Runaway Zebra Cafe

She meant to do that.

I got you a Father's Day present, daddy.

Dog waits for his brother to wake up.

Jealous female.

Some Boxer head-tilts.

Call him up to the majors.

Who runs Bartertown? Master Blaster runs Bartertown.

Scientists pumped ten tons of cement into an abandoned ant hill. They had quite the complex down there.

Dog goes HAM on the trampoline.

A pet zebra got loose in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

A pet zebra has escaped in Tennessee, stunning drivers as it repeatedly raced down residential streets -- even bringing a busy interstate to a standstill.
The still-at-large animal was spotted several times across Rutherford County, southeast of Nashville, on Saturday, and sheriffs say the animal remains at large, unless its owner has found it and not reported it.
Dodging vehicles and narrowly avoiding getting hit, the pet caused havoc when it ran along a busy Greater Nashville interstate over the weekend.
The zebra broke loose on Saturday, just a day after its owner purchased it, the Rutherford County Sheriff's Office said.

A pet zebra remains on the loose after it was seen running along a road in Christiana, Tennessee, over the weekend.

A bystander recorded video of the zebra galloping along a road on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/3DpqTqf82J
— The Associated Press (@AP) June 3, 2025

Here’s something you don’t see every day.. a zebra strolling through your neighborhood. This video was caught on Skyler White’s ring camera Saturday, in Rutherford Co near I-24

As of this afternoon, the zebra is still on the loose. @FOXNashville pic.twitter.com/S5VMMnR7mW
— Katy Morgan (@katymorganwx) June 1, 2025

Let me play first..🐘🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/Za9uqgam3U
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 3, 2025

Too many cute animal vids, you say?

I've got just the thing for that.

USA civilian owned quad minguns that can fire up to 24,000 rounds per minute 🤯 pic.twitter.com/XJAMweXh5t
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) December 4, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:33 PM (77rzZ)

2 Can’t you just shake a bucket of grain for the zebra?

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 07:33 PM (p4NUW)

3 That last video was insane.

I need a cold shower or a cigarette after watching that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 07:33 PM (GlyvH)

4 Hi, Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 07:33 PM (p4NUW)

5 Wow, I got a first without even trying!

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:34 PM (77rzZ)

6 Hi, Piper! Hope you and yours are well.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:34 PM (77rzZ)

7 Pffft. I see zebras on roller coasters every day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 07:35 PM (u73oe)

8 Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2025 07:36 PM (/Ghsb)

9 You know how I can tell that isn’t an SEC zebra? It isn’t blind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 07:36 PM (u73oe)

10 Bunnies With Attitudes, Straight Outta Hopton.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2025 07:37 PM (AwlwC)

11 Willowed necessary historical corrective:

Explain Carter losing to Reagan by a few points nationally ... with a literal Misery Index on the nightly news.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at June 03, 2025 07:30 PM (EatKz)
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Reagan beat Carter by a whopping 50-41% and carried 44 states, EV count was 489-49

It wasn't even close.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2025 07:37 PM (ZOv7s)

12 Wonderful sportsmanship in the somersault win. At least two girls seem to go back to congratulate her.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 03, 2025 07:38 PM (6TlG5)

13 Those bunnies knocked someone the fuck OUT.

Posted by: Badass lepus at June 03, 2025 07:38 PM (TbWk/)

14 About to get on The boat To head home. It’s lovely out. Sunny and 71. No mountains though. Looks
Like a marine layer coming in.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2025 07:38 PM (5yGIt)

15 A carrot's eye view just before nibbles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 07:38 PM (2VST1)

16 She meant to do that.

Would love to see the timer's finish line photo on that one.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2025 07:38 PM (9Mm3A)

17 Bunnies With Attitudes, Straight Outta Hopton.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Watership Down representin', yo.

Posted by: Fiver's posse at June 03, 2025 07:39 PM (DgGvY)

18 "Who runs Bartertown? Master Blaster runs Bartertown."

LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2025 07:39 PM (/Ghsb)

19 Link to Bing image for comparison:

https://is.gd/9zPWw5

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2025 07:39 PM (AwlwC)

20 That guy with the miniguns spends more every weekend on bullets than Disney does on a show for their streaming network

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 07:39 PM (2VST1)

21 Quad mini gun?
You just want more school shootings!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 03, 2025 07:40 PM (NIQkN)

22 That guy with the miniguns spends more every weekend on bullets than Disney does on a show for their streaming network
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 07:39 PM (2VST1)
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And he gets more bang for his buck!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 07:41 PM (GlyvH)

23 24,000 rounds a minute is 400 a second. No way was that gun firing 400 rounds a second.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 03, 2025 07:41 PM (iYnO1)

24 Who could affort to shoot it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2025 07:41 PM (63Dwl)

25 14 Safe travel home, Nurse.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

26 The top photo is the last sight of a melting snowman.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2025 07:42 PM (VNX3d)

27 6 - same to you, Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 07:42 PM (p4NUW)

28 Eviiil bunniessss

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 03, 2025 07:42 PM (6U1c2)

29 Those bunnies are like something from a Stephen King novel. They bite hard and are nasty when they attack.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 07:43 PM (qHYlB)

30 About to get on The boat To head home

Does the boat rent guns to shoot otters with?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 03, 2025 07:44 PM (JLJJ1)

31 Back in the day, at the Le Mans 24 hour race, there were no restrictions on how your car got across the finish line. At least one driver whose car broke down close to the finish, got out and pushed the dead car across the finish. I believe one driver even won the race that way. You cannot do that today. They also drank champagne during the race and smokes cigarettes and cigars while driving.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 03, 2025 07:44 PM (iYnO1)

32 Too many cute animal vids, you say?
I've got just the thing for that.
USA civilian owned quad minguns that can fire up to 24,000 rounds per minute

Watching that video raises your testosterone production by 18%.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:45 PM (DgGvY)

33
Dang rabbits in our front flowerbeds eat the flowers, not the weeds. Rabbit stew anyone?

Posted by: fourseasons at June 03, 2025 07:45 PM (3ek7K)

34 Hey, Elric.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)

35 >>The still-at-large animal was spotted several times across Rutherford County, southeast of Nashville, on Saturday, and sheriffs say the animal remains at large, unless its owner has found it and not reported it.

The problem is, it went by the hospital and the doctors kept hearing it run past but they told the police it was only a horse.

Posted by: FDR - no longer lamest at June 03, 2025 07:46 PM (bVYSP)

36 23 24,000 rounds a minute is 400 a second. No way was that gun firing 400 rounds a second.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 03, 2025 07:41 PM (iYnO1)

Four miniguns each firing at 6000 rounds a minute for a total of 24,000 rounds per minute.

Posted by: I know there isn't supposed to be math, but... at June 03, 2025 07:46 PM (TbWk/)

37 Those bunnies are like something from a Stephen King novel. They bite hard and are nasty when they attack.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 07:43 PM (qHYlB)
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“Listen, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide, he’s a killer.”

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at June 03, 2025 07:46 PM (GlyvH)

38 No way was that gun firing 400 rounds a second.

Four of them at 100 rounds a second? You get 2000-6000 rounds a minute, not that anyone fires them for a minute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 07:46 PM (2VST1)

39 Who *run* Bartertown?

https://youtu.be/kJ-UZ4DvYBg?t=34

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 03, 2025 07:46 PM (/HDaX)

40 Call him up to the majors.

I fetched the stick. Now you want me to fetch the ball? Screw you, human.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:47 PM (DgGvY)

41 They bite hard and are nasty when they attack.

Yeah but they usually just do that silly bippity bappity thing with their forepaws.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 07:47 PM (2VST1)

42 Day of the Lepus, the forgotten prequel to Night of the Lepus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 07:48 PM (Mz29H)

43 Though we both sport jaunty black and white coloration, we are much less trouble than zebras.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at June 03, 2025 07:48 PM (G5+As)

44 The problem is, it went by the hospital and the doctors kept hearing it run past but they told the police it was only a horse.

I ~~see~~ hear what you did there.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

45 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2025 07:49 PM (cYBz/)

46 Piper, I’ve got a lot of job search questions. Would you mind if I sent you an e-mail?

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:49 PM (77rzZ)

47 The German MG34 machine gun fired 1,200 rounds a minute. The MG42 they dialed it back to only 800 rounds a minute.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 07:49 PM (Mz29H)

48 That guy with the miniguns spends more every weekend on bullets than Disney does on a show for their streaming network

He can save money by reloading. Should be ready for another run in two years.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2025 07:49 PM (6+qrj)

49 The problem is, it went by the hospital and the doctors kept hearing it run past but they told the police it was only a horse.

When you hear hoofbeats, do you think...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 07:50 PM (2VST1)

50 Loose zebras spread disease.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2025 07:50 PM (dhIRp)

51 Can you imagine you are the 911 operator on duty and a concerned citizen calls in a zebra sighting?

"Um, sure pal. . . ."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2025 07:50 PM (cYBz/)

52 Correction.

Mt Rainier is out. Such a quaint volcano.
The Olympics are hiding.

Seas calm.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2025 07:51 PM (dCMcd)

53 Here’s something you don’t see every day.. a zebra strolling through your neighborhood. This video was caught on Skyler White’s ring camera Saturday, in Rutherford Co near I-24

I'm pretty sure Skyler White lived in near Albuquerque, NM, but if you say so.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 07:51 PM (6ydKt)

54 Hey, Elric.
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)
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Bruh

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 03, 2025 07:51 PM (iYnO1)

55 >>>10 Bunnies With Attitudes, Straight Outta Hopton.

haha.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2025 07:51 PM (KRtlO)

56 Day of the Lepus, the forgotten prequel to Night of the Lepus.

===

and popular sequel, Bride of the Lepus

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2025 07:52 PM (g47mK)

57 There were some escaped zebras in Maryland a few years ago.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:52 PM (77rzZ)

58 Hahahaha. We fooled you again. You really thought we would cut spending and protect your Second Amendment rights. lol.

Posted by: The GOP at June 03, 2025 07:52 PM (8/urF)

59 Zebras are mean.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2025 07:53 PM (g47mK)

60 and popular sequel, Bride of the Lepus

Bugs Bunny in "Marriage of Figaro"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 07:53 PM (Mz29H)

61 30 About to get on The boat To head home

Does the boat rent guns to shoot otters with?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

No. But it is tourist season.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2025 07:53 PM (dCMcd)

62 USA civilian owned quad minguns that can fire up to 24,000 rounds per minute

I'd say the wild boars they're shooting at have absolutely zero chance of making it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 07:53 PM (6ydKt)

63 A pet zebra got loose in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

https://youtu.be/fsZ8QbmmAzE

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:53 PM (DgGvY)

64 Can you imagine you are the 911 operator on duty and a concerned citizen calls in a zebra sighting?

"Um, sure pal. . . ."
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2025 07:50 PM (cYBz/)
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Reminds me of a scene from Scrubs when Dr. Cox is lecturing med students about diagnosing patients. "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras."

The point is that most people who have "weird" symptoms may have a common ailment presenting in an unusual way or complicated by other factors.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 07:53 PM (GlyvH)

65 All those Murfreesboro horse owners are gonna be shocked when they have half striped foals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2025 07:53 PM (dhIRp)

66 46 Piper, I’ve got a lot of job search questions. Would you mind if I sent you an e-mail?
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:49 PM (77rzZ)

Not at all! Tomorrow is a little crazy for me, but will do my best to answer.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 07:53 PM (p4NUW)

67 Ranier is out.
Olympics are hiding.
John has a long mustache.

Posted by: MkY at June 03, 2025 07:54 PM (cPGH3)

68 Zebras would be really shitty pets. They are NOT horses. They are nasty, aggressive, and very strong. They also get paranoid when not around their packs.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 03, 2025 07:54 PM (iYnO1)

69 Day of the Lepus, the forgotten prequel to Night of the Lepus.

and popular sequel, Bride of the Lepus
Posted by: runner

Picked up erroneously by the Playboy Channel.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

70 All those Murfreesboro horse owners are gonna be shocked when they have half striped foals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That zebra would definitely be horsing around.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2025 07:55 PM (cYBz/)

71 The German MG34 machine gun fired 1,200 rounds a minute. The MG42 they dialed it back to only 800 rounds a minute.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 07:49 PM (Mz29H)
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I knew a guy who had an MG34 and sold it. When I asked why, he gave me a look and said "Why do you think? Even doing bursts you're going to go through $1000 on range day."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2025 07:55 PM (ZOv7s)

72 Zebras have not be domesticated. They will bite, kick and stomp the stuffing out of you if you're stupid enough to get within range.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 07:55 PM (qHYlB)

73 66 Thanks, my favorite partially Pawnee person!

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2025 07:55 PM (77rzZ)

74 "When the zebra's in the zone...leave him alone!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 07:57 PM (Wnv9h)

75 Male zebras would kill newborns. Even before they are fully out. So they can mate with the female.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2025 07:57 PM (g47mK)

76 and popular sequel, Bride of the Lepus
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2025 07:52 PM (g47mK)
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Followed by Son of the Lepus, Planet of the Lepus, Lepus: Reloaded and of course Lepus 22: Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2025 07:57 PM (ZOv7s)

77 Zebra might be on the menu at my july 4th party

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 03, 2025 07:57 PM (iYnO1)

78 Zebras are kinda gangsta.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2025 07:58 PM (dhIRp)

79 Zebras would be really shitty pets. They are NOT horses. They are nasty, aggressive, and very strong. They also get paranoid when not around their packs.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Part of the reason Africa remained the land of hunter-gatherers while Europe and Asia went to herding and farming. Almost every animal in Africa had a 'tude and couldn't be domesticated, except for the donkeys and housecats in the northeast part of the continent.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

80 41 They bite hard and are nasty when they attack.

Yeah but they usually just do that silly bippity bappity thing with their forepaws.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 07:47 PM (2VST1)
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Also vulnerable to the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch.

Posted by: Ciampino - wait it is live at June 03, 2025 07:59 PM (sPQoU)

81 Male zebras would kill newborns. Even before they are fully out. So they can mate with the female.
Posted by: runner

Doesn't seem very effective. But I guess they at least know she puts out.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:00 PM (ftFVW)

82 Mt Rainier is out. Such a quaint volcano.
The Olympics are hiding.

Seas calm.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2025 07:51 PM

Niiice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 08:00 PM (Wnv9h)

83 Male zebras would kill newborns. Even before they are fully out. So they can mate with the female.

So "horny as a Zebra" is a thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 08:00 PM (2VST1)

84 Zebras would be really shitty pets. They are NOT horses. They are nasty, aggressive, and very strong. They also get paranoid when not around their packs.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 03, 2025 07:54 PM (iYnO1)

Zebra survival technique is to always be in a herd, and be indistinguishable to the lions. There were researchers who decided to mark some zebras so they could track them in the herd more easily, unfortunately every time they did that the lions would catch and eat the marked zebra
Turns out that the lions have trouble distinguishing the zebras from each other, but if one is different all the lions can spot it and take turns chasing it until they tire it out and the lions can catch it.
So Zebras are hard for biologists to study, at least for very long.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM (D7oie)

85 Part of the reason Africa remained the land of hunter-gatherers while Europe and Asia went to herding and farming. Almost every animal in Africa had a 'tude and couldn't be domesticated, except for the donkeys and housecats in the northeast part of the continent.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

It's a continent full of prey and predators.
Not much has changed there in the past 300,000 years except the weather.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM (6ydKt)

86 Zebra might be on the menu at my july 4th party
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Zebras are kinda gangsta.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Eating zebra is kinda gangsta.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM (ftFVW)

87 Just posted to Tensor 'poster art' of Bride of the Lepus

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM (Mz29H)

88 I’m not gonna saddle you with puns. The mane thing is to capture the zebra and hoof it on home.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:02 PM (u73oe)

89 It's a continent full of prey and predators.
Not much has changed there in the past 300,000 years except the weather.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM (6ydKt)
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Pygmies exist because short people need less calories, so are at a survival advantage vs full-sized people in the jungle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2025 08:03 PM (ZOv7s)

90 Eating zebra is kinda gangsta.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM

A Madagascar themed dinner would be kinda badass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 08:03 PM (Wnv9h)

91 Zebra might be on the menu at my july 4th party
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Zebras are kinda gangsta.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Eating zebra is kinda gangsta.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM (ftFVW)

Dafuq??

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2025 08:04 PM (UQakJ)

92 Once they run out of ideas they'll do an origin movie: Dawn of the Lepus.

Posted by: Three Days of the Lepus at June 03, 2025 08:04 PM (TbWk/)

93 I’m not gonna saddle you with puns. The mane thing is to capture the zebra and hoof it on home.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:02 PM (u73oe)

I'd like to watch the video putting the zebra into the back of a black and white.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2025 08:04 PM (VNX3d)

94 House says it’s never lepus.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:05 PM (u73oe)

95 91 Zebra might be on the menu at my july 4th party
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Zebras are kinda gangsta.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Eating zebra is kinda gangsta.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM (ftFVW)

To this I must say neigh.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:05 PM (p4NUW)

96 That minigun is the perfect way to say "Wrong house" to an intruder.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2025 08:05 PM (7xrfc)

97 I knew a guy who had an MG34 and sold it. When I asked why, he gave me a look and said "Why do you think? Even doing bursts you're going to go through $1000 on range day."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

One of my sons worked on Arleigh Burke class 5-inch Mark 45 deck guns and later, VLS equipment. The VLS fires SM-3 missiles. As best as we could figure, we estimated each (unguided) 5-inch shell went for about $5K. The missiles (type 2, 3 and 6s) go for anywhere between $2 Million and $11 Million per copy.

He'd just shake his head after a busy day at the $$$$ going downrange.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2025 08:05 PM (cYBz/)

98 Wonder how good zebra tastes? Probably stringy. I think it was The Freshman that had the mob boss doing fake rare meat dinner fundraisers?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2025 08:06 PM (2VST1)

99 It's a continent full of prey and predators.
Not much has changed there in the past 300,000 years except the weather.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 08:01 PM

Though rabbits have evolved by lepus and bounds.

Posted by: The Lepus Must Be Crazy at June 03, 2025 08:06 PM (TbWk/)

100 Dafuq??
Posted by: Doof

Seems like the kind of thing you'd do while wearing major bling and surrounded by hos.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

101 Though we both sport jaunty black and white coloration, we are much less trouble than zebras.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at June 03, 2025 07:48 PM

On the other hand, we don't projectile poop, we're not mephitic, and we're not polymorphically perverse.

Posted by: Zebra Chamber of Commerce at June 03, 2025 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

102 That minigun is the perfect way to say "Wrong house" to an intruder.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2025 08:05 PM (7xrfc)
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When the cops show up:

"What intruder?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 08:07 PM (GlyvH)

103 Though we both sport jaunty black and white coloration, we are much less trouble than zebras.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at June 03, 2025 07:48 PM

Splitters!

Posted by: Front for Penguin Liberation at June 03, 2025 08:08 PM (TbWk/)

104 When the cops show up:

"What intruder?"

Cop merely points to red smear and the shredded house across the street.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 08:09 PM (Mz29H)

105 Seems like the kind of thing you'd do while wearing major bling and surrounded by hos.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

So you're saying I gotta get myself to a HoMe?

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2025 08:09 PM (UQakJ)

106 Waiting for the miniguns to go on sale at my local Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms store.

I would at least make a fiery smiley face or something.

Oh, and why is it spelled fiery and not firey?

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 03, 2025 08:09 PM (144I4)

107 79 Almost every animal in Africa had a 'tude and couldn't be domesticated, except for the donkeys and housecats in the northeast part of the continent.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:58 PM (DgGvY)
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Camels and dromedaries too were domesticated.

Thinking about it, when every 5pm starts a race to not get eaten, you too would have an attitude.

Posted by: Ciampino - not my turn at June 03, 2025 08:09 PM (sPQoU)

108 When the cops show up:

"What intruder?"

Cop merely points to red smear and the shredded house across the street.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 08:09 PM (Mz29H)
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*shakes head*

Tornadoes, man...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2025 08:10 PM (GlyvH)

109 Part of the reason Africa remained the land of hunter-gatherers while Europe and Asia went to herding and farming. Almost every animal in Africa had a 'tude and couldn't be domesticated, except for the donkeys and housecats in the northeast part of the continent.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

That and Africans needed the dung to build their houses.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 03, 2025 08:10 PM (ScFGB)

110 So you're saying I gotta get myself to a HoMe?
Posted by: Doof

Narrator: And that was the genesis of the OklaHoMe.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:11 PM (ftFVW)

111 >>>I’m not gonna saddle you with puns. The mane thing is to capture the zebra and hoof it on home.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

>I don't like your tone or your canter. You're loping in uncharted territory. Gait yourself with the program.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 08:11 PM (qHYlB)

112 Pygmies exist because short people need less calories, so are at a survival advantage vs full-sized people in the jungle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2025 08:03 PM (ZOv7s)

-- --

There's some anthropological theory going around that I watched a video on YT about.

Apparently, since humans have been the prey, not the predator, for most of our evolution, we have this hang-up about sacrifice because back then we lived in herds and one or two of us always died when when the big cats attacked and that saved the rest of us.

We eventually learned to overcome this by learning to think like predators (thus giving humans more and more intelligence) and using tools as weapons for protection and to eventually hunt them.

This is why all early religions have sacrificial aspects to them, where meat is preferred over vegetable by the God(s) (think Cain & Abel) because of this genetic memory of the past trauma our distant ancestors faced and our honoring the sacrificial humans who saved the survivors.

It's an interesting theory which kinda makes sense when you get right down to it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 08:12 PM (6ydKt)

113 Narrator: And that was the genesis of the OklaHoMe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:11 PM (ftFVW)

—————

Ok Boomer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:12 PM (u73oe)

114 Those who said last night's photo of an elephant chowing down in a store was photo shop, not so much.

https://tinyurl.com/2b2nnvcy

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 08:12 PM (viF8m)

115 Narrator: And that was the genesis of the OklaHoMe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:11 PM

*slow golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h)

116 Ok Boomer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:12 PM

Shouldn't that be OK, Sooner?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 08:15 PM (Wnv9h)

117 I just read at the Daily Mail that Trump and Elon might be breaking up!

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2025 08:17 PM (AOsQT)

118 So you're saying I gotta get myself to a HoMe?
Posted by: Doof

Narrator: And that was the genesis of the OklaHoMe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:11 PM (ftFVW)

Damn. I had check, but you found checkmate.

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2025 08:18 PM (UQakJ)

119 Shouldn't that be OK, Sooner?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 08:15 PM (Wnv9h)

Well played!

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2025 08:18 PM (UQakJ)

120 Ok Boomer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Shouldn't that be OK, Sooner?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

You have to ask yourself, "Did she wait for the starting gun or not?"

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:18 PM (ftFVW)

121 That and Africans needed the dung to build their houses.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 03, 2025 08:10 PM

The women love an ostentatious dung house builder. One tribesman's wife left him for his neighbor, who was noisily building his house.

Sadly, he went over, and congratulated him, saying "You're a better man than I, Dunga Din."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2025 08:19 PM (0sNs1)

122 Ok Boomer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:12 PM

Shouldn't that be OK, Sooner?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 08:15 PM (Wnv9h)

Dates of the OklaHoMe to come later....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2025 08:20 PM (VNX3d)

123 Narrator: And that was the genesis of the OklaHoMe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:11 PM (ftFVW)

Unfortunately Sugars is no more.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 08:21 PM (MGB5H)

124 Pygmies exist because short people need less calories, so are at a survival advantage vs full-sized people in the jungle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June

Well you know…never mind.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:22 PM (pZEOD)

125 Dates of the OklaHoMe to come later....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

*cues up Ginuwine*

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:22 PM (ftFVW)

126 That and Africans needed the dung to build their houses.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 03, 2025 08:10 PM

The women love an ostentatious dung house builder. One tribesman's wife left him for his neighbor, who was noisily building his house.

Sadly, he went over, and congratulated him, saying "You're a better man than I, Dunga Din."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2025 08:19 PM (0sNs1)

*slow one-handed golf clap*

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 03, 2025 08:23 PM (144I4)

127 Slave that quad mingun to an AI targeting system and you will really have something.

Posted by: Skynet at June 03, 2025 08:23 PM (jc0TO)

128 125 Dates of the OklaHoMe to come later....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

*cues up Ginuwine*
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025

🤣🤣

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:24 PM (pZEOD)

129 Pygmies exist because short people need less calories, so are at a survival advantage vs full-sized people in the jungle.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Also, less likely to bash their heads on low branches.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2025 08:24 PM (DgGvY)

130 Pygmies exist because short people need less calories, so are at a survival advantage vs full-sized people in the jungle.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2025 08:03 PM

Randy Newman would like to disagree.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2025 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

131 Sadly, he went over, and congratulated him, saying "You're a better man than I, Dunga Din."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2025 08:19 PM

I don't know whether to groan or shoot someone with a quad minigun.

Posted by: Skynet at June 03, 2025 08:24 PM (jc0TO)

132 *slow one-handed golf clap*
Posted by: haffhowershower

I wonder what that sounds like.

Posted by: zen mikeski at June 03, 2025 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

133 Pygmies exist because short people need less calories, so are at a survival advantage vs full-sized people in the jungle.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Also, less likely to bash their heads on low branches.

Posted by: mikeski

=====

If AtC comes back to regular posting, be sure to discuss this with her

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 03, 2025 08:26 PM (8AONa)

134 *slow one-handed golf clap*
Posted by: haffhowershower

I wonder what that sounds like.
Posted by: zen mikeski at June 03, 2025 08:25 PM

"cl*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2025 08:28 PM (Wnv9h)

135 *slow one-handed golf clap*
Posted by: haffhowershower

I wonder what that sounds like.
Posted by: zen mikeski

The silent whisper of a lost lover

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:30 PM (ftFVW)

136 Far-Left Protestors Clash with Officers as Federal Agents Descend on Minneapolis Taco Restaurants

===

Wonder how that'll mesh with the crappy new progtard attempt at a taco meme

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 08:31 PM (/lPRQ)

137 NBC broke the pygmy glass ceiling when they hired Chuck Todd. Randy Newman immortalized the event in song.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 03, 2025 08:33 PM (gm9Sb)

138 NBC broke the pygmy glass ceiling when they hired Chuck Todd. Randy Newman immortalized the event in song.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin

And ABC took it next level with George Stephanopoulos.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:37 PM (ftFVW)

139
The preceding thread is gone, wiped out, blank, zero, zed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 08:37 PM (Ri+6K)

140 The bunny pic above: they're making a live action version of 'Watership Down'??

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 03, 2025 08:37 PM (sAmhv)

141
Salmon with mango pineapple caper sauce, mac and cheese and stuffed mushrooms for dinner. Maybe some peach pie with whipped cream later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 08:39 PM (QnmlO)

142 Any person that interferes with a law enforcement officer in the performance of his duties should be arrested and placed in jail until arraignment, which will be no sooner than twenty four hours after lockup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 08:41 PM (Ri+6K)

143 Zebras are black with white stripes.

Like George Floyd at the 5 o'clock crack party.

Posted by: jsg at June 03, 2025 08:41 PM (iGK7y)

144 The last thing Jimmy Carter saw.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at June 03, 2025 08:41 PM (D0nMN)

145
The preceding thread is gone, wiped out, blank, zero, zed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 08:37 PM (Ri+6K)

__________

What! My lapidary comments, the perfect admixture of wit and wisdom, gone?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 08:41 PM (QnmlO)

146 Salmon with mango pineapple caper sauce, mac and cheese and stuffed mushrooms for dinner. Maybe some peach pie with whipped cream later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 08:39 PM (QnmlO)

Sounds like some fine eating ahead!

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2025 08:41 PM (rj6Yv)

147 The preceding thread is gone, wiped out, blank, zero, zed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Why would that be?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 08:41 PM (/lPRQ)

148 Remember the retarded The Bear is on the loose' shit with Obama?

Yeah, he's trolling for ass in the white house kitchens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:42 PM (2HvAK)

149 Why would that be?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

It had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 03, 2025 08:43 PM (ftFVW)

150 The preceding thread is gone, wiped out, blank, zero, zed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 08:37 PM

Nobody nooded.

Henceforth, let noone say that noods don't matter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2025 08:43 PM (0sNs1)

151 The preceding thread is gone, wiped out, blank, zero, zed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Why would that be?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 08:41 PM (/lPRQ)

What did you all do?

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:43 PM (2HvAK)

152 That was the bullying thread, wasn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:44 PM (2HvAK)

153 Any person that interferes with a law enforcement officer in the performance of his duties should be arrested and placed in jail until arraignment, which will be no sooner than twenty four hours after lockup.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
===

Years ago a federal LEO told me they have 72 hrs to arraign or release.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)

154 147= Why would that be?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June

Because sometimes it do be like that.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:44 PM (p4NUW)

155 Chinaman Ass Ho

FBI Arrests Chinese Univ. of MI Visiting Scholar Tied to CCP: Charged With Trying To Smuggle Biological Pathogen Used For Targeting Crops Into U.S. and VISA Fraud

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at June 03, 2025 08:45 PM (0mAH4)

156 Because sometimes it do be like that.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:44 PM (p4NUW)

Paid audience member:

Did you drop the N-bomb, Miss Piper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:46 PM (2HvAK)

157 FBI Arrests Chinese Univ. of MI Visiting Scholar Tied to CCP: Charged With Trying To Smuggle Biological Pathogen Used For Targeting Crops Into U.S. and VISA Fraud
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at June 03, 2025 08:45 PM (0mAH4)

That's burying the lede. Wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:46 PM (2HvAK)

158 Because sometimes it do be like that.
Posted by: Piper
---------

So, do be do be do?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 08:47 PM (Ri+6K)

159 156 Because sometimes it do be like that.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:44 PM (p4NUW)

Paid audience member:

Did you drop the N-bomb, Miss Piper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June

You know better than that.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:47 PM (p4NUW)

160
Two Borzoi boys are a partnership.

Two Borzoi girls are a conspiracy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 08:47 PM (QnmlO)

161 That's burying the lede. Wtf?
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:46 PM (2HvAK

Convoluted as least...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at June 03, 2025 08:48 PM (0mAH4)

162 I love it when Piper speaks jive.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:48 PM (u73oe)

163 From bunnies to miniguns, AoSHQ has it all.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 03, 2025 08:48 PM (ufFY8)

164 You know better than that.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:47 PM (p4NUW)

That's swell!

(Hes a paid audience member from a 1950s sitcom)

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:49 PM (2HvAK)

165 Convoluted as least...
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at June 03, 2025 08:48 PM (0mAH4)

A biological pathogen targeting food crops.

Chinese are getting squirrelly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:49 PM (2HvAK)

166 From bunnies to miniguns, AoSHQ has it all.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 03, 2025 08:48 PM (ufFY

——————-

Turn the mini guns on the bunnies to make pate. And now it’s a food thread.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:50 PM (u73oe)

167 Has anyone checked on Whig?

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:50 PM (p4NUW)

168 Coast Guard flag ranks to be reduced by 25% by year-end. Next promotion board intermediate results dumped, after Kristi determined "the guidance to that board did not align with this Administration's policies".

Tasty.

The Augean stables are daunting, but the cleaning is under way.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2025 08:50 PM (1m82a)

169
Mike Engleman🇺🇲@RealHickory 4h

Speaker Johnson is trying to spin chicken salad of chicken shit.

Let him know how you feel, MAGA!

https://xcancel.com/SpeakerJohnson

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 08:51 PM (Ri+6K)

170 What happened to Whig?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:51 PM (u73oe)

171 I love it when Piper speaks jive.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:48 PM (u73oe)

Piper: chump don't want no help, chump don't get dick help.

Paid audience member: Gollly!

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:51 PM (2HvAK)

172 Meant to add that new USCG promotion board with new guidance will be convened, previous selectees can be considered.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2025 08:51 PM (1m82a)

173 Chinese are getting squirrelly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:49 PM (2HvAK)

Yeah, things are getting kinda tight over there.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2025 08:52 PM (rj6Yv)

174 If you are in a thread when it disappears do you disapper too?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 08:52 PM (/lPRQ)

175 170 What happened to Whig?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03

I haven’t seen him recently. But I could have missed him, of course.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2025 08:53 PM (p4NUW)

176 Yeah, things are getting kinda tight over there.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2025 08:52 PM

Probably meant to act like the chicken culls (hmmmm.) Force us to rely on Chinese imports.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:53 PM (2HvAK)

177 A follower of Charles Manson, who scribbled "Helter Skelter" with the blood of her victims, has been approved for parole after serving 55 years in prison.
Whether Patricia Krenwinkel, 77, is set free after more than five decades behind bars is not a sure thing. The decision does not become final for 120 days, after that California Gov. Gavin Newsome has 30 days to reverse it, the Los Angeles Times reported.

-
She was 22 when she went in.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 08:53 PM (L/fGl)

178
Yeah, things are getting kinda tight over there.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2025 08:52 PM (rj6Yv)

__________

Taiping Rebellion II: No Tea Party This Time

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 08:54 PM (QnmlO)

179 Meant to add that new USCG promotion board with new guidance will be convened, previous selectees can be considered.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2025 08:51 PM (1m82a)

———————

I guess Leslie, Pat, and Chris are out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 08:54 PM (u73oe)

180 Taiping Rebellion II: No Tea Party This Time
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 08:54 PM (QnmlO)

Weren't there something like 20-30 million dead in that one?

I keep meaning to read up on that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:55 PM (2HvAK)

181 This just keeps getting worse. I can see why Comey is so worried.

The amount of corruption at the FBI under Comey was much worse that was even thought.

>>@ProfMJCleveland
·
>>5m
3/ Add too that, the material was NOT entered into Sentinel but a placeholder was. But if prohibited access the placeholder would not trigger a hit. So were they ever transferred to Sentinel?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 08:55 PM (viF8m)

182 Whoa. Meta Platforms signed a 20-year contract with Constellation Energy Corporation’s Clinton Clean Energy Center in Illinois.

Nuclear power generation for the win.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2025 08:55 PM (rj6Yv)

183 If a homeless guy has a dog, is the dog homeless?

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2025 08:56 PM (AOsQT)

184 The interference with federal law enforcement charge oughta be getting filed by the thousands. Zero tolerance. Process can be the punishment in some cases, but full effort should be made for max penalties.

Not just cretinous congresscritters, but everyday idiots should be affected. And start bashing around elected garbage who are slandering ICE and inciting violence. Have public talkings-to, followed by public warnings of prosecution for incitement.

That's what our federal taxes are for.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2025 08:56 PM (1m82a)

185 If a homeless guy has a dog, is the dog homeless?
Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2025 08:56 PM (AOsQT)

A dogs home is wherever you are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:57 PM (2HvAK)

186 The Martians are about to disintegrate the three California humans trying to be peaceful.

Need moar popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 08:59 PM (Mz29H)

187 Taco Tuesday (for real, incredibly cheap incredibly good street-style tacos, can't justify doing anything else for dinner on Tues) - but as I depart, seems like this whole mega-scandal (they're not numbered, but this would be something like No. 6 or 7) at the FBI could have wide repercussions.

Brady rules WRT evidence in federal cases are kind of a big deal. Yuuuuge, actually.

And it's lookin' like thousands of convicts/pleaders of the last few years might want to think about taking a run at their cases again.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2025 09:00 PM (1m82a)

188
Weren't there something like 20-30 million dead in that one?

_________

Something like that. 5-10% of the population.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 09:00 PM (QnmlO)

189 This just keeps getting worse. I can see why Comey is so worried.

The amount of corruption at the FBI under Comey was much worse that was even thought.

>>@ProfMJCleveland
·
>>5m
3/ Add too that, the material was NOT entered into Sentinel but a placeholder was. But if prohibited access the placeholder would not trigger a hit. So were they ever transferred to Sentinel?
Posted by: JackStraw
====

When you are running a coup you must be very carefull where you leave your plans.

That said, everything going to the FISA court was supposedly all above board... Should be substantial records on building each case, reviews, etc.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 09:01 PM (/lPRQ)

190 The neighbors, in a country mile sort of way, had pet zebras years ago. One of the zebras bit one of the owners. The lady's hand got infected so bad, she reportedly nearly needed an amputation.

Fortunately, she recovered before that was necessary.

They did sell their zebras after that.

Posted by: Official Delurker, no pet zebra for me at June 03, 2025 09:01 PM (AFLry)

191 177 A follower of Charles Manson, who scribbled "Helter Skelter" with the blood of her victims, has been approved for parole after serving 55 years in prison.
Whether Patricia Krenwinkel, 77, is set free after more than five decades behind bars is not a sure thing. The decision does not become final for 120 days, after that California Gov. Gavin Newsome has 30 days to reverse it, the Los Angeles Times reported.

-
She was 22 when she went in.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 08:53 PM (L/fGl)

Bitch has had way too many meals paid for from my wages...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 03, 2025 09:02 PM (bA75n)

192 All three of the vermin who kidnapped 26 children and a bus driver in Chowchilla, CA back in July 1976 have been released on parole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 09:03 PM (Mz29H)

193
If a homeless guy has a dog, is the dog homeless?
Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2025 08:56 PM (AOsQT)

________

A man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.

- Senator George Vest

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 09:04 PM (QnmlO)

194 >>>*slow one-handed golf clap*
Posted by: haffhowershower

I wonder what that sounds like.

Posted by: zen mikeski

> *fap* *fap* *fap*

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 09:04 PM (qHYlB)

195 All three of the vermin who kidnapped 26 children and a bus driver in Chowchilla, CA back in July 1976 have been released on parole.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 09:03 PM (Mz29H)

Was that the basis for one of the Dirty Harry scenarios? Was that Scorpio in the first one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 09:04 PM (2HvAK)

196 A follower of Charles Manson, who scribbled "Helter Skelter" with the blood of her victims, has been approved for parole after serving 55 years in prison.
Whether Patricia Krenwinkel, 77, is set free after more than five decades behind bars is not a sure thing. The decision does not become final for 120 days, after that California Gov. Gavin Newsome has 30 days to reverse it, the Los Angeles Times reported.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

No matter what happens, one thing she can count on: hell is Eternal.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2025 09:04 PM (cYBz/)

197 Omg. It’s 73 outside and 69 in the apartment.

Time to break out the fans.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2025 09:05 PM (m+Iyu)

198

I found an interesting recipe today if anyone wants to try it. I haven't made it yet. It's for Pina Colada Fried Pineapple Rings. I've been trying to figure out if it would be good for a drink garnish, make a dessert or just eat them as a snack.

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2025 09:06 PM (3ek7K)

199 A man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.

- Senator George Vest
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Is this part of the Old Drum summation?

Posted by: MkY at June 03, 2025 09:06 PM (cPGH3)

200
Whether Patricia Krenwinkel, 77, is set free after more than five decades behind bars is not a sure thing.

___________

Everything is forgiven, but everything has to be paid for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 09:07 PM (QnmlO)

201 157 FBI Arrests Chinese Univ. of MI Visiting Scholar Tied to CCP: Charged With Trying To Smuggle Biological Pathogen Used For Targeting Crops Into U.S. and VISA Fraud
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at June 03, 2025 08:45 PM (0mAH4)
----

While Yurong “Luanna” Jiang, MIT, member of CCP, graduation speech draws praise from the press.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:07 PM (Ri+6K)

202
Is this part of the Old Drum summation?
Posted by: MkY at June 03, 2025 09:06 PM (cPGH3)

________

Yes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 09:07 PM (QnmlO)

203 191
'Bitch has had way too many meals paid for from my wages...'

Now Newsome is going to give her a retirement too.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 03, 2025 09:07 PM (3wi/L)

204 No idea Aetius.

They were originally sentenced to life in prison without parole, but their scum lawyers argued no physical harm had come to the victims. So they got life with a chance of parole. Which meant the victims had to relive everything at every parole hearing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 09:08 PM (Mz29H)

205 And more stuff about Wray's monitoring of the Catholic Church is being released, too. At least 1,000 FBI employees were being regularly briefed on parish surveillance operations.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2025 09:08 PM (rj6Yv)

206
The Martians are about to disintegrate the three California humans trying to be peaceful.

Everybody knows what a white flag means.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2025 09:09 PM (63Dwl)

207 191 177 A follower of Charles Manson, who scribbled "Helter Skelter" with the blood of her victims, has been approved for parole after serving 55 years in prison.
Whether Patricia Krenwinkel, 77, is set free after more than five decades behind bars is not a sure thing. The decision does not become final for 120 days, after that California Gov. Gavin Newsome has 30 days to reverse it, the Los Angeles Times reported.

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She was 22 when she went in.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 03, 2025 08:53 PM (L/fGl)

Bitch has had way too many meals paid for from my wages...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 03, 2025 09:02 PM (bA75n)

They already let Leslie Van Houten out in 2023 so Krenwinkel will probably get out as well.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:09 PM (6ydKt)

208 Taiping Rebellion II: No Tea Party This Time
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 08:54 PM (QnmlO)

Weren't there something like 20-30 million dead in that one?

I keep meaning to read up on that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 03, 2025 08:55 PM (2HvAK)

That's a lot of dead for wanting to switch to typewriters.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 03, 2025 09:10 PM (144I4)

209 204
'Which meant the victims had to relive everything at every parole hearing.'

California loves to be generous at everyone else's expense.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 03, 2025 09:11 PM (3wi/L)

210 Ok that picture of the bunny faces just makes me happy.

Posted by: Iris at June 03, 2025 09:11 PM (bOJ2I)

211 Dirty Harry came out in 1971, so way before that Chowchilla crime

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2025 09:11 PM (AOsQT)

212 I found an interesting recipe today if anyone wants to try it. I haven't made it yet. It's for Pina Colada Fried Pineapple Rings. I've been trying to figure out if it would be good for a drink garnish, make a dessert or just eat them as a snack.
Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2025 09:06 PM (3ek7K)

The Fried part sounds good. Everything else, not so much.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 03, 2025 09:12 PM (144I4)

213 Vest was an attorney, and argued a case about a dog that was shot by a neighbor iirc. He won the case after that speech to the jury.
——-

Manson, and followers, had a “get out of jail” card. Recall he was on federal parole. He was arrested several times, for underage prostitution, drugs, credit card fraud, all kinds of stuff. There was a federal NIH study on communal living, that his “family” was a part of. He knew how to break down people very effectively, and obtain near total control.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2025 09:12 PM (/gceP)

214 Now Newsome is going to give her a retirement too.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 03, 2025 09:07 PM (3wi/L)

Gives me one more reason for un-assing this place. Just about eight weeks to go....

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 03, 2025 09:12 PM (bA75n)

215 >>That said, everything going to the FISA court was supposedly all above board... Should be substantial records on building each case, reviews, etc.

That's the problem. The FBI has a record storage system called Sentinel. Everything is supposed to be stored on Sentinel, everything, and available for review but with different levels of access depending on the sensitivity of the information.

According to Margot Cleveland under Comey a lot of the Crossfire Huricane stuff was labeled Prohibited Access meaning nobody could look at it. And this was apparently a new designation. And none of the investigators knew this was going on. It wasn't just restricted, if someone searched for information using keywords anything stored under Prohibited Access wouldn't even show up as responsive. It was ghosted. And now it appears some stuff might not even have been entered into the system at all. They just put a placeholder in the system but not the information.

Cleveland is a longtime federal legal type and she seems to think this is totally fubar.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:12 PM (viF8m)

216 A follower of Charles Manson, who scribbled "Helter Skelter" with the blood of her victims, has been approved for parole after serving 55 years in prison.

She was 22 when she went in.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Bitch has had way too many meals paid for from my wages...
Posted by: Joe Kidd

All the same, I propose that anyone whose bio includes the phrase "the blood of her [or his] victims" is ineligible for parole forever.

Posted by: mikeski likes his blood where it is at June 03, 2025 09:14 PM (DgGvY)

217
One would think true remorse for a brutal and notorious crime like the Tate-LoBianco murders would be to request to serve the sentence unto death.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 09:14 PM (QnmlO)

218 Now Newsome is going to give her a retirement too.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 03, 2025 09:07 PM (3wi/L)

Do they qualify for State pensions?
Years served is a multiplier just like with civil servents'..

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 09:16 PM (/lPRQ)

219 >>>*slow one-handed golf clap*
Posted by: haffhowershower

I wonder what that sounds like.
Posted by: zen mikeski

> *fap* *fap* *fap*
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

That escalated ~~quic~~ oddly.

Posted by: mikeski stops contemplating his navel at June 03, 2025 09:16 PM (DgGvY)

220 https://tinyurl.com/4zjavyvp

The monument to Old Drum is about 1/4 mile from the Gunn City (Cass Co., Mo) Cemetery. I grew up seeing it when we went to visit kin in the cemetery.

Posted by: MkY at June 03, 2025 09:17 PM (cPGH3)

221 218
'Do they qualify for State pensions?'

I wouldn't bet against it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 03, 2025 09:18 PM (3wi/L)

222 I read the book Helter Skelter way back when I was in the Army in Germany. Freaked me the fuck out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2025 09:18 PM (0aYVJ)

223 According to Margot Cleveland under Comey a lot of the Crossfire Huricane stuff was labeled Prohibited Access meaning nobody could look at it. And this was apparently a new designation. And none of the investigators knew this was going on. It wasn't just restricted, if someone searched for information using keywords anything stored under Prohibited Access wouldn't even show up as responsive. It was ghosted. And now it appears some stuff might not even have been entered into the system at all. They just put a placeholder in the system but not the information.

Cleveland is a longtime federal legal type and she seems to think this is totally fubar.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:12 PM (viF8m)

-- --

Patel and Bongino have hinted at this a few times.
They're on it, but the statute of limitations has run out on a lot of it, so I don't know if they can do much besides publicize the corruption.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:18 PM (6ydKt)

224 Gives me one more reason for un-assing this place. Just about eight weeks to go....
Posted by: Joe Kidd a

Congrats. Better late than never.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at June 03, 2025 09:18 PM (D0nMN)

225 And now it appears some stuff might not even have been entered into the system at all. They just put a placeholder in the system but not the information.

Cleveland is a longtime federal legal type and she seems to think this is totally fubar.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:12 PM (viF8m)
===

I am going to guess... The file given to the judge justifying surveillance was a standalone fabrication based upon nothing but getting to their target.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 09:19 PM (/lPRQ)

226 Dr. Louis “Jolly” West had a connection there as well, albeit tenuous. The “Free Clinic” in the Haight, Charlie lived right around the corner. He and his followers were frequent flyers there.

William Estabrooks is another interesting cat. The spook agencies were very interested in hypnosis, combined with sensory deprivation, “psychic driving” and other forms of torture. Estabrooks claimed it is a myth, that people cannot be made to do under hypnosis something they would not do ordinarily. Ewan Cameron, Harris Isbell, Sidney Gottlieb, et al, the number of psychopaths on the payroll in the 1950s thru the 1970s is hard to fathom.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2025 09:20 PM (/gceP)

227 The "sound of one hand clapping" thing I have never understood. I can relax my fingers and clap them against the palm of my hand.

Ergo: one hand clapping.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2025 09:20 PM (0aYVJ)

228 222 I read the book Helter Skelter way back when I was in the Army in Germany. Freaked me the fuck out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2025 09:18 PM (0aYVJ)

--

I read it years ago.
It's a very good read.

Vincent Bugliosi did an excellent job laying the case out from start to finish.

I couldn't put it down, read it in two or three days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:21 PM (6ydKt)

229 Patel and Bongino have hinted at this a few times.
They're on it, but the statute of limitations has run out on a lot of it, so I don't know if they can do much besides publicize the corruption.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:18 PM (6ydKt)

Played properly, this can sink the Dems ahead of the '26 midterms.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 03, 2025 09:22 PM (eSuzm)

230 Patel and Bongino have hinted at this a few times.
They're on it, but the statute of limitations has run out on a lot of it, so I don't know if they can do much besides publicize the corruption.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:18 PM (6ydKt)

Just extend the SoL for this one instance. That's totes how things work now, right?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 09:23 PM (MGB5H)

231 >>I am going to guess... The file given to the judge justifying surveillance was a standalone fabrication based upon nothing but getting to their target.

Likely. Anything that was exculpatory was not presented and filed under Prohibited Access or not filed at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:24 PM (viF8m)

232 I read it years ago.
It's a very good read.

Vincent Bugliosi did an excellent job laying the case out from start to finish.

I couldn't put it down, read it in two or three days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:21 PM (6ydKt)

Agree.

I read it during Reforger '90, staff driver duty in Crailsheim.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2025 09:24 PM (0aYVJ)

233 Played properly, this can sink the Dems ahead of the '26 midterms.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 03, 2025 09:22 PM (eSuzm)

I might see the flaw in this.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2025 09:26 PM (gKWVE)

234 Ok that picture of the bunny faces just makes me happy.
Posted by: Iris at June 03, 2025 09:11 PM (bOJ2I)

They are cute. Kinda makes you forget that they like to eat flowers and veggie plants.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 03, 2025 09:27 PM (144I4)

235 Taiping Rebellion II: No Tea Party This Time
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 08:54 PM (QnmlO)

Every family's got a problem kid brother.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2025 09:28 PM (gKWVE)

236 Just extend the SoL for this one instance. That's totes how things work now, right?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 09:23 PM (MGB5H)

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It seems you have to be a Democrat or Deep State to get away with crooked legal maneuvers these days.

For some reason I haven't fully fathomed, anybody who isn't a red diaper baby can't get away with jaywalking.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:28 PM (6ydKt)

237 Quentin Tarantino's remake of Night of the Lepus looks like it could be interesting.

Posted by: Bud Norton at June 03, 2025 09:28 PM (/8Jbh)

238 LAWSPLAINING: Margot Cleveland Suggests That the FBI Has Systematically Violated Defendants’ Rights

https://tinyurl.com/4duhubpm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:29 PM (Ri+6K)

239 Bongino

Kirsche couldn't pronounce his name, so she called him Boing-Boing

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2025 09:29 PM (Mz29H)

240 Likely. Anything that was exculpatory was not presented and filed under Prohibited Access or not filed at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:24 PM (viF8m)

Margot also brought up that if this Prohibited Status is FBI wide then there may be many cases where the Brady Rule* was violated or FOIA was denied because nobody could find the records if they didn't have the right level of access.

*Legal ruling for criminal cases which means the prosecution has to give over any exculpatory evidence they have to the defense.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:32 PM (6ydKt)

241 Bugliosi covered up a whole bunch of stuff. He had to simultaneously keep Manson’s obvious connections with much of the music industry, big names, and hollywood stars. And it would never do for it to be revealed that Manson was “protected” from being arrested whilst on parole. The largest raid in LAPD history was carried out at Spahn Ranch. The story goes, all charges were dropped, because the date of the warrant was wrong.

Nope. The warrant was perfectly valid and correctly dated. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2025 09:33 PM (iKvcM)

242 239 Bongino

Kirsche couldn't pronounce his name, so she called him Boing-Boing
Posted by: Anna Puma
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She's getting the message out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:34 PM (Ri+6K)

243
Dustin Grage
@GrageDustin

🚨 JUST IN: An ambulance in Minneapolis had to detour because a group of people in thongs created a blockade yelling:

"we love wh-res"
“we love d-ck"
“honk if you love str-ppers"

The Grain Belt bridge was blocked for over 25 minutes during peak traffic.

Happy Pride Month. 🙄

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 03, 2025 09:34 PM (TGPs7)

244 Loose zebras spread disease.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2025 07:50 PM (dhIRp)

Also get uncomfortable.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at June 03, 2025 09:37 PM (G/u1o)

245 People who like posts on this site are smarter, better looking, happier, and have better taste...

According to a poll I just made up.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2025 09:38 PM (VNX3d)

246 Just extend the SoL for this one instance. That's totes how things work now, right?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Was the information still hidden?

Was someone hiding it?

That's a conspiracy, and Limitations on a conspiracy starts at the end of the conspiracy, not at the end of any individual crime committed as part of it.

So if this FBI coverup ended yesterday, then the Statute of Limitations started counting down yesterday, for every crime.

Posted by: mikeski is not a lawyer at June 03, 2025 09:39 PM (DgGvY)

247 >>Margot also brought up that if this Prohibited Status is FBI wide then there may be many cases where the Brady Rule* was violated or FOIA was denied because nobody could find the records if they didn't have the right level of access.

I've been watching the reactions of a few legal and FBI types who are no longer working in government and are on our side and they've never heard of Prohibited Access. They think this is something relatively new.

Why would you create a security level that didn't just prevent access of information based on a clearance level but essentially made it invisible, it doesn't exist, unless you are trying to hide it?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:41 PM (viF8m)

248 Illinois representative, Mary Miller has introduced a resolution to replace Pride Month with "Family Month."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:41 PM (Ri+6K)

249 Flies spread disease.

So keep yours closed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2025 09:42 PM (0aYVJ)

250 >>>Why would you create a security level that didn't just prevent access of information based on a clearance level but essentially made it invisible, it doesn't exist, unless you are trying to hide it?
Posted by: JackStraw
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And why would those FBI types know about it if it was successfully hidden?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:42 PM (Ri+6K)

251 >>>So if this FBI coverup ended yesterday, then the Statute of Limitations started counting down yesterday, for every crime.
Posted by: mikeski is not a lawyer
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And they are still covering it up. The conspiracy has not ended the clock has not started.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:45 PM (Ri+6K)

252 111 >>>I’m not gonna saddle you with puns. The mane thing is to capture the zebra and hoof it on home.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

>I don't like your tone or your canter. You're loping in uncharted territory. Gait yourself with the program.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 08:11 PM (qHYlB)
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You guys are horning into my stomping grounds.

Posted by: Ciampino - not my turn in the barrel at June 03, 2025 09:45 PM (sPQoU)

253 Why would you create a security level that didn't just prevent access of information based on a clearance level but essentially made it invisible, it doesn't exist, unless you are trying to hide it?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:41 PM (viF8m)

From what I understand it was prohibited for anybody to access the files except the agents/superiors who were assigned to the case.

So I can understand the reasoning behind it, for national security cases especially, but as usual the Mueller & Comey FBI abused the system of secrecy just like they did with the FISA warrants on Carter Page and everything Crossfire Hurricane.

Comey is a weird little, self-righteous, moralistic, psychopath, of course he was hiding stuff to get Trump and help the Deep State & Dems.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:46 PM (6ydKt)

254 Zebras have horns?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 09:46 PM (u73oe)

255 @EagleEdMartin
·
1h
Have you heard of a “Brady violation“?

It’s when a prosecutor hides evidence from a defendant. It’s the worst kind of bullying and it’s the opposite of American justice - NOT DUE PROCESS.

Biden DOJ was Brady bullying the American people every damn day.
NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:46 PM (viF8m)

256 Biden DOJ was Brady bullying the American people every damn day.
NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:46 PM (viF8m)

There were Brady Violations in almost every J6 case.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 09:48 PM (MGB5H)

257
I've been watching the reactions of a few legal and FBI types who are no longer working in government and are on our side and they've never heard of Prohibited Access. They think this is something relatively new.

_________

It's like Double Secret Probation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2025 09:48 PM (QnmlO)

258 That's right, you have all been on Double Secret Prohibited Status Probation.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 03, 2025 09:49 PM (i0F8b)

259 U.S. District Judge Jeannette Vargas has approved DOGE's access to federal payment records at the Treasury Department.
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Are we still sending money and support to Ukraine?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:50 PM (Ri+6K)

260 They should have just let Ed Martin by the DC USA. Turning him loose on this shit was a very, very bad idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:50 PM (viF8m)

261 Whoa. Meta Platforms signed a 20-year contract with Constellation Energy Corporation’s Clinton Clean Energy Center in Illinois.

Nuclear power generation for the win.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2025 08:55 PM (rj6Yv)

Meta is Fecesbook. And anything "Clinton" is crooked. It's a grift.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2025 09:50 PM (Cbb9L)

262 They should have just let Ed Martin by the DC USA. Turning him loose on this shit was a very, very bad idea.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 09:50 PM (viF8m)

Ya but he defended J6ers. That is just not something we can abide.
-Lindsey Graham

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 03, 2025 09:51 PM (MGB5H)

263 Zebras have horns?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Only when they sing opera.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at June 03, 2025 09:52 PM (mlg/3)

264
Why isn't Deborah Birx in jail?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2025 09:52 PM (lIgBp)

265 They might be able to get Chris Wray if he and his people were using Prohibitive Status to hide the cases on the Biden Family.

I would love to know where Hunter's laptops are and where they've shuffled evidence around the what files were hidden within the system on those cases.

I don't know if any of that has reached the statute of limitations but it sure would be nice to see Wray go down as a consolation prize.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:53 PM (6ydKt)

266 I’m so very disappointed PDT hasn’t forced through even 1/3 of what DOGE suggested.

It seems like that was all a smokescreen.

We haven’t deported 1/3 of the illegals promised.

And now the SCOTUS is wobbly on 2A?

Wtaf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2025 09:54 PM (hqWSh)

267 Constellation Energy is a solid company.
Clinton Clean Energy Center in Illinois is the name of a nuclear plant. - I think -

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:55 PM (Ri+6K)

268 254 Zebras have horns?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2025 09:46 PM (u73oe)
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Poetic license.

Posted by: Ciampino - not my turn in the barrel? at June 03, 2025 09:56 PM (sPQoU)

269 Why isn't Deborah Birx in jail?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2025 09:52 PM (lIgBp)

All she really did was lie and manipulate, which as far as I know isn't a crime.

If she took money from Pfizer or something to do the things she did, that would be.

Maybe they could get her for lying to Congress on something?

Fauci is the one that committed many actual crimes.
Which is why he got the pardon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 09:57 PM (6ydKt)

270 It’s a felony if she lied to Congress

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2025 09:58 PM (OOvyq)

271 Constellation Energy is a solid company.
Clinton Clean Energy Center in Illinois is the name of a nuclear plant. - I think -
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 09:55 PM (Ri+6K)

Well, given that Illinois is corrupt...it's a grift.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2025 09:59 PM (Cbb9L)

272 I see that last video and I immediately think two things

'Murica. Second Amendment. God, guns, & guts.

Then, after a moment of sad and sober reflection,

At what point is the righteous man compelled to exercise it? Frogs in a pot, God bless us every one.

Posted by: Gun Lovin' PITA at June 03, 2025 09:59 PM (vvX0g)

273 Poetic license.
Posted by: Ciampino

Well, all things being equus.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 03, 2025 10:00 PM (144I4)

274 >>>So if this FBI coverup ended yesterday, then the Statute of Limitations started counting down yesterday, for every crime.
Posted by: mikeski is not a lawyer
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And they are still covering it up. The conspiracy has not ended the clock has not started.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

====

If illegal to conspire to hide something then until all members expose that something then the crime and conspiracy is still ongoing day-by-day... IOW, until they come clean the crime is being continuously committed - there is no way out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2025 10:00 PM (/lPRQ)

275 @FoxNews
3h
Patel sounds alarm as Chinese nationals charged with smuggling 'agroterrorism agent' into US: 'direct threat'

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 10:00 PM (Ri+6K)

276 Remind me, who was running the DOJ when the Brix stuff was exposed?

There's your answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 10:00 PM (viF8m)

277 ONT

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2025 10:00 PM (3ek7K)

278 ONT is nude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2025 10:00 PM (Cbb9L)

279 We haven’t deported 1/3 of the illegals promised.

And now the SCOTUS is wobbly on 2A?

Wtaf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2025 09:54 PM (hqWSh)

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The claim is ICE doesn't have enough manpower or space to detain the illegals being deported. The money was depleted during the Biden years bringing them on purpose in and then housing them.

The BBB is supposed to cover all that expense to ramp up the force.

I had a feeling DOGE was going to turn into PR.
You'll never get politicians to fix the budget until the country defaults.

Just look at Greece and Argentina for a few examples.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2025 10:01 PM (6ydKt)

280 >>> *fap* *fap* *fap*
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

That escalated quic oddly.

Posted by: mikeski stops contemplating his navel

>The riddle has been solved, and it is the answer to an ancient Chinese Buddhist Koan.

One hand clapping, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2025 10:02 PM (qHYlB)

281 I Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash
2h
New... I can confirm that the FBI arrested a Chinese national within the United States who allegedly smuggled a dangerous biological pathogen into the country.

The individual, Yunqing Jian, is alleged to have smuggled a dangerous fungus called "Fusarium graminearum," which is an agroterrorism agent, into the U.S. to research at the University of Michigan, where she works. cont

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 10:02 PM (Ri+6K)

282 DOGE is not over. The Rescission process which is just beginning.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 10:03 PM (viF8m)

283 This fungus can cause a disease called "head blight," a disease of wheat, barley, maize, and rice, causing significant health issues in both humans and livestock….

...Jian had expressed loyalty to the Chinese Communist Party and had received funding from the Chinese government for similar work... in China.

Jian’s boyfriend, Zunyong Liu — ...— works at a Chinese university where he conducts research on the same pathogen. ...

Both individuals have been charged with conspiracy, smuggling goods into the United States, false statements, and visa fraud.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 10:05 PM (Ri+6K)

284 282 DOGE is not over. The Rescission process which is just beginning.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Probably not but Musk is one pissed off dude. He may go Howard Hughes on congress.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 10:06 PM (Ri+6K)

285 >>Probably not but Musk is one pissed off dude. He may go Howard Hughes on congress.

Elon is a brilliant guy and probably the best business leader of my lifetime. But he does not understand how the government works.

Follow Russ Vought, Trump's Director of OMB, if you want to get a better idea of what is happening with the rescission process. Sadly, DC does not run like Tesla.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2025 10:11 PM (viF8m)

286
Thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2025 10:34 PM (Ri+6K)

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