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Howdy!
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 05, 2025 04:10 PM (rbKZ6) 2
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 05, 2025 04:11 PM (GYt5+) Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2025 04:11 PM (YiWOf) 4
Thank God!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 05, 2025 04:12 PM (2UnvF) 5
Won't someone think of all the books KJP *would have* sold if not for that terrible distraction?!?!?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:13 PM (QRFVs) 6
"Maybe cram a couple three thousand meatball subs down that gullet first, and then we'll talk."
Posted by: The Producers Of The View at June 05, 2025 04:13 PM (jeWRt) 7
A very odd part of the Biden legacy: Elevating black women as the first to be VP and WH press secretary, then making it known to everybody that they were disasters.
If you pick someone for a high profile role like WH Press Secretary and your primary consideration is skin color and sex...why would anyone assume you'd get competence? VP actually doesn't have any particular work associated with it, so while Kamala refused to do any work as VP it didn't matter. But she did become an obvious miserable failure as a candidate...which everyone knew from her last run for president anyway. Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2025 04:13 PM (t0Rmr) 8
Meanwhile, Elon is taking his toys and going home.
Post See new posts Conversation Elon Musk @elonmusk In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2025 04:13 PM (/sySz) 9
Some of the morons here have switched parties and written books. Could you do all that soul-searching in less than a hundred days?
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2025 04:14 PM (98iWb) 10
I NOODed! Lots of nuclear attacks today!
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 05, 2025 04:14 PM (rbKZ6) 11
I do like her hairstyle, though. Very fetching.
Posted by: Robert Underdunk Tewilliger at June 05, 2025 04:14 PM (PiwSw) 12
What does John Kirby have to say for himself?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2025 04:14 PM (63Dwl) 13
Shocking! That David Weigel is still alive.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 05, 2025 04:14 PM (noAi2) 14
>>>VP actually doesn't have any particular work associated with it, so while Kamala refused to do any work as VP it didn't matter
Biden failed to position her for success. Did you forget? Posted by: ace at June 05, 2025 04:15 PM (KRtlO) 15
@SpaceX
will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2025 04:13 PM (/sySz) I'm gonna bet that this was something that was going to happen anyway. I'm really starting to get on Team Kayfabe here, and i'm only a little bit ashamed of it. Posted by: The Producers Of The View at June 05, 2025 04:15 PM (jeWRt) 16
Phew. I had forgotten we're not the only party nuking itself. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:15 PM (fmaTH) 17
Blech. Sock off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:15 PM (jeWRt) 18
8 Meanwhile, Elon is taking his toys and going home.
Post See new posts Conversation Elon Musk @elonmusk In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2025 04:13 PM (/sySz) -------------- I had a bad feeling it was going in that direction. Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2025 04:15 PM (G0vdT) 19
Who are we to criticize the culture of backstabbing in DC?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2025 04:15 PM (vFG9F) 20
To be clear here...KJP's job was ALWAYS to lie. She was just supposed to be better at it like the red headed witch before her.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2025 04:16 PM (t0Rmr) 21
TSLA down 17%
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:17 PM (i24o9) 22
I do like her hairstyle, though. Very fetching.
Posted by: Robert Underdunk Tewilliger at June 05, 2025 04:14 PM (PiwSw) Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen! Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at June 05, 2025 04:17 PM (oSeBJ) 23
She was and is a first order fucktard no one ever believed.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 05, 2025 04:17 PM (qZdIZ) 24
This may be the first time I ever agreed with Biden staffers on anything
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:17 PM (2VST1) 25
I actually don't think she's bad looking though.
Not pretty enough to make me want to go out and get a darker sex torso and a curly wig, but she's not bad. Stupidly high maintenance DEI hire though.... Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:17 PM (jvJvP) 26
I can't even.
Posted by: m at June 05, 2025 04:17 PM (CQE5S) 27
Lying through your teeth as press secretary means making a big pile of money. Who knew?
Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2025 04:17 PM (qm5Wv) 28
Dumping the dirt Thursday.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (DLqye) 29
It may be time for a beer summit
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (b6zgo) 30
@elonmusk
In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately ---------- Next: Trump threatens to put on hold Starship and Starlink launches. Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (G0vdT) 31
Yea but Trump lied to are Black Presdent and that is be worst !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from brattleboro, Vt at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (FDlb9) 32
From last thread:
I now believe he bought Twitter for personal reasons when Twitter screwed with him and not to save anything in America. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 04:10 PM (VofaG) I followed that pretty closely at the time. I honestly think Musk didn’t want to buy Twitter. He got upset because of the Babylon Bee thing and went on an Ambien-fueled rant about buying it. Twitter execs said they wouldn’t sell, which is illegal and injured Musk’s ego, so he made an offer he expected to be rejected or be able to wriggle out of. The problem was, it was a bad deal for Musk and Twitter’s board accepted it. So now he was obligated to buy it. He tried getting out of it, even sued, but eventually he was forced to buy it which lost him a lot of money because he way overpaid. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (l3YAf) 33
To be clear here...KJP's job was ALWAYS to lie. She was just supposed to be better at it like the red headed witch before her.
And honestly she was pretty bad at it, too. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (2VST1) 34
I think they call this "retconning."
Posted by: Or tardconning, perhaps at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (TbWk/) 35
The intrigue: Despite longstanding internal frustration with Jean-Pierre's performance since she took over as press secretary in mid-2022, Biden aides largely had stayed silent because she was seen as untouchable, given her close relationship with Jill Biden's top aide Anthony Bernal.
This is all about me, right? Posted by: Commander Autopen - Your Desires Granted on the Dotted Line at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (rj6Yv) 36
This is just the worst Pride Month ever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (jeWRt) Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (hJb7m) 38
Wait a minute! Are you telling me that Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion is NOT an unalloyed good?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 05, 2025 04:19 PM (PiwSw) 39
Everybody is turning on each other in DC it's glorious to watch, but potentially dangerous and the Trump/Musk split is Daily Mail-worthy they were so much in love, but ultimately it was a doomed bromance and now a catfight REEOWWW 😾 Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:19 PM (AOsQT) 40
I actually don't think she's bad looking though.
She's kinda cute, but you can see the emptiness in her eyes even if she says nothing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:19 PM (2VST1) 41
Between Biden, Dr. Jill, Tapper, and KJP, I'm beginning to suspect that the Dems and the media (BIRM) might not have been completely honest with the American people.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2025 04:19 PM (s8j++) 42
An elusive fungus capable of generating quantities of a compound used to synthesize the hallucinogen LSD has finally been discovered on the morning glory vine after decades of searching. Almost a century ago, the Swiss chemist Albert Hoffman hypothesized the whimsical plant might harbor a species that belongs to a family of ergot-generating fungi.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2025 04:19 PM (RHGPo) 43
KJP proved that Haitians in Springfield weren't the only ones eating pussy.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (G455S) 44
7 A very odd part of the Biden legacy: Elevating black women as the first to be VP and WH press secretary, then making it known to everybody that they were disasters.
If you pick someone for a high profile role like WH Press Secretary and your primary consideration is skin color and sex...why would anyone assume you'd get competence? VP actually doesn't have any particular work associated with it, so while Kamala refused to do any work as VP it didn't matter. But she did become an obvious miserable failure as a candidate...which everyone knew from her last run for president anyway. Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2025 04:13 PM (t0Rmr) Hear, hear on all this, all well-stated. Posted by: m at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (CQE5S) 45
I don't like turncoats like her and Tapper. The party was faithful to her and she kicks it down the road. I detest people like this.
Simone Sanders and Jean-Pierre are examples of the feelings of betrayal that a lot of politically active black women are dealing with. The party continues to embrace the "bro" culture, or chase voters who stopped voting for Democrats three cycles ago, while continuing to ignore its most reliable supporters. Until either of these women sit down for brunch with Putin, I'm going to resist lumping them in with Jill Stein or trying to delegitimize a decision that they have every right to make. Hope it was worth it. Sure seems like it was all about the money. As press secretary, she was weak sauce compared to Psaki, but a sight better than what we got during the first trump admin. gad, they were dreadful. I'll reserve judgement until I know a little more. I liked her. She showed much grace under pressure. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (JCZqz) 46
I'm glad to see everyone in American politics took their crazy pills this week.
But I think they took the wrong ones. If you told me this was a China Op, I would believe you. Should we start a flame-war here just to be trendy? Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (0HaGk) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (jeWRt) 48
'Biden aides largely had stayed silent because she was seen as untouchable, given her close relationship with Jill Biden's top aide Anthony Bernal.'
Um, Axios... is that the only reason she was "untouchable"? When people criticized her, they weren't attacked as "people who disagreed with Jill Biden's top aide Anthony Bernal." They were attacked as racist homophobes who hate women and immigrants. Yeah... yeah. That is a particularly hilarious pitch by Axios, but not surprising from a company specifically designed to manipulate news coverage and public perception. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:21 PM (2VST1) 49
To be clear here...KJP's job was ALWAYS to lie. She was just supposed to be better at it like the red headed witch before her.
And honestly she was pretty bad at it, too. It takes a certain amount of intelligence to be a successful liar. She doesn't have it. Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2025 04:21 PM (s8j++) 50
Order books are now open for the 2026 Ram 1500 with the 5.7-liter engine. The Hemi-powered Ram 1500 is back, and it goes on sale this summer for the 2026 model year. It won't be the standard engine in the pickup, but if you're a cylinder counter and can't live without eight of them, it'll cost up to $1,200 to upgrade. Order books are open now. “Everyone makes mistakes, but how you handle it defines you,” said Kuniskis. "Ram screwed up when we dropped the Hemi—we own it and we fixed it.”
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2025 04:21 PM (RHGPo) 51
Raycissssm against KJP!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (Splbu) 52
Another circular firing squad. They are popular today.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (v0R5T) 53
Retarded DEI hire is retarded.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (rJ48h) 54
Well, they're not wrong. She was horrific, unprepared, and incapable.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (N1tpc) 55
25 Stupidly high maintenance DEI hire though....
Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:17 PM (jvJvP) This!!!! Posted by: m at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (CQE5S) 56
>>> 46 I'm glad to see everyone in American politics took their crazy pills this week.
But I think they took the wrong ones. If you told me this was a China Op, I would believe you. Should we start a flame-war here just to be trendy? Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (0HaGk) *considers accusing eleven of putting carrots in chili* *decides against accusing eleven of putting carrots in chili* *has done part for keeping the thread carrot-chili free* *preens* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (QRFVs) 57
>> If you told me this was a China Op, I would believe you.
It’s the AI, man! It achieved sentience this morning and took over Musk and Trump’s social media accounts! Nukes incoming! Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (l3YAf) 58
It takes a certain amount of intelligence to be a successful liar. She doesn't have it.
THat's why I don't buy not only that she wrote a word of the book, but that she came up with this whole "I'm an independent" push. Her publicists and agent want to reposition her as a great pick up for a news station or channel as an analyst. But she's so dumb and incompetent that she cannot hack the job, even a once a week thing like Rachel Maddow. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:23 PM (2VST1) 59
With everyone going nuclear in DC right now, maybe we could hook them up to some turbines and start generating power for AI computing centers.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2025 04:23 PM (7fElN) 60
> To be clear here...KJP's job was ALWAYS to lie. She was just supposed to be better at it like the red headed witch before her.
I never understood this observation. They were both disasters. Don't you guys remember Pissocky's "circle back" nonsense? Don't you remember all the times she told transparently stupid lies? KJP and Psucky Psucky were both terrible at their job. Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2025 04:23 PM (lIio7) 61
47 The Trump Musk fight is fake.
The Biden WH LJP fight is fake and gay. There's a difference. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (jeWRt) Oh, so *this* fight is pride month appropriate. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:24 PM (QRFVs) 62
Order books are now open for the 2026 Ram 1500 with the 5.7-liter engine. The Hemi-powered Ram 1500 is back, and it goes on sale this summer for the 2026 model year. It won't be the standard engine in the pickup, but if you're a cylinder counter and can't live without eight of them, it'll cost up to $1,200 to upgrade. Order books are open now. “Everyone makes mistakes, but how you handle it defines you,” said Kuniskis. "Ram screwed up when we dropped the Hemi—we own it and we fixed it.”
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2025 04:21 PM (RHGPo) How much do you have to pay to upgrade to a transmission that won’t fail? Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 04:24 PM (l3YAf) 63
I heard Helena Handbasket was on the Naughty List.
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2025 04:24 PM (0HaGk) 64
Phew. I had forgotten we're not the only party nuking itself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia ...... And from the rubble rises... Godzilla? Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:24 PM (v0R5T) 65
What's the Story Morning Glory?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2025 04:24 PM (63Dwl) 66
To be clear here...KJP's job was ALWAYS to lie. She was just supposed to be better at it like the red headed witch before her. Posted by: 18-1 =============== If the former Biden staffers say she was awful, I'll believe it, but as you say, her job was to lie. I thought she did an incredible job of standing at that podium and deflecting, denying, lying, evading, everything but telling the truth. It was maddening to see, but she was always so smooth and sincere looking, I was impressed. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (fmaTH) 67
34 I think they call this "retconning."
Posted by: Or tardconning, perhaps at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (TbWk/) verb (retcons, retconning, retconned) [with object] revise (an aspect of a fictional work) retrospectively, typically by introducing a piece of new information that imposes a different interpretation on previously described events ORIGIN 1980s: abbreviation of retroactive continuity. Posted by: m at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (CQE5S) 68
How much do you have to pay to upgrade to a transmission that won’t fail?
We are talking about Dodge here, right? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (2VST1) 69
*Mike squelch* "One Adam-12. See the man. Massive train wreck at the intersection of Black and Lesbian. Respond code-3." Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (/iMjX) 70
But when Latrine John-Pissoir...
Did the toilet brush hairdo give it away? Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2025 04:11 PM (YiWOf) ------------ Original name was "Shithouse." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (6YdsJ) 71
What a fucking shitshow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (P7vXf) 72
We are talking about Dodge here, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (2VST1) Dodge. Because you ain't gonna stop. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (jeWRt) 73
Note, 'the official said'... a dozen sources...
All unnamed, and thus impossible to verify if they even exist. Yet... big news? This is the Lefty Journalist Cabal trying to protect Biden... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (s8j++) 75
I have this picture of four aides and eight SS holding back Trump from his keyboard, like a rabid gorilla, just dying to post one thing about Musk's kids.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (E0p3T) 76
>>> 63 I heard Helena Handbasket was on the Naughty List.
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2025 04:24 PM (0HaGk) Wait, which list? Who is keeping the list??? I should have like an eleventy bazillion negative credit score man, I bet I'm in the top scores!!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (QRFVs) 77
We had the Left on the ropes but the shitty trio from Kentucky and the Musk child had to come up from behind and hit us in the back of the head .
No one is going to negotiate tariffs , discuss cease fires , follow Trump's EOs or lower interest rates until they see how Trump ends up in this internal battle. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (VofaG) 78
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2025 04:25
********** Oh boy! That's the perfect comment number for that one! Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2025 04:26 PM (/iMjX) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:26 PM (fmaTH) 80
KJP being abused. During Pride Decade
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2025 04:26 PM (O8bOp) 81
What a fucking shitshow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (P7vXf) You're going to have to be more specific. Posted by: ... at June 05, 2025 04:26 PM (E0p3T) 82
And DJT owns today's news cycle like a Viking.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2025 04:26 PM (rj6Yv) 83
It was maddening to see, but she was always so smooth and sincere looking, I was impressed.
Well she stood there with that Raggedy Ann hair and dots for eyes and never looked ashamed or self aware, but she was never convincing or plausible in anything she said. An awful lot of people are damned good at lying in your face without showing the slightest degree of shame but that doesn't make them good at it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (2VST1) 84
*considers accusing eleven of putting carrots in chili*
*decides against accusing eleven of putting carrots in chili* *has done part for keeping the thread carrot-chili free* *preens* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (QRFVs) ----------- I don't get it. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (6YdsJ) 85
I missed out on the thread below, so I'll sulk in here. I'm disappointed in this public ridiculous back and forth. Both of them shouldn't have aired their dirty undies like that. All it will do is harm the very thing we all were apparently striving for. Jesus, this spat-by-twitter life is flipping lame, no matter who partakes. As if things aren't difficult enough...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (qBdHI) 86
36 This is just the worst Pride Month ever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (jeWRt) Until next year when we willow it down to a week..... Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (jvJvP) 87
Former Biden press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre announced Tuesday that she's written a book...
I call BS. I don't think she can read one that doesn't have pictures on every page. Posted by: Oddbob at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (/y8xj) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (sAmhv) 89
If she has a decent-sized book ready for publication now or soon, she -- or a ghost rider (SWIDT?) -- has been writing it for some time and while still working for The White House.
Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (OJ7xQ) 90
So it would appear that Trump and Musk are in a pitched battle to see who is the bigger asshole, because neither of them is helping anyone's cause with this, particularly their own
I always thought these two titanic egos would clash, and here we are put your helmets on, cuz a shitrain is coming Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (AOsQT) 91
Should we start a flame-war here just to be trendy?
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (0HaGk) *considers accusing eleven of putting carrots in chili* *decides against accusing eleven of putting carrots in chili* *has done part for keeping the thread carrot-chili free* *preens* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (QRFVs) Yeah, but Prometheus Posted by: Trying to keep things interesting at June 05, 2025 04:28 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:28 PM (qBdHI) 93
We are talking about Dodge here, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (2VST1) Dodge. Because you ain't gonna stop. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:25 PM (jeWRt) Capt. Dodge! Lt. Duck! Major Hyde! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2025 04:28 PM (VNX3d) 94
>>> 87 Former Biden press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre announced Tuesday that she's written a book...
I call BS. I don't think she can read one that doesn't have pictures on every page. Posted by: Oddbob at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (/y8xj) Odds she wrote this one, like Jonah Goldberg wrote "his"? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:28 PM (QRFVs) 95
We had the Left on the ropes but the shitty trio from Kentucky and the Musk child had to come up from behind and hit us in the back of the head . No one is going to negotiate tariffs , discuss cease fires , follow Trump's EOs or lower interest rates until they see how Trump ends up in this internal battle. Posted by: polynikes ================= You just made me realize: this could get better (i.e., worse). CONGRESS could jump in with a piledriver. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:28 PM (fmaTH) 96
>> We had the Left on the ropes but the shitty trio from Kentucky..
We never had the Left on the ropes, man. Cutting $140 billion a year from an $8 trillion budget with a $2 trillion deficit? Continuing spending at Biden 2024 levels? It's a joke. If that's all we can cut, then fuck it, let's just spend more. Trump and the GOP need to add tax credits for buying a diesel F-350. We're not going to stop the out-of-control spending, so let's get ours. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 04:29 PM (l3YAf) 97
84 *considers accusing eleven of putting carrots in chili*
*decides against accusing eleven of putting carrots in chili* *has done part for keeping the thread carrot-chili free* *preens* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:22 PM (QRFVs) ----------- I don't get it. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (6YdsJ) Obviously... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2025 04:29 PM (mP0Kj) 98
What did KJP do before she became WH Press Secretary? I have no idea
It just makes Democrats look worse to admit now that the only reason she was chosen was because of DEI. Nobody said anything until now. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2025 04:29 PM (EJtBU) 99
Sideshow Barb
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2025 04:29 PM (63Dwl) 100
If she has a decent-sized book ready for publication now or soon, she -- or a ghost rider (SWIDT?) -- has been writing it for some time and while still working for The White House.
If you have the ideas and the drive and time, it shouldn't take more than a month or so to fire off a book like this. Not that she has the capacity to write more than a misspelled tweet. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:29 PM (2VST1) 101
Maybe if they continue destroying themselves they will come to realize nobody gives a shit about either "party" anymore.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:30 PM (v0R5T) 102
this just in: hillary has fat ankles
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 04:30 PM (CWTWj) 103
So it would appear that Trump and Musk are in a pitched battle to see who is the bigger asshole, because neither of them is helping anyone's cause with this Posted by: Don Black ================ One does wonder if either of them has given the slightest thought as to how the rest of us are being affected. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (fmaTH) 104
Today should at least make for a pretty interesting scene when somebody finally does a film/show about Trump as president.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (63Dwl) 106
100 If she has a decent-sized book ready for publication now or soon, she -- or a ghost rider (SWIDT?) -- has been writing it for some time and while still working for The White House.
If you have the ideas and the drive and time, it shouldn't take more than a month or so to fire off a book like this. Not that she has the capacity to write more than a misspelled tweet. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:29 PM (2VST1) AI would make it even faster... you become an editor more than an author. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (mP0Kj) 107
>>> 100
== If you have the ideas and the drive and time, it shouldn't take more than a month or so to fire off a book like this. Not that she has the capacity to write more than a misspelled tweet. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:29 PM (2VST1) Hey! I use spell check all the time!!! Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (QRFVs) 108
Maybe if they continue destroying themselves they will come to realize nobody gives a shit about either "party" anymore.
-- Both sides are racing to see who implodes the fastest. Neither is worth spit. Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (qBdHI) 109
>> Maybe if they continue destroying themselves they will come to realize nobody gives a shit about either "party" anymore.
That's the Good Ending. Kill the GOP. Kill the Dems. Break the Dollar. End the ability of tens of millions of welfare queens, Tesla-driving AWFLs and NGO parasites to feed off of productive people who actually make this country work. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (l3YAf) 110
What a fucking shitshow. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory A day ending in 'Y' in Babylon DC. Posted by: Puddleglum ================ By cracky, you're right. It's just that it's happening out loud in this case. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (fmaTH) 111
>>>Biden Aides Go Nuclear on Latrine John-Pissoir, Calling Her the Most Incompetent WH Spokesman In History
Who knew? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:32 PM (i24o9) 112
Jesus, this spat-by-twitter life is flipping lame, no matter who partakes. As if things aren't difficult enough...
Posted by: Lady in Black The #1 rule of arguing on the internet, writ large. But seriously, a lot of people in this country are struggling with the problems created by the last administration, that need to be fixed ASAP. I don't think there is time or patience for this shit. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 05, 2025 04:32 PM (4DY5T) 113
45 Simone Sanders and Jean-Pierre are examples of the feelings of betrayal that a lot of politically active black women are dealing with. The party continues to embrace the "bro" culture, or chase voters who stopped voting for Democrats three cycles ago, while continuing to ignore its most reliable supporters.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2025 04:20 PM (JCZqz) wut I can't even read that. Posted by: m at June 05, 2025 04:32 PM (CQE5S) 114
Why do you say that?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:28 PM (qBdHI) Wishful thinking, mostly. It does smell a little too scripted. And nothing they're flinging is very significant if you scratch the surface. "Trump's on the Epstein List". We feckin' well know all about that. "I'm decommissioning Dragon" Really dude? Because of a Twitter spat? Or because you were planning on doing that anyway? "There's not enough cuts in this bill!" You could not have possibly not known that. You could not have possibly not been on the same page as to how shit would go down. I really suspect shenanigans are afoot. Or, you know, they're both exactly the kind of assholes we all already know they are. But the other story is more fun. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (jeWRt) 115
Tweets still flying back and forth but saw one Trump post in which he kinda sorta tries to deescalate things just a tiny bit.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (G0vdT) 116
Hey! I use spell check all the time!!!
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Especially when she tweets on her own account pretending to be Biden Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (2VST1) 117
37 >>TSLA down 17%
Gonna be a good buying opportunity for some. Posted by: garrett ----------------------- Analysts say when RoboTaxi and Robbie the Robot hits _ to the Moon Alice, to the Moon. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (vWeTL) 118
KJP and Psucky Psucky were both terrible at their job.
Posted by: bonhomme They were perfect for their job. they lied and twisted the truth just like every LIB. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (o+C8N) 119
Many quietly had fumed for years, believing she was incompetent at her job at the White House podium and *more interested in promoting herself than **Joe Biden***.
Is that really what hey suppose is the job of the spokestool? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (i24o9) 120
Today should at least make for a pretty interesting scene when somebody finally does a film/show about Trump as president.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (6ydKt) It's amazing. These Tweets will be in kids' history books. It's beautiful, really. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 04:34 PM (l3YAf) 121
>One does wonder if either of them has given the slightest thought as to how the rest of us are being affected.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia --- these guys are supposed to be the best of the best, and they're acting like jackasses both men are damaging their credibility and image and they've dumped a giant bucket of chum into the DC swamp fools Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:34 PM (AOsQT) 122
KJP and Psucky Psucky were both terrible at their job.
Posted by: bonhomme They were perfect for their job. they lied and twisted the truth just like every LIB. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (o+C8N) ... and the both have information that could lead to the arrest and incarceration of Hillary Clinton. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2025 04:34 PM (VNX3d) 123
What did KJP do before she became WH Press Secretary? I have no idea ============== She blew the MCAT and got into politics. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:34 PM (fmaTH) 124
115 Tweets still flying back and forth but saw one Trump post in which he kinda sorta tries to deescalate things just a tiny bit.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (G0vdT) If this is real, someone needs to be the adult and I never thought Trump had it in him to de escalate. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2025 04:34 PM (JObcD) 125
>>> 123
What did KJP do before she became WH Press Secretary? I have no idea ============== She blew the MCAT and got into politics. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:34 PM (fmaTH) Did someone say 'blow'? Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 05, 2025 04:35 PM (QRFVs) 126
Jared Isaacman for head of NASA in the Trump administration was probably the last straw. The President had to yank the nominee because it turned out that the former nominee was a Dem bankroller.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2025 04:35 PM (rj6Yv) 127
@elonmusk
In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately Posted by: Piper ----------------------- Can't find it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 04:35 PM (vWeTL) 128
I actually don't get the criticism of kjp for saying the WH line (her job), however, she did it so idiotically, because well... she's an idiot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2025 04:35 PM (rvwwT) 129
30 @elonmusk
In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately ---------- Next: Trump threatens to put on hold Starship and Starlink launches. Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2025 04:18 PM (G0vdT) ---------------- Musk is not thinking straight. Has he been smoking weed again? You don't attack Trump, someone who retaliates, and hopes to not suffer the consequences. If musk didn't agree with Trump he should have said so and then gone on with his civilian life. If this is all about Elon not getting subsidies for his EVs then how can he object to the waste in the BBB? Who's the fraud here? Posted by: Decaf at June 05, 2025 04:35 PM (unUNN) 130
What a fucking shitshow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory ...... German Chancellor Friedrich Merz is in DC today, just in time for the fireworks. He must think we're nuts. Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (v0R5T) 131
85 I missed out on the thread below, so I'll sulk in here. I'm disappointed in this public ridiculous back and forth. Both of them shouldn't have aired their dirty undies like that. All it will do is harm the very thing we all were apparently striving for. Jesus, this spat-by-twitter life is flipping lame, no matter who partakes. As if things aren't difficult enough...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (qBdHI) ++++ I agree. They both should have known better and held their tongues. God knows the Left has been champing at the bit for a scandal they didn't have to make up. And this one was handed to them on a silver platter. Posted by: washrivergal at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (o3Vkw) 132
Breaking: Kanye, yes that Ye, is now on Twitter asking Elon and Trump to make up.
I go bowling and sh&t goes nuclear...oh well... It usually does when the money runs out... Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (tOcjL) 133
To be fair to KJP, which I'm not pleased to do, she was put in an impossible position by her bosses over having to blatantly lie, as a matter of policy, about the open border for example.
Biden & the Politburo knew they had intentionally opened to border and were helping them all in, but they also knew that a majority of the American people were against this. So they constantly lied about it, don't forget stone-faced Mayorkas, and pretended nothing was happening and repeated "the border is secure" over and over again. It was a policy decision. And KJP went right along with the lies just like every Democrat and every media operative lied. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (AOsQT) 135
Today should at least make for a pretty interesting scene when somebody finally does a film/show about Trump as president. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2025 04:31 PM (6ydKt) It's amazing. These Tweets will be in kids' history books. It's beautiful, really. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director ================ People are typing notes and taking screenshots for their tell-all books as we speak. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (fmaTH) 136
Democrats are working to shape the narrative.
The last four years sucked because -Biden's dementia -Biden's cancer -Bad messaging -Bad spokeslesbian Anything but Democrat policies. Real Democrat policies have never been tried. Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (LkJWL) 137
Lying liars gonna lie. Only people dumber than KJP will believe anything in her book.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (aBgBM) 138
PS - Trump has not learned how to stay above the fray...and Elon has not learned how to handle himself, either.
It's why most women don't like them both - the "please grow up" lesson was never learned by either - aka, if you want to fight, take it outside amongst yourselves. Real men know to do that... Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (tOcjL) 139
>>> 130
...... German Chancellor Friedrich Merz is in DC today, just in time for the fireworks. He must think we're nuts. Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (v0R5T) The guy who wants to attack OMG Russia Russia Russia with Germany's two functional tanks, and ban AfD to preserve Our Precious Democracy at the same time? Fck him. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (QRFVs) Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (AOsQT) 141
I think KJP is cutish in an empty headed lying incompetent sort of way.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (kTd/k) 142
Is that really what hey suppose is the job of the spokestool?
Well, allegedly the job is to basically save the president the time from talking to the press. So they are supposed to be the administration's voice answering questions and clearing things up. But in the modern era, probably for many decades now, it is one of two things: When its a Democrat president, its spinning everything into a positive and lying about events to protect the president. When a Republican is president, its about fighting an incredibly hostile press, antagonistic and combative, trying to depose the president. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (2VST1) 143
@SpaceX 3h
Dragon arrives at the hangar at pad 39A in Florida ahead of its first flight. Falcon 9 is targeted to launch Dragon and @Axiom_Space’s Ax-4 crew to the @Space_Station next Tuesday, June 10 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (vWeTL) 144
88 71 What a fucking shitshow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory A day ending in 'Y' in Babylon DC. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 05, 2025 04:27 PM (sAmhv) heh Posted by: m at June 05, 2025 04:38 PM (CQE5S) 145
>>One does wonder if either of them has given the slightest thought as to how the rest of us are being affected.
Are we? There isn't a single senator or rep who is going to change their votes over this fight whether its real or staged. Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2025 04:38 PM (viF8m) 146
Tesla Limbo.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2025 04:38 PM (y+JDS) 147
Rastafarian Raggedy Anne's ghost written autobiography will start with - "I was a poor lesbian black child."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2025 04:38 PM (G0qF2) 148
RE: the sidebar and the YooToob short Ace references again here: So that's what Glenn Beck looks like? He resembles a 1960s TV announcer, or a '60s performer on Porter Wagoner.
And Megyn says that KJP (LJP, ha!) must be "as dumb as a goat." Well, yes, Ms. Kelly, we all knew that a long time ago. Still, it's nice to hear you say it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2025 04:38 PM (omVj0) 149
>>> 145 One does wonder if either of them has given the slightest thought as to how the rest of us are being affected.
== Are we? There isn't a single senator or rep who is going to change their votes over this fight whether its real or staged. Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2025 04:38 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 05, 2025 04:39 PM (QRFVs) 150
WAIT!
THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN MUSK SNAPS AND BECOMES A SUPERVILLAIN Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (AOsQT) This is my little fantasy scenario. Musk gets cut loose in a very visible, acrimonious manner, then goes on a bloody rampage against the GOPe, and is welcomed back into the fold after the midterms once all the Murkowskis and Cornyns and the countless nameless other goons are taken off the board. I'm sure i've seen anime with this exact same plot arc before. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:39 PM (jeWRt) 151
If this is real, someone needs to be the adult and I never thought Trump had it in him to de escalate.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2025 04:34 PM (JObcD) Elon, on the spectrum, probably has black & white thinking and an inability to regulate his emotions. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 04:39 PM (Splbu) 152
To be fair to KJP, which I'm not pleased to do, she was put in an impossible position by her bosses over having to blatantly lie, as a matter of policy, about the open border for example. Posted by: SpeakingOf ================ Yes. It seems to me it all would have looked the same from the outside, even if she'd been able to do all the things these sudden critics said she sucked at. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:40 PM (fmaTH) 153
One day, I was on the ground
When I needed a hand Then it couldn't be found I was so far down that I couldn't get up You know and one day I was one of life's losers Even my friends were my accusers And in my head, I lost before I begun I had a dream but it turned to dust And what I thought was love That must've been lust I was living in style When the walls fell in When I played my hand I looked like a joker Turn around, fate must have woke her 'Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door... Posted by: President Donald Trump, Shot Caller at June 05, 2025 04:40 PM (PxmHT) 154
Musk is now tweeting out that Trump's tariffs are going to cause a recession in the 2nd half of the year.
That has zero to do with the BBB or the rescission bills. Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2025 04:40 PM (viF8m) 155
More nukes going off than even Dr Strangelove could deal with. My upper atmosphere blast monitors are all registering Bravo Sierra.
Excuse me for not caring about any of it. Who is John Galt ? Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (6t8M3) 156
these guys are supposed to be the best of the best, and they're acting like jackasses
both men are damaging their credibility and image and they've dumped a giant bucket of chum into the DC swamp fools Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! ....... Willowed: 352 Boobs. Two of them. Posted by: wth Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (AOsQT) 158
Are we? There isn't a single senator or rep who is going to change their votes over this fight whether its real or staged. Posted by: JackStraw ============= It could have an effect on the 2026 midterms. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (fmaTH) 159
How much is Tesla worth in Reich Marks,
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (y+JDS) 160
>>> 150 WAIT!
THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN MUSK SNAPS AND BECOMES A SUPERVILLAIN Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (AOsQT) This is my little fantasy scenario. Musk gets cut loose in a very visible, acrimonious manner, then goes on a bloody rampage against the GOPe, and is welcomed back into the fold after the midterms once all the Murkowskis and Cornyns and the countless nameless other goons are taken off the board. I'm sure i've seen anime with this exact same plot arc before. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:39 PM (jeWRt) iirc it was A. H. Lloyd who thought the odds were good that we would have a completely different set of congresscritters in a year or less. I bet this is NOT how he imagined that happening. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (QRFVs) 161
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz is in DC today, just in time for the fireworks. He must think we're nuts. Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (v0R5T) -- He's a tall, thin, rich, German. He's used to nuts. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (6ydKt) 162
It's why most women don't like them both - . Real men know to do that...
Posted by: Nova Local --------------- Yes, it's obvious women want nothing to do with either one of them. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (vWeTL) 163
Are spokespersons morally responsible for the lies they tell on behalf of the person they represent.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 05, 2025 04:42 PM (kTd/k) 164
Oh, so *this* fight is pride month appropriate.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket It's way more entertaining to watch you enemies tear themselves apart than to watch your friends allies co-belligerents tear each other apart. Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2025 04:42 PM (hB7mE) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 04:42 PM (Splbu) 166
Musk was TWEAKING during the event after his appointment ended, when PDJT was being very gracious to him and praising him, he was bopping around with crazy eyes THE WHOLE TIME
I was like, welp he's drugged out but why? something happened to Musk he snapped or something, bad acid, I dunno Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 04:42 PM (Pv3Rg) 167
It's why most women don't like them both - the "please grow up" lesson was never learned by either - aka, if you want to fight, take it outside amongst yourselves.
Yeah. And its not new. You read about the Gilded Age and the spats between tycoons like Morgan and Rockefeller its hilarious how cheap and low they go. Its nothing that hasn't happened in the past. Like how girls can devolve into screeching 12 year olds when they get mad at each other, boys devolve into little kids too. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:42 PM (2VST1) Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:42 PM (AOsQT) 169
114 Why do you say that?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:28 PM (qBdHI) Wishful thinking, mostly. It does smell a little too scripted. And nothing they're flinging is very significant if you scratch the surface. "Trump's on the Epstein List". We feckin' well know all about that. "I'm decommissioning Dragon" Really dude? Because of a Twitter spat? Or because you were planning on doing that anyway? "There's not enough cuts in this bill!" You could not have possibly not known that. You could not have possibly not been on the same page as to how shit would go down. I really suspect shenanigans are afoot. Or, you know, they're both exactly the kind of assholes we all already know they are. But the other story is more fun. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:33 PM (jeWRt) I appreciate it. Posted by: m at June 05, 2025 04:42 PM (CQE5S) 170
151 If this is real, someone needs to be the adult and I never thought Trump had it in him to de escalate.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2025 04:34 PM (JObcD) Elon, on the spectrum, probably has black & white thinking and an inability to regulate his emotions. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 04:39 PM (Splbu) Autism spectrum is not an excuse...it may be harder for him, but he knows how to do it. He's choosing not to, and I suspect the drugs are doing the talking...that, and the betrayal... But Trump is president, so it's actually worse by him. He should have responded originally with "I'm sorry Elon feels this way. I hope to convince him the bill is a good thing in the future." And left it at that...but Trump has always destroyed "friends" he doesn't find 100% committed to him. Some of them get past that and rejoin him...and some of them don't. Another huge and known character flaw... Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:43 PM (tOcjL) Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 05, 2025 04:43 PM (zZu0s) 172
take a look at video from the Oval Office from that "thank you Elon" event. it was wild! he was wild I mean. out of control.
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 04:43 PM (Pv3Rg) 173
You know what else happened today? I laughed at a Milo post. There is a schism in the matrix.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2025 04:43 PM (/sySz) 174
Cocaine is a terrible mistress.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (y+JDS) 175
Daily Mail:
Elon makes revolting pedophile slur against Trump as he drops Epstein 'bomb': Tesla stock slides 14% Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (AOsQT) 176
>>> 171 *sniffs air*
Has the hair stopped burning yet? Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 05, 2025 04:43 PM (zZu0s) *eyes Aetius451AD suspiciously* *sees intact hair* *grabs matches* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (QRFVs) 177
162 It's why most women don't like them both - . Real men know to do that...
Posted by: Nova Local --------------- Yes, it's obvious women want nothing to do with either one of them. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 04:41 PM (vWeTL) They have just wanted their wallets...successfully done by quite a few...who then leave once they have them wrapped up. Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (tOcjL) 178
"Fundamentally non-serious" choice.
Posted by: Crusader at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (TN0g+) 179
Elon Musk claimed Thursday afternoon that President Donald Trump is 'in the Epstein files' - a dramatic escalation amid their spectacular falling out.
Musk also suggested that Trump should be impeached - and replaced with 40-year-old Vice President J.D. Vance. Moments before the Epstein charge, Trump had taken to Truth Social and said he had asked Musk to leave his administration and said the billionaire went 'CRAZY!' With that, Musk announced that it was 'time to drop a really big bomb.' '@RealDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public,' Musk wrote. 'Have a nice day, DJT!' Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (AOsQT) 180
Milo had the best tweet: "You see the kind of mess it makes when there are two dads?"
Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (Jfw7U) 181
The Figen
@TheFigen_ Can someone please explain? Why did Elon and President Trump fight? I'm not an American citizen, but Elon Musk worked hard for the American people! Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (TGPs7) 182
"I saw a Democrat remark that there are few opportunities for Biden staffers to get work now, and that this is Latrine John-Pissoir's attempt at a quick grift."
Yup. The Politburo Members got to play POTUS for four years and no doubt made bank while doing so. All those below them were shafted by the top crew for four years, and now will not be in line for any plum jobs in the Democrat-Media Complex. It almost makes me feel sorry for those Leftist apparatchiks. Almost. Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (aBgBM) 183
i'd like to hope that trump and musk are just trying to suck all the oxygen out of the playing field. but maybe not
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 04:45 PM (CWTWj) 184
> Oh, so *this* fight is pride month appropriate.
Two emotional older men fighting bitterly in public? I don't see the connection. Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2025 04:45 PM (lIio7) 185
180 Milo had the best tweet: "You see the kind of mess it makes when there are two dads?"
Posted by: lizabth Gold! Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 04:45 PM (Splbu) 186
MUSK IS GONNA GO GREEN GOBLIN HO LEE F*** Posted by: Don Black. =============== Is there a way we could blast this ridicule at both of them loudly enough for either of them to hear? That might get them to calm down momentarily. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:45 PM (fmaTH) 187
>>> 184 Oh, so *this* fight is pride month appropriate.
== Two emotional older men fighting bitterly in public? I don't see the connection. Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2025 04:45 PM (lIio7) Two snaps!!! Posted by: Men on Film at June 05, 2025 04:45 PM (QRFVs) 188
But Trump is president, so it's actually worse by him. He should have responded originally with "I'm sorry Elon feels this way. I hope to convince him the bill is a good thing in the future." And left it at that...but Trump has always destroyed "friends" he doesn't find 100% committed to him. Some of them get past that and rejoin him...and some of them don't. Another huge and known character flaw...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:43 PM (tOcjL) You want Reagan. You voted for Trump. You got Trump. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:45 PM (i24o9) 189
Musk is now tweeting out that Trump's tariffs are going to cause a recession in the 2nd half of the year.
That has zero to do with the BBB or the rescission bills. Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2025 04:40 PM (viF8m) Maybe Musk can challenge Trump to an MMA match . I knew he was a weird genius but I think Trump broke part of his brain. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 04:46 PM (VofaG) Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2025 04:46 PM (NpAcC) 191
Two dads but only one is prezzy. Elon needs to remember that.
![]() Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2025 04:46 PM (Jfw7U) 192
*music*
*Musk sings* It used to be so natural To talk about forever But 'used to be's' don't count anymore They just lay on the floor 'Til we sweep them away Baby, I remember All the things you taught me I learned how to laugh And I learned how to cry So you'd think I could learn How to tell you, "Goodbye" (You don't bring me flowers anymore) *Musk quietly weeps* *Trump sings* Well you'd think I could learn How to tell you, "Goodbye" (You don't say you need me) And you don't sing me love songs You don't bring me flowers anymore (You don't bring me flowers anymore) *screen goes black* Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2025 04:46 PM (iJfKG) 193
*grabs matches*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:44 PM (QRFVs) Hey! I'm 50 and still have most of it. Do your worst. Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 05, 2025 04:46 PM (zZu0s) 194
I do like her hairstyle, though. Very fetching.
Posted by: Robert Underdunk Tewilliger at June 05, 2025 *** Quit trying to make "fetch" happen. Posted by: Mean Girl No. 1 at June 05, 2025 04:47 PM (omVj0) 195
Musk tweeted Trump is in the Epstein files and that is why they aren't being released.
Incoming defamation lawsuit in 5...4...3... Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2025 04:47 PM (fbpiH) 196
But Trump is president, so it's actually worse by him. He should have responded originally with "I'm sorry Elon feels this way. I hope to convince him the bill is a good thing in the future."
Yeah but if he was that way, he also would not be the guy who built a golden tower in NYC and is so bombastic. There's a bad side to every good, and vice versa. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:47 PM (2VST1) 197
Has Vance said anything, or is he keeping out of it?
Either way, I'm going to say that it supports my theory that it's all fake. Just sos ya know. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (jeWRt) 198
there are few opportunities for Biden staffers to get work now, Posted by: Gref ============= How is this possible? Are there no NGOs? No consulting firms? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (fmaTH) 199
Two emotional older men fighting bitterly in public? I don't see the connection.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2025 04:45 PM (lIio7) Well, it is gay and lame. Might be fake. Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (TGPs7) 201
Wouldn't a defamination suit bring about discovery?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (y+JDS) 202
Should I be glad I took the short road trip for donuts *today* instead of tomorrow which is National Donut Day???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (QRFVs) 203
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz is in DC today, just in time for the fireworks. He must think we're nuts.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:36 PM (v0R5T) The guy who wants to attack OMG Russia Russia Russia with Germany's two functional tanks, and ban AfD to preserve Our Precious Democracy at the same time? Fck him. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:37 PM (QRFVs) Pretty much. These Oval Office meetings with the likes of Merz, Starmer, and the guy from Canada are a lot of fun to watch. There they are, sitting next to Trump and before they get a chance to make a statement, the President makes an announcement like "Today, the US launched a major counter-strike against the Houthis involving carrier aircraft, ship launched cruise missiles, and US Air Force bombers" or "Today, I've announced a uniform 10% increase in the tariff rates across the board. Everyone will have to pay." And those guys just stare at him, realizing that whatever power they might have at home, they're peanuts compared to the man controlling the most powerful country in the world. They just stare, immobile. mouths slightly open. Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (rj6Yv) 204
Binder is no better or worse than ANY of the DNC/Progressive/MFM peoplespace. They were ALL in on the coverup to place Biden into office and later to protect the charade.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (aUop0) 205
"I saw a Democrat remark that there are few opportunities for Biden staffers to get work now, and that this is Latrine John-Pissoir's attempt at a quick grift."
Yep, usually the leeches just latch onto the next person who is going to run for president but in this case there isn't anyone. The left has been reduced to running a failed presidential candidate that never got a single vote in the only primary she ran in, an obscure bartender that thinks every man wants to fvck her or two governors from failed blue states. The 2026 democrat presidential primary is gonna be lit! Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (e5NfL) 206
@elonmusk
has now called for President Trump to be impeached. Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (TGPs7) Okay... He's snapped... Impeached for what Elon ? Disagreeing with you ? Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (Pv3Rg) 208
I'm waiting on one of them to RickRoll the other one.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (WZxLz) 210
Okay... He's snapped... Impeached for what Elon ? Disagreeing with you ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (VE6XX) It's Loomer, so... Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (zZu0s) 211
141 I think KJP is cutish in an empty headed lying incompetent sort of way.
Posted by: Northernlurker Faggity Anne. Posted by: Cold Truth at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (JCZqz) 212
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (6ydKt) 213
>>> 209 *grabs fire extinguisher*
*pulls pin* *sprays in a side to side sweeping mannner* Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (WZxLz) party pooper! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (QRFVs) 214
197 Has Vance said anything, or is he keeping out of it?
Either way, I'm going to say that it supports my theory that it's all fake. Just sos ya know. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:48 PM (jeWRt) If it's real, Vance, Usha, and Melania are trying to figure out how to calm Donald and perform damage control right now... Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (tOcjL) 215
there are few opportunities for Biden staffers to get work now,
Posted by: Gref ============= How is this possible? Are there no NGOs? No consulting firms? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 *** I See What You Did There Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (omVj0) 216
literally the DS entire plan was to swing one of the Cabinet members to their side/against PDJT.
until now it didn't work! they found the weak link the drug-addled aspie who'd a thunk it? dumbass Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (Pv3Rg) 217
210 Okay... He's snapped... Impeached for what Elon ? Disagreeing with you ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (VE6XX) It's Loomer, so... Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (zZu0s) So Musk didn't actually say that ? I sure hope he didn't... Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (VE6XX) 218
Has Vance said anything, or is he keeping out of it? Either way, I'm going to say that it supports my theory that it's all fake. Just sos ya know. Posted by: Warai-otoko ============ Holy crikes, VANCE. I'd forgotten about Vance! I was wondering which cooler head would come forth. Haha, I wonder if Pence is calling Vance now and saying "I told you so." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:50 PM (fmaTH) 219
I definitely picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2025 04:51 PM (viF8m) 220
>>> 205 "I saw a Democrat remark that there are few opportunities for Biden staffers to get work now, and that this is Latrine John-Pissoir's attempt at a quick grift."
Yep, usually the leeches just latch onto the next person who is going to run for president but in this case there isn't anyone. The left has been reduced to running a failed presidential candidate that never got a single vote in the only primary she ran in, an obscure bartender that thinks every man wants to fvck her or two governors from failed blue states. The 2026 democrat presidential primary is gonna be lit! Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (e5NfL) I'm ready! Posted by: Hilary! at June 05, 2025 04:51 PM (QRFVs) Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 05, 2025 04:51 PM (zZu0s) 222
@elonmusk
has now called for President Trump to be impeached. dude they got to him Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (Pv3Rg) Or he's always been an emotional wreck who we* hitched our wagon to because he came down on our side on a few things for a short time. * for some values of we Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:51 PM (i24o9) 223
jack benny and fred allen come to mind. swallwelll can eat all the tacos he wants now
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 04:51 PM (CWTWj) 224
Quit trying to make "fetch" happen.
Posted by: Mean Girl No. 1 at June 05, 2025 04:47 PM I know, right? Posted by: TACO at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (Aai4A) 225
I See What You Did There Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius ================ Except that you get real money at NGOs and consulting firms for very little work. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (fmaTH) 226
Trust the news media, people. They tell nothing but the full truth.
Preach it, Brother Ace! We're glad you've seen the light! Posted by: Jake Tapper, Jim Acosta, and Brian Stelter at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (0sNs1) 227
Next Trump will call for Elon to be deported.
Posted by: scottst at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (66T5Y) 228
207 @elonmusk
has now called for President Trump to be impeached. dude they got to him Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (Pv3Rg) No, he got betrayed while on drugs and having mental issues...have you seen what a mentally ill, on drugs person can start spewing? I have. It's SO not pretty...but it is on point with Elon right now. They just can't stop. Til someone or something makes them stop. Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (tOcjL) 229
Clearly, we are living in interesting times.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (cYBz/) 230
People have been calling for Trump's impeachment for over a decade now. Think congress is really going to take up impeachment articles now because some rich jagoff who had a temp gig in the WH says so?
It's a barb with no sting. It's the folding chair hitting the mat juuuuust before it hits the guy's back. My theory survives. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (jeWRt) 231
A woman of letters: D.E.I.
Posted by: Angel at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (oiJGz) 232
OK, not only is Elon off the Christmas card list, but I'm about to stop watching the SpaceX launches too!
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (c71FC) 233
heh, I originally thought it was a set up fight a few days ago as thanks to Musk for having went through it and letting him redeem himself among the lefty nerds, but I don't think that anymore.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (rvwwT) 234
Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:43 PM (tOcjL)
Musk didn't just say he was opposed to the bill. He actively tried to destroy support for it, both with the public and with those voting on it ( I don't think he changed any minds at this point) . This is a bill Trump has been working hard for weeks on getting it to pass. It had to feel like a huge betrayal. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (VofaG) 235
Musk is now tweeting out that Trump's tariffs are going to cause a recession in the 2nd half of the year.
That has zero to do with the BBB or the rescission bills. -- Yeah, I don't think this embarrassing catfight is some kind of genius 3D chess move. Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (qBdHI) 236
Ian Miles Cheong said that Trump should be impeached, Vance made prezzy. And that Elon would win this spat. Musk replied, "Yes".
Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (Jfw7U) 237
Biden Aides Go Nuclear on Latrine John-Pissoir, Calling Her the Most Incompetent WH Spokesman In History Then she was "first among equals", as it were. Y'all come on down and take your bows! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (xG4kz) 238
>> That has zero to do with the BBB or the rescission bills.
I wouldn't go that far. Elon already made his displeasure with the tariffs known. I think it's probably a lot of things that pushed Elon over the edge, including the BBB and rescission bills, but also the end of Tesla subsidies. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (l3YAf) 239
I really hope this is about getting the Chinese to attack Taiwan before they are fully ready.
Posted by: PG at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (afPT4) 240
Whale Psychiatrist ™️
@k_ovfefe2 BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (TGPs7) 241
If it's real, Vance, Usha, and Melania are trying to figure out how to calm Donald and perform damage control right now... Posted by: Nova Local =============== Vance, Usha, Melania, and eh... who's the chief baby mama right now? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:54 PM (fmaTH) Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2025 04:54 PM (viF8m) 243
Tony Seruga@TonySeruga 21m
When you find yourself agreeing with Ian Miles Cheong, it just might be time to reevaluate any rash decisions and maybe look around at who is suddenly supporting you. Many, the very same folks that were burning Teslas just weeks ago. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight. 😉 -- Elon Musk@elonmusk 31m Yes ---------------------------- Ian Miles Cheong@stillgray 58m President vs Elon. Who wins? My money's on Elon. Trump should be impeached and JD Vance should replace him. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 04:54 PM (vWeTL) 244
Who was asking about how the Chinese spy was transporting the Agroterrorism Agent???
@Fynnderella1 Jun 4 This is how the CCP sympathizer “students” at @UMich transported a highly pathogenic fungus that would destroy our entire food supply, folks. In ziplock bags! Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2025 04:54 PM (mlg/3) 245
Elon Musk
@elonmusk In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately ------------ Over Heard Space Station transmission: "Ruh Roh" Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2025 04:54 PM (G0vdT) 246
Mr. Musk needs a few days off. A retreat in a Benedictine abbey might be helpful.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (rj6Yv) 247
@elonmusk
has now called for President Trump to be impeached. ...... Hakeem Jeffries just got his first boner. Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (v0R5T) 248
*grabs fire extinguisher*
*pulls pin* *sprays in a side to side sweeping mannner* Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM Pfffft. Posted by: The Woodpecker at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (0sNs1) 249
OK, not only is Elon off the Christmas card list, but I'm about to stop watching the SpaceX launches too!
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (c71FC) I so wish I was not suspendabanned from Twitter so I could troll him that he's not POTUS with a picture of a sink. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (i24o9) Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (qBdHI) 251
Next Trump will call for Elon to be deported.
Posted by: scottst at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (66T5Y) Oh God, we're gonna need more popcorn! Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (l3YAf) 252
But Trump is president, so he obviously wins. Musk is flailing. Trump is Trumping. It's amusing.
Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (Jfw7U) 253
*grabs fire extinguisher*
*pulls pin* *sprays in a side to side sweeping mannner* Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM I needed that. My car's a/c died. On the day the temp shot up to 95. Here endeth the 1st world problem rant. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (Aai4A) 254
The 2026 democrat presidential primary is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (e5NfL) I'm ready! Posted by: Hilary! at June 05, 2025 04:51 PM Sorry meant 2028 but 2026 is also gonna be fun as well. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (e5NfL) 255
232 OK, not only is Elon off the Christmas card list, but I'm about to stop watching the SpaceX launches too!
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (c71FC) Same brother same. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (IFJVl) 256
Whale Psychiatrist ™️
@k_ovfefe2 BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (TGPs7) lol Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (i24o9) 257
Uh, over what?!?!
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2025 04:55 PM (qBdHI) Two counts of lying. Five counts of telling me No. Three counts of being a doody-head. Posted by: Elon Musk, super serious adult at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (l3YAf) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (2VST1) 259
240 Whale Psychiatrist ™️
@k_ovfefe2 BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (TGPs7) ---------- Heh Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (G0vdT) 260
234 Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:43 PM (tOcjL)
Musk didn't just say he was opposed to the bill. He actively tried to destroy support for it, both with the public and with those voting on it ( I don't think he changed any minds at this point) . This is a bill Trump has been working hard for weeks on getting it to pass. It had to feel like a huge betrayal. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 04:53 PM (VofaG) It doesn't matter. Trump is the president. Elon is a mentally ill junkie who is also one of the most competent, smart people in the country who effectively is also a kid in maturity and Donald looked at as his kid. Parents learn their kids act out, and they don't follow that acting out. They keep their cool. Donald did not keep his cool in a spot where you ALWAYS have to keep your cool - president of the US. Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (tOcjL) 261
Even Kanye is upset on ex-twitter
Posted by: scottst at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (66T5Y) 262
> @elonmusk
has now called for President Trump to be impeached. ---- BREAKING President Trump Declares Musk To Be An OUTLAW!!! Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (AOsQT) 263
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (c71FC)
Weasel, I snapped a few weeks ago. Thank you for cleaning up after me and I'm so sorry. Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (jvJvP) 264
I think it is quite clear by now that it is the function of the legacy media to report the non-news, the old news, and yesterdays trash as THE NEWS, while hiding the current news, the truth, and what is relevant to the present and near-term future as NON-NEWS not worthy of reportage.
Posted by: Kurtz at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (mQeBG) 265
Hard to type. Big black cat on desk. Send lawyers, guns, and money.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (omVj0) 266
Dance Fight?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (y+JDS) 267
No, he got betrayed while on drugs and having mental issues...have you seen what a mentally ill, on drugs person can start spewing? I have. It's SO not pretty...but it is on point with Elon right now. They just can't stop. Til someone or something makes them stop.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 04:52 PM (tOcjL) Howard Hughes-esque. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (i24o9) 268
this just in: trump says elon really did give a sieg heil salute
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (CWTWj) 269
The next step is for Musk to get a gray Nehru jacket and a white fluffy cat.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (CwhoI) 270
Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (jvJvP) ---- No problemo. Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (c71FC) 271
Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (jvJvP)
Hey.. We've all been there.... Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (VE6XX) 272
nova local you are ... very on base here
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (Pv3Rg) 273
Just to calm things down a bit, there were many times in the runup to the primaries when those of us who supported DeSantis said that Trump's need to call names at everyone who disagreed with him was stupid and juvenile, and Trump needed to stop it.
There, now everyone should be calm. Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (s8j++) 274
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:51 PM (i24o9)
I was one who thought Musk was just a weird genius with no political agenda. I had no idea he was on the edge of being insane. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (VofaG) 275
"...and its all your fault...," Bill Clinton.
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (QSrLX) 276
No problemo.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (c71FC) Thank you so much. I felt horrible.... Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:58 PM (jvJvP) 277
It's Loomer, so... Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone Deep down inside, Loomer WANTS that Elon baby put in her. She NEEDS that Elon baby to be put inside her! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2025 04:58 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2025 04:58 PM (Jfw7U) 279
Maybe China and the Norks want to hire SpaceX if Trump replace them with TRump
o c k e t s One of these days, Elon, one of these days... Posted by: Oglebay at June 05, 2025 04:58 PM (2ap+5) 280
I love that the Demonrats are experiencing the circular firing squad. Sure dump on her, Biden aides. When the job was to pretend that the senile old pervert who was her boss on paper was competent and in charge, Karine's biggest asset was being a special snowflake that no one was supposed to criticize cuz that would be mean.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 05, 2025 04:58 PM (CKOCg) 281
Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:58 PM (jvJvP)
---- It's all good. No worries. Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (c71FC) 282
Hey.. We've all been there....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (VE6XX) I'd really hope not.... But I know I'm not the first.... Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (jvJvP) 283
savory
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (QSrLX) 284
224 Quit trying to make "fetch" happen.
Posted by: Mean Girl No. 1 at June 05, 2025 04:47 PM I know, right? Posted by: TACO You Republicans are just weird! Posted by: Tim Walz at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (JCZqz) 285
I was one who thought Musk was just a weird genius with no political agenda. I had no idea he was on the edge of being insane.
Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (VofaG) Dude is politically unstable. Perhaps mentally, I don't know. How do you go from supporting obama to clearly incompetent FJB to ORANGEMANBAD just because he got shot in the ear? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (i24o9) 286
Musk should go back to Africa.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (y+JDS) 287
It's all good. No worries.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (c71FC) Thank you so much. Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (jvJvP) 288
A very odd part of the Biden legacy: Elevating black women as the first to be VP and WH press secretary, then making it known to everybody that they were disasters.
Does this descriptor extend to SC Justice Jackson? Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (bufu1) 289
I'm trying to think of what movie scene this could be. Maybe The War of the Roses where Michael Douglas shows up staggering drunk and wearing a silly costume at Kathleen Turner's chi-chi dinner party and they get into a fight and proceed to drive cars over each other while their gowned and tuxedoed guests look on? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (fmaTH) Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:00 PM (l3YAf) 291
273 Just to calm things down a bit, there were many times in the runup to the primaries when those of us who supported DeSantis said that Trump's need to call names at everyone who disagreed with him was stupid and juvenile, and Trump needed to stop it.
There, now everyone should be calm. Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (s8j++) It's why I thought Ron would be the better president...but he can't win it, so it's kinda a moot point. Lots of folks would be better...hell, I'd be better, half the folks or more on this board would be better...but who wants the job and who wants to do and be what it takes to win... Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2025 05:00 PM (tOcjL) 292
On an unrelated matter, is pickleball some sort of real life version of "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"?
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2025 05:00 PM (/iMjX) 293
So being a black lesbian spokes muppet is actually not more significant than Jesus. The things you don't know until you know.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 05, 2025 05:00 PM (JsO1I) 294
290 Trump can pull Elon's security clearance. That'd really get the fireworks going!
He probably should.. He seems unstable right now... Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (VE6XX) 295
have you seen what a mentally ill, on drugs person can start spewing? I have.
...... where did you meet my ex-wife? Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (v0R5T) 296
It's all good. No worries.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (c71FC) Thank you so much. Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 04:59 PM (jvJvP) Wait. At least make 'em buy donuts next thread. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (i24o9) 297
There was another story about her trying to get hired by The View. They never even bothered to call her back, those racists!
Well, duh. They already have enough dim-witted, nasty harpies spewing the same liberal garbage. What the hell would they do with another one? Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (0Htd1) 298
this just is: elon says melania told him trump always wants the right side of the bed
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (CWTWj) Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (VofaG) 300
Musk should go back to Africa. Posted by: Boss Moss ============== Now that he's broken up with Trump, he ought to start dating Bill Gates. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (fmaTH) 301
>>> 290 Trump can pull Elon's security clearance. That'd really get the fireworks going!
*popcorn* Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 05, 2025 05:00 PM (l3YAf) Ha, then how will the commies screech about Elon stealing grandma's social security??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (QRFVs) 302
Musk should go back to Africa.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2025 *** Wild dogs are crying out in the night, Elon. They're restless for some (solitary) company. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (omVj0) 303
I just want to say: I took a lot of shit for calling Elon crazy a few months ago and predicting he'd flip out and here we are.
Now look, I like SpaceX. I have a Starlink. Grok seems pretty cool. Tesla sucks. DOGE has been awesome. Musk is interesting and very accomplished, but I've followed him for awhile and I've known many people who worked with him who said he was mentally unstable. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (l3YAf) 304
Just to calm things down a bit, there were many times in the runup to the primaries when those of us who supported DeSantis said that Trump's need to call names at everyone who disagreed with him was stupid and juvenile, and Trump needed to stop it.
There, now everyone should be calm. Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2025 04:57 PM (s8j++) It's why I thought Ron would be the better president...but he can't win it, so it's kinda a moot point. Lots of folks would be better...hell, I'd be better, half the folks or more on this board would be better...but who wants the job and who wants to do and be what it takes to win... Vance has got to be wondering what he's gotten himself in to. I wonder if he can keep a low enough profile to make it through the next 3.5 years. Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (s8j++) 305
In other news, the professional dog walkers we hire when I am out of town (to unlock the door and let the dogs into the back yard to pee mid-day) are coming tonight to try and make friends with Gertie. Evidently when they were here last Gertie hid under the bed and barked at them.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (c71FC) 306
Trump can pull Elon's security clearance. That'd really get the fireworks going!
******** Well Elon can pull Trump's finger... Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (/iMjX) 307
298 this just is: elon says melania told him trump always wants the right side of the bed
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (CWTWj) Elon lets here choose. Posted by: Oglebay at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (2ap+5) 308
297 There was another story about her trying to get hired by The View. They never even bothered to call her back, those racists!
Well, duh. They already have enough dim-witted, nasty harpies spewing the same liberal garbage. What the hell would they do with another one? Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (0Htd1) By the way, Bill Clinton was on the View today. Panties WILL need to go through an extra wash cycle.... Posted by: Stateless...16% - mental state clawing up from 10% at June 05, 2025 05:03 PM (jvJvP) 309
@291
>>It's why I thought Ron would be the better president...but he can't win it, so it's kinda a moot point. Some people can be President and some people can be Governors, the fates are fickle that way. Ron is going to do well on K-Street, or a "Think Tank" or a fellow at some online university, so he's got that going for him. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2025 05:03 PM (XV/Pl) 310
Well, I think Elon and his pack of DOGEies found all this government waste, and actually came to believe it would end, and end right away
and when it didn't, he got mad and he couldn't keep in to quote John Lee Hooker, 'It's in him, and it's got to come out' and here we are but Trump isn't blameless here, he should have just let Elon rant but Trump can't do that he wouldn't be Trump Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:03 PM (AOsQT) 311
have you seen what a mentally ill, on drugs person can start spewing? I have.
...... where did you meet my ex-wife? Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (v0R5T) Reminded me of Nick's line in Its a Wonderful Life . Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:03 PM (VofaG) 312
289 - Monty Python reenactment of Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2025 05:03 PM (UBKzV) 313
Elon should go on The View tomorrow to tell his side of the story.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 05:04 PM (v0R5T) 314
Musk is interesting and very accomplished, but I've followed him for awhile and I've known many people who worked with him who said *he was mentally unstable.*
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (l3YAf) I don't know THAT. I do know I took a ration of shit for criticizing Space Daddy for his empty 1st Amendment absolutist self-styling and EV subsidies. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:04 PM (i24o9) 315
This reminds me of the youtube videos of two dogs on either side of a motorized gate, barking at each other. Once the gate is opened, they stop barking and play nice.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2025 05:04 PM (G0vdT) 316
>>>Parents learn their kids act out, and they don't follow that acting out. They keep their cool. Donald did not keep his cool in a spot where you ALWAYS have to keep your cool - president of the US.
Posted by: Nova Local -------------- In that vernacular, Daddy should have had a preparatory talk with Elon before the surprise. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 05:04 PM (vWeTL) 317
>>>this just is: elon says melania told him trump always wants the right side of the bed
Same. I'm so housebroken that at hotels I cannot sleep on a different side of a bed. Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 05, 2025 05:04 PM (CwhoI) 318
Elon's still tweeting, it's like he's drunk tweeting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2025 05:04 PM (IFJVl) 319
This will blow over and Elon will be buddies with Trump in a couple weeks, I suspect. It will be this term's Cofeve, some unforced stupid goof that we laugh at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:05 PM (2VST1) Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2025 05:05 PM (/iMjX) 321
Musk is interesting and very accomplished, but I've followed him for awhile and I've known many people who worked with him who said he was mentally unstable.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (l3YAf) -- -- It certainly explains the two wives, two partners, at least one side piece, and fourteen kids between them. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2025 05:05 PM (6ydKt) 322
anyone remember how well trump and cruz got along in2016? let's maybe wait and see if it's real
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:05 PM (CWTWj) 323
319 This will blow over and Elon will be buddies with Trump in a couple weeks, I suspect. It will be this term's Cofeve, some unforced stupid goof that we laugh at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:05 PM (2VST1) I don't know.. It's pretty nasty Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 05:05 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:06 PM (i24o9) 325
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (fmaTH)
LOL. Well done Except for his money I can't think of anything remotely appealing about Bill Gates. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2025 05:06 PM (ierbo) 326
Musk is interesting and very accomplished, but I've followed him for awhile and I've known many people who worked with him who said he was mentally unstable.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (l3YAf) Historically, there are very few real geniuses who are totally stable. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2025 05:06 PM (mP0Kj) 327
The 2026 democrat presidential primary is gonna be lit! Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2025 04:49 PM (e5NfL) I'm ready! Posted by: Hilary! ================ Next move: Hillary! jumps up and says something stupid, and Trump and Musk quickly look at each other, look at Hillary, look at each other, yell "RWOWOOOWWW!!!" and dive on her punching. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (fmaTH) 328
We disagree. That's okay.
********** Is not. ----- Did you want the quick argument or the full half hour? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (2VST1) 329
Musk is interesting and very accomplished, but I've followed him for awhile and I've known many people who worked with him who said he was mentally unstable.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:02 PM (l3YAf) Historically, there are very few real geniuses who are totally stable. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2025 05:06 PM (mP0Kj) We're all mentally unstable. Anyone who thinks he is not is more unstable than the rest of us. Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (dGCAG) 330
>> I don't know THAT.
He's had a lot of substance use issues. He used to go on bizarre, Ambien-fueled rants on Twitter at 4am after he'd been up for 48 hours straight. It was entertaining and crazy and he'd delete it all the next day. He'd also retaliate hard against former employees. Sleazy behavior. Without giving too much info about myself away, I knew several engineering experts who were hired to work at SpaceX who quit after Musk would throw temper tantrums after they told him things he wanted were just not doable with present technology. He's prone to these kind of meltdowns. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (l3YAf) 331
the other night gutfeld was talking about someone like musk who had a bunch of kids with a couple of women and he said something about condoms, and tyrus off camera said "what's a condom?"
i laughed Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (CWTWj) 332
Did you want the quick argument or the full half hour?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (2VST1) He didn't pay! Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (i24o9) 333
this just is: elon says melania told him trump always wants the right side of the bed
So how do you make that call? From standing at the foot of the bed looking at it, or from lying on the bed? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:08 PM (2VST1) 334
He's had a lot of substance use issues. He used to go on bizarre, Ambien-fueled rants on Twitter at 4am after he'd been up for 48 hours straight. It was entertaining and crazy and he'd delete it all the next day.
I was witness to a few of those. the perks of being insomniac. as for the rest of what you describe, Disinterested, it all sounds VERY plausible Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 05:08 PM (Pv3Rg) Posted by: davea at June 05, 2025 05:08 PM (PMJuY) 336
When did we start believing the media?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (vFG9F) 337
anyone remember how well trump and cruz got along in2016? let's maybe wait and see if it's real Posted by: gnats local 675 ============= I mentioned the same thing -- also "Little Marco." I think it's real, but it will in a way blow over. I'm sure Elon will never work for Trump again, but this level of conflict can't go on. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (fmaTH) 338
Wait. At least make 'em buy donuts next thread.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM (i24o9) Tomorrow is National Donut Day, by the way. Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (aBgBM) 339
again, just days ago, shows up tweaking like crazy and acting like an idiot to the event in the Oval praising him.
totally and utterly weird behavior! you have to see him. he was a hot mess. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (Pv3Rg) 340
Wait. At least make 'em buy donuts next thread.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:01 PM I need to QA them first, though. It's in the Style Guide. Posted by: Ariana Grande at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (0sNs1) 341
He's prone to these kind of meltdowns.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (l3YAf) Fair enough. I am just not going to stake an independent claim based on present behavior. I'll stick with politically unstable. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (i24o9) 342
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz is in DC today, just in time for the fireworks. He must think we're nuts.
Yeah, taking a look at Germany right now, he'd be better off keeping his mouth shut than shooting it off. Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (cHLus) Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (krQz2) 344
We're all mentally unstable. Anyone who thinks he is not is more unstable than the rest of us.
Yep. No, this is not an angry or bitter snark on humanity, its truth. We're all weird. We're all crazy to some degree in some way. Its just a matter of finding the kind of crazy you can put up with or mesh well with in relationships. Its not so unthinkable; all of us are physically ill in some way or another. Sometimes it gets worse, or less bad. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (2VST1) 345
Aaron Rodgers is gonna be a Steeler
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (AOsQT) 346
If Musk turns super villain would he be Lex Luthor?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (Splbu) 347
"Vance has got to be wondering what he's gotten himself in to."
Right. A run of the mill senate seat-warmer winning the galactic lottery and getting swept up to near the top, just like that, is now regretting it. Oh, how will we survive the next 3 years, it's not who we are, and stuff. Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (1m82a) 348
My copy of 'Spacecraft 2000-2100 AD' arrived today. No dust jacket but I am very, very much a 10 year old boy in Middle School again.
So hap Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: Big Penguin at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (0sNs1) 350
Elon Musk Goes Nuclear . . . .
Biden Aides Go Nuclear . . . . Next thread guesses? Russia goes nuclear? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (i24o9) 351
Axios reports what everyone else saw with their own eyes five years ago... again.
--- The odds of Trump getting such a buffer are 0 or below. Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (Pv3Rg) 353
re 333: yes
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (CWTWj) 354
My lib brother and sister have been bitching about Elon for months. Can't wait to hear the screeching tires of a 180.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (v0R5T) 355
Oh, how will we survive the next 3 years, it's not who we are, and stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (1m82a) LMAO. That transparent? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (i24o9) 356
and here we are
but Trump isn't blameless here, he should have just let Elon rant but Trump can't do that he wouldn't be Trump Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:03 PM (AOsQT) That's the bottom line: And here we are. I don't know if anyone could predict exactly how this would go, and anyone who claims they could/did is lying. But it should have been apparent, before Jan 20, the Trump Administration was not going to be some smooth, clear, linear march of stalwart conservatist victory. Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (dGCAG) 357
At least make 'em buy donuts next thread.
Like, cake donuts? Filled donuts? Do things like kruellers and maple bars count? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (2VST1) 358
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (2VST1)
Sorry but I'm not mentally unstable in the least . I'm boringly normal. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (VofaG) Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 05:12 PM (VE6XX) 360
Musk would throw temper tantrums after they told him things he wanted were just not doable with present technology.
He's prone to these kind of meltdowns. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor --------------------- Curiously, the next set of engineers solved the problem. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 05:12 PM (vWeTL) 361
Next thread guesses?
Russia goes nuclear? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (i24o9) ace's dick rolls up it's sleeve, goes nuclear. Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 05, 2025 05:12 PM (zZu0s) 362
I hope Trump has the sense, at least, to quit trying to one-up someone who's going nuts in public and just let Elon spew alone. I've always supported Elon, but right now he's acting like a spastic 14 year old girl. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2025 05:12 PM (uWKK8) 363
I *would* be unstable but I had too many responsibilities, with too few resources, starting at a young age and continuing to this day.
so it's like, be stable, lady, or you and yours ain't gonna make it. you have to be rich as hell to be as out there as Elon. or homeless, I guess. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 05, 2025 05:12 PM (Pv3Rg) 364
Next thread guesses?
Russia goes nuclear? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (i24o9) *Iran Mullahs get all side-eyed* Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2025 05:12 PM (dGCAG) 365
354 My lib brother and sister have been bitching about Elon for months. Can't wait to hear the screeching tires of a 180.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2 How long before they buy a tesla? Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2025 05:13 PM (IFJVl) 366
"...how dare you speak in such a manner about our black queer queen" ....
Has this happened before??" ----- BWAhahaha! Don't yell, you've made Elagabalus cry! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2025 05:13 PM (kpS4V) 367
Always thought she was the worst.
She's the worst press secretary I remember at least. But I admit that I have not spent an awful lot of time thinking about or paying attention to press secretaries Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:13 PM (2VST1) 368
Sorry but I'm not mentally unstable in the least . I'm boringly normal.
Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM You're here, ain't'cha? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2025 05:14 PM (0sNs1) 369
"The amount of time that was spent coddling [Jean-Pierre] and appeasing her was astronomical compared to our attention on
--- Fixed for accuracy. Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2025 05:14 PM (krQz2) 370
We're all mentally unstable. Anyone who thinks he is not is more unstable than the rest of us.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2025 05:07 PM (dGCAG) Take it back or the clown puppet gets it! Clown Puppet: "He's serious!" Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:14 PM (l3YAf) Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:14 PM (AOsQT) Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:14 PM (VofaG) 373
What if this is an elaborate scene set up to take the heat off of Elon and Tesla?
A final thank you for your service. 5D chess..... Posted by: Stateless.. 16% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 05, 2025 05:14 PM (jvJvP) 374
i haven't trusted the germans since the kaiser fired bismarck
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:14 PM (CWTWj) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 05:14 PM (vWeTL) 376
Next thread guesses?
Russia goes nuclear? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM (i24o9) Reportedly, Ukraine has quit the peace talks and Germany is trying to get Trump to allow them to launch cruise missiles at Russia. I've only seen that from one place but they've been pretty good so far. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (AOsQT) Posted by: Dr. T at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (jGGMD) 379
May I remind y'all that KJP's headlights were more remarked upon here than any other Press Secretaries in memory?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (0sNs1) 380
Sorry but I'm not mentally unstable in the least . I'm boringly normal. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:11 PM You're here, ain't'cha? Posted by: Duncanthrax ============== At first I thought you were missing the word "new," but your post does read as-is. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (fmaTH) 381
We're all weird. We're all crazy to some degree in some way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Well, we all have a face That we hide away forever And we take them out and show ourselves When everyone has gone Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (UBKzV) 382
Aaron Rodgers is gonna be a Steeler
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:10 PM (AOsQT) Week 1 game between the Steelers and the Jets at MetLife is going to be hilarious!. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (k9OZB) 383
Tomorrow is National Donut Day, by the way.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (aBgBM) Salute!! Posted by: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, watching Hee Haw at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (PiwSw) 384
373 What if this is an elaborate scene set up to take the heat off of Elon and Tesla?
-- That would be nice I don't know if they have it in them to be sneaky though Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (Splbu) 385
"There was another story about her trying to get hired by The View. They never even bothered to call her back, those racists!"
Imagine being rejected by The View because you aren't sharp enough. That hurts. Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2025 05:16 PM (GUOwU) 386
She's the worst press secretary I remember at least. But I admit that I have not spent an awful lot of time thinking about or paying attention to press secretaries
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:13 PM (2VST1) --- Agree on both accounts. However, as a screen, Team Biden should pipe down. She forbade questions and the press, aside from Doocy and a few others, dutifully complied. There's no clean end of the Biden Administration by which to pick it up. Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2) 387
Oh. Ohhhhhhh.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 05, 2025 05:16 PM (jGGMD) 388
As the mother of an autistic child, I feel like I am watching a meltdown. The rage, the lack of an ability to regulate emotion, the refusal to listen. And then it’s like none of that even happened.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2025 05:16 PM (/sySz) 389
364 Next thread guesses?
Russia goes nuclear? ----------------- Russia, Iran, & hopefully China understand that this is not a good time to poke the Donald. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 05:16 PM (vWeTL) 390
@TheBabylonBee
· 3h Judge Determines Trump Will Get The Nation On Weekdays, While Musk Gets Every Other Weekend And Holidays https://buff.ly/z0QFTZd Image Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:16 PM (AOsQT) 391
For what it's worth, i fucking loathe Steve Bannon.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2025 05:17 PM (jeWRt) 392
384 373 What if this is an elaborate scene set up to take the heat off of Elon and Tesla?
Don't think so... Too personal.. Hard to walk that back Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 05:17 PM (VE6XX) 393
*grabs fire extinguisher*
*pulls pin* *sprays in a side to side sweeping mannner* Mah hair! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 04:56 PM (2VST1) Are you Gavin Newsom? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2025 05:17 PM (VNX3d) 394
Elon's come apart is breaking my heart thinking that his poor mother could be desperately trying to call POTUS and beg his forgiveness for his behavior (if he's having an episode).
Posted by: jmel at June 05, 2025 05:17 PM (bVhJi) 395
Been tole her whole life she the pretty one, little jawm pieeair.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2025 05:17 PM (jgmnb) 396
see, this is the great thing about spending time here. ace throws out a topic and we can make our own fun for the next two hours
also, keith olbermann is a twat Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:18 PM (CWTWj) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2025 05:18 PM (r50HQ) 398
383 Tomorrow is National Donut Day, by the way.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (aBgBM) Salute!! Posted by: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, watching Hee Haw at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (PiwSw) Heh Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2025 05:18 PM (IFJVl) 399
Rodgers is the best they can do? Good luck, Stihlers.
Posted by: Browns Fan at June 05, 2025 05:18 PM (2ap+5) 400
It's always the children that are hurt most.
ye@kanyewest Broooos please noooooo We love you both so much Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 05, 2025 05:18 PM (3ZB/C) 401
Curiously, the next set of engineers solved the problem.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2025 05:12 PM (vWeTL) It wasn't really a difficult problem that needed a novel solution. They just ended up using what was obviously correct, which is what the first engineers suggested. The idea that everything needs a novel solution when there are well-proven ones is not good engineering and nobody seriously does that. And no self-respecting person is going to work for a boss who throws temper tantrums. It's not worth it. My understanding is Musk doesn't do that as much with his employees now, but know knows. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (l3YAf) 402
Alex Thompson is now posting the PR flack's false denial, saying that people who lie don't get the protections of an "off the record" agreement.
--------------- Heard some R CongressCritter on a national talk radio show today claim that Thompson and Tapper will have to give up the names of those anonymous sources when there's a criminal conspiracy investigation involved -- per some 1972 Supreme Court case. Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (2o3HN) 403
Don't think so... Too personal.. Hard to walk that back
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2025 05:17 PM (VE6XX) OTOH, most guys have been through a fight with someone they like... knock down, drag out kind fight... and as soon as the punches stop flying... friends again. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (ExV1e) 404
Just drop the 10 megaton solution on DC. Hopefully everyone is at work. whatever happens, they deserve it. what a fucking shitshow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (P7vXf) 405
Also a super funny tweet on x
Can't wait for Trump to cancel some contract, Elon to sue, and the federal courts to be absolutely incapacitated by who they are supposed to rule against. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (Splbu) 406
Trump's chief of staff needs to keep Trump away from all media access for a day. Why isn't she doing her job?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (Dv3i1) 407
also, keith olbermann is a twat
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:18 PM (CWTWj) Still deciding who's most punchable. Olbermann or Walz Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (VofaG) 408
Tomorrow is National Donut Day, by the way.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2025 05:09 PM (aBgBM) --- Chris Christie is probably relieved. Yesterday, I said he's the one who would not make it through a donut desert. Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (krQz2) 409
Rodgers is a poor fit in Pittsburgh. That'll blow up, which I'll enjoy as a Bengals fan.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (UBKzV) 410
Mah hair!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Are you Gavin Newsom? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Well it was on fire as per HQ requirement at any hint of bad news. Actually it was a reference to Ford Fairlane where Dice falls off the Paramount building and says that as he's falling Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (2VST1) 411
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· 3h Judge Determines Trump Will Get The Nation On Weekdays, While Musk Gets Every Other Weekend And Holidays https://buff.ly/z0QFTZd Image Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:16 PM (AOsQT) Elon shows up in a convertible, sporting a mustache. Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (dGCAG) 412
Rodgers is the best they can do? Good luck, Stihlers.
Posted by: Browns Fan at June 05, 2025 05:18 PM Best I can do is Rodgers. Posted by: Rick H. at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (0sNs1) 413
>>> 405 Also a super funny tweet on x
Can't wait for Trump to cancel some contract, Elon to sue, and the federal courts to be absolutely incapacitated by who they are supposed to rule against. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (Splbu) LOL That would be a novel way to stop the retard judges. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (QRFVs) 414
ffs is everything an op everywhere?
Posted by: n at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (4yasN) 415
Also a super funny tweet on x
Can't wait for Trump to cancel some contract, Elon to sue, and the federal courts to be absolutely incapacitated by who they are supposed to rule against. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (Splbu) LMAO, this guy gets it. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (i24o9) 416
Still deciding who's most punchable.
Olbermann or Walz Keef. Walz is the guy you turn away from in embarrassment and change the subject hoping he shuts up and goes away. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2025 05:21 PM (2VST1) 417
>As the mother of an autistic child, I feel like I am watching a meltdown. The rage, the lack of an ability to regulate emotion, the refusal to listen. And then it’s like none of that even happened.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2025 05:16 PM (/sySz) Absolutely agree, from one parent to another. Could be worse in this case due to pharmaceuticals. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 05, 2025 05:21 PM (I51rC) 418
378 Afternoon all.
What did Ace mean by "recent unpleasantness"? Posted by: Dr. T at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (jGGMD) Trump Vs. Musk Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 05, 2025 05:21 PM (xcxpd) 419
OTOH, most guys have been through a fight with someone they like... knock down, drag out kind fight... and as soon as the punches stop flying... friends again.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (ExV1e) I've never had a brother but I've heard this. Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:21 PM (VofaG) 420
Still deciding who's most punchable.
Olbermann or Walz Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2025 05:19 PM (VofaG) Olbermann and it's not close. He oozes smug condescension. Walz is a pathetic soy man. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Diretor at June 05, 2025 05:21 PM (l3YAf) Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2025 05:22 PM (RdWZy) 422
A musical interlude.
Sorry, Buck, no upright bass that I can see. Plenty of brass, though. https://youtu.be/c5BL4RNFr58 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2025 05:22 PM (VNX3d) 423
Rodgers is a poor fit in Pittsburgh. That'll blow up, which I'll enjoy as a Bengals fan.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (UBKzV) I'm pretty sure Rodgers and the Steelers knew they were going to do this before the draft. Apparently they were just waiting for the right day to announce it. This appears to have been the right day. Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2025 05:22 PM (dGCAG) 424
Nood.
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2025 05:22 PM (vFG9F) 425
Nood. But not as fun.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2025 05:22 PM (i24o9) 426
I have decided to go with its an op between musk and trump so they get to hit from both sides.
Posted by: n at June 05, 2025 05:22 PM (4yasN) 427
Nood. Muzzie ban.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2025 05:23 PM (ExV1e) 428
Biden aides largely had stayed silent because she was seen as untouchable, given her close relationship with Jill Biden's top aide Anthony Bernal.
--- But mostly, the trifecta of intersection. If she had been transitioning, she woulda had it all. Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2025 05:23 PM (krQz2) 429
she "was one of the most ineffectual and unprepared people I've ever worked with. ... She had meltdowns after any interview that asked about a topic not sent over by producers."
I'm shocked, shocked I say! I mean this seems so unlike her public persona. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 05, 2025 05:23 PM (gDhA9) 430
Rodgers is a poor fit in Pittsburgh. That'll blow up, which I'll enjoy as a Bengals fan.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2025 05:20 PM (UBKzV) humans are a poor fit for pittsburgh Posted by: n at June 05, 2025 05:23 PM (4yasN) 431
Afternoon all.
What did Ace mean by "recent unpleasantness"? Posted by: Dr. T at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (jGGMD) Trump Vs. Musk Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 05, 2025 05:21 PM (xcxpd) Well me and mah kin call it the War of Muskian Aggression. Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2025 05:23 PM (dGCAG) 432
What did Ace mean by "recent unpleasantness"?
Posted by: Dr. T at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM The fact that people noticed and commented upon yesterday's Café posting debacle. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2025 05:24 PM (0sNs1) 433
re 407: olbermann is more smug, walz is more of a natural jerk
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:24 PM (CWTWj) 434
What did Ace mean by "recent unpleasantness"?
Posted by: Dr. T at June 05, 2025 05:15 PM (jGGMD) Trump Vs. Musk Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 05, 2025 05:21 PM (xcxpd) Well me and mah kin call it the War of Muskian Aggression. Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2025 05:23 PM (dGCAG) lol Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 05, 2025 05:25 PM (xcxpd) 435
did anyone say new thread
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 05, 2025 05:25 PM (CWTWj) 436
It's not good for 2 men with such power and influence to be seen acting this way
at that level, you're supposed to have your shit wired tight, 24/7 not good not good Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get off the damn shed! at June 05, 2025 05:26 PM (AOsQT) 437
May I remind y'all that KJP's headlights were more remarked upon here than any other Press Secretaries in memory?
Posted by: Duncanthrax ...... I hesitate to comment until Suzanne Malveaux weighs in. Posted by: wth at June 05, 2025 05:27 PM (UjdFS) 438
Describe the Democratic Party in 15 words or less.
"It's difficult to see how this is anything but a bizarre cash grab." Posted by: JB1000 at June 05, 2025 05:27 PM (+i0FF) 439
It is they who should have been staked over ant mounds in some desert.
Jen Psaki served as White House Press Secretary from January 20, 2021, to May 13, 2022. (She knew what was going on.) Karine Jean-Pierre took over the role from Psaki on May 13, 2022 and served as Press Secretary until the end of Biden's term in January 2025. Biden, the 1st 'real' Black president. With Ashley Biden, the Social Worker and Delaware activist. Jill, community college educator and co-ruler. Yada, yada. (Just a sorry mess of individuals.) Biden was flailing from the very beginning of his inept administration & Psaki couldn't possibly deflect enough from him, his entire grifting family, his immediate 'aides' that included many WH staff, cabinet members & Biden loyalists. The arrogance, failure of leadership, toxic behaviours, lack of self-awareness, and so on. Jean-Pierre could be used for her race, ethnicity, sex, gender. Who could really challenge the Biden way - his little notes and prompts, endless booboos - with Jean-Pierre as a barrier? She allowed it to happen; she picked her own poison. But still... And the WH and MSM watched her dangle in the wind. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2025 05:44 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2025 06:11 PM (DIweC) 441
The announcement is well-timed, given that
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