Good Boys Cafe

Doodle finds it hard to say goodbye.

Puppy pets kitten.

This bird mocks you.

Lemurs just discovered the Spider-Man meme.

Some Pig!

Managing the dig.

All dogs are the best dogs. Further evidence.

Dog invades cat's personal space. I'm sure he deserved it.

"Condition One" weather in Antarctica.

We don't deserve them..🐕🐾🚑🥺❤️ pic.twitter.com/UHduonNDQK
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 20, 2025

Deer playing in the forest.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/aErVbCoOjC
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 18, 2025

Awww:

The moment when a sheep that grew up with goats realizes that he’s not a goat.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/eLmqjjN6CR
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 17, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at May 21, 2025 07:40 PM (pf/D0)

2 Onward!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

3 Dog reporters would smell out trouble and evil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

4 Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand

Mighty fast fingers, sodbuster.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

5 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2025 07:43 PM (77rzZ)

6 I love the smile on the dogs face.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2025 07:43 PM (122XE)

7 Petunia Pig

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2025 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

8 2 Salty, good to see you here!

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2025 07:44 PM (77rzZ)

9 Willowed from previous thread because it took a lot of effort to type it out with one finger on my phone....

214 This name discussion reminds me of the lady who was whisked away for an emergency c-section. When she came to the nurse said 'don't worry, your babies, boy and girl are fine. We couldn't contact your husband but we found his brother and he was able to give us names.

OMG she thought, that idiot! What did he name them ? she asked the nurse.

Well, he named the girl Denise

That not too bad, she thought. What did he name the boy?

Da Nephew.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 21, 2025 07:44 PM (+ye8Q)

10 the sheep goat thing is scriptural

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 21, 2025 07:44 PM (QSrLX)

11 "Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up

First floor: telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and shoes
Going up

Second floor: carpets
Travel goods and beddings
Materials and soft furnishing
Restaurant and teas
Going down"

OK...I'll stop

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2025 07:44 PM (g47mK)

12
Pembrokes and Cardigans notified.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 07:44 PM (QnmlO)

13 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

14 Puppies and kids were meant for each other.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)

15 Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand

Mighty fast fingers, sodbuster.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

I was lucky is all. Good Evening, Salty and everyone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at May 21, 2025 07:46 PM (pf/D0)

16 Bulg

How is our Northern Virginia behind the lines commando doing?

Running for Connell's seat? I hope.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

17 In the top picture, you just know that little boy and his dog are up to something.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2025 07:48 PM (GlyvH)

18 First floor: telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and shoes
Going up

Second floor: carpets
Travel goods and beddings
Materials and soft furnishing
Restaurant and teas
Going down"

OK...I'll stop

Posted by: runner

Steven Tyler has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at May 21, 2025 07:49 PM (pf/D0)

19 "Condition One" weather in Antarctica.
--------

Just wait until The Thing shows up.

Posted by: James Arness at May 21, 2025 07:51 PM (XeU6L)

20 First floor: telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and shoes
Going up

Second floor: carpets
Travel goods and beddings
Materials and soft furnishing
Restaurant and teas
Going down"

OK...I'll stop

Posted by: runner

My mom got me hooked on that show. Back when you could watch it on PBS for free.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2025 07:51 PM (122XE)

21 That Antarctica video is how all cold weather feels to me. About half of my life in the south east now and I have no tolerance for cold. A complete wuss.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2025 07:51 PM (cduTK)

22 "Perfessor" Squirrel

It's like when the house full of 4 kids goes quiet.

Time to investigate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

23 It's like when the house full of 4 kids goes quiet.

Time to investigate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
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I make a routine "kitty patrol" through my house to see what my 5 little kitties are up to....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2025 07:54 PM (GlyvH)

24 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2025 07:54 PM (4vgpN)

25 My mom got me hooked on that show. Back when you could watch it on PBS for free.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2025 07:51 PM (122XE)

HA! that was my mom too.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2025 07:56 PM (g47mK)

26 Just wait until The Thing shows up.

Sam Brinton or Rastafarian Raggedy Anne?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2025 07:57 PM (4vgpN)

27 That sheep/gost video i several years old. I think Ace himself posted it like 4 or 5 years ago.

Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2025 07:59 PM (pMi6S)

28 psst...rick...some of it is now on youtube ...

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2025 07:59 PM (g47mK)

29 I see Felonious von Pantsuits has confirmed the Replacement Theory.

Oh noes, it's just vile for Trump to encourage Americans to have babies. But it is great and glorious when illegal immigrants have plenty of babies.

And how is this not racist?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2025 07:59 PM (4vgpN)

30 Dog reporters would smell out trouble and evil.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:42 PM

Bonus: When they piss on your leg, they won't tell you it's raining.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2025 08:00 PM (yuVjX)

31 Tonight: following the geodesic, or Everyman just lets go…

I am going to take a nap: that’s me letting go…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2025 08:01 PM (ZVgZ4)

32 11
Posted by: runner at May 21, 2025 07:44 PM (g47mK)
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The Rhodesian/South African version.
We are the lift girls of a big department store ......

https://youtu.be/xwIkBQzwiKU

Posted by: Ciampino - Jeremy Taylor at May 21, 2025 08:02 PM (sPQoU)

33 16 Salty, I filed to run, but when presented with the questionnaire, I answered “and” on the Ginger/Maryanne question.

“Too hetero,” they said. So I was out.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2025 08:02 PM (77rzZ)

34
It's like when the house full of 4 kids goes quiet.

Time to investigate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

_________

Two times we investigate

- When puppies are noisy
- When puppies are quiet

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 08:04 PM (QnmlO)

35 psst...rick...some of it is now on youtube ...
Posted by: runner

I'm gonna have to look. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2025 08:04 PM (yEAOw)

36 21
'About half of my life in the south east now and I have no tolerance for cold.'

Cold I can handle. All the frozen shit that lands on the roads and power lines take all the fun out of winter for me.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 21, 2025 08:04 PM (3wi/L)

37 "psst...rick...some of it is now on youtube ...
Posted by: runner

I heard they blurred all the shots of Mrs Slocumbe's pussy.

Posted by: Gwhendohlin at May 21, 2025 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

38 27
'That sheep/gost video i several years old. I think Ace himself posted it like 4 or 5 years ago.'

Oh. Really? On what date?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 21, 2025 08:07 PM (3wi/L)

39 Need a new mystery click. The stench of Chris de Burgh lingers in the sidebar.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 21, 2025 08:09 PM (UBKzV)

40 Hockey

soon

Posted by: Don Black at May 21, 2025 08:10 PM (AOsQT)

41 The rhino and the dog: when you wake up and discover that the nightmare is real.

Posted by: Paco at May 21, 2025 08:11 PM (mADJX)

42 Good evening, horde!

Cute, happy baby. And dog.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 21, 2025 08:12 PM (WIBSw)

43 Deer playing in the forest: magical! Looks like old Disney.

Posted by: Paco at May 21, 2025 08:13 PM (mADJX)

44
At first I was going to ask why a heartless b-tard was standing there videoing the dog frantically watching its human being taken away, then the end happened.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 21, 2025 08:13 PM (n7rxJ)

45 39

And then the Ferryman said,
'There is trouble ahead. So you must pay me now!'
(don't do it)
'You must pay me now!'
(don't do it)
And still that voice came from beyond

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 21, 2025 08:13 PM (3wi/L)

46 "Don't worry about the sleeves, sir, they will ride up with wear."

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2025 08:14 PM (g47mK)

47 Deer playing in the forest: magical! Looks like old Disney.
Posted by: Paco

Here, in the dappled embrace of an ancient woodland, where shafts of sunlight pierce the canopy to dance upon the forest floor, a creature of timeless grace emerges. Bambi's mother, her coat a tapestry of russet and gold, steps softly from the shadows and rubs her hindquarters.

"That's the last time I do THAT for two bucks." she uttered.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2025 08:17 PM (cYBz/)

48 21 That Antarctica video is how all cold weather feels to me. About half of my life in the south east now and I have no tolerance for cold. A complete wuss. - banana Dream

A dozen years in Miami did that to me. I was never able to reacclimate to cold weather afterwards.

Posted by: Paco at May 21, 2025 08:19 PM (mADJX)

49 The ambulance drivers wisely chose to let the dog on rather than face being hunted for the rest of their short lives by a relentless border collie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 21, 2025 08:20 PM (zZu0s)

50 This is so much MY F'N President!

At the meeting with the SA president:

"I'm sorry I don't have a plane to give you,' the South African leader joked.

'I wish you did,' Trump answered. 'If your country offered the United States Air Force a plane I would take it.'

Posted by: Gwhendohlin at May 21, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

51 "That's the last time I do THAT for two bucks." she uttered.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2025 08:17 PM (cYBz/)

That's horrible, TP. I almost did a Ben Rothelisburger for it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 21, 2025 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

52 Here's a thought for a cross-sporting event - hockey team, hockey puck, on the ice against a great European soccer team.... Should be funny to watch.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 21, 2025 08:24 PM (VNX3d)

53 And then the Ferryman said,
'There is trouble ahead. So you must pay me now!'
(don't do it)
'You must pay me now!'
(don't do it)
And still that voice came from beyond
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 21, 2025 08:13 PM (3wi/L)
-----
Ferryman, oh, ferryman, I cannot pay your price
Ferryman, oh, ferryman, give me more time, and I’ll pay you twice
Ferryman, oh, ferryman, I cannot pay your price
Ferryman, oh, ferryman, I'm not ready for paradise

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2025 08:24 PM (GlyvH)

54 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE BAMBIS’S MOM WAS A HOOR!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at May 21, 2025 08:25 PM (u73oe)

55 It's like when the house full of 4 kids goes quiet.

Time to investigate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2025 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
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I make a routine "kitty patrol" through my house to see what my 5 little kitties are up to....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2025 07:54 PM (GlyvH)

I call it "Cat Count Cat Count"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2025 08:25 PM (8avO+)

56 Did you do dioramas in school as a kid? I remember doing one of the river Styx and one of Ecuador.

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2025 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

57
Her Majesty and Rosalind have made it to Tucumcari, NM on their journey to Albuquerque.

HM was complaining last night that on her drive up to Dallas truckers were doing rolling roadblocks about something or another. Anyone else ever come across the like?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 08:29 PM (QnmlO)

58 Adorable baby and dog. Thanks, Ace. I needed that today. Good night everyone,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2025 08:30 PM (8sd0e)

59 HM was complaining last night that on her drive up to Dallas truckers were doing rolling roadblocks about something or another. Anyone else ever come across the like?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 08:29 PM (QnmlO)

Yeah...

Usually in areas where road construction is happening and 4 wheelers keep trying to race on ahead to get in front where lane reductions are happening.

Posted by: KwaK! at May 21, 2025 08:32 PM (89Sog)

60
Status of entrance ramp onto TX-288: open. At last.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 08:35 PM (QnmlO)

61 Speaking of truckers has Robert been around lately?

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

62 Deer playing in the forest: magical! Looks like old Disney.
Posted by: Paco

Here, in the dappled embrace of an ancient woodland, where shafts of sunlight pierce the canopy to dance upon the forest floor, a creature of timeless grace emerges. Bambi's mother, her coat a tapestry of russet and gold, steps softly from the shadows and rubs her hindquarters.

"That's the last time I do THAT for two bucks." she uttered.
Posted by: Tonypete

That's definitely not old Disney. More like new Disney.

Posted by: Tuna at May 21, 2025 08:36 PM (lJ0H4)

63 Has anyone heard from Stateless today?

Posted by: Tuna at May 21, 2025 08:38 PM (lJ0H4)

64 61 Speaking of truckers has Robert been around lately?
Posted by: fd at May 21, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

Pretty sure I saw him comment sometime this past week.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 21, 2025 08:38 PM (WIBSw)

65 HM was complaining last night that on her drive up to Dallas truckers were doing rolling roadblocks about something or another. Anyone else ever come across the like?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Perhaps protesting the (new? or newly enforced) requirement that all drivers speak English.

Posted by: old chick at May 21, 2025 08:39 PM (F3Dlr)

66 Who ate all my F**king Strawberries !@!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Blo Jiden at May 21, 2025 08:41 PM (kzJoy)

67 The moment when a sheep that grew up with goats realizes that he’s not a goat.

ACHMED!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 21, 2025 08:42 PM (bKImb)

68
Who ate all my F**king Strawberries !@!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Blo Jiden at May 21, 2025 08:41 PM (kzJoy)

_________

The guy with the duplicate key.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 08:43 PM (QnmlO)

69 I could not be a truck driver. It takes a special kind of patience to not run over idiots.

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

70
Who ate all my F**king Strawberries !@!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Blo Jiden

The mess boys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2025 08:44 PM (63Dwl)

71 69 I could not be a truck driver. It takes a special kind of patience to not run over idiots.

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)
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After the cops and all the paperwork the first time, definitely not doing it again.

Posted by: Ciampino - Maybe STOP OIL idiots at May 21, 2025 08:54 PM (sPQoU)

72
It's slow on the thread tonight. I think since the weather is nice in most places when people get home from work they are getting their gardens planted, doing yardwork and there are so many school activities with school ending soon in most places.

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 08:56 PM (3ek7K)

73 What is wrong with ambushing a genocidal tyrant?

Sounds smart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 21, 2025 09:00 PM (9N2s7)

74 Wow, it is slow tonight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 21, 2025 09:00 PM (9N2s7)

75
Aetius,

We have lots of end of the school year activities with the grandchildren and there is softball and tee ball.

It's a crazy time of the year if you have children or grandchildren.

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:02 PM (3ek7K)

76
Oldest grandson's softball team won last night. 16 to 6.

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:03 PM (3ek7K)

77 Strawberry Shortcake shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2025 09:05 PM (pf/D0)

78
Feeling dozy this evening. I've been sleeping in short segments, then I wake up, then go back to sleep. Diana woke me at 4:30, which didn't help.

I'm thinking of taking some Tylenol PM, but I'm resisting sedating myself. It doesn't seem like a good habit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 09:06 PM (QnmlO)

79
Joe,

You are really demented you crook.

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:06 PM (3ek7K)

80 Thank G-d we had a proper spring day today, instead of overcast and violent downpours.

I swear, if it weren't for the warmth, I'd think I lived in PNW instead of Appalachia this May. It's depressing. And it ruins time for the kids who want to play, and it's done severe and continual damage to my garden, particularly the annuals.

But today was beautiful. And now I'm sitting in the cool mountain breeze, listening to the fountains and the birds, the way spring is supposed to work, instead of getting pounded by rain constantly under a roof of gloom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:09 PM (BI5O2)

81 1-1 after 1

Posted by: Don Black at May 21, 2025 09:11 PM (AOsQT)

82
I can't stand the rain.

https://youtu.be/SmGig_b2QLI?si=G5cOug6EoZcGQ65S

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:12 PM (BI5O2)

83 Has anyone heard from stateless?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2025 09:12 PM (sXvy6)

84
It was 30 degrees here yesterday morning. We haven't been able to get our vegetable plants outside yet.

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:13 PM (3ek7K)

85
nurse,

I haven't seen any news from Stateless or Sammy.

It's very concerning.

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

86
I get annoyed at people who post links to articles they know but don't say are behind paywalls. May as well say, "Oh, you're not one of the Kool Kidz?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 09:16 PM (QnmlO)

87
I'm annoyed with Fox News site not letting you access a lot of articles until you give them your email address.

Daily Mail now wants money to read some articles.

*uck 'em. Whatever it is I'll find it somewhere else.

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:19 PM (3ek7K)

88 Also, with the crazy downpours, I've noticed that the fireflies are missing. They usually appear by now. I hope they weren't all flooded out before hatching.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:20 PM (BI5O2)

89 ""Oh, you're not one of the Kool Kidz?""

Welcome to my world. Also, I just ate the last choco chip cookie.

Posted by: KwaK! at May 21, 2025 09:21 PM (89Sog)

90 I'm thinking of taking some Tylenol PM, but I'm resisting sedating myself. It doesn't seem like a good habit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 09:06 PM (QnmlO)

Whenever my wife travels I make sure I'm available 24/7 in case of emergencies. So, I lay off any sleeping meds or alcohol until she returns. I would never forgive myself if something was happening to her and I'm zonked out unable to be reached.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 21, 2025 09:23 PM (dLmtu)

91 https://12ft.io/

This will bypass a lot of paywalls and signups including fux snuuz.

Posted by: KwaK! at May 21, 2025 09:23 PM (89Sog)

92 88 Also, with the crazy downpours, I've noticed that the fireflies are missing. They usually appear by now. I hope they weren't all flooded out before hatching.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:20 PM (BI5O2)

I don't remember where you are located, but in Ohio the fireflies don't awaken until about June.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 21, 2025 09:24 PM (WIBSw)

93 Back from my nap. For the two hours I was down, I think I slept maybe 45 minutes. I just put the ice tea from the restaurant in the fridge for tomorrow. Just ice water from here on tonight, maybe some Body Armor… I pushed myself too much in town, at our only Greek restaurant (not counting the Turkish place, as they don’t admit that their dishes are really Greek), just wanted some dolmades. So, I got some and some American-style Chef Salad. Even with the delicious house dressing (Greek, of course) I can’t really call that a Greek dish. They had a Greek salad, of course, but the Chef had more protein. So, by the end of the meal my hip started hurting, and I had to leave a little early. I paid and left a good tip for my waitress who was very attentive, but I didn’t get any relief until I was lying down flat. Even then I had trouble sleeping (too much caffeine?). So here I am back. Thank you for listening. God bless you!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2025 09:25 PM (ZVgZ4)

94
The possibility of my embarking on writing a book took a small step forward today. Now all I have to do is approach a publisher and write an outline. But the chances of going ahead have gone up from 5% to about 10%

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2025 09:26 PM (QnmlO)

95 I take a mild dose of a muscle relaxer when I can't sleep. Which happens periodically. About every three to four months, for about a week. It's a lifesaver. Anyone who's ever been awake for more than four straight days can tell you how nasty that fifth+ day is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:26 PM (BI5O2)

96 6 I love the smile on the dogs face

Oh! Then it's safe to say you like religion.

Posted by: Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians at May 21, 2025 09:28 PM (7szT/)

97 I don't remember where you are located, but in Ohio the fireflies don't awaken until about June.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 21, 2025 09:24 PM (WIBSw)

A few hundred miles south of you, and probably a little to the East.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:28 PM (BI5O2)

98 Just wait until The Thing shows up.
Posted by: James Arness at May 21, 2025 07:51 PM (XeU6L

You got to be fucking kidding

Posted by: Javems at May 21, 2025 09:29 PM (8I4hW)

99 There is some impressive cleavage behind the Dallas bench

Posted by: Don Black at May 21, 2025 09:30 PM (AOsQT)

100 A few hundred miles south of you, and probably a little to the East.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:28 PM (BI5O2)

Ah. They probably do show up earlier there. Usually. Unless it rains and rains and rains.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 21, 2025 09:32 PM (WIBSw)

101 We called 'em lightning bugs, and hit 'em with big plastic bats. They looking like tiny shooting stars.

Lightning bugs have a weird smell. Definitely not suitable for eating, not even in Sorostopia.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2025 09:32 PM (g00SI)

102 91 https://12ft.io/

This will bypass a lot of paywalls and signups including fux snuuz.

Posted by: KwaK! at May 21, 2025 09:23 PM (89Sog)
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Thank you, I'll try it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Maybe STOP OIL idiots at May 21, 2025 09:32 PM (sPQoU)

103 I take Benadryl almost every night.

Yeah. I’m addicted.

There are worse addictions, I reckon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2025 09:32 PM (mT+6a)

104 Good evening!

Posted by: Piper at May 21, 2025 09:33 PM (p4NUW)

105 103 There are worse addictions, I reckon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May

You don’t get a Benadryl hangover?

Posted by: Piper at May 21, 2025 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

106
lol

The Black Privilege Card

Expiration: November 5th, 2024

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2025 09:34 PM (CE4Yc)

107 I find it extremely difficult to wake up in the morning if I take Benadryl to get some sleep. So I only do it once in a while.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 21, 2025 09:35 PM (WIBSw)

108 94
The possibility of my embarking on writing a book took a small step forward today.

---

Yay Hadrian

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 21, 2025 09:36 PM (13VxP)

109 Thanks for the 12ft.io link. I just tried it on the Daily Mail. It worked like charm! I am grateful.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2025 09:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

110
take Benadryl almost every night.

Yeah. I’m addicted.

There are worse addictions, I reckon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2025 09:32 PM (mT+6a)

I use a drug called tizanidine. Originally took it for back spasms. But I found out it knocks me straight the fuck out, even if with a quarter dose. Sleeping like a baby. But it does make me sweat in my sleep.

Once I start sleeping normally again after a few days, I don't miss it when I stop.

Not a doctor. Just a suggestion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:37 PM (BI5O2)

111
I loved the video of the lemurs. I was so jealous of them laying back relaxing.

Wish I could relax like that, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:39 PM (3ek7K)

112 I hadn’t thought of Edie Brickell in ages! Is she still married to Rhymin’ Simon?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2025 09:39 PM (ZVgZ4)

113 I use the better sleep app. It’s got some woke stuff, but easy to skip it and use the rest of the app. It has a lot of great things on it, music, colored noise, meditations, etc. it really helps me as I am a very light sleeper.

Posted by: Piper at May 21, 2025 09:42 PM (p4NUW)

114 Tizanidine is a pretty safe medication. You are using it properly. Once you get your system back to sleeping, discontinue.

I do not get a benedryl hangover. But. I cannot sleep otherwise. Once I became a mother, my spidey senses kicked in and they have never turned off. I wake at the slightest noise. It is infuriating.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2025 09:43 PM (mT+6a)

115 Benadryl -

I quote from the Wikipedia article:

Diphenhydramine is a first-generation antihistamine and an anticholinergic drug. Anticholinergic drugs block the action of acetylcholine, a neurotransmitter in the central nervous system.[13] Studies propose that long-term use of anticholinergic drugs is associated with an increased risk for dementia among older people.[14][13] Long-term use of Benadryl can also lead to constipation and confusion.[15]

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2025 09:44 PM (ZVgZ4)

116 I remember that one New Bohemians video from back in the day... "What I Am." I used to call it the Popeye Song when I was a kid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2025 09:44 PM (BI5O2)

117 111
I loved the video of the lemurs. I was so jealous of them laying back relaxing.

Wish I could relax like that, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:39 PM (3ek7K)

Our secret is ketamine.

Posted by: The Lemurs at May 21, 2025 09:46 PM (g00SI)

118

ooohhh,

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 09:46 PM (3ek7K)

119 Late to the Cafe. Wowza! Record-setting Cafe? 118 comments at 9:46?

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2025 09:48 PM (aBgBM)

120 Yes, Nemo.

I know. But lack of sleep will incapacitate me faster.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2025 09:49 PM (mT+6a)

121 56 Did you do dioramas in school as a kid? I remember doing one of the river Styx and one of Ecuador.
Posted by: fd at May 21, 2025 08:27 PM (vFG9F)
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Plenty. I only remember one. It was a scene from one of the Little House on the Prairie stories where that bitch Nellie Olsen comes out of the river covered in leeches.

Ha! It still makes me laugh.

I got an A, of course.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2025 09:50 PM (kpS4V)

122 Why not try melatonin rather than Benadryl, aka diphenhydramine? Only side effect for me was drowsiness the next morning. So I didn’t use it while working: taught an early morning class MWF. Now that I’m retired it wouldn’t be a problem unless I had to get up early to give blood for testing.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2025 09:50 PM (ZVgZ4)

123 Melatonin can interact with other meds, so you need to be mindful of that and long term use carries risks as well - mood changes is a big one.

Posted by: Piper at May 21, 2025 09:54 PM (p4NUW)

124 I realized watching tonite's Oliers-Stars game that ice hockey is unique (maybe) in team sports. Players use linear sliding supports (skates) for the legs. Meaning that for maximum effectiveness hockey players have to be able to use those sliding supports (skates) without consciously thinking about it.

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2025 09:55 PM (aBgBM)

125 Ok nurse, not wanting to preach - who am I kidding, I would preach if it would bring souls to Christ, but I know the Paraclete must come first, so I hold myself back. As long as you’re going to Heaven, the rest doesn’t matter so much… God bless you!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2025 09:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

126 I've been averaging 3 hours of sleep a night for two weeks, with little naps here and there elsewhen. I am slowly going insane. Benadryl does nothing for me (other than helping with allergies when they are bad). I guess I should take melatonin. I sometimes do but haven't lately. Nothing else is helping.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2025 09:57 PM (g00SI)

127 Plenty. I only remember one. It was a scene from one of the Little House on the Prairie stories where that bitch Nellie Olsen comes out of the river covered in leeches.

Ha! It still makes me laugh.

I got an A, of course.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2025 09:50 PM (kpS4V)

Holy shiite that is hilarious! You were an 'ette from the get-go. And yeah, Nellie was a Grade-A bitch, like her mom.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 21, 2025 09:57 PM (144I4)

128 I will use Melatonin or benedryl if I am really wound up.

Generally, though, I use a small mp3 player and listen to boring podcasts.
The Tetrapod Zoology podcast stopped recording new episodes, so I had to move to three university paleontologists who get drunk and discuss scholarly papers on paleontology

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2025 09:58 PM (D7oie)

129 No word from Stateless?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 21, 2025 09:58 PM (Vvh2V)

130 126 I've been averaging 3 hours of sleep a night for two weeks, with little naps here and there elsewhen. I am slowly going insane. Benadryl does nothing for me (other than helping with allergies when they are bad). I guess I should take melatonin. I sometimes do but haven't lately. Nothing else is helping.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2025 09:57 PM (g00SI)

Try Trazodone if you are OK with using drugs to help get to sleep and can get a doctor to prescribe it.

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2025 09:59 PM (aBgBM)

131 You tell me there ain't no racist bias when a Honkey what can't wipe his own ass gets to be President of the US?

Posted by: CORN POP at May 21, 2025 10:00 PM (R6Hhu)

132 ONT

Posted by: four seasons at May 21, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

133 I listen to a CD (really a rip of the CD on my iPod that I’ve got hooked up to mr sound system in the bedroom). It’s called “Sleep on a Train” and it has the sounds of an Amtrak sleeper car traveling down the Florida coast. Those tracks are riveted so you get that clickety-clack sound. The train starts out at the station with a call for “All Aboard,” and the doors being shut. Then the train slowly speeds up as the city is left behind and the driver opens her up for the country. It was recorded in real time and lasts over an hour while gradually fading the volume. It usually puts me to sleep in nothing flat…I do like train travel when I can do it: roomettes are better than a cabin for sleeping in my book. I think they used to call them bed-sitters… Just a thought.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2025 10:07 PM (ZVgZ4)

134 Melatonin never worked for me--in fact, it had the opposite effect of that desired, kept me up longer than normal.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 21, 2025 10:43 PM (XMwZJ)

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