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DEI Is Our Strength: Two Totally-Qualified Female Secret Service Agents Get Into a Hair-Pulling Catfight Outside the Obama Residence
Update: The Fight Was Over Who Got Which Car?

So professional.

Two Secret Service agents were suspended after getting into a physical altercation last week that was captured on video and circulated online.

A Secret Service spokesperson confirmed the authenticity of the video, which depicted two female officers getting into a physical fight while on duty. NBC News reported that the incident occurred outside of former President Obama's home in Washington, D.C.

The spokesperson said the incident -- which occurred early last Wednesday -- is under internal investigation.

More from Susan Crabtree:


Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree

🚨#BREAKING SCOOP: IS DEI STILL PLAGUING THE SECRET SERVICE?
FRACAS OUTSIDE OBAMA RESIDENCE RAISES NEW QUESTIONS: Get a supervisor "immediately before I whoop this girl's ass."

Two female Secret Service Uniformed Division officers got into a physical fight outside former President Obama's D.C. residence while guarding it. The fracas occurred at roughly 2:30 a.m. early Wednesday morning, according to two sources in the Secret Service community.

The lack of professionalism was on display during the fight and in a call one of the women made on a recorded Secret Service line to request a supervisor to come to the scene "immediately before I whoop this girl's ass." The woman officer who made the call was upset that her shift replacement was late and assailed her verbally and physically when she finally did arrive to relieve her. Audio of the early a.m. call is now circulating among agents and officers and is attached to this X post.

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The incident is raising new concerns among fellow Secret Service agents and officers about the agency's lowering of hiring standards during years of a major DEI push to add more minorities and women to the ranks under previous Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle.

Cheatle resigned under a cloud after the J13 assassination attempt against Donald Trump. The Secret Service for years has experienced low morale and a severe manpower shortage, which is also contributing to lower hiring standards as the agency works to increase its agents and officers.

Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree

#BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE: @RCPolitics has obtained video of the fight between two women Secret Service Uniformed Division Officers outside former President Obama's residence last week after one officer called a supervisor to come before "I whoop this girl's ass."

More details about the reason for the fight: Multiple Secret Service sources say one woman Uniformed Division officer was triggered because the officer coming to relieve at the end of her shift was late. Another well-placed Secret Service source says the replacement officer was only a few minutes late, and the woman officer who started the fight wanted a Dodge Durango, not the Ford Explorer, that the other officer arrived in. Officers apparently have a choice of cars they can check out when they go on duty -- and provide relief for shift changes.

"If that's all it takes to set you off, [then this officer] is dangerous to have around," the source remarked.

Secret Service agents and officers are annually trained to recognize "insider threats" -- employees who pose a danger to the agency's security, data, and operations.

The officer who started the fight displays several of the "insider threat" signs. As @RCPolitics previously reported, the agency did not actively investigate at least one other internal "insider threat" report for several years despite internal complaints about this employee, and there are ongoing questions about whether the agent was appropriately punished after she was investigated.

Some key signs of insider threats:

Disgruntled Employees: Disengaged or unhappy employees can be more likely to engage in risky behavior, potentially leading to security breaches or other issues.

Behavioral and Performance Issues:
Changes in work habits, such as decreased productivity, increased errors, or displays of resentment, can be early warning signs of potential insider threats.

Security violations: Disgruntled employees might intentionally or unintentionally cause security breaches, such as unauthorized access to sensitive data, excessive data downloads, or policy violations.

Crabtree's post is here, including audio of the "get a supervisor before I whoop this girl's ass" line.

Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog

In the last year, multiple Secret Service agents have been suspended for getting into fights with each other. They have all been female. But you're not supposed to draw any conclusions from that. No matter how obvious those conclusions seem to be.

I saw someone, maybe Actual Justice Warrior or Black Conservative Perspective, call for assigning all of the DEI hires that Biden used to use for Trump's "protective" detail to Obama, Biden, and the Clintons. After all, if Diversity Is Our Strength, those who have recruited all of this "Strength" should have all of that "Strength," shouldn't they?

It looks like maybe that is what Trump is doing, and good on him if he is.

Meanwhile, the Obamas continue their Love-Romance for the Ages.

The rumors about Barack and Michelle Obama's marriage won't go away, and that's largely because neither of them has bothered to deny them. Despite media portrayals suggesting that Michelle has addressed the speculation, what we keep getting are vague, rehearsed soundbites that avoid saying anything definitive.
...


It's telling that Michelle and Barack still haven't offered a clear denial. Instead, we're expected to believe that there's nothing wrong after each flimsy excuse and explanation is offered.

...

Except that they're not. On Wednesday, Page Six reported that the Obamas "proved they're still going strong with a romantic date night" in New York City this week.


The couple was photographed leaving New York City's Lowell Hotel restaurant Tuesday night, their first time spotted together in six months.

Barack, 63, suited up for the occasion.

Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown, completing her look with a pair of black slingback heels.

She wore her hair back in a low bun and accessorized with statement gold jewelry, from her hoop earrings to the bangles stacked on her arm.

The 61-year-old, who had her wedding ring on, was all smiles exiting the establishment.

As for her husband, Barack maintained a serious expression as the duo approached their car surrounded by Secret Service members.

He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

Here's an Artist's Conception of what Barry-Michelle PDA might look like:

bicepsobama.jpg
Barack Obama's bicep shown at x10 magnification

Matt Margolis concludes:


This is the first time we've seen them together in public in months. Yet the media is pushing this "all is well" line while unsubtly pointing out details that "prove" the rumors of marital problems to be false. Michelle "had her wedding ring on." Oh really? Did anyone think she wouldn't?

Posted by: Ace at 01:07 PM




Comments

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1 Calm down!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 28, 2025 01:07 PM (inZJT)

2 And that's when it started

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 28, 2025 01:08 PM (inZJT)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 01:09 PM (VNX3d)

4 And nodded

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 28, 2025 01:09 PM (inZJT)

5 Nice to know that Obama isn't immune from getting assigned the "C" agents.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at May 28, 2025 01:09 PM (vTTFR)

6 I like to imagine that Trump's people assigned the worst agents to Obama.

The ones that those who were on Trump's detail last year are like, "Damn...they should not be in this business."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

7 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
In the last year, multiple Secret Service agents have been suspended for getting into fights with each other. They have all been female. But you're not supposed to draw any conclusions from that. No matter how obvious those conclusions seem to be.

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That...men should be better?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

8 The Secret Service hiring only the best. Idiotic people who can't get the getto out of their head.

Posted by: Archer at May 28, 2025 01:10 PM (IDphi)

9 Who?

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 01:10 PM (jc0TO)

10 I don't see a lot of spin kicks and flying takedowns.

This can't be real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2025 01:10 PM (bss/y)

11 Is this the fat lesbian vs the lesbian with the normal upper body but fat ass?

Or is this an entirely different pair of Secret Service lesbians?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 28, 2025 01:10 PM (xcxpd)

12 Chuck E. Cheese just got themselves two new security guards.

Posted by: Roy at May 28, 2025 01:10 PM (qwype)

13 Afternoon.

Don't those Secret Service agents know they need a mud pit to rassle in? Or at least a tub full of jello.

Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2025 01:11 PM (x2uoR)

14 Aren't one or more of their estates for sale too?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 28, 2025 01:11 PM (MGB5H)

15 I suspect the Obamas are now getting the E rated agents. E = Exiting soon.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 01:11 PM (VNX3d)

16 Remember who needs to be in charge for world peace…

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (a0nOD)

17 In the last year, multiple Secret Service agents have been suspended for getting into fights with each other. They have all been female. But you're not supposed to draw any conclusions from that. No matter how obvious those conclusions seem to be.

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That...men should be better?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

Yes, but also:

Lack of discipline.

Not focusing on the real job, trying to protect someone's life.

Getting caught up in stupid shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (bss/y)

18 Fighting over the new chef?

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

19 If the hairpieces/wigs ain't yanked off, then it ain't a fight.

Posted by: Roy at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (qwype)

20 Michelle and Barack will remain married until the statute of limitations runs out on whatever crimes they may still be charged with.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

21
He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

________

He didn't want to get slapped. Big Mike would have put the prissy little ponce into next week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (QnmlO)

22 "That's MY eyeshadow color you BITCH!"

Posted by: Temperamentally unsuited for jobs requiring emotional stability at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (TbWk/)

23 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (6YdsJ)

24 At Barry's urging, Congress gave former presidents lifetime SS protection instead of the 10 year limit instituted as a cost-saving measure.

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

25 Based on how I've learned that stronky women fight from superhero movies, I can't believe either one lived to see another day.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (lCppi)

26 As for Barry and Mike...I mean keep in mind that Ah-nuke and Maria Shriver are still legally married. Even if things are less than rosy in Obamastan, they'll probably stay married just for bidness reasons.

Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (x2uoR)

27 There was a recent case where a female cop was surprised by her own reflection in a mirror and shot it multiple times. Even if you give her all the excuses in the world, she was shooting at a uniformed police officer.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (pZ1wD)

28 Nothing like a little face scratching and hair pulling to start your day.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

29 No details about the strap for The First Bowcaster ?

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (jQTUu)

30 Discipline in general seems to have gone right the fuck out the window.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (bss/y)

31 "stunned?"

Posted by: 29Victor at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (TL7UX)

32 Michelle 'stunned?' Sure, Jan.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (lCppi)

33 ALL IS WELL!!!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (Mxf84)

34 He didn't want to get slapped. Big Mike would have put the prissy little ponce into next week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (QnmlO)
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Instant youtube video hit. 20 million views guaranteed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (tT6L1)

35 Is there any video of the incident that resulted in Obama's former chef drowning and Obama appearing in public with a black eye a couple of days later?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (5IFb9)

36 >>>The couple was photographed leaving New York City's Lowell Hotel restaurant Tuesday night, their first time spotted together in six months.

It's no big mystery. He's off binging on gay sex, and nobody wants to be around a flamer binging on gay sex except other flamers binging on gay sex.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (i24o9)

37

Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown, completing her look with a pair of black slingback heels.

She wore her hair back in a low bun and accessorized with statement gold jewelry, from her hoop earrings to the bangles stacked on her arm.


SHE IS FUCKIN OPPRESSED!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (et1vG)

38 >> Barack Obama's bicep shown at x10 magnification

LoL X 10…. Great cruelty

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (WdMlw)

39 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

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Personal Digital Assistant?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (6YdsJ)

40 25 Based on how I've learned that stronky women fight from superhero movies, I can't believe either one lived to see another day.
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2025 01:13 PM (lCppi)

Well, neither one would stand still for the other to climb them like a tree and get their legs around their head and throw them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2025 01:15 PM (bss/y)

41
20 million views guaranteed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (tT6L1)

__________

At least 10 million would be by me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 01:15 PM (QnmlO)

42 Considering the Fed's Butler County performance last year, getting A team protection can make a difference.

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2025 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

43 Hire the average, that's what you get

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2025 01:15 PM (ypFCm)

44 Don't those Secret Service agents know they need a mud pit to rassle in? Or at least a tub full of jello.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2025 01:11 PM (x2uoR)

I doubt these are the sort of females one would want to see wrasslin' in a Jello pit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2025 01:15 PM (MxMl8)

45 Those two skaggy scamps, one is clearly black but the other looks white or at least not black?

I'll bet this was some stupid mean-girl racial beef.

Oh and: A spate of stabbings and fights led to the closure of a beloved boardwalk and the arrest of more than 70 people — including 21 minors — as tens of thousands of revelers descended upon the Jersey Shore for Memorial Day weekend, according to cops and reports.

https://tinyurl.com/mwa2nudm

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

46 The fatter one wins in a shoving contest.

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

47 As for Barry and Mike...I mean keep in mind that Ah-nuke and Maria Shriver are still legally married. Even if things are less than rosy in Obamastan, they'll probably stay married just for bidness reasons.

Elites don’t believe in love. Everything is business with them. And they look down on the peasants who think love is a thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (pZ1wD)

48 Michelle "had her wedding ring on." Oh really? Did anyone think she wouldn't?

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I was hoping it would be in her nose.

/Are we sure it wasn't a body double?

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (brNjp)

49
Michelle broke out her phone and started recording while chanting "Worldstar!!" every 10 seconds.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (IifOV)

50 I think the only thing Barry and Big Mike ever really had in common was an enormous racial chip on their shoulders. Now that they've succeeded in virtually every way, beyond their wildest youthful dreams, I think even they might be beginning to see that the racial chip was a delusion, so they now have nothing to unite them in mind and spirit.

Posted by: Paco at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (mADJX)

51 I saw someone... call for assigning all of the DEI hires that Biden used to use for Trump's "protective" detail to Obama, Biden, and the Clintons. After all, if Diversity Is Our Strength, those who have recruited all of this "Strength" should have all of that "Strength," shouldn't they?

---------------

I was thinking the exact same thing. Any incompetent that won't leave (and a judge prevents from firing?) gets assigned to a Democrat. And screw firing, they should RECRUIT angry fat black women for the Obamas. Would it be the second time Big Mike was proud to be an American?

Posted by: bearski at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (Bhsk7)

52 39 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

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Personal Digital Assistant?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (6YdsJ)

Yes. Neither had their Blackberries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (bss/y)

53
Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown, completing her look with a pair of black slingback heels.

She wore her hair back in a low bun and accessorized with statement gold jewelry, from her hoop earrings to the bangles stacked on her arm, and a mighty sequined codpiece peeking through the elegant folds of her gown



I might have added something there


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (y9nCu)

54 Obviously it's silly to believe public figures must respond to every claim made about them. Equally obvious is that plenty of celebrities love controversies to keep their names in the news. The Obamas do not seem to be among that group.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (2ap+5)

55 I'll bet this was some stupid mean-girl racial beef.

Supposedly one was late to replace the other at shift change.

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

56 At least they weren't knife fighting. It would be fast as lightning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (63Dwl)

57 51 I was thinking the exact same thing. Any incompetent that won't leave (and a judge prevents from firing?) gets assigned to a Democrat. And screw firing, they should RECRUIT angry fat black women for the Obamas. Would it be the second time Big Mike was proud to be an American?
Posted by: bearski at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (Bhsk7)

=======

"We will fire these agents as unacceptable and unable to meet the criteria as soon as you put out a statement saying that DEI leads to the hiring of unqualified candidates based purely on race and that it's a racist system."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

58 50 I think the only thing Barry and Big Mike ever really had in common was an enormous racial chip on their shoulders. Now that they've succeeded in virtually every way, beyond their wildest youthful dreams, I think even they might be beginning to see that the racial chip was a delusion, so they now have nothing to unite them in mind and spirit.
Posted by: Paco

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They'll always have homosexuality to unite them...

Posted by: bearski at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (Bhsk7)

59 That fight looked like what a Tapper v. Chris Cilizza cage fight would look. Some pushing and shoving; maybe some windmill face slapping and then running away.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (lCppi)

60 One advantage of guy bar fights is they happen in the alley away from cameras.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (FhXTo)

61 For some reason this makes me snicker.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (SXxzC)

62
Elites don’t believe in love. Everything is business with them.

__________

All the love of a Habsburg-Bourbon nuptials.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (QnmlO)

63 Michelle and Barack will remain married until the statute of limitations runs out on whatever crimes they may still be charged with.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

Nailed it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (i24o9)

64 My God - can we have just one thread without the woman-hating trolls ruining everything ? I'll just skip this one

There. I posted it so the typical scolds don't have to.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (jQTUu)

65 Is this an episode of Caught In the Act: Unfaithful?

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

66 That fight looked like what a Tapper v. Chris Cilizza cage fight would look. Some pushing and shoving; maybe some windmill face slapping and then running away.
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (lCppi

It's got nothing on a Spirit Air fight, that's for sure.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (MGB5H)

67 That fight looked like what a Tapper v. Chris Cilizza cage fight would look. Some pushing and shoving; maybe some windmill face slapping and then running away.
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (lCppi)
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A Steven Seagal slap-fight.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (6YdsJ)

68
Macron's wife shoved a hand in his face.

Imagine what Big Mike has shoved in Barry's face.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (IifOV)

69 Good that Trump admin is providing the DEI hires to be in the SS unit charged with protecting the ones who are responsible for DEI.

Also, I'm trying to figure out the reason for women in stereotypically male roles like security, and also I see this in the WNBA, to act like 'roided men. Are they unconciously copying what they think masculine behavior is, or are they reverting to what women actually do behave like when the usual social constraints are ignored. Maybe the 'patriarchy' civilizes women. Hmmm.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)

70 Supposedly one was late to replace the other at shift change.

She had a hot date with Felontavius. He was gonna pick her up in a stolen Benz and really treat her right.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (pZ1wD)

71 So, this scuffle broke out in front of one of the Obamas' residences? I can just picture Barry in his Fred-Mertz-like sleeping gown and night cap throwing the window sash up and yelling for them to pipe down.

Posted by: Paco at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (mADJX)

72 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

Paired Dick Agitation

Posted by: Boys being boys at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

73 Yet the media is pushing this "all is well" line while unsubtly pointing out details that "prove" the rumors of marital problems to be false.

Which means the Obamas are about to get separated and then gets divorced.

When the media calls "heads", the end result will be "tails" or the coin will mysteriously go missing.

They're the "Jim Cramer" of reality.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (O7YUW)

74 I saw this story last night and just laughed.
Hilarious.
Absolutely assign them to the Obama/Clinton/Biden details. Every single on of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (W/lyH)

75 Obviously it's silly to believe public figures must respond to every claim made about them. Equally obvious is that plenty of celebrities love controversies to keep their names in the news. The Obamas do not seem to be among that group.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (2ap+5)

Except Michelle has a new podcast to promote, and no one is watching. She was supposed to be this great electoral threat that everyone loves, and yet no one watches her podcast. Strange!

Posted by: pookysgirl, not afraid of Big Mike at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (Wt5PA)

76 Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown, completing her look with a pair of black slingback heels.
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I'm always stunned when I see her.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

77
Has Big Mike stepped away from "yung gurlz" 'doos?

Why? She was rockin' 'em!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (Tv15w)

78 The interesting thing to me is that Barry is guarded by a single fat chick after midnight.

Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (jc0TO)

79 56 At least they weren't knife fighting. It would be fast as lightning.

assumes competent knife fighting

Posted by: anachronda at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (sGtp+)

80 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

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Personal Digital Assistant?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2025 01:14 PM (6YdsJ)

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I think that was the Secret Service's code, and Barry's pet, name for Reggie.

Especially when they were playing Spades together ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (brNjp)

81 Personal Digital Assistant?

Public Dick Acrobatics.

Posted by: "Micbelle" at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (ojv3z)

82
Imagine what Big Mike has shoved in Barry's face.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2025 01:18 PM (IifOV)

_________

Please. I just had lunch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (QnmlO)

83 I'm waiting for Tater to get into fisticuffs with someone say Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (SXxzC)

84 They're the "Jim Cramer" of reality.

One of my greatest life mistakes was not taking every Dick Vitale prediction and betting the other way.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (jQTUu)

85 You NEVER question Him. Unless you are insolent. And insolence is a serious crime against the State and the People.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (dSBTP)

86 look at the failures of the fire chiefs, the tornado chiefs, la mayor, the chick in charge of greenland, etc etc.

i’ve hated womens lib since i was little

Posted by: cherries in season at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (UpiRT)

87 It's not just the video. One of the agents called in -- presumably over official channels -- to say in effect "someone betta come get dis bitch befo I kick her ass." DEI at its finest.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

88 75 Except Michelle has a new podcast to promote, and no one is watching. She was supposed to be this great electoral threat that everyone loves, and yet no one watches her podcast. Strange!
Posted by: pookysgirl, not afraid of Big Mike at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (Wt5PA)

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The idea that she was ever an electoral threat was born of three things: appeal to black women, one Gallup poll, and wishcasting.

Black women love to vote for women like them. Wishcasting is just evident in everything.

But the Gallup poll is interesting. It was something like 12 years ago, a poll of "most admired people." She was the #1 female, most admired in America.

Proof!

She got 11% of respondents to say that they admired her most. It was meaningless, especially when you considered margins of error.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

89 That was a fight? It looked like mini-sumo wrestling.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (NROGL)

90 PDA.
Pounding Dat Ass?

Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (xcIvR)

91 83 I'm waiting for Tater to get into fisticuffs with someone say Rachel Maddow.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (SXxzC)


100 Quatloos on Maddow.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (W/lyH)

92 Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown, completing her look with a pair of black slingback heels.
......

Pretty stunning that she wasn't wearing a picnic table cover.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

93 You NEVER question Him. Unless you are insolent. And insolence is a serious crime against the State and the People.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (dSBTP)

Don't even make eye contact unless given explicit permission to do so.

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

94 67 That fight looked like what a Tapper v. Chris Cilizza cage fight would look. Some pushing and shoving; maybe some windmill face slapping and then running away.
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (lCppi)
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A Steven Seagal slap-fight.

monty python's fish-slapping dance > steven segal slap-fight

Posted by: anachronda at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (sGtp+)

95
Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown, completing her look with a pair of black slingback heels.

__________

So she looked like a Raiders linebacker in drag.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (QnmlO)

96 The interesting thing to me is that Barry is guarded by a single fat chick after midnight.
Posted by: toby928 at May 28, 2025 01:20 PM (jc0TO)

Mix-up with Clinton's detail.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (5IFb9)

97 I saw someone, maybe Actual Justice Warrior or Black Conservative Perspective, call for assigning all of the DEI hires that Biden used to use for Trump's "protective" detail to Obama, Biden, and the Clintons.

I think this is an absolutely first-rate idea. What are the Obamas et al going to do? Demand the removal of these rowdy...um...strength-through-diversity hires?

Posted by: Paco at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (mADJX)

98 57 "We will fire these agents as unacceptable and unable to meet the criteria as soon as you put out a statement saying that DEI leads to the hiring of unqualified candidates based purely on race and that it's a racist system."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu

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Oh yeah! And they will never be fired. But let's be honest: nobody will try to kill the Obamas. Leftists assassinate. Conservatives just protect themselves... The Obamas are only worried about witnesses for when one of their American Ninja Warrior-fit staff members drowns in a flat lake after walking in on Big Mike in the bathroom...

Posted by: bearski at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (Bhsk7)

99 Except Michelle has a new podcast to promote, and no one is watching. She was supposed to be this great electoral threat that everyone loves, and yet no one watches her podcast. Strange!

Posted by: pookysgirl, not afraid of Big Mike at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (Wt5PA)

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If she really wanted an audience, she'd invite on Kommie-la!

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (brNjp)

100
Hillary and Bill get along famously up there in Chappaqua.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (j4U/Z)

101 When you take people with big egos, hair-trigger amygdala, emotional incontinence, and impulse control issues, then give them guns and power, bad things are certain to happen.

Posted by: You're supposed to screen these people OUT at May 28, 2025 01:23 PM (TbWk/)

102 Hillary and Bill get along famously up there in Chappaqua.
Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (j4U/Z)
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Yeah, they're married for life else they might both wind up doing life.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

103 Pat Dat Ass?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2025 01:23 PM (0HaGk)

104 An armed Somali refugee gets shot by a sheriff deputy during an active investigation and the family is upset. The best part? The dad who is a refugee is on vacation in Somalia.

What are we doing? How on Gods green earth can these people be refugees while traveling back to their home country for vacation and business?

Literally what the hell is going on?

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2025 01:23 PM (RHGPo)

105
Ladies, this ISN'T a Wendy's.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

106 Barack feels like an activist dude who found some fame and fortune and decided he'd rather be a celebrity than some transcendental historical figure.

Michelle feels like a complete bitch.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 28, 2025 01:24 PM (KbCG3)

107
Except Michelle has a new podcast to promote, and no one is watching. She was supposed to be this great electoral threat that everyone loves, and yet no one watches her podcast. Strange!
Posted by: pookysgirl, not afraid of Big Mike

Seeing as how all she talks about is "Big Mike is crushed under oppression ... and always has been", is it any wonder that no one wants to tune in?

And her twee brother is so beta that he might as well tug his forelock to her whenever he dares to speak.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2025 01:24 PM (Tv15w)

108 100
Hillary and Bill get along famously up there in Chappaqua.
Posted by: Auspex

They're really good for business.

Posted by: Chappaqua Vases and Other Breakable Household Knickknacks at May 28, 2025 01:24 PM (Dv3i1)

109 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

Paired Dick Agitation

Posted by: Boys being boys at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

Penis Dueling Again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

110 She got 11% of respondents to say that they admired her most. It was meaningless, especially when you considered margins of error.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

Ten bucks says it was a "who do you admire FROM THIS LIST" poll.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not afraid of Big Mike at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (Wt5PA)

111 Didn't one of Kamala's female Secret Service agents assigned to her detail have some sort of mental breakdown? IIRC it was at Andrews AFB before a flight somewhere. Totally went nutz... hid behind curtains or something like that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (Q4IgG)

112 You can tell that the winner loves WWII and playing football.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (/FwzA)

113 "...with the normal upper body but fat ass?"


One of the true oddities of Estrogen.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (0HaGk)

114 That fight looked like what a Tapper v. Chris Cilizza cage fight would look. Some pushing and shoving; maybe some windmill face slapping and then running away.
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (lCppi)


I'm guessing there will be a review of the hand-to-hand combat classes taught by the SS coming soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (W/lyH)

115 I saw someone, maybe Actual Justice Warrior or Black Conservative Perspective, call for assigning all of the DEI hires that Biden used to use for Trump's "protective" detail to Obama, Biden, and the Clintons. After all, if Diversity Is Our Strength, those who have recruited all of this "Strength" should have all of that "Strength," shouldn't they?
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Benny Johnson has been making that point as well.

I mean, if Agent Fupa, who doesn't know how to handle her firearm, is good enough for Trump, she's good enough to Obama.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (P9rYY)

116 105
Ladies, this ISN'T a Wendy's.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

No, it is Big Mike's subs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

117 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.


What a view! It moves like jello on springs!

Posted by: Preezy I Won at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (q2NNn)

118 >>>I mean keep in mind that Ah-nuke and Maria Shriver are still legally married.
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Oh, dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones
bruise po Ah-nuke all de day

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 01:26 PM (tRs7o)

119 As for Barry and Mike...I mean keep in mind that Ah-nuke and Maria Shriver are still legally married. Even if things are less than rosy in Obamastan, they'll probably stay married just for bidness reasons.

Elites don’t believe in love. Everything is business with them. And they look down on the peasants who think love is a thing.
Posted by: Ian S.


They are staying together because they can't be forced to testify against each other.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 01:26 PM (159FE)

120
I keep waiting for the video of Obama dancing around and licking a long rod like Pedro Pascal.

Maybe they could do a duet!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2025 01:26 PM (iJfKG)

121
Didn't one of Kamala's female Secret Service agents assigned to her detail have some sort of mental breakdown?

_________

Democrats are notorious for treating their detail like garbage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 01:26 PM (QnmlO)

122 I loathe the Obamas but they aren't that fun to hate. The Clintons on the other hand...

Posted by: Oglebay at May 28, 2025 01:26 PM (2ap+5)

123 So she looked like a Raiders linebacker in drag.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2025 01:22 PM (QnmlO)

With a bigger dick.

Posted by: He's Big Mike for a reason at May 28, 2025 01:26 PM (TbWk/)

124 What are we doing? How on Gods green earth can these people be refugees while traveling back to their home country for vacation and business?

Literally what the hell is going on?
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2025 01:23 PM (RHGPo)

It's family business.

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2025 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)

125 Will the black messiah lead us all unto the promised land soon?

Stay tuned. I'll stay tuned until Jake Tapper 'fesses up about his coverup of Obama's supremacy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 01:27 PM (dqmL3)

126 look at the failures of the fire chiefs, the tornado chiefs, la mayor, the chick in charge of greenland, etc etc.

i’ve hated womens lib since i was little

Posted by: cherries in season at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (UpiRT)

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The Left is looking for their next Angela Merkel to do for America what she did for Germany and Western Europe.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:27 PM (brNjp)

127 109 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

Paired Dick Agitation

Posted by: Boys being boys at May 28, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

Penis Dueling Again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

Phallic Duo Ambulation

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2025 01:27 PM (wtvvX)

128 look at the failures of the fire chiefs, the tornado chiefs, la mayor, the chick in charge of greenland, etc etc.

i’ve hated womens lib since i was little
Posted by: cherries in season at May 28, 2025 01:21 PM (UpiRT)

Hell, I'm a woman and I think women's lib is a crock. It denigrates men to in order to elevate the stupidest women. We're seeing it in action today.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 28, 2025 01:28 PM (k9OZB)

129 With SS training, I thought we would get a little Matrix style "Kung FU".

Nope.

Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2025 01:28 PM (G0vdT)

130 I updated with more from Susan Crabtree. It's even stupider than it seemed at first.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2025 01:28 PM (KRtlO)

131 117 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.


What a view! It moves like jello on springs!
Posted by: Preezy I Won at May 28, 2025 01:25 PM (q2NNn)

Does her fat *** slow the earth’s rotation by fractions of a second?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (dSBTP)

132 Moochelle's dress was kind of nice. I've never seen her look so adequate before.

Posted by: huerfano at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (n2swS)

133 Have the Epstein Island tapes and flight logs been released yet?

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)

134 The two SS women were rumored to be fighting over a third woman, who they both had dated.

Thats what I heard anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (YjkhO)

135 100
Hillary and Bill get along famously up there in Chappaqua.
Posted by: Auspex

Yeah. It's like On Golden Pond up there. Except there are a bunch of dead women Bill weighs down in the pond.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (IifOV)

136 OT

This is nice. Little Marco announces visa sanctions against furrin officials who participate in censorship of Americans. Not exactly sure how this is defined, but whatever, sounds good. They're doing a good job of coming up with small but excellent and previously unused mechanisms to do the right thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2025 01:30 PM (1m82a)

137 The Biden Regime, through the ‘American Rescue Act’ used $800 million in taxpayer money to secretly give loan forgiveness to minority farmers.

“It’s not right,” the USDA whistleblower told NewsNation. “It was discriminatory. Unethical. And the people who pushed it are still in charge of the agency … (those) at the national office. Trump hasn’t gotten rid of them.”

“So just to be clear, if you were American Indian, Alaskan, Native, Asian, Black, African American, Native Hawaiian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic, or Latino and you were in that group and you were told you didn’t have to pay your bills?” NewsNation asked the whistleblower.

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2025 01:31 PM (RHGPo)

138 Wall Street traders have developed a biting new acronym for a strategy that’s become surprisingly lucrative for President Donald Trump’s whiplash-inducing trade policy: TACO – “Trump Always Chickens Out.”

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2025 01:31 PM (/U5Yz)

139 Moochelle's dress was kind of nice. I've never seen her look so adequate before.
Posted by: huerfano at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (n2swS)

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Michelle is quite capable of looking adequate. But, no amount of makeup and clothing can disguise the hideous personality.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 01:32 PM (tT6L1)

140 The two SS women were rumored to be fighting over a third woman, who they both had dated.

Thats what I heard anyway.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (YjkhO)

Girls. Girls, please!

There's plenty of Big Mike to go around for everyone!

Posted by: Big Mike at May 28, 2025 01:32 PM (iJfKG)

141
I would like Big Mike to invite Bricklayer Barbie from the WNBA's Chicago Sun on to her podcast.

What a fete of oneupmanship of bitching about oppression and thwarted entitlement that would be!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2025 01:32 PM (Tv15w)

142 That's ma bitches.

Posted by: Barry S in G-Town at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (MZ+PY)

143 He walked behind his wife, and the pair did not engage in any PDA.

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Privileged Disparaging of Arugula?

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (brNjp)

144 Why would you get so worked up over getting the Explorer over the Dodge Durango (whatever that is)? I can only guess she must have left her weed in the Dodge.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (2ap+5)

145 There was just a MAGA on CNN saying he can't stand to see two men kissing. If I was John King I would have asked him if he wanted to throw them off buildings and crush them against stadium walls.

The world doesn't operate for his comfort level. Maybe he needs to get into therapy to sort out his feelings and stop being so damn self centered.

John should have asked him how he felt about two attractive women kissing. I was surprised how comfortable he was making homophobic comments on television.

But MAGAt men love to watch lesbian porn. Their hypocrisy know no bounds.

I bet if the party spent millions of dollars, it could change that man's mind

John should have kissed him on the cheek after the interview. Or called the camera man over for a smooch.

John should have asked him what he wants the government to do about it.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

146 134 The two SS women were rumored to be fighting over a third woman, who they both had dated.

Thats what I heard anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (YjkhO)

I thought SS agents weren't supposed to get involved with the people they were assigned to protect.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (wtvvX)

147 Didn't it come out that the guy who assassinated two staffers at the Israeli embassy had been at the DC Obama residence recently? Wasn't that about a week ago too?

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (hOOi9)

148 145 The world doesn't operate for his comfort level. Maybe he needs to get into therapy to sort out his feelings and stop being so damn self centered.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

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Now, about pronoun enforcement...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

149 132 Moochelle's dress was kind of nice. I've never seen her look so adequate before.
Posted by: huerfano at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (n2swS)

Good tape (tuck) job.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 28, 2025 01:34 PM (N39Ws)

150 Privileged Disparaging of Arugula?

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (brNjp)

Ponces doing anal?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

151 145 John should have asked him what he wants the government to do about it.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

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"Stop funding it through government grants."

"Fascist! Big government hypocrite!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

152 Two Totally-Qualified Female Secret Service Agents Get Into a Hair-Pulling Catfight Outside the Obama Residence
Update: The Fight Was Over Who Got Which Car?

I'd suggest putting it on PPV, but I'm guessing neither agent is worth looking at...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

153 "Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown"

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"Stunned"

Totally believable!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 28, 2025 01:34 PM (9mw3J)

154 Better acknowledge that I am "First" before I have to whoop your morons' ass!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at May 28, 2025 01:35 PM (VXSVh)

155 But MAGAt men love to watch lesbian porn. Their hypocrisy know no bounds.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

Has never done a thing for me. I mean, my participation is a large part of the attraction for me. What's so riling about a thing that I cannot be a part of?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 28, 2025 01:35 PM (KbCG3)

156 34 The two SS women were rumored to be fighting over a third woman, who they both had dated.

Thats what I heard anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (YjkhO)

And another opportunity for them to make tons of money on OnlyFans is wasted away.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 28, 2025 01:36 PM (N39Ws)

157 145 There was just a MAGA on CNN saying he can't stand to see two men kissing. If I was John King I would have asked him if he wanted to throw them off buildings and crush them against stadium walls.
...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

No need; the Left's allies the Muzzies are more than happy to do that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

158 I'd put Macron's wife up against any of these agents.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2025 01:36 PM (/U5Yz)

159 I find it odd that the left is regularly accusing Trump supporters of being a cult and yet they truly worship their leaders and see them as flawless.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 28, 2025 01:37 PM (SXxzC)

160 157 145 There was just a MAGA on CNN saying he can't stand to see two men kissing.


On CNN ? I think I've found the problem

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 01:37 PM (VE6XX)

161 A new pizza gate!

Why have hundreds of judges across the U.S. had random pizzas delivered to their homes? The media thinks it knows.

Reuters@Reuters
Pizza deliveries to US federal judges have taken a more sinister turn in recent weeks. At least 10 judges received anonymous pizza deliveries ordered using the name ‘Daniel Anderl,’ the murdered son of Judge Esther Salas, according to the judge

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Who do I gotta insult to get some free pizza around here?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 01:37 PM (L/fGl)

162 155 But MAGAt men love to watch lesbian porn. Their hypocrisy know no bounds.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

Has never done a thing for me. I mean, my participation is a large part of the attraction for me. What's so riling about a thing that I cannot be a part of?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 28, 2025 01:35 PM (KbCG3)

Watching your wife getting done by her bull is quite exciting!

Posted by: David French at May 28, 2025 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

163 Something tells me the uniformed service is intended to be the ones that catch the first rounds... AT THE BAR~!

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 28, 2025 01:38 PM (mlg/3)

164
"Stunned"

Totally believable!
Posted by: Jay in PA

It is known that Big Mike stuns her prey before she unhinges her jaws to swallow it whole.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2025 01:38 PM (Tv15w)

165 161 A new pizza gate!

Why have hundreds of judges across the U.S. had random pizzas delivered to their homes? The media thinks it knows.

Reuters@Reuters
Pizza deliveries to US federal judges have taken a more sinister turn in recent weeks. At least 10 judges received anonymous pizza deliveries ordered using the name ‘Daniel Anderl,’ the murdered son of Judge Esther Salas, according to the judge

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Who do I gotta insult to get some free pizza around here?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 01:37 PM (L/fGl)

I believe in WV, you can collect roadkill pizza, as long as you didn't kill it on purpose...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

166 Something tells me the uniformed service is intended to be the ones that catch the first rounds... AT THE BAR~!

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 28, 2025 01:38 PM (mlg/3)

And the all you can eat buffet, apparently.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 01:38 PM (i24o9)

167 There was just a MAGA on CNN saying he can't stand to see two men kissing. If I was John King I would have asked him if he wanted to throw them off buildings and crush them against stadium walls.
...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

No need; the Left's allies the Muzzies are more than happy to do that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doing the work that Americans refuse to do?

Posted by: Big Mike at May 28, 2025 01:39 PM (iJfKG)

168 There was just a MAGA on CNN saying he can't stand to see two men kissing.

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That's racist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 01:39 PM (L/fGl)

169 Been watching clips of a black tow truck owner in Cleveland.
Every time he snatches up their car, they're all out shopping.
At hair and nail salons also.
Can't pay their car note for months, but they always got money for Ulta, Target, their hair, and their nails.
And, every single one, "I paid them/I told them I was gonna pay!"
Him: "it's on the list. You gotta call them."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 01:39 PM (P9rYY)

170 That's not late that's just BPT and it's racist of anyone to notice.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:39 PM (PwtH7)

171 It was over a car? Dang, I thought it would have been over something serious like cold french fries or a snide comment about a weave.

Posted by: Alex at May 28, 2025 01:39 PM (EcUen)

172 168 There was just a MAGA on CNN saying he can't stand to see two men kissing.

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That's racist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 01:39 PM (L/fGl)

"gay is a race..." ::: scribbling furiously :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2025 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

173 I would think that being a Secret Service agent is not that bad of a paying job. Why is they can't get better people or it all because of DEI?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2025 01:40 PM (ey6uh)

174 Meanwhile, the Obamas continue their Love-Romance for the Ages.

Look, TMZ showed Barack pat Michelle's butt in public not too long ago, and everyone said it was so romantic and a sign they were still deeply in love!

https://tinyurl.com/yspnk6yy

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

175 I don't even care for heterosexual porn partly because it involves penii. If I want to see a penis I just need to get naked and suck in my gut.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 28, 2025 01:40 PM (SXxzC)

176 157 145 There was just a MAGA on CNN saying he can't stand to see two men kissing. If I was John King I would have asked him if he wanted to throw them off buildings and crush them against stadium walls.

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Still mourning the death of the subjunctive case.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 28, 2025 01:41 PM (2ap+5)

177 The Obama's aren't getting divorced.

Here's what happened. Barack realized he was gay. Michelle realized she was a man. And they lived happily ever after.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:41 PM (PwtH7)

178 The two SS women were rumored to be fighting over a third woman, who they both had dated.

Thats what I heard anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2025 01:29 PM (YjkhO)

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In Yourkiddingme Geometry, that's called a Bi-Lesbian Triangle.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:41 PM (luMcF)

179 Also, it appears that Carnival out of Galveston is now EBT Cruise lines.

Whoo-boy, the clips are Pure Ghettofied Cinema.

And the folks commenting are black, "this is why no one wants to be around you, why even other blacks don't want to be around you."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 01:41 PM (P9rYY)

180 Bad decision hiring the Amish to be SS agents. Too violent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 01:41 PM (eDGGN)

181 Because no self-respecting graduation speech is complete without citing Abraham Lincoln, Pelley goes for the obvious, saying that “If our government is — in Lincoln’s words — ‘of the people, by the people and for the people’ — then why are we afraid to speak?”

Yet there he is, speaking!

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2025 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

182 The spokesperson said the incident -- which occurred early last Wednesday -- is under internal investigation.
_________________________

Someone want to take a few minutes and explain to the SS how things like this are handled in the real world?

Let's see. Someone started the fight. That person is gone. The other person is not gone, only if they were defending themselves. If the second person had the opportunity to end the fight, but chose to continue, she's gone too.

There, I worked it out using real life rules. This drawn out "under investigation" nonsense in order to allow the news to fade so they don't have to remove the all coveted mammary gland portion of their political correctness is vexing.

Posted by: Orson at May 28, 2025 01:42 PM (dIske)

183
Pizzagate?

Hell, That sex trafficking story is so old John Podesta feels safe to run for office.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 01:42 PM (j4U/Z)

184 Reassigning all the DEI Secret Service agents to the *bidens, Obamas and Clintons would be 💋 *chef's kiss*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2025 01:43 PM (Q4IgG)

185 There was just a MAGA on CNN saying he can't stand to see two men kissing. If I was John King I would have asked him if he wanted to throw them off buildings and crush them against stadium walls.

That would be the goatfuckers that they love so much

The world doesn't operate for his comfort level. Maybe he needs to get into therapy to sort out his feelings and stop being so damn self centered.

The lack of irony is quite astounding.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 01:43 PM (159FE)

186 Politics aside, Obama is a former POTUS and a HVT for bad actors, especially those Democrats have let across our open border over the past few years. This kind of garbage shows me he isn’t well protected and potentially vulnerable to attack. That no bueno no matter what side of the aisle you sit on.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 28, 2025 01:43 PM (FQetx)

187 If Michael is a man then Barky is totes ghey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2025 01:44 PM (bQetG)

188 Where ever the Obamas go there seems to be an increase in the number bum fights in the parking lot.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 01:44 PM (dqmL3)

189 We need group marriage counseling. Barry and Mike. Bill and Hill. Macron and Granny.

Put it on pay per view.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

190 "the woman officer who started the fight wanted a Dodge Durango, not the Ford Explorer, that the other officer arrived in. Officers apparently have a choice of cars they can check out when they go on duty -- and provide relief for shift changes."

Omg, they were fighting over a freaking car.
Grow the F up.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2025 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

191 If they're getting divorced it's related to the chef. We may never know how exactly.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:46 PM (PwtH7)

192 A new pizza gate!

Why have hundreds of judges across the U.S. had random pizzas delivered to their homes? The media thinks it knows.

Reuters@Reuters
Pizza deliveries to US federal judges have taken a more sinister turn in recent weeks. At least 10 judges received anonymous pizza deliveries ordered using the name ‘Daniel Anderl,’ the murdered son of Judge Esther Salas, according to the judge

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Who do I gotta insult to get some free pizza around here?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 01:37 PM (L/fGl)

Well, hold on a minute!

Is a Pizza Hut or Domino's level threat?

Cuz if so...that's pretty lame. Even if they included Cheesy Bread or Chicken Wings to the threat.

To get anyone to take you seriously, you're gonna have to upgrade to Threat Level Una Pizza Napoletana, at least.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2025 01:46 PM (iJfKG)

193 >> The world doesn't operate for his comfort level.

Whose comfort level does it operate for, then?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 28, 2025 01:46 PM (l3YAf)

194 Probably fighting over who got Big Mike's pee-pee next.

Posted by: p-squared at May 28, 2025 01:46 PM (0prFs)

195 The Obama's aren't getting divorced.

Here's what happened. Barack realized he was gay. Michelle realized she was a man. And they lived happily ever after.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:41 PM (PwtH7)

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I wonder if their daughters have been tested for Web Hubbell's Y-DNA?

/Damn, old Webster is still among the Land of The UnArkancided Living ... I guess being Chelsea's father makes him untouchable.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:46 PM (luMcF)

196 Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 28, 2025 01:40 PM (SXxzC)
Lol, lmao and lmfao even

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 28, 2025 01:47 PM (eZwyX)

197 "the woman officer who started the fight wanted a Dodge Durango, not the Ford Explorer, that the other officer arrived in. Officers apparently have a choice of cars they can check out when they go on duty -- and provide relief for shift changes."

Omg, they were fighting over a freaking car.
Grow the F up.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2025 01:44 PM (NpAcC)
__

And it was a Durango vs Explorer. Not like one was a Urus or Bentayga.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

198 I thought all SS women were 6 feet tall, Blonde, Blue eyed and wore Hugo Boss.

Posted by: DBCooper at May 28, 2025 01:47 PM (3oMnW)

199 175 I don't even care for heterosexual porn partly because it involves penii. If I want to see a penis I just need to get naked and suck in my gut.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 28, 2025 01:40 PM (SXxzC)



LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 01:47 PM (VE6XX)

200 YASS KWEEN

SLAY ALL DAY

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2025 01:48 PM (dCxaZ)

201 This kind of garbage shows me he isn’t well protected and potentially vulnerable to attack. That no bueno no matter what side of the aisle you sit on.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 28, 2025 01:43 PM (FQetx)

Exactly. I would never want anything bad to happen to him. It would be awful. Terrible. I know we disagree on some important things but I swear it would be too much, I might not recover.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:48 PM (PwtH7)

202 Politics aside, Obama is a former POTUS and a HVT for bad actors, especially those Democrats have let across our open border over the past few years. This kind of garbage shows me he isn’t well protected and potentially vulnerable to attack. That no bueno no matter what side of the aisle you sit on.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 28, 2025 01:43 PM (FQetx)

Lol, good one. Had me going there for a second.

There’s no reason for that scumbag commie to even have Secret Service protection. He’s rich, he can afford his own security.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 28, 2025 01:48 PM (l3YAf)

203 I suspect the SS sends their least competent to guard people like the Obama's. Not unusual for people who are difficult to be moved out of the way. Pretty normal for government, actually. Obviously, though, the person involved is not even qualified for the duty she has.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2025 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

204 I thought SS agents weren't supposed to get involved with the people they were assigned to protect.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2025 01:33 PM (wtvvX)


Lesson I learned early in life watching my boss at a small job I had.
Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2025 01:49 PM (W/lyH)

205 If Michael is a man then Barky is totes ghey.
Posted by: Boss Moss


He's been totes gay since he was 10 and rode hard at the madrassa.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 01:49 PM (159FE)

206 Omg, they were fighting over a freaking car.
Grow the F up.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2025 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

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It's not like they fought over Hunter's White House coke.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (luMcF)

207 The Conference Board’s Consumer Confidence Index leaped to 98.0, a 12.3-point increase from April and much better than the Dow Jones consensus estimate for 86.0.
***
The present situation index increased to 135.9, up 4.8 points, and the expectations index posted a major surge to 72.8, a 17.4-point gain. Investors also showed more optimism, with 44% now expecting stocks to be higher over the next 12 months, up 6.4 percentage points from April.

Views on the labor market also improved, with 19.2% of respondents expecting more jobs to be available in the next six months, compared with 13.9% in April.

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

208 138 Wall Street traders have developed a biting new acronym for a strategy that’s become surprisingly lucrative for President Donald Trump’s whiplash-inducing trade policy: TACO – “Trump Always Chickens Out.”
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2025 01:31 PM (/U5Yz)

Once again, when you get the desired result from tightening the screws, you start backing them off. Behavioral operant conditioning 101. Only cops and parents keep beating a compliant, cooperating party.

Posted by: They don't, can't, or just won't get it. at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (TbWk/)

209 When ever I get a Gino's pizza with anchovies, I know it's time to come up with the vig.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (dqmL3)

210 Don't stick your carrot in the company chili.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (PwtH7)

211 Exactly. I would never want anything bad to happen to him. It would be awful. Terrible. I know we disagree on some important things but I swear it would be too much, I might not recover.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:48 PM (PwtH7)

lol

We might have to pay double ransom so that they keep him.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)

212 Politics aside, Obama is a former POTUS and a HVT for bad actors, especially those Democrats have let across our open border over the past few years. This kind of garbage shows me he isn’t well protected and potentially vulnerable to attack. That no bueno no matter what side of the aisle you sit on.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 28, 2025 01:43 PM (FQetx)

Lol, good one. Had me going there for a second.

There’s no reason for that scumbag commie to even have Secret Service protection. He’s rich, he can afford his own security.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director


And no bad actor would ever hurt him. That'd be like kicking Santa Claus.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (159FE)

213 Oh, and let's not forget that Chicago placed a Bronze Marker (or such) at the street corner where Barack and Michelle shared their first kiss.

'Cause the left is totally not made up of throne-sniffing cultists who worship everything about their leaders.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 01:51 PM (P9rYY)

214 Friends daughter is a SS agent. The mother who I like is a leftist who posts all kid of leftist /anti Trump stuff on Facebook. The daughter is about five seven and was a very good athlete , all state softball etc. I can't see her tackling anyone even though she was a good athlete. DEI will get someone killed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 01:52 PM (eDGGN)

215 Omg, they were fighting over a freaking car.
Grow the F up.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2025 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

They were very upset at the lack of a Subaru option.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 28, 2025 01:52 PM (TbWk/)

216 So that will be the angle. The economy will be getting better due to Trump's weakness not his strength. Pretty good focus group bs dummycrats. Let's see if they buy it.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:52 PM (PwtH7)

217
Didn't one of Kamala's female Secret Service agents assigned to her detail have some sort of mental breakdown?

_________

Democrats are notorious for treating their detail like garbage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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They're also notorious for celebrating "neurodivergence" as a diversity class and promoting the mentally ill for jobs like Air Traffic Controller.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 01:52 PM (n7rxJ)

218 ICE Raids Luxury Homes in LA... Occupied 'Entirely' by Migrants

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2025 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

219 All we can do at this point is laugh in their faces. Publicly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2025 01:53 PM (0eaVi)

220 at the MOST the ratio of female agents to males in the secret service should be 1:100

this is so freaking dumb and we are paying for it!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 01:53 PM (Pv3Rg)

221 When ever I get a Gino's pizza with anchovies, I know it's time to come up with the vig.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (dqmL3)


Nice!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2025 01:53 PM (iJfKG)

222 I thought all SS women were 6 feet tall, Blonde, Blue eyed and wore Hugo Boss.
Posted by: DBCooper


Isla, Slay Qween of the SS.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 01:53 PM (159FE)

223 Legend.

Denver Influencer Gets 7-Year Infection After Boyfriend Farts at Her Face: ‘He Dealt It and She Felt It!!’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 01:54 PM (L/fGl)

224 >> There’s no reason for that scumbag commie to even have Secret Service protection. He’s rich, he can afford his own security.

Try this on for size: go f yourself.

He might be an asshole and I disagree vehemently with him, but he’s our asshole. If foreign actors want to start smoking our people I’ll be the first to step on their necks. Probably the only reason they won’t do it now is because of the guy currently occupying the WH. He would probably flatten their entire country if that happened.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 28, 2025 01:54 PM (FQetx)

225
ICE Raids Luxury Homes in LA... Occupied 'Entirely' by Migrants
Posted by: SMOD

===============

Fun. I wonder how many mansions will be deserted as Hollywood dies. I've been wondering lately who will populate Beverly Hills.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2025 01:54 PM (n7rxJ)

226 >> Oh, and let's not forget that Chicago placed a Bronze Marker (or such) at the street corner where Barack and Michelle shared their first kiss.

Is there a bronze marker where Michelle first took it out and said “I know it’s pretty, baby, but I didn’t take it our for air”?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 28, 2025 01:54 PM (l3YAf)

227 208 138 Wall Street traders have developed a biting new acronym for a strategy that’s become surprisingly lucrative for President Donald Trump’s whiplash-inducing trade policy: TACO – “Trump Always Chickens Out.”
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2025 01:31 PM (/U5Yz)

Once again, when you get the desired result from tightening the screws, you start backing them off. Behavioral operant conditioning 101. Only cops and parents keep beating a compliant, cooperating party.
Posted by: They don't, can't, or just won't get it. at May 28, 2025 01:50 PM (TbWk/)
*********
Trump just berated a reporter for asking about TACO at the Judge Jeanine swearing in.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2025 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

228 220 at the MOST the ratio of female agents to males in the secret service should be 1:100

this is so freaking dumb and we are paying for it!
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 01:53 PM (Pv3Rg)

They should be in the secretarial pool and making coffee.

Posted by: They may make sammiches too at May 28, 2025 01:55 PM (TbWk/)

229 198 I thought all SS women were 6 feet tall, Blonde, Blue eyed and wore Hugo Boss.
Posted by: DBCooper

and keep Pam Greer and a couple other woman wearing rags behind bars, tied up.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 01:55 PM (j4U/Z)

230 35 Is there any video of the incident that resulted in Obama's former chef drowning and Obama appearing in public with a black eye a couple of days later?

Don’t forget the bandages on his hands!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 01:55 PM (3hgMF)

231 Legend.

Denver Influencer Gets 7-Year Infection After Boyfriend Farts at Her Face: ‘He Dealt It and She Felt It!!’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 01:54 PM (L/fGl)

Nasal Monkey Pox is a bitch!

\

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2025 01:55 PM (iJfKG)

232 Trump just berated a reporter for asking about TACO at the Judge Jeanine swearing in.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2025 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

Guess they've never read Art of the Deal

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 01:56 PM (VE6XX)

233 How dare you assume their gender!

Posted by: Princess Pickle Surprise at May 28, 2025 01:56 PM (7Q0e+)

234 4/24 a female SS agent on Harris duty attacked a superior officer at joint base Andrews. Relieved of duty though no idea were she is now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2025 01:56 PM (eDGGN)

235
Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown, completing her look with a pair of black slingback heels.

She wore her hair back in a low bun and accessorized with statement gold jewelry

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That's not her hair. It's a wig. A rare candid photograph or two show that her own hair barely exists.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2025 01:56 PM (ES1Rb)

236 Heh.

Project Veritas got David Hogg admitting things about the Biden WH on undercover camera.

I think that just jet-fueled his exit out of his Vice-Chair post at the DNC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

237
This all makes me wonder if that pudgy little SS sweetie that was hugging the stage after Trump was shot in Butler is still with the agency.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 01:57 PM (j4U/Z)

238 Schumer set the meme up about two weeks ago. Everything is coordinated. Nothing is real.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 01:57 PM (PwtH7)

239 231 Nasal Monkey Pox is a bitch!

\
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2025 01:55 PM (iJfKG)

Donkey:
Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.

Shrek:
Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead. That's brimstone... we must be getting close

Donkey:
Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 28, 2025 01:58 PM (N39Ws)

240 Heh.

Project Veritas got David Hogg admitting things about the Biden WH on undercover camera.

Wait, don't they usually catch gay males who want to impress a date with...never mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2025 01:58 PM (s8j++)

241 Also, it appears that Carnival out of Galveston is now EBT Cruise lines.

Whoo-boy, the clips are Pure Ghettofied Cinema.

And the folks commenting are black, "this is why no one wants to be around you, why even other blacks don't want to be around you."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 01:41 PM (P9rYY)

A few possible factors:

Cruises used to be a white Boomer thing and now they're aging out.

People began to take public health a bit more seriously after the Kung Flu, and cruises are floating disease vectors.

PPP fraud is real, and it seems to impact a certain demographic of society.

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes she had actual statistics for these assertions at May 28, 2025 01:58 PM (Wt5PA)

242 240 Heh.

Project Veritas got David Hogg admitting things about the Biden WH on undercover camera.

Wait, don't they usually catch gay males who want to impress a date with...never mind.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2025 01:58 PM (s8j++)

=====

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

243 Wall Street traders have developed a biting new acronym for a strategy that’s become surprisingly lucrative for President Donald Trump’s whiplash-inducing trade policy: TACO – “Trump Always Chickens Out.” Reportedly first coined by Financial Times columnist Robert Armstrong, the term has quickly gained traction among investors who are profiting from what they say is a predictable pattern: Trump threatens steep tariffs, the markets plunge, and days later he backs off in a way that prompts a rebound.

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2025 01:59 PM (RHGPo)

244 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

Dunno. The Biden WH is taking all the flak right now. Is that really a big deal when the whole thing is supposed to be their fault and no one else's? I'd have to hear what the comments are.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 02:00 PM (PwtH7)

245 I can see the argument for the Durango.

More room in back to get laid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2025 02:00 PM (Q4IgG)

246 186 Politics aside, Obama is a former POTUS and a HVT for bad actors, especially those Democrats have let across our open border over the past few years. This kind of garbage shows me he isn’t well protected and potentially vulnerable to attack. That no bueno no matter what side of the aisle you sit on.
Posted by: Marcus T

In all seriousness, if Obama were assassinated and had a bunch of DEI SS guards, how would it hurt Trump? Trump would get a bunch of freedom to rework federal agencies.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2025 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

247 Wall Street

Wall Street is schizophrenic

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:00 PM (VE6XX)

248 ICE Raids Luxury Homes in LA... Occupied 'Entirely' by Migrants
Posted by: SMOD

===============

Fun. I wonder how many mansions will be deserted as Hollywood dies. I've been wondering lately who will populate Beverly Hills.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
......

All the gays have moved to Puerto Vallarta.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2025 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

249 244 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

Dunno. The Biden WH is taking all the flak right now. Is that really a big deal when the whole thing is supposed to be their fault and no one else's? I'd have to hear what the comments are.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 02:00 PM (PwtH7)

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He was talking about how an inner circle was running things. It's not explosive. Hell, if he had said it in a public interview, it probably wouldn't have mattered that much.

But getting caught by Project Veritas? That's a millstone he can ill afford while fighting to keep his spot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

250 51 I was thinking the exact same thing. Any incompetent that won't leave (and a judge prevents from firing?) gets assigned to a Democrat. And screw firing, they should RECRUIT angry fat black women for the Obamas. Would it be the second time Big Mike was proud to be an American?
Posted by: bearski at May 28, 2025 01:16 PM (Bhsk7)

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"We will fire these agents as unacceptable and unable to meet the criteria as soon as you put out a statement saying that DEI leads to the hiring of unqualified candidates based purely on race and that it's a racist system."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

I'd rather get them out of the service. If the Dem complains about incompetence, fire them and hire someone better.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2025 02:01 PM (8avO+)

251 I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

*launches PV probe at TheJamesMadison*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 02:01 PM (i24o9)

252 Is there any video of the incident that resulted in Obama's former chef drowning and Obama appearing in public with a black eye a couple of days later?

Don’t forget the bandages on his hands!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 01:55 PM (3hgMF)

That’s what happens when you forget to wash the arugula, bitch!

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 28, 2025 02:02 PM (1bYm0)

253 232 Trump just berated a reporter for asking about TACO at the Judge Jeanine swearing in.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2025 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

Guess they've never read Art of the Deal
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 01:56 PM (VE6XX)
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He uses the Tariffs as a tool to alter behavior. Tariffs are not the goal.

They know this but don't want to admit it out loud.

Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2025 02:02 PM (G0vdT)

254 Trump threatens steep tariffs, the markets plunge, and days later he backs off in a way that prompts a rebound.
Posted by: SMOD


And they are too stupid to realize "the plan".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:02 PM (R3H4W)

255 Also, I'm trying to figure out the reason for women in stereotypically male roles like security, and also I see this in the WNBA, to act like 'roided men. Are they unconciously copying what they think masculine behavior is, or are they reverting to what women actually do behave like when the usual social constraints are ignored. Maybe the 'patriarchy' civilizes women. Hmmm.

Maybe they are on steroids.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 02:02 PM (3hgMF)

256 He was talking about how an inner circle was running things. It's not explosive. Hell, if he had said it in a public interview, it probably wouldn't have mattered that much.

But getting caught by Project Veritas? That's a millstone he can ill afford while fighting to keep his spot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

Eh seems like he got "caught".

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2025 02:02 PM (PwtH7)

257 Pizza deliveries to US federal judges have taken a more sinister turn in recent weeks.
____

A few social media commentors on the right started to get pizza deliveries before they were swatted. Maybe it is sinister. But I don't recall anyone outside of X reporting on it when it happened to people disfavored by the establishment media. Also, no prosecutions yet for the swatters. Do better Pam Bondi.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 28, 2025 02:02 PM (Dv3i1)

258 Oh no they di n’ t!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 28, 2025 02:03 PM (Y7qnM)

259 It looks like three people in that video--one uniformed person seemed to be in the middle trying to break it up.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 28, 2025 02:03 PM (ckQml)

260 Waffle House at the Secret Service.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2025 02:04 PM (bQetG)

261 Been watching clips of a black tow truck owner in Cleveland.
Every time he snatches up their car, they're all out shopping.
At hair and nail salons also.
Can't pay their car note for months, but they always got money for Ulta, Target, their hair, and their nails.
And, every single one, "I paid them/I told them I was gonna pay!"
Him: "it's on the list. You gotta call them."

Seen those. That guy is smooth with the remote tow arm and the 360 degree camera.

The funniest one is where he hooks a car up on the tow truck and a naked black guy and his girlfriend tumble out. She found out real quick that he doesn't have money.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2025 02:04 PM (2ocoG)

262 ICE Raids Luxury Homes in LA... Occupied 'Entirely' by Migrants
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I think I also saw they raided Nantucket

LOL

Who will clean our houses?
Who will watch our children?
Who will mow our lawns?

Narrator: Let's find out, shall we?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2025 02:04 PM (P9rYY)

263 Obama still has a home in DC??

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2025 02:04 PM (g47mK)

264 Project Veritas got David Hogg admitting things about the Biden WH on undercover camera.

Wait, don't they usually catch gay males who want to impress a date with...never mind.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2025 01:58 PM (s8j++)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

HE'S INSINUATING DAVID HOGG IS GAY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 28, 2025 02:05 PM (JCZqz)

265 248 ICE Raids Luxury Homes in LA... Occupied 'Entirely' by Migrants
Posted by: SMOD

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Fun. I wonder how many mansions will be deserted as Hollywood dies. I've been wondering lately who will populate Beverly Hills.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Zombie Jed Clampett smiles...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2025 02:05 PM (wtvvX)

266 Also, I'm trying to figure out the reason for women in stereotypically male roles like security, and also I see this in the WNBA, to act like 'roided men

could be they're juicing but my guess is - like weak men who have low self esteem but are narcissistic anyway - they overcompensate for their lack of confidence in their true abilities by being overly aggressive.

low-T not-even-beta men can be the MOST dangerous - they're either weaseling and groveling, or stabbing you in the face. these girl-bosses end up like that, because they're very unhappy fish being made to ride bicycle.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:05 PM (Pv3Rg)

267 Who knew women can't work together?

No one. Except DEI 'scholars.' College Women's Studies Departments and classes must be continual catfights.

Posted by: Gref at May 28, 2025 02:05 PM (aBgBM)

268 GM has announced an $800M Investment to make V8 engines in upstate NY. This is at a plant that was originally scheduled to make EVs.

V8s making a comeback is yuuuge and bigly good news.

Dare a guy dream manual transmissions will come back as well? Haha.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 28, 2025 02:06 PM (Y7qnM)

269 Heh.

Project Veritas got David Hogg admitting things about the Biden WH on undercover camera.

I think that just jet-fueled his exit out of his Vice-Chair post at the DNC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 28, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)
____________

So they honey-potted him with a hot female big-breasted bed thrasher?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

270
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Be thankful in your innocence.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2025 02:06 PM (j4U/Z)

271 at the MOST the ratio of female agents to males in the secret service should be 1:100

this is so freaking dumb and we are paying for it!
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 01:53 PM (Pv3Rg)

A few with the detail for any women or girls we are guarding so they can stay close at all times, but yes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2025 02:06 PM (8avO+)

272 Been watching clips of a black tow truck owner in Cleveland.
Every time he snatches up their car, they're all out shopping.
At hair and nail salons also.
Can't pay their car note for months, but they always got money for Ulta, Target, their hair, and their nails.
And, every single one, "I paid them/I told them I was gonna pay!"
Him: "it's on the list. You gotta call them."

Seen those. That guy is smooth with the remote tow arm and the 360 degree camera.

The funniest one is where he hooks a car up on the tow truck and a naked black guy and his girlfriend tumble out. She found out real quick that he doesn't have money.
Posted by: Ian S.


Eben1. Has a hell of a personal story. Was in jail. Said "F this life". When he got out, he turned his life around and is hustling.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:06 PM (159FE)

273 Waffle House at the Secret Service.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2025 02:04 PM (bQetG)

Waffle House Wendy is looking for work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2025 02:07 PM (i24o9)

274 I want to see this “luxury” home. A piece of shit run down house can be $1M in LA. Which would be labeled as luxury just on price alone in the media.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 28, 2025 02:07 PM (Y7qnM)

275 I would have fought cut these bints for a white Bronco.

Posted by: Zombie O.J. at May 28, 2025 02:07 PM (w9Wax)

276 I take it these Secret Service agents are diverse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:07 PM (YqDXo)

277 The tits are not calm!

I say again, the tits are not calm!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2025 02:08 PM (Wnv9h)

278 I take it these Secret Service agents are diverse?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
.......

Oddly familiar looking.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2025 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

279
Durango Unchained

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2025 02:09 PM (NtVYv)

280 The funniest one is where he hooks a car up on the tow truck and a naked black guy and his girlfriend tumble out. She found out real quick that he doesn't have money.
Posted by: Ian S.


He has one where the dude is bumping a side chick in his girlfriend's car and Eben repos it. Side chick finds out she's a side piece.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (159FE)

281 /Damn, old Webster is still among the Land of The UnArkancided Living ... I guess being Chelsea's father makes him untouchable.
___

Yes, but at severe cost.

Posted by: Webb H. at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (Dv3i1)

282 Also, I'm trying to figure out the reason for women in stereotypically male roles like security, and also I see this in the WNBA, to act like 'roided men

could be they're juicing but my guess is - like weak men who have low self esteem but are narcissistic anyway - they overcompensate for their lack of confidence in their true abilities by being overly aggressive.

low-T not-even-beta men can be the MOST dangerous - they're either weaseling and groveling, or stabbing you in the face. these girl-bosses end up like that, because they're very unhappy fish being made to ride bicycle.
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:05 PM (Pv3Rg)

Feminism wants women to take the place of men in authority, so they can act as men. But not being a man, they can't pull it off. They act as a bad imitation of a man as boss. This is why both men and women prefer bosses to be men. Women who are natural leaders use entirely different techniques than "girl-boss"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (8avO+)

283 HE'S INSINUATING DAVID HOGG IS GAY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Well, I knew his shit was all retarded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (L/fGl)

284 NOOD Cocaine

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (VNX3d)

285 So they honey-potted him with a hot female big-breasted bed thrasher?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 28, 2025 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

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Naked Tim Walz.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (BcFIZ)

286 247 Wall Street

Wall Street is schizophrenic
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2025 02:00 PM (VE6XX)

Wall Street is bullshit based. It doesn't produce anything. It generates digital wealth out of thin air for oligarchs by use of algorithms making thousands of trades a second. It's all one gigantic fraud.

Posted by: I don't want to occupy it but Wall Street can fuck off at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (TbWk/)

287 ...low-T not-even-beta men can be the MOST dangerous - they're either weaseling and groveling, or stabbing you in the face. these girl-bosses end up like that, because they're very unhappy fish being made to ride bicycle.
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 28, 2025 02:05 PM (Pv3Rg)

Nice turn of phrase there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 28, 2025 02:11 PM (+F/z2)

288 Michelle, for her part, stunned in a ruffled black gown with a wicked left hook

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

289 In the last year, multiple Secret Service agents have been suspended for getting into fights with each other. They have all been female.
_______________

And "diverse," I'm guessing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2025 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

290 Didja say fight?

https://shorturl.at/Q03Ax

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 28, 2025 02:14 PM (L/fGl)

291 Mike Obama and stunning should never be in the same hemisphere.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2025 02:14 PM (W2Pud)

292 MO probably requested these agents (DEI-related).

The Obamas took a Hawaiian trip just after he won election in 2008, and used a United Air Lines plane for that trip - Air Force One wasn't his to use at that point. And I know for a fact (insider info here) that the Obamas didn't like that the flight crew to Hawaii was white and they requested (and received) a black pilot/first officer for the flight back.

Posted by: Lily at May 28, 2025 02:25 PM (1yX24)

293 181 Because no self-respecting graduation speech is complete without citing Abraham Lincoln, Pelley goes for the obvious, saying that “If our government is — in Lincoln’s words — ‘of the people, by the people and for the people’ — then why are we afraid to speak?”

Yet there he is, speaking!
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2025 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

I'm all in on censoring this twat, because I don't care to have to listen to his twaddling.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2025 02:34 PM (a4NoL)

294 In the last year, multiple Secret Service agents have been suspended for getting into fights with each other. They have all been female.

I hear lesbians are prone to violence. With each other.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2025 02:44 PM (0Htd1)

295 Wall Street is bullshit based. It doesn't produce anything. It generates digital wealth out of thin air for oligarchs by use of algorithms making thousands of trades a second. It's all one gigantic fraud.
Posted by: I don't want to occupy it but Wall Street can fuck off at May 28, 2025 02:10 PM (TbWk/)

So no 401 (k) then?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 28, 2025 02:49 PM (MDj40)

296 I hear lesbians are prone to violence. With each other.
---------------
This is true. They also lead the list in Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Been that way for a long, long time. Easy Bake Ovens do like baking stuff.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2025 02:58 PM (n17eQ)

297 So Shawnika and Rashida had it out?

Posted by: Vivi at May 28, 2025 03:09 PM (bv/rQ)

298 According to the audio, at least one of the agents is black, and surprise surprise is the one who apparently initiated the fight. This is DEI at work, people.

Posted by: RebeccaH at May 28, 2025 04:00 PM (nnkjY)

299 AFAIC, the officer who sterted the fight was the one who showed up late in the wrong car.

Posted by: creeper at May 28, 2025 04:02 PM (zFwIe)

300 Cat Fight Screech Screech Yowl

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 28, 2025 04:40 PM (wGqjj)

301 Who gives a F what the status of the Obamas' marriage is?

Posted by: RonF at May 28, 2025 06:19 PM (l8nW6)

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