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Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 04, 2025 03:30 PM (uN0/6) 2
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Posted by: H at July 04, 2025 03:31 PM (2gjbv) 3
Heh. I’ll go get em..:
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 04, 2025 03:31 PM (uN0/6) 4
if you dint like it here, go away
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 04, 2025 03:31 PM (QSrLX) Posted by: nurse ratched at July 04, 2025 03:31 PM (mT+6a) 6
Far out, man!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2025 03:31 PM (u73oe) 7
Liberace!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 04, 2025 03:31 PM (mT+6a) 8
Does anyone know the flight path for today's flyover? I've been looking, but can't find it anywhere.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2025 03:31 PM (Riz8t) 9
Willowed:
LEGO has announced a new set based on our own ace! https://tinyurl.com/3vpknnfy Posted by: BruceWayne at July 04, 2025 03:29 PM (XZ6f ![]() Posted by: BruceWayne at July 04, 2025 03:32 PM (XZ6f8) 10
Nooded…
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 04, 2025 03:32 PM (uN0/6) 11
no really, progressives. its better for you in chyna, russia, pyongyang, zibabwe, zangaro, north korea, just not the USA. Off yougo!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 04, 2025 03:33 PM (QSrLX) 12
This day was made possible by civilians with military grade weapons.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2025 03:34 PM (SEDrX) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2025 03:35 PM (8jHuT) 14
Feelin' queasy.
Posted by: Paco at July 04, 2025 03:36 PM (mADJX) 15
Liber-Ace of Spades.
Posted by: far cry at July 04, 2025 03:37 PM (Uxybj) 16
Mother Superior, we've discovered a case of Chlamydia in the convent. Oh, thank goodness. I've gotten so tired of the Chardonnay. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 03:37 PM (XQo4F) Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 04, 2025 03:38 PM (XQo4F) 18
>>This day was made possible by civilians with military grade weapons.
Northeast cockroaches. One if by land. Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 03:39 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 03:40 PM (XQo4F) 20
Willowed:
Barbecue as created by God was meant to be enjoyed with Kansas City style sauce served over burnt ends, sliced brisket, or pork (not beef) ribs. God doesn't mind that Texans found another good way to enjoy meat, but he frowns on whatever buggery is going on with mustard and white sauces. Posted by: Crusader at July 04, 2025 03:41 PM (TN0g+) 21
Okay, getting in the pool. I hear it has not reached the bathtub temp I enjoy, but asking to turn the heater on in July results in being given dirty looks and reminded I live on the gulf coast of Alabama. It will be good to get a little sun anyway, I am slightly translucent at the moment. I am skipping sunscreen except for my face.
Later on when I complain I have a sunburn on my stomach, y’all remind me bad decisions usually equal bad consequences. Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2025 03:41 PM (p4NUW) 22
The best BBQ on the planet:
https://tinyurl.com/ArthurBryants Posted by: Crusader at July 04, 2025 03:42 PM (TN0g+) 23
"... but he frowns on whatever buggery is going on with mustard and white sauces."
### This is about us, isn't it? Posted by: Alabamians and North Carolinians at July 04, 2025 03:43 PM (XQo4F) 24
Please pray for the missing girls who were at a Christian camp in Hunt, Texas. The rising floodwater washed away several cabins there and there are missing girls. Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 03:43 PM (3ek7K) 25
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Please pray for the missing girls who were at a Christian camp in Hunt, Texas. The rising floodwater washed away several cabins there and there are missing girls. Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 03:43 PM (3ek7K) Oh please let them be found. This sounds very scary. Prayers for sure. Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2025 03:45 PM (p4NUW) 26
Downstairs talking to myself
Had lunch with my mom and aunt. My dad was watching the Magnificent Seven for the 74th time and didn't want to miss any of it. Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 03:47 PM (+qU29) 27
When it comes to BBQ, I believe diversity really is our strength. I enjoy North Carolina (eastern and western style), Kansas City, Texas, Memphis - hell, even Hawaiian.
Posted by: Paco at July 04, 2025 03:49 PM (mADJX) Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 03:50 PM (3ek7K) 29
Missing isn't good, but there is hope at least.
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 03:51 PM (+qU29) 30
Howdy! I'm getting ready for work. Did have some hot dogs and salad. Just water to drink. And coffee. Working 12 hours mids, need the caffeine! Hope everyone is enjoying this fine day!
Happy Fourth of July!! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 04, 2025 03:51 PM (sAmhv) 31
Thank you for your prayers for south Central TX. That is a big camp and tourist area and the video of the river flooding is awful.
Prayers up for all. Posted by: sal at July 04, 2025 03:53 PM (f+FmA) 32
I should try grilling ribs, haven't in a long time.
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 03:53 PM (+qU29) 33
Piggy Park in Cayce, S.C., mustard sauce on pork.
Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2025 03:54 PM (jgmnb) 34
When our oldest son, A MARINE!!!, was stationed in Hawaii, he enjoyed a pork recipe from there. It's a boneless pork loin, salted with smoke seasoning, wrapped in fresh spinach. We cook it in the oven, but I think out there they grilled it. It is really tasty. Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 03:55 PM (3ek7K) 35
Been drinking my energy drink earlier than my close to midnight this last week. Was wondering if that at midnight was still kicking in at bedtime at 4am
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 03:55 PM (+qU29) 36
Will pray for those kids to be found and the families to be comforted.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 04, 2025 03:56 PM (sAmhv) 37
Sacrilege I know, but ribs can turn out just fine cooked in the oven. https://tinyurl.com/3xpsm2wk Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 03:57 PM (XQo4F) 38
I saw Grilling Ribs open for Burnt Ends at BBQaroo in '97.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 04, 2025 03:58 PM (144I4) 39
Our oldest son was in the Boy Scouts in Florida. He went to the Boy Scout camp for many years. Well, we found later, thank goodness, that as a camp counselor that one of his responsibilities in the morning was to go down to the dock on the river and run the alligators off the dock. They had to clear out the gators so the kids could swim, canoe, etc. Living in Florida is an experience. Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 04:00 PM (3ek7K) 40
>>When our oldest son, A MARINE!!!, was stationed in Hawaii, he enjoyed a pork recipe from there.
Hawaiians love Spam. Not a little, a lot. Take it away Iz. https://tinyurl.com/b7hmxc9a Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 04:02 PM (viF8m) 41
Kingsford makes precooked , sauced , baby back ribs in an aluminum pan that you just stick in the oven for 20 minutes that taste just as good as anything I have had.
Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2025 04:04 PM (VofaG) 42
Wearing the BSA "Gator Clearing" merit badge may cause distress to some liberals.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 04, 2025 04:04 PM (tA1/w) 43
Today feels like Sunday.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2025 04:06 PM (t0Out) 44
I keep thinking today is Saturday having yesterday off.
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 04:07 PM (+qU29) 45
Gaaaaaaay!
Posted by: toby928 at July 04, 2025 04:07 PM (jc0TO) 46
I don't think anyone who didn't live it or has delved into pre-rock mainstream culture ( Basie, Chicago or country blues, country western don't count- that's not what mainstream Americans were exposed to) can truly grasp the incredible smiley cheery white breadedness of it. You can sort of start to get it if you consider that the 1964 Beatles were considered "mopheads" and by this clip that demonstrates that a harmless.happy little song like "Feeling Groovy" had to be reimagined for the adult audience of Liberace
Posted by: azjaeger at July 04, 2025 04:07 PM (3/XaG) 47
They have a separate men's and women's hot dog eating contest? When it comes to shoving wieners in your mouth, shouldn't women have an advantage?
Posted by: Wally at July 04, 2025 04:08 PM (2wykH) 48
They have a separate men's and women's hot dog eating contest? When it comes to shoving wieners in your mouth, shouldn't women have an advantage?
Posted by: Wally *cough Barack Obama cough* Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2025 04:10 PM (SEDrX) Posted by: Ed McMahon at July 04, 2025 04:11 PM (XQo4F) Posted by: Ward Cleaver at July 04, 2025 04:12 PM (t0Out) 51
Jumping to the bottom of the comments.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2025 04:13 PM (t0Out) 52
>>I don't think anyone who didn't live it or has delved into pre-rock mainstream culture ( Basie, Chicago or country blues, country western don't count- that's not what mainstream Americans were exposed to) can truly grasp the incredible smiley cheery white breadedness of it.
Very few of the artists and bands that lasted don't acknowledge where they got their influence. Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 04:15 PM (viF8m) 53
The top video was NEVER hard on the Beaver.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 04:15 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 04, 2025 04:16 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 04:16 PM (fV+MH) 56
Flash floods out in the Edwards Plateau (starts about Kerrville and points west) are terrible, the limestone in most of it is within a few inches of the surface, so the ground absorbs very little. That’s why in a tight little valley, water levels can go from 2’ deep to 32’ deep in a few hours. It’s usually pretty dry, so people get caught by surprise each time it happens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2025 04:18 PM (Lhvai) 57
eleven
The London Boys gave off a gay vibe, but they were strongly heterosexual and devoted to their wives and kids. Until their untimely deaths. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2025 04:18 PM (u82oZ) 58
Will pray for those kids to be found and the families to be comforted.
Posted by: Puddleglum The pictures coming out and the stories are heartbreaking. Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2025 04:19 PM (SEDrX) 59
I’ve been told illegals are scared to go anywhere now that ice is doing their thing. And yet at the US-Guatemala futbol match, 70% of the crowd was Guatemalan.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 04, 2025 04:19 PM (KrOdt) 60
Very few of the artists and bands that lasted don't acknowledge where they got their influence I would say that why the sound of the "classic rock" era has lasted for more than 60 years is mostly because the originators at least understood professional song crafting so when they added more oopmf and feel and deepness, they still understood how to craft a song. People now, unless they are educated musicians, grew up on rap music and video game music so that's what's inside them. Posted by: azjaeger at July 04, 2025 04:20 PM (3/XaG) Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at July 04, 2025 04:20 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2025 04:20 PM (63Dwl) 63
I went to Virginia's portion of Assateague island today. Usual crowd size, not as many Spanish but more Blacks. My guess is OC is getting so bad that people are coming south.
Carnival and fireworks tonight Posted by: Accomack at July 04, 2025 04:21 PM (oERdd) Posted by: azjaeger at July 04, 2025 04:21 PM (3/XaG) 65
are those gals wearing yellow or chartreuse tights in the top video?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2025 04:21 PM (t0Out) 66
rap rhymes with crap
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 04:22 PM (wHp1L) 67
does Lindsey Graham live with his mother?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2025 04:22 PM (t0Out) 68
His sister lives with him. She runs everything. Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 04:23 PM (3ek7K) 69
Very few of the artists and bands that lasted don't acknowledge where they got their influence. Posted by: JackStraw Sounds like one of those "stolen land" acknowledgements. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2025 04:23 PM (63Dwl) 70
Yard engines going on. I could , but don't want to.
Have a tree cut up that needs to get moved by garden tractor and trailer. Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 04:24 PM (+qU29) 71
5 guys train like into the grooves of those ....Oh never mind...Liberace just ruined the vibe
Posted by: hatethedeepstate at July 04, 2025 04:24 PM (2Nfh9) 72
When it comes to BBQ, I believe diversity really is our strength. I enjoy North Carolina (eastern and western style), Kansas City, Texas, Memphis - hell, even Hawaiian.
Posted by: Paco at July 04, 2025 03:49 PM (mADJX) I love them all. As long as the meat isn't overdone and dried out, American BBQ is incredible! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 04:24 PM (L5An7) 73
Very few of the artists and bands that lasted don't acknowledge where they got their influence.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 04:15 PM (viF8m) The Grateful Dead: powered by hallucinogens and heroin! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 04:25 PM (L5An7) 74
Dallas area elementary school students Eloise Peck and Lila Bonner are among the girls still unaccounted for after catastrophic flooding swept cabins away at Camp Mystic in Kerrville. If you are in the area PLEASE be on the lookout for these little girls.
(via Steve Noviello / Fox 4) Camp Mystic is one of the hardest hit camps in the area. Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2025 04:26 PM (SEDrX) 75
I live on land made a home by stegasauri.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 04, 2025 04:27 PM (L/fGl) 76
Is an unspecified feeling of anxiety a symptom of potential heart attack?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2025 04:27 PM (t0Out) 77
Got a Korean BBQ joint nearby. Been there for years but haven't tried it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 04, 2025 04:27 PM (QqW4y) 78
After weeks of sun and warm weather, it's currently raining in Boise. Heh. Should clear up soon, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 04, 2025 04:27 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 04:28 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2025 04:28 PM (aBgBM) 81
triple re-post
_ - > HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Year 249 - 1776/2025 ------- https://is.gd/8gGb4x NSFW Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises --- Brooklyn Decker's photographer deserves a bonus. Very flattering picture. Brightens the day. Warms the heart. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 04:28 PM (wHp1L) 82
And give him lots of wavy hair like Liberace!
Posted by: The Chordettes at July 04, 2025 04:28 PM (XQo4F) 83
75 I live on land made a home by stegasauri.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 04, 2025 04:27 PM (L/fGl) Our property is on a ginormous piece of granite. That's why the dirt is red clay. Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2025 04:28 PM (t0Out) 84
>>How would a hit-man just suddenly have a nun's habit?
One of the funniest conversations I've ever had is with the neighbors who live behind my place. I used travel a lot for work and would be gone for weeks at a time. They were always nice but seemed a bit distant. When I left that job and was around more we had drinks one afternoon on the patio. I asked them why we hadn't done this sooner they told me they thought I was a hitman and that's why I traveled so much and they were a bit afraid. Of me. I asked them if I looked like a hitman and they said isn't that what a hitman would say? I actually don't have a nun's habit. Not yet. Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 04:28 PM (viF8m) 85
Happy Fourth, Horde!
Went to the store earlier. Noticeable number of folks wearing red, white, and blue. Going to get an an adult beverage and go watch the BBB signing. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at July 04, 2025 04:28 PM (LxER7) 86
So. Magnum nails a nun.
Nothing that guy won't do. Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2025 04:29 PM (1bdKO) 87
triple re-post
_ - > HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Year 249 - 1776/2025 ------- https://is.gd/8gGb4x NSFW Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises --- Brooklyn Decker's photographer deserves a bonus. Very flattering picture. Brightens the day. Warms the heart. Posted by: Braenyard Big Beautiful... Posted by: You finish the rest at July 04, 2025 04:29 PM (XQo4F) 88
We went to lunch at tje retirement community cafeteria, lots of elderly people had very patriotic shirts on
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 04:30 PM (+qU29) 89
have you had any type of BBQ there?
Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 04:28 PM (3ek7K) One of the local butchers makes a pork cut on their rotisserie. The cut is up near the neck, and includes the top of the shoulder chops. Nice and fatty! But they don't smoke it, which of course is a profound indication of the failure of French culture when compared to America! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 04:30 PM (L5An7) 90
When it comes to BBQ, I believe diversity really is our strength.
- I see Der Wienerschnitzel is now advertising bacon cheeseburger burritos. So that's diverse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 04, 2025 04:30 PM (L/fGl) 91
The War For Independence explained. https://is.gd/7ggTCC Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ========== lol did you see the tweet above it? fr from the UK embassy here: https://x.com/UKinUSA/status/1941044312583950697 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2025 04:30 PM (Rrsaq) 92
Reading out on deck, its a gorgeous day
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 04:31 PM (+qU29) Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2025 04:31 PM (t0Out) 94
nood
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2025 04:35 PM (t0Out) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2025 04:35 PM (/HVsR) 96
lol did you see the tweet above it? fr from the UK embassy here:
https://x.com/UKinUSA/status/1941044312583950697 Posted by: Blonde Morticia Damn limey diplomats! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 04, 2025 04:35 PM (L/fGl) 97
Very Los Vegas.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at July 04, 2025 04:36 PM (n9TDU) 98
I went to Camp Mystic one summer when I was 11. This makes me feel just sick to my stomach. Prayers going up for the campers and their families...
Posted by: DanMa'am at July 04, 2025 04:36 PM (8uzBS) 99
Camp Mystic is one of the hardest hit camps in the area.
Posted by: rickb223 --- Pray for the kids. When those rivers flood nothing stops them. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 04:42 PM (wHp1L) Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2025 04:47 PM (3ek7K) 101
23 that's a lot of heartbreaking
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2025 05:02 PM (+qU29) 102
To you Flatlanders moving to some rural and Wooded areas the Deer see your fancy Bushes as a little Snack
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