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Self-Service ONT
Sorry folks. We went out to dinner tonight and the restaurant was hideously slow. It took well over an hour for our meals to show up, which meant that I just got home 15 minutes ago, so...I've got a few videos that I uploaded earlier today and that's it. Since I'm falling down on the job, I'm giving you the assignment: Post links to your favorite memes in the comments. Self generated content for you. Or just make fart jokes as usual. Whatever.
We be ballin'
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School's out!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 6, 2025
The pilot is glad he wore his brown pants (I know it's AI)
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This is cool
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 09:58 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 09:59 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 09:59 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 06, 2025 09:59 PM (GYt5+)
Posted by: fourseasons at June 06, 2025 09:59 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 10:00 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:00 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:02 PM (hY4dx)
Or just make fart jokes as usual. Whatever.
Posted by: WeirdDave
OK. Here's a mystery click for the top pic.
https://youtu.be/qcuYw7ghpLU
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:03 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 10:03 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:03 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:04 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 10:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 10:06 PM (VNX3d)
I would have thought boob comments would be more likely.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 10:07 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:07 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2025 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 06, 2025 10:10 PM (Y7TJ9)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 10:03 PM (6ydKt)
That's actually the Toronto Chief of police. Want to know why Toronto is a shithole? Exhibit A.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 10:10 PM (J9dzA)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 10:10 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skynet at June 06, 2025 10:11 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:11 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2025 10:11 PM (Dsfkc)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:11 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (WvGHv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (Splbu)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2025 10:13 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at June 06, 2025 10:13 PM (Ecn0w)
Posted by: Hip-Check Harry at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (3tIsI)
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (BI5O2)
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No problem. Here's very good ones from Valor Guardians. Tip 'o the hat to SMH:
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=170046
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (H/u99)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2025 10:13 PM (/U5Yz)
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Don't forget the formaldehyde.
Posted by: President Xi at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (df/te)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
For stick to your ribs pizza, add . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (cYBz/)
https://tinyurl.com/3uwak6m9
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Don't forget the formaldehyde.
Posted by: President Xi
Bleach.
Posted by: Trump at June 06, 2025 10:16 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Don Black
Don, aren't donuts for when they are sold out of apple fritters?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Hip-Check Harry at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)
The Oilers were one goal back after two, on Wednesday, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 10:17 PM (J9dzA)
Posted by: four seasons at June 06, 2025 10:17 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hip-Check Harry at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)
So that’s like 4 1/2 hours right?
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 10:17 PM (LHPAg)
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Operation Chastise
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:18 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 10:19 PM (ohOaC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 06, 2025 10:19 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 06, 2025 10:20 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 10:20 PM (pIfcn)
*takes swig of whisky*
Daphne Blake, come hither.
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 10:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:21 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 10:22 PM (gKDq2)
*takes swig of whisky*
Daphne Blake, come hither.
Posted by: Bulg
"I'm not bad, they just draw me bad."
-- Jessica Rabbit
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 10:22 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 06, 2025 10:22 PM (hY4dx)
The pilot in the other jet had ignored ground control because he was in a hurry.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 06, 2025 10:10 PM (Y7TJ9)
_________
"Do you know who I am?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 10:23 PM (QnmlO)
the Bomber Command Museum has a whole section dedicated to the dambusters.
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Operation Chastise
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I like the movie.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046889
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 10:23 PM (63Dwl)
https://www.barnhardtmemes.com/
https://bitsandpieces.us/
Midwest Chick Thur Meme Drop
https://bit.ly/4dS9R5C
I like this one:
https://bit.ly/4jxupkV
Annnnnd, howdy & good evening, overnightly folks.
It is good to be alive.
Posted by: mindful webworker - safe at home at June 06, 2025 10:23 PM (MUT5K)
Google Ai is telling people to put glue in their pizza recipe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Don't forget the formaldehyde.
Posted by: President Xi
Bleach.
Posted by: Trump
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Insects
Posted by: Bill Gates at June 06, 2025 10:23 PM (y8VAE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm9tvzRDTS0
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (pIfcn)
Did the Canucks ever release a final analysis for the crash in Toronto where the pilot flew the Delta plane into the ground?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (WvGHv)
_________
Tariffs. And that 51st state terrorism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:21 PM (ha1wR)
I thought San Miguel was Filipino beer? Maybe the formaldehyde is there to preserve the mice that get trapped in the bottles, so you can take them back to the beer store to get your free case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (J9dzA)
Posted by: Don Black
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I went to Staples to buy Bostich B8 staples. Guess what they didn't have?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (XeU6L)
Here's a WeirdDave-style opener:
https://is.gd/2qxL2q
And some wisdom:
https://is.gd/h34W1D
And some funny military content for a smart military blog:
https://is.gd/Qcrg92
Memes
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Because he only works when someone walks by.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (BuA5c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
A red Swingline stapler?
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (pZEOD)
LOL.
I have been banned I don't know how many times. My Internet provider keeps changing my IP address and I just come up with a new name.
I have learned not to write nasty shit while drunk.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 10:26 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:26 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (XeU6L)
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Hitler?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:26 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 10:27 PM (ZmEVT)
-- Jessica Rabbit
Posted by: Tonypete
Ahem.
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Posted by: the real Jessica Rabbit at June 06, 2025 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:27 PM (BI5O2)
Where could you possibly have eaten in that East Texas wasteland that it took an hour to get tour chipped beef served?!?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 06, 2025 10:28 PM (guCHD)
You can afford to go out to dinner on a Friday night?
Stop bragging.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 10:30 PM (ZmEVT)
*takes swig of whisky*
Daphne Blake, come hither.
Posted by: Bulg
Daphne might be up for anything you'd suggest, but Velma would come up with some ideas you wouldn't have thought of.
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:31 PM (DgGvY)
Or they are hiding out.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 10:31 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (BI5O2)
The hamsters are all playing Super Mario World
Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2025 10:31 PM (Dnobf)
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A hot little Cro-magnon like Betty could have done so much better than an Erectus like Barney.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 06, 2025 10:20 PM (xcxpd)
https://tinyurl.com/yc8fd8pd
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (pIfcn)
Very wobbly today, which is bad, because we are at Paul's family's annual reunion weekend. That means that we are in nature (although we have cabins and wi-fi), which means walking on very uneven ground. I may be staying indoors much more than normal this year! 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (+LGfl)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
If Barney could get her, anyone had a chance?
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - it's not finished at June 06, 2025 10:33 PM (sPQoU)
https://youtube.com/shorts/55By99k8oNE
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 10:33 PM (VNX3d)
Very wobbly today, which is bad, because we are at Paul's family's annual reunion weekend. That means that we are in nature (although we have cabins and wi-fi), which means walking on very uneven ground. I may be staying indoors much more than normal this year! 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (+LGfl)
You need to have them carry you around in a sedan chair, Teresa. Then you can go everywhere they're willing to take you.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 10:36 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 10:37 PM (77rzZ)
"Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" See you back at 3 pm to settle this.
———-
No no no. “Post Toasty” by Tommy Bolin.
Posted by: Trust Me at June 06, 2025 10:38 PM (0/ySy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:39 PM (BI5O2)
Surprised you didn't post "Oh L'Amour"
Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2025 10:39 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
"What don't you want?"
-- Zombie Margaret Bowman
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 10:40 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Oh yeah, makin' the Rubble bounce!
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:40 PM (144I4)
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"LaGrange", by that little old band from Texas
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:42 PM (AOsQT)
I would have thought boob comments would be more likely.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 10:07 PM (0Htd1)
Right???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (QRFVs)
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Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (k+RN3)
The only reasonable thing to do when your food is that late is to throw down.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
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Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.
If they're high enough they might think it's funny to vote for it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (lUFok)
"Born to be Wild" always got kicked to 11 when I'm driving.
Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Bert G at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (VARTN)
Because he only works when someone walks by.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (BuA5c)
You work with a cow orker? I thought about becoming a cow orker myself, but was put off by the need to get a four year degree in Orking.
Good thing I didn't, because all the good orking jobs got shipped to China. Now I just have a hobby of driving late at night to the local pasture, sneaking over the fence, and orking every cow I can get my hands on.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (d1dHP)
https://youtu.be/r2AInopKBWM?si=OyeihhzTAji-By-0
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (BI5O2)
Which restaurant, so we know to avoid it?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (QRFVs)
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (77rzZ)
So it appears we are never going to learn a damn thing about who was running Epstein.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 10:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2025 10:47 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 10:48 PM (63Dwl)
Which restaurant, so we know to avoid it?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra at June 06, 2025 10:48 PM (DgGvY)
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Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (k+RN3)
Call it the Ignore Constituents Everyday act. Daily drug testing while Congress is in session, quarterly office and staffing audits, monthly financial audits of each member, and a minimum 30 day response time to constituent calls and emails.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 10:49 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2025 10:49 PM (RIvkX)
"Born to be Wild" always got kicked to 11 when I'm driving.
Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (j4U/Z)
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I hope you weren't driving a school bus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:50 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:31 PM (DgGvY)
Linda Cardellini Velma is Best Velma.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2025 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2025 10:50 PM (rvwwT)
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Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.
Posted by: Braenyard
They'll forget to vote. Too high.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (ohOaC)
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Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (k+RN3)
I really don't care about the illegal substances so much as I would love to know which ones are on prescription psychotropic drugs.
Screw HIPPA, we have a right to know. Calls for this will increase thanks to Joey the B's term.
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (XeU6L)
*shoves bottle of mid-range scotch through the USB port*
This should help.
Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (Dsfkc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:52 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:52 PM (AOsQT)
I had breakfast with a friend from college in Sacramento this week and they comped us because it took a long time, but we didn't care at all. Also she eats there all the time because there is no other place to eat in that stinking pit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I'm kind of surprised, considering how many hard-working, self-sacrificing public servants are in that city.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (y8VAE)
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Sounds like he's improving. Last time he talked about that on TV, he looked like someone was just out of frame with a gun pointed at him.
Most of the time, people argue about if someone is corrupt or being blackmailed, and I'll bet most of the time it's some combination of the two.
But I think in some cases, it's just plain terror, where an otherwise normal person can't be gotten to the usual ways, so good ol' fashioned credible death threats against family members are at play. I get that vibe from Patel.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (AOsQT)
This is why I got donuts *yesterday*!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (QRFVs)
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which version
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:52 PM (AOsQT)
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ABBA?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (XeU6L)
Freshmen year, '74. Dormmate played that song on a loop from Va Tech to Richmond, going to see his girlfriend.
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 10:55 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (y8VAE)
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She explained the reason it so empty is because they don't come to work anymore!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2025 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (hY4dx)
Lets just say that what Barney lacks in height he more than makes up for in girth.
IYKWIMAITYD. (wink, wink)
Posted by: Betty Rubble at June 06, 2025 10:56 PM (d1dHP)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 06, 2025 10:56 PM (Eo96p)
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:58 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)
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Manilow's Copacabana is good for a 35mph boost for me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:58 PM (hY4dx)
So it appears we are never going to learn a damn thing about who was running Epstein.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 10:47 PM (XV/Pl)
He said things I didn't want to hear, it's obviously all lies! See him break eye contact! Who wouldn't lock their eyes with Rogan and stare into his soul for 2 hours straight!
Posted by: Sjg at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (aqZN1)
Posted by: Don Black
Don, aren't donuts for when they are sold out of apple fritters?
Posted by: Tonypete
Fritters (aka Gutballs) are the best.
In another life I was a baker.
Gutballs were made from scrap. Plus apple, cherry glop, nuts... Proof, fry, coat with sugar.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)
Into the Lungs of Hell, Megadeth.
Also, Whole Lotta Rosie. AC/DC
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Sniff n the Tears "Driver's Seat" (Stupid Band name but great driving song)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2025 11:00 PM (CHHv1)
Freshmen year, '74. Dormmate played that song on a loop from Va Tech to Richmond, going to see his girlfriend.
Posted by: RickZ
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Want a refresh? Geeze, those guys were scrawny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRlSHG5hRY4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 11:01 PM (XeU6L)
2nd Place - Radar Love
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 11:02 PM (3tIsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 11:03 PM (3tIsI)
Posted by: haffhowershower
Rush-Red Barchetta
The Cult-She Sells Sanctuary
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 11:04 PM (ohOaC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2025 11:04 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 11:05 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)
Indeed, my good fellow. I for one often find myself pressing the Volvo's accelerator down a bit when the William Tell Overture is playing on the motorcar's wireless.
Posted by: NPR-listening Twit at June 06, 2025 11:05 PM (d1dHP)
One cassette that was always on my road play list was Foghat's 'Energized'. That one could put 50-60 miles under your seat belt., no problem.
At 40 minutes an album . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:06 PM (gKDq2)
But there are many other irons in the fire people are talking about, and they could likely get by just saying nothing about it ever again, like the "Lock Her Up" crap last time around.
I don't see what's to be gained by sending out Cop Barbie and her merry band of influencers with binders full of jack squat, or putting a clearly uncomfortable Bongino and a palpably fearful Patel to say "move it along, folks, nothing to see here!"
It embarrasses and discredits the beleaguered apparatchiks they're putting on the spot, and just makes the speculation even worse. It's Streisand Effect stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:07 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2025 11:07 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2025 11:07 PM (gKWVE)
I would argue that Hockey shouldn't go past Memorial day, baseball should be over before October
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (SdJ+k)
Would you believe I encountered a guy in a hardware store, about as old as me, who didn't know about the different grades of bolts? I called and asked if they had any grade 5 3/8" carriage bolts. Why, shore....
Get there, nothing but grade 2. He had no clue. A bolt is a bolt, he actually said. No, buddy, a bolt ain't a bolt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (BI5O2)
I've heard the Mossad favors multiple silenced .22 slugs to the back of the head.
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Bull at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (d1dHP)
Get there, nothing but grade 2. He had no clue. A bolt is a bolt, he actually said. No, buddy, a bolt ain't a bolt.
Posted by: publius
He might be correct, if all their bolts are Chinesium imports.
Posted by: mikeski thinks that's nuts at June 06, 2025 11:11 PM (DgGvY)
Would you believe I encountered a guy in a hardware store, about as old as me, who didn't know about the different grades of bolts? I called and asked if they had any grade 5 3/8" carriage bolts. Why, shore....
Get there, nothing but grade 2. He had no clue. A bolt is a bolt, he actually said. No, buddy, a bolt ain't a bolt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
What *is* the difference, and how can you tell? I can't remember seeing anything on labels but then I never knew that was something to consider.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 11:12 PM (QRFVs)
>> It embarrasses and discredits the beleaguered apparatchiks they're putting on the spot, and just makes the speculation even worse. It's Streisand Effect stuff.
The even wilder thing about the whole Epstein saga is that literally the entirety of the MSM complex do not care one iota about this story, it would seem to be a story tailor made for deep and wide investigative journalism from numerous angles and yet they don’t give a shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2025 11:14 PM (SdJ+k)
I kid, I love that song.
A lot of good tunes mentioned. Especially Cocacabana and William Tell Overture!
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 11:15 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)
You're looking for coffee? or maybe bacon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 11:16 PM (QRFVs)
Sadly, you may be correct, sir.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:18 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Bull at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (d1dHP)
It's impossible to say who was running Epstein (we'll never know).
A lot of people like the Mossad explanation, and given the Maxwell and Wexner connections, I expect they were direct or indirect beneficiaries of his seedy work.
But that doesn't explain the high degree of involvement by MI6 with the elder Maxwell, or the frantic, fevered actions of the US government from the FBI to a couple of different federal court districts in NY and FL to cover this all up over the course of more than a decade.
I'm putting my chips on "Five Eyes op." But again, we'll never know.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Higher grades are stronger, and there's a pattern on the head to identify them. (It's a high hanging curve.....)
https://is.gd/WTuUlm
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 11:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)
You're looking for coffee? or maybe bacon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 11:16 PM (QRFVs
Don't recall...but both are good ideas!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:21 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:21 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 11:22 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:22 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
Not sure if carriage bolts are made in Grade 5. Since the head is supposed to anchor itself in wood, the weak link in the bolted-up assembly will be the wood.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:22 PM (J9dzA)
Main difference is tensile strength. There are three common SAE grades, 2, 5, and 8. Standard is head markings, seen here:
https://tinyurl.com/293zhn45
It's the tensile strength of the steel alloy used. Yield strength and all that is also important. Grade 8 bolts, the strongest commonly available are generally goldish colored as opposed to silvery zinc. This is one of the big distinguishing features.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:07 PM (BI5O2)
Yeah it's pretty weird.
Is there a way to logically deduce what's going on?
Epstein dies in jail under highly suspicious circumstances.
Biden Feds say it's suicide
Trump promises to release Epstein files
Trump Feds say it's suicide
If it's not suicide, what would cause both sides to participate in a cover-up?
Are they covering it up for different reasons?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:23 PM (Splbu)
They are, at least around here. Besides wood, carriage bolts are used in lot of metal. My need here was for the skirt plate on a rotary mower, where some had popped off. The heads of grade 5 will have the three radial lines stamped on them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:25 PM (w6EFb)
Sheeesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:27 PM (hY4dx)
Biden Feds say it's suicide
Trump promises to release Epstein files
Trump Feds say it's suicide
If it's not suicide, what would cause both sides to participate in a cover-up?
Are they covering it up for different reasons?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:23 PM (Splbu)
I think Pedo Island was an op by the WEF to get kompromat on willing henchmen. Bang an underage kid, become a WEF "insider", and WEF has the kompromat to keep you from straying off the reservation. And WEF shared a bit of this with the Five Eyes, who allowed it to go on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:27 PM (J9dzA)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:25 PM (w6EFb)
McMaster-Carr?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:29 PM (J9dzA)
Sheeesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:27 PM (hY4dx)
These guys are nuts!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:30 PM (W/lyH)
Sheeesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:27 PM (hY4dx)
Are you suggesting that boobs come with grading marks that wear off after several months? I suspect there are a number of men who would be interested in applying for the grading process.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 11:30 PM (VNX3d)
4 days ago · Grace Schara, a 19-year-old with Down syndrome, died from COVID-19 complications at St. Elizabeth Hospital, according to the hospital. A lawsuit from Grace’s family alleges the hospital ...
Mary Talley Bowden MD@MdBreathe
Grace Schara did not die. She was murdered.
https://tinyurl.com/53t7eymm
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 11:30 PM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Wait for the 'apology book' tours, hitting all the hip podcasts.
Joking aside, that's a great point. But then, I said back in 2008 there was a Pulitzer laying on the ground waiting to be picked up by any intrepid journalist willing to investigate the very shady backgroaund of one Barack Hussein Obama. From his being a ghost at colleges, his questionable heritage, the communist influences. But boy do I remember how the media portrayed him as a 'moderate', . . . a 'moderate' far left radical.
We no longer have a real media. Sure, there are independents, but their stories get no airplay. Unfortunately, if an independent journalist breaks a story and no one hears or reads about it, who gives a shit?
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (rdVOm)
Rockford was always the big brand around here back in the day. But, now, it's probably Chicom shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Just a little bit screwy.
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (rdVOm)
Time to throw a wrench in the works.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 11:32 PM (VNX3d)
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For different people, but for the same reason. People from every government institution including """both""" of its political parties are implicated, and there's already a serious crisis of confidence in the institutions as it is.
It's not the Kennedy stuff. The culprits in this caper are still in positions of real power. I think this is a mask that nobody can afford to be pulled away, and so it won't be.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:33 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Just a little bit screwy.
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (rdVOm)
Time to throw a wrench in the works.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Socket to me!
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:34 PM (rdVOm)
Sheeesh.
I agree. What is this place coming to?
Sheeesh.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 06, 2025 11:34 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 11:34 PM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (J9dzA)
Nuts will be marked for grade as well. There's several schemes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
5 eyes = United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand.
Are Oz & NZ really players in this? Or is it related to the EU?
Anyone ever compare the timelines of events related to pedo island and to the Ukraine upheavals?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:37 PM (Splbu)
Nuts will be marked for grade as well. There's several schemes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
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Grade A through Deez nuts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:38 PM (hY4dx)
https://www.youtube.com/live/4XJ7NAS-9YA
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Bull at June 06, 2025 11:41 PM (d1dHP)
Bingbino says Epstein jailhouse video confirms suicide
we are supposed to just trust him on this
show us the video
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 11:41 PM (AOsQT)
Anyone ever compare the timelines of events related to pedo island and to the Ukraine upheavals?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:37 PM (Splbu)
It would not surprise me one bit to learn that some Oz and NZ politicians were diddling kids on Pedo Island.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:42 PM (J9dzA)
@Voz_US 4h
A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death
[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 11:43 PM (k+RN3)
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That FO, she is a harsh mistress.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:44 PM (hY4dx)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 11:45 PM (bss/y)
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So, a pre-existing condition, right?
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:45 PM (rdVOm)
A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death
[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard
That's a shame. Anyway.....
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 11:45 PM (DgGvY)
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Well, yeah. That seems self-evident. I'm guessing the brain death occurred sometime during the junior year of an American higher education program.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (gKDq2)
Better yet, when a network reporter breaks a national story and gets it shut down in plain sight.
Intrepid Girl Reporter Sheryl Atkinson reported the Obama Fast and Furious gun running scandal on CBS. Now she does podcasts.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 11:47 PM (d1dHP)
I hear Greta is now on a tampons for Gaza mission.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 11:43 PM (k+RN3)
So, merely a flesh wound, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:48 PM (J9dzA)
They flat out murdered her.
Posted by: rachel corrie's two-dimensional corpse at June 06, 2025 11:49 PM (guCHD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
The Paolo always gets, how you say, top grades on his.
Posted by: The Paolo at June 06, 2025 11:50 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:52 PM (Splbu)
>>I'm putting my chips on "Five Eyes op." But again, we'll never know.
Never forget that Bill Barr's father, yes that Bill Barr, gave Epstein his first teaching job.
The same Bill Barr that was the head of the federal prison system where Epstein did not hang himself when the guards fell asleep and the cameras stopped working.
There are more angles to this story than a Disdyakis triacontahedron.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 11:53 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
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Grade A through Deez nuts.
Posted by: Cicero
Bofa Deez.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 11:53 PM (BuA5c)
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:53 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:52 PM (Splbu)
The Biden white house made sure children were separated from their parents and they did not care that they were sticking them with molesters.
Of course, we are the baddies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 11:54 PM (bss/y)
Whatever you do, don't let your nuts gets castellated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
But I think a large number of them knew about it and were complicit in these coverups. Alex Acosta was certainly one such.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:56 PM (BI5O2)
@Voz_US 4h
A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death
[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
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That is so jacked up. "A protester". Just one?
Those A-holes run in packs.
Be better ICE.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2025 11:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Maybe Patel and Bongino got the Arthur Jensen speech from Network on how the world really works.
https://youtu.be/YXWVAOPxxQU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 11:47 PM
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Sheryl also has a syndicated weekly TV show. She's a cutie.
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 06, 2025 11:57 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:52 PM (Splbu)
Unfortunately, unlike the movie, the baddies aren't asking themselves that question. They're still living high on the hog, while demanding we eat insects.
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:57 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 11:58 PM (VofaG)
Intrepid Girl Reporter Sheryl Atkinson reported the Obama Fast and Furious gun running scandal on CBS. Now she does podcasts.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 11:47 PM (d1dHP)
Wow, I did this 13 years ago, when I was only 16...
https://youtu.be/-YtBxoQEkZ0
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 11:59 PM (d1dHP)
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 11:59 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2025 12:00 AM (0nHVk)
In another life I was a baker.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Have you considered a career in candlestick making?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2025 12:00 AM (bA75n)
Either we repent or are destroyed.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2025 12:01 AM (Splbu)
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:03 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: RickZ
Florida here (waves).
Few years back there were three hit and runs in short order.
News / PSA put out - no reason to run, the pedestrian was not in a cross-walk, so they were clean kills.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:04 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
The proper use of lock washers will ensure that your nuts stay secure and tight for years to come.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2025 12:04 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:03 AM (VofaG)
More controllable personality? He might have flipped no matter what just to take the bastards down. She strikes me as more ... realistic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2025 12:05 AM (bss/y)
[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
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That is so jacked up. "A protester". Just one?
Those A-holes run in packs.
Be better ICE.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Get more!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 12:05 AM (BuA5c)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Staked isn't much better.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:06 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2025 12:06 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 07, 2025 12:06 AM (NXz8h)
Use Loc-Tite or kiss your nuts goodbye!
(yes, it was an actual promo from Loc-Tite rep)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:07 AM (rdVOm)
Those A-holes run in packs.
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Bring back the cow-catcher!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2025 12:07 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Have you considered a career in candlestick making?
Posted by: Joe Kidd
Got that and butcher already covered.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:03 AM (VofaG)
More controllable personality? He might have flipped no matter what just to take the bastards down. She strikes me as more ... realistic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2025 12:05 AM (bss/y)
But would you take that chance? Also I’m sure Epstein had confidantes and a kill switch.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)
Use Loc-Tite or kiss your nuts goodbye!
(yes, it was an actual promo from Loc-Tite rep)
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Do tell.
Posted by: Ridgid Tools at June 07, 2025 12:09 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2025 12:09 AM (63Dwl)
That bitch had no leverage.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:10 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)
As soon as Epstein 'suicided' I am sure she became amenable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2025 12:10 AM (bss/y)
Use Loc-Tite or kiss your nuts goodbye!
(yes, it was an actual promo from Loc-Tite rep)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:07 AM (rdVOm)
Friend of mine worked for a fastener manufacturer. Company name? Mutual Screw. Tee shirt of the corporate logo and mission statement read, "It's better when it's Mutual."
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2025 12:11 AM (bA75n)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It's now officially a boob thread ( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 07, 2025 12:11 AM (y7zkd)
Friend of mine worked for a fastener manufacturer. Company name? Mutual Screw. Tee shirt of the corporate logo and mission statement read, "It's better when it's Mutual."
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2025 12:11 AM (bA75n)
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Oof. Whiffed.
Posted by: It's a Better Screw When It's Mutual at June 07, 2025 12:13 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2025 12:13 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)
Some kill switch. I thought the idea was to make sure one lived or things would be released? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I haven't seen anything released on the sly on Epstein's op, the players involved. Ever.
Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2025 12:14 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:14 AM (rdVOm)
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Charges? He backed up, drove around the fool and rejoined the column.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:14 AM (k+RN3)
Blocking the road ways is bs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:15 AM (k+RN3)
*pours Goslings Black Seal rum shot into USB*
Congrats on the trifecta!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2025 12:16 AM (bA75n)
Now, Loc-Tite colors. I'm trying to remember. I think the red stuff was the stuff that would be well impossible to break once set. If you planned on disassembling, that stuff was not what you wanted to use at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2025 12:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
You have to consider who Ghislaine's father is. He'd probably be pissed at the people who killed his daughter. Maybe enough to put them.
Posted by: Akua Makana at June 07, 2025 12:20 AM (owXCN)
Now, split lockwashers. I believe there were some studies that showed they were pretty much useless, piss poor locking under many high vibration conditions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2025 12:20 AM (w6EFb)
(When Asians go to war a lot of people get killed apparently.)
Anyway - Yi Sun-sin, the surviving admiral of Korea's fleet. Japan had just wrecked the bulk of it at Chilchonryang, so Yi was now admiral of about thirteen ships all of whom wearing their brown pants. Somehow this mad bastard beat the Japanese fleet of about ten times that.
Reddit claims that Togo, the legendary Japanese admiral who spanked the Russians centuries later, was drunkenly compared to Nelson and Yi at the celebration. Togo protested: Nelson was okay, but nobody should be so proud as to compare himself to Yi.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 07, 2025 12:21 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Akua Makana at June 07, 2025 12:20 AM (owXCN)
Him being dead would sort of limit his options.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (J9dzA)
Quote possibly the gayest thing that's ever been posted on this blog.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (viF8m)
Ol' Robert was murdered on his yacht many years prior to all this unseemly nonsense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:23 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:23 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (viF8m)
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I never get tired of the lonely old hag drinking herself half blind.
It's a weakness, I guess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2025 12:25 AM (hY4dx)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=170046
Posted by: Mike Hammer
They were great. Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 07, 2025 12:26 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:58 PM (hY4dx)
So my read on this is you were parked on a hill, passed out on pina coladas while listening to Manilow, and then slumped over on the column and shifted into neutral?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:27 AM (BI5O2)
>>It's a weakness, I guess.
Have you met garrett?
I can introduce you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:28 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2025 12:28 AM (AOsQT)
Got in trouble with that song. Changed the lyrics to "Her name was Blowla, she was a blow girl." Manilow music loving sister didn't find it very funny.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2025 12:29 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (viF8m)
Hey!
Posted by: rolaM ebaG at June 07, 2025 12:30 AM (gKDq2)
It's a weakness, I guess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2025 12:25 AM (hY4dx)
Oh. "Copacabana"
I thought it was a Hillary reference at first.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2025 12:30 AM (d1dHP)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:34 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2025 12:40 AM (J9dzA)
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"...the Mongols killed more than 1,300,000 people in Merv and more than 1,747,000 in Nishapur. The total population of Persia may have dropped from 2,500,000 to 250,000 as a result of mass extermination and famine."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2025 12:41 AM (XeU6L)
Pretty good stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/bp5r2puf
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:42 AM (viF8m)
Replying to @GuntherEagleman @SenAdamSchiff
Hmm, few things could convince me to reconsider my position more than Adam Schiff agreeing with me!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:44 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2025 12:00 AM
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Hi, Debby!
Didn't 'see' you right away... Happy Friday to you too!
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:44 AM (rdVOm)
Now I want Melania and Karoline to pull these two men into a room together for a very long lunch and beat them about the head until they work out their differences and make their relationship work again.
It could happen.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:45 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Ciampino - it's not finished at June 07, 2025 12:46 AM (sPQoU)
This is about to get way worse unless LAPD is ordered to assist
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There's chatter on X about a 50/51 June 14. Fifty protests on 1 day.
There is also chatter about a big protest on July 4.
May be a hot summer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:47 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:47 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2025 12:49 AM (i24o9)
I imagine Melania is probably the only person on the planet able to tell Big Don to behave. For Elon, the equivalent may well be his Mama, but I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2025 12:50 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2025 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2025 12:50 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2025 12:51 AM (lUFok)
@EricLDaugh
Omg...they've LOST it.💀
PANELIST: "EVERY one deserves healthcare."
SCOTT JENNINGS: "Even illegals?"
PANELIST: "Every single person in the world."
JENNINGS: "As a candidate, you're for illegal aliens getting Medicaid?"
PANELIST: "Yeah. Everyone in the world. How is it controversial?"
JENNINGS: "😭😭"
ABBY PHILLIP: "Scott, who do you think pays for healthcare when undocumented people show up at a hospital?"
JENNINGS: "We all pay for it! That's the point... Taxpayers."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 12:51 AM (mlg/3)
We need to get more vid and drone footage of the instigators
Saw me some BLM tee's in the crowd and the BLACK BLOCK were drifting about the periphery.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:51 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:52 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Braenyard
Hah!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2025 12:54 AM (Splbu)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:54 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:54 AM (k+RN3)
Epstein didn’t kill himself because Epstein isn’t dead.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 07, 2025 12:55 AM (0M7jv)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:56 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Staked isn't much better.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:06 AM (/lPRQ)
Keep 'em wired tight.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2025 12:56 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:57 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 12:57 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Gandalf at June 07, 2025 12:57 AM (gKWVE)
ALL OF IT! Pony up, bishes!
*mumbling from off-screen*
WHAT?! I'm a taxpayer, and a citizen, and therefore I *don't* qualify?
WTAF????
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2025 12:50 AM (AOsQT)
Blue paint.
How do pirates vacation?
In an Aaaaarrrrgh Veee.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2025 12:58 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:59 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:00 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 20
Yeah, the red is the "permanent" stuff.
However, if the workpiece is something that can take heat, a torch will get it loose in short order.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 01:01 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 01:05 AM (ohOaC)
$4.9 trillion spent in the US on HCare / 350 million Americans
= $14k per person avg
$14k x (8.23 billion world pop ex US) = $115.2 trillion for HCare of the world
That's 20.98x the total US tax revenue (projected). Or 52.36x of the total US income taxes.
Anyone that proposes such a thing is either deeply innumerate or hold a violent hatred of Americans and America.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (rdVOm)
NIH is shutting down grants for infectious disease centers started under Tony Fauci.
Meanwhile, Kristian Andersen of @scrippsresearch is preparing to flee to Norway as DOJ scrutinise his grant and statements to intel agencies
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:07 AM (k+RN3)
when we have supported their Cinco de Mayo for all these decades??
You have fireworks...we can get better fireworks and you all just watch which way we point them bitches!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:09 AM (25kuG)
The Bar is open...what is your desire?
Posted by: Nightwatch
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I'm a cheap date. Grants, neat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2025 01:09 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:10 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (mlg/3)
Both, I'm quite sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 01:11 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Frankie at June 07, 2025 01:11 AM (MQGTC)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Hot blonde, big bazoombs. Make it a double.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2025 01:12 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2025 01:12 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (mlg/3)
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2025 01:13 AM (d1dHP)
And the recent CHICOM intercept...A Chinese national couple was hit with criminal charges Tuesday for allegedly smuggling a dangerous fungus into the US capable of destroying crops and poisoning humans and livestock.
And we don't just NUKE THEM NOW is because of?
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:14 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (rdVOm)
Amen!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 07, 2025 01:15 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Because they'd be ok with losing half their population and consider it a victory, is why.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:16 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:16 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:18 AM (25kuG)
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And they're not, right now, being waterboarded at Gitmo.
We're (our stoopid guv) not taking things seriously, at all.
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:27 AM (BI5O2)
I assumed “35mph boost” is some kind of Gay Code. Like with the handkerchiefs.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 07, 2025 01:21 AM (l3YAf)
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Word is it's funded by the la familia Soros.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:23 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 07, 2025 12:21 AM (gKWVE)
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The memorial to Yi Sun-shin is quite cool, you ever seen it in Seoul? It's hard for me to choose a favorite pic, but there's one in my nic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 01:32 AM (y8VAE)
No Ice in LA.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:32 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Because they'd be ok with losing half their population and consider it a victory, is why.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:16 AM (mlg/3)
According to Islam Hadiths, three 'Holy Cities' will be destroyed by 'fire'... which is a precursor to the Final Teacher coming... when Islam wins and rules the world.
Some believe they must create that situation...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 01:33 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:34 AM (k+RN3)
Mrs. Nightwatch just rolled up on me and said, "Ya know, you put your faith in other men and politicians that are just going to fail you when you should be focusing on your family and your faith!
Ouch, and that is enough for me to call it a night.
Cheers.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:34 AM (25kuG)
Yi Sun-shin, serious looking fellow.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Worthy of a song by Steve Martin, performed on SNL.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 01:40 AM (y8VAE)
Just think-- what a wonderful place we'd have here, if we could actually use the resources we have, and were NOT subsidizing the rest of the world.
Posted by: JQ
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May we live to see it tip back to 51% not screwed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 01:42 AM (y8VAE)
Posted by: Akua Makana at June 07, 2025 01:43 AM (owXCN)
if so then you will without doubt get fastidious experience.
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Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:52 AM (rdVOm)
Lady Bang
Lady Oh
Lady Buandaek
...it is generally accepted that he fought in at least 23 naval battles, achieving victory in all. In many of these engagements, he commanded forces that were outnumbered and poorly supplied.[3][4]
His most dramatic success occurred in the Battle of Myeongnyang, where he led a Korean fleet of 13 ships to victory against a Japanese fleet of at least 133.[5]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:53 AM (k+RN3)
I accepted works offer to be their swing shift maintnence guy.
I now have two really cool ladies really, really pissed off at me. Which brings me to my delema. My boss (one of the two said pissed off ladies) offered to try and match what the other department is offering me money wise if I stay.
I have a war between departments going on over me. The two managers are not speaking right now but higher ups are hearing all about it. This is pretty cool.
Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2025 02:01 AM (xcIvR)
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We can hope and we can pray.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:02 AM (k+RN3)
As the story goes, Ghislaine asked him, "Daddy, are you going to take a shower on the boat?"
Robert: "No, honey, I'll just wash up on shore."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2025 02:04 AM (w6EFb)
As the story goes, Ghislaine asked him, "Daddy, are you going to take a shower on the boat?"
Robert: "No, honey, I'll just wash up on shore."
Posted by: publius
https://is.gd/o62aee
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2025 02:10 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 07, 2025 02:13 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 02:14 AM (ohOaC)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:14 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2025 02:16 AM (0nHVk)
https://www.unilad.com › news › health
'Ozempic penis' explained as study shows average …
· As the average penis size in the UK continues to rise, experts have suggested that Ozempic could be contributing to the growth. …
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:18 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:19 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:20 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Ciampino - it's not finished at June 07, 2025 02:21 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2025 02:01 AM (xcIvR)
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Ohhhh, what a situation. But you've gotta do what you've gotta do! I moved on once despite a cool lady begging me to stay, and now I'm benefitting from the move -- many years later.
Offer to train your replacement.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 02:27 AM (y8VAE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:00 PM (hY4dx)
They don't look like Ace's shelves...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2025 02:27 AM (ynpvh)
@Riley_Gaines_ You’re truly sick, all of this campaigning because you lost a race. Straight up sore loser. You should be uplifting the trans community and perhaps finding a way to make sports inclusive OR creating a new avenue where trans feel safe in sports. Maybe a transgender category IN ALL sports!!
But instead… You bully them…
One things for sure is no one in sports is safe with you around!!!!!
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Biles is going into competition with Crockett for idiot of the month award.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:38 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:44 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: KLA at June 07, 2025 02:49 AM (R1Eqe)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:38 AM (k+RN3)
Yeah.... but that field of contestants is reallllllyyyy large right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 02:54 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:55 AM (k+RN3)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:56 AM (+qU29)
Biles is going into competition with Crockett for idiot of the month award.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Simon Biles, Michelle Obama, future California governor Harris, anchor who got her own freaking primetime show Joy Reid -- all examples of the worst racist oppression ever known to man. Shall we give them a hotdog?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 03:01 AM (y8VAE)
Let's see her compete on the still rings.
Fuck off, entitled bitch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 07, 2025 03:01 AM (a4NoL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 03:01 AM (y8VAE)
They deserve the ass end of a skunk.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 07, 2025 03:02 AM (a4NoL)
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Word is it's funded by the la familia Soros.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:23 AM (k+RN3)
They ain't fucking with it up here.
https://www.facebook.com/share/18tMb58BbD/
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 07, 2025 03:07 AM (a4NoL)
Have great rest of the night everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 03:07 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 07, 2025 03:14 AM (a4NoL)
Let's see her compete on the still rings.
Fuck off, entitled bitch.
Posted by: tcn
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She did a "fun" attempt at men's gymnastic events and fell like a lump of dough. So cute when she does it from the safety of segregated gymnastics, so un-virtuous when Riley has a problem with losing a race to a man.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 03:36 AM (y8VAE)
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