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Job Growth Exceeds Expectations for Third Month Running

They immediately went from claiming that Biden was running the hottest economy in history to forecasting -- or wishcasting -- a recession from the moment Trump was elected.


The U.S. added 139,000 jobs in May, marking the third straight month of stronger-than-expected growth. With wages up nearly 4% and all gains going to native-born Americans, the White House called it further proof of a "BOOMING" Trump-led economy.

Key Details:

Leisure and hospitality led with 48,000 new jobs, followed by transportation and warehousing (+5,800) and construction (+4,000).

Real average hourly earnings rose nearly 4% over the past year, far surpassing forecasts. Since Trump took office, real disposable personal income has risen at a 7.5% annualized pace.

According to the White House, 99.8% of all job gains under Trump have been in the private sector--a sharp contrast from the final two years of the Biden era, when one in four new jobs were government-funded.

Diving Deeper:

President Donald Trump's "America First Economic Agenda" is delivering, according to the White House's Friday statement celebrating May's stronger-than-expected jobs numbers.

"President Trump's America First Economic Agenda has created a BOOMING economy--jobs are up, unemployment is down, wages are increasing, and inflation is dead," said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "More than 139,000 good jobs were added to the private sector in May, all accounted for by American-born workers."

The private sector has now accounted for nearly every job created since Trump took office in January. That includes four straight months of gains in construction, while wage growth for working Americans continues to beat expectations. Real average hourly earnings are up nearly 4% over the past year. The White House also emphasized that under Trump, real disposable personal income is growing at more than three times the pace of Biden's final year in office.

The report also marks a reversal from the trend seen under Biden, where government jobs made up a significant share of employment gains. Under Trump, 99.8% of jobs added have been in the private economy. Leavitt argued that this reflects a return to a market-driven labor force: "Americans should continue to trust in President Trump, who continues to beat expectations."

Council of Economic Advisers Chair Steve Miran noted on Fox News that over half a million jobs have been created since January--all going to native-born workers. "The President is succeeding in creating hundreds of thousands of jobs."

Posted by: Ace at 02:25 PM




Comments

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1 Elon says we'll have a 2nd half recession.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 02:25 PM (s8j++)

2 Still not tired

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2025 02:25 PM (aPBRN)

3 But what does he know.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 02:25 PM (s8j++)

4 According to the scantily clad MILF ad, I can look forward to robust growth.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 02:26 PM (s8j++)

5 1 Elon says we'll have a 2nd half recession.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 02:25 PM (s8j++)

He's been walking most of yesterday back last night and today...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 06, 2025 02:27 PM (tOcjL)

6 Vigorous

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2025 02:27 PM (c8vhZ)

7 He's been walking most of yesterday back last night and today...

Glad to hear it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 02:28 PM (s8j++)

8 You know this is only going to lead to inflation, and eventually a recession from "overactive animal spirits"

We are doomed.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2025 02:28 PM (D7oie)

9
Good. Now let's turn this into some anti-Chinese action and deport some illegals. I'm all whipped up by the last thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:29 PM (y8VAE)

10 According to the White House, 99.8% of all job gains under Trump have been in the private sector.

I'm really disappointed in Trump over this. Why not 100%?

Consequently, I will flip out and call Trump the 21st-century Genghis Khan . Take THAT!

Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:30 PM (pMi6S)

11 According to the scantily clad MILF ad, I can look forward to robust growth.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 02:26 PM (s8j++)


Being over 29, I find mine is exceeding expectations.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 02:30 PM (W/lyH)

12 Wow, we may be on the verge of an actual Recovery Summer.

Someone in the Trump admin needs to suggest to him to start using that term in his social media posts. Troll the libtards relentlessly.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 06, 2025 02:30 PM (5yDGQ)

13
He's been walking most of yesterday back last night and today...

============

Unexpectedly.

You don't say.

--favorite ace quotes

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (y8VAE)

14 >> I'm really disappointed in Trump over this. Why not 100%?

ICE, CBP and DOGE? (I hope.)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (l3YAf)

15 The U.S. added 139,000 jobs in May, marking the third straight month of stronger-than-expected growth. With wages up nearly 4% and all gains going to native-born Americans, the White House called it further proof of a "BOOMING" Trump-led economy.

======

It should be noted that previous months (Feb-April) have all been revised...downward.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

16 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at June 06, 2025 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

17 Where's my scantily clad MILF?

Posted by: Feeling left out at June 06, 2025 02:33 PM (TbWk/)

18 interesting observation on the private sector job growth. Smash and I like a local Mexican restaurant here in Huntsville. Today I noted that well over 80% of the staff was gringo, and non-Mexican adjacent. The opposite was true as short as two months ago, the last time we ate there. They also have a sign on the front door that they are "hiring".

We just had a big ICE bust of about 30 or 40 people last week. Bet that had something to do with the mostly gringo staff today.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 06, 2025 02:33 PM (ZPJQB)

19 What ads?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 06, 2025 02:33 PM (f2Dcn)

20 Quelle surprise!

Posted by: ballistic at June 06, 2025 02:33 PM (3BwY8)

21 Where's my scantily clad MILF?
Posted by: Feeling left out at June 06, 2025 02:33 PM

Apparently "Near Me".

Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 02:34 PM (jc0TO)

22 You just know Trump is going to have Elon at the SOTU, probably announce a Medal of Freedom for him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 02:34 PM (XV/Pl)

23 Why should we believe this?

Posted by: It's all made up at June 06, 2025 02:34 PM (Bb3Sg)

24 Also, important, if true ( I can't vouch for this, but... )

@AF_Insight 3h
The Trump Economy works for the American.

🔴Foreign-born employment: -195k
🟢Native born employment: +1,249k

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2025 02:34 PM (mlg/3)

25 It should be noted that previous months (Feb-April) have all been revised...downward.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

Well that's disappointing.

Posted by: Guy who thinks that's disappointing at June 06, 2025 02:35 PM (TbWk/)

26 It should be noted that previous months (Feb-April) have all been revised...downward.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO

Eeeeexcellent.

This means they're capable of learning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2025 02:35 PM (jeWRt)

27 24 Also, important, if true ( I can't vouch for this, but... )

@AF_Insight 3h
The Trump Economy works for the American.

🔴Foreign-born employment: -195k
🟢Native born employment: +1,249k
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2025 02:34 PM (mlg/3)

=======

Combine this with the decreased murder rates, and America might be pretty good, even in big, Democrat run cities, in 2026.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

28 why is the DOW up over 500 points? S&P and Nasdaq are both up too, damn looks like everything is up. WTH?

May employment report wasn't as bad as anticipated. when college graduates start trying to find a job, we will see the numbers go up. Should be an interesting summer.

the economy continues to be resilient. Everyone keeps predicting an imminent crash and it just ain't happening. Reminds me a lot of 2022-23 when everyone and their dog predicted a recession.

it is a legitimate concern that Trump will try to manipulate the data. However, it hasn't happened yet. There is plenty of time for the numbers to start showing the disastrous impacts of Trump's ridiculous economic decisions.

This is good news. We should be rooting for a strong economy no matter who is in charge. It's in our best interests as human beings. (Weird, no response to this one lol)

This is a set up. shithole just asked Powell for a full % rate deduction. I think unemployment is up and the economy is struggling.

The federal employees laid off-- thousands-- are probably still getting paid. Their unemployment will register in August, probably.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 02:35 PM (JCZqz)

29 Where's my scantily clad MILF?
Posted by: Feeling left out at June 06, 2025 02:33 PM (TbWk/)

One could type "Fifi's Podcast" into YouTube's search bar if one were so inclined.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2025 02:36 PM (Aqu9a)

30 They immediately went from claiming that Biden was running the hottest economy in history to forecasting -- or wishcasting -- a recession from the moment Trump was elected.
---
Ah, the Maher golden-oldie.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:36 PM (krQz2)

31 Notice how the unexpectedlys always go one way, then something happens and the unexpectedlys remain, but they all go the other way?

Weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (bss/y)

32 Should have been over 100% growth in the private sector since the fed job #s should be lower. Of course public sector includes state and county level, and they may have more money to hire as the economy improves.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (CKOCg)

33 Is this about me?

Posted by: Scantily clad MILF at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (Bb3Sg)

34 28 the economy continues to be resilient. Everyone keeps predicting an imminent crash and it just ain't happening. Reminds me a lot of 2022-23 when everyone and their dog predicted a recession.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 02:35 PM (JCZqz)

========

Q3 of 2022 saw the stock market lose 25% of its value.

We had two straight quarters of negative growth.

The Biden response was to print money and import the third world. This led to an economy that economists called great but the American people decided sucked and elected the party out of power.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

35 why is the DOW up over 500 points? S&P and Nasdaq are both up too, damn looks like everything is up. WTH?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 02:35 PM (JCZqz)
---
Wish harder (Not you, IDUT)

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (krQz2)

36 Bill Clinton was a liar, a cheater, an asshole, an immoral jerk, and he had a crooked penis -- but he was right about one thing: "It's the economy, stupid."

Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (pMi6S)

37 21 Where's my scantily clad MILF?
Posted by: Feeling left out at June 06, 2025 02:33 PM

Apparently "Near Me".
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 02:34 PM (jc0TO)
________
Mine needs just a teaspoon to lose 14 lbs.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (od0dV)

38 🔴Foreign-born employment: -195k
🟢Native born employment: +1,249k
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2025 02:34 PM (mlg/3)

It’s worth noting that from Covid until now, foreign-born employment soared while native-born Americans lost huge amounts of jobs. This is a welcome reversal of Biden’s Americans Last policies.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (l3YAf)

39 35 why is the DOW up over 500 points? S&P and Nasdaq are both up too, damn looks like everything is up. WTH?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 02:35 PM (JCZqz)
---
Wish harder (Not you, IDUT)
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (krQz2)

======

I think Akbar knows we're not making fun of him when we respond to his postings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

40 For those of you considering adopting an Ewok, be sure about the sheltering requirements -- they are Endors only!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM (0sNs1)

41
I'm really disappointed in Trump over this. Why not 100%?

Posted by: zombie

==============

"Dan, we talked to someone from that point-two percent and found out what it really looks like."

Cut to Zoom footage of 24-year-old in her bedroom

(shaky voice) "It took me 12 months to get hired at the Department of Education and now I'm not sure if I'll ever have that job! I don't know what to say if I go out job-hunting again."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM (y8VAE)

42 Sidenote: shopping for shoes with really wide feet and high arches is kind of torture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM (bss/y)

43 36 Bill Clinton was a liar, a cheater, an asshole, an immoral jerk, and he had a crooked penis -- but he was right about one thing: "It's the economy, stupid."
Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (pMi6S)

======

I thought that was Carville who said that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

44 willowed;

255 Perfect. So neighborhood mom-and-pop hospitals are out of business and patients and doctors all have to commute to the borg where you pay $8/hour to park. Also, where there's so much money sloshing around that fraudsters can help themselves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
------------------------------

There is a plan for small town hospitals where by foreign Dr.s, qualified by American board, will do so many years in country hospital or medical facility, if they don't have a hospital (I was there), and time spent will allow citizenship.

There's too much money in Big City that even mediocre to poor quality (what do you call a man who graduated last of class in medical school?) can make more money that Littletown can afford.

That's something, also, to consider when choosing between mom & pop hospital and the borg.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 02:39 PM (AJDwy)

45 But Trump said pussy . . . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 06, 2025 02:39 PM (JNTt1)

46 But what about the price of egghggggggggs???



Never
Mind..,

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 02:39 PM (Hkcdp)

47
Bill Clinton was a liar, a cheater, an asshole, an immoral jerk, and he had a crooked penis -- but he was right about one thing: "It's the economy, stupid."
Posted by: zombie

=================

Wasn't that Carville? I'm sure Clinton was also an IP thief.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:39 PM (y8VAE)

48
I saw a headline this morning from some commie rag that said the job numbers are way down.

Lying bastards, always stirring up trouble.

Posted by: four seasons at June 06, 2025 02:40 PM (3ek7K)

49 Beating Expectations for Third Straight Month
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Man, what did Expectations ever do to Trump?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:40 PM (krQz2)

50 43 36 Bill Clinton was a liar, a cheater, an asshole, an immoral jerk, and he had a crooked penis -- but he was right about one thing: "It's the economy, stupid."
Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (pMi6S)

======

I thought that was Carville who said that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well, then Carville has a crooked penis too.

Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:40 PM (pMi6S)

51 32 Should have been over 100% growth in the private sector since the fed job #s should be lower. Of course public sector includes state and county level, and they may have more money to hire as the economy improves.
Posted by: PaleRider
-------------------------

Many of the DODE exit picks are still there thanks to judges.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 02:40 PM (AJDwy)

52 Keep in mind that any good news just meant Trump is benefiting from Biden's economy.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (od0dV)

53 So ... are we still gonna hear the doomsday predictions (including from some commenters here) that the economy is on the brink of disaster?

The economy is in the best shape it's been probably since 2018. Nothing is ever guaranteed, of course. But I'm liking what I'm seeing.

If the Fed wasn't such a bunch of partisan Democrap hacks, they would have lowered rates already, and the market would be 20% higher.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

54 When will Empower offer small 401(k) account holders the opportunity to participate in private equity investing just like the elites?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (2ap+5)

55 But Trump said pussy . . . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 06, 2025 02:39 PM (JNTt1)
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There are all sorts of studies that show that when you have said "pussy" it has a downward pressure on the market.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (krQz2)

56 It should be noted that previous months (Feb-April) have all been revised...downward.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

Source? I skimmed the linked article but I only see it talking about May.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (CKOCg)

57 Ooh, like that the growth is in the private sector.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (Hkcdp)

58 I saw the Scantily Clad Milfs open for The Firm at the Omni in Atlanta in '86. Didn't appreciate them then.

I've heard that they've since updated their name to the Scantily Clad Gilfs.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (Up3UK)

59 Sidenote: shopping for shoes with really wide feet and high arches is kind of torture.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM (bss/y)

We only make shoes for people with freakishly flat, narrow feet!

Posted by: Nike at June 06, 2025 02:42 PM (l3YAf)

60 Sidenote: shopping for shoes with really wide feet and high arches is kind of torture.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM

New Balance is another brand you might consider besides Manolos and Jimmy Choo's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 02:42 PM (0sNs1)

61 Beating Expectations for Third Straight Month


Like it owned him money.

Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 02:42 PM (jc0TO)

62 56 It should be noted that previous months (Feb-April) have all been revised...downward.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

Source? I skimmed the linked article but I only see it talking about May.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (CKOCg)

=====

https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/
1930970205909336071

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

63 Keep in mind that any good news just meant Trump is benefiting from Biden's economy.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2025 02:41 PM (od0dV)
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Man. Dems are snake-bit. They create a good economy that never emerges until somebody else is in office!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:42 PM (krQz2)

64 Why should we believe this?
Posted by: It's all made up

We shouldn't. There was a report that one surveyor in the Labor statistics dept was faking surveys back in ??? 2010? Like models, the surveys are all flawed, but some are more useful than others ... sometimes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2025 02:43 PM (mlg/3)

65 Alternate MDM-MSM Headline:

"The Obama Economic Miracle Economy has finally been unleashed! Magic Wands hardest hit ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 06, 2025 02:43 PM (YdXDq)

66 I thought that was Carville who said that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

I believe it was. It was really funny watching the Dem consultants in Oct/Nov 2024 whine that people were voting with their wallets instead of their principles, the chief principle being that we must elect a FIRST! for everything.

Posted by: pookysgirl, playing Tchaikovsky's 6th at June 06, 2025 02:43 PM (Wt5PA)

67 New Balance is another brand you might consider besides Manolos and Jimmy Choo's.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 02:42 PM (0sNs1)

I went for a pair of Asics. The New Balance I tried were like completely flat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:43 PM (bss/y)

68 43 36…..

Ditto

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 06, 2025 02:43 PM (w3u3d)

69 We only make shoes for people with freakishly flat, narrow feet!
Posted by: Nike at June 06, 2025 02:42 PM (l3YAf)

Slip your ice skates into these, guys!
-Nike

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:44 PM (bss/y)

70
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 02:39 PM (AJDwy)

============

That's right, I heard about that effort to get foreign med school grads into small remote hospitals. I hope it gets off the ground. In fact, it sounds like a great idea for a sitcom or a reality t.v. show if any network could tolerate the ready amusement of Dr. Ramaswathinatham in Duck Dynasty land.

Good point, too, about where you'll get less-than-mediocre treatment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:44 PM (y8VAE)

71 Shadow Stats says that all DC stats are shit.

He measures them the traditional way.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:44 PM (krQz2)

72 Man. Dems are snake-bit. They create a good economy that never emerges until somebody else is in office!
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:42 PM


Republicans kowtow to Putin but Russia waits until a Dem is in office to invade Ukraine.

Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 02:45 PM (jc0TO)

73 72 Republicans kowtow to Putin but Russia waits until a Dem is in office to invade Ukraine.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 02:45 PM (jc0TO)

======

Putin wants an American president who delivers American energy independence to lower the price of gas worldwide and make it significantly harder to fund that war, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

74
This is catastrophic.

Posted by: Pompous Talking Head at June 06, 2025 02:47 PM (7lFSJ)

75 Republicans kowtow to Putin but Russia waits until a Dem is in office to invade Ukraine.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 02:45 PM (jc0TO)

---
Putin wants people to say Key-ev.

People who won't call it Keev are just serving Putin.

They have not rejected Putin and all of his schemes.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:47 PM (krQz2)

76
68 43 36…..

Ditto
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat

===========

Hordemind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:47 PM (y8VAE)

77 Biden said in December it will take four years to see the fruits of his amazing economy.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2025 02:48 PM (o1bd3)

78 Republicans kowtow to Putin but Russia waits until a Dem is in office to invade Ukraine.

Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 02:45 PM (jc0TO)
---
Just ask "Moscow Mitch".

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:48 PM (krQz2)

79 Better than Expected, Stronger than Expected, Longer than Expected.

Donger than Expected.

Amirite?

Also the stock market completely crashed today because of Donald's irrationality.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 02:48 PM (0HaGk)

80 >> "Moscow Mitch"

More like Manchurian Mitch.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 02:49 PM (l3YAf)

81 Putin wants people to say Key-ev.

People who won't call it Keev are just serving Putin.

They have not rejected Putin and all of his schemes.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:47 PM (krQz2)

Key-ev.
Ka-Tar
Pee-King
Constantinople

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:49 PM (bss/y)

82 79 Better than Expected, Stronger than Expected, Longer than Expected.

Donger than Expected.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 02:48 PM (0HaGk)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:50 PM (bss/y)

83 I just call it Kev, bro.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 02:50 PM (0HaGk)

84 Key-ev.
Ka-Tar
Pee-King
Constantinople
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:49 PM

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 02:51 PM (jc0TO)

85 Key-ev.
Ka-Tar
Pee-King
Constantinople
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:49 PM (bss/y)

-------------------

Throat Warbling Mangrove

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2025 02:51 PM (2UnvF)

86 Sup Kev?

Sup Kraine?

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 02:51 PM (0HaGk)

87 Have the Dems taken credit for the booming economy yet?

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 06, 2025 02:51 PM (7NkZG)

88 it is a legitimate concern that Trump will try to manipulate the data. However, it hasn't happened yet. There is plenty of time for the numbers to start showing the disastrous impacts of Trump's ridiculous economic decisions.


Keep wishcasting.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 02:52 PM (BuA5c)

89 Key-ev.
Ka-Tar
Pee-King
Constantinople
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:49 PM (bss/y)

Keev was Key-ev
Now it’s Key-ev not Keev

Why did Keev got the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the orcs.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 02:53 PM (l3YAf)

90 Have the Dems taken credit for the booming economy yet?
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 06, 2025 02:51 PM (7NkZG)
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Odds are that the people who somehow think economy is a selfish thing--and what she shouldn't be focusing on--have already claimed that it's their doing.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:53 PM (krQz2)

91 Wasn't that Carville? I'm sure Clinton was also an IP thief.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:39 PM (y8VAE)

He sold us out to the ChiComs for a mess of pottage and illegal campaign donations, but mostly illegal campaign donations.

Posted by: Nixon, Clinton, Obama, and Biden have a lot to answer for at June 06, 2025 02:53 PM (TbWk/)

92 I thought that was Carville who said that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well, then Carville has a crooked penis too.
Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:40 PM (pMi6S)

--------------

"Is he into suck toes as well?"

-- Some other Dick

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 06, 2025 02:53 PM (3wW2+)

93 1 Elon says we'll have a 2nd half recession.

Posted by: Archimedes


Well, regardless of what happens in the 2nd half, the msm and Dems will declare it 'THE WORST RECESSION IN HISTORY' and run on it. Facts won't matter. Were Elon is by then, who knows. Brilliant and flaky. Whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 06, 2025 02:54 PM (sAmhv)

94 However It Hasn't Happend Yet.

HIHHY

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 02:54 PM (0HaGk)

95 We just had a big ICE bust of about 30 or 40 people last week.

In diametric opposition to my alter ego, a present the Horde with a tasteful big ICE bust: https://tinyurl.com/5797csvz

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

96 Job growth (private sector)-- up
Inflation rate-- low and manageable
Personal income-- stellar
Consumer Confidence-- climbing


Stealing from Obama, this is the new normal. And, let's get to work on this gas prices to lower inflation even more and create some disposable income out in the US of A.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2025 02:55 PM (dIske)

97 ADP numbers are better than the BLS, methinks.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (cPGH3)

98 Elon is just hangry.

I am serious. He is acting like a spicy gal who is pissed you glanced at another gals ass and then makes you pay for it all night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (bss/y)

99 Still not tired
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2025 02:25 PM (aPBRN)
---
No ways!

Posted by: Cthillary at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (krQz2)

100 Why did Keev got the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the orcs.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WORKS RHYMES WITH ORCS ONLY IF YOU USE THE LONG "O" VOWEL SOUND IN THE WORD "WORKS" WHICH PHONETICALLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE "werks" WITH A SHORT "E" VOWEL SOUND.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (TbWk/)

101 Scores of colossal warehouses being built by the trades in Philly and the collar counties including Gloucester, NJ, Delaware County, PA.

Aside from Target occupying one, most appear to be standing vacant but still the grounds are marked off for more.

Locally, roofers & home improvement are having the time of their lives. Local, licensed contractors act as GCs, site managers and go to Delaware, South (New) Jersey to source their "old, white cargo van" workers. Counties don't care as long as they get their fees for permits.

Major home builders, 55+ facilities are also going crazy. Again, after framing, electrical by trades, in go the cargo van workers to roof, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (NFX2v)

102 But, according to the libs, all of those jobs are in sweat shops.

Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (o8DkU)

103 re 62. I guess the BLS people just don't have a good way to estimate job growth. I doubt they want to make Trump look better with higher than actual #s. But I'll take the jobs growth especially with it not being gub'mint make work jobs.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (CKOCg)

104 96 Job growth (private sector)-- up
Inflation rate-- low and manageable
Personal income-- stellar
Consumer Confidence-- climbing


Stealing from Obama, this is the new normal. And, let's get to work on this gas prices to lower inflation even more and create some disposable income out in the US of A.
Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2025 02:55 PM (dIske)

=======

All while the population might actually be contracting to the point of declining (assuming more deportations than births which is extremely possible).

Hell, the 500,000 asylum claimants leaving across the nation is going to have a material effect on rent prices in places like Ohio.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

105 Elon is just hangry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (bss/y)
---
I'm still hovering on the Musk-Trump thing.

We'll see--or maybe we won't.

Posted by: Cthillary at June 06, 2025 02:57 PM (krQz2)

106 In diametric opposition to my alter ego, a present the Horde with a tasteful big ICE bust: https://tinyurl.com/5797csvz
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

Very nice.

Variation on the same theme:

https://tinyurl.com/ym9nnvjj

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:57 PM (bss/y)

107 Well, then Carville has a crooked penis too.
Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:40 PM (pMi6S)

Carville IS a crooked penis, a shriveled up old ugly useless tool.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 02:58 PM (a4NoL)

108 102 But, according to the libs, all of those jobs are in sweat shops.
Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (o8DkU)

=======

"Everyone should be laptop class except my DoorDash delivery driver."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

109 106 In diametric opposition to my alter ego, a present the Horde with a tasteful big ICE bust: https://tinyurl.com/5797csvz
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

Very nice.

Variation on the same theme:

https://tinyurl.com/ym9nnvjj
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:57 PM (bss/y)

Snow bunnies. Very nice.

Posted by: Never met one in the wild though at June 06, 2025 02:58 PM (TbWk/)

110 Stealing from Obama, this is the new normal. And, let's get to work on this gas prices to lower inflation even more and create some disposable income out in the US of A.
Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2025 02:55 PM (dIske)


We scoff at your gas prices. All disposable incomes are ours!

Posted by: Washington State Government at June 06, 2025 02:58 PM (W/lyH)

111 Carville. But somehow that wasn't true for Obama.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 06, 2025 02:58 PM (NFX2v)

112 All that cold and no nips?
Dang, I am disappointed.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2025 02:58 PM (cPGH3)

113
Well that's disappointing.
Posted by: Guy who thinks that's disappointing

==================

March: Initial report of 185,000 jobs created was revised down to 120,000.
April: Initial report of 177,000 jobs created was revised down to 147,000.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:58 PM (y8VAE)

114 On the upside, Musk can now make bank as a spokesman forThe Bipolar Disorder Association.

"Just look at me: I made a third of a trillion dollars, then I stabbed my best friend in the back. Up, down, up, down -- the cycle never ends!"

Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (pMi6S)

115 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WORKS RHYMES WITH ORCS ONLY IF YOU USE THE LONG "O" VOWEL SOUND IN THE WORD "WORKS" WHICH PHONETICALLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE "werks" WITH A SHORT "E" VOWEL SOUND.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (TbWk/)
---
Dude.

That's a terrible BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (krQz2)

116 What does any of this have to with making sure undocumented citizens rightly have access to unlimited free health care and voter IDs? Jobs for citizens, studies show, is systemically racist.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (NXz8h)

117 Sidenote: shopping for shoes with really wide feet and high arches is kind of torture.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM (bss/y)


Find the style/type of footwear you're looking for, and buy online. I've been doing that for four year now, and not looking back. It's hard finding 6E size 12s in the brick and mortar stores.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (rj6Yv)

118 This great economy belongs to joe biden. He is the one responsible for all of this great news.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (e5NfL)

119 115 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WORKS RHYMES WITH ORCS ONLY IF YOU USE THE LONG "O" VOWEL SOUND IN THE WORD "WORKS" WHICH PHONETICALLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE "werks" WITH A SHORT "E" VOWEL SOUND.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (TbWk/)
---
Dude.

That's a terrible BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (krQz2)

======

Axeman...shoulda socked to Ben. Prime comedy potential missed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

120 98 Elon is just hangry.

I am serious. He is acting like a spicy gal who is pissed you glanced at another gals ass and then makes you pay for it all night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (bss/y)
____________________________

My verdict is pending for about a week. If Trump doesn't sue for slander on the Epstein comment, then I'll be convinced the whole thing was orchestrated. We know it's bogus based on the fact that it would have been the main story of the media, intelligence community etc. for months if there was any truth to it.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (dIske)

121 >>>102 But, according to the libs, all of those jobs are in sweat shops.

Sounds like we need some more undocumented Americans to help fill these jobs!

Posted by: GOPe at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (jGJov)

122 Well that's disappointing.
Posted by: Guy who thinks that's disappointing

==================

March: Initial report of 185,000 jobs created was revised down to 120,000.
April: Initial report of 177,000 jobs created was revised down to 147,000.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 02:58 PM (y8VAE)
---
I know I'm concerned!

Posted by: Troll at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (krQz2)

123 "I'm still hovering on the Musk-Trump thing.

We'll see--or maybe we won't.
Posted by: Cthillary"

Yeah it sucks.

We kinda had our own little Camelot there for a whilst.

I hope they have make-up sex.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 03:00 PM (0HaGk)

124
Posted by: Cthillary

==============

lol at that nic

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 03:00 PM (y8VAE)

125 Dude.

That's a terrible BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (krQz2)

======

Axeman...shoulda socked to Ben. Prime comedy potential missed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU GUYS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 06, 2025 03:00 PM (TbWk/)

126 I think concern should concern all of us.

*snaps on sunglasses*

Posted by: Horatio Caine at June 06, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

127 For everyone's amusement, what did DU predict yesterday?

***DISTRACTION*** Jobs numbers are going to be horrible tomorrow.

I'm putting 7$ on the jobs numbers tomorrow being extra shitty seeing ADP came in only 1/3 of expectations; 37k vs 110k est

A bad jobs numbers will confirm the US consumer tapping out will have more than just "sentiment" behind it but less hiring then eve less buying.

This will also confirm stock market is inflated cause it's priced like effects from Trump's aren't going to show up

Putin's Puppet is the master distractor ... watch jobs numbers

will blame the Fed, because he wants Jerome to cut interest rates which will weaken the dollar.

Trump will love those bad numbers! He has 1 economic goal, to weaken the dollar and strengthen Crypto, that’s how he made 3 billion dollars this year.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 03:00 PM (JCZqz)

128 51 32 Should have been over 100% growth in the private sector since the fed job #s should be lower. Of course public sector includes state and county level, and they may have more money to hire as the economy improves.
Posted by: PaleRider

--

As it was envisioned in the constitution over 100 years ago.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (wzAuc)

129 Trump has 5 children. Many grandchildren. Been married 3 times. He knows how to deal with temper tantrums.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (g47mK)

130 127 Trump will love those bad numbers! He has 1 economic goal, to weaken the dollar and strengthen Crypto, that’s how he made 3 billion dollars this year.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 03:00 PM (JCZqz)

=====

Wait until these guys figure out how George Soros made his money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

131 >> Hell, the 500,000 asylum claimants leaving across the nation is going to have a material effect on rent prices in places like Ohio.

The price of well-marbled cat steaks is crashing!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (l3YAf)

132 He sold us out to the ChiComs for a mess of pottage and illegal campaign donations, but mostly illegal campaign donations.

Does Nixon goes to China ring any bells ?

DC has been blowing the ChiComs for as long as I can remember. As a potential threat to the USSR.

And in typical bullshit - even though the USSR is gone DC just won't stop.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (jQTUu)

133 I haven't seen the hippy lesbians at the Market Basket this happy since half of Trump's head was almost blown off.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (qUkBO)

134 In diametric opposition to my alter ego, a present the Horde with a tasteful big ICE bust: https://tinyurl.com/5797csvz

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

-----------------

Women don't experience shrinkage in the cold -- only GAINZZZZ ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (Aug9c)

135 This great economy belongs to joe biden. He is the one responsible for all of this great news.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (e5NfL)
---
He knew how to turn on the flow

in his pants.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:02 PM (krQz2)

136 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WORKS RHYMES WITH ORCS ONLY IF YOU USE THE LONG "O" VOWEL SOUND IN THE WORD "WORKS" WHICH PHONETICALLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE "werks" WITH A SHORT "E" VOWEL SOUND.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 06, 2025 02:56 PM (TbWk/)
---
Dude.

That's a terrible BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM

I liked it. A lot.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2025 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

137 Does Nixon goes to China ring any bells ?

DC has been blowing the ChiComs for as long as I can remember. As a potential threat to the USSR.

Check how I signed the comment. Nixon got the ball rolling, the others strapped rockets to it.

Posted by: Trust me I have no love for Nixonian international relations at June 06, 2025 03:02 PM (TbWk/)

138 See? This is why we need infinity illegal immigration to fill all these new jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: mea culpa at June 06, 2025 03:03 PM (TOGmQ)

139 Completely off topic but I missed the Morning Report.

One of the more interesting things about June 6th and D-Day happened on June 5th. On that day, GEN Mark Clark and his Fifth Army, took Rome, the first conquering army to do so in over 1500 years. The next day of course, D-Day started and as he was briefed on it, all Clark was heard to say was, “The sons of bitches! They wouldn’t let us have the headlines for the fall of Rome for even one day.”

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 03:03 PM (W/lyH)

140 Wait until these guys figure out how George Soros made his money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm 29. I don't have that long.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:03 PM (krQz2)

141 Snow bunnies. Very nice.
Posted by: Never met one in the wild though

We're rebranding them "Big ICE busts" for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 03:03 PM (JCZqz)

142 Recession, hmmmm, maybe not.
But I would agree the market has been oversold and ahead of itself. Wouldn’t be surprised if we saw a 10 percent or maybe larger correction

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 06, 2025 03:03 PM (w3u3d)

143 43 36 Bill Clinton was a liar, a cheater, an asshole, an immoral jerk, and he had a crooked penis -- but he was right about one thing: "It's the economy, stupid."
Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (pMi6S)

======

I thought that was Carville who said that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
--------------------

Bill wasn't right about much at all. He initially wanted proportional voting and Hillary Care, which was the same as Obama Care. He was full bore leftist.
But between the public revolting, Monica Lewinsky, Newt Gingrich and Tom DeLay, egotistical pragmatist that he was/is, he took the 'third way' and got out of his tenure with a shiny coin.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 03:03 PM (AJDwy)

144 >> It's hard finding 6E size 12s in the brick and mortar stores.

6E?! Jesus, are you part Hobbit?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (l3YAf)

145 140 Wait until these guys figure out how George Soros made his money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
---
I'm 29. I don't have that long.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:03 PM (krQz2)

=======

Soros' death in 2048 at 119...30 years for someone to get access to his papers...20 years for Alex Soros to stop caring...10 years to write the book.

You can't hold out to 2108?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

146 Massive security breach reveals over two million sensitive documents exposing Russia’s entire nuclear weapons modernization plan and underground tunnels, a blueprint for World War III in the wrong hands.
Key Takeaways

- A catastrophic security breach has exposed Russia’s nuclear weapons infrastructure blueprints, revealing extensive modernization and expansion efforts at multiple strategic missile sites.
- Over two million sensitive documents containing architectural plans, security system details, and internal layouts of nuclear facilities were discovered in publicly accessible databases.
- The leaked information includes details of the Avangard hypersonic missile system sites and underground tunnels, representing what experts call “a huge breach of security.”
- Western materials from companies like Knauf were used in modernizing Soviet-era nuclear facilities, despite sanctions and export controls.
- Military analysts confirm the leak provides unprecedented intelligence on Russia’s nuclear capabilities, revealing both strengths and vulnerabilities in their strategic nuclear forces.

Posted by: Dementia Joe at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

147 136 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WORKS RHYMES WITH ORCS ONLY IF YOU USE THE LONG "O" VOWEL SOUND IN THE WORD "WORKS" WHICH PHONETICALLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE "werks" WITH A SHORT "E" VOWEL SOUND.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

But which one rhymes with Björk?

Posted by: Musical Moron at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

148 In diametric opposition to my alter ego, a present the Horde with a tasteful big ICE bust: https://tinyurl.com/5797csvz

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 02:55 PM (JCZqz)


Best hand warmers EVAH!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (W/lyH)

149 The Left: Why are you still talking about Biden? He's no longer President!

Also the Left: This great economy belongs to Biden. He is the one responsible for all of this great news.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (qUkBO)

150 "One of the more interesting things about June 6th and D-Day happened on June 5th. On that day, GEN Mark Clark and his Fifth Army, took Rome, the first conquering army to do so in over 1500 years. The next day of course, D-Day started and as he was briefed on it, all Clark was heard to say was, “The sons of bitches! They wouldn’t let us have the headlines for the fall of Rome for even one day.”
Posted by: Diogenes"

Hah.

I never knew that.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (0HaGk)

151
We kinda had our own little Camelot there for a whilst.

I hope they have make-up sex.
Posted by: eleven

=============

This IS our own little Camelot. The time bomb was ticking from long back. Enjoy the moment, record your impressions, get your name in there for the future historians.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (y8VAE)

152 142 Recession, hmmmm, maybe not.
But I would agree the market has been oversold and ahead of itself. Wouldn’t be surprised if we saw a 10 percent or maybe larger correction
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 06, 2025 03:03 PM (w3u3d)

=======

We saw that a month ago.

And then the stock market got it all back.

The stock market is fake and gay and about gambling to make the line go up forever, not tied to economic reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

153 Key-ev.
Ka-Tar
Pee-King
Constantinople
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 02:49 PM (bss/y)

Don't forget Pok'-ee-stahn

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (g8Ew8)

154 The price of well-marbled cat steaks is crashing!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:01 PM (l3YAf)

--------------

* Cue The Kiffness *

"No one's eating the dogs
No one's eating the cats ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (KKKz+)

155 6E size 12s


You should be able to walk on water.

Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (jc0TO)

156 D Day was kind of a big fkn deal tho.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (0HaGk)

157 156 D Day was kind of a big fkn deal tho.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (0HaGk)

======

Ah, yes.

The day antifa invaded Germany to kill Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

158 IT'S FUNNY CAUSE I DON'T SPELL GUD!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (2UnvF)

159 If unemployment and inflation are "down", and jobs "up", why does Trump want Powell to cut rates?

Posted by: Hands at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (1IZKn)

160 6E?! Jesus, are you part Hobbit?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (l3YAf)

Genetic and working 15 years in a convenience store.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (rj6Yv)

161 159 If unemployment and inflation are "down", and jobs "up", why does Trump want Powell to cut rates?
Posted by: Hands at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (1IZKn)

=======

Because interest on the debt is the single largest expense to the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

162 But between the public revolting, Monica Lewinsky, Newt Gingrich and Tom DeLay, egotistical pragmatist that he was/is, he took the 'third way' and got out of his tenure with a shiny coin.
Posted by: Braenyard

Sociopaths feel free to tact in whatever direction the winds blows as long as they get ... um... honors?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (mlg/3)

163 144 >> It's hard finding 6E size 12s in the brick and mortar stores.

6E?! Jesus, are you part Hobbit?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (l3YAf)

Neanderthal feet.

DH wears a size 15 wide. Not easy to find, at all. I mostly order online.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (a4NoL)

164 155 6E size 12s


You should be able to walk on water.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (jc0TO)

No shit. Those are like hydrofoil stabilizers.

Posted by: Wakeboarding? Nah, those are just my shoes. at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (TbWk/)

165 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

166 The stock market is fake and gay and about gambling to make the line go up forever, not tied to economic reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)


Still pretty damn nice when it's up though.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (g8Ew8)

167 THE TRUMP EFFECT: 139,000 jobs added in May, surpassing expectations. @FoxBusiness: "We're looking at a market that's really taking off here." 🔥 pic.twitter.com/DD89mNQLce

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 6, 2025


FAUX NEWS!!!!!


RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

168 D Day was kind of a big fkn deal tho.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (0HaGk)
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As Joe would say, with no lockerroom talk whatsoever. Because only Trump engages in lockkerroom talk.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:08 PM (krQz2)

169 The stock market is fake and gay and about gambling to make the line go up forever, not tied to economic reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well, it is Pride Month.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 06, 2025 03:08 PM (NXz8h)

170 166 The stock market is fake and gay and about gambling to make the line go up forever, not tied to economic reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)


Still pretty damn nice when it's up though.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (g8Ew

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Having money in the perpetual money motion machine is just a good idea.

Until something breaks for good, but then our problems will probably be bigger than the fake and gay stock market losing value.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

171 Still pretty damn nice when it's up though.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (g8Ew
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That's what she said.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2)

172 Still pretty damn nice when it's up though.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (g8Ew


Hawt MILF in ad has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 03:09 PM (W/lyH)

173 Still pretty damn nice when it's up though.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2025 03:07 PM (g8Ew

The Paolo, he hear this all the time from the ladies.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 06, 2025 03:09 PM (TbWk/)

174 The squiggly line going up is real if you believe it.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 03:10 PM (0HaGk)

175 Honeslty, though, if Guinevere had walked out screaming, "I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE HOLDING BACK THE DARK AGES I WANT YOU HERE AND NOT IN SOUTHERN GAUL" the whole story would have probably turned out better.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2025 03:10 PM (D7oie)

176 Because interest on the debt is the single largest expense to the federal government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Still only third, after SS and Boomercare.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:10 PM (l3YAf)

177 161 159 If unemployment and inflation are "down", and jobs "up", why does Trump want Powell to cut rates?
Posted by: Hands at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (1IZKn)
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Because interest on the debt is the single largest expense to the federal government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Lol no. Hasn't the budget bill shown you how much Trump really cares about the deficit/debt? Lower interest rates mean businesses (and people) can borrow more money, hire, expand, etc. It does all sorts of positive stuff for the economy in the short-term, and we're moving into mid-term season, exactly when he wants good economic news.

Of course, it's ALWAYS 2 years to the next important election, so every politician is focused on the short-term economy, which is why the deficit and debt will never be addressed.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

178 We kinda had our own little Camelot there for a whilst.

I hope they have make-up sex.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 03:00 PM (0HaGk)

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The way Trump's blonde granddaughter (the one going off to some Florida college on a golf scholarship?) was continually hanging around and photographed with Elon (and Little"X" ) at Mar-A-Lago, I was half-joking with the wifey that Musk might soon marry into the Trump family.

Guess that would make Trump Elon's grandfather-in-law? lol

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 06, 2025 03:10 PM (KKKz+)

179 LOL

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2025 03:10 PM (g8Ew8)

180

EM' PINE APPLE FOADDY-SEBUN1!!1!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 06, 2025 03:11 PM (5hfjS)

181 So far in this thread: Bent penis, giant feet, MILFs, Ben the Idiot, Paolo's love machine, and boobs on ice.

Did I miss anything important?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 03:11 PM (a4NoL)

182 Don't know about any other jobs but I certainly am getting worked to death

Have a great afternoon everyone, off to the coal mines again

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2025 03:11 PM (+qU29)

183 Plus it looks cool on my phone.

Which is what really matters.

And it hurts the haters.

Which is what really matters.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 03:11 PM (0HaGk)

184
Bill wasn't right about much at all. He initially wanted proportional voting and Hillary Care, which was the same as Obama Care. He was full bore leftist.
But between the public revolting, Monica Lewinsky, Newt Gingrich and Tom DeLay, egotistical pragmatist that he was/is, he took the 'third way' and got out of his tenure with a shiny coin.
Posted by: Braenyard

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It's funny to reflect that at the time, the Clintons were plotting Hillary's presidency. Did they actually think they could eff the country over with all that lefty shyte and leave the country wanting more of it? Hillarycare alone was a nightmare. It's hard to find the actual documents anywhere anymore, but I've read things about it that were totalitarian beyond Obamacare.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 03:11 PM (y8VAE)

185 Empeach foaddy seben!

Posted by: Maxine Water's Hair at June 06, 2025 03:12 PM (W2Pud)

186 Posted by: Maxine Water's Hair at June 06, 2025 03:12 PM (W2Pud)

AoSHQ Style Guide says, "Mad Max's Wig Hat."

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 03:13 PM (a4NoL)

187 The economic news today is a ....

"CHEAP FAKE " ......................

Posted by: Buster Hymand at June 06, 2025 03:13 PM (WYJMU)

188 Paolo's love machine

Yesterday's Freedom Toon had a machine for the male genitalia that normies weren't very enthusiastic about: https://tinyurl.com/429s9nca

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

189 So did Trump and Musk make up?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 03:14 PM (EIbjg)

190 161 159 If unemployment and inflation are "down", and jobs "up", why does Trump want Powell to cut rates?
Posted by: Hands at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (1IZKn)

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Because interest on the debt is the single largest expense to the federal government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Also, having a higher rate puts upward pressure on the dollar. Many of our large trading partners, South Korea, Japan, Canada, the Euro central bank all have lower rates. Strong dollar means imports are cheaper, which is the opposite of the tariffs.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 03:14 PM (pIfcn)

191 Good economic news today but.....................

"HOW MANY JOBS WENT LBQTYFDEIOIMHBVFR People ???

Posted by: Buster Hymand at June 06, 2025 03:14 PM (WYJMU)

192 I think Akbar knows we're not making fun of him when we respond to his postings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

Don't responses to Ackbar come in two flavors, damn you and not today, satan?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2025 03:15 PM (ExV1e)

193
Posted by: Dementia Joe at June 06, 2025 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

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W O W

I can't wait to start prosecuting these people:

- Western materials from companies like Knauf were used in modernizing Soviet-era nuclear facilities, despite sanctions and export controls.

#TwoWeeks is my guess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 03:15 PM (y8VAE)

194 Sociopaths feel free to tact in whatever direction the winds blows as long as they get ... um... honors?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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And Bill is excellent at reading the wind sock.
He can perceive the slightest breeze.
We're lucky his wife didn't listen to him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 03:15 PM (AJDwy)

195 No surprise that the 3 sectors mentioned are all ones that were filled with illegals. We're seeing that when unemployment went up, it wasn't necessarily because the jobs went away, but because companies dumped legal workers for illegals.

Americans have no problems doing the jobs we were told that only illegals do.

I recently was in a small town in south Jersey, an area that n almost no illegal alien invasions because it's not worth it for them with NYC or Philly close by. Unsurprisingly everyone working at my hotel, the convenience store, and the fast food places were what you'd expect if you went anywhere in say the early 90s. All teens/young adults doing the entry level jobs, slightly older 20 year olds as the shift managers, and people older as managers or having the more cushy jobs.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 06, 2025 03:16 PM (S0t85)

196 At ABC: 'Kilmar Abrego Garcia on way back to US to face criminal charges: Sources.'

Posted by: Static In gp's Attic at June 06, 2025 03:16 PM (62qBb)

197 >> So did Trump and Musk make up?

Not yet, but Musk was groveling for a bit. That was fun to see.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:16 PM (l3YAf)

198 It’s worth noting that from Covid until now, foreign-born employment soared while native-born Americans lost huge amounts of jobs. This is a welcome reversal of Biden’s Americans Last policies.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM

Yep, and this is not just foreign-born employment of foreigners living in the USA. Foreign-born employment of remotely-working foreigners in Mexico, Canada and India skyrocketed since COVID.

Which is why it has been stupid for people pushing for more jobs to be remote, because that just allows companies to easily replace them with cheaper labor in foreign countries. As Stellantis and likely the rest of the auto industry has been doing since COVID.

Those 400 engineers Stellantis laid off last March were not laid off because they were not needed. They were all replaced with cheap (and incompetent) foreign labor who are remote-working.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 06, 2025 03:16 PM (P5BPp)

199 It appears Trump and Elon know how to pull off an op also.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 06, 2025 03:17 PM (wBaIH)

200 So did Trump and Musk make up?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 03:14 PM (EIbjg)

Why would they? This tiff has eliminated a huge dem talking point and has spared Tesla owners and dealerships.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2025 03:17 PM (g8Ew8)

201 All teens/young adults doing the entry level jobs, slightly older 20 year olds as the shift managers, and people older as managers or having the more cushy jobs.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 06, 2025 03:16 PM (S0t85)
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Sounds racist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:17 PM (krQz2)

202 " It's hard finding 6E size 12s in the brick and mortar stores."

That's where I get my cement shoes.

Posted by: Vinny at June 06, 2025 03:18 PM (vFG9F)

203 On the upside, Musk can now make bank as a spokesman forThe Bipolar Disorder Association.

"Just look at me: I made a third of a trillion dollars, then I stabbed my best friend in the back. Up, down, up, down -- the cycle never ends!"

Posted by: zombie at June 06, 2025 02:59 PM (pMi6S)

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Interesting amateur psychology Xweet on The Asperger's Autist vs. The Machiavellian Pragmatist:

https://is.gd/BHzgA2

Posted by: ShainS -- Has the Big Beautiful Breakup passed yet? at June 06, 2025 03:18 PM (J4e9S)

204 Hawt MILF in ad has entered the chat.

Sigh. We get great granny crone.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2025 03:19 PM (8jHuT)

205 How do we know these figures aren't as fake as the Biden administrations were?
I'm not saying they are, but we've had multiple years of downward revisions of rosy "better than expected" job numbers, & I haven't read about anyone being fired for fluffing up the numbers in the previous administration, so the same liars are still there.
Happy to be proven wrong.

Posted by: Cowboy Wally at June 06, 2025 03:19 PM (PUa3U)

206 It’s worth noting that from Covid until now, foreign-born employment soared while native-born Americans lost huge amounts of jobs. This is a welcome reversal of Biden’s Americans Last policies.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 02:37 PM
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It's because employment cratered in the Shamdemic and Biden got in and started to Build Back Barrio.

Almost all gains in employment over the Biden years were by foreigners.

Hard to beleive that's an accident.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:19 PM (krQz2)

207
Break up to make up
that's all we do
First you love me
then you hate me
That's a game for fools

Posted by: The Styrolistics at June 06, 2025 03:20 PM (vFG9F)

208 So did Trump and Musk make up?

Not yet, but Musk was groveling for a bit. That was fun to see.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:16 PM (l3YAf)
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They'll be back together within 2 weeks. I called that yesterday. The insults going back and forth were strikingly like adult versions of the "yo mama so fat" insults traded between alphas on playgrounds. Alphas have to stand their ground and fight back, especially in public. I was an alpha. My friends were alphas. Been there, done that. After the dust settles, they're back to being bros.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

209 But.... But....The jobs created are not good paying jobs in the government ....

So, the news is not that great ..........

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at June 06, 2025 03:20 PM (WYJMU)

210 So far in this thread: Bent penis, giant feet, MILFs, Ben the Idiot, Paolo's love machine, and boobs on ice.

Did I miss anything important?
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Any Star Wars or Star Trek references?

Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 03:20 PM (TN0g+)

211 208 They'll be back together within 2 weeks. I called that yesterday. The insults going back and forth were strikingly like adult versions of the "yo mama so fat" insults traded between alphas on playgrounds. Alphas have to stand their ground and fight back, especially in public. I was an alpha. My friends were alphas. Been there, done that. After the dust settles, they're back to being bros.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

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Fuck you, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

212 Hawt MILF in ad has entered the chat.

Sigh. We get great granny crone.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2025 03:19 PM (8jHuT)
***

Looks at tin foil membership certificate.
*dusts nails on lapel*

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 03:21 PM (W/lyH)

213 This Trump Musk dust up is wildly amusing and is the first time in history were the most powerful man and the richest man on the planet have social media companies. This is drunk texting at a professional level.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 06, 2025 03:21 PM (NXz8h)

214 Americans have no problems doing the jobs we were told that only illegals do.
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But what about wiping our asses?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:21 PM (krQz2)

215 I saw a headline this morning from some commie rag that said the job numbers are way down.

Lying bastards, always stirring up trouble.

Posted by: four seasons at June 06, 2025 02:40 PM

Well, technically correct. May job numbers (139,000) are down from April (177,000), which was down from March (228,000).

"Way down" is a bit much though. 177,000 to 139,000 is a decrease of only 21.5%.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 06, 2025 03:21 PM (P5BPp)

216 I don't want to hear another word about media bias.

https://instapundit.com/717385/

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 03:22 PM (s8j++)

217 >>>Those 400 engineers Stellantis laid off last March were not laid off because they were not needed. They were all replaced with cheap (and incompetent) foreign labor who are remote-working.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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Glad you brought up remote work.
Remote workers create empty offices.
Are corporations getting a tax break for maintaining empty offices?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 03:22 PM (AJDwy)

218 Okay, The Onion sucks and all, but this headline of theirs DID make me laugh: Trump Escalates Musk Feud by Nuking Mars

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 03:22 PM (JCZqz)

219 They'll be back together within 2 weeks. I called that yesterday. The insults going back and forth were strikingly like adult versions of the "yo mama so fat" insults traded between alphas on playgrounds. Alphas have to stand their ground and fight back, especially in public. I was an alpha. My friends were alphas. Been there, done that. After the dust settles, they're back to being bros.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

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Fuck you, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:21 PM (GBKbO)
______

I'm now a pacifist, good kind sir. Namaste ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

220 Does this mean they will make me go to work now?

Life is so unfair!

Posted by: 30 Something Still Living At Home Playing GTA at June 06, 2025 03:22 PM (R/m4+)

221 * tin foil hat topped with 4D chessboard *

What if the Trump/Musk thing was planned to goad the recalcitrant deepstaters (read: seditious apparatchiks ) to release the Zepstein files???

* hat off... I'm keeping the 4D chessboard *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2025 03:23 PM (mlg/3)

222 MILFs?

I'm getting the Cheapest Walk-in Shower ad.

And that's pretty tempting.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:23 PM (krQz2)

223 214 Americans have no problems doing the jobs we were told that only illegals do.
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But what about wiping our asses?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:21 PM (krQz2)

On it

Posted by: AI Bidets at June 06, 2025 03:23 PM (pIfcn)

224 219 I'm now a pacifist, good kind sir. Namaste ....
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

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*pours beer over Elric's head*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

225 So Maryland man is on his way back to the US

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:23 PM (VE6XX)

226 The insults going back and forth were strikingly like adult versions of the "yo mama so fat" insults

I don't recall the "yo mama" joke directly calling the listener a serial pedophile with one of the worst people in the world who died under mysterious circumstances.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 03:24 PM (JCZqz)

227 Surly brewery in Minneapolis is proof that not all is lost in Minnesota.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 06, 2025 03:24 PM (NXz8h)

228 I haven't seen the hippy lesbians at the Market Basket this happy since half of Trump's head was almost blown off.
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Hippy Lesbians at the Market Basket, is that what they're calling themselves now? I remember them when they were known as the Indigo Girls.

Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 03:24 PM (TN0g+)

229 "So Maryland man is on his way back to the US
Posted by: It's me donna "

He's trying to get enough frequent flyer miles to pay his lawyers.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 03:24 PM (vFG9F)

230 But what about wiping our asses?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:21 PM (krQz2)

Yeah, that comment made me wonder about her personal behavior. She hired an illegal ass-wiper? WTF?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (a4NoL)

231
Interesting amateur psychology Xweet on The Asperger's Autist vs. The Machiavellian Pragmatist:

https://is.gd/BHzgA2
Posted by: ShainS

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>>A few other things to notice:

The democrats have said nothing.

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I was wondering why. I expected my YouTube and Android news feeds to be ElonTrumporrhea this morning. But nothing.

>>That's because there are no democrats. They have no independent intellectuals, only paid schills.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (y8VAE)

232 all going to native-born workers
......

That's raycisst.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

233 It should be noted that previous months (Feb-April) have all been revised...downward.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

I don't get it.

Posted by: InZona at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (JjbVD)

234 225 So Maryland man is on his way back to the US
Posted by: It's me donna

If so, the Dems are going to celebrate like it's 1999, call Trump TACO...and be 100% correct.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (JCZqz)

235 >> But what about wiping our asses?

Everyone deserves to have their ass wiped by someone else.

Posted by: Ditzy CNN Panelist Karen at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (l3YAf)

236 Joe's butt's been wiped--when does somebody come to wipe mine?!

Is this a special privilege of the rich and powerful?

We need the buttwipes coming over the border.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (krQz2)

237 229 "So Maryland man is on his way back to the US
Posted by: It's me donna "

He's trying to get enough frequent flyer miles to pay his lawyers.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 03:24 PM (vFG9F)

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Deeply disappointing. Acknowledging any authority of Article III judges over this matter is a stupid capitulation.

But...Garcia's either going to rot in an American jail or get immediately deported to Sudan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

238 So Maryland man is on his way back to the US
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:23 PM (VE6XX)


Another Trump TACO moment?

Why bring the dude back? Let him rot in an El Salvadorian shithole prison. We don't need to waste any tax dollars on that POS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 06, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Well, it's nearly noon, the sun is shining, and that garden isn't going to weed itself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (a4NoL)

240
So Maryland man is on his way back to the US
Posted by: It's me donna

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Which one was this, I've lost track. Salvadoran human trafficker?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (y8VAE)

241 I hope they check to see if he was smuggling any fentanyl in his butt.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (vFG9F)

242 233 It should be noted that previous months (Feb-April) have all been revised...downward.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

I don't get it.
Posted by: InZona at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (JjbVD)

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (pIfcn)

243 Hippy Lesbians at the Market Basket, is that what they're calling themselves now? I remember them when they were known as the Indigo Girls.

I'm sure Hippy Lesbians at the Market Basket would love to see The Indigo Girls open for Four Non Blondes just about anywhere.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (jQTUu)

244 Why bring the dude back? Let him rot in an El Salvadorian shithole prison. We don't need to waste any tax dollars on that POS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 06, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

He's been indicted by a Grand Jury from what I've read

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (VE6XX)

245 So Maryland man is on his way back to the US
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:23 PM (VE6XX)

Welp.. fuck this.

Posted by: Ditzy CNN Panelist Karen at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (l3YAf)

246 Vermont Democrat Rep: Without Illegals, Who Would Wipe Our Asses?

I volunteer to wipe Big Mike's Ass if Barry does not mind..

Big Mike is my kind of Snuggle Bunny !!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at June 06, 2025 03:28 PM (WYJMU)

247
He's been indicted by a Grand Jury from what I've read
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (VE6XX)


Ugh.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 06, 2025 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Very few read for content!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2025 03:28 PM (0M7jv)

249 He's been indicted by a Grand Jury from what I've read
Posted by: It's me donna

Gamble on 1 if the 12 jurors not being some woke retard that refuses to vote to convict, or leave him imprisoned in El Salvador (his home).

Hmm. Tough call.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

250 Nasty CNN sock off

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:29 PM (l3YAf)

251 He's been indicted by a Grand Jury from what I've read
Posted by: It's me donna

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That's not just a Pretty Good Jury... It's a Grand Jury.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)

252 Why bring the dude back? Let him rot in an El Salvadorian shithole prison. We don't need to waste any tax dollars on that POS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 06, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

He's been indicted by a Grand Jury from what I've read
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (VE6XX)
_______

Seems odd but anything is possible. I'd wait for confirmation that he is indeed back in the USA.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

253 Very few read for content!
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Wait, there's content?

Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 03:30 PM (TN0g+)

254 Maryland Man is going to walk. Mark it down.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at June 06, 2025 03:30 PM (jQTUu)

255 That's not just a Pretty Good Jury... It's a Grand Jury.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)
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Grand jury > so-so jury >>> subpar jury

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 06, 2025 03:30 PM (6YdsJ)

256 ---
That's not just a Pretty Good Jury... It's a Grand Jury.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)

And in Tennessee...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:30 PM (VE6XX)

257 213 This Trump Musk dust up is wildly amusing and is the first time in history were the most powerful man and the richest man on the planet have social media companies. This is drunk texting at a professional level.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
----------------------

It was Mike Tyson v Roy Jones.
Or as Snoop Dog said, ‘This looks like my 2 Uncles fighting at the Bar-B-Que.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 03:30 PM (AJDwy)

258 Your new word for the day is "MACO".


"Elon Musk backs down in Trump battle as Tesla stocks nosedive and MAGA threatens to kick him out the country"

Never change, Daily Mail.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 03:31 PM (vFG9F)

259 Deeply disappointing. Acknowledging any authority of Article III judges over this matter is a stupid capitulation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
~~~~~

^^^That's the absolute worst part.

The scum is going to prison not matter what. I just hope we don't have to pay anything more than airfare back to El Salvador. Pretty sure we can count on Bukele to help in that regard.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 03:31 PM (3ImbR)

260 252 Seems odd but anything is possible. I'd wait for confirmation that he is indeed back in the USA.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I like the idea that Trump wants Garcia photographed with Democrats as he's being rolled into a courtroom for criminal proceedings.

And, since the dude's criminal stop was found in TN, it's not like it's going to be a DC courtroom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

261 The Maryland Man should have been summarily tried and executed when he was caught in the country illegally, breaking our laws.

Sending him to CECOT was a reasonable compromise.

Bringing him back for trial is bs. This is costing us money. Who is advising Trump to do this?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:31 PM (l3YAf)

262 Are we sure it's MD man who's back? There was a different Guatamelan illegal who had to be sent back from Mexico b/c he claimed he'd be raped in Mexico and we sent him there...so we got him back and are planning on sending him somewhere else...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 06, 2025 03:31 PM (tOcjL)

263 262 Are we sure it's MD man who's back? There was a different Guatamelan illegal who had to be sent back from Mexico b/c he claimed he'd be raped in Mexico and we sent him there...so we got him back and are planning on sending him somewhere else...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 06, 2025 03:31 PM (tOcjL)


It's for human trafficking and in Tennessee so I'm thinking it's Maryland Man

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:32 PM (VE6XX)

264 Are we sure it's MD man who's back? There was a different Guatamelan illegal who had to be sent back from Mexico b/c he claimed he'd be raped in Mexico and we sent him there...so we got him back and are planning on sending him somewhere else...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 06, 2025 03:31 PM (tOcjL)


I'll wait for the flaming skull.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 06, 2025 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

265 The Dhimmicrats fight to bring Maryland Man back is a circus. Just to spite Trump they've put their party on the record as fighting harder for MS13 than for anyone else (short of a transgender).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2025 03:33 PM (MOwVH)

266 I just realized that I have not picked a side in the Trump Musk… whatever the hell it is… can I do that here???

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2025 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

267 Another candidate for the top comedy routine of the week: Christiane Amanpour Now Treats Travel To U.S. 'As If I Was Going To North Korea'

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 06, 2025 03:33 PM (NXz8h)

268 That's not just a Pretty Good Jury... It's a Grand Jury.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)

And in Tennessee...
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It wasn't all that Grand when I visited--it was a tired and run-down building adjacent to a tired hotel. But that was a couple of decades ago--I'm sure they've redone it.

Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 03:33 PM (TN0g+)

269 266 I just realized that I have not picked a side in the Trump Musk… whatever the hell it is… can I do that here???
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2025 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

=======

I'm team Bret the Hitman Hart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 06, 2025 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

270 I just realized that I have not picked a side in the Trump Musk… whatever the hell it is… can I do that here???
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2025 03:33 PM (PCK5/)
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How much hair do you have to light on fire?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 06, 2025 03:34 PM (6YdsJ)

271 Gamble on 1 if the 12 jurors not being some woke retard that refuses to vote to convict, or leave him imprisoned in El Salvador (his home).
Hmm. Tough call.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2025 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
~~~~~

Manyh jurors will be terrified of convicting the lowlife because there are plenty of MS13 types who will seek revenge.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 03:34 PM (3ImbR)

272 >> Maryland Man is going to walk. Mark it down.

He’ll be a US citizen this time next year, free as a bird.

The right still hasn’t figured out how to fight the left.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)

273 I just realized that I have not picked a side in the Trump Musk… whatever the hell it is… can I do that here???
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Its for entertainment purposes only...no wagering please.

Posted by: David L. at June 06, 2025 03:36 PM (TN0g+)

274 >> Manyh jurors will be terrified of convicting the lowlife because there are plenty of MS13 types who will seek revenge.

Jurors will be doxxed by the MSM. That’s what you should really fear. The AWFLs will ruin your life faster than their terror auxiliary MS-13.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 03:36 PM (l3YAf)

275 245 So Maryland man is on his way back to the US
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2025 03:23 PM (VE6XX)

Welp.. fuck this.
Posted by: Ditzy CNN Panelist Karen at June 06, 2025 03:27 PM (l3YAf)

Ridiculous, it is..

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2025 03:36 PM (PCK5/)

276 >>>Are we sure it's MD man who's back?
~~~~~

@ABC
EXCLUSIVE: Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador, is on his way back to the U.S. to face criminal charges, sources tell ABC News.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 03:36 PM (3ImbR)

277 >>>Jurors will be doxxed by the MSM. That’s what you should really fear. The AWFLs will ruin your life faster than their terror auxiliary MS-13.
~~~~~

Sadly, too true.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 03:37 PM (3ImbR)

278 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 03:38 PM (3ImbR)

279
Elon: "Dude, how can we get these assholes to quit hassling my cars and shit?"

Trump: "We could pretend to have a spat."

Elon: "Cool. let's try it."

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2025 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

280
@ABC
EXCLUSIVE: Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador, is on his way back to the U.S. to face criminal charges, sources tell ABC News.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 03:36 PM (3ImbR)


Leave it to ABC to LIE in the f*cking clickbait story. He was NOT mistakenly deported. He was here illegally and committed multiple crimes. He was sent to a prison in his home country.

I can't hate the media any more, I promise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 06, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

281 The new Tesla sticker, I have empathy for those who drunk text on occasion.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 06, 2025 03:39 PM (NXz8h)

282 @280

>>I can't hate the media any more, I promise.

Point of fact, he had had previous deportation orders, this illegal alien, child trafficing scumbag is getting more due process than any illegal alien, child trafficing scumbag should be allowed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 03:41 PM (XV/Pl)

283 So far in this thread: Bent penis, giant feet, MILFs, Ben the Idiot, Paolo's love machine, and boobs on ice.

Did I miss anything important?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 03:11 PM

Me.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2025 03:42 PM (rEPQI)

284 back in the USA.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2025 03:30 PM

California Girls > Back in the USA > Back in the USSR

Posted by: zombie John Lennon at June 06, 2025 03:44 PM (rEPQI)

285 6 Vigorous

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2025 02:27 PM (c8vhZ)

One might say, "turgid".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2025 03:44 PM (wtvvX)

286 283 So far in this thread: Bent penis, giant feet, MILFs, Ben the Idiot, Paolo's love machine, and boobs on ice.

Did I miss anything important?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 03:11 PM

Me.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2025 03:42 PM (rEPQI)
- - - - - - - - -
Shut up, Wesley!

Posted by: Picard at June 06, 2025 04:02 PM (4h45B)

287 I'm curious how those job numbers are going to hold out against the rush to AI. Learn-2-Code folks are going to lose out their white-collar jobs if all the new AI tech can do as good of a job as they can.

Alternatively, would you pay $20 for an 8-hour day to a tier-1 hire in Bangalore, or have 24/7/365 uptime support, upscalable to handle multiple calls and contacts? The losses may be greater offshore, if the tech jobs themselves were originally offshored.

There's going to be upheavals. Some dead weight losses (like Pets.com), but some survive and become tomorrow's juggernaut (Amazon).

Side thought: how long before automated AI phone support is split into ethnicities, so that it responds back to you in accents and words native to Boston, Wisconsin, Caribbean, etc. And it chooses the language bank/facade to use based on the user's responses to some initial questions ("Please describe your problem").

Posted by: Another Anon at June 06, 2025 04:13 PM (4h45B)

288 We need better expecters.

Posted by: Bud Norton at June 06, 2025 04:45 PM (/8Jbh)

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