The Morning Report — 5/ 19 /25

Good morning kids. So a Mexican Navy tall ship struck the Brooklyn Bridge over the weekend, killing two sailors and injuring about 20 others so naturally, guess whose fault it was. If you said President Trump Chuck Schemer wants to plant a big wet one on your cheek.

Meanwhile, Schumer's little helpers were inspired to commit yet another mostly peaceful act of Democrat "free speech" in defense of their precious democracy (vomits) over the weekend.

The suspect in the explosion at a fertility clinic in Palm Springs, California, on Saturday was reportedly an “anti-natalist” who did not believe people should have more children. The blast occurred at the American Reproductive Centers (ARC) just before 11:00 a.m., shattering windows and leaving debris in its wake, BBC News reported Sunday.

If they can't kill children in the womb, or disfigure them via castration, or molest them into becoming homosexual catamites then no one can have them. Certainly not normal, loving, God-fearing parents of the traditional mother and father variety. Because the planet must be saved, or something. We're battling Malthusians, Luddites and Deviants. I don''t have enough seashells to spell out "86 the anti-natalists." Where's James Comey-dumpster when you need him.

Still, Comey could very well end up being prosecuted for his post. If he is prosecuted, his only real defense would be that he was so ignorant of things that he’s supposed to have expert knowledge of, such as Mafia lingo and what constitutes an actionable threat, that he didn’t know what he was doing. It doesn’t help that Comey has been quite public with his complaints that Trump and his administration have allegedly lied about and defamed him, so it would appear he has a motive to resent Trump. And if the prosecution depends on the establishing the “context” and “nature of the statement” to prove intent, a case against Comey could very well consider the plot of his recent novel, which is damning.

Elsewhere, I'm waiting for Jake Tapper's mea culpa about Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Biden's prostate cancer diagnosis, insofar as he likely was diagnosed quite some time ago and probably was being treated, perhaps as far back as the latter part of his pseudo-presidency. Perhaps his Depends were mostly urine soaked more than fecal matter? Remember, he spent more time on vacation allegedly in Rehoboth than at the White House. The wrecking ball he took to the nation was operated mostly by Obama's apparatchiks. Biden could have been having operations and radiation unbeknownst to us, just like Lloyd AWOL-stin Austin.

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ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

From good friend and friend of the blog Michael Walsh - jjs
THE CONVERSATION: Michael Anton, Diplomat

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE

Yet another report from the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) shows that the federal broadband funding apparatus continues to be fragmented, likely wasting a significant amount of taxpayer money in the process.
GAO Confirms Again: Federal Broadband Programs Waste Taxpayers’ Money
Democrats wanting to throw a monkey wrench into Trump’s agenda have been able to “forum shop” by seeking out sympathetic district court judges most likely to block the president’s actions.
Will the Supreme Court Succumb to Democrat Party Pressure?

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The Cuauhtémoc, a majestic 270-foot training vessel with 277 crew members, was departing New York City en route to Iceland when it reportedly lost power in the East River around 8:30 p.m. and drifted into the bridge. The impact snapped the ship’s 147-foot masts, sending sailors clinging to rigging plummeting and leaving bystanders in shock.
Mexican Navy Tall Ship Crashes Into Brooklyn Bridge, Masts Sheared Off After Power Loss; 19 Injured
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
The Moody’s ratings agency has downgraded United States debt for the first time, knocking the country out of its elite “Aaa” prime rating to “Aa1,” which the agency considers to be “high grade.” According to Moody’s, the decision, which was announced late Friday, May 16 at 4:45 PM—well after markets had closed—was based on increased U.S. deficits and growing interest costs.
U.S. Loses AAA Credit Rating Because of Jerome Powell’s Reckless Behavior.
So the manufacturing we want to bring back we had. During Covid we realized that we had some very strategic shortfalls, whether it was medicines, semiconductors, steel, the other products. So the long term, the medium term goal is to bring back these strategic industries as quickly as possible. I think we will continue trading with China the in the kinds of products that these small businesses are talking about at lower tariff levels.”
Treasury Secretary Bessent: U.S. Doesn’t Want to Decouple, Trump Wants to Open China
CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
The suspect was identified as 25-year-old Guy Edward Bartkus of Twentynine Palms, and the FBI said the attack was deliberate. “This was an intentional act of terrorism. As our investigation will unfold we will determine if it’s international terrorism or domestic terrorism,” the head of the Los Angeles FBI field office, Akil Davis, noted.
Report: Suspected California Fertility Clinic Bomber Had ‘Anti-Natalist Ideology,’ Opposed Increasing Population
Since then, everyone’s been arguing over the definition of “86.” As slang goes, it has a wide variety of uses, some of which are more innocent, such as when you run out of a menu item at a restaurant you “86” it or when you get kicked out of a bar for being too drunk or unruly you’re said to be “86’d.” But it is also been used by the Mafia and the military to refer to killing people, and well, it’s a little harder to swallow that the man who prosecuted the Gambino crime family wasn’t aware of its more sinister meaning.
Comey’s Latest Novel Might Be The Smoking Gun Proving He Intended To Threaten Trump
Many question the situation the modern Democrat party finds itself and whether it will be able to make necessary course corrections to remain a viable, nationwide political party.
Want to Understand the Modern Democrat Party? Look no Further than Apocalyptic Cults
Calls encouraging violence only ever seem to come from one political group, and actual violence only ever seems to flow in one direction.
From Schumer’s ‘Whirlwind’ Threat To Comey’s ‘8647,’ Assassination Prep Is The Left’s MO
Democrat [Fekete Kutya segglyuk] Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison has sued President Donald Trump, his officials and agencies 23 times since Inauguration Day over hot-button political issues, according to press releases from his office. The sheer volume of cases has led some in the state to believe that Ellison is putting a partisan agenda above helping local prosecutors curb violent crime.
AG Racks Up 23 Lawsuits Against Trump Admin While State Struggles To Curb BLM-Era Crime Spike
REVIEW: ‘The Affirmative Action Myth: Why Blacks Don't Need Racial Preferences to Succeed’ by Jason L. Riley
Assessing the Wreckage of Affirmative Action
The long-overdue shuttering of the FBI’s scandal-scarred Washington headquarters signals not just a change of address, but a necessary exile of the agency’s most politically corrupted core.
The FBI Washington Headquarters Won’t Be Missed
"BIDEN/HARRIS BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
A federal judge in New Mexico has dismissed charges against 98 illegal immigrants who crossed into a restricted National Defense Area near the U.S.-Mexico border. The area, established under the Trump administration, forms part of the U.S. Army Garrison Fort Huachuca and is marked by “Restricted Area” signs in both English and Spanish.Judge Gregory B. Wormuth ruled that the illegals could not be prosecuted for entering the restricted zone because they were reportedly unaware it was military property. “The United States provides no facts from which one could reasonably conclude that the defendant knew he was entering,” Wormuth claimed, insisting that requiring intent to enter military land is necessary to avoid “absurd and unfair results.”
Judge Dismisses Charges Against 98 Illegals Who Entered Restricted National Defense Area.
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND BIDEN
Israel’s military, which recently called up tens of thousands of reservists, said that the ground operations are throughout the north and south of the Palestinian territory.
Israel launches ‘extensive’ new ground operations in Gaza as airstrikes kill at least 103 people
The latest offensive will "increase the chance of the return of the hostages," Defense Minister Israel Katz said.
Hamas Agrees To New Hostage Talks After Israel Pummels Terror Group In New Offensive
The evidence reportedly came from minutes of a high-level Hamas political bureau meeting on Oct. 2, discovered by Israeli forces in a tunnel under Gaza, according to newly uncovered internal documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. In the meeting, Yahya Sinwar, Hamas’s chief in Gaza, said that an “extraordinary act” was necessary to stop a normalization deal between Saudi Arabia and Israel, which he claimed threatened to sideline the Palestinian cause.
Hamas Sought To Derail Israel-Saudi Peace Deal With Oct. 7 Massacre, Documents Reveal: WSJ
No American should be held hostage in a foreign country and wonder if the power of the United States will come for him—certainly Alexander himself must have wondered about this.
Edan Alexander’s return is a reminder of Trump’s negotiating power
Whether stealing the Jewish Bible or Jewish history after the Bible, Arabs offer nothing original to justify their claims to the land, but official Israel remains silent.
Israel’s Greatest Weakness Is That It Won’t Challenge Arab-Style Historiography

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I infiltrated the movement on Cornell’s campus, and the results are exactly what you’d expect...
EXCLUSIVE: The Culmination of Cornell’s Gaza Protests: Sexy Kaffiyeh’s and Watermelons
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Josh Shapiro just gave away the largest Muslim grant in state history. Why?
Philly Funds Sharia

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
Queens College is facing a lawsuit that accuses the City University of New York (CUNY) of purging Jewish faculty members from its accounting department in the wake of surging antisemitism on campus.
Queens College ‘Cleans House’ of Jewish Accounting Professors Amid Campus ‘Antisemitic Hate,’ Lawsuit Alleges
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Grover Norquist, President of Americans for Tax Reform, has sounded the alarm over European Union (EU) policies that he claims unfairly target American technology firms. Writing in an opinion editorial this week, Norquist criticized the EU’s Digital Services Act (DSA) and Digital Markets Act (DMA) as measures designed to penalize U.S. companies through excessive regulations and censorship demands.
Yes, Europe Also Uses Non-Tariff Trade Barriers to Edge Out U.S. Firms in Digital Sector.
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
Murkowski suggested that her party should be “taking a more cautious and conscientious approach” to repealing the bill instead of taking a “big hammer” to the green energy credits included in Biden’s trillion-dollar Inflation Reduction Act (IRA), Politico reported. The IRA, which received no votes from Republicans in Congress in 2022, is facing major cuts as Republicans look for possible savings to fund President Donald Trump’s legislative agenda.
GOP Senator Really Doesn’t Want To Take ‘Big Hammer’ To Biden’s Massive Climate Bill EMU-looking Skeksis-doppelganger Cocaine slag criminal - jjs
The Trump Admin and even some Congressional GOPers are targeting a corrupt scheme.
Grinding Down The Great Green Grift
The bear ripped the bars off a home's windows, punched in the glass, jumped in, and attacked a woman in her kitchen. But don't try to present those facts to a so-called conservationist.
After woman is savagely mauled by a bear in the Sierras, environmental wackos argue bears wouldn't dream of doing such a thing
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Ten prisoners were unaccounted for during a routine headcount at the Orleans Justice Center Friday morning, prompting an alert from the Orleans Parish Sheriff’s Office (OCSO) announcing that the detainees escaped from the facility. Authorities made their first capture hours later, apprehending Kendell Myles, 20, as he hid under a car in a hotel parking garage, the OCSO said. He reportedly faces a new charge of simple escape.
Seven Jail Escapees Still At Large In New Orleans
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
“FIRE ranked Harvard dead last among universities for freedom of speech. . . Sociological legitimacy’ depends on public confidence.”
Does Trump Want to Destroy Harvard, or Reform It?
SECOND AMENDMENT
The Second Amendment exists not for sport or self-defense, but to protect the rest of the Constitution against would-be tyrants.
Is there an American Gun Culture?
And though magazines are an inherent part of any multi-shot firearm, the Washington Supreme Court bizarrely contends that they are historically analogous to cartridge boxes.
Washington State races California in gun ban lunacy
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
Republicans weigh scrapping the filibuster, arguing Democrats will kill it anyway—so why not use it now to save the country, then restore it when politics cools down?
Filibuster
AOC benefits from financial disclosure 'loophole' by remaining unmarried to fiancé, watchdog says
Marriage Mystery: Titty-Caca AOC's Engagement Ring Disappears From Her Hand As Fiancé Reaps Benefits
POLITICS
Every weapon formed against Trump in 2024—from media smears to legal battles—failed, as voters delivered him a resounding and improbable return to the White House.
No Weapon Formed Against Trump Prospered
Is the Dems’ Worst Nightmare Coming True?
. . . Democrats have every reason to be panicking right now. Why? Because Trump’s popularity is surging in a blue state. How could the country be revolting against Trump when Trump's popularity is surging in the deep blue state of New Jersey? According to a new Emerson College/Pix 11/The Hill poll, Trump is now viewed more favorably than New Jersey Democrat Governor Phil Murphy.
The statement about Biden’s prostate cancer diagnosis comes after doctors discovered a “small nodule” in Biden’s prostate during a physical examination.
Joe Biden Diagnosed with Prostate Cancer
'It is highly likely he was carrying a diagnosis of prostate cancer throughout his White House tenure and the American people were uninformed.'
Doctors Raise Questions About Timing Of Biden Cancer Diagnosis: ‘Unbelievable This Was Missed’
“We need to look in the mirror, reorganize ourselves, get bad people and bad ideas out of the way, and then we’ll be able to come forward in the midterms. But right now we need to we need to we need to apologize to the American people that we were a part of, something that wasn’t on the up and up.”
Van Jones: Dems Will Pay for Covering Up Biden’s Decline for a ‘Long Time’
On social media, quite a few people were theorizing over the curious timing of Biden’s prostate cancer announcement: Was it purely coincidental that it came on the heels of the incriminating Hur tape release, and all that furious Democrat blowback? But over the long term, it’s gonna be an even bigger PR nightmare. Best-case scenario, even if Biden quickly recovers, it was yet another reminder of the ex-president’s frailty. Worst-case scenario? If, God forbid, Biden’s health unravels and things get worse, the American people won’t forget that the Democrats tried to convince us that this guy was healthy enough to serve another four years. The American people will be pissed.
Republican Class Versus Liberal Garbage: How Would the Dems Have Reacted If TRUMP Had Cancer?
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
In a post on Truth Social, Trump said that the call with Putin is scheduled for 10 a.m. Monday and will focus on ending the war, which he said is killing “more than 5,000 Russian and Ukrainian soldiers a week.” Trade discussions are also expected to be on the agenda.
Trump To Speak With Putin Today In Bid To End Russia-Ukraine ‘Bloodbath’
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
As Donald Trump pushes forward with a series of successful high-profile foreign policy initiatives, the Democrats are increasingly focused on delaying or obstructing these efforts.
Political Sabotage: The Democrats’ Obstruction of Trump’s Foreign Policy Wins
After a whirlwind tour across the Middle East, Trump the business man negotiated trillions for American companies.
President Trump in One Word
Populist candidate George Simion has conceded defeat and acknowledged that the margin, by around a million votes, was too large to have been the result of any alleged voter fraud. Despite his loss, Simion vowed to continue the “fight together with all the sovereigntists, patriots and conservatives around the world for freedom, for God, for family, and for our common ideas”.
Globalist Bucharest Mayor Secures Surprise Win over Populist Simion in Romanian Elections
A young Iranian woman envisions a real friendship between Persians and Jews.
Faezeh Alavi, the Islamic Republic of Iran’s Worst Nightmare
Iran's supreme leader called on the United States to leave the Middle East.
Iran’s Supreme Leader Accuses Trump Of ‘Lying’ While Crowd Chants ‘Death To America’
Welcome to the violence-loving, Caucasian-hating monsters in positions of power in South Africa.
Black Oppressors and Whited Sepulchres
DC AIRLINER/COPTER COLLISION, Philly, Toronto Air Crashes AFTERMATH
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Health-conscious conservatives are at the forefront of this shift, shaping household food choices with greater intention.
How the MAHA movement is leading a snack revolt in the food industry
Legalization is pushing community mental health to the brink.
Marijuana and the Mentally Ill
Brian C. Joondeph, M.D.: President Trump's have risks, but in all, could be very beneficial. And they have bipartisan support
Make Prescription Drugs Affordable Again
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
The findings suggest that over three hundred such systems may already be forming within just these three CMZ clouds [Central Molecular Zone]. “It is exciting that we are detecting possible candidates for protoplanetary disks in the Galactic Centre. The conditions there are very different from our neighbourhood, and this may give us a chance to study planet formation in this extreme environment,” said Professor Peter Schilke at the University of Cologne.
Astronomers detect evidence of numerous protoplanetary disks in three molecular clouds near the galactic center
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
As in America, the elite’s values are entirely different from those of ordinary individuals—and ordinary people made a statement by supporting Israel’s singer.
The miracle of Israel’s second-place win at the Eurovision contest
All the usual Progressive suspects signed on.
Cannes Celebs Virtue Signal in Pro-Hamas Letter to Industry
Shocking video shows the fire roaring through the Nottoway Plantation, a 53,000-square-foot mansion in Iberville Parish, Louisiana.
Leftists Celebrate America's Largest Plantation House Burning to the Ground (Sadly, not DNC headquarters - jjs)
Christian Toto: 'Club Random' host scorches party for unflinching allegiance to Teachers Unions
Bill Maher: Democrats ‘Own’ America’s Broken Education System
HITHER & YON
Yes, he was one of the greatest players ever, but he was also a man of patriotism, dignity, and honor.
Ted Williams Was So Much More Than That Magical .400
A reflection on the conditions that paved the road to the Holocaust.
Have We Forgotten?

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1 Yonder Horde

Tall ship > Mexican low-rider

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 07:11 AM (Q4IgG)

2 Done fetched 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 07:12 AM (Q4IgG)

3 morning horde

happy monday

i've got coffee, time for content.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:13 AM (v6XNT)

4 FJB

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2025 07:14 AM (vFG9F)

5 Will The SCROTUMs succumb to democrat party pressure?

They have already folded up like a wet taco. No succumbing needed.

Posted by: The Mexican Navy at May 19, 2025 07:14 AM (xofCm)

6 Moody's US downgrade stokes worries about debt time-bomb

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Morgan Stanley says, Buy any dip in US stocks after Moody's cut

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Battle of the Banks, we much?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 07:16 AM (nqJ7G)

7 Good morning, everyone. I have had a coffee and a bagel. The rest of the day will be easy to manage.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 07:16 AM (99eI0)

8 good morning JJ, Horde

You're posting early today, JJ

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 19, 2025 07:17 AM (rrE7W)

9 "The bear ripped the bars off a home's windows, punched in the glass, jumped in, and attacked a woman in her kitchen. But don't try to present those facts to a so-called conservationist."
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Cocaine is a helluva drug...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2025 07:18 AM (7fElN)

10 Well to go along with the general stupidity of the times, looks like Kash and Bongino have fully been told what’s what by the Deep State, they declared after seeing the evidence that Epstein killed himself and that you know a suicide when you see one.

No explanation for putting a cop/murderer in his cell as a roommate who proceeded to beat the shit out of him, no explanation for the guards falling asleep or the cameras malfunctioning or why every blanket in the jail was in his cell.

This is all very disappointing.

Means we are never getting to bottom of who was running Epstein.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2025 07:19 AM (XV/Pl)

11 Bravo, JJ, and thank you!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2025 07:20 AM (/Ghsb)

12 Does Trump Want to Destroy Harvard, or Reform It?

What makes you think one won't lead to the other?

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 07:22 AM (99eI0)

13 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:22 AM (ExV1e)

14 >>Does Trump Want to Destroy Harvard, or Reform It?

Much like with China, I don't want Harvard reformed, I want it destroyed.

Or at a bare minimum, zero tax dollars going to it for anything, period.

These institutions have billion dollar endowments and rich alumni that fund whatever nonsense they want, leave the taxpayer out of it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2025 07:24 AM (XV/Pl)

15 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 19, 2025 07:27 AM (hoCmQ)

16 Happy Monday

thx jj

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 07:27 AM (gbOdA)

17
Thomas Bender is, sadly, correct.

Discovery, outrage, promised action, obscurity.

Let's dig up Seth Rich and tease some new effort of finding the truth there.

Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2025 07:29 AM (j4U/Z)

18 so according to sen schumer biden was responsible for that ship hitting the bridge in baltimore?

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 19, 2025 07:29 AM (CWTWj)

19 Fen,

If you are still around, your son's phone should be backed up in icloud. If it is, it will pull that onto the new phone. There's an option forbit in setup.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 19, 2025 07:30 AM (AcTAo)

20 "The bear ripped the bars off a home's windows, punched in the glass, jumped in, and attacked a woman in her kitchen. But don't try to present those facts to a so-called conservationist."
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Cocaine is a helluva drug...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2025 07:18 AM (7fElN)

am i the only one noting the animal kingdom lining up against us?

we have a squirrel defending a bear mauling a woman.

of course, she probably would have pick the bear anyway, so maybe he was just making his pass at her...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:30 AM (v6XNT)

21 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 07:30 AM (qFAfu)

22 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 19, 2025 07:32 AM (53oGX)

23 >“The United States provides no facts from which one could reasonably conclude that the defendant knew he was entering,”
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I thought ignorance of the law was not a defense

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 07:33 AM (AOsQT)

24 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at May 19, 2025 07:33 AM (E6cid)

25 The Cuauhtémoc, a majestic 270-foot training vessel with 277 crew members, was departing New York City en route to Iceland when it reportedly lost power in the East River around 8:30 p.m. and drifted into the bridge.

It sure seems like there's an epidemic of foreign ships losing power and crashing into US bridges. Admittedly, in this case, the bridge was never in danger.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

26 >so according to sen schumer biden was responsible for that ship hitting the bridge in baltimore?

Posted by: gnatslocal675
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nope
Trump again

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 07:34 AM (AOsQT)

27 Good news, Trump's spending bill made it out of committee late last night. Still a bunch of work to do but that was a critical first step that most people thought was not going to happen after the gop(e) shenanigans.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2025 07:35 AM (e5NfL)

28 "86" means "bathsalt gorilla cavalry attack the center, behead and then sodomize all prisoners."

Posted by: ZOD at May 19, 2025 07:35 AM (E6cid)

29 "We're going to need a bigger boat."

- Mexican Navy, 2025

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 07:36 AM (hOOi9)

30 "The United States provides no facts from which one could reasonably conclude that the defendant knew he was entering,”

Ignorance and disobedience of our laws by non-citizens is no reason to kick them out without due process.

Posted by: That would be cruel at May 19, 2025 07:36 AM (vFG9F)

31
so according to sen schumer biden was responsible for that ship hitting the bridge in baltimore?

Posted by: gnatslocal675
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nope
Trump again
Posted by: Don Black

Besides, that happened in Baltimore. Which is not New York City.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 07:36 AM (QnmlO)

32
"We're going to need a bigger boat."

- Mexican Navy, 2025

Actually, don't they need a smaller boat?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 07:37 AM (QnmlO)

33 Republicans weigh scrapping the filibuster, arguing Democrats will kill it anyway—so why not use it now to save the country, then restore it when politics cools down?

How fucking stupid do you the American people are to say that we have the filibuster... but only when it isn't important enough? Further, if you get rid of the filibuster, what is the point of the Senate?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

34 > We're going to need a bigger boat."

- Mexican Navy, 2025

Actually, don't they need a smaller boat?
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Shorter... they need a shorter boat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 07:40 AM (Q4IgG)

35 The Cuauhtémoc, a majestic 270-foot training vessel with 277 crew members, was departing New York City en route to Iceland when it reportedly lost power in the East River around 8:30 p.m. and drifted into the bridge.

It sure seems like there's an epidemic of foreign ships losing power and crashing into US bridges. Admittedly, in this case, the bridge was never in danger.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

this one confuses me more than most. I thought the sail was escorted by the tug that was along side. I suppose they had already cast off lines at that point.

but what i'm trying to figure out is, it looks like the current is what took them into the bridge, why would you set sail in a ship that large working against the tide/current? for this exact reasaon....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:40 AM (v6XNT)

36 From data centers to the energy that powers them, Blackstone is providing the infrastructure to fuel the AI revolution.
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Blackstone's infrastructure unit will acquire TXNM Energy in a $11.5 billion deal, including debt, the utility firm said on Monday.
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Yoo Hoo, Alteria, your rates are going up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 07:40 AM (nqJ7G)

37 History will record the Mexican armada's attack on the US as one of Trump's biggest failures.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2025 07:40 AM (vFG9F)

38 . . . Democrats have every reason to be panicking right now. Why? Because Trump’s popularity is surging in a blue state.

Trump isn't running against Phil Murphey and the GOP remains a collection of feckless quislings.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

39 saw this over the weekend: attention ocasio-crackpot:

Detroit U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib is endorsing a state lawmaker who is trying to unseat a fellow Democrat who represents the district next door to hers in Congress.Tlaib on Monday said she is backing state Rep. Donavan McKinney's bid for Congress in Michigan's 13th District and also took a dig at the two-term Thanedar, saying his constituents deserve better representation. "Centering community not only means standing up to corporate donors and lobbyists, but also means fighting to address community needs through robust community services and responsive representation. This type of leadership is missing for residents in the 13th, and I know Donavan will bring it -- I’ve already seen him do so as State Representative," Tlaib said in a statement.

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 19, 2025 07:40 AM (CWTWj)

40 @30

>>Ignorance and disobedience of our laws by non-citizens is no reason to kick them out without due process.

There courts as usual are just making up sh*t.

Aliens have no right to be in the country, their mere presence without any authorization is sufficient.

It's similar to how Comey inferred intent into a statue that does not require intent, he didn't have to prove that Hillary Clinton knew she broke various and sundry laws, all that he had to show is that he did, which she did, thousands of times.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2025 07:41 AM (XV/Pl)

41 The Brooklyn Bridge was designed by an alum of my alma mater, who also oversaw its construction. It's a great structure, as functional as it is attractive. Last I heard it requires less maintenance than bridges half its age.

So ... nice try, MF-ers!

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 07:41 AM (hOOi9)

42 what is the point of the Senate?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

haven't we been saying that since the 17th?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:41 AM (v6XNT)

43 33 How fucking stupid do you the American people are to say that we have the filibuster... but only when it isn't important enough? Further, if you get rid of the filibuster, what is the point of the Senate?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

WIth direct elections of senators, the Senate became pointless, except for Democrats to ride roughshod over checks and balances.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2025 07:42 AM (x0n13)

44 >>>this one confuses me more than most. I thought the sail was escorted by the tug that was along side. I suppose they had already cast off lines at that point.
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Didn't see any tug and that thing was backing up fast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 07:42 AM (nqJ7G)

45 Globalist Bucharest Mayor Secures Surprise Win over Populist Simion in Romanian Elections

Dracula wept.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:42 AM (ExV1e)

46 None of theitlr ships are loe riders, apparently.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2025 07:42 AM (YMw6T)

47 32
"We're going to need a bigger boat."

- Mexican Navy, 2025

Actually, don't they need a smaller boat?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 07:37 AM (QnmlO)

Not if they're going to take out one of our bridges! Maybe talk to the guys who took out the FSK bridge a while back...

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 07:43 AM (hOOi9)

48 The f'n drug company commercials have ruined the Lowrider song for me.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2025 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

49
It sure seems like there's an epidemic of foreign ships losing power and crashing into US bridges. Admittedly, in this case, the bridge was never in danger.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

The problem is racist bridges, according to Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 07:44 AM (QnmlO)

50 > Didn't see any tug and that thing was backing up fast.
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Alternate view from the other side of the river.

The is a tug. Didn't appear to have any lines attached to the Mexican ship.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 07:44 AM (Q4IgG)

51 this one confuses me more than most. I thought the sail was escorted by the tug that was along side. I suppose they had already cast off lines at that point.
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Didn't see any tug and that thing was backing up fast.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 07:42 AM (nqJ7G)

cold be my confusion, thought i saw a reference to a tug.

that's what i get for listening to the media...

I also assumed they'd have a tug to get off the pier, other than some small boys, cruise ships, and amphib carriers, there's not a lot of boats with bow thrusters that allow for unaided dock/underway.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:45 AM (v6XNT)

52 @33

>>what is the point of the Senate?

Mostly to spend taxpayer money and enrich themselves through backdoor arrangements, mostly through shadowy NGO's, The MIC, and other taxpayer funded mechanisms.

The Filibuster is a creation of The Senate, it's not constitutionally or statutorily required or mandated.

I'm perfectly fine moving to a spoils system, the problem is we can't count on The GOP to not use their new powers corruptly or against the wishes of The American People.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2025 07:45 AM (XV/Pl)

53 quoting a guy who writes at the 'atlantic':

Both Tapper and Thompson "studiously avoid saying this outright; to their credit, they do little editorializing," Austin Harper continued. "The book is written not unlike an autopsy report, describing a gruesome political car crash in dispassionate, clinical detail. The American people, however, must confront the possibility that the book raises: that we may not have had a president capable of discharging the office since Barack Obama left the White House in 2017."

Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 19, 2025 07:45 AM (CWTWj)

54 "The United States provides no facts from which one could reasonably conclude that the defendant knew he was entering,”

Trump should respond that, in order to assist in understanding, we'll be seeding a two mile wide strip at the border with mines.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

55 >>>U.S. Loses AAA Credit Rating Because of Jerome Powell’s Reckless Behavior.
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And what'sHisDick, Mark Zandi, head of Moody's is Biden's bunk buddy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 07:46 AM (nqJ7G)

56 The f'n drug company commercials have ruined the Lowrider song for me.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2025 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

that was our "end of well deck operations" song when i was on the Belleau Wood back in the day. was always a good time, and that will be the only way i remember it now.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:46 AM (v6XNT)

57 I'm certain Tapper knew about Biden's prostate cancer long ago ... he was so far up his ass all the time.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at May 19, 2025 07:47 AM (u9OdC)

58 37 History will record the Mexican armada's attack on the US as one of Trump's biggest failures.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2025 07:40 AM (vFG9F)

A sneak attack far beyond even Pearl Harbor! After all, WHO KNEW Mexico even HAD a navy!?!

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 07:47 AM (hOOi9)

59
Nvidia, Foxconn to Build AI Factory Supercomputer in Taiwan
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Hey, Chairman Xi, SMD!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 07:47 AM (nqJ7G)

60 we may not have had a president capable of discharging the office since Barack Obama left the White House in 2017."
Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 19, 2025 07:45 AM (CWTWj)

THAT is an interesting take on the biden disaster...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:47 AM (v6XNT)

61 the point of having the senate is probably that a few states like cali and nys can't control everything

Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 19, 2025 07:48 AM (CWTWj)

62
Ft Worth got bonked by large hail last night.

Very stormy it was. For a While.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2025 07:48 AM (iJfKG)

63 @61

>>the point of having the senate is probably that a few states like cali and nys can't control everything

Not only are they reinstituting SALT, it looks like they are massively increasing the allowable deduction, so, in effect, Cali and NYS do control everything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2025 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)

64 WIth direct elections of senators, the Senate became pointless, except for Democrats to ride roughshod over checks and balances.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2025 07:42 AM (x0n13)

Even with direct elections, the filibuster granted the illusion that the things done by the government had more than the barest sliver over 50% support. Remove that and the Senate becomes a small, more arrogant, House.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

65 Trump should respond that, in order to assist in understanding, we'll be seeding a two mile wide strip at the border with mines.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

my schadenboner just past jupiter.

i would LOVE for this to be the official response. even if he doesn't ACTUALLY do it. just announce it. watch the lefties heads explode

just before they walk down to protest and maybe literally explode...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:49 AM (v6XNT)

66 I like salt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2025 07:49 AM (YMw6T)

67 Good morning, J.J. and thank you for all the great work.

I see the left is trying to use Joe's cancer to deflect away from questioning anything done under the senile old perverts residency.

Uh, no it only adds to the scandal, because cancer doesn't appear and metastasize within just a few short months.

Oh, and by the way, far as I'm concerned, election theft aside, it appears J6 was far more justified than originally thought.

Foisting an addled cancer riddled pervert off on the country so an unelected Junta could be in power seems justification enough for J6.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 07:49 AM (tT6L1)

68
"The book is written not unlike an autopsy report, describing a gruesome political car crash in dispassionate, clinical detail. The American people, however, must confront the possibility that the book raises: that we may not have had a president capable of discharging the office since Barack Obama left the White House in 2017."

So, a sedevacantist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 07:50 AM (QnmlO)

69 A good cheat-sheet breakdown of the abominations of the Left.

https://tinyurl.com/3knhc7us

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2025 07:50 AM (vsTPo)

70 Missed the Tech Thread, but the idea of General AI not being attainable w/o more money sounds exactly like the Climate Grift, the Cancer Grift, the Fusion Grift, and every other thing that has this goal, but no one really wants to achieve the goal, because the journey is so much more profitable to the worker bees.

What AI will never have is Wisdom, and Wisdom comes from God, and the Paraclete will never abide within a few million NVidia chips. So AI will augment human intelligence, but doesn't and can never have wisdom.

Proof of divine origin of Wisdom is to see the folly of the reprobate as they make a mess out of things, or concoct strange fantasies that attempt to explain what they will never know. See also Romans 1, that says the further one is from God the further they are from rationality and wisdom.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 07:50 AM (a4flb)

71 we may not have had a president capable of discharging the office since Barack Obama left the White House in 2017."
Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 19, 2025 07:45 AM (CWTWj)

THAT is an interesting take on the biden disaster...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:47 AM (v6XNT)
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Notice that it's also a slam at PDT's first term...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2025 07:51 AM (7fElN)

72 Seems like there should have been enough time for the crew of that ship to realize it was out of control, and going to hit something, if it was simply drifting. Yet, they just stood fast, waiting to be knocked into the river.

The whole thing doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 07:52 AM (hOOi9)

73 we may not have had a president capable of discharging the office since Barack Obama left the White House in 2017."
Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 19, 2025 07:45 AM (CWTWj)

THAT is an interesting take on the biden disaster...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:47 AM (v6XNT)
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Notice that it's also a slam at PDT's first term...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2025 07:51 AM (7fElN)

yup. that's where i was headed with it.

must be interesting to be that deep in denial. i wonder how lefties manage to get through the day while remembering to feed themselves. to be that disconnected from reality...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:52 AM (v6XNT)

74 They couldn't see the bridge past the fuzzy dice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2025 07:53 AM (YMw6T)

75 I see the left is trying to use Joe's cancer to deflect away from questioning anything done under the senile old perverts residency.

I'll take it one step further: it ain't prostate cancer, its terminal, and what they are claiming is terminal, but the real terminal disease has nothing to do with the prostate and has everything to do with his dementia.

It easier to claw back Court Nominees, auto-penned pardons and a host of other things when it is medically demonstrable that the acting POTUS was incapable of comprehending the appointments and anything that the auto pen signed.

So we get the prostate cancer lie.

Waterboard the White House Physician Keven O'Connor. This is the greatest scandal since the last one.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 07:54 AM (a4flb)

76 Good morning again everyone. Thx JJ.
The bear kill story is peak environmental wacko stupid. Back in the early 2000s I had to drive to to Monticello NY, Sullivan county, for court. The Hasidim come up from the city and spend the summer at camps there doubling the population of the county.
A woman left her baby in a stroller outside their bungalow. It was next to a dumpster which attracted a young bear which it was believed had just left its mother. The bear took the babies skull in it's mouth shaking it and breaking the babies neck, killing the child. So yeah bears kill people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 07:55 AM (O8bOp)

77 If I recall correctly, the exact date of McCain's supposedly dying from cancer was predicted 30 days in advance. His daughter (on The View) would later make a comment about him saying, "What are they going to do, kill him again?"

Nothing to see here folks, move along!...

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 07:56 AM (hOOi9)

78 I wonder what would have been the junta's response to one of their propagandists, like Tapper, reporting that *biden was indeed, a shriveled up husk with dementia and his head up his ass? They all knew, but continued to propagate the lies to curry favor.

But I figure they were more interested in propping up the worst president in modern history over telling even a modicum of the truth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 07:56 AM (Q4IgG)

79 @23, was the same standard applied to J6'ers who set foot on the grass after the signs were removed? No?
Think the judge is showing their ass there.

Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at May 19, 2025 07:57 AM (1U9Mx)

80 75 I see the left is trying to use Joe's cancer to deflect away from questioning anything done under the senile old perverts residency.
**
Of course. Everything in existence represents an opportunity to be exploited or an enemy to be destroyed.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2025 07:57 AM (vsTPo)

81 The United States provides no facts from which one could reasonably conclude that the defendant knew he was entering,”

Is this yet another edition of "Blacks Don't Know How To Obtain ID"?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 07:58 AM (a4flb)

82 53
The American people, however, must confront the possibility that the book raises: that we may not have had a president capable of discharging the office since Barack Obama left the White House in 2017."

Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 19, 2025 07:45 AM (CWTWj)
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"... that we may not have had a DEMOCRATp/u] president capable of discharging the office since Barack Obama left the White House in 2017."

FIFY

Posted by: Ciampino - not quite at May 19, 2025 08:00 AM (sPQoU)

83 Our ship has the mark of a fighter!

Posted by: CAPTAIN MODELO at May 19, 2025 08:01 AM (PjIB0)

84 Notice that it's also a slam at PDT's first term...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2025 07:51 AM (7fElN)

And the current term. Just another day ending in "y", with some Leftist lunatic still trying desperately to claim that Trump is senile just like FJB (who they said was perfectly fine, while he was in office), even though Biden was practically in hiding the whole time, while Trump is everywhere, all the time.

BTW, nobody really believes that Biden - himself - bowed out of the race, do they? If a POTUS candidate is going to bow out, they would hold a press conference, and make that announcement - not post a notice on some obscure lesser-used platform. It would be interesting to know who bowed out for him. Kinda like with the autopen.

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 08:02 AM (hOOi9)

85 53
Sorry about the closing underline.

Posted by: Ciampino - not quite at May 19, 2025 08:02 AM (sPQoU)

86 A woman left her baby in a stroller outside their bungalow.

It was next to a dumpster
which attracted a young bear

which it was believed had just left its mother. The bear took the babies skull in it's mouth shaking it and breaking the babies neck, killing the child. So yeah bears kill people
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Maybe if mom hadn't left the baby by the dumpster - left the baby by the dumpster - the bear wouldn't have - there wouldn't have been a baby there for it to eat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 08:02 AM (nqJ7G)

87 Listen Fat! I got the prostate cancer bad! Last time Jill stuck her hand up my ass she said my prostate looked like a watermelon wrapped in a tortilla with extra Tapatio sauce.
Jill should know you dog face pony soldier! Jill is a doctor!
23-Skidoo! Jill! Asufutmaehaehfutbw!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Dead Man Shuffling at May 19, 2025 08:02 AM (xofCm)

88 Said last PM that the Dems would use the Biden cancer as a shield. And then Axelrod said the scandal over Biden's brain should be muted. Leftist sheep on Facebook are already bleating out that line.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 08:03 AM (O8bOp)

89 what is the point of the Senate?

What @52 said plus:

The Senate used to represent the interests of the individual states, sort of like the UN is supposed to be a forum for the individual member nations.

Because of the corruption within individual states and that it was easier and cheaper before television to manipulate the state legislators (read: bribes and extortion), Populists wanted the enemedia in on the grift and turned the Senate seat into a much more expensive public auction that really only benefits campaign managers and media broadcasters.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:05 AM (a4flb)

90 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 08:05 AM (77rzZ)

91 >what is the point of the Senate?
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to remind you how despicable Congress is

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 08:06 AM (AOsQT)

92 If the Palm Srings mad bomber really thought people were born 'without their consent' then he should have 86'd himself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:07 AM (QGS/I)

93 If I knew more about the law I might be able to be precise about how SCOTUS will screw up the Birthright case and Trump. At this point, I only know that they will. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2025 08:07 AM (vsTPo)

94 Maybe if mom hadn't left the baby by the dumpster - left the baby by the dumpster - the bear wouldn't have - there wouldn't have been a baby there for it to eat.

How far back do you want to go? Blame the idiot that knocked her up. Blame the manufacturer of the dumpster. Blame the stroller maker for not equipping the cart with bear sprary. Blame the people who let bears routinely forage out of the dumpster.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:07 AM (a4flb)

95 > The American people, however, must confront the possibility that the book raises: that we may not have had a president capable of discharging the office since Barack Obama left the White House in 2017."
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True.

But in Trump's case it was due to political and judicial interference by the left... as it is now.

I think there will be a different story in 2027. Likely equally one-sided but not the way the left thinks it will.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 08:07 AM (Q4IgG)

96 What reason is there to believe the story about Creepy Joe's cancer diagnosis? Consider the credibility of those reporting it.

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 19, 2025 08:08 AM (CbZu+)

97 It's National Devil's Food Cake Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2025 08:09 AM (NpAcC)

98 Nvidia, Foxconn to Build AI Factory Supercomputer in Taiwan

You don't get that investment capital unless you have mitigated the risks of a Chinese invasion and take over.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:09 AM (a4flb)

99 Many the Cafe Thread the Boss has shown us that the bears are out of control. Now, it seems JJS has belatedly jumped on the bandwagon. Better late than never, I guess.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at May 19, 2025 08:09 AM (G5+As)

100 So, a cancer is aggressively eating Joey Bidet from the inside out?

Not quite Herod levels of chuy cruelty but it is poetic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:10 AM (QGS/I)

101 The pictures from Nottoway are incredibly sad, it was a beautiful place. My wife and I had stayed there several times, once during an off season with few people there, and we had the run of the entire house for a night. The grand ballroom, the museum…. All ashes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 08:10 AM (buOX2)

102 What reason is there to believe the story about Creepy Joe's cancer diagnosis? Consider the credibility of those reporting it.

Again. Waterboard white house physician Kevin O'Connor. he told the world in July 2024 that Biden was capable of yet another four year term.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:11 AM (a4flb)

103 The left is at least consistently brazen in their claims. The idea we've not had a president capable of discharging his duties since 2017 is another one of those "who are you going to believe, me our your lying eyes" moment.

President Trump is in front of the press regularly, speaking, signing EO's, proclamations, etc.

So, sure Jan, go with the "incapable of discharging duties since 2017" while the President Trump continues to be exceedingly visible.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:11 AM (tT6L1)

104 Good morning! We have coyotes and now our locals want to trap and kill them because they are eating cats. Keep your cats inside, because yeah, coyotes view them as appetizers.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 08:11 AM (2N3ca)

105
Said last PM that the Dems would use the Biden cancer as a shield. And then Axelrod said the scandal over Biden's brain should be muted. Leftist sheep on Facebook are already bleating out that line.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Joe's "stutter" is still fair game for mockery though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2025 08:12 AM (Tv15w)

106 Listen Fat! I got the prostate cancer bad! Last time Jill stuck her hand up my ass she said my prostate looked like a watermelon wrapped in a tortilla with extra Tapatio sauce.
Jill should know you dog face pony soldier! Jill is a doctor!
23-Skidoo! Jill! Asufutmaehaehfutbw!
Posted by: Joe Biden

I'm going to hell. Because I've been partying since I found out Biden got the ass cancer. I hope and pray he dies alone writhing in pain.

It wouldn't even begin to touch the pain he caused families during coof.

Fuck him and his shit stained crew.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:12 AM (5QooU)

107 So the symbol California puts on its flag attacked a citizen of California?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:13 AM (QGS/I)

108 97 It's National Devil's Food Cake Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May

Which is just chocolate with a lot of red dye. I don’t really understand it! Lol.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 08:13 AM (2N3ca)

109 Morn' all.. So I'm supposed to believe that they just discovered Joes cancer recently ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 08:14 AM (VE6XX)

110 It would be interesting to know who bowed out for him. Kinda like with the autopen.

According to the Three Stooges† we will all know in #twoweeks; in the meantime, be ready for months of gas lighting and hype to stay tuned, don't touch that dial, don't get too far away from Fox News for this nuclear bomb drop!

† Bondi, Patel, Bongino

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:14 AM (a4flb)

111 Jill Biden has a lot of 'Cancer Awareness' merchandise to offload?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:14 AM (QGS/I)

112 Morn' all.. So I'm supposed to believe that they just discovered Joes cancer recently ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Yeppers! Overnight. Stage 4 metastasized to the bone. No one could have seen it coming.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:15 AM (5QooU)

113 Maybe we could have a cancer thread allowing everyone to get Biden's prostate out of their system.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 08:15 AM (nqJ7G)

114 109 Joe's prostate cancer wasn't detected until late. After a high PSA, the doctor elected to give him a digital prostate exam. Classified files stored there made it impossible.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2025 08:16 AM (gm9Sb)

115 Mexican Warship attacks a beloved icon of America's greatness, in place since 1883. Trump has not retaliated yet. Sad.

Posted by: Remember The Alamo And The Brooklyn Bridge at May 19, 2025 08:16 AM (G5+As)

116 Joe's "stutter" is still fair game for mockery though.

One hell of a stutter that has him defecating in his pants, falling on stairs, wandering aimlessly into traffic, biting fingers as if it were a cookie...

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:16 AM (a4flb)

117 113 Maybe we could have a cancer thread allowing everyone to get Biden's prostate out of their system.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 08:15 AM (nqJ7G)

It's all were gonna hear for a while.. Poor Joe.... You can't say that about a Man with cancer ! Hur ? Hur who ? Joe has cancer !

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 08:17 AM (VE6XX)

118 On Biden's quickly exiting Stage Left: Good career move!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2025 08:17 AM (Gqoy+)

119
I guess dingos just got their "get out of jail free" card.

Adios, you troopers of the Aussie Outback!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2025 08:17 AM (Tv15w)

120 Maybe we could have a cancer thread allowing everyone to get Biden's prostate out of their system.
Posted by: Braenyard -

I an glad I skipped breakfast

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 19, 2025 08:17 AM (rT96s)

121 Maybe we could have a cancer thread allowing everyone to get Biden's prostate out of their system.

Considering the source and the timing, I am not convinced it is cancer - its just another lie to cover up other lies.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:18 AM (a4flb)

122 I also assumed they'd have a tug to get off the pier, other than some small boys, cruise ships, and amphib carriers, there's not a lot of boats with bow thrusters that allow for unaided dock/underway.
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 07:45 AM (v6XNT)

There was a tug, but it wasn’t tied to the ship like it should have been, so it could only push, it could not pull. And it wasn’t tied trying to maneuver into position to stop the ship from hitting the bridge but failed. Plus, why didn’t the ship drop anchor when they lost control ???
Multiple multiple failures led to that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 08:18 AM (buOX2)

123 104 Good morning! We have coyotes and now our locals want to trap and kill them because they are eating cats. Keep your cats inside, because yeah, coyotes view them as appetizers.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 08:11 AM (2N3ca)
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Until some kid gets attacked. Coyotes don't belong in an urban environment so get rid of them.

Posted by: Ciampino - city pests at May 19, 2025 08:18 AM (sPQoU)

124 I believe the tall ship's name was 'Sinko de Mayo'.

Posted by: Donny Brook at May 19, 2025 08:19 AM (Dc1Hd)

125 29 "We're going to need a bigger boat."

- Mexican Navy, 2025
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 07:36 AM (hOOi9)

With shorter mast.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:19 AM (gbOdA)

126 Maybe if mom hadn't left the baby by the dumpster - left the baby by the dumpster - the bear wouldn't have - there wouldn't have been a baby there for it to eat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 08:02 AM (nqJ7G)

I'm against the argument that we should let wild carnivores frolic around human habitats.

Bears, wolves, mountain lions which wander into areas of human habitation should be killed then and there.

Or, if you want to be nice about it, captured and flown a 1000 miles away to NYC or some such place.

Special attention should be paid to carnivore that habitually show up in human areas such as Dumpster Bear (TM). Those should be hunted down and killed or deported.

Otherwise, you're just waiting for the animal to kill or maim someone.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2025 08:19 AM (iJfKG)

127 It's National Devil's Food Cake Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May

Which is just chocolate with a lot of red dye. I don’t really understand it! Lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 08:13 AM (2N3ca)

i believe you're thinking of red velvet cake.

which is heaven when covered with good sour cream icing...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 08:19 AM (v6XNT)

128 The Left greatly looks forward to burying Biden, in every sense of the word.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2025 08:19 AM (vsTPo)

129 Considering the source and the timing, I am not convinced it is cancer - its just another lie to cover up other lies.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:18 AM (a4flb)

Alternatively, and since it’s advanced, they’ve known about it for at least a year and it’s another reason Biden should never have been allowed to run, or serve the last couple of years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 08:20 AM (buOX2)

130 Another contentious morning as Lil Pooky keeps teething and Pookette keeps being.... a twelve-year-old girl with ADHD.

Posted by: pookysgirl, thankful for modern pharmaceuticals at May 19, 2025 08:20 AM (Wt5PA)

131 I'm in the minority on Epstein. I believe he did kill himself.

They made it clear what life would be like if he didn't and then threw in the carrot of his will being exeucted per its terms without gov't forfeiture.

Much cleaner, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2025 08:20 AM (Gqoy+)

132 It's all were gonna hear for a while.. Poor Joe.... You can't say that about a Man with cancer ! Hur ? Hur who ? Joe has cancer !
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 08:17 AM (VE6XX)
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Regular person: "The Hur tapes really call into question the whole of Joe's residency.'

Pathological leftist: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"

RP: "Also, the pardons are probably not valid, due to diminished capacity and the fact Joe probably didn't sign them."

PL: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"

RP: "And, since it's obvious Joe wasn't capable of really doing anything, who was running the country?"

PL: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:21 AM (tT6L1)

133 Mexican Warship attacks a beloved icon of America's greatness, in place since 1883.

Proof that they just don't build 'em like they used to. A nineteenth century bridge easily repels an attack by the Mexican Navy's best yet a cargo barge wipes out a less than fifty year old bridge.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:21 AM (a4flb)

134 104 Good morning! We have coyotes and now our locals want to trap and kill them because they are eating cats. Keep your cats inside, because yeah, coyotes view them as appetizers.
Posted by: Piper

I wouldn't live anywhere that coyotes couldn't be hunted, trapped, poisoned at any time. Vile vermin deserve death!

Posted by: Fluffy and Felix at May 19, 2025 08:21 AM (G5+As)

135 Gaming news

The online game Fortnite had to quickly nerf the Darth Vader AI in their game after players managed to get it to cuss, call Romanians kleptomaniacs, used cuss words, called PRIDE Month a delusion, and called Spanish the language of smugglers. All in the AI generated voice of James Earl Jones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:21 AM (QGS/I)

136 why didn’t the ship drop anchor when they lost control ???
Multiple multiple failures led to that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 08:18 AM (buOX2)

A ship that size, I'm not sure they could dump the anchor fast enough to stop the momentum and miss the bridge. there's no telling how the bottom will take an anchor, sand, rock, etc.

plus who knows how many mob bodies would come up with it when they retrieved it... -_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 08:22 AM (v6XNT)

137 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

138 Happy Monday.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

139 The prostate cancer story is battlespace prep. There's more and more evidence piling up that *biden was unable to discharge his duties as President on day one. There are calls, mostly from the more vocal anti-left that a full investigation is needed to determine the political viability of any/everything *biden authorized/signed.

The left is going to pile on with sympathy to prevent it.

Waiting until he's dead isn't a real smart plan if there is any actual interest in unraveling his "presidency."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 08:23 AM (Q4IgG)

140 I start the week off with a bowl of cereal and sour milk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

141 Joe's "stutter" is still fair game for mockery though.

Its all fair game. Don't let anybody tell you what you can or can't say or discuss. Anybody.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 08:24 AM (e4LaW)

142 Don't let the Greta von Thule's shame you with "How dare you!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:25 AM (QGS/I)

143 What is a man!

Posted by: Eugene Davis at May 19, 2025 08:25 AM (KiBMU)

144 Biden has prostate cancer. Remove the prostate. He's already wearing diapers, so he won't know much difference.

Test for spread. If no spread, he good. He can continue to live the rest of his life not knowing he was the worst president in generations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

145 They've already said it has spread to his bones.

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 19, 2025 08:26 AM (9VDxG)

146 Alternatively, and since it’s advanced, they’ve known about it for at least a year and it’s another reason Biden should never have been allowed to run, or serve the last couple of years.

Remember how the Left/Enemedia/Academia/Twitter "Influencers" all were experts on the application of the 25th Amendment between 2017 and 2020 and then suddenly they were all visited by the Men in Black with that flashy thing after Biden was installed?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:26 AM (a4flb)

147 Mexican Warship attacks a beloved icon of America's greatness, in place since 1883.

---------------

Mexican Navy is far seeing but not high seeing. It's terrible that people died and are injured but I still couldn't help laughing at their lack of skill. And you want to trust people like that with construction sites?

Posted by: Decaf at May 19, 2025 08:26 AM (unUNN)

148 It's National Devil's Food Cake Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May

Which is just chocolate with a lot of red dye. I don’t really understand it! Lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 08:13 AM (2N3ca)

Devil's Food Cake =/= Red Velvet Cake.

Further, if you don't understand the attraction of Red Velvet Cake, I recommend multiple servings until you can fully appreciate its nuance.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

149 They've already said it has spread to his bones.

They were referring not to cancer, but to "evil".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (a4flb)

150 The online game Fortnite had to quickly nerf the Darth Vader AI in their game after players managed to get it to cuss, call Romanians kleptomaniacs, used cuss words, called PRIDE Month a delusion, and called Spanish the language of smugglers. All in the AI generated voice of James Earl Jones.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:21 AM (QGS/I)

Hope there's video of that out there somewhere. That sounds highly entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

151 Biden isn't making it to August. In the bones and it's just a matter of time till system collapse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (O8bOp)

152 It doesn’t help that Comey has been quite public with his complaints that Trump and his administration have allegedly lied about and defamed him, so it would appear he has a motive to resent Trump. And if the prosecution depends on the establishing the “context” and “nature of the statement” to prove intent, a case against Comey could very well consider the plot of his recent novel, which is damning.

------

Don't forget the part where he once headed up the crime gang that tried to have Trump assassinated less than a year ago. That's pretty damning in itself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (BI5O2)

153 Test for spread. If no spread, he good. He can continue to live the rest of his life not knowing he was the worst president in generations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

they said it's already spread to the bones. but they found it 2 days ago.

cancer doesn't move THAT fast. i bet his last physical in the white house showed he had it, and THAT's why he dropped out. they knew they couldn't keep the charade going if he continued to run.

so i'd bet it's been known among the inner circle for over a year. they just never told him, or us...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (v6XNT)

154 If the Democrats do bury all their blame and secretes with Joey, Joey will have a casket ten times larger than Grover Cleveland's.

And about a year later Jill will also quietly shuffle off this mortal coil after it is announced she is the one with Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (QGS/I)

155 It's all were gonna hear for a while.. Poor Joe.... You can't say that about a Man with cancer ! Hur ? Hur who ? Joe has cancer !
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 08:17 AM (VE6XX)
-------------------

Regular person: "The Hur tapes really call into question the whole of Joe's residency.'

Pathological leftist: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"

RP: "Also, the pardons are probably not valid, due to diminished capacity and the fact Joe probably didn't sign them."

PL: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"

RP: "And, since it's obvious Joe wasn't capable of really doing anything, who was running the country?"

PL: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:21 AM (tT6L1)

The correct answer:

"Well, whether or not Joe has cancer isn't the issue.
All of those people who ran an illegal soft coup on the American people, Do Not Have Cancer and while it's sad news that Joe has cancer,

those cancer less criminal who violated the law and damaged America with their destructive policies must be held accountable and brought to justice.

No one is above the law whether they know someone who has cancer or not."

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2025 08:28 AM (iJfKG)

156
Considering the source and the timing, I am not convinced it is cancer - its just another lie to cover up other lies.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:18 AM (a4flb)

__________

Joe also has the grippe, neurasthenia, plague and the sweating sickness. Denier!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 08:28 AM (QnmlO)

157 Biden isn't making it to August. In the bones and it's just a matter of time till system collapse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (O8bOp)

Good Riddance.

Posted by: Guy Who Always Says at May 19, 2025 08:28 AM (xofCm)

158 IDK, I saw clips of Kash and Bongino's interview.

Maybe I'm reading it wrong.
But they didn't strike me as people who'd seen shocking evidence and were righteously angry and thirsty for justice.

More of a "earnestly trying to craft a delicate, plausible path to .... eventual inaction."

I've had enough of the "trust the plan" bullshit.

We don't need a McClellan meticulously planning the perfect attack--we need a Patton or a Grant--men of action, attacking, advancing and breaking all the enemies' shit along the way.

You have 10,000 targets, pick off the low-level ones, crush them, force the enemy to react and expose their position, use that intel to advance up the chain.

Instead, it seems they're all "we're going to do a decapitation strike and then get bogged down in a quagmire for two decades as we let the pencilnecks and lawyers take over."
A la Iraq.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2025 08:28 AM (V/ccX)

159 Mexican Navy is far seeing but not high seeing. It's terrible that people died and are injured but I still couldn't help laughing at their lack of skill. And you want to trust people like that with construction sites?
Posted by: Decaf at May 19, 2025 08:26 AM (unUNN)

How did they not know it was too tall? More Democrat idiocy in New York Shitty? What an overwhelming embarrassment for both Mexico and NY dems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

160 cancer doesn't move THAT fast. i bet his last physical in the white house showed he had it, and THAT's why he dropped out. they knew they couldn't keep the charade going if he continued to run.

so i'd bet it's been known among the inner circle for over a year. they just never told him, or us...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2025 08:27 AM (v6XNT)
------------

Anyone care to bet whether or not Joe was administered the "clock" test, failed, and the results were covered up?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:29 AM (tT6L1)

161 Coyotes don't belong in an urban environment so get rid of them.

I live in a farming area and apparently, coyotes were recently seen. I have Greyhounds so I'm not overly worried about coyotes in our yard.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 08:29 AM (99eI0)

162 Can we feed Comey to the bears?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 08:29 AM (EIxvv)

163 140 I start the week off with a bowl of cereal and sour milk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I had burnt toast and a rotten egg for breakfast. I got a tapeworm and it's good enough for him.

Posted by: Curly Howard at May 19, 2025 08:29 AM (G5+As)

164 -------------------

Regular person: "The Hur tapes really call into question the whole of Joe's residency.'

Pathological leftist: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"

RP: "Also, the pardons are probably not valid, due to diminished capacity and the fact Joe probably didn't sign them."

PL: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"

RP: "And, since it's obvious Joe wasn't capable of really doing anything, who was running the country?"

PL: "How dare you! Joe has cancer!"
Posted by: blake -
----

Your right, been going on like that here since it was announced.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 08:29 AM (nqJ7G)

165 86 the coyotes!

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

166 Considering the source and the timing, I am not convinced it is cancer - its just another lie to cover up other lies.

Its been done before. Rick Hendrick.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 08:30 AM (e4LaW)

167 Speaking of Bears, Pope Leo got a Bears jersey, delivered by the VP.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 08:30 AM (g47mK)

168 The small town of Grennell KS got hit with a tornado last night. Not sure if anyone was hurt. The tornado crossed I-70 and flipped two semis. One was full of Ferraris, which were scattered around

We got a false tornado warning and a little hail.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 19, 2025 08:31 AM (AcTAo)

169
As has been pointed out elsewhere, remember Biden's "oil gave me cancer" speech from 2022? Betcha they knew at least that far back.

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 19, 2025 08:31 AM (9VDxG)

170
Anyone care to bet whether or not Joe was administered the "clock" test, failed, and the results were covered up?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)

_________

Joe was not administered any mental acuity test on the grounds of not asking questions you don't want to know the answer to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 08:32 AM (QnmlO)

171 they said it's already spread to the bones. but they found it 2 days ago.

Even the turbo vax cancers don't move that fast.

He's likely been sick for 2 years or more. They've been lying to us, bigly.

May Trump save this country and undo and prosecute everything they did and everyone involved.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

172 We don't need a McClellan meticulously planning the perfect attack--we need a Patton or a Grant--men of action, attacking, advancing and breaking all the enemies' shit along the way.

You have 10,000 targets, pick off the low-level ones, crush them, force the enemy to react and expose their position, use that intel to advance up the chain.

Instead, it seems they're all "we're going to do a decapitation strike and then get bogged down in a quagmire for two decades as we let the pencilnecks and lawyers take over."
A la Iraq.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2025 08:28 AM (V/ccX)
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I can also make the case this needs to be approached with careful diligence if there's any chance of criminal indictments.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:32 AM (tT6L1)

173 Sponge

Here's a start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UlHMN-rlpU

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:32 AM (QGS/I)

174 151 Biden isn't making it to August. In the bones and it's just a matter of time till system collapse

correct

and he will be in horrible pain

and this can, in fact, come on quickly - the aggressive form of prostate cancer is rare, but it happens. I know from personal experience.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 19, 2025 08:32 AM (Pv3Rg)

175 And it was only last year when Biden’s doctor was giving him a glowing health review. No prostate cancer then? I find it very hard to believe a cancer could spread that fast in an 85 year old man. Yea, I’m calling bullshit on the cancer diagnosis. So very very perfectly timed and so very very convenient. Fuck off.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 08:33 AM (EIxvv)

176 Joe also has the grippe, neurasthenia, plague and the sweating sickness. Denier!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Not to mention lumbago and dropsy.

Posted by: Dr. Sigmoid at May 19, 2025 08:33 AM (G5+As)

177 130 Another contentious morning as Lil Pooky keeps teething and Pookette keeps being.... a twelve-year-old girl with ADHD.
Posted by: pookysgirl, thankful for modern pharmaceuticals at May 19, 2025 08:20 AM (Wt5PA)

ADHD? No, she's just a bad, misbehaved child. Apply random beatings and other severe punishment until the so-called "ADHD" disappears.

Posted by: Tongue in cheek at May 19, 2025 08:33 AM (TbWk/)

178 good morning! had a busy but lovely weekend. there were no protests at this graduation! all was well.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 19, 2025 08:33 AM (Pv3Rg)

179 If the Left thinks I'm moved to the sympathy by the fact that the demented old pervert's ass and schlong are rotting off, they're dead wrong. Haul him over the coals. Prosecute him and his remaining son. Make his dying days an unremitting source of misery from all directions.

IDGAF, cancer boy. It changes nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025 08:34 AM (BI5O2)

180 The left is going to pile on with sympathy to prevent it.

Fuck Biden and his ass cancer. Don't ever forget what they did during covid.

Not one ounce of sympathy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:34 AM (5QooU)

181 And here you’d think Mexicans would be great at crossing rivers ….

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 08:34 AM (EIxvv)

182 Stage 4 prostate cancer doesn't happen overnight. There are three other stages, right? All detectable. This is the cancer that killed my dad. His decline mimics that of *biden's pretty closely.

I'd imagine *biden is on some pretty strong pain meds, or will be soon.

It's obvious that for years he was unable to comprehend the world around him sufficiently enough to know what was happening.... with or without his consent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 08:34 AM (Q4IgG)

183 And how many more months is Bondi going to sit on the criminal referrals of the two who leaked info on ICE raids?

Oh right--still super busy redacting Epstien docs, lol.

What precisely perfect plan of prosecution must be meticulously and impeccably placed, with every fact checked no less than 5 times, every detail determined to the molecular level, to ... arrest a federal employee for tipping off illegal gang members of an impending raid?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2025 08:34 AM (V/ccX)

184 BREAKING

Biden Said To Have Blueballs, Crabs, Seven Year Itch

Family asks for public's understanding in this critical time

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 08:35 AM (AOsQT)

185 Guest Jillian Michaels lamented her son’s poor reading skills, pinning some of the blame on the excessive COVID-19 lockdowns.

Lady
100% your fault and no one else. Kids learn to read at home or they dont learn to read.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:36 AM (gbOdA)

186 Joe's rehabilitation tour didn't work out so, the family, in desperation, decided to release the cancer diagnosis in order to get a few sympathy dollars from the suckers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:37 AM (tT6L1)

187 I'm reading the novel "Boomerang," in which a newly-elected president has prostate cancer.

The deep deep state has a drug. A cure.

Big pharma runs the deep deep state. No pne can know there's a cure.

Posted by: Eugene Davis at May 19, 2025 08:37 AM (KiBMU)

188
Guest Jillian Michaels lamented her son’s poor reading skills

_________

I thought she was a carpet muncher.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 08:37 AM (QnmlO)

189 As has been pointed out elsewhere, remember Biden's "oil gave me cancer" speech from 2022? Betcha they knew at least that far back.

Lets run that little thought experiment:

Seed oils and their Omega-6 Fatty Acids may contribute to prostate cancer, but it wasn't Mazola Corn Oil on the windshield.

he was referring to aerosolized "fossil fuel" which the PAHs would effect the lungs, benzene from fracking and oil refining could increase leukemia and lymphoma (blood cancers) and there is speculation as to there being liver a/o kidney cancer, but no known relationship to prostate cancer.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:38 AM (a4flb)

190 I forgot about the stutter bullshit and the way Laura was treated.
Every time I see one of these struggle session it make me glad I never trusted one word about CV19 or Joes supposed speech issues.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

191 Hopefully Biden can find Jesus Christ as his Savior in the end, and atone for his support of Late Term Abortion

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2025 08:38 AM (YCxFk)

192 About 3:30 Darth Vader encounters a dancing Chun-Li

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYRDyHOomvo

Will also see Darth Force choking a player plus other stuff

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:39 AM (QGS/I)

193 good morning! had a busy but lovely weekend. there were no protests at this graduation! all was well.
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 19, 2025 08:33 AM (Pv3Rg)

Lucky. High school or college graduation?

My weekend wasn't too bad either. Got the mower running at my dad's after SEVERAL years of it sitting in the corner of his shop. Was able to mow the sizeable yard and get SOME weeding done before the bottom fell out of the storms that rolled through. Rains thwarted everything else planned.

And the Stars won, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

194 I bet Hunter's pretty nervous. Prostate cancer runs in families.

Now he's going to have to visit an oncologist half a dozen times a year. Every monkeypox infection will be suspect.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025 08:39 AM (BI5O2)

195 158 IDK, I saw clips of Kash and Bongino's interview.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong...

I mostly agree. You'd think someone would learn the lesson about under-promising and over-delivering. I didn't appreciate Bongino's suggestions that they couldn't move faster on some of these seditious corruption cases because they're handling so many potential terrorist threats.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2025 08:39 AM (vsTPo)

196
I thought she was a carpet muncher.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 08:37 AM (QnmlO)

It took her a couple decades to determine she was born that way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

197 Stage 4 prostate cancer doesn't happen overnight. There are three other stages, right? All detectable. This is the cancer that killed my dad. His decline mimics that of *biden's pretty closely.

I'd imagine *biden is on some pretty strong pain meds, or will be soon.

It's obvious that for years he was unable to comprehend the world around him sufficiently enough to know what was happening.... with or without his consent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Exactly. It calls into question his entire presidency. From. Day. One.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:40 AM (5QooU)

198
It is essential that Dallas beats Edmonton in the West semifinal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 08:40 AM (QnmlO)

199 Happy Monday, horde!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 08:41 AM (F/B4x)

200
Lady
100% your fault and no one else. Kids learn to read at home or they dont learn to read.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:36 AM (gbOdA)

Our daughter was reading at a 3rd grade level in Kindergarten.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

201
As Bad Hombre on Twitter commented on the Mexican vessel striking the Brooklyn Bridge incident, "I thought crossing rivers was their area of expertise."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2025 08:41 AM (Tv15w)

202 Just about every man that lives to 80 has some cancer.

Cells get old and do bad things. It is called life.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:41 AM (gbOdA)

203 IDK, I saw clips of Kash and Bongino's interview.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong...

I mostly agree. You'd think someone would learn the lesson about under-promising and over-delivering. I didn't appreciate Bongino's suggestions that they couldn't move faster on some of these seditious corruption cases because they're handling so many potential terrorist threats.
Posted by: Ordinary American

The 87,000 IRS investigators they hired? TDY to the FBI. Now you have enough investigators.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:42 AM (5QooU)

204 Try to have compassion for anyone with a serious illness, tough with Joe though. Truly a mean man, who really had a vile mouth

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2025 08:42 AM (YCxFk)

205 198
It is essential that Dallas beats Edmonton in the West semifinal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 08:40 AM (QnmlO)

Is this the Rollerball finals?

Jonathon!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:42 AM (gbOdA)

206 The press knew. How do I know ? Their extreme insistence about Trump publishing records of his his last annual checkup. More than usual.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 08:42 AM (g47mK)

207 7 Stage 4 prostate cancer doesn't happen overnight. There are three other stages, right? All detectable

So when should we expect the malpractice suits against his Doctors ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (VE6XX)

208 Maybe it will soon be safe for Tara Reade to return from exile in Russia.

Posted by: Look On the Sunny Side at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (G5+As)

209 I HATE MONDAYS!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (g47mK)

210 IDK, I saw clips of Kash and Bongino's interview.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong.
But they didn't strike me as people who'd seen shocking evidence and were righteously angry and thirsty for justice.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2025 08:28 AM (V/ccX)
~~~~~

I think you should watch the whole interview. I came away with a much different perspective.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (3ImbR)

211 Why was the Mexican ship going to Iceland, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (77rzZ)

212 Biden tried to have Trump die in Prison

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (YCxFk)

213 It is essential that Dallas beats Edmonton in the West semifinal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 08:40 AM (QnmlO)

They will be playing against the Oilers and the officiating. The NHL really wants the Cup back in Canada. IF the Stars manufacture the effort they did in game 6, they'll be fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

214 139 The prostate cancer story is battlespace prep. There's more and more evidence piling up that *biden was unable to discharge his duties as President on day one. There are calls, mostly from the more vocal anti-left that a full investigation is needed to determine the political viability of any/everything *biden authorized/signed.

The left is going to pile on with sympathy to prevent it.

Waiting until he's dead isn't a real smart plan if there is any actual interest in unraveling his "presidency."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 08:23 AM (Q4IgG)

Yep, it's an op. Don't let it distract you from the op they are trying to 86.

A refresher video, demonstrating the Democrat upper tier knew FJB was unable to function in the job of President. The talking points repetition exposed their game. The Brave, Independent Media were players, of course.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6br9m6

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 08:44 AM (aBgBM)

215 Why was the Mexican ship going to Iceland, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (77rzZ)

Someone's got to clean their hotel rooms.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

216 Maple Leafs chocked again. Maybe Carney can blame Trump for that

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2025 08:44 AM (YCxFk)

217 Oh, and it's the Western Conference Final.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

218 211 Why was the Mexican ship going to Iceland, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (77rzZ)

Wetbacks visiting the Icebacks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

219 You'd think someone would learn the lesson about under-promising and over-delivering. I

Yet that is exactly what broadcast talk media operates on. All hosts must hype the next segment so that you won't tune out during the advertisements.

I have heard over-promising and hype for a certain interview or some critical thing We Need To Know And Act On Right Now, being hyped for hours, and occasionally we are told "Oh we ran out of time on this hyper critical piece of information - tune in tomorrow and make sure you hit my podcasts and social media regularly for this very important news drop"

Take not who Trump borrowed from Fox News and consider that their gaslighting and hype is a trained instinct from years in the broadcast and self-promotion racket.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:46 AM (a4flb)

220 Maple Leafs chocked again. Maybe Carney can blame Trump for that
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2025 08:44 AM (YCxFk)

In back to back home games, Leafs (why isn't it leaves?) fans were throwing $300 sweaters (hockey jerseys are called sweaters) onto the ice protesting their shitty performance.

Now THAT'S a statement. I've never seen that before.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

221 >>It's all were gonna hear for a while.. Poor Joe.... You can't say that about a Man with cancer ! Hur ? Hur who ? Joe has cancer !

YUP:

@davidaxelrod
.
@JoeBiden
has confronted more heartache, illness and loss than anyone should have to deal with. Rooting for him now, as we all should, regardless of party or politics.

Of all the things that annoy the most about Biden, it's his claim that his pain is greater than anyone else's. Are we to treat him as if he has suffered more on earth that the rest of us, that *we're* being petty to ignore it in order to have him accountable for all that he has destroyed?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 08:46 AM (F/B4x)

222 So this bogus Moody's report comes out after the Friday close, so it can fester all weekend. Markets were on their way to touching new highs. Am I paranoid

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2025 08:47 AM (YCxFk)

223 Why was the Mexican ship going to Iceland, anyway?

To get to the other side?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:47 AM (a4flb)

224 I live in a farming area and apparently, coyotes were recently seen. I have Greyhounds so I'm not overly worried about coyotes in our yard.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 08:29 AM (99eI0)

Last year was the first ever that we heard packs of coyotes howling to each other in the camping spot we've been at for over a decade.

Posted by: pookysgirl, thankful for modern pharmaceuticals at May 19, 2025 08:47 AM (Wt5PA)

225 @davidaxelrod
.
@JoeBiden
has confronted more heartache, illness and loss than anyone should have to deal with. Rooting for him now, as we all should, regardless of party or politics.

What? F*ck off.....gaslighting. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

226 Why was the Mexican ship going to Iceland, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (77rzZ)

Seizing vital supplies of ice for their army of Helado peddlers with street carts. Ole, tu Viking bastardos!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025 08:47 AM (BI5O2)

227 Of all the things that annoy the most about Biden, it's his claim that his pain is greater than anyone else's. Are we to treat him as if he has suffered more on earth that the rest of us, that *we're* being petty to ignore it in order to have him accountable for all that he has destroyed?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 08:46 AM (F/B4x)
---------------

Joe was a selfless public servant, doncha know, who persevered in the face of heartache and tragedy, all because he knew the public needed him.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:48 AM (tT6L1)

228 Of all the things that annoy the most about Biden, it's his claim that his pain is greater than anyone else's. Are we to treat him as if he has suffered more on earth that the rest of us,

So they are going to literally crucify him next, right?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:48 AM (a4flb)

229 Will Biden’s funeral outlast St John McCain’s?

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 19, 2025 08:48 AM (FCPbW)

230 Re Ted Williams:

>twice, his baseball career was interrupted when he was tested on a more important battlefield: World War II and the Korean War. In the latter, this Marine had to crash-land his jet after being hit by an anti-aircraft missile, narrowly escaping death.

He was one of the greatest American athletes of all time.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (rJ48h)

231 221. Well Said Lizzy. Lost my Dad to Parkinsons, Mom long battle to Cancer, Bro to Stroke. Everyone has pain

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (YCxFk)

232 225 @davidaxelrod
.
@JoeBiden
has confronted more heartache, illness and loss than anyone should have to deal with. Rooting for him now, as we all should, regardless of party or politics.

Hey David... I didn't notice this level of concern when Trump was nearly killed by an Assassin.. Twice...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (VE6XX)

233 217 Oh, and it's the Western Conference Final.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Sorry. Hockey Conferences are only properly named the Clarence Campbell Conference and the Prince of Wales Conference.

Posted by: The Big Whistle at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (G5+As)

234 I bet Hunter's pretty nervous. Prostate cancer runs in families.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025 08:39 AM (BI5O2)
~~~~~

It runs in men. If they live long enough, more than 50% of men will have prostate cancer. Thankfully it is a very treatable cancer.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (3ImbR)

235 Mexican Warship attacks a beloved icon of America's greatness, in place since 1883. Trump has not retaliated yet. Sad.
Posted by: Remember The Alamo And The Brooklyn Bridge at May 19, 2025 08:16 AM (G5+As)

It was revenge for the Battle of San Jacinto. The Deguello was played by the bosun's mate.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (Aqu9a)

236 Will Biden’s funeral outlast St John McCain’s?
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 19, 2025 08:48 AM (FCPbW)

Only time will tell.

We will have to see if they postpone Biden's for John's, but I think they can't wait that long. He's been embalmed for years, but he'd still start rotting before the McCain funeral ends.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

237 204 Try to have compassion for anyone with a serious illness, tough with Joe though. Truly a mean man, who really had a vile mouth
Posted by: Jonah

Misinformation. Biden is the most compassionate, warm, kind president the USA has ever had. You can see that his love for his family extended to the entire country.
- The Media

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 08:50 AM (Dv3i1)

238 @davidaxelrod
.
@JoeBiden
has confronted more heartache, illness and loss than anyone should have to deal with. Rooting for him now, as we all should, regardless of party or politics.

F youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:50 AM (5QooU)

239
Sorry. Hockey Conferences are only properly named the Clarence Campbell Conference and the Prince of Wales Conference.
Posted by: The Big Whistle at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (G5+As)

Back when hockey was all Canadian and gay.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

240 Notice how Axelrod elides by the very real drug and sexual abuse rampant in the Biden family and goes right for the sympathy crap.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:50 AM (tT6L1)

241 It runs in men. If they live long enough, more than 50% of men will have prostate cancer. Thankfully it is a very treatable cancer.
Posted by: IrishEi

Now they tell me.

Posted by: Frank Zappa at May 19, 2025 08:51 AM (G5+As)

242 https://x.com/CitizenFreePres/status/
1924304959480250852

urologist suggest 50 PSA and Lupron for maybe 5 years

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:52 AM (gbOdA)

243 Will Biden’s funeral outlast St John McCain’s?

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 19, 2025 08:48 AM (FCPbW)
-

I would be nice if they placed the open caskets side by side.

Just gotta be careful not to mix 'em up.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 08:52 AM (qFAfu)

244 JJ

Capn CRUNCH

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:52 AM (gbOdA)

245 >>Joe was a selfless public servant, doncha know, who persevered in the face of heartache and tragedy, all because he knew the public needed him.

And did you hear that he lost his beloved son, Beau. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 08:52 AM (F/B4x)

246 It runs in men. If they live long enough, more than 50% of men will have prostate cancer. Thankfully it is a very treatable cancer.
Posted by: IrishEi

And this is likely due to the massive amount of microplastics in our everyday lives ingested into our systems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

247 It runs in men. If they live long enough, more than 50% of men will have prostate cancer. Thankfully it is a very treatable cancer.
Posted by: IrishEi

PSA:
Transwomen, remember to get your prostate checked. We don't want you to live your life as a woman only to die from a men's only disease.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:52 AM (5QooU)

248 Hey, alias, your side is all in on killing babies, even after birth. When did you start caring about embryos?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:53 AM (tT6L1)

249 "So a Mexican Navy tall ship struck the Brooklyn Bridge over the weekend, killing two sailors and injuring about 20 others so naturally, guess whose fault it was. If you said President Trump Chuck Schemer wants to plant a big wet one on your cheek."

Wait! It could have been global warming. Raising the sea levels and all. I guess bashing Trump take priority over climate change hysteria.

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2025 08:53 AM (GUOwU)

250 And did you hear that he lost his beloved son, Beau. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 08:52 AM (F/B4x)

And that was a dark day there at Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

251 Dementia?

It was us lying to you about his cancer drugs, that caused his mental issues!! - the Media and Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:53 AM (QGS/I)

252 So Friday we get the Hur tapes and voila... Cancer diagnosis...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 08:53 AM (VE6XX)

253 If you want to put someone forward to elicit sympathy for this ol' dried up bag of monkey scat by saying his pain is above politics, perhaps use some theoretically apolitical mouthpiece, like an actor.

Not, ya know, one of the most notorious political hatchetmen of our generation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2025 08:53 AM (BI5O2)

254 JJ, what did Captain Crunch ever do to deserve this cover pic.

Suggestion: replace with Captain "Wrong-way" Peachfuzz. You can't... go wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (qFAfu)

255 230 Re Ted Williams:

>twice, his baseball career was interrupted when he was tested on a more important battlefield: World War II and the Korean War. In the latter, this Marine had to crash-land his jet after being hit by an anti-aircraft missile, narrowly escaping death.

He was one of the greatest American athletes of all time.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (rJ48h)

If they still have his head on ice maybe they can clone him someday.

Posted by: Ted's frozen noggin at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (TbWk/)

256 So when should we expect the malpractice suits against his Doctors ?
____

They have known for at least five years, told Biden*, and have treated him all along. Another coverup.

Posted by: Ghoulposts at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (qUkBO)

257 And did you hear that he lost his beloved son, Beau. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 08:52 AM (F/B4x)
-------------

Shot by a sniper while storming a burn pit in Iraq, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (tT6L1)

258 Maybe I'll be able to take a shower in peace again soon.

Posted by: Ashley Biden at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (G5+As)

259 Of all the things that annoy the most about Biden, it's his claim that his pain is greater than anyone else's. Are we to treat him as if he has suffered more on earth that the rest of us, that *we're* being petty to ignore it in order to have him accountable for all that he has destroyed?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 08:46 AM (F/B4x)
----
There's only one Savior in my life and it sure ain't FJB...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (7fElN)

260 >@davidaxelrod

@JoeBiden
has confronted more heartache, illness and loss than anyone should have to deal with. Rooting for him now, as we all should, regardless of party or politics.
-----

F*** that
I've experienced heartache, illness and loss too
what else ya got?

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (AOsQT)

261 What precisely perfect plan of prosecution must be meticulously and impeccably placed, with every fact checked no less than 5 times, every detail determined to the molecular level, to ... arrest a federal employee for tipping off illegal gang members of an impending raid?

Its the strategy of allowing the Statute of Limitations to kill the charging.

Bondi must have made a secret oath with the Senate to not touch any Party Member.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:55 AM (a4flb)

262 Maybe unpopular with the religious folks, but upon *biden's death I'll smirk.

And I would like to think that after all he and his administration and supporters did to us that no quarter's given to them at that time. They're evil. They don't deserve sympathy.

Because upon Trump's death I know exactly what will happen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 08:55 AM (Q4IgG)

263 davidaxelrod
.
@JoeBiden
has confronted more heartache, illness and loss than anyone should have to deal with. Rooting for him now, as we all should, regardless of party or politics.
———

Sucka fat dick until it ejaculates prostrate cancer into your mouth. Then choke on it and die. Biden deserves the pain and misery of 500 cancers.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 08:55 AM (EIxvv)

264 Justice for the Joetato is coming within months. He won't pay a price here...

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 19, 2025 08:55 AM (ycs3a)

265 And did you hear that he lost his beloved son, Beau. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy

Yeah. During the War of 1812.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:55 AM (5QooU)

266 Justice for the Joetato is coming within months. He won't pay a price here...
Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 19, 2025 08:55 AM (ycs3a)

One can only hope the investigations continue and his legacy is as soiled as his Depend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

267 Beau died of dysentery and cancer, but mainly cancer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:56 AM (QGS/I)

268 F*** that
I've experienced heartache, illness and loss too
what else ya got?

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (AOsQT)
-

Psoriasis.

The heartache of psoriasis.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 08:56 AM (qFAfu)

269 Maybe unpopular with the religious folks, but upon *biden's death I'll smirk.

And I would like to think that after all he and his administration and supporters did to us that no quarter's given to them at that time. They're evil. They don't deserve sympathy.

Because upon Trump's death I know exactly what will happen.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Fist bump.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:56 AM (5QooU)

270
Fist bump.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:56 AM (5QooU)

Twice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

271 F*** that
I've experienced heartache, illness and loss too
what else ya got?

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (AOsQT)
-

Psoriasis.

The heartache of psoriasis.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Got that too. What else ya got?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:57 AM (5QooU)

272 So Friday we get the Hur tapes and voila... Cancer diagnosis...

Soon, California will require labelling copies of the Hur tapes as a known cause of cancer.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:57 AM (a4flb)

273 264 Maybe unpopular with the religious folks, but upon *biden's death I'll smirk.
____

When visiting Arlington, I purposefully avoided getting close enough to Teddy Kennedy's grave so that I couldn't urinate it on.

I thought that was kind of me.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 08:57 AM (Dv3i1)

274 Soon, California will require labelling copies of the Hur tapes as a known cause of cancer.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:57 AM (a4flb)

Heh. He will be executed for his crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

275 Because upon Trump's death I know exactly what will happen.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Hell, they had block parties planned when he was shot in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:58 AM (5QooU)

276 >And did you hear that he lost his beloved son, Beau. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy

----

In the attack on Macho Grande, yeah

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 08:58 AM (AOsQT)

277 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2025 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

278 Thankfully, unlike the current occupant of the White House, Biden is a real man of faith. He will be just fine no matter what happens.

Tapper and the MSM supporters will come out and lambaste Joe more, alleging he knew about the cancer, and make even more of his staying in the race. And Republicans will make a bigger clamor for investigations.

why does it have to be this good person? Why isn't it someone who brings suffering and misery to others? (There are obviously plenty of those to choose from)

I'm an agnostic Catholic but I'll pray a rosary for him. Best president in my life.

I wonder when he stopped getting a yearly PSA test? If he was still getting the PSA test he would have maybe known a while back and just decided not to do anything at his age.

My only conspiracy theory thought is that he knew and was planing on handing over the presidency to Harris this year. But a lot of locals stepped in and raised such a stink... well you know the rest of the story.

I do hope the young turks do not use this to do their usual round of "nyah nyah told ya so"

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2025 08:59 AM (JCZqz)

279 It appears Joe doesn't even rate a "thief on the cross" moment.

Which, in and of itself, is an appalling indictment of his evil character.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 19, 2025 08:59 AM (tT6L1)

280 Why is Ted the Swimmer Kennedy buried in Arlington?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:59 AM (QGS/I)

281
Hell, they had block parties planned when he was shot in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:58 AM (5QooU)

CNN attended and aired ONE of the 90+ rallies Trump held. One. In Butler, Pennsylvania.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

282 ‘Health-conscious conservatives” = self-righteous and preachy. Just what we all need.

(But I’m just in league with Big Death so what do I know?)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 08:59 AM (WqK+k)

283 Maybe unpopular with the religious folks..

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 08:55 AM (Q4IgG)
-

Know your Bible:

"When it goeth well with the righteous, the city rejoiceth; and when the wicked perish, there is joy." - Proverbs 11:10

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 09:00 AM (qFAfu)

284 Well, the market's about to open.
Up ?
Down ?
Flat ?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:00 AM (nqJ7G)

285 F*** that
I've experienced heartache, illness and loss too
what else ya got?

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 08:54 AM (AOsQT)
-

Psoriasis.

The heartache of psoriasis.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Got that too. What else ya got?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:57 AM (5QooU)

Athlete's foot?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2025 09:00 AM (Aqu9a)

286 Be nice see Joe Biden die in prison.

Posted by: Die Joe Die! at May 19, 2025 09:01 AM (xofCm)

287 Looks like Plevna KS was hit with a wedge tornado bigger than the town. One home destroyed. The photos of the tornado are amazing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 19, 2025 09:01 AM (AcTAo)

288 "Agnostic Catholic"

Really?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 09:01 AM (QGS/I)

289 221 @renfield

@Count Dracula has confronted more heartache, illness, and loss than anyone should have to deal with. Rooting for him now, as we all should, regardless of party or politics. #leaveVladalone!

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 19, 2025 09:01 AM (rrE7W)

290 why does it have to be this good person? Why isn't it someone who brings suffering and misery to others? (There are obviously plenty of those to choose from)

Oh boy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 09:01 AM (VE6XX)

291 >>And that was a dark day there at Little Big Horn.

"I remember Macho Grande. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (F/B4x)

292 "Agnostic Catholic"

Really?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 09:01 AM (QGS/I)

It's Opposite's Day!!!!

I'm betting an Agnostic Catholic saying a Rosary will carry a lot of weight.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

293 Biden Diagnosed With 'Aggressive' Stage IV Prostate Cancer

"Metastasis to the bone..."

David Axelrod tries to tell us what we all knew, Joe's brains are in his pants ...

🚨CNN tees up David Axelrod to say that conversations about Biden’s cognitive issues “should be more muted and set aside for now as he’s struggling through this.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

294 202 Just about every man that lives to 80 has some cancer.

Cells get old and do bad things. It is called life.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 08:41 AM (gbOdA)

My oncologist got back the DNA report on my brain tumor. He said not to worry, and that he'd discuss at my next MRI which is 6 weeks away, so if he's not worrying, I'm not either! Que sera sera...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (x0n13)

295 That's a new one. An agnostic catholic .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (NVNRw)

296 Dems: 86 47!!!

Also Dems: Leave Biden alone, you awful people!

Posted by: Ghoulposts at May 19, 2025 09:03 AM (qUkBO)

297 🚨CNN tees up David Axelrod to say that conversations about Biden’s cognitive issues “should be more muted and set aside for now as he’s struggling through this.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

He's not struggling through anything as he likely doesn't know he has anything each day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

298 Psoriasis.

The heartache of psoriasis.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Got that too. What else ya got?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:57 AM (5QooU)
-

Very well.

Candiru.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 09:03 AM (qFAfu)

299 It’s incredible that the DU degenerates and smelly commies still love Biden. And they think everyone else does too. Did they not get the latest NPC download? The bubble that these idiots live in is impenetrable.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 09:03 AM (EIxvv)

300 Why is Ted the Swimmer Kennedy buried in Arlington?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:59 AM (QGS/I)

***

Where did the Kennedy Klan plant the retard they lobotomized?

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 19, 2025 09:03 AM (ycs3a)

301 Be nice see Joe Biden die in prison.

No F'ing Way. I don't want to outsource Dr Jill's care of Joe to the prison system.

Let her experience the full torture of dealing with a wicked invalid who is terminal (but not because of "prostate cancer")

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 09:04 AM (a4flb)

302 288 "Agnostic Catholic"

Really?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 09:01 AM (QGS/I)

Brace yourself. The Argentine author of The Eternaut has been described as a “Communist Catholic”. Yes, I am trying to square that circle.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:04 AM (WqK+k)

303 Plevna tornado (goes to X)

https://tinyurl.com/3u5an56x

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 19, 2025 09:04 AM (AcTAo)

304 "agnostic Catholic"

That's up there with "libertarian socialist." There are things you cannot multiclass in!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2025 09:04 AM (99eI0)

305 Maybe the Candiru can swim up far enough to eat the cancer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2025 09:05 AM (Aqu9a)

306 My oncologist got back the DNA report on my brain tumor. He said not to worry, and that he'd discuss at my next MRI which is 6 weeks away, so if he's not worrying, I'm not either! Que sera sera...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (x0n13)

Fuck Cancer

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:05 AM (WqK+k)

307 Fuck Cancer

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:05 AM (WqK+k)

Preach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

308 The agnostic Catholic's Rosary probably starts with "Our father who art Stalin smite all my enemies."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 09:06 AM (QGS/I)

309 Know your Bible:

"When it goeth well with the righteous, the city rejoiceth; and when the wicked perish, there is joy." - Proverbs 11:10
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Who am I to argue with God?

Rejoice!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:06 AM (5QooU)

310 Plevna tornado (goes to X)

https://tinyurl.com/3u5an56x

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 19, 2025 09:04 AM (AcTAo)
-

/1000s of mile away and still heading down to cellar

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 09:07 AM (qFAfu)

311 >>CNN tees up David Axelrod to say that conversations about Biden’s cognitive issues “should be more muted and set aside for now as he’s struggling through this.”

From the people who have been trying to 25th Amendment Trump since he was sworn in - there's never NOT been a good time for them to micro-analyze Trump's emotional/cognitive function.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 09:07 AM (F/B4x)

312 299 It’s incredible that the DU degenerates and smelly commies still love Biden. And they think everyone else does too. Did they not get the latest NPC download? The bubble that these idiots live in is impenetrable.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

What do you think the latest download is? Why would mainstream dems (and, more importantly, party shills PROMOTING the Dems no matter what) shit on Joe Biden? He never betrayed the party or their core ideals, and when pressured to step down, he did.

That last part is critical. If party leadership ever wants to force someone else out, they'll have credibility when they say "we'll treat you like a hero and protect your legacy."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2025 09:07 AM (JCZqz)

313 Very well.

Candiru.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

That's just mean.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:07 AM (5QooU)

314 My oncologist got back the DNA report on my brain tumor. He said not to worry, and that he'd discuss at my next MRI which is 6 weeks away, so if he's not worrying, I'm not either! Que sera sera...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (x0n13)

Prayers for JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

315 Joey Bidet has Candiru in the brain cavity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 09:08 AM (QGS/I)

316 My oncologist got back the DNA report on my brain tumor. He said not to worry, and that he'd discuss at my next MRI which is 6 weeks away, so if he's not worrying, I'm not either! Que sera sera...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Prayers for JJ
Posted by: rhennigantx

Amen!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:08 AM (5QooU)

317 My uncle was a prostate cancer survivor for decades thanks to the castration he received.

I'm sure he would recommend that Joe be castrated today.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (RHGPo)

318 Prayers for JJ
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

Yes... I pray every night for you morons/ettes.. Well maybe not All of you.....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (VE6XX)

319 I believe Sexton is right on here:

@BuckSexton
Their real plan was to hide Biden’s dementia long enough to get him re-elected, then shortly after his second term starts, he steps down due to the cancer diagnosis, the whole dementia issue becomes moot, Biden retires a hero. If not for Trump, they would’ve pulled it off too

Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (3ImbR)

320
Prayers for JJ
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

Each and every day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

321 Lung cancer took Dad in 96
Breast cancer took Mom in 22.

Fuck Cancer

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (gbOdA)

322 I think we need a sacrificial troll to celebrate JJ's good news !

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (g47mK)

323 An agnostic Catholic isn't any different than an ugly man wearing lipstck and a dress while beating up high school girls at a swim meet.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at May 19, 2025 09:10 AM (tLEZq)

324 Well maybe not All of you.....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (VE6XX)

thats funny

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:10 AM (gbOdA)

325 @BuckSexton
Their real plan was to hide Biden’s dementia long enough to get him re-elected, then shortly after his second term starts, he steps down due to the cancer diagnosis, the whole dementia issue becomes moot, Biden retires a hero. If not for Trump, they would’ve pulled it off too
Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (3ImbR)

Yep. And Kumswala would've taken the reigns and road this bitch straight to Hell as our first black female president. *she's not black*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

326 Their real plan was to hide Biden’s dementia long enough to get him re-elected, then shortly after his second term starts, he steps down due to the cancer diagnosis, the whole dementia issue becomes moot, Biden retires a hero. If not for Trump, they would’ve pulled it off too
Posted by: IrishEi

Almost like Divine Intervention.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:11 AM (5QooU)

327 Lung cancer took Dad in 96
Breast cancer took Mom in 22.

Fuck Cancer
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (gbOdA)

Sorry man......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

328 *rode

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

329 My oncologist got back the DNA report on my brain tumor. He said not to worry, and that he'd discuss at my next MRI which is 6 weeks away, so if he's not worrying, I'm not either! Que sera sera...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2025 09:02 AM (x0n13)
~~~~~

Sounds good to me too. All the best, J.J.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2025 09:11 AM (3ImbR)

330 323 An agnostic Catholic isn't any different than an ugly man wearing lipstck and a dress while beating up high school girls at a swim meet.
Posted by: ErikInTexas

So, the very BEST Catholic.

Posted by: Gaystapo Evangelist at May 19, 2025 09:11 AM (JCZqz)

331 Lung cancer took Dad in 96
Breast cancer took Mom in 22.

Fuck Cancer
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:09 AM (gbOdA)

Sorry man......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Agreed. F cancer.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:12 AM (5QooU)

332 Facebook is evil

Did you know there was a 2 year study where 700k people were fed depressing and bad news and there postings were tracked to find that they became depressed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:12 AM (gbOdA)

333 The Agnostic Catholic ought to be careful tampering with the divine if they want to maintain their progressive bona fides.

Pray the rosary and you might find Someone answers back ....

(I'm not Catholic, but prayers are prayers)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2025 09:12 AM (V/ccX)

334 So, pride month is agnostic Catholic month?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

335 299 It’s incredible that the DU degenerates and smelly commies still love Biden. And they think everyone else does too. Did they not get the latest NPC download? The bubble that these idiots live in is impenetrable.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

I wonder what percentage of DU commenters are paid DNC propaganda-spreaders? 50%? 80%? 99%?

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 09:12 AM (aBgBM)

336
When you're a senile old knob
Who can't do your job
That's a cancer!

When you've broken your oath
Cuz you're a scummy old scrote
That's a cancer

When you've broken all law
And you're brain is cole slaw
That's a cancer!

Pardon me! Set me free!
I've no responsibility
I've got cancer!!!

La-la!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2025 09:12 AM (iJfKG)

337 Is an agnostic Catholic like a Cafeteria Catholic?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:12 AM (WqK+k)

338 AP WASHINGTON — Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was laid to rest Saturday evening, alongside slain brothers John and Robert on hallowed ground at Arlington National Cemetery and was celebrated earlier in the day for "the dream he kept alive" across the decades since their death

* chokes down bile filled reflux *

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 09:13 AM (Dv3i1)

339 I'm an agnostic Catholic but I'll pray a rosary for him. Best president in my life.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Four lies in two sentences. Impressive.

Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2025 09:13 AM (j4U/Z)

340 > @BuckSexton
Their real plan was to hide Biden’s dementia long enough to get him re-elected, then shortly after his second term starts, he steps down due to the cancer diagnosis, the whole dementia issue becomes moot, Biden retires a hero. If not for Trump, they would’ve pulled it off too
---------
It's why they kept Kamala on the ticket and pushed *biden out when he didn't; deteriorate fast enough or step down when prompted or die in office.

He's a stubborn fuck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 09:14 AM (Q4IgG)

341 Joey Bidet has Candiru in the brain cavity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 09:08 AM (QGS/I)
-

https://youtu.be/Aq_1l316ow8?t=17

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 09:14 AM (qFAfu)

342 "I'm an agnostic Catholic but I'll pray a rosary for him. Best president in my life."

2 sentences, 2 logical absurdities.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2025 09:14 AM (36PRH)

343 338 AP WASHINGTON — Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was laid to rest Saturday evening, alongside slain brothers John and Robert on hallowed ground at Arlington National Cemetery and was celebrated earlier in the day for "the dream he kept alive" across the decades since their death

Mary Jane Kopechne was unavailable for comment..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2025 09:14 AM (VE6XX)

344 Does anyone really believe Joe Corpse has prostate cancer? Maybe autopen has it, too?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 09:14 AM (n17eQ)

345 Their real plan was to hide Biden’s dementia long enough to get him re-elected, then shortly after his second term starts, he steps down due to the cancer diagnosis

That is just an unhinged conspiracy theory. There is NO evidence Biden, or and of his family or staff, we're aware he had cancer, let alone were hiding it. No one reported it to journalists, certainly, and we were VIGOROUSLY investigating deep in his ass. Honest!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at May 19, 2025 09:14 AM (JCZqz)

346 AP WASHINGTON — Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was laid to rest Saturday evening, alongside slain brothers John and Robert on hallowed ground at Arlington National Cemetery and was celebrated earlier in the day for "the dream he kept alive" across the decades since their death

* chokes down bile filled reflux *
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 09:13 AM (Dv3i1)

Royalty has it's privileges.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

347 Almost like Divine Intervention.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:11 AM (5QooU)

Our album is better.

Posted by: Slayer at May 19, 2025 09:15 AM (WqK+k)

348 Dems are announcing reservations for VIP seating at Biden's State funeral.

Posted by: pawn at May 19, 2025 09:15 AM (QB+5g)

349 >>My oncologist got back the DNA report on my brain tumor. He said not to worry, and that he'd discuss at my next MRI which is 6 weeks away, so if he's not worrying, I'm not either!

EXCELLENT NEWS!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2025 09:15 AM (F/B4x)

350 Their real plan was to hide Biden’s dementia long enough to get him re-elected, then shortly after his second term starts, he steps down due to the cancer diagnosis, the whole dementia issue becomes moot, Biden retires a hero. If not for Trump, they would’ve pulled it off too

this was FOR SURE the plan

wow

sneaky mofos

and btw yes my father died of an agressive prostate cancer (when it metastasized) but that was after 8 years post diagnosis

so yeah they knew. he knew he even said it. they covered that up to get him back and and sneak Kommie in as Prez.

holy hell these people

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 19, 2025 09:15 AM (Pv3Rg)

351 Biden's diagnosis is one thing: sympathy after the Hur tapes released.

They dribbled it out earlier with a node on his prostate (basically). Now its cancer.

How dare you attack a man with cancer.
MSM

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 19, 2025 09:15 AM (JkCto)

352 Bwahahahahahahaha! Now the Brits are straight up lying to children.

Woke Stonehenge row as kids are taught 'black people built monument'

Children are being taught that black people built Stonehenge as part of "decolonised" history lessons in schools, reveals a new report.

Youngsters are also being told that the Roman Emperor Nero married a trans woman, but omits the fact that they probably underwent forced castration, according to research by the Policy Exchange think-tank. However, historic British military victories - such as Waterloo and Trafalgar - are going largely untaught, with as few as one in 10 pupils learning about them, as woke narratives increasingly infiltrate classrooms.

The claim that Stonehenge was built by black people is made in the book “Brilliant Black British History”, which is used in schools nationwide. The controversial book, written by Nigerian-born British author Atinuke, states that “Britain was a black country for more than 7,000 years before white people came.”

https://tinyurl.com/5t5a664z

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:16 AM (5QooU)

353

How dare you attack a man with cancer.
MSM
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 19, 2025 09:15 AM (JkCto)

F*ck them all.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

354 August 25th Ted Kennedy will celebrate 16 years of sobriety. How many of you naysayers can claim that?

Posted by: Cooter Brown at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (G5+As)

355 "the dream he kept alive" across the decades since their death

Mary Jane Kopechne was unavailable for comment..

The "dream" he kept alive, but was unwilling to do the same for Miss Kopechne. Typical Democrat IOW.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (Dv3i1)

356 Mexican Navy is far seeing but not high seeing.

**********

El Capitan's Thoughts - a limerick

"Will this voyage be incident-free?"
"How tall can a three-master be?"
"Who can scope it out best?"
"The guy up in the 'nest'!"

"This is el Capitan. José, can you see?"

Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (/iMjX)

357 [the Biden gestures to the garage]

King of Delaware: One day soon, lad, all this will be yours.

Prince Hunter: What, the corvette?

King of Delaware: No, not the corvette, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (Aqu9a)

358 Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was laid to rest Saturday evening, alongside slain brothers John and Robert on hallowed ground at Arlington National Cemetery and was celebrated earlier in the day for "the dream he kept alive" across the decades since their death

What dream was that? Bang every woman they could, with or without consent, and experience no consequences for their outrageous and morally disgusting conduct?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2025 09:18 AM (JCZqz)

359 I HATE MONDAYS!
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 08:43 AM (g47mK)

hold your breath until Tuesday.

Posted by: Kwak! at May 19, 2025 09:18 AM (89Sog)

360 El Capitan's Thoughts - a limerick

"Will this voyage be incident-free?"
"How tall can a three-master be?"
"Who can scope it out best?"
"The guy up in the 'nest'!"

"This is el Capitan. José, can you see?"
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (/iMjX)

Better than the best Joe Biden ever was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

361 hold your breath until Tuesday.
Posted by: Kwak! at May 19, 2025 09:18 AM (89Sog)

Wait till you see the Art this Thursday!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

362 Muldoon strikes again!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (tLEZq)

363 Hopefully, this historic closure will also mark the end of the most sordid and decade-long chapter in the history of a once-great agency.
===============
"Once great" is probably true, but the VDH cruelty is just dripping in that comment: There must have been "once", at least, when the FBI did something great. Maybe we even give them credit for twice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (74LlX)

364 If he were reelected, he would have stayed in until the bitter end, like McCain and the like. These people cannot. Let. Go.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (WqK+k)

365 King of Delaware: No, not the corvette, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (Aqu9a)
-

Ironically, it now looks like it's curtains for Biden.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (qFAfu)

366 Event the Brooklyn Bridge hates illegals. Totes Raycist.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (n17eQ)

367 I do seriously hope conservatives in general turn their backs on the attempts to memorialize *biden as "good." I know it's more of a dog and pony show when a politico croaks and everyone bonds together in a fake show of solidarity.

I also hope any efforts to memorialize *biden in an official capacity in D.C. are thwarted with "he was never really the president."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (Q4IgG)

368
hold your breath until Tuesday.
Posted by: Kwak! at May 19, 2025 09:18 AM (89Sog)

Afternoon.

Posted by: Moody Blues at May 19, 2025 09:20 AM (WqK+k)

369 August 25th Ted Kennedy will celebrate 16 years of sobriety. How many of you naysayers can claim that?
Posted by: Cooter Brown at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (G5+As)

***

Raises hand. 37 years for me and I am still above ground

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 19, 2025 09:20 AM (ycs3a)

370 The claim that Stonehenge was built by black people is made in the book “Brilliant Black British History”, which is used in schools nationwide. The controversial book, written by Nigerian-born British author Atinuke, states that “Britain was a black country for more than 7,000 years before white people came.”

https://tinyurl.com/5t5a664z
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:16 AM (5QooU)

Jack Ryan: I wrote a biography of, of Admiral Halsey, called "The Fighting Sailor", about, uh, naval combat tactics...
Captain Ramius: I know this book!
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact...
Captain Ramius: Your conclusions were all wrong,

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:20 AM (gbOdA)

371 Wait till you see the Art this Thursday!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
-

/searches internet for prostate paintings

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2025 09:20 AM (qFAfu)

372 364 If he were reelected, he would have stayed in until the bitter end, like McCain and the like. These people cannot. Let. Go.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:19 AM (WqK+k)
----
If only McCain had lived long enough to see his US backed terrorists take of Syria. 😢

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2025 09:21 AM (36PRH)

373 Zero Hedge got the special "media seat" today. IF that cesspit of a website can get in, I am sure a Rep from AOSHQ can.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2025 09:21 AM (g47mK)

374 The problem with all of this is that Biden knew he had prostate cancer. With the prostate so enlarged it becomes very difficult to urinate and also to completely void the bladder.

He even complained about it years ago saying he got it from oil as I recall.

The doctors knew. Jill knew.

We are finally getting the truth out of WTF was going on with these bastards.

Posted by: pawn at May 19, 2025 09:21 AM (QB+5g)

375 352: it’s all about race, race, race, far more than it has ever been in the past.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:21 AM (WqK+k)

376 "This is el Capitan. José, can you see?"
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (/iMjX)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:21 AM (gbOdA)

377 "take over"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2025 09:21 AM (36PRH)

378 Trump stole our Gulf. Of course we retaliated.

Posted by: Mexican Brown Water Navy at May 19, 2025 09:21 AM (G5+As)

379 Axelrod is the scumbag most responsible for Barky. He got Jack Ryan's divorce records "unsealed" knocking him out of the race. F U in particular Dave

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 09:21 AM (ef25Y)

380 Jack Ryan: I wrote a biography of, of Admiral Halsey, called "The Fighting Sailor", about, uh, naval combat tactics...
Captain Ramius: I know this book!
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact...
Captain Ramius: Your conclusions were all wrong,
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:20 AM (gbOdA)

I’m hearing this dialogue in my head. God I love this movie….

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:22 AM (WqK+k)

381 btw the moody's thing is an op directed by Powell and others to fuck over PDJT and the US economy

I was like "why is Powell always doing such stupid things that hurt us? is he an idiot or corrupt?"

and now that question has been answered.

he is both.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 19, 2025 09:22 AM (Pv3Rg)

382 Almost like Divine Intervention.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:11 AM (5QooU)

500 quatloos that last Thursday Jill and The Spew's producers scheduled Joe's next appearance on The Spew. Not long from now. It will be the first event of Joe's coast-to-coast Cancer Sympathy and Trump Slander Tour.

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 09:22 AM (aBgBM)

383 Bridges? We don see no stinking bridges!

Posted by: Admiralissimo General Manuel Ocho Cabeza de Vaco at May 19, 2025 09:22 AM (xd2xI)

384 383 Bridges? We don see no stinking bridges!
Posted by: Admiralissimo General Manuel Ocho Cabeza de Vaco at May 19, 2025 09:22 AM (xd2xI)

So Ted Kennedy isn't the only one struggling with bridges.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 19, 2025 09:24 AM (N39Ws)

385 375 352: it’s all about race, race, race, far more than it has ever been in the past.
Posted by: Cow Demon

My Utoob algo is scattered with vids on something called "black fatigue". Maybe I should check one of them out. Probably start with a Hodges twins first.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 09:24 AM (Dv3i1)

386 [the Biden gestures to the garage]

King of Delaware: One day soon, lad, all this will be yours.

Prince Hunter: What, the corvette?

King of Delaware: No, not the corvette, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM

But I don't want Delaware...

Posted by: Prince Hunter at May 19, 2025 09:25 AM (bFu5X)

387 It runs in men. If they live long enough, more than 50% of men will have prostate cancer. Thankfully it is a very treatable cancer.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2025 08:49 AM (3ImbR)

The trick is to keep the old prostate exercised. Alot. **wink**wink**

Posted by: masturbatin' Pete's cousin Claude Balz at May 19, 2025 09:25 AM (5xuJ/)

388 That Roebling Wonder >> Mexican Boat

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:26 AM (gbOdA)

389 @385 I assumed "black fatigue" is about black people tired of YT complaints.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2025 09:26 AM (36PRH)

390 "This is el Capitan. José, can you see?"
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2025 09:17 AM (/iMjX)

ha
Posted by: rhennigantx

Never ask José. Always ask hose b.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:26 AM (5QooU)

391 Murkowski suggested that her party should be “taking a more cautious and conscientious approach” to repealing the bill instead of taking a “big hammer” to the green energy credits included in Biden’s trillion-dollar Inflation Reduction Act (IRA)
=======================
Alaska, really?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 09:26 AM (74LlX)

392 Oh no, guys. I just a headlines that, when asked about running for President in 2028, Mike Pence said he doesn't "see that in his future".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2025 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

393 @387 Pete Bootyyjuice would agree.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2025 09:28 AM (36PRH)

394 Why didn't Biden resign the Presidency sometime after halfway through so they could install Kamala for at least eight years?

It can't be Biden being stubborn. The Party reigns supreme.

Posted by: davidt at May 19, 2025 09:28 AM (i0F8b)

395 Didn’t the USA lose its AAA rating under His Majesty The Shahinshah?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:27 AM (LJ3iK)

In 2011 the AAA was downgraded to Aaa.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2025 09:28 AM (gbOdA)

396 So Ted Kennedy isn't the only one struggling with bridges.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I had a little trouble, myself.

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Buntrock, Dead At 21 at May 19, 2025 09:28 AM (G5+As)

397 We don’t believe the bear did it,” said Ann Bryant, executive director of the Bear League in the Tahoe Basin. “And I will go on record as saying that. ... We’ve never had a bear kill anybody.”
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Idiot wacko.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2025 09:28 AM (74LlX)

398 As a castration advocate, I'm sure my uncle, a prostate cancer survivor thanks to a castration, would recommend that Joe and James be castrated today.

Had he done this earlier, he could have been the first trans-eunuch President

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

399

Never ask José. Always ask hose b.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:26 AM (5QooU)

THAT'S THE FUNNY JOKE ABOUT THE MEXICAN FIREMAN AND HIS TWIN SONS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 19, 2025 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

400 Pro tip:

If you configure your browser to dump all cookies and history when you close it, the next time you visit Youtube there will be no recommendations

just a prompt to 'search something'

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 09:29 AM (AOsQT)

401 My Utoob algo is scattered with vids on something called "black fatigue". Maybe I should check one of them out. Probably start with a Hodges twins first.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 09:24 AM (Dv3i1)

I am in no way tared

Posted by: Hilldog Rotten Beast at May 19, 2025 09:29 AM (gbOdA)

402 Is the car at top a Chevy Caprice?

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2025 09:30 AM (AOsQT)

403 401 Speaking of bridges, Corpus Christi will soon have its brand spanking new cable stayed harbor bridge completed and open to traffic. I’m keeping an eye out for that one.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2025 09:29 AM (LJ3iK)

I think that was started in 2005.

Posted by: Hilldog Rotten Beast at May 19, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

404 To help the slow kids here:

"Viola" and "voilà" are different words with different meanings and origins.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 09:30 AM (n17eQ)

405 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

406 400 Pro tip:

If you configure your browser to dump all cookies and history when you close it, the next time you visit Youtube there will be no recommendations
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Pro tip: look up 'prostate massage' when logged in to brother-in-law's you tube account.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2025 09:32 AM (Dv3i1)

407 about running for President in 2028, Mike Pence said he doesn't "see that in his future"
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I have decided to not run for President in 2028, either.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2025 09:33 AM (n17eQ)

408 Now, instead Joe Biden will be known as the first trans-dementia President to rule by Auto-Pen.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 09:34 AM (RHGPo)

409 I've been considering a run for Benevolent Dictator

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2025 09:35 AM (RHGPo)

410 96 What reason is there to believe the story about Creepy Joe's cancer diagnosis? Consider the credibility of those reporting it.
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 19, 2025 08:08 AM (CbZu+)

See my comment about McCain, above. Also note that the author of this thread doesn't believe that this is a recent diagnosis.

But no matter what theory you believe it all comes out the same: FJB will be dead pretty soon. Also, you can pretty well bet on the fact that it's a lie - it's just a question of what distortion of the truth it happens to be.

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2025 09:43 AM (hOOi9)

411 G'morning, Horde. Before I settle down with JJ's news I want to say thank you to ace or whichever cob for updating the Absent Friends list. Much appreciated.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2025 10:37 AM (zFwIe)

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