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Illegal Alien Charged With Throwing Molotov Cocktails at Police
The exact charge was "assault with a fiery but mostly peaceful incendiary device."
This is not an "immigrant." This is a Mexican invader, little different from Pancho Villa.The Department of Homeland Security on Wednesday announced that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrested a previously deported illegal immigrant from Mexico after he allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail at law enforcement amid rioting in Los Angeles on June 7. LA has experienced days of unrest, with agitators setting fire to cars, throwing bricks and fireworks at police officers and vehicles, graffiting property, looting businesses, and smashing windows of the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) headquarters downtown in response to ICE raids in the city last week. "Emiliano Garduno-Galvez is a criminal illegal alien from Mexico who threatened the lives of federal law enforcement officers by attacking them with a Molotov cocktail during the violent riots in Los Angeles. ICE arrested Garduno-Galvez, and he is now being charged with attempted murder. These are the types of criminal illegal aliens that rioters are fighting to protect," Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin said in a Wednesday statement. McLaughlin added: "The Los Angeles rioters will not stop us or slow us down. And if you lay a hand on a law enforcement officer, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law." DHS noted that Garduno-Galvez had previously been deported and has a prior criminal record, including a 2024 arrest for grand theft near the Anaheim Police Department and a DUI in Long Beach.This man is Our Strength. He's probably working on a cure for cancer in between boosting cars. Here are some of the Future Cancer Curers who the Democrat-Media Party is determined to keep in the country.
Trump's ICE crackdown is continuing despite LA riots... meet some of the worst criminals they've arrestedWhat can we do when Our Strength commits lewd acts with children? Here are more pedophiles and sex criminals that the Democrat-Media Party has protected and permitted to remain in our country:
President Donald Trump's ICE continues to arrest criminal illegal aliens as protests and riots have engulfed Los Angeles. Over 160 anti-ICE protestors have been arrested in LA since Friday, according to local authorities, many for failure to disperse, and at least one - a Mexican national illegally in the U.S. - for attempted murder after throwing a Molotov cocktail at law enforcement. There have been hundreds of illegal aliens arrested in LA since the protest broke out on June 6, a source familiar with operations told the Daily Mail. ... Despite the stand offs with rioters, Newsom and Bass, the White House said deportation operations in LA are continuing. 'The Trump Administration will fulfill the President's promise to deport illegal aliens and no one -- not even violent left-wing rioters -- will get in the way of our mission,' White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson told the Daily Mail. ... The White House is now sending the message that regardless of what Newsom or the protestors think, ICE operations will continue. 'Radical liberal rioters, enabled by weak politicians like Gavin Newsom, are using violence to try and stop the American people's agenda from being implemented. It won't work,' Jackson told the Daily Mail. 'In November, the American people gave President Trump a mandate: deportations.' And according to migrant arrest data exclusively provided to the Daily Mail, ICE's Los Angeles team is continuing to act on the president's orders. The rap sheets of five criminal aliens arrested Tuesday in LA were shared exclusively with the Daily Mail.
It includes Hondurans Carlos Alberto Escobar-Flores, 43, whose criminal history includes a conviction for grand theft; and Jose Jimenez-Alvarado, who was convicted for felony theft, according to the White House. Mexican national Jesus Romero-Retana, 52, a man convicted for battery and intent to terrorize, was also apprehended by ICE on Tuesday, the White House revealed. So was Cambodian Mab Khleb, a 53-year-old citizen of Cambodia, with prior convictions for possession of controlled substances and lewd action with a child, officials said. Sang Louangpasert, a 66-year-old Laotion man who was ordered to leave the U.S. in 2001, was also arrested by ICE. He has previous convictions of lewd acts with a child under 14 and corporal injury on a spouse, the White House said.
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_ BREAKING: Federal sources ID some of the criminal illegal alien targets ICE arrested in their LA operation yesterday & today, which sparked violent protests. They include multiple gang members, convicted sex offenders, violent gun offenders, & drug offenders. One has already been deported. They include: Rolando Veneracion-Enriquez, a national of the Philippines who has prior convictions for sexual penetration with a foreign object, assault with intent to commit rape, and burglary, all in California. ARMANDO ORDAZ, a Mexican national & known gang member with a conviction for sexual battery, receiving stolen property, and theft in Los Angeles. VICTOR MENDOZA-AGUILAR, a previously deported Mexican national & known gang member with convictions for assault with a deadly weapon, and possessing drug paraphernalia. DELFINO AGUILAR MARTINEZ, a Mexican national with a conviction for assault with a deadly weapon causing great bodily injury in LA.
NEW: Video of the suspect and incident, courtesy of DHS. pic.twitter.com/LCbgWMAOnT
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) June 11, 2025
Unhinged liberal claims LA riots are "Peaceful protests" pic.twitter.com/OQ97GVZlp8
— TaraBull (@TaraBull80June 9, 2025
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Smellslikevictory at June 11, 2025 02:30 PM (jPdyB)
Posted by: Polka will never die at June 11, 2025 02:31 PM (6LBk0)
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Posted by: Polka will never die at June 11, 2025 02:31 PM (6LBk0)
Is that something like a Vodka Martini ????
Cackle........... Cackle........... Cackle...........
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Posted by: brak at June 11, 2025 02:36 PM (jGJov)
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I keep hearing that America is the only shithole country, that America is scooping up the best and the brightest from across the planet, and that America is full of racist cops who shoot brown people for fun.
Don't these people want to make Guatemala great again, or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 02:34 PM (jc0TO)
Battleburo has entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2025 02:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 02:34 PM (jc0TO)
Take them to Detroit!
Posted by: Dr. Klahn, Slant Eyed Yellow Bastard at June 11, 2025 02:37 PM (I58on)
Posted by: brak at June 11, 2025 02:36 PM
He is a loathsome brute, yet I can't look away..
Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 02:37 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Bluesky at June 11, 2025 02:38 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 02:38 PM (2UZZJ)
The other day she seemed.... distressed over it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2025 02:38 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: brak
that's what I'm saying! I can't believe you and I are surrounded by all of these Racists who can't see that doctors and engineers come in all colors!!!!
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Wednesday . . . with a Camel. . . at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (cfyxU)
that's what I'm saying! I can't believe you and I are surrounded by all of these Racists who can't see that doctors and engineers come in all colors!!!!
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (KRtlO)
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Does Peru not need doctors and engineers? Why should we have them all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
Why does sh think she can do this?
Any of this?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2025 02:40 PM (awPiJ)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 11, 2025 02:40 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2025 02:37 PM (W/lyH)
Santa Anna's mount in battle, right?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2025 02:40 PM (/HDaX)
Guy is an unhinged nutcase.
Being as I know he's representative of the rest of the protesters, then, yeah, those aren't protests, they're riots.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 02:40 PM (tT6L1)
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"He's the next Fernando Valenzuela, h8r!"
/L.A. Dodgers Mexifornia Scouting Office
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 02:40 PM (TlLhj)
Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2025 02:40 PM (dIske)
Posting banger memes 🤣
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 02:41 PM (Hkcdp)
Any of this?
Posted by: Lizzy
Seems like a confession to me.
Time to arrest her and charge he with rioting, insurrection, and terrorism.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 11, 2025 02:41 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 11, 2025 02:41 PM (rJ48h)
Why does sh think she can do this?
Any of this?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (Hkcdp)
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She's going for a narrative victory.
Trump is going for deportation of illegal immigrants. LA can burn for as long as Bass wants as long as ICE gets to operate and deport illegal immigrants.
Hell, the longer antifa is throwing molotovs on camera, the more evidence the DOJ has for domestic terrorism.
Trump has literally no incentive to negotiate for Bass to do her own job. Hell, Newsom's wife went luxury shopping in the tony part of LA today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (KRtlO)
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It's my white privilege. Can't seem to shake it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 02:41 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: DJ at June 11, 2025 02:42 PM (uosPt)
'Despite'? Talk about a target-rich environment.
Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2025 02:42 PM (NEvbT)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2025 02:37 PM (W/lyH)
Santa Anna's mount in battle, right?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2025 02:40 PM (/HDaX)
***
He was known for having a small ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2025 02:42 PM (W/lyH)
The highlight was Newsom's incompetent administration failing not once, not twice but three times to put out a simple video broadcast last night. Spectacular incompetence.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 02:42 PM (viF8m)
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His verbatim response should be, “Haha… yeah…. No, bitch.”
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 11, 2025 02:42 PM (+K1xO)
today's "Our Strength" = tomorrow's "Sparks of Divinity"
sort of a redemption arc
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 02:42 PM (dCxaZ)
You hate America. You are the enemy. F*ck you. I dislike you with the heat of 1000 suns. Your attempted destruction of the United States means the destruction of the world.
Die miserably.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 02:43 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: The Left at June 11, 2025 02:43 PM (jGJov)
Being that stupid should be painful.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)
I think Bass doesn't give a rat's ass about the riots. Her only concern is the poor schumk who cleans her nasty toilets and is now scared to go to work.
Posted by: four seasons at June 11, 2025 02:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2025 02:43 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
Fuck you, I'm signaling as fast and hard as I can.
Posted by: Foreign Virtue Signaler at June 11, 2025 02:44 PM (a4NoL)
Being that stupid should be painful.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)
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She's a trained communist.
Communists are only trained to burn things and wait for utopia to arise up out of the ashes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2025 02:44 PM (awPiJ)
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)
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Ask them if the USAID protests kept USAID open.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)
Yeah, I'd go to Kotzebue to watch that, but, it's an awfully long ways away. And, nobody is going to show up for it, either.
Posted by: Foreign Virtue Signaler at June 11, 2025 02:45 PM (a4NoL)
Nice of the Antifa/La Raza/Hamas cocksuckers to gather all of their most violent miscreants into one group to make ICE's job easier.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2025 02:45 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2025 02:45 PM (a4NoL)
Does Bass not ever listen to the words coming out of her mouth?
How does she avoid the charge she's behind the riots? I mean, I know the woman couldn't organize a one man band, but, come on.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 02:46 PM (tT6L1)
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Pfffft… shows how much you know, hater. He wipes my nasty ass.
Posted by: Karen Bass at June 11, 2025 02:46 PM (+K1xO)
Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 02:34 PM (jc0TO)
Battleburo has entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2025 02:37 PM (W/lyH)
I was thinking that Bikini Atoll would be suitable. Not a lot of land, but plenty of space for inter-island wars as new arrivals are dropped in.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 02:46 PM (S/Y4j)
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together. Intentionally trying to create division is how you “win” short term and lose long term. A patriotic president actually respects and attempts to work and govern with those that that disagree. There’s no actual patriotism in this admin.
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Can't we all just unite together and burn the m*th*rf*ck*r down?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 02:46 PM (L/fGl)
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Be a real shame of a bunch of Walmarts were looted and burned to the ground.
A bunch of them. Like hundreds.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2025 02:46 PM (Q4IgG)
Why does sh think she can do this?
Any of this?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 02:39 PM (Hkcdp)
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Newscum negotiating from strength with Trump:
"If you arrest me, I'll stop bankrupting & destroying Califzuela."
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 02:47 PM (TlLhj)
I think it goes a lot deeper than that. The left has spent years flooding this country with illegal and turbocharged it during the 4 years of Otto Pen. They didn't bring 20+ million illegal invaders into this country to clean toilets and mow lawns.
Leftists aren't the brightest bulbs in the chandelier but even they know this is making them look incredibly bad. They are willing to have this fight for a reason.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 02:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)
they're all splooging in anticipation because they think their communal Act of Whatever TF is going to ruin the Scalp Weasel's birthday.
umm...hello, knuckleheads...it's June 14. You know what ppl do in mid-June? They recreate. BBQs, graduation parties, weddings, you know...the things. And Trump will be having a bigly birthday party especially knowing that all of you have no life and your Saturday is ruined.
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 02:47 PM (dCxaZ)
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That's not his real name. He's just trying to be funny.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (paSBy)
as long as it'll be wrapped up in time for the Early Bird senior discount at the Golden Corral followed by the network news
Posted by: brak at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (jGJov)
If she can stop the riots but doesn't then she is, how you say, a conspirator.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (ExV1e)
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together. Intentionally trying to create division is how you “win” short term and lose long term. A patriotic president actually respects and attempts to work and govern with those that that disagree. There’s no actual patriotism in this admin.
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Can't we all just unite together and burn the m*th*rf*ck*r down?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 02:46 PM (L/fGl)
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Trump was voted into office promising the largest deportation efforts in history. "in history" includes Operation Wetback, mind you.
Democrats don't want him to do that and instead want him to leave the borders open.
So, Trump should be undemocratic and do what the losers in the elections wanted.
Got it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together.
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Perhaps Mr. Todd isn't familiar with the Biden "hell's background" speech? And calling half the country garbage?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (qBdHI)
— TaraBull (@TaraBull80 June 9, 2025
Where's an aneurysm when you need one.
Holy f*ck......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Rolando Veneracion-Enriquez, a national of the Philippines who has prior convictions for sexual penetration with a foreign object, assault with intent to commit rape, and burglary, all in California.
During Pride Month? DURING PRIDE MONTH???
Posted by: He just wants love, you know at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)
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She's not necessarily wrong. It's just that "all the right thinkers of the nation" will be about seven people with fancy degrees who can't wipe their asses. The rest will be some bargain-basement rent-a-mob incels and rando smelly people.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 11, 2025 02:49 PM (rJ48h)
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together. Intentionally trying to create division is how you “win” short term and lose long term. A patriotic president actually respects and attempts to work and govern with those that that disagree. There’s no actual patriotism in this admin.
You lost your job because you really f*cking suck at it. Stop it. Go home. Leave the internet for a while.
You're drunk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IQ Scale at June 11, 2025 02:50 PM (I58on)
We are, after all, all descendants of some sort of immigrant if you go back far enough in history.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2025 02:50 PM (uCjyK)
Under Fidel Castro.
She is a lifelong Commie revolutionary like Ayer’s.
Given that, she’s got a lot more involvement in these riots than being a mayor IYKWIMAITYD.
Time to find out the details….
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 02:50 PM (Hkcdp)
The cops need to blast music from their surplus riot control MRAPs during the peaceful protests.
ICE, ICE, Baby..... ICE, ICE, Baby....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (y9nCu)
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together. Intentionally trying to create division is how you “win” short term and lose long term. A patriotic president actually respects and attempts to work and govern with those that that disagree. There’s no actual patriotism in this admin.
You lost your job because you really f*cking suck at it. Stop it. Go home. Leave the internet for a while.
You're drunk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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Chuck Todd is that creepy rump ranger who got shitcanned, right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
Big aggressive dog at laundromat wanted to bite, almost uncontrollable by owner. She heard me tell dog if you bite I'll kill you. Minutes later dog wandered up to lick my hand. Go figure.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (2SQwh)
That alone is badass.
But twinks gotta' twink and will do stupid shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (YwEeS)
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together.
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lol gf
I'm old enough to remember Lefty "Liberals" complaining about how the Repubs were destroying the "unity" of the country during DogEater's Reign of Error.
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (TlLhj)
Under Fidel Castro.
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I trained under him once and only once. He said I just laid there.
Posted by: Karen Bass at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (+K1xO)
You're drunk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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Sort of rich one of the people who helped divide the country via propaganda is decrying divisiveness.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 02:52 PM (tT6L1)
ICE, ICE, Baby..... ICE, ICE, Baby....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM
So cold, so cold..
Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 02:52 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (TlLhj)
No. You're wrong. That never happened.
Gaslight should've told ya.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
America will be more unified rather than less after Trump deports 10,000,000 illegal immigrants.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2025 02:52 PM (e5NfL)
Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 02:34 PM (jc0TO)
Battleburo has entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2025 02:37 PM (W/lyH)
I was thinking that Bikini Atoll would be suitable. Not a lot of land, but plenty of space for inter-island wars as new arrivals are dropped in.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 02:46 PM (S/Y4j)
We'd rather you just nuke us again.
Posted by: Bikini Atoll at June 11, 2025 02:52 PM (W/lyH)
Under Fidel Castro.
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I trained under him once and only once. He said I just laid there.
Posted by: Karen Bass at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (+K1xO)
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"What's a 'starfish'?"
-- Karen Bass
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
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Every couple has their spats.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 02:53 PM (L/fGl)
I trained under him once and only once. He said I just laid there.
Posted by: Karen Bass at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (+K1xO)
Starfish Sex, except less exciting
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2025 02:53 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Minuteman at June 11, 2025 02:53 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 11, 2025 02:54 PM (tykPk)
We are not one tumor away from immortality so why dilute the language with foolishness?
98 year old man dies. Was it cancer? No, it was old age.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2025 02:54 PM (xIkyh)
That alone is badass.
But twinks gotta' twink and will do stupid shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (Q4IgG)
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Marine's 250th too, no?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
"What's a 'starfish'?"
-- Karen Bass
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
Fidel: It's where I'm about to put Lil' Castro.
Bass: But I poop from there!
Fidel: Not today you don't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm old enough to remember Lefty "Liberals" and RINO Cucks complaining about how conservatives were destroying the "unity" of the country during DogEater's Reign of Error.
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 02:54 PM (TlLhj)
Curse you, Blade. Curse you for beating me to the obvious joke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2025 02:55 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2025 02:55 PM (DE404)
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)
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She's not necessarily wrong. It's just that "all the right thinkers of the nation" will be about seven people with fancy degrees who can't wipe their asses. The rest will be some bargain-basement rent-a-mob incels and rando smelly people.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
"It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron." - H. L. Mencken
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 02:55 PM (S/Y4j)
America will be more unified rather than less after Trump deports 10,000,000 illegal immigrants.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
It's an interesting theory. I think we should test it experimentally 2-3 times and see how it holds up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2025 02:55 PM (ExV1e)
Chuck Todd@chucktodd
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together. Intentionally trying to create division
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I never felt united with my ideological opponents during a Democrat administration. What did I miss?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 02:55 PM (YDQ9Q)
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That’s right, fat. I already cured it. Twice.
*licks ice cream cone*
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 11, 2025 02:55 PM (+K1xO)
Posted by: Kevin Bass #17, Astros at June 11, 2025 02:55 PM (q2NNn)
No. You're wrong. That never happened.
Gaslight should've told ya.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Well I was told by Barak Obama during a state of the union that he won. We should be acting accordingly
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 11, 2025 02:56 PM (gOEou)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
I'm afraid you're going to have to be a little more specific, as there have been several.in the last few months.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 11, 2025 02:56 PM (oxZ9r)
I didn't know he was still in trial.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 02:56 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2025 02:56 PM (DE404)
So, win win, right?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 02:56 PM (gDhA9)
Has the notification of embassy personnel in Tehran been discussed?
Also, non-military personnel out of Bahrain, and ... I don't recall
Posted by: MkY at June 11, 2025 02:56 PM (+Pp+Q)
Posted by: Cmonman at June 11, 2025 02:57 PM (81gJb)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 02:57 PM (paSBy)
Use the decoder ring.
"Our democracy" = "rule by the Democrats".
"Unity" = "rule by the Democrats"
"Kittens and Rainbows" = "rule by the Democrats"
"Diversity" = "rule by the Democrats"
And so on.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 02:57 PM (2ocoG)
Was the top count "asking women for sex in exchange for a lucrative career in the entertainment industry"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2025 02:57 PM (ExV1e)
So, win win, right?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 02:56 PM
It will be tough for us but White Man's Burden etc etc.
Posted by: toby928 at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2025 02:55 PM (ExV1e)
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If early numbers and patterns hold up, it'll be like this.
Trump deported 200,000 in the first four months. Should the OBBB pass, that number will go up with every month at a greater rate. In that time, the foreign born population of the US has gone down by at least 750,000, according to the census. So, that's a nearly 2.5:1 ration of self-deportation to deportation.
If Trump manages to deport 10,000,000, another 25,000,000 could end up going on their own.
What'll that do to rent prices?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
Amir Tsarfati seems to think Israeli strike on Iran is imminent. Apparently intelligence has concluded that the Iranians are assembling a bomb. He says US embassies in the area are being drawn down to minimal levels, and the one in Baghdad is being emptied.
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (Dnobf)
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Oh, fuck off. I use a bowl too.
Posted by: Chuck Todd at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (+K1xO)
Has the notification of embassy personnel in Tehran been discussed?
Also, non-military personnel out of Bahrain, and ... I don't recall
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Also US pulling ships out of the gulf, reportedly.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (Hkcdp)
What'll that do to rent prices?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
We'll all die because there will be no one to program our computers, mow our lawns or clean our toilets.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
HUD and ICE Collude to Target Mixed-Status Families
In a move that will have major impact in New York, California, and Texas, the two agencies recently agreed to work together in ways that threaten thousands of Americans.
^ "Mixed-Status Families, becoming a centerpiece for June 14th and other protests, peaceful or otherwise.
Ex:
Justice Action Center, Immigrant Justice Through Litigation and Storytelling (See Mission, Cases...)
FWD dot US, American Families United Act
Priority Bill Spotlight
This bipartisan legislation would help U.S. citizens sponsor their spouses and children for green cards, keeping mixed-status families together in the U.S., March 20th, 2025
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 11, 2025 02:59 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 11, 2025 02:59 PM (KbCG3)
That alone is badass.
But twinks gotta' twink and will do stupid shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2025 02:51 PM (Q4IgG)
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Apparently I am in the minority among my retired military buddies about the Army Parade. they think it is Trump being Trump and a waste of time and money.
I disagree.
America needs more parades with it's military. The American people need to see the Services. The only people who really care or know the military are families who's have members in it. Need to spread the word.
Yes, it is a pain in the ass for the troops, but like one of mine said after the Victory Parade following Desert Storm: "Sir, what a huge clusterfu*k. We got there, had to practice fr three days, hurry up and wait. Long days, and then the parade. That was fantastic!!! Sir, I never had to buy a drink for the rest of the day."
The troops bitch about everything, but they appreciate bein appreciated for what they do.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2025 02:59 PM (W/lyH)
What'll that do to rent prices?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
If that happens I think many of our societal ills will recede a bit. It would make Trump one of the greatest presidents of all time regardless of what else he does.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2025 02:59 PM (uCjyK)
You didn't feel united when Joey called you unAmerican and a threat to democracy?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2025 02:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 02:59 PM (gDhA9)
For some reason, I get the impression the Federales would have no problem gunning down a gringo like myself were I to do such a thing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (tT6L1)
Yup. They'll molest, murder, and vandalize their way to the cure, just like Biden's handlers wanted.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (ynpvh)
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together. Intentionally trying to create division is how you “win” short term and lose long term. A patriotic president actually respects and attempts to work and govern with those that that disagree. There’s no actual patriotism in this admin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 02:46 PM (L/fGl)
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Let's jump into the Wayback machine and see what Chuck had to say about an administration labeling Catholics as terrorists, putting the current head of the DHS on the no fly list, and prosecuting anyone with a differing political opinion. Creating fake criminal indictments on the current sitting president etc. etc. etc.
Todd really is a lump of stupid.
Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (N39Ws)
June 19th for the freed slaves
Te gays can't catch a break in Pride Month! Pride Month
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 03:01 PM (2UZZJ)
What'll that do to rent prices?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
I can just imagine all the "I fund my early retirement with rental properties" youtubers will be shitting a brick.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2025 03:01 PM (ExV1e)
Is it really that fucking hard?
There's just absolutely no middle ground there?
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 03:01 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (YwEeS)
For some reason, I get the impression the Federales would have no problem gunning down a gringo like myself were I to do such a thing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (tT6L1)
The possession of a single cartridge casing can get you 10 years in a Mexican prison, and they are much, much worse than the worst American prison.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (dIske)
He is a liberal media personality. It's a mandatory prerequisite.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Also, why are the Dems opposed to these people curing cancer from the comfort of their own countries? Why, that would make those countries better. Do they hate other countries?
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: night lifted at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (dIske)
He is a liberal media personality. It's a mandatory prerequisite.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Fuckin' Todd, man...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: The neighbors at June 11, 2025 03:03 PM (WcbiW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2025 03:03 PM (DE404)
@TheKevinDalton 6m
Federal agents involved in Boyle Heights crash accused of hit-and-run.
LAPD investigating as possible assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2025 03:03 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (N39Ws)
Doesn't the cell phone camera reverse everything?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Bass now: “I am calling on business leaders, community leaders, faith leaders to come together downtown…to talk about how we’re gonna clean up the city.”
Why don't you get your voters from AFSCME and SEIU Local 721 off their butts and make them earn their wages? Why do private citizens have to pick up the slack for your failures?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (YDQ9Q)
DHS noted that Garduno-Galvez had previously been deported and has a prior criminal record, including a 2024 arrest for grand theft near the Anaheim Police Department and a DUI in Long Beach
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Why isn't someone like that locked up in prison?
Is deportation considered an equivalent replacement for years in prison? Because, it's not.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (DOcg9)
Fuckin' Todd, man...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
He'd f*ck him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Just started paying attention at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (WcbiW)
1) Deport 1 criminal illegal aliens
2) Deport the 10 illegal aliens who tried to prevent you deporting the first criminal illegal alien.
3) 1,000 aliens self deport, because the 10 fear mongered the deportation of the first 1 criminal illegal alien.
So for each alien Trump deports, we get 110 others.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (gDhA9)
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It does seem like something is up. That teleconference with Israel's security cabinet from Camp David the other say sounded very unusual.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (paSBy)
It’s so sad that this administration has no interest in trying to bring the country together. Intentionally trying to create division is how you “win” short term and lose long term. A patriotic president actually respects and attempts to work and govern with those that that disagree. There’s no actual patriotism in this admin.
At this point in the game, at least for me I have zero interest in "playing nice" and bringing the country together. There is no middle ground, no way to come together. It is us vs. them. And it now part of the "find out" phase for all the wrongs they have done to us for the last 8 years. So buckle up Chuck.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (N39Ws)
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Go on….
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (+K1xO)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (0eaVi)
Predating on women is a proud Democrat tradition. Just ask the Lion of the Senate.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: night lifted at June 11, 2025 03:05 PM (FZn/N)
Is deportation considered an equivalent replacement for years in prison? Because, it's not.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 11, 2025 03:04 PM (DOcg9)
Bail reform. Simple as that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2025 03:05 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: steevy
Looks like it.
I'm hoping it's a joint strike. Kind of a "in your face" to the JOO haters here, especially in the prior Admin... lookin' at you, Rat Face Jarrett
Posted by: MkY at June 11, 2025 03:05 PM (+Pp+Q)
Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2025 03:00 PM (dIske)
He is a liberal media personality. It's a mandatory prerequisite.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
I am ...sofa king...we Todd did...
Posted by: Chuck Todd at June 11, 2025 03:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (dCxaZ)
CBP has occupied the African Savannah exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo.
Now renamed "ICE Station Zebra".
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (w9Wax)
She's Mexico's figurehead. Mexico is a failed narco-state.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (lIio7)
They could live stream Jarrett finding out the mullahs are being vaporized and wipe out the debt.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (2ocoG)
Last paragraph is very quotable
https://x.com/monsterhunter45/status/
1932815746918408653
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (Splbu)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (+qU29)
Rolando Veneracion-Enriquez, a national of the Philippines who has prior convictions for sexual penetration with a foreign object, assault with intent to commit rape, and burglary, all in California.
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If he was going to carry on like that, why didn't he just stay in the Philippines?
Oh, right -- money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (DOcg9)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (dGCAG)
I have to add that this is also perhaps a downstream result of getting really liberal with "speech".
But it's not like progs would stop trying to word-switch on us, still.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:07 PM (krQz2)
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There's a point where it looks better if you just shave whatever's left.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2025 03:08 PM (ITkJX)
What'll that do to rent prices?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Oh man, I can just see young couples finally able to afford an apartment FLOODING into buildings all over San Diego County. Deported Hispanics need to start photoshopping themselves holding housekeys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 03:08 PM (YDQ9Q)
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 11, 2025 03:08 PM (Jh9Au)
CBP has occupied the African Savannah exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo.
Now renamed "ICE Station Zebra".
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (w9Wax)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2025 03:09 PM (q2NNn)
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2)
If he was going to carry on like that, why didn't he just stay in the Philippines?
Oh, right -- money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Also -- impunity.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 03:09 PM (YDQ9Q)
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Maybe he's a Flowbee guy.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 03:09 PM (paSBy)
CBP has occupied the African Savannah exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo.
What the heck for? Unauthorized giraffes?
Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2025 03:09 PM (77rzZ)
I had no idea Latinos were so feminist.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 03:09 PM (2ocoG)
https://x.com/monsterhunter45/status/
1932815746918408653
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 03:06 PM (Splbu)
That's a pretty epic rant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: night lifted at June 11, 2025 03:10 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 03:10 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
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On November 10 (founded in 1775 as well).
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 03:10 PM (adbWs)
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 03:11 PM (dCxaZ)
OT Bill Clinton has just published a a thriller co-authored with James Patterson called "First Gentleman."
lolol I'm pretty sure that was the intended title of his autobiography for Hillary's two terms. Had to pivot to fiction. (fiction-fiction that is)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 03:11 PM (YDQ9Q)
Unhinged liberal claims LA riots are "Peaceful protests"
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That performance must have tuckered you out, hoss. Take a stimulant. Strongest one you can find. Your country needs you. Mexico, I mean.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 11, 2025 03:11 PM (DOcg9)
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (Fj437)
A Jewish lesbian. Gotta have that double word score.
I have no idea how that happened. She's apparently not even Latina, so I'm assuming WEF/USAID.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (2ocoG)
What is it with people recording their opinions while sitting in their car?
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (Fj437)
They can isolate themselves where they think no one will hear their insane rants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
OT Bill Clinton has just published a a thriller co-authored with James Patterson called "First Gentleman."
lolol I'm pretty sure that was the intended title of his autobiography for Hillary's two terms. Had to pivot to fiction. (fiction-fiction that is)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 03:11 PM (YDQ9Q)
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"Okay, Mr. Patterson, here is the voicemail I received from the former president. It's 27 seconds long, and it is a vague idea for a book about the first gentleman of a woman president. He gets most of the royalties as your coauthor."
"Sounds good. I'll have it out in 3 weeks."
*ChatGPT spits it out in a day of rigorous prompt engineering.*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:10 PM (krQz2)
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"Life itself is a suicide pact to a Death Cult, comrade!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 03:13 PM (adbWs)
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 03:10 PM (0HaGk)
They sucked.
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2025 03:13 PM (6k8Dh)
https://tinyurl.com/54s284zd
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 03:13 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Puddin' at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (aICNM)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
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On November 10 (founded in 1775 as well).
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 03:10 PM (adbWs)
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We of the Senior Service recognize the other, younger Service organizations.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (W/lyH)
I didn't know Patterson wrote porn books.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
What is it with people recording their opinions while sitting in their car?
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (Fj437)
That's a show!
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld, getting coffee with another comedian at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (q2NNn)
What is it with people recording their opinions while sitting in their car?
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (Fj437)
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Maybe they want to avoid their parents or neighbors kicking them out for recording their rants at home.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (36PRH)
lolol I'm pretty sure that was the intended title of his autobiography for Hillary's two terms. Had to pivot to fiction. (fiction-fiction that is)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2025 03:11 PM (YDQ9Q)
By "co-authored" we mean "written by some poorly paid underling while Patterson and Clinton slap their names on it."
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (Fj437)
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (Fj437)
Like all previous fads.
Once upon a time, they would stuff themselves in a phone booth. Or swallow goldfish. Or slaughter houses full of student nurses.
These things come and and out of favor, but kids just gotta be kids.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (Fj437)
They can isolate themselves where they think no one will hear their insane rants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
That's where the unemployed "influencers" live, so that's all they have.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Reforger"
They sucked and cut and how can anything ever be wrong with that?
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (Fj437)
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That's so 2019.
It's probably AI now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Puddin' at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (aICNM)
They seem to always gloss right over the word 'peaceful.'
Just like 'shall not be infringed' throws them for a big f*cking loop.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (bwHMz)
Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (4KYSz)
A Jewish lesbian. Gotta have that double word score.
I have no idea how that happened. She's apparently not even Latina, so I'm assuming WEF/USAID.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (2ocoG)
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Like F. Joe Biden, installed by The Cartels.
Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 11, 2025 03:16 PM (adbWs)
Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (4KYSz)
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Again?!
That's like the fifth time today.
How many times can one man die in a single day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
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And the only way to do that is just wave the white flag at deportation, right?
ICE doesn't move the car if somebody is standing in front of it. ICE doesn't ramp up deportations if localities think THEY control immigration and refuse Homan's initial offer.
Fuck you.
Civil order has ALWAYS been "American".
It's not too much to ask, that we don't mint "civil rights" and sacrifice civil order.
Ultimately civil order is what makes civil rights WORK.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2025 03:16 PM (36PRH)
Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (4KYSz)
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Again?!
That's like the fifth time today.
How many times can one man die in a single day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
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"Meh"
-- Cats
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
I'm often reminded that Democrat adults are indistinguishable from a toddler throwing a tantrum.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2025 03:17 PM (bwHMz)
How many times can one man die in a single day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
Not sure, but funerals can last forever.
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at June 11, 2025 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
A Jewish lesbian. Gotta have that double word score.
I have no idea how that happened. She's apparently not even Latina, so I'm assuming WEF/USAID.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (2ocoG)
Scheinbaum is straight. She was married to a dude but divorced him a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:17 PM (Fj437)
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 03:17 PM (0HaGk)
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My brother used one for years. But he's like me--he's so ugly it really didn't matter.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 03:17 PM (paSBy)
What?
It's ingenious.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 03:17 PM (0HaGk)
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Well it certainly does suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (4KYSz)
Just heard it on the radio. The California Dream died long before Brian.
So much of rock music was owed to his genius.
RIP Brian
Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (zBOzm)
I'm going to read them in Clintons voice.
When does this book come out?
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (6k8Dh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
I read a Patterson book once. Some hot chick I met at the bookstore said I should.
It was meh. Then I noticed all his books started having a second name on them. I got the impression Patterson had been dead for some time, but they kept his corpse in a cryogenic chamber, and would take one of his hands out of a plastic bag every few months, run it across the manuscript that just came in, and release it with his name on it. And the lucky author who made his own deal with Satan.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (bwHMz)
Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (4KYSz)
Da.
Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (77rzZ)
How is this guy gonna feed his family without the income he's getting from firebombing cops for the Democrats.
I mean, do you people have no conscience???
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (X9y8b)
Got my Kingdom of Heaven 4K disc. Paid way, way too much for it, but worth it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
I read a Patterson book once. Some hot chick I met at the bookstore said I should.
It was meh. Then I noticed all his books started having a second name on them. I got the impression Patterson had been dead for some time, but they kept his corpse in a cryogenic chamber, and would take one of his hands out of a plastic bag every few months, run it across the manuscript that just came in, and release it with his name on it. And the lucky author who made his own deal with Satan.
Fuckin' A
Posted by: Tom Clancy at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (mNHsg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 11, 2025 03:18 PM (et1vG)
I don't. Try Garrett.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (bwHMz)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (Splbu)
This guy is breaking his back doing the job Americans wont do, throwing molotov cocktails at law enforcement.
Americans are too lazy and comfortable to do this. They can't even wipe their own ass.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 11, 2025 03:20 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Clive Cussler at June 11, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (4KYSz)
Again?!
That's like the fifth time today.
How many times can one man die in a single day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
I wish they all could be California ghouls.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2025 03:20 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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Because they redefine a situation as "mostly peaceful" so give them a break, huh?
But I think that we cannot have a conversation anymore is a result of the libs and progs and leftists thinking they just need to change any word that gets in their way.
There has been some serious damage done to our language. And to me a major point was when the status of marriage became a "right".
A lot of people swallowed that greasy pill. (To be nice.)
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:20 PM (krQz2)
That's like the fifth time today.
How many times can one man die in a single day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
Well, if he was a coward....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2025 03:20 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2025 03:21 PM (2UZZJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (X9y8b)
She's a socialist leading her Free Shit Army to conquer the Land Of Nice Things.
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:21 PM (Fj437)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 11, 2025 03:21 PM (od0dV)
Americans are too lazy and comfortable to do this. They can't even wipe their own ass.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 11, 2025 03:20 PM (et1vG)
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I just hope he's not degrading his ass-wiping skills!
We need these asswipes coming over the border!
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:21 PM (krQz2)
But, it is hilarious watching them go through all their usual euphemisms, equivocations, and minimizations that used to work.
What I think has them really incensed though, is not that we won't believe them, nor that they can no longer force us to at least silence--no, what has them most upset is:
Trump's approval--especially among Hispanics--is rising.
Who knew that "studies" and poly-sci majors, just because they have Spanish surnames, don't actually have a finger on the pulse of the Latino community?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2025 03:21 PM (1r1Cc)
Blech
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (Splbu)
She might just be German.
Lotta Germans in South America after the last big war.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (hB7mE)
Cuz that would be cool.
Posted by: wth at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (UjdFS)
Will be interesting to see how little the police in Florida tolerate this crap
Posted by: Iasonas at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (gUzGB)
What'll that do to rent prices?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
I can just imagine all the "I fund my early retirement with rental properties" youtubers will be shitting a brick.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2025 03:01 PM
Rental prices along with home sale prices around me here in NE Texas would drop like a rock overnight if that happened.
I will gladly take the hit when I sell if we could get rid of 20,000,000 illegals.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (e5NfL)
Go ahead and square that circle.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (X9y8b)
Think of the food combos!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (q2NNn)
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (0HaGk)
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I know, right???
Posted by: Tom Petty at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (mNHsg)
What I think has them really incensed though, is not that we won't believe them, nor that they can no longer force us to at least silence--no, what has them most upset is:
Trump's approval--especially among Hispanics--is rising.
Who knew that "studies" and poly-sci majors, just because they have Spanish surnames, don't actually have a finger on the pulse of the Latino community?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2025 03:21 PM (1r1Cc)
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Ah, but Quinnipac, one of the absolute worst pollsters in the country, just released a poll saying that Trump is terrible.
Nevermind that their polls just suck, you must believe this poll like Quinnipac has never, ever been wrong before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: morigu
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What? I thought it was Gene Hackman
Posted by: Always confused guy at June 11, 2025 03:23 PM (5hfjS)
maybe the troops hate Fake News Media because of how they were jeered at when they refused the experimental jabb and got discharged.
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2025 03:15 PM (4KYSz)
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Again?!
That's like the fifth time today.
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Get around get around he gets around.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 11, 2025 03:23 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2025 03:23 PM (bwHMz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 11, 2025 03:23 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: morigu
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What? I thought it was Gene Hackman
Wasn't me
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 11, 2025 03:24 PM (HcoTw)
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I know, right???
Posted by: Tom Petty at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (mNHsg)
I call it the Vigoda Effect.
Posted by: Nelson Mandella at June 11, 2025 03:24 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 03:24 PM (e7kz6)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at June 11, 2025 03:25 PM (jPdyB)
Posted by: morigu
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What? I thought it was Gene Hackman
Wasn't me
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 11, 2025 03:24 PM (HcoTw)
God Only Knows
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2025 03:25 PM (q2NNn)
Posted by: Man at June 11, 2025 03:26 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 11, 2025 03:21 PM (od0dV)
Not Greenland, Antarctica.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2025 03:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 03:26 PM (e7kz6)
Seriously? It's the Army's 250th birthday; if that doesn't merit a parade, then what does? America has been beat down quite a bit the last several years, and most people who actually give a shit about this country would love to see a grand military parade celebrating something worth praising in this country instead of our typical June parades of dudes wagging their dicks at children
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 11, 2025 03:26 PM (faLVK)
262 Wilson is dying as many times as Tanya Roberts. She's dead, no I'm not, now she is, nope , now?now?______
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I know, right???
Posted by: Tom Petty at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (mNHsg)
I call it the Vigoda Effect.
Posted by: Nelson Mandella at June 11, 2025 03:24 PM (dGCAG)
Ohai Abe!
Posted by: Nelson Mandella at June 11, 2025 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2025 03:26 PM (0HaGk)
lol
"17"
layers on layers man
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)
Think of the food combos!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2025 03:22 PM (q2NNn)
Gefilte fish tacos?
Posted by: moki at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (wLjpr)
Every illegal gone is less money we gotta shell out for them.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (huGNl)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at June 11, 2025 03:25 PM (jPdyB)
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For years, they have been telling us that the flag of the Melting Pot country is a "hate symbol".
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (krQz2)
Got my Kingdom of Heaven 4K disc. Paid way, way too much for it, but worth it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
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Wait until you see it in 8K! SD looks ok at 1080p if a good interpolator is used. 1080p looks ok at 4K if if a good interpolator is used. SD will not look good at 4K.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (17s+e)
......
How is she going to do that, threaten to get naked and walk the streets?
Posted by: wth at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (UjdFS)
Have a great afternoon everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2025 03:28 PM (+qU29)
Yeah they are trying to ID the guy handing out face shields as well. At least some work is going into digging into who is funding and supporting this stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2025 03:28 PM (e7kz6)
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2025 03:29 PM (6k8Dh)
Row well and live...
Posted by: Man at June 11, 2025 03:26 PM (tubbA)
Don't sell yourself short, man, you have a nice Isle too.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2025 03:29 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2025 03:29 PM (1r1Cc)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at June 11, 2025 03:29 PM (jPdyB)
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
Texas Congressman Brandon Gill says the United States needs to move towards BANNING all third-world immigration:
"We don't want infinity immigration from third-world countries. That's what we have. We need a drastic reduction in all forms of immigration."
https://tinyurl.com/sfypwam5
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2025 03:29 PM (NpAcC)
Every illegal gone is less money we gotta shell out for them.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (huGNl)
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I wasn't there.
I am now.
As the Dems have lost touch with even the suggestion that their offices are about serving people and providing governance, it makes sense that they can't wrap their head around how areas are governed.
"Oh, you mean forcing everybody down ideological holes?"
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2025 03:30 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Nazdar at June 11, 2025 03:30 PM (NcvvS)
What about food bank operations; stability of a zillion law firms & attorneys, non-profits & foundations and unions, schools and hospitals? Also, cultural enrichment; community revitalization; increased social cohesion, enhanced civic engagement and participation, skilled labor? And other such bullsh*t claims.
The things that go towards a strong Civil Society. 🤪
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 11, 2025 03:30 PM (NFX2v)
Karen Large Mouth Bass has a husband named...wait for it...
Jesus Lechuga
Posted by: wth at June 11, 2025 03:30 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: pudinhead at June 11, 2025 03:30 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2025 03:27 PM (iFTx/)
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8K (or 16K, whatever is actually next) will never be a physical media, so I'm not worried about it.
Besides, for most things, my TV (about 80") is not big enough to make the differences between 1080p and 4K large enough most of the time. There are standout discs (Dunkirk) and things I'll just upgrade because I want to (Kingdom of Heaven, finished at 2K with a DI in the mid-2000s and upscaled to 4K), but any further upgrades will be digital only. And I don't do that much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 11, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 11, 2025 03:31 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2025 03:29 PM (6k8Dh)
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It's your right as an American, (for some new definition of "rights").
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2025 03:31 PM (krQz2)
Go ahead and square that circle.
Posted by: rickb223
Think of the food combos!
Posted by: Count de Monet
Gifilte Fish tacos!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2025 03:31 PM (X9y8b)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2025 03:32 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2025 03:12 PM (Fj437)
Yeah! What's up with that?!
Posted by: Women recording their brain parts while putting on make up at June 11, 2025 03:34 PM (bckkI)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 11, 2025 03:39 PM (paSBy)
How quaint. They're simply "agitating".
No, you hacks. They're insurrectioning and criminaling. Almost all of that behavior are felonies against the State. And no mention or regard for the citizens who are innocent victims with their livelihoods destroyed? The "agitators" are just bringing attention to things... by destroying those who conduct trade.
The downplaying and minimizing these rioters is disgusting. It's totally expected from the MFM but disgusting nonetheless.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2025 03:39 PM (gLikB)
This most exceptional country on this planet also has an organization without peer, a military unrivaled by anyone else that has proven itself. It has survived a plague of social engineering unparalleled due to the solidity of the NCO corps, in itself unique. We run the organization.
I count myself always proud of and forever loyal to my military and my nation.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 11, 2025 03:40 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Otto Pen at June 11, 2025 03:40 PM (sJHOI)
When your rights, American citizens, were being violated and abused all across the country during Covid, not a single federal judge even lifted a pinky in protest.
But as soon as a child predator might suffer the indignity of being sent back to their home country, where they can't prey on children any more, the whole federal judiciary lines up like eager teenage prom queens, writing love poems to these illegals that would make Hustle magazine editors blush.
John Roberts even jumped out of bed at 2AM to save these monsters from homeland justice.
Because they're not all pedos and pedo-enablers--they just take every single possible opportunity to act like they are ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2025 03:57 PM (1r1Cc)
Nah.
Just drive by the rioters, tossing job applications out the car windows.
Posted by: Ju at June 11, 2025 04:44 PM (vgX6l)
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