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It wasn't just the UK Guardian -- most of the Democrat-Media Party "news" organizations lied about inflation going up, despite the fact that the 0.1% increase is, effectively, no inflation at all. Remember, the Fed aims for a 2% yearly rate.

not just The Guardian is lying. Some headlines from the msm today

ABC "News": Inflation ticket Higher In May Amis Trump Tarriffs

USA Today: CPI Report reveals inflation crept higher

CBS: Inflation edged higher in May

Oddly yahoo and nbc have the most fair headline

Yahoo: inflation pressures ease on a monthly basis

NBC: May inflation shows prices held steady

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Fire them all:

When the Trump administration swept into the Department of Justice on Jan. 20, it moved swiftly to purge, demote, transfer and otherwise sideline career lawyers not perceived to be team players or sufficiently committed to the MAGA legal agenda.

Amid the upheaval and exodus of longtime federal prosecutors, one quiet 10th floor office in a remote outpost of the Justice Department has come to symbolize the withering impact of changes at the agency. Those who work there call it "the rubber room."

Inside, nearly a dozen of the government's most seasoned civil rights, environmental and national security lawyers have been reconstituted as members of a newly created group called the Sanctuary Cities task force.

At first glance, the job seemed promising -- a legal strike team that would sue municipalities the administration claimed were facilitating the violation of immigration laws, a task force undertaking a top priority for the new Justice Department leadership.

But the more these attorneys looked into it, the more they concluded the task force was a sham, a Potemkin operation that seemed more aimed at stashing away career lawyers than putting them to work on a legitimate legal project, according to interviews with six people knowledgeable about the task force, all of whom painted a similar picture.

Lawyers there have been assigned menial research tasks and left with hours of idle time -- an effort they view as intended to coerce them into resigning, those with knowledge of the task force said.

"This is a hard thing to talk about," said Tom Mariani, an environmental litigator who resigned rather than accept reassignment to the rubber room. "I can't tell you how much personal distress I feel over how these folks were treated."

The term rubber room is an allusion to now-infamous "reassignment centers" where New York City officials transferred public school teachers and administrators who some considered burned out or incompetent, but who could not be fired because of union rules. But in this case, those being transferred have been elite veteran attorneys from the Civil Rights Division, the National Security Division and the Environment and Natural Resources Division whose performance had not previously been questioned.

LOL. These people all worked on left-wing politicized lawsuits and prosecutions.

They have been previously questioned, of course. It's just that the left supports the use of the DOJ as a tool of partisan warfare.


...

None would comment for this story, fearing retaliation from the administration. But public interest lawyers and government watchdogs say their experience stands apart as an example of how callously civil servants who have dedicated their professional lives to public service have been treated.

They're fucking hacks who took a job because the hours are good, the pay is good, and it's almost impossible to get fired. Stop pretending that they're sacrificing to take law jobs that do not require constant overtime work on the weekends the way lawyers in private firms have to do.


The emails began arriving in the third week of January from then-Acting Attorney General James McHenry, landing in the inboxes of some of the Justice Department's most senior career attorneys, notifying them that they were being transferred to the newly created Sanctuary Cities Enforcement Working Group and had 15 days to decide whether to take the new assignment or resign.

...


Those who did accept the assignment arrived in the isolated offices during what some called a Department of Justice in turmoil, former senior prosecutors told CBS News.

...

The lawyers continued coming into 2Con each morning but had to find activities to occupy their time. Some completed jigsaw puzzles and streamed television shows like "The Last of Us" and "Succession." One lawyer, Deborah Harris, whose previous job had been head of the Environment and Natural Resources Division's crimes section, could be seen practicing Italian on Duolingo.

...

The rubber room is just the latest in a series of personnel moves that critics of the administration have tracked. Some have been demoted within their own units. Bruce Swartz, the highly respected head of the Office of International Affairs, was notified by email that he was being transferred to the office's training program, a job that fell several rungs below his position. He opted to resign.

Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter, with all other races excluded.

Toronto officials are taking applications until Friday for city council's new "Black-mandated" shelter, where everyone from employees to the homeless could be excluded on the basis of race.


City Hall has also decreed that experience in running a shelter is not a requirement for those submitting applications.

The city's shelter and support services division says the new shelter will help make Toronto's services "reflective of the diversity of the city," but offered no specifics as to where it would go or when it might open.

A city document says shelter services is developing "at least one Black-mandated shelter" by 2033. That document -- a set of guidelines for prospective applicants for the shelter contract -- says the intention is "to provide opportunities" for Black-mandated non-profits, "also referred to as B3," the document says.

It defines a B3 as "an organization that is led by a majority of paid staff and board members who self-identify as Black or are of African descent." A B3 must serve "Toronto's diverse Black communities," both in practice and in an explicit mandate.

While an applicant must meet those requirements to be eligible, one thing that isn't required is experience in running a shelter.

Shelter services "welcomes applications" from B3s "with less than one year of experience operating a shelter," the document says, but such groups are "encouraged" to find a mentor.

The expectations are unclear, as the document at another point references B3s that haven't operated a shelter for a year "but do have experience in providing other services to Black individuals experiencing homelessness." Meanwhile, a slide deck from an April presentation says applicants without a year of experience "will be required" to find mentors, including for shelter operations and asset management.


The guidelines document is 22 pages long, and includes a four-page glossary of terms such as "anti-racism," "diaspora," "interpersonal racism" and "structural racism." The section on providing financial details, meanwhile, consists of two short paragraphs.

The document lists a number of operational requirements for the shelter, such as running 24/7 all year long and committing to audits by City Hall. Some of the requirements appear specific to this shelter, such as stipulated "safe spaces for Black clients and staff," "culturally appropriate food and nutrition" and Black-specific toiletries and hygiene products as laid out in the city's confronting anti-Black racism, or CABR, directives.


In case you missed it: The Biden-controlled Secret Service made sure they destroyed the evidence in the White House cocaine case the moment after they issued their cover-up report.


Two years after the U.S. Secret Service discovered a bag of cocaine in the White House in July, 2023, documents showing orders for its destruction within 24 hours after the agency closed the case are raising new questions about the scrupulousness of the investigation.

A U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency document titled "Destruction" states that the bag of cocaine was sent to the Metropolitan Police Department for incineration. That document, obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request, doesn't display a date for the destruction. But other internal Secret Service records show that the cocaine was tested by the Secret Service, the D.C. Fire Department hazmat technicians, and the FBI before being sent back to the Secret Service for storage on July 12. Two days later, it was transferred to the D.C. police department for destruction. The Secret Service shut down the cocaine investigation 11 days after discovering it.

The destruction of narcotics evidence must comply with environmental and safety regulations, and the D.C. police department has an Environmental Protection Agency-approved incinerator that federal agencies often use to destroy narcotics that are not involved in active legal cases.

D.C. police officials referred all questions about the cocaine's apparent destruction to the FBI. There's no entry or date for the cocaine's actual destruction.

Early last week, FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino announced that he was re-opening the investigation into the cocaine found in the White House, as well as the leak of the Supreme Court's Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade and the discovery of a pipe bomb at the Democratic National Committee headquarters on Jan. 6, 2021.

Bongino reiterated his commitment to getting to the bottom of those cases in a Wednesday night interview with Fox News' Sean Hannity.

"Well, I get a kick out of it on social media," Bongino said. "People say, 'This case isn't a big deal. I don't care.' Well, I care. ... You don't care that a [potentially] hazardous substance made its way into the White House? We didn't know what it was, and we don't seem to have answers? Well, we're going to get them. I've got a great team on it."

I wonder if any DOJ lawyers who helped cover up the Biden cocaine scandal are in the rubber room.

Fox Nation has a special about the Trump McDonald's Shift.


Fox Nation is offering a rare glimpse into Donald Trump's pivotal McDonald's visit during the final weeks of his 2024 campaign with a multi-episode installment of "The Art of the Surge."

It all starts at a McDonald's drive-thru, where the then-GOP nominee traded a suit for an apron and got to work as a fry cook in Feasterville, Pennsylvania last October.

"I've always wanted to work at McDonald's, and I never did," he told workers inside the building.

The first episode of the series documents Trump's "first day" on the job from the very beginning, as he requested to work the french fry cooker and learned the process.

He walked through, step-by-step, dunking fries into hot oil, shaking the basket, pouring servings into the signature red McDonald's cartons and sprinkling salt over them.

It became an iconic moment on the campaign trail as the notorious New York City business magnate-turned-president performed a job many Americans have had at one point in their lives.

He even greeted customers wrapped around the building at the drive-thru window.

As one family took a Happy Meal from his hands he quipped with a smile, "It's going to be the best you've ever had. It had better be. I made it myself."

Customers passed on their messages of encouragement as the high-stakes faceoff with then-vice president and Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris was merely two weeks away, with both teams in a mad sprint to the finish line.

"Make America great again!" one driver said.

...

"I could do this all day. I wouldn't mind this job," he said.

Trump's efforts were viewed by many as a mockery of a claim his opponent had worked for the fast food chain while in college.

At one point, Trump even remarked, "I've now worked for 15 minutes. Fifteen more than Kamala."

The group that has shifted to Trump the hardest?

Immigrants!


Eric Swallowall is a tough guy now. He's going to beat up the bully Trump.


Don't worry about Eric Swallowall taking a loss on those glasses. They write it off.

Posted by: Ace at 06:42 PM




Comments

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1 Heh. Tl;Dr media are pinko commie scum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2025 06:44 PM (CA3k/)

2 Quiet in here. I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2025 06:46 PM (CA3k/)

3 What does the guy waving the Mexican flag have on his head?

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (kTd/k)

4 >>>>They're fucking hacks who took a job because the hours are good, the pay is good, and it's almost impossible to get fired. Stop pretending that they're sacrificing to take law jobs that do not require constant overtime work on the weekends.

I just want to say -- aint that the truth. Don't forget, they also get their student loans forgiven after 10 years for being "public servants."

I know a decent number of lawyers who went to work for government -- fine pay, great hours, amazing benefits, and minimal work required. They are not making *any* sacrifices working for government.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (uCjyK)

5 I thought Lawrence O'Donnell was dead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (dR6yv)

6 Whaa ? Top 10?

Posted by: Crouching Chigger at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (/urLM)

7 Maxine Waters needs to be put a rubber room.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:48 PM (C4l7t)

8 Eric looks like a lesbian in his chick glasses.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2025 06:48 PM (0nHVk)

9 We made it.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 11, 2025 06:49 PM (5yDGQ)

10 Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter, with all other races excluded.

So once they have Keith and his buddies Jamal and Ray-Ray what will they do with all the rest of the beds?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:49 PM (e7kz6)

11 And to quote Indigo Montoya, "this word elite, I do not think you understand its meaning."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:49 PM (C4l7t)

12 Willowed:

The grand jury just handed down indictments for LaMonica McIver. She's looking at up to 17 years in a "more structured environment" for assault on federal agents.

https://tinyurl.com/388t42xn

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2025 06:50 PM (qpyNK)

13 The Administration filed its response to Gavin Newsom's lawsuit over the National Guard a couple hours ago. Politico's got a copy up on its website.

Pretty good work, though it looks like in the rush DOJ filed a semi-final draft that was missing the tables of contents and authorities.

Posted by: Alex at June 11, 2025 06:50 PM (EcUen)

14 That guy standing shirtless on the car waving the Mexican flag is definitely "types" "deletes" territory for me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

15 But the more these attorneys looked into it, the more they concluded the task force was a sham, a Potemkin operation that seemed more aimed at stashing away career lawyers than putting them to work on a legitimate legal project

I suspect that this has happened a LOT in the bureaucracy, tucking people away in smart and important sounding areas, redefining jobs and keeping the same responsibilities, "firing" people by moving them to another position, etc. All they have to do is wait out 4 years and they might get everything back the way they want it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (e7kz6)

16 >>>The grand jury just handed down indictments for LaMonica McIver. She's looking at up to 17 years in a "more structured environment" for assault on federal agents.
https://tinyurl.com/388t42xn

awesome.

Posted by: Ace at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (KRtlO)

17 They were stuck there so they couldn't break the important stuff. If they managed to do any harm to sanctuary cities in the meantime, that is just a bonus.

Looks like most have failed that intelligence test too.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (8avO+)

18 Shouldn't the Sanctuary Cities task force be based at Thule?

Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

19 The media is a weird combination of rage-inducing and hilarious.

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (kTd/k)

20 Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter, with all other races excluded.


The Ed Buck Center.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (dR6yv)

21 La Raza - "Viva la revolution!"

La Raza - Commies dressed in taco shells.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (C4l7t)

22 >>> 10 Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter, with all other races excluded.

So once they have Keith and his buddies Jamal and Ray-Ray what will they do with all the rest of the beds?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:49 PM (e7kz6)

I'm curious how they will determine the correct pigmentation. Will they use a paper bag?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (ULPxl)

23 According to an email my urologist's group sent me, Peyronie's Disease affects between 1 and 11% of men.

That seems a rather imprecise range to me.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (mKLT7)

24 i corrected a mistake. I had accidentally posted the same video twice. If you saw the repeated videos, check out the post now -- Trump has gained 31 points with an unexpected demographic group.

Posted by: Ace at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

25 3 What does the guy waving the Mexican flag have on his head?
Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 06:47 PM (kTd/k)

A point

Posted by: jsg at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (iGK7y)

26 Hahahaha!!!

Hogg voted out as DNC vice chair because of diversity quotas.

It wasn't even close.

Posted by: TJM's phone at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (GBKbO)

27 8 Eric looks like a lesbian in his chick glasses.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2025 06:48 PM (0nHVk)

He's always been massively confused. Plus he farts on tv.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (a4NoL)

28 I suspect that this has happened a LOT in the bureaucracy, tucking people away in smart and important sounding areas, redefining jobs and keeping the same responsibilities, "firing" people by moving them to another position, etc. All they have to do is wait out 4 years and they might get everything back the way they want it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:51 PM (e7kz6)

We did that, not the Dems.

If someone manages to get back in its doubtful these Biden hacks will be wanted by either side.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)

29 Willowed AI comment:

> I am so not worried about AI taking over. Siri has misspelled at least one word on every voice to text message.

We don't have general AI yet, but the AI we do have is getting damn good damn fast. Tesla's self driving cars are wizardry. AI videos are getting harder and harder to spot. When I ask Grok programming questions, it's getting to the point where I can copy and paste with almost no edits. An AI just competed against international level drone racing pilots and beat them. Stockfish isn't exactly AI, but it regularly stomps the best chess players on the planet.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (lIio7)

30 By the way, shirtless guy on the car, which his physique and lack of gang tats screams "military" to me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

31 That seems a rather imprecise range to me.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2025 06:52 PM (mKLT7)

There are a lot of dicks out there. Not all of them have been inspected properly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (a4NoL)

32 I'm curious how they will determine the correct pigmentation. Will they use a paper bag?

just one drop of African blood is enough to qualify!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (e7kz6)

33 Trump's efforts were viewed by many as a mockery of a claim his opponent had worked for the fast food chain while in college.
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Yeah, the Democrats are new to all this crass mockery stuff.

Just ask couch-fucker Vance, who they made a lot of "weird" and "couch" jokes about.

That was a campaign, not just a campaign stop.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (krQz2)

34 We know why NY Times didn't feature that image. Question is, why aren't we featuring it more? I'd like to see Leavitt open press briefings with such images along with video receipts of Obama sternly calling for deportations.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (x2CMu)

35 >>>Hogg voted out as DNC vice chair because of diversity quotas.

awesome again!

Posted by: Ace at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (KRtlO)

36 14 That guy standing shirtless on the car waving the Mexican flag is definitely "types" "deletes" territory for me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

Majority here, I would guess.

Posted by: jsg at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (iGK7y)

37 Nuke Toronto. And keep right on nuking it until the crater expands and envelops Ottawa, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (lDGfC)

38 The 1st step was to put them in rubber rooms. The 2nd step was to find crappy work for the ones who didn't resign from the rubber room to do that they couldn't actually tank/screw up. FOIA requests was one place for them...easy to give folks a quota, easy to make sure they are working, backlog from the Clinton admin...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2025 06:54 PM (tOcjL)

39 Eric looks like a lesbian in his chick glasses.

His Chinese honey trap girlfriend told him it makes him look smart

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:54 PM (e7kz6)

40

lol, the Democrats' Doom Loop continues

These stupidfucks CANNOT deviate from their 2016-2020 playbook.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2025 06:54 PM (B57vZ)

41 I've heard it said that years ago in large Japanese corporations, where you had a job for life, when they wanted to remove someone they would be assigned to a bare office with only a phone. They had to answer the phone when it rang but it only went to their boss who would check to see if they were answering. They could only call out to him also to get permission to use the bathroom or eat lunch. This "rubber room" sounds like a milder version of that. I approve!

Posted by: geoffb at June 11, 2025 06:54 PM (r//c2)

42 REEEEE

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 06:54 PM (Splbu)

43 Rand Paul uninvited from WH picnic.

http://tiny.cc/clpm001

Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 06:54 PM (lIio7)

44 Hogg meddled with the flow.

Posted by: Graft Navigator at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (i0F8b)

45 Trump's efforts were viewed by many as a mockery of a claim his opponent had worked for the fast food chain while in college.

And it was. What's the point they are trying to make, exactly?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (e7kz6)

46 Shirtless guy looks like someone Adam Kinzinger might want to talk to

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (gKWVE)

47 >>e term rubber room is an allusion to now-infamous "reassignment centers" where New York City officials transferred public school teachers and administrators who some considered burned out or incompetent, but who could not be fired because of union rules.


what an odd euphemism for kiddie diddlers that could not be fired.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (gto2l)

48 Could I BE any more dead?

Posted by: Chandler Bing at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (PiwSw)

49 At one time ( I don't know if they still do) but a number of Japanese corporations wouldn't fire executives but rather reassign them to an empty office with just a desk and nothing to do, To the Japanese mindset this was the worst possible scenario.

Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (VofaG)

50 >>> 30 By the way, shirtless guy on the car, which his physique and lack of gang tats screams "military" to me.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

He identifies as an abuela with 6 children and 22 grandchildren.

Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (ULPxl)

51 Anybody wanna buy a pillow?

Posted by: Little Davy Hogg at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (lIgBp)

52 I knew it. I just couldn't remember how to spell it.
The flexible whip that LAPD mounted might be using?

The sjambok or litupa, is a heavy leather whip. It is traditionally made from adult hippopotamus or rhinoceros hide, but it is also commonly made out of plastic. The resulting whip is both flexible and durable. A plastic version was made for the apartheid era South African Police, and used for riot control.

Peter Hathaway Capstick describes a sjambok as a short swordlike whip made from rhino pizzle leather that could lay a man open like a straight razor.

And yes, Cold Steel sells them.

https://tinyurl.com/mrybaps8

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (X9y8b)

53 Nuke Toronto. And keep right on nuking it until the crater expands and envelops Ottawa, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (lDGfC)

That would take me out but I'm ready to go and it would be painless. So hurry hard.

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (kTd/k)

54 We know why NY Times didn't feature that image. Question is, why aren't we featuring it more? I'd like to see Leavitt open press briefings with such images along with video receipts of Obama sternly calling for deportations.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 11, 2025 06:53 PM (x2CMu)

Too much mayhem pics and it looks like the military response is ineffective. Just enough to show that the Cali authorities and the press are lying will do.

Remember, the logistics chain for the rebels is sketchy at best.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (8avO+)

55 I'm laughing over something I saw in a job posting earlier today. The position was open to anyone in the US and Canada - except for Quebec.

Gee, I wonder why?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (S/Y4j)

56 I still hope Hogg fleeced and hocked the DNC coffers to some Nigerian princess who promised to marry him?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (C4l7t)

57 Rand Paul uninvited from WH picnic.

He's being kind of an ass. I agree we want to cut spending not increase it but he's flipped on several key things just to oppose this bill. He claims its on principle but dude... why are you reversing previous things you said on principle?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (e7kz6)

58 Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter, with all other races excluded.

--

To give them "safe spaces." Well, at least here in the states, their communities, where the residents are black-only, seem to be rife with violence and crime. Not so "safe spaces" at all.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2025 06:57 PM (qBdHI)

59
You know how Parrots repeat the same thing over and over until they die or the owner kills them?

That's the Democrats.

*SQUAWK* Racism!
*SQUAWK* Democracy!
*SQUAWK* ukraine!
*SQUAWK* queers!
*SQUAWK* Fascism!

*SQUAWK* Illegarinos!

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2025 06:57 PM (B57vZ)

60 Trump's efforts were viewed by many as a mockery of a claim his opponent had worked for the fast food chain while in college.

And it was. What's the point they are trying to make, exactly?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (e7kz6)
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I know. That's why I posted it to.

It seems to be a point that it was just gauche.

Meanwhile, spreading the word that they think Vance fucked a couch.

High couture.

"Vance is weird." was almost a campaign slogan, until they found out it was only taking with the choir.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:57 PM (krQz2)

61 I thought only the US was racists against black folks. Slavery and all that jazz. Canadian blacks should be immune from that, right?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:57 PM (a4NoL)

62 >>> 55 I'm laughing over something I saw in a job posting earlier today. The position was open to anyone in the US and Canada - except for Quebec.

Gee, I wonder why?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (S/Y4j)

Comment oses-tu!

Posted by: Quebec at June 11, 2025 06:58 PM (ULPxl)

63 Throwing my hat in the ring. Now back to read the content.

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2025 06:58 PM (pMi6S)

64 I still hope Hogg fleeced and hocked the DNC coffers to some Nigerian princess who promised to marry him?

Wait, you mean she's lying? I had my tux picked out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:58 PM (e7kz6)

65 Do I get a red stapler?

Posted by: Japanese Executive at June 11, 2025 06:58 PM (lIgBp)

66 I'm laughing over something I saw in a job posting earlier today. The position was open to anyone in the US and Canada - except for Quebec.

Gee, I wonder why?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (S/Y4j)
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Quebec is asshoe.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

67 I still hope Hogg fleeced and hocked the DNC coffers to some Nigerian princess who promised to marry him?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (C4l7t)

I would hope that he sent the full coffers to the US Treasury Debt Relief account - to help pay down the US Debt. That would be hilarious!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (S/Y4j)

68 Guy on top of the car and who is waving the Mexican flag is both a weenie-all masked up-and creepy with his skull pants. Deport this man to Mexico. If he wants to riot he can do it in Mexico

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (VIm17)

69 >>> 56 I still hope Hogg fleeced and hocked the DNC coffers to some Nigerian princess who promised to marry him?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (C4l7t)

I didn't know Greta was working email scams on the side.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (ULPxl)

70 "It wasn't just the UK Guardian -- most of the Democrat-Media Party "news" organizations lied about inflation going up, despite the fact that the 0.1% increase is, effectively, no inflation at all. Remember, the Fed aims for a 2% yearly rate."

I'm going all-in with my quatloos on this: When the 2nd QTR CY2025 GDP comes in positive, the Democrat-Media Complex will yell the US is in a Trumpcession because tariffs, blah, blah, blah, tariffs, blah, blah, blah, and all top economic experts say positive GDP is not an accurate way to define a recession. Plus Robert Reich says the US is in a Trumpcession! Squeeeeee!

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (aBgBM)

71 More awesome.

Trump said on his way into the Kennedy Center that they caught people trying to deliver bricks to the LA riots.

RICO suave time.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (viF8m)

72 The Donald is a pip! My biggest little hobbit just started his first job at the golden arches. Next stop the White House?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 11, 2025 07:00 PM (TdYJe)

73 Quebec is querulous asshoe?

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 07:00 PM (0HaGk)

74 Anybody that wears a mask is a bandit, robber, or some other perhaps worse criminal. Up to no good and hiding their face. We used to have remedies for this problem and if we returned to them most of this stuff would would be gone and done with. Won't take many.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2025 07:00 PM (LHPAg)

75 That would take me out but I'm ready to go and it would be painless. So hurry hard.
Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (kTd/k)

Eh, if the nuclear football happens to fall into my hands, I will give you a heads-up so you can unass the place. Andycanuck and Stateless, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2025 07:00 PM (lDGfC)

76 >>> 61 I thought only the US was racists against black African-American folks. Slavery and all that jazz. Canadian blacks -African-Americans should be immune from that, right?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:57 PM (a4NoL)

*ahem*

Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 11, 2025 07:00 PM (ULPxl)

77 "The Donald is a pip! My biggest little hobbit just started his first job at the golden arches. Next stop the White House?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)"

Cool.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 07:01 PM (0HaGk)

78
Democrats: Hey blacks, get out there and riot for the Illegarinos, now.

Blacks: Not my monkeys, not my circus.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2025 07:01 PM (B57vZ)

79 My biggest little hobbit just started his first job at the golden arches. Next stop the White House?

Congrats If he hustles he can be a manager in less than a year LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:01 PM (e7kz6)

80 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 06:56 PM (e7kz6)

What did Trump win Kentucky by because both Senators and one high ranking representative have ignored the vote.

Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2025 07:01 PM (VofaG)

81 DoJ lawyers reassigned from one paid do-nothing job to another, but they're upset because it was Trump who did it. Because Trump.

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2025 07:01 PM (i0F8b)

82 Trump said on his way into the Kennedy Center that they caught people trying to deliver bricks to the LA riots.

RICO suave time.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (viF8m)
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That's what I'M talkin' 'bout!

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

83 >>> 61 I thought only the US was racists against black African-American folks. Slavery and all that jazz. Canadian blacks -African-Americans should be immune from that, right?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:57 PM (a4NoL)

*ahem*
Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 11, 2025 07:00 PM (ULPxl)

Shouldn't that be black-African-Canadians?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:02 PM (8avO+)

84 Les Miserables !

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)

85 " ... the notorious New York City business magnate-turned-president ,,, "

Notorious PDT!

I like it, bigly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2025 07:02 PM (/Ghsb)

86 Great choice.

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)

87 Trump said on his way into the Kennedy Center that they caught people trying to deliver bricks to the LA riots.

RICO suave time.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (viF8m)

I hope.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2025 07:02 PM (dR6yv)

88 Anybody that wears a mask is a bandit, robber, or some other perhaps worse criminal. Up to no good and hiding their face. We used to have remedies for this problem and if we returned to them most of this stuff would would be gone and done with. Won't take many.
Posted by: Eromero


I'm so old, I remember when you couldn't go into a bank or business without a mask on.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 07:02 PM (X9y8b)

89 That would take me out but I'm ready to go and it would be painless. So hurry hard.

LOL yeah, I used to be afraid of nuclear war when I was going to school, these days I kind of welcome it. The scary part is imagining living through it but I'm on ground zero of like 18 nuclear targets, ain't nobody living through it here. Might see a bright flash, and that's about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:03 PM (e7kz6)

90 I know a decent number of lawyers who went to work for government -- fine pay, great hours, amazing benefits, and minimal work required. They are not making *any* sacrifices working for government.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2025 06:47

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I know a fair number of these too. None of them were BigLaw material, and all are doing way better in their government jobs than they would have done in the private sector.

Posted by: Bigsmith at June 11, 2025 07:03 PM (1Au9i)

91 DoJ lawyers reassigned from one paid do-nothing job to another, but they're upset because it was Trump who did it. Because Trump.
Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2025 07:01 PM (i0F8b)

And in their old job they could persecute productive companies. Now they have to persecute law breaking sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:03 PM (8avO+)

92 Notorious Big PDT

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 07:03 PM (C4l7t)

93 Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter, with all other races excluded.

As a virtue signaling move this is pretty lame. Toronto is home to about 400 PoC and most of them have a roof over their head.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 07:03 PM (9PdFC)

94 Trump said on his way into the Kennedy Center that they caught people trying to deliver bricks to the LA riots.

RICO suave time.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 06:59 PM (viF8m)
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Hopefully, they can follow that right up the chain, and put some real assholes behind bars.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:03 PM (krQz2)

95 ICYMI: Here's a fun, short video of Seattle PD rushing a bunch of trantifa. Bonus: one chick gets dragged by her ankles and looks like she takes a hard shot to the booty.

http://tiny.cc/olpm001

Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 07:03 PM (lIio7)

96 Brought forward by Harry Enten, that CNN fellow's presentation is on a remedial 4th grader's level. CNN is an IQ vacuum.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2025 07:04 PM (I7b3/)

97 The grand jury just handed down indictments for LaMonica McIver. She's looking at up to 17 years in a "more structured environment" for assault on federal agents.

https://tinyurl.com/388t42xn

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2025 06:50 PM (qpyNK)

Well, if you can indict a ham sandwich, why not a harmonica?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 11, 2025 07:04 PM (bA75n)

98
Notice NO gay RGBPEDO shit at the Kennedy Center

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2025 07:04 PM (B57vZ)

99 Man...Dr. Phil's head is gigantic.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM (0HaGk)

100 Toronto is home to about 400 PoC and most of them have a roof over their head.

Yeah that was the point of my joke. Just how many homeless black people are even IN Toronto to begin with? LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM (e7kz6)

101 The scary part is imagining living through it but I'm on ground zero of like 18 nuclear targets, ain't nobody living through it here. Might see a bright flash, and that's about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

We're pretty close to Oak Ridge - I don't think we'll even see the flash. heh

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM (cYBz/)

102 I know a decent number of lawyers who went to work for government -- fine pay, great hours, amazing benefits, and minimal work required. They are not making *any* sacrifices working for government.

Outside of the military (and related) every story of hardship I've heard from government employees turns out to be normal life for those in the dreaded private sector.

I had to work...later then my shift normally ends. I had to buy...my own pens! I had to figure out a problem...with no training!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM (t0Rmr)

103 >>Hopefully, they can follow that right up the chain, and put some real assholes behind bars.

That would be my hope.

I hope Trump wasn't just riffing but he definitely said it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM (viF8m)

104
Taking Bets!

Who wants to bet At Least One stage actor "acts out" tonight and makes a political "statement?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM (B57vZ)

105 I know a decent number of lawyers who went to work for government -- fine pay, great hours, amazing benefits, and minimal work required. They are not making *any* sacrifices working for government.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

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Except their soul.

Oh wait, you said lawyers. Nevermind.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 07:06 PM (gto2l)

106 And whoever it was- Trump or someone else who came up with his stint at McDonald was brilliant . If it wasn't Trump, they deserve a raise, it was amusing, clever and good spirited and none of those qualities could be used to describe Kamala. I also thought it was lovely that people waited to receive their orders from him and the one nice couple in particular saying that they were going to vote for him and thanking him,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 07:06 PM (VIm17)

107 LOL. Some hero is at the LA riots, putting MAGA stickers on the rioter's cars to get them targeted.

http://tiny.cc/rlpm001

Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 07:06 PM (lIio7)

108 By the way, Entire Fulbright board quits, citing Trump administration interference, according to Axios.

Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:06 PM (e7kz6)

109
Anyone remember when cuck pence went to see the stupid woke play about Jefferson, or something?

And the fag cast couldn't help but STOP in the middle of the play to make a political speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2025 07:07 PM (B57vZ)

110 Re Japanese rubber room - might still be a thing or at least was happening recently enough to be culturally relevant. The show Aggretsuko has a pig boss who gets sent to one for a time. Great show btw.

Posted by: H at June 11, 2025 07:07 PM (2gjbv)

111 The grand jury just handed down indictments for LaMonica McIver. She's looking at up to 17 years in a "more structured environment" for assault on federal agents.

If stepping on the lawn of the People's House nets you 4 years, assaulting police and trying to stop an arrest should be a lot more then 17...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2025 07:07 PM (t0Rmr)

112 Those glasses that Swallows Well has are somethin' else - real manly looking frames. Not.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at June 11, 2025 07:07 PM (SRRAx)

113 thx rickb, I knew I'd seen that word somewhere; wasn't sure if it was leather or a rattan ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2025 07:07 PM (/Ghsb)

114 > I had to buy...my own pens! I had to figure out a problem...with no training!

I had to write a short report, outlining five accomplishments! FIVE!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 07:07 PM (lIio7)

115 Toronto is home to about 400 PoC and most of them have a roof over their head.

Yeah that was the point of my joke. Just how many homeless black people are even IN Toronto to begin with? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM (e7kz6)

Trudeau and the Gnome who is standing in there now have been trying pretty hard to replace the Canadians. They may have done a better job than you think.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+)

116 51 Anybody wanna buy a pillow?
Posted by: Little Davy Hogg at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (lIgBp)

No thanks. They all have bite marks.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (pIfcn)

117 the D.C. police department has an Environmental Protection Agency-approved incinerator that federal agencies often use to destroy narcotics that are not involved in active legal cases.

I take the drugs back to the incinerator and throw 'em in. *wink* Best job in the world!

Posted by: DC Police Incinerator Operator at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (8hxDK)

118 Canada has had a small minority of black folks forever. There was a largish black community in Halifax made up of freed slaves. And we get immigration from respectable countries in Africa like Nigeria and Ghana. as well as from muzzie shitholes like Somalia.

My father was taught to swim by this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Fortes

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (lDGfC)

119 102, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (/Ghsb)

120
I love the rubber room. I can just imagine how the inhabitants will embroider their resumes, though. "Performed vital tasks in prosecuting cases of violation of federal law" blah-blalh.

My big idea was always to furlough all the malignant federal employees, sell off the office supplies, and rent out the space. We'd be better off with them sitting at home harmlessly collecting checks. (Not sure, but I think their names would be findable in the federal register, too.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (YDQ9Q)

121 What if one of the Mexican cartels decided to attack a US town a la Pancho Villa? Scheinbaum would shit herself and Trump could could ask for them to cede the Baja

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (2UZZJ)

122 By the way, Entire Fulbright board quits, citing Trump administration interference, according to Axios.

This may not be the biggest thing on my list but...this is what I voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (t0Rmr)

123 95 ICYMI: Here's a fun, short video of Seattle PD rushing a bunch of trantifa. Bonus: one chick gets dragged by her ankles and looks like she takes a hard shot to the booty.

http://tiny.cc/olpm001
Posted by: bonhomme
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It's excellent commentary like this that make this place the high class joint that it is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (I7b3/)

124 Shouldn't that be black-African-Canadians?
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Don't forget about us down south!

Posted by: Black African-Mexicans at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

125 72 The Donald is a pip!

heard on the radio this morning that his parents were told he was a musical genius when he was about 12. didn't know he ever hung out with gladys knight, though.

Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (v3pYe)

126 Those glasses that Swallows Well has are somethin' else - real manly looking frames. Not.

Yeah I love the Girl Glasses Seinfeld clip reference. How you doin' missus Teresa?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (e7kz6)

127 When I run out of dip, I just wipe the nacho chips in my sweaty, Cheetos encrusted fat rolls. Ole!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (7H2Ib)

128 107 LOL. Some hero is at the LA riots, putting MAGA stickers on the rioter's cars to get them targeted.
http://tiny.cc/rlpm001
Posted by: bonhomme


looks like he left this at the scene 👑

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (gKWVE)

129 116 51 Anybody wanna buy a pillow?
Posted by: Little Davy Hogg at June 11, 2025 06:55 PM (lIgBp)

No thanks. They all have bite marks.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 11, 2025 07:08 PM (pIfcn)

You must have got a return, or a floor sample.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (8hxDK)

130 Lawyers there have been assigned menial research tasks and left with hours of idle time

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Oh how cruel

lol

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (Splbu)

131 Swalwell's rhetoric is lethal! The man is beast in the way he humiliates Trump an MAGA on X. He and Newsom are the leading contenders for 2028 for sure.

Posted by: Sid at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (j5mOO)

132 Canadian black guy: Hall of Fame pitcher Ferguson Jenkins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (2UZZJ)

133 The Us map would look kinda funky with Alberta and Baja added.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (0HaGk)

134 And whoever it was- Trump or someone else who came up with his stint at McDonald was brilliant . If it wasn't Trump, they deserve a raise, it was amusing, clever and good spirited and none of those qualities could be used to describe Kamala. I also thought it was lovely that people waited to receive their orders from him and the one nice couple in particular saying that they were going to vote for him and thanking him,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 07:06 PM (VIm17)

Even if someone had the idea, the execution was all Trump. That's what sold it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (8avO+)

135 If I was lying in a linen shroud when the nuke hit, would I produce my very shroud of Niagara?

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (kTd/k)

136 127 When I run out of dip, I just wipe the nacho chips in my sweaty, Cheetos encrusted fat rolls. Ole!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (7H2Ib)


I've seen things, man...Terrible things....

Posted by: The Couch at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (PiwSw)

137 I'm assuming the customers who got served by Trump at the McD drive-through were actual customers, and not plants, because the media would have trumpeted that endlessly.

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (i0F8b)

138 Taking Bets!

Who wants to bet At Least One stage actor "acts out" tonight and makes a political "statement?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM


Who do you think we are, some of Diogenes' geezer golf sheep?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

139 114 > I had to buy...my own pens! I had to figure out a problem...with no training!

I had to write a short report, outlining five accomplishments! FIVE!
Posted by: bonhomme


I *almost* had to show up at office!

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (gto2l)

140 Larry O'Donnell, the fightingest Irishman to ever come from Boston teamed up with Fartswell is a formidable dynamic duo.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (xIkyh)

141 didn't know he ever hung out with gladys knight, though.

He was the guy that came up with all their dance moves

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (e7kz6)

142 106, so true FS!

I also loved the garbage truck thing; and +2 for being in Wisconsin!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2025 07:11 PM (/Ghsb)

143 >> Bullies only respond to one language, and it's the language of strength."

You wouldn’t know strength if it crawled so far up your ass it winked at you in the mirror and left you a note on the nightstand.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 11, 2025 07:11 PM (7H2Ib)

144 Swalwell's rhetoric is lethal! The man is beast in the way he humiliates Trump an MAGA on X. He and Newsom are the leading contenders for 2028 for sure.
Posted by: Sid at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (j5mOO)

rhetoric is a really poor spelling of farts.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:11 PM (8avO+)

145 I just checked my phone.

Who wants a laugh?

Gavin Newsome texted me? Begging for money.

I am just going to ignore it as I might get arrested for any response.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2025 07:11 PM (C4l7t)

146 According to an email my urologist's group sent me, Peyronie's Disease affects between 1 and 11% of men.

That seems a rather imprecise range to me.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Statistics is like that. It's correct as long as the answer fits the curve.

Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2025 07:11 PM (DgGvY)

147 Are we talking nuke stuff because the leftists in NYC and DC are agitating for WWIII with Russia again?

TBH if we could get Vlad to agree to only use Neutron bombs and only hit those two places I might come around to those lefties' view on nuclear war

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2025 07:12 PM (t0Rmr)

148 Sid is displaying his dry wit in that last post, isn't he?

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 07:12 PM (kTd/k)

149 The page jumped so this went on the wrong story:

Back in the Reagan days, I remember a WaPo story about the wretched plight of some fed workers whose job had been to organize unions. Now they had nothing to do, though they still had jobs. The story clearly expected everyone to sympathize.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 11, 2025 07:12 PM (od0dV)

150 >> Posted by: Sid at June 11, 2025 07:09 PM (j5mOO)

Does your mom do butt stuff? It doesn’t matter if she’s alive.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 11, 2025 07:13 PM (7H2Ib)

151 Trump's vote (amongst immigrants): 36% in '16 to 47% in '24!

This right here is the statistic of the year.

The commie left opened the floodgates and let in millions of immigrants, blithely assuming that they would all eventually be default Democratic voters. And that this would tip the national vote in their favor forever.

Instead, the immigrant vote ended up being split about 50/50, so the Dems' entire strategy backfired and did nothing to help them at all. Meanwhile, all the non-immigrant voters (also known as "Americans") grew Angry at the Dems opening the floodgates, and all trended toward Trump. End result: 2024 landslide for Trump, and ever since all news cycles make Trump look good and the Dems look bad.

They have painted themselves into a corner and now have no way out. Everything they try to do, ends up hurting themselves. It's own-goal after own-goal after own-goal.

Absolutely glorious.

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2025 07:13 PM (pMi6S)

152 83 >>> 61 I thought only the US was racists against black African-American folks. Slavery and all that jazz. Canadian blacks -African-Americans should be immune from that, right?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 06:57 PM (a4NoL)

*ahem*
Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 11, 2025 07:00 PM (ULPxl)

Shouldn't that be black-African-Canadians?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:02 PM (8avO+)

Remember when "African-American" was becoming the only non-racist way to say black people, media people got confused and sometimes referred to Canadian blacks as African-Americans.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2025 07:13 PM (8hxDK)

153 I read that both Trump and Vance are attending...they can't do that! Succession , man. What are they thinking?! Vance needs to go tomorrow !

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:13 PM (g47mK)

154 Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (i0F8b

The couple who sounded like they might have been originally Asian Indian sounded sincere and since the Secret Service had to check them out do I think they were real,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 07:13 PM (VIm17)

155 LOL. Some hero is at the LA riots, putting MAGA stickers on the rioter's cars to get them targeted.

Good stuff.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2025 07:13 PM (dR6yv)

156 He and Newsom are the leading contenders for 2028 for sure.

Dude, even you giggled when you wrote that, come on the NGO money is gonna dry up if you don't try harder

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:13 PM (e7kz6)

157 lol, who's socking sid?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2025 07:14 PM (/Ghsb)

158 Sid, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 11, 2025 07:14 PM (2UnvF)

159 Seriously, the NYC rubber rooms were mostly filled with kiddie diddlers awaiting trial.

They were people so bad that the City could not allow them near children, but still could not be fired. Some had other charges but mostly violent. Some where nuts and volatile but all were so bad they could not even allow them inside a real school.

None could be fired. The kiddie diddlers could eventually be fired but only after conviction and union based appeals.

We are all at the mercy of the bottom quartile, but our public schools are at the mercy of the bottom 1%.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 11, 2025 07:14 PM (gto2l)

160 The Us map would look kinda funky with Alberta and Baja added.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 07:10 PM (0HaGk)

The little bar where I am going to go for chicken wings and beer shortly, has a badge stuck on a post, an outline map of the USA with the Stars and Stripes inside the outline, with the legend, "11th Province?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2025 07:15 PM (lDGfC)

161 Remember when "African-American" was becoming the only non-racist way to say black people, media people got confused and sometimes referred to Canadian blacks as African-Americans.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti


Elon Musk & Charlize Theron are African Americans.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 07:15 PM (X9y8b)

162 re: "Why didn’t you feature this image, @nytimes "

Didn't the Spanish 'stare down' these Aztec people-sacrificers some centuries back?

Posted by: _Jim at June 11, 2025 07:15 PM (29OWV)

163 As much as leftists loathe Trump, I think from the right there is a lot of appreciation and affection for Trump. Certainly fine never had that from either side. He was a tool. And no, that doesn't mean I regard him as a cult leader,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 07:16 PM (VIm17)

164 didn't all the shit Swallwell mentions as his accomplishments in targeting Trump fail?

Posted by: DanMan at June 11, 2025 07:16 PM (8uzBS)

165 Remember when "African-American" was becoming the only non-racist way to say black people, media people got confused and sometimes referred to Canadian blacks as African-Americans.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2025 07:13 PM (8hxDK)
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Better than that, they would call Africans in Africa "African Americans"

These people are AI.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:16 PM (krQz2)

166 Trump tags a supermodel every night. Swallwell had a Chinese spy and *checks internet* ewww some haggard of a wife who likes little weiners.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 11, 2025 07:16 PM (7H2Ib)

167 Are we talking nuke stuff because the leftists in NYC and DC are agitating for WWIII with Russia again?

TBH if we could get Vlad to agree to only use Neutron bombs and only hit those two places I might come around to those lefties' view on nuclear war
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2025 07:12 PM (t0Rmr)

Saw a blurb that the mighty Z wants to speak to Putin alone. Rat leaving his sinking ship perchance?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+)

168 lol Anna, thanks for the laugh!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2025 07:16 PM (/Ghsb)

169 The whole GD federal government is a Rubber Room.

These folks need to be reminded everyday how worthless and incompetent they really are. Maybe do it every morning when they clock in and when they leave for the day and do a weekly mailer to their homes that highlights their boobery, malfeasance, gold bricking and sinecurism.

Posted by: The New Struggle Sessions at June 11, 2025 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

170 The little bar where I am going to go for chicken wings and beer shortly, has a badge stuck on a post, an outline map of the USA with the Stars and Stripes inside the outline, with the legend, "11th Province?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil


Bwahahahahahahaha! The number of registered hunters in Michigan alone is 6 times the size of the Canadian military.

That wouldn't even be a fair fight, eh?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 07:17 PM (X9y8b)

171 By the way, Entire Fulbright board quits, citing Trump administration interference, according to Axios.

Oh no!

Anyway...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


My field of fucks is still barren, but I did just get the world's smallest violin re-strung.....

Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2025 07:17 PM (DgGvY)

172 media people got confused and sometimes referred to Canadian blacks as African-Americans.

I saw a news guy refer to a BRITISH black guy as African-American. Its one of the dumbest terms ever and no black guy I have ever known even could understand why the change. The oldest ones cannot figure out why "negro" was suddenly so bad.

I doubt there is a single non-white person on the committee that decides this crap. "

OK today, we need to start calling all hispanics LATINE! Its like latrine but shorter! Everyone in favor say aye! Who let that guy in the room? Oh, he's the janitor, sorry Jose no vote for you."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:17 PM (e7kz6)

173 I wish I had invested in a Mexican flag making company. They've probably made more flags in the last week than in the history of Mexico.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 07:17 PM (viF8m)

174 Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter,
-----------

Next they should do water fountains.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2025 07:18 PM (j5VHU)

175 re: "Why didn’t you feature this image, @nytimes "

Didn't the Spanish 'stare down' these Aztec people-sacrificers some centuries back?
Posted by: _Jim at June 11, 2025 07:15 PM (29OWV)

Think they helped the non Azetec tribes who were pissed at being eaten overthrow the Aztecs.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:18 PM (8avO+)

176 163-Meant "certainly Biden never had that affection.. "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 07:18 PM (VIm17)

177 Suing sanctuary cities and states sounds like a worthwhile assignment, I don't know why those lawyers are treating it as a punishment.
If they do well, they could even avoid being fired.
I guess there is a lot of peer pressure not to do it, though.

Posted by: PG at June 11, 2025 07:18 PM (UF1oG)

178 172 At the Olympics a few years back they were doing that with everyone black. Afraid to use any other term after the summer of love.

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2025 07:18 PM (YwEeS)

179 Swallwell had a Chinese spy

Not even a hot Chinese spy either. She was a Golden Pheasant 6.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:19 PM (e7kz6)

180 Didn't the Spanish 'stare down' these Aztec people-sacrificers some centuries back?
Posted by: _Jim at June 11, 2025 07:15 PM (29OWV)
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It's funny, because for decades it is thought that the way the conquistadors beat such overwhelming forces was "technology" of guns and armor and stuff.

Now, there are historians that believe that the Spanish staged slave and serf revolts to overtake the native rulers.

They may have used the people oppressed by the Aztecs and Mayans to overthrow their major centers of power.

Hah! Such racists!

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:20 PM (krQz2)

181 I had to look up what the Fulbright Board was.

WTF do we have any *foreign* scholarship fund? (Ok, your money but... was it really? How much was "our" fcking Tax Dollars At Work?)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 07:20 PM (ULPxl)

182 If someone told Kamala last July that she was guaranteed to win the election if she just worked in a McDonald's for a day, she wouldn't have done it.

Beneath her. She can do this shit on her own.

That's the sad reality of today's "Democrats". Even pandering is below their station in life.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2025 07:20 PM (j5VHU)

183 TBH if we could get Vlad to agree to only use Neutron bombs and only hit those two places I might come around to those lefties' view on nuclear war
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2025 07:12 PM (t0Rmr)


Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home...

Posted by: Jello B. at June 11, 2025 07:21 PM (8hxDK)

184 Well, I had better hit the shower if I am going go for Wing Nite. But it was a great day here. I did two circuits of the yard driving in my Zip van. Another long-dead vehicle lives again, to despoil the atmosphere with CO2!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2025 07:21 PM (lDGfC)

185 I had to look up what the Fulbright Board was.

WTF do we have any *foreign* scholarship fund? (Ok, your money but... was it really? How much was "our" fcking Tax Dollars At Work?)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 07:20 PM (ULPxl)

Sending the best and the brightest abroad is fine with me. I prefer Devil's Island though, and no return fare.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:21 PM (8avO+)

186 Now, there are historians that believe that the Spanish staged slave and serf revolts to overtake the native rulers.

I am sure the armor and guns made a difference in the few military clashes but yeah it was mostly teed off neighboring tribes and peoples.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:22 PM (e7kz6)

187 182 If someone told Kamala last July that she was guaranteed to win the election if she just worked in a McDonald's for a day, she wouldn't have done it.

Weren't people told, without evidence, she worked in a McDonald's while in college?

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 07:23 PM (kTd/k)

188 Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home...
Posted by: Jello B. at June 11, 2025 07:21 PM (8hxDK)

Dead Kennedys.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+)

189 Yeah, the funny thing is that the Spaniards may have brought emancipation to America.

I had a fairly lengthy conversation with a historian one time where he was trying to get me to understand the psychology of Central American society of the time.

It basically boils down to a grim view of life that more death can be better. It can allow *you* to thrive, rather than share less.

He called a "jungle view".

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:23 PM (krQz2)

190 Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the neutron bomb


Neutron Dance? Maximum shoulderpad

https://youtu.be/i-jdhorGtQI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:24 PM (e7kz6)

191 >>> 185
==
Sending the best and the brightest abroad is fine with me. I prefer Devil's Island though, and no return fare.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:21 PM (8avO+)

Aha, that's what I get for skimming; thought it was scholarships for ferriners coming here. Which could have had value at some point, but would have been corrupted decades ago.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 07:24 PM (ULPxl)

192
Lawyers there have been assigned menial research tasks and left with hours of idle time

________

As opposed to lawyers assigned menial research tasks to get to 3000 billable hours a year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2025 07:24 PM (QnmlO)

193 Now, there are historians that believe that the Spanish staged slave and serf revolts to overtake the native rulers.

I am sure the armor and guns made a difference in the few military clashes but yeah it was mostly teed off neighboring tribes and peoples.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:22 PM (e7kz6)

Cavalry with armor was very difficult for the obsidian armed to take on. But you need infantry to hold ground.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:24 PM (8avO+)

194
OK today, we need to start calling all hispanics LATINE! Its like latrine but shorter! Everyone in favor say aye! Who let that guy in the room? Oh, he's the janitor, sorry Jose no vote for you."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:17 PM (e7kz6)

Hey, we made up Latinx for the Latinos, we need something for the Chinese! How about...

Posted by: The Committee at June 11, 2025 07:24 PM (8hxDK)

195 Cortez had lees than two hundred men with him. But the Aztec's neighbors were tired of being slaves and human sacrifices so they were more than happy to overthrow them.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 07:25 PM (2UZZJ)

196 Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home...
Posted by: Jello B.

Dead Kennedys.
Posted by: Oldcat


I had no idea we tested neutron bombs on the Kennedys. I thought it was. Beau Biden.

Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2025 07:25 PM (DgGvY)

197 Aha, that's what I get for skimming; thought it was scholarships for ferriners coming here. Which could have had value at some point, but would have been corrupted decades ago.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 07:24 PM (ULPxl)

Billy Clinton had one to go to some hack school in the UK.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:25 PM (8avO+)

198 23
‘According to an email my urologist's group sent me, Peyronie's Disease affects between 1 and 11% of men.

That seems a rather imprecise range to me.’

They can’t get their facts straight.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 11, 2025 07:26 PM (3wi/L)

199 >>> 187 182 If someone told Kamala last July that she was guaranteed to win the election if she just worked in a McDonald's for a day, she wouldn't have done it.

Weren't people told, without evidence, she worked in a McDonald's while in college?
Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 07:23 PM (kTd/k)

They *did* provide "evidence", in the form of a photoshopped pic with Kamala's head on the body of a white Canadian then-teenage McD's employee who had died of cancer before last year.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 07:26 PM (ULPxl)

200 I had no idea we tested neutron bombs on the Kennedys. I thought it was. Beau Biden.
Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2025 07:25 PM (DgGvY)

Beau threw himself on one to save his company. And kittens, probably.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

201 Not even a hot Chinese spy either. She was a Golden Pheasant 6.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:19 PM (e7kz6)
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By the story I heard, she pretty much kick-started his political career. Arranged introductions, etc.

To elect Swallwell to a high office is probably pretty close to the Manchurian Candidate.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:26 PM (krQz2)

202 The “Seven times stronger than Viagra” lady seems to have been photographed in the same slinky top, but it has been progressively ripped in strategic areas for different photo shoots.
She reminds me of a young divorcee in an organization of mine who hung out in a very clingy one piece coverall with a deep V-neck. My buddy graphically described what he would like to do with her coverall. We subsequently nicknamed her “Rip-Clip-Zip”.

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 11, 2025 07:26 PM (1FEc1)

203 I saw a news guy refer to a BRITISH black guy as African-American

--

What do the Brits call their black citizens?
Do they just call them British?
Or are all non-white "Asian"?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 07:27 PM (Splbu)

204 Dang I forgot what a banger Neutron Dance was. Some solid 80s funk there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:27 PM (e7kz6)

205 Hamas attacked a bus carrying Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) workers. At least five killed, multiple injured, and some may have been abducted.

https://tinyurl.com/bd58wjh7

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:27 PM (paSBy)

206 Billy Clinton had one to go to some hack school in the UK

As I understand it he was returned home because of um, inappropriate behavior toward coeds

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (e7kz6)

207 Cortez had lees than two hundred men with him. But the Aztec's neighbors were tired of being slaves and human sacrifices so they were more than happy to overthrow them.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 07:25 PM (2UZZJ)
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Plus all the racism that served as a super power.

Probably.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (krQz2)

208 >>> 205 Hamas attacked a bus carrying Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) workers. At least five killed, multiple injured, and some may have been abducted.

https://tinyurl.com/bd58wjh7
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:27 PM (paSBy)

We don't get it.

Posted by: Queers for Palestine at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (ULPxl)

209 If they nuke NYC, I hope my daughter isn't left alive and lost. She's only 10.
Any over/unders on when the Spanish return Mehico to in the aztecs?

Posted by: Accomack at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (u/TxL)

210 Hamas attacked a bus carrying Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) workers. At least five killed, multiple injured, and some may have been abducted.

https://tinyurl.com/bd58wjh7
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Bwahahahahahahaha!
No, wait!
Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (X9y8b)

211
She reminds me of a young divorcee in an organization of mine who hung out in a very clingy one piece coverall with a deep V-neck.

________

Don't worry, she's not wearing it to attract you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2025 07:29 PM (QnmlO)

212 Yeah that was the point of my joke. Just how many homeless black people are even IN Toronto to begin with? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:05 PM (e7kz6)


Oh sorry, CRT, I didn’t even see your post!

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 07:29 PM (ZjTyG)

213 Yeah, the funny thing is that the Spaniards may have brought emancipation to America.

==

emancipation ? what a funny name for syphilis...

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

214 Wow, just read something that makes me blood boil

6 out of 8 Ovens on a US Aircraft Carrier to not work, and the CREW can't fix them due to a contract that says they must be fixed by the vendor.

Just how in the F did we get to this? At Sea, you can't call an F'n repairman to do a house call... and with THOUSANDS of crew, you are not ALLOWED to fix yer own shit?

Someone in DOD needs to be Court Martialed over this... if you can't feed your crew, you are enhazarding your vessel.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 07:29 PM (mP0Kj)

215 They *did* provide "evidence", in the form of a photoshopped pic with Kamala's head on the body of a white Canadian then-teenage McD's employee who had died of cancer before last year.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 07:26 PM (ULPxl)
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That's like evidence of the Hawaiian birth certificate signed by Uke L Lee

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:30 PM (krQz2)

216 Only when the Canadians win the Stanley Cup should they be considering any aggressive military action.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2025 07:30 PM (xIkyh)

217
Plus all the racism that served as a super power.

__________

Amulet of White Supremacy, baby!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2025 07:30 PM (QnmlO)

218 Bwahahahahahahaha!
No, wait!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: rickb223

*snicker*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 07:30 PM (Splbu)

219 There's audio circulating on X purporting to be a young girl screaming for her mamacita who's being taken away by ICENazis.

Small problem: the audio is clearly ripped from a South American film:

https://x.com/RigoIrizarry/status/1932845323803595237

Posted by: Otto Pen at June 11, 2025 07:30 PM (sJHOI)

220 209 If they nuke NYC, I hope my daughter isn't left alive and lost. She's only 10.
Any over/unders on when the Spanish return Mehico to in the aztecs?
Posted by: Accomack at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (u/TxL)

French have a claim as well.... Maximillian ya know...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 07:30 PM (mP0Kj)

221 Hamas attacked a bus carrying Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) workers. At least five killed, multiple injured, and some may have been abducted.

https://tinyurl.com/bd58wjh7
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Bwahahahahahahaha!
No, wait!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (X9y8b)

no, not funny - GHF has American personnel

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

222 Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter,
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Next they should do water fountains.
-----------

Followed by busses, restaurants, and schools.

Posted by: Crusader at June 11, 2025 07:31 PM (TN0g+)

223 >>> 197
==
Billy Clinton had one to go to some hack school in the UK.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:25 PM (8avO+)

LOL

>>> 206
==
As I understand it he was returned home because of um, inappropriate behavior toward coeds
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (e7kz6)

What does Oxford consider "inappropriate", being interested in women?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 07:31 PM (ULPxl)

224 Hamas attacked a bus carrying Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) workers. At least five killed, multiple injured, and some may have been abducted.

https://tinyurl.com/bd58wjh7
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:27 PM (paSBy)

killing NGO people won't make me like you Hamas! But it can't hurt!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:31 PM (8avO+)

225 I haven’t been to Toronto in a really long time. I used to visit relatives there.
In those days it was pretty much tighty-whitey. Though with immigration I’m sure it’s more diverse.

When I used to go to Canada fairly frequently it was Montreal that had the diverse population.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 07:31 PM (ZjTyG)

226 Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (X9y8b)
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Dude, how the fuck do you think this is funny?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:31 PM (paSBy)

227 According to an email my urologist's group sent me, Peyronie's Disease affects between 1 and 11% of men.

That seems a rather imprecise range to me.’

They can’t get their facts straight.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Graded on a curve.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2025 07:32 PM (dR6yv)

228 This is the new foundation, created recently to replace the UN one, so the food would not get stollen by Hamas..sounds like they've been receiving threats all along

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:32 PM (g47mK)

229 My church has a lot of black members. the homeless members are all white.

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (kTd/k)

230 210 Hamas attacked a bus carrying Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) workers. At least five killed, multiple injured, and some may have been abducted.

https://tinyurl.com/bd58wjh7
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Bwahahahahahahaha!
No, wait!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 07:28 PM (X9y8b)

Isn't the GHF part of the good guys here? 5 dead, reportedly.

Posted by: The Committee at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (8hxDK)

231 6 out of 8 Ovens on a US Aircraft Carrier to not work, and the CREW can't fix them due to a contract that says they must be fixed by the vendor.

Honestly this just sounds like SNAFU in the military as long as there's been military to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (e7kz6)

232 227 According to an email my urologist's group sent me, Peyronie's Disease affects between 1 and 11% of men.

That seems a rather imprecise range to me.’

They can’t get their facts straight.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Graded on a curve.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2025 07:32 PM (dR6yv)

Dare I say, a Piss Poor Statistical Analysis?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (mP0Kj)

233 I've heard it said that years ago in large Japanese corporations, where you had a job for life, when they wanted to remove someone they would be assigned to a bare office with only a phone. They had to answer the phone when it rang but it only went to their boss who would check to see if they were answering. They could only call out to him also to get permission to use the bathroom or eat lunch. This "rubber room" sounds like a milder version of that. I approve!
Posted by: geoffb at June 11, 2025 06:54 PM (r//c2)

This . . . You mean an office with an actual door? That shuts?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (D7oie)

234 Someone in DOD needs to be Court Martialed over this... if you can't feed your crew, you are enhazarding your vessel.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 07:29 PM (mP0Kj)

Bar-b-que on the flight deck, stat

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (8avO+)

235 Hamas attacked a bus carrying Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) workers. At least five killed, multiple injured, and some may have been abducted.
https://tinyurl.com/bd58wjh7
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

What kind of an idiot belongs to the "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation"?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

236
Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter, with all other races excluded.

-----

If this actually goes forward, I'd be interested to know how it turns out.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (1D+/d)

237 emancipation ? what a funny name for syphilis...

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)
_________________

I believe the Spaniards got syphilis in the New World, and then brought it back to Europe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

238 killing NGO people won't make me like you Hamas! But it can't hurt!
---
These are the people providing food at the behest of the US in an effort to break Hamas' stranglehold on the Gazans.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:34 PM (paSBy)

239 What kind of an idiot belongs to the "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation"?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (R/m4+)
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Are they an offshoot of the Human Fund?

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:34 PM (krQz2)

240 231 6 out of 8 Ovens on a US Aircraft Carrier to not work, and the CREW can't fix them due to a contract that says they must be fixed by the vendor.

Honestly this just sounds like SNAFU in the military as long as there's been military to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (e7kz6)

Retired Navy Electronics Tech... never saw ANYTHING on a Ship we could not... and hell... HAD TO... work on.

Even when we didn't know a damn thing about it, we were still required to figure it out and fix it.

Not sure when that changed... but... wow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 07:35 PM (mP0Kj)

241 What the fuck are we going to do without the Fullbright Board?


magats.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 07:35 PM (0HaGk)

242
But-but-but-but Hamas is being genocided!

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:35 PM (krQz2)

243 What kind of an idiot belongs to the "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation"?
---
They work for the US to supplant the corrupt food distribution system operated by UNRWA and Hamas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:36 PM (paSBy)

244 234 Someone in DOD needs to be Court Martialed over this... if you can't feed your crew, you are enhazarding your vessel.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 07:29 PM (mP0Kj)

Bar-b-que on the flight deck, stat
Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:33 PM (8avO+)

Hard to do during Flight Ops, unless yer doing a Wennie Roast off the back of an F-35...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 07:36 PM (mP0Kj)

245 emancipation ? what a funny name for syphilis...

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)
_________________

I believe the Spaniards got syphilis in the New World, and then brought it back to Europe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

Yes it is just about the only endemic disease that the Euros caught, while a whole mess of them went the other way.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:36 PM (8avO+)

246 no, not funny - GHF has American personnel
Posted by: runner


Conservatives? Or Greta types?

And why the fuck would an American be caught dead over there?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 07:36 PM (X9y8b)

247 According to an email my urologist's group sent me, Peyronie's Disease affects between 1 and 11% of men.

That seems a rather imprecise range to me.’

They can’t get their facts straight.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Graded on a curve.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2025 07:32 PM (dR6yv)


definitely skewed

Posted by: Otto Pen at June 11, 2025 07:37 PM (sJHOI)

248 Hard to do during Flight Ops, unless yer doing a Wennie Roast off the back of an F-35...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2025 07:36 PM (mP0Kj)


angled decks are there for a reason

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:37 PM (8avO+)

249 Sanctuary Cities Enforcement Working Group
Wait... So their name for this works out to an acronym of SCEW Group? Or SCrEW (but that would have been too obvious)?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: GWB at June 11, 2025 07:37 PM (/Ruar)

250 Coffee, chocolate, .... syphilis....

You gotta take the wins.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:37 PM (krQz2)

251 Texas is working to preserve the Alamo and the plaza around it and an interesting thing came up. Someone in the Texas legislature found out Mexico had a document written by early Texas settlers asking Spain to relinquish what Texas ultimately won in the San Jacinto Battle.

It was written in 1813 before Mexico defeated Spain and it is located in a box of old Spanish documents.

Mexico has agreed to loan it to Texas. This came up about two weeks ago.

Posted by: DanMan at June 11, 2025 07:37 PM (8uzBS)

252 What does Oxford consider "inappropriate", being interested in women?

The rumor was rape. Strangely those accusations from women kinda followed him around his whole life, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:38 PM (e7kz6)

253 They can’t get their facts straight.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

---
They have an error range of more than 1000%

That's impressive.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:38 PM (krQz2)

254 Gaza Humanitarian Foundation being killed by Hamas is too damn good to be true.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 07:39 PM (0HaGk)

255 What the fuck are we going to do without the Fullbright Board?
_______________

I just looked it up: the board is very diverse.

Also board members are unpaid, so resigning is kind of an empty gesture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2025 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

256 >>> 252
==
The rumor was rape. Strangely those accusations from women kinda followed him around his whole life, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 07:38 PM (e7kz6)

Aha.

"Bimbo eruptions!" -- Hillary, charming as always

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2025 07:40 PM (ULPxl)

257 According to an email my urologist's group sent me, Peyronie's Disease affects between 1 and 11% of men.
That seems a rather imprecise range to me.’

They can’t get their facts straight.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Graded on a curve.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

definitely skewed
Posted by: Otto Pen


The arc of history bends towards pun threads.

Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2025 07:40 PM (DgGvY)

258
Someone in DOD needs to be Court Martialed over this... if you can't feed your crew, you are enhazarding your vessel.
Posted by: Romeo13


That certainly doesn't sound like the Navy in which we served.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2025 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

259 254 Gaza Humanitarian Foundation being killed by Hamas is too damn good to be true.
---
For those of you fucking cheering, maybe find out at least a little about the matter before sounding off.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (paSBy)

260 It was written in 1813 before Mexico defeated Spain and it is located in a box of old Spanish documents.

Mexico has agreed to loan it to Texas. This came up about two weeks ago.
Posted by: DanMan at June 11, 2025 07:37 PM (8uzBS)

Seems a bit early to me just offhand. People were settling Alabama then.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (8avO+)

261 They have an error range of more than 1000%
That's impressive.
Posted by: Axeman


This is what happens when you let astrophysicists try biology.

Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

262 Graded on a curve.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
---
A downward spiral is a curve.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (krQz2)

263 we'll make great pets NOOD

Posted by: MAxIE at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (p0Y4o)

264 Nood.

Posted by: Mapes, just Mapes at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (PiwSw)

265 According to conspiracy theorists I know Trump has a top secrety agreement with King Charles that would turn Canada over to the U.S.

Posted by: Still lurking at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (kTd/k)

266 According to an email my urologist's group sent me, Peyronie's Disease affects between 1 and 11% of men.
That seems a rather imprecise range to me.’

They can’t get their facts straight.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Graded on a curve.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

definitely skewed
Posted by: Otto Pen

The arc of history bends towards pun threads.
Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2025 07:40 PM (DgGvY)
---
So derivative.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 07:42 PM (krQz2)

267 "For those of you fucking cheering, maybe find out at least a little about the matter before sounding off.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis"


Alright. I'm listening.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 07:42 PM (0HaGk)

268 214 - un-be-fscking-lievable. also typical.

SAD!

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2025 07:43 PM (/Ghsb)

269 254 Gaza Humanitarian Foundation being killed by Hamas is too damn good to be true.
---
For those of you fucking cheering, maybe find out at least a little about the matter before sounding off.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (paSBy)

If they don't have about 2000 mercs with them with lethal force then they are too stupid an organization for me to be sympathetic too.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:43 PM (8avO+)

270 I am not sure that being deposed from being on the DNC is a problem for Hogg, after all, he got the full mailing list and most likely a good copy of the financials. Maybe even the ones that they don't admit exist.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2025 07:43 PM (D7oie)

271 They may have used the people oppressed by the Aztecs and Mayans to overthrow their major centers of power.

Hah! Such racists!
Posted by: Axeman
------------------------

Cortez told them they would be slaves to the Spanish but there would be no eating of their children and no ritual slaughters and that they would teach them how to kill the Aztec.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2025 07:44 PM (I7b3/)

272 Gaza Humanitarian Foundation is supported by both US and Israel. In fact it's one of their distribution centers where the blood libel of the "IDF attack" on civilians occurred at the beginning of this month.

I know wikipedia is a pit, but I looked up GHF and it's as bad as I've seen. First paragraph: "As of June 10, 2025, more than 130 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli forces while journeying to GHF sites or during "aid distribution".

Link from there to a list of aid site "massacres": "On 1 June 2025, the IDF killed 32 civilians and wounded over 250 at the aid centre in Rafah".

What a cesspool.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2025 07:45 PM (8hxDK)

273 I am not sure that being deposed from being on the DNC is a problem for Hogg, after all, he got the full mailing list and most likely a good copy of the financials. Maybe even the ones that they don't admit exist.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2025 07:43 PM (D7oie)

Certainly easier to run primary campaigns and take some scalps like AOC's handlers did. Being able to wield the DNC's shell of an organization would have been convenient.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:46 PM (8avO+)

274 Alright. I'm listening.
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The US, in cooperation with Israel, started a food distribution system to supplant the corrupt system of UNRWA and Hamas. GHF is an NGO contracted to carry out the aid distribution. The idea is to break the dependency of Gazans on the corrupt system, thereby weakening Hamas' hold on power.

It's showing great promise. The fact that Hamas is now attacking them shows how threatened they are.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:48 PM (paSBy)

275 If they don't have about 2000 mercs with them with lethal force then they are too stupid an organization for me to be sympathetic too.
---
There are some US mercs to prevent Hamas from stealing the aid. The IDF provides security at a distance.

I admit I'm surprised by the response here. I thought everyone knew about this program.

It's Trump's fucking program. And it appears to be working great.

The ignorance here is amazing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:52 PM (paSBy)

276 Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home...
Posted by: Jello B. at June 11, 2025 07:21 PM (8hxDK)
How can I save my little boy
from Oppenheimer's deadly toy?
- Sting

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2025 07:52 PM (LHPAg)

277
6 out of 8 Ovens on a US Aircraft Carrier to not work, and the CREW can't fix them due to a contract that says they must be fixed by the vendor.

-----

Sounds like the vendor has friends at the Pentagon. Isn't this exactly the thing that should not be in a contract?

Also: 6/8 failure rate. Junk. Reminds me of the Civil War, when Union contractors were selling things like gunpowder extended with black dirt, and boots that disintegrated when wet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 11, 2025 07:52 PM (ES1Rb)

278 For those of you fucking cheering, maybe find out at least a little about the matter before sounding off.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 07:41 PM (paSBy)

If they don't have about 2000 mercs with them with lethal force then they are too stupid an organization for me to be sympathetic too.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2025 07:43 PM (8avO+)

OK, let me put it this way, it is Trump administration's scheme done in concert with other parties to bypass hamas. ok ?

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2025 07:54 PM (g47mK)

279 It's showing great promise. The fact that Hamas is now attacking them shows how threatened they are.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,
----------

They should make food trail to Egypt
_bread crumbs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2025 07:58 PM (I7b3/)

280 >>>OK, let me put it this way, it is Trump administration's scheme done in concert with other parties to bypass hamas. ok ?
Posted by: runner
------------

Are the 2000 mercs the escort service to Egypt?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2025 07:59 PM (I7b3/)

281 "The ignorance here is amazing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis"

My bad.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 08:06 PM (0HaGk)

282 Toronto will open a black-only homeless shelter, with all other races excluded.


I'll have a coke.

Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at June 11, 2025 08:48 PM (+Mo1I)

283 "whose performance had not previously been questioned."

I'm sure there were many questions.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 08:53 PM (gDhA9)

284 I'd kill to get a fed 9-5 job.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 08:54 PM (gDhA9)

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