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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (51Cc3)
Posted by: Ciampino - too real at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 09, 2025 09:59 PM (Lo97M)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:00 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 09, 2025 10:01 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:01 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 09, 2025 10:03 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Ciampino - too real at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (sPQoU)
1:05 usually comes after midnight, yes. But it would be considered morning after midnight.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2025 10:03 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:04 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: scampydog at May 09, 2025 10:04 PM (R08QW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
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New executive order has dropped: Rescission of Useless Water Pressure Standards
"Water conservation requirements for faucets, showers, bathtubs, and toilets — promulgated by the Department of Energy pursuant to the Energy Policy Act of 1992 (Public Law 102-486) — make bathroom appliances more expensive and less functional. “Efficiency” standards render other American appliances like clothes washers and dishwashers less useful, more breakable, and more expensive to repair. The Federal Government should not impose or enforce regulations that make taxpayers’ lives worse."
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 10:06 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 09, 2025 10:06 PM (gkIzt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:07 PM (dDmld)
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
You are not. Other than "vote Democrat," it has to be among the stupidest phrases ever uttered.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 09, 2025 10:08 PM (gkIzt)
You really should stop by. I think I made enough for an army.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:09 PM (a4NoL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:10 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:09 PM (a4NoL)
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Be there in 10. Don't start eating.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:11 PM (dDmld)
The Jehle Saphier looks like it was built from Legos in some designer's manic phase.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:10 PM (QnmlO)
Why do you assume it wasn't?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:11 PM (a4NoL)
Posted by: Ciampino - too real at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (sPQoU)
That 105 is in the Cafe thread
Posted by: Ciampino - previous thread at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: tcn in AK
When it comes to margaritas, I am a one man army.
You're just around the corner from me here in KC, right?
Posted by: MkY at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
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*clap*
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*clap*
Deep in the heart of Texas!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (OGOaV)
Posted by: MkY at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (cPGH3)
Go north and then south to Anchorage, then head out the Glenn Highway north, turn southish at KGB and go about 17 1/2 miles. We're on the left.
If you get to the Tug Bar, you've gone a mile too far.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:13 PM (a4NoL)
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Posted by: Ciampino - previous thread, now here at May 09, 2025 10:13 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
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Could you put a mask on pleasethankyouverymuch!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Practical Solutions, Inc. at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Ciampino - previous thread, now here at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: MkY at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (cPGH3)
Go north and then south to Anchorage, then head out the Glenn Highway north, turn southish at KGB and go about 17 1/2 miles. We're on the left.
If you get to the Tug Bar, you've gone a mile too far.
Posted by: tcn in AK
No mention of the Slawson Cutoff. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (cYBz/)
Could you put a mask on pleasethankyouverymuch!
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Go piss up a rope.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:15 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 09, 2025 10:15 PM (6PUpl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
You are not. Other than "vote Democrat," it has to be among the stupidest phrases ever uttered.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 09, 2025 10:08 PM (gkIzt)
Yes, we must eschew obfuscation!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:16 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:16 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: tcn in AK
If the Goose Bay Inn doesn't sell thousands of tee-shirts saying: "I got goosed at Goose Bay Inn" they are missing a monster revenue stream.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (cYBz/)
Well, you could come by boat, up the Inside Passage, across the Gulf of Alaska, around the south end of the Kenai Peninsula, past Anchorage but not far into Knik Arm. We're on the left that way, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:17 PM (a4NoL)
Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 10:18 PM (IDphi)
🐶Fido Friday - dog looks like my son's Kelpie. As many times as I see this kind of video, that little girl's joy brings dust to my ol' eyeballs.
😂The dancing with Joy just makes me happy.
😒 Tranny tombstone is just annoying.
🎞️I presume the Darth Leo 2nd pic is someone I would know if I was familiar with Start Warts?
🍄☠️Dad loved mushrooms. Grew them in our basement. Was also a pretty good amateur mycologist, but never trusted his judgment enough to trust any he found in the wild.
Posted by: mindful webworker - memes to live by at May 09, 2025 10:18 PM (b/vRQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:18 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: PaleRider
+++
Also speaking truth to power.
Also leaning in.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (Lo97M)
You got the usual 'death'. Most of the other bad effects listed are minor variations of "diarrhea" or 'severe diarrhea'.
But just one variety list the effects as
'Explosive evacuation of the bowels'.
Always wanted to find those and try them out on some unsuspecting asshole.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)
I love you in the morning
I love you late at night
I love you in the evening
When the moon is shining bri-ight Oh
Skinnamarinky dinky dink
Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (s8j++)
I place more faith in those who cultivate and market mushrooms than I do with any other food.
Second is the sushi chef at our local restaurant.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK
No way. You can't get there from here.
Posted by: U.S. Americans Have No Maps at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
That's because it's smarmy, leftist, and something an anti-religious hate bigot would say. Apparently, only black people are allowed to use it, according to the speech fascists. Almost makes me want to use it for everything (REST IN POWER, KITTUH!! REST IN POWER, GUM DROPS!!), except I hate it too!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (6PUpl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
I'm thinking the family is pretty glad the tranny took the dirt nap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (A28Ag)
However, the modified planes would be prone to making unusual sounds.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (Aqu9a)
I just want to thank everyone for sharing stories yesterday about inheritances and how people go insane.
It helped.
Thank you all!
Stateless
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:21 PM (jvJvP)
And whatever happened to that blonde waitress chick? She was kind of hot.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 10:21 PM (RWJYA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:21 PM (dDmld)
Watching TOR-FLA in OT and a newsreel of a Rangers-Canadiens game from the 30s, which looks like beer-league play.
So, we're you to take hockey (or baseball) players from 100 years ago and give them modern equipment and playing venues and take modern players back 100 years and give them what was available back then, who adapts quicker?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:22 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:10 PM (QnmlO)
It looks like a lame attempt to build a GT on a VW platform.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:22 PM (A28Ag)
Posted by: PabloD at May 09, 2025 10:22 PM (cQ2n9)
Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Only if you'll stop by the PNW MoMe tomorrow.
I believe I have enough seafood for about 20 folks, I think like ten are showing!
Posted by: Some Rat at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (TfUTr)
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seven
I have an aversion to "It is what it is."
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (jvJvP)
The Milton video is the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time.
I cried then showed it to my Husband and he cried.
He said it is beautiful.
Posted by: four seasons at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (3ek7K)
But, nooooo - apparently some Hordelings were able to use Ace's Time Machine™ (which he totally doesn't have, swearsies, youze guyz) to comment at 9:58 pm this evening.
I demand a recount.
Or something.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: polynikes
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I don't consider myself stupid. But Admiral Ackbar has gotten me more than once.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 09, 2025 10:24 PM (Lo97M)
Given that even if you're correct, the prize is a mushroom, it's not worth it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2025 10:24 PM (s8j++)
It's comforting to think that while the tranny's mortal remains will soon moulder into dust, his bolt-on hooters will survive to see the next millenium.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:21 PM (dDmld)
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In 1000 years they'll be dug up and they'll immediately know if it's a man or woman.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:25 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:25 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:26 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (jvJvP)
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That's what we say whenever a close business associate gets whacked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:26 PM (RIvkX)
I bought 4 bottles.
Tough week. I'll try them latwr.
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:26 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:27 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:27 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
It only makes sense if your body is thrown into the furnace of a power plant, or you've become so radioactive you are a source of nuclear power.
If not, and you want to "Rest in Pwer", ask to be launched into the sun.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 09, 2025 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
For a man of his personal hygiene, he doesn't steal as much as you would think he would.
For a Recommendation: If you are thinking of giving this man a berth, make sure it is a wide one.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 10:28 PM (RWJYA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Methos at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (Dnobf)
I think Leaning In had something to do with teaching aspiring girlbosses how to combine the worst features of men and women.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (9Hese)
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:27 PM (VofaG)
Got the bolt-ons, got the bottom surgery, got the sads when all the men he'd like to fuck him looked at him like he was a radioactive pile of shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (A28Ag)
Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:30 PM (KAi1n)
INTelligence is knowing every physical fact about the mushroom.
WISdom is know whether or not it will kill you if you eat it.
Posted by: pookysgirl lives in the House of Low Wisdom Scores at May 09, 2025 10:30 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (IDphi)
How does the Constitution apply to people whose first act upon entering the country is breaking the law?
How hard is it to enter the country through a PoE, where you show a passport to a CBP official? At which point, if CBP approves your entry, the Constitution and its protections attach (for when you visit a foreign country, you are likewise subject to its laws)?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:30 PM (aTimx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
This expression only gets said about people who have contributed nothing to society but misery and drama.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (wgbpW)
'Explosive evacuation of the bowels'.
Always wanted to find those and try them out on some unsuspecting asshole.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)
We could try it on the AINOs in Congress.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
No. To me it’s just dumb AF.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (aTimx)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (NztoB)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Amy Coney Barrett! at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (xTIDn)
Born 5/6 after my Daughter's typical 40 minute labor, the Boy spent so little time in the birth canal that he wasn't quite caught up with the process when he popped out. Spent 2 days in the NICU, turning blue with lungs not cleared of amniotic fluid yet, and not latching or nursing at all for over 24 hours.
His body finally caught up with the fact that he really had been born, and now he's breathing fine with clear lungs and eating like a tiny horse.
Grandpa babysits him and his two older brothers, Jaxson (4) and Kacey (1.5) on Monday for 3 hours, expecting to spend much of that time keeping the Big Kids from smacking him because he's soaking up attention that properly belongs to them.
I can't wait!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (/RHNq)
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:26 PM (bP/i4)
My mother was actually a Nun in Cleaveland, Ohio for 14 years.
%
Never touched a Bible. They were always cleaning.
Even until last year Mom was talking to Nun friends. Fifty years later. But the nuns were pretty traumatized.
The convent was not the happiest of places.
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (S+5p3)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 10:33 PM (AOsQT)
I have never actually heard that expression, but I agree with your analysis and seeing the age that the person died at, I can't help but wonder if they died by suicide because the fake transgenderism didn't solve their mental health problems. It's sad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:33 PM (DPzJO)
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Congrats. G-babies are the best.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (dDmld)
Nailed it in one.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: tcn in AK
No way. You can't get there from here.
Posted by: U.S. Americans Have No Maps at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)
It amazes me even now when I tell some people I drove to AK one year, I am occasionally asked “You can do that?”
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (aTimx)
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I'm still trying to wrap my head around how anyone thinks that an agreement among Americans about how our government is to function and deal with us has any bearing on how it treats foreigners.
Posted by: Methos at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Simon Legree at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (RWJYA)
An amazing number of leftists think Abe was a gay Democrat...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (t0Rmr)
Periodically some tranny posts on X that all of "her" male friends want to fuck "her", now that "she's" transitioned.
Yeah, right.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (KAi1n)
Well, FDR believed it allowed him to order the military to shoot at them.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:35 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
No. To me it’s just dumb AF.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (aTimx)
Every time I hear it, I think of the assertion that it's better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven. Seems like it fits a particular mindset, anyway.
Posted by: Methos at May 09, 2025 10:35 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (S+5p3)
Yeah, right.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (xTIDn)
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If "she" really wants the guys to line up, tell "her" about prison.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (dDmld)
WISdom is know whether or not it will kill you if you eat it.
Posted by: pookysgirl
Disagree. Both are INT. WIS is understanding it would be better to not FAFO.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (KAi1n)
At the height of trannymania there were trannies arguing that straight guys not wanting to have sex with them...sorry date them...was illegal discrimination.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (NztoB)
If you look up "stunned C*nt" in the dictionary, you will find her picture. And the worst thing? The news conference was purportedly about the state of the investigation into the disappearance of two (white) children. And the awesome news they had to reveal? No progress on the case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (A28Ag)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 10:38 PM (D7oie)
The deceased went full tranny a couple of years before killing himself. The father said he was ok with the silly tranny bag being put on the tombstone but said he wasn't near it and didn't have anything to do with it.
So...I'm guessing he didn't pay for the actual tombstone...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:39 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Probably paid extra for that service while above ground.
Don't give it a freebie.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 09, 2025 10:39 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:39 PM (DPzJO)
Our elites don't find it funny...but they also don't seem very concerned about finding missing children either do they?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:40 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:40 PM (bP/i4)
I watched the new Donut Operator video earlier today where a female cop saw herself in a mirror and started shooting at the mirror. I guess it made her look fat or something. Point being, I see a cop of the non-penile variety my expectations are already rock bottom.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 09, 2025 10:40 PM (NztoB)
Posted by: Simon Legree
Unless as punishment for a crime for which the person was duly convicted, no. The 13th is essentially phrased as "slavery shall not exist". Slavery was a vile, even if somewhat universal concept over the millennia, and those who participated in it here put a curse on this land we are still dealing with.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:40 PM (KAi1n)
SIGH
I have to curtail my doomscrolling for the night: brain MRI in the morning, Very Very A.M.
Spare a thought or a prayer for me? not least that I can get some sleep tonight. Y'all are the best.
Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: scampydog at May 09, 2025 10:42 PM (41CYW)
Yep. And anyone assisting them in their invasion, including and especially officeholders, are guilty of treason
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:42 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: GWB at May 09, 2025 10:42 PM (HnHlg)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 10:43 PM (AOsQT)
SIGH
I have to curtail my doomscrolling for the night: brain MRI in the morning, Very Very A.M.
Spare a thought or a prayer for me? not least that I can get some sleep tonight. Y'all are the best.
Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)
Prayers up.
If you're even a little claustrophobic, ask for something to keep you calm. It does make a difference.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 09, 2025 10:44 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2025 10:44 PM (S+5p3)
Mazel tov!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Wait. Is there another new Pope?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:45 PM (Aqu9a)
Because tea time in Old Blighty is inviolable.
Posted by: 13times at May 09, 2025 10:45 PM (cOamX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Devolved a long way since Sgt. Preston of the Yukon.
Posted by: Death Spiral at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (DPzJO)
Texas state House just passed a bill banning political memes with fines & up to 1 year in jail.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (AOsQT)
Just think of all the diversity Britain would be missing out on if they didn't import millions of immigrants
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:47 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (KAi1n)
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As See on TV
She sprays the grapes and the dirt comes right off!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Devolved a long way since Sgt. Preston of the Yukon.
Posted by: Death Spiral at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (G5+As)
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Or even Dudley Do-Right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:47 PM (QnmlO)
And what on earth makes them think the Lenape didn't conquer the land from a preceding tribe?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:48 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:49 PM (DPzJO)
We will miss you tomorrow in Yakima.
Give the newest little one a sniff for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 10:49 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Death Spiral at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (G5+As)
The "Indians" in Nova Scotia are Micmac, who don't resemble other tribes of Indians at all. They look Iberian to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:49 PM (A28Ag)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:49 PM (QnmlO)
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tonight is Nuevo De Mayo at chez tcn
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So, it's the night of mayonnaise, and there's cheese.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 09, 2025 10:50 PM (GVQFY)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:51 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:48 PM (t0Rmr)
EXACTLY why such nonsense is stupid. I challenge these clowns to name a part of the inhabited world that has NOT been conquered by someone else in the past.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:52 PM (aTimx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (DPzJO)
Ask them to show you the original deed of the Lanape indians. Oh, ask them to show you a map of their towns, roads, and a copy of their written language.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 09, 2025 10:52 PM (5xuJ/)
Of course the tribes did, but the point was to feel very good about their progressive inclusivity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:52 PM (DPzJO)
Peace be with you. MRIs are scary, but essential diagnostic tools. There is nothing positive you can do by worrying or catastrophizing.
Give your worries to God. He wants you to. And sleep well, sweet lady.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 10:52 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: polynikes
Because, even though they think of themselves as caring individuals, they're actually too self absorbed to realize that there might be other ways of looking at things, than their own.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2025 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:53 PM (t0Rmr)
Texas state House just passed a bill banning political memes with fines & up to 1 year in jail.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (AOsQT)
Authored by the Drinker of the House. Dade Phelan should have his email inbox saturated with memes.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:53 PM (aTimx)
Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)
My best wishes for a good outcome..
Posted by: Javems at May 09, 2025 10:54 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
These Boys are maniacs, and every minute I spend with them is the best minute of my life.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (qSBqO)
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (gKDq2)
Hold accountable.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:48 PM (t0Rmr)
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Historians knows the Lenape had to liquidate the Lagniappe to get that land.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:56 PM (dDmld)
Does the Universe SPIN once every 500 billion years?!
Dr Becky
https://youtu.be/ZuHqVqwssYQ
Sometimes I actually get some of what she's talking about. Sometimes. Somewhat.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me yootoob? at May 09, 2025 10:56 PM (b/vRQ)
These Boys are maniacs, and every minute I spend with them is the best minute of my life.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (qSBqO)
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All the fun, none of the responsibilities.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:56 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (KAi1n)
I use Fit produce rinse. There's some other stuff (I don't recall the name) that leaves a weird greasy, soapy residue. I like Fit much better.
Posted by: Emmie at May 09, 2025 10:57 PM (Sf2cq)
Is the Left saying that being illegal is a criminal act and thus habeas Corpus is required to determine if that charge is accurate?
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:57 PM (VofaG)
Another Judge-King has illegally amended the Constitution.
This time, finding that the Chief Executive can only tinker around the edges staffing the Executive Branch:
Minor staffing level changes only.
That, should the Chief Executive wish to fully run the Executive Branch as he sees fit, he must 1) seek approval from Congress and 2) the plan must be confirmed by a Judge-King.
Further, employee unions, non-profits, state and local governments must also be consulted first.
Naturally, the taxpayer, the voter, the citizen--who expressed their wishes via the election of the President--must be ignored.
Trump, if he does not abide by and respect this illegal Amendment, will foment a Constitutional Crisis.
Not the illegal order of a self-proclaimed Judge-King.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 09, 2025 10:58 PM (sMW+k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:00 PM (DPzJO)
Do you eat it or launch a rocket with it?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 11:01 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)
fervent prayers, Beverly. Lord bless.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Dark Litigator
Run it by RFK jr. to see if it is safe.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2025 11:02 PM (0Htd1)
We will miss you tomorrow in Yakima.
Give the newest little one a sniff for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Thank you, nurse. Will do.
I'll miss all of you, too. Have fun!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 11:02 PM (qSBqO)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 11:03 PM (sB5dv)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 11:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: discombbbulated Miklos at May 09, 2025 11:05 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I don't even know what that means. It makes no sense
I think the best gravestone epitaph would be
See You Soon
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rT96s)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:07 PM (0aYVJ)
See You Soon
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rT96s)
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Mine will have an Indian land acknowledgment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 11:07 PM (dDmld)
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I have never actually heard that expression, but I agree with your analysis and seeing the age that the person died at, I can't help but wonder if they died by suicide because the fake transgenderism didn't solve their mental health problems. It's sad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:33 PM
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It's true. This man had no dick.
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann at May 09, 2025 11:07 PM (GVQFY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (rsgLv)
Posted by: Ian S.
On tv cop shows the female cops outrun the male cops and can throw down a perp like it's nothing. But on the reality cop shows the female cops who try to throw down a perp almost always get tossed around like ragdolls.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (0Htd1)
My mother sent me something called "Clean Boss", a fruit and veggie wash made with water, citric acid, sodium citrate, salt, decyl glucoside, glycerin, and K sorbate. Anyone heard of it or other washes?
Posted by: Dark Litigator
I see the ads on TV for it. The blonde lady who advertises it invented it.
https://www.joymangano.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
__________________________
I know someone like this. These are the people who have been to the E/R so many times they know him by his first name.
Posted by: Orson at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (dIske)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:09 PM (rT96s)
Houthis are zero for 2,000 on F-18s, but we got one! USS Gettysburg - which tried for two, but one evaded.
In any case, given the scale and tempo of operations, my impression is that this operation was very impressive in terms of safety. One loss to friendly fire eff-up, one to landing equipment failure - out of the hundreds/thousands? of sorties, in a combat zone. Not bad at all.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:10 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Dark Litigator
I see the ads on TV for it. The blonde lady who advertises it invented it.
https://www.joymangano.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
The power of pumice compels you!
Posted by: Lava Soap at May 09, 2025 11:12 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (KAi1n
I just visited the Clean Boss website. Seems like a nice product, but there were a couple of things that seem inaccurate to me. First, it says Veggie Wash is tasteless and odorless, but that's the brand I don't use because it leaves an oily, soapy residue that tastes bad. Fit rinses clean. Secondly, they feature a photo of blueberries implying that the natural whiteish bloom is a harmful residue or wax or pesticide when it is actually naturally-occurring and a sign of freshness. The bloom does not need to be washed off.
How am I supposed to have confidence in their claims of quality and efficacy when they make these inaccurate statements?
Posted by: Emmie at May 09, 2025 11:13 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Cicero
The best land acknowledgment?
My people kicked your people off this land, now stay out!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:14 PM (rT96s)
"An F-18 fighter jet was lost in the Red Sea on Tuesday after tipping off the flight deck of the USS Harry S Truman aircraft carrier, in the second such incident in about a week, two U.S. officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity.
The officials said the jet failed to come to a proper halt after landing on the carrier. Both members of the crew ejected before the jet plunged into the water and were recovered by a rescue helicopter, one of the officials said."
Previously, one rolled off the hangar deck, taking its tractor with it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:17 PM (RWJYA)
"Here lies John 'Masterbating Pete' Doe."
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:18 PM (cYBz/)
I do miss the haiku , top ten list, x is so y that… , etc threads.
Now it’s just puns . And puns about puns. A fuck ton of puns. Puns piled on top of puns .
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:18 PM (VofaG)
Fucking legend.
Buddy and I chipped in to buy their debut album. had to be mailed to the store. The clerk lady glowered, but took our money.
Fist concert I ever saw was Maiden in Phoenix in 1987.
UP THE IRONS!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:18 PM (0aYVJ)
Now they are warning about gas station heroin.
I've still got my eye on that shriveled, split, leathery hot dog on the roller. No one's claimed it for a couple weeks now.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 09, 2025 11:19 PM (144I4)
Mr Reagan builds a pretty good case, but I'm far from as hopeful as he tries to be
Is the New Pope MAGA? (19:0
https://youtu.be/Bg6Np0vx0h4
And I think I caught him at one instance calling the new pope "Louie the 14th." Heh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Leo Leo oooh baby now we gotta go at May 09, 2025 11:19 PM (b/vRQ)
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Both members of the crew may have to fill out some paperwork.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 11:19 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Miklos is often Dissapoint at May 09, 2025 11:19 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Corporate America sucks at May 09, 2025 11:20 PM (TbWk/)
Otherwise. If I’m cooking, not much of a worry.
I got my Hep A vaccination a long time ago.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 11:20 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2025 11:22 PM (wgbpW)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 11:22 PM (AOsQT)
"The theater stinks of blood."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 09, 2025 11:23 PM (sMW+k)
Of course as judged by idiotic Beltway "journalists", or vast numbers of illiterates who get their "understanding" from novels or TV, this result fails the Perfection Expectation.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:23 PM (1m82a)
I totally read that as "I got Hep A on vacation a long time ago." Glad to know I was mistaken.
Posted by: PabloD at May 09, 2025 11:23 PM (t0MFc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 11:25 PM (U7Gpi)
Glad the crew survived.
Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 11:26 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:26 PM (42Vb+)
These are actually about me, not the CoBs.
All these quotes are from my last AoS COB review.
I understood them as the Executive Summary to Ace from the Consultants
Posted by: Miklos, Kinsey and Company at May 09, 2025 11:26 PM (t6ibK)
Think the number is 4K+ now.
There was another recent incident where a pilot ejected safely (very late) - of course can't recall where. Some small country/air force. Assume those F-18 seats are "zero-zero", meaning they can be effectively used on the deck, and no forward motion.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:27 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Miklos of few words at May 09, 2025 11:27 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:26 PM (42Vb+)
Angie Dickinsen, 'Police Woman', 1974-1978.
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:28 PM (gKDq2)
Its set in the 80s and they have a speech by Reagan early on. I read the director included it because he wanted to contrast Reagan's ideas of foreign enemies with evil in small town America.
And...[Spoilers] the vampire in the movie does come from outside to ravage the town and she succeeds preciously because the police don't have the tools to stop her. The director actually made a movie that makes Reagan's point.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:29 PM (t0Rmr)
I was forgetting that. I didn't watch it regularly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:30 PM (42Vb+)
https://youtu.be/Ukdqxl4srwA
Looked like they had a beautiful Spring day, as opposed to last year.
https://youtu.be/Ukdqxl4srwA
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:30 PM (RWJYA)
The Democrats aren't just allowing the cartels to bring in criminals.
The Democrats are the political wing of the cartels. And the criminals are their foot soldiers.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:30 PM (t0Rmr)
Why not? Somebody's gotta drive.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 09, 2025 11:31 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:01 PM (dDmld)
Big fishing magnet, powered straight from the reactors.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:31 PM (W5ArC)
See You Soon
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rT96s)
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Spike Milligan stipulated that his epitaph should read, "I told you I was ill.". They inscribed that, but in Irish.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:31 PM (hB3+Q)
https://youtu.be/Ukdqxl4srwA
Heh, I immediately recognized the Command and Conquer music...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:31 PM (t0Rmr)
I have never seen any shows about policewomen. Sometimes it's a real advantage not having a TV that gets " normal" stations
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
You never saw Police Woman?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071034
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: RickZ
What was the show with Rock Hudson, and his purported wife drove a cool 30's MG convertible in San Fran?
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)
It was a remake of the Swedish movie Let the Right One In.
Any attempt by the director in Let Me In to make a political statement went over my head.
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:33 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)
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Roots?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 11:34 PM (dDmld)
See You Soon
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rT96s)
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Spike Milligan stipulated that his epitaph should read, "I told you I was ill.". They inscribed that, but in Irish.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
"I'd rather be in Philadelphia"
Posted by: Epitaph of W. C. Miklos-Fields at May 09, 2025 11:34 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory
McMillian and Wife
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (cYBz/)
"Here lies John 'Masterbating Pete' Doe."
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:18 PM (cYBz/)
Miklos's stone would dwarf the Washington Monument...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (zTf8W)
Memory not helping but I think we helped the Paks with their PALs (think complex safeties, for nukes). But can't they come up with their own bureaucratic terminology? National Command Authority (NCA) is what we have long used to describe national military command elements (civilians).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (1m82a)
Oh, none?
So you're basically "acknowledging" that you're a deadbeat tenant?
Okay. Carry on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)
McMillan and Wife?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (A28Ag)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (/y8xj)
Yes you can. My brother asked me about it one time. He had been to every state except Alaska. He thought the only way to get there was to fly or by.ship. I showed him on a map how he could drive there through Canada to a town across the border named Hyder, Alaska. Well, he went, took his family and they took lots of pictures of themselves in Alaska. He said it was one of the best trips they ever took.
Posted by: Case at May 09, 2025 11:36 PM (OrSPY)
Posted by: Young Miklos was young at the time at May 09, 2025 11:36 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:28 PM (gKDq2)
Cagney and Lacey was another.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:37 PM (W5ArC)
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I was at the gun range a few years ago and there was a female officer who was just leaving and she was an absolute dime. I was thinking damn arrest me now, be rough, just not hospital rough. I just smiled at her and minded by business. She knew she was hot.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2025 11:37 PM (wgbpW)
Spin relative to what?
Posted by: Oddbob
The Earth
-- Aristotle and Ptolemy
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:37 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Miklos Kunta Kinte, lying like Alex Nikki-Haley at May 09, 2025 11:38 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Case at May 09, 2025 11:36 PM (OrSPY)
I don't think you can get from Hyder to any other part of Alaska by road. Usual route is by way of the AlCan highway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:38 PM (A28Ag)
Posted by: Bingos to Pongo at May 09, 2025 11:39 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Epitaph of W. C. Miklos-Fields at May 09, 2025 11:34 PM (t6ibK)
"All things considered . . . I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
Not a great tourism ad for Philly.
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:40 PM (gKDq2)
Hell, you can drive all the way to the Arctic Ocean on the Dalton Highway (aka the North Slope Haul Road).
Best have plenty of spare everything and supplies if you're headed up that road, though. What Alaska calls a "highway" often bears little resemblance to what a highway would be in the Lower 48. It's essentially all gravel.
The fam came up in the early '80s, back when the Alaska Highway was still a thousand mile gravel road. That was a fun trip.
Nowadays the Alcan is all paved.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:40 PM (W5ArC)
Putin's speech had annoying background chatter which was Xi's translator, and I think Abbas' as well. Gotta fix that next year. Also, the public address narration of events included constant references to the SVO (special military operation = festivities in Ukraine), many more than previous years as I recall.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:40 PM (1m82a)
https://www.youtube.com/live/JWjmhcHICSo
That Russian "ooo-rah" war cry will raise your hackles for sure.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:41 PM (RWJYA)
Yemen's Houthis (Ansarallah) have fired another ballistic missile directly on Israel - and this time it was reportedly intercepted.
Friday's inbound missile was intercepted not by a US-supplied system, but by Israel’s Arrow long-range air defense system.
Israeli media is currently highlighting the failure of the American THAAD system, which missed the intercept.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
Rock Hudson and Susan Saint James had probably the best on-screen chemistry of any TV couple.
I always wondered, when she was kissing him on screen, if she knew what the mouth of his had been doing the night before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (2h2Wy)
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)
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Roots?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 11:34 PM (dDmld)
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That gave me a chuckle
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (wgbpW)
Spin relative to what?
Posted by: Oddbob
The Earth
-- Aristotle and Ptolemy
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:37 PM (cYBz/)
Recent microwave mapping of the universe arguably points to the earth being the center of the universe.
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:38 PM (A28Ag)
That's right, you can't.
I think the ferry used to stop there but it doesn't any more.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:44 PM (1m82a)
In the Burning Times, such will be the Words of Recognition. Also Barney Fife's girlfriends.
No hesitation if challenged.
Anything Matlock are enemies
Use bayonet
Posted by: Sgt. Miklos Hulka at May 09, 2025 11:44 PM (t6ibK)
Any attempt by the director in Let Me In to make a political statement went over my head.
It was a more subtle thing, not "Reagan = Bad" but he was attempting to argue the idea of foreign enemies was too simplistic. But...vampire from out of town qualifies as foreign you know...
I saw that in the original Swedish movie the female vampire was actually supposed to be a gelded boy that everyone just assumes is a girl but was played by an actress. I can't imagine how that would be handle now with all the tranny stuff.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:44 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:45 PM (hB3+Q)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 11:45 PM (2h2Wy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)
A waste on a guy who didn't even enjoy it.
She was a real honey.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:45 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 11:45 PM (AOsQT)
There were mounted honor guards at the Kremlin gate where the visiting foreign VIPs entered.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:46 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (VofaG)
Pshaw!
Posted by: Meghan Markle - The Real Center of the Universe at May 09, 2025 11:47 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (VofaG)
The earth is very near the center of the universe. The giant turtle which carries the earth upon his back would need something to stand on, right?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:47 PM (RWJYA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (hB3+Q)
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (VofaG)
If the universe is infinite, then every point within it is the center.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: polynikes
Here lies Joe Biden
Lying to the end
Did he tell the truth about his underwear?
Depends
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (144I4)
There were mounted honor guards at the Kremlin gate where the visiting foreign VIPs entered.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:46 PM (1m82a)
Putin, mounted on a giant bear, would be very cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (A28Ag)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (A28Ag)
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War bear cavalry of Kislev FTW!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:50 PM (hB3+Q)
And Nancy Walker, Rhoda's mother, played their housekeeper, who had good chemistry, well anti-chemistry you might say with Rock's McMillian character.
Sort of a lovable annoyance. She'd piss him off, but yet, he adored her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2025 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
Trump says A man a plan Pamama
And the big , beautiful AlCan Highway
That much I can tell you
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at May 09, 2025 11:52 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (2h2Wy)
Friend of mine worked on that show. Says Tyne Daley was a peach. The other one, not so much..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 09, 2025 11:53 PM (zTf8W)
Sort of a lovable annoyance. She'd piss him off, but yet, he adored her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2025 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
Rosie the Robot and George.
No, not that way! Get yer minds outta the gutter.
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Fourth Stooge at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (sB5dv)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (t0Rmr)
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I've battled Archaon. Joe's more of a squig herd.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:55 PM (hB3+Q)
"So, if Trump is riding on a T-Rex, and he got in a fight with Putin riding shirtless on a giant bear, which one would win?"
(Wanders off to look for the Doritos.)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:55 PM (RWJYA)
Revolutions have been started for less.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 11:56 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
So
One learns so much here
Posted by: Miklos aspires to be a Loveable Annoyance, or maybe Aunt Bea (nah) at May 09, 2025 11:56 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:56 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Cross-eyed Miklos at May 09, 2025 11:57 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 11:58 PM (AOsQT)
BONUS Zeducation | TNTL 211 (13:37)
https://youtu.be/0UTL_F6rH3U
Could be half as long if they cut out the Zed parts. 😁
Saving Casual Geographic, History Guy, and Rick Beato for tomorrow. But there's this other series we've been binge-watching…
https://youtu.be/KeKGPhcSPHk
G'nite, y'all. Tomorrow morning comes fast.
Posted by: mindful webworker - feel a whole lot better when I'm gone? at May 09, 2025 11:58 PM (b/vRQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:56 PM (W5ArC)
Benson and the rest of the cast...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 09, 2025 11:58 PM (zTf8W)
--
It was originally a really creepy book, like old-school Stephen King when he could still write
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 10, 2025 12:00 AM (rT96s)
Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2025 12:00 AM (cOamX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Weezy held the purse strings.
Lil' sis and I used to dance in front of the TV to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OnRQ4P0VY
Posted by: Movin' on up Miklos at May 10, 2025 12:00 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Lirio100 at May 10, 2025 12:01 AM (zS4/f)
Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2025 12:02 AM (VofaG)
The CMB background supports a preferred direction in the universe, not that we're at the center. IOW, breaking isotropy, that all directions look the same.
They call this the Axis of Evil, and argue about it, is it a real effect, or just some sort of local effect skewing the results.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 12:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: 13times
Now is about when the Moscow packed snow melts, and they recover the many winter "gone missings".
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich, Ancient Slavonaut Theorist at May 10, 2025 12:04 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Miklos "Judit" Polgar at May 10, 2025 12:05 AM (t6ibK)
I am curious where authority of mere district judges to micro-mange El Presidente comes from. Sure isn't in the Constitution aaaaand I don't see it in the Legislature's powers for them to delegate to literally thousands of lowest tier judges.
This edict goes even further - blocking dozens of actions or more that have almost nothing to do with pretty much anything.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2025 12:00 AM (cOamX)
I don't know. That's be a tough race to bet on. Bears or drunk Russians?
I also guess we'd get an answer to either question of how many men does it take to kill a bear by hand or, how many men can a bear kill before he gets bored?
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: 1967-75 at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (G5+As)
I told my husband that our next dogs were going to be two female Golden Retrievers whose AKC registered names would be Skippy and Daphne, The Fun Girls From Mt. Pilot.
Posted by: moki at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (wLjpr)
Posted by: polynikes
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Rook
Posted by: Miklos "Judit" Polgar at May 10, 2025 12:05 AM (t6ibK)
Pawn.
Posted by: Mongo at May 10, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: polynikes
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Rook
Posted by: Miklos "Judit" Polgar at May 10, 2025 12:05 AM (t6ibK)
Pawn.
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Queen! What do I win?
Posted by: Mongo at May 10, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2025 12:08 AM (hB3+Q)
Posted by: Mikleuse, hors de repartee at May 10, 2025 12:09 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Mongo at May 10, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird
A lovely Parting Gift.
Posted by: the Lovely Carol Merrill at May 10, 2025 12:11 AM (t6ibK)
His character became so popular that they spun off a show that had a pretty run of its own..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 10, 2025 12:15 AM (zTf8W)
Posted by: streng geheim at May 10, 2025 12:16 AM (t6ibK)
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At some point, Trump is going to have to say "No".
I don't think the short fingered Orange vulgarian has it in him.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:11 AM (O3vFu)
I tend to agree with you. Trump really doesn't want a war with the Courts (but the courts seem to want a war with him). Should he have the stones to defy such a ridiculous judicial decree, I would hope he would book prime-time tv minutes to speak about why he is doing what he is doing. Have the Constitution explained, with large imaqes of text as needed. Have the whole thing laid out. Throw the gauntlet down at Roberts' feet.
When the courts micromanage our government, there can never be any "We the People."
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 12:17 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2025 12:19 AM (hB3+Q)
>>This edict goes even further - blocking dozens of actions or more that have almost nothing to do with pretty much anything.
Doesn't there at least have to be a suite brought in order for the judge to act?
Looks like the judge just said, nope, not so fast slick.
At the end of the day, it's the judiciary that is causing a constitutional crisis.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2025 12:19 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2025 12:22 AM (hB3+Q)
What was the show with Rock Hudson, and his purported wife drove a cool 30's MG convertible in San Fran?
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)
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"The Adventures of Fudge Johnson."
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann at May 10, 2025 12:24 AM (GVQFY)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2025 12:28 AM (/lPRQ)
When the courts micromanage our government, there can never be any "We the People."
Posted by: RickZ
Roberts is the one forcing the Constitutional crisis. Roberts has now publicly repudiated Trump at least twice. It was Roberts who put the corrupt Judge Boasberg on the FISA court, and Boasberg happily overlooked the FBI's criminal actions in falsifying evidence against Trump administration officials.
It is also John Roberts who felt it necessary to fly all the way to the Czech Republic and spend a week in a secure diplomatic compound privately discussing "legal strategy" with the Trump-hating Lawfare architect Norm Eisen.
What were Roberts and Eisen discussing, and why did they need such secrecy? Was this an illegal ex parte communication?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:30 AM (X+xvk)
Trump is doing what he is Consitutionally allowed to do as The Executive. The Courts are getting way out of their 'balls and strikes' co-equal branch of government lane. Roberts knows this but he is a coward, and that was proven with 404Care's 'it's a TAX!' wimpout. Therein lies the 'Constitutional crisis', a very weak and/or compromised Chief Justice Roberts.
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 12:34 AM (gKDq2)
We've emptied many a bottle trying to figure out why our governments want us to fight.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:18 AM (O3vFu)
I prefer Russians. They’re sharp, logical, funny.
Chinese bore me. They’ve learned too much of our DEI bullshit speak. “From my perspective, as minority engineer…”
I have no desire to fight either, though. Just get the hell out my country and let’s chat over Slack if we need to. Let’s all try make our own spheres of influence good places to live and stop being so intertwined.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:34 AM (l3YAf)
What direction is this possible Axis of Evil in the universe? Get your start chart and look at constellation dubbed Coma Berenices (Bernice's hair, I call it). There's a star there, which is, among other names is called Polaris Galactus Borealis, which is Latin for Pole, Galaxy, North.
That's the direction of the Milky Way's north pole, perpendicular to the galactic plane. And that's where the possible axis of Evil is, meaning the Milky Way's disc spin axis is aligned with it.
Now, some large survey of galactic spin axes seems to indicate a non-random distribution aligned with that direction. They've wondered if that's some artifact, some error in measurement, but it seems to persist.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 12:36 AM (w6EFb)
289 Barbara Anderson and Elizabeth Baur were comely policewoman in Robert T. Ironside's employ.
Posted by: 1967-75 at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM
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"Fudgewagon."
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann at May 10, 2025 12:36 AM (GVQFY)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:30 AM (X+xvk)
They’re crooks, man. There’s no other explanation.
You think there’s a coincidence to the most powerful man in America having a cozy relationship with Trump’s biggest lawfare for?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:38 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:30 AM (X+xvk)
Great questions that should be asked by multiple news outlets camped out on Roberts' front lawn. We treat the Judiciary like some exalted priesthood instead of a coequal branch of government, and it's well past time for that to end.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 10, 2025 12:39 AM (zTf8W)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:39 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2025 12:40 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 12:41 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 12:41 AM (0nHVk)
Well, I am OK. Got some good shit done today. Now I am tired, and need to go to bed. Early day tomorrow, too. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2025 12:42 AM (t1XLA)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 10, 2025 12:43 AM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Miklos under low clouds at May 10, 2025 12:45 AM (t6ibK)
We’re in a fight for our country, man. Will anti-white gay communism win?
Do I think Trump has a master plan where everything is falling into place, just so? Unfortunately, no.
I think Trump’s plan is “Be President on May 10th and FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT” We don’t know how this will play out.
Trump is fighting for us. I’m not going to backbite him. He’s gotten a hell of a lot further than anyone else ever has.
Hopefully when the time is right, things will play out to our advantage. I don’t know. There are a lot of variables.
Civil wars are notoriously messy.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:46 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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Dude. When I had finally divorced a-hole XH (who had a DUI, so you know $R22) and called my agent, to get him taken off the policy-- and you know what?
Freaking premium went UP!!! I was p!ssed! WTH, I asked agent? I had ZERO tickets!
"Oh, *now* you're a single woman under blahblah years old."
Bulllshit. I changed companies & got it halved. But then, that was over 29years ago.
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
You think there’s a coincidence to the most powerful man in America having a cozy relationship with Trump’s biggest lawfare for?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
I think the legal collusion goes much deeper. When you take a closer look at John Roberts, you find not just Norm Eisen, but James Boasberg, Mary McCord, Beryl Howell, and on and on and on.
Not one legal centrist or conservative among them. All close Roberts buddies. I wouldn't be surprised if Roberts moved to Connecticut to open a B&B with Cass Sunstein.
Remember the "Journ-O-List?" We have the same degree of collusion going on with our judiciary.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:47 AM (X+xvk)
SW Oz may get some Cosmos on them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2025 12:48 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Miklos notes that Mojotos are 3-4-1 for the Ladies at May 10, 2025 12:49 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 12:50 AM (rdVOm)
Which is your opinion.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson
Which makes you an asshole
TXT me bae
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard Expert at May 10, 2025 12:51 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2025 12:51 AM (cOamX)
315 I feel great sympathy for both the Russian and Chinese peoples. The suffering they have both endured is almost unspeakable.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:39 AM (X+xvk)
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Yes.
But working with many mainland Chinese over the years, has made me somewhat less sympathetic to them than I would otherwise be.
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann at May 10, 2025 12:51 AM (OA/Kt)
Posted by: Sam Adams
Which gives some insight into why Roberts is so insistent that there are no politics in the judiciary - like all leftist totalitarian scum, projection is all they know, and everything is about politics for them, so nothing is.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2025 12:53 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Genial late Nite Miklos at May 10, 2025 12:53 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
We still labor under the yoke of the KneePad Press, happily on their knees every day, servicing the Democrat Party agenda. They're Monica Lewinsky with microphones.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:53 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 12:54 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Genial late Nite Miklos
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*muah!*
You're so sweet, Miklos. Pour one for yourself and join us!
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 12:56 AM (rdVOm)
I wasn’t shrieking, man. Meds, dude.
Yeah, it may be a losing hand. Oh well. Gotta fight with what we got.
Sure as hell ain’t joining the other side. So this is it.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:57 AM (l3YAf)
“I hate newspapermen,” Sherman raged, “They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.”
'If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.'
Posted by: General William Sherman at May 10, 2025 12:57 AM (6PUpl)
I'm coming to terms with it all, slowly. Ugh.
Thanks for asking.
How are YOU?
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
That’s good to hear. I’m sorry this is happening, JQ. I’ve been praying for you. You seem pretty cool.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:59 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
We are call this "mopeds*
(tall shot glass, tequila or rum, Sprite or Mexican Squirt if in Mexico)
*napkin over top, twist and shout*
Now for drink NOW
Posted by: Genial late Nite Miklos, trained by Mayans at May 10, 2025 01:00 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Scoggbot is shrieking at May 10, 2025 01:00 AM (6PUpl)
Posted by: Lee Majors, feeling like a million bucks or six at May 10, 2025 01:00 AM (w6EFb)
Miklos? I'd like to buy the FDA Director a beverage of choice... Please prepare one. Thank you.
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: General William Sherman
Truth. Whores have far more honor than anyone in our national media.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:05 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: JQ
Well
This is the first time in my life to be ever called "sweet".
Will not help with my Crabby Old Guy Professional certification.
Posted by: Mikos has a random pitcher of Long Island Ice Tea over here at May 10, 2025 01:06 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:03 AM (rdVOm)
Old Fashioned. Light on the syrup. Bartender’s choice.
Thank you kindly.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 01:07 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: JQ
One Russian Quaalude coming right up
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Drinks of the 80s at May 10, 2025 01:07 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Mikos has a random pitcher of Long Island Ice Tea over here
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Oooops! Well now, I wouldn't want to tarnish your hard-earned reputation... We can pretend I never said what I said, LOL!
*holds out empty glass*
But I'd love to sample some o' that LI iced tea, if you please?
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:09 AM (rdVOm)
Nobody else in the world has that.
***
Agreed. We’re crazy good at exploring. We can blaze trails like nobody else. Probably that whole frontier thing.
Hopefully we can get back to being a decent nation again.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 01:10 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann
Why?
Genuinely curious.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:10 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: JQ
One Russian Quaalude coming right up
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Drinks of the 80s
A "Russian Quaalude." Now that sounds like a surgical-grade drink. Now I'm all thirsty...
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:12 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 01:17 AM (0nHVk)
Oh, that reminds me: I need to check for Russian Standard watka next trip to likker sto. Never tried it, but would like to do so.
Are they(TM) still all p!ssy about russiarussiarussia imported booze?
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
Whole thing been sitting here a while
*adds ice*
This pitcher has your name on it
In lipstick, maybe Debbie did that
Posted by: Miklos guffaws genially like Marine Pilot Ed McMahon at May 10, 2025 01:20 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 01:20 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
Stolichnaya has not been made in Russia for long years.
If I can buy, so can Tovarishckina
Posted by: Miklosov who guffaws at May 10, 2025 01:23 AM (t6ibK)
youtube.com/watch?v=waxFYn5LNOU
Posted by: JQ
Santana played just last week at Winstar Resort in Oklahoma, I believe.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:25 AM (X+xvk)
Look up the "Death Probe" Six Million Dollar man episodes. That was entertainment to my 10 yr old self.
An indestructible Russian Venus probe crashed in the US, and thinks its on Venus. Steve Austin has to stop its rampage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 01:26 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 10, 2025 01:27 AM (85eYc)
The Russian Quaalude and the B-52 were in Cold War competition.
https://tinyurl.com/yc7f2xub
Posted by: Mikloso who had to make up drinks on the fly at May 10, 2025 01:30 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 10, 2025 01:30 AM (hKoQL)
And I'm genuinely serious.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson
I have heard they are self-absorbed, greedy, amoral and beyond ruthless. Having a totalitarian government watching your every move and stamping out any trace of belief in the divine probably does a lot to get that result.
I would still like to hear from you. No, I haven't dealt with mainland Chinese. That's why I'm asking.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:30 AM (X+xvk)
Oh, last night about this time, I had a spooky anomalous discharge event inside the house...
An electrical discharge event, that is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 01:32 AM (w6EFb)
I find it oddly interesting that Guns N Roses are that popular wherever people named Rudakubana come from
Posted by: azjaeger at May 10, 2025 01:32 AM (3/XaG)
Why?
Genuinely curious.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:10 AM
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I had the Dr, Venkmann sock on.
I certainly don't claim that they are all like this, just enough recurrence that I am wary. Briefly:
Arrogance
Believe themselves to be a superior life form
Unwillingness to hear something from an American
Tribalism with other Chinese
Clearly believe that China is essentially at war with us and they must remember their duty
Sneakiness
I knew a guy (American) who was in graduate school for anthropology, specialty was China. He quoted an expert in that field; "The arrogance of Chinese intellectuals has to be seen to be believed." He said that was his experience in China, and I'd have to say it has been mine to some extent.
And their business practices -- mein gott.
I've known many who were not like this, were fine, but I've learned to be aware of the possibility.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 10, 2025 01:33 AM (ES1Rb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:48
Useless TV trivia-
Susan Saint James was one of 2 famous actresses from my hometown Rockford, IL. The other was Barbara Hale of Perry Mason fame. And she was the mother of actor William Katt.
Anyone remember his best known role?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 10, 2025 01:35 AM (55Qr6)
Does "Stolichnaya" = "Russian Standard"?
I is confuselated.
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:35 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Robert Culp at May 10, 2025 01:36 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 01:38 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Story time! Do tell us!
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:39 AM (rdVOm)
1 ounce Kahlua
1 ounce Irish cream
1 ounce cream
All must be at proper temperature, pour over the back of a spoon.
It should end up in visible layers
Posted by: As best recalled at May 10, 2025 01:40 AM (t6ibK)
And their business practices -- mein gott.
I've known many who were not like this, were fine, but I've learned to be aware of the possibility.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
I've seen a lot of videos on the corrupt building processes, and the "tofu dreg" construction. Fake rebar inserted into phony concrete, all in assembling a 78-story building or twelve.
Terrifying.
If they pulled that crap in the Seven Gorges Dam...
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:41 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
My discharge event was more broccoli-related.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:42 AM (X+xvk)
I is confuselated.
Posted by: JQ
It means "Purity Vodka" not from Russia.
Na Zdarovie!
Posted by: Miklosov, for the Estate of Uncle Palp at May 10, 2025 01:43 AM (t6ibK)
About this time last night, some thunderstorms rolled through. We got 0.79" total. There was some distant lightning and thunder going on in the background, nothing too close.
And then, sitting right here, there was this loud, strange crack, almost a slapping noise. It sounded like it was inside the house. Nearby lightning strike? Well, it wasn't that loud, and there wasn't a blue flash, and hell, there were no power glitches, the UPS didn't complain, no blinking lights, nothing.
What the hell. Now, Miley's brother was in the bed in an adjacent bedroom. He was awake, watching something on his phone.... He was discombobulated......
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 01:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I blame it on the dog.
Posted by: Miklos, dog owner and servant at May 10, 2025 01:44 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:45 AM (X+xvk)
Lying there, bro-in-law says he saw a blue flash, *right in the middle of the room*, about 3' off the floor. Right in the center of the room, like an arc, in midair.
Let's see he's not a trained observer, and my questioning of him, well I wished I would've seen it with my own eyes. I thought at first was this actual ball lightning? I was getting excited.
But nope, from his description there wasn't a floating spherical ball, it was just like a little spontaneous arc in the middle of the room. A local blue flash, with that slap/crack sound.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 01:47 AM (w6EFb)
I is confuselated.
Posted by: JQ
It means "Purity Vodka" not from Russia.
Na Zdarovie!
Posted by: Miklosov, for the Estate of Uncle Palp
I'm learning Russian right now. The cases and the structure of the language make zero sense. Unless, of course, I put on my Boris Badinov accent, which makes it all seem to come together.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:48 AM (X+xvk)
But what *is* a good brand of real, russki vodka?
I tried a Polish one-- very smooth. And I'm not really a "vodka drinker" as in, drinking it straight.
Mostly just curious, but on a thin budget.
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2025 01:50 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Sam Adams
Ochen harasho
The Cyrillic alphabet will be fine within two weeks.
BUT-not the same in Russian, Bulgarian, Serbian...
Posted by: Miklosov signs off at May 10, 2025 01:51 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 01:52 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ
Depends on local selection. will check
You know, there was a whole story based on a woman and a particular kind of green colored vodka...
Posted by: Miklos Maugham at May 10, 2025 01:54 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
Yes, indeed. For the first nine episodes. They dropped the character after that, don't know why.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 01:55 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:58 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Mere Mikos, overdue at the Waffle Hut at May 10, 2025 01:58 AM (t6ibK)
378
I've seen a lot of videos on the corrupt building processes, and the "tofu dreg" construction. Fake rebar inserted into phony concrete, all in assembling a 78-story building or twelve.
Terrifying.
If they pulled that crap in the Seven Gorges Dam...
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:41 AM (X+xvk)
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In getting things manufactured in China, one has to be aware of them counting on "hollowing out" the product. A minor preliminary production run is submitted by the Chinese manufacturer, the sample is good quality at an amazing price.The actual production run will be low quality. In fact, degrading the quality is the only way the Chinese company can make a profit at the quoted price.
About 15 years ago I was working at a small pharma company. They bought abouf $100,000 worth of an intermediaite from a custom synthesis company in China, and they pulled that exact stunt. A pure white sample that impressed, and then the actual production run was gray instead of white, and assayed at 85% product, 15% something else.The US pharma company spent a couple of months trying to clean it up enough to use.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 10, 2025 01:59 AM (ES1Rb)
The Cyrillic alphabet will be fine within two weeks.
BUT-not the same in Russian, Bulgarian, Serbian...
Posted by: Miklosov signs off
The constant modification of words is killing me. There shouldn't be seventy-four variants of "want," "you", "me." God help me.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 02:01 AM (X+xvk)
Katt also auditioned for the role of Luke Skywalker. He was seriously considered. How different things could've been....
Sort of like Jack Lord could've played Captain Kirk. Book 'im, Scotty! Or beam me up, Danno!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 02:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
We should talk
Posted by: Art Bell, out there somewhere at May 10, 2025 02:03 AM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Everything with them is about piracy, shortcuts, slave labor, and a garbage product. Most frightening of all is how many people they own here in America, in our government, our intelligence agencies, our research labs and our universities. None of this ends well with them in a dominant position.
More ethylene glycol in your gopher, Everett?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 02:05 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
I see, Captain
I see
Posted by: Wo Fat with Space ships (Miklos always admired Wo Fat, he got away with everything" at May 10, 2025 02:06 AM (t6ibK)
Still better than the crap "music" on those other stations, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 02:08 AM (rdVOm)
The Shat, in the original Star Trek had not yet risen the high hair level of the Shatner Turbo 2000 wig.
Jack Lord as Kirk would've brought the hair worthy of true legend.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 02:09 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2025 02:10 AM (41CYW)
Ol' Burt Reynolds, there at the last, said it was the Shat that set him with his famous rugs. He said that, all in all, if he had to do it all over again, he'd say the hell with the toupee and would do it bald.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 02:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mere Mikos, overdue at the Waffle Hut
Just how many languages do you speak?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 02:17 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Was thinking about that Burt Reynolds movie, Hooper today. No idea why.
Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2025 02:18 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 02:19 AM (rdVOm)
Miklos, got any more LIIT in that there pitcher?
Posted by: JQ
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Evening, JQ. Ohhhhh, LIIT's... sworn off after flipping that Mountie off in Vancouver back in '88.
Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2025 02:22 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
Oh. Understood!
Well... whatever you'd like, then.Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 02:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 02:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
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Not my finest hour in Vancouver, but a story with a smile! Nowadays, a Bacardi or three. WD tossed out an awesome ONT tonight. A lot of fun.
Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2025 02:34 AM (41CYW)
And trundled off home happy and sated.
Consider Taco Night slayed.
The leftovers will be epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 10, 2025 02:35 AM (a4NoL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 02:36 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 02:17 AM (X+xvk)
The problem is that we don't speak any of them, and he could just be spouting gibberish and we wouldn't know any better.
SKOL!
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 10, 2025 02:37 AM (a4NoL)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 02:38 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 02:17 AM (X+xvk)
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The problem is that we don't speak any of them, and he could just be spouting gibberish and we wouldn't know any better.
SKOL!
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 10, 2025 02:37 AM (a4NoL)
It's The Horde. Somebody probably speaks one of them. Hell, somebody here might speak Esperanto.
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 02:40 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 02:46 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 02:52 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: JQ
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Listened to it twice. Either I liked it or I'm a bit slow. Or both.
And a hi and hello to DDS.
Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2025 02:55 AM (41CYW)
SKOL!
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 10, 2025 02:37 AM (a4NoL)
It's The Horde. Somebody probably speaks one of them. Hell, somebody here might speak Esperanto.
Posted by: RickZ
Pretty sure SanFranPsycho speaks Russian fluently. I would never underestimate The Horde. There are a ton of seriously intelligent and capable people here.
(Which is another very good reason for me to say much less and read much more.)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 02:56 AM (X+xvk)
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Me too, Sam Adams.
Keepin mah mouf shut, lest I sound lahk a dayum'd *hick*
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 03:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 03:05 AM (0nHVk)
(Which is another very good reason for me to say much less and read much more.)
Posted by: Sam Adams
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Comment of the decade. Surrounded by smarty's here.
Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2025 03:05 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 03:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2025 03:09 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 03:11 AM (rdVOm)
Angie Dickinson is 94.
Posted by: Ciampino - spelling at May 10, 2025 03:19 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 10, 2025 03:19 AM (SRRAx)
(Which is another very good reason for me to say much less and read much more.)
Posted by: Sam Adams
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Comment of the decade. Surrounded by smarty's here.
Posted by: scampydog
I genuinely believe that if there were some cataclysmic event, if you were able to bring the Horde together, if they had access to the tools, the parts or the raw materials, most of them would be fine. They would find a way to carry on.
Half of that survival would be attributable to their intelligence and a broad range of practical knowledge and advanced skills. The other half of that survival would be a result of their simple human decency.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 03:19 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 03:19 AM (X+xvk)
There's a meme going around: White people's hobbies are all about prepping. [They show a gun range, hunting, etc.]
My favorite recent meme: In the UK, they talk of banning knives. In the US, they have a tv show about making knives at home. [Picture of 'Forged In Fire' judges reviewing blades.]
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 03:28 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2025 03:36 AM (GHi7c)
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 03:28 AM
Sounds about right.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2025 03:36 AM (Wnv9h)
My favorite recent meme: In the UK, they talk of banning knives. In the US, they have a tv show about making knives at home. [Picture of 'Forged In Fire' judges reviewing blades.]
Posted by: RickZ
I love 'Forged in Fire.' Also loved 'Survivor Man.' In the end, I think we'll wind up in our own version of 'Naked and Afraid.'
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 03:37 AM (X+xvk)
There's a meme going around: White people's hobbies are all about prepping. [They show a gun range, hunting, etc.]
I'm a stamp collector.
Posted by: Postmaster General at May 10, 2025 03:38 AM (GHi7c)
If you get Story TV, outta Connecticut, or nearby (to Queens), they show on Friday 8:00 a.m. to Sat. 7:00 a.m. Forged in Fire. Nothing but. Repeats after 12 hours. Also, VICE sometimes has a Forged in Fire run on Saturdays.
I find that show pleasantly addicting. You get good at spotting who's going to fail. When you can't pick a winner is when it's really good. But only in 'Mer'ca. I bet if you had a big enough forge, you could make your own cannon 'for personal use'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 03:46 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Postmaster General at May 10, 2025 03:38 AM (GHi7c)
Shoot well riding a horse? You'll be our mailman.
I saw it in a movie.
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 03:50 AM (gKDq2)
I'll look for that. I would love to learn to forge steel. The Damascus blades are beyond beautiful.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 03:51 AM (X+xvk)
Welcome to the HQ. The HQ acknowledges that we exist in the land of electrons. Electrons enslaved to do our bidding, which is how it should be. Now, stop slacking off, electrons, and get back to your assigned tasks. Thank you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2025 03:55 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 03:51 AM (X+xvk)
I told my friend, it's so uniquely human: Taking rock, or bits of this and that, melting it down and turning it into something useful and not by design lethal, like rakes and hoes. But those Damascus blades. Some of the final round at-home blades are stunning in their beauty and awesome in their lethality.
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 04:00 AM (gKDq2)
I love working with metal and love welding. But all of that hammering....That's a younger man's game. Absolutely fascinating to see, though. Would still love to try it.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 04:06 AM (X+xvk)
Susan St. James
Born August 14, 1946 · Los Angeles, California, USA
Birth name
Susan Jane Miller
Posted by: Ciampino - not dead yet at May 10, 2025 04:09 AM (sPQoU)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 6-83
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs LiveLaunch
Date: May 11, 2025
Launch Time: 12:24 a.m. EDT, 0424 UTC, 06:24 CEST
https://www.youtube.com/live/bWdacZ2nDVM
Posted by: Ciampino - did ya see the one just now? at May 10, 2025 04:10 AM (sPQoU)
Welcome to the HQ. The HQ acknowledges that we exist in the land of electrons. Electrons enslaved to do our bidding, which is how it should be. Now, stop slacking off, electrons, and get back to your assigned tasks. Thank you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2025 03:55 AM (xG4kz)
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Now for the sake of the Erf, ensure that you recycle all your electrons using only approved receptacles.
Posted by: Ciampino - My protons are all new at May 10, 2025 04:14 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 04:16 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ
How often is Doug showing signs of serious injury from engaging in martial arts fights involving weapons? Is it just me, or is that guy getting seriously hurt on the regular?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 04:22 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 04:28 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ
Yeah, I would not want to test that man. He faces tougher than me every time he flosses.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 04:30 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: m at May 10, 2025 04:31 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 04:32 AM (X+xvk)
Born August 14, 1946 · Los Angeles, California, USA
Birth name
Susan Jane Miller
Posted by: Ciampino - not dead yet at May 10, 2025 04:09
Thanks C, did not know that.
Also, did not know The Greatest American Hero was only on from 1981-83 or that William Katt was in Carrie. More useless trivia.
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