David Hogg: Young Straight Men Just Wanna Get Laid (Or So I'm Told)

David Hogg offers an explanation for why Democrats lost so much support among young men, and he resorts to the standard Democrat answer for everything: People just wanna swing, baby! They gots to get dey freak on!

The Vigilant Fox
@VigilantFox
NEW: David Hogg gets a huge reaction from Bill Maher after saying Democrats need to reconnect with young men who just want to "get laid and have fun" without walking on eggshells.
He said the parties have flipped. Democrats are now the snobs that judge your every move.
"What I think happened last election is younger men--they would rather vote for somebody who they don't completely agree with, they don't feel judged by, than somebody who they do agree with, that they feel like they have to walk on eggshells around constantly because they're going to be judged or ostracized or excommunicated."
And because of that, young men are walking away.
"Nobody is perfect. But ultimately, what we have to do here is figure out how to bring people back in and work towards the bigger goal of advancing the future of this country and helping young people especially get by, so that they're able to focus on their lives and getting with a young woman or something like that, instead of how are they going to pay their rent, for example, or how are they working their two jobs.
"Young people should be able to focus on what young people should be focused on, which is how to get laid and how to go and have fun."
Maher clapped, stood up, and shook Hogg's hand after that comment.

NEW: David Hogg gets a huge reaction from Bill Maher after saying Democrats need to reconnect with young men who just want to “get laid and have fun” without walking on eggshells.

He said the parties have flipped. Democrats are now the snobs that judge your every move.

“What I… pic.twitter.com/2SyeflzMhA
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) May 10, 2025

David Strom:

The newsy, clippable bit of Hogg's interview/discussion with Maher was his diagnosis for why men are fleeing the party, and in particular for why younger men have been leaving in droves after having hewed the line within the party for years: young men want to get laid and have fun, and the Democratic Party has been the party of killjoys.
In acknowledging this, he's not entirely wrong, but neither is he entirely right. The Democrat Party is entirely fine with young men having fun and even getting laid--the party is absolutely obsessed with sex, and only likes freedom in any form if it includes consensual sex between queers or in front of a computer screen.
But Hogg doesn't seem to get that the problem goes much deeper than Democrats' focus on promoting a pleasure-based lifestyle for everybody but heterosexual men. It's that the Democrats hate masculinity per se, and are deeply hostile to the aspirations of men that go far beyond mere sexual pleasure (which men indeed do seek out and love).

As Strom said, I'm sure young men object to the Democrat Party constantly "problematizing" their every desire and every action and shaming them for just having a normal straight male interest in the opposite sex. But of course that's only the start of it -- the left does nothing but attack men for everything they want and everything they do. It's not just sex. It's literally everything.

Men do not have any place in the Democrat Party's worldview. The only acceptable aspiration for straight men is to be allies to leftwing AWFL women and gays. That's the most they can aspire to be -- a supporting character in a more deserving Female or Gay Main Character's story of empowerment.

If anyone dares to say "What, are men just snowflakes who can't take criticism" -- let me reply has made it de facto illegal to ever criticize any of their constituent identity blocs. The snowflakes who demand validation for every single thing they do cannot object to someone else saying "We're tired of being treated as shit and as scapegoats for every failure of a leftwing woman or gay dude."

Also, of course, the Democrat Party set up a system to convict men of rape without evidence -- and against the actual evidence, which is suppressed -- in college show-trials.

Ed Driscoll quotes an author and illustrator named -- let me double check if I have this right -- "Christopher R. Taylor," whoever that is.

Here's this "Christopher R. Taylor" character:

We're in a strange place culturally today. Its been quite a while since moralistic prudes have tried so hard to control private and public behavior and instill specific, exact legalistic codes on society. And the oddest thing about it is that this new push is coming from the exact people who just a few years ago told us "if it feels good, do it."
The people who gave us raunchy sex comedies like Porky's in the 80s and American Pie in the 00's are now telling us that anything remotely like that behavior totally disqualifies you from public service, let alone private life.
...
After spending 50 years tearing down everything everyone held dear, mocking morality, breaking apart a system of ethics and behavior, cynically undermining all sense of public etiquette and cultural norms... now we're being told everything they said to do is all wrong.
Suddenly what pretty much everyone has done in the past is grounds for dismissal and attack. Went to parties and got drunk? Now you're a sinister potential rapist. Got a diary accounting for where you went and what you did? Got witnesses? You might need them now; all it takes is a woman to suddenly remember something she says you did, and a political benefit and you're doomed.
I've written about this in the past, how the left tore out the skeleton of our culture, leaving it unable to stand or function. They've taken every pain to remove all traces of what was once the system of ethics and behavior the nation generally agreed upon and which makes up the very core of a society. Now, they want to suddenly replace it all, with something new and even more prudish.

I wish some of you Morons could write some smart stuff like that.

Update: the diseased lunatics of BlueSky are calling for Hogg's cancellation.

The BlueSky comments in this are *amazing*. That site is a godsend https://t.co/UEAo2EmBPG pic.twitter.com/QNvUp5hvcj
— Michael Haneke Paneke (@davo_arid) May 12, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 03:37 PM

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1 FIRST

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

2 "Or So I'm Told"

Gold, Ace!

Posted by: Paco at May 12, 2025 03:39 PM (mADJX)

3 shame me if you wish .. but that kid seemed ... likable in that clip

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2025 03:39 PM (Pv3Rg)

4 I think Hogg is a little off. There was a time young men would lie about political beliefs to get laid. For whatever reason (and there are many theories), that motivation has been lost, and most young men are just doing whatever and girls are a secondary (or tertiary) consideration.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 12, 2025 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

5 Maher clapped, stood up, and shook Hogg's hand after that comment.

Of course Bill did. He was a regular at the Playboy Mansion as I recall.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2025 03:42 PM (/HDaX)

6 They've taken every pain to remove all traces of what was once the system of ethics and behavior the nation generally agreed upon and which makes up the very core of a society. Now, they want to suddenly replace it all, with something new and even more prudish.
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The 'prudishness' isn't the problem.

The problem is that the moral code the Left seeks to enforce is entirely evil.

Posted by: Methos at May 12, 2025 03:43 PM (Dnobf)

7 BLACK ORCHID IS NOT OF THE BODY

Posted by: Landru Fan Club at May 12, 2025 03:43 PM (PiwSw)

8 >>3 shame me if you wish .. but that kid seemed ... likable in that clip

I shame you.

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2025 03:43 PM (KRtlO)

9 I nooded for you lazy bastiges.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2025 03:43 PM (/HDaX)

10 When was this Dark Age where people were forced to walk on egg shells because of their fear that conservatives would have them fired, ostracized, and what not?

"They would if they could" doesn't count.

And "I got fired during a communist witch hunt because . . . well. . . I'm a commie" doesn't count either

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2025 03:43 PM (u+80A)

11 David Hogg knows as much about normal young men as I do about being an effete faggot dipshit with semen stains in his mouth.

Sadly, I don't think most young men want to get laid. Maybe in some sense they do, but they aren't willing to do much to make it happen. They seem more interested in video games, porn, wasting time on social media, and basically avoiding girls.

They are certainly not like I was (I'm Gen X) at that age.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

12 I wish some of you Morons could write some smart stuff like that.

I can only write the word "Prometheus" with a crayon.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2025 03:44 PM (WPL6O)

13 Who has less muscle mass Obama or Hogg? Manly Men Indeed!

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 03:44 PM (n17eQ)

14 A stopped Hogg is right twice a day apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 03:45 PM (t0Rmr)

15 Nobody is perfect. But ultimately, what we have to do here is figure out how to bring people back in and work towards the bigger goal of advancing the future of this country and helping young people especially get by, so that they're able to focus on their lives and getting with a young woman or something like that, instead of how are they going to pay their rent, for example, or how are they working their two jobs.
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Note how the Left never ever ever ever ever actually tell you what they plan to do. Where in the above paragraph does it tell you?

I know she's supposed to be an unfair example (the dirty secret is she's actually a perfect example) but I saw a thing from Kamala where she said that unlike Trump, Democrats need to make life better for people by making life better for people.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 03:45 PM (M/gGe)

16 Twenty years ago the left was the party of sex sex sex.

Now that's problematic. Well, unless its gay, or MAP on kids or whatever.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 03:45 PM (t0Rmr)

17 oinkk oinkk

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 12, 2025 03:46 PM (CWTWj)

18 What would David Hogg know about straight men?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at May 12, 2025 03:46 PM (QvVyQ)

19 >>>I know she's supposed to be an unfair example (the dirty secret is she's actually a perfect example) but I saw a thing from Kamala where she said that unlike Trump, Democrats need to make life better for people by making life better for people.

the pure philosophy

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2025 03:46 PM (KRtlO)

20 When I read lefty feminist forums they have two big complaints I see

1) Why is it the men I am attracted to have politics I hate

2) Why do my boyfriends pretend to be progressive until I have sex with them?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 03:47 PM (t0Rmr)

21 If the Dems can get the feminists, lesbians and muslim chicks to start giving it up for the young guys like it's a pirn video, we are so screwed.

Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 12, 2025 03:47 PM (jvJvP)

22 I could have written that.

Didn't feel like it.

Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2025 03:47 PM (0HaGk)

23 this is one hogg who would have helped the hen make the bread

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 12, 2025 03:47 PM (CWTWj)

24 The Democrats are only interested in sex if it involves public bathrooms.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2025 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

25 And "I got fired during a communist witch hunt because . . . well. . . I'm a commie" doesn't count either

that has to be what they mean, or they are thinking about us trying to stop adult gay men from shooting at targets a bit (or quite a bit) too young

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2025 03:47 PM (Pv3Rg)

26 And if they make sandwiches afterwards.....

Whoa boy!

Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 12, 2025 03:48 PM (jvJvP)

27 so that they're able to focus on their lives and getting with a young woman or something like that,
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What is 'something like' getting with a young woman?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 03:48 PM (Dv3i1)

28 re 18: he goes straight for men?

Posted by: gnatslocal675 at May 12, 2025 03:48 PM (CWTWj)

29 Nobody listens to this "Chris Taylor" guy. I doubt he even exists.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM (CDWlY)

30 no see I want Young David to split off from the Karenic Left, along with Lurch and maybe they take 20 percent of the Ds with them

that's a good quick way to implode the left right quick

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM (Pv3Rg)

31 Twenty years ago the left was the party of sex sex sex.

Now that's problematic. Well, unless its gay, or MAP on kids or whatever.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 03:45 PM (t0Rmr)

Yes. But it's not hypocrisy, irony nor coincidence.

They had to bring sex and religion and politics (the things you weren't supposed to discuss in polite company) all way out in the open so they could take control of them.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM (M/gGe)

32 Other quotes by Hogg:

“I realized yesterday that I can actually, genuinely, right now nothing is stopping me from becoming Batman. Nothing. I have a bat cave. I have an Alfred. I have a Batmobile, a Bugatti. I can fight.”

“Females are the ultimate status symbol. People think I’m running around with these hoes because I like sex. That’s nothing to do with the reason why I’m running around with these bitches. I got these bitches just so everyone knows who the don is.”

“I had one girl and she got too drunk one day and she threw up in my apartment. I told her to clean up, she refused. So, I took her stuff and threw it out the window.”

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM (D7oie)

33 Obama turned that party gay.

Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM (0HaGk)

34 >>>What is 'something like' getting with a young woman?

touching their bags of sand

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM (KRtlO)

35 A lot of the Karen's are doing this out o
revenge. They were the ones who no one in Porky's or Revenge of the Nerds wanted to see naked.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 03:50 PM (4/Kdf)

36 If David Hogg were hetero, his conundrum would be:

Greta or Caroline Ellison?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

37 What is 'something like' getting with a young woman?

this something like a woman stuff, you know

hey if the actual female Gen Zs are obese and hairy, maybe a well-kept shemale starts to look good in comparison I dunno

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2025 03:50 PM (Pv3Rg)

38 The 'prudishness' isn't the problem.

The problem is that the moral code the Left seeks to enforce is entirely evil.

The left's prudishness isn't about a moral code. It doesn't matter what the morals are. The left is only interested in social positioning, and there are no governors on what they're willing to do to get a social leg up. Thus, if I ran on a platform of "salamanders are acceptable", they would immediately develop an anti-salamander attitude, and condemn anyone who had ever liked them.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 12, 2025 03:50 PM (s8j++)

39 Well, he's partly right, but has made the calculus far to simple.

But, for a remedial student like David Hogg, that's an impressive amount of understanding.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 12, 2025 03:50 PM (N1tpc)

40 The Democrat Party is entirely fine with young men having fun and even getting laid--the party is absolutely obsessed with sex, and only likes freedom in any form if it includes consensual sex between queers or in front of a computer screen.

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Not to mention Senate Hearing Room Gay S&M Sex viral videos!

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 03:51 PM (HODnp)

41 Pretty sure dip $hit hogg does not know anything about getting laid except by trannies.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 03:51 PM (e5NfL)

42 It has nothing to do with sex per se, though the left's hostility to pleasure or fun in general, unless it is gay, is a big turnoff to men, no doubt.

The real issue is that the left has been demonizing men relentlessly for decades now. White men in particular, but men in general too.

There's nothing for men in the Democrat party. And swishy little queers like Hogg and Waltz are emblematic of this fact.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2025 03:51 PM (g00SI)

43 Ah, I see David Strom already made my observation.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 12, 2025 03:51 PM (N1tpc)

44 touching their bags of sand
Posted by: ace

Silicone implants?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

45 Clickbait headline, young men are turning to AI relationships.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2025 03:52 PM (NVNRw)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Nobody even knows what salamanders are.

Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2025 03:52 PM (0HaGk)

48 >>>What is 'something like' getting with a young woman?

touching their bags of sand
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM (KRtlO)

I want to live in the reality where the above (reversed) is a Jeopardy question.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 03:52 PM (M/gGe)

49 The problem with screwing a liberal women is the anxiety one experiences over the next 30 years wondering if she will some day decide it was really rape and attempt to ruin your life.

Posted by: Keep it zipped at May 12, 2025 03:52 PM (X7Ha8)

50 I'm not sure why but this whole post is cracking me up, and the Special Ed post also

lol this one hits too close to home for me I guess

I just pray for my kids sheesh what a mess

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2025 03:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

51 And "I got fired during a communist witch hunt because . . . well. . . I'm a commie" doesn't count either

The people that complain the most about the "red scare" also want Elon Musk imprisoned for cutting waste and fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (t0Rmr)

52 There you go. All you that thought it was good for Maher to be spewing his shit and he was getting 'red-pilled.' He wasn't.

He never will. He's a liberal through and through and wants to see you defeated. Or killed by 'immigrants.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

53 What would David Hogg know about straight men?

Look, there's some reason I'm striking out so much. I think that might be it!

Posted by: David "Camera" Hogg at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (/FwzA)

54 "Young people should be able to focus on what young people should be focused on, which is how to get laid and how to go and have fun."

Oh yeah?! what about old men? I'm voting Republican until I can get laid on demand like the olden times..

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (ey6uh)

55 I agree with this Christopher Taylor guy, although I don't think it's a question of a new prudishness taking over. It's a question of control, and control specifically of one and only one demographic: straight white men.

The entire new regime is specifically and exclusively designed to control, trap, and punish straight white men for engaging in traditional and normal straight white men things. Black men get somewhat of a pass, although if they're straight they will still be on the radar (especially if they are conservative blacks).

The new regime is not only not prudish, it's obscenely sexual and perverted when it comes to gay men, lesbians, kiddie porn, sex trafficking (by anyone other than straight white men), and basically anything other than sex between straight men and women.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

56 Nobody even knows what salamanders are.
Posted by: eleven

I don't trust salamanders.

They're all eftists.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

57 Don't forget everything is a psy op, fake and gay.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (M/gGe)

58
29 Nobody listens to this "Chris Taylor" guy. I doubt he even exists.
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM (CDWlY)

You guys are funny.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (oGdsR)

59 >>>Silicone implants?

I think it's a line from The 40 Year Old Virgin. He's bluffing that he knows what a woman's breasts feels like, and says they're like "bags of sand."

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (KRtlO)

60 The idea that Republicans are the current prudes out of the two major parties is silly, of course.

It was Democrats trying to hound a Republican out of Congress because her boyfriend felt her up at a theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

61 The problem with screwing a liberal women is the anxiety one experiences over the next 30 years wondering if she will some day decide it was really rape and attempt to ruin your life.
Posted by: Keep it zipped
.......

I tell my grandson to travel and meet foreign chicks.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2025 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

62 For the record it isn't gay if her lady penis is fully covered by her skirt.

Posted by: David Hogg and David French at May 12, 2025 03:54 PM (t0Rmr)

63 Donald Trump is a threat to pharma profits and must be impeached!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist at May 12, 2025 03:54 PM (l3YAf)

64 This is exactly why Hogg has to be expelled from the DNC, too, and it is quite real. He and others realize young straight white men after years of oppression will not vote for a female of color and want to fall behind someone like Newsome. The AWFLs and racial identity groups, who run things now, will not have that. It is very possible as a direct result the Democrats beat the Republicans in being the first major party to collapse.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2025 03:54 PM (WWpK6)

65 I think all Dems should be required to watch Dirty Santa. Those that don't laugh shall be killed.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 03:54 PM (n17eQ)

66 so that they're able to focus on their lives and getting with a young woman or something like that,
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What is 'something like' getting with a young woman?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 03:48 PM (Dv3i1)
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Fuck dolls

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

67 Is Christopher R.Taylor going to be insufferable now? 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (pZEOD)

68 Your girl: Do you mind if I go out with my guy friend this weekend?

You: Who is this guy friend?

YG: David Hogg.

You: Oh, by all means. Here's some extra cash. Have fun. Don't bother checking in. See you later!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

69 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

No no Maher really only just noticed that the Left likes terrorists. It's a *huge change* from the Left of 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70 etc years ago, when they were reasonable and contemplative.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (M/gGe)

70 63 Donald Trump is a threat to pharma profits and must be impeached!
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Jeepers, John Roberts is on a roll.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (n17eQ)

71 64 This is exactly why Hogg has to be expelled from the DNC, too, and it is quite real. He and others realize young straight white men after years of oppression will not vote for a female of color and want to fall behind someone like Newsome. The AWFLs and racial identity groups, who run things now, will not have that. It is very possible as a direct result the Democrats beat the Republicans in being the first major party to collapse.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2025 03:54 PM (WWpK6)

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Putting SC first in the primary schedule is going to bite the Democrats very hard in 2028.

Expect some efforts to try and change the primary schedule.

The SC Democrat Primary is majority black and majority female. Think they give a shit what white men want?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

72 47 Nobody even knows what salamanders are.
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2025 03:52 PM (0HaGk)

They don't teach Karel Čapek in school any more...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (PiwSw)

73 Nobody even knows what salamanders are.
Posted by: eleven
.......

I've seen Bobby Flay use one on his cooking show.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

74 >> For the record it isn't gay if her lady penis is fully covered by her skirt.

It’s only gay if her girldick moved.

Posted by: Zoomer George Costanza at May 12, 2025 03:56 PM (l3YAf)

75 Congrats to our Christopher!

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 12, 2025 03:56 PM (rF2iL)

76 >>> Oh yeah?! what about old men? I'm voting Republican until I can get laid on demand like the olden times..
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (ey6uh)

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Olden times? Like before we got married?

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 12, 2025 03:56 PM (stf+x)

77 Young men are rational actors and they learn. If there were a good chance dealing with modern women would work out positively, they'd do it. In modern times the odds of it working out are virtually zero.

There's a quote about this: in your grandfather's time he
had to do half the work to get a woman 10 times better than the norm today.

Modern women are trained to hate men as men. The system backs them up 1000 percent. The risks of having to raise other men's kids, of being divorced and stripped of money and family are far too high.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

78 I was going to write something like that but then I got high.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2025 03:57 PM (g8Ew8)

79 Honestly, "just a few years ago" is doing some heavy lifting in that sentence. More likely, he's just perpetually existing in late 60's like a lot of them.

Posted by: Scott1M at May 12, 2025 03:57 PM (O9uxk)

80 I don't trust salamanders.

They're all eftists.

I newt!

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2025 03:57 PM (/y8xj)

81 The people who gave us raunchy sex comedies like Porky's in the 80s and American Pie in the 00's are now telling us that anything remotely like that behavior totally disqualifies you from public service, let alone private life.

The left will tell you how dedicated they are to liberty, then send cops to look at your recycling and fine you if you didn't do a good enough job sorting them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 03:57 PM (t0Rmr)

82 Is Christopher R.Taylor going to be insufferable now? 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (pZEOD)
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Is is the same guy? That article Ace quotes is from 2018 ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

83 I've seen Bobby Flay use one on his cooking show.
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Bobby Flay is kind of creepy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 03:57 PM (n17eQ)

84 In acknowledging this, he's not entirely wrong, but neither is he entirely right. The Democrat Party is entirely fine with young men having fun and even getting laid--

As long as it's with other guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (4dDXL)

85 It's only gay if someone finds out.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (M/gGe)

86 >> Young men are rational actors and they learn.

This is still one of the funniest sites on the Internet.

Posted by: Zoomer George Costanza at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (l3YAf)

87 If the Democrats complain about deportation I helpfully offer to foster females 13-18, no fat chicks. They get butthurt, but why is that any worse than anything they've proposed over the last 20 years?

Posted by: hurricane567 at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (2pFHc)

88 67 Is Christopher R.Taylor going to be insufferable now? 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (pZEOD)

Now ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (VE6XX)

89 47 Nobody even knows what salamanders are.
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I beg your pardon. A salamander turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (paSBy)

90 >>s Christopher R.Taylor going to be insufferable now? 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2025 03:55 PM (pZEOD)
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In no time, he'll be "insisting upon himself."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (bNf8H)

91 The replacement rate is 1.6.
That's fire alarm stuff. Been that way for over 20 years.
Immigration is gap filling.

Posted by: torabora at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (J6B4f)

92 64 This is exactly why Hogg has to be expelled from the DNC, too, and it is quite real. He and others realize young straight white men after years of oppression will not vote for a female of color and want to fall behind someone like Newsome. The AWFLs and racial identity groups, who run things now, will not have that. It is very possible as a direct result the Democrats beat the Republicans in being the first major party to collapse.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2025 03:54 PM (WWpK6)

I keep hearing that talk, and yet Hogg is still there. Yet Fetterman has been ejected. Sounds like the DNC doesn't have the courage to do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (8avO+)

93 Most astroturfed donk clown since AOC.
Regurgitating some speech that was written for him by a conclave of acela corridor socialists.
"What the Democrat party needs to do is xyz"
Yeah no shit stupid you need to appeal to demographics that you lost. But the elephant in the room is you can't lol.
They are the party of gay brown communism and there's no recovering from that.

Posted by: Cmonman at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (ZmlhD)

94 Hey David, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25? Life is about people. It's about connections. It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures. It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

Posted by: Mooj, Smart Tech Sales Associate at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (xofCm)

95 It's not gay if it's underway.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (M/gGe)

96 I think it's a line from The 40 Year Old Virgin. He's bluffing that he knows what a woman's breasts feels like, and says they're like "bags of sand."
______

I know what a woman's breast feels like. I also know that I really, really need to get back to doing pushups and bench presses again.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (Dv3i1)

97 Nobody listens to this "Chris Taylor" guy. I doubt he even exists.
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM

*nods*

Like Rhode Island.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (FAGAJ)

98 David Hogg: Still trying to convince the world he's interested in women.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (tT6L1)

99 Modern women are trained to hate men as men. The system backs them up 1000 percent. The risks of having to raise other men's kids, of being divorced and stripped of money and family are far too high.

Facebook has been giving me relationship advice videos now for some reason and most of it is stupidly obvious stuff like make your husband/boyfriend feel appreciated and when I go look at the comments section their are hundreds of women saying that if you do that he won't do what you tell him to do all the time...

American romantic relationships are screwed up right now.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (t0Rmr)

100 A very, very long time reader here, but I don't understand the Christopher Taylor reference...a little help?

Posted by: kjl291 at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (R6UJF)

101 I'm now a David Hogg fan. I saw Hogg on Maher and debate James Carville on YouTube. He did great. I especially enjoyed the debate with Carville. Carville had earlier called Hogg a "twerp." By the end of the debate, Hogg had Carville eating out of his hand. That's a pretty amazing feat in my book.

James Carville needs to stay in the crypt. In with the new.

Hogg has wonderful aspirations for people. But honestly, when Maher asked how he achieves that in today's world with trump and GOPer hatred/idoicy, he offered absolutely nothing that will help us win in midterms. We've heard it before. IMO, we will be crushed if that's our message beginning this Fall.

I do believe Hogg -- or people who believe similar -- should be part of DNC policy making.

Hogg is a smart man, Carville a third-way has-been. Maher - not worth mentioning.

Maher sanewashing Trump was the last straw for me. I'll pass on both of them.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (JCZqz)

102 The replacement rate is 1.6.
That's fire alarm stuff. Been that way for over 20 years.
Immigration is gap filling.
Posted by: torabora at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (J6B4f)

Way better than Italians, they were counting down to extinction 20 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

103 93 Most astroturfed donk clown since AOC.
Regurgitating some speech that was written for him by a conclave of acela corridor socialists.
"What the Democrat party needs to do is xyz"

And actual men are gonna listen to that wussie ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:00 PM (VE6XX)

104 > Maher clapped, stood up, and shook Hogg's hand after that comment.

Shortly before Hogg left on a "Boy's Weekend Getaway" to Provincetown with Harry Sisson and his buddies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 04:00 PM (W5ArC)

105 A very, very long time reader here, but I don't understand the Christopher Taylor reference...a little help?
Posted by: kjl291 at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (R6UJF)

He's a commenter here.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

106 onestly, "just a few years ago" is doing some heavy lifting in that sentence.

Just a few years ago:
2025 - 1971 =54 years.

1971 - 1918=53 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 04:00 PM (4dDXL)

107 If only Democrats could figure out how to be the party of young consequence free sex!!

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (M/gGe)

108 Young men are rational actors and they learn. If there were a good chance dealing with modern women would work out positively, they'd do it. In modern times the odds of it working out are virtually zero.

There's a quote about this: in your grandfather's time he
had to do half the work to get a woman 10 times better than the norm today.

Modern women are trained to hate men as men. The system backs them up 1000 percent. The risks of having to raise other men's kids, of being divorced and stripped of money and family are far too high.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)
___________

It's an odd dynamic in that, on the one hand, it's harder for a good normal guy to find a "good woman" to settle down with and raise a family. On the other hand, decades of "women's lib" has encouraged hook-up culture to explode, so it's easier to get random sex.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

109 I keep hearing that talk, and yet Hogg is still there. Yet Fetterman has been ejected. Sounds like the DNC doesn't have the courage to do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM

fetterman is going to go the bernie sanders route and declare himself independent but vote in lockstep with democrats.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (e5NfL)

110 Sanewashing?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (PiwSw)

111 91 The replacement rate is 1.6.
That's fire alarm stuff. Been that way for over 20 years.
Immigration is gap filling.
Posted by: torabora at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (J6B4f)

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It's not good, but it's not fire alarm.

Also, it's, of course, very unevenly spread. Cities are very low. Rural areas are bringing up the average. Progressives are low, conservatives are higher.

China is in fire alarm mode because its birth rate is extremely out of alignment with its goals. Japan is not in fire alarm mode because it's rock bottom birthrate is not being countered by radical efforts to bring in a new population, which will allow a distinctly Japanese culture to start growing again in a generation or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

112 Hogg is a fkjn Marxists

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (ypFCm)

113 I was thinking. The 747-8 Jumbo Jet Qatar is giving the USA is way better than the Statue of Liberty. Actually the SoL needs to read. We are not taking anymore refuge ,This remains in effect until further notice!

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (ey6uh)

114 > want to fall behind someone like Newsome.

LOL!

No.

Posted by: Young Men With Measurable Testosterone Levels at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (W5ArC)

115 34 >>>What is 'something like' getting with a young woman?

touching their bags of sand
Posted by: ace

It's silicone, not silicon!

Posted by: Mia Khalifa, leaking fluid from her breast after being hit by a hockey puck at May 12, 2025 04:02 PM (JCZqz)

116
fetterman is going to go the bernie sanders route and declare himself independent but vote in lockstep with democrats.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:01 PM (e5NfL)

That's what I think

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:02 PM (VE6XX)

117 110 Sanewashing?

no one at DU has apparently ever had this procedure done

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2025 04:02 PM (Pv3Rg)

118 109 I keep hearing that talk, and yet Hogg is still there. Yet Fetterman has been ejected. Sounds like the DNC doesn't have the courage to do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM

=======

Fetterman will become an ideal Democrat again, once it's obvious he won't lose his primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

119 The replacement rate is 1.6.
That's fire alarm stuff. Been that way for over 20 years.
Immigration is gap filling.
Posted by: torabora

I still don't understand the ".6" part of this? How does one have 6/10 of a baby?

Can someone explain to me what a 1.6 birth rate actually looks like in reality?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

120 I've seen Bobby Flay use one on his cooking show.
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Bobby Flay is kind of creepy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 03:57 PM (n17eQ)
_______

I have it on good authority he's very aggressively handsy and pushy with attractive women. In fact, I've seen it myself.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

121 119 I still don't understand the ".6" part of this? How does one have 6/10 of a baby?

Can someone explain to me what a 1.6 birth rate actually looks like in reality?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

======

Do you need to be explained...statistics?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

122 Facebook has been giving me relationship advice videos now for some reason and most of it is stupidly obvious stuff like make your husband/boyfriend feel appreciated and when I go look at the comments section their are hundreds of women saying that if you do that he won't do what you tell him to do all the time...

American romantic relationships are screwed up right now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (t0Rmr)

My favorite was one I saw on twitter telling the girls how to make your boyfriend insecure so you could control him and a guy responded with "that's perfect! I'll start this on my girlfriend".

Without any sense of irony, the original poster called him a monster.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 12, 2025 04:04 PM (N1tpc)

123 Silicone: Mia Khalifa
Silicon: The Horta

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:04 PM (PiwSw)

124 104 > Maher clapped, stood up, and shook Hogg's hand after that comment.

Shortly before Hogg left on a "Boy's Weekend Getaway" to Provincetown with Harry Sisson and his buddies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

They invited me as senior male leadership figure and sexuality advisor!

Posted by: Tim Walz at May 12, 2025 04:04 PM (JCZqz)

125 Can someone explain to me what a 1.6 birth rate actually looks like in reality?
____

A man and a woman, who love each other very much...

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:04 PM (Dv3i1)

126 I've written about this in the past, how the left tore out the skeleton of our culture, leaving it unable to stand or function.

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And then rubbed our faces in donuts on our front lawns by installing it as POTUS for the four years ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 04:04 PM (HODnp)

127 We be herd thats Presdent obama is the one that forced China into thei deel.

We wants to Thanx Presdent Obama for is grate leedership.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 12, 2025 04:04 PM (h8Giw)

128 It's often been said that future belongs to those who show up for it.

In today's U.S., that appears to be the "three Ms": Muslims, Mexicans, and Mormons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 04:05 PM (W5ArC)

129 Young men are interested in sex?

Wow - whoda thunk it?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2025 04:05 PM (cYBz/)

130 Can someone explain to me what a 1.6 birth rate actually looks like in reality?
Posted by: Bulg

I think some pro-life journalists got footage of it in California, and were subsequently imprisoned...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 12, 2025 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

131 Do you need to be explained...statistics?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)
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Lies and damned lies?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

132 There you go. All you that thought it was good for Maher to be spewing his shit and he was getting 'red-pilled.' He wasn't.

He never will. He's a liberal through and through and wants to see you defeated. Or killed by 'immigrants.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

I like seeing the fratricide of any liberal wandering from the orthodoxy. Its like seeing a terrorist blown up by his bomb pack.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)

133 Can someone explain to me what a 1.6 birth rate actually looks like in reality?

Couples have, on average, more than one baby.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2025 04:05 PM (cYBz/)

134 The replacement rate is 1.6.
That's fire alarm stuff. Been that way for over 20 years.
Immigration is gap filling.
Posted by: torabora at May 12, 2025 03:58 PM (J6B4f)

The BIRTHRATE is 1.6.

Replacement rate is 2.1

Now your comment makes sense.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 12, 2025 04:05 PM (N1tpc)

135 "Nobody listens to this "Chris Taylor" guy. I doubt he even exists.
Posted by: spongeworthy "

Christ Taylor was a one hit wonder back in the 90's, then disappeared. Some say he lurks on obscure web sites under a pseudonym.

Posted by: AI Chatbot at May 12, 2025 04:06 PM (vFG9F)

136 It's an odd dynamic in that, on the one hand, it's harder for a good normal guy to find a "good woman" to settle down with and raise a family. On the other hand, decades of "women's lib" has encouraged hook-up culture to explode, so it's easier to get random sex.
Posted by: Elric Blade

I missed that age bracket that believed oral sex didn't count as sex.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 04:06 PM (4dDXL)

137 Who let the Hogg out!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2025 04:06 PM (2IEz2)

138 Hogg misses the fact that younger generations don't give a shit about getting laid anymore. They want to play video games, smoke weed and stream shit online trying to become the next 'influencer.'

They're still really stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

139 I have it on good authority he's very aggressively handsy and pushy with attractive women. In fact, I've seen it myself.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Wait, you transitioned?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

140 Young men are interested in sex?

Wow - whoda thunk it?
Posted by: Tonypete
......

Yeah, that Hogg kid is a f'n genius.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2025 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

141 If you want moar kids drop the drinking age, smoking age, and pistol permits back to 18 years. Then you will get moar kids. Top Down Delayed Adolescent by Cat Ladies ain't working.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:07 PM (n17eQ)

142 Couples have, on average, more than one baby.
Posted by: Tonypete

But they don't have "fractional" babies. Why don't they just round the 1.6 up to 2?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

143 f David Hogg were hetero, his conundrum would be:

Greta or Caroline Ellison?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 03:50 PM

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What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at May 12, 2025 04:08 PM (1Au9i)

144
I have it on good authority he's very aggressively handsy and pushy with attractive women. In fact, I've seen it myself.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

He was banging Giada for a while, so high five there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Can someone explain to me what a 1.6 birth rate actually looks like in reality?

Couples have, on average, more than one baby.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2025 04:05 PM (cYBz/)

But don't have 2 on average.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 12, 2025 04:08 PM (N1tpc)

146 Hogg, whose daddy was in the FBI, still strikes me as the type who would roofie himself in a.gay bar.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 12, 2025 04:09 PM (wBaIH)

147 oh motherffff....

they're dragging Joetato out to ring the bell to start the Hurricanes/Caps game tonite

VOMIT

canes are gonna lose, bad juju

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2025 04:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

148 Couples have, on average, more than one baby.
Posted by: Tonypete

But they don't have "fractional" babies. Why don't they just round the 1.6 up to 2?
Posted by: Bulg

3 babies among two families averages out to 1.5 per family.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 04:09 PM (4dDXL)

149 Does this mean Christopher is now the Official Ace-Approved Author of The AoSHQ Blog?

TJ Madison, AH Lloyd, and VD Hanson hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 04:09 PM (HODnp)

150 The commmiecrats have painted themselves into a corner. They've been telling young men and women that its bigoted to only want to date a real girl or a real man and avoid relationships with trannies. Or to only want to compete against someone of your own sex.

But they do get away with 180 flips a lot so perhaps they will betray their mentally ill supporters to try to lure back young men.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 12, 2025 04:09 PM (bP/i4)

151 sorry not a bell a horn

whatever, Jill will prob have to do it

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2025 04:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

152 Real Biological Males 18 Y/O only think about T& A ?

Wow, brilliant deduction Sherlock !!!!!!

Must have high T-Levels or something from Red #18 in the food !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Steine at May 12, 2025 04:10 PM (hdvue)

153 110 Sanewashing?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Maher attended a dinner at the White House with other celebrities, and reported back that, while "Trumpy", Trump seemed sane, interested in other ideas, and not at all like the press presented him (or even the way he presents himself publicly at times).

For even accepting the invitation from Trump, Maher committed a cardinal sin for the Left. Not using the opportunity to make a spectacle was strike 2. Not lying about the event on his public platform, and making Trump sound normal, was strike 3.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 04:10 PM (JCZqz)

154 Note how the Left never ever ever ever ever actually tell you what they plan to do. Where in the above paragraph does it tell you?

I know she's supposed to be an unfair example (the dirty secret is she's actually a perfect example) but I saw a thing from Kamala where she said that unlike Trump, Democrats need to make life better for people by making life better for people.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 03:45 PM (M/gGe)

THIS THIS THIS

What David Hogg said was perfectly reasonable. Democrats (at least the smart ones) are trying to say the right things to get a second look from the people they've alienated over the last 5 years, for instance (just using COVID as an arbitrary marking point).

The problem is that they have no idea what to DO. Trump is busy doing all the things that the Uniparty said they would do, but never actually got around to doing. At this rate, there will be nothing left for them to promise. And that's before we even see the WFB-Bircher style casting out that needs to take place. Nobody on their side has paid the price yet. Biden and Harris are out in public, when they should be the first to be disappeared by the Dems. Don't trust them.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 04:10 PM (1Zc3u)

155 But they don't have "fractional" babies. Why don't they just round the 1.6 up to 2?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

Because women don't have 2 children on average.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 12, 2025 04:10 PM (N1tpc)

156 Does this mean Christopher is now the Official Ace-Approved Author of The AoSHQ Blog?

TJ Madison, AH Lloyd, and VD Hanson hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS

MP4, too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

157 He was banging Giada for a while, so high five there.
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That's like fucking a preying mantis.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:11 PM (n17eQ)

158
Maybe he just learned about this last week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2025 04:11 PM (QnmlO)

159 I doubt he even exists.
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 12, 2025 03:49 PM

Much like the female orgasm.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 04:11 PM (M/gGe)

160 I have it on good authority he's very aggressively handsy and pushy with attractive women. In fact, I've seen it myself.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

He was banging Giada for a while, so high five there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
_________

He was married at the time he had his hands all over my friend's ass while leering at her boobs. Granted, she has a great ass and rack, but he was a married guy getting handsy in public with another woman.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

161 Hogg misses the fact that younger generations don't give a shit about getting laid anymore. They want to play video games, smoke weed and stream shit online trying to become the next 'influencer.'

And the Grandpa Simpsons are missing that modern women have been told their whole lives that they should aspire to be insufferable girlbosses, and ideally also black lesbians. If they deign to date or even marry a man who isn't a 9 or 10, it's just temporary while they wait for an NFL player or Jeff Bezos to return their calls. And they definitely will never cook, clean, or make a sammich, because that's a betrayal of women as a gender.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2025 04:11 PM (2ocoG)

162 I keep hearing that talk, and yet Hogg is still there. Yet Fetterman has been ejected. Sounds like the DNC doesn't have the courage to do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM

=======

Fetterman will become an ideal Democrat again, once it's obvious he won't lose his primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

He's got some time for that to matter to a Senator.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:12 PM (8avO+)

163 Hillary Clinton: And girls just want to have fun.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2025 04:12 PM (i24o9)

164 Twenty years ago the left was the party of sex sex sex.

Now that's problematic. Well, unless its gay, or MAP on kids or whatever.
Posted by: 18-1

Or a freak-off. Ironically, Diddy's trial started this week and we're treated to the tale of Diddy having a male escort urinate in Cassie Ventura's mouth while Combs filmed it. OMG. I was eating my lunch while reading this and threw it out. The big guy that all of the celebrities loved.

Posted by: Cheri at May 12, 2025 04:12 PM (oiNtH)

165
He was married at the time he had his hands all over my friend's ass while leering at her boobs. Granted, she has a great ass and rack, but he was a married guy getting handsy in public with another woman.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

Ah, well, he's a disrespectful asshole and I wish failure upon him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

166 > But they don't have "fractional" babies. Why don't they just round the 1.6 up to 2?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

If you "rounded it up" to 2, 5 couples would, on average, have 10 babies between them.

If you leave it at 1.6, 5 couples people would have, on average, 8 babies between them, which is the correct number.

That doesn't mean that any one couple has "1.6 babies".
Some might not have any. Some might have 6. Some might have one. But if you pick five couples at random, on average there will be 8 babies.

Obviously the birth rate has to be, on average, greater than or equal to 2 babies per couple or the population will decline. In practice it has to be a bit higher than that (someone above said 2.1), because some people will die from accident or disease before reproducing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 04:13 PM (W5ArC)

167 The babes with Purple and Green hair and more metal in their face then a soda can are not going to attract a man that is interested in a real relationship.

End up single mother with 5 kids living in section 8 housing and off of food stamps/welfare because they look like Ozzy Osbourne in the 1970's

Posted by: Franklin Steine at May 12, 2025 04:13 PM (hdvue)

168 Hogg doesn't realize he's aged out from the under 25 crowd.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 04:14 PM (4dDXL)

169 I would never get handsy with Giada. She needs those to cook me dinner. I would, however, motorboat her to Capri.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 12, 2025 04:14 PM (wBaIH)

170 Here's this "Christopher R. Taylor" character:

So.

Are there now two (2) Ace-Approved Authors?

Posted by: So it appears to Miklos at May 12, 2025 04:14 PM (t6ibK)

171 Hey, maybe instead of sex, they should stop banning cars and stoves.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 04:14 PM (M/gGe)

172
So.

Are there now two (2) Ace-Approved Authors?
Posted by: So it appears to Miklos at May 12, 2025 04:14 PM (t6ibK)

TJM hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2025 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

173 >>The problem is that they have no idea what to DO. Trump is busy doing all the things that the Uniparty said they would do, but never actually got around to doing.

They know what to do. They have no intention of ever doing it. That's their problem, they sold their soul to the globalist agenda and it is the antithesis of what most Americans want which is a lot closer to what Trump is offering.

So they do what they always do when they get their asses kicked by implementing policies people don't want, they lie and pretend they now get it.

But they will never do it because their masters don't want it and that's where their money comes from.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2025 04:14 PM (2IEz2)

174 157 He was banging Giada for a while, so high five there.
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That's like fucking a preying mantis.
Posted by: Pudinhead

I didn't know who Giada was...this Italian cook lady?: https://tinyurl.com/mry6wu6j

She looks normal, so I'm guessing the "mantis" comment has to do with a trail of destroyed exes or something?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 12, 2025 04:15 PM (JCZqz)

175 It reminds me of that obnoxious song ( only because it was played over and over again for a while) "Girls just wanna have fun" only Cyndi Lauper- because I know almost about her except that that she is an English singer trying to make money -is less objectionable that David Hogg, whom I know too much about

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 04:15 PM (JcRly)

176 The problem is that they have no idea what to DO. Trump is busy doing all the things that the Uniparty said they would do, but never actually got around to doing. At this rate, there will be nothing left for them to promise. And that's before we even see the WFB-Bircher style casting out that needs to take place. Nobody on their side has paid the price yet. Biden and Harris are out in public, when they should be the first to be disappeared by the Dems. Don't trust them.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 04:10 PM (1Zc3u)

they also CAN'T do it. To appeal to men, on the average they'd have to encourage stable marriages and families. Women who have children have a fairly severe shift in attitude away from vauge do gooderism...they want good things for their kids and kids kids. Some 55 percent of women voted for Trump. I assume that the percentage of feminists and girlbosses living alone was a lot lower.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:16 PM (8avO+)

177 Say, remember how, after Liberation Day, all the media was full of stories how all the world was going to hang tough and not buckle to Trump and his evil tariffs?

Even some reporting straight Chinese propaganda. And the Chinese pug chirping that countries would face their wrath if they cut a deal with Trump?

Orange Man Bad hated so much, they all shoved each other out of the way, stabbing "world solidarity" in the back, to make a deal.

And Trump has just been picking them off, one by one; neat little divide and conquer.

England cut a deal. Italy soon.
Leaving the sick man of Europe, Germany, begging the French to stand strong with the EU.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 04:16 PM (sb0EZ)

178 but he was a married guy getting handsy in public with another woman.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

And her friends didn't do anything about it?

That's what fists are for.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at May 12, 2025 04:16 PM (L5An7)

179 She looks normal, so I'm guessing the "mantis" comment has to do with a trail of destroyed exes or something?
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She is bug like. Like an insect.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:16 PM (n17eQ)

180 If my dog had a face like Hilderbeat Clinton......

"I would shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards....

Posted by: Franklin Steine at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (hdvue)

181 Oh Fen, Cyndi is from Brooklyn.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (PiwSw)

182 > only Cyndi Lauper

I thought she was strangely hot back in the day.

Not conventionally hot, but still somehow appealing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (W5ArC)

183 The actual birthrate for White American women is something at best around 1.2.

Basically White American women are failing to reproduce.

This will have devastating consequences for the United States.

Posted by: coyne at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (RntpW)

184 I write some solid limericks on the walls of bathroom stalls and even include illustrations sometimes. I don't see you quoting me.

FAVORITISM!!!!!

(seriously, well said Christopher Taylor)

Posted by: Orson at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (dIske)

185 End up single mother with 5 kids living in section 8 housing and off of food stamps/welfare because they look like Ozzy Osbourne in the 1970's
____

I heard Trump is going to EO section 8 out of existence. It might be more complicated than that, but I hope it's true.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (Dv3i1)

186 It reminds me of that obnoxious song ( only because it was played over and over again for a while) "Girls just wanna have fun" only Cyndi Lauper- because I know almost about her except that that she is an English singer trying to make money -is less objectionable that David Hogg, whom I know too much about
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 04:15 PM (JcRly)
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I believe she was born in NYC

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (iFTx/)

187 That's why birth control pills were invented.
So young men could be irresponsible, plant their wild oats, and never grown up!

Forget all that "being able to afford food, shelter, and building a family in safety and prosperity."
That is so square.

Posted by: Speller at May 12, 2025 04:18 PM (pSotA)

188 It is very possible as a direct result the Democrats beat the Republicans in being the first major party to collapse.

Whigs weren’t a major party?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 04:18 PM (/HoPU)

189 I assume someone wrote the script Hogg used, it sounded rehearsed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 12, 2025 04:18 PM (xcxpd)

190 I thought she was strangely hot back in the day.

Not conventionally hot, but still somehow appealing.

Same.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2025 04:18 PM (2ocoG)

191 Hypothesis:

David Hogg has finally hit puberty and has started to notice girls.

And that most of the hot girls are conservative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 04:18 PM (sb0EZ)

192 Because women don't have 2 children on average.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

But they never have fractional children at all. I know that it's an average, but it seems kind of silly to me to express indivisible things like children in fractional terms. 1.6 isn't 2. Fine. So just knock it down to one, meaning most women have at least one child. That seems to me much easier to grasp than the "1.6" business.

I know how it works as a mathematical concept, but most people don't view the world in mathematical terms. I sure as heck don't.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

193 believe she was born in NYC
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (iFTx/)

Really? My mistake. Then why does she sound English?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 04:19 PM (JcRly)

194 That's what fists are for.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at May 12, 2025 04:16 PM (L5An7)

Not so fast big boy.

Posted by: Pete Booty at May 12, 2025 04:19 PM (M/gGe)

195 And the Chinese pug chirping that countries would face their wrath if they cut a deal with Trump?
____

Jamie Raskin?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:19 PM (Dv3i1)

196 Really? My mistake. Then why does she sound English?
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Do you have her confused with Ozzie's wife?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (n17eQ)

197 Cyndi Lauper was born on 22 June 1953 in Ozone Park, Queens, New York City, New York, USA. She is a music artist and actress, known for Cyndi Lauper: Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1983), Vibes (198

and Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time (1984). She has been married to David Thornton since 24 November 1991. They have one child.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (4dDXL)

198 Ahhhh...just young men?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (W/lyH)

199 they also CAN'T do it. To appeal to men, on the average they'd have to encourage stable marriages and families...

Disagree. The bigger issue is that Dems have spent the last 15 years shitting on men and propping women up through a whole host of government and media programs. Any new focus on helping men will, naturally, look like abandonment for women. What's the saying, "When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression?" The Dems have created a massive voter block of private people that view themselves as the oppressed. Doing ANY outreach to get more voted from the groups they've tarred as "oppressors" is going to be impossible.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

200 It reminds me of that obnoxious song ( only because it was played over and over again for a while) "Girls just wanna have fun" only Cyndi Lauper- because I know almost about her except that that she is an English singer trying to make money -is less objectionable that David Hogg, whom I know too much about
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 04:15 PM (JcRly)

Reading the lyrics she goes out and parties but has a job and isn't interested in marriage. Its implied she lives at home because her mom and dad disapprove of coming home late.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)

201 Cyndi Lauper is older than I am?

Wild.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

202 Hypothesis:

David Hogg has finally hit puberty and has started to notice girls.

And that most of the hot girls are conservative.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 04:18 PM (sb0EZ)

My take also.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2025 04:21 PM (g8Ew8)

203 192 Because women don't have 2 children on average.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Or any... My Sister has a couple of Grandkids getting married this summer and all of them say they are not having kids... Seems to be the new thing... We'll see if that holds true for them

Posted by: The Dems at May 12, 2025 04:21 PM (VE6XX)

204 Time After Time was a good song. Love Miles Davis' rendition of it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:21 PM (n17eQ)

205 they also CAN'T do it. To appeal to men, on the average they'd have to encourage stable marriages and families...

Disagree. Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

Sounds like you agree to me.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:21 PM (8avO+)

206 I only had one daughter, but she had three kids.
Then my ex-wife had two more with two different husbands, but neither of them has reproduced.
So it's chaos I tell ya.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2025 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

207 1970 and 1980 babes----> Farrah Facett and Pam Anderson
in a string bikini

2025 Women ---> 300 lbs and an ass that weighs more than my entire body weight of 185 with nuke blast red hair and 20 nose/lip rings. Also wearing tight spandex pants that are splint in the Gluteus maximus area.

Also arm pit and nose hair in dreadlocks...

Posted by: Franklin Steine at May 12, 2025 04:22 PM (hdvue)

208 David Hogg's biceps have roughly the same lifting power as an Estes A rocket engine.

Posted by: jsg at May 12, 2025 04:22 PM (qYD0X)

209 199 Disagree. The bigger issue is that Dems have spent the last 15 years shitting on men and propping women up through a whole host of government and media programs. Any new focus on helping men will, naturally, look like abandonment for women. What's the saying, "When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression?" The Dems have created a massive voter block of private people that view themselves as the oppressed. Doing ANY outreach to get more voted from the groups they've tarred as "oppressors" is going to be impossible.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

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Their primary voters are like 60% female and very, very dedicated to progressivism.

There's no way to stop that short-term.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

210 Cyndi Lauper is older than I am?

Wild.
Posted by: blake

9 yrs older than me. Doubly wild.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 04:22 PM (4dDXL)

211 Because women don't have 2 children on average.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Or any... My Sister has a couple of Grandkids getting married this summer and all of them say they are not having kids... Seems to be the new thing... We'll see if that holds true for them
Posted by: The Dems at May 12, 2025 04:21 PM (VE6XX)

The Global Warmening has that slant to it these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:23 PM (8avO+)

212 I thought she was strangely hot back in the day.

Not conventionally hot, but still somehow appealing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM (W5ArC)

Dude, that You even thought she was remotely something is just I don't know, bad and weird.

Posted by: coyne at May 12, 2025 04:23 PM (RntpW)

213 Democrats want to doink other men in the ass, especially if they’re pretending to be women. They also love them some baby killin when they’re not jonesing for illegal immigrants and turning the government on everyone who doesn’t agree with them.

Other than that, they’re ok.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 12, 2025 04:23 PM (Ev+LN)

214 Better shut up or Dr Fauci will remove your vocal cords like he did with the puppies.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 12, 2025 04:23 PM (ZhvP2)

215 I heard Trump is going to EO section 8 out of existence. It might be more complicated than that, but I hope it's true.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:17 PM

He can't make Section 8 go away but he can remove most of the incentives that have been added on to it over the years by EO.

I was looking to buy some jose cuervo margirita mix the other day on amazon and it had a label on it that is was SNAP eligible. That's insane and needs to be fixed and Trump rfk are trying to do that. Baby steps.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:23 PM (e5NfL)

216 Their primary voters are like 60% female and very, very dedicated to progressivism.

There's no way to stop that short-term.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Tax lattes and frappucinos

Posted by: Miklos Solves Problems at May 12, 2025 04:24 PM (t6ibK)

217 Dude, that You even thought she was remotely something is just I don't know, bad and weird.
Posted by: coyne at May 12, 2025 04:23 PM (RntpW)

I thought she was kind of cute.. In a non-lesbian way of course

Posted by: The Dems at May 12, 2025 04:24 PM (VE6XX)

218 Thanks for the correction about Lauper's nationality Doesn't make me like that song any better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 04:24 PM (JcRly)

219 Doing ANY outreach to get more voted from the groups they've tarred as "oppressors" is going to be impossible.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (JCZqz)
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This is a good point. Women are very possessive.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:24 PM (n17eQ)

220 So, here's the plan: All the AWFLs and their Tiktok friends get in shape, get rid of the piercings and weird hair, and then put out for all the young MAGA males.

Then they start talking, and it all goes to shit.

Posted by: Toad-0 at May 12, 2025 04:24 PM (cct0t)

221 Young men are rational actors and they learn.

Old men can become more rational, and they can learn wisdom, by the grace of God.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 04:24 PM (/HoPU)

222 Dude, that You even thought she was remotely something is just I don't know, bad and weird.
Posted by: coyne at May 12, 2025 04:23 PM (RntpW)
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Cyndi definitely came under the heading of "interesting" in my book and, as other have alluded, I kind of scratch my head over the attraction.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 04:25 PM (tT6L1)

223 Their primary voters are like 60% female and very, very dedicated to progressivism.

There's no way to stop that short-term.

Long term you do that by reducing the funding Uncle Sugar gives them as most of these women are on some form of welfare, work directly for Uncle Sugar, or work indirectly for Uncle Sugar through an NGO.

Remove that source of funding and they'll become a lot more interest in normal heterosexual relationships.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:25 PM (t0Rmr)

224 rickb, Wikipedia says she was born in Brooklyn.

The Internet is lying to somebody...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:26 PM (PiwSw)

225 Obviously the birth rate has to be, on average, greater than or equal to 2 babies per couple or the population will decline. In practice it has to be a bit higher than that (someone above said 2.1), because some people will die from accident or disease before reproducing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Yes, of course. When you phrase it that way, it's much clearer.

So, couples have to have 3 or more babies on average in order for the population to increase. Leave the silly decimal points out of it.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

226 Tax lattes and frappucinos/i]

TBH I've been arguing for a while that tax policy should be used as an explicit weapon - we should be taxing the hell out of things leftists like.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:26 PM (t0Rmr)

227 Hogg is simply wishing he could get laid.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 12, 2025 04:26 PM (6PCLE)

228 >> NEW: David Hogg gets a huge reaction from Bill Maher after saying Democrats need to reconnect with young men who just want to "get laid and have fun" without walking on eggshells

Dude. I’m sitting here doing 10 pound weighted bicep curls with my wiener.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 12, 2025 04:26 PM (Ev+LN)

229 223 Long term you do that by reducing the funding Uncle Sugar gives them as most of these women are on some form of welfare, work directly for Uncle Sugar, or work indirectly for Uncle Sugar through an NGO.

Remove that source of funding and they'll become a lot more interest in normal heterosexual relationships.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:25 PM (t0Rmr)

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Well, they won't.

But the next generation of women might.

This group of dedicated ideological partisans will be Democrat until Donald Trump III is out of office in 2074.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

230 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (/Ghsb)

231
So, couples have to have 3 or more babies on average in order for the population to increase. Leave the silly decimal points out of it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

No problemo

Posted by: Hispanics at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (VE6XX)

232 Leave the silly decimal points out of it.
Posted by: Bulg at

NO MATHS

Posted by: Miklos Cites Rules at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (t6ibK)

233 I know how it works as a mathematical concept, but most people don't view the world in mathematical terms. I sure as heck don't.

"He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense."

-- John McCarthy

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (/y8xj)

234 The live video of "Money Changes Everything" Cyndi Lauper rides a trash can held by cables over the crowd for part of the song.

Some girl rushes the stage and Cyndi just hugs her before she's escorted off by security.

The 80's were wild, man.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (sb0EZ)

235 It is very possible as a direct result the Democrats beat the Republicans in being the first major party to collapse.

Whigs weren’t a major party?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 04:18 PM (/HoPU)

That can be argued. They were a meld of 2 parties with entirely different programs. In the south, the peeps who thought the Dems were too moderate on slavery. In the north, those who thought the Dems who were too soft on slavery. Toss in a little 'money for canals and rails' to the north Whigs and there you have it. All their successful candidates were Military guys who didn't have to state a platform.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:28 PM (8avO+)

236 the world in mathematical terms. I sure as heck don't.

"He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense."

-- John McCarthy
Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (/y8xj)

I was told there would be no math

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:28 PM (VE6XX)

237 225 Yes, of course. When you phrase it that way, it's much clearer.

So, couples have to have 3 or more babies on average in order for the population to increase. Leave the silly decimal points out of it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

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You need to get comfortable with statistics being done in decimals.

Because that's how statistics work.

The average family needs 2.1 kids. No individual family needs 2.1 kids because that would be silly, but the average needs to be 2.1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

238 >> Their primary voters are like 60% female

How can someone be 60% female?

Posted by: Zoomer George Costanza at May 12, 2025 04:28 PM (l3YAf)

239 The live video of "Money Changes Everything" Cyndi Lauper rides a trash can held by cables over the crowd for part of the song.

Some girl rushes the stage and Cyndi just hugs her before she's escorted off by security.

The 80's were wild, man.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (sb0EZ)

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I saw that video and it appeared to me Ms. Lauper put on a darn good show.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 04:29 PM (tT6L1)

240 This group of dedicated ideological partisans will be Democrat until Donald Trump III is out of office in 2074.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

A few get shaken off the train every so often but most are ride or die with the program - until the trannies cut them out of their jobs anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:29 PM (8avO+)

241 YouTube is filled with videos of old stars now, haven't seen Cyndy Lauper yet

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 04:29 PM (ypFCm)

242 The live video of "Money Changes Everything" Cyndi Lauper rides a trash can held by cables over the crowd for part of the song.
......

Wow. I had no idea she had more than one song.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

243 105 A very, very long time reader here, but I don't understand the Christopher Taylor reference...a little help?
Posted by: kjl291 at May 12, 2025 03:59 PM (R6UJF)

He's a commenter here.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

Ah, thanks, I knew it sounded familiar...

Posted by: kjl291 at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (R6UJF)

244 240 A few get shaken off the train every so often but most are ride or die with the program - until the trannies cut them out of their jobs anyway.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:29 PM (8avO+)

======

"If only comrade Kamala knew!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

245 Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+

I thankfully forgot the lyrics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (42Vb+)

246 Just don't ask me too many questions

Posted by: Ice Pick at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (f70Po)

247 Their primary voters are like 60% female

How can someone be 60% female?
Posted by: Zoomer George Costanza

Careful selection of pronouns?

Posted by: Miklos guesses at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (t6ibK)

248 The average family needs 2.1 kids. No individual family needs 2.1 kids because that would be silly, but the average needs to be 2.1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think the way I phrased it at the end of my last post is much clearer. I'm not arguing with the mathematics, just the way that the conclusion reached by the mathematics is explained.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

249 only Cyndi Lauper

I thought she was strangely hot back in the day.

Not conventionally hot, but still somehow appealing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I felt the same about Mama Cass...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (JCZqz)

250 241 YouTube is filled with videos of old stars now, haven't seen Cyndy Lauper yet
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 04:29 PM (ypFCm)

I've seen a commercial with her in it for some pharmecutecal not sure for what.. She looked young.. with pink hair

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM (VE6XX)

251 You need to get comfortable with statistics being done in decimals.

Because that's how statistics work.

The average family needs 2.1 kids. No individual family needs 2.1 kids because that would be silly, but the average needs to be 2.1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

So don't waste that seed!!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM (g8Ew8)

252 Cyndi Lauper also was in the movie "Vibes" with Jeff Goldblum, Peter Falk, and Julian Sands.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM (PiwSw)

253 Their primary voters are like 60% female

How can someone be 60% female?
Posted by: Zoomer George Costanza

Careful selection of pronouns?
Posted by: Miklos guesses at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (t6ibK)

Hmm.. perhaps.

Maybe the 0.6 females were one of the 2.1 kids that American families had.

Posted by: Zoomer George Costanza at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM (l3YAf)

254 248 I think the way I phrased it at the end of my last post is much clearer. I'm not arguing with the mathematics, just the way that the conclusion reached by the mathematics is explained.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

=======

Well, the way you phrase it is wrong.

No, the average family doesn't need 3 kids. The average family needs 2.1 kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM (GBKbO)

255 I thought she was strangely hot back in the day.

Not conventionally hot, but still somehow appealing.

Same.

Posted by: Ian S.

Well, she WAS...so unusual...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM (OUMaO)

256 AWFLs are what they are because they are married to Uncle Sugar.

Will some of them always be that way? I suppose, but because they didn't exist like this before Uncle Sugar started paying them to be harridans, I think most will give it up if the funding dries up permanently

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (t0Rmr)

257 I felt the same about Mama Cass...
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (n17eQ)

258 He is using binary genders? I can't even.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (144I4)

259 252 Cyndi Lauper also was in the movie "Vibes" with Jeff Goldblum, Peter Falk, and Julian Sands.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM (PiwSw)

I kinda like that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (VE6XX)

260 The average family needs 2.1 kids. No individual family needs 2.1 kids because that would be silly, but the average needs to be 2.1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Akchulley, that may solve the age old conundrum of number of buns in a package vs. number of hot dogs in a pack.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (cYBz/)

261 Not conventionally hot, but still somehow appealing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I felt the same about Mama Cass...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (JCZqz)

Not surprised.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (ERTmx)

262 /sock

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist--Impeach Trump Now! at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (l3YAf)

263 The actual birthrate for White American women is something at best around 1.2.

Basically White American women are failing to reproduce.

This will have devastating consequences for the United States.

No, it's about 1.6. Still below replacement, but not that bad.
https://is.gd/fvmQLj

Posted by: Archimedes at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (s8j++)

264 No, the average family doesn't need 3 kids. The average family needs 2.1 kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

How can you have ".1" of a kid???

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

265 Over at Twitchy there are videos of people in Tenafly , NJ gathering to celebrate Edan's release. A lot of people wrapped in Israeli flags. Unfortunately my first thought was "anti semites attack Tenafly in 3, 2,...."

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (4/Kdf)

266 Bossie/Hogg 2028 Unity Ticket -- Two Davids For The Price Of One!

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (3RzDp)

267 264 No, the average family doesn't need 3 kids. The average family needs 2.1 kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

How can you have ".1" of a kid???
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

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By taking an average of all families.

This is not a hard concept. It's covered in fifth grade most of the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

268 Asa patriotic American, I may have to rethink the whole "deny them my essence" thing.

Posted by: Gen. Miklos D. Ripper, enjoying rainwater and grain alcohol at May 12, 2025 04:34 PM (t6ibK)

269 At work so can’t post link, but blogger “bookworm” wrote an essay for American Thinker called “Sex and State Power” that nails down why the sexually ‘free’ Left are every bit as controlling sex as Islam.

Probably already mentioned: it’s not so much about young men wanting sex as it is about wanting to not be demonized as “toxic” and “rapey” for normal expressions of heterosexuality, as well as not targeted by every progressive cause as the main culprit/worst offenders/ root of ALL the bad stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2025 04:34 PM (Hkcdp)

270 Thanks for the correction about Lauper's nationality Doesn't make me like that song any better.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 04:24 PM (JcRly)

Um, never click on any of my Rammstein music video links, OK?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 04:34 PM (D7oie)

271 Those arabs know how to give gifts..$400B toy!

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2025 04:35 PM (g47mK)

272
This is not a hard concept. It's covered in fifth grade most of the time.

Breakfast
Phone time
Lunch
Nap time
Sex Ed with Alexis the Tranny Teacher with fake HHH boobs
Dismissal

Posted by: Curent 5th Grade Agenda in Public Schools at May 12, 2025 04:35 PM (t0Rmr)

273 I've seen a commercial with her in it for some pharmecutecal not sure for what.. She looked young.. with pink hair
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM

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Cosentyx, for psoriasis

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at May 12, 2025 04:35 PM (1Au9i)

274 Not conventionally hot, but still somehow appealing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I felt the same about Mama Cass...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (JCZqz)

She took my breath away!

Posted by: Retired Ham Sandwich at May 12, 2025 04:35 PM (l3YAf)

275 The average family needs 2.1 kids.

When you phrase it that way, Bulg has a point. What you mean is "families, on average, need 2.1 kids." If you're going to talk averages, you also need to talk plurals.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2025 04:36 PM (/y8xj)

276 Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+

I thankfully forgot the lyrics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 04:30 PM (42Vb+)

Well the title is about 75 percent by volume. I actually liked most of her stuff, have 1 or 2 of her albums about. It sounded bright and active even when the subject is less happy.

But I'm odd that way. One of my favorite songs is about the Mayor of Philadelphia dropping a bomb on a row house and burning down a chunk of the city.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)

277 How can you have ".1" of a kid???
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (77rzZ)
_________________________

Oh...I know I know!!!!

Posted by: Helen Keller at May 12, 2025 04:36 PM (dIske)

278 How can you have ".1" of a kid???

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

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Abort 9 out of 10?

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 04:36 PM (3RzDp)

279 Why would they do that , I wonder. We should not accept it, I think. I know, it is the Pentagon that's getting it. But We should buy it, or lease it. Not accept as a "gift".

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2025 04:36 PM (g47mK)

280 I've seen a commercial with her in it for some pharmecutecal not sure for what.. She looked young.. with pink hair

Lauper's look was interesting when it was her unique sort of thing.

Now a significant portion of America's women have danger hair...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:36 PM (t0Rmr)

281 Daily Race War Update

The refugees from South Africa have arrived on American shores, thank God.

But it seems the Episcopalians who treat King Charles III as their God (am I doing this right?) refuse to partner with the government as they have in the past.

Only if they're black and they're ready to hate America.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2025 04:36 PM (qwx/I)

282 Pat Benetar was 'interesting hot'.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (Dv3i1)

283 My guessing before looking Cyndi up is late 50s

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (ypFCm)

284 259 252 Cyndi Lauper also was in the movie "Vibes" with Jeff Goldblum, Peter Falk, and Julian Sands.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:31 PM (PiwSw)

I kinda like that movie
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (VE6XX)

"When your boyfriend is named "Ice Pick", you don't ask too many questions."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (PiwSw)

285 How can you have ".1" of a kid???
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

Which weighs more? A 60% lesbian or a 0.1 of a kid?

Posted by: Retired Ham Sandwich at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (l3YAf)

286 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (Cg+Z/)

287 By taking an average of all families.

This is not a hard concept. It's covered in fifth grade most of the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But when you reduce it to one family ("the average family") your statement 2.1 kids in nonsensical. Because there is no family with 2.1 kids.

And the families don't need the kids, society needs the kids, which is why I believe that the way I phrased it is clearer.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

288 Or any... My Sister has a couple of Grandkids getting married this summer and all of them say they are not having kids... Seems to be the new thing... We'll see if that holds true for them
Posted by: The Dems at May 12, 2025 04:21 PM

My wife is one of five sisters. Only one of them has had children.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (e5NfL)

289 Cyndi Lauper, despite a troubled childhood, and being voted by her classmates as most likely to die young, is today the proud mother of a son who is himself a professional musician. She has been married since 1991 to the same man and seems to outward appearances to be content. May God bless her.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (/HoPU)

290 Way off, 71YO

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (ypFCm)

291 Pat Benetar was 'interesting hot'.

As was Mary Travers, of PPM.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (s8j++)

292 The average family needs 2.1 kids. No individual family needs 2.1 kids because that would be silly, but the average needs to be 2.1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Akchulley, that may solve the age old conundrum of number of buns in a package vs. number of hot dogs in a pack.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2025 04:32 PM (cYBz/)

I don't see that any more, both are 8

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)

293 Weird to have the Rage Kween Extraordinaire, David Hogg, lecture anyone about how intemperate the democrat party has become. Sort of like hearing James Carville talk about how damaging it is to the democrat brand when the current crop of officeholders trash half the country.

Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (0Id0S)

294 Cyndi Lauper is vomit-inducing on every level. Always has been. Bleh.

Posted by: PabloD at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (lWhTR)

295 249 only Cyndi Lauper

I thought she was strangely hot back in the day.

Not conventionally hot, but still somehow appealing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

______________________

Until that Brooklyn dialect ruined everything.

Posted by: orson at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (dIske)

296 287 But when you reduce it to one family ("the average family") your statement 2.1 kids in nonsensical. Because there is no family with 2.1 kids.

And the families don't need the kids, society needs the kids, which is why I believe that the way I phrased it is clearer.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

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Or...you could understand what the word average means.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

297 "How can you have ".1" of a kid???
Posted by: Bulg"

Spare parts.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM (vFG9F)

298 I don't see that any more, both are 8
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)
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They just charge you for 10 through "shrinkflation."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM (7fElN)

299 Pat Benetar was 'interesting hot'.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (Dv3i1)

My cousin saw her in concert just a few years ago. She said it was the worst concert she had ever seen. Pat was really pissed off the whole time and scolded the audience for taking pictures. Apparently, she's a lousy live singer. I never liked her stuff anyway.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM (k9OZB)

300 Why is there a watermelon there?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM (Cg+Z/)

301 Math is hard

Posted by: Barbie and elected Democrats at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM (t0Rmr)

302
Boss Hogg has an entire stable of sexually compliant whymins.

It's his toned arms what drew them to him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (GufPK)

303 Or any... My Sister has a couple of Grandkids getting married this summer and all of them say they are not having kids... Seems to be the new thing... We'll see if that holds true for them
Posted by: The Dems at May 12, 2025 04:21 PM

My wife is one of five sisters. Only one of them has had children.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:37 PM (e5NfL)

In my family growing up in the 70s and 80s only 2 of the girls had kids, none of the boys.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (8avO+)

304 I don't see that any more, both are 8
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)

Ditto. The number of hot dogs is just enough to fill up my buns.

Posted by: David Hogg at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (l3YAf)

305 May I remind you that David Hogg is a graduate of Harvard University, one of the most esteemed higher educational units of your time period?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (0sNs1)

306 Bulg's point is sound.

Statistics are what they are, but if you want something actionable you don't throw in the decimals. Much better to say "at least two kids."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (vt7xw)

307 I don't see that any more, both are 8
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)
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They just charge you for 10 through "shrinkflation."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM (7fElN)

I live in CA, its like 15

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (8avO+)

308 Traditionally people didn't have kids because they were in a war or a failed society.

I think we should look at our current reproductive problems as a reflection of that second point.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (t0Rmr)

309 As was Mary Travers, of PPM.
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The bra burning phase made many women of the era 'interesting hot'

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)

310 It reminds me of that obnoxious song ( only because it was played over and over again for a while) "Girls just wanna have fun" only Cyndi Lauper ...

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" You mean, like, a virgin?"

/Wrong pop-tart reference ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (3RzDp)

311 I don't see that any more, both are 8
Posted by: Oldcat

Hot dogs and buns are always eaten of course. What's wrong with you?!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (cYBz/)

312 Here is a math problem, for Bulg. There are 1600 births per 1000 women. How mane births per person ?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (g47mK)

313 300 Why is there a watermelon there?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM (Cg+Z/)

I'll tell you later.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (PiwSw)

314 Quasimodo predicted all this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (Cg+Z/)

315 Pat Benetar was 'interesting hot'.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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The chin. Sigourney Weaver-ish.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (UBKzV)

316 306 Bulg's point is sound.

Statistics are what they are, but if you want something actionable you don't throw in the decimals. Much better to say "at least two kids."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (vt7xw)

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It's really not.

"What does 2.1 kids means? How are people supposed to have 2.1 kids?"

This is not a germane point. This is intentionally missing the point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

317 The problem with screwing a liberal women is the anxiety one experiences over the next 30 years wondering if she will some day decide it was really rape and attempt to ruin your life.
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Spoiler alert: stop wondering, it is seared into her hippocampus, and she is just hoping that one of the many dozens of schlubs who thought he got "lucky" with her will someday be a republican candidate for high office and she will have her moment of performative drama in front of the cameras. Oh to be the instrument of the national feminist catharsis.

Posted by: She's having a crisis at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (ICV+s)

318 Or...you could understand what the word average means.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:39 PM

Is that possible here, given the institutionalized disdain for math?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

319 ? 💡

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (g47mK)

320 As was Mary Travers, of PPM.
______

The bra burning phase made many women of the era 'interesting hot'

She was actually kind of weak in the tomatoes department, but she had a face that was unconventional yet attractive. Also, she was tall.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (s8j++)

321 You need more than 2 kids because some people never reproduce.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (/HoPU)

322 When you phrase it that way, Bulg has a point. What you mean is "families, on average, need 2.1 kids." If you're going to talk averages, you also need to talk plurals.
Posted by: Oddbob

Thanks. I still would phrase it as something like "on average, most families need to have either two or three kids." That still indicates that we're talking about averages, and the "either" conveys the concept of the decimal number, since you will have some families with two kids and some with three, so it will still average out to 2-point-something statistically.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (77rzZ)

323 Nood.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (Sm9Rz)

324 We actually do have 2.1 kids. Little Jimmy is.. special..

But he’s our little brain in a vat and we love him.

Posted by: Bob Average, of the Averages at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (l3YAf)

325 *how many, not mane

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (g47mK)

326 "What the Democrat party needs to do is xyz"
Yeah no shit stupid you need to appeal to demographics that you lost. But the elephant in the room is you can't lol.
They are the party of gay brown communism and there's no recovering from that.
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Bravo!

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (TN0g+)

327 The bra burning phase made many women of the era 'interesting hot'
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)

Ah! A Carly Simon callback.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2025 04:43 PM (9EPpy)

328 322 Thanks. I still would phrase it as something like "on average, most families need to have either two or three kids." That still indicates that we're talking about averages, and the "either" conveys the concept of the decimal number, since you will have some families with two kids and some with three, so it will still average out to 2-point-something statistically.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (77rzZ)

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Like...2.1?

You're going a very long way to just accepting the decimal concept in statistics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

329 Cyndi never did anything for me, don't care for the washed and put away wet look

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 04:43 PM (ypFCm)

330 they are just living in a surveillance state environment

Posted by: cannot remember at May 12, 2025 04:44 PM (QRmWM)

331 Lauper's son is a would be rapper. Has been arrested for gun possession (NY obviously) , drugs anda stolen Mercedes. I've seen pictures of him with corn rows and dressed in hip hop garb. You're still a white boy dude

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 04:44 PM (4/Kdf)

332 It's really not.

"What does 2.1 kids means? How are people supposed to have 2.1 kids?"

This is not a germane point. This is intentionally missing the point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

Dude.

At this point you're talking to a guy with an Economics degree. A guy who had a capstone project to explain the minutiae of economic practices and concepts to the lay person.

It don't think it's necessary to antagonize Bulg.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:44 PM (vt7xw)

333 Back in the 1900s, plenty of leftish women were attractive, straight, and solid candidates for an inside-the-park home run.

But these days they are, by and large, bi or large.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 12, 2025 04:44 PM (wzAuc)

334 I believe just as important to young men is the DEI crap where they are excluded from every well paying job. No matter how good they are and how suited to a job they are not being considered. Just look at who is in the DOGE group where they are finally being acknowledged and employed for their skills.

Posted by: Decaf at May 12, 2025 04:44 PM (unUNN)

335 Social media has changed the landscape in modern culture.

It used to be that if Fred the pizza delivery driver got Hannah the waitress drunk and shot a load in her face, no one except a few people at the restaurant cared, and even then not really.

Now you might wind up on CNN after a Twitter campaign reveals your identity and whereabouts.

Just look at the Shiloh Hendrix case. Would you have ever heard about some random tatted up white broad calling a retarded, thieving nigger kid a nigger halfway across the country in 1980?

But in 2025, everyone knows the name and the story.

Posted by: To Be Fair at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (G3Axh)

336 This is not a germane point. This is intentionally missing the point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No, it's not.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

337 Is the rule “Never dip your wick in AWFL”?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (/HoPU)

338 Here is a math problem, for Bulg. There are 1600 births per 1000 women. How mane births per person ?
Posted by: runner
......

But at what time did the westbound train leave Chicago and how fast is travelling?

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

339 I saw that video and it appeared to me Ms. Lauper put on a darn good show.
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Another video that matches the pure, youthful energy of the 80s is the AC/DC Thunderstruck.
The one with all the kids lining the sides in like scaffolding.
Off-the-charts wild.
Imagine being there, hearing that for the 1st time, live?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (ohohZ)

340 332 Dude.

At this point you're talking to a guy with an Economics degree. A guy who had a capstone project to explain the minutiae of economic practices and concepts to the lay person.

It don't think it's necessary to antagonize Bulg.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:44 PM (vt7xw)

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I think he's being pig-headed around a simple concept, really amounting to no more an argument over semantics while acting like he's making some grand point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

341 336 This is not a germane point. This is intentionally missing the point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No, it's not.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

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It really is.

"What does 2.1 kids even mean?"

You're just being obtuse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (GBKbO)

342 I think he's being pig-headed around a simple concept, really amounting to no more an argument over semantics while acting like he's making some grand point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

Let it go, man.

Seriously.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (vt7xw)

343 Straight guys aren't into prolapsed anuses and all day butt stuff, Dems.
They like the Vag's.
The wrapper it comes in isn't unimportant, either. It's not all physical, either. Brains are sexy.

Posted by: jsg at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (qYD0X)

344 "What does 2.1 kids even mean?"

You're just being obtuse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You're the one who's throwing it out there, not me.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

345 342 Let it go, man.

Seriously.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (vt7xw)

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The below is not a germane point:

"I still don't understand the ".6" part of this? How does one have 6/10 of a baby?

Can someone explain to me what a 1.6 birth rate actually looks like in reality?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:03 PM (77rzZ)"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

346 Traditionally people didn't have kids because they were in a war or a failed society.

I think we should look at our current reproductive problems as a reflection of that second point.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:40 PM (t0Rmr)

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Began this weekend reading the fourth published version of Dennis Prager's "Rational Bible" Series Commentary on The Torah, The Book Of "Numbers" (owing to Censuses taken) when it might have been more appropriately titled "Wilderness."

Anywho, learned that censuses were originally taken only of adult men (no women and children) -- in order to determine how many warfighters were available at the time of said census.

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (3RzDp)

347 344 You're the one who's throwing it out there, not me.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

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"I still don't understand the ".6" part of this? How does one have 6/10 of a baby?"
-direct quote from Bulg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

348 >> You're just being obtuse.

Obviously.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist at May 12, 2025 04:49 PM (l3YAf)

349 Of course, the real rule, God’s rule, is save yourself for marriage, both the man and the woman. And only marry another Bible-Believing Christian. If you are not a believer, you will follow different rules, and may God save your soul. Amen.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 04:49 PM (/HoPU)

350 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

You're being mean spirited at this point. At a place where you yourself once said is just a place to shoot the shit.

Take a step back, please? As a favor?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:50 PM (vt7xw)

351 350 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

You're being mean spirited at this point. At a place where you yourself once said is just a place to shoot the shit.

Take a step back, please? As a favor?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:50 PM (vt7xw)

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Yes, I'm taking this too seriously. You're right.

But Bulg really did start from, "what's 6/10 of a baby?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

352 Theatrics

The Hill, James Carville reverses course on David Hogg beef, says DNC needs him, Rising / May 1, 2025

Politico, May 8, 2025, House Democrat starts ‘abundance movement’-inspired caucus
It comes amid a broader conversation in the party about its post-2024 message and the failures of governance in blue states and cities.
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>Why are Republicans looking to cut $880 billion — that's nearly $1 TRILLION — from the Medicaid budget?
Because they have been given an assignment.
They've been TOLD to find nearly $1 trillion to give to billionaires — and they're taking it from working class people like you.
Medicaid is the largest payer for maternal health services in this country.

>Republicans want to gut Medicaid — all to give tax breaks to billionaires.
Remember that when you see Republicans posting on social media today about how much they "love" the mothers of this country.

>others in America are charged some of the highest prices in the world to give birth, and then are guaranteed Z-E-R-O days of paid maternity leave.
This Mother's Day and every day, we must remain committed in our fight for Medicare for All, and paid parental leave for all.

Spend!!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (NFX2v)

353 Yes, I'm taking this too seriously. You're right.

But Bulg really did start from, "what's 6/10 of a baby?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

And so the fuck what? Belittling someone and saying he doesn't understand 5th grade math isn't really advancing the conversation.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:53 PM (vt7xw)

354 >>>A very, very long time reader here, but I don't understand the Christopher Taylor reference...a little help?

a longtime.guy who posts alot here who just so happened to get the most of his recipes published in the aos cookbook too.

Posted by: cherries are the best at May 12, 2025 04:53 PM (TeOtI)

355 Let's just drop it, huh?

Find Sid. Torment him. 🤣

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (vt7xw)

356 David Hogg's biceps have roughly the same lifting power as an Estes A rocket engine.

Posted by: jsg

Okay. I just LOL-ed in the Dr's office and Smash is giving me the stink eye for it.

Smash's 2nd cataract surgery went well, and we are getting the post sedative checkup.

Posted by: BifBewalski - close tags for the win at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (XGvhv)

357 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 04:38 PM (/HoPU)

That's great! I still don't like the song.😊

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (qfCZb)

358 Breakfast
Phone time
Lunch
Nap time
Sex Ed with Alexis the Tranny Teacher with fake HHH boobs
Dismissal

Would rather have shop with the Canadian shop teacher who was always about to get his giant fake teats wrapped around the lathe?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (/HoPU)

359 Posted by: BifBewalski - close tags for the win at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (XGvhv)

Glad to hear that the surgery went well!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (qfCZb)

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