Federal Trade Commission Opens Investigation Into Media Matters and Other Leftwing Media "Watchdogs" for Colluding to Suppress Free Speech

And I hope they trace the money to George Soros.

And I hope there's an avenue towards a class action lawsuit against Soros.

The Federal Trade Commission has launched a sweeping investigation into more than a dozen left-wing watchdog and ad industry groups accused of coordinating advertiser boycotts against right-leaning websites and platforms, including Elon Musk's X.
Key Details:
FTC's probe targets possible antitrust violations through advertiser collusion to defund conservative media.
Groups like Media Matters and Ad Fontes Media received investigative demands for communications and financial records.
FTC Chair Andrew Ferguson warns that advertiser boycotts are "a serious risk to the free exchange of ideas."
Diving Deeper:
The Federal Trade Commission has opened an expansive investigation into roughly a dozen advertising and advocacy groups that may have violated federal antitrust laws by organizing boycotts aimed at defunding conservative and right-leaning media platforms, according to four people familiar with the matter.
The probe marks a sharp escalation in the federal government's scrutiny of politically motivated censorship in online advertising, and directly challenges the long-standing practice of left-wing watchdogs targeting platforms they deem objectionable. At the center of the investigation is the question of whether progressive organizations conspired to pressure advertisers into pulling ads from platforms like X--formerly Twitter--under the guise of avoiding "hateful content."
The FTC has already sent investigative letters to groups like Media Matters and Ad Fontes Media, demanding internal records, communications with other watchdog organizations, and documents related to their campaigns targeting certain content. Vanessa Otero, CEO of Ad Fontes, confirmed receiving one of the letters on May 20 and said it related to a "possible collusion" inquiry.
Media Matters, a left-wing advocacy organization with close ties to the Democratic Party, is a key focus of the investigation. The group has publicly campaigned to cut off advertising to Elon Musk's X platform, publishing reports that claim X has allowed antisemitic and "hateful" content. However, critics argue that these efforts are thinly veiled political censorship campaigns aimed at silencing opposing viewpoints.
FTC Chairman Andrew Ferguson, recently appointed and outspoken about online censorship targeting conservatives, has framed these advertiser boycotts as more than just market preferences.
"Drying up the advertising will dry up the idea, so the risk of an advertiser boycott is a pretty serious risk to the free exchange of ideas," Ferguson said at a recent conference.
Ferguson's stance sharply diverges from the previous FTC approach, which often turned a blind eye to coordinated efforts to de-platform right-leaning content creators under the umbrella of "brand safety."
Advertisers, for their part, have defended their decisions, claiming they are simply aligning spending with corporate values. But the FTC under Ferguson is questioning whether those values have been manipulated by activist groups acting in concert to silence specific viewpoints--something the agency now suggests may constitute illegal market behavior.

It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

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— Bob Loblaw 🇺🇸 (@1BobLoblaw) June 3, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

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1 Morning, Morons.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2025 12:18 PM (5aZAZ)

2 Insty has a bit where a bunch of outlets have switched to 'unauthorized immigrants.'

You have to love these people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:18 PM (bss/y)

3 Good morning!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 03, 2025 12:18 PM (ReTq+)

4 Unpossible! I was told nothing would happen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 12:18 PM (u73oe)

5 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

My field of ducks is barren.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:19 PM (bss/y)

6 Tuesday is what day again?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (AdXfX)

7 Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (N1tpc)

8 The left can't meme.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (w6EFb)

9 "Chickening out" == "getting what he wants."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (/y8xj)

10 I bet they have the best tacos at Trump Towers.

Posted by: huerfano at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (n2swS)

11 6 Tuesday is what day again?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (AdXfX)

The day I will gladly pay you for a hamburger today?

Posted by: Wimpy at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (bss/y)

12 Tuesday has no feel.

Posted by: G. Costanza at June 03, 2025 12:21 PM (G5+As)

13 The guy in the Swalwell video says "f***", so you know they're serious and manly.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2025 12:21 PM (s8j++)

14 I hope they are going after Sleeping Giants

Posted by: RUReadingthis at June 03, 2025 12:21 PM (aQ25I)

15 That Swalwell thing is cringe worthy and who told them saying the F' word is cool ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (VE6XX)

16 >>>And I hope there's an avenue towards a class action lawsuit against Soros.

. . . and I hope that there is a gallows or a firing squad awaiting him and his ilk.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (i24o9)

17 Listen, it would seem that at least 1/3 of the federal budget is straight patronage, graft, walking around money, and generally a trough of funds that sloshed through the sluices to Uniparty apparatchiks and affiliated satellites, the primary benefactors of this graft are Democrat affiliated with some crumbs thrown to GOPe goofballs to maintain the fiction that both sides benefit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (XV/Pl)

18
The day I will gladly pay you for a hamburger today?
Posted by: Wimpy

Especially for a patty melt on Wednesday!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (AdXfX)

19 Be kind to your web footed friends

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (Aqu9a)

20 >>Insty has a bit where a bunch of outlets have switched to 'unauthorized immigrants.'

You have to love these people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:18 PM

You must obfuscate where you can.

Posted by: newspeak at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (n2swS)

21 Tsk tsk

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge, Brandishing Gavel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (+K1xO)

22 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?
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This is OT but I feel I need ask:

What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)

23 Using the acronym TACO seems like racist cultural appropriation.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (oUlN5)

24 15 That Swalwell thing is cringe worthy and who told them saying the F' word is cool ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (VE6XX)

I... I have no idea.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (bss/y)

25 Chicks like big ducks.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (77rzZ)

26 OK. $20 says President Trump in the very near future posts a picture of himself enjoying a plate of tacos accompanied by a hilarious paragraph.

He knows how to play this sh*t.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (k9OZB)

27 Meanwhile, Taylor Lorenz continues her crazy unchecked.

Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

28 Well, it is Tuesday.

Taco
Tuesday

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (Q4IgG)

29 TACO-

The
AWFLS
Can't
Meme

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (N1tpc)

30 6 Tuesday is what day again?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (AdXfX)

The day I will gladly pay you for a hamburger today?
Posted by: Wimpy at June 03, 2025 12:20 PM (bss/y)
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You can pay me in Tummy Rubs.

Posted by: The Cats at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (7fElN)

31 RICO them all. Seize their assets, burn them down and salt the earth.

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (cct0t)

32 During Pride month???? Really??

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (Rsaxx)

33 I still laugh when I recall Trump in his first term IIRC was in Trump tower eating a yuuggee delicious taco salad bragging it was the best ever taco salad. Photo of him grinning with thumbs up over huge salad made me laugh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 03, 2025 12:24 PM (+kWhq)

34 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

My field of ducks is barren.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:19 PM (bss/y)

Like Barbie's Ken? That's why you keep it in your pants.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:24 PM (i24o9)

35 5 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

My field of ducks is barren.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:19 PM (bss/y)

Duck Around, Quack Out

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 03, 2025 12:24 PM (wtvvX)

36 Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

Reef has only ever barked twice in the time I have had him (like 3 months.) He looked almost surprised both times.

He's a strange dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (bss/y)

37 And I hope there's an avenue towards a class action lawsuit against Soros.

I have a better idea. There are at least two countries that have a warrant for him. Bag him and drop him off at their embassy.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (BpO1e)

38 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)

It's a "thing". If you see a Jeep that you like, you're supposed to leave a rubber duck on the hood or wherever for the owner. I'm not sure if there's more to it than that.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (k9OZB)

39 > That Swalwell thing is cringe worthy and who told them saying the F' word is cool ?

They've all been swearing lately. I'm guessing some very overpaid advisor told them casual swearing reaches da yoots or something.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (lIio7)

40 Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)
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YOU get to bark all day long on social media and won't stfu. Why shouldn't dogs have that same right?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (7fElN)

41 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)

I also have been wondering about this. When did that become a thing?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (WIBSw)

42 Flatulent Swalwell is the last guy who should be loading up on Mexican food.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (l3YAf)

43 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
Rep. Eric Swalwell posts bizarre video of a person asking him "what the fck is up with Trump always chickening out of tariffs?" and he proceeds to eat a taco.

-
How can we hope to win fighting against this level of intelligence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (L/fGl)

44 That was an actual reaction of Swallwell to a Trump tweet on "They're eating the cats, dogs " ducks etc. LOL . Trump does it in part to yank their chains.

As far as TACO- Totally chickened out . I forget what the A stands for. I think Trump should make use of it to mean "Totally Authentic Courageous Outsider," Are leftists going to really dress up in chicken suits while they eat taco to totally own him?!! Com'on!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2025 12:26 PM (EJtBU)

45 Chicks like big ducks.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (77rzZ)

I like big ducks, and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Quax A Lot at June 03, 2025 12:26 PM (i24o9)

46 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)

It's a "thing". If you see a Jeep that you like, you're supposed to leave a rubber duck on the hood or wherever for the owner. I'm not sure if there's more to it than that.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (k9OZB)
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Hmmm...I bet that could be turned into a short story involving a Lovecraftian cult that worships ducks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:26 PM (7fElN)

47 I LOVE breakfast tacos!
-- DOCTOR Jill Biden

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

48 12 Tuesday has no feel.

Posted by: G. Costanza at June 03, 2025 12:21 PM (G5+As)

Tuesday Weld was certainly an exception...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 03, 2025 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

49 Taylor Lorenz continues her crazy unchecked.

She's kind of entertaining. Like when you're at a club and you see the one girl there that you'd never take home but you watch her desperately flail around to get attention.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2025 12:26 PM (BpO1e)

50 Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

She’s nuts…. However I’m not a dog person so I kinda get this take [ducks to avoid thrown objects]

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (+kWhq)

51 I don't want Soros in a lawsuit, I want the slimy, Nazi enabling son of a bitch in chains that are bolted to a bare cement floor.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (pohLc)

52 "If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently."
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

And put where, Tay-Tay?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (Rsaxx)

53 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)
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Jeep owners put rubber ducks on each others' Jeeps when they think the other Jeep is cool.

Yes, it's as unbelievably gay as it sounds.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (5aZAZ)

54 MRDUCKS

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (jc0TO)

55 Taylor Lorenz hates dogs.

Wow, she managed to drop further in my estimation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (bss/y)

56 Tuesday has no feel.
Posted by: G. Costanza
--------

Eat your heart out, George.

Posted by: Tuesday Weld at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (XeU6L)

57 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)

I also have been wondering about this. When did that become a thing?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (WIBSw)
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I couldn't help but notice this as I was parking cars at the county fair this past weekend. Every Jeep that drove past me had a line of ducks in the windshield. Very bizarre.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (7fElN)

58 Insty has a bit where a bunch of outlets have switched to 'unauthorized immigrants.'

Rape == "unauthorized affection".
Bank robbery == "unauthorized withdrawal".
Vandalism == "unauthorized redecoration".
Kidnapping == "unauthorized carpooling".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

59 This whole TACO Trade nonsense is annoying - and dangerous for Europe and Trump's foes.

According to the MFM, the sign of intelligence is taking in new data and adjusting your actions accordingly. In that thinking, you would think that it puts Trump in a positive light. That is, he puts on onerous tariffs, the stock and bond markets say that's not a good idea, so he takes the hint and backs off a bit. They are now saying that that's the sign of a chicken. Do they really want to annoy Trump enough to put those hated tariffs (their words) back up just to prove a point? This trying to 'own' Trump is playing with fire.

My opinion is that Trump is doing the right thing - putting the world on notice yet being open to a deal. His ultimate goal is still in sight and we're two months in from Lib Day. Trump's critics would rather see the world burn if it makes Trump look bad - like COVID.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 03, 2025 12:28 PM (DpWUW)

60 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)

It's a "thing". If you see a Jeep that you like, you're supposed to leave a rubber duck on the hood or wherever for the owner. I'm not sure if there's more to it than that.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (k9OZB)

Jeeps used to be cool. Cheap, practical off-road vehicles. Between the “angry eyes”, elaborately ugly decoratiobs and rubber ducks they’re mega gay.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 03, 2025 12:28 PM (l3YAf)

61 Rep. Eric Swalwell posts bizarre video of a person asking him "what the fck is up with Trump always chickening out of tariffs?" and he proceeds to eat a taco.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He was probably all out of apples.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

62 The guy in the Swalwell video says "f***", so you know they're serious and manly.

I know I'm impressed.

Posted by: 13 year old middle school boy at June 03, 2025 12:28 PM (s8j++)

63 Don't want no short duck man.

Posted by: Gillette at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (Aqu9a)

64 Be nice to see a pre-dawn raid on George Soros's lair, complete with flash bangs and the federal agents yelling at old George in Hungarian and German to make him feel more at home. Raus! Raus!

Maybe the shock would kill him, which I also would like to see.

Posted by: Fuck George Soros at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (wh+qF)

65 Or the Treasury's magic money printing computers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (jTDUM)

66 I stuck my duck in crazy. Now, I don't know where it is.

Posted by: John Bobbitt at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (4DY5T)

67 I think the entire TACO insult didn't pan out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (TAPIB)

68 How much would it cost to get a duck taco?

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (cct0t)

69 Tyr was the Norse God that got his hand chewed off by Fenris Wolf.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (y+JDS)

70 27 Meanwhile, Taylor Lorenz continues her crazy unchecked.

Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

Pretty rich coming from a rabid, mouthy bitch

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

71 That Swalwell thing is cringe worthy and who told them saying the F' word is cool ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (VE6XX)

The man, when they were 10, who taught them that butt sex was cool. He also said that saying fuck means you're really serious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (ExV1e)

72 Yes, it's as unbelievably gay as it sounds.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (5aZAZ)

It's a homo thing. We wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (i24o9)

73 Do I know where my duck is?

Well, there was that one time I went to a convention and realized I'd forgotten my duck.

Terrible day, that was.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

74 She’s nuts…. However I’m not a dog person so I kinda get this take [ducks to avoid thrown objects]
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
_________

I am a dog person, and I still get bet annoyed with people who leave their dog out barking in the yard all day.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (UBKzV)

75 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)

It's a "thing". If you see a Jeep that you like, you're supposed to leave a rubber duck on the hood or wherever for the owner. I'm not sure if there's more to it than that.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM

I had assumed that that meant 'Meet me at the rest area bathroom'.

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (jc0TO)

76 > What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
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Ghey level. More is better?

I'd actually be more impressed with the lifted, snorkel attached, Spartan tricked out, 1M candle light bar and 37" mudders if it had a roof mounted machine gun.

But... no. They do not. And thus, look ghey.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (Q4IgG)

77 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
-------------------------

One was placed on my door handle last weekend

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (5hfjS)

78 Rape == "unauthorized affection".
Bank robbery == "unauthorized withdrawal".
Vandalism == "unauthorized redecoration".
Kidnapping == "unauthorized carpooling".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (WIBSw)

79 I suggest:

Trump Accelerates Chicken Ovulation

And pose with cheap eggs, not tacos.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (Rsaxx)

80 I think the entire TACO insult didn't pan out.

It's like mean girls. They're trying too hard and it shows. Cool people don't need to try hard.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (s8j++)

81 TACO? Does the left oppose tariffs or not? Because I read this as a taunt the Trump should tariff harder. And I'm down for that.

Also, these are the same worthless fucks who are suing to try to stop his tariffs, but yes. He is the one who just chickened out.

Behold the intellectual heft of the leftist "elite".

Posted by: DPICM at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (M2VUX)

82 So do democrats want the tariffs or not? They freak out when he does them and ignore the likelihood that he will drop or remove them. Then they mock him when he drops or removes them. What a clown show. The Republican Party is bad enough, but how humiliating it must be to be a democrat.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (8iNlE)

83 Jeep & rubber ducks:

Why do people put rubber ducks on Jeeps?

At the heart of the Jeep ducks phenomenon is a desire to put a smile on someone’s face. Jeep owners leave rubber duckies on other Jeeps to surprise the owner. It’s an inside joke and a random act of kindness among fans of this beloved auto brand.

A custom that started after one Jeep owner felt unsafe and unwelcome, Jeep ducks are all about the opposite, making strangers and travelers feel like they are part of something bigger and kinder.

How did Jeep ducking start?

The movement now known as Jeep Ducking began in 2020, during the early days of COVID, in Ontario, Canada. After an ugly spat in a gas station parking lot, a Jeep owner named Allison Parliament needed to rely on a friend for a much-needed pit stop to calm down before continuing on the road.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (4JRvL)

84 The thing about irony is it's so ironic.

Walter Kirn@walterkirn
In which you will learn that the current leading paperback version of 1984, its official Orwell-estate-approved 75th anniversary edition, includes a 1984-ish trigger-warning introduction calling the novel's hero "problematic" because of his "misogyny."
I am not making this up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (L/fGl)

85 Duck puns are fowl.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (y+JDS)

86 Swallowell has less wit and wisdom than a fecal parasite

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (RnjVn)

87 >>> 46 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:22 PM (7fElN)

It's a "thing". If you see a Jeep that you like, you're supposed to leave a rubber duck on the hood or wherever for the owner. I'm not sure if there's more to it than that.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (k9OZB)
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Hmmm...I bet that could be turned into a short story involving a Lovecraftian cult that worships ducks...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:26 PM (7fElN)

Fcking cultists.

Posted by: Agent Franks at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (QRFVs)

88 I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive.

Now do leftist-free neighborhoods.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (ExV1e)

89 Rape == "unauthorized affection".
Bank robbery == "unauthorized withdrawal".
Vandalism == "unauthorized redecoration".
Kidnapping == "unauthorized carpooling".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

Murder == unauthorized abortion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (i24o9)

90 Well, there was that one time I went to a convention and realized I'd forgotten my duck.

Terrible day, that was.
Posted by: blake

I think there was a Far Side cartoon about that.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

91 Flips it along the chicken theme. Once you successfully make it about eggs, they won't want to bring up "chickening" anymore.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (Rsaxx)

92 When I saw the bullshit about Trump and "taco" I knew instantly it was just more leftard bullshit. Trump cannot be made angry by a bunch of shit flinging monkeys trying to be relevant.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (pohLc)

93 Make no mistake, the Soroses are some of our best minions.

Posted by: Big Penguin at June 03, 2025 12:32 PM (R+4G8)

94 Swallwell boinks double agents (SBD)

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2025 12:32 PM (s8j++)

95 Duck puns are fowl.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (y+JDS)

Especially when people are just winging it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:32 PM (i24o9)

96 The taco thing really is pathetic and lame.

But, for some reason, their little dullards stultify themselves by giggling and passing it around like it's some sort of video game cheat code, "hit pause and enter TACO to install Kamala as President."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 12:32 PM (uJ9KI)

97 Glad to see some action that may eventually end at Soros doorstep.
Asking for a friend; how much criminal authority does the FTC have?
Soros can and will pay any fine but criminal investigation and indictment and conviction are an entirely different matter. Can the DOJ and FBI take the lead ? Seems like pretty big criminal conspiracy...

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 03, 2025 12:32 PM (FCPbW)

98 61 Rep. Eric Swalwell posts bizarre video of a person asking him "what the fck is up with Trump always chickening out of tariffs?" and he proceeds to eat a taco.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He was probably all out of apples.
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

So, is he supposed to be taking credit for the lack of tariffs (which are bad) or is he making fun of Trump for 'chickening out'? Is the taco a way for him to confirm his fierce masculinity? Or his support for Mehico?

Dadaism in 'viral' videos needs to have a beautiful woman with giant jugs to be worthwhile, champ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:32 PM (bss/y)

99 During Pride month???? Really??
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (Rsaxx)

https://youtu.be/mc9jnImkBPg

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:32 PM (ExV1e)

100 🌮= Trump Always Chickens Out. Brilliant and true. Great meme! 🤣

Posted by: Sid at June 03, 2025 12:32 PM (M5vWh)

101 Or the Treasury's magic money printing computers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (jTDUM)

That story kinda vanished, didn’t it? Just “Oh, the Treasury Dept is counterfeiting money with authorization. Pay it no mind.”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (l3YAf)

102 Huh. Btw, the spelling of breasts 'jug gs' is still banned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (bss/y)

103 >>> 64 Be nice to see a pre-dawn raid on George Soros's lair, complete with flash bangs and the federal agents yelling at old George in Hungarian and German to make him feel more at home. Raus! Raus!

Maybe the shock would kill him, which I also would like to see.
Posted by: Fuck George Soros at June 03, 2025 12:29 PM (wh+qF)

He made a furtive movement. They all did.

Posted by: Morons drafted for the raid at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (QRFVs)

104 It’s also kinda funny that Swalwell posts this because he’s best known for stepping on a noisy duck. Fartwell on Chris Matthews Hardball

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (P/Wjn)

105 and I still get bet annoyed with people who leave their dog out barking in the yard all day.

We have a neighbor that left their dog out all day and night. I'd hear it barking at 3AM. If I didn't think it would get me shot, I would have broken into their home long enough to throw the dog in.

Fcking cultists.
Posted by: Agent Franks

An absolutely wonderful character.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (BpO1e)

106 I'm all about respecting our Veteran's, but people like Fang-Fang's fluffer are the exception.

I need to go water my duck now. Where's fluffy?

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (Ea+Az)

107 She’s nuts…. However I’m not a dog person so I kinda get this take [ducks to avoid thrown objects]
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 03

I am just an animal person, you know that cartoon character Elmira? That is me. I am not a fan of badly behaved dogs, that is on the owner though. We have people who put their dogs in a kennel at night and they are miserable. I am okay with people being fined for not following doggy rules. But a bark or 3 during the day? It’s going to be fine.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (IUV3m)

108 Speaking of not liking canines . . .

NBC News@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (L/fGl)

109 Hmmm Chicken Tacos.

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (jc0TO)

110 The left continues to try, and fail, at making Fetch happen.

Fetch is not going to happen.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (5aZAZ)

111 Posted by: Sid

Sid = Sad, Incel Dork

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (s8j++)

112 Why do people put rubber ducks on Jeeps?

At the heart of the Jeep ducks phenomenon is a desire to put a smile on someone’s face. Jeep owners leave rubber duckies on other Jeeps to surprise the owner. It’s an inside joke and a random act of kindness among fans of this beloved auto brand.

A custom that started after one Jeep owner felt unsafe and unwelcome, Jeep ducks are all about the opposite, making strangers and travelers feel like they are part of something bigger and kinder.
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I think we found the problem. It was all about someone's feelz.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (7fElN)

113 The story behind the Duck Walk at the Memphis Peabody Hotel is one for the ages, involving owner and guests returning from a hunt, getting drunk, and releasing their (live) call ducks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (gm9Sb)

114 I think printing money without backing could be inflationary.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (y+JDS)

115 I'd be suspicious. You don't know where that duck's been.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (vFG9F)

116 A custom that started after one Jeep owner felt unsafe and unwelcome . . . . a Jeep owner named Allison Parliament needed to rely on a friend for a much-needed pit stop to calm down before continuing on the road.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (4JRvL)

Yeah, totally gay.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (i24o9)

117 Sid must be out of ass cleaning customers down at the lavender bath house.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (pohLc)

118 The irony of the TACO thing is not just that it's lame, but that it represents the best the left has to offer.

"TACO!" What a convincing argument.

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (cct0t)

119 President Trump put California Governor Gavin Newsom on notice that he is imposing fines on the state of California in response to a male high school student winning two state titles in female track and field competitions.

Fake fines that will never be paid and if they do, it will be with fake money.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (/U5Yz)

120 Now do leftist-free neighborhoods.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

The problem is that they would see how safe those neighborhoods are and demand entry instead of cleaning up their messes.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (BpO1e)

121 Chicken Tacos would have to be better than fish tacos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (y+JDS)

122 Well at least you tried... all of that money wasted on creating this insult and it never really took off and everyone knew it was fake from the start.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (yIrKn)

123 Speaking of not liking canines . . .

NBC News@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (L/fGl)

It's almost as if the left's attacks on 2A rights are working as planned.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (i24o9)

124 a Jeep owner named Allison Parliament needed to rely on a friend for a much-needed pit stop to calm down before continuing on the road.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (4JRvL)

*hard eyeroll. Sounds like Allison has no business driving a Jeep. Sounds like a Prius girl.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (WIBSw)

125 I'd actually be more impressed with the lifted, snorkel attached, Spartan tricked out, 1M candle light bar and 37" mudders if it had a roof mounted machine gun.

If it had all that AND the ducks that would be pretty awesome. Gives me Twisted Metal vibes.

Posted by: Post apocalypse fuel never goes stale at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (TbWk/)

126 The purpose of the meme is to make it seem like things are getting better in spite of Trump. Because they know it's gonna get better. They've known all along.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (Rsaxx)

127 Taco Bell makes me gassy.

Posted by: Rep. Eric Swallwell at June 03, 2025 12:36 PM (47/pr)

128 We'll just add to the pile labeled "nothing will come of it"

Posted by: Department of Investigations at June 03, 2025 12:36 PM (Y1sOo)

129 I think we found the problem. It was all about someone's feelz.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03

Land Rovers for the win!

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:36 PM (IUV3m)

130 Sid= Serious infant dick

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:36 PM (bss/y)

131 Reef has only ever barked twice in the time I have had him (like 3 months.) He looked almost surprised both times.

He's a strange dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (bss/y)

I had a Catahoula/Shepard mix. Barked about three times in her entire life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:36 PM (ExV1e)

132 That Swalwell thing is cringe worthy and who told them saying the F' word is cool ?

It made Fang Fang lube up, so Fartswell gives it a thumbs up.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at June 03, 2025 12:36 PM (Da7Vv)

133 77 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
-------------------------

One was placed on my door handle last weekend

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (5hfjS)

Sounds like a mafia thing. "It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the duckies..."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 03, 2025 12:36 PM (wtvvX)

134 Soros has a son who is worse than he is.
Hell, he may be running the show now.

Posted by: Case at June 03, 2025 12:36 PM (a1g6Z)

135 f you see a Jeep that you like, you're supposed to leave a rubber duck on the hood or wherever for the owner. I'm not sure if there's more to it than that.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

With or with out superglue?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (AdXfX)

136 Never knew the origin story of the Jeep ducks. It was gay before, but now that I know it was started in Canada and involves some lefty cow "feeling unwelcome" in a parking lot, it's now reached Fire Island during Pride Month levels of gay.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (5aZAZ)

137 As an owner of a Jeep that identifies in as a Corvette, I'm not into the duck thing at all, I'll do the wave but that's as far as I will go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (XV/Pl)

138 118 The irony of the TACO thing is not just that it's lame, but that it represents the best the left has to offer.

"TACO!" What a convincing argument.

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 03, 2025 12:34 PM (cct0t)

It also misses the point. Tariffs are NOT the point. They are not an end unto themselves.

People are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (bss/y)

139 I've asked before, whatever happened to the story that Politico gets gazillions of dollars in funding from USAID/CIA?

This is one of those things that cannot be stressed enough. Those who look into these things have found evidence for DECADES that most prominent media companies have CIA agents in their employ.

They are agents, working as journalists. To do the agency's bidding.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (dGCAG)

140 a Jeep owner named Allison Parliament needed to rely on a friend for a much-needed pit stop to calm down before continuing on the road.

After Jeep's ad campaign starring Harrison Ford, they can go f*ck themselves.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (/U5Yz)

141 Soros aged out. His progeny are even fowler.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (y+JDS)

142 Ed Martin, a pardon attorney and head of the Department of Justice’s weaponization task force, is launching an official investigation into former President Joe Biden's pardons issued in the waning days of his failed presidency. This, according to an email sent to staff on Monday. Martin will delve into the question of whether or not Biden "was competent and whether others were taking advantage of him through use of AutoPen or other means," according to the message obtained by Reuters.

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

143 86 Swallowell has less wit and wisdom than a fecal parasite
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (RnjVn)

Fckin wit and wisdom is for girls.

Posted by: The Hon. Errk Swallowelll at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (uxAXv)

144 "It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?"

For those of you who do not currently have a duck, but would like one:

http://tiny.cc/Duck

Posted by: tankdemon at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (L9LLA)

145 Somebody left a chicken on my Focus. I'm still not sure what that's all about.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (vFG9F)

146 Duck puns are fowl.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:31 PM (y+JDS)

Disagree they quack me up.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

147 We have a neighbor that left their dog out all day and night. I'd hear it barking at 3AM. If I didn't think it would get me shot, I would have broken into their home long enough to throw the dog in.
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Eh.
Had a neighbor who's dog was doing that.
Sneak over to the fence and spray it with water a few times cures it of that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (uJ9KI)

148 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
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I also have been wondering about this. When did that become a thing?

It's a form of "in group" signaling.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (/y8xj)

149 They've all been swearing lately. I'm guessing some very overpaid advisor told them casual swearing reaches da yoots or something.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (lIio7)

Near as I can tell, reaching the yoots requires copious amounts of the use of 'bro' and the soft version of the word which cannot be spoken expect by a certain demographic.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

150 TACO is the new "fetch." They keep trying to make it a thing. They need to stop.

And, I will say again, it's absolutely unhinged and detached from reality. Apply pressure, get concessions, relieve pressure. It's working exactly as it was supposed to and how were informed it was going to work. You don't keep up the painful stimulus once you get what you want. Only cops and parents keep beating a compliant and cooperating subject.

Posted by: People are fucking stupid as fuck at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (TbWk/)

151 127 Taco Bell makes me gassy.
Posted by: Rep. Eric Swallwell

Stand back! He gonna blow!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (L/fGl)

152 They are agents, working as journalists. To do the agency's bidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (dGCAG)

You sound insane right now.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (Rsaxx)

153 Swalwell's grasp of things is about as firm as a soggy pretzel being held by an epileptic toddler with eczema.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (fJiXH)

154 Bag him and drop him off at their embassy.

He's under death sentence in Malaysia so that's the extradition to honor.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (Da7Vv)

155 Placing a duck on somebodies jeep reminds me of when a motorcycle club asked me if I wanted to join. I asked the member if they had any dickheads that ride around with teddy bears on their bikes. Yeah, no thanks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (pohLc)

156 >>>Rep. Eric Swalwell posts bizarre video of a person asking him "what the fck is up with Trump always chickening out of tariffs?" and he proceeds to eat a taco.

Speaking of unbelievably gay. You can just picture him and his staffer dreaming this up to be some big gotcha that him and his lefty pals can attempt to elevate from a stupid, unfunny inside "joke."

What a pathetic loser.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (i24o9)

157 Maybe TACO is part of the left's delusion that Trump is a fascist. If he's such a fascist then how is the left not in jail or lined up against the wall for the firing squads. See? It's because Trump chickened out, not because Trump is not actually a fascist.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (Dv3i1)

158 The movement now known as Jeep Ducking began in 2020, during the early days of COVID, in Ontario, Canada. After an ugly spat in a gas station parking lot, a Jeep owner named Allison Parliament needed to rely on a friend for a much-needed pit stop to calm down before continuing on the road.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2025 12:30 PM (4JRvL)

This makes me want to shoot the ducks. Put them in an industrial shredder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (bss/y)

159 I want a new duck
One that won't run away

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (vcOmj)

160 Soros aged out. His progeny are even fowler.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (y+JDS)

Fowler… as in a duck, which is a fowl? Heh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 03, 2025 12:40 PM (OW907)

161 >> A custom that started after one Jeep owner felt unsafe and unwelcome . . . . a Jeep owner named Allison Parliament needed to rely on a friend for a much-needed pit stop to calm down before continuing on the road.

Well, it is a car for girls.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2025 12:40 PM (hJb7m)

162 My dog farts more often than he barks. But I suspect that's true for a lot of dogs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2025 12:40 PM (UBKzV)

163 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?

It's also a "thing" on cruise ships but that strikes me more as a fun things for kids.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2025 12:40 PM (/y8xj)

164 153 Swalwell's grasp of things is about as firm as a soggy pretzel being held by an epileptic toddler with eczema.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (fJiXH)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:40 PM (bss/y)

165 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
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I also have been wondering about this. When did that become a thing?

It's a form of "in group" signaling.
Posted by: Oddbob

It's the same thing as the gay Jeep wave.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2025 12:40 PM (/U5Yz)

166 "If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently."
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

And put where, Tay-Tay?
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:27 PM (Rsaxx)

I'm lonely and I've got a jar of peanut butter. -- Tay-Tay

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:40 PM (ExV1e)

167 If you see a Jeep that you like, you're supposed to leave a rubber duck on the hood or wherever for the owner.

So by implication, Jeep owners are driving around with a box of rubber ducks?

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 12:40 PM (jc0TO)

168 Never had a jeep but had a 73 VW Thing, a knockoff Kubelwagen. When I pulled into the detachment parking lot with that beauty, the SgtMaj was enjoying his coffee outside, came over, and asked if I rounded up any enemies of the state the night before. It was a fun car until wife got pregnant.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 03, 2025 12:41 PM (gm9Sb)

169 Never knew the origin story of the Jeep ducks. It was gay before, but now that I know it was started in Canada and involves some lefty cow "feeling unwelcome" in a parking lot, it's now reached Fire Island during Pride Month levels of gay.
Posted by: ballistic

That's a lot of gay!

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 03, 2025 12:41 PM (vcOmj)

170 I like my ducks to be lined up, all in a row.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2025 12:41 PM (Aqu9a)

171 >>> 139 I've asked before, whatever happened to the story that Politico gets gazillions of dollars in funding from USAID/CIA?

This is one of those things that cannot be stressed enough. Those who look into these things have found evidence for DECADES that most prominent media companies have CIA agents in their employ.

They are agents, working as journalists. To do the agency's bidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (dGCAG)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Operation Mockingbird at June 03, 2025 12:41 PM (QRFVs)

172 If it must be said, the biggest assholes on the road are Jeep drivers.

Now, before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, notice I did NOT say "all Jeep drivers are assholes." If you drive a Jeep, and you are NOT an asshole, then this doesn't apply to you.

If you are a Jeep driver, and you ARE an asshole, just know you are in good company with many many many many many many many many many many many many many other Jeep drivers.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:41 PM (dGCAG)

173 Jeep is owned by Fix It Again Tony now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:42 PM (y+JDS)

174 169 Never knew the origin story of the Jeep ducks. It was gay before, but now that I know it was started in Canada and involves some lefty cow "feeling unwelcome" in a parking lot, it's now reached Fire Island during Pride Month levels of gay.
Posted by: ballistic

That's a lot of gay!
Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 03, 2025 12:41 PM (vcOmj)

I think we should add ace and garret on a tandem bike.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:42 PM (bss/y)

175
That's a lot of gay!

Are they rainbow ducks ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (VE6XX)

176 I actually do not remember what "fetch" is supposed to signify. I keep reading it as "felch".

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (cct0t)

177 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

The asylum. He quacked up.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (iJfKG)

178 They are agents, working as journalists. To do the agency's bidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (dGCAG)

You sound insane right now.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (Rsaxx)

Just right now?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (dGCAG)

179 What's louder than a 4th of July fireworks display?

A jeep transfer case grenading at the worst possible time.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (/U5Yz)

180 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

The asylum. He quacked up.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (iJfKG)

And didn't pay the bill.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (fJiXH)

181 Ed Martin, a pardon attorney and head of the Department of Justice’s weaponization task force, is launching an official investigation into former President Joe Biden's pardons issued in the waning days of his failed presidency. This, according to an email sent to staff on Monday. Martin will delve into the question of whether or not Biden "was competent and whether others were taking advantage of him through use of AutoPen or other means," according to the message obtained by Reuters.

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (i24o9)

182 Just right now?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (dGCAG)

Note I didn't say you're wrong.

And yes just right now. Of course.

(backs away slowly)

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (Rsaxx)

183 The irony of the TACO thing is not just that it's lame, but that it represents the best the left has to offer.

"TACO!" What a convincing argument.
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Billions is new revenue.
New trade deals worth trillions.

But, somehow, to the left that's ... bad.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (uJ9KI)

184 >>> 178 They are agents, working as journalists. To do the agency's bidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:37 PM (dGCAG)

You sound insane right now.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:39 PM (Rsaxx)

Just right now?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (dGCAG)

I'm standing right here, you know.

Posted by: Operation Mockingbird at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (QRFVs)

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Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

186 Seen the light?

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl)

187 And didn't pay the bill.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM

That's despicable.

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (jc0TO)

188 Jeep is owned by Fix It Again Tony now.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You call in FIAT, we call it....Stellantis.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (vcOmj)

189
NBC News@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (L/fGl)

So it has nothing to do with Muslim hate of Jews but public spaces are the problem ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (VE6XX)

190 173 Jeep is owned by Fix It Again Tony now.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2025 12:42 PM (y+JDS)

My Chrysler 300 has a Fiat 300 hp V-6. It has 140K and is still a superb engine.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (pohLc)

191 Btw, the spelling of breasts 'jug gs' is still banned.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2025 12:33 PM (bss/y)

Jugggs is fine and, honestly, doesn't it really require triple-g to qualify?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (ExV1e)

192 A custom that started after one Jeep owner felt unsafe and unwelcome . . . . a Jeep owner named Allison Parliament needed to rely on a friend for a much-needed pit stop to calm down before continuing on the road.

"Unsafe and unwelcome"? She wasn't met with a ticker tape parade and a marching band? Jesus, the narcissism and fragility of these people.

Posted by: Main character syndrome at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

193 Insty has a bit where a bunch of outlets have switched to 'unauthorized immigrants.'

We are 2 name rebrands away from the term “Preferred Citizens”.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (A3b/g)

194 Just right now?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:43 PM (dGCAG)

Note I didn't say you're wrong.

And yes just right now. Of course.

(backs away slowly)
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (Rsaxx)

I'm feeling MUCH better now.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (dGCAG)

195 These taco people are lame and latent homosexuals.

And the Democrat Party is so cool. I want to see AOC chowing a taco for the cameras.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (qHYlB)

196 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?
Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

The asylum. He quacked up.
Posted by: naturalfake

He was mallardjusted?

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

197 IIRC Jeeps were the first car released for civilian consumption not after WW2 but at the end. So many being cranked out it was decided farmers, rural agencies, and law enforcement could buy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 03, 2025 12:46 PM (gm9Sb)

198 I have no ducks left to give

Posted by: jsg at June 03, 2025 12:46 PM (XDHHO)

199 It's fascinating how bad the left are at memes.
There's plenty of bad forced memes by conservatives sure but the left wingers are soooo bad at it.
Remember when hey put aviators on a drooling corpse and called him "Dark Brandon".
That was friggin badass.

Posted by: Cmonman at June 03, 2025 12:46 PM (ZO88z)

200 Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

In Heritage America we didn't produce the kind of people that would do this, and we didn't generally import them either.

But, Soviet America is more diverse so...gotta break some eggs and all that

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 12:46 PM (t0Rmr)

201 I want to see AOC chowing a taco for the cameras.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM

or a corndog.

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 12:46 PM (jc0TO)

202 Soros is not alone in the push to take down the US I'd wager.
Deep state is pushing on all fronts.
BTW Sec of Defense Pete Hegseth's speech in Singapore was big time as big time gets.

Buckle up butter cups.....

FF to 2:45
https://tinyurl.com/3x2j72r7

https://tinyurl.com/3x2j72r7

Posted by: Captain Fantastic not Gumby at June 03, 2025 12:47 PM (0mAH4)

203 193 Insty has a bit where a bunch of outlets have switched to 'unauthorized immigrants.'

We are 2 name rebrands away from the term “Preferred Citizens”.
Posted by: Cray Cray at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (A3b/g)

=======

I feel like unauthorized immigrants is actually a step backwards from undocumented migrants.

It sounds worse. They are unauthorized. What's the difference between unauthorized and illegal?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 12:47 PM (cD1dp)

204 These taco people are lame and latent homosexuals.

And the Democrat Party is so cool. I want to see AOC chowing a taco for the cameras.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (qHYlB)

With those chompers she could eat it through a chain link fence and still have room for the nachos.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 12:47 PM (fJiXH)

205 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be

Try carrying an Israeli flag down the street in Dearborn, Michigan, the heart of Talib's district.
And let's see what happens!

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 03, 2025 12:48 PM (vcOmj)

206 Insty has a bit where a bunch of outlets have switched to 'unauthorized immigrants.'

The left is trying to pretend that the illegals are being round up for no reason...they are just "immigrants" so. Obviously adding the correct "illegal" part to that answers their nominal concern, so they have to try anything and everything to change the name

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 12:48 PM (t0Rmr)

207 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?
Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

Um...in the freezer. Confited. What do I win?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 12:48 PM (kgE5c)

208 Let me know when there are public disembowelments. Until then it's just BS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 03, 2025 12:48 PM (17s+e)

209 >> My Chrysler 300 has a Fiat 300 hp V-6.

It’s trans-engined. A Fiat born in a Chrysler’s body.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 03, 2025 12:48 PM (l3YAf)

210 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

Since it's Taco Tuesday, he's out somewhere having tacos.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2025 12:48 PM (VNX3d)

211 So, if I understand, the left wants more and tougher tariffs, and Trump should never make a deal of any kind.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2025 12:48 PM (AVAVZ)

212 I've been telling you guys the Left is going to keep doubling down on this TACO/Chicken thing. They think they've for the next "weird" big winner!

One of you mentioned Trump Always Crushes his Opponents as a good substitute. I envision a memo, with Conan giving his "crush your enemies" speech, but he has Trump's face and is messily eating a taco...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (ycI94)

213 193 Insty has a bit where a bunch of outlets have switched to 'unauthorized immigrants.'

We are 2 name rebrands away from the term “Preferred Citizens”.
Posted by: Cray Cray at June 03, 2025 12:45 PM (A3b/g)
------------

To me, it's a step in the right direction. "Unauthorized" is closer to "Illegal" than "Undocumented".

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (G0vdT)

214 >>If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.

You could try. Won't work out well for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (viF8m)

215 I'm standing right here, you know.
Posted by: Operation Mockingbird at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (QRFVs)

See, this is where I dig into the dirt, and some people just won't follow. I think those kinds of *wink wink* CIA ops, that are well known out there, are just cover for what they're really doing.

If the CIA will deny they had agents and influences in newsrooms, to help spread Truth, Justice, and The American Way, it sounds like they were just trying to be good guys.

When in fact, they were there to cover up the crimes of the CIA, and whoever else was friendly to the Deep State. So the "known" ops, were cover for the deeper ops.

Now, I'll have that straightjacket, if you don't mind.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (dGCAG)

216 *hard eyeroll. Sounds like Allison has no business driving a Jeep. Sounds like a Prius girl.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (WIBSw)

Apparently, she died last year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (ExV1e)

217 What's the deal with Jeep owners and rows of rubber ducks sitting on their dashboards?
-------------
This is annoying. I can't explain it.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (FmapG)

218 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?
Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

Um...in the freezer. Confited. What do I win?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 12:48 PM (kgE5c)

That sounds like a very unconfitable place to be.

Posted by: Like my women how I like my duck at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (TbWk/)

219 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

Based on the last internet video I saw he's irritating a cat who is about to show him just how fast he can slap a duck

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (t0Rmr)

220 Illegal.
Criminal.
INVADERS!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (17s+e)

221 My last dog was a golden chow and she rarely barked. Someone would knock on the door and she would come and get me and escort me to the door. While I had the door opened she would just stand me beside staring at the guy waiting to see if she needed to rip the guys leg off.

Posted by: pawn at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (QB+5g)

222 212 I've been telling you guys the Left is going to keep doubling down on this TACO/Chicken thing. They think they've for the next "weird" big winner!

One of you mentioned Trump Always Crushes his Opponents as a good substitute. I envision a memo, with Conan giving his "crush your enemies" speech, but he has Trump's face and is messily eating a taco...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (ycI94)

=======

It's a meme shared within political online circles. It's a sick burn that only the perennially online political addicts care about.

And it's supposed to be some sort of killer to the Trump brand?

Is this their better messaging that's supposed to turn their fates around?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 12:50 PM (cD1dp)

223 There's a rubber duck tradition on cruise ships too. People leave rubber ducks in random places for others to keep or re-locate.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2025 12:50 PM (lIio7)

224 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl)

LMAO how can you tell when Democrats are losing. She belly laughing while her publicity people send this out by the way.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 12:50 PM (Rsaxx)

225 223 There's a rubber duck tradition on cruise ships too. People leave rubber ducks in random places for others to keep or re-locate.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2025 12:50 PM (lIio7)

======

We keep the ones we find.

The boys enjoy it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 12:50 PM (cD1dp)

226 New
Agent:
Chinese
Ho
Of
Swalwell

Ok that sucked.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 12:51 PM (fJiXH)

227 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.

Note: She's talking about the arrest of her boy

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 12:51 PM (t0Rmr)

228 I have a plastic iguana on my truck dash, so I should probably not throw stones.

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 12:51 PM (jc0TO)

229
You know, what always made the James Bond films so fun is-

that you knew they were pure fantasy.

There was no SPECTRE, no Blofeld, no Dr No...nope, all a fun action fantasy. No people or organizations in the world working toward pure evil.

But, then along came Soros straight out of Bond Villain Central Casting along with others of his ilk.

And the Freakin' WEF, which if that's not a real life SPECTRE, I don't know what is.

So...what the hell? Where's Our James Bond?

Or, heck, Our Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible?

Reality ain't the movies, is it? *sigh*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2025 12:51 PM (iJfKG)

230 27 Meanwhile, Taylor Lorenz continues her crazy unchecked.

Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

What else do you expect from a crazy cat Karen?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 03, 2025 12:51 PM (L9LLA)

231 How dare you!

Posted by: Greta on a Shelf at June 03, 2025 12:52 PM (jc0TO)

232 Doezz yourrr dog bite ??

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2025 12:52 PM (g47mK)

233 These taco people are lame and latent homosexuals.

And the Democrat Party is so cool. I want to see AOC chowing a taco for the cameras.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
---

You know that Miss Donkey-Chompers ate more than few tacos in college.... but just experimentin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (17s+e)

234 >>I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.

Taylor keeps her dogs quiet with a healthy dose of Peanut Butter.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (hJb7m)

235 Though she is not yet into her 70's, Taylor Lorenz has assumed the role of shaking her fist at her neighbors, yelling "get off my lawn"!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (AVAVZ)

236 234 >>I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.

Taylor keeps her dogs quiet with a healthy dose of Peanut Butter.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (hJb7m)

======

Man...city life must suck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (cD1dp)

237 That Swalwell thing is cringe worthy and who told them saying the F' word is cool ?

Democrats had some consultant tell them that swearing means you're more serious and that what you're talking about is important.

Probably the same one that told them young men are dying to be condescended to by a fat lesbian Hispanic.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

238 Taylor Lorenz just misses the canines of her youth: dire wolves.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

239 My last dog was a golden chow and she rarely barked. Someone would knock on the door and she would come and get me and escort me to the door. While I had the door opened she would just stand me beside staring at the guy waiting to see if she needed to rip the guys leg off.
Posted by: pawn

My last dog was a big yellow Lab. Best dog in the world. Would bark when someone rang the front doorbell, and run to the door with me.
I would freak out whoever came to the door, because he was BIG (about 135-140 lb) and frea them out by letting him out. He would sniff them for a minute, then sit down and smile...."Would you be my friend?"

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 03, 2025 12:54 PM (vcOmj)

240 But you have to admit, there are cray-cray pet owners who think that driving their pets around in pet stroller (think of the concept for a minute) is an achievement.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2025 12:54 PM (g47mK)

241 So...what the hell? Where's Our James Bond?

Or, heck, Our Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible?

Reality ain't the movies, is it? *sigh*
Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2025 12:51 PM (iJfKG)

Maybe those evil organizations encouraged the creation of those unrealistic heroes as a way to breed passivity in the populace? “Well, I’d try to fight back, but I’m no James Bond..”

I suspect that’s part of the reason for all of the superhero slop over the last two decades.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 03, 2025 12:54 PM (l3YAf)

242 237 That Swalwell thing is cringe worthy and who told them saying the F' word is cool ?

Democrats had some consultant tell them that swearing means you're more serious and that what you're talking about is important.

Probably the same one that told them young men are dying to be condescended to by a fat lesbian Hispanic.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

======

It's not about seriousness, it's about trying to project authenticity.

But, authenticity isn't about dropping cursing. It's about genuinely acting on things you genuinely believe.

"Open borders" is no more convincing when you say "open the fucking borders."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 12:55 PM (cD1dp)

243 Thinking outside the box.

https://shorturl.at/S7hRe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 12:55 PM (L/fGl)

244 The "taco" thing is like this:

You sue the MegaCorp for $10 million and settle for $1 million.

While showing your retired school teacher neighbor your new F-350 and boat, he remarks, "but they never admitted they were wrong."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 12:55 PM (uJ9KI)

245 Doezz yourrr dog bite ??
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2025 12:52 PM

Mai dog doez not bite.

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at June 03, 2025 12:56 PM (kgE5c)

246 244 The "taco" thing is like this:

You sue the MegaCorp for $10 million and settle for $1 million.

While showing your retired school teacher neighbor your new F-350 and boat, he remarks, "but they never admitted they were wrong."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 12:55 PM (uJ9KI)

=======

Behind it is the assumption that Trump's goal is sky high tariffs.

Which is a curious assumption.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 12:56 PM (cD1dp)

247 Maybe Taylor should join the "free palestine" flotilla, where she and Greta can do daily broadcasts to the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2025 12:56 PM (yp5wp)

248 What else do you expect from a crazy cat Karen?
Posted by: tankdemon

Well, cats don't generally bark (except when my big orange cat is about to get fed, and his meow sounds like a bark), but the big orange cat also meows a lot for attention. He loves people, and wants to be around my wife and I all the time.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 03, 2025 12:56 PM (vcOmj)

249 If Biddy Lorenz wants to live with no dogs around what's to stop her from buying a house in the sticks with a dozen acres?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 12:57 PM (t0Rmr)

250 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has a similar post

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 12:57 PM (RHGPo)

251 Posted by: Sir Quax A Lot at June 03, 2025 12:26 PM (i24o9)

Yer trading on dangerous territory, bud. This is my corner!

Posted by: The lone KwaKer! at June 03, 2025 12:57 PM (89Sog)

252 Regarding this "TACO" thing, even discounting the general stupidity of not understanding that you take away the weapon when you've achieved the leverage you wanted, are they for or against tariffs? Because it sounds like they're for them now.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2025 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

253 I had to deal with this shit during the wong gong ding ding pandemic where these fucking assholes had a partnership with our advertising network and would police our website for wrongthink

I’m talking even innocuous topics such as vitamin c or herbs as an alternative to big pharma meds

It would “trigger” brands safety alerts alerting lucrative advertisers, who could then blacklist our site until offending content was removed

I hope FTC and Trump shoves a spiked rusty rod up the assholes of these fuckpiss Karen bots that legit tried to destroy online businesses who relied on ad dollars to survive

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at June 03, 2025 12:57 PM (HYKHz)

254 Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has a similar post

Sorry my post came a little late, but so did my brother. You know how it goes.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 03, 2025 12:57 PM (t0Rmr)

255 Swallwell looks like he learned to eat a taco by watching gay porn.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 03, 2025 12:58 PM (L9LLA)

256 Maybe those evil organizations encouraged the creation of those unrealistic heroes as a way to breed passivity in the populace? “Well, I’d try to fight back, but I’m no James Bond..”

I suspect that’s part of the reason for all of the superhero slop over the last two decades.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

--

The superhero is not the proper template for American heroism. The real one has its anniversary on Friday. Food for thought.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 03, 2025 12:58 PM (Nv+9A)

257 *hard eyeroll. Sounds like Allison has no business driving a Jeep. Sounds like a Prius girl.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2025 12:35 PM (WIBSw)

Apparently, she died last year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (ExV1e)

Died suddenly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:58 PM (i24o9)

258 You could try. Won't work out well for you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (viF8m)

Right.

Owner of three Bullmastiffs here.

Image search if you are not familiar, Taylor, then come get them.

Posted by: Department of Investigations at June 03, 2025 12:58 PM (Y1sOo)

259 shit, off

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM (Y1sOo)

260 Taylor keeps her dogs quiet with a healthy dose of Peanut Butter.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (hJb7m)

We live in a world, where the silent barks of the abused dogs, echo in our minds.

If they could type, what would the dogs say? How many of them would wish for a world free of Taylor Lorenzes?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM (dGCAG)

261 "Died suddenly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon "

Tainted duck.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM (vFG9F)

262 Having lived in a house where the neighbor's dogs would bark incessantly, I have to somewhat agree with Taylor Lorenz on this.

Words I never thought I'd utter....

Posted by: PabloD at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM (4ji0j)

263 Trading on - treading on.

Posted by: Pedantic nerd at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM (b/lx9)

264 NBC News
@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

265 So.... $20,000,000,000 bought them... TACO?

Keep it up, Dems. Keep it up.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (lHAAk)

266 Damn, now I want a taco.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

267 Maybe Taylor should consider moving to a country where they generally don't like dogs as a sort of religious thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (lUFok)

268 Apparently, she died last year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 12:49 PM (ExV1e)

Died suddenly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 12:58 PM (i24o9)

She forgot to duck.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (vt7xw)

269 I'm old enough to remember when white people mentioning tacos was racist cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (jNtZL)

270 And it's supposed to be some sort of killer to the Trump brand?

Is this their better messaging that's supposed to turn their fates around?
---
"The price of eggs and gas are down significantly since Trump took office.
But I heard Trump chickened out on tariffs so now I wish Kamala had won."
- DU, role playing "what real Americans are thinking."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (uJ9KI)

271 Oops... $20,000,000, I mean. Not $20b.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (lHAAk)

272 If they could type, what would the dogs say?

Do you think you hate squirrels enough? Hat tip: you don't.

Posted by: Some Dog at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (t0Rmr)

273 >>Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

Or, we could deport jihadis. Better yet, stop letting them into the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 01:01 PM (viF8m)

274 Though she is not yet into her 70's, Taylor Lorenz has assumed the role of shaking her fist at her neighbors, yelling "get off my lawn"!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2025 12:53 PM (AVAVZ)

Only 2,000 years too late.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 01:01 PM (i24o9)

275 Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2
1h

What exactly the f*ck was Bill Barr doing in 2019 and 2020 besides protecting Chris Wray's job, letting cities across the country burn in honor of George Floyd, and refusing to investigate 2020 election fraud?

In addition to allowing Robert Mueller to run a "post" special counsel office that continued to conceal evidence related to Crossfire Hurricane--away from federal and Congressional investigators--the latest reporting by
@ProfMJCleveland reveals senior DOJ officials and US attorneys were unaware of the "prohibited access" portal in FBI record management system that allowed FBI to hide incriminating documents.

This included Scott Brady, the US attorney investigating Biden crime family and Hunter's grifting off Ukraine...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2025 01:01 PM (KbuES)

276 Tainted duck.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM (vFG9F)

Soft Cell sock opportunity missed...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 03, 2025 01:01 PM (lHAAk)

277
quack quack
Tainted duck

quack quack
Tainted duck

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2025 01:01 PM (vFG9F)

278 270 "The price of eggs and gas are down significantly since Trump took office.
But I heard Trump chickened out on tariffs so now I wish Kamala had won."
- DU, role playing "what real Americans are thinking."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (uJ9KI)

======

"The price of eggs were never up. Gas in CA is still ridiculously high because of the war that Trump refuses to end by nuking Moscow. Inflation is now out of control, and I get apoplectic with rage when I think of the rapist not rotting in jail."
-DU, 99.9994% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:01 PM (cD1dp)

279 It is funny how the previous Trump killer was "the price of eggs isn't down...don't you regret voting for Trump?!?"

But then the price of eggs did go back down.

So I guess we will be getting cheaper tacos soon too?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 01:02 PM (t0Rmr)

280 "Died suddenly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon "

Tainted duck.
Posted by: fd at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM (vFG9F)

Lesson learned: Never glue your duck to your sybian.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2025 01:02 PM (dGCAG)

281 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.

Anytime a Lefty mentions Tlaib, I say I can't remember which member of The Squad she is, and if she was the one that married her brother. Whatever answer they give is always hilarious.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2025 01:02 PM (ycI94)

282 Hunter Biden’s Favorite Prostitute, Cheryl Ann Deboves, Charged With Manslaughter

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 01:02 PM (RHGPo)

283 NBC News
@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

Funny.. I don’t recall “difficulties in securing public spaces” from sociopaths setting people on fire before America was culturally enriched..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (l3YAf)

284
The only taco Swalwell has ever eaten is PRC spy Fang Fang's sideways fish taco.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (y9nCu)

285 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.

False! She has no heart.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (Aqu9a)

286 Bugs me how the sleeve of the white sweater is disconnected from the rest of the sweater in the Mature Woman Selling Boner Pills ad

Posted by: I think it's AI at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (b/lx9)

287 There's an organized effort spooling up on the Left to convince people that pets are destroying the climate. It's part of the ongoing project to make life bland and free of joy so everyone will pine for Communism. Same reason the only permissible colors in home renos and cars are black, white, and gray. And sometimes gray-blue and gray-green.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

288 BTW, weren't all the leftie "top economic experts" predicting bare shelves by June due to the tariffs on China?

Well?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (uJ9KI)

289 The Hunter hooker story is more sad pathetic anything. She's a drug addict/dealer and smuggled drugs into prison which killed an inmate.

Which does make me wonder...what dirt might Ms Deboves have on the Bidens that's she'd be willing to give up to not go to prison?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 01:04 PM (t0Rmr)

290 288 BTW, weren't all the leftie "top economic experts" predicting bare shelves by June due to the tariffs on China?

Well?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (uJ9KI)

=======

90% of America's food is homegrown.

Unaffected by tariffs.

But the Switch 2 is going up in price. America is going to turn on Trump!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:04 PM (cD1dp)

291 >>> 288 BTW, weren't all the leftie "top economic experts" predicting bare shelves by June due to the tariffs on China?

Well?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (uJ9KI)

Heh.

We're WAITING!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2025 01:04 PM (QRFVs)

292 "The price of eggs were never up. Gas in CA is still ridiculously high because of the war that Trump refuses to end by nuking Moscow. Inflation is now out of control, and I get apoplectic with rage when I think of the rapist not rotting in jail."
-DU, 99.9994% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:01 PM (cD1dp)
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that, or Margaret Brennan

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2025 01:04 PM (yp5wp)

293 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (uJ9KI)

It's more base than that. Like everything else they come up with, they just want to convince people reality is something different than it is.

Trump is a great weapon against that which is the ONLY reason we are where we are. Ted Cruz wasn't gonna bust through it. I don't know if anyone was.

It remains to be seen whether we have others that can withstand the vicious onslaught they will hopefully now be prepared for.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 01:04 PM (Rsaxx)

294 "Died suddenly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon "

Tainted duck.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM (vFG9F)

She ducked up. She trusted us.

Posted by: Big Pharma at June 03, 2025 01:04 PM (i24o9)

295 The only taco Swalwell has ever eaten is PRC spy Fang Fang's sideways fish taco.

Come with a side of cream of sum yung guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 01:04 PM (t0Rmr)

296 I thought you said your duck does not bite!!!

That was not my duck.

Posted by: The Clerk at June 03, 2025 01:05 PM (w9Wax)

297 The money trail from Media Matters, Antifa, the SPLC, etc. traces right to our taxes.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 03, 2025 01:05 PM (DVR6q)

298 What's the difference between unauthorized and illegal?

Depends on the IQ of the listener/reader.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 01:05 PM (ExV1e)

299 My duck is in Taylor Texas.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 03, 2025 01:05 PM (Io8RC)

300 This taco thing is right up there with Obama's sick burn of "the 80's called."

And the same Harry Potter cosplay losers that giggled then and sniggering now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2025 01:05 PM (uJ9KI)

301 Stop using fowl language!

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (g47mK)

302 Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

Funny.. I don’t recall “difficulties in securing public spaces” from sociopaths setting people on fire before America was culturally enriched..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (l3YAf)

Translation: We have no way to pin this on Trump or MAGA

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (Rsaxx)

303 I'm old enough to remember when white people mentioning tacos was racist cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (jNtZL)
-

Not if they're breakfast tacos!

Reminder:

https://tinyurl.com/mrvt5vzy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (KbuES)

304 Anytime a Lefty mentions Tlaib, I say I can't remember which member of The Squad she is, and if she was the one that married her brother. Whatever answer they give is always hilarious.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

She's the one that JJ likens to a coelacanth.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (77rzZ)

305 Did the duck want a grape?

Posted by: Some shop keeper at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (t0Rmr)

306 My duck is currently being rescued by Trump.

Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (rF2iL)

307 YOU get to bark all day long on social media and won't stfu. Why shouldn't dogs have that same right?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 12:25 PM (7fElN)

I’d rather hear my mother’s screaming little ankle biters than read or hear anything Taylor Lorenz says.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (J2Ho8)

308 282 Hunter Biden’s Favorite Prostitute, Cheryl Ann Deboves, Charged With Manslaughter
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 01:02 PM (RHGPo)

At least he still has Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (DVR6q)

309 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:06 PM (7Q7Ca)

310 The money trail from Media Matters, Antifa, the SPLC, etc. traces right to our taxes.

Yeah. Any time something unexpectedly good happens now I just credit the USAID shutdown. Corporations not getting into pride month? Some of them even calling it Men's Mental Health Month instead? Fantastic. (And Reddit is *pissed*).

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2025 01:07 PM (2ocoG)

311 The Hunter hooker story is more sad pathetic anything. She's a drug addict/dealer and smuggled drugs into prison which killed an inmate.

I wonder how they connected the drugs to the whore? Clearly they didn't intercept them or the convict wouldn't have ODed. Vag DNA on the packaging? is this something I should be thinking about?

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 01:07 PM (jc0TO)

312 Eric Swalwell can fuck a duck. Peking style.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 03, 2025 01:07 PM (MZ+PY)

313 Dog: Barks

Man: Yells at dog to stop barking

/Dog hears: Yeah buddy its time to bark

Dog: Barks

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2025 01:08 PM (t0Rmr)

314 Port is now out. First Lady is very happy to have it gone.

I am too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)

315 Oh yeah, he ducked in my pants too.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 03, 2025 01:08 PM (jc0TO)

316 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.

False! She has no heart.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (Aqu9a)

She's just sorry she missed out on the party.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (VNX3d)

317 Tainted duck.
Posted by: fd at June 03, 2025 12:59 PM

We couldn't make that work, lyrically.

Posted by: Soft Cell at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (kgE5c)

318 >>> 314 Port is now out. First Lady is very happy to have it gone.

I am too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)

Nice!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (QRFVs)

319
Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

What else do you expect from a crazy cat Karen?
Posted by: tankdemon at June 03, 2025 12:51 PM (L9LLA)
**********
I feel sorry for Taylor's neighbors. She reminds me of a Karen that used to be on our HOA board.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (NpAcC)

320 283 NBC News
@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

Funny.. I don’t recall “difficulties in securing public spaces” from sociopaths setting people on fire before America was culturally enriched..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 03, 2025 01:03 PM (l3YAf)

I think we're supposed to shelter in place with the TV on and the blinds drawn instead of going out and mingling with other people. That way we'll be safe.

Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (rF2iL)

321 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib@RepRashida
The violent attack in Boulder is horrific. My heart goes out to all of the victims and their families. Violence has no place in our communities.

Liar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (7Q7Ca)

322 Duck Dodgers in the 24-1/2 century!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (Aqu9a)

323 It's Tuesday -- do you know where your duck is now?

QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at June 03, 2025 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

324 *And the same Harry Potter cosplay losers that giggled then and sniggering now.*

Officer - he used the 's' word!!!

Posted by: pearl clutch at June 03, 2025 01:10 PM (b/lx9)

325 Port is now out. First Lady is very happy to have it gone.

I am too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)

As are we all! Great news!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 01:10 PM (jH5TK)

326 Vag DNA on the packaging? is this something I should be thinking about?

Posted by: toby928 at June 03, 2025 01:07 PM (jc0TO)

If you are concerned, perhaps you should consider vaginal bleaching.

Posted by: Big Pharma at June 03, 2025 01:10 PM (i24o9)

327
Nice!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (QRFVs)

Agreed. Wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:10 PM (7Q7Ca)

328
As are we all! Great news!!!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 01:10 PM (jH5TK)

Thank you very much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (7Q7Ca)

329 Port is now out. First Lady is very happy to have it gone.

I am too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:08 PM

Excellent!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (kgE5c)

330 There's a rubber duck tradition on cruise ships too. People leave rubber ducks in random places for others to keep or re-locate.
Posted by: bonhomme

I keep seeing Jeeps with dashboards full of various colored rubber duckies. Is that a Jeep tradition?

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (lJ0H4)

331 I feel sorry for Taylor's neighbors. She reminds me of a Karen that used to be on our HOA board.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2025 01:09 PM (NpAcC)

But the other HOA board karens were sick of her shit.

Posted by: Big Pharma at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (i24o9)

332 Wait til Taylor Lorenz lives next to a New Guinea singing dog...

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (77rzZ)

333
SWAN!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur unclear on the joke at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (y9nCu)

334 Awesome news Sponge!

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (MGB5H)

335
Excellent!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (kgE5c)

*wails on air guitar*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (7Q7Ca)

336 Hunter Biden’s Favorite Prostitute, Cheryl Ann Deboves, Charged With Manslaughter
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2025 01:02 PM (RHGPo)

Defense: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client pleads insanity and as evidence admits to fucking Hunter Biden.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (ExV1e)

337 Swallwell can't be hit by an out of control bus soon enough.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

338 333
SWAN!!!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur unclear on the joke at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (y9nCu)

======

Punch. That. Shit.

Yeah, motherfucker...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (cD1dp)

339 > I keep seeing Jeeps with dashboards full of various colored rubber duckies. Is that a Jeep tradition?

Yep. Jeep people put rubber ducks on other Jeeps.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (lIio7)

340 Port is now out. First Lady is very happy to have it gone.

I am too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)

As are we all! Great news!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 03, 2025 01:10 PM (jH5TK)

Woot! Godspeed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (i24o9)

341 Congrats to the First Lady and you, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (77rzZ)

342 ONE WHITE DUCK / 0 = NOTHING AT ALL

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=m798LeqV3rQ

Posted by: JETHRO TULL at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (hJb7m)

343 340 Port is now out. First Lady is very happy to have it gone.

I am too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)

======

I didn't realize you guys were in the winemaking business.

I kid. Congrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:13 PM (cD1dp)

344 Awesome news Sponge!
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 01:11 PM (MGB5H)

Thank you. It really is.

It's been on hell of a year. Not sure who we've pissed off, but the road isn't over with more fun on the horizon.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:13 PM (7Q7Ca)

345
I kid. Congrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:13 PM (cD1dp)

Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:13 PM (7Q7Ca)

346 NBC News@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

A textbook example of 'willfull blindness' right there.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2025 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

347
Woot! Godspeed.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (i24o9)

341 Congrats to the First Lady and you, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 01:12 PM (77rzZ)

Thanks, fellas. Much appreciated.

The support from this crazy place has been amazing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:14 PM (7Q7Ca)

348 346 NBC News@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

A textbook example of 'willfull blindness' right there.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2025 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

======

Next stop: Willoughby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:14 PM (cD1dp)

349 And I hope they trace the money to George Soros.
-----

Why? Nothing ever happens to George Soros.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2025 01:15 PM (IifOV)

350 News@NBCNews
Lone wolf attacks on Jewish Americans in Boulder and D.C. highlight the difficulties in securing public spaces.

NBCNews: "Allah Akbar means Lone Wolf."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:15 PM (7Q7Ca)

351 Taco is a term come up with by Wall Streeters whom my index funds outperform.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 03, 2025 01:15 PM (wBaIH)

352 So happy for her and you, Sponge-bro.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 01:15 PM (Rsaxx)

353 Hunter Biden’s Favorite Prostitute, Cheryl Ann Deboves, Charged With Manslaughter
___

How did Autopen miss her blanket pardon?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2025 01:15 PM (Dv3i1)

354 So happy for her and you, Sponge-bro.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 01:15 PM (Rsaxx)

Very much appreciated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:16 PM (7Q7Ca)

355 Forget it. She's rolling.

https://shorturl.at/Gx6cd8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 01:16 PM (L/fGl)

356 And I hope they trace the money to George Soros.
-----

Why? Nothing ever happens to George Soros.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2025 01:15 PM (IifOV)

But it's GONNA!

- The barbed cock of Stan

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 03, 2025 01:16 PM (lHAAk)

357 I bet Swallwell put ketchup on that taco.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2025 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

358 James Cameron announces his next movie after Avatar 3 will be an adaptation of Joe Abercrombie's 'The Devils'.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 01:16 PM (MGB5H)

359 1. Bitch slap Macron again!
2. Bitch slap AOC, Maxine Waters, the bald black chick (please confirm she is a she), Jaypussy or whatever her name is, Corrie “Sieg Hiel” Booker, the black bitch congresswoman who wears the stupid cowboy hats and the other one who is dumber than a bag of used dildos.
3. Every illegal deported is a rise in our GDP and less taxes we have to pay.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 03, 2025 01:17 PM (maQAa)

360 358 James Cameron announces his next movie after Avatar 3 will be an adaptation of Joe Abercrombie's 'The Devils'.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 01:16 PM (MGB5H)

======

And not a remake of the film by Ken Russell, for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:17 PM (cD1dp)

361 Nood. Loonies maybe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2025 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

362 The TACO seems like a poor motif because it assumes they already have won. not the sort of thing to galvanize the resistance.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2025 01:17 PM (8avO+)

363 James Cameron announces his next movie after Avatar 3 will be an adaptation of Joe Abercrombie's 'The Devils'.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 01:16 PM (MGB5H)

Avatar. Sheesh......I can't WAIT for his next movie.........

Wait.....yes.....I can't wait to not see it. I'm excited for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2025 01:17 PM (7Q7Ca)

364 >>>You know that Miss Donkey-Chompers ate more than few tacos in college.... but just experimentin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

>When former First Lady, Michelle Obama, was served her Wagyu and lobster platter she'd clear a no-go zone around her salivating gob with her elbows as a warning to anyone looking to reach in and snatch a bit of her fare.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 01:18 PM (qHYlB)

365 Ras Baraka, Newark mayor, is suing over his arrest at an ICE operation a few weeks ago. Hopefully, the Trump administration is able to drive up the costs of the suit into the stratosphere and Newark spends so much money that the city turns into an eyesore.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2025 01:18 PM (2ap+5)

366 Port is now out. First Lady is very happy to have it gone.

I am too.
Posted by: Sponge
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So happy to hear this!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2025 01:19 PM (Szews)

367 Let’s make Alberta the 51st.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 03, 2025 01:19 PM (maQAa)

368 Nood! (Don't be afraid to bring the ducks.)

Posted by: tankdemon at June 03, 2025 01:19 PM (L9LLA)

369 Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

------

I agree with Taylor.

Those of you who work all day and leave your dog home have no idea I'm listening to your dog bark all day long.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2025 01:19 PM (PMtkd)

370 Is the implication that they were authorized before?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2025 01:20 PM (Rsaxx)

371 Wow. I'm actually on Lorenz's side on this one. A dog is a responsibility. Train your damn dog. If it's barking non stop all day at everything that moves, it's because the poor thing is in mental anguish at having no pack structure and doesn't trust you, the one who ought to be in charge but clearly isn't, to handle anything properly. It's basically panicking.

A little bit of barking here and there is inevitable, but it shouldn't go on and on to the point where it's pissing off the neighbors.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2025 01:20 PM (yvnLa)

372 Like port.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 03, 2025 01:21 PM (maQAa)

373 Meanwhile, Taylor Lorenz continues her crazy unchecked.

Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I sincerely wish cities had dog free neighborhoods because people do not train their dogs and they bark and bark all day long and will not stfu. It's so insanely disruptive. If your dog barks on a daily basis it should be taken away from you permanently.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 12:23 PM (p4NUW)

Be like Fauci and compassionately cut the vocal cords so they can't bark while you torture them for no scientific benefit! That will show those puppies for interrupting your wine hangover!!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2025 01:21 PM (8avO+)

374 A little bit of barking here and there is inevitable, but it shouldn't go on and on to the point where it's pissing off the neighbors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2025 01:20 PM (yvnLa)

Taylor comes pre pissed. Dogs shut up in your tony neighborhood have the right to bark.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2025 01:22 PM (8avO+)

375 I SURVIVED SPRINGFIELD

Posted by: Duck bumper sticker at June 03, 2025 01:24 PM (UjdFS)

376 Christian music is OK if you keep all that Christian crap out.

Protestia@Protestia
Prominent Christian musician Brandon Lake criticizes church worship songs for having too much "Christianese' language in them, citing the phrase 'Holy Holy Holy is the Lord God Almighty' as one example.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 01:25 PM (L/fGl)

377 Next stop: Willoughby.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 03, 2025 01:14 PM
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I don't get it.

Posted by: Rod Serling at June 03, 2025 01:44 PM (Io8RC)

378 "Rep. Eric Swalwell posts bizarre video of a person asking him 'what the fck is up with Trump always chickening out of tariffs?' and he proceeds to eat a taco." I suppose one could say that is an improvement over eating bad Chinese for Swallowell.

Posted by: DougT at June 03, 2025 04:52 PM (FGQ01)

379 If they cant abide by the U.S. Constitution then Cut them all off 100%

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 03, 2025 05:18 PM (wGqjj)

380 Take all the free tacos while happily shouting,
Trump Always Crushes his Opposition!!!

Posted by: bradc at June 03, 2025 08:33 PM (2HoCb)

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