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Surprise: "Social justice advocate" "professor" arrested on child porn charges.

Self-described 'social justice advocate' prof arrested on child pornography charges

The University of Texas at San Antonio was arrested for allegedly viewing child pornography and having a child porn video playing when federal officials raided his house in 2021.

The professor is Zaid Mashhour Haddad, who allegedly accessed almost 200 child pornography videos and streamed them from his computer.

A "social justice advocate" professor at the University of Texas at San Antonio (UTSA) was arrested for allegedly viewing child pornography and having such content playing when federal officials raided his house in late April.

The professor is Zaid Mashhour Haddad, who allegedly accessed almost 200 child pornography videos and streamed them from his computer. "One of the videos that allegedly depicted child pornography was displayed on Haddad's TV as the FBI executed a search warrant on his apartment," federal officials stated, as noted by The New York Post.

According to Haddad's profile on UTSA's website, he is a professor of "Interdisciplinary Studies & Curriculum and Instruction." He describes himself in his profile as a "teacher educator" and "social justice advocate."

...

The incident occured in July 2021, but Haddad was only arrested on April 29.

Criminal attorney Joe Hoelscher said the delay before the arrest was shocking.

"It's unbelievable," Hoelscher said. "You don't walk in on a guy who's watching child pornography with young kids on a flat screen in his apartment and not make an arrest."

"What's shocking is law enforcement. Seven or eight year old being abused on his flat screen and left him in our community for four years in a role where he has access to children," he added.

Well, Comey and Wray's FBI protected him.

Prison.

Dylan Mulvaney is now the weird face of a perfume brand, Jean Paul Gautier's "Divine."

More like John Waters' Divine, amirite


Mulvaney is apparently the face of Jean Paul Gaultier's new women's perfume "Divine." The influencer somehow managed to nab an entire trip to Morocco to shoot the advertising campaign for the brand's product launch.

In a video posted to Instagram, the transgender influencer bopped up and down enthusiastically while riding on a camel's back in an attempt to secure the winning camera shot for the promotional material.

The DOJ is investigating Cal State Polytechnic for telling Jewish students that they would do nothing to protect them from antisemitic harassment and taunting, so they should just hide their Jewish identity.

Yeah, they did that before the pogroms.

The Trump administration opened an investigation into anti-Semitism at California State Polytechnic University, Humboldt, after anti-Israel activists allegedly pelted their Jewish classmates with fake blood, and administrators encouraged the students to "hide their Jewish identity to avoid being targeted."

The U.S. Department of Education's Office for Civil Rights (OCR) launched the investigation in response to a civil rights complaint from the Louis D. Brandeis Center for Human Rights Under the Law, the legal advocacy group said on Tuesday.

Jewish students at Cal Poly have accused administrators of ignoring anti-Jewish attacks and allowing an atmosphere of anti-Semitism to spread on campus, the Washington Free Beacon reported in March.

According to the Brandeis Center complaint, pro-Hamas protesters disrupted a vigil for victims of the Oct. 7 Hamas attacks by drawing a "Zio Corner" chalk circle around attendees and throwing red paint at Jewish students meant to represent the "blood of martyrs."

Activists also held a demonstration adjacent to a religious ceremony for the Jewish High Holiday of Sukkot and wrote chalk messages directed at the Jewish students that said, "Go Away Nazis."

After a Jewish religious object was stolen from the Sukkot celebration one night, administrators reportedly advised Jewish students to limit their religious observance to the daytime to avoid being targeted.

"By telling Jewish students who complained of anti-Semitism to hide evidence of their Jewish identity, the university not only dismissed the Jewish students' concerns, it also shirked its responsibility to take prompt and effective action to address anti-Semitic incidents on its campus," the Brandeis Center complaint reads.

As you may know, a Christian group staged a concert in Seattle, with a permit. Trantifa assaulted them.

Seattle's mayor immediately knew who the Real Victims were -- antifa. How dare Christians gather in public in a gay area, knowing that gays are violently intolerant of Christians?

On Saturday, Antifa and other radicals launched another violent attack on conservatives. Pastors were holding what they described as a permitted Christian worship event in a park when black-clad Antifa members tried to storm and tear down a barricade. To their credit, the Seattle police moved in and arrested the radicals. However, what happened next is even more concerning: Mayor Bruce Harrell seemed to blame the Christian group and demanded to know why they were given a permit at all for an event in the area.

One would hope that the mayor would respond with a simple statement defending free speech (including both the church and peaceful counterprotesters) while condemning the attack.

Instead, Mayor Bruce Harrell released the following statement that attacked the Christian group for holding an "extreme right-wing rally" while demanding an investigation into why they were given this permit instead of being moved into a more remote spot.


Seattle is proud of our reputation as a welcoming, inclusive city for LGBTQ+ communities, and we stand with our trans neighbors when they face bigotry and injustice. Today's far-right rally was held here for this very reason -- to provoke a reaction by promoting beliefs that are inherently opposed to our city's values, in the heart of Seattle's most prominent LGBTQ+ neighborhood.

When the humanity of trans people and those who have been historically marginalized is questioned, we triumph by demonstrating our values through our words and peaceful protest -- we lose our voice when this is disrupted by violence, chaos, and confusion.

Harrell did accuse "anarchists" who "infiltrated" the event, but suggested that the permitted event was inflammatory and should not have happened:


While there are broad First Amendment requirements around permitting events under free speech protections, I am directing the Parks Department to review all of the circumstances of this application to understand whether there were legal location alternatives or other adjustments that could have been pursued. The Police Department will complete an after-action report of this event, including understanding preparation, crowd management tactics, and review of arrests and citations.

We have discussed other Democratic politicians like Nancy Pelosi demanding reviews or revocation of permits going to Christian or conservative groups. The problem is that conservative or religious views are treated as triggering -- a common claim in higher education.

I do not know anything about this Christian group, but they were clearly the victims, not the cause, of this violence. The suggestion that the location was too triggering for transgender activists is yet another example of a failure of leadership on the left.

...

Democratic politicians and pundits continue to legitimate Antifa and even align themselves with the vehemently anti-free speech group. This includes selling Antifa gifts on popular sites.

Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo

Public records appear to show that @MayorofSeattle Bruce Harrell lied when he said the Christian worship event went to Cal Anderson Park to be intentionally offensive to the "LGBTQ+" neighborhood. Records show the group requested a different area but was directed to the park by the city, where Antifa-Trantifa attacked them.

Here's how Fox's Seattle affiliate reported the arrests of Trantifa thugs attacking Christians peacefully attending a concert: By suggesting it's the Christians being arrested.

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Instead of complying with Trump's EO to keep boys out of girls sports, the California Interscholastic Federation (CIF) merely re-added some of the girls who had been eliminated from competition by male cheaters,thus giving them a second chance to be humiliated by the same dues in wigs.


The California Interscholastic Federation, the governing board for state high school sports, opened track-and-field finals to more girls after allowing a male to compete and amid pressure from President Trump.

The CIF announced on Tuesday that it was allowing more "biological female" athletes to participate in the championship meet, The Associated Press reported.

"Under this pilot entry process, any biological female student-athlete who would have earned the next qualifying mark for one of their Section's automatic qualifying entries in the CIF State meet, and did not achieve the CIF State at-large mark in the finals at their Section meet, was extended an opportunity to participate in the 2025 CIF State Track and Field Championships," the federation said in a statement.

In other words: If your place in the competition was stolen by a dude who outperformed you, because he is a dude, we'll let you compete again, and face the same dude who already beat you repeatedly, because he's a dude.

You'll have so many more chances to see your dreams stolen from you by a male cheater.


"The CIF believes this pilot entry process achieves the participation opportunities we seek to afford our student-athletes."

On Tuesday morning, Trump threatened to withhold federal funds from California if the governor and fellow Democrats in the state continue to defy his executive order banning males from playing in women's sports.

"California, under the leadership of Radical Left Democrat Gavin Newscum, continues to ILLEGALLY allow 'MEN TO PLAY IN WOMEN'S SPORTS,'" Trump posted on Truth Social. "This week a transitioned Male athlete, at a major event, won 'everything,' and is now qualified to compete in the 'State Finals' next weekend. As a Male, he was a less than average competitor. As a Female, this transitioned person is practically unbeatable.

"THIS IS NOT FAIR, AND TOTALLY DEMEANING TO WOMEN AND GIRLS," he continued. "Please be hereby advised that large scale Federal Funding will be held back, maybe permanently, if the Executive Order on this subject matter is not adhered to. The Governor, himself, said it is 'UNFAIR.' I will speak to him today to find out which way he wants to go??? In the meantime I am ordering local authorities, if necessary, to not allow the transitioned person to compete in the State Finals. This is a totally ridiculous situation!!!"

A district court judge ruled that Florida must allow a drag queen to perform in front of children:

Yet another Marxist teacher instructs her students that they're all Nazis because young people support Trump.

Via KVOA:

The student recorded parts of the lecture, feeling the teacher's comments were inappropriate.

"...your generation with the lowest information level is the biggest supporter of Donald Trump, he has that in common with Hitler too," said the teacher in the recording.

The student who captured the recording expressed concern over the teacher's comments and says it's hardly the first time they have blended their personal opinions into lessons.

"She's trying to put her beliefs onto us," he said.

He added, "I don't appreciate her telling me that me and my generation are Nazis for voting [for] or for being the biggest Trump supporters."

UNC's board of governors voted to end DEI in their system. I think they were forced to do this by the legislature, which made continued funding contingent on ending DEI practices.

But what's this? An administrator at DEI admits that they've just changed the names of the DEI programs and are still doing "equity" -- blatant discrimination against men, white, Jews, and Asians -- in a "covert" way.

More in that thread. She says that breaking the law just requires "finesse."

She has just been fired, but so what?

What she's describing is a large network of scofflaws and racist criminals just being slightly more subtle about racial and sexual discrimination while proudly admitting they're still doing that same racial and sexual discrimination.

There will be no investigation, at least not by UNC. They want this to continue.

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 30, 2025 05:32 PM (UhUim)

2
Good Evening

Posted by: four seasons at May 30, 2025 05:33 PM (3ek7K)

3 That "professor" checks almost all the boxes. Is he nonbinary and a lesbian too?

Posted by: PG at May 30, 2025 05:34 PM (afPT4)

4 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 30, 2025 05:34 PM (+CZIQ)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 30, 2025 05:35 PM (GYt5+)

6 Take away all federal funding from all of these places and people.

They'll either learn to follow the law or they'll adapt.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2025 05:35 PM (hB7mE)

7 Kaboom. Its a tax

Posted by: 80's music fan at May 30, 2025 05:37 PM (QSrLX)

8 Why is there a watermelon there?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 30, 2025 05:37 PM (+CZIQ)

9 The professor is Zaid Mashhour Haddad

Sex with eight-year-olds is just a part of his culture, you bigots.

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2025 05:39 PM (DgGvY)

10
Well, Comey and Wray's FBI protected him.

Prison.



Gen Pop. And let nature take it's course.

*begins singing "Circle of Life"*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2025 05:40 PM (y9nCu)

11 Professor Haddad? It's his culture.

Posted by: the UK at May 30, 2025 05:40 PM (n2swS)

12 When will whoever is obsessed with Dylan Mulvaney no longer be shoved down the throats of normal people?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 30, 2025 05:41 PM (kTd/k)

13 Let the Islamics take over California for one year. One year only. Then retake the state for America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 05:41 PM (u82oZ)

14 Pulled up to the drive through pharmacy pickup today. The vehicle in front one was proudly displaying big "Free Palestine" and "Punch More Nazis" stickers. Kind of shocking in my very conservative neighborhood.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2025 05:42 PM (lJ0H4)

15 When the humanity of trans people and those who have been historically marginalized is questioned, we triumph by demonstrating our values through our words and peaceful protest -- we lose our voice when this is disrupted by violence, chaos, and confusion.

So a Christian concert in a public park is questioning the humanity of gays and trannys?

Why don’t you just come right out with it and accuse them of genocide, you demented drama queen?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 30, 2025 05:42 PM (6ydKt)

16 The professor is Zaid Mashhour Haddad, who allegedly accessed almost 200 child pornography videos and streamed them from his computer.
_______________

Big misunderstanding. The "kids" in question were young goats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2025 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

17 They are the woodwork

Posted by: 80's music fan at May 30, 2025 05:44 PM (QSrLX)

18
"Please be hereby advised that large scale Federal Funding will be held back, maybe permanently, if the Executive Order on this subject matter is not adhered to. The Governor, himself, said it is 'UNFAIR.' I will speak to him today to find out which way he wants to go???

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lol can you imagine having to meet with a guy who summons you as "Newscum"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 30, 2025 05:44 PM (n7rxJ)

19 Kaboom. Its a tax
Posted by: 80's music fan at May 30, 2025 05:37 PM (QSrLX)

It's a cereal....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 30, 2025 05:45 PM (VNX3d)

20 Concerning the Tucson history teacher that was making the old tired Hitler associations...I wanted to know her name. So, I did a keyword search "Tucson Teacher Under Investigation"....the response was eye opening.

I didn't identify the current teacher, but the number of investigations into teachers in that school district is AMAZING. Sexual exploitation, profanity, inappropriate contact with a minor etc. There are many many investigations.

Which brings me to my hypothesis. The hiring of teachers in that district is being controlled by a leftist jackass that recruits the same type "thinkers" and "actors" that fall within that person's lifestyle. As a result you get this...

Posted by: Orson at May 30, 2025 05:45 PM (dIske)

21 Ain't it funny how boys who are champions in their sport never "transition" into the female side of the sport?

Posted by: PJ at May 30, 2025 05:45 PM (RRCAT)

22 Hopefully, we'll soon read stories in the news about Seattle public officials being investigated by Harmeet Dhillon's Civil Rights Division.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 30, 2025 05:45 PM (VKIqB)

23 who allegedly accessed almost 200 child pornography videos and streamed them from his computer.

Streaming videos? Is that how they caught him?

"FBI tip line."

"Yeah, this is Ted at Visa Card Services. We understand a monthly charge for streaming Hulu and Tubi and Roku, but this one called Pedo seems kind of suss."

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2025 05:46 PM (DgGvY)

24 Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 30, 2025 05:41 PM (kTd/k)

Yes; I was hoping fake woman Dylan Mulvaney's 15 minutes of fame-or rather three plus years (?) were over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2025 05:46 PM (8vKhJ)

25 So, DeSantis, are you just going to roll over and take it?

Say “Screw the judge, it’s still illegal to have children at a drag show. You will be arrested and charged. Florida courts will not enforce the edicts of unelected Federal judges.”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 05:47 PM (yd2/I)

26 Tomorrow marks 2 weeks without cigarettes

I really want a cigarette

Posted by: Don Black at May 30, 2025 05:47 PM (AOsQT)

27 The Trump administration opened an investigation into anti-Semitism at California State Polytechnic University, Humboldt, after anti-Israel activists allegedly pelted their Jewish classmates with fake blood, and administrators encouraged the students to "hide their Jewish identity to avoid being targeted."
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My erstwhile black friends used to tell me, "you ain't got it so bad, you pass for white."

Where are they now?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2025 05:47 PM (PqUrB)

28 Dylan Mulvaney selling perfume, how very… well, we needn’t go into the details of post “bottom “ surgery. It’s body horror-ish.

Sorry, can’t epater le bourgeoisie with this stuff anymore, fashion world.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2025 05:48 PM (Hkcdp)

29 Reading stuff like this....well it is a sick, sad, world.

I guess these kind of things should be nationally exposed just to shame these people, but I don't know if that would work. Their minds are sick. But at least the public would know about them.

Posted by: Case at May 30, 2025 05:48 PM (a1g6Z)

30 Zaid Mashhour Haddad I wonder when he immigrated to the country he hates so much?

Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 05:48 PM (VofaG)

31 The professor is Zaid Mashhour Haddad

We need such men!

Posted by: Harvard at May 30, 2025 05:49 PM (Jv066)

32 Getting the Fibbies to go after child porn is nearly impossible.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 05:50 PM (yd2/I)

33 ... so they should just hide their Jewish identity.

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"Hey, it's not like Cal Poly mandated Jews wear yellow stars, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Keep America Hot! at May 30, 2025 05:51 PM (op3Dq)

34 From the sidebar, great news on the economy. Waiting for the networks to tell me why falling trade deficit and inflation rate are bad things.

Posted by: Paco at May 30, 2025 05:51 PM (mADJX)

35 It seems all these DEI "administrators" are all big, fat, ugly black Mammy types.

I don't like competition!

Posted by: Okra Chinsthree at May 30, 2025 05:51 PM (R/m4+)

36 Has any society based on Pedophilia, homosexuality, abortion, and picking the wrong people for all jobs ever lasted more than 1 generation?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 05:51 PM (u82oZ)

37 >>>Tomorrow marks 2 weeks without cigarettes
I really want a cigarette

congrats! Do yourself a favor and spend $11 for "The Easy Way to Quit Smoking" by Alan (or Allen) Carr.

It's almost a written hypnotism course that makes you not want to smoke. Really great book.

It's important to get over the psychological addiction and the thought that you're missing out by not smoking, and the book accomplishes that in 200 pages with big type and lots of room for margins.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2025 05:51 PM (KRtlO)

38 Re: Marxist teacher calls her students N@zis — yes, THIS is how you bring young men back into the Democrat party!!

Quick, someone tell the fat, queer, disabled Latina to include this in her messaging.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2025 05:52 PM (Hkcdp)

39 >> From the sidebar, great news on the economy. Waiting for the networks to tell me why falling trade deficit and inflation rate are bad things.
Posted by: Paco at May 30, 2025 05:51 PM (mADJX)

Get used to the phrase “deflationary spiral.”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 05:53 PM (yd2/I)

40 Getting the Fibbies to go after child porn is nearly impossible.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Only if you are a Democrat. One image out of a thousand was enough to convict my Republican friend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 05:53 PM (u82oZ)

41 I guess these kind of things should be nationally exposed just to shame these people, but I don't know if that would work. Their minds are sick. But at least the public would know about them.
Posted by: Case at May 30, 2025 05:48 PM (a1g6Z)
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Deep down, they are ashamed, which is why they embrace the notion of "Pride." Their ultimate goal is to make the rest of us normies complicit in their depravity, thus alleviating their shame.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2025 05:53 PM (GlyvH)

42 Tomorrow marks 2 weeks without cigarettes

I really want a cigarette

Posted by: Don Black at May 30, 2025 05:47 PM (AOsQT)

For years after I quit I would have dreams that I was smoking. They created simultaneous feelings of great pleasure and huge disappointment and guilt.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 30, 2025 05:53 PM (Vj4xA)

43 I didn't identify the current teacher, but the number of investigations into teachers in that school district is AMAZING. Sexual exploitation, profanity, inappropriate contact with a minor etc. There are many many investigations.

Which brings me to my hypothesis. The hiring of teachers in that district is being controlled by a leftist jackass that recruits the same type "thinkers" and "actors" that fall within that person's lifestyle. As a result you get this...
Posted by: Orson at May 30, 2025 05:45 PM (dIske)

Similar stuff in Buffalo NY

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2025 05:53 PM (8avO+)

44 His PhD dissertation:

"A Multiple Case Study of Gay Teacher Identity Development: Negotiating and Enacting Identity to Interrupt Heteronormativity"

Author Zaid Mashhour Haddad, University of Nevada, Las Vegas, 2013

https://tinyurl.com/ym4jx7cv

Why the heck does UNLV covet the foreign students, too?

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2025 05:53 PM (6+qrj)

45 Trump's deflationary spiral is stealing money from vendors

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2025 05:53 PM (KRtlO)

46 I don't want to quit, but I probably should.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2025 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

47 It's important to get over the psychological addiction and the thought that you're missing out by not smoking

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2025 05:51 PM (KRtlO)

That is the biggest thing right there. Getting over that is how I quit.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 30, 2025 05:55 PM (Vj4xA)

48 39 Get used to the phrase “deflationary spiral.” - Disinterested FDA Director

Ah! I'll certainly be watching for it.

Posted by: Paco at May 30, 2025 05:55 PM (mADJX)

49 Only if you are a Democrat. One image out of a thousand was enough to convict my Republican friend.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 05:53 PM (u82oZ)

Hmm.. maybe. I worked for a large social media site. The quantity of child porn that was uploaded (and blocked) was staggering.

I’d bet 5% of personal computers in the U.S. have cp on them.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 05:55 PM (yd2/I)

50 I have never had nor wanted a cigarette since I quit, thanks to The Easy Way to Quit Smoking.

Even when I see people smoking, especially. I think, "Thank God I'm over that."

I know it's hard to believe but it works.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2025 05:55 PM (KRtlO)

51 t-bird

Foreign students pay the University much more than natives.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

52 Getting the Fibbies to go after child porn is nearly impossible.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director


At some point, you've got all you need, you know?

Posted by: The FBI at May 30, 2025 05:56 PM (NROGL)

53 Ain't it funny how boys who are champions in their sport never "transition" into the female side of the sport?
Posted by: PJ at May 30, 2025 05:45 PM (RRCAT)

Or 99.99 percent of boys who are not. They know what being a man is supposed to be.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+)

54 Thanks, Ace. I think I'll try that book.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2025 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

55 Re: Seattle

It's long past time conservatives hire their own security to protect them from the leftist thugs.

And I mean, a bunch of guys who will start cracking skulls.

You wanna dance? Let's dance.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 30, 2025 05:57 PM (eYAt4)

56 Bea Arthur's Dick

I want to see the 24th Foot Traveling Security Company against the Antifa Zulus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 05:59 PM (u82oZ)

57 47 It's important to get over the psychological addiction and the thought that you're missing out by not smoking - Ace

So true. After smoking for close to 40 years, I finally finished up my last pack and haven't smoked in over 6 years. In fact, it wound up being so surprisingly easy, I could have kicked myself for not giving them up decades ago.

Posted by: Paco at May 30, 2025 05:59 PM (mADJX)

58 >> From the sidebar, great news on the economy. Waiting for the networks to tell me why falling trade deficit and inflation rate are bad things.
Posted by: Paco at May 30, 2025 05:51 PM (mADJX)


It's oligarchical manipulation of international trade and domestic supply and demand to increase the wealth of oligarchs!

Posted by: Bernie and AOC at May 30, 2025 05:59 PM (aBgBM)

59 Seattle

It's long past time conservatives hire their own security to protect them from the leftist thugs.

And I mean, a bunch of guys who will start cracking skulls.

You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 30, 2025 05:57 PM (eYAt4)

The Proud Boy’s are in prison.

Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 06:00 PM (VofaG)

60 Tomorrow marks 2 weeks without cigarettes

I really want a cigarette
Posted by: Don Black
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Congrats. Don't let those cigarettes snake charm their way back into your life.

Posted by: scampydog at May 30, 2025 06:01 PM (2bFN5)

61 polynikes

Breaking them out of prison, or going after the prosecutors and judges will stop it. Ya gotta be subtle, with illegals ramming their cars.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

62 The Cultural Marxists ate not going to stop or go away until American Civil War II starts

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2025 06:03 PM (ypFCm)

63 My mom got suckered into starting smoking again after quitting for 5 years. It finally killed her.

Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

64 DeSantis needs say:
"The judge says they can proceed with the show. And they can. And I will arrest them. And I will arrest the judge if he issues any further illegal orders on this. There will be no discussion, no debate. This is illegal and no hopped-up power-drunk judge from some third-rate law school has the power to change that."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2025 06:03 PM (P9rYY)

65 Bea Arthur's Dick a

We have a number of 'ettes that a smart person will not threaten. Big gurgling holes could result.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 06:03 PM (u82oZ)

66 To be fair, nobody really wanted to go to Cal-Poly until the Ivys stuffed their classes full of Communist Chinese and the UC Schools followed suit with their own allotment of Communist Chinese Children. As the dominoes started falling, applicants found out that Cal-State schools were already stuffed with illegals, or the children thereof. Thus, applicants in Cal-Poly schools surged along with out-of-state and private schools.
Thus, the people who paid large property and income tax bills were shut-out of educational opportunities for their children.

Posted by: wferrin at May 30, 2025 06:04 PM (mK66m)

67 Zaid Mashhour Haddad? He was just following in the footsteps of The Prophet.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 30, 2025 06:05 PM (od0dV)

68 26 Tomorrow marks 2 weeks without cigarettes

I really want a cigarette

Posted by: Don Black at May 30, 2025 05:47 PM (AOsQT)

I haven't smoke in ten years and still occasionally catch myself feeling for my pack.

Posted by: javems at May 30, 2025 06:06 PM (8I4hW)

69 >> I haven't smoke in ten years and still occasionally catch myself feeling for my pack.

Ditto.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 06:06 PM (yd2/I)

70 I have never had nor wanted a cigarette since I quit, thanks to The Easy Way to Quit Smoking.

Even when I see people smoking, especially. I think, "Thank God I'm over that."

I know it's hard to believe but it works.
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2025 05:55 PM (KRtlO)

What's "The Easy Way To Quit Smoking," is that an actual program?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2025 06:07 PM (dGCAG)

71 Hot Lips Houlihan reported dead at 87.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

72 So Janique got canned because they truth got out. Not because she was still practicing DEI, but because she spilled the beans. They'll just replace her with some other wokie who will keep it a bit more on the downlow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2025 06:08 PM (4p0Xq)

73 NAMBLA never left the LGBT coalition--they are its foundation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2025 06:08 PM (P9rYY)

74 How many years before all the left are converted to mohamadsm?

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2025 06:08 PM (jgmnb)

75 Athlete-students. In that order.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2025 06:09 PM (vm8sq)

76 Harmeet Dhillon noted the DEI lies at UNCC on her X account. I think she will investigate. She's going after all of these DEI scumbags.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2025 06:09 PM (viF8m)

77 Time to go soak in the tub with some Sidney Sweeny bathwater soap, light my Gwennie Vajayjay candle and make a sous vide roast.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2025 06:09 PM (4p0Xq)

78 Until the ADL stops being a mouthpiece for Democrats, I’ll just have to assume that this is what they want.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at May 30, 2025 06:10 PM (e8Sk7)

79 Bea Arthur's Dick a

Look at you, you hedonist scalawag!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

80 RIP Loretta Swit.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM (NFX2v)

81 #79 washer Minnfidel.

I blame A/I.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

82 77 Time to go soak in the tub with some Sidney Sweeny bathwater soap, light my Gwennie Vajayjay candle and make a sous vide roast.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Sounds like a good time. The Roast will be ready Wednesday 2PM.

Posted by: Galloping Gourmet at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM (G5+As)

83 What's "The Easy Way To Quit Smoking," is that an actual program?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2025 06:07 PM (dGCAG)

It’s a book. TinyUrl is being a pill so I can’t post a link, but it’s on Amazon.

Dude also has books on giving up drinking. Have a friend who swore by it. Said it’s basically self-hypnosis.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM (yd2/I)

84 Time to go soak in the tub with some Sidney Sweeny bathwater soap, light my Gwennie Vajayjay candle and make a sous vide roast.
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Gonna smell like Sunday afternoon at the fish market in late August.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2025 06:13 PM (P9rYY)

85 RIP Loretta Swit.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM

RIP Hotlips.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2025 06:13 PM (4p0Xq)

86 Time to go soak in the tub with some Sidney Sweeny bathwater soap, light my Gwennie Vajayjay candle and make a sous vide roast.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2025 06:09 PM (4p0Xq)

Don’t forget to light a Gauloises off the candle.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 06:13 PM (yd2/I)

87 I don't mind that they told us to hide our Jewishness... I don't like that they phrased it as "pull an Anne Frank."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 30, 2025 06:13 PM (wBaIH)

88 It’s a book. TinyUrl is being a pill so I can’t post a link, but it’s on Amazon.

Dude also has books on giving up drinking. Have a friend who swore by it. Said it’s basically self-hypnosis.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM (yd2/I)

Hmmm, I'll have to check it out. I know lots of folks who could use it.

I quit chewing tobacco decades ago. The hard way. Which was probably the easiest way for me, because I am a stubborn jackass, any tricks or gimmicks, I would have found a way around.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2025 06:15 PM (dGCAG)

89 It’s a book. TinyUrl is being a pill so I can’t post a link, but it’s on Amazon.

---------------

Try this:

https://is.gd/

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Keep America Hot! at May 30, 2025 06:16 PM (op3Dq)

90 I quit chewing tobacco decades ago. The hard way. Which was probably the easiest way for me, because I am a stubborn jackass, any tricks or gimmicks, I would have found a way around.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2025 06:15 PM (dGCAG)

That's not right, less than two decades ago.

I'm losing track of time.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2025 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

91 Dude also has books on giving up drinking. Have a friend who swore by it. Said it’s basically self-hypnosis.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM (yd2/I)

In one of my attempts to quit I went to a hypnotist. I just can't give up my consciousness.

Posted by: javems at May 30, 2025 06:17 PM (8I4hW)

92 You could spend some time looking at fried lungs and other organs diseased by years of cig abuse. There but for the grace of not wanting to end up like that go you. Also think of all the $ you save not inhaling all that tar, benzene, and other byproducts of combustion.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 30, 2025 06:18 PM (KAi1n)

93 > Dylan Mulvaney is now the weird face of a perfume brand, Jean Paul Gautier's "Divine."
--------
Should be renamed "Deranged."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2025 06:20 PM (Q4IgG)

94 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all get high scores on happy relationships.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 30, 2025 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

95 "I quit chewing tobacco decades ago. The hard way."

Swallowed it, huh? I chewed once. Gave me the spins so hard i went to bed at 9pm. On a friday. As a freshman in college.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 30, 2025 06:21 PM (KAi1n)

96 US students in China 800
Chinese students in US 277,000

Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2025 06:24 PM (GITLP)

97 "I quit chewing tobacco decades ago. The hard way."
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Swallowed it, huh? I chewed once. Gave me the spins so hard i went to bed at 9pm. On a friday. As a freshman in college.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 30, 2025 06:21 PM (KAi1n)

Nah, if you are a serious user, swallowing isn't that big a deal.

The hard way is to just set a date, get up on that date, throw away any cans you still have, and then don't do it again.

For about a month it felt like I was not doing something that was vital to my very existence. And then it stopped.

I haven't looked back.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2025 06:24 PM (dGCAG)

98 Israel has reached out to India with a deal to buy over $1.75 billion worth of advanced, made-in-India rocket launchers.

These high-tech systems are seriously next-level—super fast, insanely accurate, and some of the most advanced launchers out there.
----

Made in India.
Tested in Pakistan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 30, 2025 06:25 PM (85azL)

99 They'll rebrand, i.e., Philadelphia Inquirer, Politics, Philadelphia

Philadelphia says it’s a ‘welcoming’ — not ‘sanctuary’ — city as the Trump administration threatens funding cuts
Philly has seen a slow but dramatic shift in labeling, calling itself a "welcoming city" as the Trump administration bears down. By Jeff Gammage, Sean Collins Walsh, Michelle Myers, and Julia Terruso, Published May 30, 2025

It begins, "A Philadelphia that proudly stood among the strongest of sanctuary cities has formally discarded the name.

It’s now a “welcoming city.”

That’s according to Mayor Cherelle L. Parker’s top attorney, who confirmed what has been a slow but dramatic shift in labeling as the Trump administration bears down on the city. Parker administration officials said, however, that policies requiring justice workers to treat immigrants like everyone else remain in place."
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Welcoming America dot org. Funded through a combination of foundations, individual donors, and corporate support. They receive funding from organizations like the Carnegie Corporation, the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, Einhorn Collaborative, Ford Foundation..

Welcoming Cities dot org. Primarily, AU Scanlons.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 30, 2025 06:25 PM (NFX2v)

100 Oh come on. Where else is UT going to find another professor competent to teach "Interdisciplinary Studies & Curriculum and Instruction"? It's not like it's math or something

Posted by: gKWVE at May 30, 2025 06:26 PM (gKWVE)

101 I really want a cigarette
Posted by: Don Black at May 30, 2025 05:47 PM (AOsQT)

Congrats man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 30, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

102 The Proud Boy’s are in prison.
Posted by: polynikes at May 30, 2025 06:00 PM (VofaG)

You need to hire MS13. Then the locals are racists if they arrest them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2025 06:28 PM (i5oKA)

103 Strictly speaking, they are racists if they notice them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 30, 2025 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

104 trip to Morocco to shoot the advertising campaign ... the transgender influencer bopped up and down enthusiastically while riding on a camel's back

If he was in Morocco, he was bopping on a dromedary, not a camel.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 30, 2025 06:28 PM (TTO0Z)

105 OK here's my prediction for the Fantastic Four movie, long before it comes out.

1) Sue Storm is the main character (kinda easy one)
2) Mr Fantastic dies
3) their baby becomes the Beyonder, the main villain in Secret Wars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 30, 2025 06:29 PM (2VST1)

106 Portland did that all the time to Proud Boys. They would get the permit and have a right to be there. Antifa would attack them and they would make the Proud Boys leave.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2025 06:30 PM (AcTAo)

107 46 I don't want to quit, but I probably should.
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2025 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

I think, at least in my case, that wanting to quit never happened, but wanting other things more did.

I wanted to be smoke-free around my kid.

I wanted to not stink when I met new people.

I wanted to be able to exercise again without wheezing.

I wanted to be able to taste my food again.

Find other reasons, because nobody wants to quit a drug that makes you feel good in the moment, but everyone wants to quit a drug that will kill you in a heartbeat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2025 06:30 PM (a4NoL)

108 Lol. Pedro is no Sean Bean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 30, 2025 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

109 Hang in there, Don Black.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at May 30, 2025 06:31 PM (3ZVqj)

110 “The student who captured the recording expressed concern over the teacher's comments and says it's hardly the first time they have blended their personal opinions into lessons.“

Extremely poor writing. The teacher is singular; they is plural.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2025 06:32 PM (vm8sq)

111 omorrow marks 2 weeks without cigarettes

I really want a cigarette
Posted by: Don Black at May 30, 2025 05:47 PM (AOsQT)



*Jedi wave

You don't want a cigarette. You wan to go home and rethink your life.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2025 06:32 PM (g47mK)

112 Dylan Mulvaney is now the weird face of a perfume brand, Jean Paul Gautier's "Divine."
--------
Should be renamed "Deranged."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2025 06:20 PM

Or Delusional.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2025 06:32 PM (4p0Xq)

113 1) Sue Storm is the main character (kinda easy one)
2) Mr Fantastic dies
3) their baby becomes the Beyonder, the main villain in Secret Wars
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 30, 2025 06:29 PM (2VST1)

Beyonder: I'll never join you... you killed my father!

Sue Storm: No, Beyonder, I AM your father!

Beyonder: NOoooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2025 06:33 PM (dGCAG)

114 Time to go soak in the tub with some Sidney Sweeny bathwater soap, ... and make a sous vide roast.

I wonder if CBD has thought of that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2025 06:33 PM (TTO0Z)

115 I must ask, did CBD move to la France ?

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2025 06:34 PM (g47mK)

116 99: the best response would be to removed all CBP from the city so that it cannot be a PoE.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2025 06:34 PM (vm8sq)

117 I wonder if CBD has thought of that?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2025 06:33 PM

Staring at art. BTW The description on the Squatch website says her bathwater soap smells like: Morning Wood. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2025 06:35 PM (4p0Xq)

118 Find other reasons, because nobody wants to quit a drug that makes you feel good in the moment, but everyone wants to quit a drug that will kill you in a heartbeat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2025 06:30 PM (a4NoL)

The other part of that is, you DO it for a reason. You have to figure out what that reason is (beyond the superficial), and find something else that fulfills that need.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2025 06:35 PM (dGCAG)

119 > Israel has reached out to India with a deal to buy over $1.75 billion worth of advanced, made-in-India rocket launchers.

These high-tech systems are seriously next-level—super fast, insanely accurate, and some of the most advanced launchers out there.
----

Made in India.
Tested in Pakistan.
--------
Bramous? Pretty spiffy missile for ground and naval targets. Fast. Faster than our Tomahawks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2025 06:36 PM (Q4IgG)

120 96 US students in China 800
Chinese students in US 277,000

Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2025 06:24 PM (GITLP)
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US students in China 800
How many are
Chinese, White, Black? I bet most are of Chinese stock. Very few Blacks.

Chinese students in US 277,000
I bet most are Chinese.

Posted by: Ciampino - more at May 30, 2025 06:36 PM (sPQoU)

121 @RonDeSantis

.@elonmusk took massive incoming — including attacks on his companies as well as personal smears — to lead the effort on @DOGE.

He became public enemy #1 of legacy media around the world.

To see Republicans in Congress cast aside any meaningful spending reductions (and, in fact, fully fund things like USAID) is demoralizing and represents a betrayal of the voters who elected them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 30, 2025 06:37 PM (85azL)

122 You can quit Don. Think of the tax dollars you'll be starving the feckless government out of.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2025 06:37 PM (4p0Xq)

123 80 RIP Loretta Swit.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM (NFX2v)

Had to be pushing 90 at this point.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2025 06:37 PM (vm8sq)

124 Well that's a new one. I've never thought of Philadelphia as a welcoming city, quite the opposite. I mean anyone who hates Santa Claus......

Posted by: Case at May 30, 2025 06:39 PM (a1g6Z)

125
123 80 RIP Loretta Swit.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 30, 2025 06:12 PM (NFX2v)

Had to be pushing 90 at this point.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2025 06:37 PM (vm8sq)

87 I believe

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2025 06:39 PM (VE6XX)

126 More woke in one week than happened in the entire 20th century.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2025 06:41 PM (pMi6S)

127 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at May 30, 2025 06:42 PM (I8gxw)

128 Drink cold water and keep your hands busy. (I had to have a pencil or pen and a cup.) The first two weeks were the worst.

Then at 2 pm everyday, for a decade, I thought I'd like a cigarette. I also occasionally dreamed (nightmares) for about a decade that I had a lighted a cigarette, sat it down, not remembering where.

Honestly, I didn't quit, above, until I fell down concrete steps and broke an ankle. I smoked outside so once I was a bit incapacitated with the fractures, it seemed like the right time to try quitting.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 30, 2025 06:43 PM (NFX2v)

129 The professor is Zaid Mashhour Haddad, who allegedly accessed almost 200 child pornography videos and streamed them from his computer.

Should be no surprise. PDF ilia is endemic to Muslim "culture." Child brides, bacha bazi, it's baked in their vile cake.

Posted by: I guess I'm a xenophobic bigot at May 30, 2025 06:44 PM (TbWk/)

130 NOOD BASKETBALL CHICKS

Posted by: Max Power at May 30, 2025 06:44 PM (q177U)

131 “China is an adversary, but what I really worry about is the enemy within. Can we get our own act together, our own values and capabilities. This time is different… we have to get our act together and quickly.”
_Jamie Dimon

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 30, 2025 06:44 PM (85azL)

132 Yet another Marxist teacher instructs her students that they're all Nazis because young people support Trump.

For decades and decades, the standard narrative was, "Teacher are square conservatives and students are hip progessive leftist."

The it evolved to "The new generation of teachers are leftists who agree with their students."

Then ir evolved to "Teacher are leftist who successfully brainwash their non-Lefist students into a Marxist worldview."

Andnow, finally, as of 2025, it's" Teacher are crazy communists and students are red-pilled MAGA chads."

Took several steps, but the narrative has now entirely flipped, 180-degres opposite of what it was not that long ago.

Must suck to be a teacher now, when your "progressivism" is the square old-person's politics that the kids laugh at.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2025 06:53 PM (pMi6S)

133 Alex Jones@RealAlexJones
7h
Friday LIVE: Anthony Fauci Was Caught Putting Black Children Killed By His Illegal Medical Experiments In A Mass Grave In New York, HHS Secretary RFK Jr. Just Exposed! Plus, Infowars Reporter Jamie White Was Killed In Racially Motived Attack, Police Say
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Sometimes I think Alex is not as crazy as I think he is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 30, 2025 07:05 PM (85azL)

134 Make me ashamed of being an all CIF swimmer in the 50 and 100 freestyle.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 30, 2025 07:18 PM (17s+e)

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