House Investigating Whether Pfizer Slow-Rolled Their (Fake) Vaccine Announcement to Further #Rig the Already-"Fortified" 2020 Election

Bob Hoge at RedState quotes the WSJ (a Murdoch-owned paper, as Lyin' Jake Tapper would add):

Lawmakers are investigating whether Pfizer waited to share results of the Covid vaccine in 2020 until after that year's presidential election, based on new allegations that a former Pfizer scientist has said he was part of an effort to "deliberately slow down" the testing, according to a new letter from the House Judiciary Committee.
The House panel is seeking information from Pfizer and from the scientist, Philip Dormitzer, after learning he allegedly told colleagues in 2024 at a subsequent job he was worried he would face an investigation of his role in the vaccine's release and asked to be relocated to Canada.

🚨 HUGE 🚨

New Information Suggests Senior Pfizer Executives Conspired to Delay COVID-19 Vaccine Clinical Testing to Influence 2020 Election.

One exec was so scared about this being investigated that he asked to be relocated to Canada!

MASSIVE SCANDAL uncovered by @Jim_Jordan. pic.twitter.com/pZKLAz1Wmx
— House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@JudiciaryGOP) May 15, 2025

Lemme just slip this in here real quick, as P. Diddy would say to his unconscious victim:

To promote his own book, Jake Tapper had on the two Wall Street Journal reporters who reported that many congressmen worried about Biden's compromised mental state. Back when it mattered -- before the election.

He called them "heroes," and said they had been "smeared by Democrats."

But Jake Tapper himself was one of the Democrats smearing them, you'll be completely unsurprised to hear.

I didn't know human beings were capable of the level of audacity and fraud that drives Jake Tapper's book tour: pretending he's the angry victim of the WH which prevented him from knowing about Biden's cognitive decline.

Here's what he did the day the WSJ article came out: pic.twitter.com/ODSoSxnozb
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) May 14, 2025

The sheer audacity. L'audace pur!

Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM

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Posted by: GF at May 15, 2025 03:25 PM (iVUs+)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

3
What do the fake "virus experts" say?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:26 PM (UqjAj)

4 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 15, 2025 03:26 PM (rbKZ6)

5 This is unpossible. Pfizer cares about all humans and wouldn't do such a thing. They're not into politics. They're into saving lives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Not to hijack the thread, but this is interesting:

New York University (NYU) is withholding a student’s diploma after he turned his graduation speech into a pro-Palestine rant.

The student allegedly lied about the contents of his speech and instead used his time addressing the graduating class only to condemn the U.S.’s supposed “complicity” in genocide, according to a statement from the school on Wednesday. NYU apologized for the student’s speech and announced that it is pursuing disciplinary action against the speaker.

https://tinyurl.com/3b5zk6uw

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

7 How could the media do this to Jake Tapper 17 days before Pride Month!

Pride Month for FFS!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 15, 2025 03:27 PM (k1E2D)

8 I'd suggest scaring Ciampino's cat Bailey while next to Tapper or select Pfizer execs, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment - for Bailey.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 03:27 PM (VNX3d)

9
MASSIVE SCANDAL uncovered by @Jim_Jordan.

Uh, okay.

So...

moving on...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:28 PM (UqjAj)

10 Jake Tapper talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Poo Stabber Pride?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (A2D3h)

12 Pfizer so hated Trump, and so wanted to see him lose the election, that they delayed the (fake) vaccine, even though that would cost them yuge profits. Getting rid of Trump was worth it to them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

13
This is Jim the Joke Jordan rolling up his sleeves (even higher) and pretending to "investigate" a "scandal" while giving the Real Scandal of Big Pharma HIDING their deadly practices a Good Leavin' Alone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (UqjAj)

14 Fortified with 9 essential minerals and vitamins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:30 PM (A2D3h)

15 Tapper et al rationalize what they are doing by the principle that they are reporting the truth as they see it. This truth changes from day to day, but in their morality it is honorable to keep moving on and never looking back.

Not saying they are right, but this is how the news has operated since at least the 70s when I was a kid and first came to understand what they do. The media thinks if they admit to an error they made yesterday, it would be making the news about them, which is bad when convenient.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 15, 2025 03:30 PM (vCQYb)

16 Pfizer so hated Trump, and so wanted to see him lose the election, that they delayed the (fake) vaccine, even though that would cost them yuge profits. Getting rid of Trump was worth it to them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

Trump created Operation Warp Speed for the vaccine (f*cking dipshit move as it wasn't necessary and he KNEW it). How much money did he give them to start development?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

17 This is a great moment to remind all of the boosted clientele of Pfizer to support their pharma overlord and get another COVID-19 booster jab!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 15, 2025 03:31 PM (Cp2ln)

18 MASSIVE SCANDAL uncovered by @Jim_Jordan.

Uh, okay.

So...

moving on...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:28 PM (UqjAj)

I have every confidence Jim Jordan will see the wrongdoers punished and significant changes will follow.

This is not just window-dressing.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at May 15, 2025 03:31 PM (8hq5W)

19 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gare qui pense toujours que ça commence at May 15, 2025 03:31 PM (6YdsJ)

20 based on new allegations that a former Pfizer scientist has said he was part of an effort to "deliberately slow down" the testing

Ya know, considering what we got as a vaccine as a result, testing that thing for two, three, ten, years might not have been such a bad idea?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 03:31 PM (6ydKt)

21 Poo Stabber Pride?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (A2D3h)

ALL the rage.....

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 15, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Well it isn't like pfizer made $5 BILLION from the covid vaccine or anything........

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (e5NfL)

23 Good afternoon good people.

I often wondered why bother having a valedictorian speak at the commencement ceremony. Ok, they worked hard, blah, blah, blah but don't know shit nor have any real world experience.

"Here's your diploma. Good luck. Now get the f off campus."
-- Dean Tonypete

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (cYBz/)

24 Pfizer so hated Trump, and so wanted to see him lose the election, that they delayed the (fake) vaccine, even though that would cost them yuge profits. Getting rid of Trump was worth it to them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

Trump created Operation Warp Speed for the vaccine (f*cking dipshit move as it wasn't necessary and he KNEW it). How much money did he give them to start development?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
______

Trump gave away the store. And still they hated him and wanted him gone.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

25 Wow, Jim Jordan is at SleeveCon 2.

Maybe next he’ll investigate something that isn’t 5 years old and meaningless.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (l3YAf)

26
Oh yeah, Eric the Blade...

the new "thing" right now is for Assholes to ACT OUT at their Graduation Ceremonies. Nothing really new, but now it's developing into a tik-tok trend thing to do.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (UqjAj)

27 One exec was so scared about this being investigated that he asked to be relocated to Canada!

-------------------

Would be funny if he's in Alberta right now.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)

28 "Gars," pas "gare."

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que �a commence at May 15, 2025 03:33 PM (6YdsJ)

29 Of all the problems with the "vaccines" let alone Pfeizer, attempting to manipulate the election is pretty far down the list.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:33 PM (2VST1)

30 I am still awaiting on apologies from all the assholes who pushed the vaxxes, pushed the masks, pushed the 6 foot bullshit rule and all the other nonsense that went on simply because of a weak flu like virus that the democrats used to oust President Trump and scare The Sheeple from one end of their enclosure to the other.

Posted by: Sheep Dog at May 15, 2025 03:33 PM (xofCm)

31 Will he join the Alberta Separtists?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:33 PM (A2D3h)

32
Why not "investigate," you know, 2020 election fraud??

Because Jim Jordan is pretending, and he's going after a safe target, with Zero Consequences to Anyone, and Nothing will come of this.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:34 PM (UqjAj)

33 Pfizer so hated Trump, and so wanted to see him lose the election, that they delayed the (fake) vaccine, even though that would cost them yuge profits. Getting rid of Trump was worth it to them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

Why would it cost them profits? With Biden they got vaccine mandates and got to needle-rape tens of millions of more suckers.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)

34 the new "thing" right now is for Assholes to ACT OUT at their Graduation Ceremonies. Nothing really new, but now it's developing into a tik-tok trend thing to do.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (UqjAj)

Was at the OU graduation last weekend. A stupid hooded bitch broke out the 'palestine' flag and started dancing around with it.

The most appalling part was the number of cheers she received from the audience.

F*cking retards.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

35 am still awaiting on apologies from all the assholes who pushed the vaxxes, pushed the masks, pushed the 6 foot bullshit rule and all the other nonsense that went on simply because of a weak flu like virus that the democrats used to oust President Trump and scare The Sheeple from one end of their enclosure to the other.

Posted by: Sheep Dog at May 15, 2025 03:33 PM (xofCm)

Shit in the other hand and see which one fills up first.

Posted by: Experiments at May 15, 2025 03:34 PM (8hq5W)

36 Jeez, Ace. Chris de Burgh?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2025 03:34 PM (UBKzV)

37 Trump created Operation Warp Speed for the vaccine (f*cking dipshit move as it wasn't necessary and he KNEW it). How much money did he give them to start development?

He gave them blanket immunity as well. It was hideously wrong and stupid, but the left targeted him right in the weak point: a bit paranoid about health and cleanliness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:35 PM (2VST1)

38 based on new allegations that a former Pfizer scientist has said he was part of an effort to "deliberately slow down" the testing

Ya know, considering what we got as a vaccine as a result, testing that thing for two, three, ten, years might not have been such a bad idea?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 03:31 PM (6ydKt)

I find myself unmoved about any possible technical injustice here since even before COVID they've been hiking the price of drugs for Americans and killing thousands.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:35 PM (8avO+)

39 Rollin my sleeves up over here, boss!

Posted by: Jim Jordan at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (2UnvF)

40 Jeez, Ace. Chris de Burgh?

The Lady In Red told him to

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (2VST1)

41 Jeez, Ace. Chris de Burgh?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2025 03:34 PM (UBKzV)

El DeBarge > Chris de Burgh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

42 He gave them blanket immunity as well. It was hideously wrong and stupid, but the left targeted him right in the weak point: a bit paranoid about health and cleanliness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:35 PM (2VST1)

No immunity for conspiracy tho!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (8avO+)

43 I think we're pretty sure a lot of shit went down with regards to the medical/pharma sector colluding with the authoritarian/leftists from late 2019 until about a year ago.

Hell, they're probably still colluding with each other now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (Q4IgG)

44 Wool blankets used to be obtainable.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (A2D3h)

45 Oh yeah, Eric the Blade...

the new "thing" right now is for Assholes to ACT OUT at their Graduation Ceremonies. Nothing really new, but now it's developing into a tik-tok trend thing to do.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (UqjAj)
_________

Yea but it's not that new. My sister's graduation (from a relatively conservative PA college) about 20 years ago was hijacked by some cunting twat who delivered half of her graduation speech in Spanish. Needless to say, the graduates were mostly white and some black, and very few could understand Spanish. I asked how this retard could possibly be valedictorian. The answer was straight-up DEI before there was even a word for it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

46 Fauci knew COVID was what he had been funding in China.

When it leaked he called the companies he was working with who lied and told him their new vaccines were ready. The problem is they lied. Their vaccines had failed both safety and efficacy tests.

So they faked both.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (t0Rmr)

47 * This is my shocked face *

Posted by: ShainS -- Doddergate is A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at May 15, 2025 03:36 PM (67sdn)

48 Wait a second. I thought we were outraged that they rushed the testing process and took short cuts to get it to market sooner. Now we're outraged that they deliberately slowed the testing process.

This must be the Certs breath mint /candy mint of vaccine scandals. It's two, two, two scandals in one!

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM (HOX+I)

49 They stopped a flu vaccine because it killed a handful of people.

This thing has killed millions........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

50 12 Pfizer so hated Trump, and so wanted to see him lose the election, that they delayed the (fake) vaccine, even though that would cost them yuge profits. Getting rid of Trump was worth it to them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

This is why I will never willingly take any product produced by PFE, especially when there's an appropriate substitute. Trump promised to have something to roll out to the public by Election Day 2020, and he delivered - as usual. A legendary accomplishment*, and Pfizer took that away from Trump just to turn votes away from him.

*as fake as the 'vaccine' was, I maintained at the time - and still today - that it was necessary to get something out to break the cycle of fear that gripped the world at that time. It should never have been made mandatory, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM (xAz7Q)

51 I don't know how these A-holes can even look themselves in the mirror. I guess being a mendacious, lying, scumbag helps...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 15, 2025 03:38 PM (F10Hz)

52 There are still bugmen wearing those masks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:38 PM (A2D3h)

53 Trump gave away the store. And still they hated him and wanted him gone.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Mayhap they knew Trump wasn't planning to do a mandate but old Joey would?

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 15, 2025 03:38 PM (ftFVW)

54 One exec was so scared about this being investigated that he asked to be relocated to Canada!

-----------------

Mark Carney?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Doddergate is A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at May 15, 2025 03:38 PM (67sdn)

55 Oh yeah, Eric the Blade...

the new "thing" right now is for Assholes to ACT OUT at their Graduation Ceremonies. Nothing really new, but now it's developing into a tik-tok trend thing to do.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (UqjAj)

Let them. They are about to hit the market with a worthless degree that they skipped the classes to go to protest in favor of the most nasty minority group on the planet. Have fun paying back those loans, kids!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:39 PM (8avO+)

56 Lemme just slip this in here real quick, as P. Diddy would say to his unconscious victim:

Chuy level cruelty.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2025 03:39 PM (QXOBW)

57 It should never have been made mandatory, however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM (xAz7Q)

It never should've been made. They KNEW there were effective medicines to beat it. They're all guilty of murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

58 I don't blame Trump.
He was placed in a horrible position by the media, his own medical advisers & bureaucrats, and ultimately by the Chinese Communist Party - who bear the real blame for it all.

What was he going to say when Lightspeed was proposed?

"Nahhh... screw that, we can wait this thing out until everybody gets natural immunity."

The media, running Infection & Death counters on the screen 24/7, would've had a field day.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 03:39 PM (6ydKt)

59 I am still awaiting on apologies from all the assholes who pushed the vaxxes, pushed the masks, pushed the 6 foot bullshit rule and all the other nonsense that went on simply because of a weak flu like virus that the democrats used to oust President Trump and scare The Sheeple from one end of their enclosure to the other.
Posted by: Sheep Dog

My favorite virtue signaling was the masks on to walk through a restaurant to your table but masks off when seated.

'Cause the virus knows!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2025 03:39 PM (cYBz/)

60
In case you missed this:

[Communist]Traitor John Brennan has a breakdown over the firing of Mike Collins and Maria Langan-Riekhof.

“This whole thing just makes me livid. It’s appalling and outrageous and demonstrates why Tulsi Gabbard never should have been confirmed as director. It's appalling.
Posted by: Braenyard

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Mike Collins and Maria Langan-Riekhof...

If, like me, you're wondering who these two assholes are and what they did:

Collins was Acting Director of the National Intelligence Council, Langan was his Deputy. These two Shits were acting against the President of the United States by deliberately putting out false reports that contradicted the President's positions (namely, Venezuela). In other words, they were pulling the same shit the other "resistors" pulled in the first term.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:39 PM (UqjAj)

61 Jake Tapper talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:29 PM

*nods*

This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2025 03:40 PM (kgE5c)

62 Wait a second. I thought we were outraged that they rushed the testing process and took short cuts to get it to market sooner. Now we're outraged that they deliberately slowed the testing process.

This must be the Certs breath mint /candy mint of vaccine scandals. It's two, two, two scandals in one!
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM (HOX+I)

They didn't know their vaccine was crap. So the intent was to kill millions with COVID for political gain.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:40 PM (8avO+)

63 Reparations for everyone coerced into the death jab.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:40 PM (A2D3h)

64 Look, Jack!
You hold off on releasing that vaccine and help me win the election I'll mandate everyone 'volunteer' to take your experimental vaccones or they'll never go outside again.
Win-win. You make a lot money. I make a lot of money.
You might even find a vaccone that works.

/Joe

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2025 03:40 PM (/lPRQ)

65
Mayhap they knew Trump wasn't planning to do a mandate but old Joey would?
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 15, 2025 03:38 PM (ftFVW)

Had to look Mayhap up.

Funny. You don't look 136 years old........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Ya know, considering what we got as a vaccine as a result, testing that thing for two, three, ten, years might not have been such a bad idea?

A couple of years ago I ran across a medical research reviewing one of those zombies movies that were popular in the 10s. The review itself was from before COVID but I saw it after COVIDmania and the introduction of the clot shot mandates.

The premise in the movie was that come globopharma corp had come up with a new cancer miracle drug and rushed it to market with minimal safety testing because hey it stops cancer! And it turns out the midterm side effect of the cancer drug was...zombism. Oopsie!

Anyway the reviewer noted there was no way the "medical establishment" would let a company rush through a drug for mass human consumption without years if not decades of testing. But hey here we were only cancer not something serious like the WuFlu amiright?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:41 PM (t0Rmr)

67 Yet another BLM leader has been busted for Cheese Pizza. Chris Hansen has a new show, and he is finding these scumbags.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:41 PM (2VST1)

68 Tersely written letter!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 15, 2025 03:41 PM (gxokI)

69 >> as fake as the 'vaccine' was, I maintained at the time - and still today - that it was necessary to get something out to break the cycle of fear that gripped the world at that time. It should never have been made mandatory, however.

Gotta inject hundreds of millions with untested poison to “break the cycle of fear” of the sniffles.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 03:42 PM (l3YAf)

70 "Well it isn't like pfizer made $5 BILLION from the covid vaccine or anything"

I was thinking they doubled their profits, from maybe $40B to $80B ... but in any case, iirc it was much more than $5B.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2025 03:42 PM (Cus5s)

71 Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:32 PM (UqjAj)

I am thankful, then, that nobody did anything weird or rude or crazy at my son's graduation last year. No Pali Flags, everybody spoke in English.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 03:42 PM (nFq4j)

72 It’s obvious there were a ton of people at the White House who knew that Biden was totally incompetent. Yet they encouraged him to do that debate with Trump, which totally sunk him. Makes you wonder right? There was definitely a camp in there that wanted him out, and that was the obvious easy way to do it.

Posted by: keena at May 15, 2025 03:42 PM (RiTnx)

73 In case you missed this:

[Communist]Traitor John Brennan has a breakdown over the firing of Mike Collins and Maria Langan-Riekhof.

“This whole thing just makes me livid. It’s appalling and outrageous and demonstrates why Tulsi Gabbard never should have been confirmed as director. It's appalling.
Posted by: Braenyard

It shows why she should. You condone breaking top secret information to the press, which is a crime, Brennan.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:43 PM (8avO+)

74 Tersely written letter!
Posted by: uniparty

My wife showed me a pen the other day and said it could write underwater.

I suggested to her that it could probably write other words too.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2025 03:43 PM (cYBz/)

75 Incontinent. Incompetent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:43 PM (A2D3h)

76 Wait a second. I thought we were outraged that they rushed the testing process and took short cuts to get it to market sooner. Now we're outraged that they deliberately slowed the testing process.

They took something that should have taken years and reduced it to weeks but they made sure it was just enough weeks to be timed after the election.

The issue isn't that they failed to do appropriate safety testing which we already knew, it was they did it to achieve an intentional political end.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:43 PM (t0Rmr)

77 New Information Suggests Senior Pfizer Executives Conspired to Delay COVID-19 Vaccine Clinical Testing to Influence 2020 Election.

We already know that.
They conspired with Biden to continue the police state and force experiments on people for shitloads on money.

And it was all out in the open.
It's why the rich and powerful made a big show of taking the 'vaxx' but everyone knows they got the saline / control shot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2025 03:43 PM (/lPRQ)

78 In other words, they were pulling the same shit the other "resistors" pulled in the first term.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:39 PM (UqjAj)

--

If John Brennan is getting that worked up, that's all I need to know - they deserved it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

79 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:41 PM (2VST1)

Cheese Pizza? is that another term for buying "Big Large Mansions" and not actually doing anything to help any Black people but themselves?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (nFq4j)

80 Wait a second. I thought we were outraged that they rushed the testing process and took short cuts to get it to market sooner. Now we're outraged that they deliberately slowed the testing process.

This must be the Certs breath mint /candy mint of vaccine scandals. It's two, two, two scandals in one!

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM

Uh pfizer didn't delay the vaccine for further testing, they delayed it so Trump would not get credit for it right before the election.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (e5NfL)

81 Ya know, considering what we got as a vaccine as a result, testing that thing for two, three, ten, years might not have been such a bad idea?

A couple of years ago I ran across a medical research reviewing one of those zombies movies that were popular in the 10s. The review itself was from before COVID but I saw it after COVIDmania and the introduction of the clot shot mandates.

The premise in the movie was that come globopharma corp had come up with a new cancer miracle drug and rushed it to market with minimal safety testing because hey it stops cancer! And it turns out the midterm side effect of the cancer drug was...zombism. Oopsie!

Anyway the reviewer noted there was no way the "medical establishment" would let a company rush through a drug for mass human consumption without years if not decades of testing. But hey here we were only cancer not something serious like the WuFlu amiright?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:41 PM (t0Rmr)
____________

I Am Legend?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

82 Look at all you election deniers.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (viF8m)

83
Cheese Pizza? is that another term for buying "Big Large Mansions" and not actually doing anything to help any Black people but themselves?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (nFq4j)

Child molestation.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Funny. You don't look 136 years old........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Don't try to butter me up, you rascal.

*blushes*

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (ftFVW)

85 A couple of years ago I ran across a medical research reviewing one of those zombies movies that were popular in the 10s. The review itself was from before COVID but I saw it after COVIDmania and the introduction of the clot shot mandates.
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Which show?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2025 03:45 PM (/lPRQ)

86 Yet another BLM leader has been busted for Cheese Pizza. Chris Hansen has a new show, and he is finding these scumbags.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:41 PM (2VST1)
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Cheese pizza? I would think that pineapple pizza would be more of a crime.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 15, 2025 03:45 PM (6YdsJ)

87 It seems that there are numerous medical/health anomalies that are occuring since Covid ( with all of its’ trappings and garnishes) was perpetrated upon the world…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:45 PM (PCK5/)

88 Review of the Hate Feed on the SCOTUS arguments today:
They seem to grudgingly concede that nationwide injunctions by a single judge have enough votes and the Court does not like the practice.
But are hanging on the unwieldiness of every person challenging it having to file a case or the difficulty of class certification.

But that's the problem--the Court seems to assume that it is its job to "solve" that.
Rather than--follow the fucking rules and leave any solution to the people where it belongs!

Kagan and Sotomeyor have already admitted they've pre-judged the underlying question--without it being briefed or developed below!
With Wide Latina calling Trump's EO "illegal" several times.
And also sneering several times about how Trump has "lost every case."
ACB looks to be wanting some sort of solution, demanding the S.G. answer more precisely Kagan's Q.

There was an interesting bit where the Court questioned about whether the Executive could ignore their rulings.

Suggesting the Court is close to declaring itself King.
There's going to be enough in the left bloc opinions that will drive a majority of the public against the Court; Judge Dredd will appear constrained in compare.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2025 03:45 PM (V/ccX)

89 The clot shot almost doubled Pfizer's market cap from around $180B to around $300B.

They are around $130B now.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:45 PM (t0Rmr)

90 Afternoon all.. Have I mentioned how much I despise Amy Coney Barrett.. Oh and to stay on topic I despise Pfizer too...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2025 03:45 PM (VE6XX)

91 Reparations for everyone coerced into the death jab.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:40 PM (A2D3h)

To be paid by Pfizer execs and Covid grifters. Cuz I didn’t mandate anything, and told people to quit their jobs instead of taking the clot shot. I’m not paying shit.

*knows he’ll end up being on the hook for it, just like every other idiot thing in this fake and gay country*

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)

92 It’s obvious there were a ton of people at the White House who knew that Biden was totally incompetent. Yet they encouraged him to do that debate with Trump, which totally sunk him. Makes you wonder right? There was definitely a camp in there that wanted him out, and that was the obvious easy way to do it.
Posted by: keena at May 15, 2025 03:42 PM (RiTnx)

Not much they could do about it when they'd agreed to, or even seemed to think he could win one months before.

We know there was a faction that wanted him out - Pelosi and the ones who did kick him out. Problem is they ignored Biden's insurance policy and autopen made sure Kamala would be the nominee.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:45 PM (8avO+)

93
What's with the Frog-speak?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2025 03:46 PM (y9nCu)

94 I like the 3 meat kind at Sam's Club.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:46 PM (A2D3h)

95 48 Wait a second. I thought we were outraged that they rushed the testing process and took short cuts to get it to market sooner. Now we're outraged that they deliberately slowed the testing process.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM (HOX+I)

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I'm going to go with the power of 'and' on this one.
They were greedy, duplicitous, lying bastards no matter which side you want to come down on.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

96 Yet another BLM leader has been busted for Cheese Pizza. Chris Hansen has a new show, and he is finding these scumbags.

He lost his original show for busting someone a little too connected...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:46 PM (t0Rmr)

97 Greenwald seems to harbor extraordinary vitriol for Fake Jake. A steel cage death-match I would pay to see.

Posted by: doc ock at May 15, 2025 03:46 PM (/vuFu)

98 Greenwald seems to harbor extraordinary vitriol for Fake Jake. A steel cage death-match I would pay to see.
Posted by: doc ock at May 15, 2025 03:46 PM (/vuFu)

Ace is the referee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

99 All Covid responsible parties, and their enablers deserve summary justice for crimes against humanity…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

100 >> Have I mentioned how much I despise Amy Coney Barrett..

What did she do this time?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (l3YAf)

101 There was a recent report about gain of function that didn't get much play in even the New Media, possibly because the new pope filled the cycle. Scientists in France have recommended that for future pandemics that social distancing standards be raised to three meters from two. Due to gain-of-function advancements corona viruses can now jump distances of 2.0 to 2.5 meters routinely.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (HOX+I)

102 *as fake as the 'vaccine' was, I maintained at the time - and still today - that it was necessary to get something out to break the cycle of fear that gripped the world at that time. It should never have been made mandatory, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM (xAz7Q)

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Every single vaxx participant was a victim -- including those who died or were otherwise injured -- as they were systematically and intentionally denied the basic ethical human right of Informed Consent -- for which several Nazi War Criminal Ghouls were hanged.

Make Nuremberg Trials Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Doddergate is A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (gpr39)

103 I had my first encounter with a muslim veiled fast food worker. I smiled and said hello, paused for a reaction which I realized that I do it out of habit. She said hello and I don't think she smiled, if she did, it didn't make it to her eyes, which is all I could see through the slit in her face coverings. She handled the order efficiently. But the veil definitely hinders the most basic human connection that I take for granted.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (Dv3i1)

104 99 All Covid responsible parties, and their enablers deserve summary justice for crimes against humanity…
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

Let's not let Moderna off the hook either

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (VE6XX)

105 I still think Trump should give a press conference where he thanks various judges for their opinions on foreign policy and how to defend the country from the current ongoing invasion but as he must follow the Constitution he will no follow ANY court decisions that are made in these areas involving non-citizens.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (t0Rmr)

106 I didn't know human beings were capable of the level of audacity and fraud that drives Jake Tapper's book tour: pretending he's the angry victim of the WH which prevented him from knowing about Biden's cognitive decline.
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I thought Greenwald was smarter than that. We ALL knew here at the HQ. And we're morons.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (1bNHn)

107 Look at all you election deniers.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (viF8m)

I don't deny either elections, or fraud in elections.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (8avO+)

108 Why would anyone want pizza without meat?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (A2D3h)

109 Cheese Pizza? is that another term for buying "Big Large Mansions" and not actually doing anything to help any Black people but themselves?

Its an old code term its adherents used to indicate people who have sexual inclinations toward underaged people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (2VST1)

110 >> What's with the Frog-speak?

Blog’s been conquered by the French. Gauloises-smoking Dildo out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

111 So, they slow rolled out the FAKE results of a failed 'Vaccine' that is still killing people?

Somehow I think we are investigating the wrong thing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (mP0Kj)

112 Anyway the reviewer noted there was no way the "medical establishment" would let a company rush through a drug for mass human consumption without years if not decades of testing. But hey here we were only cancer not something serious like the WuFlu amiright?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:41 PM (t0Rmr)

All of this is going to make some great movie(s) one day, as long as we can get rid of all the woke screenwriters first.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 03:49 PM (6ydKt)

113 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

O.K. Thanks for the explanation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 03:49 PM (nFq4j)

114 Of course Pfizer did this, Big Pharma and the entire medical community threw EVERYTHING into being part of the Democrat Party from about 2008. When they backed ObamaCare, etc.

That's why Republicans are now going to war with Big Pharma. We looked the other way to allow them to make obscene profits because they bankrolled us, but they chose poorly.

Same with Big Business in general when it went woke.

Posted by: Leupold at May 15, 2025 03:49 PM (4pwAx)

115 I don't have a beret.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:49 PM (A2D3h)

116 Cheese Pizza? is that another term for buying "Big Large Mansions" and not actually doing anything to help any Black people but themselves?

No, its a term for what our pedo-friendly elites keep getting caught with.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (t0Rmr)

117 >> Why would anyone want pizza without meat?

Meat? Man, you’re sick.

Want walnut sauce on that?

Posted by: John Pedo-sta at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (l3YAf)

118 Cheese Pizza? is that another term for buying "Big Large Mansions" and not actually doing anything to help any Black people but themselves?

Its an old code term its adherents used to indicate people who have sexual inclinations toward underaged people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (2VST1)
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Derived from PizzaGate, I assume ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

119 There was a recent report about gain of function that didn't get much play in even the New Media, possibly because the new pope filled the cycle. Scientists in France have recommended that for future pandemics that social distancing standards be raised to three meters from two. Due to gain-of-function advancements corona viruses can now jump distances of 2.0 to 2.5 meters routinely.
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (HOX+I)

Oh fuck that shit. The six foot figure was totally made up. So is this one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)

120 Why would anyone want pizza without meat?

In a strange coincidence, little kids generally find pizza's flavors too strong so they prefer no toppings but cheese.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (2VST1)

121 Pizza avec anchovies…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (PCK5/)

122 I don't have a beret.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:49 PM (A2D3h)
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I do!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 15, 2025 03:51 PM (6YdsJ)

123 In a strange coincidence, little kids generally find pizza's flavors too strong so they prefer no toppings but cheese.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (2VST1)

My 26 year old nephew still only eats cheese pizza.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Derived from PizzaGate, I assume

Oddly enough no, it predates that. I think it showed up on 4chan first, but I don't know for sure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:51 PM (2VST1)

125 Their "testing," which really means clinical trials, were a complete joke, so slow-rolling that doesn't mean a whole lot. That sat on it anyway. If sackless Jim Jordan and company wanted to really investigate something, it would be the clinical trials themselves. Of course if they did that, the whole house of cards would come down.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (MZ+PY)

126
I'm seeing chatter about PDT cutting Section 8 funding. If true, expect that to be "blocked," too.

Perpetual Section 8 (free rent) subsidies...

Ever see those tall tenement buildings in England, presumably within London city limits? That's all "free" perpetual government housing. Yes? Anyway, they're Slums.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (UqjAj)

127 Technically they may have saved lives by delaying the testing of their deadly product. Just think of all the babies saved from miscarriage alone.

Posted by: Max Power at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (q177U)

128 I can handle veggie pizzas, depending on the veggies, but it MUST have double cheese and fresh garlic…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (PCK5/)

129 Adam Sandler eulogizes his Happy Gilmore co-star, Morris the Alligator.

Adam Sandler@AdamSandler
Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that’s who you were.
I know your character’s decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (L/fGl)

130 41 Jeez, Ace. Chris de Burgh?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2025 03:34 PM (UBKzV)
_____________________

Today's lesson is on proper punctuation and specificity:

Chris De Burgh's hit single "Don't Pay the Ferryman" is in fact an anthem for price control on illegal male prostitution. The original cut was:

"Don't pay the Fairy, man."

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (dIske)

131 Derived from PizzaGate, I assume ....

I think it comes from various emails between our elites where they talk about cheese pizza but the context is clear they aren't talking about food. The same people claim Podesta talking about wetworks was no in reference to assassination but uh...something totally not illegal and violent.

And as another part of this - how many times have you messaged friends about getting specifically "CHEESE pizza" as opposed to just "pizza"?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (t0Rmr)

132 122 I don't have a beret.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:49 PM (A2D3h)
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I do!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 15, 2025 03:51 PM (6YdsJ)

Is it raspberry???

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

133 Maxwell Klinger hardest hit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:53 PM (A2D3h)

134 > Collins was Acting Director of the National Intelligence Council, Langan was his Deputy. These two Shits were acting against the President of the United States by deliberately putting out false reports that contradicted the President's positions (namely, Venezuela). In other words, they were pulling the same shit the other "resistors" pulled in the first term.
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Two of likely thousands still embedded in FedGov.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2025 03:53 PM (Q4IgG)

135 I like pizza without meat. I eat a lot of meat, but don't want to eat it every day. So a night or two a week, I'll have cheese pizza for dinner, or pasta, or ramen, or the tears of my enemies, or some other non-meat dinner.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

136 You're tellin' me that you'll be true.

That's all I ever get from you.
Some day you're gonna be sorry
I don't know when just now

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 15, 2025 03:53 PM (QSrLX)

137 Jake Tapper is what chutzpah looks like if it was big by a radioactive spider and became a super chutzpah.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 03:53 PM (VofaG)

138 I'm sure Tapper will get right on it as soon as he solves Biden's dementia.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 03:54 PM (af7+R)

139 Dean Tonypete has a unique perspective on soliciting donations from Alumni.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 15, 2025 03:54 PM (nIRE6)

140 In a strange coincidence, little kids generally find pizza's flavors too strong so they prefer no toppings but cheese.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (2VST1)

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My cousin was like that.
Originally it was just cheese, then he ventured into hamburger on it.
The man didn't eat pepperoni on his pizza until he was in his 20s. Pickiest person I ever knew.

Me?
Put everything on it, but anchovies and pineapple and I'm your new best friend.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 03:54 PM (6ydKt)

141
Garrett Morris is deads?

RIP Garrett Morris, base-uh-bol had bin berry berry good to you

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:54 PM (UqjAj)

142 Ever see those tall tenement buildings in England, presumably within London city limits? That's all "free" perpetual government housing. Yes? Anyway, they're Slums.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (UqjAj)

Horizontal slums are better than the vertical ones. Much better. I lived in Chicago in the Climax of Cabrini Green.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:54 PM (8avO+)

143 That Sandler Gator eulogy is really good….

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:54 PM (PCK5/)

144
Chris De Burgh's hit single "Don't Pay the Ferryman" is in fact an anthem for price control on illegal male prostitution. The original cut was:

"Don't pay the Fairy, man."
Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2025 03:52 PM (dIske)

In my neighborhood, as a yute, there was an old man up the street that always wanted to wrestle us kids. He stunk. We called him B O Man.

We re-wrote that song as "Don't Wrestle B O Man."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Scientists in France have recommended that for future pandemics that social distancing standards be raised to three meters from two. Due to gain-of-function advancements corona viruses can now jump distances of 2.0 to 2.5 meters routinely.
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (HOX+I)

Oh fuck that shit. The six foot figure was totally made up. So is this one.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Exactly. The increase was actually recommended due to lack of daily showering.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2025 03:55 PM (Dv3i1)

146 105 I still think Trump should give a press conference where he thanks various judges for their opinions on foreign policy and how to defend the country from the current ongoing invasion but as he must follow the Constitution he will no follow ANY court decisions that are made in these areas involving non-citizens.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:48 PM (t0Rmr)

The case is simple... but somehow not being made.

The Constitution says that Habeus Corpus can be suspended in times of insurrection or INVASION.

Trump signed an executive order declaring the border situation an invasion... using that exact term. Texas Gov Abbot also sent a Letter, as demanded by the Constitution, saying Texas was being invaded.

These facts are not in dispute. Yet Courts are still yacking about due process...

Note, the Supremes have also set precedent that the Courts should not intervene with Executive Powers during a National Emergency (Covid cases)... which Trump has ALSO declared.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2025 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)

147 141
Garrett Morris is deads?

RIP Garrett Morris, base-uh-bol had bin berry berry good to you
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:54 PM (UqjAj)

Maybe THAT’S why all the flags around here are at halfmast….

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

148 Ever see those tall tenement buildings in England, presumably within London city limits? That's all "free" perpetual government housing. Yes? Anyway, they're Slums.

In one of the blue towns near me they signed on to some fluffy help the poor law the state passed.

And the result is their signature fancy hotel has been destroyed and a developer is building a massive number of tenements for newcomers where the hotel was. Oopsie! Looks like they are about to get some diversity good and hard...without any lube (literally)

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:55 PM (t0Rmr)

149 Ace, my next book, co-authored with Dr. Jill Biden, is entitled "Scammed!" and it will tell the story of Jim and Hinter Biden taking secret advantage of Joe Biden's previously unknown cognitive decline to MAKE GOBS OF ILLEGAL MONEY!

This story will shock you. It will sadden you. No one will believe how low some family members were willing to go, aided all the way by a credulous and partisan media!

Look for "Scammed!"next month wherever you buy books.

Posted by: Fakee Jakee Tapper at May 15, 2025 03:55 PM (RcJnf)

150 How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 03:56 PM (viF8m)

151 Big = bit

Autocorrect is the worst AI ever created . It's Artificial Retardedness.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 03:56 PM (VofaG)

152
Well, this happened...

Sebastion Gorka agreed to do an event with Fake News Politico and he was brutal. Brutal.

Indeed, Seb Gorka was so brash with the Politico Liar you kinda feel bad for her.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 03:56 PM (UqjAj)

153 > Collins was Acting Director of the National Intelligence Council, Langan was his Deputy. These two Shits were acting against the President of the United States by deliberately putting out false reports that contradicted the President's positions (namely, Venezuela). In other words, they were pulling the same shit the other "resistors" pulled in the first term.
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Two of likely thousands still embedded in FedGov.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2025 03:53 PM (Q4IgG)

Now they can either get in a new director, or merge this into another group that has a good director. From the sound of it this one doesn't even have its own spies.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

154 the new "thing" right now is for Assholes to ACT OUT at their Graduation Ceremonies. Nothing really new, but now it's developing into a tik-tok trend thing to do.

ugh I am really worried about this weekend

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 15, 2025 03:56 PM (Pv3Rg)

155 How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 03:56 PM (viF8m)

"How can you get any pussy if you don't beat your meat?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

156 There was a recent report about gain of function that didn't get much play in even the New Media, possibly because the new pope filled the cycle. Scientists in France have recommended that for future pandemics that social distancing standards be raised to three meters from two. Due to gain-of-function advancements corona viruses can now jump distances of 2.0 to 2.5 meters routinely.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (HOX+I)

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Heard a disturbing & infuriating interview with Dr. Bret Weinstein this morning on "DNA Corruption" in "MRNA-Playformed ~~Vaccines~~" Jabs -- especially the danger for children -- in case you or others are unaware and wish to do further research.

[For example, search for "Bret Weinstein DNA Corruption" using Grok3 or similar.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Doddergate is A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at May 15, 2025 03:57 PM (gpr39)

157 How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

You! Yes! You behind the bike sheds! Stand still, laddie!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 03:57 PM (2VST1)

158 A meter is just a little more than a quart.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:58 PM (A2D3h)

159 108 Why would anyone want pizza without meat?

Lent

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at May 15, 2025 03:58 PM (F/35S)

160 Most important part of a pizza?

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (PCK5/)

161 Phun with photography.

https://shorturl.at/8Kq15

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (L/fGl)

162 These facts are not in dispute. Yet Courts are still yacking about due process...

Note, the Supremes have also set precedent that the Courts should not intervene with Executive Powers during a National Emergency (Covid cases)... which Trump has ALSO declared.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2025 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)

And yakking about it where there is a process, and it is being followed to the letter. While their rogue judges violate all the proprieties and talk about opposing the President who is following the law.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (8avO+)

163 Jim and Hinter Biden taking secret advantage of Joe Biden's previously unknown cognitive decline to MAKE GOBS OF ILLEGAL MONEY!

--- --

I wouldn't be surprised if Joe's people actually strategized this spin out at one point or another.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (6ydKt)

164 Most important part of a pizza?
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (PCK5/)

.....sauce.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Due to gain-of-function advancements corona viruses can now jump distances of 2.0 to 2.5 meters routinely.
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 03:47 PM (HOX+I)
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I was told this is even more shocking than they are letting on, because the virus can also do a perfect triple somersault with a half twist! And, the virus is now self-aware, so if you clap enthusiastically it will leave you alone in appreciation. Sort of like Passover.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2025 04:00 PM (RcJnf)

166
Cereal Question: Has Anyone Else Noticed Random "Collapses" Are On The Rise? Like, Way Up.

Fake Vaccine related?

But why is this happening? I mean, we're seeing it LIVE on TV quite frequently. Just yesterday with that guy in Portugal, for instance.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:00 PM (UqjAj)

167 164 Most important part of a pizza?
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (PCK5/)

.....sauce.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah??? Sweetish, tartish?

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:00 PM (PCK5/)

168 And the result is their signature fancy hotel has been destroyed and a developer is building a massive number of tenements for newcomers where the hotel was. Oopsie! Looks like they are about to get some diversity good and hard...without any lube (literally)

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 03:55 PM (t0Rmr)

Hmph. Usually the Section 8s are used to destroy the suburbs. At least they are crapping in their own bathtub.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:01 PM (8avO+)

169 Most important part of a pizza?
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (PCK5/)

The cheese. It’s not pizza without it.

In fact, sometimes I’ll have cheese pizza without sauce, or even crust.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:01 PM (l3YAf)

170 Yeah??? Sweetish, tartish?
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:00 PM (PCK5/)

SWEET TARTS IN THE SAUCE? You MONSTER

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (8avO+)

171 154 the new "thing" right now is for Assholes to ACT OUT at their Graduation Ceremonies. Nothing really new, but now it's developing into a tik-tok trend thing to do.

ugh I am really worried about this weekend
Posted by: Black Orchid

A generation that has grown up learning that narcissism is a virtue.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (sAmhv)

172 Sooth I wouldn't be if it was a deserved best down

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (ypFCm)

173 *as fake as the 'vaccine' was, I maintained at the time - and still today - that it was necessary to get something out to break the cycle of fear that gripped the world at that time. It should never have been made mandatory, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM

That is exactly what my doctor says as well. He was pi$$ed when joe biden made the clot shot mandatory.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (e5NfL)

174 57 It should never have been made mandatory, however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM (xAz7Q)

It never should've been made. They KNEW there were effective medicines to beat it. They're all guilty of murder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

You're right about this, of course. The vax would never have been necessary if the government allowed IVM or HCQ + Z-Pack, as they should have in the first place. I wrote what I did, assuming that they would never allow another option.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (xAz7Q)

175 Most important part of a pizza?
Posted by: tubal
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Crust, without doubt. Everything else is just a casserole.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (UBKzV)

176 These vaccines may improve the parking situation.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (A2D3h)

177
Please Also Notice that this phony cockcucker pedo "coach" Jim Jordan is giving Big Pharma Insider Trading within the House a Good Leavin' Alone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (UqjAj)

178 Most important part of a pizza?

Yeah its Sauce. Get the sauce wrong and the rest doesn't matter. It goes Sauce > Crust > Cheese > Toppings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (2VST1)

179 Never nderstood thick crust pizza, or the cheese filled crust pizza…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (PCK5/)

180 Most important part of a pizza?
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (PCK5/)

It's the crust for me. I like a thin crusty pie. Don't like the greasy floppy NY slice or the Chicago style slice loaf.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:02 PM (VofaG)

181 Never got the CLOT SHOT because did not trust the Vaccine and Dr Strangelove Fauci.

Pfizier can Blow me......

Posted by: Latonya Largeass at May 15, 2025 04:03 PM (2/uQy)

182 ake Vaccine related?

But why is this happening? I mean, we're seeing it LIVE on TV quite frequently. Just yesterday with that guy in Portugal, for instance.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:00 PM (UqjAj)

People collapse, it usually doesn't travel across an ocean as news.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:03 PM (8avO+)

183 Never nderstood [...]or the cheese filled crust pizza…

In case you want an early start on getting diabetes.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:03 PM (t0Rmr)

184 But why is this happening? I mean, we're seeing it LIVE on TV quite frequently

100% drug related. I think there's something new out there that the elites are big on, something like cocaine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:03 PM (2VST1)

185 I don't know how Trump would have handled the deep state requesting to push the vaccine out to Everybody vs only the high risk population of elderly and compromised immune folks. But it appears that Pfizer preferred to have the senile pervert. I'm sure they knew he would go along with tactics to make everyone get the 'vaccine' and really boost Pfizers and Moderna's profits. I'll not shed any tears if lawsuits over the side effects or just the changing world bankrupts them both.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2025 04:04 PM (CKOCg)

186 Never got the clot shot. But to be fair I've never had a flu shot either.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:04 PM (VofaG)

187 Most important part of a pizza?
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 03:59 PM (PCK5/)

It's the crust for me. I like a thin crusty pie. Don't like the greasy floppy NY slice or the Chicago style slice loaf.
Posted by: polynikes

Fist bump. Most important part is the crust. Screw that up and no amount or quality of toppings can fix it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2025 04:04 PM (QXOBW)

188 158 A meter is just a little more than a quart.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 03:58 PM (A2D3h

Behold the power of American respect for Napoleon's metric system.

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 15, 2025 04:04 PM (QSrLX)

189 That brown sausage on Sam's Club 3 meat pizzs is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 04:05 PM (A2D3h)

190 *as fake as the 'vaccine' was, I maintained at the time - and still today - that it was necessary to get something out to break the cycle of fear that gripped the world at that time. It should never have been made mandatory, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2025 03:37 PM

They cycle of fear that the Democrats and the Media created out of whole cloth?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)

191 Papa John’s… Good, Bad, or Ugly?

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:05 PM (PCK5/)

192 The worst part about PizzaGate was how quickly it got diminished when the pedophiles paid someone to carry out a fake attack there to discredit their accusers and warn off the public from listening to these "dangerous conspiracies".

Posted by: Experiments at May 15, 2025 04:05 PM (8hq5W)

193 I am still awaiting on apologies from all the assholes who pushed the vaxxes, pushed the masks, pushed the 6 foot bullshit rule and all the other nonsense that went on simply because of a weak flu like virus that the democrats used to oust President Trump and scare The Sheeple from one end of their enclosure to the other.

Posted by: Sheep Dog at May 15, 2025 03:33 PM (xofCm
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I'm with you - but it wasn't a weak flu like virus. It became that over time as most viruses do. The issue is that initially, it was serious. Our public health officials, besides all the stupid shit you referenced, also stopped legitimate treatment options. Fauci needs to be hung from a lamp post after his trial for murdering millions.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2025 04:06 PM (GZYu7)

194 HHS Secretary RFK Jr is thinking the same way I am. After the COVID disaster many people do not trust vaccines anymore. Sad but rue

Measles, Polio, etc. are safe and proven for decades , but this is another thing that Biden F**ked Up and people do not trust the Government regarding vaccines anymore.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 15, 2025 04:06 PM (rl0iN)

195 Wait until Congress finds out Fauci both created the virus and earned royalties on the vaccine.

That'll shock them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2025 04:07 PM (6gmta)

196 Ooooooooffff course they did. It was. Just a coincidence the vax was announced 5 days after the election? Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 04:07 PM (GYlcL)

197 Never got the clot shot. But to be fair I've never had a flu shot either.
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:04 PM (VofaG)

I got bullied into a flu shot once. Was instantly sick for a day and got all my serious post fever symptoms that took me down for a day or so more. Just in time for the weekend.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:07 PM (8avO+)

198 I never got vaxxed but still got f'd over big time.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2025 04:07 PM (vFG9F)

199 My theory is these drug companies, specifically Moderna conspired with Fauci and others to pretend to create a vaccine but really were using the world as test subjects for their mRNA cancer research and the side effects it produced.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (VofaG)

200 But why is this happening? I mean, we're seeing it LIVE on TV quite frequently

100% drug related. I think there's something new out there that the elites are big on, something like cocaine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:03 PM (2VST1)
__________

What's "new" is the dozens of really nasty drugs you can mix with "normal" drugs. Drug dealers mix shit without the buyer knowing anything about it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

201 Congress investigation on slow walking the Covid vax is so uninspiring that the Horde is discussing pizza.

Says it all about Congress, no?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (wBaIH)

202 Covid was the gasoline, the Vaxx was the match….

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (PCK5/)

203 Papa John’s… Good, Bad, or Ugly?
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:05 PM (PCK5/)

never liked it because the cheese balance was too much on the cheese side for my taste.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (8avO+)

204 And the COVID Virus came from Green Monkeys Ass Drainage found in Chinese Wet Markets and not a Bio Weapon from a Commie Lab !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (rl0iN)

205 If you poke little holes in those masks you can almost breathe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 04:09 PM (A2D3h)

206 lol
Keep the boot on Jake's neck Ace.
Meantime, I'll kick him in the ribs.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

207 >>They cycle of fear that the Democrats and the Media created out of whole cloth?

It wasn't just Democrats, it was virtually every western government on the planet. Australia was turned into a prison camp and the EU wasn't much better.

That was the globalists attempt at stopping Trump and the nationalist movement. And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for us pesky kids.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 04:09 PM (viF8m)

208 ugh I am really worried about this weekend
Posted by: Black Orchid

Consider writing to the College President and expressing your concerns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 04:10 PM (nFq4j)

209 The vaccine had absolutely no prophylactic or preventative success so what was its purpose? And why was it continued to be pushed in light of the none success?

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:10 PM (VofaG)

210 154 the new "thing" right now is for Assholes to ACT OUT at their Graduation Ceremonies. Nothing really new, but now it's developing into a tik-tok trend thing to do.
_______________

Taking their cue from the shitheads at the Academy Awards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2025 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

211 I'm with you - but it wasn't a weak flu like virus. It became that over time as most viruses do.

Yeah it was dangerous at first, and I know personally a few otherwise healthy people who died (like OregonMuse, sadly). Almost all of the deaths, by a huge margin were the very elderly and the otherwise very unhealthy. And there are some serious long term effects; my sense of taste changed permanently. My brother Joel never really recovered and finally succumbed to RSV.

It was never as deadly as it was portrayed, and a good 75% or more of the deaths claimed for the Wuhan Flu were not due to that, but it wasn't ever a mild or typical yearly flu.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:10 PM (2VST1)

212 The vaccine had absolutely no prophylactic or preventative success so what was its purpose? And why was it continued to be pushed in light of the none success?

Billions of reasons.

The subsequent deaths were a bonus we hadn't originally considered.

Posted by: Pfizer at May 15, 2025 04:11 PM (8hq5W)

213 COVID Virus came from when Harris gave Xi a sloppy blowjob and spit in the sink in DC.

The virus then entered US water supplies from her spit.....

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at May 15, 2025 04:11 PM (cF1yG)

214 Sidebar- Hey, I know that mystery click without even clicking. It's on my Halloween Party playlist.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2025 04:11 PM (jfvTO)

215 Papa John’s… Good, Bad, or Ugly?

They used to be better, but never were great. I mean even bad pizza is pretty good but it was not great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:11 PM (2VST1)

216 The first time I got Covid I was sick as hell, the next two times were pretty mild… never got the jab…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:12 PM (PCK5/)

217 Congress investigation on slow walking the Covid vax is so uninspiring that the Horde is discussing pizza.

Says it all about Congress, no?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (wBaIH)

Congress needs to learn the speed and wide spread direction of attacks on the bad guys. Trump and DOGE are way, way inside the OODA loop. By the time the ponderous enemy gets their refutation story and defense lined up, Trump is off annexing Japan, Elon has found 27 billion of new fraud and waste, and the judges are flummoxed by another path to allow the Executive to do its job.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:12 PM (8avO+)

218 On Reddit I saw a post where someone casually mentioned his mom being upset that he (writer) didn’t get the vax. It was on a totally unrelated topic and this was a throw away line.

You’d think the author committed mass murder. Hundreds of comments about how irresponsible he is. How he’s a MAGA science hater. How he killed grandma. The works.

5 years later and these people are as rabid as ever. They’d goni to lockdown tomorrow and quadruple wear masks if ordered to do so by “experts”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 04:13 PM (GYlcL)

219 Cicis is the worst.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 04:13 PM (A2D3h)

220 Most important part of a pizza?
Posted by: tubal
.....

The part I get to take home for a midnight snack.
Or for tomorrow's lunch.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

221 The vaccine had absolutely no prophylactic or preventative success so what was its purpose?

It did have some success in protecting people from the specific strain it was made for, but not very much and AND AS ONE OF THE MAIN SCIENTISTS WHO DEVELOPED IT REPEATEDLY AND LOUDLY WARNED it weakens people from every other virus making them more likely to catch everything, including other strains of the crud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:13 PM (2VST1)

222 209 The vaccine had absolutely no prophylactic or preventative success so what was its purpose? And why was it continued to be pushed in light of the none success?
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:10 PM (VofaG)

Probably a much more relevant question than whether Pfizer slow-rolled the release.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2025 04:13 PM (jfvTO)

223 Oh fuck that shit. The six foot figure was totally made up. So is this one.
Posted by: Oldcat

*********

No, I think this time it's legit. I think they used an electron microscope with a 4-meter field of view and actually captured super Slo-Mo video of enhanced corona viruses catapulting themselves consistently over 2 meters without any kind of mechanical assistance, and without even breaking a sweat...

...the viruses that is. The researchers all were sweaty, because they were French, presumably

By the way, the six-foot recommendation in the U.S. was derived from original French recommendation of 2 meters. We just rounded that down because saying 6.56 feet seemed cumbersome.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 04:13 PM (HOX+I)

224 220 Most important part of a pizza?
Posted by: tubal
.....

The part I get to take home for a midnight snack.
Or for tomorrow's lunch.
Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

Cold leftover pizza… God loves us…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:14 PM (PCK5/)

225 Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (wBaIH)

That's probably true, but I think posters just sometimes need a break from heavy news and so discuss other lighter things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 04:14 PM (nFq4j)

226 For chain pizza places, I like Marcos the best.
Used to love Pizza Hut the most but the one near my neighborhood screwed it all up so I switched to Dominos.

Luckily, at that time, 2010 or so, Dominos had left behind their old "takes up half the pizza" crust, and their new recipes and different crust styles were awesome.

But Marcos has the best tasting, freshest ingredients for chains around here.

The only other place I get it from is a local guy who's originally from New York. His gets too be way to greasy sometimes for my tastes but otherwise it's excellent.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 04:14 PM (6ydKt)

227 225 Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2025 04:08 PM (wBaIH)

That's probably true, but I think posters just sometimes need a break from heavy news and so discuss other lighter things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 04:14 PM (nFq4j)

I know I do… the daily facing the fact that I am powerless over the politics can be pretty demoralizing, for me…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:15 PM (PCK5/)

228 212 The vaccine had absolutely no prophylactic or preventative success so what was its purpose? And why was it continued to be pushed in light of the none success?

Yes it did. It might not have been a very good vaccine but it was still a vaccine that vaccinated and saved lives and reduced the severity of symptoms. Bunch of horse-paste eaters. VAERs is made-up anecdotal bullshit and you're just crackpots who refuse to believe in SCIENCE™!

Posted by: Things I learned here, oddly enough at May 15, 2025 04:16 PM (TbWk/)

229 The Jake Tapper book tour should go down in the annals of history as both the most audacious attempt at grift ever devised and also the most cornball-ass laugh-worthy act of a retarded cuck the world has ever seen.

It would be impressive if it wasn't so ridiculous.

Posted by: ballistic at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (3BwY8)

230 I hope we get Hearings. Go long on sleeve futures.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (af7+R)

231 I vaguely recall the 6 ft "rule" ultimately came from a child's paper on ways to avoid disease.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (t0Rmr)

232
I kinda like frozen Digiornio's thin-crust pizzas.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (UqjAj)

233 >>They cycle of fear that the Democrats and the Media created out of whole cloth?

It wasn't just Democrats, it was virtually every western government on the planet. Australia was turned into a prison camp and the EU wasn't much better.

That was the globalists attempt at stopping Trump and the nationalist movement. And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for us pesky kids.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 04:09 PM (viF8m)

No, they never would have gotten away with it. Their problem is they don't know how anything works. People, Governments, Science, Economies. The more they win the faster their nations will die.

Look at the EU. They have two layers of deepstate and a conformist populace, but they are so afraid of any opposition that they destroy the credibility of their own system. Even if they get away with it, the people won't work hard and check out and collect their dole. And then the house of cards really topples.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (8avO+)

234 To my knowledge I never got another version of the Wuhan Flu after I caught the initial horrific batch. If I did, it was so mild I didn't notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (2VST1)

235 Little Caesar's is easily the best chain pizza.

$6 hot n' ready, like ace at a gay nightclub.

Posted by: Those Who Know, Know at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (8hq5W)

236 S&P500 up again. 4th day. After almost 2 weeks of uninterrupted gains.

Index is up nearly 1% for 2025.

The great crash of 2025 that never was.

I LOLGF at all the fools who sold. That’s what happens when you listen to “experts” and dipshit cnbc talking heads.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 04:18 PM (GYlcL)

237 Derived from PizzaGate, I assume ....
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

Podesta e-mail investigation. Someone asked "WTF is up with all this talk of pizza?" so others went after other words that were unusual but mentioned often and in weird context.
Thus became pizzagate. There is a list out there of the suspected meaning of each of those words. They found about 40 or so.

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2025 04:18 PM (xcIvR)

238 Casey’s… Famous For Pizza!!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:18 PM (PCK5/)

239 I kinda like frozen Digiornio's thin-crust pizzas.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (UqjAj)

Pretty Good Stuff The Store Brand locally is pretty good too.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:18 PM (8avO+)

240
In fact, I'd much prefer a frozen pizza to letting some foreigner make me a pizza with his grubby, filthy hands at the local pizza joint.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (UqjAj)

241 kinda like frozen Digiornio's thin-crust pizzas.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (UqjAj)

Stuffed crust for the win.

Posted by: Mmmm...stuffed crust at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (TbWk/)

242 Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:15 PM (PCK5/)

Very understandable and that's why people appreciate the Cafe Threads and some of the specialty weekend threads. We may be powerless, but as you well know, God isn't, and so we keep on praying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (nFq4j)

243
I like to think frozen pizzas are machine-made. I'd like to think that.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (UqjAj)

244 Anonymous sources tell me Jake Tapper puts anchovies and semen on his pizza.
But mostly semen.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

245 The only pizza I ever liked from Papa Johns was just cheese and loaded with pepperoni. That was pretty good.

The best thing about Papa Johns is the pepperoncinis.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (6ydKt)

246 I kinda like frozen Digiornio's thin-crust pizzas.

I like Totainos crappy $1.99 frozen pizza. Its objectively bad but still it hits a certain nostalgic place. I posted last time pizza came up that Max Miller found a recipe book of 1980s cafeteria recipes and made that school lunch pizza. He said it tasted just like he remembered.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (2VST1)

247 To my knowledge I never got another version of the Wuhan Flu after I caught the initial horrific batch. If I did, it was so mild I didn't notice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:17 PM (2VST1)

I got no version that I am aware of. And I watch fevers closely.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)

248 242 Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:15 PM (PCK5/)

Very understandable and that's why people appreciate the Cafe Threads and some of the specialty weekend threads. We may be powerless, but as you well know, God isn't, and so we keep on praying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (nFq4j)

He gets me out of bed every day, Fen…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (PCK5/)

249
The local pizza joints are Filthy.

All the Toppings are left out ALL DAY. Same with Sub Shops.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (UqjAj)

250 240
In fact, I'd much prefer a frozen pizza to letting some foreigner make me a pizza with his grubby, filthy hands at the local pizza joint.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (UqjAj)

The grub on said hands is the secret ingredient

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (GYlcL)

251 Remember the original claim was that the clot shot was 100% effective in stopping the spread of COVID. But very quickly the stats showed you were slightly more likely to get COVID if you had the clot shot versus if you were a pure blood.

Now the argument there became "well people who were vaccinated feel more safe to go in public so they are exposed more". And...that's bullshit, the people who weren't afraid to go in public were the people that didn't take the shot either, but when you claim the shot is 100% effective that argument is not persuasive...even as they then started dropping the claimed effectiveness down again and again...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (t0Rmr)

252 Covid is the sniffles. You don’t need ivermectin to beat the sniffles. But you should be free to take it.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (l3YAf)

253 I kinda like frozen Digiornio's thin-crust pizzas.

I like Totainos crappy $1.99 frozen pizza. Its objectively bad but still it hits a certain nostalgic place. I posted last time pizza came up that Max Miller found a recipe book of 1980s cafeteria recipes and made that school lunch pizza. He said it tasted just like he remembered.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (2VST1)

Red Baron's wee pizzas and Stouffers French Breads were good.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:21 PM (8avO+)

254 The best frozen pizza IMO is Newman's Own.

And as far as who is making the local pizzas in my area they all seemed to be owned by 1st or 2nd generation Greek immigrants...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:21 PM (t0Rmr)

255 There isn’t a decent slice of pizza in all of south Texas.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:22 PM (PO4Th)

256 My favorite pizza for 20 years was a place in Lake Charles , LA called Tony's Pizza run by a Greek family. And their pizza wasn't even their best thing. Their various hot sandwiches were spectacular. Damn I miss them. Need to take a road trip.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:22 PM (VofaG)

257
Sometimes I'll take a Digiornio's and add my own extra "toppings." Bacon, chicken, meatballs, sausage, whatever I have, whatever I fancy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:22 PM (UqjAj)

258 There isn’t a decent slice of pizza in all of south Texas.
Posted by: Marcus T

That's called "a business opportunity".

Seriously.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2025 04:22 PM (QXOBW)

259 The Jake Tapper book tour should go down in the annals of history as both the most audacious attempt at grift ever devised and also the most cornball-ass laugh-worthy act of a retarded cuck the world has ever seen.

It would be impressive if it wasn't so ridiculous.
Posted by: ballistic
.....

May all the attention he's getting soon finds him unemployed.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

260 The best pizza is home made, its just untouchable. Too much work for the .5 seconds that it lasts when you plate it but still. Nothing compares.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:23 PM (2VST1)

261 >>Look at the EU.

I do. And that would have been us if Trump hadn't won. The tyranny in the EU hasn't slowed an iota. And we can a few millimeters from Trump dying in a field in Butler, PA. And that would have been President Harris.

Yea, they almost did get away with it. They still might if we don't keep pushing. Anyone who thinks they have given up the fight is kidding themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 04:23 PM (viF8m)

262 Red Baron is a quite good pizza for its price point.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 15, 2025 04:23 PM (6YdsJ)

263 That cheese on pasta on meatball email is one of the creepiest fucking things I've ever read.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 04:23 PM (af7+R)

264 Sometimes I'll take a Digiornio's and add my own extra "toppings." Bacon, chicken, meatballs, sausage, whatever I have, whatever I fancy.
Posted by: Soothsayer's

Digiornio's Karnivore Ultra Thin Crust.

Then cut it "tavern style".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2025 04:23 PM (QXOBW)

265 Yeeeouch

@TheBabylonBee 53s
Arby's Apologizes For Offending Their Main Customer Base Of Sad Pathetic Losers

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2025 04:23 PM (mlg/3)

266 I like to think frozen pizzas are machine-made. I'd like to think that.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (UqjAj)

I used to know guys who worked at a frozen pizza factory. Lots of dudes would get fired for jacking off into the dough or sauce.

One guy got caught having sex with one of the giant bricks of vegetable shortening they used.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (l3YAf)

267 For easy, good, homemade pizza, I use pre-made "Stonefire" flatbread, pizza sauce made by RAO, then use Sargentos thick cut shredded mozzarella, cheddar, and then the meats & veggies.

Use an arifryer, mine has the grill, put it in there as high as temperature as you can get it for about 2 - 3 minutes.

Awesome.
The flatbread and pizza sauce are really good for store-bought.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (6ydKt)

268
The "secret" to making DIY pizza is...

High Heat.

You need a really Hot Oven to make a proper pizza.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (UqjAj)

269 Now the argument there became "well people who were vaccinated feel more safe to go in public so they are exposed more". And...that's bullshit, the people who weren't afraid to go in public were the people that didn't take the shot either, but when you claim the shot is 100% effective that argument is not persuasive...even as they then started dropping the claimed effectiveness down again and again...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (t0Rmr)

Well, even folk medicine was gone by that point. Look, if the vaccine worked you would have no fear of the unvaccinated unless they dropped dead from the upper story of a building on you. Making up lies to either cover up the vax's failure serves nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (8avO+)

270 Pure blood. Mafia? Aryians? What next? Soil? Spirits? Step right up!

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (QSrLX)

271 Red Baron is a quite good pizza for its price point.

I'd agree with that. When the store is out of my preferred frozen pizza I'll normally get a Red Baron. They make good french bread pizzas as well

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (t0Rmr)

272 Frozen pizzas have been shrinking like crazy. The size of one today is least 20% smaller than what it was 5 years ago. Thanks to that non existent inflation during the Biden years.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (GYlcL)

273
Toaster Ovens are good for pizza. They're small and get really hot.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (UqjAj)

274 You can make a really decent, quick pizza on whole grain naan. Lots of veggies with a little cheese, delicious.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (p4NUW)

275 Campisi’s in Dallas. Mockingbird Lane iirc.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (W2Pud)

276 I got no version that I am aware of. And I watch fevers closely.

My mom was exposed to it several times by us, and she never got it. She was nearly 90 at the time, but she had a hell of an immune system, probably developed by growing up in the depression in Wyoming. Some people just fought it off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:25 PM (2VST1)

277 He gets me out of bed every day, Fen…
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (PCK5/)

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2025 04:25 PM (nFq4j)

278 cornball-ass laugh-worthy act of a retarded cuck

Sounds like a good name for a Primus tour

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2025 04:25 PM (gKWVE)

279 One guy got caught having sex with one of the giant bricks of vegetable shortening they used.

Love is love!

Posted by: Some Dough-sexual at May 15, 2025 04:25 PM (t0Rmr)

280 RIP Mitchell

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:25 PM (BUf8Q)

281 Hot seat? Red commode. Right this way

Posted by: Lies! Lies! at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (QSrLX)

282 Yeeeouch

@TheBabylonBee 53s
Arby's Apologizes For Offending Their Main Customer Base Of Sad Pathetic Losers
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2025 04:23 PM (mlg/3)

Arby's fish sandwiches used to be great stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

283 There isn’t a decent slice of pizza in all of south Texas.
Posted by: Marcus T
......

Buy a tostada and call it a Mexican pizza.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

284 Lemme just slip this in here real quick, as P. Diddy would say to his unconscious victim:

According to testimony in his trial, people in his freak-offs said his fully erect penis resembled a tootsie roll.

Carry on.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (oiNtH)

285 >> That's called "a business opportunity".

Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2025 04:22 PM (QXOBW)

I’ve been to just about every place that’s been recommended. I told the last guy of it disappointed, he’d be walking home. He’s probably still somewhere between Houston and San Antonio.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (PO4Th)

286
You can make a really decent, quick pizza on whole grain naan. Lots of veggies with a little cheese, delicious.
Posted by: Piper

lol, you're so cute.

You probably make "cauliflower crust" fake pizza.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (UqjAj)

287 Soooo, no one has noted in the past hour that this is all just another bunch of failure theatre for the House?

Opportunity to make a lot of speeches but do nothing.

That's the GOP way!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (N1tpc)

288 271 Red Baron is a quite good pizza for its price point.

I'd agree with that. When the store is out of my preferred frozen pizza I'll normally get a Red Baron. They make good french bread pizzas as well
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (t0Rmr)

I've got two 4 meat Red Baron pizzas in my freezer right now.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (VofaG)

289 Arby's fish sandwiches used to be great stuff.

I'd say mine still takes the cake

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (t0Rmr)

290 There isn’t a decent slice of pizza in all of south Texas.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:22 PM (PO4Th)

Texas is a very disappointing food destination. All the BBQ I had there sucked.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (l3YAf)

291 What confuses me about the Jake Tapper thing and the discussion of media RE Biden's brain is WHY? Why is it coming up now? Why are they talking about it? They could just ignore it and it would pretty much go away, one of those things we all know about but doesn't come up much.

It makes me suspect that there is some kind of civil war in the Democratic Party for who is in control, with factions fighting and the anti-Biden crowd trying to weaken the pro-Biden crowd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (2VST1)

292 The "secret" to making DIY pizza is...

High Heat.

You need a really Hot Oven to make a proper pizza.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (UqjAj)

500 or more as soon as I found that out I started making good pizza.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (FCrpy)

293 >> Buy a tostada and call it a Mexican pizza.

I hate you.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (PO4Th)

294 I wonder if Tapper still follows Ace on X or here at the Headquarters. If so Ace or all of us will be hearing from his flack. At least I hope so

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (2ZThz)

295 I got no version that I am aware of. And I watch fevers closely.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)
_____________________

Same with me...nada, nothing, zilch. Of course, I have a tried and true immunity boosting program that I am religious about. I buy coffee every morning at a convenience store. The way I figure, I've built up tolerances to just about every bacteria and virus known to man by getting coffee from those rarely cleaned machines. I'm approaching superhero status.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2025 04:28 PM (dIske)

296 Vitamin D, that's all you needed. Folks should be taking it in the fall and winter.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2025 04:28 PM (AcTAo)

297 290 There isn’t a decent slice of pizza in all of south Texas.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:22 PM (PO4Th)

Texas is a very disappointing food destination. All the BBQ I had there sucked.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (l3YAf)

Double Dave's Pizza Rolls are incredible, get them everytime I go see my brother in Austin

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2025 04:28 PM (FCrpy)

298 Quesadillas are already Mexican pizza, basically, except better.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2025 04:28 PM (gKWVE)

299 The vax means I won’t get the WuFlu So I don’t have to wear a mask right?

No you still need to wear a mask

Why?

Because it protects others

But everyone else has the shot too which means they can’t get it right?

But there are people who don’t have the shot.

Ok well if they choose to not get the shot and get the flu that’s up to them right? It doesn’t hurt anyone who took the shot.

Shit up and follow the come hater!!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 04:29 PM (GYlcL)

300 Frozen pizzas have been shrinking like crazy. The size of one today is least 20% smaller than what it was 5 years ago.

Yeah Totino's went from round to small and rectangular. They went from around 99 cents to a couple bucks and honestly they ain't worth that much. I feel really bad for these companies because they are crushed between two pressures: boards demanding more money every year and food/labor prices skyrocketing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:29 PM (2VST1)

301 missed the tapper thread (grumble grumble work grumble), but i just wanted to mention that this Though he also does acknowledge that the separation of Biden into the "functioning one and non-functioning one" began in 2019-2020 makes it sound like some sort of star trek transporter accident.

Posted by: anachronda at May 15, 2025 04:29 PM (sGtp+)

302 Vitamin D, that's all you needed. Folks should be taking it in the fall and winter.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2025 04:28 PM (AcTAo)

If ever a comment needed The Paolo sock..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:29 PM (l3YAf)

303 In fact, I'd much prefer a frozen pizza to letting some foreigner make me a pizza with his grubby, filthy hands at the local pizza joint.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:19 PM (UqjAj)

*cue Jerry Seinfeld watching Poppy walk out of the restroom without washing his hands*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 15, 2025 04:29 PM (0aYVJ)

304 Honestly you don't often get sick from touching things - viruses and infectious bacteria need a host to live. Most disease transmission happens because someone knows they are sick and goes around other people anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:29 PM (t0Rmr)

305 Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:26 PM (PO4Th

I regretfully have to agree according to my tastes. But if you're looking for that dripping with grease, floppy crust NY style slice you ain't going to find it here. And I don't have a problem with that. ,

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:29 PM (VofaG)

306 Big pharma had the release of the vaxx on such a slow roll, that they had to wait for the virus to release first. I believe operation warp speed mucked up their plans because they wanted the lockdowns to last much longer before delivering the kill shot (pun intended).

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 15, 2025 04:30 PM (9heIw)

307 Texas is a very disappointing food destination.
-----------
Not at the TxMoMe!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 15, 2025 04:30 PM (6YdsJ)

308
Walk Softly And Carry A Big Stick is mort...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:30 PM (UqjAj)

309 Vitamin D, that's all you needed. Folks should be taking it in the fall and winter.

That and Zinc. But you gotta get outdoors for Vitamin D to really help you. I am not convinced those lights that claim to be full solar radiation even work. Especially up here at the 45 degree level in the winter, we need a LOT of sunlight to help fight off the crud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:31 PM (2VST1)

310
MST3K's "Mitchell" is a classic, garrett.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:31 PM (UqjAj)

311 Most Americans are Vit D deficient (since we spend so much time indoors and lathered in sun screen)

This is especially true for people with darker skin.

And this, along with being more likely to be obese, is why COVID was a "bigger" concern for minorities.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 04:31 PM (t0Rmr)

312 You can make a really decent, quick pizza on whole grain naan. Lots of veggies with a little cheese, delicious.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 04:24 PM (p4NUW)

I make cheapo Samozas with tortillas and mashed taters, peas and various indian seasoning mixed in a bowl. Heat the flour tortilla a bit to get started on a skillit on the stove, put dollop of mix on and flip the other half of the torilla to cover taco style. Squish the mased taters evenly. Flip over once or twicee, salt or pepper the tortilla to taste.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:31 PM (8avO+)

313 Texas is a very disappointing food destination. All the BBQ I had there sucked.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (l3YAf)

Most retarded thing you've ever said and that's saying something.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:32 PM (VofaG)

314 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (2VST1)
__________________________

I mentioned this earlier. This is Jake Tapper trying to get in good with his boss. He's deflecting away from Mark Thompson (who makes the hiring and firing decisions).

We all know that Tapper's show has producers, who are instructed by the executives, who are instructed by THE executive (Thompson). Thompson says whether something will or will not be covered, and the position taken. Tapper is pretending he has control of his show. He doesn't, and neither do any of the other mouthpieces.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2025 04:32 PM (dIske)

315 300 Yeah Totino's went from round to small and rectangular. They went from around 99 cents to a couple bucks and honestly they ain't worth that much. I feel really bad for these companies because they are crushed between two pressures: boards demanding more money every year and food/labor prices skyrocketing.

hmmmm.... *scribbles note* instead of "crust", dotted line on the box that you cut out in a circle...

Posted by: totino's research and development kitchen at May 15, 2025 04:32 PM (sGtp+)

316 Vitamin D, that's all you needed. Folks should be taking it in the fall and winter.

That and Zinc. But you gotta get outdoors for Vitamin D to really help you. I am not convinced those lights that claim to be full solar radiation even work. Especially up here at the 45 degree level in the winter, we need a LOT of sunlight to help fight off the crud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:31 PM (2VST1)

My doc had me on 20K a day Vitamin D for years.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:32 PM (8avO+)

317 >>High Heat.

You need a really Hot Oven to make a proper pizza.

And Square Footage.
Use 2 Pizza Stones. A thinner and a thicker.
Because the instant the pizza hits the stone, the stone cashes out its heat. Gotta move that 'za to a hot stone as soon as it can be moved.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:33 PM (BUf8Q)

318 Lemme just slip this in here real quick, as P. Diddy would say to his unconscious victim:

According to testimony in his trial, people in his freak-offs said his fully erect penis resembled a tootsie roll.

Carry on.
Posted by: Cheri
.....

Fun size or regular?

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

319 310
MST3K's "Mitchell" is a classic, garrett.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 15, 2025 04:31 PM (UqjAj)

———

“Joel got to leave after a Joe Don Baker film.”

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 15, 2025 04:33 PM (9heIw)

320 Nothing say lovin' like something in the oven.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2025 04:33 PM (0sNs1)

321 The only good thing about Texas is that it collects Texans in one place.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM (BUf8Q)

322 Texas is a very disappointing food destination. All the BBQ I had there sucked.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (l3YAf)

Most retarded thing you've ever said and that's saying something.
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:32 PM (VofaG)

Not so sure you can ruin Meat with a Sauce even if you were trying too.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM (8avO+)

323 This is Jake Tapper trying to get in good with his boss.

Maybe for him but he's not the only one talking about this. Other news organizations not to mention other reporters are drilling former Biden officials and fellow news folk. There's something else going on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM (2VST1)

324 "Look at the EU. They have two layers of deepstate and a conformist populace, but they are so afraid of any opposition that they destroy the credibility of their own system."

That giant sucking sound that you're about to hear is all the jobs that are about to leave the EU and come here.

For my day job I'm tracking the Deregulatory Efforts that Trump is unleashing here. It's Yuge I tells ya.

Meanwhile the EU persists the other way. It's especially true over Energy. The EU grid is already faltering. Germany is the most exposed.

It's not just jobs moving. What kills you are new jobs that get created elsewhere.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM (Gqoy+)

325 “Joel got to leave after a Joe Don Baker film.”
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 15, 2025 04:33 PM (9heIw)

Mike tried to do the same thing after Final Justice. It didn't work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM (0aYVJ)

326 Yeah there is very good food in Texas. It just ain’t pizza. Just like you won’t find decent cabrito in NY.

It would be nice if someone got close to a decent slice, though.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM (/Qp1s)

327 According to testimony in his trial, people in his freak-offs said his fully erect penis resembled a tootsie roll.

Carry on.
Posted by: Cheri
.....

Fun size or regular?
Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:33 PM

Grooved for his pleasure?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM (0sNs1)

328 We have a pizza oven so I'm spoiled

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2025 04:35 PM (VE6XX)

329 By the way, the six-foot recommendation in the U.S. was derived from original French recommendation of 2 meters. We just rounded that down because saying 6.56 feet seemed cumbersome.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 04:13 PM (HOX+I)
==
It was proposed as a solution to disease spread by a german doctor during the 1800s I thought. It was never tested. The 6 ft distance was essentially made up. It had no impact on the spread. A private school in the northeast moved the distance to 3 feet and noted no change. The fact of the matter is none of the suggested safe practices made a bit of difference. And a few of them, like mask wearing by the aged, actually created their own respiratory troubles.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2025 04:35 PM (GZYu7)

330 Fun size or regular?
Posted by: wth

Old school size you'd get on Halloweenie.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2025 04:35 PM (oiNtH)

331 327 According to testimony in his trial, people in his freak-offs said his fully erect penis resembled a tootsie roll.

Carry on.
Posted by: Cheri
.....

So a turd then....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2025 04:35 PM (VE6XX)

332 Campisi’s in Dallas. Mockingbird Lane iirc.
Posted by: nurse ratched

G.O.A.T.

With IFratelli's a very close second.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2025 04:35 PM (QXOBW)

333 Now, elk sausage is also something you can’t find just anywhere. Delicious.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:35 PM (/Qp1s)

334 Just like you won’t find decent cabrito in NY.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM

Let's not mention salsa and get everyone riled up, okay?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2025 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

335 Because the instant the pizza hits the stone, the stone cashes out its heat. Gotta move that 'za to a hot stone as soon as it can be moved.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:33 PM (BUf8Q)

this seems thermodynamically unlikely. A sheet pan, sure but more comes in pretty fast.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)

336 Nothing say lovin' like something in the oven.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.....

A bun?

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2025 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

337 NOOD Psaki Tanks

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 04:36 PM (VNX3d)

338 Just saw the sidebar. RIP to Joe Don Baker. I remember him in, among other things, a mid-70s movie about abandoned wild dogs called The Pack.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2025 04:37 PM (qBdHI)

339 Most retarded thing you've ever said and that's saying something.
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:32 PM (VofaG)

At one BBQ place the cornbread had zucchini in it. Wtf?

The best brisket I had was at Buc-ees. Their brisket is pretty ok, if you tell them to leave the sugary slop off.

Still, I find it hard to consider Buc-ees a BBQ place. Plus, they have it in other states, so eh.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 04:37 PM (l3YAf)

340 elk sausage is also something you can’t find just anywhere.

I cannot stand venison as meat, but its good as jerky or sausage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:37 PM (2VST1)

341 no fear of the unvaccinated unless they dropped dead from the upper story of a building on you.

*********

Another case in point. A corpse falling off a building rarely lands more than two meters away from the building (in the absence of strong cross winds). So maintaining a three-meter distance from tall buildings offers a good one meter safety margin against being killed by COVID by proxy.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2025 04:37 PM (HOX+I)

342 I had " Texas BBQ" at a restaurant in Toronto. It had a lot in common with cafeteria food

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2025 04:37 PM (AcTAo)

343 I hope that PDT cuts section 8 funding. That shit has destroyed many decent neighborhoods in my AO.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 15, 2025 04:37 PM (XMwZJ)

344 NYC has great pizza because we still have Old Country influence so we get fresh ingredients from Italy, and it's cooked the old way, simply. And great water from the tap.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 15, 2025 04:38 PM (Gqoy+)

345 The only good thing about Texas is that it collects Texans in one place.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:34 PM (BUf8Q

The bad thing about Montana is it collects a lot of Californians. Good luck with that.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:38 PM (VofaG)

346 It was proposed as a solution to disease spread by a german doctor during the 1800s I thought. It was never tested. The 6 ft distance was essentially made up. It had no impact on the spread. A private school in the northeast moved the distance to 3 feet and noted no change. The fact of the matter is none of the suggested safe practices made a bit of difference. And a few of them, like mask wearing by the aged, actually created their own respiratory troubles.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2025 04:35 PM (GZYu7)

It was a guesstimate about how far spit would fly if you coughed. It was originally meant as a separation for people WITHOUT MASKS ON. Its adoption for masked people was stupid.

I did find to my amusement if I did have to sneeze of cough I reflexively pulled down my mask. Every time.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)

347 >>this seems thermodynamically unlikely.

A Proper Pizza Deck is running at 650+.

The instant you drop a cold pizza on it, the temp bottoms out, as the Pizza sears.

It has to be moved to another spot on the deck to finish cooking properly.

This is why a proper Pizzeria has a guy who manages the Oven. Cleaning/brushing and mopping the stone is also required.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:38 PM (BUf8Q)

348 he bad thing about Montana is it collects a lot of Californians. Good luck with that.
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:38 PM (VofaG)

And Californians.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:39 PM (8avO+)

349 I tried rolling my own pizza dough... once.

Let's just say I'd probably set myself back a chunk of change buying enough dough balls to get that down with practice.

And all the flour everywhere.
If anybody had walked in they'd have thought somebody blew up a kilo of coke in the kitchen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 04:39 PM (6ydKt)

350 >>NYC has great pizza because we still have Old Country influence so we get fresh ingredients from Italy, and it's cooked the old way, simply. And great water from the tap.

The Yeast is the most important part of the crust. High Gluten Flour is the 2nd most important part.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:39 PM (BUf8Q)

351 Late again but

Jake Tapper lies. Then writes book lying about his lies, hoping to make money off his doubly convoluted mendacity.
He has invented a new sin

Thou shalt not Tapper.

Posted by: Moses 2.0 at May 15, 2025 04:40 PM (e6+x0)

352 >>I mentioned this earlier. This is Jake Tapper trying to get in good with his boss. He's deflecting away from Mark Thompson (who makes the hiring and firing decisions).

Doesn't appear to be working.

As I said the other day this was a colossal own goal. Tapper thought he could make money while deflecting any blame or responsibility for ignoring Biden's obvious mental decline because he's Jake Tapper, ace news man.

All he did was highlight his culpability and hypocrisy and give his critics and even many of his former supporters a massive target for abuse. He made the mistake of believing his own bullshit, that he was so trusted and admired he could blame everyone else and avoid any responsibility, and it completely backfired on him. Now people are lining up and taking a number for their turn to drag him.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 04:41 PM (viF8m)

353 What confuses me about the Jake Tapper thing and the discussion of media RE Biden's brain is WHY? Why is it coming up now? Why are they talking about it? They could just ignore it and it would pretty much go away, one of those things we all know about but doesn't come up much.

It makes me suspect that there is some kind of civil war in the Democratic Party for who is in control, with factions fighting and the anti-Biden crowd trying to weaken the pro-Biden crowd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2025 04:27 PM (2VST1)

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I think you're right -- whomever scheduled the early debate (and that his insiders would allow him to accept and participate in was idiocy?) basically threw him under the bus.

Probably DogEater wanted both F. Joe and Kommie-la out ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Doddergate is A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at May 15, 2025 04:41 PM (f4YfF)

354 8 I'd suggest scaring Ciampino's cat Bailey while next to Tapper or select Pfizer execs, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment - for Bailey.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 03:27 PM (VNX3d)
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So Bailey is now either famous or notorious !

Posted by: Ciampino - tenements? at May 15, 2025 04:41 PM (sPQoU)

355 It was a guesstimate about how far spit would fly if you coughed. It was originally meant as a separation for people WITHOUT MASKS ON. Its adoption for masked people was stupid.

I did find to my amusement if I did have to sneeze of cough I reflexively pulled down my mask. Every time.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)
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I loved when the stores were spraying all the used carts. And then one day it just stopped. Without explanation. They knew in April of 2020 that Covid had essentially zero surface life. They did it for months beyond that.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2025 04:41 PM (GZYu7)

356 And all the flour everywhere.
If anybody had walked in they'd have thought somebody blew up a kilo of coke in the kitchen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 04:39 PM (6ydKt)

Its pretty common I hear for the actual pizza place to sell you the dough balls.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:42 PM (8avO+)

357 >>The Yeast is the most important part of the crust. High Gluten Flour is the 2nd most important part.

Hands down the best pizza I've ever had came from a small mom and pop place in my old town in Massachusetts. And it was the crust that made it the best.

No idea how they made it, they refused everyone who asked the secret, but it was fantastic.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 04:43 PM (viF8m)

358 Thou shalt not Tapper.

Posted by: Moses 2.0 at May 15, 2025 04:40 PM (e6+x0)

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Thou shalt not Tapper > Thou shalt not Toobin

Posted by: ShainS -- Doddergate is A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at May 15, 2025 04:43 PM (f4YfF)

359 Wearing gloves had to be the stupidest thing. Even more stupid than the mask.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 04:44 PM (VofaG)

360 I think you're right -- whomever scheduled the early debate (and that his insiders would allow him to accept and participate in was idiocy?) basically threw him under the bus.

Probably DogEater wanted both F. Joe and Kommie-la out ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Doddergate is A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at May 15, 2025 04:41 PM (f4YfF)

Early Debate? They barely left time to assassinate Trump afterward!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2025 04:44 PM (8avO+)

361 >>Hands down the best pizza I've ever had came from a small mom and pop place in my old town in Massachusetts. And it was the crust that made it the best.

Here's the thing...Yeast is regional. It's different in all regions of the country/world.

It's why 'Home Cookin' ' always tastes best to YOU. And nothing that isn't from home tastes quite right.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:45 PM (BUf8Q)

362 ...ever tastes quite right.

Lost a word there.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2025 04:46 PM (BUf8Q)

363 In which case Pfizer should be held liable for all deaths and injuries caused by their Poison

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 15, 2025 04:43 PM (wGqjj)

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I occasionally review old threads from the day when I get home from work and get a kick out of seeing that you're usually the last and WILLOWED comment -- so nice to see you get in in time ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Doddergate is A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at May 15, 2025 04:47 PM (f4YfF)

364 >>It's why 'Home Cookin' ' always tastes best to YOU. And nothing that isn't from home tastes quite right.

Maybe. But there were plenty of other pizza places in the area and none of them came close to this one. People would come from all over for their pizza.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 04:50 PM (viF8m)

365 Pfizer do indeed suck, and I'll say that even with my meager shareholdings. Management is totally incompetent, and high dividend yield of 7.6% is supported only by 122% payout ratio, which, as they say, is not sustainable. Will be bailing soon.

Posted by: Ashley Squishy at May 15, 2025 05:44 PM (kvDvI)

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