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Hollywood's Favorite Gay-Coded Pudgy Hispanic Plank of Wood Rails Against the Conservative Half of the Country as Disney Sends Him Out to Promote the Upcoming Marvel Bomb "Fantastic Four"

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Ambiguously-sexed Hispanic man
delights the ladies like Liberace used to do.
His Dead Eyes smolder with zero intensity

Word is, Disney had much more faith in the Thunderbolts movie, and saw greater fan interest in it, than in the Fantastic Four movie.

And the Thunderbolts movie just sputtered to a sub-$300 million haul. Yes, it will cross the $300 million (global) threshold over the next couple of weeks, but it won't come anywhere close to $400 million. Or close to $350 million.

Even The Eternals made $400 million... during the pandemic.

And Disney expects Fantastic Four to perform even more poorly.

And Pedro Pascal will be part of the reason for widespread fan disinterest.

Pascal has recently attacked "toxic masculinity" with fellow gay-coded actor Oscar Isaac.


The internet is buzzing once again over Pedro Pascal, but this time, it's not because he's promoting some radical ideology or starring in just about every project Hollywood announces. No, this time it's all about an Instagram story featuring Pascal and his longtime friend Oscar Isaac full-on snuggling--something that has the legacy media predictably tripping over itself to declare yet another victory against so-called "toxic masculinity."

He also attacked an actual woman, JK Rowling, as a "heinous loser" for not wanting to shower with rando mentally-ill dudes in wigs.

Pedro Pascal, best known for his role in The Mandalorian and The Last of Us has inserted himself into the ongoing debate over gender terminology and women's spaces by publicly disparaging bestselling Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling. The actor left a comment on activist Tariq Ra'ouf's Instagram post calling Rowling a "heinous loser," following her support for a recent UK Supreme Court ruling that clarified legal definitions around biological sex.

And now: This shapeless void of anti-charisma attacks half the country has fascists.

And he's starring in a movie that seems to support Covid fascism!

Pedro Pascal Went Off in Profane Political Meltdown at Cannes and Got Applause, Gina Carano Got Fired for a Meme


Its becoming impossible to ignore the way Hollywood treats Pedro Pascal compared to the way it treated Gina Carano.

Pedro Pascal stood in front of the international press at Cannes, dropped an F-bomb on political opponents in the United States, promoted a film that vilifies conservatives, and walked away with applause and headlines. Meanwhile, Gina Carano -- who said far less, without profanity or attacks -- remains blacklisted from Hollywood, forced to take her fight to court.

That's the double standard on full display.

While promoting A24's Eddington, Pascal was asked whether he was concerned about returning to the U.S. given the film's political message. His response was blunt.

"F*** the people who try to make you scared," he said. "Fear is the way that they win... keep expressing yourself and don't let them win."

The film itself is set in New Mexico during the 2020 lockdowns and features a clash between Pascal's left-leaning mayor and Joaquin Phoenix's sheriff. The story has been described by critics as a direct attack on conservative populism, set in a town tearing itself apart. Variety praised its aggressive tone and message, with Pascal calling the script a form of "whistleblowing" and saying it felt like someone was finally speaking out "from the inside."

There has been no public reprimand from Disney for these comments. No distancing from Marvel. No statement from Lucasfilm. And there won't be.

Pascal remains the star of The Mandalorian & Grogu and is still playing a prominent role in Avengers: Secret Wars.

In 2021, Carano shared a social media post warning that demonizing political opponents could lead to dark consequences. It didn't include any foul language. It didn't target anyone. It simply referenced historical patterns from the 1940s in Germany, when neighbor turned against neighbor. It was a call for awareness. For that, Lucasfilm terminated her contract, issued a public statement condemning her, and effectively erased her from the Star Wars universe.

She has not worked with a major studio since.

The very normal actor further wooed the straight young men that make up what remains of the superhero movie audience by dancing suggestively with a rainbow-colored phallic glowstick, because that's what normal men do.

Posted by: Ace at 04:55 PM




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1 I hope Pudgy Mustache absolutely tanks the not so Fantastic Four.

Posted by: Open Channel D at May 20, 2025 04:56 PM (K8S7D)

2 And a first to boot.

Posted by: Open Channel D at May 20, 2025 04:56 PM (K8S7D)

3 I nooded.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 04:56 PM (77rzZ)

4 Geez dude, tone it down.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at May 20, 2025 04:57 PM (s8j++)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 20, 2025 04:57 PM (GYt5+)

6 Niklaus Wirth Pascal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pedro Pascal

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2025 04:57 PM (0sNs1)

7 The Universe has decreed that no Fantastic Four movie will ever be worth a damn.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

8 The cost of a day at Disney (without a hotel and airfare):

https://is.gd/KOavVs

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 04:58 PM (s8j++)

9 I am baffled that it took Pedro licking a rainbow flickering baton to figure out that he was queer. Did people not see how he dresses in public, somehow?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 04:58 PM (2VST1)

10 You know who else had smoldering eyes?

Posted by: fd at May 20, 2025 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

11 The guy is creepy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2025 04:58 PM (VE6XX)

12 Gay-coded?

And his excrement is all mentally challenged?

This moderation of cruelty must not stand.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2025 04:58 PM (TERPW)

13 We could power the entire nation if we attached magnets to Walt Disney's waxen mummified corpse and hooked him up to a dynamo.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2025 04:59 PM (pMi6S)

14 I remember liking Pascal....

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 04:59 PM (krQz2)

15 Vote for Pedro, or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 20, 2025 04:59 PM (B9Prs)

16 I've never heard of this guy.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 04:59 PM (77rzZ)

17 I remember liking Pascal....
Posted by: Axeman

Have you taken his wager?

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:00 PM (77rzZ)

18 Fantastic Four has always been a dud franchise. For 60 years Marvel has kept trying to make it take off, and it's always just there, like a grade B or C comic that the uncool kids have to read.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:00 PM (uWKK8)

19 The cost of a day at Disney (without a hotel and airfare)

Yeah they are the company that is losing customers so they raise prices to make up the losses. Literally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (2VST1)

20 Oh, Gee, just remembered I've got an appointment. bbl

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (wwsl/)

21 Here's a thing libs probably won't think about.

You can probably get thunderous applause going over to Dubai and saying you think gay people should be thrown off roofs.

But do you want that to be the measure?

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (krQz2)

22 Fantastic Four has always been a dud franchise. For 60 years Marvel has kept trying to make it take off, and it's always just there, like a grade B or C comic that the uncool kids have to read.

The Fetch Four?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (s8j++)

23 “Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac”


-“Those dudes are fags!!”
-Jeff Spicoli

Posted by: Timur Lenk at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (Wkoxr)

24 Fascinating to have a movie set in New Mexico . . .

* reads the description and slant of the movie *

. . . I guess it's not that fascinating.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (omVj0)

25 For 60 years Marvel has kept trying to make it take off, and it's always just there, like a grade B or C comic that the uncool kids have to read.

Byrne's run in the mid-80s is legendary on FF. Great comic, maybe the best ever. Nobody seems to comprehend how he did it, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:02 PM (2VST1)

26 I'm of the belief, if they keep doing the same damn thing, over and over, it's not a mistake. It's intentional.

We could go with "they're just crazy" or we could start to look deeper, and see what they're after, other than box office success.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:02 PM (RrMSR)

27 Eddington is a 2025 American contemporary Western film written and directed by Ari Aster, and starring Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, Luke Grimes, Deirdre O'Connell, Micheal Ward, Austin Butler, and Emma Stone. It follows the political and social turmoil in the fictional city of Eddington, New Mexico, caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

So I'm guessing the film doesn't cover where COVID came from (Wuhan), who paid for it (Fauci), who stole an election using it (Biden), and who used it as a way to get rich by killing Americans with the clot shot (Pfizer/Moderna).

But...brave and stunning right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2025 05:02 PM (t0Rmr)

28 >>>The Universe has decreed that no Fantastic Four movie will ever be worth a damn.

it's a doomed franchise. John Sexton told me the FF aren't crime fighters. They're explorers and inventors. But of course all the places they explore are science-fantasy nonsense and all the things they invent are clearly-made up nonsense like "The Ultimate Nullifier."

So how do you do a movie about that? The places they go are and nonsense they invet are even harder-to-believe than the FF's powerset.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:02 PM (KRtlO)

29
The Critical Drinkler just made a Fan4 video yesterday about how the F4 IP is cursed, or something like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:02 PM (lJD1L)

30 Have they made a Ka-Zar movie yet?

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (77rzZ)

31 Tone it down Pedro. That's so gay.

Posted by: Ricky Martin at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (47/pr)

32
They already made a Fantastic Four
The already MADE a shitty sequel

Let it go, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Norm! at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (AOsQT)

33 Pedro though... I liked him as Mandalorian the first season. he had few lines and didn't show his face. Dude signed a contract to play a character that never shows his face and the second year started demanding he take the helmet off because he knew it was limiting his fame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (2VST1)

34 Pedro Pascal does not sip penis.

He chugs cock.

Posted by: A hobo that knows from personal experience at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (t0Rmr)

35 If smith smith whatever is still lurking around, the Women’s Sports Policy working group had identified over 5,100 men playing in women’s sports as of Sept. 2024 when they stopped counting because the number was just increasing more and more. SheWon.org has a great chart on the multiplier affect - just 2 boys playing as girls ended up denying actual girls opportunities and awards 235 times. No one is denying these boys the ability to play sports - they can do so on men’s teams anytime they would like.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (LaC4U)

36
The F4 cartoon from the 70's is wacked.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (lJD1L)

37 21 Here's a thing libs probably won't think about.

You can probably get thunderous applause going over to Dubai and saying you think gay people should be thrown off roofs.

But do you want that to be the measure?
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (krQz2)

Rick and Morty (ugh), is overrated tripe IMHO especially, but this line from that show applies: "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer!"

Posted by: Thrawn at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (9Ovst)

38 Pedro Pascal's brother is a tranny. FYI

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (sAmhv)

39 Pedro though... I liked him as Mandalorian the first season. he had few lines and didn't show his face. Dude signed a contract to play a character that never shows his face and the second year started demanding he take the helmet off because he knew it was limiting his fame.

He has a face for hieroglyphics.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (s8j++)

40 as someone living in New Mexico, when i read

--

The film itself is set in New Mexico during the 2020 lockdowns and features a clash between Pascal's left-leaning mayor and Joaquin Phoenix's sheriff. The story has been described by critics as a direct attack on conservative populism, set in a town tearing itself apart. Variety praised its aggressive tone and message, with Pascal calling the script a form of "whistleblowing" and saying it felt like someone was finally speaking out "from the inside."

--

I'm thinking - exclusively - that Pascal thinks his character is in the right in this film. When he should be going, "Are we the baddies?"

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (3qHYi)

41 Pascal's not gay, his boyfriend is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (ef25Y)

42 At its best, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby’s Fantastic Four had a mix of wild cosmic ideas and relatable characters that thrilled children of all ages. A straight adaptation of “The Coming of Galactus” would make an ideal four quadrant summer movie. Of course, Disney had to ‘improve’ it for ‘modern audiences’.

Posted by: Open Channel D at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (K8S7D)

43 Fantastic Four has always been a dud franchise. For 60 years Marvel has kept trying to make it take off, and it's always just there, like a grade B or C comic that the uncool kids have to read.

The Fetch Four?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025


***
(I get it!)

Why is Fantastic Four such a hard franchise to film? The casting, or that the studios have never understood the characters, or that they have just never concocted an exciting enough storyline?

"Yes" is probably as good an answer as any. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (omVj0)

44 So how do you do a movie about that? The places they go are and nonsense they invent are even harder-to-believe than the FF's powerset./i]

They made 186 episodes over 7 seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation with exactly that premise. It can be done, if you are a clever enough writer with a good enough cast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (2VST1)

45 The only fun character that you want to cheer for in FF is Dr. Doom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:04 PM (uWKK8)

46 I am sorry to interrupt Pedro Pascal, thread,but want to respond to the Doubting Thomas who questioned me about Owens (and her insane claims about Stalin) "Candace Owens has claimed that Joseph Stalin was Jewish. In an August 2024 interview with Tristan Tate, she suggested Stalin was part of a "Jewish cabal" and cited a friend who claimed Stalin's surname, Djugashvili, meant "son of Jew" in Georgian, implying Jewish ancestry. She also stated, "For a very long time, the media tried to convince us that Stalin and Vladimir Lenin were antisemitic and then I learned Stalin was married a Jew." These claims have been widely debunked by historians, who confirm there is no credible evidence that Stalin was Jewish or had Jewish ancestry. Stalin was born into a Georgian Orthodox Christian family, trained in a seminary, and historical records, including his birth registry, show no Jewish heritage. His wives, Ekaterina Svanidze and Nadezhda Alliluyeva, also have no documented Jewish ancestry. Posts on X and multiple sources, including Reuters, have criticized Owens for promoting this baseless conspiracy."
Indeed indeed. Avanidze was Gerogian, and Alliluyeva was Russian.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (g47mK)

47 18 Fantastic Four has always been a dud franchise. For 60 years Marvel has kept trying to make it take off, and it's always just there, like a grade B or C comic that the uncool kids have to read.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:00 PM (uWKK

Me looking at the comic book cover in the 70s:

This guy is all stretchy, so that's pretty cool. This guy flies around on fire! Awesome! She's invisible! Neat!

This last guy is made of rocks. What? I mean, I get that he's all strong, but why does he have to be made of rocks? Actually, no. He looks so stupid, I don't want to know why.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (GD2xa)

48 Alright we get to continue our movie discussion.

Hate to say but Pascal has been in two movies I really liked though he had nothing to do with it and could have been easily replaced.

Prospect

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (VofaG)

49 Pic at top:

yeah, that guy has had a penis in his mouth before

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Norm! at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (AOsQT)

50 Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (LaC4U)

How was your walk, Milady?

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

51 Well, you can always watch PP get his head crushed in "Game of Thrones," or turned into hamburger in "Kingsman: The Golden Circle," or bashed in with a golf club in "The Last of Us"...

I'm sensing a theme, here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (6YdsJ)

52 I see Pedro is wearing his yellow pride outfit, cool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (v2VfP)

53 The best Fantastic Four movie was the Incredibles. And they couldn't even do a very good sequel.

Posted by: Bete at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (LX4y3)

54 I find hin extremely manly, and he probably just wants to get laid

Posted by: David Hogg at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (oaPfe)

55 >>>Rick and Morty (ugh), is overrated tripe IMHO especially, but this line from that show applies: "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer!"

It's been crap since season 5 but I don't know if it's overrated. It was doing something genuinely different. Rick is a singular character, a man of galactic pettiness. He'll wipe out an entire species just for annoying him.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (KRtlO)

56 I see so few, or any recent Disney films that I have no idea who Pedro Pascal is and nothing about him except evidently he's gay.

From the previous thread I'll go with Alec Guiness as my very favorite actor, and who wrote a book about his
life and conversion to the RCC -"Blessings in Disguise" (I think that's the title or I may be having a senior moment)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (nFq4j)

57
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:05 PM (VofaG)

I like that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (VE6XX)

58
Pascal was asked whether he was concerned about returning to the U.S. given the film's political message.

===============

Why? Is he an illegal alien? Is he a legal foreign resident whose visa could be revoked if he engaged in anti-US activities? What would the "concern" be?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (n7rxJ)

59
Well, I guess I'm so ashamed I won't be able to show up for the movie then.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (j4U/Z)

60 I didn't hate the first Fantastic Four. Maybe because I'm not a comic book guy.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (VofaG)

61 I've never heard of this guy.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 04:59 PM (77rzZ)

Sometimes I'll see an actor and think "this guy reminds me of somebody." And then I'll remember who he reminds me of, someone who looked like he was going to be a big star, and then just sorta... drifted off screen, or was relegated to smaller parts.

This guy reminds me of Nathan Fillion. Who was in some hit teevee shows, but really should be bigger than he is.

I wonder who Nathan pissed off. What form of "ball" he wouldn't play.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (RrMSR)

62 This last guy is made of rocks. What? I mean, I get that he's all strong, but why does he have to be made of rocks? Actually, no. He looks so stupid, I don't want to know why.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

IIRC, the character of Ben Grimm ("the Thing") was the first Jewish character in comic books.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)

63 This last guy is made of rocks. What? I mean, I get that he's all strong, but why does he have to be made of rocks? Actually, no. He looks so stupid, I don't want to know why.

He's Hulk with a skin condition.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (s8j++)

64 Hollywood is such a bizarre industry. No matter how times the public tells them they don't like their product Hollywood just keeps saying Leeeroy Jenkins and doubling down.

They must have gone to a different business school than I did. I was always taught making money by producing products the public wanted was the way to go.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (viF8m)

65 >>>This guy is all stretchy, so that's pretty cool. This guy flies around on fire! Awesome! She's invisible! Neat!

This last guy is made of rocks. What? I mean, I get that he's all strong, but why does he have to be made of rocks? Actually, no. He looks so stupid, I don't want to know why.

i think they're supposed to be quasi-elemental-themed. Air is invisible, and I guess stetching is water-ish.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (KRtlO)

66 He only used the rainbow baton because he couldn't find his Shake-Weight.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (A62KL)

67
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


Yeah but in this he just plays someone in love with Nic Cage. I'd say no homo but Pedro does come across as the kind of guy that would invite Nic back to his room for drinks and a roofie or two.

Posted by: A hobo that knows from personal experience at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (t0Rmr)

68 You know how I can tell Pedro Pascal is gay?

He's fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (47/pr)

69 61 Never heard of Nathan Fillion, either.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)

70 So close to pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 20, 2025 05:08 PM (HNgM8)

71 I didn't hate the first Fantastic Four

If you knew nothing about any of the characters, it probably was fine enough, nothing great. If you know the characters its like having, I dunno, Rio Lobo, but the John Wayne character is played by a woman, the bad guy is actually a circus clown, and they fight by a dance-off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:08 PM (2VST1)

72 Burt Reynolds with a hairlip.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 20, 2025 05:08 PM (bNf8H)

73 it's a doomed franchise. John Sexton told me the FF aren't crime fighters. They're explorers and inventors. But of course all the places they explore are science-fantasy nonsense and all the things they invent are clearly-made up nonsense like "The Ultimate Nullifier."

So how do you do a movie about that? The places they go are and nonsense they invent are even harder-to-believe than the FF's powerset.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025


***
"Explorers and inventors" (well, sort of the latter) describes the best episodes of the original Trek, too. Such a thing *can* be exciting. (See Larry Niven's early "Known Space" stories.) Apparently whoever's been handed the job of writing and filming an FF movie doesn't understand how to do that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:08 PM (omVj0)

74 Pedro refers to its self as Latinx

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 20, 2025 05:08 PM (wBaIH)

75 I remain completely oblivious to anyone referenced herein.

Wouldn't have it any other way, really. Never understood the whole Hollywood thing.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:08 PM (SIRiz)

76 Pedro Pascal looks like a pedo Ken doll in the yellow outfit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 20, 2025 05:08 PM (v2VfP)

77 Garsh, how can I resist his wiles?

Posted by: Goofy at May 20, 2025 05:08 PM (47/pr)

78 So Invisible Girl can turn invisible because some science mumbo jumbo about cosmic rays she was exposed to or something fine...but why do her clothes turn invisible too?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (t0Rmr)

79 27 Eddington is a 2025 American contemporary Western film written and directed by Ari Aster, and starring Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, Luke Grimes, Deirdre O'Connell, Micheal Ward, Austin Butler, and Emma Stone. It follows the political and social turmoil in the fictional city of Eddington, New Mexico, caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

So I'm guessing the film doesn't cover where COVID came from (Wuhan), who paid for it (Fauci), who stole an election using it (Biden), and who used it as a way to get rich by killing Americans with the clot shot (Pfizer/Moderna).

But...brave and stunning right?
Posted by: 18-1



Oscar bait. Nobody will watch it, and it will tank. Then, it will sweep the Oscars.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (sAmhv)

80 I'm of the belief, if they keep doing the same damn thing, over and over, it's not a mistake. It's intentional.

We could go with "they're just crazy" or we could start to look deeper, and see what they're after, other than box office success.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:02 PM (RrMSR)
---
I think it's the psychological collapse and paralysis of the credo "The personal is political" and the emotional-force of their politics.

Some of them can have the thoughts a rational person could have, but their conditioning breaks them down and they have to replicate their purism.

And, I believe they are crazy. But no more than the person who can't stop cutting themselves over and over.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (krQz2)

81 Hollywood is full of pedrophiles, everyone knows that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (CHHv1)

82 It's been crap since season 5 but I don't know if it's overrated. It was doing something genuinely different. Rick is a singular character, a man of galactic pettiness. He'll wipe out an entire species just for annoying him.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (KRtlO)

Not kissing your ass but that's exactly my take. And also I saw a lot of Community in the story lines in the beginning. I think that's why I liked it.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (VofaG)

83
Anyone else ever notice that Fox News guy Charlie Hurt's face looks like a Rick & Morty character?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (lJD1L)

84 Pedro Pascal, best known for his role in The Mandalorian Narcos


Otherwise he wouldn't be a two bit extra.

And after Narcos, he lost his mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (VJJQf)

85 This is technically the FOURTH version of the Fantastic Four on film. I don't really give a shit what actors say anymore, but I don't think Pedro is the right choice to play Reed Richards.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (q177U)

86 It doesn't matter to me if the Fantastic Four is the best movie ever made, I won't give Disney a thin dime, so I won't be seeing it. Maybe I might get it from a friend who sails the high seas if its any good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (2VST1)

87 Pascal was asked whether he was concerned about returning to the U.S. given the film's political message.

===============

Why? Is he an illegal alien? Is he a legal foreign resident whose visa could be revoked if he engaged in anti-US activities? What would the "concern" be?


The left just loves to dramatize what they do and what a threat they pose to the fascist right. It makes them feel much braver than if they said the truth, which is "nobody cares what I say and I'm just being a drama queen".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (s8j++)

88 My Grandson saw one of the FF movies at about age 12. He said "I don't get Mr. Fantastic's superpower, he doesn't seem to do much." I said "well he can stretch out real far." And he asked "can he stretch all the parts of his body?" and I said "yeah it seems so" and then he pointed at his crotch.

and I just shook my head and thought of course you went there. Of course.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (uWKK8)

89 Pedro Pascal.

What a faggot.

LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (ufFY8)

90 >>This last guy is made of rocks. What? I mean, I get that he's all strong, but why does he have to be made of rocks? Actually, no. He looks so stupid, I don't want to know why.


This is what made the Rick and Morty Vindicators spoof so funny. 1 Million Ants. Kills me.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (SIRiz)

91 He's Hulk with a skin condition.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (s8j++)
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Hulk is Hulk with a skin condition.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 20, 2025 05:10 PM (6YdsJ)

92 I am no fashion plate, as those who've met me can attest, yet, even I know the sweater tied over the should look went out over 40 years ago.

Sartorial splendor isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2025 05:10 PM (tT6L1)

93 ongoing debate over gender terminology and women's spaces
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Note when it's libs attacking people, killing them, threatening them, injuring them, coming for their children, and generally being disgusting perverted demonic pigs, it's "an ongoing debate".

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 05:10 PM (E0p3T)

94
"F*** the people who try to make you scared," he said. "Fear is the way that they win... keep expressing yourself and don't let them win."

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Really? What do people have to be scared of in, say, Hollywood? Cancelation? Stepping one inch outside the liberal hivemind? Not being a member of a "marginalized" group?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 20, 2025 05:10 PM (n7rxJ)

95 And this is his "sister" - formerly his brother: https://tinyurl.com/35f3tkz5

Posted by: beckster at May 20, 2025 05:10 PM (NLtte)

96 >>>"Explorers and inventors" (well, sort of the latter) describes the best episodes of the original Trek, too. Such a thing *can* be exciting. (See Larry Niven's early "Known Space" stories.) Apparently whoever's been handed the job of writing and filming an FF movie doesn't understand how to do that.

Few Star Trek *movies* did the exploration thing. It's something suited to TV, but in movies, they always do a big dumb revenge plot because people don't want to watch scientists figure out a problem.

And the FF, I sense, gets a lot sillier and childish with its sci-fantasy concepts, like "Mole Men" and hollow earth worlds and islands of giant monsters and the "Negative Zone." I don't know if that would play in a movie. The Genesis Device is a lot more "realistic" by comparison.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (KRtlO)

97 They should replace Pascal as the Mandalorian. But they will never do that. He is in with that bitch Kennedy.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (g47mK)

98 So how do you do a movie about that? The places they go are and nonsense they invent are even harder-to-believe than the FF's powerset.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025

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Guardians of the Galaxy had some success with that.

A god's skull floating in space and all.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (krQz2)

99 Didn't he also play a bi-pedo who got his eyes squished out by the Mountain on GoT?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (bNf8H)

100 The problem with most comic book movies based on upbeat and optimistic source material is that the creatives today are miserable cynics who don’t understand or believe in the source material. The execrable ‘Batman v Superman’ is a good case in point. Disney was fine with Marvel until they reached a level of success that emboldened them to forsake what made them so successful in the first place.

Posted by: Open Channel D at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (K8S7D)

101 Lets say that the rectum has been defenestrated mmmkay?

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (QSrLX)

102 but why do her clothes turn invisible too?

None of her powers make sense but they are really cool. She can turn herself and other things (or people) invisible, or visible. She can project a field made of invisible energy that is very powerful and can be used to lift herself up and walk on air or bash people with. She projected it inside of Dr Doom's armor once and blew him up -- turned out to be a robot though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (2VST1)

103 I had thought Disney learned something from Snow White but apparently not. They need to be hit with a bigger stick several more times.

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (GUOwU)

104 >>>This is what made the Rick and Morty Vindicators spoof so funny. 1 Million Ants. Kills me.

I love that episode.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (KRtlO)

105
The left just loves to dramatize what they do and what a threat they pose to the fascist right. It makes them feel much braver than if they said the truth, which is "nobody cares what I say and I'm just being a drama queen".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (s8j++)

It's because everything they do they're under great personal threat, they're so stunning and so, so brave. They take great risks everyday speaking out.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 20, 2025 05:12 PM (v2VfP)

106 There must be some reason that Hollywood thinks that Pascal should be a "thing". He looks like a derelict and spouts off like a jerk. Must be some executive's boy toy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 05:12 PM (ef25Y)

107 The first Marvel comic I ever encountered at age nine or ten was a Fantastic Four. I don't recall if I bought it and brought it home, or if I glanced over it in the drugstore and decided against it. Of course I was a devotee of the Superman mythos from DC and was unfamiliar with the way they did things at Marvel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:12 PM (omVj0)

108 it felt like someone was finally speaking out "from the inside."
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Hmm. How ever would we know about any of the Left's ten billion problems with every fucking single little thing if we didn't FINALLY have some heroic "speaking out" happening?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 05:12 PM (E0p3T)

109
The guy is gross looking. Maybe take a shower.

Posted by: fourseasons at May 20, 2025 05:12 PM (3ek7K)

110
The left just loves to dramatize what they do and what a threat they pose to the fascist right. It makes them feel much braver than if they said the truth, which is "nobody cares what I say and I'm just being a drama queen".
Posted by: Archimedes

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Stunningly and bravely standing up for the standing! Giving voice to the voiceful!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 20, 2025 05:12 PM (n7rxJ)

111 I became seriously underwhelmed by Pedro's acting ability and screen presence the first time I saw him act, in the Netflix series "Narcos." As he landed more and more acting gigs, I always thought, "Why? Hollywood cannot find anyone better?" Pedro Pascal is another data point demonstrating we live in a world manufactured by Our Betters to con and beat us plebs into fatigued submission.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2025 05:12 PM (aBgBM)

112 Pedro who? Never heard of him/it.

Pascal: a programming language from the 80s(?) and also a very famous French mathematician.

Posted by: Ciampino - it got the wrong hormones at May 20, 2025 05:12 PM (sPQoU)

113 >>>This is what made the Rick and Morty Vindicators spoof so funny. 1 Million Ants. Kills me.

I love that episode.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:11 PM (KRtlO)
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Ditto.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:13 PM (krQz2)

114 The problem with most comic book movies based on upbeat and optimistic source material is that the creatives today are miserable cynics who don’t understand or believe in the source material.

Yeah, and they both misunderstand and hate heroism. They got it right in most of the earliest movies (Thor learns to care about others, Cap saves lives, etc) but yeah, once Stan was gone and they went full Ultimates universe versions, it turned to utter crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:13 PM (2VST1)

115 Pedro does not have the proper visage for a Reed Richardson. Maybe Ryan Gosling.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2025 05:13 PM (YMUlg)

116 I am almost 5/7 of the way through my Mission: impossible rewatch for Friday.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:14 PM (MGB5H)

117 She's invisible! Neat!

Cuz what a teenage boy wants, more than anything, is a woman he can't see.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 05:14 PM (ExV1e)

118 You can rest easy now. Finally, in 2025, after years of being super polite, and afraid to express their opinions, the Left will be SILENT NO MORE.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 05:14 PM (E0p3T)

119 50 Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:03 PM (LaC4U)

How was your walk, Milady?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025

Good! It was pretty out there. Almost time for me to be talking to y’all from the pool when I am not in the studio!

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:14 PM (71y1j)

120 The left just loves to dramatize what they do and what a threat they pose to the fascist right. It makes them feel much braver than if they said the truth, which is "nobody cares what I say and I'm just being a drama queen".
Posted by: Archimedes
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They need a foil to "prove" their psychotic "real life" drama.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:14 PM (krQz2)

121 This is what made the Rick and Morty Vindicators spoof so funny. 1 Million Ants. Kills me.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (SIRiz)

And that Rick shit himself.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:14 PM (VofaG)

122
Stan Lee basically took existing superhero characters and rewrote them into a group.

This used to happen a lot. They were like Roddenberry pitching
Desilu "Star Trek" as "Gunsmoke" in space.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 05:14 PM (j4U/Z)

123 I liked in the Vindicators episode that it comes out that when Rick gets drunk he just starts ranting incoherently about Israel.

And rick wants everyone to know he's wasn't saying anything specifically antisemitic, he was just discussing a global issue.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

124 I didn't know Pedro Pascal is gay, but reddit tells ne it's an open secret

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 20, 2025 05:15 PM (rT96s)

125 I had thought Disney learned something from Snow White but apparently not. They need to be hit with a bigger stick several more times.

Well the thing is it takes 2-4 years to make a movie, so lessons learned a few months ago don't really translate into something coming out now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:15 PM (2VST1)

126 My Grandson saw one of the FF movies at about age 12. He said "I don't get Mr. Fantastic's superpower, he doesn't seem to do much." I said "well he can stretch out real far." And he asked "can he stretch all the parts of his body?" and I said "yeah it seems so" and then he pointed at his crotch.

and I just shook my head and thought of course you went there. Of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025


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DC had an "Elongated Man" character briefly, in the Sixties. He was unusual, I think, in that he was married and had kids (though I might be confusing him with someone else).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:15 PM (omVj0)

127 Cuz what a teenage boy wants, more than anything, is a woman he can't see.

Out: Turning invisible to peek at the girls in their locker room

In: Claiming to be a girl to peek at the girls in their locker room

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2025 05:15 PM (t0Rmr)

128 He did a good job first couple of seasons, was ok on GOT but then success went to his head, and he turned into a huge drama queen.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (g47mK)

129 Have we heard from Stateless today?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (Vvh2V)

130 It's fun to go back and watch Game of Thrones

that fight vs the Mountain is a lot more enjoyable now

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (Pv3Rg)

131 I’ve never heard of this “person” Before. Being out of touch with much of pop culture has its advantages.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (7YTFo)

132 Pedro does not have the proper visage for a Reed Richardson. Maybe Ryan Gosling.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2025 05:13 PM (YMUlg)
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I thought they were giving that role to John Krasinski at one time.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)

133 Well, someone has to link it. Here's Pedro Pascal's exit from Game of Thrones.

https://tinyurl.com/3auznjyp

(oh, this might not be safe for work...you know, with the whole head exploding thing)

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (dIske)

134 A quick perusal of Pedro Pascal's wiki page explains everything. He comes from a long line of communists and has a brother that thinks he's now his sister.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (viF8m)

135 >>>DC had an "Elongated Man" character briefly, in the Sixties. He was unusual, I think, in that he was married and had kids (though I might be confusing him with someone else).

Fun fact: DC told someone to create a plastic man ripoff character, which was the Elongated Man. But at the same time they actually bought the Plastic Man character, and so they added both characters with completely duplicative powers to their universe at about the same time.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (KRtlO)

136 Well the thing is it takes 2-4 years to make a movie, so lessons learned a few months ago don't really translate into something coming out now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:15 PM (2VST1)

This is true. But they could tell him to shut his damn trap they are trying to market a movie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:16 PM (MGB5H)

137 Maybe Ryan Gosling.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2025 05:13 PM (YMUl

Reminds me I need to watch Fall Guy for the second time. It's been almost a year. I liked it a lot the first time around.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (VofaG)

138 Fantastic Four was always the dumbest gayest shit evah. The movies couldn’t make money with a young Jessica Alba in her underwear.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (HlpZB)

139 I thought Pascal was memorable on GOT.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (krQz2)

140 "Elongated Man": I was right! He not only was married, but he maintained a public identity, and was supposed to be one of the world's great detectives. First appeared in The Flash way back in 1960.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (omVj0)

141 I didn't hate the first Fantastic Four. Maybe because I'm not a comic book guy.
Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (VofaG)


Just to be clear... you're talking about this?

https://youtu.be/WEhgwDqYqWM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (ExV1e)

142 >> I liked in the Vindicators episode that it comes out that when Rick gets drunk he just starts ranting incoherently about Israel.

>And rick wants everyone to know he's wasn't saying anything specifically antisemitic, he was just discussing a global issue.


That and Noob Noob are definite Highlights.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (SIRiz)

143 I thought they were giving that role to John Krasinski at one time.

They kinda did; he was Reed in the Dr Strange sequel which was a complete debacle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (2VST1)

144 >>>124 I didn't know Pedro Pascal is gay, but reddit tells ne it's an open secret

I don't know if he's gay or not. I said "gay-coded," which is something SJWs say when they want to claim a character or real person is Akshually Gay.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO)

145 111 I became seriously underwhelmed by Pedro's acting ability and screen presence the first time I saw him act, in the Netflix series "Narcos." As he landed more and more acting gigs, I always thought, "Why? Hollywood cannot find anyone better?" Pedro Pascal is another data point demonstrating we live in a world manufactured by Our Betters to con and beat us plebs into fatigued submission.
Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2

It seems like he's in everything and I don't know why and when he attacks his political opponents while plugging his latest movie while acting like he's storming a beach is so off putting that I'll never be able to suspend disbelief while watching anything he's in. Ben Affleck was on Theo Vons podcast and he actually had the nerve to say he didn't like being photographed because it makes it more difficult for the audience to suspend disbelief while watching him in movies so they're aware of this and they hate us.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 20, 2025 05:18 PM (v2VfP)

146
>The film itself is set in New Mexico during the 2020 lockdowns and features a clash between Pascal's left-leaning mayor and Joaquin Phoenix's sheriff. The story has been described by critics as a direct attack on conservative populism, set in a town tearing itself apart.

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Did something like this actually happen, anywhere?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2025 05:18 PM (7xqnr)

147 Just because you like getting railed backstage doesn't mean what you say is important. Obviously

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 20, 2025 05:18 PM (aws/k)

148 Reminds me I need to watch Fall Guy for the second time. It's been almost a year. I liked it a lot the first time around.
Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (VofaG)
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Fun movie and it appears the people who made the movie had no pretensions of doing anything but entertain.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2025 05:18 PM (tT6L1)

149 Ryan Gosling - 'Drive' was an excellent little film.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2025 05:18 PM (sAmhv)

150 My favorite P Pascal by far is his eyes being forced into their sockets and his skull exploding. Now THAT'S acting. Bravo!

Posted by: goatexchange at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (B1agz)

151 I’d say licking that glow stick cracked that gay code.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (4uCIm)

152 Fun fact: DC told someone to create a plastic man ripoff character, which was the Elongated Man. But at the same time they actually bought the Plastic Man character, and so they added both characters with completely duplicative powers to their universe at about the same time.

Plastic Man was so much fun, his early golden age stuff is wild and amazing, the writer and artist used his abilities in such creative, bizarre and unexpected ways. But yeah that was a very, very odd set of circumstances.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (2VST1)

153 Hollywood is such a bizarre industry. No matter how times the public tells them they don't like their product Hollywood just keeps saying Leeeroy Jenkins and doubling down.

They must have gone to a different business school than I did. I was always taught making money by producing products the public wanted was the way to go.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (viF8m)


Wanna bet they've been raking in your tax dollars to help "spread the message"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (ExV1e)

154 I find that the only sustaining virtue FF had in the comic world because it was the first Marvel superhero comic line. It was Lee and Kirby's first venture into that territory.

And Lee had an affection for his first line.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (krQz2)

155 Ambiguously-sexed Hispanic man delights the ladies like Liberace used to do. His Dead Eyes smolder with zero intensity

Can't figure out it's sex; I'll just call it a pendejex.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

156 I liked Pascal in that one movie where he is an asteroid miner.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (rT96s)

157 Rick's objection to The Devil isn't that he's the source of all evil in the universe, but that he's a "hack."

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (KRtlO)

158 >The film itself is set in New Mexico during the 2020 lockdowns and features a clash between Pascal's left-leaning mayor and Joaquin Phoenix's sheriff. The story has been described by critics as a direct attack on conservative populism, set in a town tearing itself apart.

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Did something like this actually happen, anywhere?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2025


***
Commenter Alteria Pilgram can probably tell us lots of stories about clashes with authority during the Sniffle Scare.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (omVj0)

159 Fantastic Four has always been a dud franchise. For 60 years Marvel has kept trying to make it take off, and it's always just there, like a grade B or C comic that the uncool kids have to read.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:00 PM (uWKK

I would actually like to see Roger Corman's Fantastic Four movie. Rifftrax featured it in one of their titles (Super Zeroes) and it looks entertaining. Not good, but marginally entertaining. Certainly riffable.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (k9OZB)

160 thought they were giving that role to John Krasinski at one time. ---

I can't take him serious in any dramatic role. I just see Jim.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (VofaG)

161 69 61 Never heard of Nathan Fillion, either.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)

Now you're getting awfully close to earning an AoSHQ banning.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (kgPGi)

162 Reminds me I need to watch Fall Guy for the second time. It's been almost a year. I liked it a lot the first time around.

Its an okay movie, but it spends way too much screen time on the romantic relationship and not nearly enough on explosions and crashes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (2VST1)

163 Oops! Time I went to feed the cats. They are eyeing me with that intense stare.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (omVj0)

164 A gay is having a public tantrum. You must clap! And lavish him with praise.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (4uCIm)

165 Easy boycott.

Vote Against Pedro.

Oscar Isaac disappoints me more, but Hollywood is full of bisexual whores.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (xcxpd)

166 In hindsight this does make me think Pascal had Gina fired because he told Disney it was either her or him.

I read somewhere he has a transgender sibling.

Which is the exact issue that caused the crusade against Corano, because she put beep/bop/boop as her pronouns way back when.

If he thinks JK Rowling is a heinous loser now, he probably felt the same against Gina back then.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (6ydKt)

167 Did something like this actually happen, anywhere?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2025 05:18 PM (7xqnr)
______________________

I was asked to leave the grocery store for not wearing a mask. It didn't turn into anything. I hadn't planned on staying there. I just got my groceries, paid and left. Just like the wanted. We worked it out.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (dIske)

168 161 69 61 Never heard of Nathan Fillion, either.


fighting words

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 20, 2025 05:21 PM (Pv3Rg)

169 >>Rick's objection to The Devil isn't that he's the source of all evil in the universe, but that he's a "hack."


That's the Needful Things Episode, isn't it?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:21 PM (SIRiz)

170 "Hollywood's Favorite Gay-Coded Pudgy Hispanic Plank of Wood Rails Against the Conservative Half of the Country as Disney Sends Him Out to Promote the Upcoming Marvel Bomb "Fantastic Four""


This is a shame. There is so much disney could do with the fantastic four franchise yet they intentionally sent out the absolute worst lead *man* they could find.


It's almost like they want the movie to tank before it's released.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2025 05:21 PM (e5NfL)

171 thought they were giving that role to John Krasinski at one time. ---

I can't take him serious in any dramatic role. I just see Jim.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (VofaG)
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First time I ever saw him on screen was in "13 Hours," so I don't have that problem.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 20, 2025 05:21 PM (6YdsJ)

172 I find that the only sustaining virtue FF had in the comic world because it was the first Marvel superhero comic line. It was Lee and Kirby's first venture into that territory.

And Lee had an affection for his first line.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025


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That preceded Spider-Man?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:21 PM (omVj0)

173 The story has been described by critics as a direct attack on conservative populism, set in a town tearing itself apart.

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Yes, tearing itself apart. Over what?!

Dirty, disgusting freedom and self-determination against a flu-fighting government.

That's what.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:21 PM (krQz2)

174 The Fall Guy was no Matt Houston.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (SIRiz)

175 >>That's the Needful Things Episode, isn't it?

yeah.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (KRtlO)

176 I got nothing. Watching the first season of Landman

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (NVNRw)

177 I don't know if he's gay or not. I said "gay-coded," which is something SJWs say when they want to claim a character or real person is Akshually Gay.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO)


so it doesn't have anything to do with "learn to code"? What a relief. You crazy kids and your glue sniffing friends, you keep inventing terms and I can't keep up!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (D7oie)

178 That preceded Spider-Man?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:21 PM (omVj0)
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Yes. By about at least a year.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (krQz2)

179 I would actually like to see Roger Corman's Fantastic Four movie

Its on Youtube, you can watch it. Its really cheap and cheesy but somehow captures the feel of the FF really well. They had so little money that Dr Doom is just a guy with a pistol. The truth is, the only reason it was made was to retain copyright for the FF, and it was never meant to be released.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (2VST1)

180 “Protect The Dolls” has become a slogan that calls out the increased attacks against trans people around the world

Can we have examples of this because we sure don't hear anything but vague innuendos.

Posted by: Ciampino - it got the wrong hormones? at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (sPQoU)

181 >>>That preceded Spider-Man?

yeah. FF was either 1960 or 61, Spider-Man was '63.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (KRtlO)

182 And he asked "can he stretch all the parts of his body?" and I said "yeah it seems so" and then he pointed at his crotch.

Yeah, but it gets thinner so it isn't the win you're thinking it is right now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

183 165 Easy boycott.

Vote Against Pedro.

Oscar Isaac disappoints me more, but Hollywood is full of bisexual whores.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (xcxpd)

Only if you count the two true genders, but I'm sure their tastes go beyond humanity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 05:23 PM (ynpvh)

184 got nothing. Watching the first season of Landman
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (NVNRw

Ali Larter and Michelle Randolph. Yes please.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:23 PM (MGB5H)

185 A receipt of purchase. Bought and paid for. In so many ways.

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 20, 2025 05:23 PM (QSrLX)

186 Never heard of Nathan Fillion, either.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)

Now you're getting awfully close to earning an AoSHQ banning.
Posted by: BurtTC

Fist bump.
Can't stop the signal, Mal.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2025 05:23 PM (VJJQf)

187 >>Wanna bet they've been raking in your tax dollars to help "spread the message"?

No doubt. But the place is still dying.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 05:23 PM (viF8m)

188 Don't forget he wore that super f'ing creepy "I like to get rapey with little boys" tranny shirt.

The one that says "Protect the Dolls."

1st time I saw it, thought, "that's odd, don't understand, what it means, though."

Then I read what it was in support of.

And it basically means, "we need the trannies so we can have sex slaves."
That shirt is NAMBLA level disgusting.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 05:23 PM (KhUhr)

189 Rick and Morty is a gay pedo joke gone mainstream. Rick is one of the most vile creations this side of John Lennon's 'Imagine'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:24 PM (xcxpd)

190 This is a shame. There is so much disney could do with the fantastic four franchise yet they intentionally sent out the absolute worst lead *man* they could find.

You know exactly how the negotiations went on that. Three white men and a white girl? The villain is a white guy with another white guy as a herald?? Oh no, no, no, we cannot have that. Gotta have someone of color in there SOMEWHERE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:24 PM (2VST1)

191
When I reached puberty and decided golf clubs were more important than comic books, I did notice "Spiderman" and "Hulk" yielded more at market than F4's.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 05:24 PM (j4U/Z)

192
Variety praised its aggressive tone and message, with Pascal calling the script a form of "whistleblowing" and saying it felt like someone was finally speaking out "from the inside."

------

To him, a movie set in the interior of the US is equivalent to a movie set in darkest Africa. Bwana Pascal travels amongst the savages with his pith helmet and trusty revolver. And his glowing dance dildo.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2025 05:24 PM (dtlw7)

193 >>>Rick's objection to The Devil isn't that he's the source of all evil in the universe, but that he's a "hack."
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:19 PM (KRtlO)

I love how he gets bored in that episode and burns down his own store.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (q177U)

194 It's been crap since season 5 but I don't know if it's overrated. It was doing something genuinely different. Rick is a singular character, a man of galactic pettiness. He'll wipe out an entire species just for annoying him.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:06 PM (KRtlO)

I know people made a big deal out of whatshisname being booted off the show, but the only real difference I noticed is the voices.

I try not to overanalyze it. I think the basic premise is hilarious, and don't mind seeing them deviate from it from season to season.

New season gets released in 5 days. I can't wait.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (kgPGi)

195 144 >>>124 I didn't know Pedro Pascal is gay, but reddit tells ne it's an open secret

I don't know if he's gay or not. I said "gay-coded," which is something SJWs say when they want to claim a character or real person is Akshually Gay.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO)


It's only Gay if you open your eyes...

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (R2gO3)

196 182 And he asked "can he stretch all the parts of his body?" and I said "yeah it seems so" and then he pointed at his crotch.

Yeah, but it gets thinner so it isn't the win you're thinking it is right now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

He might not be familiar with this TV show...
https://tinyurl.com/3h3fbkr8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (ynpvh)

197 78 So Invisible Girl can turn invisible because some science mumbo jumbo about cosmic rays she was exposed to or something fine...but why do her clothes turn invisible too?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (t0Rmr)

It was tricky, but I also designed it to be bulletproof and flame resistant.

Posted by: Edna Mode at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (GD2xa)

198 >>>189 Rick and Morty is a gay pedo joke gone mainstream. Rick is one of the most vile creations this side of John Lennon's 'Imagine'.

you're talking about the shorts Justin Roilin did. Rick and Morty are clearly evolutions of "Doc and Marty," but they're changed, and there's no gay pedo jokes. Well, i mean, there is lots of weird sex stuff but the gay pedo jokes of the "Doc and Marty" cartoons are absent.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO)

199 Hollywood is full of bisexual whores.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:20 PM (xcxpd)

Only if you count the two true genders, but I'm sure their tastes go beyond humanity.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 05:23 PM (ynpvh)

Well I DO only count the two real genders...but yeah, there are a few fish and animal humpers in Hollywood too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (xcxpd)

200 Rick and Morty is a gay pedo joke gone mainstream.

I haven't seen a single episode but I should note that most of the writers and directors of the worst Marvel stuff in the last four years were by former Rick and Morty writers.

Can we have examples of this because we sure don't hear anything but vague innuendos.

Remember: speech is violence and saying things they don't like is an attack.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:26 PM (2VST1)

201 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 20, 2025 05:21 PM (6YdsJ)

He did land Emily Blunt as his wife in real life so kudos Jim !

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:26 PM (VofaG)

202 >>I read somewhere he has a transgender sibling.

>>Which is the exact issue that caused the crusade against Corano, because she put beep/bop/boop as her pronouns way back when.

Seems to go even deeper. His family is related to Salvador Allende. He's a good old fashion Latin American communist.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 05:26 PM (viF8m)

203 The best thing about Dr. Doom is that its all self inflicted, due to his inferiority complex with Reed Richards. At 12 cents a copy.

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (QSrLX)

204 Yeah, but it gets thinner so it isn't the win you're thinking it is right now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (ExV1e)
---
It doesn't have to, though.

Richards his people with blown-up fists.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (krQz2)

205 I remember getting a bunch of “third party” comics that were not big but pretty entertaining. One was Captain Atom. The other I like was some space space alien something or other. It was like a guy and a girl and the girl was mega hot. I think they wore blue costumes.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (YMUlg)

206 The sad part is, the gal playing Sue Storm is hot. And crazy. She has crazy eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (mVqF0)

207 How come Hulk's pants still fit after he gets all hulked up

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Norm! at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (AOsQT)

208 198 >>>189 Rick and Morty is a gay pedo joke gone mainstream. Rick is one of the most vile creations this side of John Lennon's 'Imagine'.

you're talking about the shorts Justin Roilin did. Rick and Morty are clearly evolutions of "Doc and Marty," but they're changed, and there's no gay pedo jokes. Well, i mean, there is lots of weird sex stuff but the gay pedo jokes of the "Doc and Marty" cartoons are absent.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO)

It's the fruit of an evil tree.
You like it, you like it. I like some stuff people here would probably cringe at too.

But Rick and Morty actively tears down Western and Judeo-Christian values.

Can't endorse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (xcxpd)

209 Seems to go even deeper. His family is related to Salvador Allende. He's a good old fashion Latin American communist.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 05:26 PM (viF8m)

Yes that's how his family got asylum in America. We should
Have left them for Pinochet to handle.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (MGB5H)

210 The sad part is, the gal playing Sue Storm is hot. And crazy. She has crazy eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (mVqF0)

Vanessa Kirby.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:28 PM (MGB5H)

211 Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:26 PM (VofaG)

Unfortunate hash...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 05:28 PM (ynpvh)

212 I have never watched Rick and Morty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:29 PM (mVqF0)

213 195 144 >>>124 I didn't know Pedro Pascal is gay, but reddit tells ne it's an open secret

I don't know if he's gay or not. I said "gay-coded," which is something SJWs say when they want to claim a character or real person is Akshually Gay.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO)


It's only Gay if you open your eyes...
Posted by: Gunslinger at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (R2gO3)

And look up?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:29 PM (xcxpd)

214 Never heard of Nathan Fillion, either.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)


You never, I mean . . . Never saw him as Captain Hammer in Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog? He can carry at tune!

https://youtu.be/z_ketzQABgc?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 05:29 PM (D7oie)

215 you're talking about the shorts Justin Roilin did. Rick and Morty are clearly evolutions of "Doc and Marty," but they're changed, and there's no gay pedo jokes. Well, i mean, there is lots of weird sex stuff but the gay pedo jokes of the "Doc and Marty" cartoons are absent.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO)

Rick was banging Unity. And a whole planet.

But then he dumped Unity. So yeah, maybe he is gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:29 PM (kgPGi)

216 So Invisible Girl can turn invisible because some science mumbo jumbo about cosmic rays she was exposed to or something fine...but why do her clothes turn invisible too?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (t0Rmr)

---
Reed Richards is a genius. It's also how his clothing stretches with him and Johnny's suit resists fire.

RR invents the "reactive particle" (IIRC) which is the basis of all the FF suits.

So, there. (*handwave* *handwave*)

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (krQz2)

217 Vanessa Kirby.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:28 PM (MGB5H)

Yep.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (mVqF0)

218 >>It's the fruit of an evil tree.


Dude. Just stop.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (SIRiz)

219 How was your walk, Milady?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025

Good! It was pretty out there. Almost time for me to be talking to y’all from the pool when I am not in the studio!
Posted by: Piper

Those pics won't send themselves, y'know.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (77rzZ)

220 176 I got nothing. Watching the first season of Landman
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (NVNRw)

As a resident of Midland, and an oil field dilettante, I make myself available online to anyone who wants to know why that show is ridiculous. It's a full-time job.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (GD2xa)

221 Ever since his brother came out Trans, he’s been nuts

Pretty sure he paid for all his bros surgery

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (nGraA)

222 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 05:28 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah worse than yours which obviously should have gone to an ette so we could have fun with it.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (VofaG)

223 But Rick and Morty actively tears down Western and Judeo-Christian values.

Can't endorse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (xcxpd)

It's a cartoon.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (kgPGi)

224 Rick made himself a pickle so he could get out of family counselling.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (krQz2)

225 >>I have never watched Rick and Morty.


The first 3-4 Seasons are fucking hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (SIRiz)

226 The sad part is, the gal playing Sue Storm is hot. And crazy. She has crazy eyes.

Both her and Pedro are way too old for the roles. He can get away with it another five years but she's already pushing it. That wouldn't matter with one movie, but Marvel signs people to 7-movie deals, and those take over a decade to come out. Sue is supposed to be young and cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (2VST1)

227 As fate would have it the Mandalorian turns out to sip peen.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (0HaGk)

228 218 >>It's the fruit of an evil tree.


Dude. Just stop.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (SIRiz)

This is my hill. This and my hatred for John Lennon's 'Imagine'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (xcxpd)

229 Admittedly, I have a Rick and Morty Pinball Machine.

Never saw an episode before I pre-ordered it. But, needless to say, I am a fan.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (SIRiz)

230 And look up?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:29 PM (xcxpd)

I'd say the dick in your mouth should be a sign- even without opening your eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (mVqF0)

231 180 “Protect The Dolls” has become a slogan that calls out the increased attacks against trans people around the world..


Here is some interesting inter rainbow fighting- “dolls” was a term used to describe men who could pass and weren’t trying to make huge political statements, didn’t announce their presence in women’s spaces, take over sports, etc. The rest of the trans crowd, being the narcissists that they are, didn’t like they weren’t referred to as dolls because they were just as worthy and obviously just as pretty as the actual dolls, even though they look like hairy potatoes in dresses, so now they co opted the term to describe any trans man. It’s like they are all crazy or something.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (LaC4U)

232 Morty making a space baby is when Rick and Morty lost me.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (VofaG)

233 >>This and my hatred for John Lennon's 'Imagine'.


Mark David Chapman Saved Us, ALL.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (SIRiz)

234 >Vanessa Kirby.
---
and she was in 2 M:I movies
and The Crown

we like her

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Norm! at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (AOsQT)

235 >>>Rick was banging Unity. And a whole planet.

I think Unity is Christina Hendricks so yeah he might be gay

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (KRtlO)

236 223 But Rick and Morty actively tears down Western and Judeo-Christian values.

Can't endorse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (xcxpd)

It's a cartoon.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:30 PM (kgPGi)

Politics is downriver from Culture, right? Entertainment, or what passes for it, matters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

237 But Rick and Morty actively tears down Western and Judeo-Christian values.

Can't endorse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (xcxpd)
---
But it's so farcical, it's about as successful at that as it is in any of its "premises".

Unless you believe there's one smartest guy in every universe of the multiverse (provided you believe in the multiverse), but can be extremely dumb in one or two.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (krQz2)

238 RR invents the "reactive particle" (IIRC) which is the basis of all the FF suits.


Unstable Molecules, used to be. Most superheroes in the Marvel Universe have an outfit made out of it, in the comics at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (2VST1)

239 And Dr. Doom didn't need some wierdo to lock him in an iron lung. Doom made his own suit. It's like Lucas cribbed it or something. Like the disfigured face thing.

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (QSrLX)

240 233 >>This and my hatred for John Lennon's 'Imagine'.


Mark David Chapman Saved Us, ALL.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (SIRiz)

I'm on this wavelength

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:33 PM (xcxpd)

241 Jack Squat, I could say the same about every western that has a horse neighing or whinnying while being ridden. I don't.

It is just mindless entertainment.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2025 05:33 PM (NVNRw)

242 >>>232 Morty making a space baby is when Rick and Morty lost me.

just so stupid. Obviously calculated to be a "viral moment" that "gets people talking." But it's so obviously just an attempt to get attention it's just stupid and nasty.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:33 PM (KRtlO)

243 Never saw an episode before I pre-ordered it. But, needless to say, I am a fan.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (SIRiz

I do remember your favorite episodes are the acid pool and Morty's dragon. Don't recall the actual names of the episodes.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (VofaG)

244 you're talking about the shorts Justin Roilin did. Rick and Morty are clearly evolutions of "Doc and Marty," but they're changed, and there's no gay pedo jokes. Well, i mean, there is lots of weird sex stuff but the gay pedo jokes of the "Doc and Marty" cartoons are absent.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO)

Also, Harmon was canceled from Community because there surfaced some vids of him making love... to a doll.

Obviously meant to be funny. I don't pretend to know what's really in the guy's head, but I can't see getting worked up over it.

Unlike, say, Dan Schneider.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (kgPGi)

245 >>I'm on this wavelength


I have always wanted that on a T-Shirt.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (SIRiz)

246 and she was in 2 M:I movies
and The Crown

we like her
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Norm! at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (AOsQT)

Yup I'm finishing up Rogue nation right now. Getting into the Kirby ones.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (MGB5H)

247 Seems to go even deeper. His family is related to Salvador Allende. He's a good old fashion Latin American communist.
Posted by: JackStraw



I did not know that. Explains quite a bit, actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (sAmhv)

248 I like Pedro on Route 95, and always gas up there to visit him. This Pedro, you can keep.

Posted by: You Never Sausage A Place at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (G5+As)

249 230 And look up?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:29 PM (xcxpd)

I'd say the dick in your mouth should be a sign- even without opening your eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (mVqF0)

Well yes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (xcxpd)

250 But Rick and Morty actively tears down Western and Judeo-Christian values.
Can't endorse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2025 05:27 PM (xcxpd)


and your opinion of flavored vapes?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (D7oie)

251 RR invents the "reactive particle" (IIRC) which is the basis of all the FF suits.


Unstable Molecules, used to be. Most superheroes in the Marvel Universe have an outfit made out of it, in the comics at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (2VST1)
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Yeah, I knew I wasn't remembering it correctly. I just wasn't going to look it up

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (krQz2)

252 I think Unity is Christina Hendricks so yeah he might be gay
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM

Ace, I got news for ya...

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (mVqF0)

253 >>I do remember your favorite episodes are the acid pool


I have a Decoy Vat of Acid Cup-Holder on my Machine!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (SIRiz)

254 227 As fate would have it the Mandalorian turns out to sip peen.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (0HaGk)

It's a Disney production, No? So that makes sense.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (ynpvh)

255 >>>But Rick and Morty actively tears down Western and Judeo-Christian values.
Can't endorse.

there's one that opens with Rick and Morty saying they discovered "the Christian God" is real so they're going to kill Him.

(They immediately are killed. They're not the real Rick and Morty.)

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (KRtlO)

256 This and my hatred for John Lennon's 'Imagine'.

I think this is an opinion that everyone can sign onto. Pretty melody, though.

And Dr. Doom didn't need some wierdo to lock him in an iron lung. Doom made his own suit. It's like Lucas cribbed it or something. Like the disfigured face thing.

Even back at the beginning, Doom was one of the most complex and interesting villains in comics. Byrne just took it that much further making him even more interesting and deep. He's such a fascinating archetype.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (2VST1)

257 >>>I have a Decoy Vat of Acid Cup-Holder on my Machine!

might be the best episode. Rick's pettiness in that is absolutely psychopathic.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (KRtlO)

258 Looked it up. It was E-Man. Why can’t we get an E-Man movie?

And the girl was one of the baddies known as The Entropy Twins.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (YMUlg)

259
Speakah Mike Johnson's "problem" is his bad habit of always looking down at the floor.

He'd improve his stature by 90% if he kept his level. Stop looking down, Mistah Speakah!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:36 PM (bXvIu)

260 Can you 'make love' to a doll? At that point it is like fucking Taylor Swift: an empty vessel that makes noise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:36 PM (mVqF0)

261 I think Unity is Christina Hendricks so yeah he might be gay
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:32 PM (KRtlO)

Yes, and then there's the chick Morty was banging, I forget the character's name, but she was basically a killing machine.

Played by Alison Brie. That's when I decided Morty was gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:36 PM (kgPGi)

262 This and my hatred for John Lennon's 'Imagine'.
---
You don't hate Imagine enough.

I have heard though that Lennon later recanted it. I think Julian has said that as well.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

263 Even back at the beginning, Doom was one of the most complex and interesting villains in comics. Byrne just took it that much further making him even more interesting and deep. He's such a fascinating archetype.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (2VST1)

And they are going to parachute him in with no set up in the next avengers. DUMB

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:37 PM (MGB5H)

264 Yeah, I knew I wasn't remembering it correctly. I just wasn't going to look it up

Hell by now it might be what you said, I haven't read Marvel comics for like 20 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:37 PM (2VST1)

265
What's worse, is Speaker Johnson also has a habit of putting his hands in his pockets. So he's looking down, at the floor, with his hands in his pockets. Makes him look like a loitering teenager, or a dullard.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:37 PM (bXvIu)

266 Seems to go even deeper. His family is related to Salvador Allende. He's a good old fashion Latin American communist.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 05:26 PM (viF8m)

Ahh, I was wondering why he said his family had to flee from Chile from a dictatorship.

I figured his parents were communists, but that certainly explains it.

Posted by: SpeakinfOf at May 20, 2025 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

267 Ironically the best Dr Doom is Klytus in the Flash Gordon movie.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2025 05:38 PM (YMUlg)

268 8 The cost of a day at Disney (without a hotel and airfare):

https://is.gd/KOavVs
Posted by: Archimedes


But Disney World still has those 90 minute wait lines in 92 degree heat going for them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2025 05:38 PM (0Htd1)

269 Can you 'make love' to a doll? At that point it is like fucking Taylor Swift: an empty vessel that makes noise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:36 PM (mVqF0)

Don't go looking for the videos, is all I'd suggest.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:38 PM (kgPGi)

270 (They immediately are killed. They're not the real Rick and Morty.)

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (KRtlO)
---
Who is?

That's part of the show.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:38 PM (krQz2)

271 260 Can you 'make love' to a doll? At that point it is like fucking Taylor Swift: an empty vessel that makes noise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone

If you are lucky.

Oh my gosh. I am sorry. I am putting myself in timeout right now. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:38 PM (LaC4U)

272 John Lennon had the worst solo songs IMO. Even Ringo kicked his ass though with some help from Harrison IIRC.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (VofaG)

273 Have Vanessa Kirby and Lady Gaga ever been seen in the same place at the same time? If so go on about waves and particles.

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (QSrLX)

274 If you are lucky.

Oh my gosh. I am sorry. I am putting myself in timeout right now. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:38 PM (LaC4U)

😲 PIPER!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (MGB5H)

275 Even back at the beginning, Doom was one of the most complex and interesting villains in comics. Byrne just took it that much further making him even more interesting and deep. He's such a fascinating archetype.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025


***
I seem to recall an X-Men in which he kidnaps Storm, not sure why, and imprisons her in a small cubicle. She's horribly claustrophobic, so her storm-creating powers begin to go out of control. A wonderful job of suspense and foreshadowing disaster to come.

I think at the very end Doom's fortress is still standing instead of the usual "being destroyed" scene. If I'm right, that was rather original, I thought.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (omVj0)

276 >>Can you 'make love' to a doll?


You can make love to just about anything.

Posted by: Chris Pagano at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (SIRiz)

277 Yeah, that picture above has me in the shop for repairs. Needle on the meter hit the pin so hard it snapped.

Posted by: gaydar at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

278 The Sean Combs trial stuff is bad.

It ain't sensual orgies, Eyes Wide Shut, sexy fun time stuff.

It's sexual degradation, humiliation, rape and abuse.
Weekly. Daily. For hours.

A gallon of baby oil was used in a typical session.

The room would be covered with semen, blood, period blood, feces, urine, sweat and oil.

And everyone in Hollywood was involved.
Almost all of them went.
Ellen, J-Lo, Kevin Hart, etc.
Kamala went.
Hakeem Jeffries went.

And he didn't just start all that on his own:
He built on what was done to him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (KhUhr)

279 an empty vessel that makes noise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone

If you are lucky.


If its Tay-Tay its her whining about how you're doing it all wrong and her back hurts and you're not like her previous lover etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (2VST1)

280 >>>Who is?
That's part of the show.

yup. But these are more not-real than most. This is a Decoy family of robots.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (KRtlO)

281 Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:38 PM (LaC4U)

The ettes get feisty. Excellent. Give in to your snark...

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (mVqF0)

282 >>John Lennon had the worst solo songs IMO. Even Ringo kicked his ass though with some help from Harrison IIRC.


All of the Beatles Solo Material sucked syphilitic donkey balls.

Posted by: Chris Pagano at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (SIRiz)

283 272 John Lennon had the worst solo songs IMO. Even Ringo kicked his ass though with some help from Harrison IIRC.
Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (VofaG)
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Arguing over which end of a turd sandwich tastes best.

The only thing worse than any song by The Beatles is any song by any of those assholes solo. All of it is fucking trash.

Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (PJyQj)

284 CheeseFuckerSockOFF

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (SIRiz)

285 I have heard though that Lennon later recanted it. I think Julian has said that as well.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)
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John was a fan of Reagan and like so many other radicals was swinging to the right, and then he got shot.

Julian is based.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:41 PM (ZOv7s)

286 there's one that opens with Rick and Morty saying they discovered "the Christian God" is real so they're going to kill Him.

(They immediately are killed. They're not the real Rick and Morty.)

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:35 PM (KRtlO)

Then there's the one where Jesus defeats the Story Lord.

Turns out it was just a toy train, but still.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:41 PM (ETIdo)

287 Odo was a plastic man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2025 05:41 PM (63Dwl)

288 John Lennon had the worst solo songs IMO. Even Ringo kicked his ass though with some help from Harrison IIRC.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (VofaG)
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Never crazy about solo Lennon. Instant Karma is possibly his best, and it's just not much to me.

"Woman"? (gag)

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:41 PM (krQz2)

289 Remind me, please. The song that BruceWayne and Doof sang backed up Piper, She Hobbit and couple other 'ettes.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2025 05:42 PM (NVNRw)

290 I remain 100% convinced that the entire 'Indian Music' influence period was the result of George Harrison's wife visiting the first Pier 1 Imports.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:42 PM (SIRiz)

291 I've seen this dork in some lackluster flick before.

I blame the Jews for his rise in popularity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2025 05:42 PM (zKVqU)

292 I don't know if he's gay or not. I said "gay-coded," which is something SJWs say when they want to claim a character or real person is Akshually Gay.

Posted by: ace

I spy puffy sleeves in that first photo. Definitely gay.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2025 05:42 PM (lJ0H4)

293 Fantastic Four has always been a dud franchise. For 60 years Marvel has kept trying to make it take off, and it's always just there, like a grade B or C comic that the uncool kids have to read.

The Fetch Four?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (s8j++)

Doesn't help that they had to do the origin story over and over.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2025 05:42 PM (8avO+)

294 All of the Beatles Solo Material sucked syphilitic donkey balls.

I liked Harrison's final solo album Cloud Nine, but yeah. McCartney was a master pop song creator but I never cared for most of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:42 PM (2VST1)

295 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (KhUhr)

Speaking of liking the penis. I guess P Diddy thought he had enough power he didn't need to be on the down low.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:42 PM (VofaG)

296 I have a movie question.
I recently read and thoroughly enjoyed, the novel True Grit. I haven't seen either of the two movies-- the John Wayne version from 1969, or the 2010 with Jeff Bridges. Which one is better?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 20, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

297 Julian is based.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:41 PM (Z
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No wait, I have it wrong. Sean Oko Lennon was the one posting based tweets, but never in such a way that he could be banned for them on old Twitter, always making it a question. Highly based.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)

298 The only thing worse than any song by The Beatles is any song by any of those assholes solo. All of it is fucking trash.

Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2025 05:40 PM (PJyQj)
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Paul made some good albums at the beginning, and George made a better one at the end.

But John is meh to me.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (krQz2)

299 I have heard though that Lennon later recanted it. I think Julian has said that as well.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

Like a lot of other people, I suspect Lennon was not really embracing communism, so much as he was lashing out against the Vietnam War.

Turns out all the anti-war folks were right... even if their motives or methods weren't always.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (ETIdo)

300 You never, I mean . . . Never saw him as Captain Hammer in Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog? He can carry at tune!

https://youtu.be/z_ketzQABgc?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 05:29 PM (D7oie)

I had missed that, had never heard of it before.

another thing - as soon as I heard it, I knew Joss Whedon had written it, even before I looked it up. As much as I dislike him personally, he's still can write good music, as well as good dialogue, and his style is pretty distinctive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (uWKK8)

301 "F*** the people who try to make you scared," he said. "Fear is the way that they win... keep expressing yourself and don't let them win."

OK... then you liberal fucktard, I won't worry about calling you a Metro Male, at best, probably gay fucktard, who I don't want anywhere near children.

I won't worry about gays, trans, and Lefty media trying to silence me by calling me homophobe, Islamophobe, Miscogynist, or RAAAAACIEST. I will speak MY Truth, to YOUR power...

Challenge... accepted. The silent Majority is going to get a bit noisy, and you aint gonna like it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (mP0Kj)

302 >>I liked Harrison's final solo album Cloud Nine, but yeah. McCartney was a master pop song creator but I never cared for most of it.


McCartney / Wings is what happens when you neuter Rock and Roll and put it on a Vegan Diet.

Yes, the man is talented. But his Solo efforts are criminal.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (SIRiz)

303 The Fetch Four?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 05:01 PM (s8j++)
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Well, realistically, "fetch" is actually a thing, what with it now being a cultural reference.

Whereas the FF won't even make "fetch."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (tT6L1)

304 No wait, I have it wrong. Sean Oko Lennon was the one posting based tweets, but never in such a way that he could be banned for them on old Twitter, always making it a question. Highly based.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)
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Maybe I was thinking of Sean as well.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (krQz2)

305 Which one is better?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 20, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

Now you're just TRYING to start a flame war.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (ETIdo)

306
Jeff "Mouth Full of Marbles" Bridges sucks. And Matt Damon ruined the fake True Grit remake.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (XH2mB)

307 "Woman"? (gag)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025


***
"Woman,
I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at your ugliness . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (omVj0)

308 Can you 'make love' to a doll? At that point it is like fucking Taylor Swift: an empty vessel that makes noise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 20, 2025 05:36 PM (mVqF0)

Ahh, you've met my wife.

Posted by: B. Clinton at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (5xuJ/)

309 296 I have a movie question.
I recently read and thoroughly enjoyed, the novel True Grit. I haven't seen either of the two movies-- the John Wayne version from 1969, or the 2010 with Jeff Bridges. Which one is better?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 20, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

The second one with Jeff Bridges is far closer to the spirit of the book than the John Wayne version is. That's why I think it is the superior of the two.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (uWKK8)

310 I did not know that. Explains quite a bit, actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2025 05:34 PM (sAmhv)


Not really, every Leftist in South America wants to be related to Allende since like the war against Franco that is where the center of gravity was for the supposedly non-Castro leftists.
In fact, most of the fiction that I have seen touching on Allende tries to link him more closely to Spanish Republican refugees than Castro.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (D7oie)

311 The truth is, the only reason it was made was to retain copyright for the FF, and it was never meant to be released.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (2VST1)

Did the actors know it wasn't going to be released? Because they do a fairly good job with what they were given. You'd think they would have just phoned it in if they had known.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 20, 2025 05:46 PM (k9OZB)

312 Nothing quite like Beatles haters. They will include you in their hate if you happen to love the Beatles. Luckily I don't fall in that category.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:46 PM (VofaG)

313 Turns out all the anti-war folks were right... even if their motives or methods weren't always.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (ETIdo)
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They were never, ever anti-war. Never. They were either cowards who were afraid to serve or Communist sympathizers who wanted the West destroyed.

The proof is that the entire movement evaporated in 2009 and by 2022 was howling for more Ukrainian blood and anyone who wasn't thirsty for more death was a Russian stooge.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

314 They could do a good FF movie, but they have to cast it very carefully, keep it very close to the original concept, make it about family, but mostly about explorers of the unknown, finding crazy secrets and science insanity. I love the idea of the Mole Man, because the hollow earth thing is STILL speculated about and it feels so cool to have someone erupt from the depths: "I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"

It worked in the Incredibles, and it would work with the FF, no matter how daffy it is if its sold earnestly and set up properly. But the wrong casting? With MCU's recent history? Nobody thinks this will work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:47 PM (2VST1)

315
I think the reason "The Thing" looks like he's made of rocks is that-

He's supposed to being the Marvel version of a Golem what with Ben Grimm Jewish and such.

YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2025 05:47 PM (iJfKG)

316 >>>The only thing worse than any song by The Beatles is any song by any of those assholes solo. All of it is fucking trash.
Posted by: ballistic

George Harrison's All Things Must Pass is legit great. Give it a listen.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (KRtlO)

317 "Woman,
I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at your uglitunelessness . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (omVj0)
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Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (krQz2)

318 I saw no reason to hit the 'continue reading' tab!

Posted by: Clif at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (3o+/4)

319 Speaking of liking the penis. I guess P Diddy thought he had enough power he didn't need to be on the down low.
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I mean, he's sitting in the corner, jerking off, while some dude dripping baby oil is railing his "girlfriend."

Then, demands he finish inside her, takes her to the other room, then comes out pissed that he faked the orgasm (because he wanted to eat the cream pie).

Diddy has tasted more semen than Andy Dick.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (KhUhr)

320 You never, I mean . . . Never saw him as Captain Hammer in Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog? He can carry at tune!

https://youtu.be/z_ketzQABgc?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 05:29 PM (D7oie)

I had missed that, had never heard of it before.

another thing - as soon as I heard it, I knew Joss Whedon had written it, even before I looked it up. As much as I dislike him personally, he's still can write good music, as well as good dialogue, and his style is pretty distinctive.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (uWKK

My daughter loved that movie. I liked it ok, but this was the period when she and I were inseparable, so sometimes I had to embrace her interests. Which was nice.

I miss those days.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (ETIdo)

321 Which one is better?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 20, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

The second one with Jeff Bridges is far closer to the spirit of the book than the John Wayne version is. That's why I think it is the superior of the two.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (uWKK

I like both films, for different reasons. But the Bridges one appeals to me more. I like the grittiness. The cast was really excellent. Not a Matt Damon fan, but he was great as LeBeouf.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (0aYVJ)

322 I liked both True Grit movies.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (YMUlg)

323 >>Nothing quite like Beatles haters

I am not a hater. At least...not until you get past Rubber Soul.
Everything after that is way too overrated, imo.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (SIRiz)

324 I recently read and thoroughly enjoyed, the novel True Grit. I haven't seen either of the two movies-- the John Wayne version from 1969, or the 2010 with Jeff Bridges. Which one is better?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 20, 2025


***
It's tough. I grew up with the original and have always loved Kim Darby, and the movie is colorful and energetic and well-lit. Except for its last scene (which I love), it follows the book pretty closely, even using great hunks of Portis's dialog.

The new one is . . . worthy, shall we say. It has the grayish lighting and dim night scenes I hate, and the humor is not there, but the script sticks even more closely to the novel, including much of the dialog.

Yeah, I'm biased. But I think the original is actually more exciting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:49 PM (omVj0)

325 George Harrison's All Things Must Pass is legit great. Give it a listen.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (KRtlO)
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Heck, I'll even say Set On You is a great tune.

Damn catchy.

Always liked George best.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:49 PM (krQz2)

326 Everything after that is way too overrated, imo.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (SIRiz)
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Don't bring me down.......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2025 05:49 PM (tT6L1)

327 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (uWKK

I liked the original better because I liked the actors and the job they did far better. I even liked how Glenn Campbell portrayed his character way better than the fake accented Matt Damon.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:49 PM (VofaG)

328 Jeff "Mouth Full of Marbles" Bridges sucks. And Matt Damon ruined the fake True Grit remake.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (XH2mB)

He may not have been perfect, but he played the role a lot better than Glen Campbell did. Also the girl in the first one is whiny, annoying, and useless, nothing like who she was supposed to be. And as in every movie he ever made, John Wayne is good, but he's just John Wayne playing John Wayne.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:49 PM (uWKK8)

329 Quit talking about that band.

It's like a duck call to Ed Driscoll.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (KhUhr)

330 >>>At least...not until you get past Rubber Soul.
Everything after that is way too overrated, imo.

what it is is overplayed. And the "modern" Beatles dated quickly. Everyone hates Sgt Pepper now.

I've been getting into early days beatles. that's kind of dated, obviously, but somehow not as dated as Sgt Pepper.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (KRtlO)

331 Photograph… Ringo Starr.. love that song..

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (PCK5/)

332 The second one with Jeff Bridges is far closer to the spirit of the book than the John Wayne version is. That's why I think it is the superior of the two.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:45 PM (uWKK

I think Kim Darby was annoying as F.

That's enough reason for me to prefer the second one.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (ETIdo)

333 The latest episodes of Rick and Morty haven't been all that good but they did have one of my favorite episodes in the latest season.

It's the one where Rick and Family all make slaves of their sleeping selves to accomplish stuff they're too lazy to do on their own time.

It's like the entirety of the series "Severance" in under 30 minutes. Plus it's funny.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (iJfKG)

334 I have a movie question.
I recently read and thoroughly enjoyed, the novel True Grit. I haven't seen either of the two movies-- the John Wayne version from 1969, or the 2010 with Jeff Bridges. Which one is better?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 20, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

Both are pretty good. The Jeff Bridges one is closer to the book.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (A62KL)

335 Sue is supposed to be young and cute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (2VST1)

And Reed had the start of grey hair back then.... so it 'looked' like an older / younger marriage...

But... that was OK back then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 05:51 PM (mP0Kj)

336 >>>Did the actors know it wasn't going to be released? Because they do a fairly good job with what they were given. You'd think they would have just phoned it in if they had known.

they did not know.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:51 PM (KRtlO)

337 Pedro Pascal is gayer than the name Blaise Pascal.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 20, 2025 05:51 PM (144I4)

338 Did the actors know it wasn't going to be released? Because they do a fairly good job with what they were given.

As far as I know they thought it was a real film because you're ight, they give it their best. Corman was good at that though, he got good work out of his actors.

I recently read and thoroughly enjoyed, the novel True Grit. I haven't seen either of the two movies-- the John Wayne version from 1969, or the 2010 with Jeff Bridges. Which one is better?

I liked them both quite a bit, each pulls a different aspect from the book (which is better than both), highlighting things the other missed. The weak point in both films is the LaBoeuf character.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:51 PM (2VST1)

339 Turns out all the anti-war folks were right... even if their motives or methods weren't always.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:44 PM (ETIdo)
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They were never, ever anti-war. Never. They were either cowards who were afraid to serve or Communist sympathizers who wanted the West destroyed.

The proof is that the entire movement evaporated in 2009 and by 2022 was howling for more Ukrainian blood and anyone who wasn't thirsty for more death was a Russian stooge.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:47 PM


Yep. There was a huge anti war *demonstration* on the green in Manchester CT every single day after bush invaded Iraq. There was at least 20-30 people protesting on weekdays and over 100 people on weekends protesting the war. This went on for years.


The weekend after obama won in 2008 there wasn't a single person protesting the war on that square and that was the end of that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (e5NfL)

340 LOSERS in 1989

LOSERS in 1991

LOSERS in 2024

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (vm8sq)

341 I don't dislike the first one - but for years I never understood why it had the name "True Grit", really seemed meaningless. Once I saw the second version, I knew exactly what that meant, in the context of the characters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (uWKK8)

342
Released in cinemas this week 40 years ago:

Rambo: First Blood Part II

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (pMRvT)

343 Oh, Jeff Bridges? Best role was in Hell and High Water.. excellent movie

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (PCK5/)

344 >>>It's the one where Rick and Family all make slaves of their sleeping selves to accomplish stuff they're too lazy to do on their own time.

that was a really good one and I also thought it was a response to "Severance," though Dan Harmon insists the script had been half-written before Severance.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (KRtlO)

345 They were never, ever anti-war. Never.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

Except that, you know, they were against the war.

Again... you can question their motives or their methods, but they were right. It was a war we never should have fought.

Period.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (ETIdo)

346 Normally, I can get tired of a song I liked at first through overplay pretty quickly. That took a long time with Harrison's Set On You.

I think I liked Joan Jett's I Love Rock and Roll the first couple times I heard it, and then, most people don't know this, it faded. It actually took a second release for that to catch.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (krQz2)

347 > I haven't seen either of the two movies-- the John Wayne version from 1969, or the 2010 with Jeff Bridges. Which one is better?
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oh, here we go

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Norm! at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (AOsQT)

348 I think Kim Darby was annoying as F.

She's supposed to be annoying The character is really grating, hilariously so, but somehow charming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (2VST1)

349 I have always hated Sgt Pepper's.

It's the result of a band that has reached so high that nobody is willing to say 'no'.
The production that people want to praise it what makes it so awful, imo.
Probably why I never liked Steely Dan. Amazing players. But the Production Style is off putting to me.

I like garage rock / DIY more.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (SIRiz)

350 Sue is supposed to be young and cute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:31 PM (2VST1)

And Reed had the start of grey hair back then.... so it 'looked' like an older / younger marriage...

But... that was OK back then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 05:51 PM


I thought it was the cosmic rays not his age that made his hair turn grey.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (e5NfL)

351
Also 40 years ago, a movie called Ladyhawke.

Anyone remember this? I do not.

Rutger Hauer, Matthew Broderick, and Michelle Fpeifer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (pMRvT)

352 330 >>>At least...not until you get past Rubber Soul.
Everything after that is way too overrated, imo.

what it is is overplayed. And the "modern" Beatles dated quickly. Everyone hates Sgt Pepper now.

I've been getting into early days beatles. that's kind of dated, obviously, but somehow not as dated as Sgt Pepper.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (KRtlO)

George Harrison was late to the songwriting game, but I personally find his songs to be timeless. His are the ones that sound freshest to me. 'Something', 'Here Comes the Sun', 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps', 'Taxman' are some of them.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (st07Y)

353 Made me look. Klytus, what a hoot!

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 20, 2025 05:54 PM (QSrLX)

354 Also 40 years ago, a movie called Ladyhawke.

Anyone remember this? I do not.

Rutger Hauer, Matthew Broderick, and Michelle Fpeifer.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Wonderful movie. Lousy score.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2025 05:54 PM (lJ0H4)

355 Oh, Jeff Bridges? Best role was in Hell and High Water.. excellent movie
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (PCK5/)
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Fabulous Baker Boys is one of my most favorite movies. And Bridges is half the reason.

Also Fisher King is outstanding, although Mercedes Reuhl kind of owns that one.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 05:54 PM (krQz2)

356 Another thing I like about the book, and the second movie - it gets across the idea that people in the 19th century didn't talk, and didn't even think exactly like we do. It was close, but we are wrong to think that they were exactly the same as us, they weren't. (I actually prefer their mindset, I think)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:54 PM (uWKK8)

357 349 I have always hated Sgt Pepper's.

It's the result of a band that has reached so high that nobody is willing to say 'no'.
The production that people want to praise it what makes it so awful, imo.
Probably why I never liked Steely Dan. Amazing players. But the Production Style is off putting to me.

I like garage rock / DIY more.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (SIRiz)

Hmmm… your opinion of Atlanta Rhythmn Section??

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2025 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

358 Pedro Pascal is gayer than the name Blaise Pascal.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 20, 2025 05:51 PM (144I4)


try "Percy Bysshe Shelley" dude.

I mean, he did manage to change William Godwin's view on "free love" but wow. Gayer than a hot tub in Aspen

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (D7oie)

359 I loved the Traveling Wilburys with George Harrison, et al. Handle with Care is a wonderful song.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (k9OZB)

360 I liked the original better because I liked the actors and the job they did far better. I even liked how Glenn Campbell portrayed his character way better than the fake accented Matt Damon.
Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025


***
Campbell was no great actor, but he did well. Damon is good in his way. The period dialog as rendered in the novel and in the remake seems kind of stilted to me, even though it's more authentic (or supposed to be).

What can I say? I like movies with life and color, not grayish and poorly lit in night scenes so you can hardly make out who is doing what. The 1969 version wins out on that.

Robert Duvall as Lucky Ned Pepper was great casting too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (omVj0)

361 I thought it was the cosmic rays not his age that made his hair turn grey.

It was a 50s and 60s monster movie/sci fi trope: the scientist professor type with the pipe and the gray temples who Solves The Problem.

Also 40 years ago, a movie called Ladyhawke.

Anyone remember this? I do not.


Yep. Its a pretty good movie, the soundtrack is very dated though. Very early 80s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (2VST1)

362 >>>Also 40 years ago, a movie called Ladyhawke.
Anyone remember this? I do not.

yes, I do. Good premise, execution meh. Ferris Buehler unconvincing as a medieval thief.

I remember the music is synthy, which is anachronistic.

ok movie but nothing you need to rush to see.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (KRtlO)

363 Best Jeff Bridges movie is Nadine.

and of course the best part of Nadine is Kim Basinger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (uWKK8)

364 Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (iJfKG)

Yes The Night People episode was great. You have to think a bit which is cool.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (VofaG)

365 And he asked "can he stretch all the parts of his body?" and I said "yeah it seems so" and then he pointed at his crotch.

Yeah, but it gets thinner so it isn't the win you're thinking it is right now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

He might not be familiar with this TV show...
https://tinyurl.com/3h3fbkr8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 05:25 PM (ynpvh)

There was a parody book on Comics that was noteworthy for the illustrations being very well done comic panels. One joke was on the uses for sidekicks and it showed Pogo Man missing half of the evil plan because he can't hear the parts where the pogo stick is not outside the window, but his sidekick also pogoing allows the full plot to be revealed.

Anyhow a not so subtle running joke is the utility of 'stretching powers' with the ladies.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+)

366 the premise of Ladyhawke is that a couple have been cursed by a corrupt priest. The man turns into a wolf by night, the woman into a hawk by day, so they're never able to be with each other.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

367 George Harrison was late to the songwriting game, but I personally find his songs to be timeless. His are the ones that sound freshest to me. 'Something', 'Here Comes the Sun', 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps', 'Taxman' are some of them.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (st07Y)

Norwegian Wood, still a good one, especially the ending.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (mP0Kj)

368 358 Pedro Pascal is gayer than the name Blaise Pascal.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 20, 2025 05:51 PM (144I4)

try "Percy Bysshe Shelley" dude.

I mean, he did manage to change William Godwin's view on "free love" but wow. Gayer than a hot tub in Aspen
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (D7oie)

Lord Peter Wimsey…

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (PCK5/)

369
Grit?

In a lot Westers they use the phrase "sand" a lot. As in, he's got no sand. As in, he's soft, not tough for enough to make it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (pMRvT)

370 Also Fisher King is outstanding, although Mercedes Reuhl kind of owns that one.

She's great in Last Action Hero too, in a smaller role. Great actress.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (2VST1)

371 289 Remind me, please. The song that BruceWayne and Doof sang backed up Piper, She Hobbit and couple other 'ettes.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2025

I don’t remember and I had 1 glass of wine the entire time. Scary. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (pZEOD)

372 Best Jeff Bridges movie is Nadine.

and of course the best part of Nadine is Kim Basinger.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (uWKK8

Bridges has some good movies. I like one of his latest , Bad Times at The Royale.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:57 PM (VofaG)

373 At least...not until you get past Rubber Soul.
Everything after that is way too overrated, imo.
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what it is is overplayed. And the "modern" Beatles dated quickly. Everyone hates Sgt Pepper now.

I've been getting into early days beatles. that's kind of dated, obviously, but somehow not as dated as Sgt Pepper.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:50 PM (KRtlO)

At some point it just gets past the whole "rating" thing.

It's a cultural phenomena, and I think people tend to go through stages of these things. One day you're delving into the whole Beatles catalog, and then a year or so later, you put it down.

You experienced as best you could, the output, and wherever you came into it probably greatly influences how you feel about it.

I just think it's rather pointless to "rate" the Beatles, the way one might rate, for example, Blink 182.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:57 PM (yP8yc)

374 He's a legit red diaper baby. Anyway, having to pray five times a day will be worth watching this pansy get launched from a tall building.

Posted by: Resist_we_much at May 20, 2025 05:57 PM (cpys8)

375 Robert Duvall as Lucky Ned Pepper was great casting too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 05:55 PM (omVj0)

Robert Duvall is one of my all time favorites, especially as Gus in Lonesome Dove. Such a great character.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (k9OZB)

376 First time I saw Pedro was in the second Kingsman movie. My first thought was: who the hell is this weirdo?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (0aYVJ)

377 I liked Jeff Bridges in Starman and in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, another one of those 70s sad ending movies despite being often comedic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (2VST1)

378 IMO

The Beatles started out as a decent RnR band- they covered Motown and Chuck Berry, plus their own early songs

but they definitely went off the rails
I mean, Yellow Submarine? C'mon, that's garbage.

I submit that Hey Jude is every bit as awful as Imagine

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Norm! at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (AOsQT)

379 Except that, you know, they were against the war.

Again... you can question their motives or their methods, but they were right. It was a war we never should have fought.

Period.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 05:52 PM (ETIdo)
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No, they weren't against the war, they were against the DRAFT. That was the only reason why they were against that particular war.

The very same people - when given power - bombed the shit out of Serbia, which was a much dumber war.

But no draft, so it was okay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)

380 Liked both True Grit movies . The second was closer to the book , while the first had John Wayne. I thought Damon was better than Campbell, while Steinfeld was better than Darby. Duvall was better than Pepper as Pepper, and Hopper played a better whiney loon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (ef25Y)

381 That guy looks like Pat from SNL with a beard

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 20, 2025 05:59 PM (NtVYv)

382 377 I liked Jeff Bridges in Starman and in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, another one of those 70s sad ending movies despite being often comedic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (2VST1)

One of the greats… will miss him when he goes…

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2025 05:59 PM (PCK5/)

383 Hollywood is full of pedrophiles, everyone knows that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2025 05:09 PM (CHHv1)


I used to work with a guy named Pedro. When he said he had to look something up, I'd ask him if he was going to check the Pedro Files.

He'd just go hah hah very funny.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 20, 2025 05:59 PM (144I4)

384 The Beatles covered Carl Perkins, FFS

but they eventually rotted from within

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Norm! at May 20, 2025 05:59 PM (AOsQT)

385 Rachel Ward in Against All Odds was smoking hot.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)

386 Piper, I had many glasses of wine and I remember it. SpongeBro bringing karaoke night.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2025 05:59 PM (NVNRw)

387

" tripping over itself to declare yet another victory against so-called "toxic masculinity."

So being a effete gay guy is a strike against toxic masculinity?

What about those leather dudes who rape young boys and that freak CA politician that wants to make it legal?

Is that toxic too?

Always trying to divert attention away from what they're doing.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 20, 2025 05:59 PM (et1vG)

388
Any comic book with the male hero in tight spandex is totally ghey. I stuck with horror comics, SGT Rock, Weird War Tales and Jonah Hex. Hex was a favorite of mine, because of his philosophy "I'll stick to my code, if I have to kill every last man, woman and child in town to do it."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (y9nCu)

389 Ladyhawke is a Richard Donner film. Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer actually looked liked they would make a good couple.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (YMUlg)

390 No more Milk-Bone underwear.

Variety@Variety
George Wendt, 'Cheers' Star, Dies at 76

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (L/fGl)

391 I think Kim Darby was annoying as F.
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She's supposed to be annoying The character is really grating, hilariously so, but somehow charming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025


***
She can be annoying. Chaney calls her "little bookkeeper"; the horse trader implies that he wishes she'd been the girl who fell into a giant hole in a nearby road; she loudly decries Rooster's drinking, etc. But she has her own form of "grit."

And the final scene in the 1969 movie sends you out of the theatre smiling, instead of the rather grim narration and final scene with the adult Mattie in the remake (and the novel, of course).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (omVj0)

392 Robert Duvall is one of my all time favorites, especially as Gus in Lonesome Dove. Such a great character.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (k9OZB)

Robert Duval had a better eye for picking good scripts and getting into them than any other actor I can think of. You look at the list of great movies of the 60's, 70's, and even 80's and it's amazing how many Robert Duvall shows up in. I was rewatching Bullitt again a little while ago, a taxi pulls up and Steve McQueen interviews the driver - oh look it's Robert Duvall! Total bit part, but he found a way to get himself into the movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (uWKK8)

393 I have always hated Sgt Pepper's.

It's the result of a band that has reached so high that nobody is willing to say 'no'.
The production that people want to praise it what makes it so awful, imo.
Probably why I never liked Steely Dan. Amazing players. But the Production Style is off putting to me.

I like garage rock / DIY more.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (SIRiz)

I think "Let It Be" is a great, standalone record, and even better when you lay it next to the "Naked" release.

Some of their best songs, and it felt like they were having fun making it. Even if they weren't.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (yP8yc)

394 the premise of Ladyhawke is that a couple have been cursed by a corrupt priest. The man turns into a wolf by night, the woman into a hawk by day, so they're never able to be with each other.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 05:56 PM (KRtlO)
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Great film. He's a bishop, not a priest, btw.

Arguably Michelle P.'s most alluring role.

Well, maybe her being Pacino's babe in Scarface is a close runner up. She had the skinny bitch addict thing down cold. Wonder how she learned the role?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)

395 388
Any comic book with the male hero in tight spandex is totally ghey. I stuck with horror comics, SGT Rock, Weird War Tales and Jonah Hex. Hex was a favorite of mine, because of his philosophy "I'll stick to my code, if I have to kill every last man, woman and child in town to do it."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (y9nCu)

Haunted Tank was one I NEVER missed....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 06:01 PM (mP0Kj)

396 ARS has that sound I dislike, too.

Whereas, say a band like Little Feat, who are contemporaries managed to have a more engaging sound to me.

I really prefer Live in the Studio stuff to Multitracked Production stuff.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 06:01 PM (SIRiz)

397 We'll always have the Roger Corman FF, the best Fantastic Four movie after "The Incredibles."

Posted by: acethepug at May 20, 2025 06:01 PM (PXBPj)

398 Rachel Ward in Against All Odds was smoking hot.

Was she not hot in anything? Loved her in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 06:01 PM (2VST1)

399 Robert Duvall is one of my all time favorites, especially as Gus in Lonesome Dove. Such a great character.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 20, 2025


***
Check out Open Range with Duvall, Kevin Costner, and Annette Bening. Grand stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (omVj0)

400 One Jeff Bridges movie that he really makes with his acting is "Starman".

Is coming out soon on 4K.

Stupidly overpriced though I'm very tempted to pick that one up.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (iJfKG)

401 I thought that full fantasy like "Neverending Story" worked well with 80s synth soundtracks. Added to the unreality. Like all that Bowie in "Labyrinth".
For mediaeval low magic fantasy like "Ladyhawke" it was laughable.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (gKWVE)

402 >>The Beatles covered Carl Perkins, FFS


The Cramps did it better, tho.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (SIRiz)

403 Rutger Hauer was great in everything he did. The fact that he rewrote the"Tears in Rain" speech and did it in one take makes him an all time great

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (ef25Y)

404 El noodo

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (rT96s)

405 No, they weren't against the war, they were against the DRAFT. That was the only reason why they were against that particular war.

The very same people - when given power - bombed the shit out of Serbia, which was a much dumber war.

But no draft, so it was okay.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)

You're free to believe what you want. Even when you're wrong.

Which you are.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (yP8yc)

406 George Harrison was late to the songwriting game, but I personally find his songs to be timeless. His are the ones that sound freshest to me. 'Something', 'Here Comes the Sun', 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps', 'Taxman' are some of them.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2025 05:53 PM (st07Y)

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Same here. I had a Beatles guitar book.

George' harmonies (both in time and chords) stand out.

At one point all Lennon wanted to do is put chords that clashed the most back-to-back. (So, a sort of proto-punk, I guess).

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

407 >>>398 Rachel Ward in Against All Odds was smoking hot.
Was she not hot in anything? Loved her in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

just the most beautiful woman ever

I just saw a movie where an actress had the smoky voice of Rachel Ward but not the beauty. "Exam." It's okay. The white guy is the bad guy, of course.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (KRtlO)

408 Haunted Tank was one I NEVER missed....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025


***
Was that something involving Col. Jeb Stuart's ghost? Sounds familiar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (omVj0)

409 >>Nothing quite like Beatles haters

I am not a hater. At least...not until you get past Rubber Soul.
Everything after that is way too overrated, imo.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 05:48 PM (SIRiz)


I was getting into music as they were breaking up. Never though they were all that. Some decent songs here and there.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (8avO+)

410 oh look it's Robert Duvall! Total bit part, but he found a way to get himself into the movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (uWKK

Look for him in a movie called "The Apostle". Fabulous movie and the soundtrack is excellent.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (k9OZB)

411 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (uWKK

Second Hand Lions.... great writing... really good acting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 06:03 PM (mP0Kj)

412 Being a kid at the time Ladyhawke came out, I was mostly mad that Pfeiffer didn't run off with Broderick instead of wolfchad.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2025 06:03 PM (gKWVE)

413 Duvall can play a good guy or bad guy equally well.

That he was never typed cast as either one says a lot about his acting ability.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

414 And the final scene in the 1969 movie sends you out of the theatre smiling, instead of the rather grim narration and final scene with the adult Mattie in the remake (and the novel, of course).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (omVj0)

The finale is grim, but it's also absolutely perfect that a proper woman of the late 1800's would refer to a man as "trash" if he didn't have the courtesy to stand up when he spoke to her. A big part of her grit was that she had no mercy, and no pretense. She didn't care that he had been part of the James gang, she spoke properly to the man who treated her with civility.

That one scene tells you as much about her character as the rest of the movie does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 06:03 PM (uWKK8)

415 Robert Duval had a better eye for picking good scripts and getting into them than any other actor I can think of. You look at the list of great movies of the 60's, 70's, and even 80's and it's amazing how many Robert Duvall shows up in. I was rewatching Bullitt again a little while ago, a taxi pulls up and Steve McQueen interviews the driver - oh look it's Robert Duvall! Total bit part, but he found a way to get himself into the movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (uWKK
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Donald Sutherland was another of those men about Hollywood in the 1970s, playing just about every kind of role, from goofy college prof to deadly Nazi assassin. Guy could do Oddball and and Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Oh, and bang Jane Fonda in Klute.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

416 Hex was a favorite of mine, because of his philosophy "I'll stick to my code, if I have to kill every last man, woman and child in town to do it."

For years, Jonah Hex was DC comics' best selling comic. The movie got him so stupidly and bizarrely wrong.

I too loved Haunted Tank.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 06:04 PM (2VST1)

417 408 Haunted Tank was one I NEVER missed....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025

***
Was that something involving Col. Jeb Stuart's ghost? Sounds familiar.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (omVj0)

Yup.... M3 Light Tank in WW2 is Haunted by the ghost of JEB Stuart...

and the M3 is suddenly able to take out Tigers and Panthers....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 06:05 PM (mP0Kj)

418 Damn....just read that George Wendt passed away. Farewell, Norm.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 20, 2025 06:05 PM (5xuJ/)

419 Any comic book with the male hero in tight spandex is totally ghey. I stuck with horror comics, SGT Rock, Weird War Tales and Jonah Hex. Hex was a favorite of mine, because of his philosophy "I'll stick to my code, if I have to kill every last man, woman and child in town to do it."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2025 06:00 PM (y9nCu)

Haunted Tank was one I NEVER missed....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 06:01 PM (mP0Kj)

Sgt Fury and his Howling Commandos FTW. Howling is better than quiet commandos.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2025 06:05 PM (8avO+)

420
Sgt. Pepper was the downfall. Loved everything the Beatles did before that.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 06:05 PM (j4U/Z)

421
😲 PIPER!
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 05:39 PM (MGB5H)

I know, right? It was terrible of me.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 06:05 PM (pZEOD)

422 Second Hand Lions.... great writing... really good acting.

Terrific movie, love the writing. Hard to go wrong with Caine and Duvall though. Even the little kid, I usually cannot stand little kids in movies, he was really well done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 06:06 PM (2VST1)

423 The finale is grim, but it's also absolutely perfect that a proper woman of the late 1800's would refer to a man as "trash" if he didn't have the courtesy to stand up when he spoke to her. A big part of her grit was that she had no mercy, and no pretense. She didn't care that he had been part of the James gang, she spoke properly to the man who treated her with civility.

That one scene tells you as much about her character as the rest of the movie does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2025


***
Oh, I agree 100%. (Though Kim's Mattie calls more than one person in her film "trash" too.) It's just that the original film has an uplifting coda, and the remake does not. So I have enormous affection for the original. Too many novels and films are downbeat today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 06:06 PM (omVj0)

424 Oh, and bang Jane Fonda in Klute.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Oh, I just threw up.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 06:07 PM (j4U/Z)

425 Second Hand Lions.... great writing... really good acting.
*
Terrific movie, love the writing. Hard to go wrong with Caine and Duvall though. Even the little kid, I usually cannot stand little kids in movies, he was really well done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025


***
Superb film. I need to get it from the library. Miss Linda will love the lion!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 06:07 PM (omVj0)

426 Michelle Pfeiffer in 'Tequila Sunrise' was peak Pfeiffer. Movie was ok. Solid action flick. Pretty good cast. Mel Gibson, Kurt Russell, Raul Julia, & JT Walsh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2025 06:07 PM (sAmhv)

427 Michelle Pfeiffer in 'Tequila Sunrise' was peak Pfeiffer. Movie was ok.

One of Raul Julia's better roles, he was always great though. Wish he'd had more of a career. Solid and entertaining but very 80s movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 06:09 PM (2VST1)

428 Terrific movie, love the writing. Hard to go wrong with Caine and Duvall though. Even the little kid, I usually cannot stand little kids in movies, he was really well done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 06:06 PM (2VST1)

Even the clueless Mom was well cast IMO...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2025 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)

429 You're free to believe what you want. Even when you're wrong.

Which you are.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2025 06:02 PM (yP8yc)
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Your position is anti-logical and conflicts with readily available evidence. They were not "right," they were Communist agit-prop that were fine with the Soviets taking over the world, so long as they were left alone.

Vietnam was a strategic blunder, and one Kissinger rightly tried to get us out of - but the "anti-war" side didn't want the war to end, they wanted an American strategic defeat.

And, when the same actors were in positions of power, they thought nothing of throwing American might around in pointless wars in Somalia and Serbia.

Bill Clinton was their avatar - war is bad when I am being drafted, but it's fine when I am in charge of it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2025 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

430 Quick Hits nood

Time for me to look in my fridge and see what I can cobble together for dinner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2025 06:10 PM (omVj0)

431 Robert Duvall is a legend. Hard to pick a favorite film. But my wife and I believe Secondhand Lions was superb. We raised boys, and we lament the dearth of any movie portraying strong male characters raising a boy to become a man. that one was a rare breath of fresh air.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2025 06:12 PM (0aYVJ)

432 398 Was she not hot in anything? Loved her in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I would have loved to adjusted her breasts...

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 06:13 PM (j4U/Z)

433 NM in 2020 sucked. Mayor of Grants tried to open for business, and our petty tyrant of a Governor shut him down. He did call her “Governor Wuhan” so there’s that.

Posted by: Oso loco at May 20, 2025 06:14 PM (ILafk)

434 Here at the AOSHQ, movie threads are like a training ground for the cruelty black belt.

I guess if you pay to see streaming content or shuck out the green at a theatre, cruelty fees are a percentage of the admission.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2025 06:20 PM (zKVqU)

435 431 Robert Duvall is a legend. Hard to pick a favorite film. But my wife and I believe Secondhand Lions was superb. We raised boys, and we lament the dearth of any movie portraying strong male characters raising a boy to become a man. that one was a rare breath of fresh air.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2025 06:12 PM (0aYVJ)

That is one of my favorite movies! Duvall and Michael Caine (and Jasmine the lion) were fantastic!! If you haven't seen it, find it on streaming or borrow it from the library on DVD!

Posted by: moki at May 20, 2025 06:35 PM (wLjpr)

436 Fag.

Okay. I said it. It's okay to say Merry Christmas again, can I say fag????

Posted by: Sheesh at May 20, 2025 06:40 PM (YrUlT)

437 Maybe they should have titled it "The Fabulous Four"

Posted by: FABULOUS at May 20, 2025 07:10 PM (fBlmV)

438 45 - absolutely. Dr. Doom.

Posted by: Vivi at May 20, 2025 07:22 PM (cpunl)

439 "Nancy Mace has got to be the most pathologically attention-seeking women to have ever lived."

Being a New Yorker, you have absolutely no clue what it means to go through The Citadel, earn your college degree and be the first woman to do it. I've personally known both male graduates that made it and a guy that didn't. It's the West Point of the Deeper South. My daughter in law is a graduate. Nancy Mace has my deepest respect. Of course she doesn't fit in with the vast majority of ass clowns in Congress. That's a very good thing.

Posted by: The Guy at May 20, 2025 07:23 PM (CEKnM)

440 According to Box Office Mojo, Thunderbirds has already grossed over $328,000,000. This is not "a sub-$300 haul."

It is an enjoyable film.

Deal with it.

Posted by: NCC at May 20, 2025 07:59 PM (N+xCD)

441 Is he still running around in a t-shirt promoting how he wants to transition and sleep with children?

Posted by: Rbastid at May 20, 2025 10:07 PM (9Y9En)

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