DOJ Charges One of the Democrats Who Attacked Guards at the Newark ICE Facility

It's just been revoked.

Dem Rep. LaMonica McIver charged with assaulting officers during ICE protest

Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver has been charged with assaulting and obstructing law enforcement during a protest at a Newark ICE facility. U.S. Attorney Alina Habba announced the charge Monday and said McIver declined repeated chances to resolve the issue.
Key Details:
Acting U.S. Attorney Alina Habba said McIver "assaulted, impeded, and interfered with law enforcement" in violation of Title 18, U.S. Code § 111(a)(1) during the May 9th standoff at Delaney Hall.
Habba emphasized she gave McIver "every opportunity to come to a resolution" before filing charges, stating: "No one is above the law -- politicians or otherwise."
Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, arrested the same day for alleged trespassing, will not be prosecuted. Habba said the dismissal was made "for the sake of moving forward."
Diving Deeper:
Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver of New Jersey is now facing federal criminal charges for her conduct during a tense confrontation outside the Delaney Hall Detention Center in Newark earlier this month. Acting U.S. Attorney Alina Habba announced the charge Monday, saying McIver violated Title 18, Section 111(a)(1) of the U.S. Code by "assaulting, impeding, and interfering with law enforcement."
That May 9th incident saw several Democrat officials gather outside the ICE-contracted facility, where tensions boiled over and ended in the arrest of Newark Mayor Ras Baraka for alleged trespassing.
Habba, who previously served as President Donald Trump's personal attorney, stressed that she had worked to avoid bringing charges but was left with no choice. "I have persistently made efforts to address these issues without bringing criminal charges and have given Representative McIver every opportunity to come to a resolution, but she has unfortunately declined," she said in a statement.
"No one is above the law--politicians or otherwise," Habba continued. "It is the job of this office to uphold justice impartially, regardless of who you are. Now we will let the justice system work."

Fake news MSNBC is having a MELTDOWN after charges were filed against Rep. LaMonica McIver for violently breaking into an ICE detention center in NJ and assaulting officerspic.twitter.com/tn5mVhRLGH
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 20, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 12:15 PM

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1 As it should be.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

2 FIRST

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

3 I informed the ranters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 12:16 PM (ExV1e)

4 "Did I say judges are incapable of breaking the law? I mean members of the House!"
-the left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

5 ICE ICE baby.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:17 PM (YMw6T)

6 I wonder what the resolution was between the DoJ and the Mayor was.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 12:17 PM (D7oie)

7 Ace, be sure to catch Megyn Kelly's show today - right now she is eviscerating - oops, I mean interviewing- Jake Tapper about his Biden book.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2025 12:18 PM (iTeqp)

8 DOJ Charges One of the Democrats Who Attacked Guards at the Newark ICE Facility

Sounds insurrection-y.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2025 12:18 PM (fL/bX)

9 Hubba hubba Habba!

Posted by: Greenland Liberation Front at May 20, 2025 12:18 PM (l3YAf)

10 Trump is going to put y'all in chains!

A good start, this.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 20, 2025 12:18 PM (w9Wax)

11
Wachoo think I am? We wuz preforming oversite! We is CongressCows!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:18 PM (xG4kz)

12 Not fast enough! Took more than a day! Habba has been compromised! Somebody threatened her!

Posted by: Am I doing this right? at May 20, 2025 12:18 PM (1m82a)

13 No Jake Tapper thread today?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:19 PM (YMw6T)

14 A few comments:

1. This is a great development. Do I think anything will actually come of it? No. Not even a slap on the wrist. But a guy can dream. If nothing else, the process is the punishment. Drag this moist skag through the mud and make her life as miserable as possible.

2. Hold immediate votes to expel her from Congress.

3. Why only her? The riot is all on video. I wouldn't even say that McIver is the most violent of all those there. It was a full-blown riot.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

15 Afternoon ace. They probably dropped the trespassing charge against Baraka in order to make the New Jersey governor's race an even bigger mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 12:19 PM (ef25Y)

16 That May 9th incident saw several Democrat officials gather outside the ICE-contracted facility, where tensions boiled over and ended in the arrest of Newark Mayor Ras Baraka for alleged trespassing.

Ah, tensions boiled over. It wasn't that one side attacked those carrying out their constitutionally mandated task, it was those darn tensions and their damn boiling over.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 12:19 PM (s8j++)

17 Hi Ace
It's Tuesday.
Should I go to the pool or hang around here? It's dropped back into the 50's here so less ambition.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2025 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)

18 Habba could get me to confess to just about anything with certain techniques.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2025 12:20 PM (1m82a)

19 Odds the charges will be dismissed by the judge?

Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2025 12:20 PM (GM3CZ)

20 Although I'm encouraged by this, the size of the Reckoning necessary is yuuuge. There are so many who FO and need to FO.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 20, 2025 12:20 PM (bNf8H)

21 Now charge that smug b*stard Comey.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2025 12:20 PM (lJ0H4)

22 J6ers had pepper spray lobbed at them while standing outside.

Doesn't LaMonica "Love Handles" McIver deserver as much?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2025 12:21 PM (N39Ws)

23 Damn willowed again. This one I should have seen coming.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2025 12:21 PM (VofaG)

24 Habba emphasized she gave McIver "every opportunity to come to a resolution" before filing charges, stating: "No one is above the law -- politicians or otherwise."

=======

So, McIver is a racist black lady who thinks that anything she does is morally just and the criminal code should bend to her whims and fancies.

I am aghast at this development.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

25 Hubba Habba yabbos.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

26
Drag this moist skag through the mud and make her life as miserable as possible.

Dragging through mud is fine, but NOT through flour!

For the love of G*d, anything but flour!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:21 PM (xG4kz)

27 Speaker Johnson, so, what's up? Checking your notes on the House's actions last time a member got tangled up with the law?

Well?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2025 12:22 PM (1m82a)

28 So, McIver is a racist black lady who thinks that anything she does is morally just and the criminal code should bend to her whims and fancies.

I am aghast at this development.

The word "lady" is doing some heavy lifting here.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 12:22 PM (s8j++)

29 Now charge that smug b*stard Comey.
Posted by: Tuna

Yes!
Threatening the POTUS is a crime last I looked.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2025 12:22 PM (BT7Y6)

30 28 So, McIver is a racist black lady who thinks that anything she does is morally just and the criminal code should bend to her whims and fancies.

I am aghast at this development.

The word "lady" is doing some heavy lifting here.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 12:22 PM (s8j++)

=======

She is shaped more like a pear, it's true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

31 Swalwell threw a fit, screeching about "targeting political enemies" and "crossing a red line". Everyone laughed at him and reminded him that we was caught sleeping with an enemy spy.

The dude is so pathetic and weak, but his voters are worse by far. They know every awful thing about him and can't wait to put him back in power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:22 PM (2VST1)

32 This is wrong, and a distraction! We should be focused on thoughts and prayers for President Biden's recovery! Focus on going forward, not looking backwards!!!

Posted by: Hakeem J. at May 20, 2025 12:22 PM (elO/o)

33 I thin I saw LaMonica's big ass up in that Dove Soap commercial.

Go big girl, what you gon' do?
Go big girl, what you gon' do?
What you wanna do, hey, what you wanna do?
What you wanna do, what you wanna do?

Posted by: Black Dave at May 20, 2025 12:22 PM (xofCm)

34 This obvious use of lawfare by Drumph is an outright attack against our precious democracy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (Vyll1)

35 I like how the same people who think "the emoluments clause" affects the US getting a jet from Qatar for government use also think that another clause meant to stop the executive from arresting members of the legislature Charles I/George III style somehow allows a member of Congress to riot if they are carrying out "valid legislative duties".

Posted by: The Lower Depths at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (Dg7ng)

36 Now charge that smug b*stard Comey.
Posted by: Tuna
......

The Kelp Scented Oceanic Philosopher?

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

37 Drag this moist skag through the mud and make her life as miserable as possible.

It's interesting that humidity plays such a key role in our discussions.

Compare "moist skag" and "moistened bint".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (s8j++)

38 seems wrong to imprison a water buffalo

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (Pv3Rg)

39 Wasn't she the one at the time saying "I can do whatever I want!"

But there are consequences ... bitch.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (vbXSk)

40 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (ypFCm)

41 Feel the burn LaMonikka!

Posted by: J6ers at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (J/v2z)

42 Tapper is on Megyn Kelly right now. What a punk m-fer. He's all "I wish I had covered Biden better." "It's with great humility..." etc.

I'd respect him more (if at all), if he just said he didn't want Trump to win so gaslit, ran interference, etc.

This stupid pose like he didn't know is nauseating and all because he's trying to sell the book is awful.

Unctuous isn't a word used much anymore but it describes Tapper perfectly.

Posted by: Lex at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (l5xX+)

43 Habba! Hubba, hubba!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:24 PM (pohLc)

44 Sentence her to 2 weeks of picking up trash on the NJ Thruway.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at May 20, 2025 12:24 PM (Xb8/0)

45 Nobody ....

*slips on shades*

is above the law.

Posted by: Horatio Caine at May 20, 2025 12:24 PM (viF8m)

46 42 Tapper is on Megyn Kelly right now. What a punk m-fer. He's all "I wish I had covered Biden better." "It's with great humility..." etc.

I'd respect him more (if at all), if he just said he didn't want Trump to win so gaslit, ran interference, etc.

This stupid pose like he didn't know is nauseating and all because he's trying to sell the book is awful.

Unctuous isn't a word used much anymore but it describes Tapper perfectly.
Posted by: Lex at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (l5xX+)

========

"You lied for months on a key issue that you now want to atone for. You only started atoning after he dropped out of the race. What else are you lying about, and why should I believe you?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

47 The Trump Administration has done a tremendous amount of good things, but ending Democrat immunity has to be at the top of the list. Is a major crackdown on the Antifa terror group in the cards?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2025 12:25 PM (WWpK6)

48 They've already erected a statue of her in Times Square

Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2025 12:25 PM (GM3CZ)

49
Daryle Lamonica?

The "Mad Bomber" has passed on -- let him rest in peace!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:25 PM (xG4kz)

50 Bint is farsi i think, for a young single woman.

The type that hang about in ponds distributing swords...

Posted by: I dunno people. at May 20, 2025 12:25 PM (KgBkP)

51 I was very sorry to hear that MacGyver has been arrested.. 😔

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at May 20, 2025 12:25 PM (l3YAf)

52 LaMonica is capable of the old body slam, being of the plus size variety. As Arnold Stang used to say "what a chunk of chocolate".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (gm9Sb)

53 No Jake Tapper thread today?
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

Feel free to give him a bunch of shit anyway.
Every thread is a Jake Tapper thread.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

54 May the Tentpole of Justice get shoved up her felonious keister.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

55 Now - hold her for years without a trial in the most dangerous and unhealthy conditions the US Bureau of Prisons can provide. If she ever gets to trial, I want to see a haggard, haunted woman shamble into the courtroom.

It's time to give Democrats a taste of their own medicine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (BI5O2)

56 Drag this moist skag through the mud and make her life as miserable as possible.

It's interesting that humidity plays such a key role in our discussions.

Compare "moist skag" and "moistened bint".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 12:23 PM (s8j++)
_____

There's surveys saying that women hate the word "moist." Never mind that a good portion of food advertisement and promotion relies on the word. Whatevs. If women hate the word so much, I figured it was good cruel style to use it to describe this ... MOIST skag.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

57 Bob Menendez Jr swung his arms around, too. Must have missed.

Posted by: huerfano at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (n2swS)

58
I bet she gets reparations for this.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (j4U/Z)

59 "You lied for months on a key issue that you now want to atone for. You only started atoning after he dropped out of the race. What else are you lying about, and why should I believe you?"

The start of atonement is an acknowledgement of what you've done wrong. But he ISN'T atoning. He denies any intent; he just wished he'd done a better job. No, MFer, you did a great job at what you intended to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (s8j++)

60 Dear hacks, escuchan y repitan, "Lo siento mucho."

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 20, 2025 12:27 PM (QSrLX)

61 48 They've already erected a statue of her in Times Square
Posted by: Josephistan at May 20, 2025 12:25 PM (GM3CZ)

Truly pathetic and shameful. The metallic equivalent of Nekkid Lardass On Ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:27 PM (pohLc)

62 The question is what's worse for MacIver a prison sentence or home confinement, in Newark? A white collar fed prison might be nicer than Newark

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 12:27 PM (ef25Y)

63 Are there any young, skinny black women in the democrat party?

Posted by: KFC at May 20, 2025 12:27 PM (xofCm)

64 Bint is farsi i think, for a young single woman.
Posted by: I dunno people.

It's Arabic. The female version of "bin" or "ibn."

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

65 59 The start of atonement is an acknowledgement of what you've done wrong. But he ISN'T atoning. He denies any intent; he just wished he'd done a better job. No, MFer, you did a great job at what you intended to do.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 12:26 PM (s8j++)

======

Talking heads are a dime a dozen.

There should be no allowance for atonement from the public. He should be jettisoned without second thought.

Atonement is between him and God.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

66 Heap big congresswoman.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 20, 2025 12:28 PM (UBKzV)

67 Is a major crackdown on the Antifa terror group in the cards?

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 20, 2025 12:28 PM (/cLvc)

68 I was very sorry to hear that MacGyver has been arrested.

I'm sure he'll devise some method of escape.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

69 It's a good thing Congress has standards.

Posted by: George Santos at May 20, 2025 12:29 PM (GD2xa)

70 Somebody will say it so I guess I'll go. LaMonica inspired the Jimmy Castor Bunch for the Bertha Butt Boogie.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 20, 2025 12:29 PM (gm9Sb)

71 Are there any young, skinny black women in the democrat party?
Posted by: KFC
......

No, and it's all your fault. Buckets of chicken are just a snack to them.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

72
LaMonica McIver

She was on Big Mike's "A" list and so was given the information to contact Omar the Tentmaker in order to dress herself out in the finest canvas apparel on the market.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:30 PM (xG4kz)

73 Unctuous isn't a word used much anymore but it describes Tapper perfectly.
==
In my humble opinion, he has invented a new sin. Tappering.
He lied. Now lies about his former lying in a book that he expects to profit from. I am stunning by the creation of a new flavor of evil. I would not want to be in the same room with him. He is on a bad bad road.

Posted by: Repent Tapper you idiot at May 20, 2025 12:30 PM (KgBkP)

74 46. He has no credibility, but his ego is larger than his capacity for shame. That describes pretty much all of the modern Left (and some of the right too).

Posted by: Lex at May 20, 2025 12:30 PM (l5xX+)

75 Tapper is on Megyn Kelly right now.

I only know these two because of this place. Tapper is a dishonest idiot - par for the course with journalists - and Kelly may, or may not, still be hot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2025 12:30 PM (ExV1e)

76 Is a major crackdown on the Antifa terror group in the cards?

STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 20, 2025 12:28 PM (/cLvc)

Ooh, extra irony with this one! *golf clap*

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 20, 2025 12:30 PM (l3YAf)

77 It was me. (Shows Alina Habba tally-whacker mole)

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 20, 2025 12:30 PM (hirWM)

78 Or better yet, just send out a DoJ spokesman to say "whoops, we lost LaMonica. Can't find her anywhere. What an awful mishap."

Then make sure it mishappens again with five or six other Democrat officials. See if that shuts 'em up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2025 12:31 PM (BI5O2)

79 >>Are there any young, skinny black women in the democrat party?

Not for long.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 12:31 PM (SIRiz)

80 I wonder what Donkey Chompers or Hakeem Jeffries has to say about this?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 20, 2025 12:31 PM (luW68)

81 I worry that arresting this congressbeast won’t meet the equity standard.

They should also arrest someone white to show that justice is for everyone.

Comey’s white.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2025 12:31 PM (jbnUc)

82 ...why is it always black women?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:31 PM (2VST1)

83 >>Somebody will say it so I guess I'll go. LaMonica inspired the Jimmy Castor Bunch for the Bertha Butt Boogie.

Nice Funk ref.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 12:31 PM (SIRiz)

84 I remember after the debate when many, including me, were surprised at how comparatively even-handed Tapper was. I think it's pretty obvious now that he knew Biden was a looming catastrophe for the Dems, and that's why he didn't try to help him out more as he usually did.

I really hope this means the GOP will finally grow a pair and say "no more MFM hosts at debates".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2025 12:32 PM (s8j++)

85 Amazes me how Trump continuously surrounds himself with beautiful, intelligent, competent women.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:32 PM (pohLc)

86 Fat women never go on hunger strikes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:32 PM (YMw6T)

87 FAFO.

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 12:32 PM (TN0g+)

88
I was very sorry to hear that MacGyver has been arrested.

I'm sure he'll devise some method of escape.
Posted by: Bulg

Chewing gum and a toothpick.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

89 ...why is it always black women?
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"Fundamentally non-serious".

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

90 These idiots would have been better off storming Prudential Center, while the New Jersey Devils were playing in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

It might have invigorated the team to perform better.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (Vyll1)

91
I plead no contest but accept the sentence of 3 months at the Virgin Island Beach House with no cut in salary but a limit of 3 foofy blender drinks per day starting at 3 pm.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (j4U/Z)

92
Bob Menendez Jr swung his arms around, too. Must have missed.
Posted by: huerfano

The gold bars in his pockets, gifted to him out of his Daddy's horde, prevented him from lifting his arms fully.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (xG4kz)

93 Weird headline, Ace...why couldn't you have something more fair, and neutral, like MSNBC?

Democratic Rep. LaMonica McIver charged after visiting ICE facility in New Jersey
After the Trump administration charged a sitting judge and a sitting mayor in separate cases, a Democratic member of Congress has joined the list.

Trump pardoned Jan 6th police killers, but "Assaults on federal law enforcement will not be tolerated,” Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said in a post on X. “This Administration will always protect those who work tirelessly to keep America safe.

'Red line has been crossed': Trump accused of filing 'bogus charges' to 'intimidate' Dems. Will anything be done, Dem leadership? When you make a threat, you better back it up

Quick, draw another red line! Stop barking and bite, for the love of God. Please. Just once, and this shit will stop.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (O3klv)

94 Maher is on Ann Coulter >> Tapper is on Megyn Kelly

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (w9Wax)

95 Chewing gum and a toothpick.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

Too easy. A nail clipping and a booger.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:34 PM (pohLc)

96 There's surveys saying that women hate the word "moist."
==
Yup, doesn't really do justice to the thang, like "sploosh" does.

Posted by: Pam at May 20, 2025 12:34 PM (KgBkP)

97 Are there any young, skinny black women in the democrat party?
Posted by: KFC
________

No. The Democrap party is the party of the undesirable, the unloved, the insecure, the mentally ill, the fat, the ugly, the fugly, and the moist. It doesn't attract many desirable, attractive people. Look at all the Democrap rallies, riots, gatherings, and cannibal sacrifices. Wall to wall hideousness.

Hollywood starlet shitbrains are in a different category.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

98 Fat women never go on hunger strikes.
Posted by: Boss Moss

True. But we are harder to kidnap. So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2025 12:34 PM (2J/Lj)

99 Coulter has a podcast?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:34 PM (YMw6T)

100 Hey, I give them credit for actually doing something physical in service of their constituents. The worthless, soft-handed faggots on our side would never stoop to such things. Icky!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 20, 2025 12:34 PM (+FH6r)

101 I love when people do analysis of McGuyver's gadgeteering ideas. Most of them work okay, but some are just plausible and almost could work but not the way he did it. It was a pretty well done show in terms of ideas; maybe you couldn't exactly do that, but it was convincing and the idea was sound even if not the way shown.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:35 PM (2VST1)

102 94 Maher is on Ann Coulter >> Tapper is on Megyn Kelly

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (w9Wax)

I'd rather be on Selma Hayek...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 12:35 PM (wtvvX)

103 Daryle Lamonica?

The "Mad Bomber" has passed on -- let him rest in peace!
----------
Cliff Branch hardest hit.

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 12:35 PM (TN0g+)

104 This is a force multiplier. One prosecution of a congress critter for what a lot of people view as a minor offense, not me, will drive the Dems by distraction and make them do dumber things. It also will split a few more people from the Dems. A few more of these and the big things will take care of themselves

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 12:36 PM (ef25Y)

105 Amazes me how Trump continuously surrounds himself with beautiful, intelligent, competent women.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
.......

It's one of his super powers.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

106
Ewok is up early.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2025 12:36 PM (y9nCu)

107 This is all "do nothing, fox news loving, Pam Blondi's fault.

You heard it here first!

Posted by: KwaK! at May 20, 2025 12:36 PM (89Sog)

108 Ratchet around, find out...

but seriously.. she'll plea bargain to some weak sauce that involves community service and probation.

Posted by: McCool at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (3vVea)

109
Chewing gum and a toothpick.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

In a pinch, the paper-backed foil of the gum wrapper can be pressed into use as a serviceable solder! You'll need a match and a plastic straw to bring it up to melting temperature, however.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (xG4kz)

110 Boss Moss

True. But we are harder to kidnap. So we've got that going for us.
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We will happily pay you to keep her ...

Posted by: Ransom of Red Chief at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (KgBkP)

111
Democrat Rep. LaMonica "Tubby" McIver and other congress-creatures have shrieked that Congress has oversight authority that allows members of Congress to inspect any ICE facility. I don't know exactly how that works, but I would assume there is a procedure to follow, for them to gain access. I would further assume that the procedure does not include pushing into the facility with a mob of 'activists' behind a bus of detainees when the gate is opened for the bus.

Cheap stunt. I wonder what her constituents think about her going the extra mile for their intended replacements? Someone should ask them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (xPNeT)

112 I love when people do analysis of McGuyver's gadgeteering ideas. Most of them work okay, but some are just plausible and almost could work but not the way he did it. It was a pretty well done show in terms of ideas; maybe you couldn't exactly do that, but it was convincing and the idea was sound even if not the way shown.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:35 PM (2VST1)
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Woulda been so much easier if the guy just carried a fucking gun. Ya know? Then he wouldn't have to hotwire a McDonald's fryer into a leftover bag of carrots that shoots hardened condoms at the bad guys.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

113 South African news

350,000 chickens had to be euthanized after the government owned Daybreak Farms somehow managed to run out of money to feed the chickens and pay the employees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (4vgpN)

114 93 'Red line has been crossed': Trump accused of filing 'bogus charges' to 'intimidate' Dems. Will anything be done, Dem leadership? When you make a threat, you better back it up

Quick, draw another red line! Stop barking and bite, for the love of God. Please. Just once, and this shit will stop.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (O3klv)

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You know what Democrats need to do now?

Escalate things while the DOJ is in the hands of the opposition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

115 Joe Rogaine interviewed soneone I have heard of last week. Zawee Hawass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:38 PM (YMw6T)

116 Has been charged or will be charged?

'Cause recent article I read said she hasn't been actually charged yet, only that it was announced that she would be charged.

You should see the word salad the Rep spews on CNN:

the DOJ wanted me to admit to what I didn't do and and didn't do anything so I'm not going to admit to what I didn't do because you can't force me to admit to something I didn't do since I didn't do anything and besides I had a right to be there.

I read that as the DOJ said, "If you will just apologize to the officer, we will drop all charges."
And she told them to fuck off. Betting she used those exact words, classy bitch and all she is.

Also: I didn't know "right to be there" gives one a right to assault a law enforcement officer.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 12:38 PM (cmj/V)

117 Nobody ....

*slips on shades*

is above the law.
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YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Posted by: Roger Daltry at May 20, 2025 12:38 PM (TN0g+)

118 113 South African news

350,000 chickens had to be euthanized after the government owned Daybreak Farms somehow managed to run out of money to feed the chickens and pay the employees.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (4vgpN)

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"The Boers didn't leave enough cash to feed the chickens! Kill more Boers!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

119 94 Maher is on Ann Coulter
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Not the first time.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (j4U/Z)

120 @103 ticked me off that Cliff Branch got elected to the HoF , two years after he died. Should have been in years ago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (ef25Y)

121 Will the judge dismiss it or some other shenanigans?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (Hkcdp)

122 119 94 Maher is on Ann Coulter
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Not the first time.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (j4U/Z)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

123 But but but Democratic Immunity!

It's just been revoked. -ace-

Crazy old leftist Danny Glover would hate seeing you use that line.
Suitably cruel.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (FCbAQ)

124 I'm trying to imagine how the Key and Peele substitute teacher would pronounce Lamonica.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (kTd/k)

125 >>.why is it always black women?

Because for many years they have treated as untouchables. Allowed to amp up the crazy and get away with stuff no other group would be allowed to get away with for fear of being called racist or a woman hater.

Hopefully, are at the end of that bullshit.

Posted by: Horatio Caine at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (viF8m)

126 115 Joe Rogaine interviewed soneone I have heard of last week. Zawee Hawass.

Antiquities Minister of Egypt IIRC.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (pohLc)

127 but seriously.. she'll plea bargain to some weak sauce that involves community service and probation.
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It is probably an agreement not to prosecute in exchange for, public apology, compensation to the assaulted officers, and conditions on not appearing in such locations again for next 4 years.

Posted by: Ransom of Red Chief at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (KgBkP)

128 Joe Biden taught me that dead chickens dob't lay eggs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (YMw6T)

129 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (viF8m)

130 >350,000 chickens had to be euthanized after the government owned Daybreak Farms somehow managed to run out of money to feed the chickens and pay the employees.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (4vgpN)

They were found cannibalizing each other, which is truly horrific. Who knew that chickens need to eat?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (Hi+Ig)

131 I watched the new version of McGuyver and the escapes were pretty unbelievable but he was very nice to look at.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

132 The price of South African eggs are going through the roof!

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (v0R5T)

133 103 Daryle Lamonica?

The "Mad Bomber" has passed on -- let him rest in peace!
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Cliff Branch hardest hit.

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 12:35 PM (TN0g+)

And they had Biletnikoff, too. Damn!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (wtvvX)

134 350,000 chickens had to be euthanized after the government owned Daybreak Farms somehow managed to run out of money to feed the chickens and pay the employees.

Why didn't they just open the gates: they can find food or get eaten. Why kill them?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (2VST1)

135 Maher is on Ann Coulter
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Not the first time.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (j4U/Z)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

Maher's too lazy to be on top.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (MGB5H)

136 Will the judge dismiss it or some other shenanigans?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (Hkcdp)

Of course, which is why I recommend disappearances.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (BI5O2)

137 Democratic Rep. LaMonica McIver charged after visiting ICE facility in New Jersey
After the Trump administration charged a sitting judge and a sitting mayor in separate cases, a Democratic member of Congress has joined the list.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2025 12:33 PM (O3klv)
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If assaulting a federal officer is now "visiting" then I definitely have more than a few cordless hole punchers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (tT6L1)

138 125 Because for many years they have treated as untouchables. Allowed to amp up the crazy and get away with stuff no other group would be allowed to get away with for fear of being called racist or a woman hater.

Hopefully, are at the end of that bullshit.
Posted by: Horatio Caine at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (viF8m)

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McIver represents NJ-10, a part of Newark.

Deep blue enclave. 48% black. Urban center.

I note it only in passing with nothing else to add.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

139 Amazes me how Trump continuously surrounds himself with beautiful, intelligent, competent women.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

How many binder must Trump have had!?!?!?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (O3klv)

140 How soon does some Commissar Judge let's them off with apologies they were held?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (ypFCm)

141 I'm trying to imagine how the Key and Peele substitute teacher would pronounce Lamonica.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (kTd/k)

Lamb on eeka

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (MGB5H)

142
There's surveys saying that women hate the word "moist."

"Dewy" suits them.

The roiling cataract of liquid raging through the dewy cleavage of her pendulous breasts put floods in the Grand Canyon of the Colorado to shame.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (xG4kz)

143 “tensions boiled over”

How perfectly passive that description is!

No, she slugged ICE officers on camera.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (Hkcdp)

144
@103 ticked me off that Cliff Branch got elected to the HoF , two years after he died. Should have been in years ago
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (ef25Y)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Pete Rose at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (y9nCu)

145 sadly, no New Jersey jury will ever convict a Democrat of assaulting a police officer

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (V6W16)

146 Not the first time.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (j4U/Z)

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I don't get it.
==
When a degenerate loves another degenerate very much, after drinks they copulate like frogs

Posted by: So there at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (KgBkP)

147 113 South African news

350,000 chickens had to be euthanized after the government owned Daybreak Farms somehow managed to run out of money to feed the chickens and pay the employees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (4vgpN)

WHY NOT JUST PAY THE EMPLOYEES WITH CHICKENS???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (wtvvX)

148 Because for many years they have treated as untouchables. Allowed to amp up the crazy and get away with stuff no other group would be allowed to get away with for fear of being called racist or a woman hater.

Hopefully, are at the end of that bullshit.
Posted by: Horatio Caine at May 20, 2025 12:39 PM (viF8m)

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McIver represents NJ-10, a part of Newark.

Deep blue enclave. 48% black. Urban center.

I note it only in passing with nothing else to add.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)
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The 48% percent black probably casts 95% of the votes

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

149 In a pinch, the paper-backed foil of the gum wrapper can be pressed into use as a serviceable solder! You'll need a match and a plastic straw to bring it up to melting temperature, however.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:37 PM (xG4kz)

I don't think they still make foil-backed gum wrappers anymore. I admit I got the instrument cluster of my Mom's Fiesta working once that way, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (D7oie)

150 They were found cannibalizing each other, which is truly horrific.

Chickens will eat anything, even each other, their own chicks, etc. They are ruthless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (2VST1)

151 sadly, no New Jersey jury will ever convict a Democrat of assaulting a police officer
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The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 12:43 PM (TN0g+)

152 Are there any skinny black women in the Democratic party?
Sure, Don Lemon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 12:43 PM (ef25Y)

153 McIver represents NJ-10, a part of Newark.
Deep blue enclave. 48% black. Urban center.
I note it only in passing with nothing else to add.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

So what if it is federal court, same issues?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 12:43 PM (D7oie)

154 Dewy" suits them.

The roiling cataract of liquid raging through the dewy cleavage of her pendulous breasts put floods in the Grand Canyon of the Colorado to shame.
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Sploosh has always worked for me, just saying

Posted by: Pam at May 20, 2025 12:43 PM (KgBkP)

155 >>Chickens will eat anything, even each other, their own chicks, etc. They are ruthless.

So they are like liberal women.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:43 PM (viF8m)

156 153 McIver represents NJ-10, a part of Newark.
Deep blue enclave. 48% black. Urban center.
I note it only in passing with nothing else to add.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

So what if it is federal court, same issues?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 12:43 PM (D7oie)

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In regards to these charges? Which are being brought in DC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

157 If one baby chick is weak or infirm the rest of them will peck them to death.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:44 PM (YMw6T)

158 No. The Democrap party is the party of the undesirable, the unloved, the insecure, the mentally ill, the fat, the ugly, the fugly, and the moist. It doesn't attract many desirable, attractive people. Look at all the Democrap rallies, riots, gatherings, and cannibal sacrifices. Wall to wall hideousness.
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Totes wall-to-wall Pop Tarts.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 20, 2025 12:44 PM (n17eQ)

159 I don't get it.
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Maher rode Coulter's d*ck.

Posted by: Ghoulposts at May 20, 2025 12:44 PM (qUkBO)

160 Maher's too lazy to be on top.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (MGB5H)

Hey, if I’m paying whores good money, they should do all of the work!

Posted by: Bill Maher at May 20, 2025 12:44 PM (l3YAf)

161
I have an idea for an app for MAGA government officials. It has a handful of canned responses to stupid Dem questions about legit MAGA activities. The responses are all little video and sound bites of Democrat hypocrites and idiots of various stripes.

Letitia James saying "No one is above the law" would be at the top.

Alina Habba opens her phone, walks down a hall full of reporters looping "No one is above the law. No one is above the law. No one is above the law."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 20, 2025 12:44 PM (n7rxJ)

162 132 The price of South African eggs are going through the roof!
Posted by: wth

Damn you Trump! Kill the Boer! The chicken farmer! The orange man!

Posted by: African National Congress (ANC) at May 20, 2025 12:44 PM (O3klv)

163 Helena Handbasket told me that chickens need protein which is why they need to,eat bugs. I had no idea.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2025 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)

164 She should be arrested and be prosecuted to the fullest of the law.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (xh4bt)

165 They were found cannibalizing each other, which is truly horrific.

Chickens will eat anything, even each other, their own chicks, etc. They are ruthless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
......

Think I'll have a chicken sandwich for lunch. Bastards.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

166 Chickens are greedy and not too bright. A mean pre teen boy can have a lot of fun with a fishing pole and a kernal of corn drilled through and a flock of chickens. That is, until your Grandmother catches you.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (pohLc)

167 Ilhan Omar is skinny

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (Hkcdp)

168 Are there any skinny black women in the Democratic party?
Sure, Don Lemon
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I was thinking Barky Oblabo.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (2J/Lj)

169 >Why didn't they just open the gates: they can find food or get eaten. Why kill them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:40 PM (2VST1)

The ones who weren't dead were riddled with holes from the others tearing off some chunks to eat.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (WJxAv)

170 They were found cannibalizing each other, which is truly horrific.

Chickens will eat anything, even each other, their own chicks, etc. They are ruthless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (2VST1)
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That's true of most of the animal world, including even humans. Lots of confirmed examples of humans eating each other if they get desperate enough. Would I? I hope I never have to find out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

171 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (xh4bt)

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So...when's retirement?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

172 Because for many years they have treated as untouchables. Allowed to amp up the crazy and get away with stuff no other group would be allowed to get away with for fear of being called racist or a woman hater.

There is something to that. And they are raised to not put up with any disrespect, and to demand to be treated as a queen etc. Its a really toxic situation, because study after study shows that no men want much to do with most black women, not black men, white men, nobody. "Recreational use only" as they say.

Hopefully, are at the end of that bullshit.

I think its a bit artificial but there's a lot of talk about "black fatigue" lately. Personally I think its more about fatigue over a certain attitude and behavior by SOME black people -- Chris Rock did a bit about it years ago back when he was funny -- but not only blacks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (2VST1)

173
the DOJ wanted me to admit to what I didn't do and and didn't do anything so I'm not going to admit to what I didn't do because you can't force me to admit to something I didn't do since I didn't do anything and besides I had a right to be there

A perfect example of "dindo nuffin" speak!

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (xG4kz)

174 Chicken feed is supposed to be inexpensive.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (YMw6T)

175 So they are like liberal women.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:43 PM (viF8m)

The Liberal Woman Song. (NSFW goes to ig)

https://tinyurl.com/2p6ra7ey

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (MGB5H)

176
They were found cannibalizing each other, which is truly horrific.

Chickens will eat anything, even each other, their own chicks, etc. They are ruthless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (2VST1)

Basically they're tiny, feathered velociraptors.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2025 12:45 PM (y9nCu)

177 Trump pardoned Jan 6th police killers,
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LOL now they pretend to be against cop killers. I guess only phony ones.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 12:46 PM (FkTOT)

178 Chickens love bugs and worms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:46 PM (YMw6T)

179
LaMontica, you big dummy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2025 12:46 PM (biznJ)

180 The 48% percent black probably casts 95% of the votes
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

More like 110%..

Posted by: Bill Maher at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (l3YAf)

181 136
‘ Of course, which is why I recommend disappearances.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice’

That might be the only way we get justice from these pukes.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (jbnUc)

182 Terrific response:

Square profile picture
Rapid Response 47

@RapidResponse47
Sen.
@ChrisVanHollen
: "I regret voting for you for Secretary of State."

@SecRubio
: "Your regret for voting for me confirms I'm doing a good job." 🔥🔥

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (t/2Uw)

183
That is, until your Grandmother catches you.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Go on ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (xG4kz)

184 177 Trump pardoned Jan 6th police killers,
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LOL now they pretend to be against cop killers. I guess only phony ones.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 12:46 PM (FkTOT)

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While also pretending any cops died on 1/6.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

185 I always say chickens are proof of the existence of G-d, because they are flightless meat melons that crap out breakfast daily, and are also so stupid and vicious that you can kill them guilt-free.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (BI5O2)

186 Helena Handbasket told me that chickens need protein which is why they need to,eat bugs. I had no idea.

Its part of why free range chickens have so much better tasting eggs and meat. Its good to feed them ground up eggshells in their feed too, gives them nutrients they need.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (2VST1)

187 November 3rd. It'll be 31 years. but I'll find more work, but nothing in the police department.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (xh4bt)

188 WHY NOT JUST PAY THE EMPLOYEES WITH CHICKENS???
Posted by: Tex Lovera

We are a proper, first world nation! Get your racist, third world barter economy BS out of here!

Posted by: African National Congress (ANC) at May 20, 2025 12:47 PM (O3klv)

189 Birds are dinosaurs. Turn your back on a finch at your own peril.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:48 PM (viF8m)

190 RFK Jr. has reportedly chopped another $60 million in grants to Harvard. This is on top of the $450 million Trump cut last week, and the $2.2 billion that is "frozen" pending further investigation.

It would be a shame if those rat-bastard anti-semites had to spend some of the (tax-free) $54 billion in their endowment, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 12:48 PM (W5ArC)

191 I don't think they still make foil-backed gum wrappers anymore. I admit I got the instrument cluster of my Mom's Fiesta working once that way, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (D7oie)

On a Fiesta that probably counts as an OEM part.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

192 157 If one baby chick is weak or infirm the rest of them will peck them to death.
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Samoans used to do this as well.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 20, 2025 12:48 PM (n17eQ)

193 They were found cannibalizing each other, which is truly horrific.

Chickens will eat anything, even each other, their own chicks, etc. They are ruthless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (2VST1)

Basically they're tiny, feathered velociraptors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
......

Good thing they're not the size of cows.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

194 McIver checked out, ok to charge. Limited power, low level influence. Safe.

Posted by: Taffey Lewis at May 20, 2025 12:48 PM (AN+ve)

195 Strange how some words give us the ick. Personally, “fungi” has never been a favorite, but I’m fine with “moist.” I’d imagine that women’s particularly disaffinity for it is somewhat akin to the reason I always carried a book around in 7th grade.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM (hlNLQ)

196 The kicker with Daybreak Farms is that it was the South African government retirement/pension fund that had bought them. The PIC has like $148 billion on the books but could not afford chicken feed.

If that is not a metaphor for modern South Africa I don't know what is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM (4vgpN)

197 Let's just be sure we have a fair trial for the guilty bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM (W/lyH)

198
South African news

350,000 chickens had to be euthanized after the government owned Daybreak Farms somehow managed to run out of money to feed the chickens and pay the employees.
Posted by: Anna Puma

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I'm surprised they bothered to euthanize them. Or was that decision made by the remnant of white employees? I HATE the way that sounds, but the people who are taking over are obviously not particularly responsible that way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM (n7rxJ)

199 167 days left and I can start blogging again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM (xh4bt)

200 I wish everyone on the left would ask themselves how they would feel if the tables were turned before they did something dumb, or took the side of the person doing something dumb. I guess that requires some level of self awareness that doesn’t seem to exist in their heads.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM (QzINz)

201 Its "cute" that one of news-twits in the clip Ace posted asserts that the 3 congress-critters were there to conduct their "statutory oversight". Such oversight, if present, isn't un-regulated. I had a badge (of sorts, it was a laminated card, not a shiny piece of metal) when I was a Federal Bank Examiner. It asserted I had the right to examine (paraphrasing) any bank that was part of that particular federal banking system. BUT that didn't mean I could climb a roof in the middle of the night and drop down thru ceiling tiles to make an un-announced "examination".

There are rules for "oversight", and just showing up and expecting you'll get to go where ever you wish and stay for as long as you like isn't how this works. It also doesn't mean you get to *assault* and *batter* employees as a means of conducting entry.

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM (TN0g+)

202 Basically they're tiny, feathered velociraptors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

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But would we ever consider them clever girls?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (Vyll1)

203 Or better yet, just send out a DoJ spokesman to say "whoops, we lost LaMonica. Can't find her anywhere. What an awful mishap."

She's not exactly a set of fuckin' car keys is she? And it's not exactly like she's incon-fucking-spicuous now innit?

Posted by: The Brick Top response at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

204 Trump pardoned Jan 6th police killers

Yeah about that. Even if they had actually killed any police, rather than being killed BY police, this is missing the entire point.

They were pardoned because their fundamental guaranteed human rights were violated. MOST of the Bill of Rights were violated in those prisoners, even if they were guilty as hell, that's how our system works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (2VST1)

205 If birds are dinosaurs then dinosaurs were birds.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (FkTOT)

206 13 No Jake Tapper thread today?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:19 PM (YMw6T)

Someone pulled it, and it unraveled.

Posted by: Roy at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (fO4QD)

207
On a Fiesta that probably counts as an OEM part.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

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lol, thanks for my first laugh of the day on this site!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (n7rxJ)

208 When a degenerate loves another degenerate very much, after drinks they copulate like frogs
Posted by: So there at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM

You realize that frogs do not have external genitalia, correct?

They do reproduce sexually, but by amplexus through external fertilization.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (0sNs1)

209 It's been my experience that women tend to be uncomfortable with the wide variety of less than worshipful expressions men have for vagina.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (pohLc)

210 Birds are dinosaurs. Turn your back on a finch at your own peril.
Posted by: JackStraw
......

We used to have this little bird living in a tree outside our office. It would dive bomb pedestrians on the sidewalk all day. Fun to watch.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

211

EM BLUE BERRY FOADDY-SEBUN1!!1!!1!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 20, 2025 12:51 PM (5hfjS)

212 Why didn't they just open the gates: they can find food or get eaten. Why kill them?

The reasons they give are never the reasons. The goal is to afflict us.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2025 12:51 PM (WFXLZ)

213 Democrats: "Nobody is above the Law"
Also Democrats: "I AM the Law"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

214 I wish everyone on the left would ask themselves how they would feel if the tables were turned before they did something dumb, or took the side of the person doing something dumb. I guess that requires some level of self awareness that doesn’t seem to exist in their heads.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM (QzINz)

It's not self awareness they lack. They don't care.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 12:51 PM (FkTOT)

215 Chickens will eat anything, even each other, their own chicks, etc. They are ruthless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Ever rented a pig?

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:51 PM (j4U/Z)

216 > Chickens will eat anything, even each other, their own chicks, etc. They are ruthless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM (2VST1)

I read an article a while back about a woman, first-time chicken owner, who was culling the roosters. She was worried that the hens would be upset so she was trying to be inconspicuous about it, shooing them away and so on. Then she got distracted and stopped paying attention for a while.

She looked down and saw the hens happily chowing down on the guts of their former mates.

Hens would be excellent at the job of "ex-wife".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 12:52 PM (W5ArC)

217 >>>If birds are dinosaurs then dinosaurs were birds.
Posted by:

You really need to get them nice and cooked. The dinos usually take six weeks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 20, 2025 12:52 PM (xh4bt)

218 They were pardoned because their fundamental guaranteed human rights were violated. MOST of the Bill of Rights were violated in those prisoners, even if they were guilty as hell, that's how our system works.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (2VST1)
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Yet, the left is screaming about due process for illegals.Seems to be somewhat of a disconnect there, does it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2025 12:52 PM (tT6L1)

219 21 Now charge that smug b*stard Comey.
Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2025 12:

If he wants us to accept his story, he has to accept it is proof he is a moron, and not the good kind.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 12:52 PM (QzINz)

220 65 There should be no allowance for atonement from the public. He should be jettisoned without second thought.
Atonement is between him and God. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu

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Man on Fire. Nice...

Posted by: bearski at May 20, 2025 12:52 PM (Bhsk7)

221 205 If birds are dinosaurs then dinosaurs were birds.
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Yes. But then where did the lizard people come from?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 20, 2025 12:52 PM (n17eQ)

222 Good thing they're not the size of cows.

Neither were velociraptors. They were about turkey-sized, based on the partial fossils discovered. Utah Raptors were the ones the size of the ones in the movie but they don't sound as cool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:53 PM (2VST1)

223 >>>Ever rented a pig?
Posted by: Auspex

But enough of Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 20, 2025 12:53 PM (xh4bt)

224 167 days left and I can start blogging again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 20, 2025 12:49 PM

Will we still be treated to Tales of Diego?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2025 12:53 PM (0sNs1)

225 David Icke?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:53 PM (YMw6T)

226 Ever rented a pig?
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:51 PM (j4U/Z)

No I have never hired an off-duty cop for private security.

Posted by: Thin Blue Swine at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

227 Basically they're tiny, feathered velociraptors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
......

Good thing they're not the size of cows.
Posted by: wth

*scribbles furiously*

Posted by: Zombie Michael Crichton at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (w9Wax)

228 Insurrectionist!!!

Posted by: UncleJefe at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (gAuAm)

229 Basically they're tiny, feathered velociraptors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

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But would we ever consider them clever girls?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (Vyll1)

That's where the analogy breaks down. I should have said tiny, feathered retarded velociraptors.

On the other hand, Ravens are smart as hell, and sarcastic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (y9nCu)

230 208 When a degenerate loves another degenerate very much, after drinks they copulate like frogs
Posted by: So there at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM

You realize that frogs do not have external genitalia, correct?

They do reproduce sexually, but by amplexus through external fertilization.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (0sNs1)

Like Wesley was.
Kinda like bukkake fertilization...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

231 205 If birds are dinosaurs then dinosaurs were birds.
Posted by: ...

Who can really say what's a dinosaur or a bird?

Although, to be honest, this is more a square/rectangle thing. Humans are evolved from primates...that doesn't mean primates are human

Posted by: Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (O3klv)

232 As Iike to say, Democrats are for what they call the "rule of law".

It means Democrats make the rules and Democrats make the laws.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (FkTOT)

233 Did Utah Raptors play the Settlers of Cataan?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (YMw6T)

234 Dennis Prager health update: He is part time on a ventilator, has had a setback or two, but is stable with recovery in sight. His son seems pretty update about his prognosis.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (vbXSk)

235 When a degenerate loves another degenerate very much, after drinks they copulate like frogs
Posted by: So there at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM

You realize that frogs do not have external genitalia, correct?

They do reproduce sexually, but by amplexus through external fertilization.
+++

Amazing the things one learns on this erudite blog.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (t/2Uw)

236 On the other hand, Ravens are smart as hell, and sarcastic.
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Yes. Dittos Crows.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 20, 2025 12:55 PM (n17eQ)

237 208 When a degenerate loves another degenerate very much, after drinks they copulate like frogs
Posted by: So there at May 20, 2025 12:42 PM

You realize that frogs do not have external genitalia, correct?

They do reproduce sexually, but by amplexus through external fertilization.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (0sNs1)

SHUT UP, WESLEY.

Posted by: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard at May 20, 2025 12:55 PM (wtvvX)

238 >>If birds are dinosaurs then dinosaurs were birds.

Some were. Archaeopteryx was. Dino was not.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:55 PM (viF8m)

239 I don't think anything will happen to her, but at least she got charged for slugging some people she disagrees with politically. I had a very interesting conversation recently with a conservative AA fellow who lives in Newark. He does not like Ras Baraka who is the Mayor of Newark, and Baraka is the very likely D Candidate for Governor. This fellow also says the AA's in Newark are not really on board with the whole "open border push" so some of them will not support McIver even though she's a D Black woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2025 12:55 PM (nFq4j)

240 ICE ICE baby.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:17 PM

So cold, so cold..

Posted by: toby928 at May 20, 2025 12:55 PM (jc0TO)

241 Oh, Piper, they are so far beyond self-reflection and restraint. We are unpersons, so anything is fair game with no consequences or guilt. No comparison applies, ever!
Everything they do is righteous and good.
Everything we do is amoral and unjust.

They have entire narratives (DEI, etc) to back this up.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2025 12:55 PM (Hkcdp)

242 No. The Democrap party is the party of the undesirable, the unloved, the insecure, the mentally ill, the fat, the ugly, the fugly, and the moist. It doesn't attract many desirable, attractive people. Look at all the Democrap rallies, riots, gatherings, and cannibal sacrifices. Wall to wall hideousness.

*****

Have two aunts (my rabidly conservative mom's sisters) who are just the sweetest people you could ever meet. Truly caring as it comes to real life connections and interactions. One a HS grad, the other has her MS degree. Sadly both are irredeemable Democrats. Family has tried, just no getting thru. All the usual TDS stupidity. The Dem party leadership is pure evil for what they've done.

Posted by: Taffey Lewis at May 20, 2025 12:55 PM (AN+ve)

243 Did Utah Raptors play the Settlers of Cataan?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (YMw6T)

I'm pretty sure they lost the title to the Seattle SuperSonics

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (MGB5H)

244 Every opportunity to come to a resolution
Does that mean she was to suppose to sat she was sorry?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (ypFCm)

245 >>Joe Rogaine interviewed soneone I have heard of last week. Zawee Hawass.

>>Antiquities Minister of Egypt IIRC.

That guy is a straight up fraud. He steals the work of actual Archaeologists and wears it like a skin suit.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (SIRiz)

246 Or better yet, just send out a DoJ spokesman to say "whoops, we lost LaMonica. Can't find her anywhere. What an awful mishap."
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She's not exactly a set of fuckin' car keys is she? And it's not exactly like she's incon-fucking-spicuous now innit?
Posted by: The Brick Top response at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

You're right. It's inexcusable, and after a ten month investigation, the IG should recommend everyone in the chain of custody gets extensive retraining. On St. Barts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (BI5O2)

247 upbeat

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (vbXSk)

248 News twit upon hearing about Utah Raptor.

"Is that a team or are they Mormons?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (4vgpN)

249
The Backbencher's Backhander - a limerick

Representative LaMonica McIver
An unrepentant shucker and jiver
She tried to bribe the guard
But not so very hard
She slipped him a single, not a fiver!

Posted by: muldoon at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (/iMjX)

250 Trending: will Comey get royalties off 8647 merch?

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (uMhvh)

251 There was an Asimov (I think) story about some dudes with a time machine. They tried to grab a dinosaur but got one too big or something, which shorted out the machine when they pulled it in.

Then they smelled the burned dino flesh.

"Mmmmmm!"

Result: a "DinaChicken" franchise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (W5ArC)

252 Ever rented a pig?
Posted by: Auspex

Rent? C'mon, most are just happy to get male attention and will give it up for free.

Posted by: Based Admiral Ackbar at May 20, 2025 12:57 PM (O3klv)

253 . BUT that didn't mean I could climb a roof in the middle of the night and drop down thru ceiling tiles to make an un-announced "examination".

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 12:49

But how fun would it have been! You could have a little blue tooth speaker and play mission impossible, and then leave a business card on your way out, right in front of the security cameras with a note on the back your findings will be forthcoming.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2025 12:57 PM (QzINz)

254 You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 12:57 PM (FkTOT)

255 Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, arrested the same day for alleged trespassing, will not be prosecuted. Habba said the dismissal was made "for the sake of moving forward."
__________________________

This "moving forward" strategy doesn't get me the shrunken heads I like to wear on my belt.

Seriously, examples need to be set. If the current DOJ sets the example that they are willing to pursue the Mayor on trespassing charges, it sends a message across the spectrum. Maybe some lackey over in State will think twice about some indiscretion. Maybe someone over in the Pentagon thinks twice about having a Sushi bar (which they DO have).

Letting someone like Baraka off the hook is setting the wrong example for corrupt Beltway types and citizens in other cities who agree with Baraka's tactics.

Stupid move.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2025 12:57 PM (dIske)

256
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Trump on the arrest of Dem Rep. LaMonica McIver who assaulted a federal agent outside a NJ ICE facility:

"Did you see her? She was out of control...The days of that crap are OVER in this country. We're gonna have LAW and ORDER."

https://tinyurl.com/mwhsa7kx

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2025 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

257 >>I always say chickens are proof of the existence of G-d, because they are flightless meat melons that crap out breakfast daily, and are also so stupid and vicious that you can kill them guilt-free.

Yet, it is impossible to hit one in a barnyard no matter how fast you go!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (SIRiz)

258 The Dem party leadership is pure evil for what they've done.
Posted by: Taffey Lewis at May 20, 2025 12:55 PM (AN+ve)

The operative word in willful ignorance is willful. This cannot be blamed on the Democrats.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (pohLc)

259 209 It's been my experience that women tend to be uncomfortable with the wide variety of less than worshipful expressions men have for vagina.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (pohLc)

This "divine feminine" thing has gotten completely out of hand.

Posted by: I will snatch away their pretentiousness at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (TbWk/)

260 > Like Wesley was.
Kinda like bukkake fertilization...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

I refer to the pollen that puts me in allergy hell every spring as "tree bukkake".

Because I'm classy that way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (W5ArC)

261 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Good thing they're not the size of cows.

Neither were velociraptors. They were about turkey-sized, based on the partial fossils discovered. Utah Raptors were the ones the size of the ones in the movie but they don't sound as cool.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 12:53 PM (2VST1)
________

The book had the raptors closer to normal size. The movie made them almost twice as big.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

263 Dang, ellipses! That’s intense pig stuff…

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (Hkcdp)

264 Fake news MSNBC is having a MELTDOWN after charges were filed against Rep. LaMonica McIver for violently breaking into an ICE detention center in NJ and assaulting officerspic.twitter.com/tn5mVhRLGH

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 20, 2025

Seems, insurrectiony........400+ days in prison without contact with your lawyers or outside persons in store?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Just got an email form Kamala asking for $3 to help stop Trump or something. After she blew through $1 billion she (or whoever sent this) is now begging for table scraps?. Dems must be really desperate.

They'd have better luck sending out fake notices of toll fees that are past due.

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (GUOwU)

266 254 You got to starve the pigs for a few days... Posted by: ...

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Do you know what nemesis means?

Posted by: bearski at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (Bhsk7)

267 Young niece (home school) had to study "religions" today.

She liked the story of Christ a lot but didn't like the other one where the women "aren't allowed to be pretty". Doesn't think that's fair.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (FkTOT)

268 J6ers had pepper spray lobbed at them while standing outside.

Doesn't LaMonica "Love Handles" McIver deserver as much?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2025 12:21 PM (N39Ws)

Do they make gravy spray?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (mrK+p)

269 Democrats deciding the hill they were gonna die on is illegal immigrant gang bangers has got to be one of the biggest own goals in political history. I can't believe they are still going down this road.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (viF8m)

270 So John Brown was exercising his rights as a citizen to visit Harper Ferry to see what kind of guns the Federal government bought?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (4vgpN)

271 They'd have better luck sending out fake notices of toll fees that are past due.
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (GUOwU)

Ha. I just got one of those yesterday.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (MGB5H)

272 You realize that frogs do not have external genitalia, correct?

They do reproduce sexually, but by amplexus through external fertilization.

Where there's a hole and proper motivation, sexual degeneracy finds a way.

Posted by: Hunter Biden channeling Ian Malcom at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (O3klv)

273 Tell me the taxpayers through the House of Representatives will not pay all her legal fees. And the legal costs of her upcoming lawsuit against the Govt for a trillion dollars for malicious prosecution. Lie if you must.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (aBgBM)

274 269 Democrats deciding the hill they were gonna die on is illegal immigrant gang bangers has got to be one of the biggest own goals in political history. I can't believe they are still going down this road.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (viF8m)

=======

Any talk they do about appealing to the center seems to explicitly exclude any talk of immigration at all.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

275 Hungry pigs will tunnel 3 feet down and eat everything that isn't a large rock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (YMw6T)

276 Dang, ellipses! That’s intense pig stuff…
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (Hkcdp)

The guy who delivers the speech (movie: Snatch) does it way better than you can even imagine it.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (FkTOT)

277 271 They'd have better luck sending out fake notices of toll fees that are past due.
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (GUOwU)

Ha. I just got one of those yesterday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (MGB5H)

My phone was blowing up with those a month or two ago. From international area codes.

Posted by: I've never even BEEN to the UK! at May 20, 2025 01:01 PM (TbWk/)

278 260 > Like Wesley was.
Kinda like bukkake fertilization...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

I refer to the pollen that puts me in allergy hell every spring as "tree bukkake".

Because I'm classy that way.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 12:58 PM (W5ArC)

There is a cartoon somewhere online like that. Trees with an orgasmic look on their faces while releasing pollen, then in another frame someone suffering from allergies

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

279 A pig that good you don't eat all at once.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 01:01 PM (viF8m)

280 Oooooooh, yeah, that guy was creepy AF!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2025 01:01 PM (Hkcdp)

281 That thing on MSNBC. If someone said to draw a hippo in humanized form wearing a dress, that's what I would draw.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 20, 2025 01:01 PM (144I4)

282 Democrats deciding the hill they were gonna die on is illegal immigrant gang bangers has got to be one of the biggest own goals in political history. I can't believe they are still going down this road.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (viF8m)
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They need the votes else they get wiped out in the mid terms.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2025 01:02 PM (tT6L1)

283 I think I've told this story here before, but after WWII some French villagers decided to get even with the local Nazi collaborator.

They put him in the bottom of an old quarry (steep walls, impossible to climb) along with some hogs and a wagonload of turnips.

The turnips were there so he'd have plenty of time to think about what was going to happen when the turnips ran out.

Then they came back a couple of weeks later and had a barbecue.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 01:02 PM (W5ArC)

284 Democrats deciding the hill they were gonna die on is illegal immigrant gang bangers has got to be one of the biggest own goals in political history. I can't believe they are still going down this road.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (viF8m)

It's more important to them than elections. And why not, they have 99.5% of "Republicans" playing along. Think long game.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 01:02 PM (FkTOT)

285
You realize that frogs do not have external genitalia, correct?

They do reproduce sexually, but by amplexus through external fertilization.
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I'm sorry was that not obvious? Because I was referring to Bill Maher and Ann coulter.

Posted by: Biology Professor at May 20, 2025 01:02 PM (KgBkP)

286 The book had the raptors closer to normal size. The movie made them almost twice as big.

Which, given how everyone thinks they are so cool now was clearly the right choice on Spielberg's part. He's a leftist twit and probably a kiddy botherer, but the man really knew how to make a movie.

Democrats deciding the hill they were gonna die on is illegal immigrant gang bangers has got to be one of the biggest own goals in political history

They seem to be determined to die on a whole series of insane hills.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 01:02 PM (2VST1)

287 265 Just got an email form Kamala asking for $3 to help stop Trump or something. After she blew through $1 billion she (or whoever sent this) is now begging for table scraps?. Dems must be really desperate.

They'd have better luck sending out fake notices of toll fees that are past due.
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (GUOwU)

She's earning it the hard way, $3 at a time instead of $20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

288 Because for many years they have treated as untouchables. Allowed to amp up the crazy and get away with stuff no other group would be allowed to get away with for fear of being called racist or a woman hater.

Hopefully, are at the end of that bullshit.
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As others have noted, this is a Color Revolution being directed by Deep State scum.

Intentional to instigate a riot by blacks in her district.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (cmj/V)

289 Where there's a hole and proper motivation, sexual degeneracy finds a way.
Posted by: Hunter Biden channeling Ian Malcom at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM

Noone are more motivated than we.

Posted by: Penguins of the World at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (0sNs1)

290 Correct. He is now the retail theft guy now. You'd be surprised how often it gets someone else to do his job.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (xh4bt)

291 A pig that good you don't eat all at once.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 01:01 PM

He's a helluva damn fine pig.

Posted by: Bobby Roper at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (jc0TO)

292 Hungry pigs will tunnel 3 feet down and eat everything that isn't a large rock.
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I'm surprised we haven't had a good horror flick made out of the real-life problem the south/southwest has with feral hogs. It would only take a single plot twist to take the reality of the situation and make a good 2-hour horror flick.

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (TN0g+)

293 This is what fascism looks like!

Arresting people for assault....

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (krQz2)

294 MILO
@Nero

The best thing you can say about sex with Meghan McCain is at least you’d be dead by the end

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (TGPs7)

295 reboot!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (wtvvX)

296 The guy who delivers the speech (movie: Snatch) does it way better than you can even imagine it.

It helps to envision the guys behind him laying out plastic sheets on the floor behind terrified criminal guys while he makes that speech. Guy Ritchie used to really know how to write a screenplay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (2VST1)

297 Democrats deciding the hill they were gonna die on is illegal immigrant gang bangers has got to be one of the biggest own goals in political history. I can't believe they are still going down this road.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (viF8m)

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Any talk they do about appealing to the center seems to explicitly exclude any talk of immigration at all.

Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (GBKbO)
__

I think the center is lost to them and they know it. Even most of the center-left is with Trump now. Whether that can be sustained after Trump leaves is an open question. But right now, all the Dums have is the radical lunatic left and their remoras. That's why they keep double-, triple-, and quadrupling-down on the most insane radical commie bullshit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

298
She's earning it the hard way, $3 at a time instead of $20, same as in town.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

Seems she might've got the quality over quantity thing a bit wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

299 She's not exactly a set of fuckin' car keys is she? And it's not exactly like she's incon-fucking-spicuous now innit?
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LOL I hadn't even seen this.

That's what one calls "culturally relevant".

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (FkTOT)

300 298
She's earning it the hard way, $3 at a time instead of $20, same as in town.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

Seems she might've got the quality over quantity thing a bit wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

She'll make it up on volume.

Posted by: Sales genius! at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

301
Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible.

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

302 Amazing the things one learns on this erudite blog.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM (t/2Uw)

Ditto

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (v2VfP)

303 270 So John Brown was exercising his rights as a citizen to visit Harper Ferry to see what kind of guns the Federal government bought?
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John brought a wagon load of Pikes to Harpers Ferry and had a shit ton of .45 pistols to seize muzzle loading rifles and free slaves that were not present. Top Men.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (n17eQ)

304 LOL I hadn't even seen this.

That's what one calls "culturally relevant".
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (FkTOT)

One might even say, slightly Chavez the Hugo 'esque.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

305 I'm surprised we haven't had a good horror flick made out of the real-life problem the south/southwest has with feral hogs. It would only take a single plot twist to take the reality of the situation and make a good 2-hour horror flick.
Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM

Cocaine Hog.

Posted by: toby928 at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (jc0TO)

306 Now do Maxine Waters

Posted by: Captain Fantastic Gumby was assassinated at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (o0OMn)

307 Harvard is an endowment LARP'ing as a University.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (uMhvh)

308 294 MILO
@Nero

The best thing you can say about sex with Meghan McCain is at least you’d be dead by the end

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (TGPs7)

What a tremendous waste of tits.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (wtvvX)

309 297 I think the center is lost to them and they know it. Even most of the center-left is with Trump now. Whether that can be sustained after Trump leaves is an open question. But right now, all the Dums have is the radical lunatic left and their remoras. That's why they keep double-, triple-, and quadrupling-down on the most insane radical commie bullshit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

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I think the center could easily go back to Democrats.

I've said it before, but, "welfare for heritage Americans, deport all illegals," would do gangbusters in an election.

They have to give up open borders, though. That seems impossible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

310 Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible.

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at May 20, 2025 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
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Maybe if I'm forced.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:06 PM (krQz2)

311
I'm surprised we haven't had a good horror flick made out of the real-life problem the south/southwest has with feral hogs. It would only take a single plot twist to take the reality of the situation and make a good 2-hour horror flick.
Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM

The wild pigs scare me, they're huge and they breed like crazy, shoot on sight.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 20, 2025 01:06 PM (v2VfP)

312 Cocaine Hogg > Camera Hogg

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2025 01:06 PM (4vgpN)

313 Now do Maxine Waters
Posted by: Captain Fantastic Gumby was assassinated at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (o0OMn)

Not with Ace's third cousin's, sister's aunt's, niece's brother's dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

314 307 Harvard is an endowment LARP'ing as a University.
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2025 01:05 PM (uMhvh)

A hedge fund with a school attached.

Posted by: Seriously - no school should be sitting on $52B at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

315 You realize that frogs do not have external genitalia, correct?
......

So they are like Barbie and Ken?

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

316 I'm surprised we haven't had a good horror flick made out of the real-life problem the south/southwest has with feral hogs. It would only take a single plot twist to take the reality of the situation and make a good 2-hour horror flick.
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Could it exceed Tremor's impact?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (n17eQ)

317 ---
Maybe if I'm forced.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:06 PM (krQz2)

It's almost like drinking an IPA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

318 NO oNe Is aBoVe dA LaW!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (rT96s)

319 311
I'm surprised we haven't had a good horror flick made out of the real-life problem the south/southwest has with feral hogs. It would only take a single plot twist to take the reality of the situation and make a good 2-hour horror flick.
Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM

The wild pigs scare me, they're huge and they breed like crazy, shoot on sight.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 20, 2025 01:06 PM (v2VfP)

One reason machine guns should be legal.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (wtvvX)

320 @269 JackStraw, kind of makes you think that the Dem political consultants are more stupid than the Republican political consultants.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (ef25Y)

321 Yeah a story about an intelligent, man-eating pack of hogs terrorizing a small town could be pretty terrifying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (2VST1)

322 Same with GI Joe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (YMw6T)

323 Ever rented a pig?
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 12:51 PM (j4U/Z)

This should be good for 20 responses, same as in town.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (FCbAQ)

324 I'll say it again:

When is the last time a Democrat flew halfway around the world to see an American citizen in prison?

When is the last time a Democrat got arrested demanding to visit an American citizen in jail?

When is the last time a Democrat filed an emergency motion to protect the rights of American citizens?

But they will for illegal aliens, violent criminal illegal aliens.
Not for you.

Democrats are for they/them.
Trump is for you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (cmj/V)

325 Maybe if I'm forced.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:06 PM (krQz2)

It's almost like drinking an IPA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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Beach, beach, beach.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (krQz2)

326 NO oNe Is aBoVe dA LaW!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (rT96s)

Unless they have a D after their name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Hungry pigs will tunnel 3 feet down and eat everything that isn't a large rock.
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I'm surprised we haven't had a good horror flick made out of the real-life problem the south/southwest has with feral hogs. It would only take a single plot twist to take the reality of the situation and make a good 2-hour horror flick.
Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM (TN0g+)
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There are many "killer pig" horror movies, IIRC. There was a cheezy one in the 1980s I remember seeing as a little kid. "Razorback" or something like that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

328 No one is above D law.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (FkTOT)

329
It's almost like drinking an IPA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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Beach, beach, beach.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (krQz2)

While smoking a menthol.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

330 270 So John Brown was exercising his rights as a citizen to visit Harper Ferry to see what kind of guns the Federal government bought?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I know he gets mixed reception, but I've always viewed him as the proper kind of American radical violently resisting blatantly oppressive and tyrannical government.

As a "radical Christian extremist", I wonder how he'd feel about Lefty sexual deviants using his name to support their arming and training with guns?
https://tinyurl.com/45v3xz8h

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2025 01:09 PM (O3klv)

331 It's almost like drinking an IPA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

WTF is wrong wit jew? I love fried okra and IPA. Food of the gods.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 01:09 PM (pohLc)

332 If they did a killer pig movie, Meggy Mac would be amazing in it.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 01:09 PM (FkTOT)

333 Razorback is the Willard of Frogs.

Posted by: toby928 at May 20, 2025 01:10 PM (jc0TO)

334 Amazing the things one learns on this erudite blog.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2025 12:54 PM

Horde Knowledge is wide and deep.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2025 01:10 PM (kgE5c)

335 When is the last time a Democrat flew halfway around the world to see an American citizen in prison?
...

Democrats are for they/them.
Trump is for you.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (cmj/V)
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Democrats really didn't waste that much time worrying about Americans taken hostage on October 7th.

That's really telling.

Also they threw a fit when Marjorie Taylor-Green and Matt Gaetz wanted to check on Jan-6 gulag prisoners.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:10 PM (krQz2)

336 You realize that frogs do not have external genitalia, correct?
......

So they are like Barbie and Ken?
==
Or Bill Maher and Ann Coulter.

Posted by: I stand correct at May 20, 2025 01:10 PM (KgBkP)

337 I'm surprised we haven't had a good horror flick made out of the real-life problem the south/southwest has with feral hogs. It would only take a single plot twist to take the reality of the situation and make a good 2-hour horror flick.
Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 01:03 PM

There was a movie from the 80s called Razorback about a wild boar that terrorizes the Australian Outback.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 01:10 PM (MGB5H)

338 Same with GI Joe.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (YMw6T)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/fGMI_mWmb7g

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

339 BUT that didn't mean I could climb a roof in the middle of the night and drop down thru ceiling tiles to make an un-announced "examination".

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 12:49

But how fun would it have been! You could have a little blue tooth speaker and play mission impossible, and then leave a business card on your way out, right in front of the security cameras with a note on the back your findings will be forthcoming.
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Lol, believe me--we made a lot of jokes along those lines when we were given the badges.

Posted by: Crusader at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (TN0g+)

340 Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47

Sen. @ChrisVanHollen
: "I regret voting for you for Secretary of State."

@SecRubio: "Your regret for voting for me confirms I'm doing a good job." 🔥🔥

https://is.gd/13fv2j

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (6IZbt)

341 It's almost like drinking an IPA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:07 PM

*Spock eyebrow*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (kgE5c)

342 I don't even understand what the debate is here - She is on camera, committing the crime. Literally you can watch her do it. There is no debate whether what she did was wrong. She broke black letter law. Numerous people have been charged under the exact same circumstances.

Why is anyone on the left upset? Why is she upset? The appropriate response is to say, "I got caught up in the heat of the moment" and apologize.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (D1vbu)

343 I guess I'm the only one doing tree puns.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2)

344 Elric beat me to it. Drat.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (MGB5H)

345
WTF is wrong wit jew? I love fried okra and IPA. Food of the gods.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 01:09 PM (pohLc)

Ah, but it is you that appears to need serious amounts of therapy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

346 It bugged me that the frogs never actually did anything in Frogs. It was gators and other animals.

I guess they were the masterminds.

Posted by: toby928 at May 20, 2025 01:12 PM (jc0TO)

347 328 No one is above D law.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (FkTOT)

Driving an automatic transmission forward is all about the D...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

348 White Karens complain to the manager.
Black Karens assault the manager.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at May 20, 2025 01:12 PM (D1vbu)

349 What I learned at AoS today.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

350 Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (6IZbt

Good response from Rubio!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2025 01:12 PM (nFq4j)

351 Ever rented a pig?
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Cheaper to rent than buy. No maintenance, and they leave when your done. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Ben at May 20, 2025 01:12 PM (KgBkP)

352 >>@269 JackStraw, kind of makes you think that the Dem political consultants are more stupid than the Republican political consultants.

It's just bizarre to me. Rubio just smoked Van Hollen at a Senate meeting over his defense of the Maryland dad.

I don't see a win in this one for Democrats. I don't see too many people losing sleep over due process rights for human traffickers and drug smuggler who just happen to be in the US illegally.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (viF8m)

353 Mean volume of the entire stomach is about 1,500 cc.

That equates to 150 Mayors of San Francisco.

Posted by: Kamswala at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (w9Wax)

354 Feral sows are okay to eat (though usually not as fat and tender as domestic ones).

Uncastrated boars, feral or domestic, are nasty, nasty, nasty. The male hormones cause their meat to develop a foul taste called (not making this up) "boar taint".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (W5ArC)

355 Drinking an IPA is like eating a Christmas tree while smoking a menthol.

You can keep that shit. It's very low on the list of even "oh, well if it's free" things to drink for me......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

356 I see the name McIver and I think more duct tape should be used on her.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

357 333 Razorback is the Willard of Frogs.

Posted by: toby928 at May 20, 2025 01:10 PM (jc0TO)

It's no Night of The Lepus, that's for sure...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (wtvvX)

358 I think J6 protocols ought to have been followed: McIver should have been arrested and held in solitary for three months without formal charges being filed, then denied any medical treatment she may have needed, and then she should have been charged and put in general population and assigned to a cell with four inmates and only three bunks. Oh, and attorney visits limited to every other Tuesday.

Posted by: Paco at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (mADJX)

359 342 I don't even understand what the debate is here - She is on camera, committing the crime. Literally you can watch her do it. There is no debate whether what she did was wrong. She broke black letter law. Numerous people have been charged under the exact same circumstances.

Why is anyone on the left upset? Why is she upset? The appropriate response is to say, "I got caught up in the heat of the moment" and apologize.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at May 20, 2025 01:11 PM (D1vbu)

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Whataboutism attempt.

"Trump pardoned law breakers who trespassed on the Capital! But he's doing this to an opposition representative?! What about it!?"

It's dumb, political rhetoric of the day, an effort to get something to blow up on social media for normies.

Little else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

360 296 Guy Ritchie used to really know how to write a screenplay. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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The Gentlemen was good. Maybe top 10 of the last 10 years. Though that isn't saying much... I wouldn't rate it above Lock Stock or Snatch...

Posted by: bearski at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (Bhsk7)

361 I guess I'm the only one doing tree puns.

Posted by: Axeman

You should leaf them alone.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

362 Democrats deciding the hill they were gonna die on is illegal immigrant gang bangers has got to be one of the biggest own goals in political history

Why? We've already noted how the 2020 census counting illegals GREATLY benefited them. Creating more poor minorities (that tend to vote Dem) and importing people that EXPECT the government to provide healthcare and every other service the Dems promise seems like a no-brainer for Dems.

It's like gay marriage. In 2008, they had to pretend they were against it, but as they hammered society through media and the court system, they could drop the mask. We're rapidly approaching the full mask dropping moment for Dems.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (O3klv)

363 > I guess they were the masterminds.
Posted by: toby928 at May 20, 2025 01:12 PM (jc0TO)

Eh... the whole plot was stolen from me.

Posted by: Aristophanes at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (W5ArC)

364 Democrats are for they/them.
Trump is for you.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2025 01:08 PM (cmj/V)

I hope that whoever came up with that slogan got a bonus. They deserved it!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (nFq4j)

365

HOGZILLA

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (NtVYv)

366
Driving an automatic transmission forward is all about the D...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

Saw a lifted Chevy 2500 pickup yesterday. Had a vinyl sticker in the back window that said "Chicks Like the D" and the "D" was a large letter where "Duramax" was cut out of it.

I couldn't see what was driving it, but another sticker suggested it was a female.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

367 I don't even understand what the debate is here - She is on camera, committing the crime. Literally you can watch her do it. There is no debate whether what she did was wrong. She broke black letter law.

According to the lefties, black people are angels on Earth, and the body camera footage has clearly been altered if it shows otherwise.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

368 > 361 I guess I'm the only one doing tree puns.

Posted by: Axeman

You should leaf them alone.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

These terrible puns need to be rooted out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (W5ArC)

369 Uncastrated boars, feral or domestic, are nasty, nasty, nasty. The male hormones cause their meat to develop a foul taste called (not making this up) "boar taint".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2025 01:13 PM (W5Ar

I've eaten wild pig. One must cook it well done, as many are infected with parasites. Drinking a good IPA with it helps.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (pohLc)

370 Why is anyone on the left upset? Why is she upset?

Usually the left doesn't actually know what is taking place, they only get a bit of the news or information: Trump arrests Democrat congressman. They are fed lies by the press "for protesting ICE." They presume that anything and everything anyone they are opposed is evil wrong and filled with cruelty so anything they do is horrific and fascistic.

And when corrected, they either deny it, ignore it, or don't even care, because it was true even if it was false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (2VST1)

371 Whoa. When have you ever seen a single leftard politician "apologize"?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (FkTOT)

372 361 I guess I'm the only one doing tree puns.

Posted by: Axeman

You should leaf them alone.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

He was bark-ing up the wrong tree.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

373 >> According to the lefties, black people are angels on Earth, and the body camera footage has clearly been altered if it shows otherwise.

Cheap fake!

Posted by: DUmmie at May 20, 2025 01:16 PM (l3YAf)

374 It bugged me that the frogs never actually did anything in Frogs. It was gators and other animals.
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Brekekekex ko-ax ko-ax

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 20, 2025 01:16 PM (6YdsJ)

375 Maher kinda liked Trump's speech against "nation-building".

And even said that this used to be a mainstream lib position.

Which kinda proves the canard that if Trump came out against cancer, the Dems would come out for it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2025 01:16 PM (krQz2)

376 Scott Adams was talking about this today and he said that they could have just requested a guided tour of the place and would have been granted. They didn't need to do any of this.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 20, 2025 01:16 PM (V362x)

377 And when corrected, they either deny it, ignore it, or don't even care, because it was true even if it was false.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (2VST1)

It was true with the facts we had at the time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 01:17 PM (MGB5H)

378 BEEP

No, the pig movie answer we were looking for was "Lonesome Dove".

Chickens verses Ravens for $400?

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 01:17 PM (j4U/Z)

379 I've eaten wild pig. One must cook it well done, as many are infected with parasites. Drinking a good IPA with it helps.
==
I recommend starting off with ivermectin canapes.

Posted by: Chef Bubba at May 20, 2025 01:17 PM (KgBkP)

380 Is ace quoting Lethal Weapon 2 today?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 20, 2025 01:17 PM (TdCYS)

381 It bugged me that the frogs never actually did anything in Frogs. It was gators and other animals.

When they said BUD WI SER it was really funny though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (2VST1)

382 @324 last time a Dem flew overseas to check on their constituents was Dan Ryan in Jonestown. Dems won't do that again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (ef25Y)

383 > Brekekekex ko-ax ko-ax
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 20, 2025 01:16 PM (6YdsJ)

That's "breaker" and "coax", good buddy. 10-4?

Posted by: Unfrozen '70s Trucker at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (W5ArC)

384 361 I guess I'm the only one doing tree puns.

Posted by: Axeman

You should leaf them alone.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

He was bark-ing up the wrong tree.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Just stop.

Posted by: Burl Ives at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (w9Wax)

385 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2025 01:15 PM (2VST1)

Yup. The Hatefeed tells them "you now hate X, Y, and Z," and then they go out in the driveway and light their Teslas on fire. It's fascinating how well it works.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (BI5O2)

386 Usually the left doesn't actually know what is taking place, they only get a bit of the news or information

There's a reason we call them LIVs. And it's a deliberate strategy to keep them that way.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (2ocoG)

387 372 361 I guess I'm the only one doing tree puns.

Posted by: Axeman

You should leaf them alone.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

He was bark-ing up the wrong tree.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

This is getting sappy.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (wtvvX)

388 >>Why? We've already noted how the 2020 census counting illegals GREATLY benefited them.

We noted that. I doubt you would find more than 20 - 25% of the population that knows this is how the system works. It benefited them when it wasn't talked about.

I doubt coming out in full throat support of the worst of the worst is going win they a whole lot of new voters. People care about border security and their own pocketbooks. The election proved that pretty conclusively. Even the women of Martha's Vineyard don't want illegals actually living among them.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (viF8m)

389 NOOD clot shot

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

390 384 361 I guess I'm the only one doing tree puns.

Posted by: Axeman

You should leaf them alone.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

He was bark-ing up the wrong tree.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Just stop.
Posted by: Burl Ives at May 20, 2025 01:18 PM (w9Wax)

Why?

Posted by: Don Knotts at May 20, 2025 01:19 PM (W5ArC)

391 Brekekekex ko-ax ko-ax

"The fuck does THAT rhyme with?" - Billy Joel

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2025 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

392 Brekekekex ko-ax ko-ax
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 20, 2025 01:16 PM

I see you know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes.

Posted by: The Major General at May 20, 2025 01:19 PM (kgE5c)

393 362 Why? We've already noted how the 2020 census counting illegals GREATLY benefited them. Creating more poor minorities (that tend to vote Dem) and importing people that EXPECT the government to provide healthcare and every other service the Dems promise seems like a no-brainer for Dems.

It's like gay marriage. In 2008, they had to pretend they were against it, but as they hammered society through media and the court system, they could drop the mask. We're rapidly approaching the full mask dropping moment for Dems.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2025 01:14 PM (O3klv)

=======

They're going to fight very hard to get illegals counted in the census again in 2030.

The court case brought against the Trump admin died in 2021 when the Biden administration reversed the rule, so it's never been decided on by higher courts on the merits.

The guy Trump had gotten in the directorship in 2019 was apparently just not going to include them. He was replaced by Biden, of course.

Plus, several years of practically no immigration with lots of deportations (self and official), and you've got...something interesting

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 20, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

394 When have you ever seen a single leftard politician "apologize"?
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If you were offended by what I did not say or did not do, then I am sorry you took offense to nothing. Weirdos.

Posted by: Democrat at May 20, 2025 01:20 PM (KgBkP)

395
"Deadwood" could have been accepted, as well.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2025 01:21 PM (j4U/Z)

396 "When is the last time a Democrat flew halfway around the world to see an American citizen in prison?"

They would have gone to Russia to visit that WNBA chick that got busted with dope if the Russian would have let them, She checked multiple boxes. Plus marijuana. An American they can be proud of.

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2025 01:23 PM (GUOwU)

397
They'd have better luck sending out fake notices of toll fees that are past due.
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2025 12:59 PM (GUOwU)

Ha. I just got one of those yesterday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2025 01:00 PM (MGB5H)

I've been getting text messages lately from my former dentist (who I last saw and paid off in full about 7 years ago), demanding that I pay a balance of $71 from my last visit. Fuck you, jackass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2025 01:28 PM (y9nCu)

398 Antiquities Minister of Egypt IIRC.

That guy is a straight up fraud. He steals the work of actual Archaeologists and wears it like a skin suit.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2025 12:56 PM (SIRiz)

So, presumably a muzzie, doing what muzzies do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2025 01:29 PM (EmIPu)

399 64 Bint is farsi i think, for a young single woman.
Posted by: I dunno people.

It's Arabic. The female version of "bin" or "ibn."

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2025 12:27 PM (77rzZ)
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Wait, so all those women at traffic stops who claim to be Moornish and have names ending in BIN should really be BINT? So they can't even get that right? Maybe State Police everywhere should be informed for more laughs.

Posted by: Ciampino - sovcits at May 20, 2025 01:49 PM (sPQoU)

400 If birds are dinosaurs then dinosaurs were birds.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2025 12:50 PM (FkTOT)

There are some kinds of dinosaurs that are only distantly related to birds. The small predatory kind like velociraptor are particularly close to birds.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2025 01:50 PM (8avO+)

401 It's not her fault, she just "talks with her hands". How racist of us not to understand that.

Posted by: Oakeshott at May 20, 2025 02:17 PM (pRW36)

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