Trump Launches Civil Rights Probe Into Harvard's Defiant Continuation of Racially-Discriminatory Hiring Practices; Also Chops Funding by Almost a Half Billion Dollars

Harvard is violating the clear law as announced by the Supreme Court -- racial discrimination in hiring or admissions is illegal, even if you're discriminating against one of the Dirty Races like whites, Asians, or Jews.

But they will plead in court: "Democrat."

EXCLUSIVE: Trump Administration Launches Civil Rights Probe of Harvard's Hiring Practices

EEOC investigation follows school's statement that it had increased the number of 'women, non-binary, and/or people of color' on its faculty.

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is investigating whether Harvard University unlawfully hires faculty based on race and sex, arguing that the school's own data provides evidence of discrimination. The probe is the latest federal action against the beleaguered university, which last month sued the Trump administration over its decision to freeze more than $2 billion in aid to the Ivy League school.
In a document initiating the investigation, the EEOC cited materials on Harvard's website--many of them now deleted--in which the school bragged about increasing the number of "women, non-binary, and/or people of color" on the faculty. The largest increase was in the share of non-white tenure-track faculty, which rose by 37 percent between 2013 and 2023.
The majority of those new hires, Harvard noted in a 2023 report, had been made in the past year.

White men, meanwhile, decreased dramatically as a share of tenure-track faculty, dropping from 46 percent in 2013 to 32 percent in 2023. Every other demographic for which Harvard collects data, including white women, rose over the same period.
The EEOC probe, launched on April 25, has not been previously reported. It comes as Harvard is fending off investigations from at least five other government agencies, part of the Trump administration's effort to crack down on anti-Semitism and racial preferences on college campuses.
The statistics cited in Harvard's own reports could be evidence of a "pattern or practice of discrimination," acting EEOC commissioner Andrea Lucas wrote in the document, known as a commissioner charge. The agency also cited a bevy of fellowships and training programs that only accept non-white applicants, such as a Harvard Medical School internship for "underrepresented minority (URM)" students.
"Harvard may have violated and may be continuing to violate Title VII by engaging in a pattern or practice of disparate treatment against white, Asian, male, or straight employees, applicants, and training program participants," Lucas wrote. "The aggrieved individuals include all employees, former employees, prospective employees, and current and prospective training program applicants and participants who are white, Asian, male, non-black, non-Native American, or straight."
Harvard did not respond to a request for comment.

Trump also chopped federal funding for this scumbag racist institution by $450 million. On top of the previous cuts.

The Trump administration announced Tuesday it was canceling another $450 million in grants to Harvard University after the Ivy League school "repeatedly failed" to quell race discrimination and antisemitism on campus.
"There is a dark problem on Harvard's campus, and by prioritizing appeasement over accountability, institutional leaders have forfeited the school's claim to taxpayer support," members of Trump's Joint Task Force to Combat Anti-Semitism said in a statement.
"Harvard, and its leadership group who are tainted by the egregious infractions under its watch, faces a steep, uphill battle to reclaim its legacy as a lawful institution and center of academic excellence."
The cuts are coming from at least eight different federal agencies, and are taking place after the task force -- which comprises the Departments of Education and Health and Human Services as well as the General Services Administration -- terminated $2.2 billion in grants last week.
Reps for Harvard University declined to comment but directed The Post to an amended complaint filed Tuesday in its lawsuit against the Trump administration's funding freeze.
"The Government's actions flout not just the First Amendment, but also federal laws and regulations," reads the revised suit filed by attorney Steven Lehotsky of the law firm Lehotsky Keller Cohn.

Because Democrats love taxes so much, Republicans are taking them at their word and proposing a five-fold increase of the tax on fake universities' multibillion dollar endowments.

House Republicans on the Ways and Means Committee released the full version of a long-awaited tax bill Monday that does for higher ed exactly what they suggested it would in a draft version Friday: dramatically increase the excise tax on wealthy colleges' endowments.
If the legislation passes, the tax rate for each institution would range from 1.4 to 21 percent, depending on the size of its endowment and the number of students it enrolls, according to the 339-page bill. As with the existing endowment tax, the increases would apply only to private institutions.
"Under the economic policies of President Biden and Washington Democrats, the wealthy and well-connected benefitted from taxpayer handouts," said committee chairman Jason Smith, a Republican from Missouri. "The Ways and Means Republican tax bill ends special interest giveaways and will hold the woke elite and entities that benefit from the tax code accountable."

Trump tried to work with the establishment in his first term. He wanted to get along.

They repaid his efforts to build bridges by demonizing him, almost completely destroying his first term with a years-long investigation into completely fabricated charges of being a RUSSIAN AGENT, and attempted to imprison him for the rest of his life.

What happens to them now is on them.

Posted by: Ace at 06:24 PM

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1 harvard is openly defying US racial discrimination laws and they think that is a good thing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2025 06:25 PM (e5NfL)

2 Hearty!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2025 06:27 PM (6YdsJ)

3 I'm going to start calling my French/Polish wife Lehotsky.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 14, 2025 06:27 PM (wBaIH)

4 Why does Trump hate Jesus?

Posted by: the Episcopalians at May 14, 2025 06:27 PM (gKWVE)

5 Ok, better.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 06:27 PM (g47mK)

6 Bold actions from the Trump administration!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at May 14, 2025 06:28 PM (tiAlS)

7 Bold

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 14, 2025 06:28 PM (MsrgL)

8 Discrimination based on race is good.

You wouldn't understand why because you didn't go to Harvard.

/s/
Harvard Alum, class of 1850 & Harvard Alum, class of 2025

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 06:29 PM (VB+S+)

9 Ace needs close tags

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 14, 2025 06:29 PM (MsrgL)

10 We are Ace's close tags.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2025 06:30 PM (6YdsJ)

11 It's like Bizarro World at Harvard 2025. White South Africans are fleeing their homeland due to violent black racists who make apartheid look like a trip to Disneyland while Ivy League Schools have implemented their own form of apartheid against white males and Jews here in the good ol' USA.

Posted by: Zombie P.W. Botha at May 14, 2025 06:30 PM (R/m4+)

12 amazing what can happen when the elite lose the white house

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 14, 2025 06:31 PM (CWTWj)

13 Ace is feeling very bold about this post.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2025 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

14 This fragile world is held together by those brave commenters with closetags in their handles.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2025 06:31 PM (cduTK)

15 Bold statements by Ace, but I agree

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2025 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

16 Discrimination based on race is good.
You wouldn't understand why because you didn't go to Harvard.
/s/
Harvard Alum, class of 1850 & Harvard Alum, class of 2025
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I don't think i was ever racist, growing up in Louisiana gett8ng bussed to shitty schools where i stood out like a grain of rice in a bowl of black eyed peas.

Now. Now I am racist AF and it's relatively recent beginning with Barky O'Fuckstick's reign in '08 as a direct result of how he broke my country and set the Donk's freak loose.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 14, 2025 06:32 PM (MsrgL)

17 Ivy, schmivy, no one cares

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at May 14, 2025 06:33 PM (lLDj+)

18 .
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ! ! !
.
But seriously ... fuck the Democrats and their inbred cousins, the RiNOs.

Posted by: Marooned at May 14, 2025 06:33 PM (kt8QE)

19 This fragile world is held together by those brave commenters with closetags in their handles.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2025 06:31 PM (cduTK)
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Didn't Louis Armstrong sing about that?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2025 06:33 PM (6YdsJ)

20 It's like Bizarro World at Harvard 2025. White South Africans are fleeing their homeland due to violent black racists who make apartheid look like a trip to Disneyland while Ivy League Schools have implemented their own form of apartheid against white males and Jews here in the good ol' USA.

Posted by: Zombie P.W. Botha at May 14, 2025 06:30 PM

And the kicker is they are openly breaking multiple state and federal civil rights laws and taunting the federal government to try and do something to them about it.

This is not going to end the way harvard thinks it will. I suspect they are lawyering up and taking the "we can wait out Trump" approach.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2025 06:33 PM (e5NfL)

21 Didn't Louis Armstrong sing about that?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

A close
Is just a tag

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 14, 2025 06:34 PM (MsrgL)

22
The next Enrico Fermi doesn't have to go to Harvard. The next Bill Kristol does.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 06:34 PM (QnmlO)

23 Remember, something like 90% of DEI admin jobs go to AWFLs.

Because the only way to end racism is to put rich, white females into do-nothing, no accountability, high-paying jobs.

You wouldn't understand why this is necessary because you didn't go to Harvard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 06:35 PM (VB+S+)

24
DEI is the quaint notion that Michelle Obama is poor and oppressed while an unemployed West Virginia coal miner is privileged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 06:36 PM (QnmlO)

25 >> There is a dark problem on Harvard's campus,

Wait. I thought they hired less white people.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 14, 2025 06:38 PM (HicSp)

26 Trump just has to keep the hits coming . They Dems and their institutions can't keep up. The courts are a pain right now but I have a feeling that is going to break soon. This bill from Congress gives trump additional weapons to hit the Dems where it hurts , their ideology and money. Keep it up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 06:38 PM (2ZThz)

27 Pritzker The Hut: implicated in USAID. Will he go to the Big House as is customary for IL governors?

https://tinyurl.com/72uuuxkh

Posted by: Ciampino - wants some of that money at May 14, 2025 06:38 PM (sPQoU)

28
I suspect they are lawyering up and taking the "we can wait out Trump" approach.

Always worked before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2025 06:39 PM (63Dwl)

29 Pritzker The Hut: implicated in USAID. Will he go to the Big House as is customary for IL governors?

https://tinyurl.com/72uuuxkh
Posted by: Ciampino - wants some of that money at May 14, 2025 06:38 PM (sPQoU)

If he goes, it will have to be a BIG cell in the Big House.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 06:39 PM (VNX3d)

30 Why does Trump hate Jesus?
Posted by: the Episcopalians at May 14, 2025 06:27 PM (gKWVE)

(furrows brow, looks at Episcopalians)

Posted by: That Guy at May 14, 2025 06:39 PM (0eaVi)

31 I suspect they are lawyering up and taking the "we can wait out Trump" approach.

Always worked before.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2025 06:39 PM (63Dwl)

We helped!

Posted by: GOPe at May 14, 2025 06:40 PM (0eaVi)

32 If he goes, it will have to be a BIG cell in the Big House.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 06:39 PM (VNX3d)
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When he sits around the Big House, he sits *around* the Big House!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2025 06:40 PM (6YdsJ)

33 I got into Harvard as a biceps-challenged, and look at me now!

Posted by: David Hogg at May 14, 2025 06:40 PM (g07/a)

34 suspect they are lawyering up and taking the "we can wait out Trump" approach.

Always worked before.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Trump 2.0 isn't taking prisoners in the culture wars. He intends to break these bastards. I would bet on Trump.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2025 06:41 PM (2J/Lj)

35 Trump slashes budget for Ace's close tags.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 14, 2025 06:42 PM (2UnvF)

36 The bill is 339 pages? Can't they hire someone who is brilliant at condensing this stuff into something like 5-10 pages?

Posted by: beckster at May 14, 2025 06:42 PM (NLtte)

37
The bill is 339 pages? Can't they hire someone who is brilliant at condensing this stuff into something like 5-10 pages?
Posted by: beckster at May 14, 2025 06:42 PM (NLtte)

I think they're all written by AI now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 06:44 PM (QnmlO)

38 closetags are gay

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2025 06:45 PM (cduTK)

39
Remember me?

Posted by: Waste, Fraud and Abuse at May 14, 2025 06:45 PM (QnmlO)

40 Treating people different based on Race is GOOD!

Democrats right up until 1960.... but then all back in in 2010.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)

41 AIEEEEEEEE

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2025 06:46 PM (rT96s)

42 Minx 0.8 beta! The best blogging system on the planet!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2025 06:47 PM (mWSu4)

43 The bill is 339 pages? Can't they hire someone who is brilliant at condensing this stuff into something like 5-10 pages?
Posted by: beckster at May 14, 2025 06:42 PM (NLtte)

Bill writers charge by the word - or is it the letter and punctuation?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 06:47 PM (VNX3d)

44
100 years ago, if you thought the races should be treated equally, you'd be considered a left-wing lunatic.

50 years ago, if you thought the races should be treated equally, you'd be considered a moderate.

Today, if you think the races should be treated equally, you're considered a right-wing lunatic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 06:47 PM (QnmlO)

45 AIEEEEEEEE
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2025 06:46 PM

You saw sumpin' that a woman ain't s'pose to see?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2025 06:48 PM (g07/a)

46 339 pages is positively svelte compared to Obamacare or the Inflation Enabling Act.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2025 06:48 PM (6YdsJ)

47 LOL

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2025 06:48 PM (rT96s)

48 NOOD Trump - Hahvahd

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 06:49 PM (VNX3d)

49 Minx 0.8 beta! The best blogging system on the planet!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2025 06:47 PM

I've heard that from a CoB or two.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2025 06:49 PM (g07/a)

50 @48 - Too many tabs open at once. Nooded in the last thread, too.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 06:49 PM (VNX3d)

51 Trump 2.0 isn't taking prisoners in the culture wars. He intends to break these bastards. I would bet on Trump.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2025 06:41 PM (2J/Lj)

Trump is winning the Political War...

But Judges are throwing out the actual Law, to stop him... case in point.

The Constitution itself says you can suspend Habeus Corpus in time of War OR Invasion.

The Commander in Chief, has declared by Executive Order that the border crises is an Invasion.

The Courts are just ignoring this... even though during Covid the Supremes stated it was not the Courts job to interfere during a National Emergency... which Trump HAS declared.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 06:49 PM (mP0Kj)

52 I just like adding the lamentation sound effects to Ace's gloat poats

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2025 06:50 PM (rT96s)

53
NOOD Trump - Hahvahd
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 06:49 PM (VNX3d)

*runs in excitedly*

Hey guys, I... oh, everyone's here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 06:50 PM (QnmlO)

54 Just get the federal government completely out of education. No more grants, no more money, no more anything. No more rules either. Let all the schools, state schools and private, sink or swim on their own.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at May 14, 2025 06:50 PM (P7Iz+)

55 The bill is 339 pages?

if you never saw a congressional bill, you'd be surprised at how few words are on a page

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 14, 2025 06:50 PM (CWTWj)

56 Today, if you think the races should be treated equally, you're considered a right-wing lunatic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 06:47 PM (QnmlO)

And quoting Martin Luther King, if you are White, proves yer a Racisty Raaaaacist!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 06:51 PM (mP0Kj)

57 Bold is better than italics.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 06:51 PM (8uoau)

58 "White men, meanwhile, decreased dramatically as a share of tenure-track faculty, dropping from 46 percent in 2013 to 32 percent in 2023. Every other demographic for which Harvard collects data, including white women, rose over the same period."

And not because "White Men" are inferior, they are superior. They outperform due to testosterone and their cultural upbringing, and (superior?) genetics.

So they have to be discriminated against, and "Diversity is Our Strength" fake religion is the tactic to destroy them .. and America, and the (Christian) West in general.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2025 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

59 When I F5 I drop down a thread

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 06:52 PM (8uoau)

60 Going back to a previous topic, maybe certain Harvard departments should be sent to Zimbabwe to teach them there is no such thing as reverse racism.

Posted by: PG at May 14, 2025 06:53 PM (afPT4)

61 Bold is better than italics.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 06:51 PM (8uoau)
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AoSHQ Style Guide requires you add "Fight me!" to statements of that nature.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2025 06:53 PM (6YdsJ)

62 Just get the federal government completely out of education. No more grants, no more money, no more anything. No more rules either. Let all the schools, state schools and private, sink or swim on their own.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at May 14, 2025 06:50 PM

Stop all federal student loans and this $hit would end pretty quickly. Put that business back in the hands of private banks and credit unions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2025 06:53 PM (e5NfL)

63 59 When I F5 I drop down a thread
Posted by: Boss Moss

Excuse me sir, this is a family thread!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2025 06:53 PM (rT96s)

64 *runs in excitedly*

Hey guys, I... oh, everyone's here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 06:50 PM

It's not the Book Thread, so no one will comment on the fact you forgot your pants.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2025 06:53 PM (g07/a)

65 My schadenboner is now summa cum laude

Posted by: Or loudly. Either way. at May 14, 2025 06:53 PM (TbWk/)

66 >>> Bold is better than italics.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 06:51 PM (8uoau)

marquee and blink are good too but we can't be trusted

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2025 06:55 PM (cduTK)

67 And they say college ain't a grift. I say they are very wrong. Ungodly amounts of cash. Screw em!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 14, 2025 06:55 PM (MdSwn)

68 Its hilarious when you talk to a leftist about the hiring and admissions practices of colleges. They alternately argue that affirmative action is not happening, that its a good thing, and that that's DEI, not affirmative action.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 06:56 PM (2VST1)

69 TheDailyBeast: Pete Buttigieg Says He Is Considering a 2028 Presidential Run...added that his children, 4-year-old twins Gus and Penelope, also factor into his decision-making, telling Giridharadas, “Having kids can motivate you to run, but it can also motivate you to spend more time at home.”

Imagine, a smart president again! I will take Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team

His quick mind and intelligence could make him the nominee. It would also expose our most vital principles and platform to GOP attacks, as well as to voters. Gay and married is not tolerable to a lot of the electorate, just look at trans backlash.

Sadly, unless something significant changes at the DNC, the 2028 nominee will be a straight white male not named Shapiro or Newsom.

Sadly, his personal life is problematic to a lot of voters. I would certainly vote for Pete, but it seems more likely to me that he'd win a senatorial election instead. Michigan has a seat open! That would also put to rest any talk that he's never won a big election.

I wished we lived in a country where a gay man or a woman could get elected.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2025 06:56 PM (ycI94)

70 Leftist: DEI is just trying to bring equality
Sane person: It excludes Asians and white people, especially men, how is that equality?
Leftist: We have to right centuries of injustice!
Sane person: how does being unjust to someone end injustice?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 06:58 PM (2VST1)

71 Remember, something like 90% of DEI admin jobs go to AWFLs.

Because the only way to end racism is to put rich, white females into do-nothing, no accountability, high-paying jobs.

You wouldn't understand why this is necessary because you didn't go to Harvard.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 06:35 PM (VB+S+)

The next step is replacing the women by trans women

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2025 06:58 PM (8avO+)

72 another reason to buy American : "U.S. engineers have discovered mysterious, undocumented communication devices lurking in some Chinese-made solar power inverters and batteries Reuters reported.

“The rogue components provide additional, undocumented communication channels that could allow firewalls to be circumvented remotely, with potentially catastrophic consequences,” said Reuters’ sources, who spoke anonymously because they had not been given permission to speak on the record."

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 06:59 PM (g47mK)

73 I wished we lived in a country where a gay man or a woman could get elected.

Who wants to tell them?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 06:59 PM (2VST1)

74 As I was saying to my wife, Lehotsky, the other day... Lehotsky, make me a sammich, please.

After 39 years of marriage, she is still Lehotsky (to me), I still say please, and she still can't make a decent sammich.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 14, 2025 06:59 PM (wBaIH)

75 "EAT THE RICH!"

A sign frequently seen being carried on the campus at Harvard, or in the office of a certain fake Indian.

Coming soon;

"WE DIDN'T MEAN US!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 14, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF)

76 This is the woke's Midway.

/WWII references.

I closed the tag.

Posted by: 13times at May 14, 2025 06:59 PM (nyc/y)

77 Rumor has it that Management's response to whinging about formatting issues caused by lack of close tags will be a dismissive "We're looking forward."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2025 06:59 PM (g07/a)

78 rogue and undocumented components!

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 07:00 PM (g47mK)

79 The most reliable Democrat voting bloc is who, again?? Where do they tend to concentrate, again???

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:00 PM (PCK5/)

80 The Obamas are faggots.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:00 PM (8uoau)

81 >>I wished we lived in a country where a gay man or a woman could get elected.

Obama was elected. Maybe.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (viF8m)

82 Why do they get any taxpayer money? I don’t care if their hiring practices were pristine, those billionaire grifters shouldn’t get one dime from me.

Defund. Clawback. Tax endowments at 90%.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (NuG5g)

83 Imagine, a smart president again! I will take Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team

The Fag/Slag ticket?

Posted by: What's gay and rhymes with ratchet? at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (TbWk/)

84 73 I wished we lived in a country where a gay man or a woman could get elected.

Who wants to tell them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 06:59 PM (2VST1)

You are referring to the Ruby Tuesdays gay waiter guy, right??

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (PCK5/)

85 The Obamas are faggots.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You post that like it's news.?

Posted by: MkY at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (cPGH3)

86 The bill is 339 pages? Can't they hire someone who is brilliant at condensing this stuff into something like 5-10 pages?
Posted by: beckster at May 14, 2025 06:42 PM (NLtte)

Probably 100 pages of "definitions".

Gotta have those with common sense being in short supply.

Posted by: Legal Writing 101 at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

87 Not sure 90% is enough.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (8uoau)

88 Imagine, a smart president again! I will take Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team

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Just...WOW. No further proof is needed to confirm these DU's are the dumbest people that ever had life breathed into them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2025 07:02 PM (qBdHI)

89 Imagine, a smart president again! I will take Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team

I agree, that would be quite a team, the hilarity would never end. Even more comical and out of touch than Harris/Walz LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:03 PM (2VST1)

90 Harvard could lose money?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyway

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 14, 2025 07:03 PM (HYKHz)

91 Try the new South African diet plan.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (8uoau)

92
Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team

It sure would.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

93 ****What happens to them now is on them.
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Does happy dance on their Out of Business sign.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (9HjFA)

94 Just...WOW. No further proof is needed to confirm these DU's are the dumbest people that ever had life breathed into them.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I thought these were from a testosterone challenged male, but now I'm beginning to think female.?

Posted by: MkY at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (cPGH3)

95 We have to remember… they Want a Dystopia… although they call it Utopia…

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (PCK5/)

96 They repaid his efforts to build bridges by demonizing him, almost completely destroying his first term with a years-long investigation into completely fabricated charges of being a RUSSIAN AGENT, and attempted to imprison him for the rest of his life.

AND SHOT HIM IN THE FACE!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (AdGz1)

97 85 The Obamas are faggots.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You post that like it's news.?
Posted by: MkY at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (cPGH3)
Then how did they get elected? The election would have to have been rigged.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (LHPAg)

98 Imagine, a smart president again! I will take Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team

I agree, that would be quite a team, the hilarity would never end. Even more comical and out of touch than Harris/Walz LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:03 PM (2VST1)

I love how he has his reason for quitting the race already in place in his non announcement.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (8avO+)

99 76 Fuck off. I committed Seppuku after Midway. It's never enough for you a-holes

Posted by: Vice Admiral Nagumo at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (wBaIH)

100 I just caught Copilot in a mistake, and so I shamed it mercilessly

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (AOsQT)

101 92
Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team

It sure would.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Slammin' for the home team.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (9HjFA)

102 After 39 years of marriage, she is still Lehotsky (to me), I still say please, and she still can't make a decent sammich.

Sounds like you didn't go there for the sammiches.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:05 PM (Dob0+)

103 >>> They alternately argue that affirmative action is not happening, that its a good thing, and that that's DEI, not affirmative action.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 06:56 PM (2VST1)

The thing that gets me is they came up with a three letter acronym for a specific unordered series of words that could only spell DIE but they just happen to only write it dei. I mean there's IDE but that's ordered - integrated development environment. Their crap words are completely unordered so it only makes sense to use an existing word. And also the only three letter word that exists DIE resonates well with the abject failure of their philosophy. But we get dei.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2025 07:05 PM (cduTK)

104 Leftist: TAX THE RICH!!!
Sane Person: They are taxed. A lot.
Leftist: They should be taxed more!
Sane Person: How much more should the rich be taxed?
Leftist: I dunno just... more!
Sane Person: Elon Musk paid ten billion dollars in taxes last year. How much more should he pay?
Leftist: SHUT UP BIGOT!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:05 PM (2VST1)

105 Seoouku is a Pokemon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:05 PM (8uoau)

106 Then how did they get elected? The election would have to have been rigged.
Posted by: Eromero

You post this like it is news
Heh

Posted by: MkY at May 14, 2025 07:05 PM (cPGH3)

107 Who wants to tell them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 06:59 PM (2VST1)

I don't think I know any elected homosexuals.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at May 14, 2025 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

108 Defund. Clawback. Tax endowments at 90%.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM

I would be happy if they tax university endowments at the same 24% rate that they tax me at.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2025 07:06 PM (e5NfL)

109 They need a 100% tax on charitable trusts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:07 PM (8uoau)

110 And also the only three letter word that exists DIE resonates well with the abject failure of their philosophy. But we get dei.

Yeah but it spells out "Didn't Earn It" really well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:08 PM (2VST1)

111 I'm not really sure racism is even a thing, at all.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 14, 2025 07:08 PM (dQfJF)

112 The bill is 339 pages?

if you never saw a congressional bill, you'd be surprised at how few words are on a page
Posted by: gnatslocal675
......

They gotta write BIG. All those old folks are half blind.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

113 We have to remember… they Want a Dystopia… although they call it Utopia…

I argue this a lot - its useless, apparently, but its just what I do.

They think the ARE building Utopia. Thats what should worry everyone. Their collective version of Utopia. Because you can't peacefully co-exist with such people.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:09 PM (Dob0+)

114 109 They need a 100% tax on charitable trusts.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:07 PM (8uoau)

No! If I win the lottery, I need to form a charitable trust to procure hookers and blow, tax free. Why would you do that to me?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 14, 2025 07:09 PM (dQfJF)

115 49 Minx 0.8 beta! The best blogging system on the planet!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2025 06:47 PM

I've heard that from a CoB or two.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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PowerLIne had a good system but they shut it down years ago.
Being (puckered up) lawyers they would want too much money for the software.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:09 PM (9HjFA)

116 Harvard rejected his application for admission
So did Columbia
Trump is powered by vengeance

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 14, 2025 07:09 PM (1kKSG)

117 In their Brave New World where do we fit in exactly… that is a book that should be read…

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:11 PM (PCK5/)

118 Wouldn't homosexuals in the Senate be cloakroomed, not closeted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2025 07:11 PM (g07/a)

119 100 I just caught Copilot in a mistake, and so I shamed it mercilessly

just you wait. you'll get yours.

Posted by: copilot at May 14, 2025 07:12 PM (sGtp+)

120 103 I mean there's IDE but that's ordered - integrated development environment.

*ahem*

Posted by: integrated drive electronics at May 14, 2025 07:13 PM (sGtp+)

121 Would you like some help with your Copilot prompt?

Posted by: Clippy at May 14, 2025 07:14 PM (g07/a)

122 Ides of March.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:14 PM (8uoau)

123 109 They need a 100% tax on charitable trusts.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:07 PM (8uoau)

Government would love to do it, because they are AT WAR with civil society. Time was when civil society did so much, government could be and would be small an innocuous. Now government sees civil society as a threat. Government thinks that if civil society can be destroyed, the only place people will have to turn to is government, and that will ensure that it expands its power.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2025 07:14 PM (vm8sq)

124 103 I mean there's IDE but that's ordered - integrated development environment.

*ahem*
Posted by: integrated drive electronics at May 14, 2025 07:13 PM (sGtp+)
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2025 07:14 PM (GlyvH)

125 IED will likely be ascendant…

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:15 PM (PCK5/)

126 117 In their Brave New World where do we fit in exactly… that is a book that should be read…
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:11 PM (PCK5/)

In NM, the Savage Reservation

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2025 07:15 PM (vm8sq)

127 97 85 The Obamas are faggots.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You post that like it's news.?
Posted by: MkY at May 14, 2025 07:01 PM (cPGH3)
Then how did they get elected? The election would have to have been rigged.
Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2025 07:04 PM (LHPAg)

You mean like a sudden economic crises, created by the Gov and Banks, that affected that Banks?

The 'crises' was created because the Treasury Dept changed their rules about what could be considered reserves, by no longer allowing 'Funds' full of mortgages as reserve (because of potential defaults)... now.. these NEVER SHOULD HAVE been used as reserves... and a slow movement away from them would have been sufficient, but instead they declared a CRISES!!!!!

Instead, the crises was used for Political change, and they then used the Power of Government to consolidate the banking industry, into fewer larger banks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)

128 124 103 I mean there's IDE but that's ordered - integrated development environment.

*ahem*
Posted by: integrated drive electronics at May 14, 2025 07:13 PM (sGtp+)
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2025 07:14 PM (GlyvH)

Hi!

Posted by: Intermediate Developmental Education at May 14, 2025 07:16 PM (vm8sq)

129 Muslims, liberals, Joe Biden, Chip Roy, Thomas Massie, court judges, protesters Jake Tapper, AOC....they are all getting in the way if Trump's agenda.......except...

26 of 53 Senate Republicans have announced they will vote against codifying DOGE foreign aid spending cuts.

Posted by: They're Not Sending Their Best at May 14, 2025 07:16 PM (8hq5W)

130 Imagine, a smart president again! I will take Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team
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The Left is driven by imaginings. Some might say that they are delusional.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2025 07:17 PM (XeU6L)

131 129 Muslims, liberals, Joe Biden, Chip Roy, Thomas Massie, court judges, protesters Jake Tapper, AOC....they are all getting in the way if Trump's agenda.......except...

26 of 53 Senate Republicans have announced they will vote against codifying DOGE foreign aid spending cuts.
Posted by: They're Not Sending Their Best at May 14, 2025 07:16 PM (8hq5W)

Follow. The. Money….. if only we could.

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:17 PM (PCK5/)

132 They need a 100% tax on charitable trusts.
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Government would love to do it, because they are AT WAR with civil society. Time was when civil society did so much, government could be and would be small an innocuous.

Just get rid of Big Gub picking winners and losers. Either money "gifted" is taxable or not. I don't want Big Gub picking when a tax is good or bad. Because Big Gub, like Soylent Green, is made of people.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:17 PM (Dob0+)

133 "There is a dark problem on Harvard's campus, and by prioritizing appeasement over accountability, institutional leaders have forfeited the school's claim to taxpayer support," members of Trump's Joint Task Force to Combat Anti-Semitism said in a statement.

And look who is defending the Anti-Semitism:

"The Government's actions flout not just the First Amendment, but also federal laws and regulations," reads the revised suit filed by attorney Steven Lehotsky of the law firm Lehotsky Keller Cohn.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 14, 2025 07:18 PM (a4flb)

134 I thought maybe if there were ides there might also be an ide. But it looks like it's always ides even in a singular noun form. Months have ides and a month has an ides.

words are weird

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2025 07:18 PM (cduTK)

135 100 I just caught Copilot in a mistake, and so I shamed it mercilessly
-----------------

I asked Copilot, 'what does the U.S. make that China needs' and it came back with a list of items China makes that we need. Grok is far superior.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:18 PM (9HjFA)

136 Wouldn't homosexuals in the Senate be cloakroomed, not closeted?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
......

Only when they're done fucking on the conference table.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

137 Follow. The. Money….. if only we could.

They CAN but we'll see if anyone does. Its like chasing a dumptruck full of snakes. one of those 30 foot tall ones with wheels bigger than your car.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:18 PM (2VST1)

138 Your former President looks nothing like us. Take it back.

Posted by: MiG-15s at May 14, 2025 07:19 PM (vm8sq)

139 Has anyone asked copilot important stuff??? Like, crossbows or longbows? Ginger or Mary Ann?

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:19 PM (PCK5/)

140 >>> The Obamas are faggots.
Posted by: Boss Moss

He's been in cryo since 2008.

Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2025 07:20 PM (q177U)

141 137 Follow. The. Money….. if only we could.

They CAN but we'll see if anyone does. Its like chasing a dumptruck full of snakes. one of those 30 foot tall ones with wheels bigger than your car.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:18 PM (2VST1)

When Musk was asked how far he was going to follow the fraud.... he said 'what, you want me to get killed?'...

and just like all his 'humor'... it was based on fact.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:20 PM (mP0Kj)

142 26 of 53 Senate Republicans have announced they will vote against codifying DOGE foreign aid spending cuts.

But guys, we just HAVE to keep the Congressional Majority !!!

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:20 PM (Dob0+)

143 I noticed that google often answers the opposite of your question. Maybe if you had people who were not idiots program it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:20 PM (8uoau)

144 Has anyone asked copilot important stuff??? Like, crossbows or longbows? Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:19 PM (PCK5/)

9mm or .45?

20mm Vulcan or 30mm GAU-8?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:21 PM (VNX3d)

145 Trump is powered by vengeance
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 14, 2025 07:09 PM (1kKSG)

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring my wife's panties back to me? I forgo the vengeance of her panties. But I have selfish reasons. I was accused of raping a crazy old battleaxe in a low brow department store. All right, now I have to make arrangements to clear up all these false charges. But I'm a superstitious man, and all of these unlucky accidents that befell me... they tried to shoot me in the head using an FBI stool pigeon and they charged me with bullshit financial fraud in New York City, and I do blame some of the people in washington and harvard, and them, I will never forgive.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump, Shot Caller With All The Keys at May 14, 2025 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

146 They gotta write BIG. All those old folks are half blind.

And those who aren't half-blind are either illiterate or intoxicated.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 14, 2025 07:21 PM (a4flb)

147 The funding that's been pulled from Harvard is all research funding. Now let them go to their alumnae (?) and ask, "We need your money to fund the study of gay behavior of Guatemalan bats."
Nah, uh uh.

Posted by: MkY at May 14, 2025 07:21 PM (cPGH3)

148 26 of 53 Senate Republicans have announced they will vote against codifying DOGE foreign aid spending cuts.

But guys, we just HAVE to keep the Congressional Majority !!!

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:20 PM (Dob0+)

......

No matter how much you love Republicans, you love them too much.

Posted by: They're Not Sending Their Best at May 14, 2025 07:21 PM (8hq5W)

149 I asked Copilot, 'what does the U.S. make that China needs' and it came back with a list of items China makes that we need. Grok is far superior.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:18 PM (9HjFA)
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Interesting. I asked Copilot that exact same question to see what the results would be. It gave me a reasonable list of goods that China needs that are made by the United States, such as importing soybeans, energy (LNG and coal), and high-tech components for industry.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2025 07:21 PM (GlyvH)

150 Is Copilot just Clippy's trans name?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2025 07:21 PM (rT96s)

151 I asked Copilot, 'what does the U.S. make that China needs' and it came back with a list of items China makes that we need. Grok is far superior.

Not The Bee has a fun article up of boneheaded AI responses to queries

https://tinyurl.com/3tvnufjp

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:22 PM (2VST1)

152 Imagine, a smart president again! I will take Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team

I agree, that would be quite a team, the hilarity would never end. Even more comical and out of touch than Harris/Walz LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:03 PM (2VST1)
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Notice who isn’t part of the DU’s dicknamic duo of oozing colostomy leakage: Kamala. I know there are some who still think she’s a shoo-in for 2028, but I’m not one of them. I think she’s festering rancid roadkill.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 14, 2025 07:23 PM (l1w0E)

153 Zima or White Claw??

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:23 PM (PCK5/)

154 "Harvard may have violated and may be continuing to violate Title VII by engaging in a pattern or practice of disparate treatment against white, Asian, male, or straight employees, applicants, and training program participants," Lucas wrote. "The aggrieved individuals include all employees, former employees, prospective employees, and current and prospective training program applicants and participants who are white, Asian, male, non-black, non-Native American, or straight."

Please, in the name of all that is Holy, everyone who fits the above description who was denied a job, tenure, admission, scholarship or anything else at Harvard during the period in question... SUE THE LIVING F**K OUT OF THEM RIGHT NOW!!!

Posted by: Mr. Right at May 14, 2025 07:23 PM (qbYk4)

155
"breasts" who had bigger "breasts", ginger or maryann?

AllSearchCopilotImages
About 538,000 results

Dolly is so closely associated with breasts due to her 36DD cup size (41 inch bust), that the first sheep cloned from the mammary gland of a ewe was named “Dolly.” Another fun fact, Dolly is the Godmother of Miley Cyrus.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:24 PM (9HjFA)

156 26 of 53 Senate Republicans have announced they will vote against codifying DOGE foreign aid spending cuts.
Posted by: They're Not Sending Their Best
......

Then they flounced off in their unitards to the Senate bathrooms where they all had sex with themselves in front of the mirrors and sacks of cash.

Posted by: No, really at May 14, 2025 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

157 Has Harvard claimed immunity yet on the grounds that they are Trump's- and America's- political enemies?

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 07:24 PM (p0167)

158 26 of 53 Senate Republicans have announced they will vote against codifying DOGE foreign aid spending cuts.

Well, we know what 26 Senate Republicans are laundering money through Foreign Aid to supplement the building of their generational wealth.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 14, 2025 07:24 PM (a4flb)

159 Instead, the crises was used for Political change, and they then used the Power of Government to consolidate the banking industry, into fewer larger banks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)
I knew all that, after all, I am a moron.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2025 07:25 PM (LHPAg)

160
Democrats are starting & stoking a Hoax about Our Favorite President(tm) "pardoning" george floyd's arresting officer, and Democrats are also pretending to worry this will cause riots.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 07:25 PM (V1Kbj)

161 Grok sez

The choice between a longbow and a crossbow depends on the context—historical use, modern application, or specific needs. Here’s a breakdown based on their characteristics:

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 07:25 PM (AOsQT)

162 I mean none of us expected congress to go along with any real changes or important work. We can at best maybe get a tax cut on social security and tips. Don't expect ANY of Trumps other agenda to be codified. Don't expect ANY of the rogue and lawbreaking judges to be impeached.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)

163 >>The Left is driven by imaginings. Some might say that they are delusional.

Stupid people often don't realize they are stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 07:26 PM (viF8m)

164 "Zima or White Claw??"

There's a difference?

Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 07:26 PM (89Sog)

165 161 Grok sez

The choice between a longbow and a crossbow depends on the context—historical use, modern application, or specific needs. Here’s a breakdown based on their characteristics:
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 07:25 PM (AOsQT)

Tread VERY carefully, Grok… we are watching you.

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:26 PM (PCK5/)

166 I wished we lived in a country where a gay man or a woman could get elected.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2025 06:56 PM (ycI94

Haven't we had at least one gay president?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 14, 2025 07:27 PM (rF2iL)

167 I mean none of us expected congress to go along with any real changes or important work.

Until both parties die - I tend to agree. Might bee sooner than we think.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:27 PM (Dob0+)

168 ---
Interesting. I asked Copilot that exact same question to see what the results would be. It gave me a reasonable list of goods that China needs that are made by the United States, such as importing soybeans, energy (LNG and coal), and high-tech components for industry.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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That was about a week ago. It appears to learn...slowly. See the recent response to ginger and maryann.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:27 PM (9HjFA)

169 155 Dolly is so closely associated with breasts due to her 36DD cup size (41 inch bust), that the first sheep cloned from the mammary gland of a ewe was named “Dolly.” Another fun fact, Dolly is the Godmother of Miley Cyrus.

didn't know a sheep could be a godmother.

Posted by: anachronda at May 14, 2025 07:28 PM (sGtp+)

170 Not The Bee has a fun article up of boneheaded AI responses to queries

https://tinyurl.com/3tvnufjp

Oh, there are some funny ones in there. But some of the questions are good, too. "Can I use gasoline to make spaghetti?"

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2025 07:28 PM (YumCr)

171 I wished we lived in a country where a gay man or a woman could get elected.

Tell me that you want to live in Sodom and Gomorrah without saying that you want to live in Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 14, 2025 07:28 PM (a4flb)

172 Haven't we had at least one gay president?
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump!
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Was it Miss Nancy or Miss Fancy?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:28 PM (9HjFA)

173 didn't know a sheep could be a godmother.

According to AI, a ewe is!

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 14, 2025 07:29 PM (a4flb)

174 >>>didn't know a sheep could be a godmother.
Posted by: anachronda
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I copy and paste 'em I don't write them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:30 PM (9HjFA)

175 >who had bigger "breasts", ginger or maryann?
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Ginger

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 07:32 PM (AOsQT)

176 Going back to a previous topic, maybe certain Harvard departments should be sent to Zimbabwe to teach them there is no such thing as reverse racism.
Posted by: PG at May 14, 2025 06:53 PM (afPT4)
++++
:: eye twitch ::

I *hate* that term. There is indeed no such thing. There's bigotry. There's racial hatred. Racism may actually be a thing. But there's no "reverse."

The "reverse racism" concept is a linguistic trick, a despicable one. For it to be "reverse" racism for non-whites to hate whites, that means that the "natural state" of affairs is white racial hatred for non-whites and therefore its opposite is an aberration. The whites have the original sin of racial hatred and the non-whites merely respond in an aberrant way.

Bull and shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:32 PM (6bTRc)

177 I mean none of us expected congress to go along with any real changes or important work.
......

I did until Mike Johnson started talking.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

178 Democrats are starting & stoking a Hoax about Our Favorite President(tm) "pardoning" george floyd's arresting officer, and Democrats are also pretending to worry this will cause riots.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 07:25 PM (V1Kbj)
_____________

Democrats are profoundly stupid. Chauvin was convicted of a state crime, not a Federal one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2025 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

179 Here’s a breakdown based on their characteristics:

Heavy Crossbow (Arbalest): +2 Range Modifier, 6 DC damage, 12 STR Min, 5 rPD, 4 rED, 6 Body, 2.25 KG weight, -1 DEX mod, 100 coin cost

Heavy Longbow: +2 Range Modifier, 6 DC damage, 17 STR Minimum, 5 rPD, 4 rED, 3 Body, 2.0 KG weight, -3 DEX mod, Large, 90 coin cost

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:33 PM (2VST1)

180 177 I mean none of us expected congress to go along with any real changes or important work.
......

I did until Mike Johnson started talking.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

But he’s so clean… and articulate!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:33 PM (PCK5/)

181 This is some good chum. I like it. Very tasty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:34 PM (6bTRc)

182 I mean none of us expected congress to go along with any real changes or important work.
......

I did until Mike Johnson started talking.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

If you want to guarantee full attendance, schedule a vote on whether to use a cow mooing or someone yelling "Stampede!" to announce when the congressional feed halls open.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:34 PM (VNX3d)

183 Last week or week before we somehow got a discussion about the huge purses that some women carry. Most of the time i don't carry one. Whatever I need goes in my pockets. But if I'm wearing A skirt without pockets I need a bag for my stuff.

Hubbymayhem is making a purse for me. Wood sides with fabric around. Nice and small with a cross body strap for Hans fee carrying! Yay!!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2025 07:34 PM (2J/Lj)

184 Imagine, a smart president again! I will take Pete Buttigieg and Jasmine Crockett... wow, that would be a team
_________________

Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2025 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

185 Providence, Rhode Island is going to now fly the Palestinian flag over their city hall instead of the American one starting on Friday, according to Libs of TikTok. No goat will be safe.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2025 07:34 PM (noPDf)

186 Democrats are profoundly stupid. Chauvin was convicted of a state crime, not a Federal one.

Yeah he SHOULD be pardoned but Trump does not have that power.

>who had bigger "breasts", ginger or maryann?
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Ginger

But Maryann's were perkier

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:35 PM (2VST1)

187 175 >who had bigger "breasts", ginger or maryann?
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Ginger
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 07:32 PM (AOsQT)

but Mary Anne had the better Butt IMO...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:35 PM (mP0Kj)

188 who had bigger "breasts", ginger or maryann?

According to the other pics I've seen, Gilligans Island kinda tamed down Tina Louise. She was hawt.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:35 PM (Dob0+)

189 MF COMMENTS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

(not worling for me in the Cafe post)

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (36PRH)

190 Kinda NOOD but the Cafe is broken.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (NuG5g)

191 Not working

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (36PRH)

192 This busty, bookish, bespectacled brunette wants a wealthy, well-connected ruling class husband and doesn't know what she'll do if Harvard ends up marginalized, so she's open to suggestions for better hunting grounds:
http://tiny.cc/yzsj001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (6bTRc)

193 Chauvin pled guilty to Federal Charges as well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (8uoau)

194 There is something seriously fucked up about the new post!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (2J/Lj)

195 185 Providence, Rhode Island is going to now fly the Palestinian flag over their city hall instead of the American one starting on Friday, according to Libs of TikTok. No goat will be safe.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2025 07:34 PM (noPDf)

Kinda remember something about a Little dust up when an area tried to fly the flag of a different country on what the US considered its soil. 1860?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:37 PM (mP0Kj)

196 Ace posted a new thread, bless his heart.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:38 PM (8uoau)

197 It's like that episode of Star Trek , with transporter malfunction - when two individuals were merged into one.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 07:38 PM (g47mK)

198 192 This busty, bookish, bespectacled brunette wants a wealthy, well-connected ruling class husband and doesn't know what she'll do if Harvard ends up marginalized, so she's open to suggestions for better hunting grounds:
http://tiny.cc/yzsj001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (6bTRc)

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The glasses are a good start, but she should try putting the book within reading distance before pretending to read books.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 07:39 PM (36PRH)

199 http://tiny.cc/yzsj001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (6bTRc)

Good Lord, she needs to lose some damn weight.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 14, 2025 07:39 PM (NuG5g)

200 This busty, bookish, bespectacled brunette wants a wealthy, well-connected ruling class husband and doesn't know what she'll do if Harvard ends up marginalized, so she's open to suggestions for better hunting grounds:
http://tiny.cc/yzsj001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

Big butt.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

201
I love this place, lmao

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:39 PM (3ek7K)

202 This busty, bookish, bespectacled brunette wants a wealthy, well-connected ruling class husband

well that counts me out. Its okay she'll have a butt like a sofa after her first kid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:40 PM (2VST1)

203 Newd art thread. Sans comments. First!

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:40 PM (8uoau)

204 Kinda remember something about a Little dust up when an area tried to fly the flag of a different country on what the US considered its soil. 1860?

Times change. I'm all for independence for Rhode Island. Take a neighbor or three with you.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:40 PM (Dob0+)

205 Big butt.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

Massive thighs. No gap there.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 14, 2025 07:40 PM (NuG5g)

206
Do you think Ace will notice?

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:40 PM (3ek7K)

207 Looking at the nood, and the issue is mismatched quotes on the first missing link.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:41 PM (VNX3d)

208 @206 Everyone is "first!" here.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 07:41 PM (36PRH)

209 who had bigger "breasts", ginger or maryann?

According to the other pics I've seen, Gilligans Island kinda tamed down Tina Louise. She was hawt.
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:35 PM (Dob0+)

The Skipper.

Posted by: Gilligan, Sex Slave Little Buddy at May 14, 2025 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

210 Look, I like a little junk in the trunk, but that looks like one of those cars somebody lives in where every surface but the driver seat is piled high with junk.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 14, 2025 07:42 PM (NuG5g)

211 Cafe thread comments section is all weirded up!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:42 PM (CQE5S)

212
Sure hope Ace notices before tomorrow, lol

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:43 PM (3ek7K)

213 Not your best work Joe Mannix.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:43 PM (Dob0+)

214 At least no bold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:43 PM (8uoau)

215 207 Looking at the nood, and the issue is mismatched quotes on the first missing link.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:41 PM (VNX3d)

Huh. Somebody tell Ace!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:43 PM (CQE5S)

216 Do you think Ace will notice?
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:40 PM (3ek7K)

He’s already passed out in a pile of Val-u-rite bottles and Ewok “phrermomones”.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 14, 2025 07:43 PM (NuG5g)

217 I thought I'd seen every possible malformation possible on this site, but Ace has gone to new depths with the cafe post.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fix it, Daddy - Zuzu at May 14, 2025 07:44 PM (0Es1u)

218 212 Sure hope Ace notices before tomorrow, lol
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:43 PM (3ek7K)

Why?

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:44 PM (CQE5S)

219 There'll be an ONT after the Cafe. Maybe.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:44 PM (CQE5S)

220
Ace is the master of .......

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

221 Not your best work Joe Mannix.

She has a real pretty face

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:44 PM (2VST1)

222 220 Ace is the master of .......
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

shelving

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (CQE5S)

223 *rubs flippers sinisterly*

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

224 If he doesn't, TRex can add the missing links to bulk up tonight's ONT. At least, I think it's TRex tonight.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (VNX3d)

225
Dis place sho' has gone crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (QnmlO)

226 222 220 Ace is the master of .......
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

shelving
Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (CQE5S)

Cruelty!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (mP0Kj)

227 >>>Funky Colt Medina Cafe

Funky, indeed!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (CQE5S)

228 The unstompening.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (36PRH)

229 Nood

Mother teaches little daughter to surf.

So cool.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

230 He's back with that whore, twitter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 07:46 PM (8uoau)

231 229 Nood

Mother teaches little daughter to surf.

So cool.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

It is. It looks very pretty.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:46 PM (CQE5S)

232 I always wanted to know more about Paul Anka...

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:47 PM (PCK5/)

233 I feel sorry for Marines assigned to those R7-A1s. they look very sinkable. They look like they would flip on the way down and land on the turret. Dumb Idea.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2025 07:47 PM (9HjFA)

234
Trump's budget cuts have devastated HQ posts! Impeach!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 07:47 PM (QnmlO)

235 Ace is just messing with us. He meant to do that.

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

236 Comments are jacked up over at the Cafe. At least for me.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2025 07:47 PM (sAmhv)

237
I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 07:48 PM (3ek7K)

238 232 I always wanted to know more about Paul Anka...
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:47 PM (PCK5/)

Well, there you go!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:48 PM (CQE5S)

239 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:36 PM (6bTRc)

Anyone complaining about her is crazy.

Reminds of me 2/10 elbows too pointy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 14, 2025 07:49 PM (eZwyX)

240
I want to see the manager!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 07:49 PM (QnmlO)

241 Ace really pulled the ears off his Gundak this time.

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

242 >>>This Doberman pincher

um

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:49 PM (CQE5S)

243 It takes two border collies to herd a cat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 07:50 PM (2VST1)

244 Clearly, AI does not like AOS!!!!

That, or its duh Russians!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:50 PM (mP0Kj)

245 The glasses are a good start, but she should try putting the book within reading distance before pretending to read books.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Reminded me immediately of when Penny on Big Bang got glasses to look smart.
https://youtu.be/FFE-DAu7ijg

Cafe has been repaired.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fix it, Daddy - Zuzu at May 14, 2025 07:51 PM (0Es1u)

246 This is what can happen when you tell journalists to "Learn to code."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 14, 2025 07:51 PM (PiwSw)

247 I hope Ace is ok.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:51 PM (CQE5S)

248 Well if this place implodes there's always RedState...

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 07:51 PM (PCK5/)

249
That, or its duh Russians!!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:50 PM (mP0Kj)

________

Cheap Chinese blog templates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 07:51 PM (QnmlO)

250 246 This is what can happen when you tell journalists to "Learn to code."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 14, 2025 07:51 PM (PiwSw)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:51 PM (CQE5S)

251 The Cafe has been banished to the underworld! I assume another will be resurrected in its place.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2025 07:52 PM (sAmhv)

252 Well THAT was an extremely subtle error.

I fixed it. NOOD is live! And working this time!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:52 PM (6bTRc)

253 Cafe is up and running.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:52 PM (VNX3d)

254 252 Well THAT was an extremely subtle error.

I fixed it. NOOD is live! And working this time!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:52 PM (6bTRc)

You fixed it?

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:53 PM (CQE5S)

255 You fixed it?
Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:53 PM (CQE5S)
++++
Yep

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:53 PM (6bTRc)

256 I feel sorry for Marines assigned to those R7-A1s. they look very sinkable.

If only we could build a larger, purpose built craft that could beach and then rapidly deploy true AFVs. Maybe this mystery vehicle could also provide direct fire and comm support while the AFVs moved inland.

A pipe-dream. Unpossible.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 07:54 PM (Dob0+)

257 Tina Louise
nsfw for really really flimsy material in that thing she has on

https://tinyurl.com/yc65wy6x

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 07:54 PM (AOsQT)

258 22 Also, good catch, Mr. Hour of the Wolf. Took me longer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (6bTRc)

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:58 PM (CQE5S)

259 Dear Harvard. My he
Art bleeds for you…not.

Posted by: rocdoctom at May 14, 2025 08:29 PM (y0d3M)

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