Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Three Graces
William Etty

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Oh brother.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (mT+6a)

2 Perky

Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (lJ0H4)

3 Hmmm. Boobs, but they seem ... patchy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (bss/y)

4 Six tits

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (hqSyT)

5 kool

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

6 Color's a bit muted but good use of light and modeling. Very nicely composed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (WPL6O)

7 2 Perky
Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (lJ0H4)

Well, we could have gotten the three crones from Macbeth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2025 09:31 AM (bss/y)

8 The Metropolitan Museum of Art

https://www.metmuseum.org › art ›
collection › search › 436279

Title: The Three Graces

Artist: William Etty (British, York 1787–1849 York)

Medium: Oil on millboard

Dimensions: 22 1/2 x 18 3/4 in. (57.2 x 47.6 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

9 Grace, my other daughter Grace and her sister, Grace.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

10 Curvy!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2025 09:32 AM (dDmld)

11

Death by Snu-Snu!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (HRQvT)

12 Bewbs!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (Ior/p)

13 This must be just before the pillow fight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (dDmld)

14 Three Graces>Three Marlena's

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (ewjUl)

15 Grace
“Grace? She died 30 years ago!”

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Yecccch.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (dDmld)

18 Six tits
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM

That's a lot of math this early.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (ewjUl)

19 None of those ladies are Grace Kelly. Nicely painted nipples however . Would hang however . Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (2ZThz)

20 And I'm lookin'

At yo tittays!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Wouldth. Wouldth. Wouldth.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (qwx/I)

22 Goodness Graces.. Great Balls Of Fire!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (ewjUl)

23 This must be just before the pillow fight.
Posted by: Cicero

And the oral sex!
Posted by: Zoot. Naughty, wicked Zoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (Ior/p)

24 Lesbians.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

25 Best be careful. You can put an eye out with them things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

26 Nips like ripe strawberries.

Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (jc0TO)

27 Nice. A boob thread right from the get go.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (Lo97M)

28 I count six graces.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (A2D3h)

29 I see four boobs. Four boobs!!

Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (89Sog)

30 OK In all seriousness. It's a well done piece, But I have to wonder, where would you hang something like this?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (ewjUl)

31 Them's some child bearing hips.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

32 Damn -here comes the trampoline, again.

Posted by: Three Graces at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (vneJl)

33 Woof.

I would have this hanging in my library, right across from my reading chair. For reference.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (h1a/j)

34 "Titty-caca" on the EMT, titty-rah rah! in the art thread

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (F/B4x)

35 Look like C-cups to me
girl on the left has an innie

I like topless babes as much as the next guy, but meh

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (AOsQT)

36 3 Ladies but only 4 boobs? Is this a martian painting?

Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (89Sog)

37 Oh brother.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM

You know us so well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (FAGAJ)

38 The one on the right is holding her boob. That's sexy.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (eb5mD)

39 The Three Graces

I..see....Four... Graces!

Posted by: Jean Luc-Picard at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (Dv3i1)

40 1 Oh brother.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (mT+6a)

lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (CzMNg)

41 where would you hang something like this?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (ewjUl)

Over. The. Mantle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

42 Apparently "millboard" is a kind of cardboard. I wouldn't think oil would be a great medium for that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (WPL6O)

43 Looked up Etty. He was a prodigious painter of nudes. Good for him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (2ZThz)

44 Happy belated mother's day.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (ffzwN)

45 Oh brother.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (mT+6a)

They might be sisters, actually.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

46 Oh brother.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM

Yes.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (ewjUl)

47 Ah, very nice.

CBD is obviously lulling into complacency for tomorrow's art.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

48 Looks like they could lose those wraps hanging on their hips at any second.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (s1ZmI)

49 We should gift this painting to Qatar.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 09:38 AM (g47mK)

50 Them's some child bearing hips.....
Posted by: Sponge

Prime Iowa breeding stock!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 09:38 AM (Ior/p)

51 Yeah, tomorrow's art is supposed to put us in the Agony Booth.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2025 09:38 AM (WPL6O)

52 43 Looked up Etty. He was a prodigious painter of nudes. Good for him

---------

He was no Vargas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2025 09:38 AM (dDmld)

53 So plane gift to the US would not look like a bribe...

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 09:38 AM (g47mK)

54 Why isb't the focal point towards us?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:39 AM (A2D3h)

55 Why isb't the focal point towards us?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:39 AM (A2D3h)

They don't want you to know they know you're looking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

56 Etty Bitty …

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:40 AM (VofaG)

57 I had a girlfriend named Grace. Nice girl, though less amply endowed as these three ladies. Her sister Robin though.....

Posted by: Pokie Fan at May 14, 2025 09:40 AM (G5+As)

58 OK In all seriousness. It's a well done piece, But I have to wonder, where would you hang something like this?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2025 09:35 AM (ewjUl)
*****
Rosie O'Donnell's bedroom.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

59 Three graces, this chair and this paddle game. That's all I need.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at May 14, 2025 09:41 AM (dDmld)

60 Three graces, this chair and this paddle game. That's all I need.
Posted by: Navin Johnson at May 14, 2025 09:41 AM (dDmld)

Don't forget the remote control.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

61 The three classical graces represent beauty, abundance, and joy. They shouldn't be confused with the three cardinal virtues: faith, hope, and love/charity. In art, the graces are usually depicted together, usually dancing. I have rarely seen them as individuals.

Posted by: Kris at May 14, 2025 09:41 AM (EwaUh)

62 Looks like a tapestry. I actually like this for some reason and not just for the boobs.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:42 AM (VofaG)

63 The three classical graces represent beauty, abundance, and joy. They shouldn't be confused with the three cardinal virtues: faith, hope, and love/charity. In art, the graces are usually depicted together, usually dancing. I have rarely seen them as individuals.
Posted by: Kris at May 14, 2025 09:41 AM (EwaUh)

That's tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Nice looking painting.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 14, 2025 09:43 AM (qecxw)

65 Looks like they could lose those wraps hanging on their hips at any second.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 14, 2025 09:37 AM (s1ZmI)

This is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

66 Face cards have that expression.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:43 AM (A2D3h)

67 I've never seen this before. I like it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 09:43 AM (Dg2sF)

68 this will be banned in all public schools. No book containing it will be allowed in any public school.
Posted by: aliassmithsmith at May 14, 2025 09:42 AM (ItFTg)

But "How to Suck a Dick" tho......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

69 Three graces, this chair and this paddle game. That's all I need.
Posted by: Navin Johnson at May 14, 2025 09:41 AM (dDmld)

Don't forget the remote control.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:41 AM

And this thermos.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 09:43 AM (FAGAJ)

70 "Finding God's most glorious work to be Woman, that all human beauty had been concentrated in her, I resolved to dedicate myself to painting,--not the Draper's or Milliner's work,--but God's most glorious work, more finely than ever had been done."
William Etty

Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM (1bNHn)

71 Cold in that studio.

I like it, but would not hang it in the boudoir.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM (u82oZ)

72 Posted by: aliassmithsmith at May 14, 2025 09:42 AM (ItFTg)

You really don't know how comedy works, do you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM (Dg2sF)

73 Six boobies in the Art Thread. Wolfus broke six eggs this AM. I'm gonna go play combinations of six in the state lottery.

Posted by: Degenerate Gambler at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM (G5+As)

74 this will be banned in all public schools. No book containing it will be allowed in any public school.
Posted by: aliassmithsmith

You're right, the fags won't allow it.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

75
AOC, Tlaib, Omar: The Three Disgraces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM (dtln4)

76 Eeyore

Good find on that quote. This wisdom is not found in women with un-natural hair colours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2025 09:45 AM (u82oZ)

77 Excellent Nipples.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 09:45 AM (n17eQ)

78 71 "Finding God's most glorious work to be Woman, that all human beauty had been concentrated in her, I resolved to dedicate myself to painting,--not the Draper's or Milliner's work,--but God's most glorious work, more finely than ever had been done."
William Etty
Posted by: Eeyore

No tranny will ever look like these women.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 14, 2025 09:45 AM (Dv3i1)

79 "Topless Hula Dancers"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 09:45 AM (36PRH)

80 I'll take Le titS now for $500, Trebek

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM (FAGAJ)

81 ok, now THAT is Art!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM (uWKK8)

82 That’s another of the Left’s common mental defects.

The inability to make logical comparisons.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM (VofaG)

83 And they all appear to be gingers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM (omVj0)

84 Good grief the blog has gotten some of the worst trolls lately.
I digress, nice artwork.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM (2NHgQ)

85 AOC, Tlaib, Omar: The Three Disgraces.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM

Threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM (FAGAJ)

86 "The Jerk" references remind me of Bernadette Peters' great rack.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

87
You really don't know how comedy works, do you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM (Dg2sF)

Surely you can't be serious.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Six boobies in the Art Thread. Wolfus broke six eggs this AM. I'm gonna go play combinations of six in the state lottery.
Posted by: Degenerate Gambler at May 14, 2025

***
May it work out well for you

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (omVj0)

89 84 And they all appear to be gingers.
__
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Jolene
- Dolly

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (Dv3i1)

90 Where's the sammiches?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (A2D3h)

91 Half the horde is pleased. Well, almost half. Sid, go back to the Lincoln Project.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (1bNHn)

92 You really don't know how comedy works, do you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 09:44 AM

The universe of 'things that Joe doesn't know how they work' is vast.

Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (jc0TO)

93 Good grief the blog has gotten some of the worst trolls lately.
I digress, nice artwork.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM

I blame Trump for gutting USAID.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (FAGAJ)

94 And they all appear to be gingers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I noticed that, too. I approve.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

95 I have to say, those breasts are really well painted! you don't usually see realism to that degree

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 14, 2025 09:48 AM (Pv3Rg)

96 Surely you can't be serious.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM

He's very serious. And don't call him Shirley.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 09:48 AM (FAGAJ)

97 And they all appear to be gingers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 09:46 AM

... they were lookin' for a soul to steal..

Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2025 09:48 AM (jc0TO)

98 68 I've never seen this before. I like it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2025 09:43 AM (Dg2sF)

That's how I felt the first time I saw tits too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2025 09:49 AM (CzMNg)

99 61 three cardinal virtues: faith, hope, and love/charity
Posted by: Kris at May 14, 2025 09:41 AM (EwaUh)

Sorry. Brain fart. These are the theological virtues, not the cardinal virtues. Those are prudence, justice, fortitude, and temperance. These seven appear in art together a lot.

Posted by: Kris at May 14, 2025 09:49 AM (EwaUh)

100 Not a lot of effort on the faces.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:49 AM (A2D3h)

101 Very nice of CBD to allow us a brief respite before tomorrow's shitshow.

Posted by: 16 Ton Weight-Monty Python at May 14, 2025 09:50 AM (G5+As)

102
I blame Trump for gutting USAID.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 09:47 AM (FAGAJ)

They gotta do what they can to earn a nickel, now.

Nice hash......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

103 The color palette on this one is pretty great too. I bet if I knew anything about brushwork I'd even like that aspect.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 14, 2025 09:50 AM (QWHhD)

104 Not a lot of effort on the faces.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:49 AM (A2D3h)

The what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

105 101 Not a lot of effort on the faces.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:49 AM (A2D3h)
_________
Butter tits?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2025 09:50 AM (1bNHn)

106 My word! Now this is how you show a little grace.

Posted by: Polka will never die at May 14, 2025 09:51 AM (6LBk0)

107 The Three Graces represent mirth, elegance, and beauty.

************

The Three Graces, Twenty First Century - a limerick

There once was a sculptor named Judy
Who thought being a scold was her duty
She put a statue in Times Square
Of a fat girl with a glare
Representing Girth, Elephants and Booty!

Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2025 09:51 AM (HOX+I)

108 I see that the artist told them to raise their arms for a dramatic pose.

Smart man.

Posted by: dantesed at May 14, 2025 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)

109 Representing Girth, Elephants and Booty!

Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2025 09:51 AM (HOX+I)

There should be a monument to you somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

110 I'm more of an Ass Man myself.

Posted by: Kramer, The Ass Man at May 14, 2025 09:52 AM (xofCm)

111 Green and red are complementary colors which when put next to each other make each more bold and gives a sense of chaos to some. Even the flesh has a tint of green hue.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:52 AM (VofaG)

112 I give the painting 4 stars for the 4 boobs I see.

Posted by: Case at May 14, 2025 09:52 AM (Qdqx6)

113 I'll leave the nipple comments to others even if it takes restraint.

This is a gorgeous rendition of the Three Graces who represent beauty, grace, and feminine nature. The subject has been used through the centuries and often reflect the standards of the time. Etty looks like he was using a classical Greek standard which gives added appeal to the painting. I like the way the clothing, such as it is, blends with the background making the Graces seem to emerge out of those colors. (I do wonder of the skin tones were as dark in the original.) The one discordant note is the expression of the figure on the left. I lacks the languid sensuousness of the other two.

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2025 09:53 AM (yTvNw)

114 Six tits
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

What's that chapel in the Vatican got to do with it?

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

115 Good grief! Someone could put out an eye in here!

Posted by: Polka will never die at May 14, 2025 09:54 AM (6LBk0)

116 Oh brother.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (mT+6a)

Are you offended by the female form?

You leftists are too much!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2025 09:55 AM (mWSu4)

117 Even the flesh has a tint of green hue.
Posted by: polynikes

That's hot.
-- Capt. James T. Kirk

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

118 Oh to have lived in an age when all boobs were real.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 14, 2025 09:57 AM (KbCG3)

119 The one discordant note is the expression of the figure on the left. I lacks the languid sensuousness of the other two.

Posted by: JTB

The model is holding a fish outside the frame.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 14, 2025 09:57 AM (Dv3i1)

120
CBD for the win.

Posted by: Auspex at May 14, 2025 09:57 AM (j4U/Z)

121 The one discordant note is the expression of the figure on the left. I lacks the languid sensuousness of the other two.

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2025

***
Hers is the only face we can see clearly. The center Grace has her hair masking most of her face, and the one to the right is only in profile. But true, the left Grace gives the impression she doesn't want to be there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 09:57 AM (omVj0)

122 Nice hash......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 09:50 AM

I blame Boston.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 09:58 AM (FAGAJ)

123

If I didn't like being the pivot man in the mosh pit at the Back Door club, I'd hit it!

Posted by: David Hogger at May 14, 2025 09:58 AM (0P3EY)

124 Even the flesh has a tint of green hue.
Posted by: polynikes

That's hot.
-- Capt. James T. Kirk
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025

***
Right there with you, mate!
-- Capt. Christopher Pike

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 09:58 AM (omVj0)

125 girl on the left has an innie

**********

I once dated a girl with an Audi.

Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2025 09:58 AM (HOX+I)

126 If I didn't like being the pivot man in the mosh pit at the Back Door club, I'd hit it!
Posted by: David Hogger

Ah, a Harvard man!

Posted by: Thurston Howell III at May 14, 2025 09:59 AM (Dv3i1)

127 Not a lot of effort on the faces.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2025 09:49 AM (A2D3h)
_________
Butter tits?
Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2025 09:50 AM

I think baby oil would be better, but you do you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 10:00 AM (FAGAJ)

128 I once dated a girl with an Audi.

Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2025 09:58 AM (HOX+I)

Were you in the naval reserve?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2025 10:00 AM (mWSu4)

129 All three are shapely, with a pleasing waist-to-chest ratio. Clearly the artist had an eye for beauty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 10:00 AM (omVj0)

130 Via wiki:

An extremely shy man, Etty rarely socialised and never married. From 1824 until his death he lived with his niece Betsy (Elizabeth Etty).

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2025 10:01 AM (UBKzV)

131 All three are shapely, with a pleasing waist-to-chest ratio. Clearly the artist had an eye for beauty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

If only we could see their feet.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

132 An extremely shy man, Etty rarely socialised and never married. From 1824 until his death he lived with his niece Betsy (Elizabeth Etty).
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2025

***
Was she his model on occasion?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 10:01 AM (omVj0)

133 If only we could see their feet.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:01 AM

I know, right?

Posted by: Q. Tarantino at May 14, 2025 10:02 AM (FAGAJ)

134 So, busty Betsy was his bestie?

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

135 All three are shapely, with a pleasing waist-to-chest ratio. Clearly the artist had an eye for beauty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
If only we could see their feet.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025

***
True. Sometimes that underpinning is disappointing (though never enough to outweigh the rest).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 10:03 AM (omVj0)

136 Posted by: Q. Tarantino at May 14, 2025 10:02 AM (FAGAJ)

I recently watched the Kill Bill movies. You got issues.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 10:03 AM (VofaG)

137 This seems like a study to me. There's a curious contrast between the careful rendering of the flesh and the clothing. Their bodies are realistic, 3-dimentional with natural shading and highlights. The brush strokes are small and clean. The rest of the work, their robes (and faces too) are hurried and sketchy. It's like artist wanted the focus on their bodies. Judging from the comments, it appears the artist was successful.

Posted by: Kris at May 14, 2025 10:03 AM (EwaUh)

138 Butter tits?
Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2025 09:50 AM

I think baby oil would be better, but you do you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Baby oil tastes like shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 10:04 AM (Ior/p)

139 Miss Linda will be here shortly. I need to dig out the cat carrier and load little Dagny into it. With her, fortunately, it's not a battle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 10:04 AM (omVj0)

140 Miss Linda will be here shortly.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Better close up this thread, then.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

141 Baeolophus.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2025 10:05 AM (TjpHE)

142 Etty, bless his heart, continued the tradition of using myths and classic Greek statues as a reason to paint female nudes. And he was damn good at it.

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2025 10:05 AM (yTvNw)

143 I once dated a girl with an Audi.
Posted by: muldoon
+++++
Were you in the naval reserve?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

***********

No. But I will confess that I had unbiblical thoughts about her. 😇

Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2025 10:06 AM (HOX+I)

144 Baby oil tastes like shit.
Posted by: rickb223

It's good as a fry medium, though.
-- Jonathan Swift

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

145 Emerson.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:07 AM (+MZTO)

146 Little Dagny is a wonder. I opened the carrier and she walked right in. It's not a universal Siberian trait; Chekov would hide when I brought the box out. Though all three of the girl Siberians were quite pleased to go into the carrier.

So much better than the battles I had with so many of my cats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2025 10:08 AM (omVj0)

147 Posted by: Kris at May 14, 2025 10:03 AM (EwaUh)

If you look at John Singer Sargent paintings you will see similar brushwork. Especially with the clothing and background objects. A loose technique with deliberate single paint strokes that aren’t worked over.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 10:08 AM (VofaG)

148 Morning

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 14, 2025 10:09 AM (eZwyX)

149 This painting makes me hungry for a Reuben Sandwich.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 14, 2025 10:10 AM (w9Wax)

150 Oh to have lived in an age when all boobs were real.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
---------------------

Want to see some real ones? I've got yer' real ones right here

ow-ow-OW!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 14, 2025 10:10 AM (5hfjS)

151 Emerson.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Emerson nice un's.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

152 Morn' all.. So it's boobs this morning...... And some topless women too...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2025 10:11 AM (VE6XX)

153 This painting makes me hungry for a Reuben Sandwich.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Forget it, Dude. Their goddesses. They don't do sammiches.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

154 Let's put a happy little breast over here. She's a perky little breast and she has a friend.

Posted by: zombie bob ross at May 14, 2025 10:12 AM (CzMNg)

155 Baby oil tastes like shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 10:04 AM

Point. You could go with coconut oil, for that "caught in the rain with a pina colada" vibe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 10:12 AM (FAGAJ)

156 The Three Graces - William ~~Etty~~ Titty.

That is all I got.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:14 AM (amnH6)

157 So it's boobs this morning...... And some topless women too...
Posted by: It's me donna

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

158 It's amazing how we tend to stay on topic when we have boob art.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

159 Baby oil tastes like shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 10:04 AM

Point. You could go with coconut oil, for that "caught in the rain with a pina colada" vibe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 10:12 AM (FAGAJ)

If you're going to use baby oil, you have to use the stuff made from free-range babies. The oil from cage-raised babies leaves a bitter aftertaste.

Posted by: John Podesta at May 14, 2025 10:17 AM (+MZTO)

160 Nice Ettys.

This is proof that CBD loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: scottst at May 14, 2025 10:17 AM (qcvs8)

161 In the past wasn't qatar always a big supporter of terrorism ? Bin Laden ? Isis the insurgencies in Afghanistan and Iraq?

is that all being swept under the rug in exchange for a present for Trump

Posted by: aliassmithsmith at May 14, 2025 10:18 AM (ItFTg)

162 This is proof that CBD loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: scottst

Tune in tomorrow. We'll see if you still feel that way.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

163 So it's boobs this morning...... And some topless women too...
Posted by: It's me donna
===================
Clever women with a sense of humor are almost as good as topless women!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 14, 2025 10:19 AM (i2Xkf)

164 Emerson.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

**********

There once was a fellow named Wiggins
A protegé of old Henry Higgins
Took a gal from the West End
Introduced her to a friend:
who said "Why 'ello! Emerson Biggens"

Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2025 10:21 AM (HOX+I)

165 Apparently, it was fashionable to wear drapery in the 19th century. This raises a perennial question...

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:22 AM (amnH6)

166 Clever women with a sense of humor are almost as good as topless women!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 14, 2025 10:19 AM (i2Xkf)

HAHAHAHA***gasp***snort***HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Wait. You're serious. Huh.

Posted by: Dr Vinnie Boombatz at May 14, 2025 10:22 AM (5xuJ/)

167 Clever women with a sense of humor are almost as good as topless women!
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Some of us can rock both!
-- Margaret Cho

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

168 So every painter of the olden days was basically just a horny dude.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 14, 2025 10:24 AM (GYlcL)

169 Oh no!
Now Qatar is bribing Boeing!

Why would they agree to buy $200 billion in planes to bribe Boeing?!

First gifts to the Department of Defense and now jobs for Americans!

Will their bribery ever stop?!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 10:25 AM (VB+S+)

170
Some of us can rock both!
-- Margaret Cho
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

Asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

171 So every painter of the olden days was basically just a horny dude.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Sculptors, too!

Posted by: Ancient Sculptor of the Venus of Willendorf at May 14, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

172 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj8VlFrYJkk

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 14, 2025 10:27 AM (Nee1+)

173 How bad is the stock market under Drumpf? Nasdaq is down 11.8% for 2025. Impeach!!!

What’s that? Oh decimal is in the wrong place?

Correction Nasdaq is down 1.18%. Still, impeach!!!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 14, 2025 10:27 AM (GYlcL)

174 Clever women with a sense of humor are almost as good as topless women!
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Some of us can rock both!
-- Margaret Cho
Posted by: Bulg

Some of us are neither
- Kathy Griffith

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:27 AM (amnH6)

175 Better than that wretched chimpanzee picture we're forced to look at EVERY FRICKIN DAY.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at May 14, 2025 10:27 AM (ERYKL)

176 Now Qatar is bribing Boeing!

Why would they agree to buy $200 billion in planes to bribe Boeing?!

First gifts to the Department of Defense and now jobs for Americans!

Will their bribery ever stop?!!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 10:25 AM (VB+S+)

Qatar is a very generous country. ASS troll should go there. They will give him free flying lessons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:28 AM (+MZTO)

177 Off, Sock.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

178 He also did lovely portraits of people who are clothed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 10:28 AM (dQRDa)

179 He also did lovely portraits of people who are clothed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 10:28 AM (dQRDa)

BOOORRRRRRR innnnnnnggg.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2025 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

180 He also did lovely portraits of people who are clothed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 10:28 AM

They were not big sellers.

Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2025 10:29 AM (jc0TO)

181 Doesn't Trump know that you're only supposed to give billions dollars and pallets of cash to Middle Eastern countries?

Look at all America received from Iran for just that!

That's "smart diplomacy."

You wouldn't understand because you didn't go to Harvard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2025 10:29 AM (VB+S+)

182 By my count there are 6 graces

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2025 10:29 AM (ypFCm)

183 By my count there are 6 graces
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2025 10:29 AM (ypFCm)

The one second from the right is Grace under pressure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:30 AM (+MZTO)

184 There once was a lady from Venus....

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 10:31 AM (g47mK)

185 They were not big sellers.
Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2025 10:29 AM (jc0TO

Probably all big sellers now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2025 10:31 AM (dQRDa)

186 The three classical graces represent beauty, abundance, and joy.
***

The Three Graces represent mirth, elegance, and beauty.
***

This painting made me wonder if there were three specific graces that the Three Graces represent.

In my search I found the following painting

https://tinyurl.com/4a7j55nk

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2025 10:31 AM (PcTds)

187 Mastodons flourished during the last graciation.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

188 Here come the tit guys…

Posted by: Johannes Kepler at May 14, 2025 10:33 AM (WqK+k)

189 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 6-67
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 14, 2025
Launch Time: 11:43 a.m. EDT, 1543 UTC, 17:43 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/d9NDnJee0MI

Posted by: Ciampino - in Space, free floaters? at May 14, 2025 10:33 AM (sPQoU)

190 Off damn sock, off I say!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2025 10:34 AM (WqK+k)

191 In my search I found the following painting

https://tinyurl.com/4a7j55nk

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

The one in the middle is a man, Baby!

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

192 More from wiki on the odd relationship with his niece:

William began to fear that Betsy would marry and leave his service, in 1835 going as far as to have her sign an affidavit that she would never leave him. In 1843 his younger brother Charles, a successful planter in Java, returned to England after over 30 years abroad. William became deeply suspicious that Betsy was becoming too close to Charles, a suspicion intensified when Charles took her on a visit to Holland and the Rhine; Charles returned to Java in 1845. In around 1844 Betsy struck up a close relationship with the pen manufacturer and art collector Joseph Gillott, one of William's regular customers who owned some of his pictures. Gillott was married with children, and the closeness of their relationship caused William concern. In 1848, William retired to York leaving Betsy alone in his London apartment; although aware that Betsy was considering marriage he was confident that he could persuade her to come to York and live with him in his retirement. Betsy did eventually join him in York, and was present at his death.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2025 10:34 AM (UBKzV)

193 167 Clever women with a sense of humor are almost as good as topless women!
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Some of us can rock both!
-- Margaret Cho
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

Some of us can rock both!
-- Amy Schumer

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 14, 2025 10:34 AM (KbCG3)

194 That reminds me. Jugfest is this weekend.

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 10:35 AM (vFG9F)

195 In 1848, William retired to York leaving Betsy alone in his London apartment; although aware that Betsy was considering marriage he was confident that he could persuade her to come to York and live with him in his retirement.

Betsy did eventually join him in York, and was present at his death.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

After all the shit he put her thru, I'm wondering if she didn't speed up the process some?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 10:36 AM (Ior/p)

196 his death
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Musta been a big relief to her.

You know who else had a thing for his niece...

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

197 Isn't Netanyahu on trial now because of some "gifts" from Qatar. Not to him directly, to his administration? This is the ME, Qatar's gifts are a trojan horse. 5-10 years from now, they will expose the "gift" as a bribe , if they feel they are not getting their money's worth.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 10:36 AM (g47mK)

198 They "gifted" so much to top US universities, that they started a campus intifada on 10/8/23.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2025 10:37 AM (g47mK)

199 The one in the middle is a man, Baby!
***
You say that because you want a full body painting to be sure

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2025 10:37 AM (PcTds)

200 Well rendered painting of beautiful subjects

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2025 10:38 AM (PcTds)

201 Good waist to hip ratios all around.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2025 10:38 AM (s8j++)

202 Better check the qatari loaner spy cameras and microphones

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2025 10:39 AM (xTnJ1)

203 I recently watched the Kill Bill movies. You got issues.
---------------
I thoroughly enjoyed the Kill Bill flicks. They were fun.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 10:40 AM (n17eQ)

204 I am scared to peep in here!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2025 10:40 AM (p4NUW)

205 Betsy did eventually join him in York, and was present at his death. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Poisoned or stabbing?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:40 AM (amnH6)

206 Betsy did eventually join him in York, and was present at his death. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Poisoned or stabbing?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:40 AM

Death by snu-snu.

Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2025 10:41 AM (jc0TO)

207 Poisoned or stabbing?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:40 AM (amnH6)

In the drawing room in York. With a fork.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:42 AM (+MZTO)

208 Thank you, CBD. Nature is beautiful.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2025 10:43 AM (IJmQE)

209 Benny Hill had a lecherous stage persona,but was nothing like that IRL. Never had a serious girlfriend. Went on vacation with an older disabled lady, they would sit on the boardwalk together and go out to dinner. The Hills Angels girls he was friendly with, Sue Upton, Louise English say he treated them like an uncle would and were fond of him. Died alone in front of his TV.

Posted by: Yakety Sax at May 14, 2025 10:43 AM (G5+As)

210 Would hang.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 14, 2025 10:43 AM (17s+e)

211 In the drawing room in York. With a fork.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:42 AM

Holding a cork.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 10:44 AM (FAGAJ)

212 Nice composition, just muddy colors

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2025 10:44 AM (c1sJh)

213 I'm thoroughly disappointed Trump wasn't gifted a camel. I've heard they make great golf carts.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:45 AM (amnH6)

214 Nice composition, just muddy colors
Posted by: Anna Puma

Time comes for us all, some faster than others.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2025 10:45 AM (mlg/3)

215 There is no sleep in this night shift

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2025 10:46 AM (ypFCm)

216 In the drawing room in York. With a fork.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:42 AM

Holding a cork.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

While reading "Slouching Towards Gomorrah" by Robert Bork.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

217 I'm thoroughly disappointed Trump wasn't gifted a camel.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

With a zumbooruk.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

218 Rain stopped, have to go out soon to put bird netting over my blueberry bushes. Saw a mockingbird yesterday coming over to see if they were ripe yet.

Posted by: Filthy, Disgusting, Boids at May 14, 2025 10:47 AM (G5+As)

219 I'm thoroughly disappointed Trump wasn't gifted a camel. I've heard they make great golf carts.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:45 AM (amnH6)

Banned on most courses. Thy keep sucking the water hazards dry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:47 AM (+MZTO)

220 This was painted in the days before the internet, so you had to go to the museum to see titties.

Pr0n Hub. Standing on the shoulders of giants.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 14, 2025 10:48 AM (eMdm6)

221 Posted by: Filthy, Disgusting, Boids

You left out "lice-ridden."
-- The Concierge

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

222 In the drawing room in York. With a fork.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:42 AM

Holding a cork.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

While reading "Slouching Towards Gomorrah" by Robert Bork.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:46 AM

And listening to Bjork.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 10:48 AM (FAGAJ)

223 I'm thoroughly disappointed Trump wasn't gifted a camel. I've heard they make great golf carts.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

They're great ships of the desert! They already come full of seamen.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 10:49 AM (Ior/p)

224 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI!

Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2025 10:49 AM (jc0TO)

225 This was painted in the days before the internet, so you had to go to the museum to see titties.

Pr0n Hub. Standing on the shoulders of giants.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix

Hey! Rain isn't warm & sticky!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 10:50 AM (Ior/p)

226 I'm thoroughly disappointed Trump wasn't gifted a camel. I've heard they make great golf carts.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:45 AM (amnH6)

It's Hump Day, so I find this comment to be appropriate.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2025 10:50 AM (g8Ew8)

227 In the drawing room in York. With a fork.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:42 AM

Holding a cork.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

While reading "Slouching Towards Gomorrah" by Robert Bork.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:46 AM

And listening to Bjork.

I was gonna add a line, but the rhyme doesn't work.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 14, 2025 10:51 AM (eMdm6)

228 I thought a camel gift would have been funny

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2025 10:51 AM (ypFCm)

229 They already come full of seamen.
Posted by: rickb223

*shifty eyes*
-- Mohammed M. Mohammed, Camel F**ker Extraordinaire

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:51 AM (77rzZ)

230 I thought a camel gift would have been funny

A trussed-up Iranian mullah would've been funnier.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 14, 2025 10:52 AM (eMdm6)

231 228 I thought a camel gift would have been funny
--------------------
Dromedary or Bactrian? What would be appropriate for Trump?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 10:52 AM (n17eQ)

232 ASS troll at 161, still un-nuked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:53 AM (+MZTO)

233 They're great ships of the desert! They already come full of seamen.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2025 10:49 AM

Camels lie!

Posted by: Mohamed M. Mohamed at May 14, 2025 10:53 AM (FAGAJ)

234 228 I thought a camel gift would have been funny
Posted by: Skip

Mar-a-Lago is so hot in the summer the camel would feel at home.

Posted by: Camel Clutch at May 14, 2025 10:53 AM (G5+As)

235 I all for boobies and all but why are they wearing draperies?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2025 10:54 AM (cYBz/)

236 235 I all for boobies and all but why are they wearing draperies?
-----------------
To hide the snizz.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 10:54 AM (n17eQ)

237 Dromedary or Bactrian? What would be appropriate for Trump?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 10:52 AM

Bactrian. Any Trump camel would have the maximum number of yuge, luxurious humps.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 10:55 AM (FAGAJ)

238 Dromedary or Bactrian? What would be appropriate for Trump?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 10:52 AM (n17eQ)

Waiting for the three-humper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:55 AM (+MZTO)

239 The Three Bactrians - Billy Boobs

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 14, 2025 10:55 AM (amnH6)

240 David Hogg arms they have not….

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 10:55 AM (PCK5/)

241 235 I all for boobies and all but why are they wearing draperies?
Posted by: Tonypete

The ladies saw it them hanging in the window and just had to have them.

Posted by: Shades Of Carol Burnett at May 14, 2025 10:56 AM (G5+As)

242 During the early 1970s, however, German zoologist Dr Bernhard Grzimek documented an apparently unique, freak dromedary that possessed no fewer than four distinct, fully formed humps. Its very fortunate original owner sold the animal for almost $10,000 in the town of Hodeida, Yemen.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 10:56 AM (n17eQ)

243 I am scared to peep in here!

--

I just got here and thought, CBD, what have you done!?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2025 10:56 AM (qBdHI)

244 Waiting for the three-humper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 10:55 AM

The Paolo, he scoffs at such the low number.

Posted by: Paolo at May 14, 2025 10:56 AM (FAGAJ)

245 I just got here and thought, CBD, what have you done!?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2025 10:56 AM

He knows what he did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 10:57 AM (FAGAJ)

246 Three humps are only found on Mars….

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 10:57 AM (PCK5/)

247 And YOU get a Grace, and YOU get a Grace, and YOU get a Grace!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 10:57 AM (CQE5S)

248 The art models in college were not, how you say... prime examples of the feminine form.

So very, very disappointing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2025 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)

249 Sepia tone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2025 10:57 AM (63Dwl)

250 209 Benny Hill had a lecherous stage persona,but was nothing like that IRL. Never had a serious girlfriend. Went on vacation with an older disabled lady, they would sit on the boardwalk together and go out to dinner. The Hills Angels girls he was friendly with, Sue Upton, Louise English say he treated them like an uncle would and were fond of him.

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This is disgusting. It's cultural appropriation. Leches should be portrayed by leches, not code-switching impostors. Hollywood is trying to erase us. My good friend, the sensitive, talented auteur Chuck Lorre knew this, but it seems we're moving backward to the bad old days of Benny Crow now that Trump is in charge.

Stop wearing herpes-face. Be better.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at May 14, 2025 10:58 AM (BI5O2)

251 Three humps are only found on Mars….
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 10:57 AM

And Eroticon 6!

Posted by: Eccentrica Gallumbits at May 14, 2025 10:58 AM (FAGAJ)

252 Yes, Camels can swim!

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2025 10:58 AM (n17eQ)

253 What hump?

Posted by: Eye-gore at May 14, 2025 10:58 AM (G5+As)

254 4 Six tits
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 14, 2025 09:30 AM (hqSyT)

Insufficient evidence. Five or more.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 10:58 AM (CQE5S)

255 Must be cold there.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2025 10:58 AM (973ea)

256
Summer has come to north Texas.

101* today, biznichez!

The above artwork is appropriate for today's weather as most Texas women wear-

A cowboy hat, cowboy boots and go topless with a bikini bottom when the temp rises above 100.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2025 10:58 AM (iJfKG)

257 During the early 1970s, however, German zoologist Dr Bernhard Grzimek documented an apparently unique, freak dromedary that possessed no fewer than four distinct, fully formed humps. Its very fortunate original owner sold the animal for almost $10,000 in the town of Hodeida, Yemen.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Where is this from?

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

258 257 During the early 1970s, however, German zoologist Dr Bernhard Grzimek documented an apparently unique, freak dromedary that possessed no fewer than four distinct, fully formed humps. Its very fortunate original owner sold the animal for almost $10,000 in the town of Hodeida, Yemen.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Where is this from?
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

Did commercials for Hump Day???

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 11:00 AM (PCK5/)

259 Disgusting.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 14, 2025 11:01 AM (973ea)

260 Its very fortunate original owner sold the animal for almost $10,000 in the town of Hodeida, Yemen.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Where is this from?
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

Hodeida is quite well-known. Their sewage treatment plant is run by a corporation called Hodeida Doodoo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2025 11:01 AM (+MZTO)

261 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

262 259 Disgusting.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 14, 2025 11:01 AM (973ea)

No love for Lady Bits…. be better Lindsey…

Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2025 11:02 AM (PCK5/)

263 Its very fortunate original owner sold the animal for almost $10,000 in the town of Hodeida, Yemen.

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The buyer probably thought it was pregnant with Arab twins and was willing to pay the max for a productive broodmare.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2025 11:02 AM (BI5O2)

264 256
Summer has come to north Texas.

101* today, biznichez!

The above artwork is appropriate for today's weather as most Texas women wear-

A cowboy hat, cowboy boots and go topless with a bikini bottom when the temp rises above 100.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2025 10:58 AM (iJfKG)

Unpossible. The tan lines would be asymmetrical.

Posted by: Polka will never die at May 14, 2025 11:04 AM (6LBk0)

265 ANC heap big mad:

What the instigators of this falsehood seek is not safety, but impunity from transformation. They flee not from persecution, but from justice, equality, and accountability for historic privilege.

Hey them was the white peeps we wanted to kill!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2025 11:15 AM (gbOdA)

266 man i don't care, i want to get between 'em...
do some sister twisters 'til the cows come home

Posted by: cmeat at May 14, 2025 11:37 AM (8HmRF)

267 Before I even looked at the comments, I thought "someone will mention boobs within three comments." Never change, horde.

Posted by: NC Dave at May 14, 2025 11:38 AM (VQC/c)

268 Oh my. Can I have all of them ... ? Just for about a half-hour each. I'll give 'em back. Pinky-swearsies ...

Posted by: Dr_No at May 14, 2025 12:29 PM (ayRl+)

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