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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Trump-Backed EU Skeptic Wins Polish PresidencyThe office of the presidency in Poland isn't the head of the government. That's the Prime Minister, who is currently liberal Donald Tusk. But the President has the power to veto the actions of the PM, which presumably is what the new President will do.Hello friends! Did you enjoy your weekend? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2025 12:27 PM (+qU29) 2
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Posted by: I Like Fireworks! at June 02, 2025 12:27 PM (G5+As) 3
1st?
Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2025 12:27 PM (j4U/Z) 4
Have the Romanian courts overturned it yet?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2025 12:28 PM (ExV1e) 5
Somethingth?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2025 12:28 PM (VNX3d) 6
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:28 PM (Zz0t1) 7
What a coincidence, the President of the United States doesn't run the country either.
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (+qU29) 8
Morning, Ace. Had a good weekend. Good news for the Poles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (uef1E) 9
Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (Zz0t1) 10
So the Polish Prez is merely a placeholder??
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (PCK5/) 11
Tusk was supposedly Lindsey Buckingham's favorite Fleetwood Mac album.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, stochastic trivia consultant at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (PiwSw) 12
Green shoots suggesting the world isn't lost yet...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (N1tpc) 13
Good afternoon!
This weekend I attended a major league baseball game for the first time in about 10 years. It was actually fun! But I'm happy to wait another decade to do it again. Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (bNf8H) 14
Yay! The Polish people voted to support freedom!
Posted by: Ivan Putski And His Polish Army at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (G5+As) 15
Overruled!
Posted by: Judge Papaya at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (s8j++) 16
What a coincidence, the President of the United States doesn't run the country either.
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (+qU29) That's what judges are for. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (Zz0t1) 17
The Winged Hussars arrive!
But ... what's the over-under on when they arrest Nawrocki for some phony-baloney "crimes"? Or they just shoot him in the head? Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (iFTx/) 18
Wait until a federal judge rules on that election. Hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2025 12:30 PM (Q4IgG) 19
Afternoon, Ace.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2025 12:30 PM (dPfyF) 20
Nawrocki on!
Posted by: huerfano at June 02, 2025 12:30 PM (n2swS) 21
My weekend was too short. Only got half done on my list.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2025 12:30 PM (NpAcC) 22
Backed by the conservative Law and Justice Party (PiS) and U.S. President Donald Trump, Nawrocki won 50.89 percent of the vote, edging out centrist liberal Rafał Trzaskowski, who took 49.11 percent, according to Poland's electoral commission.
Pis on it! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: EU Defenders of Our Precious Democracy at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (QRFVs) 24
Did you enjoy your weekend?
- Well, folks are burning Jews on America's streets, and Ukraine is trying to get Russia to nuke them and everyone that's in bed with them. But I guess things were pretty quiet near me. Next weekend promises to be better, as a friend's daughter is having a graduation party, and I've been promised a bouncy house. Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (Dnobf) 25
Isn't being an EU skeptic sorta like being a vax skeptic?
It'll get you thrown in jail in most Euro countries. And accused of rape from 30 -40 years ago. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (dGCAG) 26
Okay, what I need to know is how Ukraine figures into the election… because apparently Ukraine figures into every damned thing over there..
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (PCK5/) 27
Have the Romanian courts overturned it yet?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2025 12:28 PM (ExV1e) Wait until a federal judge rules on that election. Hilarity will ensue. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2025 12:30 PM (Q4IgG) Working on a WTRO as we speak! Posted by: Justice of the Peace Podunk USA at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (0eaVi) 28
Don't blame me. I voted for Wojciehowicz.
Posted by: Kodos at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (63Dwl) 29
The office of the presidency in Poland isn't the head of the government. That's the Prime Minister, who is currently liberal Donald Tusk.
________________ This sort of thing makes no sense to Americans because here the President is the head of government AND the head of state, i.e., the executive head and the symbolic head of the country as well. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (YqDXo) 30
Didn't Poland just elect the PM where polls showed the conservative leading bigly, but losing equally bigly?
Because there is no election fraud anywhere on the planet. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (Zz0t1) 31
>>> 27 Have the Romanian courts overturned it yet?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2025 12:28 PM (ExV1e) Wait until a federal judge rules on that election. Hilarity will ensue. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2025 12:30 PM (Q4IgG) Working on a WTRO as we speak! Posted by: Justice of the Peace Podunk USA at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (0eaVi) Move over, bitch! Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #8612 at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (QRFVs) 32
Hello friends! Did you enjoy your weekend?
======= Friend? You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godfather." You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (cD1dp) 33
This weekend I attended a major league baseball game for the first time in about 10 years. It was actually fun! But I'm happy to wait another decade to do it again.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (bNf8H) Rockies fan, eh? Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (0eaVi) 34
29 The office of the presidency in Poland isn't the head of the government. That's the Prime Minister, who is currently liberal Donald Tusk.
________________ This sort of thing makes no sense to Americans because here the President is the head of government AND the head of state, i.e., the executive head and the symbolic head of the country as well. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (YqDXo) ======= He is?! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (cD1dp) 35
Sure did, Ace; hope you did too! Welcome back!
the Polish election thing was a big surprise for me, I assumed that they would fraud in another authoritarian globalist. YAY! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (/Ghsb) 36
Don't blame me. I voted for Wojciehowicz.
Posted by: Kodos at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (63Dwl) *fistbump* Posted by: Barney Miller at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (Zz0t1) 37
What a coincidence, the President of the United States doesn't run the country either.
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (+qU29) That's what judges are for. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (Zz0t1) You misspelled Epstein style blackmailers. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (dGCAG) 38
33 This weekend I attended a major league baseball game for the first time in about 10 years. It was actually fun! But I'm happy to wait another decade to do it again.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (bNf8H) Rockies fan, eh? Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (0eaVi) ======== The A's have lost 16 of the last 17. Jealous of the Rockies' press. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (cD1dp) 39
33 This weekend I attended a major league baseball game for the first time in about 10 years. It was actually fun! But I'm happy to wait another decade to do it again.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (bNf8H) Rockies fan, eh? Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (0eaVi) Ah… 100$ hot dogs.. Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (PCK5/) 40
Yay! The Polish people voted to support freedom!
Posted by: Ivan Putski And His Polish Army at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (G5+As) That's Padooski. Posted by: Jesse The Body at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (0eaVi) 41
I didn't know until recently but the Polish language is closer to Ukranian than Russian is to Ukranian.
Is that accurate ? Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (VofaG) 42
Sitting in Barnes and Noble while Her Majesty gets her nails done. The History selection gets worse and worse. - America sucks - White people suck - Our ideals are a mockery - Our history is a fraud - This is a dark and bloody land - Blacks, women and gays accomplished everything Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (Eznfs) 43
This sort of thing makes no sense to Americans because here the President is the head of government AND the head of state, i.e., the executive head and the symbolic head of the country as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (YqDXo) ======= He is?! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (cD1dp) On paper anyway, but i's not like anyone in DC pays attention to that paper. Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (Dnobf) Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (5hfjS) 45
Good for Poland. He won't turn the ship around by himself, but he'll nudge his country off its current course to Plague Island.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (fxCK2) 46
I'm in Atlanta now, and there has been talk that our team will go to the Braves game on Thursday. Not sure if it's actually happening.
Still, company purchased dogs at Truist Field would be fun. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (cD1dp) 47
Don't blame me. I voted for Wojciehowicz.
Posted by: Kodos at June 02, 2025 *** Polski Wyrob for everyone! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (omVj0) 48
Working on a WTRO as we speak!
Posted by: Justice of the Peace Podunk USA at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (0eaVi) ________________ "[your name here] is hereby restrained from [my issue here] until hell freezes over." - Dogcatcher, Podunk USA Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (YqDXo) 49
Okay, what I need to know is how Ukraine figures into the election… because apparently Ukraine figures into every damned thing over there..
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (PCK5/) Much like Elvis, Lil' Z needs boats. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (Zz0t1) 50
Who did Iga back? I'm sure that cryin' punk will have something to say about it.
Posted by: Silent at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (jCvle) 51
49 Okay, what I need to know is how Ukraine figures into the election… because apparently Ukraine figures into every damned thing over there..
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (PCK5/) ======= Well, Poland does border Ukraine. It kind of makes sense. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (cD1dp) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (Eznfs) 53
So this president is essentially like Hunter Biden without the hookers and blow.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM (qHYlB) 54
Freelance insurance investigator Banacek was Polish, right? Seemed every episode had him quoting an "old Polish proverb."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM (omVj0) 55
I stopped paying attention to MLB when they put those cardboard cutouts of fans in the seats, when in reality the cutouts would have played better baseball than the players actually on the field.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM (Mmf4/) 56
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM And why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM (dPfyF) 57
Next weekend promises to be better, as a friend's daughter is having a graduation party, and I've been promised a bouncy house.
Posted by: Methos Bouncy houses should be issued to all US Americans. Should be a stipend like food stamps and gummint cheese. Everyone would be in a better mood. Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (G5+As) 58
51 49 Okay, what I need to know is how Ukraine figures into the election… because apparently Ukraine figures into every damned thing over there..
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (PCK5/) ======= Well, Poland does border Ukraine. It kind of makes sense. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (cD1dp) Okay… now do Germany, France, Britain… sorry JM, suffering from Zelenskyyyy fatigue.. Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (PCK5/) Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (5hfjS) 60
The A's have lost 16 of the last 17.
Jealous of the Rockies' press. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (cD1dp) Well, they're playing in Pigtown right now. Where things go to die. Posted by: Jesse The Body at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (0eaVi) 61
I didn't know until recently but the Polish language is closer to Ukranian than Russian is to Ukranian.
I believe that most of Ukraine which isn't currently under the control of Russia has, historically, been under the control of Poland so that would make sense. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (ExV1e) 62
55 I stopped paying attention to MLB when they put those cardboard cutouts of fans in the seats, when in reality the cutouts would have played better baseball than the players actually on the field.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM (Mmf4/) ======= covid + BLM did not help MLB. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (cD1dp) 63
This sort of thing makes no sense to Americans because here the President is the head of government AND the head of state, i.e., the executive head and the symbolic head of the country as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (YqDXo) ======= He is?! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:32 PM (cD1dp) _________________ Well, not for the last four years. For the last four years, the President was the head of buffoonery and derision. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (YqDXo) 64
Drone attack: Yeah, it's gonna happen to us. Yeah, the Ukrainians are out of control. Yeah, no peace or cease-fire. Still, not unhappy to see TU-95's burn and Russia collapse. Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (j4U/Z) 65
I didn't know until recently but the Polish language is closer to Ukranian than Russian is to Ukranian.
Is that accurate ? Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (VofaG) Well, Polish is written in the Roman alphabet, and Ukrainian is written in Cyrillic. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (uef1E) 66
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM And why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM (dPfyF) Who the hell came up with 'gangway?' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (Zz0t1) 67
56 What's another word for Thesaurus?
Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM And why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM (dPfyF) Why is the alphabet in the order it's in? Is it because of that song? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, stochastic trivia consultant at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (VofaG) 69
Hi everybody
Weekends when I get to go to the range, have dinner with a bunch of moron and 'ettes is a,ways great. It seems after 4 different repair services and considerable expense that involved lots of misdiagnoses, my dryer repair saga may be coming to an end as a trusted electrician is here to fix what was not actually a dryer problem but an electrical problem. I hope I didn't just jinx it. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (t/2Uw) 70
Who was the Polish general who aided the American Revolution? Kosciusko?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (omVj0) 71
60 The A's have lost 16 of the last 17.
Jealous of the Rockies' press. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (cD1dp) Well, they're playing in Pigtown right now. Where things go to die. Posted by: Jesse The Body at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (0eaVi) ====== It's kind of funny. They had a 9 game winning streak earlier this year. I was thinking, "Hey...maybe the move to Sacramento will be good for them." Nope. Total trash. Eh. It's not like I actually care. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:37 PM (cD1dp) 72
Casimir Pulaski…
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:37 PM (PCK5/) 73
I did enjoy my weekend, Ace. Thanks for asking. How was yours?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2025 12:37 PM (O7YUW) 74
Too big to rigski.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2025 12:37 PM (2UnvF) 75
covid + BLM did not help MLB.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (cD1dp) _______________ BLM did it for me. When that a-hole Rob Manfred had "BLM" written on the back of the mound on opening day I closed the feed and canceled MLB.TV on the spot. And told them why. I haven't watched MLB since. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:37 PM (YqDXo) 76
So it seems that the Polish people aren't big fans of open borders. Maybe it's because it wasn't explained properly.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (BpO1e) 77
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covid + BLM did not help MLB. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (cD1dp) The NHL did one day of BLM bullshit. MLB painted shit on the pitcher's mound. The NFL still sings the 'black national anthem.' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (Zz0t1) 78
Who was the Polish general who aided the American Revolution? Kosciusko?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM Can't vouch for the spelling, but, yes. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (dPfyF) 79
"Kosciuszko," Wiki says, is the correct spelling.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (omVj0) 80
I assume that the unelected Polish equivalent of SCOTUS can still come in and declare the election null and void because the globalist did not win.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (17s+e) 81
Meh. The Polacks are looking for a white knight to spill our blood and treasure in Ukraine.
Were it not for their potato vodka, I really don't care if they live or die. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (wBaIH) 82
Freelance insurance investigator Banacek was Polish, right? Seemed every episode had him quoting an "old Polish proverb."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM (omVj0) He liked to row on the Charles river, too. The Covidiots never caught him. Posted by: Jesse The Body at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (0eaVi) 83
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BLM did it for me. When that a-hole Rob Manfred had "BLM" written on the back of the mound on opening day I closed the feed and canceled MLB.TV on the spot. And told them why. I haven't watched MLB since. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:37 PM (YqDXo) ======== The A's just straight up canceled a game because of Trayvon Martin or something. I was done. I've maintained a distanced, half-hearted interest since. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (cD1dp) 84
I guess Poland voters haven't been watching the cartoons coming out of the U.S. political landscape.
So, he'll open the borders to Putin and make Poland part of Russia? I guess the stupid isn't just in the US. This isn't a flip, it's a continuation of the existing deadlock. Liberals still control Poland's parliament. Nawrocki will veto everything PM Tusk tries to do, just like the guy before him, but he can't claim supreme executive power. Eloon??? Could Eloon have Eloon in conjunction with Putin. I wouldn't be surprised if Team Putin, with help from Eloon, had filled Poland with misinformation and outright lies leading up to the election, just as they did here. This is a terrible blow to NATO and Ukraine. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (lIUtq) 85
I didn't know until recently but the Polish language is closer to Ukranian than Russian is to Ukranian.
Is that accurate ? Posted by: polynikes Depends what you mean by "closer." Historically, Russian and Ukraine are sister East-Slavic languages. Polish is a West-Slavic language, along with Czech and Slovak. However, Ukrainian has a lot of Polish loanwords and some grammatical influence from Polish as well, I think. So, it's more "Polonized" than Russian. Note: I do know Russian, but I don't know Ukrainian much at all. Just going on my general linguistic knowledge here. Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (77rzZ) 86
Who was the Polish general who aided the American Revolution? Kosciusko?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (omVj0) ____________ I think it was General Kielbasa. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (YqDXo) 87
This is probably fallout from the USAID shutdown. They no doubt had money allocated to "fortify" elections world-wide with 9 seed oils and bugs, but then it couldn't be spent.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (2ocoG) 88
70 Who was the Polish general who aided the American Revolution? Kosciusko?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (omVj0) Yes! Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (wtvvX) 89
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM one of the Next Door stores on Bob's Burgers was The Thesaurus Shop Store Market Boutique Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (VofaG) 90
A Polish friend of mine had a saying: "American Polish College Fund . . . because a mind is a terrible thing wasted."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (omVj0) 91
Okay… now do Germany, France, Britain… sorry JM, suffering from Zelenskyyyy fatigue..
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (PCK5/) My question is, who was behind the drone attack. It obviously wasn't the Ukes. If it turns out those three chucklehead "Nato" nations were behind it, and Trump was trying to get a deal struck, I would like to see him basically walk away from the whole damn thing. Leave it to the Euros to figure it out. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG) 92
Istanbul talks twixt Ukes and russkis were brief. Non-starter comprehensive proposals were presented by each side. Real business was done however, on small and humanitarian stuff.
Exchange of POWs, exchange of dead soldiers, start of military talks to establish procedures for local ceasefires for recovery of dead in the field (oughta be easy, given the surveillance drones now provide). And - of course - no big Russian action in response to the bomber caper (losses do appear to be on low end, guess we'll eventually find out). We've had 3 years of Uke stunts followed by Russian .... continuation of their plan and ongoing operations. Maybe we'll see some russki spectacular (like the Oreshkin MRBM kinetic hit on Kharkov) yet, but meh. The Gletscherkrieg continues to grind south, west, and north, and doesn't appear Uke resource problems are easing. Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (1m82a) 93
84 I guess Poland voters haven't been watching the cartoons coming out of the U.S. political landscape.
So, he'll open the borders to Putin and make Poland part of Russia? I guess the stupid isn't just in the US. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (lIUtq) ====== Dear lord, these people are dumb. Polish conservative nationalist is going to give his country to Putin because he's skeptical of NATO? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (cD1dp) 94
Another thing Gen Z has no idea of.
Polish jokes Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (VofaG) Daughter: Siri, play Sabrina Carpenter Me: Wow. When I was your age I had to call the radio station, wait on hold for 20 minutes to request a song, then sit with my boom box for an hour with a blank cassette tape for my song to play so I could record it. Daughter: I don't know what any of that means. Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (Mmf4/) 95
Okay, what I need to know is how Ukraine figures into the election… because apparently Ukraine figures into every damned thing over there..
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:31 PM (PCK5/) ======= Well, Poland does border Ukraine. It kind of makes sense. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:34 PM (cD1dp) More importantly, he signed a declaration against Uke NATO aspirations. Said he would not ratify Uke ascension etc. (like it matters, since US said no..but it's the thought that counts). Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (g47mK) 96
70 Who was the Polish general who aided the American Revolution? Kosciusko?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (omVj0) I think there were several. We have several parks named for Pulaski, who i think was a cavalry guy who taught the colonists how to fight effectively from on top of horses when you've actually got more than one guy on top of a horse. Maybe i'm thinking of something else. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (VoAdT) 97
91 My question is, who was behind the drone attack. It obviously wasn't the Ukes.
If it turns out those three chucklehead "Nato" nations were behind it, and Trump was trying to get a deal struck, I would like to see him basically walk away from the whole damn thing. Leave it to the Euros to figure it out. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG) ======== I think it's more likely than not that the US helped Ukraine in that attack, at Trump's insistence. He was pissed with Putin last week. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (cD1dp) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (UpDO3) 99
>>> 41 I didn't know until recently but the Polish language is closer to Ukranian than Russian is to Ukranian.
Is that accurate ? Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (VofaG) They're all Slavic. I believe Russian, Ukrainian and Belorussian are one child bundle and Polish, Czech and (modern) Slavic are another, and there are several other slightly-less-closely related children... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (QRFVs) 100
Sitting in Barnes and Noble while Her Majesty gets her nails done. The History selection gets worse and worse.
- America sucks - White people suck - Our ideals are a mockery - Our history is a fraud - This is a dark and bloody land - Blacks, women and gays accomplished everything Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (Eznfs) _______ Not just history books. It's everything. I wrote a novel and am trying to find an agent. But every agent seems to be looking for the same thing: female and minority writers, female- and "marginalized"-led stories, and for writers who already published or have agents. I'm a white guy trying to publish his first novel. I don't have any of that. The book does have a strong central character who is a lady, though. She's a female white labrador, though, so that doesn't seem to count. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (iFTx/) 101
Wasn't it a Polish officer that was asked what it's like to kill someone and he responded with "I don't know, I've only killed communists."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (Zz0t1) 102
So the Polish Prez is merely a placeholder??
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 12:29 PM (PCK5/) Not exactly. Most power does lie with the parliament and therefore with Prime Minister Tusk (spit); however, the president does have the ability to veto some legislation, and Nawrocki has indicated he will do just that if it has a globalist and/or anti-Christian tone. Expect lots of "attack on democracy!!" wailing in that case. Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (jGGMD) 103
my dryer repair saga may be coming to an end as a trusted electrician is here to fix what was not actually a dryer problem but an electrical problem. I hope I didn't just jinx it.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (t/2Uw) Shoot! (puts away tool bag) Posted by: Gremlin at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (0eaVi) 104
100 Not just history books. It's everything. I wrote a novel and am trying to find an agent. But every agent seems to be looking for the same thing: female and minority writers, female- and "marginalized"-led stories, and for writers who already published or have agents.
I'm a white guy trying to publish his first novel. I don't have any of that. The book does have a strong central character who is a lady, though. She's a female white labrador, though, so that doesn't seem to count. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (iFTx/) ======= Ah...me 10 years ago. Just embrace the suck that is independent publishing! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (cD1dp) 105
Pulaski aided the American Revolution.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (g47mK) 106
Freelance insurance investigator Banacek was Polish, right? Seemed every episode had him quoting an "old Polish proverb."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:35 PM * He liked to row on the Charles river, too. The Covidiots never caught him. Posted by: Jesse The Body at June 02, 2025 *** If he was, say, forty in 1972, he'd have been way past rowing age in 2022. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (omVj0) 107
I didn't know until recently but the Polish language is closer to Ukranian than Russian is to Ukranian.
Is that accurate ? Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM (VofaG) They're all Slavic. I believe Russian, Ukrainian and Belorussian are one child bundle and Polish, Czech and (modern) Slavic are another, and there are several other slightly-less-closely related children... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (QRFVs) ______ All descended from ancient Wakandan. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/) 108
105 Pulaski aided the American Revolution.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (g47mK) ======= And she hated Data. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (cD1dp) 109
Bulg is correct, Slovak NOT modern Slavic.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (QRFVs) 110
Sitting in Barnes and Noble while Her Majesty gets her nails done. The History selection gets worse and worse.
- America sucks - White people suck - Our ideals are a mockery - Our history is a fraud - This is a dark and bloody land - Blacks, women and gays accomplished everything Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM Twice a year I go to B&N. I think it's gotten better in the aisles. The display tables are still full of New Age crap, woomyn's studies, and novelty items. But I can actually find what I'm looking for, or order it with free shipping. I switched to them because Amazon stinks and most of the used bookstores online charge too much for shipping/handling. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (fxCK2) 111
Freelance insurance investigator Banacek was Polish, right? Seemed every episode had him quoting an "old Polish proverb."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Murray Matheson was great in that show. Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (77rzZ) 112
Snausages
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (UjdFS) 113
ho was the Polish general who aided the American Revolution? Kosciusko?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (omVj0) He makes one hell of a mustard. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (5xuJ/) 114
Interesting how the leftist candidate’s votes are concentrated in former German controlled territory.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 02, 2025 12:42 PM (jbnUc) 115
@77/Sponge:
The NHL did one day of BLM bullshit. MLB painted shit on the pitcher's mound. The NFL still sings the 'black national anthem.' And I continue to not watch any of 'em. By the way Sponge, did you see yesterday's "First World Problems" thread here? If not, you really should go look. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2025 12:42 PM (O7YUW) 116
The A's just straight up canceled a game because of Trayvon Martin or something.
I was done. I've maintained a distanced, half-hearted interest since. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (cD1dp) __________________ I'm surprised they didn't have an Idi Amin Appreciation Day. The Padres had a Fag Appreciation Day. A buddy of mine has season tickets. I warned him against drinking any beer at the game that day, because you do NOT want to go to the men's room on Fag Appreciation Day. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:42 PM (YqDXo) 117
Some say Tusk was more experimental than Fleetwood Mac's previous albums.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (0sNs1) 118
41 I didn't know until recently but the Polish language is closer to Ukranian than Russian is to Ukranian.
yes Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (Pv3Rg) 119
So it seems that the Polish people aren't big fans of open borders. Maybe it's because it wasn't explained properly.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (BpO1e) Oh, I think it was pretty well explained to them in '39. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (0eaVi) 120
BLM did it for me. When that a-hole Rob Manfred had "BLM" written on the back of the mound on opening day I closed the feed and canceled MLB.TV on the spot. And told them why.
I haven't watched MLB since. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:37 PM (YqDXo) Basically, the degenerate gamblers are running the sport now. One of their biggest stars got away with gambling... more than a million bucks (I think), and the broadcasts are just ads for betting. Arnold Rothstein is rolling over in his grave. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (dGCAG) 121
Dear lord, these people are dumb.
Polish conservative nationalist is going to give his country to Putin because he's skeptical of NATO? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:39 PM (cD1dp) Why not? Everyone knows the centuries-long friendship that has existed between Poles and Russians. Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (jGGMD) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (YqDXo) 123
Dzien dobry!
Posted by: Mikloszczewski at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (K6h4I) 124
So it seems that the Polish people aren't big fans of open borders. Maybe it's because it wasn't explained properly.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (BpO1e) 125
Poland has about the population of California yet we’re able to count their votes in a few hours.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (Vh9CX) 126
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 12:38 PM (77rzZ)
As I understand it Polish speakers can somewhat converse with Ukranians whereas Russian speakers cannot . Sort of like Portuguese speakers being able to understand Spanish much better than Spanish speaker can understand Portuguese. Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (VofaG) 127
US Major League Soccer didn't do any of that socially conscious BS, mainly because they figured their playing sucks bad enough without wokeism making it worse.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (Mmf4/) 128
I think it was General Kielbasa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara He was a tough nut to crack? No...hard pill to swallow? No, that's not right either...maybe something about two hands in my bush? I LOVE KIELBASA. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (lIUtq) 129
"I guess Poland voters haven't been watching the cartoons coming out of the U.S. political landscape."
oh ... my ... gosh ... that's just so idunnowhat, but I know I can't eyeroll even close to enough. lol in 96 point helvetica. an exceptional intellectual among demonrats, to think that political cartoons are how peoples opinions are formed! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (/Ghsb) 130
Pulaski aided the American Revolution.
Posted by: runner He kept getting beaten up by Gen. von Steuben, though. Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (77rzZ) 131
Are we still allowed to tell Polish jokes?
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (dIske) 132
But every agent seems to be looking for the same thing: female and minority writers
A long wig and a can of shoe polish could help you. You're welcome. -:-) Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (BpO1e) 133
Not just history books. It's everything. I wrote a novel and am trying to find an agent. But every agent seems to be looking for the same thing: female and minority writers, female- and "marginalized"-led stories, and for writers who already published or have agents.
I'm a white guy trying to publish his first novel. I don't have any of that. The book does have a strong central character who is a lady, though. She's a female white labrador, though, so that doesn't seem to count. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (iFTx/) ======= Ah...me 10 years ago. Just embrace the suck that is independent publishing! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM (cD1dp) _____ Yup. I figured I'd always have to self-publish. But I'm giving it a few months to find an agent. Oh, and now all the submissions are by query, so you have to fill out this questionnaire that asks things like "do you have an agent," "did you publish before," and "how many books you sold?" I feel like a teenager asking a girl to the prom, and her response is "well, did anyone else already say yes to you," "do you have a girlfriend," etc. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:45 PM (iFTx/) 134
Hi, Ace. We had a great weekend, thanks.
My kid's soccer team shut out the other team. During the whole second half my kid's coaches put their best players in the back field to prevent an unsportsmanlike running up of the score. They still won 9-0. I made steak for my wife and I on Sunday evening, it was steakhouse quality if I do say so myself. My Sunday School lesson went well even though the kids were squirrely. They always have gigawatts of energy near the end of the school year. We talked about the founding of the Bishop's storehouse and other foundational organizational changes in the 1830s. Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2025 12:45 PM (lIio7) 135
I implore all of you to go to your grocers' frozen food aisle to purchase our products to celebrate a free Poland!
Posted by: Mrs. T's Pierogies at June 02, 2025 12:45 PM (G5+As) 136
And she hated Data.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:41 PM Experiencing my full functionality ruined her for others, sad to say. Posted by: Data at June 02, 2025 12:45 PM (0sNs1) 137
ho was the Polish general who aided the American Revolution? Kosciusko?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (omVj0) and Pulaski Posted by: Mikloszczewszczski at June 02, 2025 12:45 PM (K6h4I) 138
By the way Sponge, did you see yesterday's "First World Problems" thread here? If not, you really should go look. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2025 12:42 PM (O7YUW) I did not....... Will go peruse. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (Zz0t1) 139
- Blacks, women and gays accomplished everything
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:33 PM ________________ Yeah, we white men have to stop free-riding on all the accomplishments of blacks, women, and homosexuals. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (YqDXo) 140
I think it's more likely than not that the US helped Ukraine in that attack, at Trump's insistence.
He was pissed with Putin last week. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (cD1dp) I don't believe so. The "deal" is what he's after, and being pissy at Pootin was just part of the negotiations. Now these clowns set off a year long planned drone strike, right before the talks were to begin. If Russia walks away from the talks, that's it. No more talks. Russia goes medieval on their asses. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (dGCAG) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (O7YUW) 142
reelance insurance investigator Banacek was Polish, right? Seemed every episode had him quoting an "old Polish proverb."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius * Murray Matheson was great in that show. Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 *** Brilliant plotting, at least in the early episodes: the impossible crime come to TV with actual clever solutions. A bank truck vanishes off the edge of a cliff in the desert; a football player disappears from the midst of a pile-up on live TV; an expensive experimental car goes *poof* from the *middle* flatbed of a train that never stopped rolling. John Dickson Carr would have been proud. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (omVj0) 143
I believe Russian, Ukrainian and Belorussian are one child bundle and Polish, Czech and (modern) Slavic are another, and there are several other slightly-less-closely related children...
not quite. basically you have Rus and Slav. Poland and Western Ukraine are essentially the same phenotype and their languages are super close. my friends can speak to other Ukes, and Poles, but not Russians. What happened was, the Soviets moves tons of Russians into easter Ukraine to dilute the native population and increase Rus control over those pesky slavs. so right now you have a lot of Rus/Russian speaking people living in Ukraine, especially to the east. but the true Ukrainians are slavs, they speak Ukrainian and they can converse easily with Poles. and now they live mostly in Western Ukraine and/or have left their country entirely. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (Pv3Rg) 144
US Major League Soccer didn't do any of that socially conscious BS, mainly because they figured their playing sucks bad enough without wokeism making it worse.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (Mmf4/) They banned the Betsy Ross flag....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (Zz0t1) 145
>>> 101 Wasn't it a Polish officer that was asked what it's like to kill someone and he responded with "I don't know, I've only killed communists."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (Zz0t1) Mercenary iirc, Rafal Gan Ganowicz. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (QRFVs) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (omVj0) 147
Are we still allowed to tell Polish jokes?
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM Ones featuring Shinola really tickle my emotions chip. Posted by: Data at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (0sNs1) 148
moves tons of Russians into easter Ukraine
MOVED tons of Russians into EASTERN Ukraine sorry I need a new keyboard here Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (Pv3Rg) Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (5hfjS) 150
Basically, the degenerate gamblers are running the sport now. _________ Degenerate gamblers, podcasters and other assorted parasites. They're the ones jumping up and down about umpires, game length and crap like that. Meanwhile, pitchers are blowing out their arms in prodigious numbers. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (Eznfs) 151
As I understand it Polish speakers can somewhat converse with Ukranians whereas Russian speakers cannot.
Posted by: polynikes Well, as I said, Ukrainian has had a lot more Polish influence than Russian has, so that would make sense. But, "genetically" speaking, Russian and Ukrainian are more closely related. They are sibling languages, whereas Polish is more like a first cousin to both. Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (77rzZ) 152
I'm a white guy trying to publish his first novel. I don't have any of that. The book does have a strong central character who is a lady, though. She's a female white labrador, though, so that doesn't seem to count.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (iFTx/) It depends on what the genre is. I've found a few indie presses who are open to male authors. Mostly scifi and fantasy, though. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:48 PM (Pv3Rg) 154
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‘Sitting in Barnes and Noble while Her Majesty gets her nails done. The History selection gets worse and worse.’ My brain flips a switch when I go into a B&N. Since I know that I’m in LeftyLand my attention tunes out all the leftist horseshit and only sees the 15% of the stuff that appeals to me. It’s the darnedest thing. Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 02, 2025 12:48 PM (jbnUc) 155
US Major League Soccer didn't do any of that socially conscious BS, mainly because they figured their playing sucks bad enough without wokeism making it worse.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 02, 2025 12:44 PM (Mmf4/) _______________ Soccer figured it's own anti-American bona fides were already beyond questioning. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:48 PM (YqDXo) 156
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (5hfjS) But it won't be your problem anymore. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:49 PM (bss/y) 157
my dryer repair saga may be coming to an end as a trusted electrician is here to fix what was not actually a dryer problem but an electrical problem. I hope I didn't just jinx it.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2025 12:36 PM (t/2Uw) Crosses fingers, distracts black kitty with a piece of string, and spits. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2025 12:49 PM (fxCK2) 158
But, "genetically" speaking, Russian and Ukrainian are more closely related. They are sibling languages, whereas Polish is more like a first cousin to both.
sorry but not true tho you are thinking of the New Ukrainians which are Russian emigres, moved in by Stalin to undermine Ukrainian culture and people. They are now Ukrainians, it's been many years. but they are yes, Russian blood, and many speak Russian not Ukrainian. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:49 PM (Pv3Rg) Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:49 PM (5hfjS) 160
I remember learning about Von Stueben, Kosciusko, Pulaski and Laffayette helping in the Revolutionary War back in grade school history. Funny the things you remember...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 02, 2025 12:50 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:50 PM (VofaG) 162
157 my dryer repair saga may be coming to an end as a trusted electrician is here to fix what was not actually a dryer problem but an electrical problem. I hope I didn't just jinx it.
holy heck me too Sharon! and the kids are all home! I've been hanging wash on lines old school mine was the stupid motherboard got friend SAMSUNG SUCKS Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:50 PM (Pv3Rg) 163
I have not been in a Barnes and Noble in... 15 years?
Hawley-Cooke in Louisville was book heaven to me back in the day. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:50 PM (bss/y) 164
As I understand it Polish speakers can somewhat converse with Ukranians whereas Russian speakers cannot.
Posted by: polynikes I don't know about speaking, but Ukrainian and Russian both use the Cyrillic alphabet, whereas Poles use Latin like we do. I can't imagine it would be more similar to Polish than to Russian. Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2025 12:50 PM (jGGMD) Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (5hfjS) 166
Did B&N start selling books again?
Last time I was in one, just a couple years ago, it was 1/3 kid's toys, 1/3 manga, and 1/3 compact discs. Seriously. Compact Discs. Apparently there were once devices capable of making music come out of these little shiny rear-view-mirror decorations. And they had a whole section of their huge store dedicated to selling these things, one at a time. I know. Crazy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (VoAdT) Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (cIOlQ) 168
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (5hfjS) Some would say no line. That is why grandpa brought beer. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (bss/y) 169
Degenerate gamblers, podcasters and other assorted parasites. They're the ones jumping up and down about umpires, game length and crap like that. Meanwhile, pitchers are blowing out their arms in prodigious numbers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (Eznfs) Manfredd's office is prolly already working on installing pitching machines on the mounds, where guys just come up and hit the ball at different "Hit Me" signs. One says out, one says double, one says triple play, another says free hot dog with any soda purchase. No bases, no running, no defense, just hitters. Who are partially credited based on launch speed and bat crack sounds. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (dGCAG) 170
Why is the alphabet in the order it's in? Is it because of that song?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, I can't spell Mississippi without the song, either. Posted by: MIS-SIS-SIPPI at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (G5+As) 171
Look for Nawrocki to develop a terminal case of The Mondays and turn up dead in park.
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And both have bridges in the NYC area named after them! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (mWSu4) 173
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_____ Yup. I figured I'd always have to self-publish. But I'm giving it a few months to find an agent. Oh, and now all the submissions are by query, so you have to fill out this questionnaire that asks things like "do you have an agent," "did you publish before," and "how many books you sold?" I feel like a teenager asking a girl to the prom, and her response is "well, did anyone else already say yes to you," "do you have a girlfriend," etc. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:45 PM (iFTx/) I suggest catching up on Sarah Hoyt's blog. Even if you do manage to pass the Political Officers' inquisition, they will likely demand changes to make your story More Appropriate For Modern Audiences. I wish people would stop sneering at indy pub and grasp that trad pub is just another gatekeeping industry and has been for decades. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 12:52 PM (QRFVs) 174
But, "genetically" speaking, Russian and Ukrainian are more closely related. They are sibling languages, whereas Polish is more like a first cousin to both.
sorry but not true tho Posted by: Black Orchid at No, I'm not. I'm speaking in a historical sense. The common ancestor language of Russian and Ukrainian was spoken more recently than, and is descended from, the common ancestor language of those two and Polish. Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 12:52 PM (77rzZ) 175
I don't know about speaking, but Ukrainian and Russian both use the Cyrillic alphabet, whereas Poles use Latin like we do. I can't imagine it would be more similar to Polish than to Russian.
Posted by: Dr. T Ukrainian uses a slightly modified Latin alphabet. Posted by: Pedantic Mikloszczewszczski at June 02, 2025 12:52 PM (K6h4I) 176
Seriously. Compact Discs. Apparently there were once devices capable of making music come out of these little shiny rear-view-mirror decorations. And they had a whole section of their huge store dedicated to selling these things, one at a time.
I know. Crazy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 12:51 PM (VoAdT) Like the talking rings in George Pal's Time Machine. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:52 PM (bss/y) 177
a football player disappears from the midst of a pile-up on live TV
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (omVj0) That one was good. The player looking under his own helmet for himself was the clincher. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2025 12:52 PM (0eaVi) 178
By the way Sponge, did you see yesterday's "First World Problems" thread here? If not, you really should go look.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2025 12:42 PM (O7YUW) I did not....... Will go peruse. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:46 PM (Zz0t1) Heh..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:52 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:52 PM (5hfjS) 180
No, I'm not. I'm speaking in a historical sense. The common ancestor language of Russian and Ukrainian was spoken more recently than, and is descended from, the common ancestor language of those two and Polish.
you can keep saying this but I have friends who are: Polish, Russian, Uke (and other similar). I know some Ukrainian myself. it is basically Polish. Russian is COMPLETELY different! Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:53 PM (Pv3Rg) 181
Listened to an interview with Z just before the festivities began 3 years ago, could follow a lot of what he was saying (Russian language background, zero Uke). Polish and Czech have lots of familiar words but spoken, nah, pick up little, written can sometimes be sussed out.
Years ago in Brazil they broadcast Spanish-language novelas (prime-time soap operas) from Spain as is. Brazilian novelas, the other hot ones at the time, were broadcast (at least in Uruguay and Argentina) with sub-titles or voice-overs in Spanish. It's a weird one-way membrane I saw in Brazil a lot. At a bbq in Curitiba I had to (crudely) translate for German-speaking Chileans who of course were also native Spanish speakers but couldn't get much out of Brazilian Portuguese. Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2025 12:53 PM (1m82a) 182
If any 20-something Polish ladies want to flee to the US and need a place to stay, I have space available. Great options for no-cash rent available! Excellent service guarantees citizenship! Would you like to know more?
Posted by: Helpful Moron at June 02, 2025 12:53 PM (lIUtq) 183
So, he'll open the borders to Putin and make Poland part of Russia? I guess the stupid isn't just in the US. And in a few years when this hasn't happened they'll pretend they never said this. Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (t0Rmr) Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (dGCAG) 185
Imma have to bring some of them here to straighten this out lol
the Ukes will get mad. they are highly NOT Russian! even before the invasion they would say that Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (Pv3Rg) 186
182 If any 20-something Polish ladies want to flee to the US and need a place to stay, I have space available. Great options for no-cash rent available! Excellent service guarantees citizenship! Would you like to know more?
Posted by: Helpful Moron at June 02, 2025 12:53 PM (lIUtq) A mix of Robocop and Starship Troopers. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (bss/y) 187
Zelensky speak Russian, he doesn't speak Ukrainian.
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (Pv3Rg) 188
The NFL still sings the 'black national anthem.'
_______________ Is that "Hoochie Mama?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (YqDXo) -------------- I would have guessed "Cop Killer" -- by the rapper who plays a cop on TV ... Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (GyX+g) 189
>>>Are we still allowed to tell Polish jokes?
Posted by: Orson >Jokes about Pollacks and North Dakotans are still acceptable. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (qHYlB) 190
>> I have not been in a Barnes and Noble in... 15 years?
I go once a month or so. Grab 8-10 books. I actually prefer shopping for Books and Records in a Brick and Mortar setting. I end up buying much more diverse selections when I have physical racks to browse. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (hJb7m) 191
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Posted by: Helpful Moron at June 02, 2025 12:53 PM (lIUtq) Polish broads are cray. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (Zz0t1) 192
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. I ordered French toast during the Renaissance Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (5hfjS) 193
Steven Wright was a comedic genius.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (wtvvX) 194
Why is the alphabet in the order it's in? Is it because of that song?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, *** Long story Posted by: Ox Head, House, Camel, etc. at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (omVj0) 195
oof I mean not natively he probably has some Ukrainian. but he grew up speaking Russian.
it IS confusing!!! on purpose - the soviets tried hard to remove national identities other than Super Russia during the USSR. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (Pv3Rg) 196
moves tons of Russians into easter Ukraine
MOVED tons of Russians into EASTERN Ukraine sorry I need a new keyboard here Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (Pv3Rg) and history lessons, from someone other than your Uke friends maybe ? just guessing Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (g47mK) 197
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So, he'll open the borders to Putin and make Poland part of Russia? I guess the stupid isn't just in the US. And in a few years when this hasn't happened they'll pretend they never said this. Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (t0Rmr) Huh. This guy does not know Polish history, eh? A 'conservative' Pole would... nah, nvm. Let him roll. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (bss/y) 198
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Posted by: Helpful Moron Hey pal-I'm working this side of the street Posted by: Mail Order "Brides" by Miklos (se habla po Polsku)os at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (K6h4I) 199
Well Sponge, did you see it (First World Problems thread) with comments? :-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (O7YUW) 200
when I have physical racks to browse. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (hJb7m) _______ *looks away* *whistles casually* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (Eznfs) 201
164 As I understand it Polish speakers can somewhat converse with Ukranians whereas Russian speakers cannot.
Posted by: polynikes This was not my experience. I was at Huachuca after DLI for Russian. One of my buddies there was a Ukrainian speaker. He could understand most of what I said in Russian; I could understand about 30 to 40 percent of his Uke gibberish. (But he was a native Ukrainian speaker; so maybe he had Russian experience in his background too.) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (gNBgg) 202
Miklos, Uke uses modified Latin? Apart from the "i", looks awfully Cyrillic to me. Very easy to read certain sentences just with Russian vocabulary. Seems more like a blend, but still more Cyrillic.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (1m82a) 203
he NFL still sings the 'black national anthem.'
_______________ Is that "Hoochie Mama?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:43 PM (YqDXo) -------------- I would have guessed "Cop Killer" -- by the rapper who plays a cop on TV ... Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (GyX+g) They also still allow trans cheerleaders. I thought that would make some finally go to NFL rehab but the drug is just too strong. Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (VofaG) 204
195 oof I mean not natively he probably has some Ukrainian. but he grew up speaking Russian.
it IS confusing!!! on purpose - the soviets tried hard to remove national identities other than Super Russia during the USSR. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (Pv3Rg) This is true. Internal Exile, ethnic quilting. Intentional population displacement to try to quell uprisings. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (bss/y) 205
> I think it's more likely than not that the US helped Ukraine in that attack, at Trump's insistence.
He was pissed with Putin last week. --------- Lindsey Graham was purportedly in Ukraine days prior to the drone attack. No word on who else was there. The Ukes are all over the socials describing how they pulled this stunt off. Not good OPSEC. So... they probably had help. Russia has a pretty good supply of non-nuclear cruise missiles and ballistic missiles they can ready and launch at Ukraine when they feel like it. I would expect if this is what Putin orders it will be a significant strike. And if Putin believes NATO and/or the US was involved in any aspect of the drone attack, he'll dish out some payback on that account too. Probably some asymmetrical horseshit like cutting fiber-optic cables under the Atlantic or disabling pipelines we're using. Or if he's really pissed at us, something a bit more unnerving. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (Q4IgG) 206
One note from the first round of presidential voting last month (numbers from yesterday haven't been released yet): Nawrocki narrowly lost to Trzaskowski among under-40s, but only because a bunch of those threw their support to other candidates even further to the right. Among 18-29 voters, a far-right candidate (who then supported Nawrocki for the second round) trounced all the others, with 35% of the vote.
Poland looks to still be in good hands demographically. Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2025 12:57 PM (jGGMD) 207
>>Polish broads are cray.
Friend of mine has a wife that emigrated here from Poland. She is simultaneously plain looking and incredibly attractive. I have never been able to work out why that is. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 12:57 PM (hJb7m) 208
Russians had rights to travel into Ukraine under the Soviet Union. When it crumbled, some Russians moved to Ukraine, some to Belarus and some just to different parts of Russia
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2025 12:57 PM (AcTAo) 209
I bought a pack of batteries. It came batteries not included.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:57 PM (Zz0t1) 210
>>> 196 moves tons of Russians into easter Ukraine
MOVED tons of Russians into EASTERN Ukraine sorry I need a new keyboard here Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (Pv3Rg) and history lessons, from someone other than your Uke friends maybe ? just guessing Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (g47mK) That sounds consistent with "Uncle Joe" Stalin's efforts to starve as many Ukrainians as possible, to follow-up by moving in some Russians. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 12:57 PM (QRFVs) Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (5hfjS) 212
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when I have physical racks to browse. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (hJb7m) _______ *looks away* *whistles casually* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (Eznfs) https://tinyurl.com/bdcmsvp2 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (bss/y) 213
Well Sponge, did you see it (First World Problems thread) with comments? :-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (O7YUW) I'm looking into it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (Zz0t1) 214
you can keep saying this but I have friends who are: Polish, Russian, Uke (and other similar). I know some Ukrainian myself. it is basically Polish. Russian is COMPLETELY different!
Posted by: Black Orchid As I said, I am talking in historical terms, not present-day ones. Ukrainian has become more Polish-like over time, but it is still, historically, a sister language of Russian. It's kind of like how English and German are closely related historically, but English sometimes looks and sounds more like French because of the immense influence of French on English following the Norman Conquest of England. Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (77rzZ) 215
(But he was a native Ukrainian speaker; so maybe he had Russian experience in his background too.)
that's what it sounds like; a lot do. my one friend used to work for State, native Ukrainian speaker (born there) but speaks Polish (obvs), Russian as well. and he's not like a translator he just grew up having to basically know Russian. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (Pv3Rg) 216
I think it's more likely than not that the US helped Ukraine in that attack, at Trump's insistence.
He was pissed with Putin last week. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (cD1dp) I hope not. Attacking Russia's nuclear capability forces Putin into a "use them or lose them" calculation, justifying their use against anyone on team Ukraine. Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (Dnobf) 217
Polish broads are cray.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (Zz0t1) So... they're women, huh? That's good to know. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (bss/y) 218
Turns out Karol is a guy.
Posted by: In case you were wondering at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (1Bqlg) Posted by: Ped Xing at June 02, 2025 12:59 PM (nTU6m) 220
So, he'll open the borders to Putin and make Poland part of Russia?
_________________ How to tell us you don't know squat about Poland without saying so in so many words. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2025 12:59 PM (YqDXo) 221
...I have physical racks to browse.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (hJb7m) This will come as a surprise to many Morons. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 12:59 PM (mWSu4) Posted by: Steven Wright at June 02, 2025 12:59 PM (5hfjS) 223
>>> 201 164 As I understand it Polish speakers can somewhat converse with Ukranians whereas Russian speakers cannot.
Posted by: polynikes This was not my experience. I was at Huachuca after DLI for Russian. One of my buddies there was a Ukrainian speaker. He could understand most of what I said in Russian; I could understand about 30 to 40 percent of his Uke gibberish. (But he was a native Ukrainian speaker; so maybe he had Russian experience in his background too.) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (gNBgg) How do the accents compare? I've heard that *written* Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are easy to understand for native speakers of any of the three, but the Swedes and Norwegians have a hard time understanding spoken Danish. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (QRFVs) 224
https://tinyurl.com/bdcmsvp2
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 12:58 PM (bss/y) I did check your nic first before I clicked on that... Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (wtvvX) 225
Lindsey Graham was purportedly in Ukraine days prior to the drone attack. No word on who else was there. The Ukes are all over the socials describing how they pulled this stunt off. Not good OPSEC. So... they probably had help.
Russia has a pretty good supply of non-nuclear cruise missiles and ballistic missiles they can ready and launch at Ukraine when they feel like it. I would expect if this is what Putin orders it will be a significant strike. And if Putin believes NATO and/or the US was involved in any aspect of the drone attack, he'll dish out some payback on that account too. Probably some asymmetrical horseshit like cutting fiber-optic cables under the Atlantic or disabling pipelines we're using. Or if he's really pissed at us, something a bit more unnerving. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2025 12:56 PM (Q4IgG) I sure hope Graham was fellating the Ukes (and the Brits and Germans who are on the ground), and it gets back to Trump that he's being undermined by that fairy. Try him for treason. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (dGCAG) 226
I put some instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, stochastic trivia consultant at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (PiwSw) 227
216 I think it's more likely than not that the US helped Ukraine in that attack, at Trump's insistence.
yeah I think we did do that thing PDJT is pissed at Putin now. should be interesting. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (Pv3Rg) 228
That sounds consistent with "Uncle Joe" Stalin's efforts to starve as many Ukrainians as possible, to follow-up by moving in some Russians.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 12:57 PM (QRFVs) you don't even know who Khmelnytsky is do you Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (g47mK) Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (IDphi) 230
221 ...I have physical racks to browse.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (hJb7m) This will come as a surprise to many Morons. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 12:59 PM (mWSu4) Well, ace does have shelving. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (bss/y) Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 01:01 PM (77rzZ) 232
I remember when all we knew about Ukraine was hot models.
We should go back to that. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 12:54 PM (dGCAG) ------------ AKA BioLabs. / Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 01:01 PM (kJDi6) 233
>>Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 12:59 PM (mWSu4)
Glad to see we didn't lose you to the 'Football' Celebrations. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 01:01 PM (hJb7m) 234
history started before Stalin, you know, or the USSR
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 01:01 PM (g47mK) 235
Man [the Boulder burner] shouted "You f*cking Zionists kill my people so I kill you!"
- If you squint just right, you can almost see a motive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? 236
The last time a Pole named Karol won a surprise election he took the name John Paul II.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2025 01:01 PM (od0dV) 237
holy heck me too Sharon! and the kids are all home! I've been hanging wash on lines old school
mine was the stupid motherboard got friend SAMSUNG SUCKS Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 12:50 PM Mine went out in the fall, but I didn't want to waste Christmas vacation time getting a repair dude in. It's been drying racks and hanging bars since then. Going to take vacation in a couple weeks and will schedule someone. I hope it's repairable. It's an old-school Maytag. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2025 01:01 PM (fxCK2) 238
Karol is like Charles !
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 01:02 PM (g47mK) 239
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
Posted by: Kung Fu fighting at June 02, 2025 01:02 PM (1Bqlg) 240
>>Man [the Boulder burner] shouted "You f*cking Zionists kill my people so I kill you!"
We may never know the True Motive, though. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 01:02 PM (hJb7m) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 02, 2025 01:02 PM (ES1Rb) 242
Going to take vacation in a couple weeks and will schedule someone. I hope it's repairable. It's an old-school Maytag.
oh God yes. fix it! Maytags are great. I meant the motherboard got fried btw. lol why does a DRYER need a MOTHERBOARD?!?! it's perfectly fine but I can't use it. so dumb. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (Pv3Rg) 243
Actor Jonathan Joss -- John Redcorn, best known for his work in the animated series "King of the Hill" -- has died after being shot by a neighbor in Texas, TMZ has learned.
I guess Dale finally figured it out and got his revenge. Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (ipqug) Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (Pv3Rg) 245
history started before Stalin, you know, or the USSR
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 01:01 PM (g47mK) I don't get your point . Is what she saying true or not about Stalin and the USSR? Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (VofaG) 246
When's the last time "zionists" were killing egyptians? '67? '68? My knowledge of that region's military history is fuzzy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (VoAdT) 247
>>> 228 That sounds consistent with "Uncle Joe" Stalin's efforts to starve as many Ukrainians as possible, to follow-up by moving in some Russians.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 12:57 PM (QRFVs) you don't even know who Khmelnytsky is do you Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (g47mK) No, I don't, but can you explain how that makes it unlikely that Stalin might have encouraged Russians to move to the Ukraine? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (QRFVs) Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (Pv3Rg) 249
How do you do, fellow kids?
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (0HaGk) 250
Glad to see we didn't lose you to the 'Football' Celebrations.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 01:01 PM (hJb7m) Yeah... Football. It's actually not a huge deal in Paris. We heard from friends who say they just avoid the riots and don't worry about it too much. But...while the UK is going first, I have very little optimism for France. Notre Dame will be a mosque in the next 100 years. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (mWSu4) 251
https://tinyurl.com/bdcmsvp2
Posted by: Aetius451AD ------------- * channels TJM * "Chipped front tooth -- Would. Not. Bang." Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (kJDi6) 252
240 >>Man [the Boulder burner] shouted "You f*cking Zionists kill my people so I kill you!"
We may never know the True Motive, though. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 01:02 PM (hJb7m) He should have been shot, but he did the 'I KEEL YOU' meme. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (bss/y) 253
I think it's more likely than not that the US helped Ukraine in that attack, at Trump's insistence.
-------- yeah I think we did do that thing PDJT is pissed at Putin now. should be interesting. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (Pv3Rg) He wasn't pissed. Do you not know who you're talking about? Trump does this. He "gets mad" at someone, insults them, and then sits down to negotiate. Does it make ANY sense for Trump to launch a strike like this at Russia, just as they're about to sit down at the table? It should be damned obvious whoever approved this strike was trying to undermine the talks. Why in the world would Trump want that? Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 01:04 PM (dGCAG) 254
But...while the UK is going first, I have very little optimism for France. Notre Dame will be a mosque in the next 100 years. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (mWSu4) Too many zeros. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 01:04 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 01:05 PM (0HaGk) 256
I thought "Tusk" was a Fleetwood Mac song
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2025 01:05 PM (VoK2l) 257
I think runner just hates Ukrainians and that's ok. honestly tho I usually try to support his opinions but the tack he's taking here makes me question that?
I am only telling you what the Ukrainians and others I know in the diaspora tell me. and it's all this. they're not all lying. I'm not saying they're perfect people and it's fine to suspect them of antisemitism or whatever. but holy hell they are SO not Russian, the western Ukrainians. and yet they are verrrry similar to the diaspora Poles and other slavs. ya know? Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:05 PM (Pv3Rg) 258
I have to agree that I don't think Trump had knowledge much less helped with the attack.
Im sure though they used Starlink in some fashion. Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 01:06 PM (VofaG) 259
Notre Dame will be a mosque in the next 100 years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (mWSu4) ------------- Outré Shame. Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 01:06 PM (kJDi6) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 01:07 PM (Eznfs) 261
you don't even know who Khmelnytsky is do you
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (g47mK) A f*cking Cossack. Killed lots and lots of Jews. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 01:07 PM (mWSu4) 262
It is funny, the Ukes are allowed to exterminate the Russians in Ukraine because they moved there 50 years before Ukraine got their independence ago, however the Muslims in Israel almost all of whom moved there about 50 years before Israel's independence are the "natives" who have been "colonized"...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 01:07 PM (t0Rmr) 263
lets hear it again , snobs, "Trump Always Chickens Out," you know, NPR, condescending racists: TACO.
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 02, 2025 01:07 PM (QSrLX) 264
but holy hell they are SO not Russian, the western Ukrainians. and yet they are verrrry similar to the diaspora Poles and other slavs. ya know?
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:05 PM (Pv3Rg) Sounds like a regional squabble. Not worth one drop of American blood or one dime of American treasure. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 01:07 PM (dGCAG) 265
There are many Polish inscriptions inside the barrel.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 01:08 PM (qHYlB) 266
>>> 257 I think runner just hates Ukrainians and that's ok. honestly tho I usually try to support his opinions but the tack he's taking here makes me question that?
I am only telling you what the Ukrainians and others I know in the diaspora tell me. and it's all this. they're not all lying. I'm not saying they're perfect people and it's fine to suspect them of antisemitism or whatever. but holy hell they are SO not Russian, the western Ukrainians. and yet they are verrrry similar to the diaspora Poles and other slavs. ya know? Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:05 PM (Pv3Rg) Well some people probably think *I* hate Ukrainians when in fact I hate Zelensky and his Clown World supporters in our "intel" agencies. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 01:08 PM (QRFVs) 267
It should be damned obvious whoever approved this strike was trying to undermine the talks. Why in the world would Trump want that?
I can think of reasons why Burt. And I'm not stupid and neither is Trump. but is capable of taking a pound of flesh when warranted. I have young sons and want no war! I still trust that Trump is trying to avoid that. but you might imagine that Putin WOULD respond to a show of force, and in the long run that might go better than just not doing anything at all. I don't know, but this is what I can imagine. I have a lot of Eastern European friends and have for my whole life. They think differently. Trump thinking flexibly can only help. maybe he had nothing to do with it! I am not saying I know. I'm saying I could see him having us help. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:08 PM (Pv3Rg) 268
MS-13 just needs better messaging.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2025 01:09 PM (EZ80O) 269
but holy hell they are SO not Russian, the western Ukrainians. and yet they are verrrry similar to the diaspora Poles and other slavs. ya know?
In the last mostly free and fair elections the Ukes had back in 2010(?) the western Ukes votes for a pro-EU candidate and the Eastern Ukes voted for a pro-Russian candidate, the latter winning. Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 01:09 PM (t0Rmr) 270
Well some people probably think *I* hate Ukrainians when in fact I hate Zelensky and his Clown World supporters in our "intel" agencies.
yeah Helena I walk a narrow line with this in real life. I've lost friends who I know normally would understand the problems with Z. it's a whole mess. just hoping the cease fire talks work Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:09 PM (Pv3Rg) 271
I thought "Tusk" was a Fleetwood Mac song
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2025 01:05 PM (VoK2l) -------------- A giant marketing ploy to sell condoms. Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 01:10 PM (kJDi6) 272
248 Prime Minister Donald Tusk.
my guess is, not Polish. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:03 PM (Pv3Rg) Frederic Chopin? Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 02, 2025 01:10 PM (DEWB+) 273
Tusk reminds me of the Rick and Morty Elon Tusk episode.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 01:10 PM (VofaG) 274
Tusk spent his time rounding up political opponents and felating Brussels. He has to be a bit worried as even with the full cheat machine engaged his flunkie lost.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 01:10 PM (t0Rmr) 275
>>> 261 you don't even know who Khmelnytsky is do you
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2025 01:00 PM (g47mK) A f*cking Cossack. Killed lots and lots of Jews. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 01:07 PM (mWSu4) Ah. "He seems nice." Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 01:11 PM (QRFVs) 276
Afternoon ace.
How long until the EU nullifies the Polish election saying their are right wing voting irregularities? The EU won't let this stand Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (Qrxbh) 277
One question I have about this "strike" against Russia....
So what? There's no deal. The war is still on. Neither side is under any obligation yet to stop trying to win. If there were already an agreed upon ceasefire, then we'd have a damn ceasefire and there would be nothing to agree on agreeing to discuss agreeing on, because they'd have already done so. My biggest annoyance with this stupid ass war that has nothing to do with me is the amount of whining and bitching and tattle-taling going on. Just please one of you shut the fuck up and win, already, and quit all the fake ass puffed up bitching. It's pathetic. One guy is mooching around for coke money while the other is trying to min-max the asshole out of the whole debacle just to see what the absolute cheapest price tag you can possibly have on a war victory is, time and lives be damned. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (VoAdT) 278
The ukes have now proof of concept. Now our bases are shown to be vulnerable especially when the chinks now own land near many of our airbases.
Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (IDphi) 279
HOLY SMOKES: CNN veteran pollster is completely FLABBERGASTED by new polling that reveals how Democrats are failing even FURTHER behind.
"How is that possible, Democrats?!" https://shorturl.at/oIRE2 - Well, maybe if you pranced around like a fag in a frying pan more, maybe you could change that all around.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? 280
Sitting in Barnes and Noble while Her Majesty gets her nails done. The History selection gets worse and worse.
- America sucks - White people suck - Our ideals are a mockery - Our history is a fraud - This is a dark and bloody land - Blacks, women and gays accomplished everything Which is encouraging when you consider that what sells (to publishers if not to actual readers) is contrarianism. Every on of those books is there because they know it's a minority opinion. Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (/y8xj) 281
anyway this is why I stay out of anything here re: Ukraine.
and btw I don't like Z at all and think the people of Ukraine have been put through the wringer and all of this sucks! but best to stay out I will shut up now Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (Pv3Rg) 282
>>> 270 Well some people probably think *I* hate Ukrainians when in fact I hate Zelensky and his Clown World supporters in our "intel" agencies.
== yeah Helena I walk a narrow line with this in real life. I've lost friends who I know normally would understand the problems with Z. it's a whole mess. just hoping the cease fire talks work Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:09 PM (Pv3Rg) Right??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (QRFVs) 283
I can think of reasons why Burt. And I'm not stupid and neither is Trump. but is capable of taking a pound of flesh when warranted.
I have young sons and want no war! I still trust that Trump is trying to avoid that. but you might imagine that Putin WOULD respond to a show of force, and in the long run that might go better than just not doing anything at all. I don't know, but this is what I can imagine. Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:08 PM (Pv3Rg) What premise there is for continuing this war, from the Ukrainian side, ONLY makes sense if you're going to commit Nato troops. Otherwise, the clock is ticking on how much longer Ukraine can hold out. And the ONLY reasons they've held on this long is because we fund everything they do... and the Russians are waiting for us to come to our senses. If they decide we're not going to do that, if they think Trump is an idiot, being dragged further into this, they'll just level Kiev, and have a surrender ceremony in the smoking ruins of the Ukrainian capitol. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (dGCAG) 284
Hello friends! Did you enjoy your weekend?
...... My grandson passed tryouts for the Junior Lifeguard Program. So, yes I did, thanks for asking. Posted by: wth at June 02, 2025 01:13 PM (v0R5T) 285
The British government of 1945 managed to keep the Ukrainian Waffen SS division from falling into Soviet hands.
The same British government did turn over to the Soviets the Lienz Cossacks. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2025 01:14 PM (VoK2l) 286
Hello friends! Did you enjoy your weekend?
...... I did paint the toilet room......but the tape pulled up some of the paint, so I have more work to do. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 01:14 PM (Zz0t1) 287
Donald Tusk, Elon Musk, Donald Trump and Donald Duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve U."
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2025 01:14 PM (pMi6S) 288
Astronomers photograph distant red titty planet:
https://tinyurl.com/4hvtrk2f Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 02, 2025 01:14 PM (xWfc4) 289
Re. Russian Attack -
In the Previous Trump Administration, the DOD Brass undermined his orders explicitly. How much more pull do we believe Trump would have with the NATO Brass? I'd look to Germany, France and Britain for the culprits, here. Yes. We are footing the bill. But NATO is likely responsible for the advanced targeting and satellite assistance. Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 01:15 PM (hJb7m) 290
This was not my experience. I was at Huachuca after DLI for Russian.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls You were a Russian linguist, too? WTH were you doing at Huachuca? Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 01:15 PM (77rzZ) 291
just hoping the cease fire talks work
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2025 01:09 PM (Pv3Rg) Right??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (QRFVs) That's the problem, there isn't going to be a cease fire. Russia is going to insist on a deal that keeps Ukraine out of Nato, allows them to keep territory, and whatever else they decide. With each passing day, the deal gets worse. For Ukraine. And everyone whispering in Trump's ear, telling him he can get a "cease fire" deal is lying to him. Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 01:15 PM (dGCAG) 292
Hello friends! Did you enjoy your weekend?
Except for anti-Semitic illegal alien terrorists setting Holocaust survivors on fire in Boulder, it was OK. Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2025 01:16 PM (pMi6S) 293
290 This was not my experience. I was at Huachuca after DLI for Russian.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls You were a Russian linguist, too? WTH were you doing at Huachuca? Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 01:15 PM (77rzZ) Interrogator school afterward. I was an orphan at DLI; everyone was signal. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2025 01:16 PM (gNBgg) 294
Actor Jonathan Joss -- John Redcorn, best known for his work in the animated series "King of the Hill" -- has died after being shot by a neighbor in Texas, TMZ has learned.
- Well, at least he died doing what he loved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? 295
I did paint the toilet room......but the tape pulled up some of the paint, so I have more work to do.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer ...... The you'll tape the other side, paint, and pull up some more paint. Posted by: wth at June 02, 2025 01:17 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 02, 2025 01:18 PM (xWfc4) 297
Man [the Boulder burner] shouted "You f*cking Zionists kill my people so I kill you!"
Given "I keeel you!" is the meme for how Muslims talk, that's actually kind of funny. Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2025 01:18 PM (2ocoG) 298
Interrogator school afterward. I was an orphan at DLI; everyone was signal.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Wow, interesting. Army? Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 01:18 PM (77rzZ) 299
Afternoon ace.
How long until the EU nullifies the Polish election saying their are right wing voting irregularities? The EU won't let this stand Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 01:12 PM (Qrxbh) ---------------- US District Clown Judge Bozoberg will beat them to it ... Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 01:19 PM (U6IIE) 300
nood
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 02, 2025 01:19 PM (xWfc4) 301
Man [the Boulder burner] shouted "You f*cking Zionists kill my people so I kill you!"
But remember assimilation is rayciss, so we need authentic, unassimilated immigrants...because as Jeb Bush said, they're just doing the jobs Americans won't...like killing Jewish people. Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 01:19 PM (t0Rmr) 302
Nawrocki / Trzaskowski
I vote for vowels. Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2025 01:19 PM (gKWVE) 303
217 Polish broads are cray.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 12:55 PM (Zz0t1) So... they're women, huh? That's good to know. Posted by: Aetius451AD American women aren't crazy!!!! Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at June 02, 2025 01:20 PM (JCZqz) 304
The weekend was great, but now I'm stuck here at work with a blistering hangover and a bad toothache.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2025 01:20 PM (v0R5T) 305
298 Interrogator school afterward. I was an orphan at DLI; everyone was signal.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Wow, interesting. Army? Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 01:18 PM (77rzZ) Kinda sorta. I was Army Reserve the whole time. But DLI+ put me on active duty for long enough that I may as well have enlisted fulltime. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2025 01:20 PM (gNBgg) 306
Actor Jonathan Joss -- John Redcorn, best known for his work in the animated series "King of the Hill" -- has died after being shot by a neighbor in Texas, TMZ has learned.
---------------- Isn't it time for some common-sense assault neighbor control? Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 01:21 PM (U6IIE) 307
I'm a white guy trying to publish his first novel. I don't have any of that. The book does have a strong central character who is a lady, though. She's a female white labrador, though, so that doesn't seem to count.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 12:40 PM (iFTx/) It depends on what the genre is. I've found a few indie presses who are open to male authors. Mostly scifi and fantasy, though. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2025 12:47 PM (0eaVi) ____ Yea, I'm aware of that and will try that too. Thanks. My book isn't really sci-fi or fantasy, although it has fantasy elements. The thing is the reader and characters don't realize that until big reveals towards the end. For 2/3 the book, its a "normal" coming-of-age story -- albeit a fantastical one with talking animals -- with only hints that things may not be what they seem. Then the reveal that the characters have been living in a fantasy world the entire time, without them (or the reader) knowing it. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 01:23 PM (iFTx/) 308
" the Soviets moves tons of Russians into eastern Ukraine to dilute the native population and increase Rus control over those pesky slavs. so right now you have a lot of Rus/Russian speaking people living in Ukraine, especially to the east."
So the "Ukrainian's" in the East that Ukraine as fighting before the war, were really "Russian invaders"? Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2025 01:24 PM (vbXSk) 309
That was Stalin's plan to change Ukrainians into Russians
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2025 01:27 PM (+qU29) Posted by: ... at June 02, 2025 01:27 PM (EZ80O) 311
Poland has always had to deal with interference, from Russia in its post Soviet says, and now from the communist EU.
If thr country was able to just get the facts and have an actual democratic election, you'd see another 90s type election like with Lech, where the far right candidate gets 70%+ of the vote. Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2025 01:33 PM (qGJBb) 312
bulg is right regarding Ukrainian being closer to Russian than Ukrainian is to Polish.
Slavic noun declension, verbs of motion, and the like are one thing. Polish consonants are next level. Posted by: Harlock at June 02, 2025 01:37 PM (55KD0) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.066 seconds. |
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