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Previously, the Gauge reported another big milestone for streaming platforms. In July 2022, for the first time, streaming topped cable viewership. At the time, it accounted for 34.8% of viewership while cable made up 34.4%. Broadcast made up 21.6%. However today, the combined total for both cable and broadcast viewing still falls behind the percentage of monthly streamers.So everyone knows the cable channels and broadcast networks are dying, and dying quickly. Every year from now forward, they will see big yearly declines in viewership. The broadcast channels will probably survive, diminished but still in business, as they just shift over to streaming. But the cable channels? With everyone cutting the cord, they can no longer depend on all those forced fees from consumers for a hundred channels they never, ever watch. I cut mine when I got sick of paying for ESPN, which I never watch, but takes something like one third of your cable bill payment. And the idea that I was paying for CNN and MSNBC -- and Fox, too -- just cinched it. To hell with these channels. I'm not paying $100 a month just because every once in a while I watch Dual Survivor or Reno 911. You might know that Warner-Discovery is in deep debt it can't get out of -- $40 billion in fact. Warner-Discovery is taking all of the companies that might actually be profitable one day -- its streaming services and its movie studio -- and keeping them. All the basket-case cable channels will be put into a new company called Global Networks. This company will contain the dying CNN and other POS channels, and will also be filled with, get this, most of Warner-Discovery's $40 billion in debt. I guess they'll try to sell this Lehman Bros. tranche of sub-sub-sub-subprime properties to some sucker out there. But who's going to buy expensive, dying cable channels while also assuming the huge amount of debt? It might be one of those free sales -- if you take on the debt, you can have these dying channels for free. But... that's not free. That's taking on billions in debt to own dying channels. Warner-Discovery is in such dire straits that even its CEO is taking a huge paycut. CEOs do not take paycuts. Except if the company is in real trouble, and they have to cut everything, even their own pay. Physical Media ForeverWith that background, you now appreciate why Vanderbilt-fortune nepo-baby and Deep State catspaw Anderson Cooper, is suddenly seeking new representation. If Zazlav is cutting his own salary from $22 million to $6 million, what are the odds that Anderson Cooper gets to keep his $18 million? Before you answer: The guy they've put in charge of the Basket of Deplorables cable channels is known in the industry as a slash-and-burn hatchet man that you bring in to fire lots of people to keep a company from bankruptcy. Coincidentally enough. You know why I think he's taking a paycut? So he can turn to people like Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper and demand they take a paycut, too. A dark cloud hangs over CNN headquarters as staffers brace for layoffs and a likely sale of the network amid another reshuffling by its parents company. 'I'd say the mood remains really grim,' a CNN employee told Fox News, in the wake of last week's restructuring announcement from Warner Bros. Discovery. 'People are uncertain.' Meanwhile, CNN mainstay Anderson Cooper just signed with a new talent agency for the first time in decades - a move Variety reported was is a surefire sign he is open to new opportunities.LOL. "He's open to new opportunities." Sure. Another guy who's just itching to get into this Podcast Game that everyone's talking about! I can't wait to see the semen-hued Nepo Baby read ads for Squarspace, Fum, and Factor. ... The staffer added: 'I think they've telegraphed clearly that more cuts are coming.' The insider noted that Wiedenfels' 'remit is not to grow stuff.' 'This company is a cash-flow giant with shrinking revenue. Like that's the deal,' the source said. 'It's merely a matter of how fast it shrinks. That's why the assets were split.' Wiedenfels has already managed to reduce WBD's $55billion debt by $21 billion in less than two years. His appointment by WBC CEO David Zaslav comes after several rounds of layoffs at his behest. Less than five months ago, CNN laid off 200 staffers - all from its struggling TV division. WBD has engaged in repeated rounds as well. A staffer told the Daily Mail at the time of the most recent CNN firings that the network had become 'bloated' after Warner Bros.' merger with Discovery in 2021. 'And we don't have streaming yet so - it's hard to imagine it doesn't get worse,' the CNN source further told Fox, referring to an anticipated portion of CNN CEO Mark Thompson's long-in-the works restructuring plan. ... 'Zaslav killed this place. He killed it,' the source said. 'The last few years under Zas has been a disaster in terms of what he has done,' the person added. ... A third staffer who spoke to Fox also appeared to believe a collapse at CNN is imminent. 'I'm trying to figure out what I'll do next when the whole thing collapses, but I don't even know when that will be,' the source said.Cry moar. This Fox News report mentions that the Basket of Deplorable Channels company will be saddled with the bulk of Warner-Discovery's massive debt. It also says: Industry critics like Puck correspondent Dylan Byers have predicted doom and gloom for the future of CNN, suggesting it will meet the fate of HLN, which he has noted "no longer exists." I sure hope Andrew Breitbart is looking down and laughing in a not-approved-by-God kind of way. Via WDW_Pro. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Roomy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 19, 2025 12:27 PM (6YdsJ) 2
Top 10?
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 19, 2025 12:27 PM (USyCi) 3
Anderson Cooper, Tehran is hiring.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:28 PM (4dV5R) 4
Speaking of things going up one's pooper....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 12:28 PM (BcT2b) 5
I think Mr. Cooper there should hire a website designer and someone who can put together a podcast to air on said website.
That's his future. For about a week. Then.... he's history. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2025 12:29 PM (Q4IgG) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 12:29 PM (QnmlO) 7
"More Americans are watching TV via streaming platforms than both broadcast and cable combined for the first time ever."
Cable sucks, but broadcast (DTV) sucks squared. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at June 19, 2025 12:29 PM (t9lPv) 8
Warner Bros. Discovery is cutting CEO David Zaslav's pay after shareholder backlash
-Salary from $22M to $6M -Stock bonus target will shrink from $23.5M to $7.5M per year - The takeaway here is the understanding of how meaningless this job is. He can take that level of pay cut and stay on because he knows he's still not really accountable for anything. He's just a figurehead to be fired when things get bad enough. The cash is payment for connections and public humiliation. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - If you don't have a man to blame, one will be provided for you. at June 19, 2025 12:30 PM (C3KJ+) 9
There are openings in the IRGC.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 12:30 PM (0FEUr) 10
It's going to be awkward when that guy gets canned after legally changing his name to Puck Correspondent Dylan Byers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 12:30 PM (BcT2b) 11
A guess Cooper can lean on his 60 minutes contract.
Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2025 12:30 PM (G0vdT) 12
I'm sure there's room on the internet for an Andy Cooper podcast.
Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2025 12:30 PM (n2swS) Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 12:31 PM (iGK7y) Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at June 19, 2025 12:31 PM (t9lPv) Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 19, 2025 12:31 PM (x0cJQ) 16
Bougie batches is the new thing. Maybe AC can look in into that?
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 12:31 PM (jgmnb) 17
I am utterly baffled that these guys get paid so much. In no conceivable way does Anderson Cooper pull in 18 million dollars worth of advertising a year. How do companies get so stupid?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (e7kz6) 18
My viewing is 95% youtube stuff of interest to me. 5% sports.
Posted by: Mr. Horse at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (ITkJX) 19
Mystery Click is quality.
Though, I am a bigger fan of Arc of a Diver. Winwood is one of my favorite guitarists. Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (MmNOR) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (4dV5R) 21
I don't know how the ridiculous salaries going to blow dried communist airheads can be justified.
Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (kTd/k) 22
That's too bad. Anyway.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (SELXV) 23
LOL get fucked
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (YwEeS) 24
Ace is working on a holiday? I was expecting that French guy to post open threads today.
Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (jc0TO) 25
Call us, Anderson.
Posted by: Lipton Tea Ad Dept at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (iGK7y) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (6YdsJ) 27
I don’t understand people like Cooper. Maybe I’m a lazy worthless pile of dung but if I had a gajillion dollars I would not want a job. Spend time with family, read write exercise… a thousand things to do including more involvement in my local church. Why a job when a salary is not needed?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (OW907) 28
Two things that disgust me and make me hit the "off" button: 1) Journalists pretending they're deep thinker. 2) Journalists pretending they're "just folks". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (QnmlO) 29
Funemployment on the rise.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (idqcf) 30
There are openings in the IRGC.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 12:30 PM (0FEUr) Bounce testing sidewalk concrete? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (SELXV) 31
Can you imagine Anderson Cooper with a VTuber avatar?
What would he select? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (4dV5R) A koopa from Mario bros? Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (BcT2b) 32
I wonder how much clever Chyron guy gets paid to type up hilariously slanted and biased snark and opinion pieces for them to scroll across the bottom
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (e7kz6) 33
So what happens when cable nooz networks go tits up?
Tens of thousands of people will have to get their "news" elsewhere? Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (zsFYN) 34
Oh, I'm very sorry but I see Christopher already said what I said but more rationally.
Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (kTd/k) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (e7kz6) 36
If you make your company lose a bunch of money why would you get a bonus?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (t0Rmr) Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (t9lPv) 38
A Chocobo maybe?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (4dV5R) 39
I pay $5/month for NewsMax.
Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (jc0TO) 40
With RFK Jr threatening to remove big pharma ads from TV, you can flush CNN and MSNBC immediately down the drain. Foxnews would be on life support.
Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (G0vdT) 41
36 If you make your company lose a bunch of money why would you get a bonus?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (t0Rmr) Volume. Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 12:35 PM (iGK7y) 42
But I supposed there's plenty of folks on twatter as well as Yootoob, who make their living posting sick burns about what the douchebags on cable nooz are talking about.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:35 PM (zsFYN) 43
Winwood is one of my favorite guitarists.
Posted by: garrett _____ All time favorite is Cant Find My Way Home, live with Clapton. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (ITkJX) 44
41 It's a write-off.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (t9lPv) 45
Foxnews would be on life support.
Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (G0vdT) Thank goodness for My Pillow! Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (zsFYN) 46
Check me out on Only Fans!
Posted by: Anderson Pooper at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (qUkBO) 47
oh no the state-run media of the Soviet American Republic is dying
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (Pv3Rg) 48
So what happens when cable nooz networks go tits up?
Tens of thousands of people will have to get their "news" elsewhere? Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (zsFYN) Tens of viewers suddenly cry out in terror and are suddenly silenced. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (SELXV) 49
If you make your company lose a bunch of money why would you get a bonus? Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (t0Rmr) _________ If your company makes a lot of money, it's because of your leadership and strategic insight. If your company loses a lot of money, it's because of "headwinds" about which nobody can do anything. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (QnmlO) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (63Dwl) 51
Anderson Cooper Hires New "Super Agent"
Still a better superhero than anything Marvel vomited on the screen recently Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (iFTx/) 52
It will leave another 24/7 block of non-stop Forensic Files. With room for chef-gadgets and wrinkle cream in the overnights. A real $$$bonanza!
Posted by: Happy Harry at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (G5+As) 53
>>All time favorite is Cant Find My Way Home, live with Clapton.
That MSG Concert Set from 93 is a Gem. Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (MmNOR) 54
40 With RFK Jr threatening to remove big pharma ads from TV, you can flush CNN and MSNBC immediately down the drain. Foxnews would be on life support.
heh let's hope and pray! Posted by: Black Orchid at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (Pv3Rg) 55
Prepare three envelopes.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (jc0TO) 56
I guess they'll try to sell this Lehman Bros. tranche of sub-sub-sub-subprime properties to some sucker out there. But who's going to buy expensive, dying cable channels while also assuming the huge amount of debt?
>>>So, you're not open to buying it to turn it into The AosHQ Network? Cuz, I've got ideas. Good ones, even. Posted by: pookysgirl, future producer for the AoSHQ Network at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (Wt5PA) 57
"'And we don't have streaming yet so - it's hard to imagine it doesn't get worse,' the CNN source further told Fox, referring to an anticipated portion of CNN CEO Mark Thompson's long-in-the works restructuring plan."
- - - - - - - - - - - - They had CNN+. Nobody was buying, so they killed it. Then again, I suppose they have a lot of experience memory-holing the uncomfortable and contradictory past. Or they're just that stupid. And/Or. Posted by: Another Anon at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (4h45B) 58
What will everyone make fun of?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (0FEUr) 59
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
churn. Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies. Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (o/0wK) 60
So what happens when cable nooz networks go tits up?
Tens of thousands of people will have to get their "news" elsewhere? Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (zsFYN) Tens of viewers suddenly cry out in terror and are suddenly silenced. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (SELXV) Millions will die, according to the Democrats. Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (kTd/k) 61
Whoops...The MSG set was released in 2009.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (MmNOR) 62
>Can you imagine Anderson Cooper with a VTuber avatar?
What would he select? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (4dV5R) He'd try to horn in on Kirche's territory by doing the silver foxu thing. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (c0KbG) 63
In the manga Dominion Tank Police: No More Noise Unipuma is dressed up as an executive secretary with glasses.
So no Anderson Cooper megane neko-girll please. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:38 PM (4dV5R) 64
27 I don’t understand people like Cooper. Maybe I’m a lazy worthless pile of dung but if I had a gajillion dollars I would not want a job. Spend time with family, read write exercise… a thousand things to do including more involvement in my local church. Why a job when a salary is not needed?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (OW907) It's not a job to him. He's an opinion shaper and celebrity. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 19, 2025 12:38 PM (OA79/) 65
With RFK Jr threatening to remove big pharma ads from TV, you can flush CNN and MSNBC immediately down the drain. _________ They'll just replace them with injury lawyer ads. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 12:38 PM (QnmlO) 66
>>Why a job when a salary is not needed?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM Being on tv makes him important. Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2025 12:38 PM (n2swS) Posted by: Black Orchid at June 19, 2025 12:38 PM (Pv3Rg) Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (t9lPv) 69
38 A Chocobo maybe?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (4dV5R) How fast is he? Good luck breeding him. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (pIfcn) 70
So, you're not open to buying it to turn it into The AosHQ Network? Cuz, I've got ideas. Good ones, even.
Posted by: pookysgirl, future producer for the AoSHQ Network at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (Wt5PA) UHF comes to mind . . . Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Black Orchid at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (Pv3Rg) 72
17 I am utterly baffled that these guys get paid so much. In no conceivable way does Anderson Cooper pull in 18 million dollars worth of advertising a year. How do companies get so stupid?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (e7kz6) --- To be fair, when someone doesn't show up at their shift at the CNN Honorary George Soros Glory Hole, Anderson is always there to fill in. And up. Posted by: The_Hoser at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (f4jia) 73
Cable is dying
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (0FEUr) 74
60 So what happens when cable nooz networks go tits up?
Tens of thousands of people will have to get their "news" elsewhere? Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:34 PM (zsFYN) Tens of viewers suddenly cry out in terror and are suddenly silenced. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (SELXV) Millions will die, according to the Democrats. Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:37 PM (kTd/k) Hear the lamentations of der vymmin. Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (IDphi) 75
Speaking of VTubers, how about that Pippa-obsessed "No Kings" kid with the Pippa AK or whatever it was?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (c0KbG) 76
The entire American "cultural products" industry is collapsing. This includes TV, film, traditional news media, sci-f/fantasy publishing, comic books, and "Triple A" (big budget) video games.
We've already seen comic books be almost totally replaced by manga. Traditional media is largely being replaced by YouTube and smaller streaming channels catering to specific audiences. Newspapers and most TV news won't survive. It will be interesting to see what replaces entertainment TV and film. Posted by: Doomberg at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (MyBHO) 77
Super Agents is one of Aaron Allston's best supplements for Champions
Still lurking up north It is worth repeating, because apparently nobody in the business bothers to ask Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (e7kz6) Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2025 12:40 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 80
The $18 Million Man.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 12:40 PM (0FEUr) 81
I will be filling the void in this market. My new venture is "Living Room News". My cohorts and I will travel to your house and present the daily news in your personal living room by means of interpretive dance.
For example, we have a wonderful summary of the current unrest in Iran. We've incorporated various techniques from "West Side Story" with "Warriors". Unfortunately, our lead performer will be replaced by an understudy as he developed a hang nail from all the snapping. Posted by: Entre P. Neur at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (dIske) 82
70 UHF comes to mind . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (D7oie) -- Bowling For Burgers! The Volcano Worshippers Hour! Fun With Dirt! UNCLE NUTSY'S CLUBHOUSE! Posted by: The_Hoser at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (f4jia) 83
I can't wait to see the semen-hued Nepo Baby read ads for Squarspace, Fum, and Factor.
Manscape! GeekGrind! MetaPC! Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (bss/y) Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (TN0g+) 85
I think years ago Ace made an interesting point. If news media were are least honest about their biases and editorial slants then that could be acceptable. They could just lead off saying "we are CNN, proud home of semen hued nepo babies of the socialist bent" and that would be that. You'd watch and know what you were watching.
It's this pretending to be the fair and unbiased single source of truth crap that started the collapse imo. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (64qRd) 86
Remember when CNN launched their Chris Wallace network that everyone was going to pay premium subscriptions for? What genius thought that up?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (eStot) 87
"You might know that Warner-Discovery is in deep debt it can't get out of -- $40 billion in fact."
HAHAH AHAHAHA *wheeeeze* * gasp* HAHAH HAHHAH HAHAH Posted by: AOL's Leverage Bankers at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (pIfcn) 88
Wasn't this Andrew Breitbarts Goal?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (0FEUr) 89
How much longer to we have to wait for the Five Finger Death Punch from banning pharma ads?
Can you imagine trying to sell these networks with "oh yeah, we're also about to lose 50% of our ad revenue." Anyway, remember the big FBI warning that was oh-so serious on VHS tapes? The PSAs that "piracy is not a victimless crime?" Well, it's your patriotic duty to steal as much as you can from the media--they hate you, they hate America, they hate freedom. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (zwX/r) 90
'Zaslav killed this place. He killed it,' the source said.
'The last few years under Zas has been a disaster in terms of what he has done,' the person added. ________ Yes. Everything was going so well, then he killed it. Posted by: Eeyore at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (od0dV) 91
I heard they are going to try to start up CNN streaming again. Maybe this time with less Tater
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (e7kz6) 92
Anderson Cooper No Longer On Top, Say Unnamed Sources
Posted by: Possible Babylon Bee headline at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (iGK7y) 93
I used to kind of like HLN - shortcut as to what was going on. Looked them up, they're not completely gone, but all they do is broadcast True Crime shows now, which is pretty pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (uWKK8) 94
There are plenty of silver foxu avatars. For example Smug Alana.
Just Anderson would have to get a readily identifiable model. Maybe a ball gag? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (4dV5R) 95
There's considerable bandwidth available for a Cooper podcast now that Taylor Lorenz has gone into Assisted Living.
Posted by: A Place For Mom at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (G5+As) Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (eZwyX) 97
I don't watch OTA TV. I don't watch cable TV. I don't watch satellite TV. I'm sure not going to waste my time watching streaming TV, even though I have the hardware. Might watch a few EweToob videos, and the odd video that is linked here. Generally, talking-head videos are a huge time waster, since a written transcript can be read and digested much more quickly, and with better retention.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (TbkBj) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (BcT2b) 99
Super Agent: "Good news AC, I gotcha a new gig!" Cooper: " Great! At the same salary?" Super Agent: "I'm a super agent AC, not superman." Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (G0vdT) 100
I will be filling the void in this market. My new venture is "Living Room News". My cohorts and I will travel to your house and present the daily news in your personal living room by means of interpretive dance.
----------- You played the Oregan Senate yesterday, right? Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (TN0g+) 101
UHF comes to mind . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (D7oie) Pirate Digital Television. CruelTV. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2025 12:43 PM (SELXV) 102
Well, it's your patriotic duty to steal as much as you can from the media--they hate you, they hate America, they hate freedom.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (zwX/r) The only semi sort of news show I would ever record back in the day (or dvr) was RedEye. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2025 12:43 PM (bss/y) 103
Morning.
Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 12:43 PM (4jjip) 104
Victuals.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 12:43 PM (0FEUr) 105
86 Remember when CNN launched their Chris Wallace network that everyone was going to pay premium subscriptions for? What genius thought that up?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (eStot) Mrs. Wallace Posted by: Jules Winnfield at June 19, 2025 12:43 PM (pIfcn) 106
yeah someone here gave me the lead on ways to watch tv online for nothing
it's very helpful there are bunches of ways to do it if you need your The Bachelor or whatever Posted by: Black Orchid at June 19, 2025 12:43 PM (Pv3Rg) 107
"Generally, talking-head videos are a huge time waster, since a written transcript can be read and digested much more quickly, and with better retention."
THIS. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at June 19, 2025 12:43 PM (t9lPv) 108
Afternoon Ace.
Given the way Hollywood has been lately the agency will tell Cooper "be more gay" . Or do you think you could transition? Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2025 12:43 PM (U/Wlk) 109
If your company loses a lot of money, it's because of "headwinds" about which nobody can do anything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM When sailing, you do something called "tack". Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (0sNs1) 110
Anderson Cooper Hires New "Super Agent"
----------- Jethro Clampitt? Posted by: Crusader Bodine, world famous double naught spy. Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (IDphi) 111
I used to kind of like HLN - shortcut as to what was going on.
Me too. That is what I would do with CNN: make it like headline news, with AI animated and voiced "anchors." You could get really creative, and cost a 1000th as much. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (e7kz6) 112
How much does Tater make in the quest to keep his thighs plump and creamy?
Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (kTd/k) 113
Your prayers have been answered!
“Pirates of the Caribbean” Producer Confirms Next Movie Will Be “A New Take,” but Will Feature Returning Cast
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 114
It's this pretending to be the fair and unbiased single source of truth crap that started the collapse imo.
Posted by: WitchDoktor _________ We should go back to the 19th century, when papers were openly partisan. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM (ITkJX) 115
Remember the time the Fussy Chris Wallace moved from Fox to CNN?
Then, it was actually to CNN+? Now, he doesn't even rate a guest appearance on Jen Rubin's "This, That and a Little Bit of Everything!" podcast. If she ever gets around to releasing even a single episode, that is .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM (zwX/r) 116
92 Anderson Cooper No Longer On Top, Say Unnamed Sources
Posted by: Possible Babylon Bee headline at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (iGK7y) --- ANDERSON COOPER PEGGED FOR NEW POSITION ZASLAV TOOK COOPER'S DREAMS AND RECTUM Posted by: The_Hoser at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM (f4jia) 117
CNN is bad but MSNBC is worse...When is it gonna die?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM (VE6XX) 118
Can you imagine Anderson Cooper with a VTuber avatar?
What would he select? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (4dV5R) A penis with devil horns and bat wings. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM (ExV1e) 119
Mrs928 watches CourtTV and other cop procedurals.
I think she is getting tips on how to "get away with it". Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM (jc0TO) 120
Me too. That is what I would do with CNN: make it like headline news, with AI animated and voiced "anchors." You could get really creative, and cost a 1000th as much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (e7kz6) I'd watch a Sydney Sweeney deepfake reading off the baseball scores. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM (8dSZC) 121
113 Your prayers have been answered!
“Pirates of the Caribbean” Producer Confirms Next Movie Will Be “A New Take,” but Will Feature Returning Cast Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl) Hmmm. Well it was already kind of gay and lame... and fake. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM (bss/y) 122
Anderson Cooper just signed with a new talent agency ... a surefire sign he is open to new opportunities.
Does that talent agency control bridge underpasses or truck stops? Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2025 12:46 PM (YumCr) 123
Anyway, remember the big FBI warning that was oh-so serious on VHS tapes?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM "Please be kind, rewind."? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 12:46 PM (0sNs1) 124
Nick Swardson as "Terri" alone makes Reno 911 watchable. Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2025 12:46 PM (j4U/Z) 125
"'I'd say the mood remains really grim,' a CNN employee told Fox News, in the wake of last week's restructuring announcement from Warner Bros. Discovery.
'People are uncertain.' Hah. No. They're not uncertain. Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 12:46 PM (fV+MH) 126
Well, it's your patriotic duty to steal as much as you can from the media--they hate you, they hate America, they hate freedom.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (zwX/r) Indeed. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM (TbkBj) 127
They thought they would be in charge forever. It's fun watching them learn that is not the case.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM (7xrfc) 128
I don’t understand people like Cooper. Maybe I’m a lazy worthless pile of dung but if I had a gajillion dollars I would not want a job. Spend time with family, read write exercise… a thousand things to do including more involvement in my local church. Why a job when a salary is not needed?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (OW907) I assume that famous people, particularly famous people whose job it is to lie to the normies, get invited to higher quality gay orgies. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM (ExV1e) 129
I'd watch a Sydney Sweeney deepfake reading off the baseball scores.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 19, 2025 12:45 PM From the neck up, correct? Correct? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM (0sNs1) 130
That is what I would do with CNN: make it like headline news, with AI animated and voiced "anchors." You could get really creative, and cost a 1000th as much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Buy the rights to Max Headroom. Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM (AJ8yr) 131
Maybe Naked News could be reprised. Of course no one wants to Cooper and Tater naked.
Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM (kTd/k) 132
Why a job when a salary is not needed?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM Being on tv makes him important. Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2025 12:38 PM (n2swS) There's always two very real possibilities: 1. They actually work for an "intelligence" agency 2. They do it because it gives them access to all the dicks they can suck and f**k. C. Both Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM (H4w1S) 133
Well, it's your patriotic duty to steal as much as you can from the media--they hate you, they hate America, they hate freedom.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (zwX/r) Endorsed. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM (SELXV) 134
DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican
If you're questioning why China wants to keep the U.S. out of Iran, the answer isn't some idealistic pursuit of global peace or that China is anti-globalist. China buys 91% of Iran's oil exports. Iran, in turn, supplies 13% of China’s total crude imports. Disruption means China loses a steady, discounted oil supply. That's it. X: https://bit.ly/3TwLroM Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM (P5BPp) 135
CNN is bad but MSNBC is worse...When is it gonna die?
Rachel Maddow gets enormous money every year for one show a week. I mean, I get it that she's their only and biggest draw but still terrible. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM (e7kz6) 136
Ace, the separation deal is more complicated than this.
First off, both companies -- the streaming/studio side and the "Global Networks" -- will be publicly-traded companies. Global will own 20% of the new streaming company, so it's not a total separation. I think that 20% is designed to be sold off or monetized to pay off Global's debt. Global isn't just the dimestore dogshit products like CNN. It also includes Discovery+ and other TV brands. Global will be publicly-traded, so it has to have some value or nobody will buy the stock. Before the separation, the company will take out another $17.5B in debt. I'm not sure how the company expects to pay that back, given that it's already drowning in debt. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM (iFTx/) 137
Can you imagine Anderson Cooper with a VTuber avatar?
What would he select? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (4dV5R) Something with bat wings and nipple rings, undoubtedly. Just imagine, Anderson Cooper does a six hour cozy cranial exam ASMR stream, whispering all the latest bullshit in your ear in binaural 3DIO. Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM (4jjip) 138
if I had a gajillion dollars I would not want a job
Cooper's entire identity is predicated on his "fame." He can't live without it. Posted by: Halfhand at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM (nKrQD) 139
Just watched some dumbass Aussie yalking head interview the Israeli Deputy Foreign Minister (who has a big rack), and he kept interrupting her. Iran hit a hospital, and the Aussie douchebag immediately brought up Gaza.
What a bunch of antisemitic asshoes. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (sRoQh) 140
Rachel Maddow gets enormous money every year for one show a week. I mean, I get it that she's their only and biggest draw but still terrible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM That guy has to blackmailing someone. Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (jc0TO) 141
Elijah Miller started following Pippa and then after Ana Vallens' libelous attack on Kirsche he fixated on her.
Kirsche's mods have combed through the logs, he only started to follow her after the Vice hit pieces. He never posted anything. Elijah Miller is quite the whack-a-doodle. High functioning autistic. Roblox. Telegram. VR female avatar. Neutral on the EU. Against anti-Semitism and Palestine, Israel, and Islam. Names on shotgun were copied from a New Zealand mass murderer. At one point his mom hid his firearms. But he still had them. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (4dV5R) 142
Off topic, but ... I love left on left violence! More, please. I’m not sure how to read this. Wu is a militant lunatic. He surely supported this case … right up until the second the SC ruled against the trannies. Link goes to Daily Caller.
A transgender influencer started pointing fingers at other members of the community regarding the Supreme Court’s 6-3 ruling Wednesday, which upheld Tennessee’s law banning child sex change procedures. “This non-binary, self-ID nonsense is the legal basis for SCOTUS dismantling transsexual rights today. And the logic makes perfect sense,” Brianna Wu said. “Gender ideology is deadly to actual transsexuals. We have to make it clear we have nothing to do with their bizarre jihad on the concept of gender itself. You’ve tossed sex perverts the keys to the women’s bathroom, laughed off concerns that parents have about their children being sexualized and have turned my medical condition into a joke.” https://tinyurl.com/ytccbd3 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Scott at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (1eYMX) 144
I'd watch a Sydney Sweeney deepfake reading off the baseball scores.
Well, that's just it: you could really pull in younger eyeballs if you were clever with the characters used for the news. News readers are basically vapid idiots anyway, why not do away with the human element that costs so damned much? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (e7kz6) 145
Where on the interwebs can you get better, moar salty headlines?
Imma have to hit the tip jar on that basis alone Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (Z4sr+) 146
Anyway, remember the big FBI warning that was oh-so serious on VHS tapes?
The PSAs that "piracy is not a victimless crime?" Well, it's your patriotic duty to steal as much as you can from the media--they hate you, they hate America, they hate freedom. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (zwX/r) At the beginning of the VHS tape of Amazon Women on the Moon (1987), a hilarious movie which seems to have been forgotten, that FBI warning comes in and suddenly William Marshall (Blackula, Dr. Daystrom) jumps into the screen and says "Oh I am so scared!!!!!" and then announces he is the Captain of the Video Pirates, and they break into this vault and start stealing chests full of tapes and dvds. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (uWKK8) 147
Maybe Naked News could be reprised. Of course no one wants to Cooper and Tater naked.
How about The View? Now I have to throw bleach on my own brain... Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2025 12:50 PM (AJ8yr) 148
Rod Serling steps to center stage. His suit, unwrinkled. His hair, perfect. His cigarette, lit but never smoked.
"Imagine a world where there are no news channels, no possible way to find out what's..." Ahhh, shaddup! At least nobody is lying to us anymore! *takes big chomp on carrot* Posted by: Even Bugs has had enough of their BS at June 19, 2025 12:50 PM (FCbAQ) Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:50 PM (kTd/k) 150
Your prayers have been answered!
“Pirates of the Caribbean” Producer Confirms Next Movie Will Be “A New Take,” but Will Feature Returning Cast Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl) I enjoyed the first three but they're just beating a dead fucking horse. Dear Disney, Stop. Please. Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 12:50 PM (4jjip) 151
But of course.
Woke Disney’s “Ironheart” Includes Drag Queen “Robin Hood” Character Who Steals From the “Privileged” - Auntie Fa?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 152
15 semen-hued Nepo Baby
-- I love this place. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 19, 2025 12:31 PM (x0cJQ) Come for the cruelty; stay for the cruelty. Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 19, 2025 12:51 PM (wtvvX) 153
There's always two very real possibilities:
1. They actually work for an "intelligence" agency 2. They do it because it gives them access to all the dicks they can suck and f**k. C. Both Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:47 PM I know math is frowned upon here, but isn't that three possibilities? Asking for the commentariat. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 12:51 PM (0sNs1) 154
I am utterly baffled that these guys get paid so much. In no conceivable way does Anderson Cooper pull in 18 million dollars worth of advertising a year. How do companies get so stupid?
--- Like the Boomers that watched Shep: "He's such a clean, good looking young man. My granddaughter should marry a man like him. If she'd ever stop dying her hair purple." "He's so handsome, I trust him." "Oh, another ad for Kenvkel! I need to ask my doctor if he can prescribe me that. Medicare will cover it." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 12:51 PM (zwX/r) 155
‘Expensive Ratings Poison Anti-Talent’
ace, promise to donate your brain to #Science after your demise? Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2025 12:51 PM (Z4sr+) 156
I only read Ace of Spades for the posts referencing me.
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 19, 2025 12:51 PM (6M97i) 157
Robert cate to look at my Tensor stuff? Thanks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:51 PM (4dV5R) 158
yeah sydney sweeney is somwhere between cute and meh
Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 12:51 PM (jOoC1) 159
19 Mystery Click is quality.
Though, I am a bigger fan of Arc of a Diver. Winwood is one of my favorite guitarists. Posted by: garrett There was a Winwood click on last night’s ONT that sent me on a three hour solo dance party. Lucy the Fink hid under the coffee table and gave me the Stink Eye. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (5vJ24) 160
Cooper's entire identity is predicated on his "fame." He can't live without it.
He's like the little kid in the Simpsons "I'm making a difference!" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (e7kz6) 161
“Pirates of the Caribbean” Producer Confirms Next Movie Will Be “A New Take,” but Will Feature Returning Cast
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl) Nick Swardson as "Terri" alone makes Reno 911 watchable. Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2025 12:46 PM (j4U/Z) Anyone remember the comic strip, "Terry and the Pirates"? Seems to me that would be a natural for a series of movies. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (TbkBj) 162
If your company makes a lot of money, it's because of your leadership and strategic insight.
If your company loses a lot of money, it's because of "headwinds" about which nobody can do anything. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 12:36 PM (QnmlO) Tell me if you've heard this one... We are a disruptive market force poised to revolutionize the industry and lead it into the next (insert lengthy time period here) by doing exactly the same thing as every other company in our market segment. Regrettably, headwinds require us to trim headcount and enact (almost) across-the-board paycuts. Bonuses for leadership! Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (ExV1e) 163
Just watched some dumbass Aussie yalking head interview the Israeli Deputy Foreign Minister (who has a big rack), and he kept interrupting her. Iran hit a hospital, and the Aussie douchebag immediately brought up Gaza.
What a bunch of antisemitic asshoes. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (sRoQh) Hold on. Hold on. How big a rack we talkin' about? Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (4jjip) Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (Z4sr+) 165
Your prayers have been answered!
“Pirates of the Caribbean” Producer Confirms Next Movie Will Be “A New Take,” but Will Feature Returning Cast Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 19, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl) I enjoyed the first three but they're just beating a dead fucking horse. Dear Disney, Stop. Please. Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 12:50 PM Keith Richards will the last surviving cast member. Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (jc0TO) 166
f I had a gajillion dollars I would not want a job
------------- Cooper's entire identity is predicated on his "fame." He can't live without it. Posted by: Halfhand at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM (nKrQD) Rumor has it, back in the day, his mommy not only rented him out to rich and powerful men, but she also participated in sex orgies with her son and said men. Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:53 PM (H4w1S) 167
100 I will be filling the void in this market. My new venture is "Living Room News". My cohorts and I will travel to your house and present the daily news in your personal living room by means of interpretive dance.
----------- You played the Oregan Senate yesterday, right? Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 12:42 PM (TN0g+) ____________________________ Oh, don't remind me. In the middle of our tribute to Transgenders we had a bit of a snag with the catwalk cables. We used "It's Raining Men" as a theme and one of our stars took a rather scary tumble. Landed on the House gavel, which took about 20 minutes to extricate. Although, I think it could have taken less time if Petey Smalls wasn't enjoying it so much. Posted by: Entre P. Neur at June 19, 2025 12:53 PM (dIske) 168
I'm having fun visualizing these MSMers like Joy Reid, Chuck Todd, Jim Acosta, and Terry Moran crawling over to social media and trying to figure out how it works. I bet they have to hire someone to set up their YouTube channels. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 12:53 PM (HuRzZ) 169
Elijah Miller started following Pippa and then after Ana Vallens' libelous attack on Kirsche he fixated on her.
Kirsche's mods have combed through the logs, he only started to follow her after the Vice hit pieces. He never posted anything. Elijah Miller is quite the whack-a-doodle. High functioning autistic. Roblox. Telegram. VR female avatar. Neutral on the EU. Against anti-Semitism and Palestine, Israel, and Islam. Names on shotgun were copied from a New Zealand mass murderer. At one point his mom hid his firearms. But he still had them. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:49 PM (4dV5R) Kiwi farms found he claimed to be a tranny at one point, too. Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 12:53 PM (4jjip) 170
Maybe Andy can get a seat on The View? Whiny, ugly little bitch that he is... he'd fit right in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2025 12:53 PM (Q4IgG) 171
128 I don’t understand people like Cooper. Maybe I’m a lazy worthless pile of dung but if I had a gajillion dollars I would not want a job. Spend time with family, read write exercise… a thousand things to do including more involvement in my local church. Why a job when a salary is not needed?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (OW907) Tucker Carlson is another Nepo Baby, so is Matthew Iglesias. They do it because they're bored and love making other people think they're important. All three of them inherited millions. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2025 12:54 PM (uWKK8) 172
some dumbass Aussie yalking head interview the Israeli Deputy Foreign Minister (who has a big rack), and he kept interrupting her. Iran hit a hospital, and the Aussie douchebag immediately brought up Gaza.
What a bunch of antisemitic asshoes. Posted by: anchorbabe disagreeing with somebody does not mean youre antismetic now Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 12:54 PM (jOoC1) 173
"The broadcast channels will probably survive" You mean the over the air channels that have a commercial rate > 50%? TV is dead to me.
Posted by: The Ghost of John McCain at June 19, 2025 12:54 PM (Ea+Az) 174
Taking away the pharma grift would likely force the news networks to have to improve their ratings.
They might have to actually...break news. Now...that would be something we haven't seen in a long time Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 12:54 PM (t0Rmr) 175
They'll just replace them with injury lawyer ads.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 12:38 PM (QnmlO) More insurance and car manufacturers ads. Local inserts will be more lawyers, and more car dealers. Oh, and gutter commercials. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 19, 2025 12:54 PM (5xuJ/) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM (HuRzZ) 177
I watch a couple Fox shows. Otherwise, I'd cut the cord.
One more rate increase, though, I'm out. Posted by: PJ at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM (RRCAT) 178
Before the separation, the company will take out another $17.5B in debt. I'm not sure how the company expects to pay that back, given that it's already drowning in debt.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM (iFTx/) We'll make it up on volume!!! Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: Man at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM (tubbA) 180
I met a woman at an event who worked for the Discovery Channel. Back in the blue collar/redneck reality show heyday, when those shows were money makers for the cable channels, and Duck Dynasty was king.
She despised all of it. She felt it was so beneath then to provide to the masses, her own employer. I'm positive she wasn't the only one who worked there who felt that way. Like it was a weird carnival show act that beat out the highbrow stuff, and they couldn't get over it. When you hate the audience that keeps the lights on, it always turns into trouble. By the way, I hear there's going to be a Dick Dynasty reboot, I hope it does well. This is a good time for it. Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM (54iBb) 181
I'd like to see television/cable remain viable.
It is the competition to streaming which helps mitigate subscription costs to streaming platforms. Posted by: Venus Soytrap at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM (+H+LQ) 182
Why doesn't CNN get into the streaming game? They could call it CNN+ or something like that.
Posted by: JasonG at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM (n1HZw) Posted by: Eeyore at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM (od0dV) 184
I'm not sure how the company expects to pay that back, given that it's already drowning in debt.
All they need is for Superman to make 60 billion dollars and they're in the green! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (e7kz6) 185
booze and cigaratte ads > prescrip pharm ads
Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (jOoC1) 186
I know math is frowned upon here, but isn't that three possibilities?
Asking for the commentariat. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 12:51 PM (0sNs1) In the immortal words of one of our most learned jurists, I'm not a biologist, how would I know? Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (H4w1S) 187
When a blow dried airhead starts a podcast do they go in with a contract from some idiot or another or do they have to do it the hard way--one subscriber at a a time?
Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (kTd/k) 188
Fox Shows are on Rumble. Sly Fox.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (0FEUr) Posted by: Intercepted Future Ex-CNN Anchor Transmissions at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (iGK7y) 190
90 'Zaslav killed this place. He killed it,' the source said. 'The last few years under Zas has been a disaster in terms of what he has done,' the person added. ________ Yes. Everything was going so well, then he killed it. Posted by: Eeyore at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM ------ Blaming the mortician. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (d4X7t) 191
Oh my, best worst typo! DUCK dynasty, not dick. That would be a good name for a porno film though.
Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (54iBb) 192
112 How much does Tater make in the quest to keep his thighs plump and creamy?
___ $9.50 an hour, plus snacks. Posted by: Spuds McDbag at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (qUkBO) 193
I know how CNN can get ratings. Now...here me out.
The Naked News with Anderson Cooper. Whattya think? Posted by: Kathy Griffin at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (t0Rmr) 194
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Border Patrol agents shut down massive 3,000-foot drug smuggling tunnel between Tijuana, Mexico and San Diego, equipped with lighting, ventilation systems and tracks to move narcotics The agents discovered the tunnel in early April while it was ACTIVELY under construction The tunnel had a projected exit point near or inside a commercial warehouse space in San Diego. X: https://bit.ly/4e6Q6Ho Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (P5BPp) 195
How much longer to we have to wait for the Five Finger Death Punch from banning pharma ads?
They should totally release a song titled "Banning Pharma Ads". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 12:57 PM (ExV1e) 196
Hold on. Hold on.
How big a rack we talkin' about? Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (4jjip) See for yourself. https://youtu.be/8FzLXvY_HMg?si=AC_xPZwN2Wv7Q-yc Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2025 12:57 PM (sRoQh) 197
Oh my, best worst typo! DUCK dynasty, not dick. That would be a good name for a porno film though.
Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (54iBb) I laughed. 🤣 Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 19, 2025 12:57 PM (YnIVK) Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 12:57 PM (t0Rmr) 199
Why a job when a salary is not needed? Posted by: LinusVanPelt ============== I know what you mean and I feel the same way, but in general, people like to work and feel important and productive. His mother worked. Jackie-O worked. In their way, of course, not like riveting airplanes. But I remember hearing Gloria Vanderbilt in a lifestyle interview once repeatedly referring to "my work" and how she "had to" do this-and-that. By the way, my old mom LOVES Gloria Vanderbilt pedal-pushers and jeans! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 12:57 PM (HuRzZ) 200
Anyone remember the comic strip, "Terry and the Pirates"? Seems to me that would be a natural for a series of movies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon After The Family Circus series of movies. Posted by: Billy and PJ at June 19, 2025 12:57 PM (G5+As) 201
By the way, I hear there's going to be a Dick Dynasty reboot, I hope it does well.
Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2025 12:55 PM Oh, my! Me, too! Posted by: George Takei at June 19, 2025 12:58 PM (0sNs1) 202
Following up on my comment above about the nature of the transaction, I'm ... not sure what to make of it.
I don't think it's just about trying to excise a dumpster fire of rancid shit properties to save the rest. I think the company is in deep trouble beyond just the problems with CNN and the like. This entire thing seems like Wall Street investment banking bullshit to try to juice a dying company, by splitting into two semi-comatose companies, but without fixing any of the fundamental problems. Possibly the streaming side will make money. But it doesn't appear to be setting the market on fire now. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 12:58 PM (iFTx/) 203
I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: Mary Worth at June 19, 2025 12:58 PM (gOQlM) 204
191 Oh my, best worst typo! DUCK dynasty, not dick. That would be a good name for a porno film though.
Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (54iBb) __________________ Already trademarked for Richard "Dick" Levine's (aka Rachel) documentary. Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2025 12:58 PM (dIske) 205
By the way, I hear there's going to be a Dick Dynasty reboot, I hope it does well.
As long as they don't start soft, I'm sure they can get a big following. I suspect they'll give a lot of focus to the head. Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 12:59 PM (t0Rmr) 206
Anyway, remember the big FBI warning that was oh-so serious on VHS tapes?
The PSAs that "piracy is not a victimless crime?" Amusingly, the yoots, in response to the everything's a subscription business model, have come up with the saying something like "if purchasing doesn't mean owning then piracy isn't stealing". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 12:59 PM (ExV1e) 207
Apropos of nothing, Family Circus was originally named Family Circle, hence it's unique circular frame.
That name ran into copyright issues and had to be changed. Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 12:59 PM (jc0TO) 208
Isn't CNN already a TV version of Doonesbury ?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 12:59 PM (t0Rmr) 209
By the way, she'll like it too.
Posted by: Frank Thomas at June 19, 2025 12:59 PM (Ea+Az) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (4dV5R) 211
This story brings tremendous joy to my heart. I wish nothing but the worst for these communist propagandists.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (Sw64s) 212
Anyone remember the comic strip, "Terry and the Pirates"? Seems to me that would be a natural for a series of movies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (TbkBj) I believe they made some movie serials of it, back in the 30s or 40s??? Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (wtvvX) 213
Oh my, best worst typo! DUCK dynasty, not dick. That would be a good name for a porno film though.
Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (54iBb) I thought yo meant say that.________________ Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (kTd/k) 214
Keith Richards will witness the Sun go red giant.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (fV+MH) 215
Gonna be tough to ban pharma ads, since a supreme court ruling decided it was violating free speech to block them from broadcast. I think that's a hilariously bad ruling, but that's where it stands right now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (e7kz6) 216
See for yourself.
https://youtu.be/8FzLXvY_HMg?si=AC_xPZwN2Wv7Q-yc Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2025 12:57 PM (sRoQh) Will not age well. Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (iGK7y) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 01:01 PM (4dV5R) 218
In the immortal words of one of our most learned jurists, I'm not a biologist, how would I know?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?" Posted by: Chris Real Genius Knight at June 19, 2025 01:01 PM (P5BPp) 219
Jethro Clampitt?
Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 12:41 PM (TN0g+) That's the kind of slipup a fed would make. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 01:01 PM (ExV1e) 220
disagreeing with somebody does not mean youre antismetic now
Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 12:54 PM (jOoC1) Spouting Hamas propaganda uncritically points towards antisemitism, or at the very least, worthless reporting. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2025 01:01 PM (sRoQh) 221
When a blow dried airhead starts a podcast do they go in with a contract from some idiot or another or do they have to do it the hard way--one subscriber at a a time?
Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (kTd/k) I sort of assume a lot of them go in being bankrolled. There are a few examples, none of whom ever seemed to make anything of their efforts, so I just figured eventually the money dries up. Or they have something the bankrollers want, and continue to get funded, either through blackmail or some other currency that has nothing to do with how many viewers they get. Which, again, is how cable nooz operates now. Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 01:01 PM (H4w1S) 222
https://youtu.be/8FzLXvY_HMg?si=AC_xPZwN2Wv7Q-yc
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2025 12:57 PM (sRoQh) Ah, they aren't that big. Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 01:01 PM (4jjip) 223
Dondi was Mary Worth's love child.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:02 PM (fV+MH) 224
disagreeing with somebody does not mean youre antismetic now
Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 12:54 PM (jOoC1) Spouting Hamas propaganda uncritically points towards antisemitism, or at the very least, worthless reporting. Posted by: anchorbabe if everything is racism nothing is racism if everybody is a nazi nobody is a nazi that hes a dope does not mean hes antisemetic Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:02 PM (jOoC1) 225
Brianna Wu said "You’ve tossed sex perverts the keys to the women’s bathroom, laughed off concerns that parents have about their children being sexualized and have turned my medical condition into a joke.”
Posted by: Elric Blade Your "medical condition" has always been a joke. But two out of three ain't bad. Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2025 01:02 PM (6QLee) Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 01:02 PM (t0Rmr) 227
"Generally, talking-head videos are a huge time waster, since a written transcript can be read and digested much more quickly, and with better retention."
Particularly since there's usually only 2 minutes of material padded out to 15 in order to appease the YT algorithm. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 01:02 PM (ExV1e) 228
It might actually be interesting for cable operators to start contracting with podcasters to air their content through traditional delivery methods.
Why not a cable package with a single channel of conservative podcasters, a cable channel of leftist podcasters, sports podcasters, etc, etc, and hanging on to the live-streaming items like live sports? No production costs, on air talent is probably a lot cheaper, distribution model already exists, and you could work in some local stuff based on zip code including local news. Posted by: Venus Soytrap at June 19, 2025 01:02 PM (+H+LQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 01:02 PM (4dV5R) 230
PSA: When posting YT links, everything from the "?" on forward in the url can be omitted for brevity.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 19, 2025 01:03 PM (nKrQD) Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:03 PM (jc0TO) 232
Amusingly, the yoots, in response to the everything's a subscription business model, have come up with the saying something like "if purchasing doesn't mean owning then piracy isn't stealing".
Its hard to argue with that logic, to be honest. I would feel a lot less guilty downloading a game and playing it if they are going to charge monthly to play it once you have bought it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:03 PM (e7kz6) 233
X: https://bit.ly/4e6Q6Ho
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 19, 2025 12:56 PM (P5BPp) Sure, Jan. I bet you believe every little thing those MAGAts tell you! That wasn’t a drug smuggling tunnel…that was a hospital where the Sparks of Divinity planned to cure cancer!!@..! Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2025 01:03 PM (2PqgG) 234
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Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2025 12:33 PM (OW907) I do admire that Anderson actually went and reported actual journalism in war zones. I think some nepo babies were taught the old school Gilded Age idea of noblesse oblige... with great wealth comes great responsibility. And they also have a drive to prove themselves beyond mummy or daddy's money. I also think Anderson feels tarnished by the crazy Vanderbilt family legacy and wanted to overcome it. And for better or worse, it gives them eff you money to do what they want. Tucker had family money, so walking away from Fox and starting his own media company was a viable option. It's not so much for others. Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2025 01:03 PM (r36Mc) 235
Curious:
This year a lot of 30-year contracts that local affiliates have signed to broadcast the Big Four networks will expire. Will more be signed, or will they be of shorter duration, or…? Posted by: Cow Demon at June 19, 2025 01:03 PM (4IClK) 236
Also his grandfather was a Waffen SS panzer driver.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (4dV5R) HA! It gets funnier and funnier. Tensor page is all liked up, by the way. Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (4jjip) 237
I'm doing great now. No, really.
Posted by: Cwis Wallace at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (Ea+Az)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 239
Don't encourage One-Noting.
Posted by: toby928 it is funny how youre as triggered by differing thoughts as libs. Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (jOoC1) 240
When Discovery Warner goes bankrupt (and it will) I hope JMS can buy back ALL the rights (and any material recordings) for Babylon 5 and actually re-master it properly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (O7YUW) 241
Nick Swardson as "Terri" alone makes Reno 911 watchable.
Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2025 12:46 PM (j4U/Z) Anyone remember the comic strip, "Terry and the Pirates"? Seems to me that would be a natural for a series of movies. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 12:52 PM (TbkBj) ---- "Terry and the Butt Pirates" is about all Hollywood is capable of producing these days. Also Terry is a transweirdo, of course. "Terry" from Reno:911 as Captain Pinkbeard might be entertaining, though. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (IBQGV) 242
"Anderson Cooper sucks infected dick, dies of Dick Dysentery."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (TbkBj) 243
Since I build and upgrade all of these broadcast facilities, this directly affects me, I have always thought about retiring early, I only have a couple more years for full retirement, so if the industry doesn't completely implode in the next 5 years, I should be good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (XV/Pl) 244
Web3 is still being built.
It's largely dismissed by the big money because it's tied into crypto. But, it monetizes viewer interaction and the content, it's becoming a collaboration where the viewer and the creator both become the creators of the content. Think of it as here, Ace getting paid the more people comment, people paying to have their post promoted, Ace pulling comments into the main posts, that then generates more engagement, more content, more revenue, all which each increase the other, and the platform pushes the post out to more viewers. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (zwX/r) 245
It's kind of insane. They can hardly even gross $1B on a movie, which winds up being just about break even. Even if they did eke out a couple hundred million profit on a movie (which would be a massive success), they'd have to do that literally a hundred times to even make a dent in their debt.
They're not here for the hunting. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 01:05 PM (BcT2b) 246
Will not age well.
Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (iGK7y) Not the hottest woman, but rack. It is a hard-wired thing. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2025 01:05 PM (sRoQh) 247
Breaking news: Disney World is experiencing the lowest June attendance in a decade.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 01:05 PM (0sNs1) 248
There was a three movie adaptation of Gasoline Alley in the early 50s.
Posted by: Skeezix And Uncle Walt at June 19, 2025 01:05 PM (G5+As) 249
it is funny how youre as triggered by differing thoughts as libs.
Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM Don't talk to me, Joe. Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:06 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: YOHAN THE LIBRARIAN at June 19, 2025 01:06 PM (3TalN) 251
247 Breaking news: Disney World is experiencing the lowest June attendance in a decade.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 01:05 PM (0sNs Die Mouse die... Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 01:06 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:06 PM (fV+MH) 253
Before the separation, the company will take out another $17.5B in debt. I'm not sure how the company expects to pay that back, given that it's already drowning in debt.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 12:48 PM (iFTx/) They brought in some consultants who're retired members of Congress. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 01:06 PM (ExV1e) 254
Lol...all your instincts were right! DU has a poll up asking members what "generation" they're part of.
6% - Silent Generation (1928-1945) 56% - Boomers (1946-1964) 31%- Gen X (1965-1980) 6% - Millennials (1981-1996) 0% - Born 1997 or younger Do these results reveal that DU is unsustainable? Where are the young people going instead? Or are they just not into politics that much? younger people are more on Reddit, in discord groups (I have a very active mom group that discusses politics a lot there), and they listen to a lot of podcasts for political talk. I read somewhere that the No Kings protesters were disproportionately Boomer. I'm worried about whether some of the younger generations are too addicted to their phones, or perhaps too traumatized, or whatever, to be as politically active as others. The Boomers were extremely active in their youth, but the threat of the draft was a powerful motivator. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 19, 2025 01:06 PM (ycI94) 255
"Anderson Cooper sucks infected dick, dies of Dick Dysentery."
That's no way to make it across the Oregon Trail Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:06 PM (e7kz6) 256
it is funny how youre as triggered by differing thoughts as libs.
Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM Don't talk to me, Joe. Posted by: toby who is joe? if I do talk to you are you going to dry or rage scream? Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:06 PM (jOoC1) 257
Learn to Choad Of course, Ms Vanderbilt is already an expert. (Yes, I know that choad isn't a verb. But it's amusing.) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 01:07 PM (y9nCu) 258
When Discovery Warner goes bankrupt (and it will) I hope JMS can buy back ALL the rights (and any material recordings) for Babylon 5 and actually re-master it properly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (O7YUW) ---- Careful what you wish for. Hasn't JMS gone full lefty retard? He might decide to give us a "new and improved" B5 for a "modern audience." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2025 01:07 PM (IBQGV) 259
CNN is bad but MSNBC is worse...When is it gonna die? Posted by: It's me donna ================ I keep asking. We keep reading "their ratings are through the floor." Then they go through the floor, and apparently there's another floor below that. And another below that. It's floors all the way down! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 01:07 PM (HuRzZ) 260
The Disney Death Star is imploding.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 01:07 PM (0FEUr) 261
Breaking news: Disney World is experiencing the lowest June attendance in a decade.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 01:05 PM (0sNs1) Epic Universe eating their lunch. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:07 PM (sRoQh) 262
Thanks Robert.
Kirsche has an hour long episode trying to make sense of Elijah. It about broke her brain, which is saying something as she is such a mistress of cursed lore. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 01:07 PM (4dV5R) 263
Gonna be tough to ban pharma ads, since a supreme court ruling decided it was violating free speech to block them from broadcast. I think that's a hilariously bad ruling, but that's where it stands right now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (e7kz6) _______ True, but the whole "commercial speech" legal arena is a mess. You can't block commercial ads, but you can regulate them fairly strictly to ensure they're truthful and not misleading. In the case of pharma ads, I think they're almost inherently misleading, in a way that's materially different from a beer commercial where it shows average guys drinking beer with supermodel-quality babes. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 01:08 PM (iFTx/) 264
Lol...all your instincts were right! DU has a poll up asking members what "generation" they're part of.
6% - Silent Generation (1928-1945) 56% - Boomers (1946-1964) 31%- Gen X (1965-1980) 6% - Millennials (1981-1996) 0% - Born 1997 or younger It was an easy call. All their references were very old and the protesters all remember when Dragnet was on the radio. When two thirds of your population is knocking on heaven's door you're not really part of the culture any longer. The thing is... we're not much different here. I think we're probably 10 years younger on average, but that's not a lot. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:08 PM (e7kz6) 265
You’d think Cooper, as heir to the Vanderbilt fortune, wouldn’t have to worry about a job. When mummy Gloria Vanderbilt died, people speculated she might have been worth $200 million. Instead, her son Cooper, heir to the bulk of her fortune only received ~$1.5 million. Now some people could live on that: 5% (which you could reasonably expect to tap without unduly endangering the principal) of $1.5 million is $75,000. But you can’t live in style in a major city on just that, and who wants to live a frugal life in the boonies? So Anderson must keep plugging away. I wonder if he has saved or invested any of his extravagant salary?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 01:08 PM (qgNn3) 266
Shouldn't Brianna Wu be referring to her "mental" condition, not medical?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM (U/Wlk) 267
263 Gonna be tough to ban pharma ads, since a supreme court ruling decided it was violating free speech to block them from broadcast. I think that's a hilariously bad ruling, but that's where it stands right now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:00 PM (e7kz6) _______ True, but the whole "commercial speech" legal arena is a mess. You can't block commercial ads, but you can regulate them fairly strictly to ensure they're truthful and not misleading. In the case of pharma ads, I think they're almost inherently misleading, in a way that's materially different from a beer commercial where it shows average guys drinking beer with supermodel-quality babes. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 01:08 PM (iFTx/) Ah, but interestingly, no cigarette ads on TV since 1971. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM (4IClK) 268
261 Breaking news: Disney World is experiencing the lowest June attendance in a decade
My Daughter is going to San Diego to help My Grandaughetr move and thought they'd go to Disneyland for the day... A one day park pass was 250 dollars... One day.... Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM (iGK7y) 270
Can you imagine Anderson Cooper with a VTuber avatar?
What would he select? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2025 12:32 PM (4dV5R) Jackie Treehorn penis drawing. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM (/HDaX) 271
her son Cooper, heir to the bulk of her fortune only received ~$1.5 million. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit ============= Whoa, really? How did that happen? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM (HuRzZ) 272
UHF comes to mind . . . Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 12:39 PM (D7oie) __________ Many moons ago, there was an ad on one of the Philadelphia UHF stations for Clear Plastic Slipcovers, featuring a girl in hot pants with huge cans inviting the viewer to buy a set. This would have been an excellent Moron commercial. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM (QnmlO) 273
I can't wait to see the semen-hued Nepo Baby read ads for Squarspace, Fum, and Factor. - Ace
Manscape https://youtu.be/vYS__QY6-iw Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (NXz8h) Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (jOoC1) 275
I'm sorry, but who's Brianna Wu?
Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (kTd/k) 276
I read somewhere that the No Kings protesters were disproportionately Boomer. I'm worried about whether some of the younger generations are too addicted to their phones, or perhaps too traumatized, or whatever, to be as politically active as others.
Or.... and work with me here, grandpa... you're just wrong and are on the small end of history. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (e7kz6) 277
'Zaslav killed this place. He killed it,' the source said.
'The last few years under Zas has been a disaster in terms of what he has done,' the person added. Are these the same people who led a revolt against the last guy WBD put in charge of CNN? That was the guy that fired Stelter, and tried to bring CNN back to the middle, but kept Acosta, Tapper, and Cooper around. They all cried for months until that guy was forced out, and now they're doing it again with this guy, who gave them Tater back, but had to get rid of the dead weight known as Acosta. Obviously the inmates are still running the asylum at CNN and it's never going to get any better until they fire these Dem cultists who've ruined every news agency they attach themselves to over the last 25 years. Fire every producer, reporter, and anchor there now and hire people who can be objective and report the news as fairly & truthfully as possible and then they might have a chance in the future. Anything short of that just isn't going to get the job done. But if they do that, their demented audience will leave in droves and they'll be just as screwed as they are now. Rock meet the hard place of your own making. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (6ydKt) 278
Shouldn't Brianna Wu be referring to her "mental" condition, not medical?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM (U/Wlk) Doesn't that presuppose the existence of a mind? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (TbkBj) 279
if everything is racism nothing is racism
if everybody is a nazi nobody is a nazi that hes a dope does not mean hes antisemetic Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:02 PM (jOoC1) I don't think the Semitic Supremacist lobby understands that they are doing to their own grievance model what the blacks and feminists have done to their grievance models. The constant overapplication of "anti-Semitic" claims and pearl clutching at any disagreement is deadening greater society to the term. Pretty soon, someone will call you anti-Semitic and you'll just roll your eyes and mock them, and much of society will join you in the mockery. Posted by: Unpopular Truth at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (+H+LQ) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (sRoQh) 281
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Cooper needs a Commissar Judge to declare the Communist News Network can't fire him without a hearing Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (+qU29) Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:11 PM (jc0TO) 283
"{it is funny how youre as triggered by differing thoughts as libs.
Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM " You're arguments are disingenuous, and unserious. Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:11 PM (fV+MH) 284
Don't overlook the obvious, a merger of CNN and MSNBC. Individually they each suck, together they suck twice as much.
Posted by: Eric at June 19, 2025 01:11 PM (a2F+C) 285
There is a deep well documented video on GM’s problems that will come to a head in 2027. Essentially they sold out their global markets to SAIC (Chinese) and gave away their engineering and technology development to them to a very large degree.
In 2027 the agreement between the two companies comes to an end and GM is going to have to make the decision to go bankrupt or just slap their brands on Chinese vehicles. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 01:11 PM (tn3dm) 286
Ah, but interestingly, no cigarette ads on TV since 1971
Yeah its one of those court rulings that is not based on law and reality, but on cultural pressure. Ciggys are forbidden in culture, but most of the population is aging and desperate to remain young. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:11 PM (e7kz6) 287
Plot Twist: Netflix will start showing traditional broadcast channels next summer
https://is.gd/0hl85C Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (NXz8h) 288
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (zwX/r) ============== Does Web3 automate this somehow or somethign? Because that's the model for all of social media as far as I know. Engagement begets $$$, and the user input is half the fun. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (HuRzZ) 289
Can you imagine Anderson Cooper with a VTuber avatar?
What would he select? Animated eggplant emoji for sure. Posted by: Ian S. at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (QZThv) 290
Manscape
I am baffled by this phenomenon. No one likes to get a hair in their throat when enjoying a plump weiner. Posted by: Barack Obama at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (t0Rmr) 291
My Daughter is going to San Diego to help My Grandaughetr move and thought they'd go to Disneyland for the day... A one day park pass was 250 dollars... One day....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 01:09 PM It used to be that you could sit through a timeshare presentation and get free tickets to Disney World. Is that still a thing? Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (jgmnb) 293
Since I build and upgrade all of these broadcast facilities, this directly affects me, I have always thought about retiring early, I only have a couple more years for full retirement, so if the industry doesn't completely implode in the next 5 years, I should be good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (XV/Pl) Spent 35 years in television broadcast engineering. Finally retired in 2019. Hobbies, of course, include electronics, so I spend my hours in the basement workshop restoring old radios and TVs as well. I loved what I was doing, but eventually the corporate side of the business made much of it no longer fun. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (5xuJ/) 294
I don't think the Semitic Supremacist lobby understands that they are doing to their own grievance model what the blacks and feminists have done to their grievance models.
We get it, you hate the nefarious Hebrew. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (e7kz6) 295
You're arguments are disingenuous, and unserious.
Posted by: eleven are you his twin, ffs there was at a time everybody here was proud to say they could hold two differerring and competing thoughts simultaneously, now its hard to find somebody that has a thought here sad when you are so easily triggered Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:14 PM (oE76Z) 296
We get it, you hate the nefarious Hebrew.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (e7kz6) **rolls eyes** Posted by: Unpopular Truth at June 19, 2025 01:14 PM (+H+LQ) 297
My dog barks at me when she sees me on the HQ.
Posted by: Still lurking up north at June 19, 2025 01:14 PM (kTd/k) 298
>> 247 Breaking news: Disney World is experiencing the lowest June attendance in a decade. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 01:05 PM (0sNs
Wait, making trips to the parks unaffordable for the middle class, who should be your target audience, while also making all your franchises lame and gay, ISN'T the best business plan?! The only people I know still doing Disney trips are upper middle class families that can take the hit, wealthy boomers taking the kids and grandkids and paying for it all, DINK couples, or single millennials with disposable income. Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2025 01:14 PM (RfKjF) 299
Breaking news: Disney World is experiencing the lowest June attendance in a decade.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 01:05 PM More via Grok: Disney World’s low June 2025 attendance stands out compared to competitors, likely due to its premium pricing and guest frustration with added costs (e.g., Lightning Lane, up to $25/ride). Universal Orlando benefits most from Disney’s dip, with Epic Universe pulling crowds. Other Orlando parks (SeaWorld, Busch Gardens) hold steady but don’t see major spikes. Non-Florida parks (Disneyland, Cedar Point, Six Flags) show typical summer crowds, unaffected by Disney World’s specific challenges. Heat, school schedules, and economic pressures (inflation, travel costs) impact all parks, but Disney’s higher cost structure amplifies guest pushback. https://bit.ly/45wYrC6 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 19, 2025 01:14 PM (P5BPp) 300
It used to be that you could sit through a timeshare presentation and get free tickets to Disney World.
Is that still a thing? Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (jc0TO) Yeah, but the Super 8 they put you up in has a TV chained to the wall. And the ticket is to GatorWorld. Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 01:14 PM (iGK7y) 301
Oh boy, more Just Asking Questions. So much fun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 01:14 PM (BcT2b) 302
Lol...all your instincts were right! DU has a poll up asking members what "generation" they're part of.
--- Damn. 93% are near 50 or older. I bet it's also a similar percentage that had government or government-dependent jobs. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 01:15 PM (zwX/r) 303
"Don't overlook the obvious, a merger of CNN and MSNBC. Individually they each suck, together they suck twice as much.
Posted by: Eric " Hey. It's worth a shot. Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:15 PM (fV+MH) 304
Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post. Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen. Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe. Joe's Tautology: Average Joe sucks cock by choice. Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:15 PM (jc0TO) 305
I don't think the Semitic Supremacist lobby understands that they are doing to their own grievance model what the blacks and feminists have done to their grievance models.
We get it, you hate the nefarious Hebrew. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (e7kz6) ________ "Hey guys, I've got an idea for a new superhero!" -- Marvel Bro Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 01:15 PM (iFTx/) 306
Oh no, People Here is here again? Motherfucker. I was gearing up for a good time, then that prick showed up. Darn it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 01:15 PM (BcT2b) 307
The only people I know still doing Disney trips are upper middle class families that can take the hit, wealthy boomers taking the kids and grandkids and paying for it all, DINK couples, or single millennials with disposable income.
Earlier this year I was getting a bunch of ads for the Disney parks that were supposed to be visitor created - bored looking people talking about how great the parks were while walking around doing nothing. Good background music though Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 01:15 PM (t0Rmr) 308
It's sad the only Boomers we seem to hear from are the narcissistic ones who indulged in every corrosive habit and brayed about it forever after. The whole generation is tarred by these fools. We rarely hear from the ones who got an education, got married, raised a family, worked hard and honestly, served their country, went to church, etc. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (QnmlO) 309
The thing is... we're not much different here. I think we're probably 10 years younger on average, but that's not a lot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Wait...we're not all 29?!?! Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (ycI94) 310
It will be bought by Soros, Omidyar, and others who feel that MSNBC is too conservative.
Posted by: MikeN at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (HVZOH) 311
>it is funny how youre as triggered by differing thoughts as libs.
Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:04 PM (jOoC1) This place is getting as echo chambery as most leftist haunts. Milquetoast criticism of Our Greatest Ally means ur a secret Notsee. It's ridiculous. I bet you the demographics here are very similar to the ones posted above about DU. Whether you all like it or not, things are going to change soon once that large generation is no longer in force. Millennials and Gen Z have very, very different attitudes and priorities. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (kcNr5) 312
Breaking news: Disney World is experiencing the lowest June
Yeah well. When their attendance started to wane, they raised prices to make up for the loss. Then they gutted half their park to make new attractions and rides, which won't be finished for five years or more, JUST as Universal released the hottest and most exciting park concept in decades. Disney used to lead the world in this kind of thing, now they are hidebound and fossilized, unable to lead, innovate, or create. The last new thing they put out was broken for months and got terrible reviews. Before that it was their hilariously disastrous multi-billion dollar Star Wars hotel. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:17 PM (e7kz6) 313
Wait...we're not all 29?!?! Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (ycI94) You starred in a movie in the 80s...29 you are not Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 01:17 PM (t0Rmr) 314
I would love to know the business case for ever paying Anderson Cooper this much money, as if he's a draw and they need to lock him down.
These were always bribes. You constantly reinforce the narrative and you're taken care of. Posted by: Eldo at June 19, 2025 01:17 PM (kRhM/) 315
Puppet Show And Blue Oyster Cult Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (sRoQh) Hey, no disrespecting BoC. Buck Dharma is a Moron.(Teh Ewok interviewed him on the AoS podcast when it was still active, years ago. Buck's a big fan of the HQ.) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 01:17 PM (y9nCu) 316
It used to be that you could sit through a timeshare presentation and get free tickets to Disney World.
Is that still a thing? Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM Via Grok: Yes, attending timeshare presentations to get free or discounted Disney World tickets is still a thing in 2025, though it’s less common and comes with caveats. Companies like Westgate Resorts, Holiday Inn Club Vacations, and Marriott Vacation Club offer promotions where you attend a 90-120 minute sales pitch in exchange for incentives, which can include Disney World tickets, Universal Orlando tickets, or gift cards (e.g., $200 Visa card) usable for park tickets. For example, a recent TikTok post highlighted a timeshare tour offering free Disney tickets, and websites like timeshareorlando.com promote packages with ticket-related perks. However, there are key considerations: https://bit.ly/43TdDbD Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 19, 2025 01:17 PM (P5BPp) 317
Hopefully, when RFK The Living kills the old geezer/ lard asses medical ads, cable TV will finally die. Ban those ads for ambalamps chasers too.
Posted by: Ban All Of Them at June 19, 2025 01:18 PM (R/m4+) 318
Plot Twist: Netflix will start showing traditional broadcast channels next summer https://is.gd/0hl85C Posted by: Alteria Pilgram =============== Oh God I don't want anyone to save CNN. Or the Hallmark Channel. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (HuRzZ) 319
Spent 35 years in television broadcast engineering. Finally retired in 2019. Hobbies, of course, include electronics, so I spend my hours in the basement workshop restoring old radios and TVs as well. I loved what I was doing, but eventually the corporate side of the business made much of it no longer fun.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (5xuJ I give you a concept, can you make an ‘electronic thing’ in your basement? Bbbwaaahhha! Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (jgmnb) 320
>Posted by: Unpopular Truth at June 19, 2025 01:10 PM (+H+LQ)
I love the NPC reaction immediately proving you right. It was so perfect, I'd almost think it was a put on. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (kcNr5) 321
PSA: When posting YT links, everything from the "?" on forward in the url can be omitted for brevity.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 19, 2025 01:03 PM (nKrQD) Also because it's a tracking cookie and those are evil. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (ExV1e) 322
Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post.
Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen. Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe. Joe's Tautology: Average Joe sucks cock by choice. Posted by: toby928 whoever , it not me and the smart hq commenters know who I am Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (w8xfB) 323
When the Boy was a babe in arms, I pinched his thigh to get out of the timeshare presentation and get the free tickets early.
Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (jc0TO) 324
We rarely hear from the ones who got an education, got married, raised a family, worked hard and honestly, served their country, went to church, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (QnmlO) The only way a generation is getting a good name is for a whole bunch of them to get thrown into a really, really big war and win. Or you could take the Gen-X route and say "Yeah, our generation sucks! We're the worst! Wooo!" and everyone else will be like "hey wow that guy is pretty cool". Otherwise, you're pretty much boned. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (BcT2b) 325
Breaking news: Disney World is experiencing the lowest June
Yeah well. When their attendance started to wane, they raised prices to make up for the loss. Then they gutted half their park to make new attractions and rides, which won't be finished for five years or more, JUST as Universal released the hottest and most exciting park concept in decades. Disney used to lead the world in this kind of thing, now they are hidebound and fossilized, unable to lead, innovate, or create. The last new thing they put out was broken for months and got terrible reviews. Before that it was their hilariously disastrous multi-billion dollar Star Wars hotel. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:17 PM (e7kz6) __ What was that? Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (iFTx/) 326
It's sad the only Boomers we seem to hear from are the narcissistic ones who indulged in every corrosive habit and brayed about it forever after. The whole generation is tarred by these fools.
Yeah, its like that every generation, the few loud and obnoxious members spoil general perception of the entire group. But its seems like some groups have... more of those types than others, shall we say. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (e7kz6) 327
I bet you the demographics here are very similar to the ones posted above about DU. Whether you all like it or not, things are going to change soon once that large generation is no longer in force. Millennials and Gen Z have very, very different attitudes and priorities.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (kcNr5) Yep, conservative Boomers are hoping they can hold the narrative together long enough to watch the country burn from their retirement villas in Florida. They don't care what mess they leave behind. Posted by: Unpopular Truth at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (+H+LQ) 328
The only people I know still doing Disney trips are upper middle class families that can take the hit, wealthy boomers taking the kids and grandkids and paying for it all, DINK couples, or single millennials with disposable income. Posted by: LizLem
You missed gay influencers doing Disneyland https://is.gd/PXRlka Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (NXz8h) 329
DEIsney is really stupid. WDW is their cash cow, bringing in like 30+% of profits, and they are intent on ripping up Tom Sawyers river, and replacing it with a Cars dirt track, when they DO actually spend capital in FL.
They knew about Epic Universe for years, and did nothing, except to destroy the world's most popular ride (Splash Mountain) and turn it into Tiana's Woke Adventure. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:20 PM (sRoQh) 330
For the record, I am antismegmatic.
Posted by: Anderson C. at June 19, 2025 01:20 PM (0sNs1) 331
Oh God I don't want anyone to save CNN. Or the Hallmark Channel.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (HuRzZ) Why do you hate Marilu Henner ? Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 01:20 PM (iGK7y) 332
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok The DOJ is suing Kentucky over policy offering discounted college tuition for illegal aliens The suit alleges the law unconstitutionally discriminates against U.S. citizens not afforded the same privilege. "No state can be allowed to treat Americans like second-class citizens in their own country by offering financial benefits to illegal aliens," - AG Pam Bondi Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2025 01:20 PM (NpAcC) 333
"A dark cloud hangs over CNN headquarters as staffers brace for layoffs and a likely sale of the network amid another reshuffling by its parents company." LOL. If they had just stayed with their previously winning formula instead of trying to turn the country gay and communist they might not be in this spot. Fucking morons. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 19, 2025 01:20 PM (et1vG) 334
We rarely hear from the ones who got an education, got married, raised a family, worked hard and honestly, served their country, went to church, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (QnmlO) *raises hand* Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 19, 2025 01:20 PM (5xuJ/) 335
I’m surprised it’s taken this long for the switch. I went streaming only 10ish years ago. I just kinda assumed everyone else had as well.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 19, 2025 01:21 PM (/CkK4) 336
Hey, no disrespecting BoC. Buck Dharma is a Moron.(Teh Ewok interviewed him on the AoS podcast when it was still active, years ago. Buck's a big fan of the HQ.)
Buck (not to be confused with Buck Throckmorton) comments pretty regularly too. It's not someone socking him. Ace should make the secret click "Quicklime Girl" sometime. Underrated BoC deep cut. Posted by: Ian S. at June 19, 2025 01:21 PM (QZThv) 337
Its hard to argue with that logic, to be honest. I would feel a lot less guilty downloading a game and playing it if they are going to charge monthly to play it once you have bought it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:03 PM (e7kz6) There is a band which has some songs I enjoy. Not all their songs, but a few. You cannot purchase physical media. You cannot purchase mp3s. All you can do to subscribe to one of these streaming services. I've considered grabbing a copy of the songs I like without remuneration but I'm still old fashioned. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 01:21 PM (ExV1e) 338
podcast when it was still active, years ago. Buck's a big fan of the HQ.)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 01:17 PM (y9nCu) Puppet Show And BOC was in their music video That Was Me. They have a great sense of humor. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:21 PM (sRoQh) 339
What was that?
They rebuilt Splash Mountain (one of their most popular rides) because it was based vaguely on Song of the South, and made it a ride based on Princes and the Frog (Tiana’s Bayou Adventure). The animatronics were all broken and screwy for weeks LOL. It still has problems. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:22 PM (e7kz6) Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:22 PM (fV+MH) 341
We get it, you hate the nefarious Hebrew. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor yeah, it is not smart to start deciding anybody that criticises another country is antisemitic because you disagree. I have offered nothing but minor criticisms of Israel, such as suggesting that they should have used sdbs in gaza rather than 2000 lb bombs and been called antisemitic and antizionist for those comments. Did not say do not bomb said use the right bomb and was called antisemitic and antizionist, have fun with that. Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:22 PM (w8xfB) 342
Puppet Show And BOC was in their music video That Was Me. They have a great sense of humor.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:21 PM It needed more cowbell. Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:22 PM (jc0TO) 343
The only way a generation is getting a good name is for a whole bunch of them to get thrown into a really, really big war and win.
And they're losing their good name as people realize who elected FDR four times and then taught the Boomers to be communists. Posted by: Ian S. at June 19, 2025 01:23 PM (QZThv) 344
And the ticket is to GatorWorld.
Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 01:14 PM (iGK7y) ______________________________ Fodor's Tips for Gatorworld. 1. Although against normal etiquette, it is perfectly acceptable to push annoying patrons off the boat in swamp areas to secure the best feeding photos for posterity. 2. The Food Shack is ensconced within a diving cage for a reason. Smart patrons will figure out what that is. Not so smart patrons will provide entertainment. 3. Say hello to Lefty Griswold in the petting zoo. He's a fixture. Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2025 01:23 PM (dIske) 345
It's sad the only Boomers we seem to hear from are the narcissistic ones who indulged in every corrosive habit and brayed about it forever after. The whole generation is tarred by these fools.
We rarely hear from the ones who got an education, got married, raised a family, worked hard and honestly, served their country, went to church, etc. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (QnmlO) Hello! Hello! *waves arms wildly* Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 19, 2025 01:23 PM (Sw64s) Posted by: Man at June 19, 2025 01:23 PM (tubbA) 347
Does Web3 automate this somehow or somethign? Because that's the model for all of social media as far as I know. Engagement begets $$$, and the user input is half the fun.
-- Yeah, that's the thing they're working on. TicTok has the gifts; Telegram has stars. Tap-to-earn games are testing how to pay for engagement. But, they're still too much like old systems. However, watching them and what they're testing, you can see the future taking shape. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2025 01:23 PM (zwX/r) 348
Here is a question - in what world was Anderson Cooper worth $18 million? Sure, when the channel is gushing profits, sure. But now?
People literally don't give a shit about reporters. Stand there and read the news. Pay someone photogenic $500k to do that. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 19, 2025 01:23 PM (D1vbu) 349
The DOJ is suing Kentucky over policy offering discounted college tuition for illegal aliens
The suit alleges the law unconstitutionally discriminates against U.S. citizens not afforded the same privilege. "No state can be allowed to treat Americans like second-class citizens in their own country by offering financial benefits to illegal aliens," - AG Pam Bondi Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2025 01:20 PM (NpAcC) If all you need to do is stroll across the border to get in-state or discounted tuition, what is the point of getting student visas? Posted by: Cow Demon at June 19, 2025 01:24 PM (4IClK) 350
@293
>>Spent 35 years in television broadcast engineering. Finally retired in 2019. Hobbies, of course, include electronics, so I spend my hours in the basement workshop restoring old radios and TVs as well. I loved what I was doing, but eventually the corporate side of the business made much of it no longer fun. 37 years in Cable/Broadcast/Production/Post-Production/Broadcast Systems Integration, I've loved every second of it, and when I retire, I have no idea what I will end up doing, probably go into consulting. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2025 01:24 PM (XV/Pl) 351
You missed gay influencers doing Disneyland
https://is.gd/PXRlka Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (NXz8h) Don't forget the pederasts dressed up as Goofy rubbing up on all the little children. Nasty place, nasty people doing nasty things. Posted by: Donald Duck, Out On Parole Too at June 19, 2025 01:24 PM (R/m4+) 352
The DOJ is suing Kentucky over policy offering discounted college tuition for illegal aliens
While I agree in theory with the idea that American schools ought to favor American students instead of foreign ones, I am challenged to find any legal principles you can sue them over that. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:24 PM (e7kz6) 353
I love the NPC reaction immediately proving you right. It was so perfect, I'd almost think it was a put on.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (kcNr5) I could hope it was clever ironic humor, but it's infinitely more likely a genuine NPC reaction. For this crowd, Tiny Mustache Man is hiding behind every rock and every bush. Posted by: Unpopular Truth at June 19, 2025 01:24 PM (+H+LQ) 354
Who you gonna believe, SCOTUS or the American Psychological Association AND the American Academy of Pediatrics?
American Psychological Association and American Academy of Pediatrics condemn SCOTUS for protecting kids from trans surgeries
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 355
348 Here is a question - in what world was Anderson Cooper worth $18 million? Sure, when the channel is gushing profits, sure. But now?
People literally don't give a shit about reporters. Stand there and read the news. Pay someone photogenic $500k to do that. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 19, 2025 01:23 PM (D1vbu) Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 19, 2025 01:24 PM (4IClK) 356
I’m surprised it’s taken this long for the switch. I went streaming only 10ish years ago. I just kinda assumed everyone else had as well. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
I started with a Roku about 2008. The golden age of secret channels that were mostly horny televangelists, weird porn, and Hindu channels. That experience changed me. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 01:25 PM (NXz8h) 357
What was that?
They rebuilt Splash Mountain (one of their most popular rides) because it was based vaguely on Song of the South, and made it a ride based on Princes and the Frog (Tiana’s Bayou Adventure). The animatronics were all broken and screwy for weeks LOL. It still has problems. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:22 PM (e7kz6) ________ Ah. I looked it up. Tiana is supposed to be black? She looks awful light-skinned in the pics I saw. "Yea, we want a ride featuring a black girl to appease the woke warriors. But we don't want her too black, ya know ...." Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/) 358
While I agree in theory with the idea that American schools ought to favor American students instead of foreign ones, I am challenged to find any legal principles you can sue them over that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:24 PM Discrimination by national origin? Is that a "suspect class"? Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:25 PM (jc0TO) 359
Hire Mike Rowe for $1 million to read the news. problem solved.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 19, 2025 01:25 PM (D1vbu) 360
Is the Kentucky thing for daca? If so I can see it being upheld by courts. Since they’re not illegal, illegal as Whoopi would say.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 19, 2025 01:25 PM (/CkK4) 361
Puppet Show And BOC was in their music video That Was Me. They have a great sense of humor. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:21 PM (sRoQh) Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that. D'oh! What can I say? I'm a Moron. ![]() Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (y9nCu) 362
340 "Why do you hate Marilu Henner ?
Posted by: jsg" Marilu Henner is still going? Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:22 PM (fV+MH) Fun fact: Marilu Member has an eidetic memory - it's even beyond photographic. She can tell you what she had for breakfast, for instance, at any date you ask her to remember. Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (M+WO2) 363
Must be satisfying to ace and others to watch all these "stars" essentially become bloggers now.
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (E0p3T) 364
Here is a question - in what world was Anderson Cooper worth $18 million? Sure, when the channel is gushing profits, sure.
Even when they were rolling in cash, at no point was Anderson Cooper worth that. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (e7kz6) 365
Spent 35 years in television broadcast engineering. Finally retired in 2019. Hobbies, of course, include electronics, so I spend my hours in the basement workshop restoring old radios and TVs as well. I loved what I was doing, but eventually the corporate side of the business made much of it no longer fun.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (5xuJ I give you a concept, can you make an ‘electronic thing’ in your basement? Bbbwaaahhha! Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (jgmnb) Huh? Too early for day drinking. ![]() Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (5xuJ/) 366
Henner. Darned spellchecker.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (M+WO2) 367
Must be satisfying to ace and others to watch all these "stars" essentially become bloggers now.
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (E0p3T) ---------------- Even more satisfying: the "stars" proving they're no talent hacks all the way down. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1) 368
Why do you hate Marilu Henner ? Posted by: jsg =============== It's not Marilu! It's clean-cut veterinarian widowers with two adorable kids who stumble upon hard-charging female Marketing VPs vacationing from New York whose cars broke down and they're utterly helpless and then their boyfriend can't make it because he's doing something hard-charging in New York so the Marketing VP lady has Christmas dinner with the veterinarian widower dad and the rest is sleigh bells. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 01:27 PM (HuRzZ) 369
Fun fact: Marilu Member has an eidetic memory - it's even beyond photographic. She can tell you what she had for breakfast, for instance, at any date you ask her to remember.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (M+WO2) So she's single, then? Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 01:27 PM (BcT2b) 370
Marilu Henner is still going?
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:22 PM (fV+MH) Yes she is. The reason I know is when my mother comes over to see that my son gets on his bus while I leave for work, he turns the HC on as that is what she likes to watch. If you ever want a blast from the past, watch their Mysteries channel for the actors you've totally forgotten. They are all in there. Including an early Al Swearingen. Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 01:27 PM (iGK7y) 371
Mommy, why did the TVs just go black?
Posted by: Innocent child waiting to fly for the first time at June 19, 2025 01:27 PM (tLPLv) 372
Don't forget the pederasts dressed up as Goofy rubbing up on all the little children. Nasty place, nasty people doing nasty things.
Posted by: Donald Duck, Out On Parole Too at June 19, 2025 01:24 PM All is proceeding as we have foreseen. Posted by: Big Penguin at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (0sNs1) 373
Ace gets more eyeballs per day that CNN, or so I have heard. If advertisers beside Foot Fungus and King Harv would jump on, he could be making serious coin.
Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (jc0TO) 374
It needed more cowbell.
Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:22 PM (jc0TO) There was! I think it was Albert Bouchard(?) that made a guest appearance banging the shit out of it Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (sRoQh) 375
Nefarious Hebrew would be a good name for a Metal band....
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (YwEeS) 376
Just tuned 70, and I'm thinking it's a good time to cut electronic media indulgence by at least half and go curl up with the hundreds of books I've accumulated over a lifetime that remain unread.
Posted by: Paco at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (mADJX) 377
Here is a question - in what world was Anderson Cooper worth $18 million? Sure, when the channel is gushing profits, sure.
No, even then it was like all the stuff at pre-Elon Twitter from those moronic girlboss videos. Wine on tap and personal chefs and whatnot, all for a job where she literally did nothing. There is no business case for paying a news anchor $18 million. Posted by: Ian S. at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (QZThv) 378
"Fun fact: Marilu Member has an eidetic memory - it's even beyond photographic. She can tell you what she had for breakfast, for instance, at any date you ask her to remember.
Posted by: Darrell Harris" I can do that too. Gin. Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (fV+MH) 379
When the Boy was a babe in arms, I pinched his thigh to get out of the timeshare presentation and get the free tickets early.
Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (jc0TO) --- Back in the late 80s I was drinking with a timeshare sales guy. He says the quickest way out with the freebies was to say "Great, will that bankruptcy affect my financing?" He said they will drop you like a hot potato. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (17s+e) 380
Ah. I looked it up. Tiana is supposed to be black? She looks awful light-skinned in the pics I saw.
Might just be the lighting. I liked Princess and the Frog, and its nearly forgotten as a Disney movie and Tiana somehow isn't even in a lot of their princess lineup merchandizing. But the ride has nothing to do with the movie, its just a few of the characters and you supposedly helping her gather ingredients for a party. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (e7kz6) 381
And the ticket is to GatorWorld.
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Fun fact: Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory - it's even beyond photographic. She can tell you what she had for breakfast, for instance, at any date you ask her to remember. Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (M+WO2). ________ I can't imagine anything worse. I'd remember exactly every stupid thing I did or said for the last 68 years. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (QnmlO) 383
Spent 35 years in television broadcast engineering. Finally retired in 2019. Hobbies, of course, include electronics, so I spend my hours in the basement workshop restoring old radios and TVs as well. I loved what I was doing, but eventually the corporate side of the business made much of it no longer fun.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 19, 2025 01:12 PM (5xuJ I give you a concept, can you make an ‘electronic thing’ in your basement? Bbbwaaahhha! Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (jgmnb) Huh? Too early for day drinking. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy I stick to happy hours and then home. The problem now is the local bars have started late night happy hours. I am so f'd. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (NXz8h) 384
Warner Bros. Discovery is cutting CEO David Zaslav's pay after shareholder backlash
-Salary from $22M to $6M That's inhuman. How can he be expected to survive on a mere half-million dollars a month? Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (C4kJG) 385
I worked at a wealth management firm for a bit. Our clients mainly boomers as the services provided were focused heavily on retirement planning and management. While I never dealt with clients directly, I heard many stories of how insufferable they were.
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Nefarious Hebrew would be a good name for a Metal band....
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (YwEeS) _________ That was their second choice. They went with "KISS." Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (iFTx/) 387
Fun fact: Marilu Member has an eidetic memory - it's even beyond photographic. She can tell you what she had for breakfast, for instance, at any date you ask her to remember. Posted by: Darrell Harris =============== That is a gene I SO wish I had. I'd make money in bars winning bets! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (HuRzZ) 388
While I agree in theory with the idea that American schools ought to favor American students instead of foreign ones, I am challenged to find any legal principles you can sue them over that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Felony aiding and abetting wetbacks. Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (WZaJc) 389
Wait...we're not all 29?!?!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 19, 2025 01:16 PM (ycI94) Speak for yourself, Bub. I'm 29 (times 2 and then some). Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (gKDq2) 390
Hot Karoline Leavitt bringing it at the WH presser now.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2025 01:30 PM (sRoQh) 391
The last new thing they put out was broken for months and got terrible reviews. Before that it was their hilariously disastrous multi-billion dollar Star Wars hotel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:17 PM (e7kz6) __ What was that? Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2025 01:19 PM (iFTx/) ——— They changed the Hall of Presidents with Drag Time Story Hour featuring animatronics of famous drag show performers Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 01:30 PM (tn3dm) 392
It's not Marilu! It's clean-cut veterinarian widowers with two adorable kids who stumble upon hard-charging female Marketing VPs vacationing from New York whose cars broke down and they're utterly helpless and then their boyfriend can't make it because he's doing something hard-charging in New York so the Marketing VP lady has Christmas dinner with the veterinarian widower dad and the rest is sleigh bells.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2025 01:27 PM (HuRzZ) Friggin' Nailed It. Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 01:30 PM (iGK7y) 393
386 LOL
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2025 01:30 PM (YwEeS) 394
Streaming platforms will still have their cocksucker nepo-babies, see e.g. Hasan Piker, but watching no-talent dipshits lose their jobs and their opportunities for media sinecures will be somewhat refreshing.
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And I have to this day a crush on Marliu Henner, she was gorgeous but seemed approachable; you could talk to her without feeling like she'd yell "EEWWW AS IF!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:30 PM (e7kz6) 396
Here is a question - in what world was Anderson Cooper worth $18 million? Sure, when the channel is gushing profits, sure. But now?
He's paid to lie constantly and not undercut the narrative in any way shape or form. Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 01:30 PM (t0Rmr) 397
Hire Mike Rowe for $1 million to read the news. problem solved. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 19, 2025 01:25 PM (D1vbu) Hire Dusk till Dawn era Salma Hayek Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 01:31 PM (y9nCu) 398
That's inhuman. How can he be expected to survive on a mere half-million dollars a month?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (C4kJG) I know right. Have you seen what a decent 100 ft boat costs just in maintenance these days? This is an outrage. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 19, 2025 01:31 PM (/CkK4) 399
I can't imagine anything worse. I'd remember exactly every stupid thing I did or said for the last 68 years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 01:29 PM (QnmlO) -------------- Welcome to my nightmare because I can remember almost every stupid thing I said or did over my 60+ plus years on the planet. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2025 01:31 PM (tT6L1) 400
Fun fact: Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory - it's even beyond photographic. She can tell you what she had for breakfast, for instance, at any date you ask her to remember.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (M+WO2). ________ I can't imagine anything worse. I'd remember exactly every stupid thing I did or said for the last 68 years. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh You don't need an eidetic memory for that. If you can't remember it, it really wasn't that bad. 😉 Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 01:31 PM (WZaJc) 401
Just a reminder: today's Little StormFronter is more than likely a Communist Moby from Reddit, sent here to discredit the blog.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (TbkBj) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (tT6L1) 403
Hire Mike Rowe for $1 million to read the news. problem solved. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 19, 2025 01:25 PM Dan Carlin Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (tljrc) 404
Streaming platforms will still have their cocksucker nepo-babies, see e.g. Hasan Piker, but watching no-talent dipshits lose their jobs and their opportunities for media sinecures will be somewhat refreshing.
It's honestly been astounding to see what Amazon lets Piker get away with. He livestreamed himself blocking traffic in LA recently and nothing happened. (Sadly nobody ran him over either). Posted by: Ian S. at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (QZThv) 405
Hire Dusk till Dawn era Salma Hayek
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 01:31 PM She's a little long in the tooth now. She should go back to economics. Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (jc0TO) 406
Anderson Cooper and Anthony Weiner together would crush the podcast world.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 01:33 PM (NXz8h) 407
401 Just a reminder: today's Little StormFronter is more than likely a Communist Moby from Reddit, sent here to discredit the blog.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (TbkBj) That's terrible. You're going to make them cry. Stop it, you brute. They're only here to ask questions. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 01:33 PM (BcT2b) 408
nearly every big romantic movie and storyline is about the woman cheating. All those Hallmark shows? She trades up for a better man. From Bridges of Madison County to Love Actually, Age of Innocence, Terms of Endearment, Titanic, Dr Zhivago on and on the same message to women: dump your guy for a better man, trade up!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:33 PM (e7kz6) 409
Sam Elliot reading the news would capture a large percentage of the 'Ette audience.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 01:34 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:34 PM (sRoQh) 411
Cookie Monster doesn't have tha cards.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 01:34 PM (0FEUr) 412
Dumped cable about 5 years ago. Never regretted it. When the military channel had that dude cut his dick off I was done. That channel had become the only reason I had it over the years. Everything else had gone stupid, CSPAN, CNN and such.
I'm thinking one of the hardest hit in the cable crash will be Oprah. Good. Look at who got famous on cable. I hate most of them. Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (LgDgc) 413
I think Ace has a touch of ADHD. He drops a post and th-oh look! Squirrel!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (WZaJc) 414
Nefarious Hebrew would be a good name for a Metal band....
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2025 01:28 PM (YwEeS) I thought that was a kosher hot dog brand. Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (eRkrF) 415
Ace should make the secret click "Quicklime Girl" sometime. Underrated BoC deep cut.
Posted by: Ian S. Bloom sings "Quicklime Girl". Buck sings "Teen Archer", the song before it. Posted by: You know who at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (KAi1n) Posted by: Man at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (tubbA) 417
For a while every YT ad I was getting was some NJ Dem governor candidate. Big pharma ads would have been a breath of fresh air...
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (YwEeS) 418
And I have to this day a crush on Marliu Henner, she was gorgeous but seemed approachable; you could talk to her without feeling like she'd yell "EEWWW AS IF!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor I have heard she would knee you in the balls if you annoyed her. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (NXz8h) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (sRoQh) 420
Fun fact: Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory - it's even beyond photographic. She can tell you what she had for breakfast, for instance, at any date you ask her to remember.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 19, 2025 01:26 PM (M+WO2). All women can do this, so long as it involves a) a boyfriend or husband, and b) some slight or wrong committed against her by him, real or perceived, significant or insignificant. Posted by: Down to the minute, second, location and weather conditions at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (TbWk/) 421
Dang smelly sock. Does Buck D. really comment here?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at June 19, 2025 01:35 PM (KAi1n) 422
I can't imagine anything worse. I'd remember exactly every stupid thing I did or said for the last 68 years.
I have "people" to do that for me. Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2025 01:36 PM (neU2Q) 423
dump your guy for a better man, trade up!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:33 PM (e7kz6) i mean dudes have shows for them like this on TV too. They just involve a sixty year old car under a ridiculous amount of lighting and some guy with a hammer shouting gibberish. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2025 01:36 PM (BcT2b) 424
Hire Mike Rowe for $1 million to read the news. problem solved.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 19, 2025 01:25 PM Dan Carlin Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (tljrc) Steve Inman. Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2025 01:36 PM (eRkrF) 425
Fun fact: Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory - it's even beyond photographic. She can tell you what she had for breakfast, for instance, at any date you ask her to remember.
Posted by: Darrell Harris thats not a worry, so long as she does not remember everything you do Posted by: n at June 19, 2025 01:36 PM (o2Lt6) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2025 01:37 PM (sRoQh) 427
I can't imagine anything worse. I'd remember exactly every stupid thing I did or said for the last 68 years.
I have "people" to do that for me. Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2025 01:36 PM More mental labor that we're not compensated for. Posted by: Wives of the World at June 19, 2025 01:37 PM (0sNs1) 428
I have heard she would knee you in the balls if you annoyed her.
Even more reason to like her. Instead of running off to HR or a microphone ,she deals with problems. Probably why her career was never as huge as it could have been. "hey there Marilu, you want a big part in my movie? Come over here and..." CRUNCH Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:37 PM (e7kz6) 429
Nood. More corruption surfaces.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2025 01:38 PM (ExV1e) 430
Nood
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 01:38 PM (WZaJc) 431
i mean dudes have shows for them like this on TV too. They just involve a sixty year old car under a ridiculous amount of lighting and some guy with a hammer shouting gibberish.
Yeah but that's not encouraging them to commit adultery and abandon their man because they can Do Better. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2025 01:38 PM (e7kz6) Posted by: yoeman at June 19, 2025 01:39 PM (Td03B) Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 19, 2025 01:39 PM (5xuJ/) 434
It's honestly been astounding to see what Amazon lets Piker get away with. He livestreamed himself blocking traffic in LA recently and nothing happened. (Sadly nobody ran him over either).
Posted by: Ian S. at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (QZThv) He desperately needs a tear gas canister to the groin. Just on general principle. Posted by: He and his fat fuck Uncle Cenk at June 19, 2025 01:39 PM (TbWk/) 435
Hire Dusk till Dawn era Salma Hayek Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 01:31 PM She's a little long in the tooth now. She should go back to economics. Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (jc0TO) Teh Ewok totally doesn't have a time machine. I'm just sayin'. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 01:39 PM (y9nCu) 436
I have 37 years of dumb things when I was single to remember as well as having Her Majesty to remind me of the dumb things from the other 31 years. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 01:40 PM (QnmlO) 437
If you guys are having so many problems with women why don't you start fucking men. Posted by: fourseasons at June 19, 2025 01:40 PM (3ek7K) 438
her son Cooper, heir to the bulk of her fortune only received ~$1.5 million.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit ============= Whoa, really? How did that happen? I really have no idea, but while it’s somewhat difficult to amass a fortune, it’s very easy to spend it. Sic transit Gloria (Vanderbilt) mundi. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 01:42 PM (qgNn3) 439
Why is it that the guy whose is dumped in these "trade up" TV scenarios wears plaid flannel shirts, sports a mullet, and is always seen chopping wood or shopping at ACE hardware?
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2025 01:46 PM (NTVPI) 440
There is no Vanderbilt fortune, at least for Anderson Cooper. His mother left an estate of $3 million. He got half and his brother Stan Stokowski got half. Brother Christopher Stokowski received nothing and apparently wanted nothing. (Leopold Stokowski's estate one presumes was apportioned among his five children; Wyatt Cooper did not come from money).
== I actually don't think Gloria Vanderbilt's connections had much to do with Cooper's career. She was a figure in the world of art and design, not media. == Cooper's a disappointment because he entered journalism (in his case starting as a freelancer in 3d world locales) at a time when the media was biased but not an extension of the Democratic Party / sorosphere noise machine. He didn't have the integrity to tell Jeff Zucker to get stuffed. Posted by: Art Deco at June 19, 2025 01:49 PM (2TXH9) 441
There's a mess of cable channels I'd like to see survive: C-SPAN, Turner Classic Movies, Investigation Discovery, EWTN. Our local PBS station has some agreeable programming. (The British detective serials which used to be a PBS specialty are now generally available via streaming services). PBS public affairs programming, once somewhat variegated, is now a component of the sorosphere / DNC noise machine.
Posted by: Art Deco at June 19, 2025 01:59 PM (2TXH9) 442
Here is a question - in what world was Anderson Cooper worth $18 million? Sure, when the channel is gushing profits, sure. But now?
He's paid to lie constantly and not undercut the narrative in any way shape or form. Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2025 01:30 PM (t0Rmr) Almost any college coed can do that for minimum wage Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 02:02 PM (8avO+) 443
Streaming platforms will still have their cocksucker nepo-babies, see e.g. Hasan Piker, but watching no-talent dipshits lose their jobs and their opportunities for media sinecures will be somewhat refreshing.
It's honestly been astounding to see what Amazon lets Piker get away with. He livestreamed himself blocking traffic in LA recently and nothing happened. (Sadly nobody ran him over either). Posted by: Ian S. at June 19, 2025 01:32 PM (QZThv) You want the hate scoop on the Piker, Nuxanor has the daily Piker terror supporter watch for you all packaged up by a blue cartoon Jew. Worth watching. Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 02:06 PM (8avO+) 444
Ace, are you saying Andrew Breitbart lives on the bad side of Heaven?
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I read a fascinating article at CNBC (I think it was), which examined the financial situation of all the third generation Vanderbilt heirs. Bottom line: the third generation has toppled into the middle income group. They and their parents didn't preserve their wealth for the next generation. I believe, based on my own casual reading, that this is generally true for third generation heirs. One Trusts and Estates attorney famously said, "The first generation accumulates; the second spends; the third destroys." Posted by: mnw at June 19, 2025 02:46 PM (kd60y) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0781 seconds. |
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