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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ciampino - another tricky one at May 30, 2025 10:00 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 10:00 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Adriane the Lack of Vacuum Critic. . . at May 30, 2025 10:00 PM (cvnK8)
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Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 30, 2025 10:01 PM (crzDU)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 30, 2025 10:01 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2025 10:01 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:01 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 30, 2025 10:02 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 30, 2025 10:04 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: TRex at May 30, 2025 10:05 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2025 10:06 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Ciampino - another tricky one at May 30, 2025 10:06 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 30, 2025 10:07 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:07 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2025 10:08 PM (cYBz/)
BTW...yes my friends, I am a chicken tender🤪🤪
Good evening good pals...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:08 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 30, 2025 10:08 PM (hftn9)
Idiot that I am I nooded here instead of the cafe.
Posted by: Ciampino - another tricky one passed at May 30, 2025 10:08 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 30, 2025 10:01 PM (cCn4/)
Coming soon, to an International House of Potatoes near you, the new Vodkamobile!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 30, 2025 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: ... at May 30, 2025 10:09 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: Ciampino
On the plus side, we can't be reminded enough.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2025 10:09 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Bulg at May 30, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mikeski the Gen X latchkey kid at May 30, 2025 10:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Don't sweat it. The winner swag bag ain't that good.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:10 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Ciampino - another tricky one passed at May 30, 2025 10:08 PM (sPQoU)
It's the thought that counts.
Just like Democrats.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:10 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:12 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Bulg at May 30, 2025 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:01 PM (FPGXM)
To paraphrase Forged In Fire, there can be only 1 first on the ONT and that comes with a check--wait, what?
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:12 PM (gKDq2)
Just like Democrats.
Posted by: RickZ
Gotta disagree....there is no thought process with those clowns.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)
I guess this is where we do disagree. The Dems are very thoughtful when it comes to stealing our money. They are rather ingenious, the bastards.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:14 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Winston, trying to think up a new nic at May 30, 2025 10:14 PM (PBwDQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2025 10:15 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:15 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 10:15 PM (ypFCm)
The tanker trucks - top of the line meme. Love it thank you.
The Groj Sale is wonderful. Has been here before but with a different graphic. There's a canoe sale also funny but I can't remember the theme details.
GREAT STUFF
Posted by: Ciampino - another Friday night at May 30, 2025 10:15 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Stateless.. 5% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 30, 2025 10:15 PM (jvJvP)
So, Brian Stelter has his own day?
Jake teh Faje will be mad.
Posted by: Winston, trying to think up a new nic at May 30, 2025 10:14 PM (PBwDQ)
It's Hillary's favorite day, Liquid Potato Day.
I'm sure Bill had somewhere else to be today.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:16 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 10:16 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Skip
The Paolo thinks you are, as you say, fishing for his response.
Posted by: Paolo at May 30, 2025 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
I believe it is a hot air engine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 10:17 PM (avO2P)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 30, 2025 10:01 PM (cCn4/)
Heh!
I'm growing taters in my garden box and they're looking awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Astros walk it off against the Rays, 2-1, with Framber Valdez throwing an 83 pitch complete game.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:18 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
I believe it is a hot air engine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 10:17 PM (avO2P)
I'm not so sure. Have never seen anyone on The View work that hard.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:18 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Skip
Wouldn't anything electrical also be an issue?
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 10:18 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Ciampino - another tricky one passed at May 30, 2025 10:08 PM (sPQoU)
It's the thought that counts.
Just like Democrats.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:10 PM (gKDq2)
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I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or a slur! Hmm!
Posted by: Ciampino - another decision to make at May 30, 2025 10:19 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2025 10:19 PM (D7oie)
Hi honey!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
{{{Marie}}} Greetings! As one chicken tender to another! I do believe there is a whole raft of us here.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:19 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:20 PM (FPGXM)
Okay, that sounds perverted, but the entire thing was totally chaste.
Now that I think about it, using the word "chaste" there makes the entire explanation seem even more sus. ("Sus" is how the kids these days say "suspicious," if my grandchildren are to be believed.)
Alright, I was on the teeter-totter with a tarsier. Totally normal. Stop staring at me like that.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2025 10:20 PM (YTVnS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:21 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 30
I am so sorry. I will pray for your comfort and for his family.
Posted by: Piper at May 30, 2025 10:21 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:21 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: Abi at May 30, 2025 10:21 PM (PvK0J)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2025 10:21 PM (YTVnS)
Interesting Jamie.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2025 10:21 PM (cYBz/)
Alright, I was on the teeter-totter with a tarsier. Totally normal.
__________
*stares, horrified*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:22 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
I believe it is a hot air engine.
My guess is it's a furnace for melting metals/ores.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2025 10:22 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:18 PM (
Was at the Mariners game last night when their tenth inning collapse was epic...in an ugly kind of way.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:22 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Case at May 30, 2025 10:23 PM (a1g6Z)
Neal Stephenson in Show Crash has it beat. YT's protection down there well it came with a sting that sedated the Russian with the glass knives and nuclear bomb sidecar.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:23 PM (x2fg+)
*raft*... can't put my girls on raft....a spit now...who can tell...
They do quit layin' after a while...how to cook 'em...hmmmm....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:24 PM (FPGXM)
youtu.be/HP3RnCkNIPE
Posted by: gKWVE at May 30, 2025 10:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: RickZ
I think evil is instinctual with those people, no thought process needed. We may need to place them in some secure area where we can study them and section their brains.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:24 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:21 PM (QnmlO)
Professor Doofinsmertz would be proud.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2025 10:24 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Stateless..
Great Disney song!
Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze
...
It means no rape for the rest of your days
...
It's our rape-free philosophy
...
Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata?
Yeah. It's our motto!
What's a motto?
Nothing. What's a-motto with you?
Those two words will solve all your problems
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 30, 2025 10:25 PM (qpyNK)
Neal Stephenson in Show Crash has it beat. YT's protection down there well it came with a sting that sedated the Russian with the glass knives and nuclear bomb sidecar.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:23 PM (x2fg+)
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Ah yes, and she forgot about it while she was having sex with him. But he was the forgiving sort and didn't hold it against her when he finally woke up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:25 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025
I really struggle to like people on many occasions. This is disgusting. She sold her to a healer for her hair and eyes. They have never found the body.
Posted by: Piper at May 30, 2025 10:25 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Bulg at May 30, 2025 10:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025
I really struggle to like people on many occasions. This is disgusting. She sold her to a healer for her hair and eyes. They have never found the body.
Posted by: Piper
It's their culture, and we cannot judge them!
Which is fine with me; sometimes summary execution is acceptable.
Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2025 10:26 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 30, 2025 10:27 PM (etTpa)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 10:27 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2025 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
__________________________
Either a popcorn maker or a crematorium for dwarves.
Maybe both
Posted by: Orson at May 30, 2025 10:28 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 30, 2025 10:28 PM (QRFVs)
Posted by: Zip Code Moves The Mail at May 30, 2025 10:28 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at May 30, 2025 10:29 PM (3AwA+)
I didn't know Mexican brujas had moved to South Africa.
The 'woman' and the witchdoctor need to be run through a woodchipper.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:29 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I have the chicken retirement plan here. They just hang out till they're called to that great roost in the sky. Besides, old layers are only good for soup.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:29 PM (TfUTr)
The bug burger guy was disturbing. Like, his internet history is nightmare fuel disturbing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 30, 2025 10:29 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 30, 2025 10:30 PM (qpyNK)
OSHA ran away screaming, possibly after having ignited its hair.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 30, 2025 10:28 PM (QRFVs)
__________
"We have a deadline. Get this job done. I don't care how." - Some supervisor
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:30 PM (QnmlO)
I have suddenly come to the conclusion that GenX does not get nearly enough hate. They’re mostly not involved in the Generation Wars, so I think everyone looks on them sorta positively.
This has clearly gone to their heads. They are full of undeserved self-regard.
Perhaps Boomers and Millennials should put aside our differences and slay this beast.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:30 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Piper at May 30, 2025 10:25 PM (pZEOD)
I'm sure that child's body has already been consumed in some witchcraft 'cure'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:31 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 30, 2025 10:31 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2025 10:31 PM (pgtZ4)
Posted by: Worry Wart at May 30, 2025 10:31 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2025 10:32 PM (GM4rl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:29 PM (x2fg+)
Twice.
Posted by: Piper at May 30, 2025 10:32 PM (pZEOD)
Thank you.
I was thinking about that but am working around the house.
Posted by: Stateless.. 5% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 30, 2025 10:32 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 30, 2025 10:31 PM (ZVgZ4)
What’s that?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:33 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:33 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Piper at May 30, 2025 10:25 PM (pZEOD)
Not a "healer". A witch doctor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 10:35 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: Bulg at May 30, 2025 10:35 PM (77rzZ)
Neal Stephenson in Show Crash has it beat. YT's protection down there well it came with a sting that sedated the Russian with the glass knives and nuclear bomb sidecar.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:23 PM (x2fg+)
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Ah yes, and she forgot about it while she was having sex with him. But he was the forgiving sort and didn't hold it against her when he finally woke up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:25 PM (GlyvH)
I read that when I was, like, 13 or something and it really left a vivid imprint on me.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:36 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2025 10:32 PM (GM4rl)
It did have a water line carrying a trickle of water. I sort of think he knew what he was doing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 10:36 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Twice.
Posted by: Piper
And you could sell the resulting slurry to a witchdoctor.
Posted by: mikeski just grossed himself out at May 30, 2025 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:30 PM (yd2/I)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, wait, you're serious?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2025 10:36 PM (YTVnS)
7.5 out of 10
The .5 is because they print horrible Dad Jokes on the stick.
Posted by: Orson at May 30, 2025 10:36 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:36 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Zip Code Moves The Mail at May 30, 2025 10:28 PM (G5+As)
Right on both counts. And the pedals are arranged so that you can drive it seated or standing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 10:37 PM (2FypW)
Dude was smoking a cigarette while cutting the wall with that enormous wheel. I'm gonna guess safety is not high on his priority list.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2025 10:37 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:33 PM (QnmlO)
Looks like you can get a 16" ChiCom model from Vevor for around $240.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 30, 2025 10:38 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 30, 2025 10:38 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:33 PM (QnmlO)
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Would you really trust a saw like that from Harbor Freight?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:38 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: Piper
Once. At 6 inches per hour. The last two feet can be at full speed since, well, you know.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:39 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 10:40 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:36 PM (yd2/I)
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It is a bit disturbing, especially when you consider that YT was only 15 while Raven was in his mid-thirties or so. Technically, it was statutory rape, even though it was consensual. Not that anyone in Snow Crash would prosecute it as such, being a post-governmental collapse society where MegaCorps rule the day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:40 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: Local 257 UBCJA at May 30, 2025 10:40 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2025 10:40 PM (pgtZ4)
That will be my conundrum come TX time.
I may have try and train my neighbor, but chickens scare her😛...
I think I can leave them lots of food and water - I only have 2 now since a fox came around
and feasted on the other 2....
They are well protected now. I just gotta keep lots of food and water.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:41 PM (FPGXM)
He's just happy to be married even if she is a fat chick.
The bull's were happy to get some white even if she is a fat chick.
Do I need to denounce myself?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2025 10:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Optimus Prime at May 30, 2025 10:42 PM (Dnobf)
Apparently, it was 'a challenge.'
I have a really old painting in pretty bad shape of an ancient relative I have no idea who. Nice ancient circular frame.
Should I just pitch the picture?
Posted by: Stateless.. 5% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 30, 2025 10:42 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:42 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2025 10:43 PM (GM4rl)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:40 PM (GlyvH)
I know I’ll never look at a vaginally-inserted anti-rape device the same way again.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:43 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Zip Code Moves The Mail. at May 30, 2025 10:43 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I'll have you know our 12 year old line supervisor can spot defects from across the assembly floor.
Posted by: ChiCiom saws inc. at May 30, 2025 10:43 PM (TfUTr)
Alright, I was on the teeter-totter with a tarsier. Totally normal. Stop staring at me like that.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2025 10:20 PM (YTVnS)
Sure, you chased it for a while then it chased you for a while. Well, if there's opposable thumbs, go get you some!
Posted by: Bigfoot don't come 'round here no more at May 30, 2025 10:44 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2025 10:43 PM (GM4rl)
Micronite: the asbestos cigarette filter that stops other asbestos!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:44 PM (yd2/I)
Hell, The Simpsons made fun of us 30 years ago.
Gen X is the Honey Badger of made-up generational labels.
Whatever. I'm gonna go over here and drink some bourbon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 30, 2025 10:45 PM (0aYVJ)
The bug barbecue guy does a pretty good NPC face.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 30, 2025 10:45 PM (ES1Rb)
Interesting Jamie.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2025 10:21 PM (cYBz/)
That’s the headline but he nails it in the context.
Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 10:45 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:45 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:42 PM (QnmlO)
Maybe but they're better protectors than that husband with the obese wife and black kid.
Nobody's fucking with his harem.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:46 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 10:46 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:43 PM (yd2/I)
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Could be worse. The movie "Lady Terminator" features "an ancient sex goddess, seduces men before using a serpent that resides in her vagina to devour their penises." (Wikipedia).
I watched that movie in college. It's was WTF? from start to finish.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:46 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
How about if we only grew older but never grew up?
Asking for my wife. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2025 10:46 PM (cYBz/)
7 billion at the box office.
And I haven’t seen one of them.
Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 10:47 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:47 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:43 PM (yd2/I)
You have to hold the flashlight here. No, put the light on the.. Not like that! hold it lower SHINE THE FLASHLIGHT RIGHT HERE!
Posted by: Dad at May 30, 2025 10:47 PM (pIfcn)
Nobody's fucking with his harem.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:46 PM (gKDq2)
___________
Found that out when a neighbor asked me to feed his chickens while he and his wife were out of town.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2025 10:47 PM (QnmlO)
I was no longer angry.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (pgtZ4)
Posted by: Diogenes
Jeepers dude.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (mT+6a)
I watched that movie in college. It's was WTF? from start to finish.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:46 PM (GlyvH)
This sounds like the kind of movie I saw in my 20s. I was not into it, but I had friends who lived and breathed the ironically bad movie or TV show.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (yd2/I)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMCz1b2RxE
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 10:49 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at May 30, 2025 10:49 PM (GM4rl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:49 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Zip Code Moves The Mail. at May 30, 2025 10:43 PM (G5+As)
Honestly, no. When they converted their venerable flathead to overhead valves, they placed the valves too close together, and they almost invariably crack the head between the valve seats. The bore is only three inches. A good-running 170 is a sweet little engine, but their durability is sub-wonderful. Studebaker should have designed an OHC Hemi head with 4 little valves per cylinder. It would not have cost much more than the OHV head they designed, and the rev potential, and volumetric efficiency would have been much better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 10:49 PM (2FypW)
This has clearly gone to their heads. They are full of undeserved self-regard.
Perhaps Boomers and Millennials should put aside our differences and slay this beast.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
Sigh. Whatever.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 10:49 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 10:47 PM (VofaG)
Neither have I. And I don't play video games, either.
Realized today, while reading what's on the tv guide, that I have never seen 'Rocky'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:50 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (x2fg+)
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Heard of it, but never seen it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:50 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2025 10:50 PM (JkO4W)
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I'll own that, yeah.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 10:50 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:50 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Ciampino
ONT Morons are a tolerant bunch.
You may enrobe now.
Posted by: Miklos hopes it's a classy silk robe at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (K6h4I)
The last bit, when the Frolix alien shows up and starts "taking out" the Overmen and the New Men--PKD focuses instead on this tire-regroover and his obsession with a girl he just met.
PKD does this over and over in his books. He has a great premise and then delves down to the trivial bits. WHO CARES, STOP DOING THAT.
PKD was unmatched in world building, but he couldn't tell a story to save his life.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:50 PM (gKDq2)
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I had never watched any of the Rocky movies until a few years ago. A friend of mine finally convinced me to watch the first one. I thought it was a pretty good story. I can see why people really like it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (GlyvH)
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That movie was seriously bent, Anna. Seriously whacked.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 10:52 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Starring Candice Rialson as Penelope at May 30, 2025 10:52 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Cicero
Or a good Procrastination Workshop
Posted by: unmotivated Miklos at May 30, 2025 10:52 PM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (x2fg+)
It bites.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2025 10:53 PM (0eaVi)
Perhaps Boomers and Millennials should put aside our differences and slay this beast.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
The dreaded tag team of "chasing us off their lawns" and "pwning us in Call of Duty."
Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2025 10:53 PM (DgGvY)
https://mol.im/a/14765113
Posted by: Ciampino - just go away FJB at May 30, 2025 10:53 PM (sPQoU)
---Umm...yeah!
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 30, 2025 10:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2025 10:54 PM (PqUrB)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 30, 2025 10:54 PM (TfUTr)
Got in a pretty nice little Sega PVC figure of Arthur Pencilgon from Shangri-La Frontier.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:54 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: Anna Puma
And, like here, the buyer remains nameless and not charged.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2025 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Hugh Grant refused to list it on his resume. That should tell you all you need to know.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2025 10:55 PM (GM4rl)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 10:49 PM (elaR+)
Your ironic detachment will not save you from the camps. It will be nothing but earnestness. You’ll watch It’s A Beautiful Life every day, Xie.
There are no GenZ here to offend, so: what the hell is with White Claw. Too sweet, too strong. I just want a sugar-free seltzer water with fruit taste and booze. Like La Croix and vodka.
Added sugar!? Good God, haven’t the Zoomers discovered aspartame yet? Are they trying to kill us?!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, una cosa stupida at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Stateless.. 5% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
The dreaded tag team of "chasing us off their lawns" and "pwning us in Call of Duty."
Posted by: mikeski
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Boomer Millennial Gen X Taylor Lorenz at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (K6h4I)
Gen X is the Honey Badger of made-up generational labels.
Whatever. I'm gonna go over here and drink some bourbon.
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They're just jealous of us, dude.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (XjTSo)
This be true. However I only have hens. My neighbor is just afraid of any chicken. She's a wonderful neighbor; unfortunately her news comes from the 'View'....take it from there....🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (x2fg+)
I’ve seen most of them. Balboa was surprisingly good.
Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 10:57 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (GlyvH)
From what I read, that movie was a labor of love by Stallone that took years to get done; he had to fight to keep the lead role in his own movie. I guess that's why the movie has the reputation it does. Do want to watch it and now that I know it's been on one non-premium cable channel, like the Terminator, it will be back.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:57 PM (gKDq2)
Weird.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 30, 2025 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2025 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Well, witch doctor, so probably part of the ANC get out the vote brigade.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 10:57 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (63Dwl)
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The organizers know their audience. There's always another one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2025 10:58 PM (JkO4W)
PKD was unmatched in world building, but he couldn't tell a story to save his life.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (CHHv1)
PKD had a serious drug problem, which explains a lot.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2025 10:58 PM (GM4rl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (FPGXM)
She should be used to looking after hens then. She's already experienced in watching them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 30, 2025 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 10:59 PM (VofaG)
Got in a pretty nice little Sega PVC figure of Arthur Pencilgon from Shangri-La Frontier.
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I can definitely see you as a Pencilgon fan.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 10:59 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2025 10:55 PM (GM4rl)
"Alan Smithee."
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 10:59 PM (gKDq2)
'Creepy moment Joe Biden leers towards TWO young female reporters.'
He still has a punchable face.
Posted by: Dr.Claw at May 30, 2025 11:00 PM (3wi/L)
That’s the one I hate the most.
Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 10:59 PM (VofaG)
Yours. Look, I don't make the rules here, I just enforce them.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2025 11:00 PM (D7oie)
Has the green new deal become the green new dildo?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 30, 2025 11:00 PM (fY84s)
https://mol.im/a/14754633
Posted by: Ciampino
Almost sounds like 'roid rage.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2025 11:00 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Hi, my name is Miklos, and I'm a commenter at May 30, 2025 11:01 PM (K6h4I)
PKD was unmatched in world building, but he couldn't tell a story to save his life.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (CHHv1)
Wow. When I have a take this hot, I usually save it for my bar of Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap. I don’t share it with the Internet. Bold move.
Lol. Seriously, though: I do like PKD. Some of his books are, but I like that so many follow unexpected paths. You have no idea where it’s going to go.
I love most of his work. It’s so rich and weird, but not too weird, usually.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:01 PM (yd2/I)
https://mol.im/a/14765571
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, chi ha filmato? at May 30, 2025 11:01 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 11:01 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 11:03 PM (x2fg+)
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Sometimes, the wardrobe in an old British house leads a person to Narnia or Middle-earth. Sometimes, it leads to an entirely different place.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 11:04 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 30, 2025 11:04 PM (fY84s)
We will kill or destroy anything we can't control.
It's just our way.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 10:16 PM (elaR+)
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I'm 56 and I still drink from the hose and have to be home as soon as the street lights come on. Once it has been verified that I am at home, I sneak out of the house again and go find my friends.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2025 11:04 PM (oNeeU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (FPGXM)
Then she should be comfortable around cackling hens.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 11:04 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2025 10:53 PM (DgGvY)
Team Fortress 2 and Counterstrike.
Call of Duty? Do I look like a normie?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:05 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Skip
https://tinyurl.com/566au8mu
Posted by: Musical Miklos at May 30, 2025 11:05 PM (K6h4I)
Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2025 11:05 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (FPGXM)
Then she should be comfortable around cackling hens.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 11:04 PM (gKDq2)
Comment of the Week material, there.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:05 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (FPGXM)
Then she should be comfortable around cackling hens.
Posted by: RickZ
NOMINATED
Posted by: Awards Committee Miklos at May 30, 2025 11:06 PM (K6h4I)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 11:06 PM (FPGXM)
"Why is there a pineapple between her legs?"
I don't wanna know.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 11:07 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: Boomer Millennial Gen X Taylor Lorenz
Throws on level 4 body armor, grabs AR10 with red dot and magnifier, grabs PASGT helmet with PVS-14 night vision..
Say when.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 11:07 PM (elaR+)
(Hi, Joe!)
This is my first meeting at Commenters Anonymous. My story is, I didn't think I had a problem. Then I realized I had just made my one millionth "First!" comment. I hope I can find some help here.
Posted by: Joe at CA at May 30, 2025 11:07 PM (GM4rl)
Journalist Glenn Greenwald sex tape
Glenn Greenwald sex tape
*shudder*
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:07 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Ciampino
Almost sounds like 'roid rage.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2025 11:00 PM (cYBz/)
Well, if the DM reporting is honest, the teens were not trespassing. They had made an effort to ask permission to use the lakefront for a photoshoot, and were in the process of writing a note to leave for the landowners. Actually, I am not sure on the law of trespass, but I believe it normally requires the property owner to demand that unwanted visitors leave, and refusal to do so constitutes trespass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 11:08 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 11:06 PM (FPGXM)
So rooster rape? Stew pot's not good enough for them.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 11:08 PM (gKDq2)
Perhaps Boomers and Millennials should put aside our differences and slay this beast.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
The dreaded tag team of "chasing us off their lawns" and "pwning us in Call of Duty."
Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2025 10:53 PM (DgGvY)
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My fellow Gen Xers challenge this coalition to a contest of jumping garbage cans on a Schwinn Stingray
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2025 11:08 PM (oNeeU)
Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2025 11:09 PM (pgtZ4)
Hey! Hold a seat for me and my pals!
Just watch out for the table that tilts....you'll need a pack o' matches to balance it....🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 11:10 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 11:11 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
keg stands first
Posted by: Miklos limbers up at May 30, 2025 11:12 PM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
I snuck out like that once.
Got caught.
Never, ever, did it again.
Back in the day parents were allowed to actually punish their children.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 11:12 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 10:56 PM (FPGXM)
She should be used to looking after hens then. She's already experienced in watching them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 30, 2025 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Bluebell the hen resents being compared to those stupid worthless bints. Can any of them produce a delicious, nutritious egg???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 30, 2025 11:13 PM (QRFVs)
Just watch out for the table that tilts....you'll need a pack o' matches to balance it....🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Kids' table AGAIN!!?
Posted by: petulant Lil' Miklos at May 30, 2025 11:13 PM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un'altra vittima at May 30, 2025 11:13 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
watch the show
We suck eggs!
Posted by: The View at May 30, 2025 11:14 PM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 10:30 PM (yd2/I)
Yawn. You Millennials are already mini-Boomers, that's nothing new.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 30, 2025 11:15 PM (ptnVq)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 30, 2025 11:15 PM (hKoQL)
https://mol.im/a/14766017
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un'altro zozzo at May 30, 2025 11:16 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
I snuck out like that once.
Got caught.
Never, ever, did it again.
Back in the day parents were allowed to actually punish their children.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 11:12 PM (elaR+)
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For all you Gen Zers and Millenials, by punish, he means BEAT
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2025 11:16 PM (oNeeU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Their fields of ovaries lie barren.
Posted by: L'Observateur at May 30, 2025 11:16 PM (K6h4I)
I think I have one 'roo. Named it 'Rudy' just in case it is latinx. The young ones voices haven't change but Rudy is already asshoe. Will get between me and the other chicks...
You know it's thinking, "When my nuts finally drop these chicks are all mine. Back off".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2025 11:17 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un po di sonno at May 30, 2025 11:18 PM (sPQoU)
Well, the hen house is a rockin', don't bother knockin'
If the hen house is a rockin', don't bother, come on in
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 30, 2025 11:18 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Their fields of ovaries lie barren.
Posted by: L'Observateur at May 30, 2025 11:16 PM (K6h4I)
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Powdered eggs suck
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (oNeeU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 30, 2025 10:51 PM (CHHv1)
Maybe he'd run out of drugs part way through the book. Then he'd have to get the manuscript out in a hurry so he could get money for...more drugs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (qpyNK)
Those children were deprived of the salutary effects of "Wait 'till you father gets home".
Posted by: Miklos has a Theory at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (K6h4I)
Posted by: mot at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (fIPNY)
"former Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams has won a €100,000 libel judgment against the BBC after a Dublin jury found that the broadcaster had falsely connected him to a 2006 Irish Republican Army killing."
Former leader and murder boss of the IRA.
Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (pgtZ4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 11:08 PM (2FypW)
In the U.S. trespass is automatic. IANAL, so bear with me, but you can be prosecuted for trespass for some pretty trivial things in the U.S. It’s possible they did something they could be arrested for. Would it be taken that far? Not likely.
But the law of self-defense is somewhat separate from that. There’s no state I’m aware of where his behavior would be legal. He had no reason to pull a weapon. Accident or not, he needs to be punished. He’s untrustworthy with weapons.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (yd2/I)
https://mol.im/a/14765571
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, chi ha filmato?
What, he was the bottom ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2025 11:21 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Miklos knows a lady at May 30, 2025 11:21 PM (K6h4I)
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They got rid of shop class for this shit
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2025 11:21 PM (oNeeU)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (yd2/I)
He seems to be unclear of the "keep your booger hook off the bang switch" concept.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 11:22 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 11:22 PM (ypFCm)
https://mol.im/a/14765571
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, chi ha filmato?
I have no fucks with which to give, better a guy sucking dick in a japanese schoolgirl outfit than a traitor hart schaffner marx, not that those are made now
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:24 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: javems at May 30, 2025 11:25 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:25 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 11:25 PM (FPGXM)
"former Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams has won a €100,000 libel judgment against the BBC after a Dublin jury found that the broadcaster had falsely connected him to a 2006 Irish Republican Army killing."
Former leader and murder boss of the IRA.
Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2025 11:19 PM (pgtZ4)
There is no legal system in Britain anymore.
Lucy Connolly, sentenced to 31 months for an on-line post (40% of which must be in custody/gaol) while Paki rapists walk free, proves that.
Muzzies can pray in the streets but a Christian just silently praying will get you arrested for 'causing offense'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 11:26 PM (gKDq2)
'New victim of Illegal immigrant accused of killing Jocelyn Nungaray'
In a just world they'd be stretching a rope.
Posted by: Dr.Claw at May 30, 2025 11:27 PM (3wi/L)
This is the figure:
https://www.suruga-ya.com/en/product/602273528
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Looks good, although it lacks the trademark smirk. Nicely priced, too! I need a second job to be able to keep up with Gunpla & other hobbies these days.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 30, 2025 11:27 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
*quickly grabs the bean bag chair*
Posted by: Miklos just needs a 12 pack and a koozy at May 30, 2025 11:28 PM (K6h4I)
Dude, I have several of those. They’re not my bespoke suits, but they’re pretty versatile.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:29 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Instead of "Millenials" would not "Gen Why" be more accurate?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2025 11:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 11:31 PM (x2fg+)
Dude, I have several of those. They’re not my bespoke suits, but they’re pretty versatile.
Posted by: Dis
they were nice but didnt they quit making those about 15 years ago?
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:32 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: Chef Miklos at May 30, 2025 11:32 PM (K6h4I)
https://mol.im/a/14765571
Posted by: Ciampino
He's probably correct. So?
You're still a fag Glenn and your shits all retarded. The tape simply proves it.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2025 11:32 PM (cYBz/)
Dude, I have several of those. They’re not my bespoke suits, but they’re pretty versatile.
Posted by: Dis
they were nice but didnt they quit making those about 15 years ago?
Posted by: n
wonder why?
Posted by: Johnny Carson branded menswear at May 30, 2025 11:33 PM (K6h4I)
nobody cares, way more disturbing things these days
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:34 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:34 PM (L3XjC)
Spread?
Ewwww.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2025 11:35 PM (i5oKA)
I better take a midnight nap...
You guys are so much fun here at the ONT!
Maybe I'll wake up in awhile to see DDS....
I loves y'all!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2025 11:35 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:32 PM (L3XjC)
I don’t think so. I’ve bought them since the pandemic.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:36 PM (yd2/I)
They got rid of shop class for this shit
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Cutting off your finger accidentally >>> cutting off your todger intentionally
Posted by: mikeski still has all ten..... eleven at May 30, 2025 11:37 PM (DgGvY)
https://mol.im/a/14765571
Posted by: Ciampino
I did not use a sock puppet.
Posted by: Glenn Greenwald at May 30, 2025 11:37 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: Dis
somewhere besides a roadside van that says bobs embalming service and excavations?
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:39 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 11:40 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 11:31 PM (x2fg+)
What is the shipping normally like?
I don’t know anime too well, but I have bought some manga and stuff from JP.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:40 PM (yd2/I)
If the property was properly posted, they were in fact trespassing but that in no way justifies the owner's actions.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 30, 2025 11:40 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:41 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 11:41 PM (ypFCm)
Socky McSockpuppet makes my tired balls tired.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 30, 2025 11:42 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:39 PM (L3XjC)
Look, if you have a better way to obtain clothing than taking then off of a corpse, I’d like to hear it..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:42 PM (yd2/I)
Posted by: S
if your 70s something how much more of your career is there?
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:42 PM (L3XjC)
It's been a long day. I could sure use some good memes... oh look!
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at May 30, 2025 11:43 PM (zvg93)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 30, 2025 11:44 PM (TdCYS)
I'm going to see to it that Rapex becomes as much of a thing on this blog as white ottomans and that sex toy with the weird name that used to come up at least once a day on this blog -- I can't remember the name of it but I had to look it up and now it's in my search history forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 30, 2025 11:44 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Disi
nothing I said was criticizing, but I have found its easier to get the clothes before they bury the guy.
sometimes you have to do odd things to get pants for a suit thats not in production these days.
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:45 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:45 PM (yd2/I)
Ick. Not a fan of gay porn.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 11:45 PM (elaR+)
For a model kit recently bought from Australia, EMS shipping cost was $21.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 11:45 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: Archer at May 30, 2025 11:46 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Blonde
sybian
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:46 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2025 11:09 PM (pgtZ4)
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Darn shame.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2025 11:46 PM (PqUrB)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:47 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at May 30, 2025 11:43 PM (zvg93)
May his hospital stay be short, and successful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 11:47 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 11:48 PM (elaR+)
I'm going to see to it that Rapex becomes as much of a thing on this blog as white ottomans and that sex toy with the weird name that used to come up at least once a day on this blog -- I can't remember the name of it but I had to look it up and now it's in my search history forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 30, 2025 11:44 PM (n7rxJ)
please don't make rapex a thing
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 30, 2025 11:48 PM (DMf2Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 11:48 PM (x2fg+)
Honestly, no. When they converted their venerable flathead to overhead valves, they placed the valves too close together, and they almost invariably crack the head between the valve seats. The bore is only three inches. A good-running 170 is a sweet little engine, but their durability is sub-wonderful. Studebaker should have designed an OHC Hemi head with 4 little valves per cylinder. It would not have cost much more than the OHV head they designed, and the rev potential, and volumetric efficiency would have been much better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They should have hired Zora.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 30, 2025 11:49 PM (izxSr)
The one image of HMS Formidable in which she is mostly well dressed is the one Tensor labels as Sensitive. But the black thong swimwear is alright.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2025 11:51 PM (x2fg+)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 11:51 PM (yd2/I)
Maybe a semi-auto knee-gun that fires on impact.
12 ga would probably be single shot, but something could work in semi-auto up to 45 acp or 10 mm.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2025 11:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Journalist Glenn Greenwald in sex tape scandal claims 'political enemies' released it
https://mol.im/a/14765571
Posted by: Ciampino
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These political enemies would be lefties, I assume. I thought they were inclusive and tolerant and believed in the dignity of homosexuality and all. No?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 30, 2025 11:51 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 30, 2025 11:44 PM (n7rxJ)
For a long time I had to watch like a hawk on normie sites, lest autocorrupt change any word beginning with B to "Buttjizz".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 30, 2025 11:52 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 11:52 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Archer at May 30, 2025 11:46 PM (IDphi)
Don't look at me. I'm in a cell beating fairies.
Posted by: Glenn Greenwald's Cellmate at May 30, 2025 11:52 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:47 PM (L3XjC)
Everything everywhere is about sex.
Posted by: Herr Doktor Professor Sigmund Fraud at May 30, 2025 11:53 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:53 PM (L3XjC)
These types of disordered family structures and related pathologies were studied at length and voluminously documented by the 1950s and 1960s back when these sorts of things were able to be be discussed publicly. These many decades later, you can be sure this outcome is exactly what the government wants.
What other conclusion is even plausible?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 30, 2025 11:53 PM (B4klT)
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:46 PM (L3XjC)
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That's it, I knew it started with an "s."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 30, 2025 11:55 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 11:41 PM (ypFCm)
Back then, Wilbur Mills (D-AR) was caught banging a stripper, named Fanne Foxe, when he was pulled over by the Park Police; he was visibly intoxicated. His companion then fled and jumped into The Tidal Basin. His career was over.
But now you can bang a Chinese spy and still vote to impeach a president.
Posted by: RickZ at May 30, 2025 11:55 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2025 11:56 PM (PqUrB)
Posted by: Archer
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Which reminds me, the Service berries are ripe here, picking/consuming them like crazy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2025 11:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: buddhaha at May 30, 2025 11:49 PM (izxSr)
Heh. Might have worked, at that.
Posted by: Glenn Greenwald's Cellmate at May 30, 2025 11:58 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: B
it is the new hq kink, since dagny got tired of irrumatio things
Posted by: n at May 30, 2025 11:59 PM (L3XjC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2025 11:56 PM (XeU6L)
Glenn Greenwald prefers the dangleberries.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2025 11:59 PM (i5oKA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2025 11:59 PM (2FypW)
Posted by: n at May 31, 2025 12:01 AM (L3XjC)
It's been a long day. I could sure use some good memes... oh look!
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at May 30, 2025 11:43 PM (zvg93)
Been there. The hospital's the place to be. Heparin, the whole works. It'll take a little bit before the doctors are comfortable the clot has dissipated. Then the lungs excercises at home to build them back up.
It is serious, no doubt. But he's where he needs to be.
Good thoughts.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 12:02 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:02 AM (yd2/I)
For a model kit recently bought from Australia, EMS shipping cost was $21.
Maybe it's an FWP, but I hate with the blazing hate of a thousand suns sellers who inflate prices with BS "shipping" costs. I wanted to buy some repair parts from a tool manufacturer. Their prices were already higher than the same thing from Ebay or Amazon and I was mostly OK with that to be sure I was getting good parts but then they wanted like $35 for shipping a total of 2 ounces worth of stuff.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 31, 2025 12:02 AM (/y8xj)
Ick. Not a fan of gay porn.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 30, 2025 11:45 PM (elaR+)
We are.
Posted by: Democrat Senators at May 31, 2025 12:03 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 31, 2025 12:04 AM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Dead man on a subway at May 31, 2025 12:05 AM (ZTJjv)
You're not the only one. Heck, I check the shipping on fleaBay before bidding. If it's obvious that they plan on making their money on shipping, I move on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 31, 2025 12:05 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2025 12:06 AM (XV/Pl)
"Wait 'till your father gets home."
I heard that a few times. Still can send shivers up my spine when I think about it. Dad was a good man but you didn't want to cross him. Thanks to him I managed to stay out of trouble most of my life.
Posted by: Case at May 31, 2025 12:06 AM (a1g6Z)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
I am old enough to remember lengthy discussions of Old Man Balls here
Posted by: Good Old Da...OW MY BALLS at May 31, 2025 12:06 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2025 12:07 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 31, 2025 12:02 AM (/y8xj)
Some of that is just because a company is set up for big customers.
Want to ship 100 lbs of nuts to a factory overnight? No problem! Even competitive, although obviously expensive.
Want to order 3 of a hard-to-find part and don’t care when it comes? $5 cost, $30 shipping.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:09 AM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Timmmy Walz, a real Man's Man at May 31, 2025 12:09 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2025 12:10 AM (x2fg+)
Thanks Suger Plum fairy. Hang in there. Keep us posted.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 31, 2025 12:10 AM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 31, 2025 12:13 AM (FPGXM)
I got an eye exam a couple weeks ago. I had noticed some weirdness, some strange shadow effects. Turns out I've got a Level 1 cataract. Won't be a problem for years, but that's what it was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 31, 2025 12:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 12:14 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Ask Dr. Miklos if Eliquis is right for you at May 31, 2025 12:15 AM (K6h4I)
It was a wet May this time. The bottom fell out around 2:30PM, and I got .57" in about 15 minutes. That pushed the monthly total to 8.13", well over twice normal. This will be the second wettest May in 25 years. 2020 was the big one, well over 12". For the year, however, it's just a couple inches over normal accumulation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 31, 2025 12:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Between the two of them, my parents rate it four clear eyeballs out of four.
Posted by: mikeski at May 31, 2025 12:17 AM (DgGvY)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlene_Corley
Posted by: Miklos recalls at May 31, 2025 12:18 AM (K6h4I)
>>Turns out I've got a Level 1 cataract. Won't be a problem for years, but that's what it was.
Mine advanced pretty quickly to the point my left eye can't be corrected to a workable focal distance with glasses.
Getting a multifocal lense, which should correct it to the point I won't need much of prescription for the left eye and I might not need one at all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2025 12:18 AM (XV/Pl)
US $445,640 for shipping an $8.75 elbow pipe
US $492,096 for shipping a $10.99 machine thread plug
US $403,436 for shipping six machine screws worth a total of $59.94
The scheme was discovered in September 2006 when the system red-flagged an invoice for over US $998,000 in shipping charges for washers that only cost 19 cents.
Posted by: Miklos summarizes at May 31, 2025 12:20 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Ask Dr. Miklos if Eliquis is right for you at May 31, 2025 12:15 AM (K6h4I)
Was put on that, replacing the warfarin, three months ago; no more blood sticks, yeah! Today I was put on Entresto and an old favorite, Lasix/Furosemide (a 'water' pill); that second one makes you pee an ungodly amount.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 12:21 AM (gKDq2)
>>Between the two of them, my parents rate it four clear eyeballs out of four.
Everyone who's had the surgery has good things to say, it's just that stuff is starting to break down a lot sooner than I was hoping for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2025 12:21 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 12:22 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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1/10 scale?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2025 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2025 12:23 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Miklos has Darleen stories, and she ain't here at May 31, 2025 12:23 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: RickZ
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So do Natty Daddys
Posted by: Miklos has Darleen stories, and she ain't here at May 31, 2025 12:23 AM (K6h4I)
All the fun without the inebriation. Thanks.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 12:26 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2025 12:26 AM (XeU6L)
Then you get to wear the cool sunglasses and your DL no longer says "must wear corrective lenses".
Posted by: buddhaha at May 31, 2025 12:27 AM (izxSr)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 31, 2025 12:28 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:28 AM (yd2/I)
Posted by: RickZ
At least you got a back deck/porch, right?
Posted by: Miklos hears the Call, communes with Nature at May 31, 2025 12:29 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: buddhaha at May 31, 2025 12:27 AM (izxSr)
That's how it worked out for me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2025 12:30 AM (2FypW)
The drawback is you will get totally sick of administering eyedrops.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 31, 2025 12:31 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I got one of those!
Oh wait
https://www.flowbee.com/
Posted by: Miklos doesn't use it much at May 31, 2025 12:32 AM (K6h4I)
Oh, I'm sure there's the occasional surgical screwup, infection, or whatever, but it must be pretty damned rare.
At my 29 years of age, I know a bunch of people who've had it.
All are extremely pleased.
Posted by: Herr Doktor Professor Sigmund Fraud at May 31, 2025 12:33 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Miklos hears the Call, communes with Nature at May 31, 2025 12:29 AM (K6h4I)
A fire escape out a kitchen window.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 12:34 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/2x25nh3m
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 31, 2025 12:35 AM (85azL)
This is pretty accurate. As a Millennial, I grew up on the Internet, but before it turned SuperGay.
I was an early adopter of smartphones and social media, but avoided the most toxic aspects of both. I have no social media anymore. The Internet’s one big joke. I think kids need minimal Internet and Device time to develop a healthy brain.
GenZ got the full impact of Facebook and TikTok in high school. Holy hell.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:35 AM (yd2/I)
So far the only thing that's changed is that my eye doctor wants to see me every year now instead of every two years.
But I won't hesitate to have that surgery when it becomes needed, and I'm damned grateful to live in a time when they can actually Fix That Shit.
Hasn't been that long ago that getting cataracts meant blindness.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 31, 2025 12:36 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2025 12:36 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 31, 2025 12:37 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2025 12:38 AM (XV/Pl)
Oh, I'm sure there's the occasional surgical screwup, infection, or whatever, but it must be pretty damned rare.
At my 29 years of age, I know a bunch of people who've had it.
All are extremely pleased.
Posted by: Herr Doktor Professor Sigmund Fraud at May 31, 2025 12:33 AM (qpyNK)
I remember the first eye surgery ads back in the mid '80s. It was pretty expensive then, like a grand or so, and I was skeptical. But everything I've heard since say basic cataract/near-far sighted correction surgeries are practically routine, like an appendectomy now.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 12:38 AM (gKDq2)
Pass it on if you know any lawyers looking for a gig (or just want it as a resume bullet point).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 31, 2025 12:40 AM (qpyNK)
Bottoms up!
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 12:41 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: RickZ
Well, if anybody says anything, tell them it's Organic and Sustainable.
Posted by: Miklos knows how to talk to Big City folks at May 31, 2025 12:42 AM (K6h4I)
TRUMP: “Make sure the door remains closed…”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 31, 2025 12:43 AM (85azL)
Bottoms up!
Posted by: Skip
That scamp found the brandy again
There's more in the cupboard
Posted by: Aunt Miklos pours a double at May 31, 2025 12:44 AM (K6h4I)
a lot of my childhood was helping mom find her hard contact lens when she dropped it accidentally in the kitchen in the early morning.
Posted by: Azhdarchid at May 31, 2025 12:45 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 12:45 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 12:46 AM (ypFCm)
What blew me away was the vision in my left improved back to 20/20. Right eye has always been poor. When I was kid, elementary school, they put glasses on me. While I can't half remember, my mother says I just refused to wear them, and they finally said, well, he seems to have no problems seeing, so screw it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 31, 2025 12:46 AM (w6EFb)
“Get ready for this…in the late 1990’s, I interviewed a journalist who, and I’m going to get her back on…who found the MASS GRAVE in New York FULL of HUNDREDS of de*d BLACK CHILDREN, MU*DERED by ANTHONY FAUCI…did you hear what I just said?”
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Someone,earlier, said that this is related to black foster children when Fauci was experimenting with AIDS.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 31, 2025 12:47 AM (85azL)
Posted by: guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall at May 31, 2025 12:47 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:50 AM (yd2/I)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
The yearly vision exams in school were useless (other than not being in class).
By the time I got to the front of the line, after 20 other kids, I had memorized the eye chart.
Posted by: Miklos asked fpr a monocle and a Pepsi, but she wouldn't give me one at May 31, 2025 12:51 AM (K6h4I)
According to the Daily Mail, Bezos is taking over Venice for his wedding to his ageing Instagram thot astro-not bimbo set for Jun 24. The locals are getting pissed, and protests are planned.
That ought to be a hoot, a mass protest at a wedding.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 31, 2025 12:51 AM (w6EFb)
TRUMP: “Make sure the door remains closed…”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 31, 2025 12:43 AM (85azL)
It's trite but true: BEST PRESIDENT EVER!
Okay, Top 5. But Number 1 in quips/burns. Gangster.
Washington - Because.
Jefferson - Louisiana Purchase
FDR - WWII
?
?
Yeah, Trump fits in there somewhere. If he can restore our Republic by getting rid of a lot of the corruption, then Trump will be right up there with those early Revolutionary presidents. And Mt. Rushmore material.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 12:51 AM (gKDq2)
FDR belongs in the bottom 5.
Trump is definitely Top 5.
I still think Andy Jackson is best, but I’m willing to reconsider. Trump still has time.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:54 AM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Skip
Count ye the qubits; the qubits shall ye count.
Posted by: Quantum Noah at May 31, 2025 12:54 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Catholic wedding?
Posted by: Miklos admits confusion at May 31, 2025 12:55 AM (K6h4I)
That ought to be a hoot, a mass protest at a wedding.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 31, 2025 12:51 AM (w6EFb)
The thing about Bezos and his whore is that you know it’s true love. Bezos is rich. He could tap a steady stream of 23 year-old model ass, but he settles for an old lady who looks like a blow-up doll.
That’s true love.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:56 AM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:56 AM (yd2/I)
Perhaps she has mad skilz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2025 12:57 AM (NcHd3)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 12:54 AM (yd2/I)
We'll have to disagree, and I'm not trying to sing his praises.
But for all his faults, in WWII, he let his commanders fight. In fact, as Commander-In-Chief, he encouraged it. At a critical juncture in History, can't deny him that.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 01:00 AM (gKDq2)
🔴 Led by Dr. Salah al-Sawy, one of the most radical Sharia jurists in America, the Medical Center Islamic Society (MCIS) is pushing an extremist agenda under the guise of religious charity.
Al-Sawy is Secretary-General of the Assembly of Muslim Jurists of America (AMJA), a U.S.-based Sharia council whose official fatwas include:
➡️ Death for apostates
➡️ Support for Hamas
➡️ Female circumcision as “honorable” [Clitoridectomy]
➡️ Forced sex in marriage is “not rape”
➡️ Prohibition on loyalty to non-Muslim nations
➡️ Rejection of the U.S. Constitution in favor of Islamic law
➡️ Preparation for future offensive jihad once a Caliphate is declared
This is not just a mosque.
This is not religious freedom.
This is a parallel legal system embedded in America’s most sensitive medical zone, hiding behind tax-exempt protections while preparing for a clash of civilizations.
https://tinyurl.com/yp6ewccj
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 31, 2025 01:00 AM (85azL)
That’s true love.
Try telling Darleen that.
Or Marleen
Or Charleen
Posted by: Miklos has an eye on this cute little Lurleen at May 31, 2025 01:01 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 01:00 AM (gKDq2)
A completely unnecessary Democrat war that didn’t involve us at all. He was a Commie and the principal author of our present gay communist globalist nightmare hellscape.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 01:03 AM (yd2/I)
This is not religious freedom.
This is a parallel legal system embedded in America’s most sensitive medical zone, hiding behind tax-exempt protections while preparing for a clash of civilizations.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at 01:00 AM (85azL)
Sooner or later, hopefully sooner, the West is going to have to ban pisslam and destroy/convert all mosques. The conqueroring ideology that is pisslam, with its shari'a 'law', is totally antithetical to and incompatibale with the West and our Greco-Roman, Judeo-Christian societies.
Muzzies are worse than extraterrestrial aliens: They never said they come in peace.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 01:08 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 01:12 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 01:08 AM (gKDq2)
Just deport ‘em all.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 01:14 AM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 01:03 AM (yd2/I)
I understand but this is where we'll just disagree. Hell, even the Brazilian Navy, on escort duty, was in the war on the Allied side.
I'll also say Germany declared war on us, just after Pearl Harbor. When somebody declares war on you, you have two choices: Surrender or fight.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 01:15 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 01:16 AM (ypFCm)
Sure, but we were pushing for war with both Japan and Germany. I’m not saying “Those poor countries, we were the bad guys”, but FDR wanted a war. I don’t care what happens to Europeans or Asians. Not my problem.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 01:18 AM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 01:12 AM (ypFCm)
Maybe we'll get a new line of demarcation between the two like was done between the Spanish and the Portuguese back in 1494 with regard to Central and South America. It's the reason why Brazilians speak Portuguese.
In splitting the planet, we'll just leave them to their own devices. Africa, too.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 01:21 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 01:14 AM (yd2/I)
Trust me, I'm good with that.
I thought it was insane we were importing muzzies after 9/11. Then we bloody elected one. No one but a muzzie could ever call the screeching of the muezzin's call to 'prayer' as "the most beautiful sound in the world."
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 01:26 AM (gKDq2)
The Nazis and Imperial Japan were obviously evil, but FDR didn’t care about. He refused Jewish refugees. He didn’t order bombing of rail lines to the extermination camp. All he cared about was taking over Europe’s empires and establishing a United Nations global gov’t.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 31, 2025 01:26 AM (yd2/I)
Posted by: Skip
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If Russia doesn't attack them first.
Germany threatened to send missiles to Russia. Putin said, do it and I'll blow up your missile sites and the places that they came from. Germany sucked it up but they've stuck their toe in the water.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 31, 2025 01:27 AM (85azL)
A completely unnecessary Democrat war that didn’t involve us at all. He was a Commie and the principal author of our present gay communist globalist nightmare hellscape.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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I'm curious how you feel about American military assistance to Israel. There are no wrong answers, but decline if you like.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 31, 2025 01:28 AM (n7rxJ)
Papal Bull vs. Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull
Discuss
Posted by: Miklos will stay out of this one at May 31, 2025 01:29 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: RickZ
And a homo muzzie at that
Posted by: America-What a Country! at May 31, 2025 01:31 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: RickZ
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It's amazing how ignorant the voting people remained. They didn't pay attention to anything but his programmed speeches. All lies.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 31, 2025 01:31 AM (85azL)
Posted by: Braenyard
I had staff toss the iPod with that little nancy boy's speeches in the bin.
Phil wanted to give him a right thrashing.
Posted by: zombie Queen Liz at May 31, 2025 01:35 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 31, 2025 01:39 AM (fY84s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 31, 2025 01:39 AM (fY84s)
She was better as Hot Lips with Frank Burns. When he left, she got more 'serious'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 01:40 AM (gKDq2)
But then if a rapist does get his lil rapist stuck it in isn't he going to get soft and therefore able to get out quickly? Between the not so fun experience and the blood loss I suspect it is hard to keep an erection.
Of course the larger point is that South Africa has now gotten worse then even most pessimists thought it would...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2025 01:44 AM (t0Rmr)
Its funny, Barky literally talks about "his muslim faith" and...that's just a stutter or something...but Trump talks about illegals and that's a dog whistle that he's racist.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2025 01:46 AM (t0Rmr)
Muzzies are worse than extraterrestrial aliens: They never said they come in peace.
Except those ones in the movie also called "I come in peace"
Note: They did not come in peace.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2025 01:48 AM (t0Rmr)
This was called a "bull fight".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 31, 2025 01:49 AM (qpyNK)
It's got backward pointing spines like fish hooks.
You're not getting out of that without ripping it out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 31, 2025 01:50 AM (qpyNK)
The most likely result of the US staying out of WWI is a negotiated settlement favoring the Germans in 1918 when both sides are exhausted but the allies more so. The Krauts then get a bunch of colonies from the French that occupy their Germanic attentions for decades - good for the US, bad for the Africans living there.
Russia still goes communist though, and how the cold war shapes up is anyone's guess.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2025 01:51 AM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
One in a Million shot, Doc!
Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed at May 31, 2025 01:52 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2025 12:57 AM (NcHd3)
As did Cleopatra, reputedly.
From the surviving images we have (on coins and whatnot) it sure wasn't her looks that drew powerful men like Caesar and Antony..
Good night, all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 31, 2025 01:53 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
One in a Million shot, Doc!
Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed
I mean, who would have expected Achmed to put one in my favorite goat? What a kidder!
.....I kill him.
Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed at May 31, 2025 01:54 AM (DgGvY)
The vag-shark
Invention from a very different time-
https://thevictorianhistorian.com/inventions/
Posted by: Miklos is unsure on this whole "human progress" thing at May 31, 2025 01:56 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: Diogenes
Jeepers dude.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2025 10:48 PM (mT+6a
They just did it again tonight…even more epic!
Posted by: Giles Overreach at May 31, 2025 01:58 AM (MDvLA)
Have a great night everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2025 02:06 AM (ypFCm)
I thought it was insane we were importing muzzies after 9/11. Then we bloody elected one.
Posted by: RickZ
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Whipping around and apologizing to your attackers is not known to me in history before the West in the 20th century.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 31, 2025 02:11 AM (n7rxJ)
Just got off work. With some good news that I hope goes through. I finally get to leave the cult they think is a temp agency and I'm getting hired on with a decent raise. Not the managerial position I was looking at which is cool with me. Same job more pay and bennies out the ass, retirement, the works.
It'd take a jackhammer to get the frigging smile off my face right now.
Posted by: Reforger at May 31, 2025 02:13 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2025 02:15 AM (NcHd3)
Note: They did not come in peace.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2025 01:48 AM (t0Rmr)"
Dark Angel (1990). Also starred Dolph Lundgren, Brian Benben and Betsey Brantley.
"And you'll go in pieces, ***hole."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 31, 2025 02:16 AM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Reforger at May 31, 2025 02:13 AM (xcIvR)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2025 02:16 AM (NcHd3)
Posted by: Reforger at May 31, 2025 02:13 AM (xcIvR)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2025 02:16 AM (NcHd3)
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Idem
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un meglio lavoro at May 31, 2025 02:19 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Reforger at May 31, 2025 02:13 AM (xcIvR)
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Congratulations!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2025 02:16 AM (NcHd3)
Seconded.
Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2025 02:19 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2025 02:16 AM (NcHd3)
Thank you, AOP.
Just cracked a beer in celebration.
Wife is konked out so I get to break it to her over coffee in the morning.
Posted by: Reforger at May 31, 2025 02:21 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 31, 2025 02:23 AM (/HDaX)
Funny thing is I just had myself added to the wife's insurance as open enrollment was about to close as I wasn't sure this would happen.
Posted by: Reforger at May 31, 2025 02:27 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non e grammatico at May 31, 2025 02:46 AM (sPQoU)
Blue Origin - New Shepard - NS-32
Launch Site One, Texas - Space Affairs Live
Blue Origin announced its 12th human flight, NS-32, will lift off from Launch Site One in West Texas on May 31, 2025.
The crew includes Aymette Medina Jorge, Dr. Gretchen Green, Jaime Alemán, Jesse Williams, Mark Rocket, and Paul Jeris.
This mission is the 12th human flight for the New Shepard program and the 32nd overall.
The New Shepard launch window opens at 8:30 a.m. CDT, 1330 UTC, 15:30 CEST.
https://www.youtube.com/live/LtgdisJRLYY
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un altro lancio at May 31, 2025 02:57 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un altro lancio at May 31, 2025 02:58 AM (sPQoU)
Congrats, Reforger and prayers up for Mindful.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 31, 2025 02:59 AM (0nHVk)
Just got off work. With some good news that I hope goes through. I finally get to leave the cult they think is a temp agency and I'm getting hired on with a decent raise. Not the managerial position I was looking at which is cool with me. Same job more pay and bennies out the ass, retirement, the works.
It'd take a jackhammer to get the frigging smile off my face right now.
Posted by: Reforger at May 31, 2025 02:13 AM (xcIvR)
Nice!
Posted by: m at May 31, 2025 03:00 AM (CQE5S)
Just got off work. With some good news that I hope goes through. I finally get to leave the cult they think is a temp agency and I'm getting hired on with a decent raise. Not the managerial position I was looking at which is cool with me. Same job more pay and bennies out the ass, retirement, the works.
It'd take a jackhammer to get the frigging smile off my face right now.
Posted by: Reforger at May 31, 2025 02:13 AM (xcIvR)
Congratulations Reforger! Best of luck in the 'new' position.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 31, 2025 03:01 AM (QGaXH)
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 31, 2025
Launch Time: 1:01 p.m. PDT, 2001 UTC, 22:01 CEST
https://www.youtube.com/live/89OSFmqA9og
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un secondo lancio at May 31, 2025 03:04 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un deserto at May 31, 2025 03:12 AM (sPQoU)
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Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un deserto! at May 31, 2025 03:16 AM (sPQoU)
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