Susan Crabtree: The Secret Service Cover-Up of Hunter Biden's Cocaine Was Worse Than We Thought

First, the Secret Service "destroyed" the cocaine, thus stopping anyone from checking up on their claims that there was too little DNA on the coke-bag to test.

And they made sure no one could test it by destroying it.

The destruction of the actual contraband would also make it hard to prosecute anyone for having it, as a prosecutor would just have to assert it existed and any defense attorney could claim whatever they wanted about the coke, and no one could dispute them.

Second, the Secret Service says it did not conduct interviews with White House staff about who smuggled Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House because it would be, get this, "a civil rights violation to interview the White House staff" about the coke.

Third, the White House staff moved the cocaine from the library, which relatively few people have access to, to the cubbies in the entrance hall, which more people have access to. The obvious reason for this illegal action is to expand the number of suspects who could have smuggled in Hunter Biden's cocaine and thus protect the actual culprit.

People need to go to prison. And I mean the Praetorian Guard Bureaucrats who covered this up.

This cannot stand.

DOGEai
@dogeai_gov
The White House cocaine cover-up reeks of D.C. corruption. Secret Service leadership tried to destroy evidence, blocked DNA testing, and hid behind "civil liberties" excuses instead of pursuing the truth. They found a partial DNA match but refused to investigate further--classic swamp behavior.
If this was a Republican scandal, the media would demand answers 24/7. Instead, they protect Biden's inner circle while wasting taxpayer dollars on sham investigations.
The real crime? A two-tiered justice system where elites torch evidence while regular Americans face the full force of the law. Time to drain the swamp--again.

🚨BREAKING: Journalist Susan Crabtree announces BOMBSHELL White House Cocaine development is being released today:

"Cocaine was destroyed. Secret Service said it 's a civil rights violation to interview staff. Found it in the library and moved it. There is camera footage." pic.twitter.com/pwBXihAlvw
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 28, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

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1 My nose’s nickname is The Destroyer.

Posted by: Very Special Agent Johnson at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (a0nOD)

2 Called the otters.

Who's surprised by these reports? Bueller? Beuller?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (VNX3d)

3 So if the evidence is gone....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:11 PM (VE6XX)

4 It's Hunter's coke.

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 02:12 PM (jc0TO)

5 Supervisor threatened to "whoop somebody's ass" if the evidence wasn't destroyed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 02:12 PM (qpyNK)

6 Third, the White House staff moved the cocaine from the library, which relatively few people have access to, to the cubbies in the entrance hall, which more people have access to.
________

Wut? That don't make no sense at all.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 28, 2025 02:12 PM (UBKzV)

7 Jeebus Christmas ...Hunter! what a mess

staff "hid it in plain sight"? but why not at that point just flush it?

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:12 PM (Pv3Rg)

8 Second, the Secret Service says it did not conduct interviews with White House staff about who smuggled Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House because it would be, get this, "a civil rights violation to interview the White House staff" about the coke.

Disband the SS. Completely.
Fire every cocksucker there. Start over.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:12 PM (159FE)

9 Wut? That don't make no sense at all.

right?!?! unless they thought there were no cams that would see them putting it in the cubbies? wtf

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

10 Are we sure the cocaine didn't wind up in the hands of a certain feisty DEI hire who was guarding the Obama's?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 02:13 PM (tT6L1)

11 Disband the SS. Completely.

THANK YOU

it's a bad joke

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

12 "Stop sniffing around !!'

---SS leadership

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2025 02:13 PM (g47mK)

13 We know it was Hunter's. The great news is that some of the Secret Service culprits were caught on camera. We can get those people to narc on their colleagues, and get rid of a bunch of rotten apples in the Service.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 28, 2025 02:14 PM (+F/z2)

14 Was it still in lines on the library table before they bagged and moved it to the cubbies?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 28, 2025 02:14 PM (UBKzV)

15
Hey, Nacho Cocaine ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:14 PM (NtVYv)

16 Meh. This was a tiny, $50 bag of coke. There are probably 100 degenerates in the WH who bump. 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps. All this mishegas over one little bag suggests to me that it wasn't just one little bag. I personally don't care who's coke it was. But if there's more to the story than just one little bag, then that's worth looking into.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

17 Someone asked last week why wouldn't the SS stop a protectee from breaking the law?

That's not the SS's job. They aren't law enforcement. They are there to protect the protectee's life.

Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (159FE)

18 "a civil rights violation to interview the White House staff" about the coke??

Yeah, we don't want to be violating any laws. That's hilarious.

Posted by: dantesed at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (Oy/m2)

19
So if the evidence is gone....
Posted by: It's me donna

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...prosecute the people who destroyed it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 02:16 PM (n7rxJ)

20 Please stop saying my name.

Posted by: Michael Caine at May 28, 2025 02:16 PM (a0nOD)

21 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

For real ? That's quite a large number.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:17 PM (NtVYv)

22 Dude, they didn’t need fingerprints because they already knew whose coke it was.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:17 PM (L/fGl)

23 15 Hey, Nacho Cocaine ?

nacho grande > nacho cocaine

Posted by: ted stryker at May 28, 2025 02:17 PM (sGtp+)

24 If you got bad news,
wanna kick them blues,
cocaine

Posted by: E. Clapton at May 28, 2025 02:18 PM (q2NNn)

25 But, obviously, the important question is: Were the norms properly protected?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 02:18 PM (tT6L1)

26 To paraphrase Nigel Tufnel "you can't fingerprint cocaine"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 02:18 PM (eDGGN)

27 21 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

For real ? That's quite a large number.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:17 PM (NtVYv)

That just doesn't sound right. I thought they were more into THC these days.

Posted by: Unless it's adderall at May 28, 2025 02:19 PM (TbWk/)

28 Is this the same SS that wouldn't get on the roof during a Trump election rally last year because it was too hot??

Posted by: dantesed at May 28, 2025 02:20 PM (Oy/m2)

29 We need Tubbs & Crockett on this case!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2025 02:20 PM (wtvvX)

30 27 21 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

For real ? That's quite a large number.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:17 PM (NtVYv)

That just doesn't sound right. I thought they were more into THC these days.

Posted by: Unless it's adderall at May 28, 2025 02:19 PM (TbWk/)

Hooked on anime...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2025 02:21 PM (wtvvX)

31 People still snort coke? I thought that was over by the mid 90s.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2025 02:21 PM (W2Pud)

32
I'm watching the clip, and it appears to me that Susan Crabtree is ahead of Kash and Dan.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 02:21 PM (n7rxJ)

33 I guess one SS agent caught another moving the coke and was heard to say: “Can I get a supervisor to Delta 2 immediately before I whoop this girl’s ass,”

The supervisor told the agent to "Stand Down"

Posted by: SGT. JOE FRIDAY at May 28, 2025 02:21 PM (R6Hhu)

34 Ladies and Gentlemen I present Massachusetts' Lesbionic Governor Maura Healey...

Governor Maura Healey
@MassGovernor
This is an attack on the lifesaving, world changing research that happens at Harvard, and at colleges and universities across the country.

It’s an attack on anyone that disagrees with Donald Trump. And if he can punish one institution like this, all are at risk.

(Does the White House have a dungeon where Trump could chain her up and whip her everyday?)

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 28, 2025 02:21 PM (TGPs7)

35 I Conquered Coke Weenie
My new tell-all book, available in stores soon.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at May 28, 2025 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

36 The secret service is not going to cover up something like coke in the white house unless Herr Doktor jill biden made them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (e5NfL)

37 28 Is this the same SS that wouldn't get on the roof during a Trump election rally last year because it was too hot??
____

I thought it was too sloped. Didn't stop the crime scene cleanup guys to get up there and spray away evidence.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (Dv3i1)

38
So if the evidence is gone....
Posted by: It's me donna

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Cancel my last answer. Per Susan Crabtree's reporting, the guys who destroyed it were promoted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)

39 Amazing how everything just seems to have been on the up and up with the Biden administration. Spit

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (/6GbT)

40 We need Tubbs & Crockett on this case!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Jasmine is busy congresscrittering.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (L/fGl)

41 Third, the White House staff moved the cocaine from the library, which relatively few people have access to, to the cubbies in the entrance hall, which more people have access to.
________

Wut? That don't make no sense at all.
Posted by: Biff

Probably the 3rd floor "private library" of President Potato. They moved it to the West Wing entrance inspection area.

Posted by: Scott_T at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (2waQ7)

42 People still snort coke? I thought that was over by the mid 90s.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Somebody's doing it. Cartels ain't moving pot.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (159FE)

43 34 Ladies and Gentlemen I present Massachusetts' Lesbionic Governor Maura Healey...

Governor Maura Healey
@MassGovernor
This is an attack on the lifesaving, world changing research that happens at Harvard, and at colleges and universities across the country.

It’s an attack on anyone that disagrees with Donald Trump. And if he can punish one institution like this, all are at risk.

(Does the White House have a dungeon where Trump could chain her up and whip her everyday?)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 28, 2025 02:21 PM (TGPs7)

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Sounds like those cancer researchers should decamp to another university that doesn't harbor so much blatant discrimination in its admissions policies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

44 Cancel my last answer. Per Susan Crabtree's reporting, the guys who destroyed it were promoted.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)

That's what I'm afraid of

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:23 PM (VE6XX)

45 Hahahaha....the secret service, the fbi hell the whole federal government and it's employees are one big pile of horse shit. Rank and File Ham N Eggers all shit heads who only care about pensions and paychecks and whose balls they can tongue bath next to get ahead.

Does anyone know the difference between right and wrong anymore?

Posted by: Fire Them All at May 28, 2025 02:23 PM (WeTZq)

46
if he can punish one institution like this, all are at risk.

Posted by: Mister Ghost

==============

Stop! I already voted for him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 02:23 PM (n7rxJ)

47 39 Amazing how everything just seems to have been on the up and up with the Biden administration. Spit

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (/6GbT)

At least up their noses...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2025 02:23 PM (wtvvX)

48 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

Horseshit. Most can't afford it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2025 02:23 PM (g8Ew8)

49
90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

An assertion made without evidence. How typical.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2025 02:24 PM (Tv15w)

50 48 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

Horseshit. Most can't afford it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2025 02:23 PM (g8Ew8

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He's talking about the under-30s in the WH.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

51 The Secret Service couldn't fully investigate who left the cocaine in the White House because the roof was too steeply sloped.

Posted by: Kimberly Cheatle at May 28, 2025 02:24 PM (aBgBM)

52 We're gonna be disappointed again aren't we...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:24 PM (VE6XX)

53 The Secret Service has been covering up Hunter Biden's Crimes for over a Decade.

We know this to be fact.

This Cocaine is merely one example.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:24 PM (hJb7m)

54
Cancel my last answer. Per Susan Crabtree's reporting, the guys who destroyed it were promoted.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)

That's what I'm afraid of
Posted by: It's me donna

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That Cheatle bimbo is out. This seems like such a layup. Don't we deserve answers? Fvck!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 02:25 PM (n7rxJ)

55 48 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

Horseshit. Most can't afford it.
___

Have you seen the rents in Georgetown?

Posted by: Biden WH Staffer at May 28, 2025 02:25 PM (Dv3i1)

56 Since the names of at least some of the staff, aids, whatever who were "running interference" for *biden have been publicized... it's now time to see some perp walks. Get the warrants drawn up... if they're not already and serve them at 3AM with guns drawn.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2025 02:25 PM (Q4IgG)

57 "Cocaine was destroyed. Secret Service said it 's a civil rights violation to interview staff. Found it in the library and moved it. There is camera footage."

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Imma wait to get #FakeJake Tapper's opinion on this "unexpected" "news" before I decide what to think ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 02:25 PM (5Eb8h)

58 Somebody's doing it. Cartels ain't moving pot.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:22 PM (159FE)

It's all fentanyl and meth now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2025 02:26 PM (g8Ew8)

59 And they made sure no one could test it by destroying it.

'Destroyed it' like Tank Abrams through a buffet, or
Hunter Biden destroyed an eight ball.

Posted by: New Name at May 28, 2025 02:26 PM (/lPRQ)

60 if he can punish one institution like this, all are at risk.
__________________

Congratulations, Maura, you got the message.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

61 >>0% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

Nah - Cocaine doesn't have the universal appeal that cocaine addicts attribute to it.

Many people just don't like cocaine.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:26 PM (hJb7m)

62 This cannot stand.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 28, 2025 02:26 PM (pFp4W)

63 An assertion made without evidence. How typical.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Hey! That's our bread and butter!
- MSNSDAP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:26 PM (L/fGl)

64 29 We need Tubbs & Crockett on this case!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Helen Keller could solve this mystery. And she's dead.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 28, 2025 02:26 PM (JCZqz)

65 57 Imma wait to get #FakeJake Tapper's opinion on this "unexpected" "news" before I decide what to think ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 02:25 PM (5Eb8h)

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"I'm so angry that Hunter was running the White House! Grr! So mad! I had no idea until 5 minutes ago! Grr!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

66 First, the Secret Service "destroyed" the cocaine

You know it, man. We destroyed that shit! *sniff!*

Posted by: USSS Drug Sniffers at May 28, 2025 02:27 PM (VfMZK)

67 This Susan Crabtree is doing yeoman's work as a reporter. She's singlehandedly making all of the "journalists" look bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

68 Wasn't me.

Posted by: Nick Rekieta at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (q2NNn)

69 13 We know it was Hunter's. The great news is that some of the Secret Service culprits were caught on camera. We can get those people to narc on their colleagues, and get rid of a bunch of rotten apples in the Service.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 28, 2025 02:14 PM (+F/z2)

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I'm sure all public spaces in the White House are monitored by video.

I was Mr. Hunter Biden in the Library with the coke bag.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (Wzq2W)

70 I totally trust democrats to be in power again, said nobody ever.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (/N9sG)

71 USSS were sourcing the coke for the WH. Their protectees were far to valuable to go down to find dealers on their own.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (D7oie)

72 17 Someone asked last week why wouldn't the SS stop a protectee from breaking the law?

That's not the SS's job. They aren't law enforcement. They are there to protect the protectee's life.

Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (159FE)

Even going along with that perspective, that doesn't (at least shouldn't) mean that the SS gets carte blanche to engage in obstruction of justice, destruction of evidence, evidence tampering, perjury, possession of a controlled substance, and all the other unlawful actions they took in this instance.

Posted by: Praetorians indeed at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (TbWk/)

73 Well Hunter has permanent immunity so....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (VE6XX)

74 She's singlehandedly making all of the "journalists" look bad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

That's a very low bar.

Posted by: dantesed at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (Oy/m2)

75 That Cheatle bimbo is out. This seems like such a layup. Don't we deserve answers? Fvck!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 02:25 PM (n7rxJ)

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We deserve blood & executions.
We'll settle for answers & perp walks.
We'll get strongly-worded letters & Jim Jordan's bare forearms.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (5Eb8h)

76 Seeing Sturmer, Macron, and Merz on that train, I think "Our Democracy™" runs on cocaine.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2025 02:29 PM (4/l8P)

77 Now It Can Be Told

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 02:29 PM (PwtH7)

78 Not that I would know but a Weedery here in town gives senior discounts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:29 PM (L/fGl)

79 17 Someone asked last week why wouldn't the SS stop a protectee from breaking the law?

That's not the SS's job. They aren't law enforcement. They are there to protect the protectee's life.

Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (159FE)

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Sure, but they are sworn officers of the law and have a duty to report criminal activity.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2025 02:30 PM (Wzq2W)

80 Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money.

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 02:30 PM (jc0TO)

81 On Project Veritas hidden camera, David Hogg states that the "Biden" White House was controlled by Frau Doktor Jill's Chief of Staff, Anthony Bernal.

Hogg also states that he was "scared" of Bernal. Not that this is saying much, given that he's scared of bunny rabbits, baby ducks, and plants.

I also see that Hogg's hairline is continuing to retreat faster than the French Army in WWII.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 02:30 PM (qpyNK)

82 80 Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money.
Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 02:30 PM (jc0TO)

Life is God's way of telling you that he hates your guts.

Posted by: Pass the ketamine for pain relief at May 28, 2025 02:31 PM (TbWk/)

83 81 On Project Veritas hidden camera, David Hogg states that the "Biden" White House was controlled by Frau Doktor Jill's Chief of Staff, Anthony Bernal.

Hogg also states that he was "scared" of Bernal. Not that this is saying much, given that he's scared of bunny rabbits, baby ducks, and plants.

I also see that Hogg's hairline is continuing to retreat faster than the French Army in WWII.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 02:30 PM (qpyNK)

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Being dumb enough to get caught on PV's hidden cameras should help him in his fight to retain his Vice Chair position in the DNC, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

84 > 71 USSS were sourcing the coke for the WH. Their protectees were far to valuable to go down to find dealers on their own.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM (D7oie)

Hey! That's our job!

Friggin' interlopers.

Posted by: The CIA at May 28, 2025 02:31 PM (qpyNK)

85 > The secret service is not going to cover up something like coke in the white house unless Herr Doktor jill biden made them.

Really? It seems to me the SS feels obligated to cover up all sorts of crimes.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2025 02:31 PM (lIio7)

86
Hogg also states that he was "scared" of Bernal. Not that this is saying much, given that he's scared of bunny rabbits, baby ducks, and plants.

"Boss" is petrified of Peeps

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2025 02:31 PM (Tv15w)

87 I'm not getting my hopes up on this...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

88 Since the names of at least some of the staff, aids, whatever who were "running interference" for *biden have been publicized... it's now time to see some perp walks. Get the warrants drawn up... if they're not already and serve them at 3AM with guns drawn.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2025 02:25 PM (Q4IgG)

Wait! Slow down! Pam and Gunga Din are just getting started! Just can't raid someone's home at zero dark thirty, go through their dirty panties and then say "Sorry Bout That". Gotta be careful! Wouldn't want the case to get thrown out by some left wing judge! Be Patient! Wouldn't be prudent! Think of the children!

Posted by: Blah Blah Blah at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (WeTZq)

89 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

90 Four scores and 7 years ago....

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (NtVYv)

91 81 On Project Veritas hidden camera, David Hogg states that the "Biden" White House was controlled by Frau Doktor Jill's Chief of Staff, Anthony Bernal.

Hogg also states that he was "scared" of Bernal. Not that this is saying much, given that he's scared of bunny rabbits, baby ducks, and plants.

I also see that Hogg's hairline is continuing to retreat faster than the French Army in WWII.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 02:30 PM (qpyNK)
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I'm finding it really hard to believe Hogg and access and/or knowledge of the inner workings of the WH.

Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

92 "civil rights violation"

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (dCxaZ)

93 Nancy Mace will come.
Posted by: Steiner at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

Over and over again

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (NtVYv)

94 89 Nancy Mace will come.
Posted by: Steiner at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

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Before or after the prayer meeting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

95
I'm finding it really hard to believe Hogg and access and/or knowledge of the inner workings of the WH.
Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

I don't buy it either

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (VE6XX)

96 Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (159FE)

You mean when they visited Argentina? And were of legal drinking age IN ARGENTINA?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (D7oie)

97 I'm pretty sure I know the best way to "destroy" cocaine.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (dGCAG)

98 87 I'm not getting my hopes up on this...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

Bondi, Patel and Bongino all went limp on Epstein after shouting their raging hardons from the rooftops so I'm not expecting much on this either.

Posted by: So far they're all talk at May 28, 2025 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

99 Sure, but they are sworn officers of the law and have a duty to report criminal activity.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

If that's the case, the whole department needs to be disbanded.
They let Obama's spawn get caught smoking dope.
They let Bush's daughters drink underage.

Doesn't seem like they are enforcing much law.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:34 PM (R3H4W)

100 Democrats answer to this is to run AOC. Maybe retread some Obama guy. Lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 28, 2025 02:34 PM (/N9sG)

101 Four scores and 7 years ago....
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (NtVYv)

It's not for nothing they call me the "rail splitter."

Posted by: Abe L., Vampire Hunter at May 28, 2025 02:34 PM (q2NNn)

102 A civil rights violation? Did they plan to only interview black people or something?

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:34 PM (p4NUW)

103 >> I'm pretty sure I know the best way to "destroy" cocaine.

Strippers will clean all of that up for you.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (hJb7m)

104 If they've got the staffer who moved it from the library to the cubbies on video, then that's obviously going to lead somewhere. If they're still alive.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (UBKzV)

105 > 89 Nancy Mace will come.

That was, how you say, The Paolo's experience.

But then that is The Paolo's experience with all the women. Even the ones who think they are lesbians.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (qpyNK)

106 Posted by: Blah Blah Blah at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (WeTZq)

You should use the nick "Wedge Wedge Wedge"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (D7oie)

107 AT least the didn't find Hunter's hookers in bags in the Library...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (ynpvh)

108 He who hath not snorted a bump, cast the first crack rock.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (a0nOD)

109
Being dumb enough to get caught on PV's hidden cameras should help him in his fight to retain his Vice Chair position in the DNC, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You want him on that Committee.

You NEED him on that Committee.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (j4U/Z)

110 105 > 89 Nancy Mace will come.

That was, how you say, The Paolo's experience.

But then that is The Paolo's experience with all the women. Even the ones who think they are lesbians.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (qpyNK)

Well Hello, big boy!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

111 I thought it was Kamala's cocaine and Sleepy Joe was pissed because everyone blamed it on Hunter.

Posted by: scottst at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (SH/co)

112 I'm finding it really hard to believe Hogg and access and/or knowledge of the inner workings of the WH.
Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

I don't buy it either
Posted by: It's me donna

He has delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (L/fGl)

113 17 Someone asked last week why wouldn't the SS stop a protectee from breaking the law?

That's not the SS's job. They aren't law enforcement. They are there to protect the protectee's life.

Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.

Ok, I can accept that stipulation but let me add: They aren't there as law enforcement, neither are they there to cover up for illegal behavior. Preserve the scene, call the local cops or FBI and let the chips fall where they may. They engaged in cover up; they should be fired. Obstruction or evidence tampering; whatever. Let them plead it out and maybe they'll turn on who told them to destroy it.

Posted by: Nelly at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (cHLus)

114
Why would Hunter Biden be in a library?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (PquBa)

115 Keep pulling on this thread:
This is not the first time the SS engaged in a cover up to protect politicians.
It's not the second.
It's likely not even the 100th time.

"Protect your charge" does not include "from prosecution for crimes."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (P9rYY)

116 Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (159FE)

You mean when they visited Argentina? And were of legal drinking age IN ARGENTINA?

Posted by: Kindltot

Busted in Austin Texas. May 29, 2001

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (R3H4W)

117 Cocaine cost Richard Pryor his leading roll in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (xcIvR)

118 Nancy Mace will come.
Posted by: Steiner at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

Over and over again
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (NtVYv)

She's a redhead?

Posted by: Abe L., Vampire Hunter at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (q2NNn)

119 Bongino is going to tell us that the cocaine destroyed itself.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (a0nOD)

120 109 You want him on that Committee.

You NEED him on that Committee.
Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (j4U/Z)

======

I want him replaced by someone dumber who only got the position by the color of her skin and shape of her genitals who will help make the DNC into a harpies only club that shrieks at every time an event doesn't include a land acknowledgment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

121 Someone asked last week why wouldn't the SS stop a protectee from breaking the law?

That's not the SS's job. They aren't law enforcement. They are there to protect the protectee's life.

Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (159FE)

Sure, but they are sworn officers of the law and have a duty to report criminal activity.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2025 02:30 PM (Wzq2W)

You're joking, right? That's sarcasm, it must be.

Do you have any idea how many crimes Secret Service agents have witnessed? How many they've had to participate in, because they're Secret Service?

How many hookers have been killed by Presidents and/or their family members? You know the number is not zero.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

122 I recall that during Hunter's "rehab" at a swanky Malibu home, the USSS was next door... keeping tabs on him.

They also were purported to be supplying him with drugs and booze and hookers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (Q4IgG)

123 I'm thinking the cocaine was the guys who wore the rabbit suit to keep Biden under control at the White House Easter egg hunt. You had to be on something to do that job

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (eDGGN)

124 > Well Hello, big boy!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

The Paolo regrets that he is unable to provide this service.

The Paolo said "the women", not "the farm animals" or "the sea mammals"".

Posted by: The Paolo at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (qpyNK)

125 Life is God's way of telling you that he hates your guts.
Posted by: Pass the ketamine for pain relief at May 28, 2025 02:31 PM

Some commenters' backstories make me sad. I can understand, but I cannot relate.

I have had a charmed life, I think.

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (jc0TO)

126 114
Why would Hunter Biden be in a library?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (PquBa)

a quite place to do lines?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

127 114
Why would Hunter Biden be in a library?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (PquBa)

That's where the coke was.

Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (xcIvR)

128 People still snort coke? I thought that was over by the mid 90s.
Posted by: nurse ratched
_________

Coke made a huge comeback. It's probably the biggest non-marijuana drug in America right now, although since it's less dangerous than some of the newer drugs (fent, etc) you don't hear much about it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

129
This Susan Crabtree is doing yeoman's work as a reporter. She's singlehandedly making all of the "journalists" look bad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=============

She's also making Kash and Dan look a little flat-footed. I bet their investigation yields less than Susan's.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (n7rxJ)

130 76 Seeing Sturmer, Macron, and Merz on that train, I think "Our Democracy™" runs on cocaine.
Posted by: t-bird

New video out on Macron getting shoved by his elderly wife now also shows a flight attendent with what appears to be torn sleeve. Media probably not interested.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (Dv3i1)

131 >>Keep pulling on this thread:
This is not the first time the SS engaged in a cover up to protect politicians.
It's not the second.
It's likely not even the 100th time.

They testified that they destroyed all records of the events around the JFK Assassination.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (hJb7m)

132 It is a civil rights violation to interview the White House staff.

And it is a violation of National Security if you don't, with all of our asses on the line

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (W/lyH)

133 Wow. Zero hedge is really ramping up the Russian propaganda machine. I guess maybe they thought Trump would roll over for Putin. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (/N9sG)

134
108 He who hath not snorted a bump, cast the first crack rock.
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM

I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

135 > 114
Why would Hunter Biden be in a library?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (PquBa)

Quiet, secluded place to snort coke.

Better than a bathroom where anyone might walk in.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (qpyNK)

136 126 114
Why would Hunter Biden be in a library?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (PquBa)

a quite place to do lines?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

quiet, damn it!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

137
Secret Service isn't called Secret without a reason, lots of reasons.

Posted by: four seasons at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (3ek7K)

138 I'm pretty sure I know the best way to "destroy" cocaine.
-------

Strippers will clean all of that up for you.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM (hJb7m)

But then you have to kill the strippers.

A mess will need to be cleaned up. Eventually.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (dGCAG)

139 I mean ok. Seems like a waste of time and a shiny toy. Getting to the bottom of Thomas Crooks, Epstein, J6 fedsurrection, oh and the damned auto pen presidency entire Biden healthcare coverup?

Fake and gay.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (eZwyX)

140 New video out on Macron getting shoved by his elderly wife now also shows a flight attendent with what appears to be torn sleeve. Media probably not interested.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (Dv3i1)

That is fake.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

141 85 > The secret service is not going to cover up something like coke in the white house unless Herr Doktor jill biden made them.

Really? It seems to me the SS feels obligated to cover up all sorts of crimes.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2025 02:31 PM (lIio7)

If agents don't do as ordered about First Family shenanigans, the SS may find coke, fetanyl, illegal automatic weapons, child pr0n, and who know what else, in the agents' homes and in their wives' vehicles.

Posted by: Gref at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (aBgBM)

142 "Worse than we thought?"
How do you know how bad we thought it was?
We know how bad it was - the son of the corrupt President is a cokehead.
And nothing will happen.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (dg+HA)

143 It's Hunter's coke.
Posted by: toby928

Actually, the rumor I heard was that the cocaine belonged to Kamala.
But anyways, it's hard to believe that they didn't know who brought it in. There are security cameras all over the White House.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (vcOmj)

144 White House staff moved the cocaine from the library, which relatively few people have access to, to the cubbies in the entrance hall, which more people have access to.
_______________________

That's insane. This is a felony drug offense. This isn't that far removed from having a murder occur inside the library, and moving the body to the entrance hall. I believe where I come from that's called obstruction.

Posted by: Orson at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (dIske)

145 Maybe he was painting.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (bQetG)

146 > How many hookers have been killed by Presidents and/or their family members? You know the number is not zero.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

The Paolo has heard many such tales about the Amy Carter.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (qpyNK)

147 Posted by: Blah Blah Blah at May 28, 2025 02:32 PM (WeTZq)

"Gunga Din"? ?! Com'on

Perhaps you can ask Trump to try appoint you to be head of the FBI or as AG.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (EJtBU)

148 Hunter in the library with the coke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (L/fGl)

149 134
108 He who hath not snorted a bump, cast the first crack rock.
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 28, 2025 02:35 PM

I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

I have not indulged in such. I didn't even have my first drink until I was in my mid-20's.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

150 This cannot stand.

And yet, it will.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to done at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (sAmhv)

151 Hopefully the Pope will equally opine about the Islamic persecution of Christians in the Middle East...

Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs. I renew my appeal to leaders: cease fire, release all hostages, and fully respect international humanitarian law!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (TGPs7)

152 And besides, I have it on good authority, it wasn't cocaine at all. Just a used tissue.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (dGCAG)

153 Hunter , in the library , with blow. Clue has changed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 02:41 PM (eDGGN)

154 Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:38 PM (hJb7m)

So much corruption it’ll make your head spin.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 28, 2025 02:41 PM (eZwyX)

155 Busted in Austin Texas. May 29, 2001
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (R3H4W)

When they were 20? In Texas? Where a person must be at least 15-17 years of age to publicly drink an alcoholic beverage?

Scandal, with a capital S, that rhymes with . . . Whatever. Meh.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2025 02:41 PM (D7oie)

156 Someone asked last week why wouldn't the SS stop a protectee from breaking the law?

That's not the SS's job. They aren't law enforcement. They are there to protect the protectee's life.

Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:15 PM (159FE)

Even going along with that perspective, that doesn't (at least shouldn't) mean that the SS gets carte blanche to engage in obstruction of justice, destruction of evidence, evidence tampering, perjury, possession of a controlled substance, and all the other unlawful actions they took in this instance.

Posted by: Praetorians indeed at May 28, 2025 02:28 PM

There is more than one source out there that claimed the SS was procuring coke for obama.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 28, 2025 02:41 PM (e5NfL)

157 148 Hunter in the library with the coke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (L/fGl)

Obama in his kitchen with a paddleboard...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

158 If they don't know who brought it in, who do they pay?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2025 02:41 PM (bQetG)

159 The Paolo has heard many such tales about the Amy Carter.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (qpyNK)

Amy's SS code name was Tony Montoya.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

160 >
But then you have to kill the strippers.

A mess will need to be cleaned up. Eventually.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (dGCAG)

Didn't work out for me. Now I'm paying child support to some stripper in Arkansas.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (qpyNK)

161 151 Hopefully the Pope will equally opine about the Islamic persecution of Christians in the Middle East...

Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs. I renew my appeal to leaders: cease fire, release all hostages, and fully respect international humanitarian law!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (TGPs7)

While at the same time, Hamas tells Gazans they'll die if they accept food from the icky jews. Yeah, starving.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

162 Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

Sorry, Piper That does not qualify you as being boring. Try to think of something else😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (EJtBU)

163
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

NEW: DHS & ICE tell
@FoxNews
they’ve arrested a Mexican illegal alien in Wisconsin who allegedly threatened to assassinate President Trump by shooting him in the head. Per DHS, 54-year-old Ramon Morales Reyes mailed a handwritten letter to an ICE agent on May 21st, expressing anger at deportations of family members, and allegedly claiming he would use his gun to shoot Trump at a rally. ICE arrested him the next day, last Thursday.

DHS says Reyes illegally re-entered the US at least 9 times between 1998-2005, and has criminal convictions for felony hit and run, criminal damage to property, & disorderly conduct w/ domestic abuse.

He remains in custody in Juneau, WI.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (TGPs7)

164 Maybe old lady Macron was angry at hubby for not sharing his coke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (eDGGN)

165 Why would Hunter Biden be in a library?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (PquBa)
__________________

It's not like anyone else in the Biden administration would ever fetch up in a library.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

166 I believe where I come from that's called obstruction.
Posted by: Orson at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM (dIske)

Where the perps come from it's called business as usual.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (PwtH7)

167 I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

I have not indulged in such. I didn't even have my first drink until I was in my mid-20's.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM

I came of age in the 70s. I'll just leave it at that.

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (jc0TO)

168 So "they" removed it from the library to the cubbies Obviously they knew what it was or they wouldn't have touched it as it could have been ricin or something like that.. It' was hunters....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (VE6XX)

169 Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

And what of the cries of those butchered on Oct. 7? Those hostages who were so brutally ravaged, raped and murdered?
My give-a-shit-o-meter for Gaza can't go any lower.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

170 DHS says Reyes illegally re-entered the US at least 9 times between 1998-2005, and has criminal convictions for felony hit and run, criminal damage to property, & disorderly conduct w/ domestic abuse.

But muh democracyyyyyy

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (PwtH7)

171 Someone asked last week why wouldn't the SS stop a protectee from breaking the law?

That's not the SS's job. They aren't law enforcement. They are there to protect the protectee's life.

Same with Bush's daughters drinking underage.
SS was there and let them.

Posted by: rickb223

But don't pass any fake $20 bills.

- St. George Floyd

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (MsrgL)

172 163
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

NEW: DHS & ICE tell
@FoxNews
they’ve arrested a Mexican illegal alien in Wisconsin who allegedly threatened to assassinate President Trump by shooting him in the head. Per DHS, 54-year-old Ramon Morales Reyes mailed a handwritten letter to an ICE agent on May 21st, expressing anger at deportations of family members, and allegedly claiming he would use his gun to shoot Trump at a rally. ICE arrested him the next day, last Thursday.

DHS says Reyes illegally re-entered the US at least 9 times between 1998-2005, and has criminal convictions for felony hit and run, criminal damage to property, & disorderly conduct w/ domestic abuse.

He remains in custody in Juneau, WI.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (TGPs7)

I was hoping Juneau, AK...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

173 >This cannot stand.

------

Okay.
You know I have to do this, right?

Nothing will come of this.

Posted by: Don Black at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (AOsQT)

174
If they've got the staffer who moved it from the library to the cubbies on video, then that's obviously going to lead somewhere. If they're still alive.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

================

If they're still alive? They're probably in high demand by the Clinton's, obamas, and bidens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (n7rxJ)

175 Who among us, has not, in a moment of forgetfulness, misplaced a dime bag now and again? I sat, in the spirit of bipartisan cooperation, we move forward from this divisive issue and continue our untiring work on the behalf of the American People!

Posted by: Sen. Lisa Murkowski at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (PiwSw)

176 Really? It seems to me the SS feels obligated to cover up all sorts of crimes.

They're either awfully diligent or they just like to watch.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (6XkbN)

177 27 21 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

I realllllly don't think so

we joke around about pot but they're all "no one does that anymore"

they barely PARTY one of my boys is totally anti-alcohol now. (let's see if that one lasts)

not seeing that stat unless you're talking about DC elite's kids

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (Pv3Rg)

178 it could have been ricin or something like that.. It' was hunters....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (VE6XX)

Ricin just doesn't have the same kick

Posted by: Hunter at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (PwtH7)

179
Martha Custis Washington burned all of her and George's correspondence.

So, you know, same thing.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (j4U/Z)

180 DHS says Reyes illegally re-entered the US at least 9 times between 1998-2005, and has criminal convictions for felony hit and run, criminal damage to property, & disorderly conduct w/ domestic abuse.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (TGPs7)
_____________________

He sounds like a prize. Pretty bright, too, to send a letter threatening letter to assassinate Trump to an ICE agent.

Off to ADX Florence for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

181 DHS says Reyes illegally re-entered the US at least 9 times between 1998-2005, and has criminal convictions for felony hit and run, criminal damage to property, & disorderly conduct w/ domestic abuse.

But muh democracyyyyyy
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM

DUE PROCESS!!

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (jc0TO)

182 164 Maybe old lady Macron was angry at hubby for not sharing his coke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (eDGGN)

Well, Coke is it!
https://youtu.be/o4YvmN1hvNA

Watch out for the roofies!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (ynpvh)

183 Yeah, I bet the SS guys "destroyed" the cocaine.

Like when I "destroy" a slice of key lime cheesecake.

Posted by: Bulg at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

184 From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

yeah ok

this one sucks too

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (Pv3Rg)

185 180
He sounds like a prize. Pretty bright, too, to send a letter threatening letter to assassinate Trump to an ICE agent.

Off to ADX Florence for him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

=======

So...judge is going to fail to prevent his deportation with an order that Trump doesn't follow and Democrats in MI are going to make him a martyr?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

186 Maybe old lady Macron was angry at hubby for not sharing his coke
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 02:42 PM (eDGGN)

They say it was just horseplay.

Get it? Cuz she's a horse? A male horse!

Btw, I know some folks around these parts don't care for Candace Owens, but I'm warming up to her. She was having fun with this the other day. Supposed to be on maternity leave, but had to come back to rip on this event.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (dGCAG)

187 When they were 20? In Texas? Where a person must be at least 15-17 years of age to publicly drink an alcoholic beverage?

Scandal, with a capital S, that rhymes with . . . Whatever. Meh.
Posted by: Kindltot

When they were 19 and the drinking age was 21.
Sorry. That's the law. Must be nice having cops break the law for you. I had to follow the law because I didn't have a famous father.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (159FE)

188
I think the Secret Service is guilty of something much, much, much worse than covering up Lil' Hunty's peccadillos.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (BI5O2)

189 If they've got the staffer who moved it from the library to the cubbies on video, then that's obviously going to lead somewhere. If they're still alive.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

================

If they're still alive? They're probably in high demand by the Clinton's, obamas, and bidens.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (n7rxJ)

Wasn't me.

Posted by: Kato Kaelin at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (q2NNn)

190 184 From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

Sounds like Hamas wrote that for the Pope

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (VE6XX)

191 "a civil rights violation to interview the White House staff" about the coke??

Yeah, we don't want to be violating any laws. That's hilarious.
Posted by: dantesed

"Gentlemen! There will be no fighting in the War Room!"

President Merkin Muffley

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (vcOmj)

192 162 Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

Sorry, Piper That does not qualify you as being boring. Try to think of something else😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28,

Ha! Thank you. But there are a few people on here that know me in the real world. I think they would attest that yep, that girl does not live on the edge.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (/sySz)

193 But don't pass any fake $20 bills.

- St. George Floyd

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (MsrgL)
_______________

He should have stashed his fentanyl in a library instead of up his ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

194 68 Wasn't me.
Posted

That line is a useful defense in many occasions.
https://tinyurl.com/3s543c8s

Posted by: Shaggy at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (JCZqz)

195 I'm surprised the secret service has time for cover ups , what with all the chick fights.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (0Htd1)

196 You're joking, right? That's sarcasm, it must be.

Do you have any idea how many crimes Secret Service agents have witnessed? How many they've had to participate in, because they're Secret Service?

How many hookers have been killed by Presidents and/or their family members? You know the number is not zero.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

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What the hell do I care? We have citizen Presidents, not kings.

That type of stuff has led me to not pick up my dog's poop at the park anymore. I'll just follow the "rules" our betters follow.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2025 02:47 PM (Wzq2W)

197 179
Martha Custis Washington burned all of her and George's correspondence.

So, you know, same thing.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (j4U/Z)

I don't think George G. was doing coke and hookers during his presidency, much less getting money from his enemies to degrade the country.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

198 Like when I "destroy" a slice of key lime cheesecake.
Posted by: Bulg at May 28, 2025 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

Good lord, why would you snort a slice of key lime cheesecake.

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:47 PM (dGCAG)

199 awww ken please pick up the poops tho

I'm back to trail running!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:47 PM (Pv3Rg)

200 184 From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs
________________

Eff 'em. What about the Israelis' kids? Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

201 From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

How many ready-to-ship metric tons of halal MREs does the Vatican have?

Posted by: Gref at May 28, 2025 02:48 PM (aBgBM)

202 That is fake.
___

Which part? The torn sleeve, the flight attendant, the shove in the face, Macron's wife?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 02:48 PM (Dv3i1)

203 184 From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

Gaaaay

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at May 28, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)

204 So NVIDIA reports their earnings after the bell in an hour or so. Buy on rumor? Sell on rumor?

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 02:49 PM (jc0TO)

205 192 162 Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

Sorry, Piper That does not qualify you as being boring. Try to think of something else😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28,

Ha! Thank you. But there are a few people on here that know me in the real world. I think they would attest that yep, that girl does not live on the edge.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (/sySz)

One can get cut living on the edge...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

206 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps
--
The under-30 crowd can't afford more than weed.
Coke is for people with good jobs.

Bidenomics is working!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 02:49 PM (P9rYY)

207 I think the Secret Service is guilty of something much, much, much worse than covering up Lil' Hunty's peccadillos.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

They were doing blow & hookers in Colombia on duty.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (159FE)

208 Thank God the Chrisley pardon got rammed through. DOGE? Ehhh, who needs it anyway.

Jebus.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (6xrUr)

209 Ha! Thank you. But there are a few people on here that know me in the real world. I think they would attest that yep, that girl does not live on the edge.
Posted by: Piper

I've heard rumors about what you put in your "kale" smoothies...

Posted by: Bulg at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

210 I think the Secret Service is guilty of something much, much, much worse than covering up Lil' Hunty's peccadillos.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2025 02:46 PM (BI5O2)

Among ALLLLL the conspiracy theories about JFK, nobody seems to have settled on who the real shooter was.

I'm not convinced it wasn't the SS agent in the car behind. The guy had an AR-15, there's a photo of him holding it up as the cars are speeding away. He basically went into obscurity after the event, and the trajectory of the round that exploded Kennedy's head would be in line with where he was at the time.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (dGCAG)

211 167 I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

I have not indulged in such. I didn't even have my first drink until I was in my mid-20's.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:40 PM

I came of age in the 70s. I'll just leave it at that.

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM (jc0TO)

I came of age in the 80's. There were drug smugglers in the neighborhood. It was not unusual to find empty cans of beer and empty booze bottles on the sides of roads.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

212
Jeebus Christmas ...Hunter! what a mess

___________

That's Assistant President Hunter to you, Peon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (QnmlO)

213 Why would Hunter Biden be in a library?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 02:36 PM (PquBa)

--------------

The tables in the library are the best for snorting.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (Wzq2W)

214 Well, it's lunchtime, so I'm off to destroy the evidence of a tuna sandwich in my fridge.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2025 02:51 PM (gKWVE)

215 Did the new Shitcago Pope wish us a happy Africa Day on Monday?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 28, 2025 02:51 PM (wBaIH)

216
They were doing blow & hookers in Colombia on duty.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (159FE)

There's also the part where the set the President up to die in a Serpico-style hit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2025 02:51 PM (BI5O2)

217 181 DHS says Reyes illegally re-entered the US at least 9 times between 1998-2005, and has criminal convictions for felony hit and run, criminal damage to property, & disorderly conduct w/ domestic abuse.

But muh democracyyyyyy
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 02:43 PM

DUE PROCESS!!
Posted by: toby928

Due process should be limited to snapping the strap closed on the bike helmet before launching him to his country of origin via trebuchet.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 02:51 PM (Dv3i1)

218 Hogg also states that he was "scared" of Bernal.

Not surprised. That little weasel is scared of his own shadow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 02:51 PM (0Htd1)

219 "a civil rights violation to interview the White House staff" about the coke??

Yeah, we don't want to be violating any laws. That's hilarious.

Posted by: dantesed

---------------

US District Clown Judge, De Facto POTUS, And De Facto SCOTUS Cheap Justice Bozoberg DEMANDS Their Do-Do Process!

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 02:51 PM (8IVGW)

220 "the Secret Service "destroyed" the cocaine,"

The evidence was divided into two aliquots, labeled A and B. Per standard procedure, A was destroyed by insufflation, and B was destroyed by injection.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 28, 2025 02:52 PM (t8CWH)

221 209 I've heard rumors about what you put in your "kale" smoothies...
Posted by: Bulg at May 28, 2025 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

Kale? Scandalous!

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:52 PM (/sySz)

222 What the hell do I care? We have citizen Presidents, not kings.

That type of stuff has led me to not pick up my dog's poop at the park anymore. I'll just follow the "rules" our betters follow.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2025 02:47 PM (Wzq2W)

The point is, they're allowed to get away with it. You aren't.

Go ahead and leave that poop in the park, see how long it takes for ATF to show up with a battering ram at your door.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:52 PM (dGCAG)

223 If Hunter was in the Library, with the Cocaine...

I think we might need to look into the possibility that Col. Mustard is the source of the cocaine.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:52 PM (hJb7m)

224 "From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs."

Who talks like that? AI? A retarded poetry-major dropout? I don't know which is worse: that we have another fuckface Pope Mohammad, or that he writes like a sparkly homo ass-jizzle faggot.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

225 223 If Hunter was in the Library, with the Cocaine...

I think we might need to look into the possibility that Col. Mustard is the source of the cocaine.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02

We need a candlestick in there somewhere.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:53 PM (/sySz)

226 Do you know who else had a SS ?

Posted by: That Guy that always makes that cryptic comparisons at May 28, 2025 02:53 PM (w9Wax)

227 >>From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

Sounds to me like they have a source of protein at the very least.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:54 PM (hJb7m)

228
No candlesticks. Those pervs will be sticking them up their asses.

What has happened to our country??

Posted by: four seasons at May 28, 2025 02:54 PM (3ek7K)

229 If Hunter was in the Library, with the Cocaine...

I think we might need to look into the possibility that Col. Mustard is the source of the cocaine.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02

We need a candlestick in there somewhere.
Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:53 PM (/sySz)

... on a line off the wrench?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 02:54 PM (VNX3d)

230 I heard somewhere that the toot belonged to Zelenskyyy, who had visited the WH recently, not Hunter.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 28, 2025 02:54 PM (t8CWH)

231 I think we might need to look into the possibility that Col. Mustard is the source of the cocaine.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:52 PM (hJb7m)

Fine, you go see what you can get out of the Colonel.

I'm going to put the screws to Miss Scarlett.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:54 PM (dGCAG)

232 227 >>From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

Are these the same "parents" who strap suicide belts on to blow up Israeli children ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (VE6XX)

233 >>From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

Sounds to me like they have a source of protein at the very least.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02:54 PM (hJb7m)

+1

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (q2NNn)

234 @Pope circa 1944?

From #Dresden, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (Dv3i1)

235 229 If Hunter was in the Library, with the Cocaine...

I think we might need to look into the possibility that Col. Mustard is the source of the cocaine.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2025 02

We need a candlestick in there somewhere.
Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:53 PM (/sySz)

... on a line off the wrench?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 02:54 PM (VNX3d)

or a lead pipe.

Posted by: Tonya Harding at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

236 Actually, the rumor I heard was that the cocaine belonged to Kamala.

That's just her campaign staff trying to explain away her word salads. "She's not dumber than a box of rocks, she's just coked up."

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (0Htd1)

237 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps"

I realllllly don't think so

we joke around about pot but they're all "no one does that anymore"

they barely PARTY one of my boys is totally anti-alcohol now. (let's see if that one lasts)
Posted by: Black Orchid

My son is in his late 20s, works in a casino, and doesn't drink or do any drugs. Wasn't out chasing girls, either, just work, gym, computer, bed (his 6pm-2am schedule didn’t help). This generation is just a little different.

Although, he slowly seems to have acquired a girlfriend that evolved from co-worker to gym-partner to more. Chinese national with green card or visa...maybe spying on me!!!

Posted by: Military Moron at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

238 Did the new Shitcago Pope wish us a happy Africa Day on Monday?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 28, 2025 02:51 PM (wBaIH)

----------------

Will he be personally blessing the DogEater Presidential Suppository And Outhouse?

/Maybe he can bring the Olympics to Shitcago after winning a Nobel ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (8IVGW)

239 90% of the under-30 crowd bumps
--
The under-30 crowd can't afford more than weed.
Coke is for people with good jobs.

Bidenomics is working!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 02:49 PM (P9rYY)
_______

Part of the popularity of coke is that it's fairly cheap now, and very easy to get.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

240 >>I think we might need to look into the possibility that Col. Mustard is the source of the cocaine.

I suspect Professor Plum - something odd about that chap.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (NcvvS)

241 I'm going to put the screws to Miss Scarlett.
Posted by: BurtTC

Mmmmmm...Leslie Ann Warren...mmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulg at May 28, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

242 I renew my appeal to leaders: cease fire, release all hostages, and fully respect international humanitarian law!

Posted by: Mister Ghost

I'm pretty sure this line isn't directed at the Jewish side of the conflict.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 28, 2025 02:56 PM (hB7mE)

243 227 >>From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs
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Get Out!
Go to Egypt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 02:56 PM (tRs7o)

244 Do you know who else had a SS ?
Posted by: That Guy that always makes that cryptic comparisons at May 28, 2025 02:53 PM (w9Wax)

That reminds me, I gotta clean my carpets.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 02:56 PM (dGCAG)

245 Cocaine is a really gross drug, IMHO. It's just kinda trashy. At least with meth you can get shit done.

Posted by: Max Power at May 28, 2025 02:57 PM (q177U)

246 So...judge is going to fail to prevent his deportation with an order that Trump doesn't follow and Democrats in MI are going to make him a martyr?
---
LOL
My Hate Feed had a screed from Talking Points Memo howling and whining about how Trump is defying the judges.

I didn't know how hilarious it's been.

After missing the deadline to respond, and then asking for more time, Trump responded:

Judge: Where is he and what's his status?
DHS: As far as we know, in the custody of Salvador

Judge: What have you done to return him?
DHS: Sent your order over to State

Judge: What further steps are you going to take to return him.
DHS: None

LOL, a/k/a "I fart in your general direction. Go away or I shall mock you some more."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 02:57 PM (P9rYY)

247 EMA SCAM EXPOSED in Maui!

Tiny 490 sq ft homes for Lahaina fire victims built and paid for by FEMA are costing taxpayers a staggering $826,000 EACH.

That’s over $1,600 per square foot.

Temporary housing at luxury resort prices?
This is a blatant ripoff and YOU’RE footing the bill

_$1,600 per square foot

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 02:57 PM (tRs7o)

248 Get Out!
Go to Egypt.
___

Hell no!

Posted by: Egypt's Border Wall with Gaza at May 28, 2025 02:58 PM (Dv3i1)

249 >>From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs
----------

Get Out!
Go to Egypt.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 02:56 PM (tRs7o)

Try Pakistan. I hear they need fighters.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 02:59 PM (VNX3d)

250 Begin offered to give Gaza back to Egypt during the Camp David Accords and Sadat said "no backsies"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 02:59 PM (eDGGN)

251 > 236 Actually, the rumor I heard was that the cocaine belonged to Kamala.

That's just her campaign staff trying to explain away her word salads. "She's not dumber than a box of rocks, she's just coked up."
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 02:55 PM (0Htd1)

N****** be talking when they on coke, think they be making plenty sense, don't be sayin' shit.

-- Richard Pryor

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 28, 2025 03:00 PM (qpyNK)

252 222 What the hell do I care? We have citizen Presidents, not kings.

That type of stuff has led me to not pick up my dog's poop at the park anymore. I'll just follow the "rules" our betters follow.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2025 02:47 PM (Wzq2W)

The point is, they're allowed to get away with it. You aren't.

Go ahead and leave that poop in the park, see how long it takes for ATF to show up with a battering ram at your door.
Posted by: BurtTC

Poop anywhere else in San Francisco, and no one cares. Poop in Nancy Pelosi's driveway, and you go to jail.

Posted by: Armando, Sep 2020 at May 28, 2025 03:00 PM (JCZqz)

253 And all the Secret Service agents sang:

lala lalalala hey oh o la la lala ... ... sing it again bois

o, lala lalalala hey oh o lala la laa ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 03:00 PM (tRs7o)

254 I think this all could have been guess by anyone about the cover up.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2025 03:00 PM (ypFCm)

255 I am hoping that the new Director of the USSS Sean Curran is doing the housecleaning that Trump expects of him. I understand if we don't hear from him that a lot of this work is done behind closed doors both with investigations and personnel matters but a little reassurance would be nice.

Posted by: Cheri at May 28, 2025 03:01 PM (oiNtH)

256 >>>Try Pakistan. I hear they need fighters.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Good call. All they know is hit, run and blame it on the victim.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 03:02 PM (tRs7o)

257 Poop anywhere else in San Francisco, and no one cares. Poop in Nancy Pelosi's driveway, and you go to jail.
___

Hammer a bum anywhere else in San Francisco, and no one cares. Hammer a bum in Nancy Pelosi's foyer, and you go to jail.

Posted by: David DePape at May 28, 2025 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)

258 I tried growing my own aliquots once. Wasn't successful. The aliquot blight was bad that year.

Posted by: Bulg at May 28, 2025 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

259 Get Out!
Go to Egypt.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 02:56 PM (tRs7o)

They did that once in the past. Turns out Palestinians aren’t good neighbors, and even worse guests. Ergo, massive border wall at Gaza.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 28, 2025 03:02 PM (Mxf84)

260 I'm just catching up since the Art Thread.

From a couple doors down: Artists rendition of the Obamas PDA, and Baracks bicep shown at 10X magnification. Ace! Oh fuck that is gold.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 03:02 PM (144I4)

261 Our hallways are pooping sanctuaries.

Posted by: EPA at May 28, 2025 03:03 PM (q2NNn)

262 With a cover-up no one can know tje extent of who was all involved.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2025 03:03 PM (ypFCm)

263 When I caught the first whiff of this story, I knew the Biden Clan was behind it and that it was a big fucking deal!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 03:03 PM (dqmL3)

264 I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.
Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)

Same here. Older I get, the more I realize that virtue is not its own reward and it's just plain boring. Delay gratification long enough and you just end up with no gratification and nothing to show for it.

Posted by: Didn't avail me anything anyway at May 28, 2025 03:03 PM (TbWk/)

265 I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.
Posted by: Piper

No alcohol?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 28, 2025 03:04 PM (KAi1n)

266 258 I tried growing my own aliquots once. Wasn't successful. The aliquot blight was bad that year.
Posted by: Bulg at May 28, 2025 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

Sounds like a really nasty herbicide.

Posted by: Paraquat but with more spice at May 28, 2025 03:05 PM (TbWk/)

267 Same here. Older I get, the more I realize that virtue is not its own reward and it's just plain boring. Delay gratification long enough and you just end up with no gratification and nothing to show for it.
Posted by: Didn't avail me anything anyway

Crawley Dake: I never saw a rich man who didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.

Wyatt Earp: already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too.

Posted by: Tombstone at May 28, 2025 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

268 Jewish inventions: an endless list, ranging from the ballpoint pen to streptomycin. Number of Nobel Prizes: 216.

"Palestinian" inventions: the child-sized suicide bomb vest. That's it. Number of Nobel Prizes: 0.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 28, 2025 03:06 PM (qpyNK)

269 They were doing blow & hookers in Colombia on duty.
Posted by: rickb223

I thought it was Brazil. Didn't they get caught because one of the cheap bastards didn't pay the whore?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 03:06 PM (0Htd1)

270 When I caught the first whiff of this story, I knew the Biden Clan was behind it and that it was a big fucking deal!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 03:03 PM (dqmL3)

You know the old saying: Where there's smoke, there's Hunter's crackpipe.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

271 DC protects its own.
If Trump wanted to clean up DC he had one chance: Matt Gaetz.
Blondi combined with Patel ( no better example of an aggressive mouth connected to nothing) will protect Trump from direct threats. Little else.
Accountability , for prior felonies, sedition, treason will not be forthcoming.
In a most perverse and ironic way, Trump, to protect his own ass and ours HAD to have to have a long line of felons standing trial and doing the jail thingy.
Woulda thought the attempted assassinations would have helped Trump realize no policy really matters until you serve justice swift, hard and relentlessly to the traitors.
Oh well. We fight on.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 28, 2025 03:07 PM (OtpzQ)

272 I thought it was Brazil. Didn't they get caught because one of the cheap bastards didn't pay the whore?
Posted by: nerdygirl

It was somewhere in South America. The actual agents doing it, were "on the clock" at the time, but they were there "on duty" for a protection detail.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 03:07 PM (159FE)

273 Whatever tradition the Secret Service might have had seems to have been lost. It would be better to fire everyone and only rehire on a case-by-case basis.

Posted by: PG at May 28, 2025 03:08 PM (afPT4)

274 I thought it was Brazil. Didn't they get caught because one of the cheap bastards didn't pay the whore?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 03:06 PM (0Htd1)

It was a bio experiment. They were trying to figure out how to make a hormone.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 03:08 PM (PwtH7)

275 Posted by: Didn't avail me anything anyway at May 28, 2025 03:03 PM (TbWk/)

Would you rather be Hunter Biden? Seriously?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2025 03:08 PM (EJtBU)

276 268 Jewish inventions: an endless list, ranging from the ballpoint pen to streptomycin. Number of Nobel Prizes: 216.

"Palestinian" inventions: the child-sized suicide bomb vest. That's it. Number of Nobel Prizes: 0.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 28, 2025 03:06 PM (qpyNK)

Not True.

Posted by: Yassir Arafat at May 28, 2025 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

277 Hammer a bum anywhere else in San Francisco, and no one cares. Hammer a bum in Nancy Pelosi's foyer, and you go to jail.
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That would look good on a t-shirt.

Posted by: Crusader at May 28, 2025 03:08 PM (TN0g+)

278 I was hoping Juneau, AK...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

We don't want that shit up here. Keep it in the Lower 48, please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2025 03:08 PM (a4NoL)

279 The moment this story broke it was widely assumed the coke was Hunter's. That assertation hasn't been debunked just because the Secret Service and local EMS destroyed the evidence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2025 03:08 PM (Q4IgG)

280 > Not True.
Posted by: Yassir Arafat at May 28, 2025 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

I was talking about real Nobel Prizes, not the political participation trophies.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 28, 2025 03:09 PM (qpyNK)

281 It was somewhere in South America. The actual agents doing it, were "on the clock" at the time, but they were there "on duty" for a protection detail.

*Weren't on the clock, but were on duty. Sheesh.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 03:10 PM (159FE)

282 I got no kick from cocaine

acid: took it once. Me and my tripping buddy walked around the grounds of a German castle for hours, and tried to determine which trees were fake and which were real.

hash: best buzz ever
1970s reefer: comes in 2nd

crystal meth: good for working long hours in the motor pool or in the field

caffeine and ibuprofen are my drugs now

Posted by: Don Black at May 28, 2025 03:10 PM (AOsQT)

283

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

284 I always wondered if Yassir Arafat might have a brother named Nosir. And a brother who joined the Marines, named SirNoSir!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 03:10 PM (qpyNK)

285 Have Cadaver Joe and Dr. Jill ever welcomed the illegitimate granddaughter from Hunter's loins into the family, yet?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 03:11 PM (dqmL3)

286 >>>They did that once in the past. Turns out Palestinians aren’t good neighbors, and even worse guests. Ergo, massive border wall at Gaza.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric
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D-9s flanked by a couple of Merkavas would solve that problem.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 03:11 PM (tRs7o)

287 I thought it was Brazil. Didn't they get caught because one of the cheap bastards didn't pay the whore?
Posted by: nerdygirl

It was somewhere in South America. The actual agents doing it, were "on the clock" at the time, but they were there "on duty" for a protection detail.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 03:07 PM (159FE)
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Colombia. The retards got into a dispute with the whores over the price. Rather than get the fuck out of there, they made a scene and the cops were called. Something like 20 agents were involved.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

288 285 Have Cadaver Joe and Dr. Jill ever welcomed the illegitimate granddaughter from Hunter's loins into the family, yet?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 03:11 PM (dqmL3)

One would hope not; Joey has some bad habits with children and young family members.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 03:12 PM (ynpvh)

289 265 I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.
Posted by: Piper

No alcohol?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 28, 2025 03:04 PM (KAi1n)

I can count on 1 hand the times I have had a buzz, and still have fingers left over. I will have a glass of wine every now and then, but it’s not often. I would rather save the calories for something else.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2025 03:12 PM (aT5K/)

290 > 285 Have Cadaver Joe and Dr. Jill ever welcomed the illegitimate granddaughter from Hunter's loins into the family, yet?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 03:11 PM (dqmL3)

As much as it grieves me to say anything positive abbout that senile grifter, I think Dopey did, in fact, acknowledge the child as his granddaughter a while back.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 03:12 PM (qpyNK)

291 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)

292 291 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)

Someone would get it in the ass, perhaps both.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (ynpvh)

293 > 291 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)

The only fight those two would have is one to decide who got to be on top first.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (qpyNK)

294 291 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)

It would be a slap fight for sure

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (VE6XX)

295 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)
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"Obama. Definitely. Motherfucker fights dirty."

-- Obama's Dead Gay Chef

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

296 >Have Cadaver Joe and Dr. Jill ever welcomed the illegitimate granddaughter from Hunter's loins into the family, yet?
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no

but they admit such a child exists

Posted by: Don Black at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (AOsQT)

297 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)

America.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (T8HGr)

298 291 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)

Michelle?

I dunno, comedy is difficult.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (Mxf84)

299 I would rather save the calories for something else.
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This interests me.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (n17eQ)

300
175 Who among us, has not, in a moment of forgetfulness, misplaced a dime bag now and again? I sat, in the spirit of bipartisan cooperation, we move forward from this divisive issue and continue our untiring work on the behalf of the American People!
Posted by: Sen. Lisa Murkowski at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (PiwSw)

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Untiring, you say.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (PquBa)

301 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

Isn't it a little soon to give a final reckoning on Pope Leo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (EJtBU)

302 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)

They would end up having sex.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (dGCAG)

303 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)

The white one

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (PwtH7)

304 Someone would get it in the ass, perhaps both.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (ynpvh)

Go on...

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (WeTZq)

305 >In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?
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the guy who does NOT break a nail

Posted by: Don Black at May 28, 2025 03:15 PM (AOsQT)

306 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

Isn't it a little soon to give a final reckoning on Pope Leo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2025 03:14 PM (EJtBU)
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Read what he wrote. You don't come back from that. I was willing to give him a chance, and I did. You only need one bite from the viper to know he's not your friend.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

307
New one

Posted by: four seasons at May 28, 2025 03:16 PM (3ek7K)

308 Colombia. The retards got into a dispute with the whores over the price. Rather than get the fuck out of there, they made a scene and the cops were called. Something like 20 agents were involved.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Regardless of where, it all goes back to "sure, they're law enforcement. LOL"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 03:16 PM (159FE)

309 I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.
Posted by: Piper

Neither have I and I'm an old boomer.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2025 03:17 PM (lJ0H4)

310 I had a friend who fell for the Car Shield scam and was paying $169/month for coverage.

When they tried to use it Car Shield always found an excuse or loophole to deny the claim. I told her to drop it now and the money you save from the scam is a better investment.

The commercial with ICE-T and Viv Foxx is total BS. These people are millionaires and they use Car Shield on their cars ??

Car Shield is a legal scam big time.....

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 28, 2025 03:17 PM (MqCLA)

311 SS job is to protect the lives of those assigned, shouldn't do boo to protect them from their actions, legal or just embarrassment.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 28, 2025 03:17 PM (RE0lB)

312 How many hookers have been killed by Presidents and/or their family members? You know the number is not zero.
Posted by: BurtTC

Script for a Clint Eastwood movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 03:18 PM (0Htd1)

313 294 291 In a fight between Obama and Hogg, who would win?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 03:13 PM (n17eQ)
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Obama would definitely win the hair pulling part.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 03:18 PM (tRs7o)

314 Speaking of presidential grandkids, the last living grandson of John Tyler has died at the age of 96.

(Tyler remarried late in life, to a much younger woman).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 03:19 PM (qpyNK)

315 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 03:15 PM (iFTx

I am not in the business of determining how or in what way Pope Leo comes back or if he needs to I also think it's quite possible that Feather Blade's assessment might be correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2025 03:19 PM (EJtBU)

316 Oh, wait. I think it was the SS that killed the hooker. I have to rewatch that movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 03:19 PM (0Htd1)

317 290 > 285 Have Cadaver Joe and Dr. Jill ever welcomed the illegitimate granddaughter from Hunter's loins into the family, yet?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 03:11 PM (dqmL3)
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As much as it grieves me to say anything positive abbout that senile grifter, I think Dopey did, in fact, acknowledge the child as his granddaughter a while back.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2025 03:12 PM (qpyNK)
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Only because it was part of the settlement between Hunter and Navy Joan's mother. Biden had to acknowledge her, or it would have been no deal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2025 03:19 PM (xxMK8)

318 I have never partaken in illegal drugs, or even drugs there were illegal and are now legal. But I am also really, really boring.
Posted by: Piper

Neither have I and I'm an old boomer.
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2025 03:17 PM (lJ0H4)

I've tried alcohol, and didn't like it. No illegal drugs.

I may be boring, but I remember my mistakes. Hopefully I learn from them... or not.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 03:19 PM (VNX3d)

319 NOOD Visa Ban

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 03:20 PM (VNX3d)

320 Fire for cause (criminal conspiracy) everyone from the Secret Service director on down, (loss of all pensions or government benefits) to which ever agent failed to secure the evidence. Let them try to sue to get their jobs back. Send 6AM FBI swat raids to their houses looking for evidence in the case. Put them and their families face first in the mud out side their houses while their homes are searched like Trump's house was.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 28, 2025 03:20 PM (Da7Vv)

321 DHS says Reyes illegally re-entered the US at least 9 times between 1998-2005, and has criminal convictions for felony hit and run, criminal damage to property, & disorderly conduct w/ domestic abuse.

And yet...?

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2025 03:20 PM (9tkmY)

322 DHS says Reyes illegally re-entered the US at least 9 times

We know this from the plane tickets we bought him.

Posted by: The DHS at May 28, 2025 03:23 PM (STfYR)

323 Off for another all nighter
Have a great afternoon everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2025 03:27 PM (ypFCm)

324 If the Secret Service derailed the investigation into whoever smuggled cocaine into the White House, that means it was probably meant for a Biden, and we can guess which one it was. So if Hunter’s not clean, he’s probably busy draining the family fortune to feed his habit, which is why they’ve trying so desperately to get speaking fees for Dirty Old Joe.

Posted by: RebeccaH at May 28, 2025 03:50 PM (nnkjY)

325 Wait, there is CAMERA footage?

Fuck it, release that footage.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at May 28, 2025 04:00 PM (gDhA9)

326 I'm finding it really hard to believe Hogg and access and/or knowledge of the inner workings of the WH.
Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2025 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

Well he was insider enough to recently be named DNC co-chair for whatever. Not sure what he was doing before that but it might have involved trips to the white house.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

327 Oh, wait. I think it was the SS that killed the hooker. I have to rewatch that movie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 03:19 PM (0Htd1)

To Live and Die in LA?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2025 04:23 PM (8avO+)

328 So was the Secret Service screwing around while two freaks tried to assonate Trump?!

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 28, 2025 04:39 PM (wGqjj)

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