The Morning Report — 5/ 14 /25

Good morning kids. So criminal scum Democrats but I repeat repeat repeat myself engage in the violent interference of law enforcement agents in carrying out their duties by rounding up illegal aliens for deportation/repatriation in Newark NJ but instead of even attempting to fake contrition we get threats.

During an exchange with Fox News reporter Chad Pergram, [Haeem] Jeffries repeatedly said “they’ll find out” when pressed what might happen if the House Democrats involved in the incident were to be arrested by federal authorities or get sanctioned. . .
. . . “It’s a red line. It’s very clear,” Jeffries said. “First of all, I think that the so-called Homeland Security spokesperson is a joke. It’s a joke. They know better than to go down that road. And it’s been made loudly and abundantly clear to the Trump administration. We’re not going to be intimidated by their tactics.”

Is that a threat or a promise, Hakeem? In the immortal words of legendary Democrat Joseph Stalin, "How many divisions does Hakeem Jeffries have?" I assume he has some way of mobilizing some of the 11-plus million illegal alien invaders Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants allowed in during his fraudulent term, or some number of Schakowsky/Creamer Antifa affiliated rent-a-thugs.

Of course there's always everyone's favorite braying Moscow-mule-slinging dimwitted Donkey-chompers mouth:

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has warned the Trump administration that they will be in for a “problem” if they arrest any more Democrats. The congresswoman issued her warning in an Instagram video posted on Sunday in response to the recent arrests of three Democrat New Jersey members of the House — Reps. Bonnie Watson Coleman, Rob Menendez, and LaMonica McIver — during a visit to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention center. AOC accused the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) of “public intimidation.”

She wouldn't know from problems if they hit her in the face, which maybe they are:

AOC’s town halls used to be monthly events – now are only held once in a blue moon, there’s virtually no way to get in a question, and sometimes she only phones in and doesn’t bother coming in person, galled constituents said. The latest town hall took place in Jackson Heights last month. It turned into a mess with AOC only taking six questions before she fled.. . .Jackson Heights resident Gloria Contreras pointed out that AOC only tackles issues if it gets national attention: “She’s about her and getting worldwide attention while ignoring her constituents.”
. . . The constituents still fume over AOC’s killing of an opportunity to bring an Amazon headquarters to Queens, which would have created 25,000 jobs. The thing is…will the district keep voting in AOC?

Well I think to ask the question is to answer it. If not her, then a clone of her. The problem is the constituents are thoroughly brainwashed into believing the myths, shibboleths and lies about the nation and society in which they are a part. Crack that nut and the Democrat/Left would go the way of the Dodo.

But that said, in poll after poll not only on the issue of the border and immigration (illegal and otherwise), the Democrat/Left are on the short end of the stick across a broad spectrum of the American electorate including some of the bluest districts in the nation. Yeah, Jackson Heights and Corona are solidly Latino but Latinos understand that it's they more than anyone who have to deal with the violence of the illegal aliens in their midst more than anyone else. It's why blacks and other minorities ultimately recoiled from the anti-police and decriminalization of crime movement that took over the Democrat party in the wake of the 2020 mostly peaceful summer of love.

There is a definite political and cultural realignment happening that I think (hope and pray!) will have long-term positive ramifications for the nation and society going forward.

Many of the Democrat/Left's sacred cows - and sacrilegious udders like AOC - are being rejected by younger and younger cohorts like Gen Z and that is not good news going forward for Leftism and Democrat electoral success, election thievery notwithstanding.

So what is left for the old Red Guard but to turn to violence and stupidity, like yet another impeachment attempt, this time over the idiotic kerfluffle ginned up by the Qatari jumbo jet gift to Trump.

As the congressman’s seven articles of impeachment are privileged, under House rules, Congress is forced to vote within two legislative days on whether to send the resolution to committee or table it.
House Democrats reportedly “erupted into fury and profane invective” over Thanedar’s gambit, telling Axios that the vote will put a lot of Democrats in a tough position.
“It’s going to cause Democrats in [competitive] seats to make tough decisions,” said one House Democrat.

Keep plucking that Chicken, Democrats! All the way to 2028 and beyond.

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ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

A New Haven woman was criminally charged when she was wrongly identified as a woman who used a racial pejorative against a parking lot attendant.
In New Haven, it’s not free speech if you hurt someone’s feelings
Robert Spencer: The Left’s idolatry of violence is nothing new.
Emma Goldman: ‘Revolution is Indeed a Violent Process’

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE

We heard repeated horror stories about DOGE’s devastating spending cuts, too. Actual result: Spending is up 7% over last year.
Epic Narrative Fail: Federal Revenue Surges 9% Despite Predictions Of Decline
President Trump wants China’s automakers to build cars in the U.S., but modern vehicle technology makes that a national security risk.
Keep Chinese Cars Off American Roads
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
“Overall consumer prices increased 2.3% from a year earlier, down from 2.4% rise the previous month.”
Inflation Hits Four Year Low in April, Eggs Fell 12.7% From March
Escalating egg prices became a major focal point for voter anger over inflation in last year’s political campaigns.
Cheaper By the Dozen: Egg Prices Dropped 18% in April
Americans’ taxes will skyrocket $4.3 trillion and send the U.S. economy in a tailspin down to “the center of the Earth” - if Congress fails to extend the Trump tax cuts set to expire at the end of the year - Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) warns.
Sen. Kennedy: Blocking Reconciliation Bill Means Supporting $4.3 Trillion Tax Increase on Americans
The American people support Trump and his tariffs, even if corporate America doesn’t.
A Warning To Big Retail: Stick With America First

CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
ICE officials claimed the Democrat officials, including Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, were pushing and shoving among a crowd of protesters at the Delaney Hall detention center last week.
Titty-Caca Ocasio-Cortez Warns: Trump Admin Will Have a ‘Problem’ if More Democrats Arrested
"We're not going to be intimidated by their tactics," said Hakeem Jeffries.
Dem Leader Warns Any Arrests Of Colleagues For ICE Breach Would Cross His ‘Red Line’
"BIDEN/HARRIS BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Advocates say a remittance fee could boost the economy without hurting American citizens.
This New Tax Could Stop Illegal Immigration And Keep Money From Cartels
When did courts become international welfare agencies?
Judges should not have the power to give foreign nationals the right to resettle in US
Margot Cleveland: It will do little to stop the lower courts from continuing to flood the country with nationwide injunctions interfering with the Trump Administration.
Even If SCOTUS Gives Trump A Win On Birthright Citizenship, It Will Not End Partisan Lawfare
While U.S. District Judge Stephanie Haines ruled the Trump administration’s description of TdA’s predatory incursion into the United States was faithful to the Alien Enemies Act definition of “predatory incursions in 1798,” she also found the Trump administration had not provided “individual detainees” subject to deportation adequate amount of notice.
Judge Backs Trump’s Use of Alien Enemies Act to Deport Tren de Aragua Gangsters
Unfortunately, rural communities are too often an easy target for gang criminals (though Anti-Tren is also an issue in New York City), Charles stated. That’s the case in his home state of Maine: “We don’t have the infrastructure in a very rural state to put patrols up through the northern part of the state and, frankly, to even keep drugs from coming in and the gangs from coming here.” (I'd think rural Americans are armed to the teeth - jjs)
Expert Highlights Illegal Alien Gang’s Threat to Rural Americans
Democrats are forcing America’s long-standing commitment to due process to become a suicide pact, an idea that cannot survive the illegal alien onslaught.
Decimation, Due Process, and Deportations
Tutu Lives
The Episcopal Church betrays refugees – because they’re whites from South Africa.
“The two charges carry a maximum penalty of six years in prison,” as well as a $350,000 fine, according to the outlet. . . The indictment of Dugan comes after the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) arrested Dugan when she allegedly helped an illegal migrant escape arrest. FBI Director Kash Patel revealed at the time that Dugan had been arrested “on charges of obstruction.
Grand Jury Indicts Wisconsin Judge Who Helped Migrant Escape ICE
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND BIDEN
Mohammed reportedly became Hamas military chief after Israel eliminated his notorious brother Yahya Sinwar in October 2024.
Hamas Leader Mohammed Sinwar, Brother of Eliminated Yahya Sinwar, Targeted In Massive Strike On Gaza Hospital Tunnels
Media watchdog Honest Reporting: “Eslaiah held a grenade in one hand and a camera in the other, documenting Hamas’ massacre inside Israel.”
Report: IDF Drone Strike Eliminates Hamas ‘Journalist’ Who Invaded Israel on October 7
Daniel Greenfield: A badly invented people with no roots in Israel.
The 'Palestinian' Myth
Daniel Greenfield part deux: Calling for the destruction of Israel is free speech. Calling for the destruction of Hamas isn't.
NHL Suspends Minority Team Owner for Calling for Destruction of Hamas
ASSAD REGIME COLLAPSES"
President Donald J. Trump has announced he “will be ordering the cessation of sanctions against Syria in order to give them a chance at greatness” at the Saudi-U.S. Investment Forum. The America First leader said Syria had “seen so much misery and death” over its years of civil war, and that he hoped the new regime would “hopefully succeed in stabilizing the country and keeping peace.”
Trump Ending Sanctions on Syria to ‘Give Them a Chance at Greatness.’
The two leaders met on the sidelines of the Gulf Cooperation Council in Riyadh on Wednesday.
Trump urges Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa to sign Abraham Accords recognizing Israel

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Hasan “HasanAbi” Piker, a top streamer on Amazon’s Twitch platform, was detained by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport on Sunday. Piker, boasting over six million followers across social media, openly supports the Houthis—a designated terrorist organization operating out of Yemen—and their attacks on civilian shipping and sailors. Piker, who was raised in Turkey, previously said that “America deserved 9/11” and stated Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX), who lost an eye during a deployment in Iraq, “literally los[t] his eye because some mujahideen—a brave f***ing soldier—f***ed his eye hole with their d**k.”
Pro-Terrorist Twitch Streamer Hasan Piker Detained at U.S. Airport.
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
The federal government doesn’t have common law jurisdiction, and so has spent 250 years building a growing list of statutory crimes.
Donald Trump Just Made It Harder To Go To Federal Prison
A Canadian poll finds that racial minorities don’t believe drug enforcement is bigoted.
The Left Thinks Drug Criminalization Is Racist. Minorities Disagree
In the true crime case that gripped America in the 1990s, the Menendez Brothers were convicted of first-degree murder after they brutally shot and killed their father, José, and their mother, Kitty, a former beauty queen. In the first prosecution, the brothers walked due to two hung juries and a mistrial after the defense successfully argued they killed their parents in a panic after confronting their father about years of sexual abuse. Two years later, when prosecuted a second time, the sexual abuse failed to sway the jury, and the brothers were convicted.
Judge Reduces Menendez Brothers’ Sentence: Eligible for Parole
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
President Donald Trump won the 2016 election as an outsider businessman who had never served in public office, defeating former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and shocking the political and media establishment. Cillizza, on “To the Contrary With Charlie Sykes,” said Americans knew exactly what they were voting for in 2024 due to Trump already serving a term as president. (which means they were desperate to get him back! - jjs)
Chris (shill-lizard) Cillizza Explains Why He Thinks 2024 Election Was ‘Much More Important’ Than 2016
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
The move follows Zeldin targeting other tax incentives from a New York climate law and green grants from the Biden junta as part of a renewable energy push.
EPA chief Lee Zeldin to kill car feature ‘everyone hates’
Several companies that former DOE loan czar Jigar Shah gave money to are now in dire financial straits
Biden's Energy Loan Czar Gave Green Companies Billions. Now He's Working To Move Them Overseas.
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Garber’s letter highlighted Harvard’s shared interest in tackling discrimination but argued that the administration’s recent decision to cut over $2 billion in federal grants from the school — due to its alleged failure to protect Jewish students and continued use of affirmative action policies — harmed its independence and ability to institute change. While Garber recently promised to address the problems identified by the Department of Education (ED), he declined to bend the knee to the department’s prior demands, stating the school had its own plan for dealing with the situation, resulting in the administration cutting an additional $450 million in federal grants.
Harvard Bargains With Trump Administration And Loses Another $450 Million In Federal Grants
The Golden State’s education priorities are terribly misguided, schools are bleeding students, and teachers are being laid off.
California Schools Are a Mess

ABORTION
Tragically, abortion not only kills unborn babies in horrific and brutal ways, but it also has seriously traumatizing effects on the mothers. This is what PP and Democrats — yes, and even some Republicans — are celebrating. How can we expect God to bless America so long as we allow the mass murder of unborn babies?
Mass Murder: Planned Parenthood Killed Record 402K Babies in 2023-2024
THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH
Democrat lawfare operative and elections attorney Marc Elias has filed a lawsuit against the State of Wyoming to make it easier for noncitizens to vote in the state’s elections. Elias’s lawsuit targets a new state law that will soon take effect and requires those registering to vote to provide election officials with documented proof of citizenship. These documents can include a U.S. passport, naturalization papers, a birth certificate, and other official government forms of identification only available to citizens.
Democrat Lawfare Guru Marc Elias Sues State Over Law Preventing Noncitizen Voting.
‘The question is deliberately confusing, employing vague terminology … and technical language … likely to be misunderstood by the average voter,’ the lawsuit reads.
Lawsuit: Maine Elections Chief Used ‘Misleading’ Language In Voter ID Ballot Initiative
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
Senate minority leader to place hold on DOJ political nominees until more clarity is given.
Schemer Moves To Inflict Pain On Trump Over $400 Million ‘Flying Palace’ From Qatar
“It’s going to cause Democrats in [competitive] seats to make tough decisions,” said one House Democrat.
Report: House Dems ‘Erupt in Fury’ After Colleague Forces Futile Impeachment Vote Targeting Trump
Sharpe James served jail time after using his position to help a former girlfriend purchase and flip city property
NJ Gubernatorial Hopeful Says Former Newark Mayor Convicted of Fraud ‘Helped Define Me, My Values’
“This woman has done nothing for the community she was once again elected to serve.”
TItty-Caca AOC’s Constituents Lash Out: ‘She’s About Her and Getting Worldwide Attention’
POLITICS
The manufactured hysteria over Ukraine and Russia, Russia, Russia was enough to make (Malig-Nancy Pelosi) speaker. There’s no requirement that history repeat itself, of course, but the circumstances are eerily similar. The outcome is still within Trump’s control, and it would be tragic if he gives the Dems an opening to derail his presidency.
Michael Goodwin: Trump recklessly accepting a plane from Qatar is the type of unnecessary risk that could ruin his presidency
“…the finding ‘necessitated further evaluation.'”
Doctors Find Small Nodule in Biden’s Prostate (X-Rays show it to be the Burisma corporate seal - jjs)
Former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden‘s doctor, Kevin O’Connor, warned White House aides that if he had suffered another fall in 2023 or 2024, the octogenarian Democrat would need to be confined to a wheelchair and face an arduous recovery. The revelations on Biden’s physical state are made in a new book authored by Axios’s Alex Thompson and CNN’s Jake Tapper—well after Biden had already left office.“
REVEALED: Top Doc Said Biden Was One Fall from a Wheelchair in 2024 Run-Up.
The media say Republicans are doomed because of one state Supreme Court loss. But the bigger context reveals something different.
Dear GOP: Calm Down, It’s Just Wisconsin
Democrats tout “abundance” while preserving the scarcity their policies created—proof that rhetoric is cheap, but real reform threatens their power base.
In Search of Authentic Abundance
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Robert Spencer: Pushing back the specter of nuclear war from the world once again.
Trump Announces US-Brokered India-Pakistan Ceasefire
Trump is embarking on the first formal international tour of the second term of his presidency, beginning in Saudi Arabia. He is expected to then travel to Qatar and the United Arab Emirates (UAE) with an itinerary focusing on a variety of issues including economic cooperation, the ongoing war between Israel and the jihadist terror group Hamas, and efforts to resolve the Russian invasion of Ukraine. In Saudi Arabia, Trump is expected to attend the Saudi-US Investment Forum and a meeting of Gulf Arab leaders later on Tuesday.
Trump Gets ‘Purple Carpet’ Treatment in Saudi Arabia: ‘VIP Lounge,’ Gourmet Coffee
On the plus side, Saudi Arabia will bring the endangered Arabian leopard to the Smithsonian’s National Zoo.
Trump, Saudi Arabia Sign $600 Billion Investment Deal
'It is God's job to sit in judgment, my job to defend America.'
From The Middle East, Trump Vows To Defend America With ‘Devastating Force’
This is the first time the Trump administration has specifically sanctioned individual scientists working to build an Iranian nuclear bomb
Trump Admin Targets Iranian Nuclear Scientists in New Round of Sanctions
Certain conditions must be met. Without them, there’s no way Donald Trump or the USA can move forward.
Before We Make a Deal with Iran
The senators' resolution comes amid concerns of Russian meddling and an unclear administration stance on enrichment
GOP Senators Demand 'Full Dismantlement and Destruction of Iran's Nuclear Program' as Trump Admin Negotiates With Tehran
Their warning to the West.
Iranian Dissidents Abroad on American Negotiations with Iran
Other Chinese-funded programs announced by Xi include a “civilization program” to champion “development, fairness, justice, democracy, and freedom;” a “peace program;” and a “people-to-people” program that will allegedly see China provide Chinese-funded training projects.
Xi Jinping Debuts Massive Influence Programs at Latin American Leftist Summit in Beijing
Germany’s general state debt spiral should be a constant feature in daily headlines.
Germany’s Fiscal Suicide

DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth sends out a message to Jihadists.
Embrace Your Inner Kafir
Despite audits failing and costs ballooning, the Pentagon's $1 Trillion budget keeps growing—fueled by “wish lists,” lobbying, and jets that can’t fly when needed.
Unbridled: How Massive Pentagon Spending Happens by Design
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Democrats don’t care enough about drug costs to collaborate. Any desire Democrats have to solve problems is dwarfed by their scorn for Trump.
Dems Sworn To Oppose Trump Land Awkwardly On The Side Of Higher Drug Prices
Biden junta's NIH had not proceeded to do a formal investigation of the health impacts on the people of the chemically contaminated region.
NIH Plan Major Health Study Involving East Palestine, OH, Train Derailment Exposure Victims
U.S. Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins indicated the move was made in the interest of the nation’s food security.
U.S. Halts Import of Livestock from Mexico over New World Screwworm Threat
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
It is puzzling however that SpaceX is not included in this list, even though all its competitors are. I suspect this is because SpaceX’s Starshield version of Starlink is covered under different military programs and contracts. Or it could be that politics forced the military to exclude it in this case. Or there could be some other reason that defies logic. Understanding the byzantine workings of the government’s bureaucracy is often impossible.
Pentagon raises the list of companies that can bid on space infrastructure projects to almost two dozen
As these conclusions are based on lab work and analysis of images, there remains great uncertainty. Nonetheless, the results help reinforce the arguments that the geological features we see on Mars were formed not by flowing liquid water but by other processes, such as glaciers of ice.
Scientists: Martian gullies formed by CO2 frost, not water flows
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Four of the United Kingdom’s largest LGBT Pride organizations have announced a ban on political parties participating in their events in an official capacity, citing solidarity with transgenders. Birmingham, Brighton, London, and Manchester Pride groups issued a joint statement explaining the decision, which they said was driven by a lack of commitment to transgenderism among political parties.
LGBT Groups Refuse to Allow Party Involvement Until Politicians Usurp Supreme Court.
The Supreme Court is reviewing a Colorado law that regulates mental health practitioners by banning conversion therapy.
Colorado’s gender confusion
The bill, recently passed by the Republican-controlled Pennsylvania Senate in a 32-18 vote — with five Democrats joining Republicans — seeks to limit participation in female school sports teams to individuals who are biologically female. Now headed to the state House of Representatives, the proposal aims to protect competitive fairness, athletic opportunity, and safety for female athletes across the commonwealth.
Democrat Pennsylvania State Rep Flatly Tells Teen Girls He Will Block Bill Protecting Women’s Sports
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
The 12-Foot Lie in Times Square.
Monument to Nothing
Do our enemies think and believe as we do?
From Critical Consciousness to Oikophobia
Christian Toto: New, shocking details about Biden's decline tie directly to Hollywood liberals
Kimmel, Clooney Have Some Serious Explaining to Do
On Facebook, Dove limited users’ ability to comment on the video.
Dove Slammed For Using Masculine Model To Advertise Women’s Products … Again
HITHER & YON
"Obviously, a person no longer with us cannot represent a threat to the integrity of the game."
Hall Of Fame Ahead? MLB Removes Pete Rose, ‘Shoeless’ Joe Jackson, From Ineligible List

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Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:25 AM (vFG9F)

2 Whut?

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:26 AM (vFG9F)

3 Good morning, one and all!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 07:27 AM (jjoN6)

4 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 14, 2025 07:27 AM (53oGX)

5 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2025 07:27 AM (6UfSb)

6 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:27 AM (ExV1e)

7 Good morning.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:29 AM (A2D3h)

8 Yonder Horde.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 07:29 AM (Q4IgG)

9 "Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has warned the Trump administration that they will be in for a “problem” if they arrest any more Democrats."

I bet PDT is shaking in his Sheikh Suit.

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:30 AM (vFG9F)

10 happy hump day

time for content before work starts

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 14, 2025 07:31 AM (v6XNT)

11 The Dems need to take a hint from Chris Rock on "How to not get your ass kicked by the police.". I think number one was "Obey the law."

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 14, 2025 07:33 AM (vd6bO)

12 Willowed:

"But human genetic entropy will render the human race unable to reproduce itself in less than 10,000 years."

Wait, I thought we were supposed to evolve into something...fitter...fittest....fitterist.

Posted by: Don in SoCo
-

If I understand Science correctly we just need to get a couple of people to stand in a mud puddle and then run a jolt of electricity through them.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex that will pursue beauty regardless of status or income at May 14, 2025 07:33 AM (oHo5e)

13 >Inflation Hits Four Year Low in April, Eggs Fell 12.7% From March

>Cheaper By the Dozen: Egg Prices Dropped 18% in April
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unless you live in Colorado

$5.49
$0.46/each
SNAP EBT
Kroger® Grade AA Large Cage Free White Eggs
12 ct

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 07:33 AM (AOsQT)

14 also slight change to name field

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 07:34 AM (oHo5e)

15 We heard repeated horror stories about DOGE’s devastating spending cuts, too. Actual result: Spending is up 7% over last year.

Sadly, the article does not go into what percentage of that spending increase is due to:

- previously dedicated spending which has not been stopped.
- spending which would be stopped but for the actions of rogue judges.
- inflation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:35 AM (ExV1e)

16 Michael Goodwin: Trump recklessly accepting a plane from Qatar is the type of unnecessary risk that could ruin his presidency

Labeling this as "recklessly' already puts my hackles up and tells me you're not a serious person. IMO, this is all a tempest in a teapot and within two weeks the left will have a new manufactured scandal to complain about. By this time next year, we'll be saying, "Qatar jet? What Qatar jet?"

But what do I know? I'm just an asshole commenter on a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 07:37 AM (Dg2sF)

17 Usually if your name is Hakeem you are a pimp or a cab driver.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 14, 2025 07:38 AM (jZ3ZM)

18 "Senate minority leader to place hold on DOJ political nominees until more clarity is given."

And since no answer will ever be good enough for that little shitweasel, we know that the nominees won't be confirmed.

They will never forgive Trump for beating Hillary.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 07:39 AM (jjoN6)

19 After all the stuff we have given other countries why is it so bad that another country gives us something?

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

20 MP4, at this point, if the media breathlessly reports on it, i'm sure it's a manufactured crisis that's going to die down in 3 days when they jump to the next one.

I know the man and his administration aren't perfect, but at this point, i couldn't care less about the "mistakes" they make.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 14, 2025 07:41 AM (v6XNT)

21 "Senate minority leader to place hold on DOJ political nominees until more clarity is given."

And since no answer will ever be good enough for that little shitweasel, we know that the nominees won't be confirmed.

They will never forgive Trump for beating Hillary.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 07:39 AM (jjoN6)

how exactly does that work? don't we only need 51 to confirm?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 14, 2025 07:42 AM (v6XNT)

22 What has Bonnie Watson Coleman ever done to be worthy of three names?
Why can't she just go by Bonnie Coleman?

Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at May 14, 2025 07:42 AM (dg+HA)

23 I don't know who Goodwin is, but he sounds like a real pussy. Reee ree ree.

Shut it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2025 07:43 AM (BI5O2)

24 Donald Trump Just Made It Harder To Go To Federal Prison

For those of you who avoid following the links... noted legal commentator AlexTheChick is quoted heavily here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:43 AM (ExV1e)

25 >After all the stuff we have given other countries why is it so bad that another country gives us something?
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well, it's not so much what we're being given, but who's giving it that people object to

IMO YMMV

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 07:43 AM (AOsQT)

26 Americans’ taxes will skyrocket $4.3 trillion and send the U.S. economy in a tailspin down to “the center of the Earth” - if Congress fails to extend the Trump tax cuts set to expire at the end of the year - Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) warns.

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Of course the Democrats want to have taxes skyrocket on the American people. They'll vote accordingly. And then they'll blame Trump for the tax increases. I'm naively thinking if it's a party line vote, it will pass and they won't get their way. But we have a cadre of detestable scoundrels on our side who would be happy to join in with the D's just to make Trump look bad and hurt the American people in the process.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2025 07:43 AM (qBdHI)

27 “ But he was pierced for our transgressions,
he was crushed for our iniquities;
the punishment that brought us peace was on him,
and by his wounds we are healed.”

Isaiah 53:5

Posted by: Marcus T at May 14, 2025 07:44 AM (+odgu)

28 AOC’s Constituents Lash Out: ‘She’s About Her and Getting Worldwide Attention’

You
Voted
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This

Have a steamy cup of STFU or do something about it.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 07:45 AM (jjoN6)

29 That Dove commercial is sickening. It's an obvious man. He also looks like a flamer. Guess I'll have to scratch another off the list of things I will no longer support.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2025 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

30 "But human genetic entropy will render the human race unable to reproduce itself in less than 10,000 years."
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That's exactly someone who knows nothing about the reality of life or genetics.

Hint, for the atheist: Life is the opposite of entropy.

Also, I'm highly skeptical that entropy actually exists outside of hypothesis or artificial conditions.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 07:46 AM (NwfFc)

31 *Usually if your name is Hakeem you are a pimp or a cab driver.*

Judges would also have accepted Parking Garage Attendant.

Posted by: Game show announcer voice at May 14, 2025 07:47 AM (dg+HA)

32 "But human genetic entropy will render the human race unable to reproduce itself in less than 10,000 years."

I saw that on a Star Trek. We will just transfer into glowing orbs.

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

33 You know who should have a 24 foot statue in Time Square? Me. I have fed and employed billions and billions and nothing, nada, zero. Ungrateful bastards.

Posted by: Zombie Ray Kroc, American Hero at May 14, 2025 07:50 AM (xofCm)

34 how exactly does that work? don't we only need 51 to confirm?

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I'd like to know this too. Assuming there are 51 votes to confirm (and that's saying a lot with Murkowski, Collins, Tillis, etc. who will be eager to "have concerns" about the plane and torpedo nominees) how does Schumer have power to stop anything?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2025 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

35 Scientists: Martian gullies formed by CO2 frost, not water flows

Impossible! Modern science tells us that if CO2 is present then the planet in question is an inferno. The idea of "CO2 frost" is ludicrous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

36 "Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has warned the Trump administration that they will be in for a “problem” if they arrest any more Democrats."
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You mean like when he arrested your judge for aiding an illegal?
Over your outrage and dire pronouncements?
And the public ... sided with Trump?

Looks like you are copying your Dear Leader, the Jug-Eared Fuck, and saying, "don't call my bluff."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 07:52 AM (NwfFc)

37
LOL.

Guys - Saikat Chakrabarti and Cenk Uyghur held a casting call for social media THOTs, and then picked the dumbest influencer with the biggest tits to run in your district, and YOU WENT FOR IT, and now you're surprised that she's a shameless self-promoter & narcissist?

If it weren't for Justice Democrats, AOC would be pimping skin cream on TikTok and trying to promote some meme coin for a rug pull.

Don't feign indignation. These girls are on every screen you look at, and you know what she is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2025 07:53 AM (BI5O2)

38 You know who should have a 24 foot statue in Time Square? Me. I have fed and employed billions and billions and nothing, nada, zero. Ungrateful bastards.
Posted by: Zombie Ray Kroc, American Hero at May 14, 2025 07:50 AM (xofCm)

You were a failed, bitter salesman with shiny pants and holes in your shoes until you stumbled over the McDonald brothers and swindled them out of their company.

And your fries taste like Grimace's taint.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 07:53 AM (Dg2sF)

39 "Senate minority leader to place hold on DOJ political nominees until more clarity is given."

And since no answer will ever be good enough for that little shitweasel, we know that the nominees won't be confirmed.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 07:39 AM (jjoN6)

All of which could be solved by recessing the Senate. So that won't happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

40 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 07:54 AM (Ior/p)

41 After all the stuff we have given other countries why is it so bad that another country gives us something?
Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

Because editorial writers said so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

42 I've never used Reddit til recently, but it's great, and I've been going to it for fun since I researched something on it a a couple months ago.

People there talk about every conceivable topic, so it's useful up to a point, and then it becomes hilarious.

Go check out literally any topic. "Which brand of camera should I get for this type of shooting?" "How to encourage or discourage Bermuda grass." Anything.

The first few responses to the person's initial question will be reasonable and informative, but within *minutes* it will be a melee. "Bermuda grass is a MAGA grass! No, zoysia grass is white supremacy, KYS bigot! GoPro has the best camera ideology! DJI is a tool of corporate fascism!"

It's AWESOME.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2025 07:54 AM (BI5O2)

43 I saw that Derek Chauvin is likely getting a pardon so the left can crank up social violence in pursuit of their goals.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 07:55 AM (oHo5e)

44 how exactly does that work? don't we only need 51 to confirm?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 14, 2025 07:42 AM (v6XNT)

IIRC, a hold means that it cannot go to a vote. That rule could be changed but it won't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

45 The old adage works 100% of the time: if the media says “Trump says/did X and you should be angry” then it is a lie.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 14, 2025 07:56 AM (FSGZq)

46 *Usually if your name is Hakeem you are a pimp or a cab driver.*

Judges would also have accepted Parking Garage Attendant.
Posted by: Game show announcer voice at May 14, 2025 07:47 AM (dg+HA)

Or you're in charge of garbage at McDowell's.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2025 07:56 AM (Aqu9a)

47 What has Bonnie Watson Coleman ever done to be worthy of three names?
Why can't she just go by Bonnie Coleman?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at May 14, 2025 07:42 AM (dg+HA)

She's planning on assassinating someone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

48 Another link to the issues facing Baltimore residents.

https://tinyurl.com/mf7szeyz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2025 07:56 AM (a1415)

49 > If it weren't for Justice Democrats, AOC would be pimping skin cream on TikTok and trying to promote some meme coin for a rug pull.

Don't feign indignation. These girls are on every screen you look at, and you know what she is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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This

And it's not out of the realm of possibilities that her reelection was rigged to keep her in place... managed and controlled.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 07:57 AM (Q4IgG)

50 Doctors Find Small Nodule in Biden’s Prostate
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Are they sure it's not his brain?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2025 07:58 AM (1bNHn)

51 > I saw that Derek Chauvin is likely getting a pardon so the left can crank up social violence in pursuit of their goals.
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With the proverbial shoe on the other foot, the left is now threatening moar violence. As if the previous 8 years weren't enough, the last 4 especially hard on conservatives, the left is now threating us again.

However, unlike us the left doesn't have the temperament to stop the violence they'll instigate once it gets rolling and out of hand. No, they'll go balls-to-the-wall with it.

And the civil unrest that results will be Trump's (and by extension, our fault.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 07:58 AM (Q4IgG)

52 Kimmel, Clooney Have Some Serious Explaining to Do
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Why? We know they lied, and why they lied. Anyone who doesn't get it is beyond all hope.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2025 07:59 AM (1bNHn)

53 Reposted, as this is big:
The PA judge's ruling allowing Trump to use the Alien Enemies Act has a huge point: Pirates.

She notes that, when the Act was written, the use of "incursions" was used--at the time--in reference to both pirates and robbers.

Gangs like TdA didn't exist at the time. But, organized criminal groups like pirates and robbers did.

So the rulings that forbid Trump's use are fatally flawed: They all focus almost solely on the must activity be directed by a foreign country.

1) The same young nation that sent a navy to bomb Tripoli pirates knew damned good and well what they were doing when they wrote the Act and used "incursion"
2) reading into the Act a requirement that "incursion" be directed by a nation renders the section superfluous--the prior subsection already permitted removal directed by a nation.
Statutory interpretation should be read to give every part full effect, not read to obviate or eliminate one section over another.

Anyway, you can see where the SCOTUS _should_ end up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 07:59 AM (VB+S+)

54 And it's not out of the realm of possibilities that her reelection was rigged to keep her in place... managed and controlled.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 07:57 AM (Q4IgG)
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I'd say it's a certainty that her election was deliberately controlled to put her in place to cause as much damage as possible.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2025 08:00 AM (7fElN)

55 Evil has always manifested itself in the “law”. Its promulgation by the unrighteous is as deliberate as it is meant to be subversive. It allows them to couch their vicious and hideous objectives in moral terms, “good” vs. evil, “just” vs. unjust, “equitable” vs. inequitable, and so on. Its corruption is as old as time, and it has always been the favorite tool of the wicked, which is why it is the Democrats sine qua non. Just look at what they have done and are attempting to do. The “law” is no longer just, or blind nor are the courts neutral. The eyes of justice are wide open and focused on eliminating anyone in the way of Democrats ambition. The evidence is all around us for everyone to see. The only uncertainty is how far they will go to grab power and put their foot on the neck of liberty.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 14, 2025 08:00 AM (+odgu)

56 Small Prostate Nodules was a great blog back in the day.

Posted by: But alas at May 14, 2025 08:00 AM (dg+HA)

57 ATC is amply quoted in the federal crimes article.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 14, 2025 08:01 AM (KAi1n)

58 I saw that Derek Chauvin is likely getting a pardon so the left can crank up social violence in pursuit of their goals.

His state sentence is 18 months longer than his federal sentence (because we're pretending that wasn't breaking double jeopardy) so, presumably, he would not be free even if Trump were to pardon him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 08:02 AM (ExV1e)

59 "Are they sure it's not his brain?"

There is no clinical evidence to suggest that Biden possesses a brain.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2025 08:02 AM (a1415)

60 15 We heard repeated horror stories about DOGE’s devastating spending cuts, too. Actual result: Spending is up 7% over last year.

Sadly, the article does not go into what percentage of that spending increase is due to:

- previously dedicated spending which has not been stopped.
- spending which would be stopped but for the actions of rogue judges.
- inflation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 07:35 AM (ExV1e)

And the mandatory inflation increases in all entitlement programs, which is where most of it is...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 14, 2025 08:02 AM (tOcjL)

61 Noting that the drafters of the AEA were well-aware of, and dealing with, pirates contemporaneously with drafting the AEA, is brilliant.

Because that's a very sound, historically accurate, and deadly relevant argument.
And highly persuasive to the block that overturned Roe.
It also is the same block that voted Braun on the 2A.
And overturned Chevron.

Meaning, Trump may have found the plank that gets him to 5 Justices voting to grant use of the AEA.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 08:03 AM (VB+S+)

62 "And it’s been made loudly and abundantly clear to the Trump administration. We’re not going to be intimidated by their tactics."

The Dems 100% have violence planned for this summer, and Hakeem is too low-IQ to keep his mouth shut about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2025 08:04 AM (P9pDS)

63 43 I saw that Derek Chauvin is likely getting a pardon so the left can crank up social violence in pursuit of their goals.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 07:55 AM (oHo5e)

Pardon or commutation? And he'll still be in jail on the county charges, so it won't change much b/c he's got 22.5 years on those.

It's why Trump probably didn't bother looking into this to start, b/c getting rid of the civil rights changes doesn't do anything for the 2nd degree murder charge...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 14, 2025 08:05 AM (tOcjL)

64 Dems Sworn To Oppose Trump Land Awkwardly On The Side Of Higher Drug Prices
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But they need to charge high prices. Bernie and Liawatha don't come cheap.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2025 08:06 AM (1bNHn)

65 don't know who Goodwin is, but he sounds like a real pussy. Reee ree ree.

Michael Goodwin is a writer for "NY Post" . He voted for Trump in the last election and has had many positive things to say about his leadership. He just doesn't always agree with his choices which is fine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 08:06 AM (vlFjN)

66 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)

67 > The Dems 100% have violence planned for this summer, and Hakeem is too low-IQ to keep his mouth shut about it.
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Without a doubt. And as I said upthread, they do not have the temperament to stop before the violence gets out of control. They declared war on us and we've yet to acknowledge it.

But it's likely coming.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 08:08 AM (Q4IgG)

68 During an exchange with Fox News reporter Chad Pergram, [Haeem] Jeffries repeatedly said “they’ll find out” when pressed what might happen if the House Democrats involved in the incident were to be arrested by federal authorities or get sanctioned. . .
. . . “It’s a red line. It’s very clear,” Jeffries said. “First of all, I think that the so-called Homeland Security spokesperson is a joke. It’s a joke. They know better than to go down that road. And it’s been made loudly and abundantly clear to the Trump administration. We’re not going to be intimidated by their tactics.”

Did they break the law? The law all other Americans have to follow?

Someone needs to arrange a montage of the libtard hypocrites spewing "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW" over and over and over........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

69 66 Your doing it wrong.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:08 AM (A2D3h)

70 67 > The Dems 100% have violence planned for this summer, and Hakeem is too low-IQ to keep his mouth shut about it.
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Without a doubt. And as I said upthread, they do not have the temperament to stop before the violence gets out of control. They declared war on us and we've yet to acknowledge it.

But it's likely coming.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 08:08 AM (Q4IgG)

Gonna be hard to do it with little money and foot soldiers being deported/not allowed to illegally enter...

It's why they are relying on the boomer brigade now...they are the only folks who can risk job loss (they don't have it) and jail (folks tend not to send old people, especially really old people, there). And that brigade doesn't look very tough.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 14, 2025 08:09 AM (tOcjL)

71 The Democrats are coming. The Democrats are coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:10 AM (A2D3h)

72 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 14, 2025 08:11 AM (rrE7W)

73 I saw Grimace's Taint open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2017.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

74 Compare and contrast shites and shiites.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (A2D3h)

75 Goodwin usually has sense, but in this one he’s just doing a bunch of pearl clutching. Ordinary people think its a good deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (S+5p3)

76 Your doing it wrong.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:08 AM (A2D3h)

Unpossible for it is the only way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

77 I saw that Derek Chauvin is likely getting a pardon so the left can crank up social violence in pursuit of their goals.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025

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Who's going to pardon him? As I understand it, Trump can't, and Tampon Timmy sure won't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (omVj0)

78 Morning again, news junkies! A tip of the chapeau to JJ for his hard work. As soon as I get my retirement finances in shape, I'll hit the tip jar (the *only* site on the 'Net where I do that).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:13 AM (omVj0)

79 The Dems 100% have violence planned for this summer, and Hakeem is too low-IQ to keep his mouth shut about it.

***
Go long on tear-gas futures

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:14 AM (omVj0)

80 31 *Usually if your name is Hakeem you are a pimp or a cab driver.*

Judges would also have accepted Parking Garage Attendant.
Posted by: Game show announcer voice at May 14, 2025 07:47 AM (dg+HA)

My mind goes to the Beatles cartoons from the '60s and "Hakeem's Rent-a-Camel"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2025 08:14 AM (x0n13)

81 ***
Who's going to pardon him? As I understand it, Trump can't, and Tampon Timmy sure won't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (omVj0)

I mean, he has a case since they violated his rights over and over to get him convicted of a crime that didn't exist, but other than that, he's screwed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

82 "The Dems 100% have violence planned for this summer, and Hakeem is too low-IQ to keep his mouth shut about it."

Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2025 08:04 AM

What are they waiting for? Nicer weather? Schools to get out? The All Star game?
Go ahead and start rioting today.

Posted by: Why wait? at May 14, 2025 08:15 AM (dg+HA)

83 77 I saw that Derek Chauvin is likely getting a pardon so the left can crank up social violence in pursuit of their goals.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025

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Who's going to pardon him? As I understand it, Trump can't, and Tampon Timmy sure won't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (omVj0)

He can get a pardon for the federal charges, but as I mentioned above, it's kinda pointless...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 14, 2025 08:15 AM (tOcjL)

84 Without a doubt. And as I said upthread, they do not have the temperament to stop before the violence gets out of control. They declared war on us and we've yet to acknowledge it.

But it's likely coming.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 08:08 AM (Q4IgG)

But where? They don’t have the ability to project power outside of their own cities; so if they want to burn down Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis again, let them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2025 08:15 AM (S+5p3)

85 Who's going to pardon him? As I understand it, Trump can't, and Tampon Timmy sure won't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (omVj0)

He was convicted by the state (2nd degree murder) and the feds (violation of civil rights - aka "let's pretend we're not violating double jeopardy"). Trump could pardon for the civil rights conviction. That's the shorter term so it'd, presumably, have no effect on Chauvin.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 08:15 AM (ExV1e)

86 Chauvin also has state convictions.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:15 AM (A2D3h)

87 This made me laugh:. "NY Post" has "The weeks best of the "Babylon Bee. With a picture of an annoyed President Trump and beside it a picture of two bicyclists a caption saying, "Trump's popularity skyrockets after he deports all cyclists: "We must rid our country of these people . You ever get stuck behind one of these people on the road. It's terrible."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 08:16 AM (ydlvu)

88

They found the Burisma corporate seal attached to Biden's prostate . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2025 08:16 AM (x0n13)

89 Chauvin pleaded guilty in Federal Court.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:17 AM (A2D3h)

90 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2025 07:54 AM (BI5O2)

If you need to know something, I think the best way to get the most out of Reddit is to not ask a question but post a wrong statement.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:17 AM (13bqY)

91
The found the Burisma corporate seal attached to Biden's prostate . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2025 08:16 AM (x0n13)

Here and I figured it was a gerbil tooth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

92 I’d just like to give a big FU to Mike Lawler (T-Traitor) from NY. He wants to find baby killing and PP in the Big Bill. He and his fellow traitors also want the SALT deduction, which makes federal taxpayers pay for NY’s profligacy and high taxes, to be more than $30k.

So he will hold up the entire package for his Democrat-Lite garbage and lack of courage.

He needs to be primaried.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 14, 2025 08:17 AM (KE73o)

93 Yeah, the Preznit can only issue pardons for federal offenses

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 08:17 AM (AOsQT)

94 Chauvin pleaded guilty in Federal Court.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:17 AM (A2D3h)

Uncoerced, I'm sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

95 Chauvin pleaded guilty in Federal Court.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:17 AM (A2D3h)

Probably didn't have the money to fight another case and it was pretty obvious that they were going to fuck him over regardless.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

96 Hi Fen! Hope you're well.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:18 AM (13bqY)

97 OMG
just saw the top photo
AOC looks like a Cloverfield monster

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 08:18 AM (AOsQT)

98 I'm not sure which nickname I like best-Titty Caca, or Donkey Chompers. They're both so perfect and you know immediately who is being referenced. We are very fortunate here, for sure.

Posted by: You Never Sausage A Place at May 14, 2025 08:18 AM (G5+As)

99 I don't think you can be pardoned if you pled guilty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:19 AM (A2D3h)

100 I would imagine that Irish Spring is quite chilly and wet. Am I to suppose it is sunny, refreshing and warm?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 08:19 AM (n17eQ)

101 Today is Buttermilk Biscuit Day!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

102 Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:18 AM (13b

Thanks. That's nice of you. I'm o.k. I hope you are as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 08:20 AM (ydlvu)

103 I mean, he has a case since they violated his rights over and over to get him convicted of a crime that didn't exist, but other than that, he's screwed.

There is also the shocking and last minute announcement that St. Fentanyl was alive in the hospital and the drugs killed him. I can't imagine why that information was suppressed though. hm...

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 08:20 AM (jjoN6)

104 101 Today is Buttermilk Biscuit Day!
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Best made with lard.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 08:20 AM (n17eQ)

105 99 I don't think you can be pardoned if you pled guilty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:19 AM (A2D3h)

You can be. No Constitutional prohibition.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 14, 2025 08:20 AM (tOcjL)

106 I don't think you can be pardoned if you pled guilty.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:19 AM (A2D3h)

The only thing Chauvin could do, I think, is find a team of lawyers to take his case to higher courts on the auspice of him being railroaded and laws bent and contorted in obnoxious ways to convict him of a crime that didn't really exist.

That ain't happening.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

107 ATC is amply ~~quoted in the federal crimes article.~~
Posted by: Dark Litigator

Could have just stopped there, honestly.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 08:21 AM (Ior/p)

108 It said that was true the first time but not the second.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:22 AM (A2D3h)

109 Today is Buttermilk Biscuit Day!
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

Day asked for it........

https://youtu.be/4jvVCJp429A

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

110 106 I don't think you can be pardoned if you pled guilty.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:19 AM (A2D3h)
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Good to see the ineffectiveness of Police Unions. Keep paying those dues zombies.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 08:23 AM (n17eQ)

111 To me there is nothing funnier than dumbshit Bill Maher pretending to *just* find out his party loves terrorists. Or better yet that this development is somehow recent and that they "changed". Yes leftists were always so reasonable and non-violent before. Like when they were shooting up baseball fields.

Anyone who believes an obvious gasbag like him needs to give their head a wobble.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 08:23 AM (FEPkz)

112 Chauvin has equal sentences state and federal. Not sure it will help.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:24 AM (A2D3h)

113 Well, the "Letters to the editor" in the "NY Post" gave AOC a sound drubbing . It made up for the fact that they have a long piece on P. Diddy ( I don't want to read about him) and that the word search is on 97th Academy Awards which I don't care about, although I usually enjoy doing word searches.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 08:24 AM (ydlvu)

114 Without a doubt. And as I said upthread, they do not have the temperament to stop before the violence gets out of control. They declared war on us and we've yet to acknowledge it.

But it's likely coming.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

They better be real, real careful. Because once a declaration or war is official...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 08:24 AM (Ior/p)

115 I don't think you can be pardoned if you pled guilty.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:19 AM (A2D3h)

Apparently you can. It doesn't remove the "you were convicted", but it does restore any rights removed by the pardoning authority.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

116 78 Morning again, news junkies! A tip of the chapeau to JJ for his hard work. As soon as I get my retirement finances in shape, I'll hit the tip jar (the *only* site on the 'Net where I do that).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Ooh, Wolfus' "Back Pension" is about to come in, just like Old Cap in the 1933 Little Rascals episode "Mush and Milk".

Posted by: You Out That Milk On Your Mush And Eat It, Bah! at May 14, 2025 08:24 AM (G5+As)

117 -----
Without a doubt. And as I said upthread, they do not have the temperament to stop before the violence gets out of control. They declared war on us and we've yet to acknowledge it.
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Without political power, they will use the power they have left. Violence. Expect lone wolf attacks, riots, 70s style bombings. Etc.

Posted by: Sad but true at May 14, 2025 08:24 AM (YrUlT)

118 Why would Dems set up a system to make illegals a cottage industry, gaslight and hide the magnitude and why would they personally defend the deporting of the worst of the worst? Because defend the grift. Protect their workers and alliances. Human and drug traffic are very profitable. Strip mining the US of wealth is profitable. Every one of them that squeaks over this needs to have accounts autopsied, including friends and family. Expose who bought them. Everyone that breaks the law must have the book thrown at them up to and including accessory to all the gory stuff these gang members do.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at May 14, 2025 08:25 AM (jPdyB)

119 No one does smarmy like Bill Maher. He is the pentacle of smarmy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 08:25 AM (n17eQ)

120 Anyone who believes an obvious gasbag like him needs to give their head a wobble.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 08:23 AM (FEPkz)

Maher has always been callow. Unfunny and not a particularly critical thinker.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:25 AM (13bqY)

121 Put

Posted by: You Out That Milk On Your Mush And Eat It, Bah! at May 14, 2025 08:25 AM (G5+As)

122 I would imagine that Irish Spring is quite chilly and wet.

Usually it's room temperature and dry. It may get warmer, and wetter, if the shower is running.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

123 Chauvin is America’s Dreyfus.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2025 08:25 AM (S+5p3)

124 No one does smarmy like Bill Maher. He is the pentacle of smarmy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 08:25 AM (n17eQ)

He's a piece of shit that cares nothing about anyone but himself. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

125 https://youtu.be/4jvVCJp429A
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:22 AM
*****
Hahaha

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

126 Good morning again Horde , thx as always JJ.
Goodwin at the NY Post was a Dem until just after the 2008 election, but left the party because of Obama even though he voted for him the first time. Usually he is on Trump's side but this is his worry wart acting up
Trump could pardon Chauvin for his civil rights violations as that is Federal, but he'd still be imprisoned for his state crimes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 08:26 AM (2ZThz)

127 Michael Goodwin: Trump recklessly accepting a plane from Qatar is the type of unnecessary risk that could ruin his presidency

This is the week we learn about "emoluments". Last week it was "habeas corpus". Insurrection, income tax, Article 2, Article 3, 14th Amendment, judicial review, and pardons in previous weeks- it's like we're spectators at the Constitutional Convention. They're might not even really be a Qatari gift coming, but we're kibbitzing right along with the Founding Fathers. Next week maybe we'll move on to Titles of Nobility and the original 13th Amendment.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 08:26 AM (69i/G)

128 I can bake anything within reason but high quality buttermilk biscuits are somehow out of my reach. Just something about them.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 08:26 AM (FEPkz)

129 "Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has warned the Trump administration that they will be in for a “problem” if they arrest any more Democrats."

Bring it. She'll do a faked video like her border tears, or maybe she'll do a retarded dance video again and send in the fat old people in mobility scooters with strongly worded signs.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at May 14, 2025 08:27 AM (jPdyB)

130 Chauvin has equal sentences state and federal. Not sure it will help.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:24 AM (A2D3h)

State - 22.5 years.
Feds - 21 years.

Wouldn't get him out but it might give him a reason to fight the other conviction since then it would matter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

131 Trump could pardon Chauvin for his civil rights violations as that is Federal, but he'd still be imprisoned for his state crimes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 08:26 AM (2ZThz)

All that would do is revive the memory of Saint George of Overdose and that does NOTHING good.

Chauvin got screwed and there's no one willing to do the legal thing required to get his bullshit conviction overturned.

It's a moot point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

132 This is the week we learn about "emoluments". Last week it was "habeas corpus". Insurrection, income tax, Article 2, Article 3, 14th Amendment, judicial review, and pardons in previous weeks- it's like we're spectators at the Constitutional Convention. They're might not even really be a Qatari gift coming, but we're kibbitzing right along with the Founding Fathers. Next week maybe we'll move on to Titles of Nobility and the original 13th Amendment.
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 08:26 AM (69i/G)

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Isn't it awe inspiring how many Constitutional Scholars there are in the media? And to have them be simultaneous in-depth experts on many other topics is just jaw dropping.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:29 AM (13bqY)

133 For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, the African National Congress documented, in writing, that yes, they're persecuting the white refugees.

Note especially the "justice, equality, and accountability for historic privilege" part:

https://tinyurl.com/suzru5jf

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 08:30 AM (oHo5e)

134 Note especially the "justice, equality, and accountability for historic privilege" part:

https://tinyurl.com/suzru5jf
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 08:30 AM (oHo5e)

The dead whiteys will be glad to hear that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

135 This is the week we learn about "emoluments".

We learned about those in his first term since the Dems tried to make the claim that foreign persons paying to stay in a Trump hotel were violating the clause.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

136

ow-ow-OW!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 14, 2025 08:31 AM (5hfjS)

137 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

138 This is the week we learn about "emoluments".

-

Imma get me some of them for my shoulder pads.
- President of the African National Congress

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 08:32 AM (oHo5e)

139 Trump did not accept a plane from Qatar. The DOD did. They own it not Trump. Trump is not going to pimp the plane with gold leaf and a McDonald's franchise.

Qatar has spent billions helping develop our airbase in Qatar and its the biggest one we have in the Middle East. Nobody said squat about that. We also give a shitload to countries like Qatar in the form of military protection and intel. 2 of our last few AF-2s were also purchased from foreign governments.

It's a non-issue. This is not the droid the left is looking for. Move along.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:32 AM (viF8m)

140 Personally, I'd rather not have our government be beholden to an Islamic Shari'ah state, but that's just me.

Posted by: XTC at May 14, 2025 08:32 AM (UnA8+)

141 It's a non-issue. This is not the droid the left is looking for. Move along.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:32 AM (viF8m)

But, my hair is already soaked in gasoline, not that there's much left to burn after yesterday......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

142 Not unless Ventura returns or the Supreme robe wraiths change their minds.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:33 AM (A2D3h)

143 It's a non-issue. This is not the droid the left is looking for. Move along.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:32 AM (viF8m)

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For me the issue isn't so much accepting the plane as it is a concern that we apparently can't build our own.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:34 AM (13bqY)

144 Personally, I'd rather not have our government be beholden to an Islamic Shari'ah state, but that's just me.
Posted by: XTC at May 14, 2025 08:32 AM (UnA8+)

And how are we beholden? What do we owe them?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

145 Qatar has spent billions helping develop our airbase in Qatar and its the biggest one we have in the Middle East.

I've spent a little time there as a contractor (Going to and from Afghanistan). One thing that amused me is that the Airman were about as big as Marines. Then I learned because there wasn't much else to do other than work out.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 08:35 AM (jjoN6)

146 140 Personally, I'd rather not have our government be beholden to an Islamic Shari'ah state, but that's just me.

Posted by: XTC at May 14, 2025 08:32 AM (UnA8+)

We aren't...we owe Qatar nothing.

That's what a gift is.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 14, 2025 08:35 AM (tOcjL)

147 For me the issue isn't so much accepting the plane as it is a concern that we apparently can't build our own.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:34 AM (13bqY)

Live by the sword, DEI by the sword.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

148 Isn't it awe inspiring how many Constitutional Scholars there are in the media? And to have them be simultaneous in-depth experts on many other topics is just jaw dropping.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:29 AM (13bqY)

But only when a Republican is in office.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 08:35 AM (FEPkz)

149 But, my hair is already soaked in gasoline, not that there's much left to burn after yesterday......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

The beauty of a Trump presidency is that every day brings a new "not a good look" to shriek about. All of which, thus far, have either turned out to be a whole lot of nothing or actually good and the "experts", once again, were wrong.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

150 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has warned the Trump administration that they will be in for a “problem” if they arrest any more Democrats.

==

Who bitch is that ??

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 08:37 AM (g47mK)

151 A pardon theoretically matters. Chauvin is currently in federal prison. Federal prison sentences aren't like state prison sentences. Inmates serve almost all of a federal sentence, whereas state sentences often have earlier parole eligibility that doesn't exist in the federal system. So the 21 years in federal prison really is 21 years; the 22 in state prison could be quite a bit less. Except in this case, the state would never parole him. Because he's a political prisoner effectively.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 08:37 AM (CzMNg)

152 AOC isn't a Hawaiian Judge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:38 AM (A2D3h)

153 I hope Dantevious and Urethra remember to tighten the door bolts on all future AF 1s.

Posted by: Giant, Sucking, Sound at May 14, 2025 08:38 AM (G5+As)

154 AOC isn't a Hawaiian Judge.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:38 AM (A2D3h)

She's barely a functional retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

155 You know though...

I think AF1 would benefit from a food court. McDonald's, Sbarro, and Panda Express.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:38 AM (13bqY)

156 For some reason, when I first access the Morning Report on a given day, the top pic usually does not appear. On the second and succeeding ones, it does. This one today? I wish it had stayed hidden!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:39 AM (omVj0)

157 The key with Trump is not to set our hair on fire but keeping the Dems setting their hair on fire. Trump is still pushing on all fronts and outside the courts, the Dems hair is in fire and they can't get their footing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 08:39 AM (2ZThz)

158 "Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has warned the Trump administration that they will be in for a “problem” if they arrest any more Democrats."

Running out of Democrats is not the problem she thinks it is!

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 08:39 AM (QHX6R)

159 >>For me the issue isn't so much accepting the plane as it is a concern that we apparently can't build our own.

And that's the entire reason we are taking the plane. It's relatively new, the 2 AF-1s we have now are 40 years old. The replacements were ordered under the Obama administration and they're still not ready and there's a good chance they won't even be done by the end of Trump's term.

Boeing went woke and forgot how to build planes. When our POTUS is flying to visit one of our subjects, er allies, I want his ride pimped and styled. Spinners on the landing gear, not some 40 year old jalopy.

What Trump is best at is flipping the bird to the left when they freak out over some stupid issue and move on to the next issue. Don't give their bullshit any oxygen and they won't be any.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:40 AM (viF8m)

160 For me the issue isn't so much accepting the plane as it is a concern that we apparently can't build our own.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:34 AM (13bqY)

Boeing can build 'em. Now keeping 'em in the air ...

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 08:40 AM (CzMNg)

161 AOC can't even build fake furniture from a kit with instructions. I can even do that.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:40 AM (A2D3h)

162 In the spirit of compassion and solidarity in the wake of 9/11, a Maasai village in Kenya gifted the US with 14 cows.

IMPEACH

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 08:40 AM (FEPkz)

163 Spearheaded by the Voter ID for ME campaign

Okay, I have to admit that's pretty clever.

Posted by: pookysgirl likes wordplay at May 14, 2025 08:41 AM (Wt5PA)

164 I just learned that a pimpernel is an herb in the primrose family and is mostly native to western Europe.

So why a play, a book, and a movie about a purplish-red herb-spy or somesuch?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2025 08:41 AM (Aqu9a)

165 Jefferies better have a well thought out battle plan ready to go the nano-second they do this. When Trump crosses the red line, if Jefferies hems and haws and focus groups it and dithers - we will have lost all credibility, will invite further attacks, and likely will have lost our democracy.

The easiest way to get those people to cross a red line is to identify it. This impotent bluster from Democrats is getting tedious.

This was not an impotent bluster. This was a declaration from the leadership of the opposition, such as it is.

Maybe instead he should have said AOC and Crockett will show up on their doorsteps, and they really don't want that. That would have actually put some fear into their hearts.

This is the constitutional crisis we were warned about. And no doubt the GOP would go there - they are that drunk and mad with power.

Jeffries hasn't demonstrated a particular gift for offensive tactics in leadership. I struggle to see how he isn't institutionally undermined by Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi remaining in Congress, and I don't believe for a minute she isn't a de facto party leader.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2025 08:41 AM (JCZqz)

166 When Trump crosses the red line, if Jefferies hems and haws and focus groups it and dithers - we will have lost all credibility

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What do you mean "will have lost?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:42 AM (13bqY)

167 Trump brought up a nice one last night- The Statue of Liberty, a gift from France.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 08:43 AM (yLThl)

168 "The beauty of a Trump presidency is that every day brings a new "not a good look" to shriek about."

Own goal! own goal!! own goal!!!

*RAWKKKK* OWN GOAL!

Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 08:43 AM (89Sog)

169 Scarlet Pumpernickel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:43 AM (A2D3h)

170 @164 The Scarlet Pimpernel did spawn Dennis Moore, mm mm mm and his lupins.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 08:44 AM (2ZThz)

171 Happy Wednesday!

That picture up top is a nightmare.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2025 08:44 AM (F/B4x)

172 Maybe instead he should have said AOC and Crockett will show up on their doorsteps, and they really don't want that. That would have actually put some fear into their hearts.

Say what? Take your masks off, you're not getting enough oxygen.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 08:45 AM (yLThl)

173 The democrats will lose dozens of congressional seats if illegals go home. This is a survival tactic. They have organized their entire party around rotten boroughs, where the population is boosted by non voting illegals.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 14, 2025 08:45 AM (qTVVa)

174 Pompatus of Love > Scarlet Pimpernel

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:45 AM (viF8m)

175 If AOC showed up on my doorstep I'd wonder who in my house ordered pizza.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:46 AM (fJiXH)

176 "This is the constitutional crisis we were warned about. And no doubt the GOP would go there - they are that drunk and mad with power."

So, a day ending in "Y". Bottoms up!

Posted by: Mad Drunk GOP at May 14, 2025 08:46 AM (Aqu9a)

177 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

In the San Diego sector, Air and Marine Operations (which is under Customs and Border Protection) have been “seeing double the amounts of incursions on the water right now.”

They’ve often responded by taking out the engines of the vessels by force.

America’s border is secure.

https://tinyurl.com/ws5sx32s

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

178 I just learned that a pimpernel is an herb in the primrose family and is mostly native to western Europe.

So why a play, a book, and a movie about a purplish-red herb-spy or somesuch?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2025

***
Not being familiar with any incarnation of SP, I can only guess that the masked hero pinned such a flower on his lapel as a trademark, like Zorro's slashed "Z" on his sword opponents' shirts?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:46 AM (omVj0)

179 AOC is an ersatz Evita.

She'd be challenged to win NY Senator, when upstate voters figure. Her appeal in NYC is selective. People in her district -- which she first won in a fluke -- are already turning on her. And her boobs are drooping.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2025 08:47 AM (Gqoy+)

180 >>House Democrats reportedly “erupted into fury and profane invective” over Thanedar’s gambit, telling Axios that the vote will put a lot of Democrats in a tough position.

Gee, is that what it's about -- not about stopping a president, just. . . political positioning?

Not even trying to pretend, are they?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2025 08:47 AM (F/B4x)

181 Morning JJ. Great content as always. Impossible at this point for Dems to move to the Center

Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2025 08:47 AM (YCxFk)

182 170 @164 The Scarlet Pimpernel did spawn Dennis Moore, mm mm mm and his lupins.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Demi Moore > Dennis Moore

Posted by: Moron Math at May 14, 2025 08:47 AM (JCZqz)

183 Scarlet Pumpernickel.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:43 AM (A2D3h)

I'd suspect some kind of exotic bread mold.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2025 08:48 AM (Aqu9a)

184 > For me the issue isn't so much accepting the plane as it is a concern that we apparently can't build our own.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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The 2 AF-1 "under construction" were already built and sitting in the "boneyard" unused. They were originally for Transaero, a Russian airline, in 2013, but never delivered as the airline went tits up.

The delays in their delivery are mostly because of the refurbishment requirements for them to be used as AF-1. That list is extensive.

Oh, and the contractors are incompetent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 08:48 AM (Q4IgG)

185 Today ain't gonna be a good day. Taking my eggs out of the fridge for breakfast, I fumbled and lost six of the twelve I bought yesterday, cracked on the floor. Grrr.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:48 AM (omVj0)

186 ‘It was obvious to many standing there that the president did not know who George Clooney was,’ the authors write. Another Hollywood VIP guest reportedly said: ‘It was like watching someone who was not alive. It was so awful.’

you are all liars

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 08:48 AM (gbOdA)

187 So let me understand here, arresting the opposition leader while in the middle of the Presidential election on things that were not actually crimes and were outside of the Statute of limitations is...ok.

And...arresting or even murdering normal people when in a protest they "storm" a federal facility is ok.

But arresting members of the now opposition party when they storm a federal facility is...a red line?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 08:49 AM (t0Rmr)

188 Someone mentioned the other day that there is Supreme Court caselaw that says deportation--even wrongful deportation--is not a depravation of life or property.
That since they retain the right to re-apply in their home country, nothing has been taken from them.

So such person is not entitled to the full suite of due process rights. Merely, at best, minimal process.

Another law the rouge judges are ignoring in issuing their illegal orders. Especially the "facilitate" his return ones.

But they have to ignore it. Because that intentional ignorance betrays the real reason:
They know they must be removed but they--as a personal political preference they place above the law--want them to stay.
They, the judges and the left, also know that their reapplication won't be heard by a friendly judge willing to credulously swallow whole any and all proffered reasons for entry.
No, it'll be embassy and consular staff reviewing their claims.
Who all work for ... the President.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 08:49 AM (VB+S+)

189 185 Today ain't gonna be a good day. Taking my eggs out of the fridge for breakfast, I fumbled and lost six of the twelve I bought yesterday, cracked on the floor. Grrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:48 AM (omVj0)

make an omlette

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

190 179 AOC is an ersatz Evita.

She'd be challenged to win NY Senator, when upstate voters figure. Her appeal in NYC is selective. People in her district -- which she first won in a fluke -- are already turning on her. And her boobs are drooping.
Posted by: Ignoramus

We know the feeling. Maybe she can crank up the race rhetoric to 11?

Posted by: Spinal Tap at May 14, 2025 08:49 AM (JCZqz)

191 Be interested some day, to read a non bias article on how the Census of 2020/2021 went down.

Were illegals counted to help Blue states keep their seats, and then setup massive gerrymanders?

Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2025 08:49 AM (YCxFk)

192 Leslie Howard was the best Scarlet Pimpernel. All others are pretenders.

Posted by: Those Frenchies Seek Him Everywhere at May 14, 2025 08:50 AM (G5+As)

193 I'm not sure which nickname I like best-Titty Caca, or Donkey Chompers. They're both so perfect and you know immediately who is being referenced. We are very fortunate here, for sure.

I call her Little Latin Loopy-Loo, like the Righteous Brothers song (and yes, I know it's not spelled that way).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 08:50 AM (Dg2sF)

194 >>Maybe instead he should have said AOC and Crockett will show up on their doorsteps, and they really don't want that. That would have actually put some fear into their hearts.

I MEAN, C'MON, YOU DON'T NEED ME HERE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 14, 2025 08:50 AM (F/B4x)

195 ‘It was obvious to many standing there that the president did not know who George Clooney was,’ the authors write. Another Hollywood VIP guest reportedly said: ‘It was like watching someone who was not alive. It was so awful.’

you are all liars
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 08:48 AM (gbOdA)

Everyone knew he was a demented old fool incapable of common function and they covered it up.

The best part is, the only reason it's coming out now is because Clooney was PISSED Biden didn't RECOGNIZE him.

Egotistical prick.

EABOD and GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

196 That top picture is nightmarish stuff!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2025 08:51 AM (PRqXW)

197 This week we learn about "emoluments.” Next week, it will be about felching. Many Democraps are already experts in that.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 14, 2025 08:51 AM (8f/4T)

198 170 @164 The Scarlet Pimpernel did spawn Dennis Moore, mm mm mm and his lupins.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Demi Moore > Dennis Moore
Posted by: Moron Math at May 14, 2025 08:47 AM (JCZqz)

Blame it on Rio, I guess.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2025 08:51 AM (Aqu9a)

199 She'd be challenged to win NY Senator, when upstate voters figure. Her appeal in NYC is selective. People in her district -- which she first won in a fluke -- are already turning on her. And her boobs are drooping.
Posted by: Ignoramus

I think she wins in a landslide whatever she runs for in NY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

200 > Be interested some day, to read a non bias article on how the Census of 2020/2021 went down.
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I think the Bureau had a hand in "getting out the vote."

Which, IIRC, is illegal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 08:52 AM (Q4IgG)

201 why are we only reading about moms and kids being rounded up for deportation? Weren't we promised that gang leaders would be arrested and deported to El Salvador? last deportations were 1 month ago. less than 300 in the last 4 months? Kabuki theater?

Posted by: aliassmithsmith at May 14, 2025 08:52 AM (ItFTg)

202 If I dropped six eggs on the floor, I'd have to declare bankruptcy.

Posted by: Very Fixed Income at May 14, 2025 08:52 AM (G5+As)

203 AOC is the human equivalent of a building with a "closed for renovation" sign - no one expects anything valuable from it.

She's the reason that when a woman does something smart, people say "that's pretty good for a girl."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:52 AM (UDARB)

204 The delays in their delivery are mostly because of the refurbishment requirements for them to be used as AF-1. That list is extensive.

Oh, and the contractors are incompetent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

That's because you're thinking like a private sector worker. When you work for the government, you can get paid a LOT more when you drag things out!

Posted by: California High Speed Rail Project at May 14, 2025 08:52 AM (JCZqz)

205 Today ain't gonna be a good day. Taking my eggs out of the fridge for breakfast, I fumbled and lost six of the twelve I bought yesterday, cracked on the floor. Grrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 08:48 AM (omVj0)

make an omlette
Posted by: rhennigantx

See, I told you you had to break some eggs first!
-- Zombie Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

206 The end game with Illegals has always been self-deportation, because of the numbers needed. By not co-operating, the courts will only make this harder for all concerned including the Illegals.

In response Trump will use the absurdity of the courts to move Overton windows of what's politically acceptable. If we're not allowed to deport we'll be forced to encourage self-deportation by enforcing existing laws and denying all sustenance. This means going after employers and there are obvious targets to start with. It means shutting off benefits.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2025 08:53 AM (Gqoy+)

207 The Census is a violation of the 13th Ammendment.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:53 AM (A2D3h)

208
Blame it on Rio, I guess.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2025 08:51 AM (Aqu9a)

MMmmmmm........Michelle Johnson was SMOKIN in that movie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

209
make an omlette
Posted by: rhennigantx

How do you get the eggs up off the floor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

210 Demi Moore > Dennis Moore
Posted by: Moron Math at May 14, 2025 08:47 AM (JCZqz)

Michael Moore > than those clowns!

I don't recall seeing too many election night 2024 videos, and subsequent reaction videos, from him. I'd love to see him have a sadz.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 14, 2025 08:55 AM (JCZqz)

211
Were illegals counted to help Blue states keep their seats, and then setup massive gerrymanders?

Yes. Trump fought on this and lost/gave up.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 08:55 AM (t0Rmr)

212 In response Trump will use the absurdity of the courts to move Overton windows of what's politically acceptable. If we're not allowed to deport we'll be forced to encourage self-deportation by enforcing existing laws and denying all sustenance. This means going after employers and there are obvious targets to start with. It means shutting off benefits.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Asset forfeiture of Smithfield Pork Processing Plants.

All. Of. Them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 08:55 AM (Ior/p)

213 Usually even broken eggs stay together pretty well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:56 AM (A2D3h)

214 Trump is still pissed at both Columbia and Harvard for not accepting him. He had to go to a distant 3rd choice Fordham.

Posted by: aliassmithsmith at May 14, 2025 08:56 AM (ItFTg)

215 This is the constitutional crisis we were warned about. And no doubt the GOP would go there - they are that drunk and mad with power.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2025 08:41 AM (JCZqz)

You're talking about the ONE group in America that can actually write laws. Why didn't they try that instead of this stunt?

Posted by: pookysgirl, not a DUmmy at May 14, 2025 08:56 AM (Wt5PA)

216 How do you get the eggs up off the floor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancersad.

First, you get your little culinary blowtorch and cook them in place...

Posted by: Hell's Kitchen Hack at May 14, 2025 08:57 AM (JCZqz)

217 See, I told you you had to break some eggs first!
-- Zombie Joseph Stalin
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

or heads

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 08:57 AM (gbOdA)

218 Re gift airplane, DOD got him a used plane, just like on the Apprentice. I wouldn't read too much into it.

I took it as a shot across the bow as regards DEI, US manufacturing and maintenance.

All he has to do is remind people of the DEI 737 crash disasters and the Starliner space stranding. I wouldn't want a Boeing product at the moment, either. Besides, they can't even deliver. Let Boeing earn their way back.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at May 14, 2025 08:57 AM (jPdyB)

219 The current conflict between the courts and executive is indeed largely because Congress does nothing but spend money.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 08:57 AM (t0Rmr)

220 I'll just leave this here for anyone keeping up at home:

"Episcopal Church Bishop Sean Rowe: It's against what we stand for to help white refugees fleeing South Africa"

https://tinyurl.com/2dyc9wnb

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 08:57 AM (sD6nn)

221 AOC could win in NY. I live in the Mid Hudson and refugees from NYC have overrun this place in the last ten years. Lee Zeldin a good candidate, who ran a good campaign ,still got beat by 11+ points by Hochul who's as big an idiot as AOC. Unless a lot of Dems abandoned AOC she would win the Senate seat if she could beat Schumer in a primary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (2ZThz)

222 Meanwhile, off the coast of Long Island it lurks.

https://tinyurl.com/5d827upu

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (viF8m)

223 IT'S FUNNY HOW PATHETIC OUR TROLLS ARE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (F/B4x)

224 > Asset forfeiture of Smithfield Pork Processing Plants.

All. Of. Them.
----------
As a bonus, it'll hurt China (Hong Kong)... seeing as how they own Smithfield.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (Q4IgG)

225 We possess Scogg.
Scogg treasures us.

Posted by: Sri Chinmoy On Blast at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (G5+As)

226 Jasmine Crockett is the kind of person who is proud of herself for knowing the lyrics to all of the nursery songs.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (tKNHW)

227 It was mentioned yesterday that the 'gift plane' wouldn't be retrofitted with all the required gear until AFTER Trump's term is up, so getting all pissy at him about it is stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

228 Today ain't gonna be a good day. Taking my eggs out of the fridge for breakfast, I fumbled and lost six of the twelve I bought yesterday, cracked on the floor. Grrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

That's why I always remove the eggs from the carton in an "opposite" pattern. Top left & bottom right. Bottom left & top right. Working my way to the center. That way the carton stays balanced of doesn't do exactly what happened to you.

I've had the carton almost flip out of my hands because one side was lopsided.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (Ior/p)

229 >The delays in their delivery are mostly because of the refurbishment requirements for them to be used as AF-1. That list is extensive.
----

it isn't easy to find Crager mags for a 747
and the pinstriping and flame paint job take time

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (AOsQT)

230 220 I didn't realize that all episcopalians were racist criminals.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (A2D3h)

231 She'd be challenged to win NY Senator, when upstate voters figure. Her appeal in NYC is selective. People in her district -- which she first won in a fluke -- are already turning on her. And her boobs are drooping.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2025 08:47 AM (Gqoy+)

She wants to be President - and she might be. The end of a Republic is always a wild ride, and anything can happen.

But no matter what, we're stuck with AOC for a long, long time. These people are impossible to dislodge, they live for two normal lifespans, they never retire, and she's young.

Even if Congress is her last stop, she'll be staging silly photo ops in Walmart parking lots when those tits are being held up by her socks in 2076.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (BI5O2)

232 Sean Rowe is another example of the problem of allowing a non-Christian to lead a nominally Christian group.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (t0Rmr)

233 "It's against what we stand for to help white refugees fleeing South Africa"

So they're basically like Unitarians with regards to how closely they follow the Bible. They just get better press.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (jjoN6)

234 Meanwhile, off the coast of Long Island it lurks.

https://tinyurl.com/5d827upu
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (viF8m)

Fake news. That water is WAY too clear to be Long Island.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

235 it isn't easy to find Crager mags for a 747
and the pinstriping and flame paint job take time
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (AOsQT)

sooooooouuuuullllllllllll plane

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 09:00 AM (gbOdA)

236 Sometimes I think Trump does things that are stupidly controversial to distract Media from what he's really doing. Media likes shiny objects.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2025 09:00 AM (Gqoy+)

237 Jeffries hasn't demonstrated a particular gift for offensive tactics in leadership. I struggle to see how he isn't institutionally undermined by Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi remaining in Congress, and I don't believe for a minute she isn't a de facto party leader.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2025 08:41 AM (JCZqz)

Somebody there actually paying attention?

Posted by: davidt at May 14, 2025 09:00 AM (i0F8b)

238 87 This made me laugh:. "NY Post" has "The weeks best of the "Babylon Bee. With a picture of an annoyed President Trump and beside it a picture of two bicyclists a caption saying, "Trump's popularity skyrockets after he deports all cyclists: "We must rid our country of these people . You ever get stuck behind one of these people on the road. It's terrible."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Good morning, friend! I think a meeting of a Babylon Bee writers would be the funniest thing ever. Probably the only meeting worth going to!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2025 09:00 AM (PRqXW)

239 Meanwhile, off the coast of Long Island it lurks.

https://tinyurl.com/5d827upu
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:58 AM (viF8m)

I'm getting too old for this shit, eh Chief? Pour some out for old Quint, he went down fighting.

Posted by: Matt Hooper at May 14, 2025 09:00 AM (Aqu9a)

240 Personally, I'd rather not have our government be beholden to an Islamic Shari'ah state, but that's just me.
---
Please be explaining how something that is 0.00016 of the federal budget will "have our government be beholden to an Islamic Shari'ah state."

Sixteen thousandths of 1 percent.

Because that's what $400 million is to a $2.5 trillion dollar budget.

LOL, extinguish thy hair.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 09:01 AM (VB+S+)

241 Listened to a report whee the announcer complained that prices haven't come down as inflation came down.

... economics is truly a difficult concept.

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2025 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

242 “ A New Haven woman was criminally charged when she was wrongly identified as a woman who used a racial pejorative against a parking lot attendant.”

There was no wrongful identification. I’ll bet the asshole scumbag attendant just made the story up.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 14, 2025 09:01 AM (8f/4T)

243 Its funny how actual refugees, fleeing a government that wants them dead because of the color of their skin is not something these NGOs support...but spherical Guatemalans coming here because they want welfare and Obamaphones? Bring 'em all!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 09:01 AM (t0Rmr)

244 A New Haven woman was criminally charged when she was wrongly identified as a woman who used a racial pejorative against a parking lot attendant.”

-

Oh no, someone used the word that is said a trillion times a day in the United States?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:02 AM (sD6nn)

245 MMmmmmm........Michelle Johnson was SMOKIN in that movie.
Posted by: Sponge

She showed 'em, too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

246 > Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi
-------
She's.... uh.... lost a step or two, no?

I think she's keeping a low profile after her attempts to railroad Trump via the J6 committee. He's still pissed about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 09:02 AM (Q4IgG)

247 Jefferies is a bomb thrower with no particular organizational skills. Pelosi , as big a peace of crap as she is, kept her people on line

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 09:02 AM (2ZThz)

248 Moisten your fingers before removing eggs from the carton.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at May 14, 2025 09:03 AM (G5+As)

249 Today ain't gonna be a good day. Taking my eggs out of the fridge for breakfast, I fumbled and lost six of the twelve I bought yesterday, cracked on the floor. Grrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

That's why I always remove the eggs from the carton in an "opposite" pattern. Top left & bottom right. Bottom left & top right. Working my way to the center. That way the carton stays balanced of doesn't do exactly what happened to you.

I've had the carton almost flip out of my hands because one side was lopsided.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (Ior/p)

That would make for an interesting high school physics project, calculations and all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2025 09:03 AM (Aqu9a)

250 The current conflict between the courts and executive is indeed largely because Congress does nothing but spend money.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 08:57 AM (t0Rmr)

I take exception to this conjecture. They make money too!!

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 09:03 AM (FEPkz)

251 We heard repeated horror stories about DOGE’s devastating spending cuts, too. Actual result: Spending is up 7% over last year.
Epic Narrative Fail: Federal Revenue Surges 9% Despite Predictions Of Decline
____

Sure, it's a narrative fail for revenues.

But I see it more of a fail that, despite the spending cuts, overall spending is up 7% from last year. WTH?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 14, 2025 09:03 AM (Dv3i1)

252 She showed 'em, too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

a LOT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

253 Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain

I'll never put another life jacket on.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 09:04 AM (viF8m)

254 Nvidia, AMD Secure Saudi AI Data Center Deals During Trump's Gulf States Tour

"I am so delighted to be here to help celebrate the grand opening, the beginning of Humain."

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2025 09:04 AM (RHGPo)

255 Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2025 09:00 AM (PRqXW)

Yes, it would be. I'm sure that as with any organization there are times when things are stressful or a bit of a pain in the neck, but I bet it's a hoot to work there .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 09:04 AM (v/2su)

256 That's why I always remove the eggs from the carton in an "opposite" pattern. Top left & bottom right. Bottom left & top right. Working my way to the center. That way the carton stays balanced of doesn't do exactly what happened to you.

I've had the carton almost flip out of my hands because one side was lopsided.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 08:59 AM (Ior/p)

I use dice and have my eggs numbered

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 09:04 AM (gbOdA)

257 Personally, I'd rather not have our government be beholden to an Islamic Shari'ah state, but that's just me.

Depending on who you listen to, we're already beholden to Russia, Ukraine, Israel, Palestine, China, The EU and NATO. And for a lot more than a measly $400 million.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 14, 2025 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

258 We all knew this was happening and we have all been proven right.
Can we prosecute these people? Isn't this election interference?

Wesley Hunt
@WesleyHuntTX
Much like his presidency, Biden’s economy was a FRAUD. The jobs numbers, completely fabricated.

https://tinyurl.com/yfbmjmzr

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

259 Jefferies is a bomb thrower with no particular organizational skills. Pelosi , as big a peace of crap as she is, kept her people on line
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 09:02 AM (2ZThz)

They're keeping her out of the limelight currently because she's becoming Joe Biden.

She's losing her mental faculties. And likely gaining fecalties.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

260 Listened to a report whee the announcer complained that prices haven't come down as inflation came down.

Trump should give a speech where he tells the public something like;

I have solved Bidenflation as I said I would by cutting spending. If the Bidenspending comes back so will the Bidenflation. But unfortunately that doesn't mean the prices go back down that means they stop rising at these ridiculous rates.

Biden and the Democrats spent your money on illegals and hand outs to each other which is what raised the prices to what they are now. Every dollar they spent this way raised inflation. I'll grow the economy as long as you elect other congressional members that want to work with me on doing so.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 09:05 AM (t0Rmr)

261 I place the carton next to the stove before I open it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:05 AM (A2D3h)

262 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

I have to work today so none a you morons cause trouble while I'm gone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2025 09:06 AM (RIvkX)

263 MMmmmmm........Michelle Johnson was SMOKIN in that movie.
Posted by: Sponge

She showed 'em, too.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

I got paid for my scenes with her.

Posted by: Michael Caine at May 14, 2025 09:06 AM (Aqu9a)

264 "Episcopal Church Bishop Sean Rowe: It's against what we stand for to help white refugees fleeing South Africa"

Self-Gassing Episcopalians Drop the Mask, News at 11

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 14, 2025 09:06 AM (rrE7W)

265 "Lee Zeldin a good candidate, who ran a good campaign ,still got beat by 11+ points by Hochul who's as big an idiot as AOC"

It was five points. Closer than many thought with lots of D cheating. Zeldin's kamikaze run helped flip House seats else we'd still have Speaker Nancy (shudders).

AOC has high negatives with many voters because of her huge profile.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2025 09:06 AM (Gqoy+)

266 But I see it more of a fail that, despite the spending cuts, overall spending is up 7% from last year. WTH?
Posted by: Chuck Marte

--

I believe it's because Congress has appropriated the money but Trump isn't spending it. Looking only at the CR one would think spending is up, but if the Administration isn't actually spending the money then we get weirdness like this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 09:06 AM (tKZgo)

267 I transfer the eggs to the plastic storage container that came with my refrigerator and take no risk whatsoever with the original egg carton.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

268 I don't mind if someone's objection is that we shouldn't be accepting gifts from Arab mongrels. That's reasonable enough.

But I don't wanna hear cucks whine because something could piss off the Democrats and their media harpies.

Guess what? Everything does that. Until the last man on earth is a Democrat they'll be pissed off, and then that guy will kill pregnant wife for some perceived ideological transgression, and thus ends the reign of man over Earth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2025 09:06 AM (BI5O2)

269
I got paid for my scenes with her.
Posted by: Michael Caine at May 14, 2025 09:06 AM (Aqu9a)

In many ways.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

270 248 Moisten your fingers before removing eggs from the carton.
Posted by: Hints From Heloise

Look, if you just swallow them whole right from the carton, you can't fail!

Posted by: Dasypeltis snakes at May 14, 2025 09:07 AM (JCZqz)

271 Didn't Ol' Pancake Tits fall down a flight of stairs recently? She's 700 years old. Like Mitch, she's probably being force fed a vat of stem cells per day in an effort to just go on living. Bitch better have her phylactery prepared and well hidden.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 09:07 AM (CzMNg)

272 It's also...
Root Canal Appreciation Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

273 I’ll bet the asshole scumbag attendant just made the story up.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Absolutely. This is why I favor the following approach. When someone makes a complaint about racist remarks like that, they get thrown in jail. If they are telling the truth, they get released with compensation. If they are lying, they're already in jail.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 09:08 AM (jjoN6)

274 You people have a lot of problems with your eggs.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 09:08 AM (viF8m)

275 Bitch better have her phylactery prepared and well hidden.

I love how people around here are cultured and make geeky references that I understand.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 09:09 AM (jjoN6)

276 All this talk of eggs will have this in my head all day........

https://youtu.be/ai6RGxI5hck

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

277 Fifty eggs. Fifty of them.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at May 14, 2025 09:09 AM (i0F8b)

278 "I didn't make a racist remark. I was singing along with Tupac Shakur on the radio."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 09:10 AM (g3uJd)

279 Bitch better have her phylactery prepared and well hidden.

The word is liche. With an L.

Posted by: Some Practitioner of the Dark Arts at May 14, 2025 09:10 AM (t0Rmr)

280 Hey, WitchDoktor.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

281 "It's against what we stand for to help white refugees fleeing South Africa"

Nice. Saying the rayciss part out loud.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:10 AM (Ior/p)

282 I fumbled and lost six of the twelve I bought yesterday, cracked on the floor. Grrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You bought twelve eggs yesterday, Mr. Moneybags? Must have been a good day on Wall Street.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 09:10 AM (1sLEZ)

283 Bulg! What's up, brother?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 14, 2025 09:10 AM (g3uJd)

284 My wife puts a rubber band around the egg carton.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:11 AM (77rzZ)

285 The joke is that AOC could lose NY-14 against a well-picked well-financed opponent, as it was designed to be safe seat for old white guy Crowley. It has precincts in The Bronx that are some of the very few in NYC that voted for Trump outside Staten Island -- Italians, some Irish. (Where I grew up as an Urban Redneck) And it's half in Queens, most of which isn't woke. As for the rest, I'd run on an anti-Evita platform that she went to DC and forgot her people.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2025 09:11 AM (Gqoy+)

286 @265 Ignoramus, you're closer to correct. It was 6.4%. To lose aoc would still have to lose a lot of Dems, as independents would be in the same position as with Zeldin.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 09:11 AM (2ZThz)

287 That commandment must've been on the tablet that fell and broke.

Thou shalt not assist white people escape murderous tyranny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

288 Wesley Hunt
@WesleyHuntTX
Much like his presidency, Biden’s economy was a FRAUD. The jobs numbers, completely fabricated.

Lol...what's the most delusional Lefty response you can think of? Now, let's see what a DU discussion thread is titled (no comments yet, sadly):

Trump's tariffs in his first term were responsible for the inflation blamed on Biden as costs were passed to consumers

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2025 09:12 AM (JCZqz)

289 "Episcopal Church Bishop Sean Rowe: It's against what we stand for to help white refugees fleeing South Africa"
https://tinyurl.com/2dyc9wnb

The jokes about these types of "bishops" just write themselves.

Posted by: Bishopedness Mariann Edgar Budde, Cropped Hair and Bitter Faced at May 14, 2025 09:12 AM (xofCm)

290 Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 09:05 AM (t0Rmr)

Trump makes it much simpler.

"All your prices went up and while Congress was ripping you off and robbing you blind. They were having parties in Congress. They voted themselves a raise again last year while Biden was wandering around lost. It's true. You think Nancy Pelosi worries about the price of eggs? She probably has them flown in from somewhere. All those big beautiful stock picks she makes. What a track record she has. Always sells right before it drops. She's very good. Meanwhile they're out there crying fake tears in El Salvador trying to bring killers and rapists back to your neighborhood while I'm getting them OUT."

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 09:13 AM (FEPkz)

291 Eggs are down to about 35 cents apiece. I may splurge and buy some.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:13 AM (A2D3h)

292 Bulg! What's up, brother?
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Not much. Today's my day to go to Wegman's for lunch and have a slice of pizza.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)

293 The really evil politicians live for a very long time. Carter was what, 100? Pelosi, Biden, Mitch, they could all live 100-125 years

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 09:13 AM (AOsQT)

294 "In Dungeons & Dragons, a phylactery is a magical object that a lich, a powerful undead being, uses to preserve their life essence and ensure immortality. To be effective, a phylactery must be carefully prepared and well-hidden, often in a secret location."

Huh, the things you learn here.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 14, 2025 09:13 AM (rrE7W)

295 @259 Sponge, all the old time Dems seem to be aging all at once. That would be a good thing for Republicans as the younger Dems are as cagey as the oldsters. Unfortunately most of the Republicans are too stupid to put maneuver them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 09:14 AM (2ZThz)

296 @286 The x factor is now Turnout. With a few campaign stops Trump can get upstate White Non-College off their asses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2025 09:14 AM (Gqoy+)

297 Your doing it wrong.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 08:08 AM (A2D3h)

Unpossible for it is the only way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

This is the way

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 14, 2025 09:14 AM (v6XNT)

298 It is also the black box of Saturn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:15 AM (A2D3h)

299 Eggs laid, collected, trucked, shipped to grading facility, trucked to supermarket, placed in cart, put on conveyer, bagged, put in Buick trunk, carried into apartment, placed in refrigerator, only to be dropped at the critical moment, on that critical morning when you're hungry for breakfast. Sad.

Posted by: Life Ain't Fair at May 14, 2025 09:15 AM (G5+As)

300 liche > wight > skeletal warrior

Posted by: Some Practitioner of the Dark Arts at May 14, 2025 09:15 AM (t0Rmr)

301 @295 aren't not are

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 09:16 AM (2ZThz)

302 Moisten your fingers before removing eggs from the carton.

There's a Sandy Fluke joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 09:16 AM (Dg2sF)

303 It is also the black box of Saturn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:15 AM (A2D3h)

This is about me, isn't it......

Posted by: Latisha James at May 14, 2025 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

304 >>Nice. Saying the rayciss part out loud.

Open borders and importing millions of 3rd worlders into western countries was at the core of the globalist plan to remake the west into a one world government ruled by the elites.

It's so obvious now they aren't even trying to hide it. Trump's vision of strong nations run by the citizens of the individual countries, nationalism, is anathema to their plans.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 09:16 AM (viF8m)

305 296 @286 The x factor is now Turnout. With a few campaign stops Trump can get upstate White Non-College off their asses.
Posted by: Ignoramus

That's why Trump is importing all those racist whites from Africa! He's trying to flood the country to create a permanent white voting majority! Their complaints about "replacement theory" were just projection!!!!

Posted by: Unhinged Racial Grievance Leftists at May 14, 2025 09:17 AM (JCZqz)

306 It's so obvious now they aren't even trying to hide it. Trump's vision of strong nations run by the citizens of the individual countries, nationalism, is anathema to their plans.

They arrested opposition leaders in France and Romania solely because they oppose immigration - they are center left in every other way.

And of course same thing with Trump here or AFD in Germany.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2025 09:17 AM (t0Rmr)

307 274 You people have a lot of problems with your eggs.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 09:08 AM (viF8m)

Like cat ladies who delayed having children into their forties so they could make partner.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 09:17 AM (CzMNg)

308 Cranky old news editor from the '50s to cub reporter: "If your mother says she loves you, check it out."

Seasoned DC pro, circa 2025: "They lied to me but I didn't check it out until the election was over and I could cash in on a book deal."

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2025 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

309 In response Trump will use the absurdity of the courts to move Overton windows of what's politically acceptable. If we're not allowed to deport we'll be forced to encourage self-deportation by enforcing existing laws and denying all sustenance. This means going after employers and there are obvious targets to start with. It means shutting off benefits.
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Trump only got access to the Social Security database a day or so ago.
I-9 enforcement is coming.
Perp walks for CEOs and hiring managers.
Welfare benefits will be shut off with a keystroke.
There will be food riots in blue cities aimed at Democrats--who lied for years to them.
While the rest of America looks on in anger and horror at ... just how fucking many illegals were on welfare?!
Black Americans will be the most furious.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 09:17 AM (VB+S+)

310 "Episcopal Church Bishop Sean Rowe: It's against what we stand for to help white refugees fleeing South Africa"

Wow. Not a summary. He actually said that. Since you're so passionate about "racial justice", would you be interested in serving a mission over there for us?

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 09:18 AM (4Nep/)

311 Why are the leftists screaming about giving asylum to white South Africans? Don't they want all of the whites out of the country anyway? Trump's just trying to facilitate that.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

312 @304 We're citizens, not subjects.

Short history of the US: We're not British let alone European.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2025 09:18 AM (Gqoy+)

313 That's why Trump is importing all those racist whites from Africa! He's trying to flood the country to create a permanent white voting majority! Their complaints about "replacement theory" were just projection!!!!
Posted by: Unhinged Racial Grievance Leftists at May 14, 2025 09:17 AM (JCZqz)

They'll likely spew that soon.

However, Biden's 15 Million imports v. Trump 46 people, mostly women and children, means, well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

314 Didn't Ol' Pancake Tits fall down a flight of stairs recently? She's 700 years old. Like Mitch, she's probably being force fed a vat of stem cells per day in an effort to just go on living. Bitch better have her phylactery prepared and well hidden.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 09:07 AM (CzMNg)

Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi, 85 year old Queer at May 14, 2025 09:19 AM (xofCm)

315 277 Fifty eggs. Fifty of them.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at May 14, 2025 09:09 AM (i0F8b)

Left out of the final edit of the film was a scene in the barracks that night, when Luke's horrendously stinky flatulence made all the other inmates beg to be put in the box.

Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2025 09:19 AM (aBgBM)

316 Good. Pete Rose deserves to be in the HOF.

Nobody will exceed his 4,256 hits. Ever.

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 14, 2025 09:19 AM (1E4GV)

317 We've only had all these problems with eggs since the Egg Lady, Edith Massey, passed on.

Posted by: No Yolk! at May 14, 2025 09:20 AM (G5+As)

318 300 liche > wight > skeletal warrior
Posted by: Some Practitioner of the Dark Arts

Don't forget about me!!!
https://tinyurl.com/3usar9z5

Posted by: Demi-Lich at May 14, 2025 09:21 AM (JCZqz)

319 Were illegals counted to help Blue states keep their seats, and then setup massive gerrymanders?

Yes. Trump fought on this and lost/gave up
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Technically, yes.
When they stole 2020.
He had the EO that they not be counted.
It was in court.
And Biden's DOJ vigorously defended it ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 09:21 AM (VB+S+)

320 Good. Pete Rose deserves to be in the HOF.

Nobody will exceed his 4,256 hits. Ever.
Posted by: Danimal28 at May 14, 2025 09:19 AM (1E4GV)

It's a travesty they did that to him for all those years. Did he bet on baseball? Yes. He NEVER bet on his own team nor did anything he did as a player or manager directly effected the outcome of a game to his benefit his bets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

321 Pete Rose was playing for years before the Big Red Machine. They rarely took to the field together when it wasn't the playoffs

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:21 AM (A2D3h)

322 Trump's tariffs in his first term were responsible for the inflation blamed on Biden as costs were passed to consumers
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2025 09:12 AM (JCZqz)
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All they know how to do is LIE. Sadly, it works with the MSM and the LIV's.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 09:22 AM (NpAcC)

323 Pete Rose accepted a deal to be banned from the HOF in order to get the investigation against him halted.

They dropped the investigation and kept their end of the bargain.

He immediately started complaining he should be in the Hall. Fuck him.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 09:22 AM (FEPkz)

324 We get a lot of "farm fresh" eggs. No refrigeration. They go into a plastic egg holder on the counter.

I nearly lost one the other day while washing it before making scrambled eggs.

It was free, so I'm not that distressed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 09:22 AM (Q4IgG)

325 Florida Troopers Now Federally Credentialed To Arrest Illegal Immigrants On Their Own

Florida is the first state to have its law enforcement officers credentialed.

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2025 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

326 Lordy, what Bombay call center did we obtain this new troll from?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 09:23 AM (VB+S+)

327 302 Moisten your fingers before removing eggs from the carton.

There's a Sandy Fluke joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

How am I supposed to hold the carton AND get the eggs out at the same time!?!?!?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 14, 2025 09:23 AM (JCZqz)

328 How am I supposed to hold the carton AND get the eggs out at the same time!?!?!?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 14, 2025 09:23 AM (JCZqz)

Trump DID make an arms deal with the Saudis, so you may have hope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

329 325 Florida Troopers Now Federally Credentialed To Arrest Illegal Immigrants On Their Own

Florida is the first state to have its law enforcement officers credentialed.
Posted by: SMOD

Oh man...this is going to drive the Left absolutely apeshit.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2025 09:24 AM (JCZqz)

330 "Episcopal Church Bishop Sean Rowe: It's against what we stand for to help white refugees fleeing South Africa"
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When the Summer of Love 2.0 riots start, we'll know which side the Episcopalians will stand with.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 14, 2025 09:24 AM (Dv3i1)

331 As usual I don’t get the Left’s outrage of the United States getting a plane from another country or any supposedly person on the Right having a problem with it.

We give other countries billions of dollars every year. That a country offers a gift of gratitude has been a long time coming. Not since the Statute of Liberty. I guess we should give that back.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:25 AM (VofaG)

332 Gun lobbyists are expressing dismay with a compromise on silencers included in the fast-tracked budget bill and the GOP’s slow-walking of another demand to stop the taxing and registration of commonly owned AR-15 style pistols. On Monday, the House Ways and Means Committee released its plan, and while it stripped a $200 tax on the sale of silencers, it still required registration and sale approval by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2025 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

333 Where's Doof these days?

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:25 AM (77rzZ)

334 Qatar rhymes with "gutter".

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 09:25 AM (g47mK)

335 Guitar.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:26 AM (A2D3h)

336 Trump DID make an arms deal with the Saudis, so you may have hope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

Whoa. How can I get in on this action?!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 14, 2025 09:26 AM (FEPkz)

337 Not since the Statute of Liberty. I guess we should give that back.
Posted by: polynikes

The stupid Emma Lazarus poem, anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

338 Don't they want all of the whites out of the country anyway?

No, they want all white people dead. They think that this will finally correct all the "injustices" that have been inflicted and that the world will be a happy place.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 09:26 AM (jjoN6)

339 Where's Doof these days?
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:25 AM (77rzZ)

Likely wallowing in the misery of his Caps being down 3 - 1.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

340 325 Florida Troopers Now Federally Credentialed To Arrest Illegal Immigrants On Their Own

Florida is the first state to have its law enforcement officers credentialed.
Posted by: SMOD
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I wish Ohio would do this, but no way DeWine would go for it and Columbus is basically East Denver in regard to it's illegal population.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 14, 2025 09:26 AM (Dv3i1)

341 How can you mow people down without waking the neighbors?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:27 AM (A2D3h)

342 Elon Exposes DOGE-Targeted Agency Had “A Contract with a Taliban Member,” Was Deleting Records, and Was “Funneling Money Into a Private Bank Account”

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2025 09:27 AM (RHGPo)

343 Qatar also rhymes with bâtard (French for "bastard").

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 09:27 AM (g47mK)

344 Qatar rhymes with "gutter".
Posted by: runner

I've heard that it's actually pronounced like "gutter." That's why they prefer that English-speakers pronounce it "kuh-TAR."

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:27 AM (77rzZ)

345 How can you mow people down without waking the neighbors?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:27 AM (A2D3h)

Electric cars are pretty quiet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

346 No, they want all white people dead. They think that this will finally correct all the "injustices" that have been inflicted and that the world will be a happy place.
Posted by: NR Pax

It's called "restorative justice", and it's beautiful. Hopefully coming to a neighborhood near you!

Posted by: Leftist Race Mongers at May 14, 2025 09:28 AM (JCZqz)

347 No, they want all white people dead. They think that this will finally correct all the "injustices" that have been inflicted and that the world will be a happy place.
Posted by: NR Pax

Yet, black on black crime and murder begs to differ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

348 Let’s get more Somalians instead of white South Africans. They’ve been such a positive for the country.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:28 AM (VofaG)

349 Not since the Statute of Liberty. I guess we should give that back.

Since we're worried now about the appearance of impropriety of accepting gifts from foreigners, how about we take a look at the loyalties of all the dual citizens in Congress?

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 09:28 AM (4Nep/)

350 NATIONAL BUTTERMILK BISCUIT DAY | May 14

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2025 09:29 AM (RHGPo)

351 I've heard that it's actually pronounced like "gutter."

==

um, that was the essence of my bon-mot ...

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 09:29 AM (g47mK)

352 To be effective, a phylactery must be carefully prepared and well-hidden, often in a secret location."

Kinda like that polyp on Bribem's prostate.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:29 AM (Ior/p)

353 Does an AR pistol have a grip for both hands?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:29 AM (A2D3h)

354 The word is liche. With an L.
Posted by: Some Practitioner of the Dark Arts at May 14, 2025 09:10 AM (t0Rmr)

But you have to sacrifice the trailing 'e' for it to work.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (ExV1e)

355 Yet, black on black crime and murder begs to differ.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

Whitey makes them do that.
Once we're dead, Wakanda!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (CzMNg)

356 In New Haven, Connecticut, home to Yale University, a conservative woman spent a year embroiled in the criminal justice system based on the allegation that she had hurled a racial slur at someone. Ultimately, the case was dismissed because videos proved her innocence, but the whole case perfectly illustrates how leftists are destroying free speech by redefining the line between speech and violence.

Lauren Noble, the founder of the Buckley Institute, which exists to “promot[e] intellectual diversity at Yale University,” was arrested a year ago. The charge? She allegedly used a racial slur against a parking attendant

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (RHGPo)

357 >>"It's against what we stand for to help white refugees fleeing South Africa"

God's love doesn't include Afrikaners, apparently.
Good to know where charity ends for the Episcopal Church.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (F/B4x)

358 Trump DID make an arms deal with the Saudis, so you may have hope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

Whoa. How can I get in on this action?!
Posted by: Michelle Fields

You first need both arms. Arms deal. Not arm deal.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (Ior/p)

359 Yet, black on black crime and murder begs to differ.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

These "people" will argue that such things happen because white people still cause raysism.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (jjoN6)

360 Episscopalians are just virtue signaling racists.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (A2D3h)

361 How am I supposed to hold the carton AND get the eggs out at the same time!?!?!?
Posted by: Michelle Fields

Welcome, Michelle, I read your autobiography-A Farewell To Arm- it was gripping.

Posted by: Weakly Reader at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (G5+As)

362 I do expect the bee to do a headline on giving back the Statue of Liberty and retroactively impeach Grover Cleveland.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (VofaG)

363 When those purple leaved trees are blooming in Pretoria its a beautiful city. But not for long.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (viF8m)

364
You first need both arms. Arms deal. Not arm deal.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (Ior/p)

Whelp. I tried.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

365 >I've heard that it's actually pronounced like "gutter."
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nah
let's use the Americanized pronunciation

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (AOsQT)

366 Does an AR pistol have a grip for both hands?
Posted by: Boss Moss

The good ones do.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (Ior/p)

367 311 The leftists want whites dead, Bulg. Here, there, and everywhere.

It's one of the reasons I've brought up the Rwanda genocide playbook here time and time again. And the white genocide in South Africa.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (rrE7W)

368 >>Let’s get more Somalians instead of white South Africans. They’ve been such a positive for the country.

Saw speculation that they don't want grateful, productive, assimilating refugees because it will demonstrate how awful other refugee groups are for their communities IYKWIM.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (F/B4x)

369 God's love doesn't include Afrikaners, apparently.
Good to know where charity ends for the Episcopal Church.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (F/B4x)

It's a theological paradox. Jesus didn't die for whitey's sins, and nonwhites are sinless.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (CzMNg)

370 Any desire Democrats have to solve problems is dwarfed by their scorn for Trump.

Since when do Democrats (and many, perhaps most, Republicans) desire to solve problems? Or is this in reference to the "problem" of "not enough of other people's money is being directed my way."

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (rF2iL)

371 Nood bewbs on art thread!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (Ior/p)

372 Did the Saudis dismember anybody before the arms deal?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (A2D3h)

373
These "people" will argue that such things happen because white people still cause raysism.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (jjoN6)

I do think it's funny "black fatigue" is a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

374 On Monday, the House Ways and Means Committee released its plan, and while it stripped a $200 tax on the sale of silencers, it still required registration and sale approval by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.

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It's comical to begin to see that these are very much White People laws.

The urban youth can have all the full-auto Glocks they want, but if you would like to slightly reduce the decibel level of the rifle you're zeroing in then we're going to need permission to come into your home any time we feel like it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (sD6nn)

375 This Qatari airplane thing is stupid, an unforced and just stupid error by President Trump. Profoundly tone-deaf and I'm afraid speaks clearly to his very elitist point of veiw. We shouldn't accept gifts of any sort from repressive, monotheistic nations with hereditary aristocracies as governments.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (tLEZq)

376 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

377 Posted by: ErikInTexas at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (tLEZq)

Agreed. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (FEPkz)

378 Jefferies is a bomb thrower with no particular organizational skills. Pelosi , as big a peace of crap as she is, kept her people on line
Posted by: Smell the Glove

She was a prolific fund raiser.

The old guard put people on committees (recognition)

That's how she kept people in line.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (FxH7T)

379 Posted by: ErikInTexas at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (tLEZq)

You forgot the sarcasm tag.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (VofaG)

380 We shouldn't accept gifts of any sort from repressive, monotheistic nations with hereditary aristocracies as governments.

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ISWYDT

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex, pursuing love regardless of income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (sD6nn)

381 We shouldn't accept gifts of any sort from repressive, monotheistic nations with hereditary aristocracies as governments.
Posted by: ErikInTexas

Shit.

Posted by: The Resolute Desk at May 14, 2025 09:39 AM (JCZqz)

382 316 Good. Pete Rose deserves to be in the HOF.

Nobody will exceed his 4,256 hits. Ever.
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My sentiments exactly. All Pro Sports are in business to lay bets.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 09:43 AM (n17eQ)

383 If I hear the word "equity" one more time, I'm going to blow what's left of my brain cells all over my very Conservative baby boomer shoes.

Posted by: htcl at May 14, 2025 10:36 AM (3A2Vm)

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