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Trump called for a "major investigation" into Kamala Harris' disclosed, and undisclosed, payola payments to former celebrities for their useless endorsements.

President Donald Trump called for "major investigations" Monday into Kamala Harris's campaign payments to celebrities and entertainers who endorsed the Democrat's failed presidential campaign.

Trump singled out Harris campaign payments to pop star Beyoncé Knowles, rocker Bruce Springsteen, and other entertainers in a series of posts on Truth Social. Harris's team paid millions of dollars to those celebrities and others in hopes that star appeal would turn out voters. Harris's campaign paid Knowles's production company $165,000 for an appearance at a Houston campaign rally on Oct. 25 and $75,000 to Springsteen's company for a gig in Philadelphia on Oct. 29, the Washington Free Beacon reported.

"THIS IS AN ILLEGAL ELECTION SCAM AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL! IT IS AN ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION!" Trump wrote. "I am going to call for a major investigation into this matter. Candidates aren't allowed to pay for ENDORSEMENTS, which is what Kamala did, under the guise of paying for entertainment."

Trump did not say whether he wants the Department of Justice or Congress to investigate the payments. But any probe could shine an embarrassing light on the Harris campaign's finances as she weighs whether to run again for president in 2028. Many Democratic donors have fumed at the Harris payments to celebrities after the campaign burned $1.5 billion in just three months. In addition to celebrity payments, Harris doled out hundreds of millions of dollars to Democratic advertising firms and consultants, only to lose decisively to Trump in November.

According to campaign finance records, Harris's campaign paid $211,000 to the touring company of Latin singer Ricky Martin, $20,000 to the rapper Fat Joe, and $80,000 to R&B singer Victoria Monét. Most of the musicians performed at the campaign events. Springsteen gave a brief speech and a short acoustic set at a Harris event in Philadelphia on Oct. 29.

The Harris campaign has denied paying for celebrity endorsements, and said that any payments to entertainers were for "ancillary costs" for their performances. But that may not explain the exorbitant payments to entertainers who spoke at Harris events without musical performances.

80% of French women now want the army deployed them in French cities to protect them from... oh who knows who they need protection from, let's not bicker and argue about oo's rapin' oo.

Due to France's drug trafficking crisis, a large majority of French are in favor of the army being deployed into disadvantaged neighborhoods in problematic neighborhoods in France, including 80 percent of women.

According to a CSA poll conducted for CNews, Europe 1 and JDD, 76 percent of French people overall want the army called in to battle drug trafficking in "disadvantaged neighborhoods."

In fact, women are more supportive of troops being deployed than men, with 80 percent of women saying yes to the question: "Should the army be called in to combat drug trafficking in troubled neighborhoods?" In turn, only 72 percent of men supported such an action.

This may have to do with the fact that French women feel increasingly unsafe in their own country. As Remix News has reported, France has seen an incredible 86 percent increase in sexual violence in the last 10 years, with mass immigration fueling this trend.

In Britain, 44% say they feel like "strangers in their own country."

That was the plan all along.


A new poll reveals that 44% of British residents feel like "strangers" in their own country--an eye-opening statistic that appears to validate a position long championed by Nigel Farage's Reform UK party.

Key Details:

44% of respondents said they sometimes feel like strangers in their own country; 73% of Reform UK voters felt this way.

A strong majority (73%) believe more needs to be done to integrate people from different ethnic and cultural backgrounds.

The poll precedes Starmer's warning that the UK risks becoming an "island of strangers" due to collapsing community cohesion.

Diving Deeper:

A new poll from the research firm More in Common finds that nearly half of British residents--44%--report sometimes feeling like "strangers" in their own country. The findings come just days after Labour Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer took a dramatic rhetorical pivot on immigration, echoing warnings long voiced by Nigel Farage and his populist Reform UK party.

Starmer's blunt remarks last week--declaring that mass migration offers no real economic benefit to Britain's working class and risks making the UK an "island of strangers"--drew fierce criticism from the liberal political and media class. But according to this latest survey of 13,000 people, his warning struck a nerve.

While the survey did not directly tie the feeling of alienation to immigration, several responses suggest it plays a significant role. A commanding 73% of respondents believe more must be done to integrate people from various cultural and ethnic backgrounds, with 77% saying this is a collective responsibility.

In the daily Knife Attack Report from Germany, there's another wave of knife attacks. Dress accordingly.

Another wave of knife attacks has hit Germany, showing that not much has changed despite the many lost lives and Germans maimed in knife attacks. In fact, the statistics show that these crimes are even getting worse, with 79 knife attacks per day now recorded. A German criminal lawyer warns that Germany has "imported knife violence," in response to growing blade crimes.

In the last few days, headlines include Kosovar man arrested after knife attack in Germany injures three, including 12-year-old girl" "Man stabbed half to death on basketball court," "Manhunt continues after Syrian asylum seeker stabs 5 outside student bar in Bielefeld," and "Rioter injures police officer with knife."

However, thousands of such headlines have run in the German press in recent years, with Remix News reporting on many of them. The overwhelming number of perpetrators are foreigners or those with a foreign background, yet despite promises to crack down and enact deportations of migrant criminals, the bloodshed not only continues but appears to be getting worse.


Female teacher accused of sexually assaulting student half her age. Of course she shows herself to be a ratchet imbecile in her precious social media posts. And another teacher caught sexually abusing a child.

Someone caused a big collision on the I-5 and then... ran from the scene carrying their luggage. Hm, I wonder if they have insurance and/or a valid green card.

Democrat "men" are playing butch and no one believes them.

I'll skip the mention of David Hogg, who you are all unfortunately familiar with.

Among the ways Democrats are trying to stop hemorrhaging men voters is by elevating guys who exhibit some comically stereotypical sense of "masculinity," but who otherwise champion all the effete Democrat policies that the party loves and real men hate. Who knows! Maybe it'll work!

...

Another sure stud was showcased on Gavin Newsom's podcast last week, during which the California governor interviewed "gender scholar" Jackson Katz on how "Democrats win back men." I don't know about you, but the first person I'd consult if I wanted my party to "win back men" would be a "gender scholar" with an irrepressible lisp. During the eternally long conversation, Katz mansplained to listeners how real masculinity is instilled not through delayed gratification, self-discipline, and strength training, but through his training courses and educational seminars that he offers to corporations, athletic organizations, and even the U.S. military (though presumably that stream has dried up under the new administration). After going on at length about the endless shortcomings of men, Katz, who supported Kamala Harris, went on some more. "If women are smarter than men, if they work harder, if they're more talented, then they deserve the job," said the ladies' man. "It's like, you don't deserve the job just because you're a man."

Katz further appealed to young men by suggesting that if they don't care for what he or the anchors on MSNBC have to say, it's their fault. "And by the way, anti-intellectualism is deep in American culture, especially among men," he said. "The idea that if you're somehow smart, you're a wimp. Or you're condescending because you're educated ... But the idea that being, somehow, intellectual, being, you know, somebody who reads, who engages with ideas, somehow makes you weak and soft as a man or less than a real man, this is the most self-defeating idiocy that I could ever imagine. And yet, it's fed daily in the popular discourse, especially in, you know, right-wing talk radio."

But Katz is a white guy! He knows sports and has a tell-it-like-it-is New Englander accent! Yeah, maybe it'll work.

Nightmare creatures haunt our forests:

A group of transgender and queer activists unfurled a massive pride flag over El Capitan in Yosemite National Park Tuesday, calling it a statement of "solidarity" and "belonging." The 55-by-35-foot flag was quickly ordered down by park officials.

Key Details:

The stunt was led by a group of trans, queer, and ally climbers under the campaign "Trans is Natural."
The 55x35-foot flag is the largest ever flown from El Capitan, according to a press release.
Yosemite officials ordered the flag removed around 11:30am PST, citing no rule violations but expressing safety concerns.

Interesting look to try to push the "trans is natural" idea.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 Hello.

Posted by: Case at May 23, 2025 06:37 PM (a1g6Z)

2
Hello to you Case

Posted by: four seasons at May 23, 2025 06:38 PM (3ek7K)

3 That last video - that person is demented. That is the kindest thing I can say about it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2025 06:39 PM (79pEw)

4 Absolutely UNnatural weirdos. It's looks like something from a gay horror movie about National Park rangers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2025 06:39 PM (xP1Ju)

5 Probably the same goes for the other video but honestly I'm too scared to press play on either one.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2025 06:40 PM (79pEw)

6 Are there any tourist discounts for visiting Germany during Knife Attack Season?

Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2025 06:41 PM (q177U)

7 Those trans guys from the flag story need a better stylist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 23, 2025 06:41 PM (0Htd1)

8 The queers and transgenders want the world to know that being transgender is “natural.”

They LOOK so natural, too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2025 06:42 PM (2VST1)

9 I didn't look at either one of the videos, but it was the second one that looks like a horror show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2025 06:42 PM (xP1Ju)

10 Democrats are trying to stop hemorrhaging men voters

You misunderstand this thing. "hemorrhaging men voters" are democrat girly men trying to have their first period.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 23, 2025 06:43 PM (0Htd1)

11 Hey, almost as good looking as Big Mike !!!!!!

Posted by: Barry O at May 23, 2025 06:43 PM (1U5p7)

12 The last video neglects to mention that the HUMAN species is incapable of transitioning from one sex to another.

"The Yellow Spotted Midget Frog can change from female to male so trans is NATURAL!!!!"

Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2025 06:44 PM (q177U)

13 3 That last video - that person is demented. That is the kindest thing I can say about it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2025 06:39 PM (79pEw)

I ain't watchin' it.

Posted by: m at May 23, 2025 06:44 PM (CQE5S)

14 That level of mental illness is dangerous.
Carry, on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 23, 2025 06:44 PM (xcxpd)

15 Female teacher accused of sexually assaulting student half her age. Of course she shows herself to be a ratchet imbecile in her precious social media posts. And another teacher caught sexually abusing a child.

It almost always seems to be women these days. So odd, they were almost unheard of in the past, and now its the most common story. Never-matured women who figure they can get the high school stud now that they are teacher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2025 06:44 PM (2VST1)

16 This thing deserves an all-expense paid tour of the Ukraine/Russian Front......

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 23, 2025 06:45 PM (1U5p7)

17 These ace-threads are flying off the shelves!

Posted by: m at May 23, 2025 06:45 PM (CQE5S)

18 Is that Lt Dangle?

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2025 06:45 PM (YwEeS)

19 French women objecting to getting beaten and raped.... how unprogressive

Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2025 06:45 PM (VBjZp)

20 Looks like Sgt. Slaughter in drag.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 23, 2025 06:45 PM (Vj4xA)

21 Geez, and I thought running into Bigfoot was the scariest possible thing that could happen in our national parks.

These people are deranged.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 23, 2025 06:46 PM (k9OZB)

22 Dear nonbinary TikToker, nose rings are gross. And all this nonbinary stuff is just childish attention seeking. Grow up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 23, 2025 06:46 PM (0Htd1)

23 Ranger Ricki 2025...

Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2025 06:46 PM (VBjZp)

24 5 Probably the same goes for the other video but honestly I'm too scared to press play on either one.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2025 06:40 PM (79pEw)


That's because you take good care of your mental hygiene.

Posted by: Emmie at May 23, 2025 06:46 PM (rF2iL)

25 The thing that really pisses me off about that thing is...

"It can grow a better Mustache then I can, and I am a biological male and not Non-Binary or Non-Trinary"...

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 23, 2025 06:47 PM (1U5p7)

26 I think I'm starting to experience "trans fatigue".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 23, 2025 06:47 PM (k9OZB)

27 Tessa Fowler pics needed as brain bleach.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2025 06:47 PM (Aqu9a)

28
I never watch the videos here except for the animal ones on the Cafe.

I have never clicked on links people post. Most stuff I don't want to see, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 23, 2025 06:48 PM (3ek7K)

29 The last video neglects to mention that the HUMAN species is incapable of transitioning from one sex to another.

Dr. Chopadick says otherwise.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 23, 2025 06:49 PM (0Htd1)

30 >>These ace-threads are flying off the shelves!

You probably shouldn't put ace, flying and shelves in the same sentence.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2025 06:51 PM (viF8m)

31 So just more pathetic lonely weirdos trying to get attention anyway they can. They will never be happy. But they do this to themselves.

Posted by: Case at May 23, 2025 06:51 PM (a1g6Z)

32 Kamala was robbed by the right wing conspiracy theorist. They also stole my pet monkey and cut off his diddling fingers. ("Did I say that out loud?")

Posted by: Joy Bayhard at May 23, 2025 06:51 PM (VJc7E)

33 Wow. I started watching the video for Lunatic Fringe, from Red Rider, then click to this thread.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2025 06:52 PM (VNX3d)

34 You probably shouldn't put ace, flying and shelves in the same sentence.

*ducks instinctively*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2025 06:52 PM (2VST1)

35 "It can grow a better Mustache then I can, and I am a biological male and not Non-Binary or Non-Trinary"...
Posted by: Mike Hunt


I don't think the mustache is real. And that hair color does not occur in nature.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 23, 2025 06:53 PM (0Htd1)

36 What is that monstrous thing on the right!!
Wait, don't tell me, I don't want to know.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 23, 2025 06:53 PM (4Mu9T)

37 There was a German knifed dead here by homicidal maniac a California Judgment found his life without parole was unconstitutional because 17. So he got paroled and the German died.

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2025 06:53 PM (4EcEj)

38 Fox29 (Philly) - 'After George Floyd' is on TV now. Five years later.

38th Street and Chicago Ave, "George Floyd Square" is still closed, Justice still being demanded by some from the city, the police department is still facing significant staffing issues.

The old police precinct building was terribly damaged and sits, unusable.

Posted by: L - Ni nic, another fine day at May 23, 2025 06:53 PM (NFX2v)

39 "disadvantaged neighborhoods."

______________________________

I'm tired of seeing this term. I get it. It's a euphemism for "brown people live here." But, were I in possession of a bit more melanin, I'd take offense to someone saying I lived in a "disadvantaged neighborhood." I'd make an effort to keep my residence respectable both inside and out like I do now. I'd be holding a decent job, just like I do now. And, I'd live in that neighborhood based on choice, just as I do now.

The only parties disadvantaging these folks are themselves, and the jackass municipal politicians worried about another made up term...."gentrification."

Posted by: Orson at May 23, 2025 06:55 PM (dIske)

40
Never-matured women who figure they can get the high school stud now that they are teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2025 06:44 PM (2VST1)

_________

There's a great deal of joking here about it, but I wonder how damaging it is when boys barely past puberty get seduced by these women. Boys in particular are messed up anyway at that age and being pressured into sex can't help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2025 06:56 PM (QnmlO)

41
Orson,

You are right.

Posted by: four seasons at May 23, 2025 06:56 PM (3ek7K)

42 Hey now, it isn't like kamal harris paid oprah winfrey a cool $1,000,000 to endorse her on public TV or anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 23, 2025 06:56 PM (e5NfL)

43 Is that last last video the new Marvel movie "Buttplug Randi, Park Ranger" ?

Oh, I can't wait!

Posted by: Stupid Movie Goer at May 23, 2025 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

44 True in CA too as far as feeling like a stranger.

Posted by: PJ at May 23, 2025 06:57 PM (RRCAT)

45
So just more pathetic lonely weirdos

_________

Hey, that's ME you're talking about!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2025 06:57 PM (QnmlO)

46 Virtually all "tran"s are men playing at being women... through clothes and make-up.
Get committed you losers! Lose the equipment and talk to us later. If you haven't begun to sing castrato, you ain't serious.

Posted by: MkY at May 23, 2025 06:57 PM (cPGH3)

47 What is that monstrous thing on the right!!
Wait, don't tell me, I don't want to know.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 23, 2025 06:53 PM (4Mu9T)

1. The bathroom?
2. Mama Told You Not To Look

Posted by: Count de Monet does mashups at May 23, 2025 06:58 PM (Aqu9a)

48 The French Foreign Legion could garrison the parts of France that are "disadvantaged" and food deserts.

Posted by: Miklos thinks there were movies like that at May 23, 2025 06:59 PM (K6h4I)

49 On a side note, I'm receiving emails from Kamala Harris asking me to donate to the DNC.
Evidently, the RNC is selling our names!
I don't mind, for once.

Posted by: MkY at May 23, 2025 07:00 PM (cPGH3)

50 "THIS IS AN ILLEGAL ELECTION SCAM AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL! IT IS AN ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION!" Trump wrote.

Is it? Or is it just like any other celebrity endorsement deal ever? Does it make a difference if the product being hawked is a car or a candidate?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 23, 2025 07:00 PM (/y8xj)

51 Someone caused a big collision on the I-5 and then... ran from the scene carrying their luggage. Hm, I wonder if they have insurance and/or a valid green card.

I've driven that stretch more than a few times...
https://tinyurl.com/yc5j9w2d

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2025 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

52 >>>and being pressured into sex can't help.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
----

She had to pressure him into sex?
That kid was already messed up.
Maybe she was trying to help him
find his inner masculinity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2025 07:00 PM (Xlykt)

53 I'm so old I remember when Camp of Saints was a racist conspiracy theory.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2025 07:01 PM (t0Rmr)

54 Lol holy crap, that tranny could break logs with that power chin.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at May 23, 2025 07:02 PM (yIrKn)

55 I want to recommend the video from yesterday at Legal Insurrection, about the situation with the courts. One of the participants (Glenn Reynolds?) suggested having, not Trump, but some surrogates, argue for increasing the size of SCOTUS. That should get Roberts's attention, like the 2x4 and the mule.

Now to the content.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 23, 2025 07:02 PM (od0dV)

56
Influencer, influence thyself:

Arizona hiking influencer found dead after posting final sunset trail video

Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:03 PM (AOsQT)

57 56
Influencer, influence thyself:

Arizona hiking influencer found dead after posting final sunset trail video

Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:03 PM (AOsQT)

He did a Hitchbot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2025 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

58 France has seen an incredible 86 percent increase in sexual violence in the last 10 years, with mass immigration fueling this trend.
________
Is there any explanation of how this is happening, or who is doing it? A mystery, I think.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 23, 2025 07:04 PM (od0dV)

59
Where in the world did influencers come from?

Posted by: four seasons at May 23, 2025 07:05 PM (3ek7K)

60 The stunt was led by a group of trans, queer, and ally climbers under the campaign "Trans is Natural."

Nothing says natural quite like having a surgeon cut your genitalia off and create a franken-gina

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2025 07:05 PM (t0Rmr)

61 WTF IS THAT THING IN THE RANGER OUTFIT

These people are f***ed in the head

Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:05 PM (AOsQT)

62 48 The French Foreign Legion could garrison the parts of France that are "disadvantaged" and food deserts.

Posted by: Miklos thinks there were movies like that at May 23, 2025 06:59 PM (K6h4I)

He hilarious to force the "immigrants" to join the foreign legion and ship them to former French Africa...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

63 I want to recommend the video from yesterday at Legal Insurrection, about the situation with the courts. One of the participants (Glenn Reynolds?) suggested having, not Trump, but some surrogates, argue for increasing the size of SCOTUS. That should get Roberts's attention, like the 2x4 and the mule.

Now to the content.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 23, 2025 07:02 PM (od0dV)

Foghorn Leghorn style....

https://youtu.be/ocJ1GTnmO-w

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2025 07:06 PM (VNX3d)

64 60 The stunt was led by a group of trans, queer, and ally climbers under the campaign "Trans is Natural."

Nothing says natural quite like having a surgeon cut your genitalia off and create a franken-gina

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2025 07:05 PM (t0Rmr)

A totally organic experience.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2025 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

65 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 23, 2025 07:06 PM (jc0TO)

66 The French Foreign Legion could garrison the parts of France that are "disadvantaged" and food deserts.
Posted by: Miklos thinks there were movies like that at May 23, 2025 06:59 PM (K6h4I)

Surely, you Geste. Beau Geste, get it?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2025 07:07 PM (Aqu9a)

67 I hate everything. The stress and grief and rage about what we’re going through as a country and a world...am I the only one who’s just sick of the ringtailed bitch I’m in danger of becoming?

Everywhere I look, I see people going about their days like everything is "normal". I'm trying to do the same but my heart just isn't in it.

I hate people. I never smile anymore. My wife is worried. I am constantly pissed off! I turned 70 and don't see any point. Time to start smoking and drinking again. Fuckitall!

Not me. Hate is a Republican value. The GOP is suddenly very popular because they have made hate socially acceptable. I love all, because that is my religious belief. This is what Jesus taught.

When George W was elected I couldn't watch the news for 8 years because it was so painful and unthinkable. But ai KNEW he'd be gone after that. With Trump, I'm not sure we'll survive until the end of his term, and not sure he'll leave even then!

I just recently returned to the real world after the pandemic. For over 5 years, I did not visit a restaurant, or go ANYWHERE without an N95 mask on...I'll spare you the rest lol

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 23, 2025 07:07 PM (ycI94)

68 46 Virtually all "tran"s are men playing at being women... through clothes and make-up.
Get committed you losers! Lose the equipment and talk to us later. If you haven't begun to sing castrato, you ain't serious.
---------------

That clip, yesterday, of that wheechair bound woman with muscular dystrophy (they said she was retarded) who her handlers awarded her a double mastectomy to make her better?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2025 07:08 PM (Xlykt)

69 Trump, tilting at windmills with Harris.

Maybe focus on the judicial coup dude. Nothing's going to happen to her. She's damaged goods anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2025 07:08 PM (Q4IgG)

70 I hate people. I never smile anymore. My wife is worried. I am constantly pissed off! I turned 70 and don't see any point.

===

🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2025 07:08 PM (g47mK)

71 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 23, 2025 07:07 PM (ycI94)

The psychoses are legion over there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2025 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

72 Arizona hiking influencer found dead after posting final sunset trail video
Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:03 PM (AOsQT)

______________________________

There was a really solid channel on YouTube called "The Desert Drifter". The guy, Andrew Cross, used to hike into the desert and show various pictographs and ruins from past civilizations in the southwest US. It was a some really top notch entertainment. The dude was cool in that he NEVER altered the landscape, and never took souvenirs. Over the years he became pretty knowledgeable on what he was showing. Great stuff.

Unfortunately, he was hit by a drunk driver rather recently and has since been taken off life support. His videos are still up if you're interested. Just search out "Desert Drifter." You won't be disappointed.

Posted by: Orson at May 23, 2025 07:09 PM (dIske)

73 66 The French Foreign Legion could garrison the parts of France that are "disadvantaged" and food deserts.
Posted by: Miklos thinks there were movies like that at May 23, 2025 06:59 PM (K6h4I)
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Give them carte blanch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2025 07:09 PM (Xlykt)

74 "Female teacher accused of sexually assaulting student half her age."

---

At first I thought you were talking about Brigadier Macron, but he was closer to three times the age of the student.

And he's, you know, a dude.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2025 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

75 a ratchet imbecile?

Posted by: toby928 at May 23, 2025 07:10 PM (jc0TO)

76 Trannies are natural...

Natural f'ing idiots.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 23, 2025 07:10 PM (ba71i)

77 The French Foreign Legion could garrison the parts of France that are "disadvantaged" and food deserts.
Posted by: Miklos thinks there were movies like that

Think of all that laundry!

Posted by: The Flying Deuces at May 23, 2025 07:11 PM (Aqu9a)

78 Nightmare creatures haunt our forests:
----
Where's Sasquatch when you need him?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2025 07:11 PM (GlyvH)

79 Where's Sasquatch when you need him?

I think Big Mike is still living in Chicago

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2025 07:11 PM (t0Rmr)

80
Not-so-wacky-prediction: Our Favorite President(tm) will award Scott Adams the Pres. Medal of Freedom before July.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 23, 2025 07:11 PM (Y1PYH)

81 >>a ratchet imbecile?

He's rolling.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2025 07:12 PM (viF8m)

82 When we purge the corruption from our government and military, I would be all for colonizing western Europe and removing the scourge of "diversity".

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 23, 2025 07:12 PM (ba71i)

83 Influencer, influence thyself:

Arizona hiking influencer found dead after posting final sunset trail video
Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:03 PM (AOsQT)

Well I'm influenced.

I ain't goin' hiking at sunset.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2025 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

84 Ever notice how these trannies look like literal demons? I'm sure it's just coincidence...

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 23, 2025 07:13 PM (ba71i)

85 >Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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those poor deluded MFers

Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:13 PM (AOsQT)

86 69 Trump, tilting at windmills with Harris.

Maybe focus on the judicial coup dude. Nothing's going to happen to her. She's damaged goods anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
---------------

He like to keep them busy.
.. _ they never know.........👀 👀

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2025 07:13 PM (Xlykt)

87 Where in the world did influencers come from?

Posted by: four seasons at May 23, 2025 07:05 PM (3ek7K)

Their mothers' wombs, I would imagine.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2025 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

88 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 23, 2025 07:07 PM (ycI94)

The psychoses are legion over there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2025 07:08 PM (ynpvh)


We need to update the catalog.

Posted by: DSM-IV at May 23, 2025 07:14 PM (Aqu9a)

89 Intercepted DU Transmissions

I was sure this was a woman.
Maybe just another testosterone challenged male?

Posted by: MkY at May 23, 2025 07:14 PM (cPGH3)

90
Carl DeMaio
@carldemaio
·
5h
CA Democrats just passed AB 930 to allow illegal immigrants to COUNT BALLOTS in our elections! And will require counting of ballots received SEVEN days after the election! Spread the word and help me defeat AB 930!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2025 07:14 PM (n7rxJ)

91 I hate everything. The stress and grief and rage about what we’re going through as a country and a world...am I the only one who’s just sick of the ringtailed bitch I’m in danger of becoming?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


No darlin', I'm pretty sure we're all sick of the bitch you're (ahem) "becoming."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 23, 2025 07:15 PM (/y8xj)

92 Was this interesting yet alarming video noted here?

First fault rupture ever filmed: M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar

https://tinyurl.com/2rcrbxzv

Posted by: toby928 at May 23, 2025 07:15 PM (jc0TO)

93 Sometimes when people get expert at something, they can be susceptible to carelessness

which can kill you

Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:15 PM (AOsQT)

94

Let's be natural

https://youtu.be/kqih-lVzi30

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2025 07:16 PM (63Dwl)

95 When we purge the corruption from our government and military, I would be all for colonizing western Europe and removing the scourge of "diversity".
Posted by: Cray Cray

Maybe the new Pope will surprise us and we have the New Crusades. "Once and for forever."

Posted by: MkY at May 23, 2025 07:16 PM (cPGH3)

96 On the subject of these adult teachers with young boys, my guess is that they are deeply into the ability to control, and to form, the kids as they wish. The boys are too young to resist.

Kingsley Amis wrote a mystery, The Riverside Villas Murder, where that was the core of the plot.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 23, 2025 07:16 PM (od0dV)

97 Vote until you win

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2025 07:18 PM (ypFCm)

98 the 2 biggest problems we face

1 election fraud
2 judicial overreach

IMO

Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:18 PM (AOsQT)

99
Mystery forgotten 70's lyrics!

Talkin' jivin' poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, bone faker
I ain't so blind I can't see

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 23, 2025 07:19 PM (Y1PYH)

100 Maybe the new Pope will surprise us and we have the New Crusades. "Once and for forever."
Posted by: MkY at May 23, 2025 07:16 PM (cPGH3)


I'm sure the Pope's brother brought that up at their last Thanksgiving's get-together.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 23, 2025 07:19 PM (ba71i)

101 87 Where in the world did influencers come from?

Posted by: four seasons
----

Saw something about this woman orthopedic surgeon who gave it up and became an influencer on natural medicine or something like that.
But influencer for sure. Is there that much money in it? Or did the license authority allow her to quietly leave the practice?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2025 07:20 PM (Xlykt)

102 70 I hate people. I never smile anymore. My wife is worried. I am constantly pissed off! I turned 70 and don't see any point.

===

🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2025 07:08 PM (g47mK)
_______
Well, I just turned 72, on Monday. While I am easily pissed off, it passes quickly. Not much bothers me that deeply, other than the really troubling state of the world, of course. But that's ALWAYS been the case with me. I don't agree with much of anyone, even the people on my side.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 23, 2025 07:20 PM (od0dV)

103 Female teacher accused of sexually assaulting student half her age. Of course she shows herself to be a ratchet imbecile in her precious social media posts.

It's different if the student is a boy. She gave him the time of his life, fulfilled his fantasies, and he gets to high-five his classmates about it. Pressing charges is ridiculous. She made him a man, he shouldn't be complaining about it.

Posted by: What purveyors of double standards might say at May 23, 2025 07:20 PM (TbWk/)

104 Carl DeMaio
@carldemaio
·
5h
CA Democrats just passed AB 930 to allow illegal immigrants to COUNT BALLOTS in our elections! And will require counting of ballots received SEVEN days after the election! Spread the word and help me defeat AB 930!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2025 07:14 PM (n7rxJ)

Uno! Dos! One! Two! Tres! Quattro! Wooly Bully!
https://youtu.be/qCoUmMDiEhs

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2025 07:21 PM (Aqu9a)

105 >>>Maybe the new Pope will surprise us and we have the New Crusades. "Once and for forever."
Posted by: MkY
---------

The new Pope is a fag. Makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2025 07:21 PM (Xlykt)

106 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 23, 2025 07:07 PM (ycI94)

That's painful to read, probably because I'm too compassionate. It really sounds like pre-suicidal posting.

Posted by: pookysgirl, too soft-hearted at May 23, 2025 07:22 PM (Wt5PA)

107 Where in the world did influencers come from?

Posted by: four seasons at May 23, 2025 07:05 PM (3ek7K)

Their mothers' wombs, I would imagine.
Posted by: BurtTC

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY MOTHER'S GENDER

Posted by: Influencer at May 23, 2025 07:22 PM (K6h4I)

108 5h
CA Democrats just passed AB 930 to allow illegal immigrants to COUNT BALLOTS in our elections! And will require counting of ballots received SEVEN days after the election! Spread the word and help me defeat AB 930!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2025 07:14 PM (n7rxJ)
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If your livelihood is not tied and bound to CA, get out of there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2025 07:23 PM (Xlykt)

109
hahaha, I saw a new word for illegals:

Illegarinos

As in, "who will think of all the poor, violent illegarinos"

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 23, 2025 07:23 PM (7dPS4)

110
CA Democrats just passed AB 930 to allow illegal immigrants to COUNT BALLOTS in our elections! And will require counting of ballots received SEVEN days after the election! Spread the word and help me defeat AB 930!

How do you defeat it if it's already passed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2025 07:23 PM (63Dwl)

111 63
'Foghorn Leghorn style....'

I'm in my 50s and still laugh at this shit.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2025 07:25 PM (3wi/L)

112 31 So just more pathetic lonely weirdos trying to get attention anyway they can. They will never be happy. But they do this to themselves.
Posted by: Case at May 23, 2025 06:51 PM (a1g6Z)

Whoa, now hold on there friendo. Lots of pathetic lonely weirdos who will never be happy here, myself included, but we aren't chopping our dicks off and putting on weird-ass puffy faced mustache masks. This is something extra, something darker.

Posted by: I'll keep my dick attached thanks at May 23, 2025 07:25 PM (TbWk/)

113
Dear nonbinary TikToker, nose rings are gross. And all this nonbinary stuff is just childish attention seeking. Grow up.
Posted by: nerdygirl

===============

Growing up is going to be traumatic. There's a couple of TikTokking trans boys (girls who are taking testosterone and getting organs cut out) out there admitting that baldness is kinda not what they had in mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2025 07:25 PM (n7rxJ)

114
That's painful to read, probably because I'm too compassionate. It really sounds like pre-suicidal posting.
Posted by: pookysgirl,


Don't be fooled -- that DUmmy is gaslighting its fellow DUmmies -- trying to get Others to angry and desperate. Perhaps motivate someone reading their post to do some violence.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 23, 2025 07:26 PM (7dPS4)

115
How do you defeat it if it's already passed?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

================

Maybe when it moves to the California Senate, not sure.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2025 07:26 PM (n7rxJ)

116 Arrest them for littering in a public park.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

117 Don't be fooled -- that DUmmy is gaslighting its fellow DUmmies -- trying to get Others to angry and desperate. Perhaps motivate someone reading their post to do some violence.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 23, 2025 07:26 PM


Just so, wise one. It's programming.

Posted by: toby928 at May 23, 2025 07:26 PM (jc0TO)

118 'Foghorn Leghorn style....'

I'm in my 50s and still laugh at this shit.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

It was a joke, son

Posted by: Miklos as Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings s Foghorn Leggorn at May 23, 2025 07:26 PM (K6h4I)

119 'Foghorn Leghorn style....'

Foghorn Leghorn is who I aspired to be.
"Widder, I need your love to keep me warm."
That's smooth.

Posted by: MkY at May 23, 2025 07:27 PM (cPGH3)

120 I just recently returned to the real world after the pandemic. For over 5 years, I did not visit a restaurant, or go ANYWHERE without an N95 mask on...I'll spare you the rest lol
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


And yet, somehow, I'm the weirdo?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2025 07:27 PM (cYBz/)

121 > First fault rupture ever filmed: M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar
----------
That was wild.

Many years ago while living in CA we experienced the Paso Robles quake. A 4 or something like that.

I saw our floors "wave" up and down. Old house. Hardwood. It roached my grandfather clock too. It shook loose a weight and it punched through the base.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2025 07:27 PM (Q4IgG)

122 92 Was this interesting yet alarming video noted here?

First fault rupture ever filmed: M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar

https://tinyurl.com/2rcrbxzv

Posted by: toby928 at May 23, 2025 07:15 PM (jc0TO)

"Honey, God moved my workplace 12 feet the other day..."

Notice the powerline tower crumbling in the background...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2025 07:28 PM (ynpvh)

123 Saw something about this woman orthopedic surgeon who gave it up and became an influencer on natural medicine or something like that.
But influencer for sure. Is there that much money in it? Or did the license authority allow her to quietly leave the practice?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2025 07:20 PM (Xlykt)

What I've noticed, through my explorations of the internet, there seems to be a correlation between the poopularity of female influences and the extent to which they look nice with their boobs partially exposed.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2025 07:28 PM (dGCAG)

124 Last night couldn't get picture of the Russian teacher on my phone, maybe because of mobile data. Just looked again and the woman is a hottie.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2025 07:28 PM (ypFCm)

125 'Foghorn Leghorn style....'



Is AI good enough to do Foghorn Leghorn Gangnam Style?

Posted by: Miklos has Questions at May 23, 2025 07:28 PM (K6h4I)

126 Female teacher accused of sexually assaulting student half her age. Of course she shows herself to be a ratchet imbecile in her precious social media posts. And another teacher caught sexually abusing a child.

It almost always seems to be women these days. So odd, they were almost unheard of in the past, and now its the most common story. Never-matured women who figure they can get the high school stud now that they are teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2025 06:44 PM (2VST1)

There aren't any men in el ed any more. That's why a chopped up girl can shoot up a school. A male teacher would intervene, even a wimpy one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2025 07:29 PM (8avO+)

127 80
'Our Favorite President(tm) will award Scott Adams the Pres. Medal of Freedom before July.'

Like he did with Rush Limbaugh. I think you're right.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2025 07:29 PM (3wi/L)

128 Aretha Franklin knew all about being a natural woman.
https://youtu.be/q9nSU2hAqK4



Beehive wig excepted.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2025 07:30 PM (Aqu9a)

129 California is one f*cked up state. I will give them 1st place in that. It just gets worse as the years go by.

Posted by: Case at May 23, 2025 07:30 PM (a1g6Z)

130
I want to recommend the video from yesterday at Legal Insurrection, about the situation with the courts. One of the participants (Glenn Reynolds?) suggested having, not Trump, but some surrogates, argue for increasing the size of SCOTUS. That should get Roberts's attention, like the 2x4 and the mule.

Now to the content.
Posted by: Eeyore

================

I want to recommend my own comment from these hallowed halls.

Trump should invite Roberts for a tour of his man-cave. "Here's my stereo equipment. It goes to ELEVEN. That's what's special about mine. If I want that extra bit of Constitutionality, I turn it up to ELEVEN."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2025 07:30 PM (n7rxJ)

131 129 California is one f*cked up state. I will give them 1st place in that. It just gets worse as the years go by.

Posted by: Case at May 23, 2025 07:30 PM (a1g6Z)

It's not always a good thing to be the best at what you do...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2025 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

132 I saw our floors "wave" up and down. Old house. Hardwood. It roached my grandfather clock too. It shook loose a weight and it punched through the base.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2025 07:27 PM (Q4IgG)

There's a reason some are called 'rattlers' -- the window panes in the windows rattle.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2025 07:31 PM (8avO+)

133 'Our Favorite President(tm) will award Scott Adams the Pres. Medal of Freedom before July.'
-------
Like he did with Rush Limbaugh. I think you're right.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2025 07:29 PM (3wi/L)

Oh great. Trump gives MOF. Recipient drops dead.

Murderer.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2025 07:31 PM (dGCAG)

134
The Post In Which Ace Abandons Us like We're Dogs is Nood.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 23, 2025 07:32 PM (7dPS4)

135 Every day, more insanity. We're getting more sanity now too . . . but I wonder if the insane is going to outstrip the sane.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 23, 2025 07:32 PM (omVj0)

136 Are there any tourist discounts for visiting Germany during Knife Attack Season?
Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2025 06:41 PM (q177U)



Duty free stab vests for tourists during Stab Week (don't worry, we celebrate that every week!)

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 23, 2025 07:32 PM (144I4)

137 So, French women are afraid of violence associated with drug trafficking? Really? Not...something else? Like large mobs of obnoxious Muslim horndogs ?

Posted by: Paco at May 23, 2025 07:32 PM (mADJX)

138 Kamala Harris is proof that you can't buy an election but Biden is proof that you can steal an election.

Posted by: Decaf at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (unUNN)

139 Oh great. Trump gives MOF. Recipient drops dead.

Murderer.
Posted by: BurtTC

Trump could have Vance do it.

Might cancel each other out

Posted by: Miklos has Solutions at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (K6h4I)

140 California is one f*cked up state. I will give them 1st place in that. It just gets worse as the years go by.
Posted by: Case at May 23, 2025 07:30 PM (a1g6Z)

Land of fruits and nuts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (Aqu9a)

141 One party rule, eventually make Leftifornia look like the Soviet Union

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (ypFCm)

142 5h
CA Democrats just passed AB 930 to allow illegal immigrants to COUNT BALLOTS in our elections! And will require counting of ballots received SEVEN days after the election! Spread the word and help me defeat AB 930!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2025 07:14 PM (n7rxJ)

It's time to call California for what it is: a failed state, unable to govern itself any more. It has become a danger to a free America. The corrupt voting has made it so.
Trump needs to declare it such, return it to Territory status, and take it over via federal control, re-establish a legal system void of illegals and dead people voting, and to require election day instead of election season with voters requiring to show ID.
Oh, and the two or three million illegals living there now all get a free trip south of the border, only actual citizens and properly vetted non-citizens allowed to stay. Hire bands of citizens to help clear out the illegals.
Call whatever he needs and let the military take it over until it is cleaned up. Then oversee actual elections with only actual, proven citizens getting to vote.
Or watch the rot spread to other states. Like mine, WA.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (dadcM)

143 I can just imagine JD Vance looking at those two creatures in the last pic and saying, "I don't really care, Margaret."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (omVj0)

144 'Our Favorite President(tm) will award Scott Adams the Pres. Medal of Freedom before July.'
-------
Like he did with Rush Limbaugh. I think you're right.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2025 07:29 PM (3wi/L)

Oh great. Trump gives MOF. Recipient drops dead.

Murderer.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2025 07:31 PM



Like getting a visit from JD Vance.

Posted by: toby928 at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (jc0TO)

145 Every day, more insanity. We're getting more sanity now too . . . but I wonder if the insane is going to outstrip the sane.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Where do you live again?

Posted by: Miklos can answer this question on a local basis at May 23, 2025 07:34 PM (K6h4I)

146 Remember, all those DU posters were in the HS Drama Club

Posted by: Don Black at May 23, 2025 07:34 PM (AOsQT)

147 The idea we could pack the court with Alito and Thomas clones belies the history of GOP court picks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2025 07:34 PM (XV/Pl)

148 I hate people. I never smile anymore. My wife is worried. I am constantly pissed off! I turned 70 and don't see any point.

That old fart is full of hate at 70. Good God man!

Probably sits on his old wrinkled ass all day and watches CNN.

Posted by: Old Farts Who Are Brain Dead at May 23, 2025 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

149 'Our Favorite President(tm) will award Scott Adams the Pres. Medal of Freedom before July.'
-------
Like he did with Rush Limbaugh. I think you're right.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2025 07:29 PM (3wi/L)

Oh great. Trump gives MOF. Recipient drops dead.

Murderer.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2025 07:31 PM


Like getting a visit from JD Vance.
Posted by: toby928 at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (jc0TO)

But I didn't have the chocolate mousse!!

I don't care, Margaret. - JD Vance

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2025 07:35 PM (Aqu9a)

150 "Yosemite officials ordered the flag removed"

Better option:
https://youtu.be/Z3_eEO0Cvwg

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 23, 2025 07:35 PM (O7YUW)

151
True, Democrats have long-since been the party of nags, their chief mascots being perpetually offended black women — the “heart” and “backbone” of the Democrat Party

------

Not so fast, Skeletor...

Posted by: He-Man at May 23, 2025 07:37 PM (7lFSJ)

152 106
'That's painful to read, probably because I'm too compassionate. It really sounds like pre-suicidal posting.'

Oh no. One fewer 'Rat voter.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2025 07:37 PM (3wi/L)

153 When we purge the corruption from our government and military, I would be all for colonizing western Europe and removing the scourge of "diversity".
Posted by: Cray Cray

Maybe the new Pope will surprise us and we have the New Crusades. "Once and for forever."
Posted by: MkY at May 23, 2025 07:16 PM (cPGH3)

I feel the same way about Europe as Russia does. Let them stew in their own stewpot. Asylum for a few, but they made their choices. Looks like the EU will reject US alliances with us and force us out and I will go whistling.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2025 07:38 PM (8avO+)

154 All these frequent trips down the stairs and back up again for moar ice and Bourbon means no reason to buy a Stairmaster.

Posted by: #healthylifestylemiklos at May 23, 2025 07:39 PM (K6h4I)

155 Wow Daily Mail. Nothing too degenerate for you, huh?

"Beloved gay adult entertainer Colton Ford has died at the age of 62 in a mysterious hiking trail accident, according to his friends. "

Some of his most famous adult films include Conquered, Gang Bang Cafe and Colton."

Posted by: fd at May 23, 2025 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

156 One party rule, eventually make Leftifornia look like the Soviet Union
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2025 07:33 PM (ypFCm)

The Soviets had more good points.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2025 07:40 PM (8avO+)

157 30 >>These ace-threads are flying off the shelves!

You probably shouldn't put ace, flying and shelves in the same sentence.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2025 06:51 PM (viF8m)
----
It's okay, there's no mention of reversible drills.

Posted by: Ciampino - great memes? at May 23, 2025 07:41 PM (sPQoU)

158 Growing up is going to be traumatic. There's a couple of TikTokking trans boys (girls who are taking testosterone and getting organs cut out) out there admitting that baldness is kinda not what they had in mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2025 07:25 PM (n7rxJ)

When they don't cut themselves the suicide rate is 50 percent. When they do the suicide rate is 50 percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2025 07:42 PM (8avO+)

159 Lo, appeareth a Cafe

Posted by: Somebody has to at May 23, 2025 07:42 PM (K6h4I)

160 I think "hiking trail accident" is a coded message.

Posted by: fd at May 23, 2025 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

161 "Beloved gay adult entertainer Colton Ford

I read that as "Colon Ford"

Posted by: Miklos needs moar ice at May 23, 2025 07:44 PM (K6h4I)

162 The idea we could pack the court with Alito and Thomas clones belies the history of GOP court picks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2025 07:34 PM (XV/Pl)

AI ROBO-Thomas and ROBO-Alito judges. With special lasers to incinerate anyone making a reference to european law or "feeelings"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2025 07:44 PM (8avO+)

163 I think "hiking trail accident" is a coded message.
Posted by: fd

Took the dirt road?

Posted by: Miklos needs moar Bourbon at May 23, 2025 07:44 PM (K6h4I)

164
Across the West, the political Left is publicly aligning themselves with conservative values. They don't mean a word of it. It's their attempt to continue our destruction. It doesn't work, so they'll be back to attempting arrests, lockdowns, and riots before long. I think the pretext in the US might be when Trump finally tells the communist judges to cram it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 23, 2025 07:49 PM (7lFSJ)

165
155 Wow Daily Mail. Nothing too degenerate for you, huh?

"Beloved gay adult entertainer Colton Ford has died at the age of 62 in a mysterious hiking trail accident, according to his friends. "

Some of his most famous adult films include Conquered, Gang Bang Cafe and Colton."
Posted by: fd at May 23, 2025 07:39 PM

----

Suddenly rotted from venereal diseases.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 23, 2025 07:52 PM (7lFSJ)

166
Never trust the Left.

Posted by: fourseasons at May 23, 2025 07:52 PM (3ek7K)

167 "Talkin' jivin' poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, bone faker
I ain't so blind I can't see"

Now you're messin' with a (a son of a bitch)

A little hair of the dog, so to speak.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 23, 2025 07:57 PM (nm0Ra)

168 Leveé la Jaquerie! 80% of French women now want the army deployed them in French cities to protect them from... oh who knows who they need protection from, let's not bicker and argue about oo's rapin' oo.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 23, 2025 08:19 PM (tOaNb)

169 4 I was .... 8n that movie...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 23, 2025 08:22 PM (tOaNb)

170 4 I was .... In that movie... Nudist Camp. Of the Dead....

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 23, 2025 08:23 PM (tOaNb)

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Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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