Israel's Strikes Killed Dozens of High-Ranking Iranian Terror Generals and Nucular Scientists<br>Update: Photos of the Penthouses of the Pious Leaders of Iran

Israel's Strikes Killed Dozens of High-Ranking Iranian Terror Generals and Nucular Scientists
Update: Photos of the Penthouses of the Pious Leaders of Iran

Obviously Israel failed to blow up all of Iran's missile sites, but they did target them pre-attack:

Amit Segal
@AmitSegal
Israeli security source:
Significant intelligence was collected and surveillance was carried out to incriminate senior Iranian security officials and nuclear scientists who were eliminated.
Alongside this, a covert operational campaign to damage Iran's strategic missile array. The Mossad carried out a series of covert operations in Iran, which were intended to damage Iran's strategic missile array and its air defense capabilities.
As part of their activities, Mossad agents implemented significant moves to introduce special weapons on a large scale, deploy them throughout Iran, and launch them towards the attack targets in a precise and effective manner.
These are three different operations:
First, in central Iran, squads of Mossad commando fighters operated to deploy operational systems of precision-guided weapons, in open areas near the location of Iranian surface-to-air missile systems (SAM).
With the beginning of the Israeli attack, in parallel with the air force attacks throughout Iran, the systems were trained and activated, and the precision missiles were launched directly at the targets at once and with great accuracy.
In another operational campaign to thwart Iran's air defense capabilities that threaten Israeli fighter jets, the Mossad, in secret operations, planted sophisticated attack systems and technologies on vehicles. With the start of the surprise attack, the weapons were launched and completely destroyed the targets of the attack - the Iranian defense systems.
In the third campaign, the Mossad established a base of explosive drones that were infiltrated into the heart of Iran long before the attack by Mossad agents. During the Israeli attack, the explosive drones were activated and launched at the surface-to-surface missile launchers (SGMs) located at the Asfaqabad base near Tehran and that pose a threat to strategic targets and Israeli citizens.

Israel also attempted a decapitation strike against Iran's senior terror command.

Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
🚨🇮🇷BREAKING: IRAN NAMES NEW ARMY CHIEF AS ISRAEL CLAIMS 15 TOP TARGETS KILLED
Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes.
At a press briefing, IDF Spokesman Brig. Gen. Effie Defrin confirmed that Israel has killed at least six senior Iranian commanders and nine nuclear scientists.
The slain officials include:
Chief of Staff Mohammad Bagheri
IRGC Commander-in-Chief Hossein Salami
Khatam-al Anbiya HQ head Gholam Ali Rashid
IRGC Air Force chief Brig. Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh
Drone unit commander Taher Pour
Air defense chief Davoud Shaykhian
The Israeli military describes this as one of the most surgically targeted operations in its history.
Source: Times of Israel, N12

Niyak Ghorbani
@GhorbaniiNiyak
@IDF Statement: Three Top Iranian Military Commanders Eliminated
In a large-scale overnight operation, more than 200 Israeli Air Force fighter jets -- guided by pinpoint intelligence -- struck over 100 high-value targets across Iran.
Among those eliminated:
* Mohammad Hossein Bagheri -- Chief of Staff of Iran's Armed Forces
* Hossein Salami -- Commander of the IRGC
* Gholam-Ali Rashid -- Commander of Khatam al-Anbiya (Emergency Command)
This marks a major blow to the military leadership of the Iranian regime.

srael Defense Forces
@IDF

ELIMINATED: Commander of the IRGC's Air Force & Senior Chain of Command of the Air Force

The Intelligence Directorate identified that the senior chain of command of the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC) Air Force had assembled in an underground command center to prepare for an attack on the State of Israel.

IAF fighter jets struck the command center where Commander of the IRGC's Air Force Amir Ali Hajizadeh was located along with other senior officials.

Along with Hajizadeh, Commander of the UAV Force of the IRGC's Air Force Taher-pour and Commander of the Aerial Command of the IRGC’s Air Force Davoud Shaykhian, were eliminated.

Eyal Yakoby
@EYakoby
BREAKING: Dana Bash: Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.
Bash: "Meaning Israel got them?"
Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

This is my President. I definitely voted for this.

An Israeli source claims that Israel's intelligence had figured out on what conditions Iran's senior military staff would gather in one place to plot against them. They took the actions and put out the signals (radio chatter, etc.) that would cause the high command to congregate in this one place. Then they kept taking actions and putting out radio chatter that would keep them in this place... while its jets closed in to blow them all up.

Trey Yingst
@TreyYingst
On the strikes against IRGC Air Force leadership: Israel tricked the top command of Iran's air force into a meeting and then kept them there, I'm told by an Israeli security official.
"We did specific activities to help us understand things about them and then used that information to make them act in a specific way," the official said. "We knew this would make them meet, but more importantly we knew how to keep them there."

Update: Israel shot missiles into the penthouses of Iran's senior terror commanders.

Penthouses to Pillars of Dust: The Fall of Tehran’s Teflon Generals

While ordinary Iranians scraped by below, the IRGC’s top brass played gods in glass towers—perched in penthouses like vultures on marble thrones.

Now, those sky-high fortresses lie torn open, their opulence… pic.twitter.com/woNSCqxDu5
— Ian Ségal ✍🏻 (@segalian) June 13, 2025

This New York Times "reporter" says that Israel randomly struck the apartment of a university professor. He can't think of any possible reason that Israel would assassinate a university professor.

Mark Hemingway suggested an obvious possibility: this professor was a nuclear scientist or otherwise involved in their nuke program.

We don't know that yet, but that's the way to bet.

A friend in Tehran sent me this video, apartment complex housing university professors attacked directly across the street from her house. The randomness of strikes in residential neighborhoods have terrified Iranians. pic.twitter.com/HIzadO0krE
— Farnaz Fassihi (@farnazfassihi) June 13, 2025

Bonchie
@bonchieredstate
Check this intrepid New York Times reporter's timeline, and you'll be shocked to learn that she hasn't posted anything about Iran spamming ballistic missiles at civilians, which *are* actually random strikes.

"Martyr Made," praised by Tucker Carlson as one of the most important "popular historians" (Twitter gasbag, he means) alive, calls for America bombing Tel Aviv, because he's so "anti-war" and "against US foreign intervention."

They switched from "we can't get involved in another foreign war" to "bomb Tel Aviv" in record time.

But at least they're "anti war," amirite? pic.twitter.com/3c2WbmTlLU
— Han Shawnity 🇺🇸 (@HanShawnity) June 13, 2025

And fucking Matt Walsh thinks it's America's job to stop... Israel.

Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States. We do not need to get involved in yet another war in the Middle East for reasons that have nothing to do with defending our own nation.

Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter
Iranians have literally murdered hundreds of Americans. I don't want any part of any movement that doesn't make avenging the deaths of Americans central to its purpose. Haven't we learned our lesson about tolerating this crap?

Iran is sacrificing everything to build a fucking nuclear bomb, Walsh. Do you believe them when they say they're enriching uranium up to weapons grade for Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Purposes?

They intend to use it. They can put it on a missile, or they can just "lose" it to a group of totally unaffiliated terrorists who, alas, detonate it in America. And Matt Walsh will say, "You can't hit Iran, they didn't detonate the nuke. Some terrorists tht Iran totally wasn't funding just stole it."

I'm so fucking tired of these grifters taking ever more extremist positions to appease a conservative minority which is much smaller than the grifters think it is.

They keep claiming that other country's wars are our wars and that we have to affirmatively go to war with countries like Israel to show how "anti-war" we are.

No foreign interventions, guys, except the foreign interventions against Israel on behalf of Muslim terror states. Those we're obligated to do.

Fuck you.

You're triggered by soldiers of the United States Army practicing for a parade celebrating their 250th birthday? You really are a bunch of pedo tools. 😡
— Based Jane Doh 🇺🇸✝️ (@BasedMaryKay) June 13, 2025

The Horseshoe Theory is real. So many "right-wing" people have simply adopted the entire left-wing Peace At Any Cost agenda. But they change the words to make it sound "tougher." Instead of bleating about foreign civilians, they just claim that they're extra-special indifferent to the lives of foreign civilians and that's why we have to sometimes help Iran kill foreign Israeli civilians.

See? That's "tough." That's not the old-fashioned pansy-ass leftwing anti-American agenda. This is a new-fangled tough, patriotic anti-American agenda.

But it's still the same antisemitism. No, Matt, we do not run Israel, and despite your strong implication, Israel does not run America. Israel is a sovereign state which has been attacked by Iran since the seventies, and if they want to go to war with Iran, they have my blessing and support, although they need neither.

Old left-wing peacenik agenda: We're so concerned with foreign civilians that we are reflexively hostile to both American and Israeli counter-attacks on Muslim terrorists

New "right-wing" peacenik agenda: We're so sociopathically indifferent to foreign civilians that we are reflexively hostile to both American and Israeli counter-attacks on Muslim terrorists

It's the same shit. You just adopted the Code Pink/ANSWER platform and did a quick rebrand using anti-foreigner sentiment instead of pro-foreigner sentiment. It all shakes out the same way, and is actually offered for all the same reasons that the Red-Green alliance offered the agenda -- they're anti-America, anti-Israel, and anti-Western, and pro-Muslim terrorists and pro-foreign despot.

Good video: Israeli warplanes refueling over Syria. Maybe the previous video I linked was not over Iran, as I said, but just over Syria.

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

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1 I foresee more bitching from our newest visitors.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 04:30 PM (ExV1e)

2 Prima Moronus

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 13, 2025 04:30 PM (2UnvF)

3 I alerted the prior thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

4 omg i'm first and i read the content

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:31 PM (wbZPZ)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 13, 2025 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Where's Tehran Bob to tell us this isn't true?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 13, 2025 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

7 2 Prima Moronus
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 13, 2025 04:30 PM (2UnvF)

Gotta sting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

8 boom

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 13, 2025 04:31 PM (CWTWj)

9 BREAKING: Dana Bash: Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.

Bash: "Meaning Israel got them?"

Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

Dana Bash.

You stupid.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 13, 2025 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

10
OUT: IRG (Islamic Revolutionary Guard).
IN: IRG (Iranian Revolving Generals).

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 13, 2025 04:32 PM (mKcVH)

11
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

================

Give 'em time, Matt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:32 PM (wbZPZ)

12 Anyone who would consider questioning support for America bombing Tel Aviv is prima facie evil!

Posted by: C. Tarlson at June 13, 2025 04:32 PM (ccvr7)

13 Did they call for an Uber??

AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 15s
WATCH: Man celebrating the Iranian missiles hitting Tel Aviv, Israel on the road gets hit by a vehicle.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6cs2cf
4 seconds; violence but no gore; clearly, Allah's will!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 04:33 PM (2yoRf)

14 We probably should be check all this Chinese owned "farmland" to see how many drones are stashed here.

Posted by: toby928 at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (jc0TO)

15 >>Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

Now that's funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (viF8m)

16 Fuck Matt Walsh and all the other assholes at the Daily Wire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (xcxpd)

17 Hopefully within 48 hours the Persians will take back their country and Iranian belligerence will be in the rearview mirror.

And the US will be one step closer not having to worry about the Middle East anymore...

Posted by: Troofer at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (kQBSd)

18 15 >>Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

Now that's funny.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (viF8m)

The man has wit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (xcxpd)

19 Why does Mossad always spill the beans on how they do stuff?

Seems like they'd just keep quiet and let everyone sweat on how they keep Batman'ing everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (mzM2O)

20 Israel's Strikes Killed Dozens of High-Ranking Iranian Terror Generals and Nuclear Scientists

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (cYBz/)

21 BREAKING: Dana Bash: Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.

Bash: "Meaning Israel got them?"

Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

But did they die *with* covid? That's the real question.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 04:35 PM (jGGMD)

22 Last tine it was pagers and cellphones. This time it will be splodey latrines.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 04:35 PM (/U5Yz)

23 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

Yes, I'm sure Iran would be harmless as kittens if it obtained nukes, posing no special threat to a country it refers to as The Great Satan in particular.

Posted by: Matt Walsh is Kinda Dumb at June 13, 2025 04:35 PM (M40Ri)

24 I'm generally in favor of bombing university professors on principle at this point.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2025 04:36 PM (wItF4)

25 This New York Times "reporter" says that Israel randomly struck the apartment of a university professor. He can't think of any possible reason that Israel would assassinate a university professor.
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The Brits requested it because he was teaching that imperialist scum, Chaucer!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 04:36 PM (2yoRf)

26 The Mullahs have just been caught up in the exuberance of the moment.

Posted by: Nancy P. (D-CA) at June 13, 2025 04:36 PM (3fCc4)

27 >>>Yes, I'm sure Iran would be harmless as kittens if it obtained nukes, posing no special threat to a country it refers to as The Great Satan in particular.

i forgot to mention the Great Satan/Little Satan thing.

Probably just MOSSAD PROPAGANDA anyway.

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2025 04:37 PM (KRtlO)

28
lol numbskull NY Times reporter says these in the same breath:

-apartment complex housing university professors

-random

Jeez, does she get lost on the way to her own living room?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:37 PM (wbZPZ)

29 I cannot disagree.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at June 13, 2025 04:37 PM (P7Iz+)

30 BREAKING: Dana Bash: Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.

Bash: "Meaning Israel got them?"

Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

This makes me think PDT or one of his staffers reads the HQ.

Posted by: COVID and air strikes, but mostly air strikes at June 13, 2025 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

31 Excellent post , ace!!!!

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 04:37 PM (g47mK)

32 19 Why does Mossad always spill the beans on how they do stuff?

Seems like they'd just keep quiet and let everyone sweat on how they keep Batman'ing everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (mzM2O)

I would assume to keep their adversaries focused on their last move. Getting the Iranians paranoid about their organization and meeting protocols is also immediately disruptive in the medium and short run.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM (okun6)

33 * Mohammad Hossein Bagheri
* Hossein Salami
* Gholam-Ali Rashid
......

Only one Mohammad? And what's with this Salami guy?

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

34 24 I'm generally in favor of bombing university professors on principle at this point.
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM (FmapG)

35 The Forgotten 11th Commandment:

"Thou Shall Not FAFO With The Jews."

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM (mKcVH)

36 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

I thought he was based when he ran 'Americas Most Wanted'. Sad.

Posted by: toby928 at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM (jc0TO)

37 Why does Mossad always spill the beans on how they do stuff?

Seems like they'd just keep quiet and let everyone sweat on how they keep Batman'ing everyone.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (mzM2O)

Ah, but it's the stuff they don't blab about that's got Tehran worried.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM (jGGMD)

38 Why does Mossad always spill the beans on how they do stuff?

Seems like they'd just keep quiet and let everyone sweat on how they keep Batman'ing everyone.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (mzM2O)

...

Because "we figured out how to make you all get in a room" will now constantly ring in their skulls every time they think about getting into a room together.

And they will still have to get into a room together so all they will do is be sweating harder when they do.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM (z/ifB)

39 I'm so fucking tired of these grifters taking ever more extremist positions to appease a conservative minority which is much smaller than the grifters think it is.

===

yep

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM (g47mK)

40 The last 24 hours has also informed us why DoD was not getting a budget cut.

I'm just getting up to speed on everything, but again, the telegraphing we did that something was coming...it's amazing how much Iran screwed up at the beginning, putting high ranking military personnel together in one non-defendable place, and leaving large targets for Israel to hit at will.

I don't know if this is the best idea...but it's not our idea, it's Israel's...and we can let them hopefully finally finish the issues in the area.

I think I'm in the "better them than us" category...and I don't mind bankrolling them b/c Iran does try to kill us and chants death to America every day...

Not sure I want to see us get more involved, though...not unless Iran wants to bring us in by being even more stupid...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (tOcjL)

41 Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes

Well that guy has to be nervous.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (mzM2O)

42 >>I'm generally in favor of bombing university professors on principle at this point.

Of all the shit Pol Pot got wrong...that was not one of them.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (QIh6T)

43 This makes me think PDT or one of his staffers reads the HQ.
Posted by: COVID and air strikes

If the staff doesn't, they are missing some Class A comments!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (cYBz/)

44 Why does Mossad always spill the beans on how they do stuff?

Seems like they'd just keep quiet and let everyone sweat on how they keep Batman'ing everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (mzM2O)

I would assume to keep their adversaries focused on their last move. Getting the Iranians paranoid about their organization and meeting protocols is also immediately disruptive in the medium and short run.

I'm sure they've already thought 3 or 4 steps ahead to the next subterfuges. After all, they're crafty, crafty Joos.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2025 04:40 PM (s8j++)

45 2 Prima Moronus
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 13, 2025 04:30 PM

More like imperito secundo

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2025 04:40 PM (3fCc4)

46 Amir Khatami should hold a staff meeting , STAT !

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 04:40 PM (g47mK)

47 Is that our Jane Doh? If so... * waves *

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:40 PM (/y8xj)

48
"We knew this would make them meet, but more importantly we knew how to keep them there."

I know we're going to joke about goat porn and whatnot, but I'm really intrigued by this and I want to know what it was.

Or did the Israelis just bolt the doors from the outside?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:40 PM (wbZPZ)

49 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 5m
Israeli strikes against Iran appear to have resumed, with air-defense activity and explosions being reported now over Tehran.

Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport 2h
The Domino's closest to the Pentagon continues to have an abnormally active Friday afternoon.

BIG surge as of 2:25pm ET

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 04:41 PM (2yoRf)

50 Because "we figured out how to make you all get in a room" will now constantly ring in their skulls every time they think about getting into a room together.

And they will still have to get into a room together so all they will do is be sweating harder when they do.

One thing's for sure, they won't be using pagers.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2025 04:41 PM (s8j++)

51 The ~~randomness~~ precision of strikes in residential neighborhoods have terrified Iranians.

---------------

FIFY

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 13, 2025 04:41 PM (mKcVH)

52 The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln
No, this isn't North Korea you're seeing.

-
Those Eagle flags gave it away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 04:41 PM (L/fGl)

53 My dick has never been so hard.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 13, 2025 04:41 PM (/U5Yz)

54 it's amazing how much Iran screwed up at the beginning, putting high ranking military personnel together in one non-defendable place, and leaving large targets for Israel to hit at will.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (tOcjL)

The place was no doubt defensible from their perspective. The way Israel took out their air defenses was very innovative.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 13, 2025 04:41 PM (okun6)

55 11
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

================

Give 'em time, Matt.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:32 PM (wbZPZ)

Same mentality of some in the last thread.

Might as well just sit back and wait for them to ACTUALLY DEVELOP a nuclear weapon, as their overwhelming mantra is DEATH TO AMERICA, and see what they do with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 13, 2025 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

56 BREAKING: Dana Bash: Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.

Bash: "Meaning Israel got them?"

Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

This makes me think PDT or one of his staffers reads the HQ.
Posted by: COVID and air strikes, but mostly air strikes at June 13, 2025 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

Sounds like something Reagan would have said

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2025 04:41 PM (NtVYv)

57 Ah, but it's the stuff they don't blab about that's got Tehran worried.
Posted by: Dr. T

That would be the unknown unknowns. Amirite?
-- Zombie Donald Rumsfeld

Posted by: Tonypete at June 13, 2025 04:42 PM (cYBz/)

58 @MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

================

Give 'em time, Matt.

I generally like Walsh but sometimes he's just dumb for the sake of contrariness.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:42 PM (/y8xj)

59 Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes

Well that guy has to be nervous.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (mzM2O)
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Heh. I'm imagining a bunch of officers in a room and his name gets read out as the new leader.

"What? Me? No, no, no, you want the OTHER guy!" He then struggles to lose himself in a crowd while everyone else is pushing him forward.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2025 04:42 PM (GlyvH)

60 "Well, they didn't die of Covid."

Maybe we should name a bomb Covid and have fun with this.

And yes, I voted for this.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 13, 2025 04:42 PM (7xrfc)

61 The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln
No, this isn't North Korea you're seeing.

Look who dug their way out of prepubescent penis enough to post something.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

62 I'm guessing that the recent riots along with this Iran business strengthens the post-haste argument for the BBB?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (x2CMu)

63 48
"We knew this would make them meet, but more importantly we knew how to keep them there."

I know we're going to joke about goat porn and whatnot, but I'm really intrigued by this and I want to know what it was.

Or did the Israelis just bolt the doors from the outside?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:40 PM (wbZPZ)

In broad strokes based on how these things tend to work,

1. the chatter they let Iran hear indicated a threat of emergency levels
2. continued updates to the situation kept them in place planning Iran's response to the false threat

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (okun6)

64 Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes

Well that guy has to be nervous.

Here's is some recent footage of him, using a pseudonym, Nathan Thurm.

https://is.gd/prWMDA

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (s8j++)

65 I wish the Marines from Beirut 1983 could come back and have a nice face to face conversation with Matt Walsh.

Posted by: They haven't nuked us YET so it's OK at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (TbWk/)

66 Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes

Well that guy has to be nervous.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
......

Amir was last seen this morning crossing the border dressed as a goatherder.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (UjdFS)

67 Destroying C3I of the adversary also serves to neutralize military capabilities.

Just saying.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (jH5TK)

68
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 15s
WATCH: Man celebrating the Iranian missiles hitting Tel Aviv, Israel on the road gets hit by a vehicle.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6cs2cf
4 seconds; violence but no gore; clearly, Allah's will!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 04:33 PM (2yoRf)

Man plans, God laughs

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (y9nCu)

69 Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.

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Trump is a tough negotiator.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (L/fGl)

70 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 28m
Casualties from the Iranian ballistic missile attack tonight against Israel have risen to 40 injuries, with two of those in critical condition, most are being treated at Sheba Medical Center, as well as Sourasky and Beilinson Hospitals.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (2yoRf)

71 Then they kept taking actions and putting out radio chatter that would keep them in this place... while its jets closed in to blow them all up.

The best way to fight your enemy is to what we call "turn inside his decision cycle." It's even better when you set the topic of what they think they are deciding.
What Israel did will be studied for years to come.
Meanwhile the Iranians will be second guessing themselves.for years.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (W/lyH)

72 The Mossad lives rent free in the mullah's heads and that makes me lol.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (oGdsR)

73 I'm pro-Israel and America First. These two things are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (M0V4/)

74 Notice how all the 'this is like being in a communist country' assholes never mention that it's the army's 250th birthday and the country's as well?

Soy is so corrosive to men's balls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (mzM2O)

75 So, this place really is a smart military blog today?

Posted by: General Nuisance at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (G5+As)

76 "We knew this would make them meet, but more importantly we knew how to keep them there."

I know we're going to joke about goat porn and whatnot, but I'm really intrigued by this and I want to know what it was.

Or did the Israelis just bolt the doors from the outside?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:40 PM (wbZPZ)

Look, let's not rule out the goat porn.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (jGGMD)

77 >>> 14 We probably should be check all this Chinese owned "farmland" to see how many drones are stashed here.
Posted by: toby928 at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (jc0TO)

Confiscate it, sell it to rednecks at fire sale prices, watch as they build shops and attempt to rewire any suspicious devices they find. Or just shoot at them after setting out some thermite nearby.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (ULPxl)

78 >>"We knew this would make them meet, but more importantly we knew how to keep them there."

Hot Young Goats in Your Area!

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (QIh6T)

79 Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes

Well that guy has to be nervous.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (mzM2O)
----
Heh. I'm imagining a bunch of officers in a room and his name gets read out as the new leader.

"What? Me? No, no, no, you want the OTHER guy!" He then struggles to lose himself in a crowd while everyone else is pushing him forward.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirre
.....

and here's your new pager.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (UjdFS)

80 >> Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

Holy shit. Is he really that stupid?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (g88zo)

81 Or did the Israelis just bolt the doors from the outside?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:40 PM (wbZPZ)

They relied on the moose out front to tell people they weren't there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (jH5TK)

82 Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes

Well that guy has to be nervous.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (mzM2O)

Like the guys that Darth Vader would appoint after he strangled their predecessor and dropped him on the floor.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (k9OZB)

83 I have been watching Al Jazeera. Typically when the Israelis blow up the bad guys Al Jazeera goes wall to wall with anti Israel coverage including lots of children and women with injuries. This time there is a decided lack coverage. It has mostly been talking heads pontificating with sober words and more sober faces; sort of like a CSPAN book discussion. The Sunni Arabs are giving no purchase here due to their pro forma statements that bombs are bad. I am sort of hearing the unsaid that Iran can piss off.

Note to self: Do not f' with the Hebrews. And thank you Israel for doing the necessary heavy lifting here; the degree of intelligence gathering, strategic planning and tactical execution has been brilliant. As for the USA's lack of involvement: absolutely 1000% true (wink, wink).

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (NXz8h)

84 Well that guy has to be nervous.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:39 PM (mzM2O)
----
Heh. I'm imagining a bunch of officers in a room and his name gets read out as the new leader.

"What? Me? No, no, no, you want the OTHER guy!" He then struggles to lose himself in a crowd while everyone else is pushing him forward.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2025 04:42 PM (GlyvH)

Heheheh

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (mzM2O)

85 Meanwhile, north of the border . . .

Suicide Hotline Operator Encourages Disabled Canadian To Consider Assisted Suicide

-
Just rename it Suicide Cheerleader Hotline.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (L/fGl)

86 The best way to fight your enemy is to what we call "turn inside his decision cycle." It's even better when you set the topic of what they think they are deciding.
What Israel did will be studied for years to come.
Meanwhile the Iranians will be second guessing themselves.for years.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (W/lyH)
----
Israelis are masters of the OODA loop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (GlyvH)

87 @MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

That's surprisingly dumb.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (x2CMu)

88 >>Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

Neither did 19 goat humpers/hijackers.

One quote that stayed with me after 9/11 and I don't remember which intel person said it but it was something along the lines of what made the attack on 9/11 possible was a lack of imagination on our part.

The idea that any country with enough malice and money can't hurt us is asinine.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (viF8m)

89 Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport 2h
The Domino's closest to the Pentagon continues to have an abnormally active Friday afternoon.

For as much of our tax $$ as they're spending, I would have hoped that they'd get better pizza than Domino's. They're probably paying $429 for a large cheese.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (/y8xj)

90 I'm pro-Israel and America First. These two things are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (M0V4/)

A strong Israel means a safer America. This isn't that hard.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 04:47 PM (jGGMD)

91 The best way to fight your enemy is to what we call "turn inside his decision cycle." It's even better when you set the topic of what they think they are deciding.
What Israel did will be studied for years to come.
Meanwhile the Iranians will be second guessing themselves.for years.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM

What does turn inside his decision cycle mean? I searched and I see examples for I think managers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 13, 2025 04:47 PM (oGdsR)

92 >>> 58
==
I generally like Walsh but sometimes he's just dumb for the sake of contrariness.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:42 PM (/y8xj)

He's been amusing on the tranny insanity.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 04:48 PM (ULPxl)

93 Like the guys that Darth Vader would appoint after he strangled their predecessor and dropped him on the floor.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (k9OZB)
---
Within the Star Wars EU, being assigned to Vader's flagship was often a quick path to promotion--if you survived his capriciousness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2025 04:48 PM (GlyvH)

94 So it looks to me the primary mission wasn't nuclear facilities. Worth it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 04:48 PM (VofaG)

95 I'd pay good money to hear the Houthi radio traffic today. Most of it would be muffled as they hid in their favorite hole.

Posted by: Orson at June 13, 2025 04:48 PM (dIske)

96 I thought Khatami was some hawt Jap Motorcycle.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 13, 2025 04:48 PM (FmapG)

97 For as much of our tax $$ as they're spending, I would have hoped that they'd get better pizza than Domino's. They're probably paying $429 for a large cheese.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (/y8xj)

I have no problem believing that even Domino's is better than what the DoD serves.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:49 PM (jH5TK)

98 A hot, shooting war in the Middle East is the Prolog for Ralph Bakshi's Wizards ...

Just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Friday . . . at June 13, 2025 04:49 PM (cfyxU)

99 Why is Iran still able to post on X?

https://x.com/IRIran_Military

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 04:49 PM (/U5Yz)

100 We did specific activities to help us understand things about them and then used that information to make them act in a specific way," the official said. "We knew this would make them meet, but more importantly we knew how to keep them there."

—————-

They got the fancy goats.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2025 04:49 PM (W2Pud)

101 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States. We do not need to get involved in yet another war in the Middle East for reasons that have nothing to do with defending our own nation.

1. Has anyone pointed out that Trump's team spent two months trying to prevent this? At some point you let the toddler touch the stove and learn the lesson.
2. Has Trump suggested, or Israel requested, US forces to intervene? You'd think that would be big news.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 04:49 PM (ExV1e)

102 >>> 67 Destroying C3I of the adversary also serves to neutralize military capabilities.

Just saying.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:43 PM (jH5TK)

How do you know that? Maybe you should read something!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 04:49 PM (ULPxl)

103 Israel is destroying Our Democracy.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2025 04:50 PM (E0p3T)

104 I expected a little better from Walsh, but I should've known better I guess. He's very good on certain cultural issues but definitely has his head up his ass on some things.

Posted by: disappointment is inevitable at June 13, 2025 04:50 PM (TbWk/)

105 All anyone is talking about in my town is tmorrows riots.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 13, 2025 04:50 PM (YTjJV)

106 Suicide Hotline Operator Encourages Disabled Canadian To Consider Assisted Suicide

Didn't know they were hiring from 4chan. "Have you considered kys?" I'm just surprised he didn't add "do it faggot"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 13, 2025 04:50 PM (gKWVE)

107 >> @MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

They pose less of a threat today, Matt.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (QIh6T)

108 Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.
-------------------------

Neither does Russia.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (E0p3T)

109 Dana, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (ZmEVT)

110 Israel refueling in Syrian airspace?

I know they pounded the Syrians heavily, and I know the current leadership is not that thrilled with Iran, which supported proxies that supported Assad.

But refueling operations?
For an attack on Iran?

Could this be an actual sign of something Trump accomplished with his last trip to Saudi Arabia?

Is Syria really prepared to switch sides, even to just a frigid neutral?

That is, as the saying goes, a BFD.

Posted by: Sam at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (7jMef)

111 104 I expected a little better from Walsh, but I should've known better I guess. He's very good on certain cultural issues but definitely has his head up his ass on some things.
Posted by: disappointment is inevitable at June 13, 2025 04:50 PM (TbWk/)

Depends on who he is trying to impress this week.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (mzM2O)

112 Within the Star Wars EU, being assigned to Vader's flagship was often a quick path to promotion--if you survived his capriciousness.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2025 04:48 PM (GlyvH)

I'll take my chances working in the Death Star commissary.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (k9OZB)

113
Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.

-
Trump is a tough negotiator.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (L/fGl)

The Golden Scalp Weasel is a big fan of the Corbin Dallas Doctrine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (y9nCu)

114 "Give 'em time, Matt."

We've been hearing warnings of the imminent Iranian nuclear bomb since 1984. They either lack the technical means, fissile material or will to develop a nuclear weapons program.

Heard all this imminent threat bullshit before the last Iraq war. Hearing it all again now.

Sad.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (2dTd+)

115
Here's "They didn't die of COVID."

https://tinyurl.com/32vkpw66

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (wbZPZ)

116 Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (/y8xj)

I like Dominos . Also like their sandwiches.

Most expensive Pizza chain that I came across is Marco's pizza. Not worth the money. Admittedly only had it once.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (VofaG)

117 >>I expected a little better from Walsh, but I should've known better I guess. He's very good on certain cultural issues but definitely has his head up his ass on some things.

He's just trying to get all up and inside Candace.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:52 PM (QIh6T)

118 How do you know that? Maybe you should read something!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 04:49 PM (ULPxl)

🤣🤣

I should say that I was not some super Rambo terminator super warrior. Just a tactical coordinator (TC).

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:52 PM (jH5TK)

119 But refueling operations?
For an attack on Iran?

During Pride Month? DURING PRIDE MONTH??!!

Posted by: During Pride Month. at June 13, 2025 04:52 PM (TbWk/)

120 44 I'm sure they've already thought 3 or 4 steps ahead to the next subterfuges. After all, they're crafty, crafty Joos.

lots of knitting and crocheting going on over in mossad hq

Posted by: anachronda at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (sGtp+)

121 And just like that the Left is..... anti-war again?

Send 100 more billion to Uke!!!!!!

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (E0p3T)

122 >>> 108 Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.
-------------------------

Neither does Russia.
Posted by: ... at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (E0p3T)

OMG RUSSIA IS A THREAT TO OUR PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (ULPxl)

123 "We knew this would make them meet, but more importantly we knew how to keep them there."

"Hello? Is your vehicle's warranty about to expire? Let me tell you about this great special we are running this week..."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (M0V4/)

124 Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Tim Walz compares DC on Saturday to “Pyong-yong” and hopes the military runs into bad weather at the parade.
“This may get me in trouble or whatever."

-
Kamala picked him because he was a white male pro-military guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (L/fGl)

125 @MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.
-
Why did President Trump feel a need to whack Soleimani?

Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (Dnobf)

126 Suicide Hotline Operator Encourages Disabled Canadian To Consider Assisted Suicide

"Um, I didn't think this was a tech support line."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (/y8xj)

127 Ask 10 different people which pizza chain is the best, and you'll get 10 different answers.

Even though the only correct answer is "Pizza Hut."

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 04:54 PM (jGGMD)

128 TMLutas
@TMLutas
·
2h
Replying to @monsterhunter45
I’ve been asking Democrats today what they want the new rules to be that should have applied to Sen Padilla and will apply to their next press conference. So far, no takers.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2025 04:54 PM (wItF4)

129 113 The Golden Scalp Weasel is a big fan of the Corbin Dallas Doctrine.

whereas mossad is big fans of the zorg "i know it won't happen again" doctrine.

Posted by: anachronda at June 13, 2025 04:54 PM (sGtp+)

130 Now I'm COMPLETELY confused by the Daily Wire.

Where are they at on things? I can't get a read on these guys AT ALL.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2025 04:54 PM (0HaGk)

131 >>Posted by: JasonG at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (3+0We)

The Armchair Reich was Angry that day.

Like an old man, trying to send soup back in a Deli.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:54 PM (QIh6T)

132 Israel refueling in Syrian airspace?

Exactly. What airspace the Israelis used to get over Iran is a very interesting question. I lean towards thinking the answer will say much about the real politick of the Middle East at this time.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 13, 2025 04:55 PM (NXz8h)

133 MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

Except for financing terrorists who kill Americans.

Man that is a stupid post.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 04:55 PM (VofaG)

134 You’d think muzzles at some point would start acting scared of Jews

Posted by: District Judge at June 13, 2025 04:55 PM (dQfJF)

135 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

Holy shit. Is he really that stupid?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (g88zo)

You can be totally stupid some of the time, and kinda stupid most of the time, but this guy is looking to be totally stupid all of the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2025 04:55 PM (W/lyH)

136

Neither did 19 goat humpers/hijackers.

One quote that stayed with me after 9/11 and I don't remember which intel person said it but it was something along the lines of what made the attack on 9/11 possible was a lack of imagination on our part.

The idea that any country with enough malice and money can't hurt us is asinine.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (viF8m)

So true...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 04:55 PM (tOcjL)

137 >>Ask 10 different people which pizza chain is the best, and you'll get 10 different answers.

None. Chain Pizza is all crap.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:55 PM (QIh6T)

138 BREAKING: Dana Bash: Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.

Bash: "Meaning Israel got them?"

Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

***
All Hail Trumpinius Superbus!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2025 04:55 PM (omVj0)

139 ...Marco's pizza. Not worth the money.

My sample set is a little larger than yours, maybe 3 or 4 different ones but they seem to vary wildly store to store.

Aaaaand, now it's a pizza thread.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (/y8xj)

140 Like the guys that Darth Vader would appoint after he strangled their predecessor and dropped him on the floor.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (k9OZB)
--------
The look on Admiral Piett's face as he receives his promotion while Admiral Ozzel drops dead next to him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (6YdsJ)

141 Fiery, but mostly peaceful protest against Iran's nuclear facilities.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (Gcn+Q)

142 Even though the only correct answer is "Pizza Hut."

The correct answer is "pre-Yum Brands Pizza Hut".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (wItF4)

143 101 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States. We do not need to get involved in yet another war in the Middle East for reasons that have nothing to do with defending our own nation.

1. Has anyone pointed out that Trump's team spent two months trying to prevent this? At some point you let the toddler touch the stove and learn the lesson.
2. Has Trump suggested, or Israel requested, US forces to intervene? You'd think that would be big news.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 04:49 PM (ExV1e)

Pretty sure Trump and Bibi had a deal - Trump would get 60 days to try the easy way...and then Bibi got to try the hard way...this is Bibi's show now...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (tOcjL)

144 I had Round Table pizza a while back. It was really good

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (NtVYv)

145 77 >>> 14 We probably should be check all this Chinese owned "farmland" to see how many drones are stashed here.
Posted by: toby928 at June 13, 2025 04:34 PM (jc0TO)

Confiscate it, sell it to rednecks at fire sale prices, watch as they build shops and attempt to rewire any suspicious devices they find. Or just shoot at them after setting out some thermite nearby.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (ULPxl)

Do you, perchance, have a newsletter to which I might subscribe?!!

Posted by: moki at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (wLjpr)

146 He's just trying to get all up and inside Candace.
Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:52 PM (QIh6

Ignoring the golden rule.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (VofaG)

147 I just tried Jet's Pizza the other day. I liked it quite a bit. Detroit style isn't generally my thing but I think they did a good job.

But agreed, best pies are the little mom and pop shops.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (jH5TK)

148 Aleph א @no_itsmyturn 11m
Iranian nuclear scientists reportedly eliminated:
-Said Borji (explosives expert at SPND; worked directly under Mohsen Fakhrizadeh; sanctioned by US in March 2019)
-Akbar Motallebizadeh (chemical engineer and explosives specialist at SPND; sanctioned by US in March 2019)
-Mansur Asgari (head of research & tech dept at SPND; sanctioned by US in March 2019)
-Ahmad Hagigat Talab (SPND senior official; sanctioned by US in May 2025)
-Amir Hossein Feqhi (nuclear professor at Shahid Beheshti University)
-Abdulhamid Manouchehr, head of the Department of Nuclear Engineering at Shahid Beheshti University
-Sayyed Mohammad Reza Seddighi Saber (head of SPND; sanctioned by US in May 2025)
-Ahmad Reza Zolfaghari (nuclear engineering professor at Shahid Beheshti University)
-Ali Bakouei Katrimi (Atomic Molecular Physics professor at Tarbiat Modares University)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (2yoRf)

149 > Now I'm COMPLETELY confused by the Daily Wire.
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I refer to them as the "Daily Wired." It's like some of them are drinking several Red Bulls before sitting down to peck out some of their drivel.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (Q4IgG)

150 Within the Star Wars EU, being assigned to Vader's flagship was often a quick path to promotion--if you survived his capriciousness.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2025 04:48 PM (GlyvH)

I'll take my chances working in the Death Star commissary.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (k9OZB)

"I despise white chocolate, and yet you give me this Zero bar."

"Lord Vader, forgive me, it's my first da*urk*"

"I will not tolerate such incompetence."

*THUD*

"Lieutenant Fozek, you take over the register."

Posted by: No job is safe! at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (TbWk/)

151 yay Jane d'oh!!

yeah X is a cess pit today

I had to do a lot of timeline cleansing

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (Pv3Rg)

152 Kamala picked him because he was a white male pro-military guy.

Which he is. Just not our military.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (/y8xj)

153 Ron DeSantis just gave the order, Floridian's are allowed to drive over protestors blocking roads.

beep beep

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (/U5Yz)

154 >>> 118
==

I should say that I was not some super Rambo terminator super warrior. Just a tactical coordinator (TC).
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:52 PM (jH5TK)

But you had some interesting comments. There's usually one or two Horde members who have informed opinions on whatever the topic is.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (ULPxl)

155 >> @MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.
--------------
Denial is one strategy. Not a good one, but is one.

Posted by: scampydog at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (2bFN5)

156 BREAKING: Dana Bash: Trump told her, the Iranian hardliners in the talks are now dead.

Bash: "Meaning Israel got them?"

Trump: "Well they didn't die of covid."

I would have been happier with "Dana, you ignorant slut."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (NXz8h)

157 Aaaaand, now it's a pizza thread.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (/y8xj)

I admit, that wasn't on my bingo card.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (jH5TK)

158 So, this place really is a smart military blog today?
Posted by: General Nuisance at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (G5+As)

Tits.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

159 Only one Mohammad? And what's with this Salami guy?
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2025 04:38 PM

Smoked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (kgE5c)

160 "None. Chain Pizza is all crap.
Posted by: garrett "

Pretty much. Only good for a slice or two at best.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (0HaGk)

161 98 A hot, shooting war in the Middle East is the Prolog for Ralph Bakshi's Wizards ...

lisp > prolog

Posted by: anachronda at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (sGtp+)

162 The words "pizza"and "chain" do not belong in the same sentence.

Posted by: Independent Cheesemongers Alliance at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (G5+As)

163 Is Syria really prepared to switch sides, even to just a frigid neutral?
-
Current leadership in Syria doesn't want to get on Isrel's shit list.

Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (Dnobf)

164 But you had some interesting comments. There's usually one or two Horde members who have informed opinions on whatever the topic is.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (ULPxl)

❤️ thanks for that!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (jH5TK)

165 The shoe/handbag repair place, to which I brought my ancient (ca. 1994) Eddie Bauer shoulder strap briefcase for repairs, has called. $50 and it should be ready next week.

If they do as good a job as they did with the resoling of my Dan Post boots, all should be well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (omVj0)

166 Pretty sure Trump and Bibi had a deal - Trump would get 60 days to try the easy way...and then Bibi got to try the hard way...this is Bibi's show now...

right and Iran was just yanking PDJT's chain and that is NOT NOT AGGRESSIVE

it is, in fact, aggression. they were wasting our time on purpose to distract from their actual plan

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (Pv3Rg)

167 But refueling operations?
For an attack on Iran?

During Pride Month? DURING PRIDE MONTH??!!
Posted by: During Pride Month

That little plane was sticking its nozzle in the back of that big plane, so...I guess so?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (M0V4/)

168 There is only one pizza worth discussing: Pepperoni and Green Chiles.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (NXz8h)

169 >>Aleph א @no_itsmyturn 11m
Iranian nuclear scientists reportedly eliminated:

Turns out you don't need a bomb that blows up shit 400 feet below the ground. You just have to wait for the moles to come to the surface.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (viF8m)

170 Posted by: andycanuck

Is Michael Bay directing this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (L/fGl)

171 9 Ask 10 different people which pizza chain is the best, and you'll get 10 different answers.

Even though the only correct answer is "Pizza Hut."
Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 04:54 PM (jGGMD)

Marco's is pretty much the only one that doesn't suck these days.

Posted by: Slim pickings at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (TbWk/)

172

I would like to eat pizza off of a really nice pair of tits...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (+gRkI)

173 I am pleased that Israel did this without our armed forces joining them.

It makes the Mullahs look even more feckless, and it is indeed Israel's immediate problem. Yes, it is also our problem, but that would be down the road a bit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (mWSu4)

174 Now they need to commute James Alex Fields' sentence.
Everyone knows he's an asshole. But he was not a murdering asshole.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (gKWVE)

175 Pineapple sucks.

Begun, the topping wars have.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (jH5TK)

176 None. Chain Pizza is all crap.
Posted by: garrett "

I assume you like the grease dripping floppy NYC slice?

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (VofaG)

177 Holy shit. Is he really that stupid?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (g88zo)

He's an out of touch media jackass who saw the widespread objection to US involvement / funding in the Ukraine conflict but failed to understand the reasons for that objection.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

178 Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes.

Now, I can't predict the future, but I wouldn't recommend that Gen. Khatami buy any green bananas.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (kgE5c)

179 >>> 133 >>Posted by: JasonG at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (3+0We)

The Armchair Reich was Angry that day.

Like an old man, trying to send soup back in a Deli.
Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:54 PM (QIh6T)

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Posted by: Soup Nazi at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (ULPxl)

180 146 I had Round Table pizza a while back. It was really good

i haven't even *seen* a round table in, like, decades!

Posted by: anachronda at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (sGtp+)

181 Why is it that Schlichter and the rest of you can bring up the Marine barracks, but roll your eyes at bringing up USS Liberty?

Posted by: JasonG at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (3+0We)
##################################

Anyone who thinks the USS Liberty was erroneously identified as an Egyptian vessel while in a war zone is prima facie evil!

Posted by: C. Tarlson at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (ccvr7)

182 Is that OUR Jane Doh?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (kpS4V)

183 Never had Salami on pizza before. Might try it now.

Posted by: Pizza Town, USA at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (G5+As)

184 I am pleased that Israel did this without our armed forces joining them.

It makes the Mullahs look even more feckless, and it is indeed Israel's immediate problem. Yes, it is also our problem, but that would be down the road a bit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (mWSu4)

Much less of a problem than yesterday, imo.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (jH5TK)

185 I am not willing to go to war with Iran. Not the type of war that we wage nowadays anyway. The US plays at war. I'm done with that shit. You don't play at war.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2025 05:01 PM (E0p3T)

186 Not just over Syria:

The Immortal @TheImmortal007 4h Replying to @sentdefender
This is beyond humiliation.
IAF jets are refueling over Iranian skies.
Incredible.

https://tinyurl.com/43dt3uae
19 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 05:01 PM (2yoRf)

187 So, this place really is a smart military blog today?
Posted by: General Nuisance at June 13, 2025 04:44 PM (G5+As)

Tits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

Multi-tasking. It's what we do.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2025 05:01 PM (W/lyH)

188 Matt Wash is the Jack Murphy of Rick Wilson's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 13, 2025 05:01 PM (zZu0s)

189 >>> 149 I just tried Jet's Pizza the other day. I liked it quite a bit. Detroit style isn't generally my thing but I think they did a good job.

But agreed, best pies are the little mom and pop shops.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (jH5TK)

Just Pies in Tyler TX.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:01 PM (ULPxl)

190 >>I assume you like the grease dripping floppy NYC slice?

Grease Dripping is a Philly thing. NYC Pizza is not typically greasy unless you get a Pepperoni pie.

But, yes. Thin Crust.

Or, a proper Sicilian.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (QIh6T)

191 Anyone remember Godfather's Pizza?

"A pizza you can't refuse!!"

Went to one by school during lunch period.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (jH5TK)

192 Why is it that Schlichter and the rest of you can bring up the Marine barracks, but roll your eyes at bringing up USS Liberty?

Was that the one John McCain sank?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (wItF4)

193 Times of Israel.com

Israelis told they can leave shelters, but to remain nearby after second Iran missile barrage

35 injured * Hanegbi: Military force alone can’t destroy Iran’s nuke program; only Trump can compel Iran to abandon it; Iran’s political leaders won’t be targeted * Houthi missile lands in southern West Bank Palestinian town

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (fab8c)

194
Well that guy has to be nervous.

_________

"Do YOU want to be part of a dynamic organization with the opportunity for rapid advancement?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (QnmlO)

195 Miss Linda and I usually have a pizza every Friday night. She prefers rising crust, I like thin. We've tried the ones from Aldi, Red Baron, and Walmart's own brand, and the best (as in tastiest) has been WM's "barbecue chicken" pizza.

Four cheese is good too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (omVj0)

196 >>None. Chain Pizza is all crap.

Correct answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (viF8m)

197 >>Never had Salami on pizza before. Might try it now.

Salami is mid-tier for a Meat Topping.

Try Cappicola instead.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (QIh6T)

198 Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

Neither did 19 goat humpers/hijackers.

One quote that stayed with me after 9/11 and I don't remember which intel person said it but it was something along the lines of what made the attack on 9/11 possible was a lack of imagination on our part.

The idea that any country with enough malice and money can't hurt us is asinine.
-------------

If any of you haven't read an essay penned a year or so after 9/11 called "The 3 Conjectures", please take the time to do so. It makes a succinct yet convincing case for why entities such as Iran can *never* be allowed to have nuclear capability, and why nations cannot be ignored just because working with/against them is difficult.

Posted by: Crusader at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (TN0g+)

199 179 Holy shit. Is he really that stupid?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2025 04:45 PM (g88zo)

He's an out of touch media jackass who saw the widespread objection to US involvement / funding in the Ukraine conflict but failed to understand the reasons for that objection.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

One is that Russia doesn't attack or fund attacks on our troops and its people don't chant death to America every day...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (tOcjL)

200 >>> 155 Ron DeSantis just gave the order, Floridian's are allowed to drive over protestors blocking roads.

beep beep
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (/U5Yz)

*looks at Abbott*

Well? We're WAITING!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (ULPxl)

201 > BREAKING: IRAN NAMES NEW ARMY CHIEF AS ISRAEL CLAIMS 15 TOP TARGETS KILLED

Seen on monster.com:

Commander-in-Chief, Iran Revolutionary Guard Corps

Seeking a candidate with extensive background in ululating and killing Jews. Solid benefits package.

This is a temporary position.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (qpyNK)

202 More than 100 missiles fired at Israel.

Ongoing emergency response operation in Tel Aviv - concerning children and the elderly - is being undertaken as they are removed from a large building that was struck.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (NFX2v)

203 "Do YOU want to be part of a dynamic organization with the opportunity for rapid advancement?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM

The sky's the limit.

Posted by: toby928 at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (jc0TO)

204 But, yes. Thin Crust.

Or, a proper Sicilian.
Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (QIh6T)

👍 on the thin crust.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (VofaG)

205 Meat topping sounds ghey.

Posted by: Cheesy power bottoms? at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (TbWk/)

206 Great. Now I'm hungry.

Thanks for a good afternoon y'all! I needed one this week.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 05:04 PM (jH5TK)

207 Johnnys in Bryn Mawr PA

best pizza

amazing cheesesteaks too

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 13, 2025 05:04 PM (Pv3Rg)

208 Chicago-style "pizza" is really just a foul stew. May as well add carrots.

Posted by: 5 Boroughs Only at June 13, 2025 05:04 PM (G5+As)

209 "I assume you like the grease dripping floppy NYC slice?
Posted by: polynikes "

Holy shit yes!!!

I'm George Costanza. Gimme that grease if you don't want it!

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2025 05:04 PM (0HaGk)

210 "Do YOU want to be part of a dynamic organization with the opportunity for rapid advancement?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (QnmlO)

With a goat in every bunk!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 05:04 PM (jGGMD)

211 I had an insanely good cubed strip spicy salami pizza in Rome. Thin crust. Spicy sauce (not fucking sweet.) Delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 13, 2025 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

212 >> Chicago-style "pizza" is really just a foul stew. May as well add carrots.

It's not a Pizza. It's a Casserole.

Essentially a partial birth abortion in a pan.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:05 PM (QIh6T)

213 Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.

Hi there!

Posted by: A Ford Econoline Van With A Nuke In It! at June 13, 2025 05:05 PM (xTIDn)

214
Try Cappicola instead.
Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (QIh6T)

Da fuck you talkin about? You mean gabbagool?

Posted by: Tony Soprano at June 13, 2025 05:05 PM (TbWk/)

215 "We knew this would make them meet, but more importantly we knew how to keep them there."

Israel found some serious Kabab place that does take out.

Posted by: pawn-one of many at June 13, 2025 05:05 PM (QB+5g)

216 General Cappicola ???

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (g47mK)

217
None. Chain Pizza is all crap.
Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 04:55 PM (QIh6T)

Regina Pizza in Boston. The exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (y9nCu)

218 The Immortal @TheImmortal007 4h Replying to @sentdefender
This is beyond humiliation.
IAF jets are refueling over Iranian skies.
Incredible.

Galactic level of trolling.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (fab8c)

219 Ask 10 different people which pizza chain is the best, and you'll get 10 different answers.

Even though the only correct answer is "Pizza Hut."
Posted by: Dr. T

Funny way to spell Me and Ed's.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (M0V4/)

220 The Golden Scalp Weasel is a big fan of the Corbin Dallas Doctrine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2025 04:51 PM (y9nCu)

It's never failed. Plus, it got him multipass access to Leeloo's parking garage, IYKWIM.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (ExV1e)

221 Best breadsticks were Pizza Express in Bloomington. Their pizza was crap, but the breadsticks were insanely good.

Commies have probably ruined them by now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (zZu0s)

222 Moose's Tooth in Anchorage, Alaska makes the best pizza in the United States. And yes, I've had Chicago pizza, New York pizza, and numerous others.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (qpyNK)

223 "Sicilian" pizza deserves all the scorn that can be piled on it!

Posted by: Tony From Arthur Avenue at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (G5+As)

224 "Do YOU want to be part of a dynamic organization with the opportunity for rapid advancement?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Free cell phone and pager!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (+gRkI)

225 >>I had an insanely good cubed strip spicy salami pizza in Rome.

Like a Paprika and Pepper Salami. Because those can work.

It's the Genoa / Finochia Salami that I dislike when it is cooked.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (QIh6T)

226 "This is a temporary position.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia "

"So tell me...where do you see yourself in five years"?

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (0HaGk)

227 Well now You People have me craving pizza for dinner.

Except I will RESIST!!! and continue with my plan to make BLTs instead.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (ULPxl)

228 >>> 155 Ron DeSantis just gave the order, Floridian's are allowed to drive over protestors blocking roads.

beep beep
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (/U5Yz)

*looks at Abbott*

Well? We're WAITING!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (ULPxl)

It's on the books in Louisiana too, if I'm not mistaken, though I don't know if it's been publicly announced.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (jGGMD)

229 Well, this takes the heat off of me for a while. Needed to shop for some new nail polish anyway.

Posted by: Barbie Bondi at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (/U5Yz)

230 Now, I can't predict the future, but I wouldn't recommend that Gen. Khatami buy any green bananas.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Or a full gallon of milk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (L/fGl)

231 Chicago style hotdogs are also an abomination.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (VofaG)

232 Even though the only correct answer is "Pizza Hut."
Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 04:54 PM (jGGMD)

Who hurt you as a child?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (ExV1e)

233 > 210 Chicago-style "pizza" is really just a foul stew. May as well add carrots.
Posted by: 5 Boroughs Only at June 13, 2025 05:04 PM (G5+As)

New York style is basically just a thin layer of store-brand catsup scraped across a big saltine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (qpyNK)

234 I would take whatever Hanegbi has to say with some scepticism.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (DLqye)

235 what made the attack on 9/11 possible was a lack of imagination on our part.

The idea that any country with enough malice and money can't hurt us is asinine.

Posted by: JackStraw

------------
That was in the commission report, "a failure of imagination."

I think specifically it was a reference to the failure to reinforce cockpit doors as all prudence would have mandated.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (89/YY)

236 Much less of a problem than yesterday, imo.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 13, 2025 05:00 PM (jH5TK)

Heh...pretty good investment for us. A few billion $$$ of weaponry and Israel does the rest. Or at least most of the rest. But without an Iranian air force or anti-aircraft systems, Israeli aircraft can spend lots of time getting targets on their lists.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (mWSu4)

237 >> 155 Ron DeSantis just gave the order, Floridian's are allowed to drive over protestors blocking roads.

beep beep
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (/U5Yz)

*looks at Abbott*

Well? We're WAITING!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (ULPxl)

It's on the books in Louisiana too, if I'm not mistaken, though I don't know if it's been publicly announced.
Posted by: Dr. T

It's easy to strap a log to the front bumper.

Posted by: Barbie Bondi at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (/U5Yz)

238 228 "This is a temporary position.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia "

"So tell me...where do you see yourself in five years"?
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2025 05:06 PM (0HaGk)

"Not answering idiotic questions like 'where do you see yourself in five years.'"

Posted by: Guy who hates idiotic job interview questions at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (TbWk/)

239 >>Chicago style hotdogs are also an abomination.

If you are forced to eat in Chicago:

Italian Potted Beef / Braciola.

Or, Mexican.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (QIh6T)

240 One is that Russia doesn't attack or fund attacks on our troops and its people don't chant death to America every day...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (tOcjL)

Russia sure loves them some Iran though. And the Dems love Iran.

Huh.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (E0p3T)

241 I don't need Abbott to give me permission. ( yes I understand the potential consequences)

Just snarking about reality.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (VofaG)

242 Yay for Israel!

Jane Doe calling the Lincoln Project dickheads "pedo tools" is perfection. Sic 'em, Jane!

I wish President Trump had told Bash they were "graveyard dead" as the FL Sheriff did. This shocked the UK DM as if he said he was going to kill everyone who protested...when he clearly said they could protest in peace. I doubt most know what they are protesting anyway.

He was clear that if rocks were thrown at police they might be graveyard dead and I am fine with this. If they block roads they will be arrested. If they spit they will be wounded and in jail after a trip to the hospital. If they run they will be tired in jail...and some might be bitten in jail when his dogs get them. Fellow Floridians will run over them if they cling to their cars.

GO FLORIDA!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (6PCLE)

243 What DOES Iran have for an air force these days? The last I heard (which was a long time ago, frankly) they were still flying stuff we gave to the Shah, keeping it limping along with black-market spare parts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (qpyNK)

244 Best breadsticks were Pizza Express in Bloomington.
--------

IN?

Used to date an IU gal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (XeU6L)

245 >>Regina Pizza in Boston. The exception that proves the rule.

To be a real chain you have to have locations outside the same area code.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (viF8m)

246 Pretty sure Trump and Bibi had a deal - Trump would get 60 days to try the easy way...and then Bibi got to try the hard way...this is Bibi's show now...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (tOcjL)

I reckon that's true but I also reckon that Trump really did try to head this all off peacefully.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (ExV1e)

247 233 Chicago style hotdogs are also an abomination.
Posted by: polynikes

This right here. Who puts pickle slice on a hot dog? Geez.

Posted by: Barbie Bondi at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (/U5Yz)

248 >>> 239
==
It's easy to strap a log to the front bumper.
Posted by: Barbie Bondi at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (/U5Yz)

I wonder if it's too late to get one of those cow pusher thingys on my truck before tomorrow.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (ULPxl)

249 If tat is or Jane Doh, or not, that is great tweet to the homo Maoist pedos of the Lincoln project.

Posted by: Xi at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (17s+e)

250 Who hurt you as a child?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (ExV1e)

Parents, teachers, and classmates. But at least my taste in pizza is sound. Ish.

Posted by: Pizza the Hutt? Seriously? at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (TbWk/)

251 "Do YOU want to be part of a dynamic organization with the opportunity for rapid advancement?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The sky's the limit!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (cYBz/)

252 127 Why is it that Schlichter and the rest of you can bring up the Marine barracks, but roll your eyes at bringing up USS Liberty?
Posted by: some disingenuous twink at June 13, 2025 04:53 PM (3+0We)

American Thinker: tinyurl.com/yujcrpk5
You were "just askin' queschins" and you got answered. Your move.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (gKWVE)

253 Best pizza I can recall having was one at a local bistro on Esplanade, Port of Call, in something like 1990. It was hardly my first pizza, but there was something extra about it that said, "This is what your very first pizza tasted like." In other words, what pizza *should* be like.

Port of Call is the cousin to the more famous Snug Harbor a few blocks away. The last time I was in PoC, I confirmed my earlier judgment, that it's dark and secluded and "the kind of place you take someone you're not married to."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (omVj0)

254 242 One is that Russia doesn't attack or fund attacks on our troops and its people don't chant death to America every day...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (tOcjL)

Russia sure loves them some Iran though. And the Dems love Iran.

Huh.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (E0p3T)

Russian relations with Iran are for pragmatic reasons(also true of China), and they haven't in recent history favored their ascent in the Middle East as actual Iranian expansion puts them in a rivalrous position. Russia also more under the table keeps reasonable relations with Israel.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (okun6)

255 Love Trump's answer to Dana Bash. Yes, I love my smart ass President

I can't even imagine the level of paranoia and gastrointestinal distress going on right now in what's left of the Iranian leadership.

Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (oiNtH)

256 New York style is basically just a thin layer of store-brand catsup scraped across a big saltine.

This is incorrect. A big soggy saltine.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (/y8xj)

257 IN?

Used to date an IU gal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (XeU6L)

Yep. IU had some nice ladies. Friendly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (zZu0s)

258 Off globalist whore sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (/U5Yz)

259 >>New York style is basically just a thin layer of store-brand catsup scraped across a big saltine.

Then you have never had a proper NY Style Pizza.

The key to NY style is the Crust. It should be leathery rather than cracker-like. Seared on the bottom, but not brittle.
Cracker-like crust comes from using the wrong type of Flour and not mixing/kneading sufficiently.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (QIh6T)

260 Who hurt you as a child?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:07 PM (ExV1e)

Dad leaving me has nothing to do with Pizza Hut's tastiness. Stay on target!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (jGGMD)

261 🚨🇮🇷BREAKING: IRAN NAMES NEW ARMY CHIEF AS ISRAEL CLAIMS 15 TOP TARGETS KILLED

I assume he was the only one who didn't take a step backwards.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (9Niia)

262 Bang for the buck nationally I think Dominos. Brooklyn crust and 3 topping roll your own can be good. I like sausage, mushrooms and jalapeños.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (n4GiU)

263 Posted by: No job is safe! at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (TbWk/)

Vader: I'll have the penne all'arrabbiata.
Cantina worker: You'll need a tray.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (ExV1e)

264 "So tell me...where do you see yourself in five years"?
Posted by: eleven

Part of me over here, part of me over there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 05:12 PM (L/fGl)

265 Ron DeSantis just gave the order, Floridian's are allowed to drive over protestors blocking roads.

beep beep
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 04:57 PM (/U5Yz)

*looks at Abbott*

Well? We're WAITING!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (ULPxl)

It's on the books in Louisiana too, if I'm not mistaken, though I don't know if it's been publicly announced.
Posted by: Dr. T

Oklahoma just did also.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2025 05:12 PM (fab8c)

266 I assume you like the grease dripping floppy NYC slice?
Posted by: polynikes

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Reminds me, what is up with olive oil prices?

OK, OJ doubled in price because of Chinese bio-weapon "greening disease" that they spread around the world.

But what happened to olives? why has that doubled in price this past year?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 13, 2025 05:12 PM (89/YY)

267 What DOES Iran have for an air force these days? The last I heard (which was a long time ago, frankly) they were still flying stuff we gave to the Shah, keeping it limping along with black-market spare parts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (qpyNK)

And Tom Cruise stole one of them.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 05:12 PM (VofaG)

268 >>> 242 One is that Russia doesn't attack or fund attacks on our troops and its people don't chant death to America every day...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (tOcjL)

Russia sure loves them some Iran though. And the Dems love Iran.

Huh.
Posted by: ... at June 13, 2025 05:08 PM (E0p3T)

I am curious to see *how much* Russia, or for that matter CHYna, objects to the Joos attacking Iran. I would put much higher odds on the CCP doing something, anything, directly against the US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:12 PM (ULPxl)

269 I would like to eat pizza off of a really nice pair of tits...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 13, 2025 04:59 PM (+gRkI)

Seems like that would be uncomfortable for her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:13 PM (ExV1e)

270 To be a real chain you have to have locations outside the same area code.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Boston region I'd say Papa Ginos. And that barely makes it outside 495.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 13, 2025 05:13 PM (n4GiU)

271 It's on the books in Louisiana too, if I'm not mistaken, though I don't know if it's been publicly announced.
-----
Oklahoma just did also.

Tomorrow could turn out to be more interesting than I expected.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 05:14 PM (p+g4D)

272 I am disturbed that the people in the Pentagon are consuming Dominoes pizza. Sure sign of abominable decision making.

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 05:14 PM (g47mK)

273 Broadway North Pizza in Armonk, NY has the best Sicilian Pie you will ever encounter.

Broadway Pizza in North White Plains has the best White Pizza you will ever encounter.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:14 PM (QIh6T)

274 I can't even imagine the level of paranoia and gastrointestinal distress going on right now in what's left of the Iranian leadership.

Posted by: Cheri
===

We are going to need a revision to the weekly poop map in last night's ONT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 13, 2025 05:15 PM (17s+e)

275 >>> 248 Pretty sure Trump and Bibi had a deal - Trump would get 60 days to try the easy way...and then Bibi got to try the hard way...this is Bibi's show now...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (tOcjL)

I reckon that's true but I also reckon that Trump really did try to head this all off peacefully.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (ExV1e)

Yes, I appreciate that he both doesn't fck around, and yet seems to grasp the concept that some things should be avoided if possible.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:15 PM (ULPxl)

276 Domino's Brooklyn style is how you do Dominos.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2025 05:16 PM (0HaGk)

277 I am disturbed that the people in the Pentagon are consuming Dominoes pizza. Sure sign of abominable decision making.
Posted by: runner

Definitely abdominal abominable decision making.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2025 05:17 PM (fab8c)

278 Almost time to feed the giant kittens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2025 05:17 PM (omVj0)

279 Off globalist whore sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (/U5Yz)

----------------

You're gonna have to be A LOT more specific ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 13, 2025 05:17 PM (SY0IH)

280 Domino's Brooklyn style is how you do Dominos.

Posted by: eleven
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Better idea.... do NOT do Dominos.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 13, 2025 05:18 PM (17s+e)

281 Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Tim Walz compares DC on Saturday to “Pyong-yong” and hopes the military runs into bad weather at the parade.

-
Get Senator Speaks With Forked Tongue to do a rain dance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 13, 2025 05:18 PM (L/fGl)

282 > To be a real chain you have to have locations outside the same area code.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Outlets in one area code states hardest hit.

There are 11 states.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bot at June 13, 2025 05:18 PM (Q4IgG)

283 There are some people that actually put ketchup on a hot dog. Barbaric.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 05:18 PM (/U5Yz)

284 We are going to need a revision to the weekly poop map in last night's ONT.
Posted by: Jukin

Yeah. What was up with that? What frenchie shits 7 times a day on average?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2025 05:18 PM (fab8c)

285

[I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS ENJOY THE GAME]
| |

Can we just not give a fuck about the middle east for a while? Let everyone bomb everyone. Go, Team Death!

Posted by: imp at June 13, 2025 05:19 PM (g6TN6)

286 But did the IDF get Gruta?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 13, 2025 05:19 PM (dIna8)

287 Vader: I'll have the penne all'arrabbiata.
Cantina worker: You'll need a tray.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:11 PM (ExV1e)

Vader surveying the trays: "Did you dry these in a rainforest? This one is wet, this one's wet, this one's wet..."

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 13, 2025 05:19 PM (k9OZB)

288 >>> 286 But did the IDF get Gruta?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 13, 2025 05:19 PM (dIna

I hope she's *still* screaming at her tee wee back in scandiland.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:19 PM (ULPxl)

289 Great slam by Jane D'oh to the Lincoln Pedos.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2025 05:20 PM (qBdHI)

290 One is that Russia doesn't attack or fund attacks on our troops and its people don't chant death to America every day...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 05:03 PM (tOcjL)

Also, our intelligence agencies arranged for the conflict to happen and it could have been ended at any time if the western countries (not officially involved) would permit it to end. That conflict exists solely to kill as many ordinary Ukrainians / Russians as possible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:20 PM (ExV1e)

291 Pretty sure Trump and Bibi had a deal - Trump would get 60 days to try the easy way...and then Bibi got to try the hard way...this is Bibi's show now...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 13, 2025 04:56 PM (tOcjL)

---------------

Good Op, Bad Op?

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 13, 2025 05:20 PM (SY0IH)

292 Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:02 PM (QIh6T)

NYC pizza is overrated... like most things associated with NYC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

293 There are some people that actually put ketchup on a hot dog. Barbaric.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

*Raises hand* Ketchup, yellow mustard and pickle relish.

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2025 05:21 PM (lJ0H4)

294 What DOES Iran have for an air force these days? The last I heard (which was a long time ago, frankly) they were still flying stuff we gave to the Shah, keeping it limping along with black-market spare parts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2025 05:09 PM (qpyNK)
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Here is a link to warpower dot com. Don't know much about that site, but seems plausible what they have listed there for counts and types. https://tinyurl.com/34ak5vct

Posted by: scampydog at June 13, 2025 05:21 PM (2bFN5)

295 There are some people that actually put ketchup on a hot dog. Barbaric.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

*Raises hand* Ketchup, yellow mustard and pickle relish.

Posted by: Tuna

Yellow mustard & sauerkraut.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2025 05:22 PM (fab8c)

296 Dominoes is some nasty stuff.

Woodstock Pizza in Corvallis OR is bomb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2025 05:22 PM (W2Pud)

297 >>> 290
==
Also, our intelligence agencies arranged for the conflict to happen and it could have been ended at any time if the western countries (not officially involved) would permit it to end. That conflict exists solely to kill as many ordinary Ukrainians / Russians as possible.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:20 PM (ExV1e)

The list of "celebrities" who immediately began screeching 'we have to support KEEEV against OMG Russia' creeps me the fck out.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2025 05:22 PM (ULPxl)

298 Rodrigo Borgia

Iran got some Iraqi aircraft that flew there for safety during the Gulf War. These were not returned. They used Russian parts.

You can look up their Air OOB yourself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2025 05:22 PM (u82oZ)

299 Red Baron thin crust supreme is my GoTo pizza.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2025 05:22 PM (Aqu9a)

300 Just walked 3.5 miles

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2025 05:23 PM (+qU29)

301 What DOES Iran have for an air force these days?

Balsa wood & rubber bands.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2025 05:23 PM (fab8c)

302 I'll eat most pizzas and in fact have.

I support DEI pizza eating.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2025 05:23 PM (rvwwT)

303 >>NYC pizza is overrated.

Sure. The place that invented Pizza as it is currently known did it all wrong.

Gotacha.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2025 05:23 PM (QIh6T)

304 Don't forget fried onions

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2025 05:24 PM (+qU29)

305 >>> 302 I'll eat most pizzas and in fact have.

I support DEI pizza eating.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2025 05:23 PM (rvwwT)

Hi!

Posted by: Totino's at June 13, 2025 05:24 PM (ULPxl)

306 Just walked 3.5 miles
Posted by: Skip
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Just skipped 3.5 miles

Posted by: Walker at June 13, 2025 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

307 I am so aching for a popular uprising and counter-revolution in Iran right now. The leadership is in chaos and scared shitless. The army is running around trying to deal with Israel, totally overwhelmed already. If enough people take to the streets and storm enough government buildings, there just won't be enough personnel to stop them. And once the fuse is lit, the uprising will spread nationwide very quickly.

Realistically, it probably won't happen, but damn this is their chance.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2025 05:24 PM (pMi6S)

308 The best pizza is pizza that has been ordered, picked up or delivered, and paid for by someone else.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2025 05:25 PM (Aqu9a)

309 Iran has appointed General Amir Khatami as the new commander of its army, following the deaths of senior military leadership in Israeli strikes.
________________

This just in: Khatami's insurance carrier has just canceled his life insurance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2025 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

310 NYC pizza is overrated.

Sure. The place that invented Pizza as it is currently known did it all wrong.

Gotacha.
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Ford brought automobiles to the masses but I sure don't want to buy one.

Posted by: Crusader at June 13, 2025 05:25 PM (TN0g+)

311

Dana, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say let 'em crash!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2025 05:25 PM (63Dwl)

312 Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Tim Walz compares DC on Saturday to “Pyong-yong” and hopes the military runs into bad weather at the parade.

BuT wAlZ sUpPoRtS ta TwOOpZ

Posted by: gKWVE at June 13, 2025 05:25 PM (gKWVE)

313
I wonder if it's too late to get one of those cow pusher thingys on my truck before tomorrow.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
---------

[recalls scene from 'Death Race 2000']
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6LahtrxVhg

F/F to 1:16

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2025 05:26 PM (XeU6L)

314 1. Horseshoe theory is bullshit because it incorrectly places authoritarians (Nazis, and other race essentialists) on the right.
2. Iran isn't our fight. True they're an adversary who funds various campaigns against us, but they aren't an existential threat by a long shot. For Israel they certainly are.
3. Plenty of right wing jews (and other conservatives, I guess) conflate what's good for Israel, and what's good for us foreign-policy-wise. There's plenty of overlap, but I don't think it was ever in our best interest to initiate war with Iran.
4. The war with Gaza must pretty much be over if Israel is launching this attack.

Posted by: wat at June 13, 2025 05:26 PM (Dk542)

315 Tomorrow could turn out to be more interesting than I expected.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 05:14 PM (p+g4D)

Hopefully no dipshits go out looking for the opportunity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:26 PM (ExV1e)

316 There are some people that actually put ketchup on a hot dog. Barbaric.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

*Raises hand* Ketchup, yellow mustard and pickle relish.

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2025 05:21 PM (lJ0H4)
***

You forgot the chopped onions.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2025 05:26 PM (W/lyH)

317 Nood. Quickies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 13, 2025 05:26 PM (ExV1e)

318 Ron DeSantis just gave the order, Floridian's are allowed to drive over protestors blocking roads.

Only Floridians? Not tourists in rental cars? Boo!

Posted by: Chuck C at June 13, 2025 05:27 PM (fPf7z)

319 There are some people that actually put ketchup on a hot dog. Barbaric.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

*Raises hand* Ketchup, yellow mustard and pickle relish.

Posted by: Tuna

This is the way. But on. Sams's Club hot dog soda combo for $1.99

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 13, 2025 05:27 PM (MsrgL)

320 Red Baron thin crust supreme is my GoTo pizza.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Digiorno's Loaded Ultra Thin Crust Carnivore Pizza.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2025 05:27 PM (fab8c)

321 There are some people that actually put ketchup on a hot dog. Barbaric.

I've witnessed that. With pity.

Posted by: DanMan at June 13, 2025 05:28 PM (8uzBS)

322 No, this isn't North Korea you're seeing.

It's a marching band followed by a marching infantry unit in perfect formation.

And the first thing The Lincoln Project pedos think of is North Korea?

I believe it was a common occurrence, at one time, to see the military participate in parades in America.

Somewhere along the way we stopped doing that.

I never went and saw the Blue Angels as a kid and thought "NORTH KOREA!!!".
I just enjoyed the show and was proud of our country for making such magnificent equipment.

We aren't allowed to be proud of our military anymore without associating it with dictatorship?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 13, 2025 05:28 PM (6ydKt)

323 Gholam-Ali Rashid

smoke him low and inside

I remember we did a lot of cruel comedy for the IRGC

maybe a best of thread sometime.

Posted by: DaveA at June 13, 2025 05:28 PM (FhXTo)

324 315 Tomorrow could turn out to be more interesting than I expected.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2025 05:14 PM (p+g4D)

Hopefully no dipshits go out looking for the opportunity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

15% of the participants are now furiously scribbling out their "No Kings" signs and sloppily writing "Stop Israel" "Kill Zionazi Scum" instead.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2025 05:28 PM (pMi6S)

325 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 10h
Satellite imagery today of the Natanz Nuclear Facility in Central Iran shows massive damage to the complex, including the destruction of several buildings, as a result of this morning’s strikes by the Israeli Air Force.

https://tinyurl.com/3njbnhvc
2 satellite images; bigger versions accessible using 'open image in a new tab/window'.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 05:29 PM (2yoRf)

326 299 Red Baron thin crust supreme is my GoTo pizza.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2025 05:22 PM (Aqu9a)

I use their basic cheese pizza as a base for other ingredients when I'm cranking out a last minute pizza.

Posted by: 3-7-77 at June 13, 2025 05:29 PM (dLmtu)

327 >>> @MattWalshBlog
Iran does not pose any credible threat to the United States.
That's surprisingly dumb.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 13, 2025 04:46 PM (x2CMu)

It's like saying on December 6, 1941, or September 10, 2001, that Japan and Al Quaeda don't pose a credible threat.

They don't, Matt...until they do, and Tel Aviv or a major US city is a smoking crater from a nuke.

Believe our enemies when they call us Satan, and plot our destruction. Especially since Dems when in power put their heads in the sand and gave them pallets of cash.

Posted by: LizLem at June 13, 2025 05:29 PM (Eng1Z)

328 319 There are some people that actually put ketchup on a hot dog. Barbaric.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

*Raises hand* Ketchup, yellow mustard and pickle relish.

Posted by: Tuna

This is the way. But on. Sams's Club hot dog soda combo for $1.99
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 13, 2025 05:27 PM (MsrgL
Dogs should be grilled on a stick.
- b ubambo

Posted by: Eromero at June 13, 2025 05:30 PM (jgmnb)

329
Realistically, it probably won't happen, but damn this is their chance.
Posted by: zombie

===============

That's why I was asking in another thread what keeps the mullahs in power. I don't get the impression they have a Stasi, or an army patrolling the streets Argentina-style. In fact, there's a lot of open anti-mullah sentiment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 05:30 PM (wbZPZ)

330 I can't even imagine the level of paranoia and gastrointestinal distress going on right now in what's left of the Iranian leadership.

Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2025 05:10 PM (oiNtH)
_______________

Just try to get a bathroom stall in Iran's HQ. There's probably an unruly line of guys hopping from foot to foot, trying to hold it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2025 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

331 wat: 2. Iran isn't our fight. True they're an adversary who funds various campaigns against us, but they aren't an existential threat by a long shot. For Israel they certainly are.

I propose that when nonexistential threats add up, and aren't addressed soon enough, they become existential. There were plenty of German tribes who were no existential threat to Rome until Odoacer made himself "King of Italy".

wat: 3. Plenty of right wing jews (and other conservatives, I guess) conflate what's good for Israel, and what's good for us foreign-policy-wise. There's plenty of overlap, but I don't think it was ever in our best interest to initiate war with Iran.

See above. Also, the Islamic Republic declared war on America. They haven't ever said "oops, our bad, let's quit spreading Shia jihad all over the Near East and stinking up the place and just concentrate on trade like... Jews. Jews, amirite? Hahaha. No seriously, that jihad shit was stupid."

Posted by: gKWVE at June 13, 2025 05:31 PM (gKWVE)

332
I am disturbed that the people in the Pentagon are consuming Dominoes pizza. Sure sign of abominable decision making.
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 05:14 PM (g47mK)

Do you really think that the actual decision makers are eating Domino's pizza? They bought Domino's for the Majors and below to "improve morale".

Someone's OER is coming up and they're bucking for a star and a Defense Distinguished Service Medal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2025 05:32 PM (y9nCu)

333 NOOD!

Posted by: Totino's at June 13, 2025 05:33 PM (ULPxl)

334 DOGE pie rate

Posted by: DaveA at June 13, 2025 05:34 PM (FhXTo)

335 "Satellite imagery today of the Natanz Nuclear Facility in Central Iran shows massive damage to the complex, including the destruction of several buildings, as a result of this morning’s strikes by the Israeli Air Force.
"

Looks like they took out the power transformers at a large switchyard. That's will shut things down for a while.

Posted by: pawn-one of many at June 13, 2025 05:34 PM (QB+5g)

336 Nucular? Is this irony?

Posted by: Guy Fleegman as Crewman #6 at June 13, 2025 05:34 PM (vydmm)

337 Ford brought automobiles to the masses but I sure don't want to buy one.
Posted by: Crusader at June 13, 2025 05:25 PM (TN0g+

You know how I know you don't live in Texas?

( full snark disclosure: I own a Chevy trail boss)

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2025 05:35 PM (VofaG)

338 Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman

While everyone is distracted by what's happening in Israel and Iran, don't forget that we are currently going through a judicial coup.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 13, 2025 05:39 PM (NpAcC)

339 Matt Walsh isn’t all wrong. We do not need to get involved. But we probably will. It’s how America rolls. We’ve gone a generation without a war. We’re due.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 13, 2025 05:43 PM (YTjJV)

340 Putin must be somewhat upset, because his ally Iran suffered such a setback. However, what is good for Russia is not necessarily good for the US.

Posted by: PG at June 13, 2025 05:44 PM (afPT4)

341 KC at least still has Godfather's Pizza. They're the only chain that dedicated a facility to making gluten-free pizza. Yum, although I haven't had it in years because my boys need to avoid the cheese too and theirs is prepped off-site to avoid contamination. Dang it, now I'm even hungrier in an Ember Day.

Posted by: Catherine at June 13, 2025 05:44 PM (ZSsrh)

342
Oh, are we talking pizza?

If you haven't eaten Conan's Savage and Barbaric Cosmic Pie in Austin,

we'll then fella, you haven't eaten the best pizza on Earth.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 13, 2025 05:52 PM (iJfKG)

343 Ace, the lincoln blasphemers and their line about the parade reminds me that their biggest most persistent trope is pretending that anything Trump does is unprecedented and unlike anything any POTUS has done before.

Posted by: Ronzoni at June 13, 2025 06:43 PM (tof4A)

344 Can we Rename this to :

The Weak in Woke

Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2025 06:54 PM (iGK7y)

345 What Trump actually said was: "Well, they died from an Israeli bomb up the ass and acute embarrassment, but mostly from an Israeli bomb up the ass"!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 13, 2025 07:47 PM (PQOq3)

346 The moral of this story is, "Don't Screw with the Jews."

heh

Posted by: Beverly at June 13, 2025 08:22 PM (Epeb0)

347 All I want is for Israeli citizens to never need to go to bomb shelters again. If that means a 50 miles dead zone and an Iran that is completely stripped of modern conveniences, well, not my fight but I hope the Israelis can someday sleep soundly.

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Israel's Strikes Killed Dozens of High-Ranking Iranian Terror Generals and Nucular Scientists
Update: Photos of the Penthouses of the Pious Leaders of Iran