michelle mask when they played hide the sausage. And she caught them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 07:10 PM (3wi/L)

176 >>vI'm still looking to get the 8 Ball machine (pool) . Are there different versions?

Yes. There are 3-4 Eight Ball iterations.

The first has the Fonzie looking dude on the Backglass and is a bit less desirable than the 8 Ball Deluxe, which has the Cowboy / Marlboro Man looking guy on the glass.

Both were made in 2 different runs, iirc.

The Second 8 Ball Deluxe was in an odd cabinet with a different type of Digital Display than the original. But the Playfield layout and rules are the same.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:10 PM (MmNOR)

177 Oh My!
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at June 20, 2025 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

Speaking of, until the Republicans and/or right leaning media people start saying "For heaven's sake, can we all just acknowledge the Lindsay is a flaming homo," I'm not going to say anything about everyone on the left pretending Old Joe wasn't senile.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

178
tonight is technically "Summer's Eve," yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer

I guess it is and, hey, all of the disposable douches will be out and about!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 20, 2025 07:11 PM (xG4kz)

179 And I think it is entirely within possibilities that Michelle might have turned out different if she had married a decent man.
Posted by: pawn,

And Barack might have turned out decent if he hadn't had a commie mom and been abused by creepy old men

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 20, 2025 07:11 PM (Splbu)

180
Marital relations between Big Mike and Barky likely involved the two of them, naked,

________

Well, there's a mental picture that will ruin your appetite.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2025 07:11 PM (QnmlO)

181 Ben Had, make it a double. Is it October yet?

On the plus side, I saw an old friend there that I wasn't expecting to see. A rare non-leftist librarian and even a shootin' librarian. I'm trying to talk her into coming to TX MoMe X.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:11 PM (DnMuk)

182 Speaking of woke, the fundraising exec where I work is quitting to go work for planned nonparenthood
-----------
You know, sometimes people are young and in dire circumstances, and struggle with what to do when facing a momentous choice and know that they can't hardly keep food on their on table, much less plan for a child. And sometimes those people make *unfortunate* choices.

But if you quit a paying job to go to work for planned parenthood, you might as well just go for it and have 666 carved into your forehead--you're of the devil and have no defense for it.

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 07:11 PM (TN0g+)

183 Speaking of, until the Republicans and/or right leaning media people start saying "For heaven's sake, can we all just acknowledge the Lindsay is a flaming homo," I'm not going to say anything about everyone on the left pretending Old Joe wasn't senile.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

Yo I got news for ya

Posted by: Ice-T at June 20, 2025 07:11 PM (TbWk/)

184 I care more about pulling the spike drag through the pasture to break up the shit piles than I do about big Mike.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 06:52 PM (ZIggv)

Lol, Ben Had! Just the other day I made reference to a spike drag when a friend sent me the "Dodge Ram Protest Edition" meme. I told him it needs a spike drag section welded to the grill guard...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 20, 2025 07:12 PM (kOluj)

185 screaming in digital, I hope she will join us.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 07:12 PM (ZIggv)

186 108
'I mean, these women are evil, but we can't even imagine some of the things they've seen their husbands do.'

I could. See 175.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L)

187 >>Or, as is often the case, no matter what he provides it isn't good enough. Not enough millions, not enough houses, not enough cars. Some women (and Big Mike) are just insatiable black holes of greed and ingratitude.

Barry is a retarded dipshit but he was the actual President of the United States. Got the house and plane and everything. It almost doesn't matter how much money he has, he never has to spend any of it.

Until we get a president of the planet that's pretty much the tits. This is more than money. She must have caught him with flipping eggs with the recently departed chef or something.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (viF8m)

188 I would have liked the Max Miller video better if he didn’t mention a fight against “Islamophobia.” Cuckish.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (5cl3b)

189 165 Count me as one of the people who doesn't Michelle is a man. I just think she's possibly and understandably upset and let down that she is married to a man who's gay who doesn't really love her, but agreed to marry her to further his political ambitions. I don' know why she doesn't want to be a mother? Kids too much like Barack personality wise?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------------------------------

That doesn't fly too well. It was an arranged marriage, she knew what she was getting into. Since the marriage she's lived the life of a prima donna - the best food, clothes, living arrangements, people to associate with Not counting the hundreds of paid for foreign vacations with family and friends to the most exotic, expensive and beautiful places in the world - Without Barry.

She's an ungrateful, ungracious, hateful shrew.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (K9XnW)

190 And Barack might have turned out decent if he hadn't had a commie mom and been abused by creepy old men
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 20, 2025 07:11 PM (Splbu)

Why, it's almost like you CAN predict how people are going to turn out, by how they're raised.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

191 Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:10 PM (MmNOR)

I think the one I'm looking for is the first iteration. A Bally from the 70's.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 07:14 PM (rWvc2)

192 Things that make you go hummm? 5.2 earthquake in Central Iran.
Posted by: Ben Had
......

Those poor underground nuclear weapon workers must have lost their shit. BTW do they wear hard hats or kevlar turbans?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2025 07:14 PM (UjdFS)

193 FTR - I tried really hard to get the Fender Custom Shop to build an Ike Turner Signature Model.

It became a running joke with me and John Page for a while.
--------
Lol! I can imagine the "specs".

I've mentioned before that I've been banned in at least 3 guitar forums. Strat Talk is one, the Gear Page Forum is another, and the Telecaster Guitar forum. I think I'm unbanned at the last one, but I have no interest in returning.

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 07:14 PM (TN0g+)

194 Matthew Kant Cipher, I really hope to have you join us.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 07:15 PM (ZIggv)

195 And I think it is entirely within possibilities that Michelle might have turned out different if she had married a decent man.
Posted by: pawn, one of many at June 20, 2025 07:09 PM (QB+5g)
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I don't think people on the outside understand how miserable politicians actually are. That's why they get drunk all the time, to numb the pain. They love the power, but are constantly afraid of being knocked down the ladder for good.

Michelle obviously was playing a role, one she hated, and it's interesting that she has said that their kids were made via IVG, which is not something you put out if there are rumors your husband is gay - unless you hate him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 20, 2025 07:15 PM (ZOv7s)

196 She's an ungrateful, ungracious, hateful shrew.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (K9XnW)

Yep. Regardless of how much of dick Barry is. These things are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: In parallel if not in concert at June 20, 2025 07:15 PM (TbWk/)

197 On the plus side, I saw an old friend there that I wasn't expecting to see. A rare non-leftist librarian and even a shootin' librarian. I'm trying to talk her into coming to TX MoMe X.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:11 PM

Dang. We're going to have to polish u[ our shoes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2025 07:15 PM (0sNs1)

198 I could. See 175.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L)

Sounds like any Tuesday. I mean the really.... REALLY dark stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:15 PM (dGCAG)

199 >>I think the one I'm looking for is the first iteration. A Bally from the 70's.

That one is usually pretty easy to find and generally affordable.

The first iteration of 8 Ball Deluxe is the ealry 80s and commands a premium.

Though BOTh had BIG production numbers.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:16 PM (MmNOR)

200 >>>Until we get a president of the planet that's pretty much the tits. This is more than money. She must have caught him with flipping eggs with the recently departed chef or something.
Posted by: JackStraw
------------------------

She knew he was faggot before she married him.
Heavens, the kids were IVF.
If Moose ever had sex it wasn't with him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 07:16 PM (K9XnW)

201 That one chick had a great pair of tits, tho.

That's the chick that played Darcy in the first couple of Thor movies. Great rack but that voice...

Posted by: Nelly at June 20, 2025 07:16 PM (cHLus)

202
But I only had to sit through one land acknowledgement.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Did they apologize to Pogo the Possum, Albert the Alligator, and all their Okefenokee Swamp pals for appropriating their lands and then rendering them a 2-D caricatures?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 20, 2025 07:16 PM (xG4kz)

203 Bill Clinton fucked Hillary only one more time than Lightbringer fucked Moochelle

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 20, 2025 07:17 PM (5cl3b)

204 >>Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 07:14 PM (TN0g+)

Guitar Forums and Audiophile Forums are so infiltrated with Lefty Douchenozzles it isn't even funny.

I was a member of the PRS Forum which became the Gear Page...banned from both at one time or another.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:17 PM (MmNOR)

205 The Obama kids were IVF? First I've heard that.

Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2025 07:17 PM (i0F8b)

206 That one chick had a great pair of tits, tho.

That's the chick that played Darcy in the first couple of Thor movies. Great rack but that voice...
Posted by: Nelly at June 20, 2025 07:16 PM (cHLus)

She was the daughter in 40 Year Old Virgin. She acted a lot better in that movie.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2025 07:17 PM (rWvc2)

207 The supreme court ruled today that energy producers can challenge CA's stupid commie eco auto mandates that have been imposed by the EPA.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2025 07:18 PM (cduTK)

208 Dang. We're going to have to polish u[ our shoes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Nah, just put on pants.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:18 PM (DnMuk)

209 I saw Two Broke Girls once while channel surfing.

Within the 10 seconds that I was watching they swooned about the dreamy chocolate jesus.

That's my 10 seconds of knowledge of Two Broke Girls.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2025 07:18 PM (fV+MH)

210 "Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure"

Haven't seen this term in a while and welcome it back to my tiny brain, Ace.

I argued with my husband that the 5.1 earthquake could be something not natural. I said there are weapons no one knows about and will stick to this. Altho I could not find Tehran on an unmarked map if my life depended on it. Nor if the earthquake was near the mountain cave thing. Time will tell once the dust settles, hopefully on some moo-lahs.

I am following the renewed murder case of Barry Morphew who was re-arrested/indicted for the murder of his wife. I get into the weeds with some cases and this was one of them. I want this guy to rot.

The other case I follow is the murders of the Idaho college students by a serial killer wanna be, but only did it once. This guy creeps me out. I hate him, too. Mostly because he is probably guilty of murder, but also because he is butt ugly. I pick and choose who I want to be shot by firing squad.

Just another hobby in the heat of the summer preventing me from working outside.

Happy Friday! We survived another week of the potential for sudden jihad!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 20, 2025 07:18 PM (6PCLE)

211 203 Bill Clinton fucked Hillary only one more time than Lightbringer fucked Moochelle
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 20, 2025 07:17 PM (5cl3b)

Web Hubbell did the honors.

Posted by: Family resemblance at June 20, 2025 07:19 PM (TbWk/)

212 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (K9XnW)

I don't like her personality I don't like what she says, but she's the one who knows if Barack is gay or bisexual and I'm sure he can and probably did a convincing routine of "I love you Michelle" and be Mr Charm if he needed her to fall for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2025 07:19 PM (2GCMq)

213 Obama has sex with men daily, but only in his mind, according to him. What babe wouldn't want to be hooked up with such a man's man?!?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
she's a man, baby!
I saw her penis on Ellen at June 20, 2025 07:19 PM (AUL7F)

214 >>That's my 10 seconds of knowledge of Two Broke Girls.

The entire premise of that show was ridiculous.

They were easily attractive enough that they were only broke by choice.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:19 PM (MmNOR)

215 Mooch deserves knowing that her husband would rather Jerk off in a cup than fuck her.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 07:19 PM (ZIggv)

216 Thanks everyone. So far so good, they're just running more tests but honestly at the mo it seems like something of nothing and the doctor is a star.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2025 07:19 PM (3R4hO)

217 The Obama kids were IVF? First I've heard that.
Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2025 07:17 PM (i0F8b)

I don't know about all that, but I think it was credibly argued that Michael Jackson never put his thingy in an adult woman his entire life, and that his children (child?) was milked out of him.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:19 PM (dGCAG)

218 Dang. We're going to have to polish u[ our shoes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Nah, just put on pants.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:18 PM (DnMuk)
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Lets not be hasty here. It's not Sunday.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (IBQGV)

219 Did they apologize to Pogo the Possum, Albert the Alligator, and all their Okefenokee Swamp pals for appropriating their lands and then rendering them a 2-D caricatures?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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*takes notes for my next presentation*

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (DnMuk)

220 unless you hate him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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She hates you as much as she hates Barry.
She hates America as much as she hates Barry.
She's a roaring thunderball of hate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (K9XnW)

221 The other case I follow is the murders of the Idaho college students by a serial killer wanna be, but only did it once. This guy creeps me out. I hate him, too. Mostly because he is probably guilty of murder, but also because he is butt ugly. I pick and choose who I want to be shot by firing squad.
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Wow, time flies--I had forgotten about him. I wonder how guilty his folks were in the cover-up?

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

222 She wouldn't feel that pencil dick anyway.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (UjdFS)

223 If you haven't gunned up and don't carry (and haven't started training to carry a handgun)....I don't know what more I can say. And what the world can tell ya.

Head on a swivel. And anyone worth shooting is worth shooting a whole lot, so (buy) and carry spare ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (xcxpd)

224 Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 07:14 PM (TN0g+)

Guitar Forums and Audiophile Forums are so infiltrated with Lefty Douchenozzles it isn't even funny.

I was a member of the PRS Forum which became the Gear Page...banned from both at one time or another.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:17 PM (MmNOR)
——-

Almost all subculture forums are toxic. I think many of the posters and comments are from bored incels who don’t even have the products they’re pretending they do.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (5cl3b)

225
She hates you as much as she hates Barry.
She hates America as much as she hates Barry.
She's a roaring thunderball of hate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (K9XnW)

Now that's a downright mean thing to say.

Posted by: Toned arms at June 20, 2025 07:21 PM (TbWk/)

226 She's an ungrateful, ungracious, hateful shrew.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (K9XnW)

Kinda big for a shrew. More Squatchy I think.

Posted by: James Bobo Fay at June 20, 2025 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

227 Mooch deserves knowing that her husband would rather Jerk off in a cup than fuck her.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Posted by: The Cup at June 20, 2025 07:21 PM (Riz8t)

228 211 203

'Web Hubbell did the honors.'

Master Baster

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 07:22 PM (3wi/L)

229 I think the Obama girls know more than they should about their dad. The oldest one has been seen publicly drinking heavily. It appears to be more than kids will do at her age. Different. They both act like they are on guard when out and about.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2025 07:22 PM (enLUE)

230 Can we stop talking about Hillary having sex. I have a delicate stomach.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

231 I could do without the "thought exercises" about the Obama's possible sex life.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 20, 2025 07:23 PM (RIvkX)

232 Now that's a downright mean thing to say.
Posted by: Toned arms
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*Bursts into tears*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 20, 2025 07:23 PM (TN0g+)

233 That's my 10 seconds of knowledge of Two Broke Girls.

The entire premise of that show was ridiculous.

They were easily attractive enough that they were only broke by choice.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:19 PM (MmNOR)
——-

‘I got a yacht’

— Chad Highborn IV

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 20, 2025 07:23 PM (5cl3b)

234 "Word is, Hillory and Bill would go to Epstein's ranch in New Mexico, dress up like cowboys and pass the girls back and forth."

Oh, brother...can that possibly be the case they're *both* sexually perverted? I knew they were ruthless power-mongers but - kids!

I can't even...and she calls us "deplorables"...?

Posted by: ju at June 20, 2025 07:23 PM (vgX6l)

235 214
'They were easily attractive enough that they were only broke by choice.'

Are you saying they could have had careers in the 'entertainment' industry?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 07:24 PM (3wi/L)

236 I am trying to remember. It was Southside and another that were about the storybook romance between Big Mike and Obama, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 20, 2025 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

237 I could do without the "thought exercises" about the Obama's possible sex life.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 20, 2025 07:23 PM (RIvkX)

In other news, Rose DeLauro has three children.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:24 PM (dGCAG)

238 I saw the Roaring Thunderballs of Hate open for the Lovebugs at crapatorium in 08.

That show sucked.

Posted by: KwaK! at June 20, 2025 07:25 PM (89Sog)

239 'Web Hubbell did the honors.'

Master Baster
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 20, 2025 07:22 PM (3wi/L)

WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 20, 2025 07:25 PM (zZu0s)

240 Hello Horde. My Week in Woke was spending 3 days at a conference in ATL with about 1000 leftists. 2 white presenters wished a room full of white people a Happy Juneteenth, and then proceeded to inform us that there is a large black population in ATL. But I only had to sit through one land acknowledgement.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2025 07:04 PM (DnMuk)A
\
All the local indians took a hike to Oklahoma,

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

241 Was it You and Me- or something other vapid title?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 20, 2025 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

242 Rose DeLauro is living proof that double bagging works.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 07:26 PM (ZIggv)

243 Posted by: ju at June 20, 2025 07:23 PM (vgX6l

I believe irredeemable.

Funny how projection works.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2025 07:26 PM (3R4hO)

244
Chad Highborn IV

Back off, pal!

-- Chadsworth Qatarlson

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 20, 2025 07:26 PM (xG4kz)

245 I have a delicate stomach.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 07:22 PM

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Huma at June 20, 2025 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

246 >>> Michelle Obama says she's "so glad" she never had a son -- because he would've been a kiddie clone of her husband.

You'll always have Tryvon Martin.
... Oops, maybe you won't.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 20, 2025 07:27 PM (/lPRQ)

247 >>They were easily attractive enough that they were only broke by choice.

Story of my life. Some day my sugar momma will come along.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 07:27 PM (viF8m)

248 All the local indians took a hike to Oklahoma,
Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

Ouch.

*snort*

Too soon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 20, 2025 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

249 In other news, Rose DeLauro has three children.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:24 PM (dGCAG)
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What color is zhers hairs?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 20, 2025 07:27 PM (RIvkX)

250 ......banned from Les Paul forum, banned from Marshall Amp forum.

Lot more right wingers on Mesa Boogie forum. Still in good standing with that one

Posted by: JROD at June 20, 2025 07:28 PM (IlL6s)

251 The Obama kids were IVF? First I've heard that.
Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2025 07:17 PM (i0F8b)
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I think it was in the run-up to her podcast that she said that, and of course it garnered sympathy, but the other part of the message was unmistakable.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 20, 2025 07:28 PM (ZOv7s)

252 Rose DeLauro is living proof that double bagging works.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2025 07:26 PM (ZIggv)

Or that we're all God's children in the dark?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 20, 2025 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

253 ......banned from Les Paul forum, banned from Marshall Amp forum.

Lot more right wingers on Mesa Boogie forum. Still in good standing with that one
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The posters at Strat Talk were decent people (mostly). The 3 active mods were all marxist.

Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 07:29 PM (TN0g+)

254 In other news, Rose DeLauro has three children.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2025 07:24 PM (dGCAG)
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Sailors are famously flexible about standards.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 20, 2025 07:29 PM (ZOv7s)

255 I haven't listened to any of them, but when it comes to Michelle's podcasts, would it be fair to say she lets it all hang down?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

256 Sailors are famously flexible about standards.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 20, 2025 07:29 PM

At least they have standards.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2025 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

257 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2025 07:31 PM (+qU29)

258 I cannot imagine anyone ever thinking, you know, here I am playing civilization 5. I need a podcast to listen to in the background. I know- Michelle Obama!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 20, 2025 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

259 Otherwise
NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2025 07:31 PM (+qU29)

260
I think of the ass burn that is afflicting Barky right now over how his designees to be the Middle Eastern locus of power are getting their Seventh Century asses kicked and then I smile even more broadly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 20, 2025 07:31 PM (xG4kz)

261 >>Sailors are famously flexible about standards.

Gumby isn't that flexible. I suspect a turkey baster was involved.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 07:31 PM (viF8m)

262 The LP Forum is a fucking Cult.

The Offset Guitars Forum was always ok, imo.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:32 PM (MmNOR)

263 Barry is a retarded dipshit but he was the actual President of the United States. Got the house and plane and everything. It almost doesn't matter how much money he has, he never has to spend any of it.

Until we get a president of the planet that's pretty much the tits. This is more than money. She must have caught him with flipping eggs with the recently departed chef or something.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2025 07:13 PM (viF8m)

Yeah he can fly somewhere, be comped free hotel for security, have nice dinners and such with world leaders and get presents as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+)

264 I've heard pum-pum once from MC Lyte
youtu.be/oNwazXCcrGU

Posted by: gKWVE at June 20, 2025 07:32 PM (gKWVE)

265 The LP Forum is a fucking Cult.

The Offset Guitars Forum was always ok, imo.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2025 07:32 PM (MmNOR)

How about the cactus needle record playing forum?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+)

266 Nood. Café is open!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2025 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

267 Hey, y’all
I’ve been a Moronette for over 20 years. Some of you know me from LGF as well.
For those who know my story, you’ll celebrate with me that my son officially changed his last name to my family name.

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at June 20, 2025 07:33 PM (USyCi)

268 First!

Posted by: Frozen Zombie George Mallory at June 20, 2025 07:34 PM (wVcYX)

269 Wow, time flies--I had forgotten about him. I wonder how guilty his folks were in the cover-up?
Posted by: Crusader at June 20, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

I, Rosanrosanadana, think the father knew. He flew out to Idaho from Pennsylvania to drive back with the precious son in the white car that was suspect. One of his daughters, a psych major of some stripe, was wondering why Bry was acting pretty weird even for himself that holiday. He was caught, wearing gloves at 0330 or 4am one morning (by the police), sorting garbage into little ziplock baggies and then putting in a neighbor's trash. Which does not mean he butchered people, but he was a known weirdo. I often sort garbage, wearing boxer shorts and gloves, into baggies at 0330 or so because everyone does this, right?

I think the Amazon order of the Marine knife is something...as he left touch DNA on the snap in the frenzy.

The father, who has bad teeth...not making him part of this...drove the son back at Christmas. My parents never drove me back for holidays or summer from many states away and I flew.

I am...not yet...not a serial killer. I have a huge adversion to serial killers due to living near one by accident in college.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 20, 2025 07:36 PM (6PCLE)

270 Don't know your story Goddess but happy for you all the same.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2025 07:41 PM (3R4hO)

271 Big Mike was the sperm donor, based on their appearance.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2025 07:48 PM (Hucnr)

272 9 out of the top 10 states that have the highest standardized test scores for high schools are blue states. It is easy for anyone to fact check that
In the article cited I didn't actually see those new scores for MS
They weren't shown

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 20, 2025 07:54 PM (gVnlU)

273 Lookup Byron Lee and the Dragonnaires song "Pum Pum On a String."

Catchy tune.

Posted by: Fritzty at June 20, 2025 08:08 PM (T5dpv)

274
Biden was exposed, but Barry remains a well guarded mystery.

I mean, other than being an asshole.

Posted by: Auspex at June 20, 2025 08:13 PM (j4U/Z)

275 I've always assumed that MSNBC began and ended all their staff meeting with "death to America."

Posted by: 29Victor at June 20, 2025 08:59 PM (j6Ika)

276 "Why do leftwing women all curse like they have Tourette's and casually threaten violence?"
Because unlike men, they haven't had to shit their teeth out the next day after fucking around and finding out.

Posted by: UncleJefe at June 20, 2025 09:59 PM (DzC+b)

277 It used to be when someone thought they were Napoleon we locked them away for their own good, and ours. Now we give them a silly hat and tell them, "Russia's that way".

Posted by: dasbow at June 20, 2025 10:51 PM (2uz2r)

278 "They're completely surprised that the rest of the world does not agree, as their *paid* psychiatrist pretends to, that they are totally passing for the opposite sex."

Doubtless this is true for some. But the ones that make the real waves are the ones who go out of their way to avoid any pretense at passing but demand we pretend anyway. You know, the ones who won't meet us even 1/10 of the way by doing simple things like shaving their beards or chest hair, for instance. Or the ones who wear makeup but flaunt the fact that they still have male genitalia by invading women's spaces and showing them off at every opportunity. These ones aren't mad they don't pass; they're mad we won't act like they pass. They're much worse.

Posted by: Amuk at June 21, 2025 12:41 AM (a5LZW)

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