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Karen Bass Declares a State of Emergency and Imposes a Curfew While Also Insisting There Is No Crisis At All

If there's no crisis, then it was illegal to declare an emergency, Cuban Communist.

Weird how there's a crisis when Bass says there's one but there's not a crisis when Trump says there's one.

Even more weird: It's the same situation in both cases. Bass declares a crisis then says that Trump is wrong to say it's a crisis.

It's Schroedinger's Crisis. There's only a crisis when and to the extent a Democrat allows there to be one.

Mayor Karen Bass announced a curfew for Downtown Los Angeles after five straight days of violence and mayhem that has marred much of the neighborhood around the federal buildings where immigrants rounded up in a series of raids are being held and prosecuted.

"The curfew will be in place from 8 p.m. tonight until 6 a.m. tomorrow," announced Bass, adding that it could last for several days and would be reevaluated tomorrow. "Everyone must abide by this curfew."

Bass said a "local emergency" has been declared and that the curfew was necessary because of what she called "extensive widespread vandalism" that includes profanity-laced graffiti scrawled on City Hall, an LAPD building, and rampant destruction in public parks and at private businesses. Bass said she was dismayed that 23 businesses were looted, while multiple historical landmarks in Little Tokyo along with immigrant-owned businesses, were heavily damaged.

Los Angeles Police Department Chief Jim McDonnell said that anyone who violates the curfew "will be arrested." The curfew's boundaries will encompass the area encircled by the 5 Freeway, the 110 Freeway, and the 10 Freeway and end where the 5 Freeway and the 110 Freeway merge.

"The curfew is a necessary measure to protect lives and safeguard property, following several consecutive days of growing unrest throughout the city," McDonnell said. "Since Saturday, we have seen a concerning escalation in unlawful and dangerous behavior."

Despite declaring a crisis empowering her to impose a curfew, this Communist Castro-Lover went on to the leftwing propaganda stations to insist there was no crisis at all, and if there is a crisis, the crisis is only happening because Trump sent in troops to protect federal property from the crisis.


Pace communist revolutionary Karen Bass, LA police seem to believe there is a crisis that they cannot control on their own.



Los Angeles cops have a private chatroom -- and California's Democratic leaders won't like what they're saying.

The Instagram group 'Defend the LAPD' allows officers and commanders to talk freely about what's really going on in the streets of America's second-biggest city, where cops clash daily with anti-government rioters.

The Daily Mail gained exclusive access to the 8,500-member club and spoke to its organizers -- and the views they presented were a stark rebuke to Gov Gavin Newsom and other leaders of the Democrat-run state.

Despite what their bosses say, LAPD officers broadly support the Trump administration's deployment of the National Guard to protect federal buildings amid a wave of sometimes violent protests against immigration raids, says the group.

Members also expressed alarm at LA Mayor Karen Bass, a Democrat, for allegedly taking command of their control room, delaying the deployment of officers, and putting federal agents and the public in danger.

They also accused media outlets of one-sided coverage of the protests, by focussing on heavy-handed policing while overlooking the threat that some violent activists posed to cops and the public.

More broadly, they say the city has 'quietly defunded' the LAPD since the George Floyd protests of 2020, and that today's force is understaffed, underresourced, and cannot handle the crisis exploding on the streets.

The revelations come as US Marines head to Los Angeles, as part of a federal strategy to quell the protests against immigration raids, which are a signature effort of President Donald Trump's second term.

Clashes across LA have further polarized America's two main political parties, with Trump threatening to arrest Newsom, who slams the deployment of guardsmen as an abuse of power and an unnecessary provocation.

The LAPD, the official police union, and Mayor Bass's office did not immediately respond to our requests for comment.

A spokesperson for Defend the LAPD, which presents itself as a grassroots club for thousands of LA cops and their supporters, told the Daily Mail that officers of all ranks appreciate the backup of Trump's National Guard deployment.

'Everyone supports all the help they can get,' said the spokesperson.

'We need the help from other agencies, because we can't handle it. Our asses are being handed to us on a platter.'

While Gov Newsom says the National Guard are not needed and part of Trump's 'manufactured' crisis, the spokesperson said this was 'not true,' and that extra boots helped keep the streets safe.

'They're here because we don't have enough personnel, after all the back door defunding they have done for years,' said the spokesperson.

John Sexton has a post rounding up all the Democrat-Media Party propagandists who insist that, despite what you can see with your own eyes, there is no violence or chaos in Los Angeles.

And then they add, as usual:

The thing you can see is happening is not happening,

but if it is happening, it's good that it's happening,

and it's all Trump's fault anyway.

CNN's head of media propaganda operations Tater continues insisting that there are no cars burning in LA, and even if you see video of cars burning in LA, those are from several hours ago so you should ignore them as Old News.

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter

Offline, in real-world Los Angeles, most Angelenos are having a perfectly normal day.

But online, the fires and riots are still raging.

Seeking clicks, clout and chaos, unvetted social media accounts are preying on fears about where last weekend's clashes will lead...

Last weekend's clashes? Karen Bass declared an emergency and a curfew last fucking night.

Maxine Waters: There is no violence, and also, the violence is Trump's fault.

Nancy Pelosi: Where you see violence and cars burning like a once-great American city has become a Muslim no-go banlieu in France, I see an "exuberance of hope and joy."

Here's more "exuberance," as Nancy Pelosi terms it.

Mike Barnicle: The videos you're seeing are "not really accurate," you should listen to the people who constantly gaslight you to tell you what is really going on. Ignore what you can see on videos, trust the people who told you that covid was created when a bat frigged a pangolin.

And of course this unfunny fat stubby clown insists there are no riots at all:

In case you can't bear watching this disgusting fatbody, here are the lies he told.

Los Angeles-based comedian Jimmy Kimmel told his audience on Tuesday that "there's no riots outside" and slammed "mentally ill" President Donald Trump for deploying troops to quell what he claims is exaggerated unrest in the city.

Trump sent over 700 Marines to Los Angeles in an effort to quash anti-ICE protests that have ravaged parts of the city on Tuesday. Images from L.A. showcase masked protesters blocking roads, destroying vehicles and engaging with police, while Mayor Karen Bass issued a curfew for a portion of the city's downtown area.

Kimmel mocked the media for portraying the anti-ICE protests as "some kind of totalitarian hellscape" and condemned the Trump administration for deporting "people who have lived here their whole lives."

"You won't see this elsewhere on television. Not only is it not an apocalypse, they're having a Disney/Pixar movie premiere for 'Elio,' a movie about aliens. Don't tell Trump -- he'll send in the Green Berets, too," Kimmel ribbed. "But I just want to say, thank God for President Trump and the heroes at ICE for protecting us from these bloodthirsty fruit stand vendors spreading their dangerous pineapple chunks and mangos with a squirt of lime all over the city."

The late-night host vented his anger towards the ICE raids in the city, claiming that the "vast majority" of those being deported have "never done anything wrong."

"People who have lived here their whole lives, people who have been in this city longer than I have, the vast majority of whom have never done anything wrong, are being abducted, which is the correct word to use, by agents in masks, hiding their identities, grabbing people off the street and at work, sending people to detention centers," he claimed.

Kimmel asserted that it's not only Los Angelenos' right to protest the deportations, but it's their "responsibility."

"Los Angelenos gathered to demonstrate and, with very few exceptions, peacefully demonstrate to voice their opposition to this disgusting and unnecessary abuse of power instigated by our mentally ill president, who is dead-set on exacerbating this, who actually wants conflict, who is intentionally inflaming and lying to make it seem like there's a war going on," he charged.


He showed video from just outside his studio -- one of the most policed areas in LA -- to prove that there weren't riots anywhere in LA.

He did not think that disappointed Trump supporters who saw a lot of shenanigans on election night 2020 had the "responsibility" to protest. He condemned them as "scumbags" and declared them to be un-American.

Jimmy Kimmel didn't mince words during his opening monologue Wednesday night as he discussed the far-right mob that invaded the U.S. Capitol building. He didn't just go after the terrorists who occupied the Capitol all day -- he also went after the Republicans in the government who incited them to violence.

"It was a terrible day in the history of this country. Our President and the scumbags who have kept this 'stolen election' charade going -- and that's you, Josh Hawley, that's you, Ted Cruz -- either intentionally or just wildly irresponsibly lit these fires to start a war just to distract us from the fact that Donald Trump lost the election," Kimmel said.

"Ted Cruz, this guy doesn't even believe the election was stolen. He knows better than that. He is so hungry for political power. He's so desperate to be liked and supported by these nuts who think Joe Biden is a Chinese agent and Satan is trying to force them to wear masks to the mall, so that one day he can be President. He's willing to roll the dice on a civil war."

I'm now wiling to roll those dice, pea-dick.

But, Kimmel wanted to stress, it wasn't just Cruz who was rolling those dice.

"Same with Josh Hawley, who had a friendly wave with the invaders today. Same with Kevin McCarthy and Rudy Giuliani, Jim Jordan, Devin Nunes, and especially Donald Trump," he said.

But Kimmel wasn't content with just calling them out.

"These people are not Americans. There is no 'we the people.' 'There's 'me the people' and that's it," Kimmel said bitterly.

And now he says there are no riots, and if there are riots, it's people's "responsibility" to riot.

Parsons was Winston's fellow-employee at the Ministry of Truth. He was a fattish but active man of paralysing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms -- one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended.

-- George Orwell, 1984


Many people are noticing that the media, which just insisted that it had nothing at all to do with the "Cheapfakes" hoax to cover up Biden's obvious, caught-on-video cognitive decline is engaging in a Cheapfakes 2.0 hoax, claiming, just as they did with Biden, that you can't trust what you see on video, you have to listen to the left-wing "experts" who will "contextualize" what is plainly evident and convince you that you didn't see what you saw.

Posted by: Ace at 05:37 PM




Comments

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1 Rampant in Rampart!

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 11, 2025 05:39 PM (Jh9Au)

2 Bagdad Bass.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

3 I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll see you on Fox News evening hour.

Posted by: Tom Homan's Inflated Jowls at June 11, 2025 05:39 PM (/U5Yz)

4 yay

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 11, 2025 05:39 PM (CWTWj)

5 Content: read

Posted by: Max Power at June 11, 2025 05:40 PM (q177U)

6 I saw an interview with a CA county sheriff who said they appreciated the NG and Marines defending buildings so the cops were free to deal with the rioters. He made a point of mentioning they, due to the defund the police crap, didn't have the resources to do both.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 05:42 PM (tT6L1)

7 Station 51. Riot in progress, prepare fire hoses to repel rioters.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 05:42 PM (S/Y4j)

8 war is peace

freedom is slavery

ny times is news

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 11, 2025 05:42 PM (CWTWj)

9 "Emergency!" had a great theme song. Big, bold, brassy!

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2025 05:42 PM (vFG9F)

10
What a stupid bitch. If she thinks she will win with Trump she is even stupider.

Posted by: four seasons at June 11, 2025 05:43 PM (3ek7K)

11 His name is Mike Barnicle? Really?

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2025 05:43 PM (pZEOD)

12 That lady in the ad is looking at me like she knows I am looking at her boobs.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2025 05:43 PM (vFG9F)

13 Curfews are perfect for serving warrants.

Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 05:44 PM (jc0TO)

14 >>>Seeking clicks, clout and chaos, unvetted social media accounts are preying on fears about where last weekend's clashes will lead

What a dumb, fat tub of lard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2025 05:44 PM (i24o9)

15 I am so glad we have hard hitting, fact driven news reporters covering this story.

The gaslighting and denial is deep and painful.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 11, 2025 05:45 PM (ZLysy)

16 The Use Of Deadly Force Is Authorized

Something you'll never hear coming from the WH.

These NG, Marines, and Feds will be left swinging in the breeze. Bank it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2025 05:45 PM (/U5Yz)

17 Daaaaaa Pope in his White Sox cap

https://tinyurl.com/5frefahj

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 05:45 PM (AOsQT)

18 Enforcing the law is causing lawlessness. Weird.

Posted by: huerfano at June 11, 2025 05:46 PM (n2swS)

19 12 That lady in the ad is looking at me like she knows I am looking at her boobs.
Posted by: fd at June 11, 2025 05:43 PM (vFG9F)


They ALL know we’re looking at their boobs.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (Jh9Au)

20 What was particularly funny was the curfew being declared just as the reporter were all saying things were fine, LA isn't bothered, this is nothing to send the troops in over. LA life has not been in any way disrupted! CURFEW

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (e7kz6)

21 Wait. Won't this affect people's "right to assemble"? (The HagSpiew)

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (krQz2)

22 Has anybody told these fools that the cart goes AFTER the horse?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (a4NoL)

23 12 That lady in the ad is looking at me like she knows I am looking at her boobs.
Posted by: fd


Wear dark glasses.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (/U5Yz)

24 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM (mKLT7)

25 What was particularly funny was the curfew being declared just as the reporter were all saying things were fine, LA isn't bothered, this is nothing to send the troops in over. LA life has not been in any way disrupted! CURFEW

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (e7kz6)
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Don LeMon went out to a nice dinner.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM (krQz2)

26 Should probably also point out that their barn doors are open.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM (a4NoL)

27 I thought Mike Barnicle was long dead.

Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM (jc0TO)

28 Finally, we get a fun Pope

there's no reason Popes can't be both pious and cool

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM (AOsQT)

29 I do not like the lady in the ad. I do not like her at all.

Posted by: Max Power at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM (q177U)

30 They ALL know we’re looking at their boobs.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (Jh9Au)

Honey, we count on it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM (a4NoL)

31 Being a Californian, I'm so cynical that I half-think the police are just using this as a pretext for more ballot initiatives to give them more benefits. I say half-think, because I know that they're out there doing a nasty job right now. At least according to the cheap fake videos.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2025 05:49 PM (8hxDK)

32 They ALL know we’re looking at their boobs.

no way man I have mirrored sunglasses

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:49 PM (e7kz6)

33 re 19 etc: same as in town

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 11, 2025 05:49 PM (CWTWj)

34 Having lived through a series of riots at Berkeley it is typical for the disorder to be highly localized. It's not as though the whole city is engulfed in a riot, it's generally just a street or two (Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley's case). Go over to the next street, and ... nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

35 32 They ALL know we’re looking at their boobs.

no way man I have mirrored sunglasses
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:49 PM (e7kz6)

Wait, so, she's looking at her own boobs?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (a4NoL)

36
>>He showed video from just outside his studio -- one of the most policed areas in LA -- to prove that there weren't riots anywhere in LA.

Heck, why didn't he show video from just outside his gated community? LA is not only peaceful -- everyone here can afford a mansion!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (YDQ9Q)

37 That lady in the ad is looking at me like she knows I am looking at her boobs.
Posted by: fd at June 11, 2025 05:43 PM


We're here to know things like that, and protect the country, but mostly to know things like that.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (mKLT7)

38 6 I saw an interview with a CA county sheriff who said they appreciated the NG and Marines defending buildings so the cops were free to deal with the rioters. He made a point of mentioning they, due to the defund the police crap, didn't have the resources to do both.
Posted by: blake - semi

Was that Bianco? He is running for Gov.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (p4NUW)

39 Funny how the Government can create a crises, by actually bothering to enforce the law.

And the only way to stop the crises, according to Dems, is to stop enforcing the law.

It's like the No King thing coming up to protest Trump... who is our ELECTED President... isn't it an Anti Democracy set of protests?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (mP0Kj)

40 Trump sending in 1000 NG.

If the riots dissipate. Trump put them down.

Don't dissipate. There actually is a riot going on and more needed.

Dolan. You're a genius. How about a Lowenbrau

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (JkCto)

41 Of all people Chris Cuomo got it right: he said that all of MAGA plus around 20% of the population (a low estimate) hates the riots and is glad Trump is sending in the troops to bust this crap up, that its a big win for Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (e7kz6)

42 What does mostly peaceful even mean? Is it like having a 49.9 percent chance of being assaulted?

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (kTd/k)

43 Shorter: LAPD officers - we can't do our job, because the brass won't let us.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (X9y8b)

44 He's willing to roll the dice on a civil war."

I'm now wiling to roll those dice, pea-dick.
=
As I mentioned somewhere on X, Trump has the F-16s and nukes now.

Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (Dnobf)

45
Was that Bianco? He is running for Gov.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (p4NUW)
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I think you may be correct. Couldn't remember his name and too lazy to look up the interview.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 05:51 PM (tT6L1)

46 Wait. Won't this affect people's "right to assemble"? (The HagSpiew)

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (krQz2)
_______________

The inmates of The Spew regularly exercise their right to Dissemble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

47 Wait, so, she's looking at her own boobs?

Lets not pretend you all don't do that every time you're in front of the mirror in the bathroom. Everybody loves boobs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:52 PM (e7kz6)

48 I do not like the lady in the ad. I do not like her at all.
Posted by: Max Power at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM (q177U)


You may like her, you will see.
You could kiss her in a tree.

Would you? Could you?
Kiss her in a tree?

Posted by: Sam-I-am at June 11, 2025 05:52 PM (q2NNn)

49 there's no reason Popes can't be both pious and cool
Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 05:48 PM


What's next, wanting them to be Catholic, *and* defecate in the woods?

Posted by: Fr. Sarducci at June 11, 2025 05:53 PM (mKLT7)

50 You know a Mexican Billionaire owns the NYT? And by that I mean A Friend of the Cartels.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 11, 2025 05:53 PM (wBaIH)

51 I was thinking about "Reading the Riot Act".

I doubt that they waited until it was a full blown riot to read it. Even if it had been, say 80% people who hadn't gotten out of hand, you'd still probably want to nip it in the bud before it got to 20% violent.

It seems that the progressive complete disregard for the application of history is in view here.

Seems to me that you want to invoke riot statutes--probably LONG--before you're over 50% violent actors. I'm no expert in crowd control and policing, but I'm just thinking that's too late.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 05:53 PM (krQz2)

52 His name is Mike Barnicle? Really?

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2025 05:43 PM (pZEOD)


Yes, and he left the Boston Globe (fired?) because he plagiarized a couple of columns.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 11, 2025 05:53 PM (mWSu4)

53 These people talk out of both sides of their mouth. And say nothing.

Posted by: Case at June 11, 2025 05:54 PM (k7qYZ)

54 He showed video from just outside his studio -- one of the most policed areas in LA -- to prove that there weren't riots anywhere in LA.

Like Conan O'Brian showing his luxury hotel shot from a yacht in Haiti saying "Haiti is a shithole?" Although I think he was being sarcastic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:54 PM (e7kz6)

55
Doesn't Karen have a son, State Rights Bass?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2025 05:54 PM (QnmlO)

56 >>>He's willing to roll the dice on a civil war.

Fuck you. War!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2025 05:55 PM (i24o9)

57 I got my Querulous Asshole permit at 15. Of course, I had to take a QA class in school to qualify.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 05:55 PM (L/fGl)

58 >>What does mostly peaceful even mean? Is it like having a 49.9 percent chance of being assaulted?

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM

I read earlier today that it's like Harvey Weinstein still being a feminist because he didn't rape every woman who walked into his office.

Posted by: huerfano at June 11, 2025 05:56 PM (n2swS)

59 I noted it the other day, watching live feeds of the riots, it was all sheriffs and CHP.

That don't happen without the city and county of Los Angeles cooperating and agreeing.

So, while Bass and Newsome were cheering on the riots in public, they were authorizing sheriff deputies from other counties and the state police to arrest them.

You know why leftie revolutions always turn on each other?
Because they all know they are all dishonest shitheels ever at the ready to betray anyone they know for a slice of pie.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2025 05:56 PM (1r1Cc)

60 Bring back KJP!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2025 05:56 PM (63Dwl)

61 I got my Querulous Asshole permit at 15. Of course, I had to take a QA class in school to qualify.

Maybe that's my problem, I just come by it naturally

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:56 PM (e7kz6)

62 You could kiss her in a tree.

Would you? Could you?
Kiss her in a tree?
Posted by: Sam-I-am

Just between the limbs.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 11, 2025 05:56 PM (YtfPi)

63 I am off to teach my last class. Have a good evening!

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2025 05:56 PM (p4NUW)

64 As I mentioned somewhere on X, Trump has the F-16s and nukes now.
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (Dnobf)
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I think Swallwell mentioned we have nukes for this occasion.

(It's how he temporarily picked up the nickname "Duke Nukem")

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 05:56 PM (krQz2)

65 Of all people Chris Cuomo got it right: he said that all of MAGA plus around 20% of the population (a low estimate) hates the riots and is glad Trump is sending in the troops to bust this crap up, that its a big win for Trump.
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*If* the troops bust the crap up, yes.

I'll be a little eeyore-ish here and note that so far the troops are only protecting federal buildings. That's probably kept the activists to areas where they know they're protected, but it's not actually addressing, much less ending the riots.

At some point, and I don't know when, folks are going to notice Trump promised to shut it down, but it's still ongoing, even if the federal buildings are undisturbed.

Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2025 05:57 PM (Dnobf)

66 He showed video from just outside his studio -- one of the most policed areas in LA -- to prove that there weren't riots anywhere in LA.
-----

I recollect Jim Acosta, standing by a border wall, saying, 'We don't see any border jumping going on'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2025 05:57 PM (XeU6L)

67 >>"These people are not Americans. There is no 'we the people.' 'There's 'me the people' and that's it," Kimmel said bitterly.


What does this mean?
I guess for the Left it is "them the people"?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 05:57 PM (gto2l)

68
His name is Mike Barnicle? Really?
Posted by: Piper


Barnacle Bill the sailor was already taken.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2025 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

69 I got my Querulous Asshole permit at 15. Of course, I had to take a QA class in school to qualify.

I let mine lapse. The continuing education requirements were just too onerous.

Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 05:58 PM (jc0TO)

70 I suspect that many police officers have a well founded fear of being “Chauvined” in the event of a bad outcome from restraining a suspected felon.

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 11, 2025 05:58 PM (1FEc1)

71 Stop making fun of Mike Barnicle.

Posted by: Jason Deer Tick at June 11, 2025 05:58 PM (gKWVE)

72
They ALL know we’re looking at their boobs.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (Jh9Au)

___________

"How DARE you look at my brazen boobs blazing away from the inadequate top they're spilling out of!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2025 05:58 PM (QnmlO)

73 Doesn't Karen have a son, State Rights Bass?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


More curious about her husband, Juan Les Leche.
Is he legal? I wouldn't put it past him to be illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 05:59 PM (X9y8b)

74 Would you? Could you?
Kiss her in a tree?


If I can get her up to the tree house. Its super cool, we have comics and a cooler with ice and kool aid and a rope ladder we can pull up, and everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 05:59 PM (e7kz6)

75 I got my Querulous Asshole permit at 15. Of course, I had to take a QA class in school to qualify.

I let mine lapse. The continuing education requirements were just too onerous.
Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 05:58 PM (jc0TO)
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Really, you stopped at QA? Don't you know that's a pre req for curmudgeon?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 05:59 PM (tT6L1)

76 MSNBC’s Mike Barnicle: The pictures you’re seeing out of LA "tell a story that's not really accurate."

Because they're not showing the massive amounts of preparation and coordination that the D's put into it.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2025 05:59 PM (g8z90)

77 Yes the Twilight Zone of lies that somehow continues to become even more outlandish on full display here. Plus some common misunderstandings by others.

The Title 10 use of USMC and NG was/is to secure federal facilities. Pretty simple. They're not "restoring order" - even on the street in front of federal buildings. Obviously there was nothing the least bit illegal or unconstitutional or even remotely interesting about this move. So of course the airhead Dem rhetoric escalates to 11.

And the curfew applied to a square mile. A square mile. In a contiguous urban area as large as the state of CT, a square mile. So "let it burn" is particularly comical and stupid in this case. As "it" is a very small area.

But all these reactions are what one has come to expect.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2025 06:00 PM (1m82a)

78 Does anyone remember the Lefty who cheered on the riots a few years ago, and then they advanced to her block and she panicked?

It seems that a certain intelligence is required to understand a problem before it rapes your ass. Most of the Left fail this test in regards to islam, spending, debt, shutting down power plants, immigration, ....

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 06:00 PM (gto2l)

79 We're looking at your butts too.


Not sayin just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:00 PM (0HaGk)

80 I'll be a little eeyore-ish here and note that so far the troops are only protecting federal buildings. That's probably kept the activists to areas where they know they're protected, but it's not actually addressing, much less ending the riots.

The marines cannot go out and police, that's a violation of the law unless a specific kind of emergency is declared. National guard can and I think they are out doing stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:00 PM (e7kz6)

81 * adjusts vertical hold on screen *

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 11, 2025 06:01 PM (JhYv0)

82 Stop making fun of Mike Barnicle.
Posted by: Jason Deer Tick at June 11, 2025 05:58 PM


This.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the Sailor at June 11, 2025 06:01 PM (mKLT7)

83 "How DARE you look at my brazen boobs blazing away from the inadequate top they're spilling out of!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2025 05:58 PM (QnmlO)
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Or prominently displayed because the t-shirt just happens to be a size too small.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

84 They also accused media outlets of one-sided coverage of the protests, by focusing on heavy-handed policing while overlooking the threat that some violent activists posed to cops and the public.
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1) someone pointed out how the media, none of them, are interviewing any of the rioters.
That's some dark Antifa message control, where only "approved" media is allowed.
And, it looks like, the price for approval is their silence.

2) I'd note that, for all the rage and hatred the rioters have been directing at the police, the videos I've seen show them generally smiling and relaxed.
Which flows from knowing that the nightmare of constant no-win situations--due to racial antagonism from the DOJ on up--is over:
The President of the United States is on their side now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2025 06:01 PM (1r1Cc)

85 >>> 78 Does anyone remember the Lefty who cheered on the riots a few years ago, and then they advanced to her block and she panicked?

It seems that a certain intelligence is required to understand a problem before it rapes your ass. Most of the Left fail this test in regards to islam, spending, debt, shutting down power plants, immigration, ....
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 06:00 PM (gto2l)

We don't get it.

Posted by: Queers for Palestine at June 11, 2025 06:01 PM (ULPxl)

86 "Since Saturday, we have seen a concerning escalation in unlawful and dangerous behavior."
__________

So, admitting there is violence, but gaslighting that it only "escalated" once Trump intervened.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2025 06:02 PM (ITkJX)

87 Querulous Asshole is the Kris Angel of Horseman Babies.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:02 PM (0HaGk)

88 We're looking at your butts too.
Not sayin just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:00 PM


Let's not forget to be inclusive.

Posted by: Quentin T. and Rex R. at June 11, 2025 06:02 PM (mKLT7)

89 >>>What does mostly peaceful even mean? Is it like having a 49.9 percent chance of being assaulted?

-----

sure
it's like 'kinda pregnant'

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:02 PM (AOsQT)

90 We're looking at your butts too.


Not sayin just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:00 PM (0HaGk)
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At an early age, I realized the value of holding doors for the ladies.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 06:02 PM (tT6L1)

91 At an early age, I realized the value of holding doors for the ladies.

No, no I insist, after you up the stairs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:04 PM (e7kz6)

92 I have a random and entirely silly question.
If Trump gave southern California to Mexico would that count as a mass deportation

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 06:04 PM (kTd/k)

93 Doesn't Karen have a son, State Rights Bass?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I've been reading about the Civil War Battle of Franklin including Confederate General States Rights Gist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 06:04 PM (L/fGl)

94 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2025 05:58 PM (QnmlO)
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Unless it's an AI model, the woman obviously knows people will be looking at her boobs, and indeed is happy about this if it will sell something more powerful than Viagra and she gets her money for being a spokesma'am,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 06:04 PM (2GCMq)

95 I’ll never forget the time Kimmel cut to commercial when Biden had a senile meltdown on live television.

On a more serious note, nothing will happen until these rioters are sprayed indiscriminately with live ammo.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 11, 2025 06:04 PM (YZedl)

96 "Trans people just want to be loved." And possibly kick the living shit out of the biological females we come across as we invade girls sports, chalking any injuries up to "heat of the moment competitiveness."

Posted by: front toward enemy at June 11, 2025 06:04 PM (TIizU)

97 Does anyone remember the Lefty who cheered on the riots a few years ago, and then they advanced to her block and she panicked?

---
They think "unintended consequences" is a "right-wing talking point".

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)

98 This only ends with water cannons.

I still prefer A-10s, but water cannons would be sufficient.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 06:05 PM (gto2l)

99 "Trans people just want to be loved."



You are a guy. Do you want another guy to suck your dick. That makes you just simply gay.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:05 PM (X9y8b)

100 >>MSNBC’s Mike Barnicle: The pictures you’re seeing out of LA "tell a story that's not really accurate."

Bold statement for a guy who lost his journalism career for making up stories and passing them off as real.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:06 PM (viF8m)

101 I hope the Seattle PD is going to arrest the CHOP murderers soon. It's only been 5 years. I bet they're as dedicated to resolving insurrection crime as the LAPD.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2025 06:06 PM (/U5Yz)

102 Freakin’ Commie!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 06:06 PM (fQXjo)

103 They think "unintended consequences" is a "right-wing talking point".
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)
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Those so-called "unintended consequences" are usually the warnings from the right they ignored.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

104 >>> 97 Does anyone remember the Lefty who cheered on the riots a few years ago, and then they advanced to her block and she panicked?

---
They think "unintended consequences" is a "right-wing talking point".
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)

Also, the woman in Austin who voted for all the bonds and such for Good Things like Schools and Educators and then whined that her taxes were *way* up, so bad she might have to move!!!

Posted by: never gets old at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (ULPxl)

105 Karen Large Mouth Bass
71 years old
Spouse: Jesus Lechuga

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

106 I still prefer A-10s, but water cannons would be sufficient.
Posted by: bob


With skunk scented indelible dye.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (X9y8b)

107 v

Technically but they don't actually want Mexico to own southern California. They know Mexico is a pile of corrupt crap run by narco terroists. They want control of Southern California while still in USA being rich and protected. They want it both ways but never for anyone to interfere with them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (e7kz6)

108 That Trump sumbitch wanted some new kicks!

Breaking911@Breaking911
LA MAYOR: The looting of the Nike store was "provoked by the White House."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (L/fGl)

109 What does mostly peaceful even mean?
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It means that the amount of people committing violence and destruction better not exceed 50%.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (krQz2)

110 BREAKING: Rep. LaMonica McIver's criminal case for impeding and interfering with federal law enforcement has just been assigned to a Biden judge, Jamel K. Semper - POLITICO

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (AOsQT)

111 Jimmy Kimmel is still on tv?




Why?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (fQXjo)

112 98 This only ends with water cannons.

I still prefer A-10s, but water cannons would be sufficient.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


I support this as long as the water cannons use a 50/50 mix of sulfuric acid.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (/U5Yz)

113 You are a guy. Do you want another guy to suck your dick. That makes you just simply gay.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:05 PM

Transphobic hater just because you won't let a guy suck your dick. What about HIS feelings? /

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 11, 2025 06:08 PM (IifOV)

114 "Trans people just want to be loved."

You are a guy. Do you want another guy to suck your dick. That makes you just simply gay.
Posted by: rickb223
.....

Love is love.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2025 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

115 It looks like someone is trying to protect her phoney-baloney job.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2025 06:08 PM (cYBz/)

116 Ukraine is literally in a fight to the death with a much larger, much more powerful and much more determined foe.

Yet, our politicians and celebrities all felt it safe enough to take vacations and junkets to Kiev.

Proving that there is no war in Ukraine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2025 06:08 PM (1r1Cc)

117 >>> 115 It looks like someone is trying to protect her phoney-baloney job.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2025 06:08 PM (cYBz/)

Working on a promotion!

Posted by: Whitmer / Bass 2028 at June 11, 2025 06:09 PM (ULPxl)

118 >>MSNBC’s Mike Barnicle: The pictures you’re seeing out of LA "tell a story that's not really accurate."

You mean like the one you guys pushed that said black people are inordinately shot by police without cause? Like that story?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2025 06:09 PM (i24o9)

119 Didn't Kevin Bacon do this already in 'Animal House"?

"ALL IS WELL!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2025 06:09 PM (cYBz/)

120 They think "unintended consequences" is a "right-wing talking point".
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)
-----------------

Those so-called "unintended consequences" are usually the warnings from the right they ignored.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)
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Yup. It's a Message from Earth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:09 PM (krQz2)

121 Or like that whole muh Russia story?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2025 06:09 PM (i24o9)

122 I think The Simpson's is still on TV.


This absolutely boggles my mind.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:09 PM (0HaGk)

123 Does Tater work directly for CNN or is he some sort of svengooli?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2025 06:09 PM (0tGzX)

124
Does the media think the "don't believe your lying eyes" will work again?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 11, 2025 06:09 PM (IifOV)

125 57m
🚨 DOGE BREAKING: The US House has just approved the first round of DOGE cuts — slashing $9.3 billion for USAID, NPR, and PBS.

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:10 PM (AOsQT)

126 The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. - George Orwell.
Spot on

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 06:10 PM (2UZZJ)

127 124
Does the media think the "don't believe your lying eyes" will work again?
Posted by: Frank Barone a


It's working on some of these boomer midwits.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2025 06:10 PM (/U5Yz)

128 @122

>> This absolutely boggles my mind.

That show hasn’t been funny or relevant in over 25 years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2025 06:11 PM (0tGzX)

129 No one watches Kimmel so meh...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 06:11 PM (VE6XX)

130
Governor Walz's wife can't wait to smell the burning tires and businesses burning to the ground.

"Smells like Justice!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 11, 2025 06:11 PM (IifOV)

131 "That show hasn’t been funny or relevant in over 25 years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender"

Dude I love Futurama.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:12 PM (0HaGk)

132 I figured it out. Karen Bass looks like that Vogon in Hitchhiker's Guide. Has she read any poetry lately?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hipster Rush Fan at June 11, 2025 06:12 PM (0aYVJ)

133 I hope the Seattle PD is going to arrest the CHOP murderers soon. It's only been 5 years. I bet they're as dedicated to resolving insurrection crime as the LAPD.

I doubt a single person who was raped in the Occupy camps has ever seen justice, or probably even sought it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:12 PM (e7kz6)

134 Kimmel asserted that it's not only Los Angelenos' right to protest the deportations, but it's their "responsibility."
——-

So this soft doughy slob is gonna get off his soft doughy ass and hit the streets to rub shoulders with the violent vermin out there now. Right?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 11, 2025 06:12 PM (dIna8)

135 I still prefer A-10s, but water cannons would be sufficient.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

With blue, indelible dye. Easier to identify and arrest Smurfs.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 11, 2025 06:12 PM (JhYv0)

136 With skunk scented indelible dye.
Posted by: rickb223


Dye would stain the streets. And it only has value if they use it to catch them, but I think it would cause liability issues.

My preference is plain water for 10 minutes, and then water with capsaicin mixed in if they do not respond.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 06:13 PM (gto2l)

137 Breaking911@Breaking911
LA MAYOR: The looting of the Nike store was "provoked by the White House."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 06:07 PM (L/fGl)

Lying POS

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 06:13 PM (VE6XX)

138 Teach a man to pick lettuce, he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to plant lettuce, he feeds a village forever.
- Jesus Lechuga circa 1960, The Fields of Fresno

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2025 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

139 I stopped watching the Simpsons around Season 11.

All the good writers went to Futurama.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hipster Rush Fan at June 11, 2025 06:14 PM (0aYVJ)

140 Just saw this feelgood story on X:
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Polish MEP Grzegorz Braun tore down an LGBTQ-themed exhibit inside the Polish Parliament.
---

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:14 PM (krQz2)

141
I think any protestor with a kufiya should be beat especially hard. They deserve no mercy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 11, 2025 06:14 PM (IifOV)

142 Jimmy Kimmel is still on tv?

Why?


What else are they gonna run at 1:30 in the morning weeknights?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:14 PM (e7kz6)

143 Rubber bullets hurt. Knock down the front line, advance to arrest them as you shoot the second line.

Posted by: MkY at June 11, 2025 06:14 PM (cPGH3)

144 Teach a man to pick lettuce, he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to plant lettuce, he feeds a village forever.
- Jesus Lechuga circa 1960, The Fields of Fresno
Posted by: wth at June 11, 2025 06:13 PM (v0R5T)
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But that's in the dirt, right?

Posted by: Alexandra Occasional Cortex at June 11, 2025 06:15 PM (krQz2)

145 The latest bullshit narrative the left is trying to push now after their MOSTLY PEACEFUL nonsense has failed is, 'DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GOING TO COST, ITS 150 MILLION DOLLARS A DAY'.

As if they care how much we spend on anything.

But it shows they're just grasping at straws at this point for anything that they can try to spin.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 11, 2025 06:15 PM (lCHt6)

146 It’s incredible that the left is going back to the lame refrain when street gangs were taking over apartment buildings in CO. ‘Oh it’s just a few apartment buidings. Not all of them.’ Now it’s ’just a few blocks in LA. Not the whole city.’

Can I hire a well-endowed gigolo to fuck their wives with just the tip? ‘Hey, it’s just the tip. Not the whole cock.’

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 11, 2025 06:15 PM (dIna8)

147 Sure, it's not coordinated.

https://tinyurl.com/mtfvse63

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (viF8m)

148 @Breaking911
·
3h
CHICAGO MAYOR: "This is what our country would look like had the Confederacy won." 🤡

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (AOsQT)

149 OSZ@OpenSourceZonep
Democratic Party Approval Rating

Approve: 21% (-49)
Disapprove: 70%

Quinnipiac | June 5-9 | 1,283 RV

-
Well, they're still in the double digits.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (L/fGl)

150 Teach a man to pick lettuce, he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to plant lettuce, he feeds a village forever.
- Jesus Lechuga circa 1960, The Fields of Fresno
Posted by: wth


Deport his ass and you never have to feed him again.
-Me

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (X9y8b)

151 Yeah its been decades since the Simpsons were good. But its still on TV for some reason, ridiculously so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (e7kz6)

152 Rubber bullets hurt. Knock down the front line, advance to arrest them as you shoot the second line.
Posted by: MkY

Also, anyone in black, especially with a backpack, gets the rubber bullet treatment.

Posted by: MkY at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (cPGH3)

153 >>> 146 It’s incredible that the left is going back to the lame refrain when street gangs were taking over apartment buildings in CO. ‘Oh it’s just a few apartment buidings. Not all of them.’ Now it’s ’just a few blocks in LA. Not the whole city.’

Can I hire a well-endowed gigolo to fuck their wives with just the tip? ‘Hey, it’s just the tip. Not the whole cock.’
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 11, 2025 06:15 PM (dIna

Just the tip? I demand FULL service for my wife, sir!!!

Posted by: David French at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (ULPxl)

154 Jimmy Kimmel is still on tv?

Why?


He's got a purty mouth.

Posted by: ABC Exec at June 11, 2025 06:17 PM (YtfPi)

155 CHICAGO MAYOR: "This is what our country would look like had the Confederacy won."

That's the dude in legal trouble because he openly stated he hired blacks and refused whites specifically due to race.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:17 PM (e7kz6)

156 147 Sure, it's not coordinated.

https://tinyurl.com/mtfvse63
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (viF8m)

We might as well change our flag to mexican..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 06:17 PM (VE6XX)

157 I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?

We had all this technology - night sticks, water cannons, etc.

The only reason I can think of for abandoning the old ways is because they worked. We are not a serious country until we bring back night sticks and water cannons and end this shit.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (gto2l)

158 CHICAGO MAYOR: "This is what our country would look like had the Confederacy won." 🤡
Posted by: Don Black



His stupid ass would still be a slave if the confederacy had won.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (X9y8b)

159 @EndWokeness
·
17s
BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (viF8m)

160 @Breaking911
·
3h
CHICAGO MAYOR: "This is what our country would look like had the Confederacy won." 🤡

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (AOsQT)

It would look like California? Good thing we dodged that bullet.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (i24o9)

161 @EndWokeness
·
17s
BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (viF8m)

lolgf

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (i24o9)

162 Hmm interesting news bit. Supposedly Sikhs are hunting down Muslim groomers in England. I call that a good thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (e7kz6)

163 17s
BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (viF8m)


LOL.. Live by diversity die by diversity

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (VE6XX)

164 No Crisis

But it seems they moved tanks into DC around the capitol? This was Monday night ... guess they have the rubber treads on so they don't tear up the pavement. Not sure what the deal is ... YT guy seems legit?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xg1F2gS6nrg

Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (vbXSk)

165 >>> 147 Sure, it's not coordinated.

https://tinyurl.com/mtfvse63
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:16 PM (viF8m)

Arrest and deport anyone raising them, burn every fcking one of the flags, and for that matter arrest the entire executive suite and board of directors for any company tolerating this on their sites.

"Out of an abundance of caution."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (ULPxl)

166 Hit the nail on the head with Jimmy Kimmel = Orwell's Parsons character.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (OkJ4T)

167 I'm guessing Tater likes to take the dirt road home. Or maybe he directs folks to his own personal dirt road.

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (kTd/k)

168 Parsons was Winston's fellow-employee at the Ministry of Truth. He was a fattish but active man of paralysing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms -- one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended.
-- George Orwell, 1984


he forgot to mention quite enthused when the choco ration goes up!

Posted by: parsons at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (v3pYe)

169 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (viF8m)
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I predict--without absolute certainty--that this could be the beginning of Hogg's red-pilling.

If he proves sentient, that is.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:20 PM (krQz2)

170 93 Doesn't Karen have a son, State Rights Bass?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I've been reading about the Civil War Battle of Franklin including Confederate General States Rights Gist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 06:04 PM (L/fGl)
I always get smoke in my eyes when I think of Patrick Cleburne, S.R. Gist, John Carter, John Adams, Hiran Granbury, and Otto Strahl. They were my countrymen.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2025 06:20 PM (LHPAg)

171 @151

>> Yeah its been decades since the Simpsons were good. But its still on TV for some reason, ridiculously so.

The Simpsons gets around half a million eyeballs per episode, the only reason it’s still on TV is for merchandising and licensing purposes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2025 06:21 PM (0tGzX)

172 CHICAGO MAYOR: "This is what our country would look like had the Confederacy won."
_________________

And your black ass would be picking cotton in some field.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

173 157 I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?
_____

Pool noodles?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 11, 2025 06:21 PM (OkJ4T)

174 >>> 164 No Crisis

But it seems they moved tanks into DC around the capitol? This was Monday night ... guess they have the rubber treads on so they don't tear up the pavement. Not sure what the deal is ... YT guy seems legit?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xg1F2gS6nrg
Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2025 06:19 PM (vbXSk)

For the Army's 250th birthday on Saturday, which happens also to be Flag Day and OrangeManBad's birthday, and one of many reasons for the screeching temper tantrums.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:21 PM (ULPxl)

175 You notice the left stopped talking about the thought police about the time they took control of culture? Then they started talking about Political Correctness and DEI and microaggressions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:21 PM (e7kz6)

176
"Since Saturday, we have seen a concerning hawt escalation in unlawful and dangerous behavior. wanton display of magnificent boobage."


FIFnews I'd really like to see, instead of more Progtard lame-assery.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 11, 2025 06:22 PM (iJfKG)

177 David Hogg meet DEI, DEI meet David Hogg

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 06:22 PM (2UZZJ)

178 Yet, the media parrots the lies and a significant portion of the public buys it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2025 06:22 PM (Q4IgG)

179 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (viF8m)
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I predict--without absolute certainty--that this could be the beginning of Hogg's red-pilling.

If he proves sentient, that is.
Posted by: Axeman


Do not want him. Would never trust him.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:22 PM (X9y8b)

180 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (viF8m)
_______________

Racial quotas? Aren't those illegal?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

181 157 I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?

out: night sticks
in: strap ons

Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2025 06:22 PM (v3pYe)

182 147 Sure, it's not coordinated.

https://tinyurl.com/mtfvse63
Posted by: JackStraw

Arrest and deport anyone raising them, burn every fcking one of the flags, and for that matter arrest the entire executive suite and board of directors for any company tolerating this on their sites.

"Out of an abundance of caution."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yank the building permits for a few months.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 11, 2025 06:23 PM (YtfPi)

183 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw

They exceeded their ignorant asshole quota?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 06:23 PM (L/fGl)

184 Jimmy Kimmel has got to be one of the chubbiest losers in television. Who watches his juvenile angsting besides his immediate family?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2025 06:23 PM (xIkyh)

185 Hopefully by now Hogg has fleeced and hocked the DNC coffers to some Nigerian princess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:23 PM (C4l7t)

186 CHICAGO MAYOR: "This is what our country would look like had the Confederacy won."
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And we all know how much the Confederacy was about deporting non-citizens.

At least keeping the slaves, they had somebody to wipe their asses.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:23 PM (krQz2)

187 The idiot Mayor of Chicago wouldn't last too long as a slave. Too stupid to do anything correctly
He'd be fed to hounds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 06:24 PM (2UZZJ)

188 I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?


It all depends on how hard and how flexible those sticks are. It could wind up like a horse crab. And that I will be staying worse than a solid stick.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:24 PM (X9y8b)

189 Ad Picture: Hey, my tits are down here!

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:24 PM (krQz2)

190 180 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM (viF8m)
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Racial quotas? Aren't those illegal?


not racial, diversity quotas. what are you, some sort of world-class h8er?

Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2025 06:24 PM (v3pYe)

191 185 Hopefully by now Hogg has fleeced and hocked the DNC coffers to some Nigerian princess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:23 PM (C4l7t)

Actually no one.. They are watching Gutfeld and he has the truth about the "mostly" peaceful riots...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 06:24 PM (VE6XX)

192 CHICAGO MAYOR: "This is what our country would look like had the Confederacy won."
_______________

Bonus question: what would the crime rate be if that were the case?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

193 The idiot Mayor of Chicago wouldn't last too long as a slave. Too stupid to do anything correctly
He'd be fed to hounds
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Dogs have to eat also

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:25 PM (X9y8b)

194 Stephen Colbert is desperate to be in the cringe olympics, telling Cynthia Erivo, "...First woman to play Jesus in a major production, long overdue, I’ve said for years, I'd love to see a woman in that part."

The 5 foot tall ugly woman is playing Jesus Christ in a stage play of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:25 PM (e7kz6)

195 not racial, diversity quotas. what are you, some sort of world-class h8er?

Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2025 06:24 PM (v3pYe)
__________________

Of course I am! I'm here, aren't I?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

196 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw

They exceeded their ignorant asshole quota?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not

Testosterone...even David Hogg had too much for them.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 11, 2025 06:26 PM (YtfPi)

197 RIP Gul Darhe'el
memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Harris_Yulin

Posted by: gKWVE came home covered in blood at June 11, 2025 06:26 PM (gKWVE)

198 "For the Army's 250th birthday on Saturday, which happens also to be Flag Day and OrangeManBad's birthday, and one of many reasons for the screeching temper tantrums." Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Ahh, OK, thx.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2025 06:27 PM (vbXSk)

199 It's not a riot in the sense that I want to see Los Angeles burn to a crisp. So, you have to take into account "desired outcome" and "just desserts."

"Riot" has such a negative connotation. I'd prefer they call what's going on in Los Angeles "performance art." Performance art is interesting only in the fact that the first few minutes in figuring out what the hell the lunatic is up to. And, "performance art" can be anything from some nitwit pissing on an electric fence to a tiny annoying yapping dog being tied to about 50 helium balloons and floating off towards Nevada.

It's not a riot if you are looking forward to enjoying the hypocritical pain of the contestants.

Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2025 06:27 PM (dIske)

200 The Senate President of Mexico suggested RE-TAKING American territory based on a map of Mexico from 1830.

"I said, 'yes, we'll build the wall, yes, we'll pay for it, but we'll do it according to the map of Mexico from 1830!'"

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:27 PM (AOsQT)

201 Stephen Colbert is desperate to be in the cringe olympics, telling Cynthia Erivo, "...First woman to play Jesus in a major production, long overdue, I’ve said for years, I'd love to see a woman in that part."

The 5 foot tall ugly woman is playing Jesus Christ in a stage play of Jesus Christ Superstar.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:25 PM (e7kz6)
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I'd ask if she's part of the LGBTQ+ brigade, but I think that's a given at this point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2025 06:27 PM (GlyvH)

202 The era of the deep fake AI is here and we are not ready for it.

The only question is what emerges out of it.

Posted by: Dead Internet Theory at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (PHCn/)

203 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw

I'd wager Hogg thought skinny fagboi counted for something.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (cYBz/)

204 Testosterone...even David Hogg had too much for them.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 11, 2025 06:26 PM (YtfPi)
_______________

Wasn't the chairman of the DNC the guy who was blubbing publicly?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

205 I'd ask if she's part of the LGBTQ+ brigade, but I think that's a given at this point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2025 06:27 PM (GlyvH)


She is

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (VE6XX)

206 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw

Would an all-black tranny female lesbian leadership team meet the DNC diversity quotas? Ha, I denounce myself for asking such a stupid question!

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (aBgBM)

207 Stephen Colbert is desperate to be in the cringe olympics, telling Cynthia Erivo, "...First woman to play Jesus in a major production, long overdue, I’ve said for years, I'd love to see a woman in that part."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:25 PM (e7kz6)
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Just your typical Catholic, thinking a chick should play Jesus, 'cause feels.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (krQz2)

208 Testosterone...even David Hogg had too much for them.

LOL ok that made me almost spit out my selzer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (e7kz6)

209 >>> 200 The Senate President of Mexico suggested RE-TAKING American territory based on a map of Mexico from 1830.

"I said, 'yes, we'll build the wall, yes, we'll pay for it, but we'll do it according to the map of Mexico from 1830!'"
Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:27 PM (AOsQT)

The cartels are *really* mad about whoever got arrested in L.A.?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (ULPxl)

210 RIP Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:29 PM (AOsQT)

211
He showed video from just outside his studio -- one of the most policed areas in LA -- to prove that there weren't riots anywhere in LA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 05:50 PM (YDQ9Q)



I once read about how a lot of mid-level Hollywood assholes got a serious wake-up call during the Rodney King riots back in '92. There was an awards show going on and the rioters broke through and got into the street outside. It was bad enough that the theater management locked them inside and wouldn't let them leave in fear of having celebrities getting their skulls caved in on live TV with the theater in the background of the shot.

Several of those Hollywood types went from anti-gun, to full-on Ted Nugent mode.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2025 06:29 PM (y9nCu)

212 https://tinyurl.com/mr3nfe2n

Goes to X.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 11, 2025 06:29 PM (YtfPi)

213 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CHICAGO MAYOR HASN’T YET FIGURED OUT THAT THE ACTIVISTS DONT GIVE A SH$T ABOUT BLACKS ANYMORE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 11, 2025 06:29 PM (UZ1co)

214 Would an all-black tranny female lesbian leadership team meet the DNC diversity quotas? Ha, I denounce myself for asking such a stupid question!

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (aBgBM)
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Only if neuro-divergent as well.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:29 PM (krQz2)

215 >>> 202 The era of the deep fake AI is here and we are not ready for it.

The only question is what emerges out of it.
Posted by: Dead Internet Theory at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (PHCn/)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Butlerian Jihad at June 11, 2025 06:30 PM (ULPxl)

216 I saw Schroedinger's Crisis open for the Stray Cats at The Half Moon in '80.

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 06:30 PM (6W1Wi)

217 MSNBC’s Mike Barnicle: The pictures you’re seeing out of LA "tell a story that's not really accurate."

Because they're not showing the massive amounts of preparation and coordination that the D's put into it.
Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2025 05:59 PM (g8z90)

Like most revolts it failed in the first hours. Trump didn't panic in either direction, blamed the guilty and now the information is starting to get out about the bad actors. The state government is starting to trim and play both sides. Likely the national riots will fizzle without communist remote control.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:30 PM (8avO+)

218 Begun, it has.

Posted by: Yoda As the It Begins Guy at June 11, 2025 06:31 PM (krQz2)

219 173 157 I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?
_____

Pool noodles?


pot noodles > pool noodles

Posted by: david lister at June 11, 2025 06:31 PM (v3pYe)

220
WSJ report: President Trump will in the coming hours declare nuclear talks with the regime in Iran over. He will also declare the mullahs non-compliant.

https://tinyurl.com/y2ezszvw

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM (paSBy)

221 Just your typical Catholic, thinking a chick should play Jesus, 'cause feels.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:28 PM (krQz2)

They need to watch out or we sick the nuns on them, rulers and all.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+)

222 >@EndWokeness
·
10m
Replying to
@EndWokeness
Malcolm Kenyatta's win as vice chair is also annulled over "gender diversity"

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now, this guy is a Negro, so there's no telling what kind of being the DNC is looking for

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM (AOsQT)

223 Comparisons to Confederates is amusing, given that the protests are about KEEPING an illegal alien slave class in America.

Dude, it’s not Republicans telling us we need illegals to stay so they can wipe our azzes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM (UZ1co)

224 ACE should set up a hall of fame for best band names that come up in discussion here. Schrodinger's Crisis has to be up there in the top 10.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM (e7kz6)

225 RIP, Brian Williams.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM (i24o9)

226 Why did Hogg's election violate the quota? Was his DNC position alone allocated to a minority? I mean, why didn't someone elected to another post have to give up their position?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2025 06:33 PM (ITkJX)

227 173 157 I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?
_____

Pool noodles?

dog food > pot noodles > pool noodles
Posted by: david lister at June 11, 2025 06:31 PM (v3pYe)
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FIFY

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2025 06:33 PM (GlyvH)

228 220
WSJ report: President Trump will in the coming hours declare nuclear talks with the regime in Iran over. He will also declare the mullahs non-compliant.


Somethings gonna go BOOM...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 06:33 PM (VE6XX)

229 I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?
---
They need something more powerful than Viagra.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:33 PM (krQz2)

230 The Senate President of Mexico suggested RE-TAKING American territory based on a map of Mexico from 1830.

But that would give you less of a U.S. to steal from.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2025 06:33 PM (STfYR)

231 They need to watch out or we sick the nuns on them, rulers and all.

"a spanking! A spanking! And then..."
--The nuns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:33 PM (e7kz6)

232 157 I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?

Happens to the best of us sometimes

Posted by: Bob Dole at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (gKWVE)

233 Querulous Asshole... that's .. random..?

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (PCK5/)

234 MSNBC�s Mike Barnicle: The pictures you�re seeing out of LA "tell a story that's not really accurate."

Unpossible! Has MSNBC fired him for saying mainstream media will tell a story that may not be totally accurate? Has the Thumb and Jake Fapper and F. Chuck Todd denounced him yet? Has his Press Club bar tab privilege been revoked? If not, why not?!

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (aBgBM)

235 Real: Ace’s absolute roasting of Jimmy Kimmel
Not real: the term Los Angelinos

Posted by: H at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (2gjbv)

236 The Senate President of Mexico suggested RE-TAKING American territory based on a map of Mexico from 1830.

"I said, 'yes, we'll build the wall, yes, we'll pay for it, but we'll do it according to the map of Mexico from 1830!'"
Posted by: Don Black


1. You lost a war and were paid for it.
2. We still remember the Alamo and how they killed everyone. You really want to play, vato?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (X9y8b)

237 The idea that David Hogg was kicked off the DNC for being too masculine is about the funniest thing I have heard in a long, long time!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (uWKK8)

238 By the way on Twixxer, ACE posted that 1984 quote in response to Brian Stelter, its classic cruelty that VDH admires

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (e7kz6)

239 237 The idea that David Hogg was kicked off the DNC for being too masculine is about the funniest thing I have heard in a long, long time!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (uWKK

Mostly because he was too white...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 06:35 PM (VE6XX)

240 >>> 223 Comparisons to Confederates is amusing, given that the protests are about KEEPING an illegal alien slave class in America.

Dude, it’s not Republicans telling us we need illegals to stay so they can wipe our azzes.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM (UZ1co)

Wasn't the Chicago Mayor one who had several black voters show up at a town hall to ream his ass (verbally ) over how the city has been sucking up to and spending shitloads of cash on illegals? Probably trying to regain some street cred but somehow I doubt it will work.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:35 PM (ULPxl)

241 The Senate President of Mexico suggested RE-TAKING American territory based on a map of Mexico from 1830.

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That's an Act of War.

Nuke Mexico City to The Stone Age ... circa a century ago in their case.

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 06:35 PM (K2ZXV)

242 Why did Hogg's election violate the quota? Was his DNC position alone allocated to a minority? I mean, why didn't someone elected to another post have to give up their position?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2025 06:33 PM (ITkJX)

Hogg stole their email and mailing lists and merged them with his own personal fundraising efforts in the first days there. They still didn't have the guts to dump him.

They may have let a snake get into their henhouse of a Deputy Directorship.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+)

243 RIP, Brian Williams.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM


He will be missed.

Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 06:36 PM (jc0TO)

244 Probably trying to regain some street cred but somehow I doubt it will work.

Comparing suppressing a riot of hispanics to the slave era probably isn't going to earn him any cred from the brothas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:36 PM (e7kz6)

245 230 The Senate President of Mexico suggested RE-TAKING American territory based on a map of Mexico from 1830.

But that would give you less of a U.S. to steal from.
Posted by: t-bird

----------

I recently saw a text of a speech by retiring China PLA big wig saying that the plan is to genocide America as China has a prior claim to the land because yellow people got to the new world first. He was very blunt in saying they need to kill us all.

Interesting times.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 06:37 PM (gto2l)

246 Thus ends David Hogg's rice bowl era.

We'll never hear his name again.

Off to the podcasts for you, Dave.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:37 PM (0HaGk)

247 pot noodles > pool noodles
Posted by: david lister at June 11, 2025 06:31 PM (v3pYe)

It's a tasty delicious little snack! Ummmm! Let's try some, shall we?

Posted by: Alexei Sayle at June 11, 2025 06:37 PM (8hxDK)

248 I looked up querulous to make sure it meant what I thought it meant... yeah, half of us.. the asshole part, well..

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2025 06:38 PM (PCK5/)

249 Real: Ace’s absolute roasting of Jimmy Kimmel
Not real: the term Los Angelinos
Posted by: H at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (2gjbv)

I've heard Angelinos a few times. But mostly people here don't think of LA as a city in the Brooklyn/Manhattan sense.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:38 PM (8avO+)

250 >>WSJ report: President Trump will in the coming hours declare nuclear talks with the regime in Iran over. He will also declare the mullahs non-compliant.

Reports have been coming out about diplomats, families and other non-essential military being removed from the region.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:38 PM (viF8m)

251 46 Wait. Won't this affect people's "right to assemble"? (The HagSpiew)

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 05:47 PM (krQz2)
_______________

The inmates of The Spew regularly exercise their right to Dissemble.


no dissemble!

Posted by: johnny 5 at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (v3pYe)

252 Hogg stole their email and mailing lists and merged them with his own personal fundraising efforts in the first days there. They still didn't have the guts to dump him.

Posted by: Oldcat
______

But that's not the official reason for canning him, right? I just don't get how the quota reason applies only to his position.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (ITkJX)

253 You forgot one more possibility: this is the good kind of crisis, which presents an opportunity. /s

Posted by: PG at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (UF1oG)

254 The Senate President of Mexico suggested RE-TAKING American territory based on a map of Mexico from 1830.

"I said, 'yes, we'll build the wall, yes, we'll pay for it, but we'll do it according to the map of Mexico from 1830!'"
Posted by: Don Black

Does the BBB say 3.5% tax on remittances to Mexico? How'd that decimal get in there?

Posted by: POTUS47 at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (YtfPi)

255 179 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM

David Hogg to identify as a black lesbian in 3...2....1...

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (IifOV)

256 Hair status?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (W2Pud)

257 Thus ends David Hogg's rice bowl era.

We'll never hear his name again.

Off to the podcasts for you, Dave.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:37 PM (0HaGk)

I've heard his death knell rung a few times now, but he's still there

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

258 Here's more "exuberance," as Nancy Pelosi terms it.

---------------

OUT: Sparks of DIVINITY!
IN: Sparks of EXUBERANCE!

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (K2ZXV)

259 > RIP, Brian Williams.

---

Brian Williams is alive and well.
Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys has ceased to be.

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (AOsQT)

260 The idea that David Hogg was kicked off the DNC for being too masculine is about the funniest thing I have heard in a long, long time!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2025 06:34 PM (uWKK

Mostly because he was too white...
Posted by: It's me donna


They dumped a black guy too.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (X9y8b)

261 It would be interesting to watch the reaction if someone like Kimmel got injured in a non riot. The search for a new narrative would be funny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (2UZZJ)

262 What do you think is the real story behind Hogg's ouster? He refused to bend the knee to Pelosi and Schumer? He thought he could snap his fingers and everyone would dance? He started molesting interns other Democrats had called dibs on? He started treating DNC funds like his own personal line of credit?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (lIio7)

263 Does the BBB say 3.5% tax on remittances to Mexico? How'd that decimal get in there?

In response to that crack by the Mexican cartel puppet Presidente, a senator called for it to be raised to 15%.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (e7kz6)

264 Annulling a victory cause reasons... that has potential..

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (PCK5/)

265 Why did Hogg's election violate the quota? Was his DNC position alone allocated to a minority? I mean, why didn't someone elected to another post have to give up their position?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2025 06:33 PM (ITkJX)
________________

Why didn't they realize this when they were holding the election?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

266 Ah..

Brian Williams is off pining for the fjords and the realm of cooler heads prevailing.

Alas.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (0HaGk)

267 If the incarcerated Huerta has boobs and claimed to be a polyamourous dragon, Huerta would be a shoo in at the DNC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:41 PM (C4l7t)

268 Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (lIio7)
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He believed the retards telling him he was smart and special.

Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2025 06:41 PM (U5d8P)

269 It's Schroedinger's Crisis. There's only a crisis when and to the extent a Democrat allows there to be one.

And like Schroedinger's Cat, the solution should be to observe it.

But when you look in Karen Bass's head, it's empty!

Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (DgGvY)

270
I saw some video of mounted police with long sticks, but if you look close the sticks were floppy and not hard. WTF?


It all depends on how hard and how flexible those sticks are. It could wind up like a horse crab. And that I will be staying worse than a solid stick.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:24 PM (X9y8b)



The South African police used to use something like that before they turned the country over to the ANC. About 4 ft long, made of hard rubber, I seem to remember that it was called a sanjok, but don't quote me on that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (y9nCu)

271 Well, all the media called this one guy in LA, and he doesn't see any riots out his window.

If they later find there were riots in LA, they are going to be very pissed at this poor excuse of a source.

But until then, it's not like they have much else to go on.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)

272 I don't have time to follow the mostly peaceful Trump-caused riots. I mean, if they're riots. Which, mostly peaceful. But his fault in case....

I have a Juneteenth celebration to plan.

Posted by: jsg at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (iGK7y)

273 Killer Bees!

Murder Hornets!!

STINGING ASIAN NEEDLE ANTS!!!

https://instapundit.com/725208/
[link to Yahoo]

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (ULPxl)

274 WSJ report: President Trump will in the coming hours declare nuclear talks with the regime in Iran over. He will also declare the mullahs non-compliant.

https://tinyurl.com/y2ezszvw
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 06:32 PM (paSBy)
________________________________

I'm going to make a guess about that. China is in pretty deep with Iran concerning the nuclear program. I'm willing to bet that their involvement in that regard was part of the economic mediation between the US and China. The same is likely a peripheral issue at the Russia/Ukraine bargaining table.

Trump pulled out of the Iranian negotiations because now he's going to tank Iran's economy (which is currently sitting at over 35% inflation with the chance to got up near 50% in the not too distant future).

Get ready. The next Iranian revolution is in play.

Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (dIske)

275 > Hogg stole their email and mailing lists and merged them with his own personal fundraising efforts in the first days there.

Oh, I forgot about that. You don't screw with a politician's fundraising list. I doubt that was the only straw, though.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (lIio7)

276 Long floppy sticks.. they have drugs for that..

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (PCK5/)

277 Baghdad Bob moved to LA and that is who the media is calling to ask about the riots?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (C4l7t)

278 My guess is that Camera "triangle head" Hogg was not heeding the demands of the small strident special interest groups like the black transexual midgets brigade or the asian furry homosexual cabal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (e7kz6)

279 Hogg meant there were too many twinks on the he DNC board. Vegan fairies , butch lesbians and several other siblings groups are pushing for representation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 06:43 PM (2UZZJ)

280 "I've heard his death knell rung a few times now, but he's still there
Posted by: Oldcat"


When the tribe turns on you...your rice bowl is kaput.

Which is disconcerting. And I'm here for it.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:43 PM (0HaGk)

281 OT but from all the things I've read about the P Diddy trial the prosecution has proved that Diddy is a perverted low life that abused his girlfriends and staff but I haven't seen any thing that has to do with sex trafficking as I define it. Hiring male escorts to bang your girlfriends ain't part of that definition.

Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2025 06:43 PM (VofaG)

282 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM

I foresee a major lawsuit coming from Look At Me Hogg to force the DNC to revoke the vote because it's discriminatory. The lawyers will win, and the meme-makers will have a field day.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (S/Y4j)

283 256 Hair status?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (W2Pud)

Mostly fabulous, but some of it is on fire.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (a4NoL)

284 Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys has ceased to be.
Posted by: Don Black

He's kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the choir invisible!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (cYBz/)

285 The South African police used to use something like that before they turned the country over to the ANC. About 4 ft long, made of hard rubber, I seem to remember that it was called a sanjok, but don't quote me on that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Yes. Something like that.Slambjok? Cold Steel sales one. I just can't remember how it is spelled.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (X9y8b)

286 Get ready. The next Iranian revolution is in play.

And this time, the USA will not abandon or ignore the rebels like we did under Obama I think it was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (e7kz6)

287 My guess is that Camera "triangle head" Hogg was not heeding the demands of the small strident special interest groups like the black transexual midgets brigade or the asian furry homosexual cabal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (e7kz6)

Hogg wanted to primary the old farts in the party. Not sure if that was a cause or an effect of the effort to purge him.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+)

288 I am so not worried about AI taking over. Siri has misspelled at least one word on every voice to text message.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (X9y8b)

289 Hiring male escorts to bang your girlfriends ain't part of that definition.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2025 06:43 PM (VofaG)

Well, there is that assault and battery stuff, on tape.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:45 PM (a4NoL)

290 Nood. Pinko commie media.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2025 06:45 PM (CA3k/)

291 What do you think is the real story behind Hogg's ouster? He refused to bend the knee to Pelosi and Schumer? He thought he could snap his fingers and everyone would dance? He started molesting interns other Democrats had called dibs on? He started treating DNC funds like his own personal line of credit?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 06:40 PM (lIio7)
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Last I heard he was pissing people off talking a lot about how the Dems could start attracting younger men back to the party.

It just triggered their conditioned response to concern about hetero males and males in general.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:45 PM (krQz2)

292 Funniest thing I heard about David Hogg this week is he has Grover arms.

Posted by: jsg at June 11, 2025 06:45 PM (iGK7y)

293 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:18 PM

David Hogg to identify as a black lesbian in 3...2....1...
Posted by: Frank Barone


What do you mean "identify as," honky?

Posted by: Daveesha Hogg, in blackface and falsies at June 11, 2025 06:45 PM (DgGvY)

294 Oh? Trump said they arrested people in LA who were transporting bricks to the riots.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:46 PM (viF8m)

295 I foresee a major lawsuit coming from Look At Me Hogg to force the DNC to revoke the vote because it's discriminatory. The lawyers will win, and the meme-makers will have a field day.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (S/Y4j)

Quotas are illegal, the Supremes even say so. Not sure if political parties are exempt.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:46 PM (8avO+)

296 Thus ends David Hogg's rice bowl era.

We'll never hear his name again.

Off to the podcasts for you, Dave.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:37 PM (0HaGk)

I've heard his death knell rung a few times now, but he's still there

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

-----------------

He can always make a fortune in the private sector and be a behind-the-scenes Player and Queen-Maker -- in addition to literal Butt-Boy -- starting his BiteMyPillow.com company.

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 06:46 PM (Qmi9L)

297 from all the things I've read about the P Diddy trial the prosecution has proved that Diddy is a perverted low life that abused his girlfriends and staff but I haven't seen any thing that has to do with sex trafficking as I define it.

I think the prosecution is trying REALLY hard to nail Diddy without going into the portion of his life that would drag down a lot of powerful and influential people int he process. Its a delicate balancing act, like prosecuting Ghislaine Maxwell for sex trafficking to nobody.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:46 PM (e7kz6)

298 >>> 294 Oh? Trump said they arrested people in LA who were transporting bricks to the riots.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:46 PM (viF8m)

Good.

That's one step. A few more would be even better.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (ULPxl)

299 Oh boy! David Hoggsbreath has been voted out of his Dem vice chairman spot 287-99
New pod cast incoming.. ha what a Dufus.
Yeah let's primary the icons of the party. Brilliant. I may have saw that move on a Real men of genius Bud commercial..

Posted by: Captain Fantasic at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (wxO3z)

300 Well, there is that assault and battery stuff, on tape.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:45 PM (a4NoL)

Those aren't the charges and some of those have already been resolved with settlements.

Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (VofaG)

301 > 196 BREAKING: DNC members vote 294 to 99 to annul vice chair victory of David Hogg, citing diversity quotas
Posted by: JackStraw

So Little Boy Blew is out? Awesome.

The grand jury just handed down an indictment for LaMonica McIver. She's looking at up to 17 years in a "more structured environment".

https://tinyurl.com/388t42xn


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (qpyNK)

302 The South African police used to use something like that before they turned the country over to the ANC. About 4 ft long, made of hard rubber, I seem to remember that it was called a sanjok, but don't quote me on that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (y9nCu)
--------
Sjambok. Rhino hide.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (6YdsJ)

303 Hogg is a counter-revolutionary.

The revolution is not kind to counter-revolutionaries.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (0HaGk)

304 nood rapid strikes

Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2025 06:48 PM (v3pYe)

305 I'm going to make a guess about that. China is in pretty deep with Iran concerning the nuclear program. I'm willing to bet that their involvement in that regard was part of the economic mediation between the US and China. The same is likely a peripheral issue at the Russia/Ukraine bargaining table.

Trump pulled out of the Iranian negotiations because now he's going to tank Iran's economy (which is currently sitting at over 35% inflation with the chance to got up near 50% in the not too distant future).

Get ready. The next Iranian revolution is in play.

Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2025 06:42 PM (dIske)


Democrats race each other to get in front of cameras to say they are in favor of a radical Muslim theocracy whose only known policy is Death to Israel and America, getting nukes because OrangeManBad, in 5, 4, 3...

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2025 06:49 PM (aBgBM)

306 David Hogg is gonna pedal his bike to LA and be traumatized by LEOs / National Guard on camera for another 15 min of fame

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 06:49 PM (Splbu)

307 I seem to remember that it was called a sanjok, but don't quote me on that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 06:49 PM (L/fGl)

308 > I am so not worried about AI taking over. Siri has misspelled at least one word on every voice to text message.

We don't have general AI yet, but the AI we do have is getting damn good damn fast. Tesla's self driving cars are wizardry. AI videos are getting harder and harder to spot. When I ask Grok programming questions, it's getting to the point where I can copy and paste with almost no edits. An AI just competed against international level drone racing pilots and beat them. Stockfish isn't exactly AI, but it regularly stomps the best chess players on the planet.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 06:50 PM (lIio7)

309 https://andmagazine.substack.com/
p/james-zumwalt-chinas-doomsday-plan

This is the text I mention above.
The retiring minister of defense lays out the plan to eliminate USA hegemony and USA people through genocide.

This is not new (although I can not vouch for the accuracy of the speech or translation.) China got extremely radical under Mao and then all those radical commies moved up and now run things. They claim all lands that are "yellow" (Taiwan, VN, Japan,....) and expect to rule it in time. They also plan to expand territory into other lands. It is just a matter of time.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 06:50 PM (gto2l)

310 NOOD

QUICK HITS

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:50 PM (ULPxl)

311 >What do you think is the real story behind Hogg's ouster?
----

he wanted to primary certain elderly Democrat politicians
bring in younger candidates

but the Old Ones put that down

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (AOsQT)

312 270, I think I've seen that; in Afrikaans it's "sjambok" (?)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (/Ghsb)

313 Back in the Reagan days, I remember a WaPo story about the wretched plight of some fed workers whose job had been to organize unions. Now they had nothing to do, though they still had jobs. The story clearly expected everyone to sympathize.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 11, 2025 07:11 PM (od0dV)

314 Step 1: The Bad thing isn't happening.

Step 2: The bad thing is happening but isn't a problem.

Then, either:

Step 3a: The bad thing is happening, and is a problem, but the REAL problem is Republicans noticing.

or

Step 3b: The bad thing is happening, but it isn't a problem, it's actually a good thing.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 08:23 PM (gDhA9)

315 Coming soon: the problem isn't the riots, it's Republicans discussing the riots.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 08:24 PM (gDhA9)

316 Coming soon: how riots are actually a good thing and spur growth and development in our communities.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 08:25 PM (gDhA9)

317 I remember when California and LA were run by Republicans, and we didn't have riots. Or lots of houses burning down.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 08:25 PM (gDhA9)

318 What would it actually take to tank Iran's economy? A stiff breeze?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 08:29 PM (gDhA9)

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