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Democrat House Member to Introduce Bill for "Reparations Now"

GFY.

Rep. Summer Lee, D-Pa., plans to introduce a sweeping "Reparations Now Resolution" this week, calling for trillions in federal spending to support Black Americans. The move intensifies the Democrats' push for reparative justice, even as critics question the economic and social impact.

Key Details:

Seeks trillions of dollars in reparations, citing slavery, Jim Crow, and systemic racism as justification.

Follows Rep. Ayanna Pressley's February legislation proposing a federal reparations commission.

Blue states like California have also floated reparations programs amid broader DEI-focused efforts.

Diving Deeper:

Rep. Summer Lee, D-Pa., is preparing to introduce the "Reparations Now Resolution" on Thursday, escalating House Democrats' efforts to secure massive federal payouts for descendants of Black Americans. Lee announced her plan during a Capitol Hill event this week, declaring reparations a "moral and legal obligation" that America must confront.

"This is a moment in time where societies are shaped [and] new societies are built. We should be the ones who are shaping it," Lee said, emphasizing the urgency behind her legislation. In remarks directed at the Trump administration's rollback of DEI initiatives, Lee warned that conservatives aim to shape the nation's future and urged progressives to "fight like hell" to advance their vision instead.

...

Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass., introduced a related bill earlier this year to establish a federal commission tasked with studying the lasting effects of slavery and crafting specific reparations proposals. At the time, Pressley claimed the country was experiencing "anti-Blackness on steroids," vowing to continue the pursuit of what she described as racial justice.

People are tired of this, and the Democrats just keep doubling down on it. They still haven't been delivered enough of a rebuke. They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers.

How is everyone?

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

2 #Winning

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Blacks already get 19 times more government assistance than any other race on the planet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 12:13 PM (ypFCm)

6 Yeah, this won't go anywhere, but the dems need to stop their bleeding amonst black voters.

They apparently think this will do it.

Posted by: GMan at May 15, 2025 12:13 PM (GfWuY)

7 First.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 12:14 PM (A2D3h)

8 Summer Lee.

Never take legal advice from an adverb.

Posted by: red speck at May 15, 2025 12:14 PM (0Id0S)

9 Hello! Firstest?

And hell to the no on Reparations

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 15, 2025 12:14 PM (vK/Ja)

10 Cultural Marxism, pay now or pay later

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 12:14 PM (ypFCm)

11 Reparations was all the bodies in the civil war granting everyone a free country to grow and prosper in.

There are more black millionaires in the US than any country on earth.

EABOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Summerspring Winterfall, indian princess of Wantwampum band.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2025 12:14 PM (LHPAg)

13 How is everyone?

Spiffy!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2025 12:14 PM (/HDaX)

14 A black AOC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 12:15 PM (Py1O+)

15 Can taxpayers get reparations from the politicians that have taking the fruit of our labor for decades as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:15 PM (t0Rmr)

16 You know what the *real* reparations was?

The over 330,500 white men that died fighting to abolish slavery during the civil war.

Posted by: GMan at May 15, 2025 12:15 PM (GfWuY)

17 And what of the farmers that had their legally purchased farm workers taken from them?

Do their descendants not deserve reparations?

Posted by: Speaking of Reparations at May 15, 2025 12:15 PM (8hq5W)

18 Yeah, this won't go anywhere, but the dems need to stop their bleeding amonst black voters.

They apparently think this will do it.
Posted by: GMan at May 15, 2025 12:13 PM (GfWuY)



"We'll get them n*****s voting Democrat for generations."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

19 "Seeks trillions of dollars in reparations, citing slavery, Jim Crow, and systemic racism as justification."

The Democrat Party's proud heritage

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 15, 2025 12:15 PM (pIfcn)

20 You weren't a slave and I wasn't a slave owner. Now piss off.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2025 12:15 PM (QXOBW)

21 The buried lede - apparently congress is in session.

Posted by: The GOPe at May 15, 2025 12:16 PM (fauPS)

22 GOP isn't winning a supermajority in anything until they give us some kind of accomplishments. Donnie Two Scoops is doing all he can but without any codification in law then isn't it all a mute point when a new prez comes in an undoes all with another stroke of the pen?

But then again what do I know? Rhymes with nuttin'.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 15, 2025 12:16 PM (VkY89)

23 Summerspring Winterfall, indian princess of Wantwampum band.
Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2025 12:14 PM (LHPAg)



*makes devil horns hand gesture*

*lights lighter*

*bobs head*

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 15, 2025 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

24
Paid in full.

Posted by: Antietam Battlefield at May 15, 2025 12:16 PM (o1Z0q)

25 Counterpoint -The GOP won't stop until they restore the Democrats supermajority in both houses.
It's like an irresistible force meeting an unmovable object, except both are retarded grifters

Posted by: HowardDevore at May 15, 2025 12:16 PM (H/Jxx)

26 Unclear on "the first rule of holes," she is.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 12:16 PM (DgGvY)

27 >>>They still haven't been delivered enough of a rebuke. They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers.


Until?

Posted by: Murkowski, Tillis et al. at May 15, 2025 12:17 PM (EynyL)

28 How is everyone?

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM

Everyone always asks where is ace and when is ace, but never HOW is ace.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:17 PM (af7+R)

29 Ah need muh resparitashuns!

Posted by: POC at May 15, 2025 12:17 PM (VJc7E)

30 Summer Lee = "fundamentally non-serious".

But go ahead, keep putting them in positions like this--I'm sure sooner or later one of them will offer something of value...right?

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2025 12:17 PM (TN0g+)

31 Unclear on "the first rule of holes," she is.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 12:16 PM (DgGvY)



Stick your dick in it?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 15, 2025 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I doubt it will ever get through except by a total controlled Marxists government, local or state

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 12:18 PM (ypFCm)

33 My goodness, this is a really, really good idea. The sort of idea that makes "democracy" seem like a grifting opportunity for psychopathic idiots. We were warned!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at May 15, 2025 12:18 PM (tLEZq)

34 Cultural Marxism, pay now or pay later
Posted by: Skip
___________

Even if there were payments now, there would still be demands for more payments later.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2025 12:18 PM (UBKzV)

35 >> They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers.

Even with supermajorities in both chambers, Republicans still won’t end USAID or funding for Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 12:18 PM (l3YAf)

36 ***Democrats' push for reparative justice,
---

I've got an idea about reparative justice but they might not like it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 12:18 PM (ggv1C)

37 I needs mo money!

Posted by: P Diddy, Sodomite at May 15, 2025 12:19 PM (xofCm)

38 Good morning, Mr. Ace!

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 15, 2025 12:19 PM (rF2iL)

39 28 How is everyone?

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM

Everyone always asks where is ace and when is ace, but never HOW is ace.


hmm. who's on first. what's on second. i don't know is on third. how must be the catcher.

Posted by: anachronda at May 15, 2025 12:19 PM (sGtp+)

40 Everyone always asks where is ace and when is ace, but never HOW is ace.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:17 PM (af7+R)


I'm assuming that since he recently got back from vacation, "tanned, ready, and rested" is the operative phrase.

If not, he's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2025 12:19 PM (/HDaX)

41 20
‘ You weren't a slave and I wasn't a slave owner. Now piss off.’

It really is as simple as that.
Anything else is window dressing. Or lies.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 12:20 PM (jbnUc)

42 ***People are tired of this, and the Democrats just keep doubling down on it. They still haven't been delivered enough of a rebuke.
---

They keep beating the drum and the faithful keep sending money.
They are true believers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 12:20 PM (ggv1C)

43 Affirmative action was reparations.

Posted by: Tim at May 15, 2025 12:20 PM (T+ycL)

44 Even with supermajorities in both chambers, Republicans still won’t end USAID or funding for Planned Parenthood.
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IF Republicans achieved supermajorities in both chambers, Republicans would support Democrats seeking a congressional investigation into the elections that allowed such an achievement.

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2025 12:20 PM (TN0g+)

45 You weren't a slave and I wasn't a slave owner. Now piss off.


Agreed.

Hopefully we eventually get to a point where we can say "You ain't in a concentration camp and I'm not a Nazi soldier. Now piss off", as well.

Posted by: Multi-Generational Guilt is Bullshit at May 15, 2025 12:20 PM (8hq5W)

46 Everyone always asks where is ace and when is ace, but never HOW is ace.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:17 PM (af7+R)



Well, a man and a woman love each other very much......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Blacks already get 19 times more government assistance than any other race on the planet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: 300 year old vampires collecting Social Security at May 15, 2025 12:20 PM (l3YAf)

48 I’m so glad my congresswoman(ish) is tackling the important issues.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 15, 2025 12:21 PM (9heIw)

49 Everyone always asks where is ace and when is ace, but never HOW is ace.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:17 PM (af7+R)


If he's posting we know that, at least, he isn't buried under shelving.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2025 12:21 PM (ExV1e)

50 Summer Lee is an ambitious leftist commie and Stronk Empowered Black Wymin caricature.

The recipe is easy: Take a generic black woman, garish hair extensions, fake lashes, a copy of Racial Grievances for Commie Grifters, and a whole lot of bitter hate-whitey jealousy. Throw it all into a lab vat and simmer for 48 hours. Out comes Summer Lee. Or that comical black idiot on the Supreme Court. Is there a difference?

Summer is probably also a lesbian.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

51 ‘ Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass.’

They might as well elect a piece of dogshit to Congress.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (jbnUc)

52 Punish people who never owned slaves to pay people who were never slaves.

Anything to keep the races fighting one another.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (N1tpc)

53 I am all for chicks introducing sweeping legislation.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (A2D3h)

54 Even with supermajorities in both chambers, Republicans still won’t end USAID or funding for Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 12:18 PM (l3YAf)


It'd be a bad look. -- GOPe

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (ExV1e)

55 It ain't gonna happen, but if it did buying a small strip mall would be a very wise move. A check cashing op with a nail and weave salon next door, a sneaker shop on the other side, and spinner rims out back. Maybe rent a unit to some lawyer of color.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (gm9Sb)

56 The Democrats are doing everything possible to gin up a civil/race war.

They think that's how they'll "win."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (Q4IgG)

57 I think Kamala Harris's family should probably offer some reparations to the families of their former slaves. The family was paid several million dollars to compensate them for freeing their slaves and somehow I don't think they shared that money with their slaves.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (rF2iL)

58 "The black vote is slipping away because of our asinine policies!"

"Buy them off!"

Posted by: Democrats for Dummies at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (qUkBO)

59 OH, they can have my Reparations. It's just that they're going to have to seek them from those that assaulted my ancestors. So, I'd like them to go to the Danes, Romans, Mongols, and Ottomans and ask for those Reparations on the condition that they do it on video and I can watch them get utterly wrecked.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (mlg/3)

60 LOL of the day:


Embattled CNN anchor Jake Tapper has enlisted a PR crisis guru amid scathing criticism of his new book, which claims to expose former President Joe Biden’s cognitive decline—despite spending years attacking conservatives for making the same argument.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Ace, what do you think Republicans would do with supermajorities and the White House? My guess is not very much.

Posted by: Ralph at May 15, 2025 12:23 PM (8WZD4)

62 -------
From April: Trump's order (regarding The Smithsonian) noted, among other things, that the show “promotes the view that race is not a biological reality but a social construct, stating ‘Race is a human invention.’”

In interviews, several scholars questioned why the executive order appeared to take issue with that view, which is now broadly held. Samuel J. Redman, a history professor at University of Massachusetts Amherst who has written about scientific racism, said that “the executive order is troubling and out of step with the current consensus."
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If that is the case.... if "scientific consensus" holds that race is merely a "social construct" not a biological one - which is what the libs claim out of one side of their forked mouths - then who the *hell* is supposed to get these "reparations"???

Will anyone ask? I know damn well Trump will. Will ANY fag Republican dare challenge this on these grounds?

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:23 PM (af7+R)

63 We have spent more on subsidizing black dysfunction over the past 60 years than we have on ALL of our wars. Fuck off.

Posted by: Butch at May 15, 2025 12:23 PM (s6M5G)

64 They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers.


———-

I can’t wait for the republicans to take all of congress and do nothing.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 15, 2025 12:23 PM (9heIw)

65 We'll see more of these kinds of race-baiting racist stunts. Why should AOC and Jasmine Ratchett get all the attention and grift? Other young, ambitious grifters and wannabes see all the attention lavished on loudmouth harpies, and they want some for themeselves.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

66 the free shit army will never be appeased

Posted by: brak at May 15, 2025 12:24 PM (jGJov)

67 I agree.
40 acres and a mule for everyone held in the USA as a slave!

Posted by: Max Entropy at May 15, 2025 12:24 PM (oxDA9)

68 Well, a man and a woman love each other very much......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)


Or, in raimondo's case, when a man and a woman decide they hate everyone else more than they hate each other

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2025 12:24 PM (gKWVE)

69 Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass.’

They might as well elect a piece of dogshit to Congress.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 12:22 PM (jbnUc)

Already did.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:24 PM (af7+R)

70 Keep black people on the plantation. And further work to splinter the entire sense of the nation as a nation rather than a group of tribes.

Remember back when maybe 2006-08 when you had articles talking about how we were trying to train the Iraqis to not see elections as a chance to then, when in power, punish their enemies. To use the pluralistic victory as a chance to improve things for ALL Iraqis and how hard the Iraqis found the concept.

The Dems looked at this and LOVED the Iraqi first instinct.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2025 12:24 PM (bss/y)

71 Keep fucking that chicken, Congresswoman Lee.

Posted by: huerfano at May 15, 2025 12:25 PM (n2swS)

72 26 Unclear on "the first rule of holes," she is.
___

No butt stuff! See, I know!

Posted by: Summer Lee at May 15, 2025 12:25 PM (qUkBO)

73 Ace, what do you think Republicans would do with supermajorities and the White House? My guess is not very much.

Shrub set up two losing wars, another entitlement, and another permanent bureaucracy.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:25 PM (t0Rmr)

74 What they never address is what exactly reparations are.

Why do *you*, here and now, get a nice fat one time check, but all your ancestors and all your descendants get diddly bupkis?

The world is magically and without mediation Made Whole for all time because you got paid today? That's your position?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 12:25 PM (yvnLa)

75 What do zombies need with a mule?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 12:25 PM (A2D3h)

76 I can’t wait for the republicans to take all of congress and do nothing.
----------
Rush Limbaugh: "Any organization that is not overtly conservative will become more liberal over time."

Rush just didn't live long enough to realize that he was describing the Republican party.

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2025 12:25 PM (TN0g+)

77 I would like to see the commie grifters make reparations to the Americans they ripped off. Where's my check?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 15, 2025 12:26 PM (rF2iL)

78 I ain't paying for that shit. Get off your lazy ass and go to work. Something for nothing is not a law and never should be. Or put up a go fund me page with your tax payer funded cell phone.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2025 12:26 PM (Qdqx6)

79 What do zombies need with a mule?
--------------
Why does God want a starship?

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2025 12:26 PM (TN0g+)

80 I believe that when Jasmine Crockett is off camera and off script she holds her teacup with pinky extended, acting more like the Huxtables then da Boyz in da hood. Very preppy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2025 12:26 PM (gm9Sb)

81 43 Affirmative action was reparations.
Posted by: Tim
-------------------

Children are dependent because they are children. Children are raised/taught by their parents to become adults. If one is not raised or taught to become an adult one remains dependent for life.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 12:26 PM (ggv1C)

82 They've been Affirmed so now they need Repair.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 15, 2025 12:26 PM (n17eQ)

83 "Reparations" - another thing that falls under the Kingdom of God. Literally the reason for Jesus's existence.

Funny how the Left stake claims to so much divinity.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:26 PM (af7+R)

84

I mean, they got blacks in every single commercial and when it's a black guy it's with a hot white or asian chick in expensive restaurants and cars and not some big bloated fat tatted-up skanky white chick with four kids.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 15, 2025 12:27 PM (et1vG)

85 After his “Rumble in the Jungle” in Zaire, Muhammad Ali was asked: “Champ, what did you think of Africa?” He replied, “Thank God my granddaddy got on that boat."

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2025 12:27 PM (rJ48h)

86 We CAN'T afford reparations, IDIOTS.

Newsom found out the hard way that his state can't afford to insure illegals.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2025 12:27 PM (NpAcC)

87 Hi Ace
My leg hurts
My eyes are great
Life is Good
Trump is triumphant
Waiting to see if the SC comes to it's senses.
The Left becomes more and more irrelevant.
Need more Winning.
How are you?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 15, 2025 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

88 Of course, among 300 year old vampies, Blackulas do get priority in college admissions, but that’s just to redress historical wrongs.

Posted by: 300 year old vampires collecting Social Security at May 15, 2025 12:27 PM (l3YAf)

89 Introduce it, bring it to the floor, and make every congresscritter vote on it. Doooooo eeeet

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2025 12:27 PM (2UnvF)

90 With a big enough majority, Congress can start passing some needed Amendments for the states to ratify. And eventually enough red states will sign on to pass them. Shenanigans for all.

So far all the grandstanding Dems: go lemmings go.

Posted by: bittergeek at May 15, 2025 12:28 PM (NFXcl)

91 The South African government denounced the Afrikaner refugees fleeing to the United States, saying that the refugees were escaping "racial justice".

Expect similar denunciations here if the Democrats ever regain power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2025 12:28 PM (xTIDn)

92 ----------
Rush Limbaugh: "Any organization that is not overtly conservative will become more liberal over time."

Rush just didn't live long enough to realize that he was describing the Republican party.
Posted by: Crusader
----------------------------

He was talking about the Republican Party.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 12:28 PM (ggv1C)

93 86 We CAN'T afford reparations, IDIOTS.
____

But we CAN afford to PROMISE reparations!

Posted by: Democrat-Communists for A Divided Country at May 15, 2025 12:28 PM (qUkBO)

94 Wellness check on James Carville

Posted by: doc ock at May 15, 2025 12:28 PM (/vuFu)

95 89 And let some free thinker lead a mule to the House floor and say this is what you get.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (gm9Sb)

96 I can’t wait for the republicans to take all of congress and do nothing.
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 15, 2025 12:23 PM (9heIw)

Would not be the worst possible outcome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (Py1O+)

97 Wellness check on James Carville
Posted by: doc ock at May 15, 2025 12:28 PM (/vuFu)



He's shedding skin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

98 "Supermajorities in both chambers"


Not on my watch.

Posted by: Speaker Mike Johnson at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (cHOHf)

99 Yo, Egypt. You seein this?

Posted by: The Jews at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (mznDD)

100 Embattled CNN anchor Jake Tapper has enlisted a PR crisis guru amid scathing criticism of his new book, which claims to expose former President Joe Biden’s cognitive decline—despite spending years attacking conservatives for making the same argument.
Posted by: Sponge


I saw Crisis Guru open for Mahavishnu Orchestra at Budokan in '85.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (DgGvY)

101 40 acres and a mule in Liberia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (A2D3h)

102 Summer's Eve > Summer Lee

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (L/fGl)

103 Give 'em 40 acres and a mule.

Adjusted for inflation, that's five square inches and a particularly cantankerous paramecium.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 12:29 PM (yvnLa)

104 this comic is evergreen:

https://tinyurl.com/89hjrdtz

Posted by: brak at May 15, 2025 12:30 PM (jGJov)

105 He was talking about the Republican Party.
-----------
He was talking primarily about various business and charitable organizations that made bad decisions that had the effect of those organizations entering the culture wars rather than focusing on their original mission.

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2025 12:30 PM (TN0g+)

106 I believe that when Jasmine Crockett is off camera and off script she holds her teacup with pinky extended, acting more like the Huxtables then da Boyz in da hood. Very preppy.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2025 12:26 PM (gm9Sb)
______

She's a privileged kid who went to all the right schools, family had all the right connections, etc. Her ghetto rat persona is performance art. When she first appeared on the scene, she was articulate, polite, and semi-thoughtful. There are interviews you can watch. But that kind of persona does not get attention. Nasty, trashy, screeching bitch THOTs get attention.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

107 The South African government denounced the Afrikaner refugees fleeing to the United States, saying that the refugees were escaping "racial justice".


The prospect of needing to grow their own food and work is looming as South African white farmers flee.




Posted by: Sally Struthers Incoming at May 15, 2025 12:30 PM (8hq5W)

108 Everyone always asks where is ace and when is ace, but never HOW is ace.

Posted by: ...

Was that a Wreck It Ralph reference? From his group therapy session with the other bad guys?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 15, 2025 12:31 PM (MsrgL)

109 I would be more inclined to a deal if they didn't vote 90/10 for the slavers and kluxxers.

Posted by: toby928 at May 15, 2025 12:31 PM (jc0TO)

110 Always seemed to me any reparations for a person would get washed out eventually. That 1 ancestors out of 12 gets you the prize?
And of course it will be all grift to billions going to lawyers, pennies on tje dollar to any person.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 12:31 PM (ypFCm)

111 "Rep. Summer Lee, D-Pa., plans to introduce a sweeping "Reparations Now Resolution" this week, calling for trillions in federal spending to support Black Americans."


What happened to the last 10 or 20 trillion dollars since the War on Poverty began? Got lost is the couch cushions?

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2025 12:31 PM (GUOwU)

112 Da fuq? What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Every People Conquered by The Romans at May 15, 2025 12:31 PM (mznDD)

113 Adjusted for inflation, that's five square inches and a particularly cantankerous paramecium.
Posted by: Warai-otok


They don't need a pair of mecium. Just one will do.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2025 12:32 PM (mlg/3)

114 The Chappelle Show episode on Reparations Day is one of the funniest skits of all time.

And completely accurate.

Posted by: For Us By Us at May 15, 2025 12:32 PM (8hq5W)

115 >>>People are tired of this, and the Democrats just keep doubling down on it. They still haven't been delivered enough of a rebuke. They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers.


Someone should tell them for every black voter they keep on the plantation by playing the Race Card, 100 more Hispanic voters decide to vote Republican.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2025 12:33 PM (aBgBM)

116 Imagine just as a thought experiment - a world where race "Reparations" are completely taken/given. Just go with it.

You think that will "solve" racism finally and, once and for all, finally appease the Left? Or will they wake up the next day and say it wasn't enough and what's more that if you think a little money could ever solve 400 years of racism, then you're a racist and you are minimizing the real problem.

Just like Climate Change, it's a fake issue with no solution. It's blackmail and blackmail is famous for never stopping, and in fact only getting worse. The "solution" is your unending oppression, except it's not intended to be a solution, it is just the state you must exist in - without reprieve or relief - forever.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:33 PM (af7+R)

117 It is kind of amusing that Trump's incredibly successful trip to the ME has stepped on Tapper's book rollout making it even more apparent that Biden was totally incompetent and that the media covered for him. Trump looks amazingly fit and handling this rigorous schedule with out a problem. he is being given Respect due the true leader of the free world.
I'm loving it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 15, 2025 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)

118 It's a bedrock principle of any sane system of justice that you can't be punished for someone else's crime in place of them.

If a guy on death row dies, you can't execute his kid instead to placate the mob.

But if we're going to throw that little plank of the ship overboard, hell, what else can we throw out? Let's get creative, here!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 12:33 PM (yvnLa)

119 Definitely no to reparations.

1. When does it end?
2. Does every newborn black in perpetuity get reparations?
3. If not 100% African then how much do you get?
4. A 50:50 person gets nothing?

Posted by: Ciampino - it's funny at May 15, 2025 12:33 PM (sPQoU)

120 I'll gladly give them a trillion.

In Zimbabwe in Zimbabwe dollars.

Posted by: DaveA at May 15, 2025 12:33 PM (FhXTo)

121 How is everyone?

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM

I am well, thanks for asking.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2025 12:34 PM (rT96s)

122 Was that a Wreck It Ralph reference? From his group therapy session with the other bad guys?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 15, 2025 12:31 PM (MsrgL)

I'm not even sure. I think it's kind of a meme.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:34 PM (af7+R)

123 Ace, what do you think Republicans would do with supermajorities and the White House? My guess is not very much.

Posted by: Ralph at May 15, 2025 12:23 PM (8WZD4)

My good sir, I would hardly call reducing the capital gains tax on tri-annually deferred corporate distribution earnings and derivative bonds "nothing"!

Posted by: A Proud Member of the GOPe at May 15, 2025 12:34 PM (bawFb)

124

If I had a huge wang like black guys, I could stick it in my own pooper!

Sigh...

Posted by: Peter Bootygig at May 15, 2025 12:35 PM (fNYyk)

125 This has got to be embarrassing for rational blacks. Which I believe are most of them, not in cities.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2025 12:35 PM (PMtkd)

126 Someone should tell them for every black voter they keep on the plantation by playing the Race Card, 100 more Hispanic voters decide to vote Republican.
____

Reparations for blacks... and hispanics... and asians... and women... and gays... and trannies... and journalists!

Posted by: Ghoulposts at May 15, 2025 12:35 PM (qUkBO)

127 Afternoon Ace. Summer Lee , definitely a descendant of Confederate General Robert E. Lee. She should pay reparations herself. See how easy it is.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2025 12:35 PM (2ZThz)

128 107 I hope the Afrikaner Refugees were allowed to bring personal belongings that would require approval by State. In particular, firearms. Farms in the Veldt probably had many of family and historical significance. SA gun control was pretty loose, allowing a dozen per owner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2025 12:35 PM (gm9Sb)

129 Anyone who wants reparations should instead get a plane ticket back to their African country of origin, lose US citizenship and never be allowed to come back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 12:35 PM (W2Pud)

130 The real question is, are reparations considered taxable income?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 12:36 PM (yvnLa)

131 Since slavery was defended by the Democrats in the Civil War, any reparations should only come from the Dem party.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2025 12:36 PM (rT96s)

132 POC owe me money. Lots of it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2025 12:36 PM (973ea)

133
It's blackmail and blackmail is famous for never stopping, and in fact only getting worse.

It always ended in MURDER on Perry Mason.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2025 12:38 PM (63Dwl)

134 "People are tired of this, and the Democrats just keep doubling down on it."

I don't think this is for "Democrats" or for the party at large. See my comment above. This is a play by individuals looking to mimic the attention and notoriety -- and graft -- lavished on screeching hyenas like AOC and Rachett. Summer Lee could not care less if this hurts the Democrap party. She is in this solely for herself.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2025 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

135 To win super majorities, the Republicans need to stop being ridiculous, too.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 12:38 PM (pZEOD)

136 If Lincoln hadn't been shot and killed they all would have been sent back to Africa. Hence John Wilkes Booth, a demoncrat is the reason any former slaves are even still here.

This is the Law of Unintended Consequences.

But the parties switched at some undecernable point in history so it's all the republicans fault. In fact it was the republicans who did every bad thing in US history. Just ask any blue haired lesbian history professer.

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2025 12:38 PM (xcIvR)

137 Republican Supermajorities?

Unlikely

Posted by: Smartmatic at May 15, 2025 12:38 PM (53oGX)

138 116 Imagine just as a thought experiment - a world where race "Reparations" are completely taken/given. Just go with it.
____

I got reparations and I bought a big house and a cadillac and went on a big vacation around the world and then I lost the house and car was repossessed. MORE REPARATIONS!

Posted by: Ghoulposts at May 15, 2025 12:38 PM (qUkBO)

139 It's blackmail and blackmail is famous for never stopping, and in fact only getting worse.

It always ended in MURDER on Perry Mason.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

======

You should see OUR body count

Posted by: Village of Somerset at May 15, 2025 12:39 PM (fauPS)

140 The plantation owners should get reparations. They were deprived of their property without compensation.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 12:39 PM (A2D3h)

141 Posted by: Ghoulposts at May 15, 2025 12:35 PM (qUkBO)

Undead goalposts that just shamble along on their own without needing to be moved?

Clever.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 12:40 PM (DgGvY)

142 The world is magically and without mediation Made Whole for all time because you got paid today? That's your position?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 12:25 PM (yvnLa)

Exactly. In order for this to make any sort of logistical sense, they would have to make it a continuing thing. A 'slave stipend' if you will. They'd have to maintain genealogies in order to make sure non-slave descendants did not get a check.

Each year this elect would get a check (or make it monthly.) Wholly dependent and loyal to the government.

Why, it's almost like they would continue to be slaves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2025 12:40 PM (bss/y)

143 Reparations have already been paid many times over in blood and treasure, continually f**king the reparations chicken only serves to create anger, hostility and animosity, which is more than likely the point of the exercise.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2025 12:40 PM (XV/Pl)

144 It's so racist and wrong, it beggars the mind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2025 12:40 PM (bss/y)

145 143 Reparations have already been paid many times over in blood and treasure, continually f**king the reparations chicken only serves to create anger, hostility and animosity, which is more than likely the point of the exercise.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2025 12:40 PM (XV/Pl)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2025 12:41 PM (bss/y)

146 Reparations for the Japanese that were placed in internment camp during WW2 should be proposed, too.

Maybe Trump could propose No Tax on Nips.

Posted by: For Us By Us at May 15, 2025 12:41 PM (8hq5W)

147 What’s next? A yearly Potato Stipend for the Irish?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 12:42 PM (l3YAf)

148 146 Reparations for the Japanese that were placed in internment camp during WW2 should be proposed, too.

pretty sure reagan already did that

Posted by: anachronda at May 15, 2025 12:42 PM (sGtp+)

149 Guess Pigford wasn't enough.

Keep oinking you swine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2025 12:42 PM (N8VXB)

150 Will this be the pretext for a new summer of love?

Posted by: PG at May 15, 2025 12:42 PM (afPT4)

151 What is the cutoff for reparations? Will Democrats re-implement their famous KKK "one drop" rule?

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:42 PM (af7+R)

152 the reparations chicken only serves to create anger, hostility and animosity, which is more than likely the point of the exercise.
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Keeping a certain people angry and uppity seems to be the plan.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 15, 2025 12:42 PM (n17eQ)

153 I lived in South Africa 1966-94. I am beyond words on these ignoramuses.

GENOCIDE: Top Democrat, Rick Stengel justified the genocide of white farmers in South Africa explaining they ought to be punished for the sins of their forebears. Their ‘collective guilt’ justifies seizure of their farms and their lives.

https://x.com/amuse/status/
1922988576544858194

Posted by: Ciampino - it's sad that they have power at May 15, 2025 12:43 PM (sPQoU)

154 Can you even fathom waking up one day to "Congratulations! We solved climate change!"?

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:43 PM (af7+R)

155 Paths to Republican supermajorities in congress:

1) End the IRS/income tax/withholding
2) Stop illegals from being counted in house allocations
3) Send ALL the illegals home
4) Arrest, prosecute, and convict Fauci and let all the info about COVID and the clot shot come out

You'll note outside of Trump very few GOP powerbrokers are interested in any of these...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:44 PM (t0Rmr)

156 Give all the gang bangers in the US $100k in reparations and the death toll would skyrocket. ODs, shoot outs to steal other people's money , car crashes. On second thought....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2025 12:44 PM (2ZThz)

157 You'll note outside of Trump very few GOP powerbrokers are interested in any of these...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:44 PM (t0Rmr)

They're plenty interested. They're interested in stopping them.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:44 PM (af7+R)

158 Reparations? Gladly as long as you have proof you were a slave not some 2nd thru 10th generational leech

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 12:45 PM (NVNRw)

159 $1,000 if you get on a plane and fuck immediately and permanently off to the country of your choice. Same deal we give the illegals. We'd keep your place in line for a visa to come back, if you had one, but ya don't.


Take it or don't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 12:45 PM (yvnLa)

160 GENOCIDE: Top Democrat, Rick Stengel justified the genocide of white farmers in South Africa explaining they ought to be punished for the sins of their forebears. Their ‘collective guilt’ justifies seizure of their farms and their lives.


Well, Rick Stengel is a member of a certain tribe, so it doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: Every Single Time at May 15, 2025 12:45 PM (8hq5W)

161 GENOCIDE: Top Democrat, Rick Stengel justified the genocide of white farmers in South Africa explaining they ought to be punished for the sins of their forebears. Their ‘collective guilt’ justifies seizure of their farms and their lives.

And for the record, the Dutch were there before the Bantu and Zulus.

The San were first (in some areas) but they were nomadic and the Dutch did in fact buy the land they used from them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:45 PM (t0Rmr)

162 Give everyone who wants reparations $1 million and condition it on they leave the country with their families and never come back.

Posted by: LazyGepid at May 15, 2025 12:46 PM (oiYMF)

163 Exactly. In order for this to make any sort of logistical sense, they would have to make it a continuing thing. A 'slave stipend' if you will. They'd have to maintain genealogies in order to make sure non-slave descendants did not get a check.
Each year this elect would get a check (or make it monthly.) Wholly dependent and loyal to the government.
Why, it's almost like they would continue to be slaves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2025 12:40 PM (bss/y)

So, the current Welfare system with genealogy added to it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 15, 2025 12:46 PM (bawFb)

164 According to the South African government those Boers are not refugees but fugitives from 'justice' because they are white.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2025 12:46 PM (N8VXB)

165 Do we get a credit for trillions of dollars of welfare payments?

And black-on-white crime of all kinds is more than 10 times the inverse. Do whites get reparations for that?

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 15, 2025 12:46 PM (KIDNs)

166 Give all the gang bangers in the US $100k in reparations and the death toll would skyrocket. ODs, shoot outs to steal other people's money , car crashes. On second thought....
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Could probably achieve the same outcome with $5k.

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (TN0g+)

167 The vast majority of modern-day descendants of slave-owners from pre-1865 America now identify as BLACK.

No joke.

Approximately 2% of modern-day "white" Americans are descended from Antebellum slave-owners. Most "white" Americans are deascended from immigrants who arrived here after 1865: Irish, Polacks, Italians, Jews, Swedes, Krauts, Russians, etc. etc. This accounts for up to 70% of 21st century "white" Americans. The rest are descended from older US pre-1865 famileis that were dirt poor and never owned slaves, or weren't from slaves states.

Meanwhile, to be blunt, any child born from a relationship between a slave-owner and a black female slave was automatically classified as "black" in that era. Most lighter-skinned 21st-centiry blacks are descended from such unions. Thus they are the (illegitimate) decendants of slave-owners.

Reparations? Light-skinned blacks must pay dark-skinned blacks.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (pMi6S)

168 Reparations = Whore house, crack house, liquor store prosperity act.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (L/fGl)

169 Og want reparation from homo sapien. Homo sapien take good land. Og sad.

Posted by: Neanderthal Justice Now! at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (l3YAf)

170 Then: South Africa is a criminal state because they discriminate against people based on their race

Now: South Africa is justly maintain different rules for different races. Gotta keep those white people from causing trouble amiright?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (t0Rmr)

171 146 Reparations for the Japanese that were placed in internment camp during WW2 should be proposed, too.

Maybe Trump could propose No Tax on Nips.
Posted by: For Us By Us at May 15, 2025 12:41 PM (8hq5W)

Tell me more...

Posted by: Exotic Dancer at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (53oGX)

172 What a lovely Thursday!

My favorite aspect of reparations is how they rely on gross racist physical descriptions to keep the lion's share from going to white people.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (MMp6W)

173 Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (TN0g+)

5 loosies

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (af7+R)

174 I'm sure I'm not the first to note this, but SNAP, TANF, EITC, WIC, NSLP, TEFAP, etc., are reparations in all but name.


Posted by: Pious Agnostic at May 15, 2025 12:48 PM (BFEJQ)

175 I denounce myself!!!

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:48 PM (af7+R)

176 People are tired of this

Really fuggin tired. Families of white union soldiers should charge the reparations crowd for saving their black asses.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2025 12:48 PM (3GKlG)

177 Would the no taxes on tips include strippers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 12:49 PM (A2D3h)

178 160 GENOCIDE: Top Democrat, Rick Stengel justified the genocide of white farmers in South Africa explaining they ought to be punished for the sins of their forebears. Their ‘collective guilt’ justifies seizure of their farms and their lives.


Well, Rick Stengel is a member of a certain tribe, so it doesn't surprise me.
Posted by: Every Single Time at May 15, 2025 12:45 PM (8hq5W)

I hate 1930's Nazis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2025 12:49 PM (bss/y)

179 Can descendants of European serfs get reparations as well?

How about those enslaved in the muslim world? And what about those forced to pay the jizya?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:50 PM (t0Rmr)

180 So, the current Welfare system with genealogy added to it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 15, 2025 12:46 PM (bawFb)

Well, yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2025 12:50 PM (bss/y)

181 The 1930s sucked

Depressions and NAZIs and Commies oh my...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:50 PM (t0Rmr)

182 Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (pMi6S)

None of that matters. The point is if you are white now, you are receiving the benefits of the antebellum slaverarchy, and need to pay up.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 12:51 PM (af7+R)

183 placed in internment camp during WW2

Damn japs can pay me for my great aunt and uncle in Jap camps

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2025 12:51 PM (3GKlG)

184
The current arguments for reparations that I've heard center around systematic racism and have evolved beyond American antebellum denial of freedom for a select group to a worldwide inclusion of all people of pigment living here.

Posted by: Auspex at May 15, 2025 12:51 PM (j4U/Z)

185 GENOCIDE: Top Democrat, Rick Stengel justified the genocide of white farmers in South Africa explaining they ought to be punished for the sins of their forebears. Their ‘collective guilt’ justifies seizure of their farms and their lives.

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I'm watching a thing about Eichmann in Jerusalem. His defense is he was concerned only with transportation. More a travel agent really.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 15, 2025 12:51 PM (L/fGl)

186 >>> 158 Reparations? Gladly as long as you have proof you were a slave not some 2nd thru 10th generational leech
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 12:45 PM (NVNRw)

Heh, I'll print out ledgers for everyone.

# total years slavery served by # relatives times # per years served

MINUS

# for Union dead per slave
# for total years welfare etc etc for # relative
# for any violent felonies

EQUALS

might be a negative number by then and if so

FCK YOU PAY *ME*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2025 12:51 PM (Vqx30)

187 ...of course this will work out differently for individuals across a large population, but normal folk of any group are never the ones screaming for BS like this...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2025 12:51 PM (Vqx30)

188 Gorilla below says it best.

Posted by: Django at May 15, 2025 12:52 PM (bbuBP)

189 Pretty Neanderthal girl agree date Og.

Next day, Og see her with Tad. Oooh, Tad! Homo sapien steal our women!

Must have reparation. 40 foot cave and wooly mammoth.

Posted by: Neanderthal Justice Now! at May 15, 2025 12:52 PM (l3YAf)

190 How about this instead of reparations...

Any government officials that proposes that individuals or governments have the right to ANY of the fruit of an individual's labor without voluntary agreement by that person will be hung by the neck until dead.

Can we get the Dems to agree to that?

Posted by: 18-1 being tricky at May 15, 2025 12:52 PM (t0Rmr)

191 Do we get a credit for trillions of dollars of welfare payments?

And black-on-white crime of all kinds is more than 10 times the inverse. Do whites get reparations for that?
Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 15, 2025 12:46 PM (KIDNs)

A recent meme...

We've calculated the reparations to blacks. Once we factored in the crime, blacks owe whites 4.7 billion dollars.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 12:53 PM (VNX3d)

192 >>> 131 Since slavery was defended by the Democrats in the Civil War, any reparations should only come from the Dem party.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2025 12:36 PM (rT96s)

Also I like this idea and wish to subscribe to vmom's newsletter and furthermore I think OrangeManBad should use this as a yuge, luxurious trolling EO.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2025 12:53 PM (Vqx30)

193 And what about those forced to pay the jizya?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 12:50 PM (t0Rmr)

I'll handle those...

Posted by: Kamala at May 15, 2025 12:53 PM (af7+R)

194 It took 30 years for the Japanese to recompense Holland for seizing a Dutch hospital ship in the Dutch East Indies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2025 12:53 PM (N8VXB)

195 Please excuse this OT post about the earlier Art Thread. I was busy this morning.
Is it possible that Ms. Frankenthaler was telling us the true source of her erotica was her love of Louisiana?

Posted by: Final Arbiter ( sorry, no reality left) at May 15, 2025 12:54 PM (1UudH)

196 128
SA gun control was pretty loose, allowing a dozen per owner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2025 12:35 PM (gm9Sb)
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Actually very strict. No handguns except for security jobs. Shotguns OK on farms, most other not approved. Hunting rifles maybe. Everything had to be registered.

Posted by: Ciampino - laws are legacy from UK at May 15, 2025 12:54 PM (sPQoU)

197 declaring reparations a "moral and legal obligation" that America must confront.

Imagine NOT doing this when you had control of every branch at the beginning of Clinton's, Obama's, and Biden's Presidencies.

*checks congress.gov scorecard*

5158 bills introduced this session
2 laws passed (Cont. Resolution, codifying Trump's Laken Riley EO)

You guys are just grandstanding, right? Posting selfies, whoring for clicks, and grifting.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2025 12:54 PM (iSdyJ)

198 Would the no taxes on tips include strippers?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 12:49 PM (A2D3h)

You pay taxes on your strippers, dude?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 12:55 PM (l3YAf)

199 Maybe they should go back to their homeland, as CNN analyst says about the Boers.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty2020 at May 15, 2025 12:55 PM (m7IZx)

200 The government owns most of the land out west, break it up into 40-acre parcels. Since a mule wouldn't be practical, up the ante and give them a 20 horse Murray Lawn Tractor.
Just submit genealogical proof and they're on their way to farming or ranching, or other riches. Assign parcels randomly, some may contain oil or minerals, others may only contain arid wasteland. You'll have to accept the offer to find out what you'll get.
The offer is accept this and take your chances or you get nothing.

Posted by: Speaker Mike Johnson at May 15, 2025 12:56 PM (cHOHf)

201 >>> 167
==
Reparations? Light-skinned blacks must pay dark-skinned blacks.
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2025 12:47 PM (pMi6S)

Wow.

... ok, when Hawaiian Judge #8526 blocks Trump's vmom-inspired EO, he can switch to this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2025 12:56 PM (Vqx30)

202 And it makes no sense to put this link here, but I just watched it and it is stunning. 13 year old singing Pie Jesu

https://tinyurl.com/atsk63d9

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2025 12:56 PM (AcTAo)

203 You pay taxes on your strippers, dude?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 12:55 PM (l3YAf)



Insanity.

Just 1099 them.

Posted by: The Accountant at May 15, 2025 12:56 PM (8hq5W)

204 The reparations are the hundreds of thousands dead as a result of the Civil War.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Th33 at May 15, 2025 12:57 PM (LJ3iK)

205 It's no joke from the Bee.

South Africa Denounces White Refugees For Leaving Before They Had A Chance To Take All Their Stuff And Kill Them

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 15, 2025 12:57 PM (L/fGl)

206 The grift will spread just like Pigford did so a person with flowers in a window box will become farmers

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 12:58 PM (ypFCm)

207 They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers.- Ace

Will it even stop then? The craziest wing nuts are in safe districts. They're the ones doing this shit. They face no consequences for continuing.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 15, 2025 12:58 PM (2J/Lj)

208 declaring reparations a "moral and legal obligation" that America must confront.
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750,000 dead have paid that obligation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 15, 2025 12:58 PM (6YdsJ)

209 They should be demanding reparations from England and Portugal...Not to mention those of their own "color" who sold them for slavery

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2025 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

210 This is such garbage. I'm sick and tired of the same old mantras...slavery, woke, pronouns, racists, yada, yada, fucking yada!!! She can go sit and spin.

Posted by: DefendUSA at May 15, 2025 12:59 PM (ZHtti)

211 Republican'ts need to slip in a little line saying all funds must come from the Democrat party.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2025 12:59 PM (0eaVi)

212 This is honestly dumb and to score points. She knows this won’t go anywhere. But I do think if you believe reparations are owed, there is nothing stopping you from paying them out personally.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 12:59 PM (p4NUW)

213 I see reparations as an issue that will unite America.

But in a way that "African Americans" will not like.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2025 01:00 PM (PMtkd)

214 200 The government owns most of the land out west, break it up into 40-acre parcels. Since a mule wouldn't be practical, up the ante and give them a 20 horse Murray Lawn Tractor.
Just submit genealogical proof and they're on their way to farming or ranching, or other riches. Assign parcels randomly, some may contain oil or minerals, others may only contain arid wasteland. You'll have to accept the offer to find out what you'll get.
The offer is accept this and take your chances or you get nothing.
Posted by: Speaker Mike Johnson at May 15, 2025 12:56 PM (cHOHf)

Yes, prease do this... we need more land...

Posted by: China at May 15, 2025 01:00 PM (mP0Kj)

215 Republican'ts need to slip in a little line saying all funds must come from the Democrat party.

I like the man on the street videos where they ask people in the big blue shitties what party Lincoln was in and most people say he was a Democrat

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 01:00 PM (t0Rmr)

216 Divide and Conquer

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 01:00 PM (af7+R)

217
The South African government denounced the Afrikaner refugees fleeing to the United States, saying that the refugees were escaping "racial justice".

Expect similar denunciations here if the Democrats ever regain power.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2025 12:28 PM (xTIDn)



In other words, ANC South Africans won't be able to kill Afrikaners if they leave SA.

As to the US, Donk commie cocksuckers in Clownifornia have already started the process with their exit tax on anyone leaving the state with income above a certain level.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2025 01:00 PM (y9nCu)

218 Hey Speaker Johnson,, have you found your nads yet?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2025 01:00 PM (973ea)

219
How about the Grow Up Act, African-Americans?

Four generations of stunted adolescents wilding hither and yon is enough.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2025 01:00 PM (Tv15w)

220 "They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers."

I'd fear the GOP as much as I would fear CNN. Not much.

Posted by: Django at May 15, 2025 01:01 PM (bbuBP)

221 Hey Speaker Johnson,, have you found your nads yet?

He's busy right now.

Posted by: Hakeem Jeffries pushing Johnson's head back down at May 15, 2025 01:01 PM (t0Rmr)

222 As to the US, Donk commie cocksuckers in Clownifornia have already started the process with their exit tax on anyone leaving the state with income above a certain level.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2025 01:00 PM (y9nCu)

--------

How is that going to work? (serious question)

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2025 01:01 PM (PMtkd)

223 I'm good Ace, you?

I have to take my care to the shop for some reparations later today.

Ain't nobody got time for dat!

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 15, 2025 01:01 PM (144I4)

224 They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers.- Ace

Exactly. Now you understand why we have to keep the "sharply divided 51/49 country" myth going via the polls are vote tallies.

Posted by: The Uniparty at May 15, 2025 01:02 PM (hvkfA)

225 If only the South had had longbows.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (A2D3h)

226 Hey Speaker Johnson,, have you found your nads yet?



Just one more debt ceiling increase and then we'll be all over this thing. Trust me.

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (8hq5W)

227 I want reparations for systemic criminality.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (ckQml)

228 They should debate it. Let the world see how flimsy the logic is

Posted by: Jeff Carter (@pointsnfigures1) at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (ZiwLX)

229 People are tired of this, and the Democrats just keep doubling down on it. They still haven't been delivered enough of a rebuke. They won't stop this until Republicans win supermajorities in both chambers.

This may become part of what they're calling "black fatigue," a term even black commentators are embracing. Folks have had enough of the bullshit. Black people are tired of black people, that's why they move the suburbs the moment they're able. BLM and the Floyd riots, burning, looting, murder...they've quote literally burned through the cultural moral capital they may have once had. Throwing money at Karmelo Anthony for murdering a white kid has been the last straw for a lot of people too. Decent people of all races are disgusted with this shit.

Posted by: Enough is enough at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

230 >>>If only the South had had longbows.

AK-47s

Posted by: Harry Turtledove at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (jGJov)

231 Supermajorities Now!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 01:04 PM (g47mK)

232 If only the South had had longbows.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (A2D3h)

So we could live in a Today with the north being Southern Canada and the south being North Haiti.

No thanks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 01:04 PM (yvnLa)

233 >> 5158 bills introduced this session
2 laws passed (Cont. Resolution, codifying Trump's Laken Riley EO)

Mike Johnson is just trying to run out the clock until they lose the 2026 elections. Paul Ryan Part 2.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 01:04 PM (l3YAf)

234 *grabs junk*

This is my bill to suck it.

This is a Civil War 2.0 issue. Do that shit when you are in the majority, fools.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2025 01:04 PM (i24o9)

235 Yawn. Just more grabs at votes.

Desperation is a stinky cologne, John!

Posted by: H at May 15, 2025 01:04 PM (2gjbv)

236 Republicans: $30k+ SALT deduction for federal taxpayers to pay NY residents taxes, but they won’t drop any NFA taxes.

Got it. Fucking weaklings.

The 2A movement bent over again by Trump and Republicans.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2025 01:05 PM (8bQ1C)

237 Mike Johnson is just trying to run out the clock until they lose the 2026 elections. Paul Ryan Part 2.


Implementing any of the Trump agenda could endanger the momentum we have following the 2024 elections.

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at May 15, 2025 01:05 PM (8hq5W)

238 217
The South African government denounced the Afrikaner refugees fleeing to the United States, saying that the refugees were escaping "racial justice".
------------

Sounds like Hitler and the Jews.
_ _ _ - > Stay here, we want to kill you.

By the way, if there is a sturdy middle aged South African woman who needs a sponsor....

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 01:05 PM (ggv1C)

239 Notice how they don't want Black's income to be income tax free.

They're not serious.

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2025 01:06 PM (WOIGB)

240 It's never enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2025 01:06 PM (xcxpd)

241 229. I will be more succinct for Rep. Pressley: Fuck off, baldy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2025 01:06 PM (wBaIH)

242 Supreme Court arguments are finished. Jonathan Turley says there was "more heat than light" in the questioning. Trying to read the tea leaves, he says it will be a nail biter. He seems to think Roberts is leaning toward the government and Barrett is a cipher.

https://tinyurl.com/yzwsyper

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 15, 2025 01:07 PM (paSBy)

243 Really really tired of having to listen to angry Black women with fire engine red lipstick and perpetual scowls.

Barack Obama. Maybe you’ve heard of him ? The white people elected him president - twice.

All the slave owners have already paid reparations. They’re also dead. All the democrat politicians who created and enforced segregation are also dead. The white people alive today are either the ones who ended segregation or they’re too young to have had anything to do with it.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 15, 2025 01:07 PM (HCRiZ)

244 A no-name minority member introducing a bill is less than failure theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 15, 2025 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

245 What if "black fatigue" was always the point?

Much like how they made everyone sick of hearing about women, then quickly abandoned women and womanhood for trannies?

Just like how they've been abandoning blacks for illegals...?

Once you see it, you can't unsee it...

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2025 01:08 PM (af7+R)

246 By the way, if there is a sturdy middle aged South African woman who needs a sponsor....
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 01:05 PM (ggv1C)

I'll slap a sticker on her ass and make her mention me at least once in every post race interview.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 01:08 PM (yvnLa)

247 We want to know who was running the country into the ground for the past 4 years and all Schumer has to say is "We're looking forward," about a crime that just fucking happened and was still going on, last year.

These folks want reparations for shit that was done before the last few generations were born? How about "No, we're looking forward."

Posted by: lauraw at May 15, 2025 01:08 PM (2d9Vy)

248 I'm waiting for MTG to apologize to the country for supporting Mike Johnson to the point of yelling at the base.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2025 01:08 PM (973ea)

249 Public benefits should be taxed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 01:08 PM (A2D3h)

250 131 Since slavery was defended by the Democrats in the Civil War, any reparations should only come from the Dem party.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2025 12:36 PM (rT96s)

My husband just said this. Same for Jim Crow laws - Dem enacted and enforced. Pay up DNC.

Posted by: moki at May 15, 2025 01:08 PM (wLjpr)

251 How about this for reparations...

All government buildings named after Grand Wizard Robert Byrd will be instead named after Clarence Thomas

Sound good?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 01:09 PM (t0Rmr)

252 Hey Speaker Johnson,, have you found your nads yet?



Just one more debt ceiling increase and then we'll be all over this thing. Trust me.
Posted by: Speaker Johnson at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (8hq5W)

Let's put in a recission bill for Congress. They can beg their own state for some money - salary, staff, travel, etc..

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 01:09 PM (VNX3d)

253 Public benefits should be taxed.

Unemployment is taxes, Social Security is taxed, survivor benefits are taxed and on and on...

but not welfare.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2025 01:09 PM (t0Rmr)

254 Republicans: $30k+ SALT deduction for federal taxpayers to pay NY residents taxes, but they won’t drop any NFA taxes.

Got it. Fucking weaklings.

****

Still funding NPR and PBS, too?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 15, 2025 01:10 PM (l3YAf)

255 Henry Lee Summer >> Summer Lee

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 15, 2025 01:10 PM (2J/Lj)

256
Do this and there will suddenly be - what's the current US population? - 325 million black descendants of slaves. Including ones with Deep South names like Helgstadt, Chin, Patel, Zamperini and Czerczin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2025 01:10 PM (QnmlO)

257 >>>Really really tired of having to listen to angry Black women with fire engine red lipstick and perpetual scowls.

I would highly suggest avoiding the Post Office, the DMV, really any government office at all

Posted by: brak at May 15, 2025 01:10 PM (jGJov)

258 NOOD Hypocrite

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2025 01:10 PM (/HDaX)

259 232 If only the South had had longbows.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2025 01:03 PM (A2D3h)

So we could live in a Today with the north being Southern Canada and the south being North Haiti.

No thanks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2025 01:04 PM (yvnLa)

Or perhaps we'd have a nation without an all-powerful central government working ever harder to erect a multitude of New Offices, and send hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. Where fuckheads with guns and clipboards would leave family farmers alone without seizing their duck ponds as protected wetlands. Without each state being a vassal of a Royal DC. Districts to their Capitol, where they live in excess and decadence at our expense.

Posted by: Alternative theory at May 15, 2025 01:11 PM (TbWk/)

260 Mike Johnson. Could care a better man out of an over ripe banana.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2025 01:11 PM (wBaIH)

261 I thought, at first, Mike Johnson was trying.
Now, I think he's very trying.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 01:12 PM (ggv1C)

262 Out of complete ignorance, my comfort zone, I would guess Cali would treat all the departing billionaires' unrealized appreciation as if they had sold at their exit date, forcing sales of property and businesses.

It's also what the Feds do if a "rich" person worth more than $2 million dollars wants to leave America and US citizenship behind,.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 15, 2025 01:12 PM (MMp6W)

263
Slavery is part of the Shameful Legacy of Colonialism. It's the British, French, Dutch and Spanish who should pay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2025 01:12 PM (QnmlO)

264 Let's put in a recission bill for Congress. They can beg their own state for some money - salary, staff, travel, etc..

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 01:09 PM (VNX3d)



We quietly cancelled all the rescission votes on the DOGE fraud issues that surfaced, so I don't think my colleagues are ready for a similar bill on their own federal budget,

Plus, it threatens the momentum from the 2024 election. Right now we are focused on 2026, getting this debt ceiling increased and then we will get to those things you wanted.

Just hang in there.

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at May 15, 2025 01:13 PM (8hq5W)

265 244 A no-name minority member introducing a bill is less than failure theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla
--------------

For Dems it's all about getting re-elected. Her campaign, now, has several winning sound bites coming and in the can.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 01:14 PM (ggv1C)

266 So Barack has to pay Moochelle.

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2025 01:15 PM (WOIGB)

267 265 For Dems it's all about getting re-elected. Her campaign, now, has several winning sound bites coming and in the can.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 01:14 PM (ggv1C)

======

She was probably in no danger of losing.

But she does get to put in fundraising emails that she did this.

Which will make her money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 15, 2025 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

268 "massive federal payouts for descendants of Black Americans"

Huh? Wouldn't that make them Black Americans?

Posted by: Heresolong at May 15, 2025 01:31 PM (FSbq+)

269 I'm all for reparations, starting with the original party of slavery, secession, and segregation, the Democrats.
Confiscate all, 100%, of their bank accounts. Liquidate their stocks, bonds, and real estate.
And distribute it to the inner cities they have turned into violent, filthy, drug infested, third world hell holes.

Posted by: Checklight at May 15, 2025 01:35 PM (6VEbr)

270 "Seeks trillions of dollars in reparations, citing slavery, Jim Crow, and systemic racism as justification."

The Democrat Party's proud heritage

I support the DNC/KKK paying Reparations. to their former servants.

Posted by: Noovuss at May 15, 2025 01:43 PM (ARNLL)

271 Due to how our society has raised us, we can only be wealth consumers. so feed us

Posted by: gov'theretohelp at May 15, 2025 01:43 PM (PfnFb)

272 Sure. "Reparations." Right after they pay the bill for modernity. Absent slavery, every african on the planet still would be living in a mud hut, drinking polluted water they hauled themselves, and being chased by predators. They can FIRST pay the bill for electricity, water, sewage grids, houses, paved roads, mechanized transport, electrical and electronic communications, literacy and libraries... and THEN get back to us about "reparations." Fair's fair.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at May 15, 2025 02:46 PM (029Oi)

273 Why not the "Back to Africa" bill.

Since we know South Africa without white people will be a utopia of creativity, innovation, and prosperity, we as a country should offer those who want to move there free airfare, and no cost citizenship renunciation. It's the least we cam do for all those black people harmed by the evil USA.

It's selfish that the USA is keeping so many people who will usher in the Wakanda the world is dreaming of.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 15, 2025 02:53 PM (6R/ns)

274 273 Why not the "Back to Africa" bill.

Since we know South Africa without white people will be a utopia of creativity, innovation, and prosperity, we as a country should offer those who want to move there free airfare, and no cost citizenship renunciation. It's the least we cam do for all those black people harmed by the evil USA.

It's selfish that the USA is keeping so many people who will usher in the Wakanda the world is dreaming of.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 15, 2025 02:53 PM (6R/ns)

Have we met?

Posted by: Liberia at May 15, 2025 03:49 PM (WqK+k)

275 263
Slavery is part of the Shameful Legacy of Colonialism. It's the British, French, Dutch and Spanish who should pay.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2025 01:12 PM (QnmlO)

(Whew!)

Posted by: Ottoman Empire at May 15, 2025 03:50 PM (WqK+k)

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