FBI Arrests Foreign Invader Who Distributed Anti-Gas-Mask Face Shields to Rioters; Man Is a Member of a Latino Gang Paramilitary "The Brown Berets"

You might have seen the "Bionic Shields" being handed out to rioters so that they could throw concrete at cops even when the cops used tear gas to disperse them.

Photographs of the foreign soldier were taken, and that foreign soldier operating on US soil has now been arrested.

The FBI collared an alleged Los Angeles riot leader who they say helped distribute dozens of face shields to anti-ICE rioters on the streets of Los Angeles.
The FBI nabbed Alejandro Theodoro Orellana on Thursday morning. He faces a charge of conspiracy to commit civil disorders, US Attorney for the Central District of California Bill Essayli said on X.

"We are moving quickly to identify and arrest those involved in organizing and/or supporting civil disorder in Los Angeles," said Essayli.

From Ed Morrissey, who points out that this foreign soldier is just one man in a larger foreign army, and that the FBI will now follow the money trail -- these face masks cost "thousands" of dollars in total, people say -- to find the financiers and then the directors of the foreign military insurgency.

We should keep in mind that this scumbag would not have been arrested by Biden's FBI.

I think we're all blackpilled now, maybe more than is healthy. We should once in a while acknowledge that we've made some progress.

Correction: I wrote that the masks cost "thousands." I meant that they cost thousands in aggregate, not that each mask cost thousands. TJM says they cost $60 per mask.

The way I wrote it sure made it sound like each mask cost thousands.

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Another thing I should clarify is that this guy hasn't been identified as a "foreign" soldier yet.

But I imagine that's coming soon.

Either way, he's acting as a soldier in a foreign army taking action to conquer the people of the United States.

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Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (akw+7)

2 1?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (O7YUW)

3 Not 1.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (O7YUW)

4 This is how you do it. And go upstream to the money men.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (i24o9)

5 As American as apple pie.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (YwEeS)

6 We have enemy combatants on American soil. Good to know.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

7 Well you best get to noodin', Smell.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (O7YUW)

8 FDR had the right idea dealing with this sort.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (YwEeS)

9 He's already gotten nine hundred marriage proposals

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (akw+7)

10 Good afternoon good (legal) people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (cYBz/)

11 Attack the logistical chain, especially money, but don’t hesitate to whack the enemy.

Oh, and as the Chinese say, kill a chicken to scare a monkey.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (2Rbgs)

12 I'm sure he's nothing more than Santa Monica Man.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (302NH)

13 Good. They need to arrest more.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (zjgNU)

14 I'm so old I remember when the FNM told us American citizens organizing into militias was the greatest danger we could face.

Apparently latin Americans coming here as part of militias, raiding squads, and invasion forces are fine though

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (t0Rmr)

15 He's already gotten nine hundred marriage proposals
Posted by: Smell the Glove

A few even from women.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (cYBz/)

16 Do the Geneva Convention rules apply to this buttplug?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (rJ48h)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (vf0Uk)

18 From Ed Morrissey, who points out that this foreign soldier is just one man in a larger foreign army, and that the FBI will now follow the money trail -- these face masks cost "thousands" of dollars, people say -- to find the financiers and then the directors of the foreign military insurgency.

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Not thousands individually, but collectively. I think each is like $60.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

19 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 12, 2025 01:24 PM (NcvvS)

20 Brown berets wear their caps on their butts

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 01:24 PM (Splbu)

21 16 Do the Geneva Convention rules apply to this buttplug?
___

Enemy combatants not in regular uniform can be shot?

Posted by: Stuff I learned from Hogan's Heros at June 12, 2025 01:24 PM (Dv3i1)

22 these face masks cost "thousands" of dollars, people say -- to find the financiers and then the directors of the foreign military insurgency.

the money is coming from inside the house!!!

Posted by: USAID at June 12, 2025 01:24 PM (jGJov)

23 11 Attack the logistical chain, especially money, but don’t hesitate to whack the enemy.

Oh, and as the Chinese say, kill a chicken to scare a monkey.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (2Rbgs)

just don't get caught spanking the monkey. Especially on a Zoom channel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (uWKK8)

24 Bionic Commando > Bionic Shield

Posted by: Rad Spencer at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (1Idb6)

25 Bring me my brown trousers.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (jc0TO)

26 @7 the neighbors hate when I get noodin'

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (akw+7)

27 Hope he squeals like El Puerco...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (VE6XX)

28 I thought the individual masks were ~$60 but there were dozens or even hundreds distributed to rioters.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (ULPxl)

29 6 We have enemy combatants on American soil. Good to know.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

——

Brought to you by the Democrat Party

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (xpwOw)

30 Small victory, but I'll happily take it.

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Thursday . . . with a Day Old Camel. . . at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (cfyxU)

31 He thought this was 2020, where piece of shit RINO Barr would just sit on his fat ass doing absolutely nothing about rioting and burning, and leftist scumbag Wray would do LESS than nothing.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (setIA)

32 "You might have seen the "Bionic Shields" being handed out to rioters so that they could throw concrete at cops even when the cops used tear gas to disperse them."

Then this guy is also fucking stupid. These masks have no air filters. They offer little to no protection against tear gas. The scumbag wearing them would still have to breathe, and that might make it worse by drawing in the tear gas. These shields are basically glorified goggles, designed to protect the face and eyes from sprays and flying debris.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

33 Then, there's this guy.....

The Liberal Hivemind video:

https://youtu.be/yxl0nrv7Yec

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:14 PM (vf0Uk)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (vf0Uk)

34 These run 30 bucks plus... not cheap.

Posted by: Man at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (tubbA)

35 The left counted on things being the same as they were in 2020. They counted wrong.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (2UnvF)

36 shipwreckedcrew has said that there was a large investigation into antifa money in the final months of Trump's first term, but it was all killed the second Garland took office.

I assume that old investigation is being dusted off and added to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

37 >>> Hegseth Says DOD Was Spending Tens of Millions Sticking Marbles Inside the Rear Ends of Cats During Jaw-Dropping Senate Testimony (VIDEO)

Actually, that was a few Marines, and was on their regular pay.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (kW5dj)

38 From Ed Morrissey, who points out that this foreign soldier is just one man in a larger foreign army, and that the FBI will now follow the money trail -- these face masks cost "thousands" of dollars, people say -- to find the financiers and then the directors of the foreign military insurgency.

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Not thousands individually, but collectively. I think each is like $60.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)
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SOMEONE fronted the money for these. It's highly unlikely he was just a "good Samaritan" who decided--of his own volition--to purchase and distribute masks that he paid for on his own.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (7fElN)

39 AH, ok.

It seems to be the same guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (vf0Uk)

40 I can't imagine that handing out face shields is much of a crime, if one at all. However, the fact that you're doing it leads to very real crimes like incitement to riot.

At least that's my ignorant opinion.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (s8j++)

41 14 I'm so old I remember when the FNM told us American citizens organizing into militias was the greatest danger we could face.

Apparently latin Americans coming here as part of militias, raiding squads, and invasion forces are fine though
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (t0Rmr)

The legal definition of “militia” needs to change though to include all males 17-60. U.S. 29 year olds need to be part of it too.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (2Rbgs)

42 Not thousands individually, but collectively. I think each is like $60.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

$36 on Amazon right now. A large order shouldn't be too hard to track.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (i24o9)

43 bionic shield walmart, $40-$50

" these face masks cost "thousands" of dollars, people say"

people say a lot of things ace, you should know that.

Posted by: anon2020 at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (RqMDa)

44 That is just a fancy face shield. It keeps sparks out of your face when grinding stuff, but it won't do anything useful against tear gas.

Posted by: Egg Shen, Bus Philosophiser at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (kSCyG)

45 38 SOMEONE fronted the money for these. It's highly unlikely he was just a "good Samaritan" who decided--of his own volition--to purchase and distribute masks that he paid for on his own.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (7fElN)

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Sure.

I just read Ace's sentence as implying that each mask was thousands of dollars.

The look like some rubber and plastic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

46 27 Hope he squeals like El Puerco...

well, he probably won't bc if he did, the cartels would kill all his relatives

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (Pv3Rg)

47 This clown is just another reason I go armed...everywhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 01:27 PM (W/lyH)

48
Book him a flight on Air Pinochet

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 01:27 PM (xG4kz)

49 We have enemy combatants on American soil. Good to know.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

I'm not saying that we should start carpet bombing Mexico City.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:27 PM (ExV1e)

50 I can't imagine that handing out face shields is much of a crime, if one at all.

Material support of some crime will get you real jail time. If Trump and co seek to give the rioters a real prison sentence this guy would be easy to charge as well

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:27 PM (t0Rmr)

51 >>>Not thousands individually, but collectively. I think each is like $60.

well yeah, I meant that. I'll rewrite it to make it clearer. Thanks.

Posted by: Ace at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (KRtlO)

52 I just read Ace's sentence as implying that each mask was thousands of dollars.

The look like some rubber and plastic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

Don't think Ace meant each...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (VE6XX)

53 just don't get caught spanking the monkey. Especially on a Zoom channel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (uWKK

Spank The Monkey? That’s a Peter Gabriel song, right?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (2Rbgs)

54 So what is the FBI doing about those conservative Christians praying about abortion and trying to get porn removed from school libraries?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (RKVAD)

55 >I think we're all blackpilled now, maybe more than is healthy. We should once in a while acknowledge that we've made some progress.

---

well, the guy getting busted is all over X - it's a FAFO message, at the very least

but who footed the bill for that gear, is what I want to know

seriously, this domestic intifada will collapse if we can find a way to choke off the money

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)

56 Imma gonna go outta onna limb and say that Alejandro is also a faggot and/or pedo. He looks like one. Where's Kyle R when you need him?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

57 Do the Geneva Convention rules apply to this buttplug?
___

Enemy combatants not in regular uniform can be shot?
Posted by: Stuff I learned from Hogan's Heros at June 12, 2025 01:24 PM (Dv3i1)

Any enemy combatant can be shot.

Those without a regular uniform can be subject to summary execution.

Posted by: Methos at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (Dnobf)

58 Willowed:

446 Um, does Lockheed Martin manufacture any critical components?

https://tinyurl.com/c3sm2tr6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (BzP/F)
-

More:

https://tinyurl.com/ymmxdyv7

Christopher Rufo has more details in additional posts.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (BzP/F)

59 A civilian security force, just as big, just as *well funded* as the military.

-Stuff a Wannabe King Once Said

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (uhAtk)

60 I'm old enough to remember when investigators ignored the fact that pallets of bricks would show up a block or two from a BLaMtifa riot during George Floyd summer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (vf0Uk)

61 >>>Not thousands individually, but collectively. I think each is like $60.

So I re-read my sentence and yeah, it did totally sound like I meant that each mask cost thousands. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: Ace at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

62 It's a good start.
RICO 'No Kings' and 'Invisible' next.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (xcxpd)

63 Do the Geneva Convention rules apply to this buttplug?
Posted by: mr tmz

No.

And we did not sign that one anyway.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (kW5dj)

64 In a saner previous time this non uniformed foreign soldier would be immediately shot or hung as a spy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (17s+e)

65 which judge will declare that these masks are covered by the second amendment?

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

66 The legal definition of “militia” needs to change though to include all males 17-60. U.S. 29 year olds need to be part of it too.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (2Rbgs)

They said able-bodied.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)

67
Hegseth Says DOD Was Spending Tens of Millions Sticking Marbles Inside the Rear Ends of Cats During Jaw-Dropping Senate Testimony

Lena Dunham has entered the chat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (xG4kz)

68 >>> 59 A civilian security force, just as big, just as *well funded* as the military.

-Stuff a Wannabe King Once Said
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (uhAtk)

But That's Different, Because Reasons.

and Shut Up.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (ULPxl)

69 >>> Don't think Ace meant each...

I didn't mean that but I did write it. Loose sh*t on my part.

Posted by: Ace at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

70 Darn! Why couldn't they hand out bionic masks during the Corona years?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (BzP/F)

71 Alejandro Theodoro Orellana

Oh good, there he is looking into the future wearing a beret. Just like his hero, no doubt.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (FCbAQ)

72 61 >>>Not thousands individually, but collectively. I think each is like $60.

So I re-read my sentence and yeah, it did totally sound like I meant that each mask cost thousands. Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: Ace at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

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Expensive masks! All the bells and whistles!

Play your PS5 while being arrested!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

73 I didn't want anyone to miss this as Warai-otoko made an important point:

Two raw hot dogs would make for a sharper pair of scissors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (jeWRt)

Nice mind picture. Maxine and scissoring.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (0eaVi)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (0eaVi)

74 If some clown like this had shown up on Jan 6th, the Dems would still be shitting bricks. But hey...he was just turning his life around with his Mask Sales job.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (W/lyH)

75 Do the Geneva Convention rules apply to this buttplug?
___

If buttplugs are against the rules, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (vf0Uk)

76 49 We have enemy combatants on American soil. Good to know.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

I'm not saying that we should start carpet bombing Mexico City.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:27 PM (ExV1e)

They have a dummy for President, and a Senator that believes in a Reconquista of the American SW. OK, then, close the border to everything for 30 days or until they start screaming “uncle”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (2Rbgs)

77 SOMEONE fronted the money for these. It's highly unlikely he was just a "good Samaritan" who decided--of his own volition--to purchase and distribute masks that he paid for on his own.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (7fElN)

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Sure.

I just read Ace's sentence as implying that each mask was thousands of dollars.

The look like some rubber and plastic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
________

I think there's a good chance the masks were stolen in one of the looting orgies

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

78 69 I didn't mean that but I did write it. Loose sh*t on my part.
Posted by: Ace at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

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Does it sink ships?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

79 Hegseth Says DOD Was Spending Tens of Millions Sticking Marbles Inside the Rear Ends of Cats During Jaw-Dropping Senate Testimony

wut

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

80 And yeah, that's a soldier.
I'm surprised they captured him alive. I guess he expects a cartel or someone to float him bail money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

81 Then this guy is also fucking stupid. These masks have no air filters. They offer little to no protection against tear gas. The scumbag wearing them would still have to breathe, and that might make it worse by drawing in the tear gas. These shields are basically glorified goggles, designed to protect the face and eyes from sprays and flying debris.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
----
According to the product description on Amazon, they are designed to be worn with safety glasses. They are supposedly compatible with respirators, but as you point out, that's not part of their basic function. Tear gas would have no problem leaking in from the sides or bottom of the mask. At most, it might buy you a few minutes to escape the brunt of the gas.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (7fElN)

82 Alejandro Theodoro Orellana

Oh good, there he is looking into the future wearing a beret. Just like his hero, no doubt.

CBD?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (s8j++)

83 So is Antifa more than just an idea? Can an idea bleed?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (RKVAD)

84 It’s as hard to be the first nood as it is to be the first commenter!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (fAMPp)

85 Loose sh*t on my part.

Posted by: Ace at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

Want it packed? I can help!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (vf0Uk)

86 He may be legal, but if just one of his brown beret amigos is illegal that opens so many legal doors to investigate this group of insurgents.

Even Mr. Hawaiian judge would be wise to not get his corrupt fingers on this, but you know he will eventually.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (47/pr)

87 Please... somebody help me... I can't take any more flicking...

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz's sore and exhausted bean at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (8RvIK)

88 >>> 69 >>> Don't think Ace meant each...

I didn't mean that but I did write it. Loose sh*t on my part.
Posted by: Ace at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

You know what Weasel says about Wobbly Shit!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (ULPxl)

89 The legal definition of “militia” needs to change though to include all males 17-60. U.S. 29 year olds need to be part of it too.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (2Rbgs)

They said able-bodied.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)
***

This body is still able to pull a trigger.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (W/lyH)

90 seriously, this domestic intifada will collapse if we can find a way to choke off the money
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)

Republicans and their Bullshit Bitchass Bill:

Hold Our Beer

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (uhAtk)

91 74 If some clown like this had shown up on Jan 6th, the Dems would still be shitting bricks.

the dems *are* still shitting bricks

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (v3pYe)

92 Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey basically gave the FAFO speech of the year, warning agitators that if they went on the attack, he and his deputies would be responding accordingly:

“You don’t want to let that happen,” Ivey said of [protests that turn violent], spotlighting riots around the country involving buildings being burned down and police cars being “bricked” as examples.

“If you try to mob rule a car in Brevard County gathering around it, refusing to let the driver leave in our county, you’re most likely going to get run over and dragged across the street,” Ivey continued.

“If you spit on us, you’re going to the hospital and in jail. If you hit one of us, you’re going to the hospital and jail, and most likely get bitten by one of our big, beautiful dogs that we have here. If you throw a brick, a fire bomb, or a pointed gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at. Because we will kill you, graveyard dead. We’re not going to play.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (RHGPo)

93 80 And yeah, that's a soldier.
I'm surprised they captured him alive. I guess he expects a cartel or someone to float him bail money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

with any luck he's dumb enough that they got all his electronic devices and contact numbers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (uWKK8)

94 to atone for my inarticulate stupidity, I'll be commenting as Doctor Lexus for the rest of the day.

What I do is just like, uuuhhh, you know what I mean?

Posted by: Doctor Lexus at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (KRtlO)

95 >>>Expensive masks! All the bells and whistles!

can we make these mandatory????

Posted by: CDC at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (jGJov)

96 These are fed and not state charges, I hope

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (DLqye)

97 LA festivities fizzled out quickly. Last night, maybe a few hundred people, no real action. LAPD very focused on likely looting gangs, has pre-empted them since the first night.

Expect Saturday to be meh-to-mediocre, mostly in a few big s-hole cities. Don't sense any gas in this tank. Just $$$ and of course the delusional energy of the country's dumbest/most alien people.

Feds need to put down their foot in a few places. Seattle and Tucson fed facilities besieged. WTF? Squash that crap immediately. The enemy is weak and lacks any real political base. Act like it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (1m82a)

98 I see this guy's name and keep thinking of this patriotic lass instead:

https://is.gd/9fMdTK

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

99 Imp Each Ace45!!!!

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:32 PM (uhAtk)

100 i dunno, i didn't think it meant the masks were $1000s each.

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 12, 2025 01:32 PM (CWTWj)

101 The left counted on things being the same as they were in 2020. They counted wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (2UnvF)

No math, man!

Posted by: Leftists at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (0eaVi)

102
with any luck he's dumb enough that they got all his electronic devices and contact numbers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (uWKK

He was dumb enough to get caught....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (VE6XX)

103 "I asked he to send you the list of diversity names to simplify the task of finding the best in the group."

You have to be fucking kidding me. Some dumbass put that in writing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (17s+e)

104 79 Hegseth Says DOD Was Spending Tens of Millions Sticking Marbles Inside the Rear Ends of Cats During Jaw-Dropping Senate Testimony

do what you love and you'll never work a day in yer life

Posted by: Wayne at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

105
Old and so-last-century: Che Guevara

New Hotness: This Alejandro Theodoro Orellana dude with his intense, fiery eyes! Shall we call him ATO?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (YDQ9Q)

106 The masks are $30 a piece on Amazon.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (fAMPp)

107 97 Feds need to put down their foot in a few places. Seattle and Tucson fed facilities besieged. WTF? Squash that crap immediately. The enemy is weak and lacks any real political base. Act like it.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (1m82a)

=======

It's my understanding that the NG presence has been very tightly focused on fed buildings and creating perimeters around ICE operations.

It's why looting started. There was no NG around the Nike store, and the LAPD wasn't stopping anyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

108 Ace was adjusting for Bidenflation.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (uhAtk)

109 98 I see this guy's name and keep thinking of this patriotic lass instead:

https://is.gd/9fMdTK
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

All undressed up, approved.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

110 Headline I would like to see

After Questioning Alleged Member of the Brown Berets Commits Suicide Inside His Cell.

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:34 PM (VofaG)

111 Old and so-last-century: Che Guevara

New Hotness: This Alejandro Theodoro Orellana dude with his intense, fiery eyes! Shall we call him ATO?

It's coming. You know it's coming.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2025 01:34 PM (s8j++)

112

Did he pick them up at a local Walmart?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 12, 2025 01:34 PM (et1vG)

113 I didn't mean that but I did write it. Loose sh*t on my part.
Posted by: Ace

And somewhere, Weasel sighs.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 01:34 PM (/y8xj)

114 He looks like a Mexican David Hogg.

Which would make him David Puerco.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2025 01:34 PM (wtvvX)

115
Then this guy is also fucking stupid. These masks have no air filters. They offer little to no protection against tear gas. The scumbag wearing them would still have to breathe, and that might make it worse by drawing in the tear gas. These shields are basically glorified goggles, designed to protect the face and eyes from sprays and flying debris.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Wait, wait ... I know!

Wear a second mask over the first!

-- Li'l Tony "The Science" Faucet

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 01:34 PM (xG4kz)

116 Elex Michaelson @Elex_Michaelson Jun 9
#BREAKING We just saw people arrive in Downtown L.A. with truck loads of Bionic Face Shields that demonstrators quickly grabbed.

It certainly seems like gear you'd wear if you're preparing for conflict with police.

Who is funding this?

TheTreeOfLiberty @TheRizing Jun 10
@grok can Bionic Face shields stop a live round to one's head?

Grok @grok Jun 10 Replying to @TheRizing @Elex_Michaelson
No, UVEX Bionic Face Shields cannot stop a live round to the head. They are designed for industrial safety, protecting against impacts, chemical splashes, and debris, not ballistic threats. Made of polycarbonate, they lack the thickness and specialized design needed to resist high-velocity bullets, per product specs and research. Using them in gunfire scenarios could be dangerously misleading, especially in protests where such risks exist. They may guard against non-lethal threats like tear gas or thrown objects, but not firearms.

OSINTWarfare @OSINTWarfare Jun 10
A man spotted dropping off Bionic face shields for the protesters in Los Angeles. It feels like something is about to happen.
http://tiny.cc/11sm001

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 01:34 PM (2yoRf)

117 Weekend is expected to be very rainy here; Philly rioters might stay home

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 01:35 PM (Splbu)

118 I see this guy's name and keep thinking of this patriotic lass instead:

https://is.gd/9fMdTK
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

All undressed up, approved.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (xcxpd)
________

I can show her a riot. In my pants.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

119 The Dems' paramilitary *was* there on January 6th.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:35 PM (uhAtk)

120 93 80 And yeah, that's a soldier.
I'm surprised they captured him alive. I guess he expects a cartel or someone to float him bail money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

with any luck he's dumb enough that they got all his electronic devices and contact numbers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (uWKK

Fingers crossed. He let himself get photographed unmasked.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

121 I see this guy's name and keep thinking of this patriotic lass instead:

https://is.gd/9fMdTK

She was in the first season of True Detective and you get to see A LOT more of her.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:35 PM (t0Rmr)

122 I've seen more protective masks on a Doomguy costume at a third rate Comicon.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 12, 2025 01:35 PM (oUlN5)

123 Can we just tell them they do stop live rounds to the head and see what happens?

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:36 PM (uhAtk)

124 Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey for president.

Broward County sheriff apparently - incredibly - beclowned himself by pulling the "we won't cooperate with ICE" crap. FL AG gave him a call. Apparently sheriffs can be yanked out by the governor in FL (I know it's true for other county posts, and the long-time corrupt idiot registrar of voters in Broward was so removed)?

He then reportedly did a "what I meant to say" speech, completely backing down. Would be hilarious if the society/country weren't so effing degraded that garbage like him were in any responsible position.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 01:36 PM (1m82a)

125 #116 addendum:

http://tiny.cc/41sm001

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 01:36 PM (2yoRf)

126 That Brown Beret La Causa emblem is odd.
Two crossed lever-action rifles with bayonets ffixed, overlying a cross with a beret at the top. Not too different from a Hakenkreuz.

Are they saying they are a Christian group?

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 01:36 PM (/iMjX)

127 Mexican David Hogg

😂😂😂😂

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:36 PM (uhAtk)

128
LA festivities fizzled out quickly.

Posted by: rhomboid

================

I keep sayin', the stereotype about Angelenos is true: they're too laid back for a takeover of a federal building. The organizers must have relied on locals, who've got nothing on the vandals of Minnesota.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (YDQ9Q)

129 He's either a foreign soldier or a domestic insurrectionist.

A TRUE insurrectionist.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

130 I think there's a good chance the masks were stolen in one of the looting orgies

Posted by: Elric Blade
--

Better chance that a taxpayer funded NGO paid for them. So we paid for them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (17s+e)

131 I see this guy's name and keep thinking of this patriotic lass instead:

https://is.gd/9fMdTK
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

Reminds me that the 'I see dead people' chick on the plane is a based conservative who seems to have gotten her shit together. She's also super hot and doesn't mind sharing selfies.

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (VofaG)

132 110 Headline I would like to see

After Questioning Alleged Member of the Brown Berets Commits Suicide Inside His Cell.
Posted by: polynikes

I can help arrange that.

Posted by: Bob Barr at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (Dv3i1)

133 Crap, Boss just called and told me out team is getting laid off in two weeks.

I just bought a house.

Posted by: Corky at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (QB+5g)

134 Who puts a bayonet on a lever action carbine?
Even I don't do anything that dumb.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

135 Oh, but it's ot a invasion force according to the Commissar Judges

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 01:38 PM (+qU29)

136 Follow the money. Anyone found funding these riots should be arrested for seditious activity and aiding an abetting and anything else they can think of.

NO BAIL!!! Let them rot

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2025 01:38 PM (Oq/TM)

137 If we call the org a militia, will the left turn on them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

138 133 Crap, Boss just called and told me out team is getting laid off in two weeks.

I just bought a house.

Posted by: Corky at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (QB+5g)

Ugh, sorry.

Hopefully you get severance and find a new role ASAP.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

139 Maybe that Walton woman paid for them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (63Dwl)

140 He looks like he's getting ready to extract lunch money from Ralph Macchio. They're not sending their best. They're not.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (uhAtk)

141 118 I see this guy's name and keep thinking of this patriotic lass instead:

https://is.gd/9fMdTK
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

All undressed up, approved.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (xcxpd)
________

I can show her a riot. In my pants.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

An uprising!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (wtvvX)

142
He let himself get photographed unmasked.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

===============

Because his face is going to motivate the AWFLs. Ask The Paolo about it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (YDQ9Q)

143 135 Oh, but it's ot a invasion force according to the Commissar Judges
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 01:38 PM (+qU29)

Our true rulers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

144 I see this guy's name and keep thinking of this patriotic lass instead:

https://is.gd/9fMdTK
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM

She skips leg day.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (XqeJN)

145 La Causa?

As in: ¿La causa de todos nuestros problemas?

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (/iMjX)

146 Because his face is going to motivate the AWFLs. Ask The Paolo about it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (YDQ9Q)

A new Luigi

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

147 I've seen more protective masks on a Doomguy costume at a third rate Comicon.
-------
For industrial use:
http://tiny.cc/41sm001

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 01:39 PM (2yoRf)

148 wut
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

While the specific study Hegseth referenced does exist, the cost was not "tens of millions" as he claimed—it was $10,451,439 for the entire project, which focused on developing new treatments for spinal cord injuries. The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics, as part of broader efforts to understand neuromuscular functions.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

149 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Another TikToker reveals they were offered $200 to join the nationwide “No Kings Day” protest in NYC—targeting ICE and President Trump’s deportation policies.

https://tinyurl.com/yeam2934

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (NpAcC)

150 The goggles, they do nothing!

Posted by: Radioactive Man at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (7Za28)

151 You mean this wasn’t a guy here to make a better life for himself picking fruit? Shocker.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (CM7zZ)

152
Crap, Boss just called and told me out team is getting laid off in two weeks.

I just bought a house.

Posted by: Corky

===============

Sorry about that, Corky! What are your chances of re-employment elsewhere?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (YDQ9Q)

153 104 79 Hegseth Says DOD Was Spending Tens of Millions Sticking Marbles Inside the Rear Ends of Cats During Jaw-Dropping Senate Testimony

do what you love and you'll never work a day in yer life
Posted by: Wayne at June 12, 2025 01:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

Hey, they said it would taste better if it was marbled!

Posted by: Alf at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (mP0Kj)

154 I see this guy's name and keep thinking of this patriotic lass instead:

https://is.gd/9fMdTK
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

Reminds me that the 'I see dead people' chick on the plane is a based conservative who seems to have gotten her shit together. She's also super hot and doesn't mind sharing selfies.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (VofaG)
__________

This is the "that motherfucker is not real" girl?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

155 i saw that the human resources mgmt org will have biden at their convention later this month. i wonder if he'll give them a refund if he falls off the stage

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (CWTWj)

156 Oh wow, Whoopi is now an advocate of States Rights. The Civil War lingo from the Democrat plutocrats and secessionists has not changed much at all.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (6xrUr)

157 151 You mean this wasn’t a guy here to make a better life for himself picking fruit? Shocker.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (CM7zZ)

======

He's waiting for blueberries to sprout out of the concrete fields of Los Angeles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

158 the FBI will now follow the money trail -
***
It should take a capable investigative agency about 48 hours. How many months will that take the FBI, and will we ever hear another word about it?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (x2CMu)

159 Now do the driver of the truck that delivered the pallet of cinder blocks.

Posted by: It was recorded on lots of cameras enroute at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (gRfWg)

160 Grok @grok Jun 10 Replying to @TheRizing @Elex_Michaelson
No, UVEX Bionic Face Shields cannot stop a live round to the head. They are designed for industrial safety, protecting against impacts, chemical splashes, and debris, not ballistic threats. Made of polycarbonate, they lack the thickness and specialized design needed to resist high-velocity bullets, per product specs and research. Using them in gunfire scenarios could be dangerously misleading, especially in protests where such risks exist. They may guard against non-lethal threats like tear gas or thrown objects, but not firearms.

OSINTWarfare @OSINTWarfare Jun 10
A man spotted dropping off Bionic face shields for the protesters in Los Angeles. It feels like something is about to happen.
http://tiny.cc/11sm001

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 01:34 PM (2yoRf)

Hopefully a rubber bullet or tear gas round hitting the front of the face shield, will push the entire mask rearward enough with sufficient force to completely crush the wearer's nose. Feds, you know what to do.

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (aBgBM)

161 Is Robert Francis O'Rourke somewhere on the front lines with his people? How about AOC? Is she at least offering encouragement by showing her boobs?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (RKVAD)

162
A new Luigi
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

===============

Don't forget David Hogg! They have an embarrassment of riches.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (YDQ9Q)

163 TMJ I know, that's why I said feds need to instantly crush any nonsense around fed/ICE facilities, everywhere.

The unbelievably idiotic LA public officials and governor, speaking to their unbelievably idiotic voters and supporters, claimed/implied that NG or USMC were forcing themselves into the situation to stop disturbances. Even one administration statement stupidly talked about "restoring order". Most people here didn't seem to understand it any better.

They're perimeter security at fed facilities. Possibly providing same to ICE enforcement teams, haven't seen any confirmation of that. It's not Watts 1964 or Detroit/etc 1968, they're not in the streets under martial law with shoot-to-kill orders for looting.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (1m82a)

164 I have just signed a big, beautiful executive order which states that for every illegal alien we deport, tarrifs on their country of origin goes up one percent. So, if you have any of your citizens here, you'd better bring them home before we find them.

Posted by: POTUS47 at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (pD2Ao)

165 This is all just revenge for 1846.

They never got over it.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (pMi6S)

166 How about sending pallets of cinderblocks, is that a crime?

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (YwEeS)

167 Alejandro Theodoro Orellana

Oh good, there he is looking into the future wearing a beret. Just like his hero, no doubt.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

CBD?
Posted by: Archimedes

dunno. Was it raspberry?

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Thursday . . . with a Day Old Camel. . . at June 12, 2025 01:42 PM (cfyxU)

168 I saw Cats Defecating Marbles open for the Butthole Surfers at Summerfest '98.

Posted by: brak at June 12, 2025 01:42 PM (jGJov)

169 the FBI will now follow the money trail -
***
It should take a capable investigative agency about 48 hours. How many months will that take the FBI, and will we ever hear another word about it?
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2025 01:41 PM (x2CMu)
________

Datarepublican and Big Balls would track it down in about 30 seconds

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

170 i saw that the human resources mgmt org will have biden at their convention later this month. i wonder if he'll give them a refund if he falls off the stage
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM

To be fair, I do bring additional meaning to "poop deck".

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at June 12, 2025 01:42 PM (XqeJN)

171 >>> 148 wut
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 01:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

While the specific study Hegseth referenced does exist, the cost was not "tens of millions" as he claimed—it was $10,451,439 for the entire project, which focused on developing new treatments for spinal cord injuries. The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics, as part of broader efforts to understand neuromuscular functions.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

See, You People are too dumb to understand why these things are *important*. We shouldn't even have to explain it to you peasants.

Posted by: EXPERTS! at June 12, 2025 01:42 PM (ULPxl)

172
Because his face is going to motivate the AWFLs. Ask The Paolo about it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Lotsa bean flicking inbound!

"Insurrect me, big boy! Insurrect me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 01:42 PM (xG4kz)

173 Shouldn't be too difficult to track those masks up the supply chain..

Everything is tracked now via the serial numbers.

Posted by: Blanco at June 12, 2025 01:42 PM (q83gU)

174 I can show her a riot. In my pants.
____

It looks like a riot....only smaller.

Posted by: Hey-o! at June 12, 2025 01:42 PM (Dv3i1)

175 Alejandro Orellana was just turning his life around. And on his way home from a Bible study.

Posted by: His neighbors at June 12, 2025 01:43 PM (gRfWg)

176 The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum...

Makes you wish you majored in something besides biological research, don't it?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 01:43 PM (/y8xj)

177 bidets going to SHRM!

lol yeah ok whatever

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 12, 2025 01:43 PM (Pv3Rg)

178 Glassholes.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 01:43 PM (2yoRf)

179 Oh a mere $10 million for marbles up cats asses, that's okay then.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 01:43 PM (YwEeS)

180 Hey, can the FBI round-up and unmask Patriot Front now?

That would probably be helpful as well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2025 01:44 PM (XV/Pl)

181 Looks like the timeline on the 500,000 asylum claimants that Trump had their status revoked has finally ended.

NOW they are illegal immigrants.

Haiti should be getting a sudden influx of doctors and rocket scientists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

182
Also.. Deploy paint ball guns.. aim for the face shields

Posted by: Blanco at June 12, 2025 01:44 PM (q83gU)

183 off sock

Posted by: pawn at June 12, 2025 01:44 PM (QB+5g)

184
The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics, as part of broader efforts to understand neuromuscular functions.

Big Anal Beads is shredding financial records at this very moment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 01:44 PM (xG4kz)

185 >>>La Causa?

Meet the La FAFO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:44 PM (i24o9)

186 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

JUST IN: The US Senate has just CONFIRMED Billy Long to be Trump’s IRS Commissioner

Billy Long has REPEATEDLY sponsored legislation in Congress to abolish the IRS

Not to mention he’s an auctioneer, and made one of the best jokes ever on the House floor
h/t
@BehizyTweets

https://tinyurl.com/4ak7v9jj

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

187 The face shield might be useful if you catch pepper spray. It's probably still drive you back but it might keep it out of your eyes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (ExV1e)

188 SEIU is up to their eyeballs in this mayhem as well. Lot of illegals in the that union

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (akw+7)

189 Crap, Boss just called and told me out team is getting laid off in two weeks.

I just bought a house.

Posted by: Corky at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (QB+5g)

Ouch.

Will pray for a good severance to get you through to your next gig.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (vf0Uk)

190 The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum...
---------

*meow*

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (uhAtk)

191 Bionic masks

********

Bionic? Does that mean they cost six million dollars and can be rebuilt with the latest technology?

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (/iMjX)

192 Brown Berets. Because White Berets would be racist or something. CNN would have to do Breaking News about White Berets. The end of the earth as we all know it! Quick, take to the streets! Set fire to everything! What? The White Berets are Brown people? ..... nevermind

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (k7qYZ)

193 Correction: I wrote that the masks cost "thousands." I meant that they cost thousands in aggregate, not that each mask cost thousands. TJM says they cost $60 per mask.
===================
That's probably the Walton insider price at Walmart

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (HjC2l)

194
Alejandro Theodoro Orellana

Homo?

https://xcancel.com/Nero/status/1932552081954766872#m

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (uz6ub)

195 The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics, as part of broader efforts to understand neuromuscular functions.

sure sure

that's what they all say

Posted by: My Cat at June 12, 2025 01:46 PM (Pv3Rg)

196 including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics

Richard Gere was unavailable?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 01:46 PM (XqeJN)

197 >>> 180 Hey, can the FBI round-up and unmask Patriot Front now?

That would probably be helpful as well.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2025 01:44 PM (XV/Pl)

Which part of the Eff.Bee.EYE are you going to use to arrest the other part of the Eff.Bee.EYE?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:46 PM (ULPxl)

198 Posted by: Corky at June 12, 2025 01:37 PM (QB+5g)

One of Life's 'Ah, Shoelaces!' moments.

Best of Luck moving forward.

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Thursday . . . with a Day Old Camel. . . at June 12, 2025 01:46 PM (cfyxU)

199 IMO Cats don't have similar digestive and defecation systems close enough as humans to make that study make sense but I'm not a scientist privy to the study . I'm all for research though to help severely wounded soldiers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:46 PM (VofaG)

200 "Glass marbles" is what I call my dick

Posted by: Bill the biology researcher at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (geJrz)

201 179 Oh a mere $10 million for marbles up cats asses, that's okay then.
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 01:43 PM (YwEeS)

And why is the DOD doing Medical research?

We've got entire other Departments dedicated to medicine... DOD should be in the destruction business... period.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (mP0Kj)

202 Democrats are now fighting for foreign soldiers to operate openly on US soil.

Bold strategy there, cotton. Let's see how it plays out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (tT6L1)

203 The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics, as part of broader efforts to understand neuromuscular functions.

Been playing a warhammer game where you end up in the Dark Elves's city and you find all sorts of disgusting experiment like this.

See to normal people this kind of shit spells EVIL

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (t0Rmr)

204 199 IMO Cats don't have similar digestive and defecation systems close enough as humans to make that study make sense but I'm not a scientist privy to the study . I'm all for research though to help severely wounded soldiers.

hush you

let them work

Posted by: My Dog at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (Pv3Rg)

205 Alejandro Theodoro Orellana

Homo?

https://xcancel.com/Nero/status/1932552081954766872#m
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (uz6ub)
______

See my comment above about him being a faggot and/or pedo. Aren't they all?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

206 Not the La Raza! A La Raza!!
/memory lane

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (2yoRf)

207 And what's this government grant to Richard Gere all about?

Posted by: Wally at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (ekm7d)

208 >>> 199 IMO Cats don't have similar digestive and defecation systems close enough as humans to make that study make sense but I'm not a scientist privy to the study . I'm all for research though to help severely wounded soldiers.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:46 PM (VofaG)

I'm sure the study was just as relevant as Anthony SCIENCE! Fauci's beagle experiments.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (ULPxl)

209 This is good

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2025 01:48 PM (CA3k/)

210 See my comment above about him being a faggot and/or pedo. Aren't they all?

Rittenhouse shot 3 random antifa types and 2/3s of them were pedos.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:48 PM (t0Rmr)

211 Cat Fart Cannons. The modern age is a marvel

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 01:48 PM (akw+7)

212 they're not in the streets under martial law with shoot-to-kill orders for looting.

And this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

213 who points out that this foreign soldier is just one man in a larger foreign army

during wartime, out of uniform.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2025 01:48 PM (NQHDP)

214 Who's going to en up with more fan mail in prison, this OPrellano guy or Mangione?

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (/iMjX)

215 And why is the DOD doing Medical research?

We've got entire other Departments dedicated to medicine... DOD should be in the destruction business... period.

duh - because you MAGA types don't question DOD expenditures!

Posted by: Teh Science! at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (Pv3Rg)

216 Rittenhouse shot 3 random antifa types and 2/3s of them were pedos.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:48 PM (t0Rmr)
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The guy who lost his upper arm was also a felon if I remember correctly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (tT6L1)

217 IMO Cats don't have similar digestive and defecation systems close enough as humans to make that study make sense but I'm not a scientist privy to the study . I'm all for research though to help severely wounded soldiers.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:46 PM (VofaG)

I'm sure the study was just as relevant as Anthony SCIENCE! Fauci's beagle experiments.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:47 PM (ULPxl)
________

The money for this "experiment" was almost certainly just stolen. I'll wager that no beads went up any cat asses. The whole thing was just a grift.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

218
Alejandro Theodoro Orellana

Homo?

https://xcancel.com/Nero/status/1932552081954766872#m
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

================

He's NOT a homo! He's a Chippendale's dancer.

--AWFLs in denial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (YDQ9Q)

219 The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum...

*Smacks forehead* Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Tony Fauci at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (pD2Ao)

220
It's a start.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (IifOV)

221 213 who points out that this foreign soldier is just one man in a larger foreign army

Probably one of the revered DACA's

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 01:50 PM (VE6XX)

222 I'm the one getting laid off.

Chances are not so good for employment considering I"m 70 YO.

But I can do more than most other engineers in my skill set but the problem is I never make it past HR.

It's sick to look into these people's eyes and see that you have no chance and they are just going through the motions.

Posted by: pawn at June 12, 2025 01:50 PM (QB+5g)

223 Rittenhouse shot 3 random antifa types and 2/3s of them were pedos.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:48 PM (t0Rm

And the riots suddenly went away. Odd.

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:50 PM (VofaG)

224 The guy who lost his upper arm was also a felon if I remember correctly./i]

He can only give his wife 50% of the beatings he was giving her before.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:50 PM (t0Rmr)

225 He's NOT a homo! He's a Chippendale's dancer.

omg that pic

see maybe I'm right about why Pride Day was under-attended!

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 01:50 PM (Pv3Rg)

226 $37 bucks at Amazon with next day delivery, for the Uvex Bionic Face Shield

The Brown Beret's are part of the Bay Area Answer coalition, says the internet. Antifa.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2025 01:51 PM (nweGN)

227 Somehow, I imagine, we will follow this money trail and realize that WE are the ones funding the Brown Berets and their gasmasks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2025 01:51 PM (uCjyK)

228 Age discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.

It is nominally illegal but in practice it is common.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:51 PM (t0Rmr)

229 Cat Fart Cannons used to tour with Meatloaf back in the day.

Posted by: Music nerd at June 12, 2025 01:51 PM (gRfWg)

230 Shoot to kill for looting would stop all the looting and most of the rioting in ten minutes flat. It used to be the standard ROE in emergencies. (I am thinking of the clean-up after the Galveston flood in 1900). We seem to have lost that since 1900.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:51 PM (fAMPp)

231 228 Age discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.

a hundred percent real and why I returned to advertising

which also has it but not so bad thank God

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 01:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

232 See my comment above about him being a faggot and/or pedo. Aren't they all?

Rittenhouse shot 3 random antifa types and 2/3s of them were pedos.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:48 PM (t0Rmr)
_________

I recall that one was a convicted faggot child rapist. The other was a sex offender, but his crimes were against adult women. The 3rd was a thief. But otherwise, yea -- Kyle shoots 3 of these guys, and they're all criminal vermin the world is better off without.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

233 Oddly enough, related:

Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1 Jun 10
Let's be real. If these were the flags they were waiving, the Right would have never said a word.
[pics: Mexican-Flag Guy photoshopped with Israeli flags instead]

Fusilli Spock @awstar11 15h
As my grandmother would say, “…and if chickens had square assholes, eggs wouldn’t roll off the table.”

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 01:52 PM (2yoRf)

234 Iirc, of the 'random' three Rittenhouse shot:

1) was a pedo agitator commie

2) was a commie agitator

3) beat his girlfriends and had his upper arm vaporized.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2025 01:53 PM (CA3k/)

235 IMO Cats don't have similar digestive and defecation systems close enough as humans to make that study make sense but I'm not a scientist privy to the study

That was my thought but, then again, somehow they "justified" those beagle puppy experiments. I think they're just sick fuckers and write this shit up to allow them to torture animals.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:53 PM (ExV1e)

236 >>>But I can do more than most other engineers in my skill set but the problem is I never make it past HR.

Between checking my Insta, Tik Tok, and deciding where we're ordering lunch today, it just gets so busy we can't possibly look at all those resumes that are prescreened and summarized for us by the HR software!!!

Posted by: Brandeigh from HR at June 12, 2025 01:53 PM (jGJov)

237 OMG. Democrats had sob story hearing on people who might be affected by benefits changes. They invited Felecia, a single mom of four kids to testify on how SNAP helps put food on the table. The only problem is Felecia is probably at least 350lbs. She looks like a cut in SNAP benefits would help save her life.

http://tiny.cc/a2sm001

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (lIio7)

238 "If you support ICE, if you support this current administration, if you think anything that's going on in the U.S. is good for the country, I don't think you're very pretty, and I don't think you're very smart."
-- Sydney Michelle, Miami social influencer

Harsh.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (XqeJN)

239 Let's be real. If these were the flags they were waiving, the Right would have never said a word.
[pics: Mexican-Flag Guy photoshopped with Israeli flags instead]

If pro-Israeli protestors were shooting at cops and burning down buildings I'd want them arrested/shot as well.

But pro-Israeli protestors don't do that kind of shit.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (t0Rmr)

240 Shoot to kill for looting would stop all the looting and most of the rioting in ten minutes flat. It used to be the standard ROE in emergencies. (I am thinking of the clean-up after the Galveston flood in 1900). We seem to have lost that since 1900.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:51 PM (fAMPp)

Once globo-homo started taking over, a lot of that kind of stuff went away. No shooting looters, no outlawry, no letters of marque. Why? Because they knew once people started catching on to them, they may find themselves being hunted down.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (0eaVi)

241 205 Mentally disordered people appeal to the Left. Sort of puts that "brown beret" thing deeply into "ewwwwww...." territory.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (6xrUr)

242 Why did the blonde have square boobs?

She forgot to take the tissues out of the box

Posted by: Rimshot at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (gRfWg)

243 The money for this "experiment" was almost certainly just stolen. I'll wager that no beads went up any cat asses. The whole thing was just a grift.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)
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You make a good point. The department I worked for back when, turned out the head was embezzling, to the tune of a couple of million. He got the supplier to dummy invoices with technobabble in order to cover the fact he was getting in top of the line, at the time, Think Pads and selling them out the back door.

Could easily be a similar scenario.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (tT6L1)

244 Age discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.

a hundred percent real and why I returned to advertising

which also has it but not so bad thank God
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 01:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

its why I work for the state now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

245 239 If pro-Israeli protestors were shooting at cops and burning down buildings I'd want them arrested/shot as well.

But pro-Israeli protestors don't do that kind of shit.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (t0Rmr)

=======

Just because the Jooos control ace, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

246 194
Alejandro Theodoro Orellana

Homo?

https://xcancel.com/Nero/status/1932552081954766872#m

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (uz6ub)

¡Hoto!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (wtvvX)

247 Please delete "aspiring rapper" and replace with "aspiring Latin hip-hop artist" when eulogizing those shot by law enforcement.

Posted by: Associate Press Style Guide at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (ekm7d)

248 This little spark of divinity was just getting caught up in the exuberance of the moment!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, eyes atwinkling at June 12, 2025 01:55 PM (XdiEs)

249 a hundred percent real and why I returned to advertising

which also has it but not so bad thank God
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 01:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

Advertising?

I didn't suffer age discrimination but definitely suffered from perceived Southern hick discrimination when I was trying to get hired in advertising when I moved to NYC.

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:55 PM (VofaG)

250 SEIU is up to their eyeballs in this mayhem as well. Lot of illegals in the that union
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (akw+7)
===============
Also part of the Answer Coalition iirc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2025 01:55 PM (nweGN)

251 191 Bionic masks

********

Bionic? Does that mean they cost six million dollars and can be rebuilt with the latest technology?

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM (/iMjX)

Marketing ploy. It has no electronics or computer-driven actuators molding the edge of the mask to your individual face. But who wants a plain-old face shield if you can get a Bionic one? Hang the expense! We want cutting-edge protective equipment, Mr. Purchasing Officer!

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 01:55 PM (aBgBM)

252 "If you support ICE, if you support this current administration, if you think anything that's going on in the U.S. is good for the country, I don't think you're very pretty, and I don't think you're very smart."
-- Sydney Michelle, Miami social influencer

Based on the first few pictures that came up on google that's one ugly dude.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:55 PM (t0Rmr)

253 duh - because you MAGA types don't question DOD expenditures!
Posted by: Teh Science! at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (Pv3Rg)

Which, I have to admit, is a brilliant reply to a MAGA type questioning a DOD expenditure.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:55 PM (ExV1e)

254
beat his girlfriends and had his upper arm vaporized.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Answers to the nickname, "Stumpy".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 01:56 PM (xG4kz)

255 238 "If you support ICE, if you support this current administration, if you think anything that's going on in the U.S. is good for the country, I don't think you're very pretty, and I don't think you're very smart."
-- Sydney Michelle, Miami social influencer

Harsh.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (XqeJN)

oh no....a social influences doesn't think I'm pretty or smart. And she's an expert at both!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2025 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

256 235 IMO Cats don't have similar digestive and defecation systems close enough as humans to make that study make sense but I'm not a scientist privy to the study

That was my thought but, then again, somehow they "justified" those beagle puppy experiments. I think they're just sick fuckers and write this shit up to allow them to torture animals.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:53 PM (ExV1e)

They want to let their Mengele flags fly.

Posted by: Like the tit and dick choppers at June 12, 2025 01:56 PM (TbWk/)

257 I know Wikipedia is absolute woketard trash, but these descriptions...just wow.

Blackpill is a set of beliefs mostly held by incel communities.

Blackpill or black pill may also refer to:

Blackpill, Swansea, Wales, a suburban area

The red pill is a symbol from the 1999 film The Matrix.

Red pill may also refer to:

A core belief of the manosphere
The Red Pill, a 2016 documentary film
/r/TheRedPill, a manosphere-related subreddit
"Redpill", a software patch in early versions of Windows 8
Red Pill, a novel by Hari Kunzru

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 12, 2025 01:56 PM (144I4)

258 Those are shitty masks. Real insurrectin' dudes wear masks compatible with the water buffalo hat and horns.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 01:56 PM (W/lyH)

259 IMO Cats don't have similar digestive and defecation systems close enough as humans to make that study make sense but I'm not a scientist privy to the study

That was my thought but, then again, somehow they "justified" those beagle puppy experiments. I think they're just sick fuckers and write this shit up to allow them to torture animals.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:53 PM (ExV1e)
_______

Torture humans too. Tuskegee Experiment.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

260 227 Somehow, I imagine, we will follow this money trail and realize that WE are the ones funding the Brown Berets and their gasmasks.
-------------------
Lutheran Ministries?

Posted by: pudinhead at June 12, 2025 01:56 PM (FmapG)

261 I don't think you're very pretty, and I don't think you're very smart."
-- Sydney Michelle, Miami social influencer
---------

Well, what people think is in super short supply these days, so tell me more you boring bint.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:57 PM (uhAtk)

262 I can’t help but think of the video going around of the poor dog who’s shitting 🌈 rainbow colored skittles in the vet office waiting room. I am so glad I don’t have to clean up after that!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:57 PM (fAMPp)

263 He's NOT a homo! He's a Chippendale's dancer.

Actually, if you look at the thing around his neck, I think it was some kind of Deadpool cosplay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

264 Photographs of the foreign soldier were taken, and that foreign soldier operating on US soil has now been arrested.

If he is truly a foreign soldier, that's an act of war.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 01:58 PM (3aclk)

265 These shields are basically glorified goggles, designed to protect the face and eyes from sprays and flying debris.
=
So protection against Mace and rubber bullets. Got it.

Posted by: Useful at June 12, 2025 01:58 PM (NadME)

266 He got the supplier to dummy invoices with technobabble in order to cover the fact he was getting in top of the line, at the time, Think Pads and selling them out the back door.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (tT6L1)

Out the back door, you say? Did the Think Pads come with a free marble?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:58 PM (0eaVi)

267 Well, there you go. Women/girls will be swooning over him and he will be seen as the modern day "Che" fighting for the poor migrants forced to live in the shadows and oppressed by the man! Except that Che was a murderous racist among other things and ICE's primary targets are criminal illegal aliens. We'll be seeing a lot of this guy's picture along with the stupid, ignorant hero worship.

Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2025 01:58 PM (oiNtH)

268 These masks are available at our stores for $1499.99 each.
5% off orders of 20 or more!

Posted by: Nordstroms at June 12, 2025 01:59 PM (/csrk)

269 The lavender homo-clerics are sending a clear signal, alright.

HAMBURG, Germany (LifeSiteNews) — The Archdiocese of Hamburg in Germany has published new guidelines for sexual education promoting homosexuality and transgenderism.

“With a new conceptual framework for sex education in Catholic schools, the Archdiocese of Hamburg is sending a clear signal in favor of contemporary, value-oriented, and scientifically sound sex education,” the archdiocese wrote in its press release.

The guidelines, entitled “Male, female, diverse: Concept framework for sex education at Catholic schools in the archdiocese of Hamburg,” will be binding for all Catholic schools in the diocese.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2025 01:59 PM (Dv3i1)

270 Age discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.

Racial discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.
Gender discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.
Sexuality discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.
Caste discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.
National origin discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.

It is nominally illegal but in practice it is common.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:59 PM (ExV1e)

271 Memory Lane:

Joseph D. Rosenbaum (Gun Grabber) - Rosenbaum was accused of sexually abusing five pre-teen boys in 2002, was indicted on 11 counts of child molestation, and eventually pleaded guilty to two amended counts of sexual conduct with a minor. Rittenhouse shot Rosenbaum four times at close range, killing him.

Anthony Huber (skateboard assailant) - Huber plead guilty in 2013 to two felony counts of strangulation and suffocation, and false imprisonment, pulled a knife on his brother and grandmother, and choked his brother amid an argument about housecleaning. Rittenhouse shot him once, fatally.

Gaige Paul Grosskreutz (Disarmed) - Plead guilty in 2016 to one misdemeanor count of being armed while intoxicated. Pointed a handgun at Rittenhouse, and was shot by Rittenhouse once in the right arm and survived.

Wikipedia and Business Insider

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

272 I just read Ace's sentence as implying that each mask was thousands of dollars.

The look like some rubber and plastic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with

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But at Pentagon contract prices...

Posted by: Old Toby at June 12, 2025 01:59 PM (KWbVO)

273 These shields are basically glorified goggles, designed to protect the face and eyes from sprays and flying debris.
=======

I wonder why these peaceful protesters expect sprays and flying debris?

Oh it must be the "police" who will he deploying the famous "sprays and flying debris" anti-peaceful protest tactic. 😉

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 02:00 PM (uhAtk)

274 I was reading about the 99 WTO riots and apparently there was a dispute as to whether the rioters had Molotov cocktails - they quote some lefty saying there has never been a protest in the US proven to use Molotov cocktails

Well, maybe up until our recent mostly peaceful protests in the summer of 2020 where you can see many entertaining videos of leftists setting themselves on fire with them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 02:00 PM (t0Rmr)

275 Hmm, Democrats supporting foreign soldiers operating within the US. Gosh, what laws may the be breaking through supporting such things?

I think I see a quick way for the House to suddenly become a 20 to 30 seat R majority......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 02:00 PM (tT6L1)

276 To the Intrepid DUmpster Diver:

I appreciate the work you do! It's just that reading those posts spikes my blood pressure, lol.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (AaY6N)

277 268 These masks are available at our stores for $1499.99 each.
5% off orders of 20 or more!
Posted by: Nordstroms at June 12, 2025 01:59 PM (/csrk)

=======

"Don't go with cheap shit from Nordstroms, we have the quality goods. $2000 each."
-Williams and Sonoma

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

278 If Poncho was carrying a cell phone why bother interrogating him? Just follow the GPS map he drew.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (FmapG)

279 Marbles in the rectum

**********

There IS a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.1
Encopresis

DO NOT ask me to explain this concept.

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (/iMjX)

280 257 I know Wikipedia is absolute woketard trash, but these descriptions...just wow.
Blackpill is a set of beliefs mostly held by incel communities.
Blackpill or black pill may also refer to:
Blackpill, Swansea, Wales, a suburban area

The red pill is a symbol from the 1999 film The Matrix.

Red pill may also refer to:
A core belief of the manosphere
The Red Pill, a 2016 documentary film
/r/TheRedPill, a manosphere-related subreddit
"Redpill", a software patch in early versions of Windows 8
Red Pill, a novel by Hari Kunzru

A refresher - In the Matrix movie there were red pills and BLUE pills. No Black pills.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 12, 2025 01:56 PM (144I4)

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (aBgBM)

281 Kamala Harris on one of The Horde's favorite subjects:

"My mother was actually very funny because she would say, "You look at the cover of Playboy magazine, let me just tell you, the reason that people are looking at these things, understand what they were developed for the perpetuation of the human species!"

She was very practical that way."

-- Kamala!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (XqeJN)

282 Remember, right wingers are the ones on the watch lists and most likely to want to overthrow the government. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: MJR at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (/y2T6)

283 The guy who lost his upper arm was also a felon if I remember correctly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:49 PM (tT6L1)

And has been run over good recently. By a car.
Fucking idiot admitted to attempting to murder the guy in a case where the defendant was claiming self defense.
No jail time for a confessed felony, under oath, in a courthouse, in front of a judge because they needed to get the guy who shot him with a scary rifle.
I hope his pain is both debilitating and constant.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (6k8Dh)

284 Alejandro Theodoro Orellana

Homo?

https://xcancel.com/Nero/status/1932552081954766872#m

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2025 01:45 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vkF-k56b2g

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (Wnv9h)

285 DO NOT ask me to explain this concept.
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (/iMjX)
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Well, doesn't everyone clean their pantry in the buff and slip and fall on a jar of marbles?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (tT6L1)

286 Holy shit. I’m pissed.

I closed my T-Mobile account in March and hopped onto my oldest sons account. They continued to auto charge me for two months. I caught the autopay this month and canceled it and disputed the charges and got credited.

Now T-Mobile sent me to fucking COLLECTIONS for not paying on a closed account.

I hate everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (W2Pud)

287 Marbles in the rectum

**********

There IS a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.1
Encopresis

DO NOT ask me to explain this concept.
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (/iMjX)
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I dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

288 You make a good point. The department I worked for back when, turned out the head was embezzling, to the tune of a couple of million. He got the supplier to dummy invoices with technobabble in order to cover the fact he was getting in top of the line, at the time, Think Pads and selling them out the back door.

Could easily be a similar scenario.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 01:54 PM (tT6L1)

Particularly since "I don't care, it's not my money" disease is rampant in fedguv.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 02:03 PM (ExV1e)

289 Marbles in the rectum

**********

There IS a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.1
Encopresis

DO NOT ask me to explain this concept.
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM

Has anyone seen my class ring?

Posted by: 'Ron urologist at June 12, 2025 02:03 PM (XqeJN)

290 It's sick to look into these people's eyes and see that you have no chance and they are just going through the motions.

They're copying and pasting your resume into some Indian's file. "THAT'S who we want!" I helped interview someone once who had listed my previous job.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2025 02:03 PM (NQHDP)

291 Does The Horde have the lyrics of the "Ballad of the Brown Berets" written yet?

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2025 02:03 PM (guNKm)

292 No jail time for a confessed felony, under oath, in a courthouse, in front of a judge because they needed to get the guy who shot him with a scary rifle.
I hope his pain is both debilitating and constant.
Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (6k8Dh)
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It's my understanding his arm is useless the rest of his life, because there's no way to fix the missing bicep.

Muldoon?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 02:03 PM (tT6L1)

293 These masks are available at our stores for $1499.99 each.
5% off orders of 20 or more!
Posted by: Nordstroms at June 12, 2025 01:59 PM (/csrk)

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"Don't go with cheap shit from Nordstroms, we have the quality goods. $2000 each."
-Williams and Sonoma

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

*looks down our nose at both*

Posted by: Filson at June 12, 2025 02:04 PM (i24o9)

294 I would think a good pair of ballistic shooting glasses would be better than the shield and less expensive.

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 02:04 PM (VofaG)

295 265 These shields are basically glorified goggles, designed to protect the face and eyes from sprays and flying debris.
=
So protection against Mace and rubber bullets. Got it.

Posted by: Useful at June 12, 2025 01:58 PM (NadME)

They are marketed as face protection for industrial uses.

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 02:05 PM (aBgBM)

296 > "Don't go with cheap shit from Nordstroms, we have the quality goods. $2000 each."
-Williams and Sonoma

I had a girlfriend that used to like to go there. It was fun to look at all the nice knives and pans. They also had a olive oil tasting bar at the back with little bread cubes to dip with. I bought peppermint bark a couple of times. That was tasty. Now that I can afford it, I buy pans and kitchen knives from restaurant supply stores. They're much cheaper and they work very well.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2025 02:05 PM (lIio7)

297 Ace how dare you correct yourself!😁

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 02:05 PM (Splbu)

298 I dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.
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What objects did she prefer?

Posted by: pudinhead at June 12, 2025 02:05 PM (FmapG)

299
Now T-Mobile sent me to fucking COLLECTIONS for not paying on a closed account.

I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (W2Pud)
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Contract was up with Verizon, They charged my wife for closing her account, even though the account was current.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 02:05 PM (tT6L1)

300 "My mother was actually very funny because she would say, "You look at the cover of Playboy magazine, let me just tell you, the reason that people are looking at these things, understand what they were developed for the perpetuation of the human species!"

She was very practical that way."

-- Kamala!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (XqeJN)

Not the way Kammie was using them.

Posted by: Filson at June 12, 2025 02:05 PM (i24o9)

301 >>> 228 Age discrimination is a real thing in tech companies.

It is nominally illegal but in practice it is common.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:51 PM (t0Rmr)

You'd think "disparate impact" would make an appearance. LOL.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 02:06 PM (ULPxl)

302 understand what they were developed for the perpetuation of the human species!"

She was very practical that way."

-- Kamala!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 02:01 PM (XqeJN)

Considering the amount of spooge accepted by this woman's face could produce enough riot gear to protect several small countries worth of people, the jokes really do write themselves.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 02:06 PM (uhAtk)

303 Sydney Michelle, Miami social influencer

Wait. A social influencer is speaking against Trump. Damn, I'm gonna have to rethink my entire belief system.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 02:06 PM (ExV1e)

304 They're giving away free masks but nothing for Rosa DeLauro?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 12, 2025 02:06 PM (EP0QH)

305 No jail time for a confessed felony, under oath, in a courthouse, in front of a judge because they needed to get the guy who shot him with a scary rifle.
I hope his pain is both debilitating and constant.
Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (6k8Dh)
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It's my understanding his arm is useless the rest of his life, because there's no way to fix the missing bicep.

Muldoon?
Posted by: blake

Graft his penis there. When it gets hard, he can curl a house.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 02:06 PM (3aclk)

306 I dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.

Well, can't be worse then those Chinese sex toys the FNM was complaining about being hit with tariffs now

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 02:07 PM (t0Rmr)

307 I dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/)
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Go on...

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyjudge at June 12, 2025 02:07 PM (1K1sG)

308 Latino Gang Paramilitary "The Brown Berets"
_________________________

Ok, need some clarification. When I Latino does something negative (according to the rules of the Left), he is "WHITE". But, when a Latino does something for the cause, a Latino is "BROWN."

Is that how it works?

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2025 02:07 PM (dIske)

309 > I would think a good pair of ballistic shooting glasses would be better than the shield and less expensive.

Probably, but I would imagine the face shields work from all sorts of angles. Shooting glasses are designed to work directly from the front. You're going to be facing your weapon squarely if you take a bit of lead shrapnel or whatever. Shooting glasses don't do much if something comes at your eye socket from the side. That's where the face shield would be really nice to have, assuming it's proper impact resistant plastic.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2025 02:08 PM (lIio7)

310 But seriously, all these things are just sour grapes revenge for peoples who started wars, lost, were humilated by the surrender treaty, and want a re-dosothey can win this time:

-- WWII was just the Germans' revenge for the humiliation of the Versailles Treaty (i.e. losing WWI) -- Hitler overtly said so in Mein Kampf

-- 10/7 and the endless "Intifada" and 9/11 etc. are just the Muslims' attempt at revenge for the humiliation of 1948 -- "The Nakba," the "catastrophe" they endured for trying to invade in 1948 and getting their asses kicked, and as a result seeing Israel founded.

-- The L.A. riots (and the preceding decades of illegal immigration/invasion) is just anger over and revenge for the Treaty of Guadalupe Hildalgo, the 1848 treaty in which Mexico ceded California, Nevada, Utah, most of Colorado, New Mexico and Arizona, after losing the 1846-8 war against the US. Truly, they never got over it, and they now want a "reconquista" -- va re-conquering and re-annexing of their firmer territory.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (pMi6S)

311 Now that I can afford it, I buy pans and kitchen knives from restaurant supply stores. They're much cheaper and they work very well.
Posted by: bonhomme

Can anyone buy from there? I thought they only sell to businesses?
Tell me which ones I can shop at please
I like knives

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (Splbu)

312 Marbles in the rectum

**********

There IS a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.1
Encopresis

DO NOT ask me to explain this concept.
Posted by: muldoon

Poor man's Ben Wa Balls

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (3aclk)

313 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (gRfWg)

314 Latino Gang Paramilitary "The Brown Berets"
_________________________

Ok, need some clarification. When I Latino does something negative (according to the rules of the Left), he is "WHITE". But, when a Latino does something for the cause, a Latino is "BROWN."

Is that how it works?
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2025 02:07 PM (dIske)
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"Brown" Berets sounds like a homo club

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

315 Man Is a Member of a Latino Gang Paramilitary "The Brown Berets"

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What, "The Shithole Berets" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Heckler's Veto Has Been Replaced By The Rioters Veto at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (T1wyk)

316 Temu Che Guevera

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (QIh6T)

317 310 -- The L.A. riots (and the preceding decades of illegal immigration/invasion) is just anger over and revenge for the Treaty of Guadalupe Hildalgo, the 1848 treaty in which Mexico ceded California, Nevada, Utah, most of Colorado, New Mexico and Arizona, after losing the 1846-8 war against the US. Truly, they never got over it, and they now want a "reconquista" -- va re-conquering and re-annexing of their firmer territory.
Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (pMi6S)

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And yet...the residents just became Americans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

318 I like knives
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (Splbu)
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Good to know you've not lost your stabby fixation. I was worried there for a bit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

319 Marbles in the rectum

John Denver's worst song.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 12, 2025 02:10 PM (RKVAD)

320 Does The Horde have the lyrics of the "Ballad of the Brown Berets" written yet?
Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2025 02:03 PM

Not sure, but I do recall seeing The Ballad of the Queen Berets somewhere.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2025 02:10 PM (Wnv9h)

321 You know who are worse than news readers?

Sports journalists. Can any of these guys walk and chew gum at the same time. Bob Costas has opened his stupid pie hole again and reaching Olberdouche levels .

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 02:10 PM (VofaG)

322 299
Now T-Mobile sent me to fucking COLLECTIONS for not paying on a closed account.

I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (W2Pud)
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Contract was up with Verizon, They charged my wife for closing her account, even though the account was current.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 02:05 PM (tT6L1)

Looks like I'm going to be dealing with Verizon not only on wireless, but now also on phone (fiber) internet now that they are buying out Frontier, to whom they SOLD our copper phone service around 15 years ago.

At least Trump's FCC and FTC made Verizon scrap their DEI bullshit as a condition of approving the acquisition.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2025 02:10 PM (wtvvX)

323 Can anyone buy from there? I thought they only sell to businesses?
Tell me which ones I can shop at please
I like knives
Posted by: vmom

Ace Mart Restaurant Supply
acemart.com

No shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 02:10 PM (3aclk)

324 he's dumb enough that they got all his electronic devices and contact numbers"

Stack Edwards?

Posted by: Man at June 12, 2025 02:11 PM (tubbA)

325 All this equipment should be done in rainbow colors! It's Pride Month! Get with the program people! Hey, you! Rainbow Berets! Rainbow!

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2025 02:11 PM (k7qYZ)

326 Good to know you've not lost your stabby fixation. I was worried there for a bit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

I have been *trying* to mellow out under the Trump reign.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 02:11 PM (Splbu)

327 The Brown Shirts was also a homo club for its leaders.

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 02:11 PM (VofaG)

328 Those fairy wings on Alejandro's chest?
Make him a man. Well, at least do your best
A hundred maricona will prance today
But only 3 will win the Brown Beret

Posted by: Ballad of the Brown Berets at June 12, 2025 02:11 PM (ekm7d)

329 guidelines, entitled “Male, female, diverse: Concept framework for sex education at Catholic schools in the archdiocese of Hamburg,” will be binding for all Catholic schools in the diocese.
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Ok Pope Leo
The honeymoon is over. This is your first test. WWJD?

Posted by: Useful at June 12, 2025 02:12 PM (NadME)

330
Brown Buttpirates was considered and discarded

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 02:12 PM (xG4kz)

331 @271

Two outta three ain't bad!

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 12, 2025 02:12 PM (144I4)

332 >>The Brown Shirts was also a homo club for its leaders.

The Youth Corps is known as
The Brown Squirts.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 02:12 PM (QIh6T)

333
Speaking of studies of cats' rectums, why is the DOE on about measuring your lung function? Because you might be inspecting some coal mines? Jeez man, stick to the core mission.

https://www.energy.gov/ehss/spirometry

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 02:13 PM (YDQ9Q)

334 acemart.com

No shit.
Posted by: rickb223

🫨

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 02:13 PM (Splbu)

335 he's dumb enough that they got all his electronic devices and contact numbers"

Stack Edwards?

Everybody loved Stacks

Posted by: Henry Hill at June 12, 2025 02:13 PM (D0HYP)

336 Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (pMi6S)

I object to the characterization of the spread of Islam through coercion and violence as any sort of act of vengeance.

They do it for the same reason they wrap their women in trash bags. Because allah said so.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 02:14 PM (uhAtk)

337 Now T-Mobile sent me to fucking COLLECTIONS for not paying on a closed account.

I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (W2Pud)

The wife and I just dumped T- mobile last weekend. They just suck all around. Last straw was the snide shitheel at their store when I went to upgrade. Little fuck is lucky he didn't get thrown through a window.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2025 02:14 PM (6k8Dh)

338 Can anyone buy from there? I thought they only sell to businesses?
Tell me which ones I can shop at please
I like knives

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (Splbu)

Depends on your location and availability. Around here, US Foods, formerly Cash and Carry, allows anyone to shop there, without membership. The knives are decent, and the non-stick pans are great, cheap, and essentially disposable once they wear out.

Costco also had a commercial store (where I lived) where they stocked similar items. But I find that you can pretty much find the same at similar or cheaper prices on Amazon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 02:14 PM (i24o9)

339 Imagine you are some street cat. Someone puts food out for you that knocks you out.

Next thing you know you wake up in a scary lab with a bunch of Dr Faucis sticking stuff up your butt.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 02:14 PM (t0Rmr)

340 Go comment 271. Affadavit quality

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 12, 2025 02:15 PM (QSrLX)

341 >>> 311 Now that I can afford it, I buy pans and kitchen knives from restaurant supply stores. They're much cheaper and they work very well.
Posted by: bonhomme

Can anyone buy from there? I thought they only sell to businesses?
Tell me which ones I can shop at please
I like knives
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 02:09 PM (Splbu)

Another one, Food Service Direct:
https://shorturl.at/qnIw4

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 02:15 PM (ULPxl)

342 Imagine you are some street cat. Someone puts food out for you that knocks you out.

Next thing you know you wake up in a scary lab with a bunch of Dr Faucis sticking stuff up your butt.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 02:14 PM (t0Rmr)
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I think I just heard Mayor Pete running off to put on a cat suit.

Odd, that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 02:16 PM (tT6L1)

343 BUT WHERE ARE THE GIANT PAPER MACHE HEADS?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 12, 2025 02:16 PM (Zmeii)

344 > Can anyone buy from there? I thought they only sell to businesses?
Tell me which ones I can shop at please

There are several online anyone can buy from. I've used restaurantsupply.com There are a couple in my area that sell to the public, but that probably doesn't help you.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2025 02:17 PM (lIio7)

345 I dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/)
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Very intestine - butt shtoop it!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 02:17 PM (BzP/F)

346 So if you're the heavy set chick wearing black in the bed of the pickup truck (in the video) handing out the face shields, you're probably pretty effin nervous right about now.
How many times were you videoed? How many pictures of you are there?
Think you're not an accomplice?
Think again.

Posted by: Gotta wonder at June 12, 2025 02:17 PM (gRfWg)

347 CA State Senator Alex Padilla (D) tried to crash the DHS press conference LA invasion and promptly was arrested. Dumb ass. Also amusing.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at June 12, 2025 02:18 PM (NXz8h)

348 dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/)
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Did you discuss such things on your dinner dates?

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 02:19 PM (VofaG)

349 Is one of them still hanging five?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 02:19 PM (ME42v)

350 Marbles in the rectum

John Denver's worst song.

*********

♫

You fill up my senses.
Come fill me again

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 02:19 PM (/iMjX)

351 347 CA State Senator Alex Padilla (D) tried to crash the DHS press conference LA invasion and promptly was arrested. Dumb ass. Also amusing.

not exactly amusing - he was really going for Noem!

of course, she's likely packing heat

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 02:19 PM (Pv3Rg)

352 CA State Senator Alex Padilla (D) tried to crash the DHS press conference LA invasion and promptly was arrested. Dumb ass. Also amusing.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

The left hasn't figured it out yet, but Trump isn't playing this time.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 02:20 PM (3aclk)

353 My experience with nurses, never ask them to tell you about the most disgusting things they've seen at work

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 02:20 PM (t0Rmr)

354 Thanks Helena

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 02:20 PM (Splbu)

355 >>dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.

Same here. One that worked in the Scope Lab...

A Potato Ricer was the most bizarre she'd ever seen.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 02:20 PM (QIh6T)

356 343 BUT WHERE ARE THE GIANT PAPER MACHE HEADS?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 12, 2025 02:16 PM (Zmeii)

We sent a cease and desist letter.

Posted by: Big Head at June 12, 2025 02:20 PM (6k8Dh)

357 "The Brown Berets"

If it's brown flush it down

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 12, 2025 02:20 PM (NtVYv)

358 I need one of those to clean the cottonwood fluff out of the garage. Probably have to fill out a form.

Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2025 02:21 PM (FhXTo)

359 dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/)
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Did you discuss such things on your dinner dates?
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 02:19 PM (VofaG)
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Some things you can't unhear ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

360 While the specific study Hegseth referenced does exist, the cost was not "tens of millions" as he claimed—it was $10,451,439 for the entire project, which focused on developing new treatments for spinal cord injuries. The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics, as part of broader efforts to understand neuromuscular functions.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

That's not a DoD project, sorry. Unless the cats blow up.

If it is useful, move it over to a health department to avoid duplication of effort.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 02:21 PM (8avO+)

361 CA State Senator Alex Padilla appears to be interested in running for the US Senate so he probably thought this was a good way to get some positive press...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 02:21 PM (t0Rmr)

362 My experience with nurses, never ask them to tell you about the most disgusting things they've seen at work

I did that once. She said it was my face.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 12, 2025 02:22 PM (lUFok)

363 Same here. One that worked in the Scope Lab...

A Potato Ricer was the most bizarre she'd ever seen.
Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 02:20 PM (QIh6T)

Had to look up what a potato ricer was.

Holy crap.

Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 02:22 PM (VofaG)

364 >>The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics

Couldn't you just hide them in the Lasagna!?!

Posted by: Garfield at June 12, 2025 02:23 PM (QIh6T)

365 NOOD

"news"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 02:23 PM (ULPxl)

366 One of the Brown Berets may cure cancer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 02:23 PM (ME42v)

367 She's also super hot and doesn't mind sharing selfies.
Posted by: polynikes

You know the rule

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 12, 2025 02:24 PM (JkCto)

368 I dated a few ER nurses. You would not believe what people shove up their asses and twats.

Posted by: Elric Blade
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We will plug no hole before its time

Posted by: Orson Wells at June 12, 2025 02:24 PM (17s+e)

369 360 While the specific study Hegseth referenced does exist, the cost was not "tens of millions" as he claimed—it was $10,451,439 for the entire project, which focused on developing new treatments for spinal cord injuries. The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics, as part of broader efforts to understand neuromuscular functions.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

That's not a DoD project, sorry. Unless the cats blow up.

If it is useful, move it over to a health department to avoid duplication of effort.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 02:21 PM (8avO+)

I'm sure there are some incels out there that would pay the government to partake in these studies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2025 02:24 PM (N39Ws)

370 That's not a DoD project, sorry. Unless the cats blow up.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 02:21 PM (8avO+)

How many marbles does that take?

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2025 02:24 PM (6k8Dh)

371 You know who are worse than news readers?

Sports journalists. Can any of these guys walk and chew gum at the same time. Bob Costas has opened his stupid pie hole again and reaching Olberdouche levels .
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 02:10 PM (VofaG)

Costas was an announcer, not even a journalist. He wasn't even the color guy who is supposed to provide info from the players or knowledge of the game from playing it.

The studio talking heads are just like other newsreaders.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 02:26 PM (8avO+)

372 358 I need one of those to clean the cottonwood fluff out of the garage. Probably have to fill out a form.
Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2025 02:21 PM (FhXTo)

Use a match and rebuild from the ground up. Less paperwork.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2025 02:26 PM (6k8Dh)

373 >>The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics

Couldn't you just hide them in the Lasagna!?!
Posted by: Garfield at June 12, 2025 02:23 PM (QIh6T)

To be fair kitties are evolved to puke up a lot of what they eat if it isn't passing on well

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 02:27 PM (8avO+)

374 I can show her a riot. In my pants.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

Riots usually last longer than 15 seconds.

Posted by: Chick in the picture at June 12, 2025 02:28 PM (5xuJ/)

375 >>The research involved experiments on cats, including the insertion of glass marbles into the rectum to study defecation mechanics

Couldn't you just hide them in the Lasagna!?!
Posted by: Garfield at June 12, 2025 02:23 PM (QIh6T)

Cats are also very wary of anything they don't expect in the food. Many a time i've found a lonely pill sitting alone when you try and hide it in the food.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 02:30 PM (8avO+)

376 14 I'm so old I remember when the FNM told us American citizens organizing into militias was the greatest danger we could face.

Apparently latin Americans coming here as part of militias, raiding squads, and invasion forces are fine though
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Rupert's so old all he wants is to turn a profit and have a young woman handy.

Posted by: UNTITLED _Atrocities of the Week 25-01-05 at June 12, 2025 02:31 PM (0CT65)

377 CA State Senator Alex Padilla appears to be interested in running for the US Senate so he probably thought this was a good way to get some positive press...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 02:21 PM (t0Rmr)

Unless he's married to or is a Pelosi relative he's out of luck there.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 02:31 PM (8avO+)

378 Here is article and picture of Sen. Alex Padilla being pushed out of room where Kristi Noem was giving a press conference. He said he wanted to ask her questions. What he wanted was to bash her and the President in front of the press. He chose poorly.

https://tinyurl.com/yck5z8bk

Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2025 02:37 PM (oiNtH)

379 Lock the scum Ball up and throw away the key

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 12, 2025 06:30 PM (wGqjj)

380 He looks like Robert Ramirez, richards bastard son born of one of his numerous rapes of old white ladies.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 12, 2025 10:32 PM (XKj0h)

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