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Oncologists Say There's No Way Biden Just Developed His Stage IV Cancer In the Past Few Months
The "doctor" who saw him in the White House gave him the demanded clean bill of health just fifteen months ago.
This was almost certainly a lie. One lie among many lies told about Biden's physical and mental decline. Obamacare architect and Death Panels Advocate Ezekiel Emmanuel says there's no way Biden's cancer just suddenly developed in the "past 100 to 200 days," as Team Biden insists.Emmanuel then claimed that it's Trump's doctors who are telling lies, somehow. See the article for that. I just can't. Other doctors agree: Biden must have had this cancer for years.
A top oncologist who once worked for former President Joe Biden claimed Monday that his old boss must have had prostate cancer long before Sunday's public announcement of his diagnosis and suggested the oldest-ever president may even have had the disease for "a decade." Dr Ezekiel Emanuel, a former member of Biden's transition team who helped craft the Obama-era Affordable Care Act, stunned MSNBC's left-leaning "Morning Joe" with his analysis that the 82-year-old likely had cancer while serving as president. "He's had this for many years, maybe even a decade, growing there and spreading," Emanuel told the Biden-supporting hosts early Monday. "He did not develop it in the last 100 to 200 days." "He had it while he was president. He probably had it at the start of his presidency in 2021. Yes, I don't think there's any disagreement about that." The Sunday announcement from the former president's office came two days after he learned of the diagnosis. The 82-year-old had reported urinary symptoms which led doctors to find a "small nodule" on Biden's prostate earlier this month, according to his staff. Given the cancer's Gleason score of 9 and the fact that it metastasized to the bone, many medical experts speculated that the former president had the prostate cancer for some time. Some doctors have said it is "inconceivable" Biden's diagnosis managed to go undetected for so long. Emanuel noted that while some doctors recommended not doing a prostate-specific antigen (PSA) exam -- a routine bloodwork test -- after the age of 70, he should have had those exams when he was younger. "He was vice president and had a lot of exams under 70. So it's a little surprising that they didn't do it," the oncologist said. "And maybe President Biden decided he didn't want the test. Many men do decide they don't want a PSA, but this is also aggressive. "When we talk about the aggressive part, what we mean is that Gleason score, that score is from two up to 10. And he's a nine. And that means that the cancer doesn't look normal, it looks very abnormal, which is probably why it's in the bone," he continued.
A handful of medical experts were quick to question how the former president could be diagnosed at such a late stage -- especially given that prostate cancer can be detected early with routine bloodwork, which is recommended for men over the age of 50. "It is inconceivable that this was not being followed before he left the Presidency," Dr. Howard Formman said in a post on X. "Gleason grade 9 would have had an elevated PSA level for some time before this diagnosis. And he must have had a PSA test numerous times before. This is odd," he added. "I wish him well and hope he has an opportunity for maximizing his quality of life." Dr. Steven Quay flagged similar concerns, saying Biden's type of cancer is the easiest to diagnose when it first starts and progresses. "The PSA blood test shows the rate of cancer cell growth. For even with the most aggressive form, it is a 5-7 year journey without treatment before it becomes metastatic," he said. "Meaning, it would be malpractice for this patient to show up and be first diagnosed with metastatic disease in May 2025," he continued. "It is highly likely he was carrying a diagnosis of prostate cancer throughout his White House tenure and the American people were uninformed." Medical analyst Dr. Marc Siegel also weighed in, telling Fox News that it was surprising Biden's illness was so aggressive given his high profile. "I mean, he must have had the best possible care here. I'm a little taken aback that it's this far advanced," he said. Urologist Dr. David Shusterman speculated that Biden could have known for some time. "The fact that we just find it at a Gleason nine is just pretty much unheard of in this day and age of medicine," Shusterman told "NewsNation Prime." "This is what I typically would see in a VA hospital, where a patient hasn't had medical attention in 10 years, presents to an emergency room with bone pain, and then they find that it's metastatic prostate cancer." Meanwhile, President Trump's son Don Jr. went further in bluntly suggesting the news was hidden. "What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???" the first son wrote on Truth Social."Doctor" Jill Biden should lose her license.
On Sunday, CNN framed Biden's diagnosis as one that delays conversations on Biden's mental decline, asking CNN Chief Political Correspondent David Axelrod, "his medical condition now, his announced medical condition now, do you believe that silences or delays a lot of conversations about his last year and a half of his presidency, for now?" Axelrod replied, "yeah, well I think those conversations are going to happen, but they should be more muted and set aside for now as he's struggling through this."
CNN sets the stage for David Axelrod to suggest that discussions about Biden’s cognitive concerns “should be more muted and set aside for now,” given that he’s struggling from prostate cancer.
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) May 19, 2025
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JESSICA DEAN: CNN Chief Media Analyst Brian Stelter is joining us now. And, Brian, thanks for- for- for jumping on with us. Look, this is breaking news that came just about two hours ago and it is now rippling through. You know, television, media, online. How are people consuming this? How is it reaching people? BRIAN STELTER: And, you know, I'm seeing some prostate cancer survivors, people who have lived with this disease, who have been through this expressing support, both condolences, but also support and cheering Biden on as he faces this. The timing, Jessica, is- is just extraordinary. We know from the statement from his personal spokesman that Biden learned of the diagnosis on Friday. Well, what was the biggest Biden story on Friday? It was the release of those audio excerpts from his conversations with Robert Hur back in 2023. This was the audio that Axios obtained, almost certainly from the Trump Administration, showing memory lapses. And you heard a lot of people on Friday talking about that audio being hard to hear, even excruciating, to hear Biden showing his age on those audio tapes that had never been heard by the public until now. So on the day that story was breaking, Biden was facing this, this personal news. At least that's according to the statement from his personal spokesman. So you have that as one element of the timing here. And then you have, as you and Paul (Begala) just acknowledged, this book coming out, one of the biggest political books in several years. Take out our colleague Jake Tapper for a second. This book, no matter who, no matter where it was coming from, was going to be a very big blockbuster book. And it just so happens two of the best reporters in Washington, Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson, are the authors of it. It's already a bestseller based on the number of preorders. And so this book comes out in two days. But some of the excerpts have already come out, and it's reignited this debate in Washington and beyond, within the Democratic Party about Biden, about whether he should have run for reelection at all. So it seems to me, Jessica, this debate doesn't end at all. But it is briefly put on pause as a result of today's news.How convenient! Biden turns out to have been hiding another medical problem so that means we have to stop discussing the other one!
WATCH: CNN's @brianstelter, suggesting that President Biden's cancer diagnosis will pause public scrutiny of the conspiracy to hide Joe Biden's decline from the American public (it will only intensify it):
— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) May 18, 2025
"So on the day (the Hur tapes) was breaking, Biden was facing this, this… pic.twitter.com/1eVgLBNVCJ
A functioning legacy media might have questioned why there was no mention of a PSA (prostate) test in Joe Biden's February 2024 blood test report.
— Gary Weiss (@gary_weiss) May 19, 2025
After all, men commonly get that test. It is a simple blood test, noninvasitve. Biden wasn't tested. Or to put it another way, there… pic.twitter.com/M3xNgLFxg6
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 01:02 PM (agYoY)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 19, 2025 01:03 PM (yT7Wa)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 01:03 PM (agYoY)
We need to interrogate Katherine Leavitt on every particular, every test score, every jot of Trump's physical exam.
Posted by: The Media at May 19, 2025 01:04 PM (vsTPo)
There's too much happening today! Gonna be lots of willowing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 01:06 PM (n7rxJ)
You had me right there.
Just a nice chat would be enough, live stream every couple of hours
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Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 01:06 PM (agYoY)
We must also stop dissecting the media's complicity in this because, in a way, they're also going through a lot.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2025 01:06 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Mitch's Hematoma at May 19, 2025 01:07 PM (F8tLW)
Posted by: GenoMN at May 19, 2025 01:08 PM (xf3gh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 01:08 PM (4/BuS)
* the real enemy is inside the gates already and it is named Hillbama or Obillary or Susan Rice
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2025 01:08 PM (FZ+Or)
So, I guess we can safely assume everything about the Biden administration is no longer credible, which means everything signed by Joe is no longer valid.
Right?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 01:08 PM (tT6L1)
Theory: Biden has multiple doctors, including a neurologist and an oncologist. He specifically avoids taking obvious, standard tests, for cognitive health, or for prostate cancer, because he already knows the results of those tests. His specialists have already done them.
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Subpoena the specialists. Subpoena everyone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 01:09 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 19, 2025 01:09 PM (EcHpA)
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This all feels accurate except for the concession that these decisions were made of his own accord. It seems increasingly likely that very little (zero?) of what 'Biden' did over the last 5 (10+?) years was of his own accord. Dr. Jill and/or his handlers executed this little scheme. Unquestionably demented Joe just did what he was told, like he confessed in so many situations...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2025 01:09 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 19, 2025 01:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2025 01:06 PM (KRtlO)
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Classic Ace
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2025 01:11 PM (FZ+Or)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 19, 2025 01:11 PM (VcVqB)
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16h
Their real plan was to hide Biden’s dementia long enough to get him re-elected, then shortly after his second term starts, he steps down due to the cancer diagnosis, the whole dementia issue becomes moot, Biden retires a hero.
If not for Trump, they would’ve pulled it off too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 01:12 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2025 01:06 PM (KRtlO)
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Classic Ace
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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LOL!
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2025 01:12 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2025 01:12 PM (uQhSY)
Posted by: SamIam at May 19, 2025 01:13 PM (oasF3)
-Menendez Bros
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:13 PM (FwS/i)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 19, 2025 01:13 PM (17s+e)
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CNN is the craziest, and Tater is the most foolish. But, as a side note, how many copies sold makes a book "a bestseller"?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 01:14 PM (KUaiK)
And this, boys and girls, is what they most devoutly wish and hope for.
Brandon's dementia cover up?
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
OrangeMan Bad!!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM (0sNs1)
As I said earlier, I have a suspicion that Biden's off-the-wall declaration that he had cancer from oil exposure back in 2022 was an admission.
Posted by: American Hawkman at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM (9VDxG)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM (SIRiz)
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16h
Their real plan was to hide Biden’s dementia long enough to get him re-elected, then shortly after his second term starts, he steps down due to the cancer diagnosis, the whole dementia issue becomes moot, Biden retires a hero.
If not for Trump, they would’ve pulled it off too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 01:12 PM (uWKK
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Prediction from 2019?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM (FwS/i)
Instead of dumping on him personally, let's just say it like it is: Biden himself was a dupe and a shill, tricked by extreme-left communist revolutionaries to be their "useful idiot" front man, chosen (by Obama originally) solely because of his purported reputation for relatability and moderation.
I don't think even Biden himself was aware of all this, and his descent into dementia only brought more glee to his handlers, who knew that he would be unable to resist, or even detect, the fact they they ran the government while he sat there mumbling to himself. Tragic.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 01:14 PM (KUaiK)
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0.
The New York Times admitted in court that it's best seller list has nothing to do with book sales and everything to do with the opinions of the editors.
It's an editorial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 19, 2025 01:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 19, 2025 01:16 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: PJ at May 19, 2025 01:17 PM (RRCAT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM (FwS/i)
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That's a lie!!
Tapper has covered lots of democrat dirt stories with a pillow until they dies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 19, 2025 01:17 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 19, 2025 01:17 PM (p31pK)
Posted by: Dr. T
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Or is the prostate cancer diagnosis even true? I mean, I'm sure it's true that he has something terminal. But my first reaction was this is a far better cover for his upcoming death from terminal disease than admitting he had Parkinson's or Alzheimer's (the latter increasing the spotlight on their lies, whereas the former changes the subject from his mental state and maybe opens the door to sympathy...). I'm wondering if he dies soon while being sheltered / kept in the basement and we're fed the prostate cancer story while it's instead Parkinson's or something mental-related that he dies of...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2025 01:17 PM (Bhsk7)
The guy was shot a half inch away from being killed FFS and they were out calling him Satan and calling for his death the next day, and to this very day.
So I ask politely, will the Left please go fuck themselves in a firework- filled tribal-dance carnival-ride of extreme public self-death.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (tiORS)
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (33LJY)
But I can question the experts on this one ? Is that how this works ?
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (e4LaW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (FwS/i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM
I decide, you report.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (7YTFo)
Wish? I'm not a djinn. But I don't give a shit when bad things happen to bad people. Dear Joe: Die in agony, motherfucker.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (4/BuS)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 01:19 PM (aPHOJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 19, 2025 01:16 PM (GBKbO)
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Zero, huh? "Editorial" is a good description then.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 01:19 PM (KUaiK)
Not for Biden to save face, for the media to save what little face they have left.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2025 01:19 PM (LbzpQ)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:19 PM (tiORS)
Get rich quick idea: Sell branded airhorns to ruin any on the street interview with lying media.
Make them small and loud, get Trump to endorse...
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:19 PM (bbuBP)
From the same people who say with absolute medical and moral authority that babies are just clumps of cells.
Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2025 01:20 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (7YTFo)
Norm Macdonald was also not having spokespeople giving press conferences saying he was in tip top shape.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:20 PM (FwS/i)
Posted by: N h ybugjthttfuy at May 19, 2025 01:20 PM (v4+lN)
Posted by: This is really fucked up at May 19, 2025 01:20 PM (TbWk/)
We all thought it was his dementia talking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2025 01:20 PM (4tmpE)
Now hold on. In the last thread, I was reliably informed I was out of my mind for questioning the experts.
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some experts are right and some are wrong, Joe Rogan is not an expert for example
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:21 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 01:21 PM (KUaiK)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:21 PM (tiORS)
Easy money. Just bet on both.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 01:21 PM (Q4IgG)
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Now I see how the Chinese Communist Party operates. It is also more convincing evidence the Democrat Party has been taken over by the CCP/Davos cabal, and their mouthpiece press tools.
Our government is far more corrupt and infested with those that HATE the people of the United States than I thought. My first thought is concern to those Americans that are hard working and want to build a normal life. With a gubbermint like this, that goal is impossible, until the rot is eradicated.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2025 01:21 PM (dadcM)
In the same paragraph of a speech where he claimed it rained Cancer Oil in Delaware...
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM (SIRiz)
If he knew the diagnosis, why in the hell not get treatment? Is the need for power so great that it overrides the instinct for self-preservation?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM (iwRux)
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM (bbuBP)
Posted by: N h ybugjthttfuy at May 19, 2025 01:20 PM (v4+lN)
Maybe he was getting chemo and that is part of the reason his mind was turning to pudding.
It's the thing about a lie. You start questioning everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM (FwS/i)
As for suddenly developing stage 4 cancer, it can happen. I had a high school friend who died from stage 4 lymphoma, didn't know he had it until the stage 4 diagnosis
Posted by: Farquad at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM (U/wQA)
It feels the same as when I learned about Rush.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: miguel cervantes at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: m at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (g47mK)
Well, you never know what they will come up with next...
Via InstaPundit: Whitman College president officiates anti-Trump lesbian wedding featuring a ‘wusband.’ Bridesmaids spread dental dams instead of flower petals.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (FwS/i)
He revealed that doctors have told him he does not have long to live, and he 'expects to be checking out sometime this summer.'
Adams had kept his cancer battle quiet, and although he did not say when he was diagnosed with the disease, he said he has 'had it longer than (Biden) has had it. Well, longer than he's admitted to having it.'
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (0sNs1)
Former President Biden's prostate will make a televised statement later today to deny rumors it became cancerous more than a week ago. Reporters must submit questions not later than 4 PM ET today.
Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (e4LaW)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2025 01:21 PM (dadcM)
Purge it all root and branch. And we all need to watch lower levels of government for this nonsense. The clowns we have in the fed level all started somewhere.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (iwRux)
Posted by: SamIam at May 19, 2025 01:13 PM (oasF3)
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THIS ^^^^^^
Posted by: Ciampino - Insurance the Whiteman's Burden! at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (SIRiz)
The mind boggles.
Posted by: red speck at May 19, 2025 01:23 PM (0Id0S)
In the same paragraph of a speech where he claimed it rained Cancer Oil in Delaware...
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM (SIRiz)
Yeah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2025 01:24 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 19, 2025 01:17 PM (p31pK)
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It was the dementia making him forget to shut up about it.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2025 01:24 PM (FZ+Or)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HER SPECIALTY IS LYING PROSTATE IN BED!!!
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 01:24 PM (aPHOJ)
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"I'll check his prostate!" - Pete Buttigieg
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 19, 2025 01:24 PM (YqDXo)
I’m an expert.
I guard-effing-tee you I know more about nutrition and how it impacts health than 90% of all Drs.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2025 01:24 PM (LbzpQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 01:24 PM (KUaiK)
Posted by: miguel cervantes at May 19, 2025 01:25 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 01:25 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2025 01:25 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:25 PM (g47mK)
I know some old AWFLs who insist reports of Biden's ill health are grossly exaggerated.
They even deny the dementia
Posted by: kallisto at May 19, 2025 01:26 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Dorian Gray at May 19, 2025 01:26 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: miguel cervantes at May 19, 2025 01:26 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 01:26 PM (99eI0)
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My theory is agresssivee brain cancer that finally metastasis to his prostrate.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2025 01:26 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2025 01:26 PM (FZ+Or)
They even deny the dementia
Posted by: kallisto at May 19, 2025 01:26 PM (dCxaZ)
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Well, MSNBC and CNN are noted right wing networks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:27 PM (g47mK)
I don't wish him ill. I think he's had a miserable life.
He has no idea what real love is. His children are idiots and drug addicts and crappy people. His wife uses him for her own purposes, to have the lifestyle she wants with power and all the perks.
Who really cares about Biden, even in his own family? It appears all they care about is what he can do for them.
Even with his limited cognitive abilities (all his life -- he's dumber than a box of rocks) he COULD have used what God gave him to make the world a better place. He chose otherwise.
He won't ever get the justice we would like to see him get, HERE, but he's going to face God, sooner rather than later, and that's where real and perfect judgment lies.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 19, 2025 01:27 PM (Eo96p)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 01:24 PM (KUaiK)
Mrs. Wilson ran things while her husband was debilitated by a stroke in the last portion of his second term. For 18;months IIRC.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 01:27 PM (iwRux)
I'd bet *biden has been aware of his condition for at least a couple years. Probably manageable at first, but later even the drugs he was juiced up on can't help. He's likely only got months to go.
Hope it's painful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 01:27 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:27 PM (g47mK)
The whole men-of-steel with the finger on the red nuke button is so 1962 that George Clooney should do a remake.
Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2025 01:27 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Crusader at May 19, 2025 01:28 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2025 01:26 PM (lCppi)
This tracks, given that Joe spent 30 or more years with his head firmly planted in his ass.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 01:28 PM (4/BuS)
Its a long list.
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:28 PM (bbuBP)
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Next you'll be telling me they covered up Hunter's many serial and treasonous crimes because he's a drug addict.
Wait, wut? And wut's "a loving father" to do?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 01:28 PM (aPHOJ)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2025 01:28 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m at May 19, 2025 01:29 PM (CQE5S)
As for suddenly developing stage 4 cancer, it can happen. I had a high school friend who died from stage 4 lymphoma, didn't know he had it until the stage 4 diagnosis
Posted by: Farquad
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Very unlikely for prostate cancer, we hear. PSA tests were all clear until just now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 01:29 PM (n7rxJ)
My FIL recently died from metastatic prostate cancer, at age 91.
However, he was a 20-year survivor of the disease, who had had surgeries, treatment, and constant monitoring, as well as adhering to a healthy lifestyle.
He developed some aches and pains, two months ago, and when they got bad enough for him to see the doctor, they found he had somehow broken three ribs, but had had no falls.
My daughter the nurse went on full alert, because prostate cancer is apparently famous for roaring back with a bang, and going everywhere.
My FIL went in for a PET scan, which found multiple fast-growing lesions in his spine, ribs, pelvis, lungs, kidneys, liver and bladder.
They said they could test further to see if it was in his brain and he said "don't bother", chose hospice, and was gone within the month.
Biden has had this for years.
Posted by: barbarausa at May 19, 2025 01:29 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 01:18 PM (7YTFo)
Norm Macdonald was also not having spokespeople giving press conferences saying he was in tip top shape.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:20 PM (FwS/i)
True but it was also pretty clear that Norm had "something" serious.
He definitely had the physical signs of being loaded up on and treated with steroids from time to time.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2025 01:29 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 19, 2025 01:30 PM (tykPk)
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You know Joe has probably soiled those seats moar than once.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 01:30 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 01:30 PM (ZVgZ4)
The man's a regular modern day Job!
So many afflictions visited upon him by a vengeful Satan and an indifferent God.
How fortunate we were to have had this modern day saint in our midst!
How ungrateful we are now to mock him in his senescence!
* excuses self to go visit a vomitorium *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2025 01:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:30 PM (pZEOD)
Seat Covers and Carpet Kits are readily available.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (SIRiz)
If only Joe had gotten 3 more terms like FDR did, he'd be the greatest of all time. Plus a truly decent human being in every respect.
President Biden has always held a special place in my heart. I have always looked to him as the type of person I wish I had for a father.
One of the few who actually did something that benefitted me personally - student loan forgiveness after years of paying interest
His biggest accomplishment is rarely talked about: insisting that the post-COVID recovery be bottom-up instead of top-down contributed some to inflation but experts were genuinely surprised that a recession didn't follow because all their models were based on the traditional strategy.
If much of this country wasn't an ignorant, brainwashed, propagandized mess the entire nation would have been aware of Biden's many great accomplishments and how much he was doing to help most Americans. He would be immensely popular and revered.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (JCZqz)
Let’s get some arrests going, please.
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (X6BfD)
I'd run things past Rhomboid if I could. I trust him due to years of reading. SeattleSlough not so much.
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (bbuBP)
It would be easier to trust all these "experts" if the entire class didn't have such a shitty track record.
Remember - "Scarves" was supposed to be our expert. Henry Paulson of the TARP debacle ? Ours. I can go on.
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 01:32 PM (e4LaW)
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Wait I thought the parties switched??
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:32 PM (tiORS)
Posted by: JTSmith at May 19, 2025 01:32 PM (acloF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 01:32 PM (QGS/I)
Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2025 01:27 PM (j4U/Z)
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Seven Gays In May?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 01:32 PM (aPHOJ)
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Seat Covers and Carpet Kits are readily available.
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Well, if you want to smell Joe go ahead.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 01:32 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 01:32 PM (ef25Y)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM
Is that what they're calling merkins these days?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2025 01:33 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:33 PM (bbuBP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 01:33 PM (QGS/I)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025
I am, in fact, an expert on being an expert.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:33 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (JCZqz)
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This isn't just an alternative reality. This is an alternate alternative reality.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 01:33 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2025 01:33 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (bbuBP)
SeattleSlough? He hasn't shown up since the days when he was still whining that too many of us here weren't taking Covid seriously enough, and that we were ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 01:33 PM (uWKK8)
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Look, you speak only for yourself. You were fooled by charlatans? your own fault. Find better criteria to define "expertise".
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (g47mK)
They threatened to release this information....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (mP0Kj)
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Oh FFS does anyone have the number of 85 psychiatrists for this mental patient?
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (tiORS)
Why didn't DOCTOR Jill Biden diagnose this months ago?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (V/ccX)
The part where Biden starts talking about the Mongols and his Archery Prowess really cracked me the fuck up.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2025 01:28 PM (O7YUW)
Next week it will be announced doctors recently discovered DOCTOR Jill has Stage 4 cancer in both breasts. Doctors are uncertain what her life expectancy may be.
In two weeks, it will be announced doctors recently discovered Hunter has terminal lung cancer. Doctors are uncertain if he will die before his father does.
Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (aBgBM)
And did they get Joey Martinized?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (QGS/I)
That is some good sh*t they're smoking over there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2025 01:35 PM (0sNs1)
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Oh FFS does anyone have the number of 85 psychiatrists for this mental patient?
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (tiORS)
Some people just have different aspirations in life, like showing with their father.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 01:35 PM (4/BuS)
You mean absent and enabling your drug habit? I bet your real father was normal.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 01:35 PM (99eI0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2025 01:35 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 01:35 PM (ef25Y)
Rhomboid IS smart in my opinion. I expect he would avoid me in real life. (Snicker)
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:35 PM (bbuBP)
A corrupt piece of shit who would pay you for doing drugs? You probably do wish you had that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (uWKK8)
They need to share a padded cell with 'Ana' Vallens.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (QGS/I)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (RHGPo)
Irony so thick you could call it Janet Jackson.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM
Vespa Vagabonds >>> Hells Angels >>> Mongols
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (0sNs1)
One of the few who actually did something that benefitted me personally - student loan forgiveness after years of paying interest
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Wait, what? What's the status of those "canceled" student loans?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (n7rxJ)
Evil people will do anything not to die.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (VofaG)
Only a vaccine can do that!
I'm more at the "I question the timing" stage.
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (KtPtl)
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Oh FFS does anyone have the number of 85 psychiatrists for this mental patient?
Posted by: ...
Let's not be too hasty here. If you're a Biden son, you're golden, with money, women, legal protection...a true princeling.
If you're a daughter, on the other hand...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (KbCG3)
@HollyBriden
Instead of all the speculation, how about a simple “thank you” to the man who put his own health aside to put YOU first and save the soul of the nation?
If you think about it, this is your fault.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 19, 2025 01:37 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:37 PM (g47mK)
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wow.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 01:37 PM (87BF4)
Tell yourself that the next time you take a shower.
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2025 01:37 PM (b+qgU)
Have you no decency at last? Here Joe is, dying painfully, and you're raking over the dead, gone past? For shame, sir, for shame!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:37 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 01:37 PM (QGS/I)
Posted by: epador at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (R8FE8)
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Whoa, hang on a minute here! Didn’t we have an absolute crisis about democracy being threatened for realsies this time when Trump joked about this?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (X6BfD)
I mean, this is possible.
Posted by: m at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (Dv3i1)
"Our" in the rhetorical - not mine. Thats the point.
All these damn experts are up for scrutiny now. The past decade couple decades demands it. Not just "their" experts.
All of them. Every single one that says "trust me". And for sure don't trust anyone that says "trust them".
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (e4LaW)
Sure you do.
Posted by: Ashley Biden at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Farquad
_______________
One of my baseball buddies scored the winning run on a sac fly in extra innings, didn't feel so good, went to the ER and found he had stage 4 adenocarcinoma of the stomach. He died 10 days later.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (YqDXo)
I'm sure they would extend the same consideration for Trump. Right now is a good time, since Trump is dealing with assassination threats. Well, he would be dealing with them if he weren't so busy
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 19, 2025 01:39 PM (rF2iL)
Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 19, 2025 01:39 PM (ycs3a)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:39 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 19, 2025 01:39 PM (rT96s)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (RHGPo)
"hardline"
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:39 PM (tiORS)
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It's not Biden that's the issue, it's the people around him. What a lazy attempt at deflection. Though it will work on many.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 01:40 PM (Dv3i1)
Wait, what? What's the status of those "canceled" student loans?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (n7rxJ)
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Isn't a forgiven loan considered taxable income for the debtor?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:40 PM (QnmlO)
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"You mean, like, a worm?"
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 01:40 PM (Em3O9)
My previous old school doctor, who I had to change from because of insurance, did both the PSA and digital exam.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 01:40 PM (VofaG)
https://tinyurl.com/cde5aw46
Posted by: Paco at May 19, 2025 01:40 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: epador at May 19, 2025 01:41 PM (R8FE8)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 01:36 PM (RHGPo)
"hardline"
Posted by: ...
I mean...actually enforcing deportations in any large scale hasn't been done since Eisenhower and "Operation Wetback".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2025 01:41 PM (JCZqz)
....
(just throwing that out there in case any DUmmies are reading)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2025 01:41 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2025 01:41 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Joey "Spats" Biden at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (bbuBP)
Posted by: epador at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (R8FE
But not yesterday, the day that it was announced.
Posted by: m at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Dad of Six at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (yccMr)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Ivermectin? That's horse medicine. I can take it though.
Posted by: John F. Kerry at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (X6BfD)
the same for me or that he has something but not as severe.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (VofaG)
https://www.youtube.com/live/4NPIr9cNZA4
I'm listening to the intro. 6m 30s in he's still talking about Biden but the comments imply he will get to his own health. Announcement comes at 7m 15s. Up to that point he just discusses the disease in general.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (eQQhT)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 19, 2025 01:39 PM
What about the dating advice, and things-to-say-to-your-wife crews?
Posted by: HordeSource (tm) at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 01:38 PM (e4LaW)
Trust me. Would I lie to you?
Posted by: Joe Isuzu at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (VofaG)
Well - the daughters do get unlimited showers.
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (e4LaW)
J'Blowme and the Sainted Beau both contracted cancer from the Cancer Oil pits of Mordor in their quest to destroy Sauron's Ring of Power.
True story! J.R.R. Tolkien disguised them as Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee so that they could live out the remainder of their lives normally.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May
Oh my gosh. I can’t with you today. 🤣😂🤣😂
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:35 PM (bbuBP)
Recent nic change?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (N7Szs)
I hope he takes what time he has left to make thing right with God.
Posted by: Dad of Six at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (yccMr)
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More like he expects God to make things right with Joe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (QnmlO)
I bet he still sends you flowers, too!
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (4/BuS)
He gets into it pretty quickly although most of it was summarized on Breitbart (h/t Revolver).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (eQQhT)
......
oH POOR POOR jOE POOR POOR jILL
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (JCZqz)
Wow, thanks for the big, beautiful NOOD, Everyone.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 01:43 PM (77rzZ)
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The Cool Kids don't need a Nood.
*dons sunglasses*
*lights cigarette*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (QnmlO)
All of them. Every single one that says "trust me". And for sure don't trust anyone that says "trust them".
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But you don't discard all experts. You chose to believe a select few that jive with your worldview. No one who makes sweeping generalizations, such as you are doing, is capable of impartiality.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (g47mK)
iiiinteresting.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:39 PM (g47mK)
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Agreed. I wonder if Scott Adams got the jab and this would possibly explain his recent dire diagnosis?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (aaNIV)
I'd run things past Rhomboid if I could. I trust him due to years of reading. SeattleSlough not so much.
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM
He's super smart, I can tell his comments without reading his name.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (mxvzO)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2025 01:46 PM (2ocoG)
Let’s get some arrests going, please.
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 19, 2025 01:31 PM (X6BfD)
Well, a certain Senator McCain supposedly died of cancer, but the exact date of his death was foretold 30 days ahead of time. Sometime later, his daughter, on The View, was talking about him and said, "What are they going to do, kill him again?"
Does THAT sound like McCain really died of cancer. Um, no, not really. Would they do the same with Biden? Yup.
Expect Biden to be dead within the next month or two.
With that being said, it has also been observed that the jab can give you "turbocancer". Cancer that's stage 4 or worse before its even spotted. So take your pick.
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 01:46 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: m at May 19, 2025 01:46 PM (CQE5S)
"
Mrs Eez was thinking the same thing this morning, thanks for the professional viewpoint!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (/Ghsb)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (eQQhT)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (SIRiz)
Heh I only thought that happened in Montana with all the San Fran doctors moving there
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (VofaG)
I have a thing about everyone that announces they conduct business "honestly". Especially the ones who have it in their name. The worst of the worst. Every time.
It's like... I'm sorry, I assumed you were honest to begin with.
Would you walk in a store called "Johnny's Honest VCR's"?
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (tiORS)
Posted by: m at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (CQE5S)
Remember the former should have been disqualifying, the latter is something that means he might not have been able to fulfill 4 years but...the guy is old so we knew that anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (bbuBP)
Posted by: Roy at May 19, 2025 01:48 PM (fO4QD)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
Ragging on Biden > AOC on the rag
Posted by: Simple Truths at May 19, 2025 01:48 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 01:48 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Cancer at May 19, 2025 01:48 PM (ycs3a)
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Not ever.
But really, you should become my ally and we can make it to the end of Survivor.
Posted by: Johnny Fairplay at May 19, 2025 01:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (tiORS)
The VCRs are Honest.
Johnny, however....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2025 01:48 PM (VoAdT)
They are all waiting in line to give the Sheep a 2nd or 3rd Opinion.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Cancer Warrior, Hero at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Simple Truths at May 19, 2025 01:48 PM (JCZqz)
Future president AOC ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (eQQhT)
Can't think of a single person in gov't I trust. In personal life ? Not really.
I piss off my finance guy by demanding a complete paper trail. Why ? I have no reason to believe he'll run off to the Camans. But why take the chance ?
I don't trust my doctor. Any of my clients. My kids. Definitely not my wife.
My dog has been pretty forthcoming.
You're trying to project your trust in certain experts on me. Nope.
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (e4LaW)
Posted by: Roy at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (fO4QD)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (tiORS)
My Avatar on Discogs is Joe Isuzu.
I often wonder if he's hurting sales.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (SIRiz)
I have a thing about everyone that announces they conduct business "honestly". Especially the ones who have it in their name. The worst of the worst. Every time.
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (QnmlO)
One of the more interesting things about our current world is that there are few consequences for failure.
In the old days a leader that failed would be ostracisized. Now? they go on TV and tell us everyone else is wrong and it wasn't their fault.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (t0Rmr)
I have a thing about everyone that announces they conduct business "honestly". Especially the ones who have it in their name. The worst of the worst. Every time.
It's like... I'm sorry, I assumed you were honest to begin with.
Would you walk in a store called "Johnny's Honest VCR's"?
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (tiORS)
He's alright in my book.
Posted by: Joe's Garage. Honest Service With Integrity and Honesty. Honest! at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (Aqu9a)
How's Comey doing?
Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Cancer
True. There's no time to bring sense to him and perhaps guide him towards the righteous path.
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (JCZqz)
https://www.youtube.com/live/4NPIr9cNZA4
I'm listening to the intro. 6m 30s in he's still talking about Biden but the comments imply he will get to his own health. Announcement comes at 7m 15s. Up to that point he just discusses the disease in general.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2025 01:42 PM (eQQhT)
Thanks!
Posted by: m at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (mxvzO)
hey im smart too. Not like everyone says ..like dumb. Im smart and I want respect!
Posted by: Fredo polynikes at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Mike Armstrong
Is your arm really strong? or no?
Posted by: Johnny Fairplay at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (Dv3i1)
https://tinyurl.com/5ed4xm3u
I like them.
They are my doctors, too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2025 01:51 PM (a1415)
Remember the former should have been disqualifying, the latter is something that means he might not have been able to fulfill 4 years but...the guy is old so we knew that anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 01:47 PM (t0Rmr)
Boy, just imagine the impart would be if the American people knew that the Hunter Biden Laptop story was true and that Slow Joe had an aggressive form of prostate cancer BEFORE the 2020 election.
Posted by: mrp at May 19, 2025 01:51 PM (rj6Yv)
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never let a crisis go to waste
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 01:51 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:51 PM (zZu0s)
And did they get Joey Martinized?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 01:34 PM (QGS/I)
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Is that like ScotchGuard?
Posted by: Ciampino - Silylation is the cure at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: American Hawkman at May 19, 2025 01:15 PM (9VDxG)
He was using crude oil for lube.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (99eI0)
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (bbuBP)
How's Comey doing?
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He successfully 86'd the possible charges against him.
Posted by: Johnny Fairplay at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Roy at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (fO4QD)
Posted by: DJ at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Cancer Warrior, Hero
I saw comments on DU saying removing testicles was a common treatment for prostate cancer in older men? Now, testosterone repression or "hormonal sensitive" cancer. They're going to trans everyone one way or another!!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (tiORS)
*dons sunglasses*
*lights cigarette*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (QnmlO)
-
*toothpick dangling outta mouth*
*hat on sideways*
*pants on backwards*
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (qFAfu)
When he fucked up by not dying they forced the issue by Obama issuing his "I'm dropping out" notice.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (2ocoG)
I'm not sure the cancer story would have hurt him much. But the laptop story should also have been disqualifying.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (t0Rmr)
No way a sitting president who travels with his own medical staff wasn't screened for this.
Posted by: Blanco at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (q83gU)
Comey's more egregious lie is that he "just came upon" that. Chances of that are 0.00%.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: m at May 19, 2025 01:50 PM (CQE5S)
He gets through his personal situation at 17m. He's now just talking generalities and offered to answer questions. except his specific medical history. He did try some experimental treatments.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (eQQhT)
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never let a crisis go to waste
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 01:51 PM (AOsQT)
Can you imagine the depraved monomania on the pursuit of political power and the consumption of their own Flavor-Aid they must have to only just now be realizing that the dude is one foot in the urn?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01
The talent on this site is nothing short of amazing!
(But I do wish I had wit and quickness like this)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (pZEOD)
I'm not sure how to interpret this.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (rF2iL)
Has Trump been blamed for Biden's cancer because he cut funding to Harvard or is it still too early?
Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 01:52 PM (99eI0)
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Thought I'd seen fewer articles, "Cambridge Scientists Cure Cancer With One Weird Trick".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (tiORS)
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (VofaG)
LOL. F U. No.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (5QooU)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (aaNIV)
Yes he got the jab ...
And called all those who were against them idiots.
Additionally he was a vehement "masker".
Posted by: browndog has it and will die with it at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (TTAGa)
*dons sunglasses*
*lights cigarette*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (QnmlO)
There is no greater disparity in coolness than people smoking in movies and TV shows (especially back in the day) and the people you see smoking in real life.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 19, 2025 01:55 PM (KbCG3)
I have a thing about everyone that announces they conduct business "honestly". Especially the ones who have it in their name. The worst of the worst. Every time.
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (QnmlO)
Or those that advertise with Bible verses, but that's probably regional. In rural Texas, it's kinda the norm. In California, keep one hand on your wallet at all times.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2025 01:55 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Mike Armstrong
Dude, if you don't trust your wife, you've chosen poorly.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)
Later explained to be a follow up visit for something with Dr Jill.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2025 01:55 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Mike Armstrong
Is your arm really strong? or no?
Posted by: Johnny Fairplay
Mine had to be, to overcome the loss of my other one. I won't let my handicap define me!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 19, 2025 01:56 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (2ocoG)
A bird might have dropped them.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:56 PM (tiORS)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (pZEOD)
I'm not sure how to interpret this.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump!
Sounds like Piper is waiting for Skip to declare "it can be lunch".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 01:56 PM (5QooU)
BS I say, he had his lifelong dream so was a enabler
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2025 01:56 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 19, 2025 01:56 PM (11RXa)
But, if he really does have this "advanced" prostate cancer? He's a goner. And it will be painful for him. He may even need a catheter 24/7 (no more happy s*xy fun time)
RIH, Joey.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2025 01:56 PM (rdVOm)
--Janky election fraud in Romania steals presidency from pro-Trump candidate.
-- Advocate of the extreme-left anti-life "Human Extinction Movement" blows up fertility clinic in Palm Springs, luckily only killing himself (as was his wish).
-- New Covid strain sweeping across China, government trying to cover it up again.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2025 01:57 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 01:57 PM (bbuBP)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:44 PM (pZEOD)
I'm not sure how to interpret this.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May
Skip announces lunch and dinner time. You mean you eat BEFORE the announcement?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:57 PM (pZEOD)
Just when you think you've heard the most disgusting thing possible...along comes another Democrat-Media Complex Fool The Public Op.
Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 01:57 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:58 PM (tiORS)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (2ocoG)
A bird might have dropped them.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:56 PM (tiORS)
African or European swallow?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2025 01:58 PM (Aqu9a)
There is no greater disparity in coolness than people smoking in movies and TV shows (especially back in the day) and the people you see smoking in real life.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 19, 2025 01:55 PM (KbCG3)
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Movies: slim brunette smoking, usually after sex.
Real life: fat redhead smoking and waddling around in tank top and shorts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:58 PM (QnmlO)
So us cruel rightwingers are supposed to ignore his cottage-cheese brain and focus on Bai-Den's rotting ballsack?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2025 01:58 PM (y9nCu)
She'll lie when she considers it justified. Just like my mother, sisters, daughter - and every other woman I've ever know .
So no - I do not take everything she says at face value. Just because she says a thing does not make it so.
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 01:58 PM (e4LaW)
I always loved the kids who held the cigarette backwards (cherry to palm.) Dude, you are 20. This is not Nam. You are not hiding from sharpshooter. Quit it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 19, 2025 01:59 PM (a4NoL)
Posted by: Django
Did you smoke Kools? Or were you brainwashed by Joe Camel and his evil targeting of children?!?! You may be entitled to compensation!!!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2025 01:59 PM (JCZqz)
Get out!!
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 01:59 PM (7YTFo)
LOL. F U. No.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (5QooU)
Flipping the script, these ghouls are using Biden's likely terminal diagnosis to cover up their malfeasance and treasonous behavior.
Let's go, ass cancer! For all of them.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2025 01:57 PM (pMi6S)
Oh no. Is this why the media hasn't deployed a giant fake breathless scandal against Trump?
I thought they'd been too kind.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:59 PM (tiORS)
I'll just say this: if something is obvious, plain-as-day bullshit, and EVERYONE in DC is saying it's clearly true and you're a conspiracy theorist for denying it, then it's bullshit and they're lying to protect the existing order, and that includes the circumstances surrounding the strange death of Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Farquad at May 19, 2025 01:22 PM
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Yeah but lymphoma is known to be often fast-moving and there is no routine screening for it. Prostate cancer is the opposite. Every man over the age of 50 should be getting a periodic PSA test, which nearly always would detect it years before it got to be Stage 4.
Posted by: Bigsmith at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (1Au9i)
____
Thank goodness!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Pics?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 19, 2025
Loomer reported this and I guess she was right. There was a medical emergency.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (eB71+)
"No. It's not like after the Risotto" is the Seinfeld line that just popped into my head.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:57 PM (pZEOD)
Was that wrong?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (qFAfu)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:49 PM (QnmlO)
Or those that advertise with Bible verses, but that's probably regional. In rural Texas, it's kinda the norm. In California, keep one hand on your wallet at all times.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
There's company here in NoVa called Valor Roofing, always talking in their ads about how the founder is a Vietnam Vet, how they stand with veterans, yadda yadda yadda.
I hate it when companies use their "faith" or their "patriotism" as a marketing gimmick.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 02:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Brownsville Station, 1973 at May 19, 2025 02:01 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:01 PM (7YTFo)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 01:57 PM (pZEOD)
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Maybe one of us could identify as skip, announce lunch and you could then proceed to go ahead with the sammich making?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 02:01 PM (tT6L1)
I always loved the kids who held the cigarette backwards (cherry to palm.) Dude, you are 20. This is not Nam. You are not hiding from sharpshooter. Quit it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 01:59 PM (zZu0s)
Smoking really does separate the men from the boys. I went to college outside of NYC and my junior year they banned smoking in bars.
Addiction is a line of coatless morons shivering in a 16-degree night bartering for loosies and a lighter.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 19, 2025 02:01 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 19, 2025 01:59 PM (a4NoL)
Heh. Dude has basically been a public property from day one. Has he even had his own doctor since he became VP under Obama? Imagine if he's had this thing for ages, and no one ever even told the dumb bastard?
I thought when he referenced having cancer about that oil bullshit, it was the brain cancer they had already cut out of him. This could be totally unrelated.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2025 02:01 PM (VoAdT)
I'll just say this: if something is obvious, plain-as-day bullshit, and EVERYONE in DC is saying it's clearly true and you're a conspiracy theorist for denying it, then it's bullshit and they're lying to protect the existing order, and that includes the circumstances surrounding the strange death of Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025
They all knew, I'd love to see the media and DC democrats text messages. You know they were gossiping like teenage girls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 02:01 PM (eB71+)
17 pull my finger joke
22 overtime parking
13 home invasion
13+2 home invasion and shit on the carpet
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM (L/fGl)
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Good way to stink up your hand, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:01 PM (7YTFo)
My father quit smoking like 20 years ago. It's the only thing he speaks romantically of, ha.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM (KbCG3)
Always have a plan.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:01 PM (7YTFo)
Your brain OTOH....
(easy, I'm just "clowning", as the kids say)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM (tiORS)
I notice every FNM outlet calls the guy that won a "centrist" even though I suspect he'll govern further to the left then the last guy...based on the orders he'll get from the people that got him "elected"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 02:03 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM (n17eQ)
Indeed.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 19, 2025 02:03 PM (tiORS)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:58 PM (tiORS)
Not necessarily ...
I had 45 days of radiation, and each session was about 5-10 minutes long.
I didn't feel fresh as a daisy, but I didn't have to go into hiding. Well, COVID nonsense had all of us locked down ... but I digress.
Hormone treatment was a one shot deal that was effective for 6 months - Hot Flashes are sooo much fun.
Posted by: browndog has it and will die with it at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (TTAGa)
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Good way to stink up your hand, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM (n17eQ)
I know smokers have a hard time believing it for whatever reason, but y'all always smell like a fart stored in a musty gym sock anyway. That smell is in everything you own.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (4/BuS)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (RHGPo)
Loomer reported this and I guess she was right. There was a medical emergency.
It is amusing how often the "far right wing cranks" are right and how often the "fact checked centrist professional journalists" of the FNM are wrong...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (t0Rmr)
Always have a plan.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM
I like a cig when I'm drinking and the smoking section is where the cool people hang.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (eB71+)
It's as if the world stood still.
Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:58 PM
AKA, the Walmart parking lot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 02:04 PM (qFAfu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 02:05 PM (wS4ra)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (VoAdT)
Quite a bit. It's a lot easier to digest when one accepts that all DNC/Dem White House explanations which are devoted to the competence of a Dem president are part of an op.
Posted by: mrp at May 19, 2025 02:05 PM (rj6Yv)
No wonder Dr. Jilly always looks grim. It's hard to keep a lie going for years and years.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2025 02:05 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2025 01:57 PM (pMi6S)
Oh no. Is this why the media hasn't deployed a giant fake breathless scandal against Trump?
I thought they'd been too kind.
Posted by: ...
Hard to get reliable info. Hospitals in Hong Kong and Singapore are overwhelmed with cases, that is confirmed. Some say it's much much worse in the mainland, that the streets in many cities are empty again like it's late 2019 or 2020, either because everyone's sick or dead or afraid, or because of an unannounced lockdown. But non way to know what is the credible info.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2025 02:05 PM (pMi6S)
*dons sunglasses*
*lights cigarette*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 01:45 PM (QnmlO)
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*toothpick dangling outta mouth*
*hat on sideways*
*pants on backwards*
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (qFAfu)
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*adjusts beret*
*lights Gauloise*
*peevishely orders a tiny cup of coffee at a sidewalk bistro.*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 19, 2025 02:05 PM (6YdsJ)
The socialist siren song is intoxicating as fuck.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:06 PM (7YTFo)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 19, 2025 02:06 PM (a4NoL)
My dad's prostate cancer spread into his spine. Obviously not as prostate cancer, but some other type.
No clue how that happened.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 02:06 PM (Q4IgG)
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It is a magical drug. It can relax you or focus you. It does what you want it to do. No other drug does that. Well, no other drug than Quaaludes.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 02:06 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 02:07 PM (2VST1)
Their elections are more corrupt then ours.
I'd be shocked if the vote totals listed bear any relation to the ones cast.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 02:07 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2025 02:07 PM (D7oie)
The socialist siren song is intoxicating as fuck.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:06 PM
I guess convincing people there is such a thing as a free lunch that your rich, hoity-toity nemesis will pay for works.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 02:08 PM (eB71+)
The socialist siren song is intoxicating as fuck.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:06 PM (7YTFo)
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Too many young idiots who don't remember what it was like.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 19, 2025 02:08 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 02:08 PM (ef25Y)
Due to the adverse reaction from the cocktail of illegal, illicit and undisclosed drugs they had him on to keep him barely awake for the campaign.
That's what triggered the Vegas emergency--they had to treat the cancer as it was moving too fast and was likely to kill him before the election without it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2025 02:08 PM (V/ccX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I find any type of organ meat is bad.
Posted by: Hungry, picky-eater moron at May 19, 2025 02:09 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 02:09 PM (5QooU)
Just In:
BREAKING:
Happening Now:
Doctors Say Biden's Prostrate Cancer Has Developed A Serious Childhood Stutter
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2025 02:09 PM (Iploq)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 02:09 PM (eB71+)
Correct. Their elections are a farce, the results bear no resemblance to the actual vote totals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (tiORS)
Bandages prevent monkeypox...and anyone can get monkeypox, so you need to be vaxxed!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Biden, Clinton 🙏🏻 Schumer.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (5QooU)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 01:54 PM (tiORS)
Bandages prevent monkeypox...and anyone can get monkeypox, so you need to be vaxxed!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
Put the mask on your butt
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: SMOD
I have a dream. Joe is determined to be so out of it that he could not possibly have done the the things he is alleged to have done so all of his appointments are vacated, particularly Justice Jumanji.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (NtVYv)
They had me go with the daily hormone tablets during radiation.
Took about ten days for the hot flashes to start.
But once they did?
Ho boy!
Them's a bitch!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (ef25Y)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (Iploq)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (8avO+)
Probably. Plus, it would take him out of the public eye for extended periods and they were trying to sell the "tires everyone out, he's so strong and busy" lie.
I don't know if the shot has carcinogen effect or not but recent studies suggest that it reduces female fertility permanently. Which, if not an intentional effect certainly was a happy side effect for the globalist overpopulation types.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 02:12 PM (2VST1)
My dad's prostate cancer spread into his spine. Obviously not as prostate cancer, but some other type.
No clue how that happened.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 02:06 PM (Q4IgG)
If it's metastatic, then it's cancerous cells with the f'd up makeup of prostatic cells.
When wife's cancer spread to her spine, those were cancerous breast cells. Same when it spread to her liver.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2025 02:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2025 02:12 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
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And get your dog vaxxed too, if ... well ... you know ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 19, 2025 02:12 PM (YqDXo)
-Dr. Vinny Boom Botz
Posted by: Captain Fantastic Gumby was assassinated at May 19, 2025 02:13 PM (o0OMn)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2025 02:13 PM (hfj14)
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at May 19, 2025 02:13 PM (ERYKL)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2025 01:53 PM (2ocoG)
A bird might have dropped them.
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A swallow?
Posted by: Crusader at May 19, 2025 02:13 PM (TN0g+)
Probably. Plus, it would take him out of the public eye for extended periods and they were trying to sell the "tires everyone out, he's so strong and busy" lie.
I don't know if the shot has carcinogen effect or not but recent studies suggest that it reduces female fertility permanently. Which, if not an intentional effect certainly was a happy side effect for the globalist overpopulation types.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 02:12 PM (2VST1)
Prostate cancer causes female infertility?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2025 02:13 PM (ynpvh)
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This time they're do it right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 19, 2025 02:13 PM (L/fGl)
I'd be shocked if the vote totals listed bear any relation to the ones cast.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 02:07 PM (t0Rmr)
Absolutely. But in a sane world the leftist candidate would get 0%. He might not have won legitimately, but it was close enough to steal. Which is still shocking.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:13 PM (7YTFo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 02:11 PM (ef25Y)
Perhaps the debate was just cover for the inside knowledge that he may not last the electoral season.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2025 02:14 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: tcn in AK
I am sorry for what happened to your father.
But I honestly don't believe Biden got anything other than saline injections. They KNEW how dangerous an untested vaccine was.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 02:14 PM (5QooU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
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And get your dog vaxxed too, if ... well ... you know ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 19, 2025 02:12 PM (YqDXo)
I wish I could go back in time before I knew about the poor dog. Boy, monkey pox sure disappeared from the news after we found out how it was spread.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 02:14 PM (eB71+)
So the man of many handles has his new one for last week and this week?. I was thrown off by the fact he wasn't going on about Boomers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2025 02:14 PM (nFq4j)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 02:15 PM (77rzZ)
The socialist siren song is intoxicating as fuck.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:06 PM (7YTFo)
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Too many young idiots who don't remember what it was like.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 19, 2025 02:08 PM (6YdsJ)
We have exported to them American style voter fraud and push polling. Then add giving them several chances to get a result they like.
The USSR had elections too. Everyone knew they were meaningless.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2025 02:15 PM (8avO+)
Persons hoping Biden 'decisions' will be overturned because of his assumed dementia or autopen abuse by his staff should prepare to be disappointed.
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 02:15 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025 02:15 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2025 02:16 PM (Iploq)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 19, 2025 02:16 PM (eB71+)
Took about ten days for the hot flashes to start.
But once they did?
Ho boy!
Them's a bitch!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
That's when you get a job rearranging a beer cooler.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 02:17 PM (5QooU)
They had me go with the daily hormone tablets during radiation.
Took about ten days for the hot flashes to start.
But once they did?
Ho boy!
Them's a bitch!
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NOW do you believe us?
--Menopausal women, everywhere
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2025 02:17 PM (rdVOm)
Indeed, no way this was missed by the WH doctors. My little brother passed away almost three months ago from cancer complications (esophageal cancer that metastasized to his liver). That was aggressive, but he was also 33 years old and there were signs before the official diagnosis - severe weight loss and constant nausea.
For Biden's case, his PSA levels were probably off the roof and they did report a "benign" mass back in November of 2021. If I had to guess, that's when Biden was officially diagnosed with prostate cancer and that's when the coverup began. That would explain the trips to his home in Delaware (infusion schedules?) and the decline in cognitive functions and movement.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 19, 2025 02:17 PM (9Ovst)
We have exported to them American style voter fraud and push polling. Then add giving them several chances to get a result they like.
Euro multi party systems make it much easier to control the results.
Just set up a fake "center-right" party and have your FNM demagogue the real opposition party as Neo-NAZIs or whatever.
That's what happened in Germany for example
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2025 02:17 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Fat Lump of Satanic Lies at May 19, 2025 02:20 PM (zhAIW)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2025 02:14 PM (i24o9)
Hmm.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2025 02:21 PM (tiORS)
6 months from Now, media in Europe will ask why there’s been a 1500% increase in rapes in Bucharest. And the answer will be toxic masculinity and Trump of course.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 02:21 PM (7YTFo)
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2025 01:17 PM (Bhsk7)
Likely yes he's gonna get relative neglect. But faking a cause of death is pretty risky to those that forge the records. Whereas even a non dimented Biden might have been willing to lie about his prognosis.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2025 02:21 PM (8avO+)
17 pull my finger joke
22 overtime parking
13 home invasion
13+2 home invasion and shit on the carpet
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 19, 2025 02:02 PM (L/fGl)
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NCIS Gibbs' Rule #16: If someone thinks he has the upper hand, break it.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 02:21 PM (b/7+o)
I rigged up a small tabletop fan, pointed at me & set to medium speed. Its on/off/speed control was in an inconvenient location, so I installed a cord switch. Could reach it easily, without disturbing sleep or hubby, and cool off quickly when needed...
Also made up one for Dad, when he told me about his night-sweats and hot flashes. He thought it was awesome.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2025 02:22 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 19, 2025 02:17 PM (9Ovst)
Probably well before that even. Prostate cancer normally takes a while to spread so far.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2025 02:24 PM (8avO+)
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Yes. Dad was supposed to get annual bone scans, but didn't bother after the first few years. Then-- started having problems-- got bone scan.
"Sorry, [Dad], your p-cancer has spread and is causing these problems"
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2025 02:27 PM (rdVOm)
But I honestly don't believe Biden got anything other than saline injections. They KNEW how dangerous an untested vaccine was.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 02:14 PM (5QooU)
Yeah, I noticed the distinct lack of elected officials dropping dead post Covid but catching it frequently. Also the Jihad against Ivermectin like the elites wanted to reserve it for them. CNN Cuomo's wife was caught getting some bootleg Ivermectin from a quack.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2025 02:28 PM (8avO+)
Good times, good times ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2025 02:29 PM (b/7+o)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 02:53 PM (kMaz6)
Posted by: aliassmithsmith at May 19, 2025 03:03 PM (ItFTg)
Posted by: Marooned at May 19, 2025 03:12 PM (kt8QE)
Has learned nothing.
Posted by: Django at May 19, 2025 03:17 PM (bbuBP)
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at May 19, 2025 03:28 PM (0vgdI)
The PSA test itself is wildly erratic, and in and of itself is not determinative. However, a long duration of good PSA tests can be used to make a specific assessment of no prostate cancer. So he would have had at least 5 years of good PSA test results to have had no further diagnostic work suggested. ANd even then, if he was having other related issues he would have been diagnosed. This was definitely hidden, unless our white house physicians are completely incompetent, which they almost certainly are not.
Political considerations hid the diagnosis. He almost certainly had cancer in the 2020 election. The democrats lied again.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2025 03:31 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Butch at May 19, 2025 03:34 PM (KhQD0)
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