Hacktivist Clown Jake Tapper: Biden's Doctor Thought He Needed a Wheelchair (But I Didn't Report This During the Campaign)

Jake Tapper is advertising his cover-up book by revealing information he concealed when it mattered: Biden was so frail that his doctor wanted him to use a wheelchair if he continued falling.

The NY Post:

Former President Joe Biden's aides had become so concerned about his physical deterioration that they'd discussed him using a wheelchair if he won re-election in 2024, according to a bombshell book out next week.
The private conversations were laid bare in a new book "Original Sin: President Biden's Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Disastrous Choice to Run Again," co-authored by Axios reporter Alex Thompson and CNN host Jake Tapper, that details the lengths to which the Biden administration and its allies tried to conceal the 46th president's lack of fitness for office.
"Biden's physical deterioration -- most apparent in his halting walk -- had become so severe that there were internal discussions about putting the president in a wheelchair, but they couldn't do so until after the election," read an except from "Original Sin" first reported Tuesday by Axios, Thompson's home publication.
"Given Biden's age, [his physician Kevin O'Connor] also privately said that if he had another bad fall, a wheelchair might be necessary for what could be a difficult recovery," Thompson and Tapper wrote.
The authors also note that O'Connor often argued with Biden aides, trying to get them to build more rest time into the president's schedule -- despite contemporaneous reporting by Thompson that the Democrat only had a six-hour window of peak effectiveness and became "fatigued" and subject to "verbal miscues" outside the hours of 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

For years we were told Biden was on the top of his game, hadn’t lost a step! Now we find out that the White House physician said he would need to literally be put in a wheelchair if he fell one more time. The Biden era lies and betrayals continue to mount. pic.twitter.com/tTywKkwsic
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) May 13, 2025

Below: Jake Tapper was an instrumental part of the cover-up he claims he's now exposing.

But he won't address his own role in the cover-up. He'll heap blame on others because the more blame others take, the less is left over for himself.

On October 18th, 2020 Lara Trump suggested that Biden was showing signs of cognitive decline. Jake Tapper flipped out on her. How dare she diagnose Joe Biden!

Nine days later Jake Tapper had Mary Trump on for a 10 min segment to discuss Donald Trump's mental illness and decline. pic.twitter.com/9ZZcCuHrJ8
— MAZE (@mazemoore) May 13, 2025

Roll tape pic.twitter.com/GYu1LqlTo7 https://t.co/804kJhAGeJ
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 13, 2025

Bonus:

Fox News
@FoxNews
BREAKING: 'Small nodule' found in Biden's prostate during routine exam, spokesperson says

Story:

A small nodule was found in the prostate of former President Joe Biden during a recent physical exam, according to media reports.
The discovery "necessitated further evaluation," the Associated Press reported Tuesday, citing a spokesperson.
A spokesperson for Biden did not immediately respond Tuesday to multiple requests for comment from Fox News Digital.
During his presidency, Biden had a "cancerous" skin lesion removed from his chest, according to the White House.

Jen Psaki immediately announced that the small nodule in Biden's butthole is "out-working and out-hustling nodules 50 years younger than it." She praised the small nodule as "the most legislatively successful nodule in American history."

Posted by: Ace at 01:18 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2025 01:18 PM (QMyMX)

2 Not Sponge.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 13, 2025 01:18 PM (/HDaX)

3 Top 10?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 13, 2025 01:19 PM (pgwxJ)

4 Gosh, ace wouldn't purposely juxtapose prostate nodule and Jake Tapper, would he?

Nah, just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

5 It's hilarious because it was so clear to anyone with eyes. We discussed it daily at the HQ and we were spot on .

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2025 01:19 PM (YwEeS)

6 Jen Psaki immediately announced that the small nodule in Biden's butthole is "out-working and out-hustling nodules 50 years younger than it." She praised the small nodule as "the most legislatively successful nodule in American history."

Between Biden and Fetterman, they seem to have the growth vote locked down.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2025 01:19 PM (s8j++)

7 One wonders if there's a guy holding a fire extinguisher just off camera, in case Tapper bursts into flame.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2025 01:20 PM (s8j++)

8 The gop can’t profess to be the party of the working and middle class and then give a big tax break to people making $250k in San Jose or NYC by tripling the SALT deduction.

Pick a lane GOP.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 13, 2025 01:16 PM (d4dD2)

I mean, plenty of people in red states will benefit. Obviously wealthier people. And I thought the SALT deduction was going up to $15k? That’s not tripling.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 01:20 PM (l3YAf)

9 I am sure that Mr. Tapper will apologize for his cover up and I'm going to stop now before I die of laughter.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2025 01:20 PM (OPGS/)

10 BREAKING NEWS - We're now permitted to acknowledge a few more things that you were right about for years...

Posted by: Fake Tapper at May 13, 2025 01:20 PM (Y+sVZ)

11 What's ONE thing real women don't have to worry about?

Prostate cancer.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2025 01:21 PM (QMyMX)

12 i'm a little shocked jen hasn't volunteered to check the nodule every day for biden, since her head is so far up his ass she can stare it in the eye...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2025 01:21 PM (nXhwP)

13 Tapper is such a smarmy little Cuckold.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2025 01:21 PM (BUf8Q)

14 Tapper is the poster child for those who claim to be well informed yet, singularly incurious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2025 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

15 A wheelchair would have at least prevented him from shambling off into the wilderness.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2025 01:21 PM (36PRH)

16 Anyone persuadable on this issue was persuaded in June of last year at the latest.

It was obvious that Biden was a wreck for years, and the media was covering it up for years. And then the debate happened, Biden's largest audience in years, and it was awful.

Even DU was panicking, and Biden never did any wrong. They only felt better when people like Tapper were telling them that Biden was great if you...read a massaged transcript of what had been said.

But they're not persuadable.

This is why I feel like the Hur tape won't do anything. Anyone persuadable was already persuaded almost a year ago. Also, Biden is yesterday's news. Even abject partisans have come to accept that Biden wasn't in great shape. It was just unfortunate that his aides lied about it. Another example won't change any more minds.

The media's been actively destroying its reputation for decades now. The Joe Biden coverup might have been the most significant single hit in that entire decline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

17 A wheelchair would have at least prevented him from shambling off into the wilderness.

He wisely demurred. He didn't want any "accidents" off conveniently close cliffs.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2025 01:22 PM (s8j++)

18
Conducting a prostate exam on Joe Biden would would be swell.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2025 01:22 PM (j4U/Z)

19 Jen Psaki immediately announced that the small nodule in Biden's butthole is "out-working and out-hustling nodules 50 years younger than it." She praised the small nodule as "the most legislatively successful nodule in American history."

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Day made.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:22 PM (PMtkd)

20 Jen Psaki immediately announced that the small nodule in Biden's butthole is "out-working and out-hustling nodules 50 years younger than it."

I very much doubt Harry Sisson could out hustle anyone.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 13, 2025 01:22 PM (xHTmX)

21 >>A wheelchair would have at least prevented him from shambling off into the wilderness.

And Tripping on Gaffer Tape and Sandbags.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2025 01:23 PM (BUf8Q)

22 My producer is telling me to cut this segment and go to the Russia collusion talking points.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2025 01:23 PM (zKVqU)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 01:23 PM (JA4sW)

24 Covering up the Puppeteers

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2025 01:23 PM (ypFCm)

25 This is probably important to people who watch the news.

Posted by: Person who never watches the news at May 13, 2025 01:23 PM (YmTKR)

26 How long would it take, sincerely, to compile a comprehensive list of media generated and repeated lies from the last decade?

This is kind of a thought experiment more than anything else.

Just take a minute, and ponder.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (GPc/R)

27 Jake Tapper is an unmitigated piece of shit. The ENTIRE MEDIA COMPLEX should be sued for election interference for what they've done over the last few decades.

Burn in Hell, assholes. Burn. In. Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (JA4sW)

28 Jake Tapper is the proof-of-concept test bed for a total absence of self.awareness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (dDmld)

29 Looking forward to Joe "Butthead" Scarborough attending Joe's funeral someday and pronouncing Joe as the "best version of Biden, EVER".

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (FWAED)

30 Biden was and is a rotting corpse that kind of talks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (n17eQ)

31 Man, cancer has Joe Biden? Get well soon, cancer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (V9cMX)

32 I think the media would be better off if they had gone with, "Yes we knew. We didn't care. We're here to elect Democrats, and we'll say anything to make it happen."

Instead they went with, "We had no idea that this obvious thing was obviously true. We were tricked by insiders who assured us of the impossible."

They went with stupid instead of partisan.

Now, not even partisans have reason to believe them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

33 Funny, but I'm sure it will be supressed by the enemy. Mr and Mrs Middle America will never hear of this.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (0eaVi)

34
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.

Posted by: The MSM at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (0sNs1)

35 I find it hard to believe that Jake Tapper thinks he can "fix" his credibility problem.

He's a journalist clown's clown.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (PMtkd)

36 He wisely demurred. He didn't want any "accidents" off conveniently close cliffs.

He could have descended from AF-1 at record speed, though!

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (r/hGe)

37 I'm sorry, but Joe Biden in a motorized wheelchair would've been the best. thing. ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (JA4sW)

38 Yea, Ache Fapper and the rest are lying about what they knew and when, and trying to cover up their complicity in hiding Sloppy Joe's obvious decline. But we should cheer anything that continues to put a spotlight on what a decrepit retarded worm Biden was and is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

39 A wheelchair would have at least prevented him from shambling off into the wilderness.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
......

He still could have got it stuck in a hedge.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

40 Willowed but on topic:

So perfect that the thing that upset Clooney was not being recognized. Is that even real?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:18 PM (GPc/R)

So much so that it shook him to his core, and yet he went out and lied to America about biden's cognitive ability. Or am I getting the timing wrong?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (i24o9)

41 Isn't King Harv's newest ad a rip-off of a Blue Oyster Cult album cover?

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (TN0g+)

42 Jen Psaki eats pussy and smells of cat box.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (JA4sW)

43 Tapper should review the debate with Ryan....not one instance of stuttering. Not...one. Tapper is a pathological liar.

Posted by: night lifted at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (FZn/N)

44 Conducting a prostate exam on Joe Biden would would be swell.
Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2025 01:22 PM (j4U/Z)

It would require a psychiatrist.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (GPc/R)

45 I don't kn ow who writes the Babylon Bee's headlines but they really need to start giving that guy a big bonus every month just for all the virals he gives them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (6ydKt)

46 When will they--who were on AF1 at the time--come clean about the frantic, desperate max-speed flight from Las Vegas to DC?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (NwfFc)

47 We must save that nodule from ass cancer that is Biden.
Operate now.

Posted by: Reforger at May 13, 2025 01:26 PM (xcIvR)

48 >>>BREAKING: 'Small nodule' found in Biden's prostate during routine exam, spokesperson says

Come on, ass cancer!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:26 PM (i24o9)

49 A small nodule was found in the prostate of former President Joe Biden during a recent physical exam, according to media reports.

So, they actually found Biden's Brain.........

Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 13, 2025 01:26 PM (FDlb9)

50 Jake Tapper supports the troops! Especially the troops with penises, which Jake finds intoxicating.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2025 01:26 PM (V9cMX)

51 Nodules Ripped my Flesh!

Posted by: RZZZZZ! at May 13, 2025 01:26 PM (G5+As)

52 How long would it take, sincerely, to compile a comprehensive list of media generated and repeated lies from the last decade?

You're talking about the entire internet. You would need a whole 'nother internet to contain it all.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2025 01:27 PM (Y+sVZ)

53 There's gold in them there nodules!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Prospector at May 13, 2025 01:27 PM (dDmld)

54 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (i24o9)

"He didn't recognize ME? He must be mentally ill!!"

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:27 PM (GPc/R)

55 41 Isn't King Harv's newest ad a rip-off of a Blue Oyster Cult album cover?
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Don't Fear the Reaper.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 13, 2025 01:27 PM (n17eQ)

56 the Democrat only had a six-hour window of peak effectiveness and became "fatigued" and subject to "verbal miscues" outside the hours of 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

-

Normally, a part-time job doesn't pay as well as full time.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (lTGtQ)

57 BREAKING: 'Small nodule' found in Biden's prostate during routine exam, spokesperson says
.....

The head of his penis.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

58 29 Looking forward to Joe "Butthead" Scarborough attending Joe's funeral someday and pronouncing Joe as the "best version of Biden, EVER".
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (FWAED)

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lol

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (PMtkd)

59 "He didn't recognize ME? He must be mentally ill!!"

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:27 PM (GPc/R)

That's gold. The lack of social awareness is stunning.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (i24o9)

60 Maybe we can not discuss Biden’s hindquarters. It’s lunch time, y’all. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (p4NUW)

61 I'm sorry, but Joe Biden in a motorized wheelchair would've been the best. thing. ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (JA4sW)

Yeah, until Bond drops you down a smokestack.

Posted by: Blofeld at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (0eaVi)

62 A small nodule was also found in Jake Tapper's pants. Some would call it a penis, but there's no scientific consensus on this point.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (V9cMX)

63 So Biden committed treason for some cash but is too old to enjoy it....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (dzZCL)

64 Fox News
@FoxNews

BREAKING: 'Small nodule' found in Biden's prostate during routine exam, spokesperson says

Must have been Jake's tongue.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2025 01:28 PM (wtvvX)

65 biden's nodule can receive am and fm broadcasts.

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

66
ANYBODY who says they had no idea Biden was rotting away in office, is a lying POS.

Just stating the obvious.

Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (AOsQT)

67 The James Madison... does Dolly know that Lizzo played your flute??

Posted by: Shocked! at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (an/JA)

68 When will they--who were on AF1 at the time--come clean about the frantic, desperate max-speed flight from Las Vegas to DC?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Based on past experience, about 60 years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (lTGtQ)

69 'A spokesperson for Biden did not immediately respond Tuesday to multiple requests for comment from Fox News Digital.'

ace said 'digtal'.

huh huh huh

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (LHPAg)

70 King Harv?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (A2D3h)

71

That skin lesion would absolutely kill a younger man and that’s just how virile Joe Biden is.

Posted by: E Buzz at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (qrJkd)

72 Apparently this nood turned into a noodule.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (wtvvX)

73 Captain Kirk meets President Joe Biden......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pyhiAntIPc

Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 13, 2025 01:29 PM (FDlb9)

74 White House doctors found a yuge nodule of cancer on Barack Obama prostate named Reggie Love.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (zKVqU)

75 A small nodule was found in the prostate of former President Joe Biden during a recent physical exam, according to media reports.

...say the people who manufacture 'test results' to support their policies. Buh-bye, Joe!

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (Y+sVZ)

76 Fun fact: If Biden were a black lesbian, they'd still be denying all this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

77 What would Biden dying before 2028 do to the simmering Democrat civil war?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

78 i once listened to a small pro state nodule named robert reich.

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (CWTWj)

79 I saw Butthole Surfers open for Small Prostate Nodules at Assfest in San Francisco's poop district.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (i24o9)

80 I literally LOLed at the bee headline.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (d4dD2)

81 When will they admit they would say and do anything, cover up anything, defend anyone, hide lie, obfuscate, maim, kill, jail, if it meant "getting" Trump?

That admission is coming.

Because it too is a lie. Well it's only half the truth.

Because they wouldn't just do all that to stop Trump. They would do it to stop any of us. In fact they would do it for any reason.

That's what BAMN means. It doesn't mean if it's necessary, they do it. It means if they do it, it was necessary.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (GPc/R)

82 BREAKING: 'Small nodule' found in Biden's prostate during routine exam, spokesperson says

Must have been Jake's tongue.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Smuggling blow for Hunter.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (FWAED)

83 Isn't King Harv's newest ad a rip-off of a Blue Oyster Cult album cover?
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Don't Fear the Reaper.
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I found the cover in question: "Curse of the Hidden Mirror".

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (TN0g+)

84 Remember when all the media said the video of Joe wandering around was a "deep fake?"

So, you ready to explain why you repeated that?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:31 PM (NwfFc)

85 DOCTOR Stinkfinger will see you now.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at May 13, 2025 01:31 PM (dDmld)

86 Funny Jake Tappedher just figured up , surprise surprise, Sundowner was physically defective

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2025 01:31 PM (ypFCm)

87 Must have been Jake's tongue piercing.

Posted by: Tex Lovera

There you go.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2025 01:31 PM (lTGtQ)

88 What would Biden dying before 2028 do to the simmering Democrat civil war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)
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Paul Wellstone funeral on steroids.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2025 01:31 PM (tT6L1)

89 37 I'm sorry, but Joe Biden in a motorized wheelchair would've been the best. thing. ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (JA4sW)
_____________________________

Oh, definitely.
"BLOCK THE EXITS, HE'S GETTING AWAY!!! Oh wait, now he's moving in circles. Hitting the wall...and again...and again....and again."

Posted by: orson at May 13, 2025 01:31 PM (dIske)

90 As much as it would be a blessing to the rest of us if Biden suddenly departed this mortal coil, he truly deserves a long life of suffering and incontinence.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (l7Uym)

91 It’s just a stutter you right wing H8ERs!!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (d4dD2)

92 85 Remember when all the media said the video of Joe wandering around was a "deep fake?"

So, you ready to explain why you repeated that?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:31 PM (NwfFc)

=====

Correction:

They were cheap fakes.

Deep fakes are video footage that has been manipulated through a computer program to create modified images.

Cheap fakes were real footage that doesn't mean what it obviously means.

They never asserted that the footage was manipulated, just that you were too stupid to know what it actually was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

93 Tapper has found his comfort zone: overcompensating.

The stories will get wilder and wilder from those who a year ago said everything was great but will now tell you that the real Biden is actually dead and we're getting an animatronic version.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (KbCG3)

94 Maybe we can not discuss Biden’s hindquarters. It’s lunch time, y’all. 😂
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The commentary during the art thread was pretty disgusting as well.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (TN0g+)

95 "Jen Psaki immediately announced that the small nodule in Biden's butthole is "out-working and out-hustling nodules 50 years younger than it." She praised the small nodule as "the most legislatively successful nodule in American history."

It's a brain tumor.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (MMp6W)

96 My thoughts go out to Biden's "nodule" during this difficult time. Hopefully it can have the rest of his body excised from it without difficulty.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (+i903)

97 A small nodule was found in the prostate of former President Joe Biden during a recent physical exam, according to media reports.

Whatever- put the auto-pen back in there!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2025 01:33 PM (qLZZ/)

98 Did Dr. Jill feel the nodule while she had her hand up there?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 01:33 PM (l3YAf)

99 Sorry, guys, false alarm. I was crawling up my dad's butt and took a left turn too early.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 13, 2025 01:33 PM (qUkBO)

100 The authors also note that O'Connor often argued with Biden aides, trying to get them to build more rest time into the president's schedule -- despite contemporaneous reporting by Thompson that the Democrat only had a six-hour window of peak effectiveness and became "fatigued" and subject to "verbal miscues" outside the hours of 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

I can't count the number of times we all read some armchair doctor diagnose Biden's condition and came to this same conclusion in 2019 or 20 and our best & brightest couldn't see it to save their lives.

Good gravy, how long ago did people start calling Joe "Sundowner"?

How on earth did they think they were going to get away with this during his first term, much less a second?

Were they totally depending on the media to cover up, and the DOJ to threaten/jail, to keep this thing under wraps?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 01:33 PM (6ydKt)

101 Biden's Doctor Thought He Needed a Festive Little Hat.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2025 01:33 PM (NUp1g)

102 Tapper is a large nodule.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2025 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

103 >>>I saw Butthole Surfers open for Small Prostate Nodules at Assfest in San Francisco's poop district.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

>You certainly have a discerning eye for top notch entertainment.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2025 01:33 PM (zKVqU)

104 I vaguely recall some "scandal" from Trump's first term where the left was convinced Trump's doctor was lying about something and demanded an outside investigation into it..."because the people have a right to know!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (t0Rmr)

105 How long would it take, sincerely, to compile a comprehensive list of media generated and repeated lies from the last decade?

Grok:

"It’s tricky to pin down a definitive list of “biggest media lies” because the term can be subjective and depends on perspective—some see bias or omission, others see deliberate deception. Instead of labeling them as lies outright, I’ll point to major media narratives from the last decade that have been heavily criticized for being misleading, exaggerated, or later debunked, based on available evidence and public discourse.

COVID-19 Origins and the Lab-Leak Hypothesis (2020–2023)
Russian Collusion Narrative (2016–2019)
Hunter Biden’s Laptop (2020)
Lafayette Park “Photo Op” Claim (2020)
“Don’t Say Gay” Bill Mischaracterization (2022)
COVID-19 Misinformation on Vaccines and Masks (2020–2022)
January 6 “Insurrection” Framing (2021)

These examples reflect narratives where media outlets were accused of selective reporting, exaggeration, or suppression of alternative views, often revealed by later evidence or investigations. The pattern suggests a mix of ideological bias, pressure to align with official narratives, and a rush to sensationalize."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (0sNs1)

106 >> Cheap fakes were real footage that doesn't mean what it obviously means.

Malinformation.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (l3YAf)

107 But he won't address his own role in the cover-up. He'll heap blame on others because the more blame others take, the less is left over for himself.
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First lesson in How to Be a Sociopath.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (RIvkX)

108 I don't know what to think about Pedo Joe's prostate nodule until Sally Quinn comments.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (dLmtu)

109 There's a nodule in my pants
And does a little dance
When it start jump about
All the peop!e scream and shout
Oh, no nodule!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (wBaIH)

110 As much as it would be a blessing to the rest of us if Biden suddenly departed this mortal coil, he truly deserves a long life of suffering and incontinence.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix

Followed by his eternal reward.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (FWAED)

111 So NOW can we speculate on "Daddy Longlegs"?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (D7oie)

112 Note, they are still continuing their lies by dressing their deception in virtue.

See, they didn't lie--they were just too trusting because they believe deep-down everyone is a good person.

And that trisksy Biden took advantage of them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (NwfFc)

113 I'd still like to know what cocktail was administered to Biden before SoTU addresses and his after 5:00 pm sightings.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (PMtkd)

114 As much as it would be a blessing to the rest of us if Biden suddenly departed this mortal coil, he truly deserves a long life of suffering and incontinence.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (l7Uym)

Ended by an exasperated family member desperately snuffing him out with a pillow to end the daily routine of cleaning the shit off of his rotting husk.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:35 PM (i24o9)

115 And in other news, Jussie Smollett just learned that some guy named Jussie Smollett perpetrated a racial hoax against Jussie Smollett! Outrageous! Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Of the Chicago Nodules at May 13, 2025 01:35 PM (qUkBO)

116 If Trump hadn't forced Biden out, and Biden ran against some GOP turd, or Nikki Haley (PBUH BIRM), and won, they would STILL be pretending his infirmity was all a White Wing Conspiracy and he would STILL be on Time Magazine covers with sunglasses on and a mean look taking on Putin and Inflation with both hands tied.

That's what's really sick.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:35 PM (GPc/R)

117 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (JA4sW

She may "eat pussy" but she's actually been married to a man for about 14 years. No reason for leftists in this day and age not to admit they're a lesbian if they are. We all knew Karine Jean Pierre was one.

I don't know if she has cats or if so, who cleans out the litter box.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2025 01:35 PM (42Vb+)

118 "78 What would Biden dying before 2028 do to the simmering Democrat civil war?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO) "

Ask the nodule, it gets a vote here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 13, 2025 01:35 PM (/Ghsb)

119 Smalllump found in Big Mike's manhood was hidden by Jake Tapper for years....

Jake thought he got Big Mike Pregnant....

Posted by: Allotta Fagina at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (SqPlq)

120 Asking for a friend. How many times did Jen circle back to Joe's butthole?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (Uzn0I)

121 37 I'm sorry, but Joe Biden in a motorized wheelchair would've been the best. thing. ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 01:25 PM (JA4sW)

"BACK UP TERRY!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NqjWlnGBmo

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (wtvvX)

122 I'd still like to know what cocktail was administered to Biden before SoTU addresses and his after 5:00 pm sightings.

There is a lot I'd love to know about the medicines available to the elites not available to us - for example what where they giving RGB?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (t0Rmr)

123 I'm sorry, but Joe Biden in a motorized wheelchair would've been the best. thing. ever.
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the Mad TV skit of the two elderly owners of the greeting card company careening about the office in their motorized wheelchairs.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (NwfFc)

124 26 How long would it take, sincerely, to compile a comprehensive list of media generated and repeated lies from the last decade?

This is kind of a thought experiment more than anything else.

Just take a minute, and ponder.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (GPc/R)

-- --

Somebody could make a compelling documentary just using media clips of their lies, then putting up the news articles/clips that exposed them later or caused them to walk back all the lies.

You wouldn't even need a narrator or do interviews.

Just let their own B.S. destroy them over and over and over.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 01:37 PM (6ydKt)

125 There's a nodule in my pants
Calling out your name!

Posted by: Todd Rundgren at May 13, 2025 01:37 PM (TN0g+)

126 123 I'm sorry, but Joe Biden in a motorized wheelchair would've been the best. thing. ever.
---
the Mad TV skit of the two elderly owners of the greeting card company careening about the office in their motorized wheelchairs.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (NwfFc)

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And SNL would still have had their Biden walking around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

127 That's what's really sick.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:35 PM (GPc/R)

It’s actually pretty funny. Did Pravda ever get this absurd?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 01:37 PM (l3YAf)

128 How long would it take, sincerely, to compile a comprehensive list of media generated and repeated lies from the last decade?

Grok:

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (0sNs1)

There's some hope for AI yet.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:38 PM (i24o9)

129 Jake Tapper is prostate cancer.

Posted by: Toxic nodule up the ass at May 13, 2025 01:38 PM (TbWk/)

130 There is a lot I'd love to know about the medicines available to the elites not available to us - for example what where they giving RGB?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (t0Rmr)

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Yes, something for club members, which we are not.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:38 PM (PMtkd)

131 Let's get real: Joe would have been better off in the chair used by Captain Pike.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2025 01:38 PM (tT6L1)

132 Biden's prostate nodule was discovered by an 8 year old girl.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:38 PM (GPc/R)

133 >>>I'm sorry, but Joe Biden in a motorized wheelchair would've been the best. thing. ever.

He'd be like a demented, stinky Roomba.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:39 PM (i24o9)

134 There is a lot I'd love to know about the medicines available to the elites not available to us - for example what where they giving RGB?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (t0Rmr)

Ruth Gader Binsburg?

Posted by: Red green blue? at May 13, 2025 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

135 the best part about all this is never trusting the judgment of anyone "ridin' with Biden" ever ever again

and that's a lot of high-falutin' types

permanently r-word-ized, by themselves

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2025 01:39 PM (Pv3Rg)

136 I've had my head up Biden's ass for years and I can honestly say that it is the best Biden prostate ever!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at May 13, 2025 01:39 PM (dDmld)

137 Biden's prostate nodule was discovered by an 8 year old girl.

Couldn't wait a year Joe? I get it...

Posted by: Muhammed at May 13, 2025 01:39 PM (t0Rmr)

138
Pete Hesgeth is going to be fired, our fake sources say!

Posted by: NPR fake news at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (NIEJC)

139 >> for example what where they giving RGB?

CMYK?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (l3YAf)

140 When they cut the growth off the nodule was given a 50-50 chance of a full recovery.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (i3x5Y)

141 Is Tapper ill? He looks awful. Especially with the older clips there for comparison.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (33LJY)

142 Cheap fakes were real footage that doesn't mean what it obviously means.

They never asserted that the footage was manipulated, just that you were too stupid to know what it actually was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

They created yet another stupid term to make themselves sound authoritative.

I remember Nicole Wallace's monologue on cheap fakes after Biden's appearance with Clooney. The whole point of it being that the video didn't show at all what critics were saying it did.

The evidence? Well, you just have to believe her because they didn't show a single second of the footage that refuted the critics. You had to take her word for it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

143 Oh, definitely.
"BLOCK THE EXITS, HE'S GETTING AWAY!!! Oh wait, now he's moving in circles. Hitting the wall...and again...and again....and again."
Posted by: orson at May 13, 2025 01:31 PM (dIske)

President Roomba.

Posted by: Reforger at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (xcIvR)

144
Ruth Gader Binsburg?

Any typos are the fault of my secretary.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (t0Rmr)

145 There is a lot I'd love to know about the medicines available to the elites not available to us - for example what where they giving RGB?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:36 PM (t0Rmr)
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I don't know that you'd really like it as I suspect they were using stuff derived from aborted babies.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2025 01:41 PM (tT6L1)

146 The pattern suggests a mix of ideological bias, pressure to align with official narratives, and a rush to sensationalize."
Posted by: Duncanthrax
_________

We got both kinds. We got liberal and progressive.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2025 01:41 PM (UBKzV)

147 141 Is Tapper ill? He looks awful. Especially with the older clips there for comparison.

these guys are not well

did you guys see the recent clip of George Clooney?!?!

I guess adrenochrome is great but the withdrawal will kill ya

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2025 01:41 PM (Pv3Rg)

148 35 I find it hard to believe that Jake Tapper thinks he can "fix" his credibility problem.

He's a journalist clown's clown.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:24 PM (PMtkd)

Scott Jennings will talk around this issue, but he won't address it head-on, as he's working for the company that was complicit in the cover-up. Doesn't make him a bad guy, just makes for very funny watching when there's a panel of people around him that helped CNN do this. You can almost see the anal-clenching around the table when the subject gets broached, ever so gently.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2025 01:41 PM (903es)

149 I don't know that you'd really like it as I suspect they were using stuff derived from aborted babies.

and older children

but yes

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2025 01:41 PM (Pv3Rg)

150 Now it can be told!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 13, 2025 01:42 PM (BRJFo)

151 @78 TJM I don't think it would do anything as literally no one in the Dem party is giving the Bidens a second thought . Their power is gone. However the fun will be watching the hardcore left ripping the elite and the propaganda ministries for admitting the cover-up and trying to avoid their part in it. Given that the propaganda ministries audience amounts to leftist baby boomers and other crazy cat ladies, the hardcore crazies are going to be tossing them out from here till 2028

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 01:42 PM (2ZThz)

152 Find prostate nodule >>> prostate biopsy >>> prostate infection >>> prostate inflammation >>> bladder obstruction >>> bladder infection >>> urosepsis >>> heart attack >>> Murdered by Donald Trump!

Posted by: Nodule Logic at May 13, 2025 01:42 PM (qUkBO)

153 China Observor says 50% Tsriff on China, 10% Tariff on the U.S.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2025 01:42 PM (A2D3h)

154 We got both kinds. We got liberal and progressive.
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Welcome to Billy Bobs!

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 01:42 PM (TN0g+)

155 Yes, something for club members, which we are not.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:38 PM (PMtkd)

Frazzledripped adrenochrome, most likely.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (l3YAf)

156 Oh no! Germany just arrested their king!

https://tinyurl.com/4wkmaehj

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (0eaVi)

157 Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (i3x5Y)

Will never not be funny.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (GPc/R)

158
And yet No One is asking Fake News why they're STILL covering up kalama harris alcoholism/idiocy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (NIEJC)

159 They smothered Scalia with a pillow.
Just saying 😌...

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (i3x5Y)

160 Prostate cancer found in men over age 80 are generally slow growing and men will die from something else entirely.

This is reported to garner sympathy for the disgusting, lying pervert.

Cancer is too good for biden.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (W2Pud)

161 104 104 I vaguely recall some "scandal" from Trump's first term where the left was convinced Trump's doctor was lying about something and demanded an outside investigation into it..."because the people have a right to know!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (t0Rmr)

When he got COVID, maybe?

The impression I got was that they were all doing Wiccan hexes and praying he'd die.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (6ydKt)

162 142 They created yet another stupid term to make themselves sound authoritative.

I remember Nicole Wallace's monologue on cheap fakes after Biden's appearance with Clooney. The whole point of it being that the video didn't show at all what critics were saying it did.

The evidence? Well, you just have to believe her because they didn't show a single second of the footage that refuted the critics. You had to take her word for it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

=======

"Nicole Wallace is full of shit."
-George Clooney's implication

"He said my name!" *swoons*
-Nicole Wallace

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

163 Cheap fakes were real footage that doesn't mean what it obviously means.

They never asserted that the footage was manipulated, just that you were too stupid to know what it actually was.

I showed a few LIVs I know the video of Biden groping children from CSPAN and...they'd deny it was what they were seeing

"Obviously the media would have made a big deal about this if Biden was really touching children this way!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (t0Rmr)

164 I've been posting for years Jimmy Carter was being kept alive in his 90s and Stage 4 cancer with T-Cell treatments.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (wBaIH)

165 Don't be surprised if the Dems run Clooney as Prez. They are that desperate.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (n17eQ)

166 Nodule > Pustule

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2025 01:44 PM (RIvkX)

167 I'm sorry, but Joe Biden in a motorized wheelchair would've been the best. thing. ever.

--

Envision the sight and smell of a Dalek that ran over a cat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2025 01:44 PM (lTGtQ)

168 Isn't it so weird how the news media seems to get every single big story wrong, and completely miss all the others?

What is it they say they do here again?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:44 PM (GPc/R)

169 BREAKING: 'Small nodule' found in Biden's prostate during routine exam, spokesperson says

***********

There IS a code for that!

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code O00.9
Ectopic pregnancy, post-menopausal

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2025 01:44 PM (HOX+I)

170 151 @78 TJM I don't think it would do anything as literally no one in the Dem party is giving the Bidens a second thought . Their power is gone. However the fun will be watching the hardcore left ripping the elite and the propaganda ministries for admitting the cover-up and trying to avoid their part in it. Given that the propaganda ministries audience amounts to leftist baby boomers and other crazy cat ladies, the hardcore crazies are going to be tossing them out from here till 2028
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 01:42 PM (2ZThz)

======

Any extension of the fight wouldn't so much be about Biden himself but about the factions vying for power, those who pushed for Biden's removal using it as an excuse to push those factions that wanted Biden to remain further from power.

And the reaction to that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

171 New video released of Joe Biden from yesterday after his prostate exam..... Let's join in progress...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (SqPlq)

172 There is a lot I'd love to know about the medicines available to the elites not available to us - for example what where they giving RGB?
Posted by: 18-1

-

Here soon it might become public knowledge why so many people in DC have black eyes.

Spoiler alert: Sandra Bullock already accidentally pissed off Ellen Degeneres on her show when she let it slip:

https://tinyurl.com/dak3bbb4

Watch Ellen's face at 52 seconds when she accidentally admits the use of adrenochrome. She's nervous and angry at the same time.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex that will pursue beauty regardless of status or income at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (2spYE)

173 141 Is Tapper ill? He looks awful. Especially with the older clips there for comparison.

"Oh, you are sick!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKhURjt9x5A

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (wtvvX)

174 i'd like to see biden and dr jill on a show like the view and no one notices what biden momentarily looks like until someone wrinkles a nose and begins to uncomfortably look around

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (CWTWj)

175 I've been posting for years Jimmy Carter was being kept alive in his 90s and Stage 4 cancer with T-Cell treatments.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (wBaIH)

Umbrella Corp shot him up with the T-virus

Posted by: President Evil 2 at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

176 163 I showed a few LIVs I know the video of Biden groping children from CSPAN and...they'd deny it was what they were seeing

"Obviously the media would have made a big deal about this if Biden was really touching children this way!"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (t0Rmr)

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"That's a weird way to look at life: Whatever the NYT reports on is true. Anything it doesn't report on is false. Are you fucking retarded?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

177 'Look at all the shit I did! That was really horrible. I had no idea! Now give me money, bitches!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2025 01:46 PM (0QnUt)

178 So King Harv is secretly Joe Biden?

Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2025 01:46 PM (q177U)

179 In 2022 dozens of people were arrested, many of them Reichsbürger, for plotting to overthrow the German government in Berlin. They were accused of planning a violent coup, which included kidnapping the health minister, to create "civil war conditions" to bring down German democracy.

Considering the health minister at the time was attempting to force Germans to take the poison shot they were well within their rights to do so.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:46 PM (t0Rmr)

180 158
And yet No One is asking Fake News why they're STILL covering up kalama harris alcoholism/idiocy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (NIEJC)

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THIS^^^^

And several hundred other things.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:46 PM (PMtkd)

181 https://tinyurl.com/dak3bbb4

Watch Ellen's face at 52 seconds when she accidentally admits the use of adrenochrome. She's nervous and angry at the same time.
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Everything I know about adrenochrome I learned from Hunter S. Thompson.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 01:46 PM (TN0g+)

182 131 Let's get real: Joe would have been better off in the chair used by Captain Pike.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2025 01:38 PM (tT6L1)

--

I'm thinking more like Davros, the head Dalek from Doctor Who.
He rode around in a little tank like contraption that covered him up to his neck.

Biden actually kinda looks like him, so that's a bonus.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 01:46 PM (6ydKt)

183 loved that ace always kicked his ass

keep on truckin

Posted by: cherries are the best at May 13, 2025 01:47 PM (N+i4e)

184 They smothered Scalia with a pillow.
Just saying 😌...
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2025 01:43 PM (i3x5Y)

Smothered Shrimp Scalia covered in arrabbiata sauce, on a bed of linguine, with unlimited breadstick pillows. Now at Olive Garden for a limited time!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at May 13, 2025 01:47 PM (l3YAf)

185 "That's a weird way to look at life: Whatever the NYT reports on is true. Anything it doesn't report on is false. Are you fucking retarded?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

Yes. Yes they are. It conflicts with the reality they want. So it is not real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2025 01:47 PM (0QnUt)

186 * Sees "nodule" in the comments *

* Refreshes screen to read new thread *

Dang it.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2025 01:47 PM (MMp6W)

187 185 "That's a weird way to look at life: Whatever the NYT reports on is true. Anything it doesn't report on is false. Are you fucking retarded?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

Yes. Yes they are. It conflicts with the reality they want. So it is not real.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2025 01:47 PM (0QnUt)

======

"Why would the NYT lie to me?"

"To get what it wants from you?"

"But the NYT is moral and good!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

188
Five years later: It WAS a lab leak, we'll be darned

Five years later: Russian collusion WAS a hoax, we'll be darned

Five years later: Biden WAS a vegetable, we'll be darned

Five years later: Trump specifically qualified his "both sides" statement, we'll be darned

Five years later: George Floyd died from drugs, we'll be darned

For people so smug and certain about everything, we sure are darned a lot!

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:48 PM (GPc/R)

189 Ive despised tapper since 2000, when he was mr hanging chad so he really was john gill

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2025 01:48 PM (daFlc)

190
"That's a weird way to look at life: Whatever the NYT reports on is true. Anything it doesn't report on is false. Are you fucking retarded?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

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Yes, yes they are.

And so invested in their religion of leftism, they can't back away, even in facing reality.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:48 PM (PMtkd)

191 "That's a weird way to look at life: Whatever the NYT reports on is true. Anything it doesn't report on is false. Are you fucking retarded?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

They were convinced that Trump said to drink bleach and he killed that guy with fish tank cleaner. They absolutely are retarded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (i24o9)

192 The question that hasn't been answered is whether the growth or the nodule was really the President.

This is important because it happened to Senator Fetterman too.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (i3x5Y)

193 Pick, media.

Either 1) you are so fucking stupid you cannot identity a dementia afflicted person,
2)you are easily manipulated by people in power, or 3) the truth, you WANTED to be manipulated by those in power because they were fellow Leftists.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (WqK+k)

194 Joe Biden's lump was 88 cm in size

H is the eighth letter of the alphabet

That is code for Heil Hitler

Proves Trump is a Nazi..........

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (SqPlq)

195 Over st Twitchy there is a long thread from earlier today from a gay black Penn state legislator named Malcolm Kenyatta. He rips Hogg apart because Hogg makes everything about him. It's a fun but stupid read.
I'm convinced if Hogg gets bounced he's going to join the Dem Socialists furthering Dem chaos. More popcorn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (2ZThz)

196
For people so smug and certain about everything, we sure are darned a lot!

Translating lefty speak:

Conspiracy Theory = Spoiler you aren't supposed to know yet

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (t0Rmr)

197 One of my sewing circle friends, who is probably about Biden's age, was upset because she is finally getting a walker to get around the town festival. I tried to encourage her, saying it was for her health and it would actually increase her mobility (her walking has slowed dramatically in the last year). She knows that intellectually, but like everyone, she hates the outward signs of getting old.

It would have been a fight to get Biden to use a wheelchair, and his aides know it.

Posted by: pookysgirl has a lot of elderly friends at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (Wt5PA)

198 Mediaite: BREAKING: Biden Undergoes Prostate Evaluation After 'Small Nodule' Discovered

Joe Biden did not bow out. He was shoved out. I will always contend that debate was a hit job. And it worked. 🤬

Seems a whole bunch of people had hit pieces ready to go immediately...funny, since the election, those big money people who wanted him gone are awfully quiet, but they are getting their tax cuts, so I guess they will be better than fine. But, they can't even muster up a tiny criticism of the orange man.

I remember going to my favorite local bar that night. People were watching the debate on phones and tablets, and they were like "WE GOT HIM!!!!". I was like "Oh fuck, that cannot be good!". Ugh. I hate this timeline.

Pretty sure Trump got the answers in advance and Fox News wouldn't accept any other outcome. And the only way Trump won is that he wouldn't shut the fuck up. He did the same thing in the debate with Kamala.

Why are we getting detailed information about our former President's most intimate health status, but no details -- or flat out lies -- about the shambles of a man now running our Nation into the ground?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2025 01:50 PM (XfOQB)

199
They were convinced that Trump said to drink bleach and he killed that guy with fish tank cleaner. They absolutely are retarded.

Also Elon Musk did a NAZI salute and stole everyone's SS checks.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:50 PM (t0Rmr)

200 Fetterman had the pentium upgrade

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2025 01:50 PM (daFlc)

201 Remember that wikileaked email that said it was a good night for wet work on the night Scalia coincidentally heart attacked his own face with a pillow? Perfectly normal.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:50 PM (GPc/R)

202 Also Elon Musk did a NAZI salute and stole everyone's SS checks.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:50 PM (t0Rmr)

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hahahahahah It still makes me laugh. Idiots.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:51 PM (PMtkd)

203 It would have been a fight to get Biden to use a wheelchair, and his aides know it.
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That's pre-supposing that Biden has/had any sense at all of where he is.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 01:51 PM (TN0g+)

204 Right in the small nodule!

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 13, 2025 01:51 PM (OA79/)

205 Shocking lack of live video of the exam.

Posted by: Katie Couric at May 13, 2025 01:51 PM (w9Wax)

206 200 Fetterman had the pentium upgrade
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2025 01:50 PM (daFlc)

=====

Fetterman is a through and through leftist who believes all the leftist things except about Israel.

And he doesn't understand his situation.

Dude's a fucking dumbass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

207 192 The question that hasn't been answered is whether the growth or the nodule was really the President.

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BREAKING: The nodule has been assigned its own Secret Service protection.

Developing...

Posted by: This Is CNN at May 13, 2025 01:51 PM (dDmld)

208 In a sane world, Tapper would resign in disgrace and never pretend to be a journalist again.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (yT7Wa)

209 Note, they are still continuing their lies by dressing their deception in virtue.

See, they didn't lie--they were just too trusting because they believe deep-down everyone is a good person.

And that trisksy Biden took advantage of them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:34 PM (NwfFc)

Well, when you put it that way, I am beginning to think that these people are truly awful.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

210 I'm OK with Biden getting the chair.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (wtvvX)

211 Joe Biden did not bow out. He was shoved out. I will always contend that debate was a hit job. And it worked. 🤬

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2025 01:50 PM (XfOQB)

Yes, someone made Biden say that he defeated Medicare.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

212 Joe Biden has announced that he is going to keep the Nodule.

It's the last thing he has that reminds him of his son, Beau.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (BUf8Q)

213 @122

>>There is a lot I'd love to know about the medicines available to the elites not available to us - for example what where they giving RGB?

Steroids both anabolic and experimental corticosteroids, experimental Alzheimer’s drugs, blood and platelet transfusion, adderal, various uppers, cocaine,etc.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (Y75Ef)

214
Either 1) you are so fucking stupid you cannot identity a dementia afflicted person,
2)you are easily manipulated by people in power, or 3) the truth, you WANTED to be manipulated by those in power because they were fellow Leftists.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (WqK+k)

4) They were lying and still are

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (GPc/R)

215 Spoiler alert: Sandra Bullock already accidentally pissed off Ellen Degeneres on her show when she let it slip:

https://tinyurl.com/dak3bbb4

Watch Ellen's face at 52 seconds when she accidentally admits the use of adrenochrome. She's nervous and angry at the same time.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex that will pursue beauty regardless of status or income at May 13, 2025 01:45 PM (2spYE)

It does nothing of the kind. The subject matter is grotesque enough without making shit up.

Posted by: Foreskins for skin cream is bad enough at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (TbWk/)

216 Kamala has just been named Nodule Czar.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (GPc/R)

217 211 Yes, someone made Biden say that he defeated Medicare.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

======

Remember the kvetching about the split-screen?

People were convinced before time that it was designed to make Trump look bad. That he'd be making faces and trying to interject while muted.

And then America watched Biden stare off in the middle-distance with his mouth half open whenever he wasn't being talked to directly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

218 I showed a few LIVs I know the video of Biden groping children from CSPAN and...they'd deny it was what they were seeing

"Obviously the media would have made a big deal about this if Biden was really touching children this way!"
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There are way more people in this country than is healthy for the republic that sincerely believe "if that happened, the new would have reported on it."

They cannot conceive that the news regularly, and with malice, hides stories from the public.

But think of it from their perspective:
Which is a more dangerous world, one where the media tells you everything or one where it lies and hides the truth?
Which one requires self-accountability and responsibility?

Much safer to believe you live in the world where the media tells you everything, good, bad or ugly.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (NwfFc)

219 It was a million to one shot, doc.

Posted by: Small Nodule at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)

220 Hunter snorts Joe's nodule any minute now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (2ZThz)

221 Probably but he has shown some signs of sanity (like algernon,)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (daFlc)

222 Fetterman is a through and through leftist who believes all the leftist things except about Israel.

And he doesn't understand his situation.

Dude's a fucking dumbass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, the dude is clearly brain-damaged. That some people occasionally agree with what he says is more of a blind squirrel thing.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (l3YAf)

223 It does nothing of the kind. The subject matter is grotesque enough without making shit up.

yeah what a waste of time

regardless this is why the docs STILL give me and my sons crap for me refusing to circumcise them

that's one hell of a hot market

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (Pv3Rg)

224 /sock

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 01:54 PM (l3YAf)

225 213 @122

>>There is a lot I'd love to know about the medicines available to the elites not available to us - for example what where they giving RGB?

Steroids both anabolic and experimental corticosteroids, experimental Alzheimer’s drugs, blood and platelet transfusion, adderal, various uppers, cocaine,etc.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (Y75Ef)

=====

RBG was probably a vegetable that couldn't even speak for 1-2 years before her death, her opinions written by her staff.

She wasn't on camera for a very long time, and she attended every oral session of SCOTUS remotely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

226 I heard a lot of noise last month from Ronny Jackson that the House Oversight Committee was going to have Dr. Kevin O'Connor to testify before the Committee regarding Biden's declining health and why the Doctor continued to declare him fit as a fiddle even four days after he dropped out of the race. I won't hold my breath for that ever to happen.

Posted by: Cheri at May 13, 2025 01:54 PM (oiNtH)

227 I still think Kommie had microphone earrings on btw

the entire leftist cabal in the US is all about "plausible deniability"

they had some jewelry concern make matching earrings

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (Pv3Rg)

228 In a sane world, Tapper would resign in disgrace and never pretend to be a journalist again.
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In a sane world, the mainstream media would be thought of in the same vein that The World Weekly News is.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (TN0g+)

229 Joe Biden has announced that he is going to keep the Nodule.

It's the last thing he has that reminds him of his son, Beau.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (BUf8Q)

Kill me. Please, kill me.

Posted by: Small Nodule at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (i24o9)

230 Afternoon, All. Back from my nap.

Same cover-up crap they pulled with FDR.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

231 The Left have so many people that are guilty as sin and free as a bird. Not only that, they have and are still profiting from their illegal activities.

That's the only reason I don't say forget about Biden , he's old news and just needs to be forgotten.

I'm still pissed that they waited until McCabe was forgotten and then they gave him his pension back with back pay and paid all his attorney fees. The two FBI love birds received a large settlement also. Jussie Smollett just received a financial settlement from the city of Chicago. BLM , Antifa and Hamas protestors allowed to burn cities. And unbelievably also received financial settlements.

For the Right, a man was imprisoned for basically making fun of Hillary supporters , a grandmother was jailed for being a pro life advocate, Rudy , Savage, Trump and many others hit with biased jury civil awards in the millions . J6 political prisoners is a whole story in itself.

If Trump hadn't won , I think we would be close to a civil war.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (VofaG)

232
Jen Psaki immediately announced that the small nodule in Biden's butthole is "out-working and out-hustling nodules 50 years younger than it." She praised the small nodule as "the most legislatively successful nodule in American history."

Upon further examination, the small nodule turned out to be Biden's brain.

A blue-ribbon team of doctors rinsed Biden brain off in the sink, stirred in around in a glass of Listerine,

and after much debate about whether not Biden's brain should be reinserted into his butthole,

it was decided to use Biden's left ear hole then seal it with Gorilla Glue.

The operation was rated a complete success as Biden only fell twice that day and wound-up the evening sniffing his own underwear instead of children's hair.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (iJfKG)

233 It does nothing of the kind. The subject matter is grotesque enough without making shit up.
Posted by: Foreskins for skin cream is bad enough

-

Like a nervous Ellen trying to make a joke about "a Korean boy's foreskin"?

Spoiler alert:

The ubiquitous black eyes was the important part of the post.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex that will pursue beauty regardless of status or income at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (2spYE)

234 That biden fellow really has small nodule energy.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 13, 2025 01:56 PM (OA79/)

235 In a sane world, the mainstream media would be thought of in the same vein that The World Weekly News is.
Posted by: Crusader

At least the Weekly World News had the Batboy saga.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

236 >>> 229 Joe Biden has announced that he is going to keep the Nodule.

It's the last thing he has that reminds him of his son, Beau.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (BUf8Q)

Kill me. Please, kill me.
Posted by: Small Nodule at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (i24o9)

I'm still not getting a pony, am I.

Posted by: Joan Navy B. at May 13, 2025 01:56 PM (Vqx30)

237 Kamala fell out of favor when she insisted on doing her oral sessions remotely.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:56 PM (GPc/R)

238 In this episode of the Hellfire Club Chronicles, Joe's nodule is found on Epstein Island with a Guatemalan schoolgirl and a no more tears bottle of shampoo.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2025 01:56 PM (zKVqU)

239 217 211 Yes, someone made Biden say that he defeated Medicare.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

======

Remember the kvetching about the split-screen?

People were convinced before time that it was designed to make Trump look bad. That he'd be making faces and trying to interject while muted.

And then America watched Biden stare off in the middle-distance with his mouth half open whenever he wasn't being talked to directly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

*Looks at sign saying "Cheap Fake"*

Don't make me tap the sign.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 01:56 PM (KbCG3)

240 196
For people so smug and certain about everything, we sure are darned a lot!

Translating lefty speak:

Conspiracy Theory = Spoiler you aren't supposed to know yet

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:49 PM (t0Rmr)

-- --

For people who love The Narrative and The Message so much, you are probably dead-on with that assessment.

They really do think of reality in terms of heroes & villains, plot twists, and dramatic storylines.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 01:56 PM (6ydKt)

241 216 Kamala has just been named Nodule Czar.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 01:53 PM (GPc/R)

Well, she does know her way around a prostate...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2025 01:57 PM (wtvvX)

242 Speaking of falling down is that small nodule Pelosi still with us?

Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2025 01:57 PM (0HaGk)

243 But she looked stylish when she wore me to the outdoor winter events.

Posted by: The cooking mitts at May 13, 2025 01:57 PM (YmTKR)

244 So, if Biden were to moon somebody, would the growth in his prostate become a lunar nodule?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 01:57 PM (77rzZ)

245 I remember going to my favorite local bar that night. People were watching the debate on phones and tablets, and they were like "WE GOT HIM!!!!". I was like "Oh fuck, that cannot be good!". Ugh. I hate this timeline.
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Wasn't there a DU dispatch from then where the poster relayed he and his totally-not-gay friend went to a bar and split a bottle of wine?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 01:57 PM (NwfFc)

246 Don't worry guys, the media totally promised that they're going to stop lying.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2025 01:57 PM (Baet4)

247 If you like your nodule you can keep your nodule.

Posted by: B. O. at May 13, 2025 01:58 PM (YmTKR)

248 I've decided on a new recurring character.

Posted by: Joe Biden's small butt nodule at May 13, 2025 01:58 PM (0HaGk)

249 >> RBG was probably a vegetable that couldn't even speak for 1-2 years before her death, her opinions written by her staff.

She was still coherent-ish up until the end. I know people who met with her in 2019. She was physically quite frail, though.

Clerks write a lot of opinions, anyway. Judge signs off on them.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 01:58 PM (l3YAf)

250 One enormous problem our society faces today is that we can't conceive of a better place - we would happily agree to live forever in this world as it exists.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2025 01:58 PM (MMp6W)

251 "Pretty sure Trump got the answers in advance and Fox News wouldn't accept any other outcome."
I just did the Matthew McConaughey smoking meme irl reading that.
Those "people" are living in frigging bizarro world.

Posted by: Cmonman at May 13, 2025 01:58 PM (z1mje)

252 I expect I'll live long enough to hear the left claim "Of course COVID came from a Chinese lab - Trump intentionally had it released! We were telling you that from the start but the corporate media censored us"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 01:59 PM (t0Rmr)

253 251 "Pretty sure Trump got the answers in advance and Fox News wouldn't accept any other outcome."
I just did the Matthew McConaughey smoking meme irl reading that.
Those "people" are living in frigging bizarro world.

Posted by: Cmonman at May 13, 2025 01:58 PM (z1mje)

You know who almost no one was talking about after that debate?

Trump.

Was the first time in forever he was not the main character in the story.

That's how bad Biden was.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 01:59 PM (KbCG3)

254 Dr. Kevin O'Connor looks like he's on the cusp of Down's syndrome. NTTIATWWT.

But he looks like the type who would be amenable to saying what his leftist overlords want him to say about Biden's health.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 01:59 PM (PMtkd)

255 We have to pass the nodule to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Doctor of Prostatology at May 13, 2025 01:59 PM (TbWk/)

256
I remember going to my favorite local bar that night. People were watching the debate on phones and tablets, and...

lol, sure Jan.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:00 PM (NIEJC)

257 251 "Pretty sure Trump got the answers in advance and Fox News wouldn't accept any other outcome."
I just did the Matthew McConaughey smoking meme irl reading that.
Those "people" are living in frigging bizarro world.
Posted by: Cmonman at May 13, 2025 01:58 PM (z1mje)

=====

"Fox News is to the right of Tucker Carlson. Which is why they fired him: because he's not right wing enough."
-DU, 50% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

258 You won't even remember Taint Munge after I'm through.

Posted by: Joe Biden's small butt nodule at May 13, 2025 02:00 PM (0HaGk)

259 @225

>>RBG was probably a vegetable that couldn't even speak for 1-2 years before her death, her opinions written by her staff.

True but I’m talking generally on how these fossils keep on keeping on.

Her handlers were probably snorting the cocaine intended for her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2025 02:00 PM (Y75Ef)

260 246 Don't worry guys, the media totally promised that they're going to stop lying.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2025 01:57 PM (Baet4)

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Just like Disney promised to stop larding all of its movies full of gay shit.

Trust them all!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2025 02:00 PM (dDmld)

261 I mean, plenty of people in red states will benefit. Obviously wealthier people. And I thought the SALT deduction was going up to $15k? That’s not tripling.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 01:20 PM (l3YAf)

The SALT deduction conceals the true cost of government. It should go, and with any luck people will start demanding better from state and local governments for a change.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 02:00 PM (WqK+k)

262 What am I signing Radar?

Posted by: Chief Justice MacLean Stevenson at May 13, 2025 02:00 PM (YmTKR)

263 I didn't notice any reduction of President Biden's mental acuity, memory, or his ability to run rings around everyone in DC.

Posted by: White House Easter Bunny at May 13, 2025 02:01 PM (aBgBM)

264
Pretty sure Trump got the answers in advance and Fox News wouldn't accept any other outcome. And the only way Trump won is that he wouldn't shut the fuck up. He did the same thing in the debate with Kamala.

lololol, pretty sure Fake News CNN did that debate, fuckface gaslighter DUmmy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:01 PM (NIEJC)

265 Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2025 01:55 PM (Pv3Rg)

Like I said no need even to forensify her earrings - just watch the debate and observe how every single one of her "sick burns" (riffing off something Trump said) was about something he said in his PREVIOUS statement, not the statement she was responding to. Like, one earlier.

There is no way to come up with clever responses to previous statements while listening to current ones. That's not how reality works. Which means they were being fed to her by people who were working tirelessly to come up with them. Theg couldn't do it in a timely manner because they're not smart.

The next Democrat will have an AI model specifically trained to come up with targeted sick burns on the fly, and they will be fed those pretty much live. Remember I told you this.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:01 PM (GPc/R)

266 The cover up of Biden's decline reminds me of the movie Sleeper. In that movie they kept dear leaders nose to try and clone the entire leader. It would not surprise me if someone tried to do that when Biden was in office

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 02:01 PM (2ZThz)

267 Pasta fazool > Nodule > Pustule

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2025 02:01 PM (s8j++)

268
See what I mean?
The Left gaslights so much they even gaslight each other AND themselves.

They are living a Total Lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:02 PM (NIEJC)

269 The SALT deduction conceals the true cost of government. It should go, and with any luck people will start demanding better from state and local governments for a change.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 02:00 PM (WqK+k)

Federal income tax should just go.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 02:02 PM (l3YAf)

270 So im getting david lo pan vibes

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2025 02:02 PM (daFlc)

271 Harv's coffee is riffing off the album cover of "The Curse Of The Hidden Mirror", by Blue Oyster Cult.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (r09E4)

272 Federal income tax should just go.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 02:02 PM (l3YAf)

OK.

Replaced with what?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (WqK+k)

273 268
See what I mean?
The Left gaslights so much they even gaslight each other AND themselves.

They are living a Total Lie.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:02 PM (NIEJC)

======

I will never forget Obama laughing it up at a high-priced fundraiser where he was insulting people who believed in shovel-ready jobs.

It wasn't the right that believed it. It was the left.

The leaders of the Democrat Party hate their base.

But, to be fair, the leaders of the GOP also hate their own base.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

274 In a stunning development, Biden's small nodule was found to have an even smaller nodule on IT'S prostate.

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (HOX+I)

275
Leftist Ideology is based on LIES.

You cannot name a single Truth in Leftism. Every single thing they say or claim is a Lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (NIEJC)

276 272 Replaced with what?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (WqK+k)

=====

Nothing.

Starve the federal government.

It's not like taxation is related to spending anyway. Their borrowing has made that obvious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

277 News Nation's Robert Sherman to Pope Bob: "Any message for the United States?"

Pope Bob: "Many..."

Not sure what that means.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (Y1sOo)

278 The Left gaslights so much they even gaslight each other AND themselves.

They are living a Total Lie.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:02 PM (NIEJC)

You think Tapper doesn't know he's a giant liar? Of course he does.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (GPc/R)

279 It's nodules all the way down.

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (HOX+I)

280 The Left gaslights so much they even gaslight each other AND themselves.

They are living a Total Lie.

I think they really screwed themselves with the clot shot this way.

One group knew that COVID wasn't that dangerous but believed the clot shot was 100% safe so...why not exaggerate how dangerous COVID was?

The other group new the clot shot was poison but believed COVID was a real risk of death for most people so why not undercut how dangerous it is because obviously it is still safer then a disease that kills so many

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (t0Rmr)

281 News Nation's Robert Sherman to Pope Bob: "Any message for the United States?"

Pope Bob: "Many..."

Not sure what that means.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (Y1sOo)

Read between the lines. Not good.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (GPc/R)

282 Checking the cell structure.

The cell structure is checked!!

Posted by: Joe Biden's small butt nodule at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (0HaGk)

283 274 In a stunning development, Biden's small nodule was found to have an even smaller nodule on IT'S prostate.
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (HOX+I)

Young man, it's prostate nodules all the way down.

Posted by: Old lady at May 13, 2025 02:05 PM (TbWk/)

284 Don't misunderstand, though. I'm certain you'd be allowed to buy a $1000 penis foreskin facial rub, and they'd laugh at you the entire time as you think "I'm just like a movie star!"

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men are the romantic sex that will pursue beauty regardless of status or income at May 13, 2025 02:05 PM (2spYE)

285 Yeah, but I am the sex machine.

Posted by: Stelter at May 13, 2025 02:05 PM (ufFY8)

286 The leaders of the Democrat Party hate their base.

But, to be fair, the leaders of the GOP also hate their own base.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

To be fair, the left's base is pretty fucking stupid and gullible.

Posted by: Small Nodule at May 13, 2025 02:05 PM (i24o9)

287 Well, that leaves Kamala out.

Apple is developing a device that will allow you to control your iPhone with your thoughts

https://shorturl.at/twtgM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, For a Limited Time Only at May 13, 2025 02:05 PM (L/fGl)

288 Pope Leo's brother will be fun to watch. He hates the communists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (AjCZz)

289 It's not like taxation is related to spending anyway. Their borrowing has made that obvious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

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Why don't more people understand this?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (PMtkd)

290 Leftist Ideology is based on LIES.

But here is the trick...when you get to the level within the left that knows everything is false you also find they believe reality is a social construct.

So no, having your dick cut off doesn't make you a woman but if everyone truly believed you were a woman you would become one.

and so on...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (t0Rmr)

291 Federal income tax should just go.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 02:02 PM (l3YAf)

OK.

Replaced with what?
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Tariffs! *ducks*

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (TN0g+)

292 Grok, who is the better journalist, Jake Tapper or Brian Stelter?

"“Better” depends on criteria. If the measure is traditional journalistic impact—reporting, fairness, and broad respect—Jake Tapper edges out Stelter. His versatility, award-winning investigative work, and ability to engage both sides of the political divide give him a stronger claim to journalistic credibility. His high-profile roles and debate moderation further amplify his influence. However, his recent partisan tilt and interruptions weaken his case for some.

Stelter excels in media analysis and has made significant contributions to understanding disinformation, but his perceived bias and softer journalistic standards (as called out by Tapper himself) undermine his reputation. His work is valuable in a niche but doesn’t match Tapper’s breadth or mainstream respect.

That said, both have faced valid criticisms for bias, especially in the context of CNN’s coverage during the Trump years, which aligns with some of the “media lies” discussed earlier (e.g., Russian collusion, Hunter Biden laptop). Neither is flawless, but Tapper’s track record and broader appeal make him the stronger journalist."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (0sNs1)

293 282 Checking the cell structure.

The cell structure is checked!!

He's got the nodule!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (s8j++)

294 People don't generally wake up to the media lies unless it is obvious to them because of knowledge they possess already, or because they see the media lying about something that is affecting them personally.

For instance a technical expert in some field reads an article full of errors and misleading information about this field and he makes a realization and starts applying more skepticism to every news article everywhere.

Like when a lot of the world woke up to the lies at the same time during the COVID hysteria.

We should really teach critical thinking skills and about common propaganda techniques to people, young and old, so some of them can at least know where to start in order to read between the lies of the daily news cycle.

It helps to be a natural skeptic, but any capable person can learn to use their B.S. detector better.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (6ydKt)

295 So happy a reputable new site uncovers and publicizes some actual truth!

Hurrah for The Bee!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (nr9lv)

296 FUN FACT: The word nodule with the ending -ule means "small node". So in reality, what they found was a small, small node.

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (HOX+I)

297
Nothing.

Starve the federal government.

It's not like taxation is related to spending anyway. Their borrowing has made that obvious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

Instead of treating the disease, kill the patient. Got it.

Are you Canadian?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (WqK+k)

298 It's not like taxation is related to spending anyway. Their borrowing has made that obvious./i]

MMT claims that you can borrow as much money as you want with no consequences. Since the left believes in that the only reason they leave taxes in place is to harm the people paying them

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (t0Rmr)

299 297 Instead of treating the disease, kill the patient. Got it.

Are you Canadian?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (WqK+k)

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The federal government is not the nation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

300 News Nation's Robert Sherman to Pope Bob: "Any message for the United States?"

Pope Bob: "Many..."

Not sure what that means.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (Y1sOo)

Read between the lines. Not good.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (GPc/R)

Based on what we know about his background I'm going to assume he's another heretical communist pedophile-protecting cocksucker like his immediate predecessor until it's proven otherwise.

Posted by: Pope on a rope at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (TbWk/)

301 BREAKING: 'Small nodule' found in Biden's prostate during routine exam, spokesperson says
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That's his brain, dummies! Be careful rooting around there!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (nr9lv)

302 Imagine if you REALLY had to memorize special pronouns for everyone under penalty of Gender Crime?

Think of how that would even work.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (GPc/R)

303 RBG was probably a vegetable that couldn't even speak for 1-2 years before her death, her opinions written by her staff.

But the media showed her exercise routine! She was more fit than the reporter doing the story!

Posted by: Retarded Hillary! Voter at May 13, 2025 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

304 Pope Leo's brother will be fun to watch. He hates the communists.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I hear at least one of his brothers is MAGA.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

305 News Nation's Robert Sherman to Pope Bob....

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Bob Newhart would have been a good Pope.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 02:08 PM (TN0g+)

306 Replaced with what?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 13, 2025 02:03 PM (WqK+k)

Nothing, duh.

I could run the Federal government’s necessary functions entirely on tariffs. Maybe even turn a profit, paid to citizens each year.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 02:09 PM (l3YAf)

307 Hunter Biden was able to overcome his small nodule crisis with illicit pharmaceuticals and prostitutes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2025 02:09 PM (zKVqU)

308 Since the left believes in that the only reason they leave taxes in place is to harm the people paying them
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (t0Rmr)

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I absolutely believe this.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 02:09 PM (PMtkd)

309 Pope Leo's brother will be fun to watch. He hates the communists.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I hear at least one of his brothers is MAGA.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

And his brother, too.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:09 PM (GPc/R)

310 "The White House was LYING not only to the press, not only to the public, but they were lying to their own cabinet. They were lying to White House staffers, they were lying to Democrats in Congress about how bad things had gotten.”
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that darn White House! You cannot trust anything that building says!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (nr9lv)

311 So is "module" the only word that rhymes with "nodule?"

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

312 309 I hear at least one of his brothers is MAGA.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

And his brother, too.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:09 PM (GPc/R)

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Yeah, but what about his brother?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

313
I think it was the WaPo who went as far as printing an entire Fake Story about how ginsberg went to a play one night in the middle of her fake, year-long work-from-home coma!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (NIEJC)

314 I'm just a smol bean.

Posted by: Joe Biden's small butt nodule at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (0HaGk)

315 Joe Biden did not bow out. He was shoved out. I will always contend that debate was a hit job. And it worked. 🤬

>>> A debate as a "hit job"?! What are these people smoking? And where can I get some?

Posted by: pookysgirl, watching the days fly by at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (Wt5PA)

316 We should really teach critical thinking skills and about common propaganda techniques to people, young and old, so some of them can at least know where to start in order to read between the lies of the daily news cycle.
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Maybe we could fund the teaching of these thinking skills with some sort of....lottery?

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 02:11 PM (TN0g+)

317
I bolded that because "year-long work-from-home-coma" is gold!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:11 PM (NIEJC)

318 313
I think it was the WaPo who went as far as printing an entire Fake Story about how ginsberg went to a play one night in the middle of her fake, year-long work-from-home coma!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (NIEJC)

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Such an important event.

And no one had a camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

319 Yeah, but what about his brother?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

Related to him through parentage, potentially MAGA.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:11 PM (GPc/R)

320 >> Instead of treating the disease, kill the patient. Got it.

Taxes are the disease. And 95% of the Federal government should die.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 02:11 PM (l3YAf)

321 So is "module" the only word that rhymes with "nodule?"
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Paging Eminem...

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 02:11 PM (TN0g+)

322 The White House was LYING not only to the press, not only to the public, but they were lying to their own cabinet. They were lying to White House staffers, they were lying to Democrats in Congress about how bad things had gotten.”

Yeah, bullshit. They were all willing pliant stooges. Fuck them.

Posted by: Give me a break at May 13, 2025 02:12 PM (TbWk/)

323 >>> A debate as a "hit job"?! What are these people smoking? And where can I get some?
Posted by: pookysgirl, watching the days fly by at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (Wt5PA)

Go back to the day the debate was announced . Funny stuff from DU.

Lots about how Joe was gonna easily Mike Tyson Trump and leave him a reeling severed husk.

Course that's kind of what was being said here.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:13 PM (GPc/R)

324 318 313
I think it was the WaPo who went as far as printing an entire Fake Story about how ginsberg went to a play one night in the middle of her fake, year-long work-from-home coma!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (NIEJC)

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Such an important event.

And no one had a camera.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

What's this about John Lewis being called the N-word in public?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 02:13 PM (KbCG3)

325 My favorite part of the debate was when Joe had finished some particularly screwed up answer and the "Moderator" asked Trump if he would like to respond and Trump said "I don't know what he said .. I don't think he knows what he said either."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2025 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

326 Gosh, ace wouldn't purposely juxtapose prostate nodule and Jake Tapper, would he?

Nah, just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2025 01:
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He wouldn't if there were something more appropriate like say, vaginal discharge, available.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 13, 2025 02:13 PM (FCbAQ)

327 That said, both have faced valid criticisms for bias, especially in the context of CNN’s coverage during the Trump years, which aligns with some of the “media lies” discussed earlier (e.g., Russian collusion, Hunter Biden laptop). Neither is flawless, but Tapper’s track record and broader appeal make him the stronger journalist."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (0sNs1)

Grok is way too polite, but it's not wrong there.
That's why Jake still has a show and CNN is still figuring out what they're going to do with the potato.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM (6ydKt)

328 What's this about John Lewis being called the N-word in public?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2025 02:13 PM (KbCG3)

They poured bleach on him and said “This is TEA Party country!”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM (l3YAf)

329 BREAKING: 'Small nodule' found in Biden's prostate during routine prostate exam, spokesperson says

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RELATED: 'Large hangnail' found on Biden's doctor's index finger during routine prostate exam, spokesperson says.

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM (HOX+I)

330 What's this about John Lewis being called the N-word in public?
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Even if true, its all good so long as the right person said it...right?

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM (TN0g+)

331 Joe Biden's prostate nodule leads the 2028 Dem presidential field.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM (2ZThz)

332 Lobule

Posted by: zombie Calvin Cooledge at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM (0sNs1)

333 331 Joe Biden's prostate nodule leads the 2028 Dem presidential field.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM (2ZThz)

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Name recognition does so much...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

334 Name recognition does so much...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:14 PM

Don't believe the polls this far out.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:15 PM (GPc/R)

335 A wheelchair would have at least prevented him from shambling off into the wilderness.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2025 01:21 PM (36PRH)
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But we might have been treated to him throwing himself off a cliff, Paul Ryan style.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 13, 2025 02:15 PM (FCbAQ)

336 In this episode of the Hellfire Club Chronicles, Joe's nodule is found on Epstein Island with a Guatemalan schoolgirl and a no more tears bottle of shampoo.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2025 01:56 PM (zKVqU)
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One person is not letting Epstein slip off the radar:

https://tinyurl.com/3k2nxyez

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2025 02:15 PM (lkmGL)

337 292 Grok, who is the better journalist, Jake Tapper or Brian Stelter?

"“Better” depends on criteria. If the measure is traditional journalistic impact—reporting, fairness, and broad respect—Jake Tapper edges out Stelter. (etc.)

Stelter excels in media analysis and has made significant contributions to understanding disinformation (etc.)

Grok has got a long way to go before it becomes useful....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2025 02:15 PM (Dv3i1)

338
If it isn't Obvious to You People, the "play" here is to make "The White House" out to be liars. Not the biden White House, but the current White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:16 PM (NIEJC)

339 So is "module" the only word that rhymes with "nodule?"

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

Cromule.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 02:16 PM (i24o9)

340 Isn't King Harv's newest ad a rip-off of a Blue Oyster Cult album cover?

Homage. The word you're looking for is homage. I guess. I mean, I wouldn't recognize a Blue Oyster Cult album if I were holding it in my hands.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2025 02:16 PM (/y8xj)

341 For instance a technical expert in some field reads an article full of errors and misleading information about this field and he makes a realization and starts applying more skepticism to every news article everywhere.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 02:06 PM (6ydKt)

No. He doesn't.

- Gell Mann Amnesia.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 13, 2025 02:17 PM (nbLbZ)

342 A debate between Biden 's prostate nodule and Fetterman's lump would make for good tv

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 02:17 PM (2ZThz)

343 Would you like to see my pet pustule?

Posted by: Joe Biden's small butt nodule at May 13, 2025 02:17 PM (0HaGk)

344 But we might have been treated to him throwing himself off a cliff, Paul Ryan style.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 13, 2025 02:15 PM (FCbAQ)
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The final scene in The Naked Gun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 13, 2025 02:17 PM (6YdsJ)

345 Go back to the day the debate was announced . Funny stuff from DU.

Lots about how Joe was gonna easily Mike Tyson Trump and leave him a reeling severed husk.
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Oh yeah! They were so giddy.
They were especially masturbatory over the thought of Biden calling Trump a felon to his face.
And, finally--FINALLY--someone calling out his lies.

After the debate, even 7-11 boner pills wouldn't have worked.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (NwfFc)

346 News Nation's Robert Sherman to Pope Bob: "Any message for the United States?"

Pope Bob: "Many..."

Not sure what that means.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2025 02:04 PM (Y1sOo)

"First of awl, f*** da Packers. Second, Michael Jordan is DA best basketbawl player t' ever live, I don"t care what LeB!tch thinks. And thirdly.... da Bears need to stop doing Hail Mary plays unless they're willing to come t' Mass at least twice a week."

Posted by: pookysgirl, donning the Pope hat at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (Wt5PA)

347 "Butt Nodule" would make a great nic for someone.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (wlTQZ)

348 Isn't King Harv's newest ad a rip-off of a Blue Oyster Cult album cover?

Homage. The word you're looking for is homage. I guess. I mean, I wouldn't recognize a Blue Oyster Cult album if I were holding it in my hands.
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Agreed, homage is a better word-choice.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (TN0g+)

349 339 So is "module" the only word that rhymes with "nodule?"

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

Cromule.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 02:16 PM (i24o9)

Odd Yule

Posted by: Weird Christmas at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (TbWk/)

350
So Fake News is, like, okay, we were fooled by the White House before, but we're not going to be fooled by the White House NOW. And we vow to say that Everything the current White House says is a lie!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (NIEJC)

351 So is "module" the only word that rhymes with "nodule?"

**********

globule

Mob rule

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (HOX+I)

352 I had a pyogenic granuloma on my toe once.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

353 350
So Fake News is, like, okay, we were fooled by the White House before, but we're not going to be fooled by the White House NOW. And we vow to say that Everything the current White House says is a lie!
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (NIEJC)

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So subtle. So unexpected. So different from every Republican administration. So dastardly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

354 It's all but certain that the small nodule will end up on Mount Rushmore, that's how consequential this minor growth has been for America!

Posted by: Nancy 'Just A Little Drinky-Drinky' Pelosi at May 13, 2025 02:19 PM (Ft5W9)

355
Fake News went from lying FOR the White House, to lying ABOUT the White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:19 PM (NIEJC)

356 352 I had a pyogenic granuloma on my toe once.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

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No one cares what you do in your bedroom.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 02:19 PM (PMtkd)

357 But we might have been treated to him throwing himself off a cliff, Paul Ryan style.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 13, 2025 02:15 PM (FCbAQ)
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The final scene in The Naked Gun.
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OJ Simpson in a wheel chair careening down those stairs! Back when OJ was funny, rather than a wife-beating murderer.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 02:19 PM (TN0g+)

358 I had a pyogenic granuloma on my toe once.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

A pyogenic granuloma once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 02:20 PM (i24o9)

359 347 "Butt Nodule" would make a great nic for someone.
____

That's never not funny.

Posted by: Biden's Prostate Nodule at May 13, 2025 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)

360 Grok, why is Brian Stelter known as Tater?

"
Brian Stelter, a journalist formerly with CNN, is nicknamed "Tater" primarily due to a quip by conservative columnist Kurt Schlichter. In 2018, Schlichter began using the term on social media, stating it was because Stelter "looks like a potato" and is "about as interesting as a potato." The nickname gained traction among conservative commentators and social media users, often used mockingly in reference to Stelter’s appearance and perceived journalistic style. For example, posts on X and various articles from 2018 to 2024, including Twitchy and The Post Millennial, reference the nickname in a humorous or critical context, with some tying it to Stelter’s coverage of Fox News or his show Reliable Sources. Stelter himself acknowledged the nickname in 2024 on a podcast, noting someone mailed him an actual potato, and he speculated it evolved from earlier nicknames like "Humpty Dumpty" used by Sean Hannity. The nickname is largely a social media-driven jab rooted in political and media rivalry."

Posted by: zombie Calvin Cooledge at May 13, 2025 02:20 PM (0sNs1)

361 Stop fool

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:20 PM (GPc/R)

362
Someone came up with a great during obama:

"For 8 years they told me not to believe anything the President says. Now they call me a "racist" if I even question what the president says."

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:20 PM (NIEJC)

363 Jake Trapper-- I have a book to sell so I will share with you how much I really knew about Slow Joe and how wonderful I am. Please buy my book. Also please clap.

Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2025 02:21 PM (vcTW2)

364 For some reason, and I don't know why, but they gamed out the outcome of Joe dying during the campaign.

And they determined it would hurt Kamala more than help.

Again, I don't know what they saw, but if his death would have helped, they would have made it happen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 02:21 PM (NwfFc)

365 Merz isn't wasting any time:

A self-declared "king" of Germany and three of his senior "subjects" have been arrested and their group banned for attempting to overthrow the state.

Peter Fitzek, 59, was among those arrested in morning raids across seven states on Tuesday, which involved about 800 security personnel.

The government banned their group, the Reichsbürger, or "citizens of the Reich", which seeks to establish the Königreich Deutschland, or "Kingdom of Germany". ...

Reichsbürgers have their own currency, flag and ID cards, and want to set up separate banking and health systems.

Fitzek claims to have thousands of followers - or "subjects".

In an interview with the BBC in 2022 he denied having any violent intentions, but also described the German state as "destructive and sick".

"I have no interest in being part of this fascist and satanic system," he told the BBC's Jenny Hill, when she visited his "kingdom" in eastern Germany.

https://tinyurl.com/vkaa7ker
(BBC News)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 02:21 PM (6ydKt)

366 Demented fool rhymes with nodule

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 02:21 PM (2ZThz)

367 GOP ghoul

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:21 PM (GPc/R)

368 Tapper is a effin zero of no use to anyone.

Posted by: Butt Nodule at May 13, 2025 02:22 PM (pohLc)

369 Grok, why is Brian Stelter known as Tater?

Posted by: zombie Calvin Cooledge at May 13, 2025 02:20 PM (0sNs1)

Ask it where the "McGuffinization of politics" originated.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 02:22 PM (i24o9)

370 seeing a headline that Trump barred the AP, Reuters, and Bloomberg from AF1 during middle east trip.

The three "wire" services. Nice.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2025 02:22 PM (G0vdT)

371 NOT THE BEE:
Doctors discovered a “small nodule” in former President Joe Biden’s prostate during a recent physical, which required more examination, according to several reports.

Upon further investigation has revealed the "nodule" to be Nancy Pelosi's fingernail lost during Bidens weekly prostate massage.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 13, 2025 02:22 PM (ey6uh)

372 "First of awl, f*** da Packers. Second, Michael Jordan is DA best basketbawl player t' ever live, I don"t care what LeB!tch thinks. And thirdly.... da Bears need to stop doing Hail Mary plays unless they're willing to come t' Mass at least twice a week."
Posted by: pookysgirl, donning the Pope hat at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (Wt5PA)

They simply need to dial up the 'pick 6.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

373 @ 152, yup, exactly what I'm expecting ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 13, 2025 02:22 PM (/Ghsb)

374 >> A self-declared "king" of Germany and three of his senior "subjects" have been arrested and their group banned for attempting to overthrow the state.

You know who else was arrested for attempting to overthrow the German state..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 02:23 PM (l3YAf)

375
Is ACE going to cover today's relatively Good Econ data?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:23 PM (NIEJC)

376 the BBC's Jenny Hill
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Is she one of those girls who used to run around in her underwear to Yakety Sax?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

377 Time to break Germany into little kingdoms again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 02:23 PM (Lw+Pk)

378 The government banned their group, the Reichsbürger, or "citizens of the Reich", which seeks to establish the Königreich Deutschland, or "Kingdom of Germany".
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Your soul slipped away
It belongs to the Queen of the Reich
You're fading away, No, No, No
The Queen of the Reich

Posted by: Geoff Tate at May 13, 2025 02:24 PM (TN0g+)

379 377 Time to break Germany into little kingdoms again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 02:23 PM (Lw+Pk)

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1. Syria
2. Bavaria

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 13, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

380 Grok, why is Brian Stelter known as ~~Tater~~ a God-cursed chimptato hybrid?

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Suggested improved question.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 13, 2025 02:24 PM (6YdsJ)

381
he told the BBC's Jenny Hill, when she...

Benny?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:24 PM (NIEJC)

382 I'll have a Reichsburger with cheese and a weissbier thanks.

Posted by: German orders at May 13, 2025 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

383 I'm sentient, the nodule...not so much.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at May 13, 2025 02:24 PM (i3x5Y)

384 I love how Fakee Jakee slips "the Russians!" in there at the end of his screeds (as captured in the Grabien supercut) against anyone questioning Biden's mental or physical state.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (5ugpO)

385 Flaming Butt Nodules would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (wlTQZ)

386 Flaming Butt Nodules would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (wlTQZ)
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Who did they open for?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (6YdsJ)

387 "Time to break Germany into little kingdoms again.
Posted by: Anna Puma "

Honestly they've been nothing but trouble since that damned country has existed.

Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (0HaGk)

388 The government banned their group, the Reichsbürger, or "citizens of the Reich", which seeks to establish the Königreich Deutschland, or "Kingdom of Germany".
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We have a great name for our movement: Operation Mindcrime.

Posted by: Geoff Tate at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (TN0g+)

389 Or Atomic Butt Nodules,

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (wlTQZ)

390 You know who else was arrested for attempting to overthrow the German state..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 02:23 PM (l3YAf)

--

The article mentions some antisemitic stuff, so you never know.

If Peter I starts writing a book in his jail cell they better watch out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2025 02:26 PM (6ydKt)

391 When Katy Perry went down on the small orbital nodule and kissed terra firma, her succubus affectation halted further adverse development.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2025 02:26 PM (zKVqU)

392 Ask it where the "McGuffinization of politics" originated.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 02:22 PM

"The term "MacGuffinization of politics" appears to have originated in a 2013 blog post by the conservative blogger Ace of Spades, published on the Ace of Spades HQ website. In the post titled "The MacGuffinization of American Politics," dated December 6, 2013, the author critiques a media interview with then-President Barack Obama conducted by Chris Matthews. The post argues that the media, particularly Matthews and his panel, focused excessively on Obama’s emotional responses and personal narrative rather than substantive policy issues, likening this focus to a "MacGuffin" in film—a plot device that drives the story but is ultimately insignificant in itself. The term draws from Alfred Hitchcock’s concept of a MacGuffin (...) The post was later reposted and discussed on Free Republic in 2016, where it was described as a "seminal read" for its analysis of media bias. No earlier or alternative origins of the term are found in the provided sources or broader web context.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2025 02:26 PM (0sNs1)

393 Something about Tapper's face makes me want to give him a swirlie.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 02:26 PM (PMtkd)

394 I saw Atomic Butt Nodules open for Atomic Bitchwax at Arcadia in '98.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

395 375
Is ACE going to cover today's relatively Good Econ data?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2025 02:23 PM (NIEJC)

The NY Times reported that April's inflation numbers are a last gasp for the economy before the Trump tariffs cause prices to skyrocket.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2025 02:26 PM (MMp6W)

396 Flaming Butt Nodules, they opened for Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 02:26 PM (Lw+Pk)

397 Germany got up twice and said we're gonna go to war.

With who?

The WORLD

ht Norm

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:27 PM (GPc/R)

398 No earlier or alternative origins of the term are found in the provided sources or broader web context.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2025 02:26 PM (0sNs1)

I was hoping it credited Jonah Goldberg for laughs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2025 02:27 PM (i24o9)

399 So the German guy wants to create a Kingsreich?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

400 Funny thing about the Krauts. They seem to need some kind of totalitarian government in order to be satisfied. Either Nazi or Communist. Does not seem to matter as long as somebody in a uniform carries the whip.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 13, 2025 02:28 PM (pohLc)

401 385 Flaming Butt Nodules would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (wlTQZ)

You made me and Mr Moki cry-laugh!!!

Posted by: moki at May 13, 2025 02:28 PM (wLjpr)

402 Jake "The Snake" Tapper

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 13, 2025 02:28 PM (ZmEVT)

403 Posted by: click site at May 13, 2025 02:27 PM (Ngkh4)

Please do the world a favor and die

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:28 PM (GPc/R)

404 A debate as a "hit job"?! What are these people smoking? And where can I get some?
Posted by: pookysgirl,

IIRC, debates are usually after the conventions. This was in June.

Part was the left pushing Biden out there. Part was Biden Inc going out there to keep the money coming in.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 13, 2025 02:28 PM (FxH7T)

405 Germany got up twice and said we're gonna go to war.

With who?

The WORLD

ht Norm
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And the outcome was closer than you would have expected it to be...

Posted by: Geoff Tate at May 13, 2025 02:28 PM (TN0g+)

406 King Harv was arrested??

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 02:28 PM (GPc/R)

407 "Butt Nodule" would make a great nic for someone.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2025 02:18 PM (wlTQZ)
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Now I'm picturing the scene from "Animal House" where the senior fraternity brothers of Delta Chi are assigning names to the freshman pledges...

"From now on your name is...Butt Nodule!"

"Why?"

"Why not?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (7fElN)

408 Alles ist ordnung.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (ZmEVT)

409 Flaming Butt Nodules would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (wlTQZ)
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Who did they open for?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 13, 2025 02:25 PM (6YdsJ)

Everyone. What do you think the 'flaming' part means?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (nbLbZ)

410 FUN FACT: The word nodule with the ending -ule means "small node". So in reality, what they found was a small, small node.
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2025 02:07 PM (HOX+I)

Joe and Jill Biden. The node and the toad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (NtVYv)

411 382 I'll have a Reichsburger with cheese and a weissbier thanks.
Posted by: German orders at May 13, 2025 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

So... Mit pommes fritz?

Posted by: German McHitlers worker at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (xcIvR)

412
Everyone. What do you think the 'flaming' part means?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (nbLbZ)

Swollen, enflamed, sore, irritated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

413 Butt Nodules from Uranus. Sounds like a Japanese flick featured on MST3k. Lots of kids with security clearances and great cardio running around government property, yelling at scientists.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (PSEDc)

414 *waves to Washington Nearsider*

Awaiting delivery of the HK Models 1/48 Douglas Boston III

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 02:30 PM (Lw+Pk)

415 Germany will have a monarch. He will not have a Germanic name.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2025 02:30 PM (u73oe)

416 So... Mit pommes fritz?
Posted by: German McHitlers worker at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (xcIvR)
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POMMES ODER BROT? SOFORT!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 13, 2025 02:30 PM (6YdsJ)

417 Swollen, enflamed, sore, irritated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM

Ace, after one of us has disappointed him?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2025 02:31 PM (0sNs1)

418 Everyone. What do you think the 'flaming' part means?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (nbLbZ)

Swollen, enflamed, sore, irritated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Ah. I read it as 'homo.' Hence the 'opened for everyone.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 13, 2025 02:31 PM (nbLbZ)

419 371 NOT THE BEE:
Doctors discovered a “small nodule” in former President Joe Biden’s prostate during a recent physical, which required more examination, according to several reports.

Upon further investigation has revealed the "nodule" to be Nancy Pelosi's fingernail lost during Bidens weekly prostate massage.
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 13, 2025 02:22 PM (ey6uh)

Interesting that the Biden camp is acknowledging the existence of a prostate nodule. They let this be known faster than admitting to one of their grandchildren from Hunter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2025 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

420 King Harv was arrested??
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I see him as a victim of a thousand physic wars.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 02:31 PM (TN0g+)

421 He wants to throw off those damn Prussian oppressors from Berlin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2025 02:31 PM (RIvkX)

422 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2025 02:32 PM (u73oe)

423 Awaiting delivery of the HK Models 1/48 Douglas Boston III
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 02:30 PM (Lw+Pk)

Hey, Anna!

I'm still chipping away at my 1/32 Sufa.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 13, 2025 02:32 PM (nbLbZ)

424 But Churchill started World War II!!!!

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2025 02:32 PM (77rzZ)

425 I'm offended, I keep getting ads for semiglutide.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2025 02:32 PM (PMtkd)

426 I remember in the 80's when the Lame Stream Media reported on President Reagan getting his hiney cammed Then and there I knew the the LSM were really fucked up people...

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 13, 2025 02:32 PM (ey6uh)

427 I've got the Academy 1/32 Sufa in stash. Haven't accumulated too much aftermarket for it yet.

How did yours build?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 02:35 PM (Lw+Pk)

428 >>Who did they open for?

I believe it was Anal Fistula, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2025 02:38 PM (Y1sOo)

429 I has become apparent the US was run by welfare queens and deteriorated just like the ghettos they had created.

Plus they bypassed 'reparations' and advanced to 'RIParations'

So airport control towers in US airports are still using floppy discs while goofy TSA weirdos are wearing 3000. in weaves, eye lashes and fingernails!
Yeah not happening...

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Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 13, 2025 02:43 PM (ey6uh)

430 Footnote:

So, Who Was President the past four years?

(crickets....)

Posted by: Beverly at May 13, 2025 05:38 PM (Epeb0)

431 Ever look at the tread on Biden's shoes in that image of him falling at the academy commencement? Was the dude ice climbing later: https://post___.cc/FYjfknSM

Posted by: Penn State Marine at May 13, 2025 05:53 PM (QtHxp)

432 Captain Pikes Wheel Chair with the little blinking lights on the front would do nicely

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 13, 2025 06:27 PM (wGqjj)

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