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White Smoke Means There's A New ONT

Hello horde! How's you week going? Better than the US Navy's I hope.


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Fido Friday: Forever home


Oooh, what a lucky man, he was

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Simple solutions to real world problems

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Joy


Truth

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Darth Leo

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That's not optimal


To-may-to, to-mah-to

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Today's cartoon

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Canada is gone


Breaking news

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An organization named after ABRAHAM LINCOLN(!) unironically tweeted this

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Skin in the game


Obscure car

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It was a real car

Guide to mushrooms

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Genius


When she got home, she knocked him down

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Word of the day

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What am I supposed to do?


All these quotes are from my last AoS COB review

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by political cartoonist Ben Garrison:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Good evening morons en bedankt wd for Friday Night Memes!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (RIvkX)

2 Greetings All!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (51Cc3)

3 105 TONIGHT after midnight

Posted by: Ciampino - too real at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (sPQoU)

4 Top ten.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 09, 2025 09:59 PM (Lo97M)

5 🤡
Okay, then!
Let's get this show on the road!
💥

Posted by: mindful webworker - wrenching at May 09, 2025 09:59 PM (b/vRQ)

6 Every time speak Olde English I get funny looks. I'm probably best off sticking to my Esperanto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:00 PM (dDmld)

7 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 09, 2025 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

8 That "Wank"/"Don't Wank" signal is epic!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)

9 What the F-18s really need is a big steel retrieval loop welded to the top of the fuselage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:01 PM (dDmld)

10 Gonna read the content. Will need some help with the polysyllabic words.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 09, 2025 10:03 PM (TfUTr)

11 105 TONIGHT after midnight
Posted by: Ciampino - too real at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (sPQoU)

1:05 usually comes after midnight, yes. But it would be considered morning after midnight.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2025 10:03 PM (0eaVi)

12 Paging Mr. Herman. Paging Mr. Herman...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:04 PM (dDmld)

13 Didn't make it past the above the fold - burst out laughing. Well done, WD. Back to the content now.

Posted by: scampydog at May 09, 2025 10:04 PM (R08QW)

14 Too much content for me to score an acceptable position...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

15
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

16 This makes me smile

https://tinyurl.com/yc6d885p

New executive order has dropped: Rescission of Useless Water Pressure Standards


"Water conservation requirements for faucets, showers, bathtubs, and toilets — promulgated by the Department of Energy pursuant to the Energy Policy Act of 1992 (Public Law 102-486) — make bathroom appliances more expensive and less functional. “Efficiency” standards render other American appliances like clothes washers and dishwashers less useful, more breakable, and more expensive to repair. The Federal Government should not impose or enforce regulations that make taxpayers’ lives worse."

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 10:06 PM (D7oie)

17 Sorry I'm late, the elephant forgot to wake me up.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 09, 2025 10:06 PM (gkIzt)

18 https://tinyurl.com/bdj4nwae

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:07 PM (dDmld)

19 15
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

You are not. Other than "vote Democrat," it has to be among the stupidest phrases ever uttered.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 09, 2025 10:08 PM (gkIzt)

20 Just dropping by to say tonight is Nuevo De Mayo at chez tcn, which will commence in about half an hour, with friends and possibly even family (if she gets off her ass), lots of different salsas, many types of protein, queso and cheese, and three kinds of margaritas.

You really should stop by. I think I made enough for an army.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:09 PM (a4NoL)

21 The stars at night, are big and bright,...!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

22
The Jehle Saphier looks like it was built from Legos in some designer's manic phase.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:10 PM (QnmlO)

23 You really should stop by. I think I made enough for an army.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:09 PM (a4NoL)

---------

Be there in 10. Don't start eating.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:11 PM (dDmld)

24 22
The Jehle Saphier looks like it was built from Legos in some designer's manic phase.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:10 PM (QnmlO)

Why do you assume it wasn't?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:11 PM (a4NoL)

25 3 105 TONIGHT after midnight

Posted by: Ciampino - too real at May 09, 2025 09:58 PM (sPQoU)

That 105 is in the Cafe thread

Posted by: Ciampino - previous thread at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (sPQoU)

26 You really should stop by. I think I made enough for an army.
Posted by: tcn in AK

When it comes to margaritas, I am a one man army.
You're just around the corner from me here in KC, right?

Posted by: MkY at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (cPGH3)

27 21 The stars at night, are big and bright,...!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

------------------------------------

*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*

Deep in the heart of Texas!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (OGOaV)

28 You're just around the corner from me here in KC, right?
Posted by: MkY at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (cPGH3)

Go north and then south to Anchorage, then head out the Glenn Highway north, turn southish at KGB and go about 17 1/2 miles. We're on the left.

If you get to the Tug Bar, you've gone a mile too far.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:13 PM (a4NoL)

29 BEFORE going to bed fo note

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 6-91
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 10, 2025
Launch Time: 2:28 a.m. EDT - 0628 UTC, 08:28 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/jlbnXYuFYmw

Posted by: Ciampino - previous thread, now here at May 09, 2025 10:13 PM (sPQoU)

30 Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
====

Could you put a mask on pleasethankyouverymuch!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

31 I've watched magnet fishing videos when I'm desperate for entertainment. Wouldn't that work to retrieve fighter jets? There's like thousands of people on an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Practical Solutions, Inc. at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)

32 do note

Posted by: Ciampino - previous thread, now here at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (sPQoU)

33 The first time I ever heard or read "rest in power" was tonight. I am good with being ignorant of newer culture since so much of it is insane.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (bP/i4)

34 You're just around the corner from me here in KC, right?
Posted by: MkY at May 09, 2025 10:12 PM (cPGH3)

Go north and then south to Anchorage, then head out the Glenn Highway north, turn southish at KGB and go about 17 1/2 miles. We're on the left.

If you get to the Tug Bar, you've gone a mile too far.
Posted by: tcn in AK

No mention of the Slawson Cutoff. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (cYBz/)

35
Could you put a mask on pleasethankyouverymuch!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

________

Go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:15 PM (QnmlO)

36 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 09, 2025 10:15 PM (6PUpl)

37 Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

You are not. Other than "vote Democrat," it has to be among the stupidest phrases ever uttered.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 09, 2025 10:08 PM (gkIzt)

Yes, we must eschew obfuscation!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:16 PM (Aqu9a)

38 The trans defender was proven objectively stupid by not seeing the trap immediately. A trap any person with an IQ above 90 would see a million miles away.

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:16 PM (VofaG)

39 If you get to the Tug Bar, you've gone a mile too far.
Posted by: tcn in AK

If the Goose Bay Inn doesn't sell thousands of tee-shirts saying: "I got goosed at Goose Bay Inn" they are missing a monster revenue stream.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)

40 Rest in Power, You Guys!
---
Rust in Peace

Fucked Shit Up

Shirked a Lot of Chores

I ate what?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)

41 No mention of the Slawson Cutoff. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:14 PM (cYBz/)

Well, you could come by boat, up the Inside Passage, across the Gulf of Alaska, around the south end of the Kenai Peninsula, past Anchorage but not far into Knik Arm. We're on the left that way, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 10:17 PM (a4NoL)

42 The curry wars begun they have.

Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 10:18 PM (IDphi)

43 Another excellent Friday ONT, WeirdDave. Nice work.

🐶Fido Friday - dog looks like my son's Kelpie. As many times as I see this kind of video, that little girl's joy brings dust to my ol' eyeballs.

😂The dancing with Joy just makes me happy.

😒 Tranny tombstone is just annoying.

🎞️I presume the Darth Leo 2nd pic is someone I would know if I was familiar with Start Warts?

🍄☠️Dad loved mushrooms. Grew them in our basement. Was also a pretty good amateur mycologist, but never trusted his judgment enough to trust any he found in the wild.

Posted by: mindful webworker - memes to live by at May 09, 2025 10:18 PM (b/vRQ)

44 Rest in Power?

WTAF?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:18 PM (dDmld)

45 According to the Constitution, habeus corpus is a privilege. Not a right.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (ZmEVT)

46 The first time I ever heard or read "rest in power" was tonight. I am good with being ignorant of newer culture since so much of it is insane.
Posted by: PaleRider
+++
Also speaking truth to power.
Also leaning in.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (Lo97M)

47 The mushroom guide I have lists effects of the bad mushrooms.
You got the usual 'death'. Most of the other bad effects listed are minor variations of "diarrhea" or 'severe diarrhea'.

But just one variety list the effects as
'Explosive evacuation of the bowels'.

Always wanted to find those and try them out on some unsuspecting asshole.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)

48 The stars at night, are big and bright,...!

I love you in the morning
I love you late at night
I love you in the evening
When the moon is shining bri-ight Oh

Skinnamarinky dinky dink

Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (s8j++)

49 Funny thing about mushrooms.

I place more faith in those who cultivate and market mushrooms than I do with any other food.

Second is the sushi chef at our local restaurant.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (0aYVJ)

50 Well, you could come by boat, up the Inside Passage, across the Gulf of Alaska, around the south end of the Kenai Peninsula, past Anchorage but not far into Knik Arm. We're on the left that way, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK

No way. You can't get there from here.

Posted by: U.S. Americans Have No Maps at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)

51 15
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



That's because it's smarmy, leftist, and something an anti-religious hate bigot would say. Apparently, only black people are allowed to use it, according to the speech fascists. Almost makes me want to use it for everything (REST IN POWER, KITTUH!! REST IN POWER, GUM DROPS!!), except I hate it too!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (6PUpl)

52 Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

I'm thinking the family is pretty glad the tranny took the dirt nap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (A28Ag)

53 A Mr. Caractacus Potts in England could help the US Navy build planes that float or fly, depending upon the immediate need.

However, the modified planes would be prone to making unusual sounds.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (Aqu9a)

54 Wth?

I just want to thank everyone for sharing stories yesterday about inheritances and how people go insane.

It helped.

Thank you all!

Stateless

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:21 PM (jvJvP)

55 The Jehle Saphier: When I first looked at it, I was immediately reminded of the red Swingline stapler in "Office Space."

And whatever happened to that blonde waitress chick? She was kind of hot.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 10:21 PM (RWJYA)

56 It's comforting to think that while the tranny's mortal remains will soon moulder into dust, his bolt-on hooters will survive to see the next millenium.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:21 PM (dDmld)

57
Watching TOR-FLA in OT and a newsreel of a Rangers-Canadiens game from the 30s, which looks like beer-league play.

So, we're you to take hockey (or baseball) players from 100 years ago and give them modern equipment and playing venues and take modern players back 100 years and give them what was available back then, who adapts quicker?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:22 PM (QnmlO)

58 The Jehle Saphier looks like it was built from Legos in some designer's manic phase.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:10 PM (QnmlO)

It looks like a lame attempt to build a GT on a VW platform.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:22 PM (A28Ag)

59 I have a comprehensive guide to mushrooms somewhere amongst my books. I think the "amanitas" family has such gems as the "death cap" and the "death angel" mushrooms. Most of them will leave you begging to be shot long before you expire naturally.

Posted by: PabloD at May 09, 2025 10:22 PM (cQ2n9)

60 It is completely Constitutionally legal to suspend habeus corpus specifically to illegal alien invaders.

Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (IDphi)

61 You really should stop by. I think I made enough for an army.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Only if you'll stop by the PNW MoMe tomorrow.
I believe I have enough seafood for about 20 folks, I think like ten are showing!

Posted by: Some Rat at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (TfUTr)

62 51 15
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seven

I have an aversion to "It is what it is."

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (jvJvP)

63
The Milton video is the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time.

I cried then showed it to my Husband and he cried.

He said it is beautiful.

Posted by: four seasons at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (3ek7K)

64 I thought by getting here right at 9:00 CST, that I might be first. Especially since the time stamp says 10:00 pm (EST).

But, nooooo - apparently some Hordelings were able to use Ace's Time Machine™ (which he totally doesn't have, swearsies, youze guyz) to comment at 9:58 pm this evening.

I demand a recount.

Or something.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (SRRAx)

65 The trans defender was proven objectively stupid by not seeing the trap immediately. A trap any person with an IQ above 90 would see a million miles away.
Posted by: polynikes
+++
I don't consider myself stupid. But Admiral Ackbar has gotten me more than once.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 09, 2025 10:24 PM (Lo97M)

66 I have a comprehensive guide to mushrooms somewhere amongst my books. I think the "amanitas" family has such gems as the "death cap" and the "death angel" mushrooms. Most of them will leave you begging to be shot long before you expire naturally.

Given that even if you're correct, the prize is a mushroom, it's not worth it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2025 10:24 PM (s8j++)

67
It's comforting to think that while the tranny's mortal remains will soon moulder into dust, his bolt-on hooters will survive to see the next millenium.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:21 PM (dDmld)

_________

In 1000 years they'll be dug up and they'll immediately know if it's a man or woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:25 PM (QnmlO)

68 With all this mushroom talk, I believe there is a fungus among us.





What? It had to be said!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:25 PM (Aqu9a)

69 I haven't been in a nunnery all my life. I've heard Speaking truth to power, and leaning in. Although if something was described as speaking truth to power it was not. Leaning in, makes me think of leaning in to push a heavy cart, was it a corporate buzz phrase for a bit?

Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:26 PM (bP/i4)

70 I have an aversion to "It is what it is."

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (jvJvP)
==
That's what we say whenever a close business associate gets whacked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:26 PM (RIvkX)

71 In one of my courses for "The Great Courses Plus, mushrooms are listed as a SuperFood.

I bought 4 bottles.

Tough week. I'll try them latwr.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:26 PM (jvJvP)

72 The tranny died when he was 32. I’m thinking guessing suicide is not unreasonable.

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:27 PM (VofaG)

73 I'm guessing that "Leaning in" is NOT the same as "Put your backs into it".

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:27 PM (Aqu9a)

74 Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

It only makes sense if your body is thrown into the furnace of a power plant, or you've become so radioactive you are a source of nuclear power.

If not, and you want to "Rest in Pwer", ask to be launched into the sun.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 09, 2025 10:28 PM (VNX3d)

75 Employee evaluations:

For a man of his personal hygiene, he doesn't steal as much as you would think he would.

For a Recommendation: If you are thinking of giving this man a berth, make sure it is a wide one.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 10:28 PM (RWJYA)

76 Greetings and good fortune to all members of the Horde.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (CHHv1)

77 If you get to the Tug Bar, you've gone a mile too far.
-
$5, same as in town

Posted by: Methos at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (Dnobf)

78
I think Leaning In had something to do with teaching aspiring girlbosses how to combine the worst features of men and women.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (QnmlO)

79 Great ONT WD, I LOLed

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (9Hese)

80 The tranny died when he was 32. I’m thinking guessing suicide is not unreasonable.
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:27 PM (VofaG)

Got the bolt-ons, got the bottom surgery, got the sads when all the men he'd like to fuck him looked at him like he was a radioactive pile of shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (A28Ag)

81 I'm thinking that I want the following on my headstone:


I DESPISE ALL OF YOU

Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 10:29 PM (IDphi)

82 I picked and ate wild mushrooms once (in Golden Gate Park). They were exactly what I was looking for - psilocybe cyanescens. Quite mild but enjoyable.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:30 PM (KAi1n)

83 A-hem.

INTelligence is knowing every physical fact about the mushroom.

WISdom is know whether or not it will kill you if you eat it.

Posted by: pookysgirl lives in the House of Low Wisdom Scores at May 09, 2025 10:30 PM (Wt5PA)

84 60 It is completely Constitutionally legal to suspend habeus corpus specifically to illegal alien invaders.
Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 10:23 PM (IDphi)

How does the Constitution apply to people whose first act upon entering the country is breaking the law?

How hard is it to enter the country through a PoE, where you show a passport to a CBP official? At which point, if CBP approves your entry, the Constitution and its protections attach (for when you visit a foreign country, you are likewise subject to its laws)?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:30 PM (aTimx)

85 Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

This expression only gets said about people who have contributed nothing to society but misery and drama.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (wgbpW)

86 But just one variety list the effects as
'Explosive evacuation of the bowels'.

Always wanted to find those and try them out on some unsuspecting asshole.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 09, 2025 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)

We could try it on the AINOs in Congress.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (VNX3d)

87 15
Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

No. To me it’s just dumb AF.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (aTimx)

88 That land acknowledgement was next level. She bleated about how they were on the land of some Indian tribe whose name sounded like a bit like the N word, and then said we must also acknowledge the contributions of black Africans. Doesn't that nullify the Indians then?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (NztoB)

89 The doggie adoption video made things very dusty in here. So beautiful.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (5xuJ/)

90 Guide to mushrooms

The Oregon Mycological Society has an annual "Survivors' Banquet".

Posted by: Amy Coney Barrett! at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (xTIDn)

91 Baby Rhen, who is Sharkman Grandson No. 3, and a handsome little Lad, has finally come home from the hospital.

Born 5/6 after my Daughter's typical 40 minute labor, the Boy spent so little time in the birth canal that he wasn't quite caught up with the process when he popped out. Spent 2 days in the NICU, turning blue with lungs not cleared of amniotic fluid yet, and not latching or nursing at all for over 24 hours.

His body finally caught up with the fact that he really had been born, and now he's breathing fine with clear lungs and eating like a tiny horse.

Grandpa babysits him and his two older brothers, Jaxson (4) and Kacey (1.5) on Monday for 3 hours, expecting to spend much of that time keeping the Big Kids from smacking him because he's soaking up attention that properly belongs to them.

I can't wait!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (/RHNq)

92 My headstone would read.

I’ve Been Willowed.

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (VofaG)

93 69 I haven't been in a nunnery all my life. I've heard Speaking truth to power, and leaning in. Although if something was described as speaking truth to power it was not. Leaning in, makes me think of leaning in to push a heavy cart, was it a corporate buzz phrase for a bit?

Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:26 PM (bP/i4)

My mother was actually a Nun in Cleaveland, Ohio for 14 years.
%
Never touched a Bible. They were always cleaning.

Even until last year Mom was talking to Nun friends. Fifty years later. But the nuns were pretty traumatized.

The convent was not the happiest of places.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (jvJvP)

94 The funny thing about Speaking Truth to Power is that Donald Trump does it better and more boldly than anyone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (S+5p3)

95 At what point does the ship's captain get relieved for dropping too many jet planes in the water?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 10:33 PM (AOsQT)

96 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

I have never actually heard that expression, but I agree with your analysis and seeing the age that the person died at, I can't help but wonder if they died by suicide because the fake transgenderism didn't solve their mental health problems. It's sad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:33 PM (DPzJO)

97 91 Baby Rhen, who is Sharkman Grandson No. 3, and a handsome little Lad, has finally come home from the hospital.

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Congrats. G-babies are the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (dDmld)

98 Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.

Nailed it in one.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (/y8xj)

99 50 Well, you could come by boat, up the Inside Passage, across the Gulf of Alaska, around the south end of the Kenai Peninsula, past Anchorage but not far into Knik Arm. We're on the left that way, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK

No way. You can't get there from here.
Posted by: U.S. Americans Have No Maps at May 09, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)

It amazes me even now when I tell some people I drove to AK one year, I am occasionally asked “You can do that?”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (aTimx)

100 How does the Constitution apply to people whose first act upon entering the country is breaking the law?
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I'm still trying to wrap my head around how anyone thinks that an agreement among Americans about how our government is to function and deal with us has any bearing on how it treats foreigners.

Posted by: Methos at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (Dnobf)

101 Does the 13th Amendment apply to illegal aliens? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Simon Legree at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (RWJYA)

102 An organization named after ABRAHAM LINCOLN(!) unironically tweeted this

An amazing number of leftists think Abe was a gay Democrat...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (t0Rmr)

103 Got the bolt-ons, got the bottom surgery, got the sads when all the men he'd like to fuck him looked at him like he was a radioactive pile of shit.

Periodically some tranny posts on X that all of "her" male friends want to fuck "her", now that "she's" transitioned.

Yeah, right.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (xTIDn)

104 My mother sent me something called "Clean Boss", a fruit and veggie wash made with water, citric acid, sodium citrate, salt, decyl glucoside, glycerin, and K sorbate. Anyone heard of it or other washes?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (KAi1n)

105 How does the Constitution apply to people whose first act upon entering the country is breaking the law?

Well, FDR believed it allowed him to order the military to shoot at them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:35 PM (t0Rmr)

106 Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)

No. To me it’s just dumb AF.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (aTimx)

Every time I hear it, I think of the assertion that it's better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven. Seems like it fits a particular mindset, anyway.

Posted by: Methos at May 09, 2025 10:35 PM (Dnobf)

107 I’d like to go piss on that gravestone while shouting “feel the power, buddy!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (S+5p3)

108 Periodically some tranny posts on X that all of "her" male friends want to fuck "her", now that "she's" transitioned.

Yeah, right.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (xTIDn)

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If "she" really wants the guys to line up, tell "her" about prison.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (dDmld)

109 INTelligence is knowing every physical fact about the mushroom.
WISdom is know whether or not it will kill you if you eat it.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Disagree. Both are INT. WIS is understanding it would be better to not FAFO.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (KAi1n)

110 Got the bolt-ons, got the bottom surgery, got the sads when all the men he'd like to fuck him looked at him like he was a radioactive pile of shit.

At the height of trannymania there were trannies arguing that straight guys not wanting to have sex with them...sorry date them...was illegal discrimination.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (t0Rmr)

111
Florida wins it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:36 PM (QnmlO)

112 INT is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit

WIS is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (t0Rmr)

113 The "Canada is Gone" RCMP statement comes across like a comedy skit mocking wokeness. Unfortunately, missing children isn't funny.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (0Htd1)

114 That land acknowledgement was next level. She bleated about how they were on the land of some Indian tribe whose name sounded like a bit like the N word, and then said we must also acknowledge the contributions of black Africans. Doesn't that nullify the Indians then?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 09, 2025 10:31 PM (NztoB)

If you look up "stunned C*nt" in the dictionary, you will find her picture. And the worst thing? The news conference was purportedly about the state of the investigation into the disappearance of two (white) children. And the awesome news they had to reveal? No progress on the case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (A28Ag)

115 Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (/RHNq)


Mazel tov!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

116 The Jehle Saphier sounds like something the Bene Gesserit would use

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 10:38 PM (D7oie)

117 I read up on the tranny tombstone.

The deceased went full tranny a couple of years before killing himself. The father said he was ok with the silly tranny bag being put on the tombstone but said he wasn't near it and didn't have anything to do with it.

So...I'm guessing he didn't pay for the actual tombstone...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:39 PM (t0Rmr)

118 I’d like to go piss on that gravestone while shouting “feel the power, buddy!”
Posted by: Tom Servo

Probably paid extra for that service while above ground.
Don't give it a freebie.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 09, 2025 10:39 PM (TfUTr)

119 I've never actually gone out just drinking with friends and left husband at home, because I don't drink very much.. I have occasionally had dinner with friends and have, had to go out for evening events because of politics or church stuff . Husband didn't whine about on in the internet and I left him plenty to eat at home.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:39 PM (DPzJO)

120 The "Canada is Gone" RCMP statement comes across like a comedy skit mocking wokeness. Unfortunately, missing children isn't funny.

Our elites don't find it funny...but they also don't seem very concerned about finding missing children either do they?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:40 PM (t0Rmr)

121 Theres a short story with the premise that a mushrooming club was working on a field guide and someone feeds a very repugnant member a poisonous mushroom and kills him. It kills the guide and damages the whole 'forage in the woods for mushrooms' cause because they say to the PoPo that even an experienced mushroom hunter could have mistaken the poison mushroom for an edible look alike.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:40 PM (bP/i4)

122 If you look up "stunned C*nt" in the dictionary, you will find her picture. And the worst thing? The news conference was purportedly about the state of the investigation into the disappearance of two (white) children. And the awesome news they had to reveal? No progress on the case.

I watched the new Donut Operator video earlier today where a female cop saw herself in a mirror and started shooting at the mirror. I guess it made her look fat or something. Point being, I see a cop of the non-penile variety my expectations are already rock bottom.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 09, 2025 10:40 PM (NztoB)

123 Does the 13th Amendment apply to illegal aliens? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Simon Legree

Unless as punishment for a crime for which the person was duly convicted, no. The 13th is essentially phrased as "slavery shall not exist". Slavery was a vile, even if somewhat universal concept over the millennia, and those who participated in it here put a curse on this land we are still dealing with.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:40 PM (KAi1n)

124 Actually, habeas corpus does Not apply to illegal alien invaders....

SIGH

I have to curtail my doomscrolling for the night: brain MRI in the morning, Very Very A.M.

Spare a thought or a prayer for me? not least that I can get some sleep tonight. Y'all are the best.

Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)

125 Great ONT, WD. Thanks.

Posted by: scampydog at May 09, 2025 10:42 PM (41CYW)

126 Actually, habeas corpus does Not apply to illegal alien invaders....

Yep. And anyone assisting them in their invasion, including and especially officeholders, are guilty of treason

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:42 PM (t0Rmr)

127 That Jehle Saphier was evidently designed to be refueled in-flight. See the gas port on top of the hood, right in front of the driver?

Posted by: GWB at May 09, 2025 10:42 PM (HnHlg)

128 >My headstone would read
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"I told you I was sick."

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 10:43 PM (AOsQT)

129 Actually, habeas corpus does Not apply to illegal alien invaders....

SIGH

I have to curtail my doomscrolling for the night: brain MRI in the morning, Very Very A.M.

Spare a thought or a prayer for me? not least that I can get some sleep tonight. Y'all are the best.
Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)

Prayers up.

If you're even a little claustrophobic, ask for something to keep you calm. It does make a difference.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 09, 2025 10:44 PM (VNX3d)

130 The irony is that a lot of the illegals are put into de facto slavery by the people bringing them here. Especially the children.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2025 10:44 PM (S+5p3)

131 Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 10:32 PM (/RHNq)


Mazel tov!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

Wait. Is there another new Pope?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2025 10:45 PM (Aqu9a)

132 "Axel Rudakubana, the man serving a life sentence for a triple murder and attempted murder of children in Southport, England, is under investigation for carrying out an attack on a prison officer by throwing boiling water on him."


Because tea time in Old Blighty is inviolable.

Posted by: 13times at May 09, 2025 10:45 PM (cOamX)

133 If you look up "stunned C*nt" in the dictionary, you will find her picture. And the worst thing? The news conference was purportedly about the state of the investigation into the disappearance of two (white) children. And the awesome news they had to reveal? No progress on the case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Devolved a long way since Sgt. Preston of the Yukon.

Posted by: Death Spiral at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (G5+As)

134 I was on a college campus the other day. I noticed that they had the same style standing plaque with the same exact acknowledgement of land belonging to Lenapes that I had seen at a college in PA. They must have ordered it from the same company.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (DPzJO)

135 3h
Texas state House just passed a bill banning political memes with fines & up to 1 year in jail.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (AOsQT)

136 Axel Rudakubana, the man serving a life sentence for a triple murder and attempted murder of children in Southport, England, is under investigation for carrying out an attack on a prison officer by throwing boiling water on him.

Just think of all the diversity Britain would be missing out on if they didn't import millions of immigrants

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:47 PM (t0Rmr)

137 My mother sent me something called "Clean Boss", a fruit and veggie wash made with water, citric acid, sodium citrate, salt, decyl glucoside, glycerin, and K sorbate. Anyone heard of it or other washes?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (KAi1n)
====

As See on TV

She sprays the grapes and the dirt comes right off!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

138
Devolved a long way since Sgt. Preston of the Yukon.
Posted by: Death Spiral at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (G5+As)

_________

Or even Dudley Do-Right.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:47 PM (QnmlO)

139 I was on a college campus the other day. I noticed that they had the same style standing plaque with the same exact acknowledgement of land belonging to Lenapes that I had seen at a college in PA.

And what on earth makes them think the Lenape didn't conquer the land from a preceding tribe?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:48 PM (t0Rmr)

140 Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)

Of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:49 PM (DPzJO)

141 Congrats Sharkman!

We will miss you tomorrow in Yakima.
Give the newest little one a sniff for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 10:49 PM (mT+6a)

142 Devolved a long way since Sgt. Preston of the Yukon.
Posted by: Death Spiral at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (G5+As)

The "Indians" in Nova Scotia are Micmac, who don't resemble other tribes of Indians at all. They look Iberian to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 10:49 PM (A28Ag)

143
The Lenapes were no more than a glorified crew.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:49 PM (QnmlO)

144
20

tonight is Nuevo De Mayo at chez tcn

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So, it's the night of mayonnaise, and there's cheese.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 09, 2025 10:50 PM (GVQFY)

145 Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)

Prayers up Beverly.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 10:51 PM (bP/i4)

146 And what on earth makes them think the Lenape didn't conquer the land from a preceding tribe?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:48 PM (t0Rmr)

EXACTLY why such nonsense is stupid. I challenge these clowns to name a part of the inhabited world that has NOT been conquered by someone else in the past.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:52 PM (aTimx)

147 I was on a college campus the other day. I noticed that they had the same style standing plaque with the same exact acknowledgement of land belonging to Lenapes that I had seen at a college in PA. They must have ordered it from the same company.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (DPzJO)

Ask them to show you the original deed of the Lanape indians. Oh, ask them to show you a map of their towns, roads, and a copy of their written language.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 09, 2025 10:52 PM (5xuJ/)

148 Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:48 PM (t0Rmr)

Of course the tribes did, but the point was to feel very good about their progressive inclusivity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:52 PM (DPzJO)

149 Beverly

Peace be with you. MRIs are scary, but essential diagnostic tools. There is nothing positive you can do by worrying or catastrophizing.

Give your worries to God. He wants you to. And sleep well, sweet lady.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 10:52 PM (mT+6a)

150 38 The trans defender was proven objectively stupid by not seeing the trap immediately. A trap any person with an IQ above 90 would see a million miles away.
Posted by: polynikes


Because, even though they think of themselves as caring individuals, they're actually too self absorbed to realize that there might be other ways of looking at things, than their own.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2025 10:53 PM (0Htd1)

151 The Europeans documented plenty of wars between the tribes once they arrived here. I've noticed that leftist historians pretend this conflict only started once the Europeans showed up though we know that there were pre-existing conflicts even then.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:53 PM (t0Rmr)

152 135 3h
Texas state House just passed a bill banning political memes with fines & up to 1 year in jail.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 10:46 PM (AOsQT)

Authored by the Drinker of the House. Dade Phelan should have his email inbox saturated with memes.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 10:53 PM (aTimx)

153 Spare a thought or a prayer for me? not least that I can get some sleep tonight. Y'all are the best.
Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)

My best wishes for a good outcome..

Posted by: Javems at May 09, 2025 10:54 PM (8I4hW)

154 If I remember my PA history correctly, Algonquian and Iroquoian tribes occupied the territories before the Lenapes. They never had the makings of varsity Indians.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (cYBz/)

155 Lucky Milton

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (dDmld)

156 Congrats. G-babies are the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)



These Boys are maniacs, and every minute I spend with them is the best minute of my life.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (qSBqO)

157 "Oooh, what a lucky man, he was"

Underrated song with a killer twist.

Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (gKDq2)

158 >lean in
Hold accountable.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (gKWVE)

159 And what on earth makes them think the Lenape didn't conquer the land from a preceding tribe?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 10:48 PM (t0Rmr)

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Historians knows the Lenape had to liquidate the Lagniappe to get that land.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:56 PM (dDmld)

160 Videos that keep me from reading ONT comments

Does the Universe SPIN once every 500 billion years?!
Dr Becky
https://youtu.be/ZuHqVqwssYQ

Sometimes I actually get some of what she's talking about. Sometimes. Somewhat.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me yootoob? at May 09, 2025 10:56 PM (b/vRQ)

161
These Boys are maniacs, and every minute I spend with them is the best minute of my life.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (qSBqO)

_______

All the fun, none of the responsibilities.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 10:56 PM (QnmlO)

162 104 My mother sent me something called "Clean Boss", a fruit and veggie wash made with water, citric acid, sodium citrate, salt, decyl glucoside, glycerin, and K sorbate. Anyone heard of it or other washes?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (KAi1n)


I use Fit produce rinse. There's some other stuff (I don't recall the name) that leaves a weird greasy, soapy residue. I like Fit much better.

Posted by: Emmie at May 09, 2025 10:57 PM (Sf2cq)

163 Habeas Corpus is to require that a person charged with a crime to be presented in front of a judge /court of law.

Is the Left saying that being illegal is a criminal act and thus habeas Corpus is required to determine if that charge is accurate?

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 10:57 PM (VofaG)

164 Constitutional update:

Another Judge-King has illegally amended the Constitution.
This time, finding that the Chief Executive can only tinker around the edges staffing the Executive Branch:
Minor staffing level changes only.
That, should the Chief Executive wish to fully run the Executive Branch as he sees fit, he must 1) seek approval from Congress and 2) the plan must be confirmed by a Judge-King.
Further, employee unions, non-profits, state and local governments must also be consulted first.

Naturally, the taxpayer, the voter, the citizen--who expressed their wishes via the election of the President--must be ignored.

Trump, if he does not abide by and respect this illegal Amendment, will foment a Constitutional Crisis.

Not the illegal order of a self-proclaimed Judge-King.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 09, 2025 10:58 PM (sMW+k)

165 And it would be ok if husband wanted to go out for a drink with friends except that he can't drink because of gout and asking friends to go out for a Pepsi doesn't sound like a rousing good time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:00 PM (DPzJO)

166 "Clean Boss", a fruit and veggie wash made with water, citric acid, sodium citrate, salt, decyl glucoside, glycerin, and K sorbate.

Do you eat it or launch a rocket with it?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 11:01 PM (gKWVE)

167 Spare a thought or a prayer for me? not least that I can get some sleep tonight. Y'all are the best.
Posted by: Beverly at May 09, 2025 10:41 PM (Epeb0)

fervent prayers, Beverly. Lord bless.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

168 104 My mother sent me something called "Clean Boss", a fruit and veggie wash made with water, citric acid, sodium citrate, salt, decyl glucoside, glycerin, and K sorbate. Anyone heard of it or other washes?
Posted by: Dark Litigator


Run it by RFK jr. to see if it is safe.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2025 11:02 PM (0Htd1)

169 Congrats Sharkman!

We will miss you tomorrow in Yakima.
Give the newest little one a sniff for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched





Thank you, nurse. Will do.

I'll miss all of you, too. Have fun!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2025 11:02 PM (qSBqO)

170 >>>Do you eat it or launch a rocket with it?
Posted by: gKWVE
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It launches you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 11:03 PM (sB5dv)

171 Phelan (the drunk) isn't Speaker. Burrows is Speaker.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

172 WierdDave is Best Dave.


This is Known.

Posted by: discombbbulated Miklos at May 09, 2025 11:05 PM (t6ibK)

173 Am I the only one who hates the expression "Rest in power"? It sounds smarmy, leftist and just the kind of thing an anti-religious hate bigot would say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I don't even know what that means. It makes no sense

I think the best gravestone epitaph would be
See You Soon

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rT96s)

174 I had to look up the Texas bill. Complaints are it is too vague, but it it meant only to ban AI, or copy pasting the pol's face into a meme for paid political ads. Apparently its in response to an obvious meme in a flyer trying to get voters to vote for the sponsors opponent in a primary.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (bP/i4)

175 Dave's not here!

Oh. Wait. there he is.

Never mind.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:07 PM (0aYVJ)

176 I think the best gravestone epitaph would be
See You Soon
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rT96s)

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Mine will have an Indian land acknowledgment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 11:07 PM (dDmld)

177
96

I have never actually heard that expression, but I agree with your analysis and seeing the age that the person died at, I can't help but wonder if they died by suicide because the fake transgenderism didn't solve their mental health problems. It's sad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 10:33 PM

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It's true. This man had no dick.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann at May 09, 2025 11:07 PM (GVQFY)

178 I actually rather like acknowledgments and pictures and stories about some of African American who worked as cooks or in other roles at the mostly initially white men's campuses because they often say something like "_____ worked here for 6O years and was much appreciated for his work and kindness and show a picture of usually "him" smiling with the students. I don't like it when they say "From the President's House ( President of the University) the following people were sold into chattel slavery. We get it. Slavery was bad but it was the custom of the time. It didn't mean that everybody who had a slave treated them badly

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (rsgLv)

179 I watched the new Donut Operator video earlier today where a female cop saw herself in a mirror and started shooting at the mirror. I guess it made her look fat or something. Point being, I see a cop of the non-penile variety my expectations are already rock bottom.
Posted by: Ian S.


On tv cop shows the female cops outrun the male cops and can throw down a perp like it's nothing. But on the reality cop shows the female cops who try to throw down a perp almost always get tossed around like ragdolls.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (0Htd1)

180
My mother sent me something called "Clean Boss", a fruit and veggie wash made with water, citric acid, sodium citrate, salt, decyl glucoside, glycerin, and K sorbate. Anyone heard of it or other washes?
Posted by: Dark Litigator


I see the ads on TV for it. The blonde lady who advertises it invented it.

https://www.joymangano.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (63Dwl)

181 "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
__________________________

I know someone like this. These are the people who have been to the E/R so many times they know him by his first name.

Posted by: Orson at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (dIske)

182 Beverly, prayers up

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:09 PM (rT96s)

183 Didn't read the comments, wasn't that latest F-18 thing a failure of arresting gear (snapped cable? - used to happen)?

Houthis are zero for 2,000 on F-18s, but we got one! USS Gettysburg - which tried for two, but one evaded.

In any case, given the scale and tempo of operations, my impression is that this operation was very impressive in terms of safety. One loss to friendly fire eff-up, one to landing equipment failure - out of the hundreds/thousands? of sorties, in a combat zone. Not bad at all.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:10 PM (1m82a)

184 My mother sent me something called "Clean Boss", a fruit and veggie wash made with water, citric acid, sodium citrate, salt, decyl glucoside, glycerin, and K sorbate. Anyone heard of it or other washes?
Posted by: Dark Litigator

I see the ads on TV for it. The blonde lady who advertises it invented it.

https://www.joymangano.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 11:08 PM (63Dwl)

The power of pumice compels you!

Posted by: Lava Soap at May 09, 2025 11:12 PM (Aqu9a)

185 Anyone heard of it or other washes?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 09, 2025 10:34 PM (KAi1n


I just visited the Clean Boss website. Seems like a nice product, but there were a couple of things that seem inaccurate to me. First, it says Veggie Wash is tasteless and odorless, but that's the brand I don't use because it leaves an oily, soapy residue that tastes bad. Fit rinses clean. Secondly, they feature a photo of blueberries implying that the natural whiteish bloom is a harmful residue or wax or pesticide when it is actually naturally-occurring and a sign of freshness. The bloom does not need to be washed off.

How am I supposed to have confidence in their claims of quality and efficacy when they make these inaccurate statements?

Posted by: Emmie at May 09, 2025 11:13 PM (Sf2cq)

186 Mine will have an Indian land acknowledgment.
Posted by: Cicero

The best land acknowledgment?
My people kicked your people off this land, now stay out!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:14 PM (rT96s)

187

"An F-18 fighter jet was lost in the Red Sea on Tuesday after tipping off the flight deck of the USS Harry S Truman aircraft carrier, in the second such incident in about a week, two U.S. officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

The officials said the jet failed to come to a proper halt after landing on the carrier. Both members of the crew ejected before the jet plunged into the water and were recovered by a rescue helicopter, one of the officials said."

Previously, one rolled off the hangar deck, taking its tractor with it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:17 PM (RWJYA)

188 Perhaps we should all have our AoS nics on our headstones.

"Here lies John 'Masterbating Pete' Doe."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:18 PM (cYBz/)

189 A good post for commenter participation like we used to have is ‘recommended Tombstone epithaphs for currently alive famous people.’

I do miss the haiku , top ten list, x is so y that… , etc threads.

Now it’s just puns . And puns about puns. A fuck ton of puns. Puns piled on top of puns .

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:18 PM (VofaG)

190 Listening to Iron Maiden. Senjutsu.

Fucking legend.

Buddy and I chipped in to buy their debut album. had to be mailed to the store. The clerk lady glowered, but took our money.

Fist concert I ever saw was Maiden in Phoenix in 1987.

UP THE IRONS!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:18 PM (0aYVJ)

191 First there was gas station sushi.

Now they are warning about gas station heroin.

I've still got my eye on that shriveled, split, leathery hot dog on the roller. No one's claimed it for a couple weeks now.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 09, 2025 11:19 PM (144I4)

192 Videos that keep me from reading ONT comments

Mr Reagan builds a pretty good case, but I'm far from as hopeful as he tries to be
Is the New Pope MAGA? (19:0
https://youtu.be/Bg6Np0vx0h4
And I think I caught him at one instance calling the new pope "Louie the 14th." Heh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Leo Leo oooh baby now we gotta go at May 09, 2025 11:19 PM (b/vRQ)

193 The officials said the jet failed to come to a proper halt after landing on the carrier. Both members of the crew ejected before the jet plunged into the water and were recovered by a rescue helicopter, one of the officials said."

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Both members of the crew may have to fill out some paperwork.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 11:19 PM (dDmld)

194 I thought Sharkman was in St. Augustine.

Was looking to have a beer.

Posted by: Miklos is often Dissapoint at May 09, 2025 11:19 PM (t6ibK)

195 158 >lean in
Hold accountable.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 10:55 PM (gKWVE)

Take ownership

Posted by: Corporate America sucks at May 09, 2025 11:20 PM (TbWk/)

196 I’m pretty bad about thoroughly scrubbing veggies. Mostly I give them a rinse. I will use a little friction with my fingers and water if a root veggie.

Otherwise. If I’m cooking, not much of a worry.

I got my Hep A vaccination a long time ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 11:20 PM (mT+6a)

197 I have concluded that the reason all of the democrats have risked their entire careers to fight for illegals like Kilmar Abrego Garcia is that some of these illegals are deeply involved in the globalist/democrat plan to bring the US to its knees. When they went down to talk to KAG, they were really advising him on what he better not talk about when being questioned.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2025 11:22 PM (wgbpW)

198 Clarifications appreciated, as to political memes and planes going over the side.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 11:22 PM (AOsQT)

199 Nothing will top exposing the ridiculousness of "land acknowledgements" than Norm MacDonald and Jonny Two Feathers.

"The theater stinks of blood."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 09, 2025 11:23 PM (sMW+k)

200 Spudboy right, forgot the one off the side elevator. Still when looked at in raw numbers, the only way it's done, I'd guess the casualty figures are pretty good. 3 aircraft, 0 personnel, for almost two months of daily combat ops.

Of course as judged by idiotic Beltway "journalists", or vast numbers of illiterates who get their "understanding" from novels or TV, this result fails the Perfection Expectation.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:23 PM (1m82a)

201 "I got my Hep A vaccination a long time ago."

I totally read that as "I got Hep A on vacation a long time ago." Glad to know I was mistaken.

Posted by: PabloD at May 09, 2025 11:23 PM (t0MFc)

202
Oooh, what a lucky man, he was

==============

Fuck off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 11:25 PM (U7Gpi)

203 Back in my day, arresting wires were changed every 100 traps. I don't know if that is still the case today.

Glad the crew survived.

Posted by: Archer at May 09, 2025 11:26 PM (IDphi)

204 I went to the local annual run at the park ( I wasn't running, just dropping something off because the Republicans had a booth there . There was a gorgeous policewoman there who looked pretty fit. She also had a police dog with her and he was cute and friendly but I wouldn't have wanted to tangle with a trained police dog and she had a gun. I have never seen any shows about policewomen. Sometimes it's a real advantage not having a TV that gets " normal" stations

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:26 PM (42Vb+)

205 All these quotes are from my last AoS COB review





These are actually about me, not the CoBs.

All these quotes are from my last AoS COB review.

I understood them as the Executive Summary to Ace from the Consultants


Posted by: Miklos, Kinsey and Company at May 09, 2025 11:26 PM (t6ibK)

206 Every time there's an incident like this, Martin-Baker (leading manufacturer of ejection seats) puts up a post saying "X,0XX Lives Saved", referring to their lifetime record of crew surviving crashes using their seats. Sort of like "300 Million Served" at MacDonald's back in the day.

Think the number is 4K+ now.

There was another recent incident where a pilot ejected safely (very late) - of course can't recall where. Some small country/air force. Assume those F-18 seats are "zero-zero", meaning they can be effectively used on the deck, and no forward motion.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:27 PM (1m82a)

207 Fuck off.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Pithy

We like pithy

Posted by: Miklos of few words at May 09, 2025 11:27 PM (t6ibK)

208 I have never seen any shows about policewomen. Sometimes it's a real advantage not having a TV that gets " normal" stations
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:26 PM (42Vb+)


Angie Dickinsen, 'Police Woman', 1974-1978.

Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:28 PM (gKDq2)

209 I watched "Let Me In" which is an odd vampire movie.

Its set in the 80s and they have a speech by Reagan early on. I read the director included it because he wanted to contrast Reagan's ideas of foreign enemies with evil in small town America.

And...[Spoilers] the vampire in the movie does come from outside to ravage the town and she succeeds preciously because the police don't have the tools to stop her. The director actually made a movie that makes Reagan's point.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:29 PM (t0Rmr)

210 Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:28 PM (gKDq2)

I was forgetting that. I didn't watch it regularly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 11:30 PM (42Vb+)

211 Anybody else see the parade in Red Square today?

https://youtu.be/Ukdqxl4srwA

Looked like they had a beautiful Spring day, as opposed to last year.

https://youtu.be/Ukdqxl4srwA

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:30 PM (RWJYA)

212 I have concluded that the reason all of the democrats have risked their entire careers to fight for illegals like Kilmar Abrego Garcia is that some of these illegals are deeply involved in the globalist/democrat plan to bring the US to its knees. When they went down to talk to KAG, they were really advising him on what he better not talk about when being questioned.

The Democrats aren't just allowing the cartels to bring in criminals.

The Democrats are the political wing of the cartels. And the criminals are their foot soldiers.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:30 PM (t0Rmr)

213 And it would be ok if husband wanted to go out for a drink with friends except that he can't drink because of gout and asking friends to go out for a Pepsi doesn't sound like a rousing good time.

Why not? Somebody's gotta drive.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 09, 2025 11:31 PM (/y8xj)

214 > 9 What the F-18s really need is a big steel retrieval loop welded to the top of the fuselage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 10:01 PM (dDmld)

Big fishing magnet, powered straight from the reactors.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:31 PM (W5ArC)

215 I think the best gravestone epitaph would be
See You Soon
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rT96s)
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Spike Milligan stipulated that his epitaph should read, "I told you I was ill.". They inscribed that, but in Irish.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:31 PM (hB3+Q)

216 Anybody else see the parade in Red Square today?

https://youtu.be/Ukdqxl4srwA


Heh, I immediately recognized the Command and Conquer music...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:31 PM (t0Rmr)

217
I have never seen any shows about policewomen. Sometimes it's a real advantage not having a TV that gets " normal" stations
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


You never saw Police Woman?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071034

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (63Dwl)

218 Angie Dickinsen, 'Police Woman', 1974-1978.
Posted by: RickZ

What was the show with Rock Hudson, and his purported wife drove a cool 30's MG convertible in San Fran?

Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)

219 Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:29 PM (t0Rmr)

It was a remake of the Swedish movie Let the Right One In.

Any attempt by the director in Let Me In to make a political statement went over my head.

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:33 PM (VofaG)

220 What was the show with Rock Hudson, and his purported wife drove a cool 30's MG convertible in San Fran?
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)

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Roots?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 11:34 PM (dDmld)

221 I think the best gravestone epitaph would be
See You Soon
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rT96s)
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Spike Milligan stipulated that his epitaph should read, "I told you I was ill.". They inscribed that, but in Irish.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

"I'd rather be in Philadelphia"

Posted by: Epitaph of W. C. Miklos-Fields at May 09, 2025 11:34 PM (t6ibK)

222 What was the show with Rock Hudson, and his purported wife drove a cool 30's MG convertible in San Fran?
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory

McMillian and Wife

Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (cYBz/)

223 188 Perhaps we should all have our AoS nics on our headstones.

"Here lies John 'Masterbating Pete' Doe."
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:18 PM (cYBz/)

Miklos's stone would dwarf the Washington Monument...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (zTf8W)

224 Pakistan has convened its National Command Authority, which (according to the reports) is responsible for Paki nuclear weapons programs and related matters. I don't know if that group has other duties and authorities - seems likely - and a meeting under these conditions is utterly unsurprising if that is the case.

Memory not helping but I think we helped the Paks with their PALs (think complex safeties, for nukes). But can't they come up with their own bureaucratic terminology? National Command Authority (NCA) is what we have long used to describe national military command elements (civilians).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (1m82a)

225 I enjoy asking people who have "occupying Fugawi land" in their sigs how much rent they're paying to the Fugawi.

Oh, none?

So you're basically "acknowledging" that you're a deadbeat tenant?

Okay. Carry on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (W5ArC)

226 What was the show with Rock Hudson, and his purported wife drove a cool 30's MG convertible in San Fran?
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)

McMillan and Wife?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (A28Ag)

227 Does the Universe SPIN once every 500 billion years?!

Spin relative to what?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 09, 2025 11:35 PM (/y8xj)

228 Drive to Alaska.

Yes you can. My brother asked me about it one time. He had been to every state except Alaska. He thought the only way to get there was to fly or by.ship. I showed him on a map how he could drive there through Canada to a town across the border named Hyder, Alaska. Well, he went, took his family and they took lots of pictures of themselves in Alaska. He said it was one of the best trips they ever took.

Posted by: Case at May 09, 2025 11:36 PM (OrSPY)

229 Roots?
Posted by: Cicero

Something about Commissioner

Posted by: Young Miklos was young at the time at May 09, 2025 11:36 PM (t6ibK)

230 > Angie Dickinsen, 'Police Woman', 1974-1978.
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:28 PM (gKDq2)

Cagney and Lacey was another.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:37 PM (W5ArC)

231 There was a gorgeous policewoman there who looked pretty fit. She also had a police dog with her and he was cute and friendly but I wouldn't have wanted to tangle with a trained police dog and she had a gun. I have never seen any shows about policewomen. Sometimes it's a real advantage not having a TV that gets " normal" stations

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I was at the gun range a few years ago and there was a female officer who was just leaving and she was an absolute dime. I was thinking damn arrest me now, be rough, just not hospital rough. I just smiled at her and minded by business. She knew she was hot.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2025 11:37 PM (wgbpW)

232 Does the Universe SPIN once every 500 billion years?!

Spin relative to what?
Posted by: Oddbob

The Earth
-- Aristotle and Ptolemy

Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:37 PM (cYBz/)

233 Roots?
Posted by: Cicero


Slap my hand, White man

Posted by: Miklos Kunta Kinte, lying like Alex Nikki-Haley at May 09, 2025 11:38 PM (t6ibK)

234 I showed him on a map how he could drive there through Canada to a town across the border named Hyder, Alaska. Well, he went, took his family and they took lots of pictures of themselves in Alaska. He said it was one of the best trips they ever took.
Posted by: Case at May 09, 2025 11:36 PM (OrSPY)

I don't think you can get from Hyder to any other part of Alaska by road. Usual route is by way of the AlCan highway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:38 PM (A28Ag)

235 McMillan and Wife?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

BINGO!

Posted by: Bingos to Pongo at May 09, 2025 11:39 PM (t6ibK)

236 "I'd rather be in Philadelphia"
Posted by: Epitaph of W. C. Miklos-Fields at May 09, 2025 11:34 PM (t6ibK)


"All things considered . . . I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

Not a great tourism ad for Philly.

Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:40 PM (gKDq2)

237 > showed him on a map how he could drive there through Canada to a town across the border named Hyder, Alaska.

Hell, you can drive all the way to the Arctic Ocean on the Dalton Highway (aka the North Slope Haul Road).

Best have plenty of spare everything and supplies if you're headed up that road, though. What Alaska calls a "highway" often bears little resemblance to what a highway would be in the Lower 48. It's essentially all gravel.

The fam came up in the early '80s, back when the Alaska Highway was still a thousand mile gravel road. That was a fun trip.

Nowadays the Alcan is all paved.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:40 PM (W5ArC)

238 As always I watched the first part of the parade (up til Putin's speech and the national anthem, a bit more). Not the entire thing. Russian TV covers similar events in many other cities stretched across all those time zones, I caught part of those. They're all similar, but some of the others have cool vehicles (esp. jeeps, Studebaker trucks) and other things that the Moscow main event doesn't always have.

Putin's speech had annoying background chatter which was Xi's translator, and I think Abbas' as well. Gotta fix that next year. Also, the public address narration of events included constant references to the SVO (special military operation = festivities in Ukraine), many more than previous years as I recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:40 PM (1m82a)

239 Hummm. Here is today's parade. Cut and paste failure on my part.

https://www.youtube.com/live/JWjmhcHICSo

That Russian "ooo-rah" war cry will raise your hackles for sure.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:41 PM (RWJYA)

240

Yemen's Houthis (Ansarallah) have fired another ballistic missile directly on Israel - and this time it was reportedly intercepted.

Friday's inbound missile was intercepted not by a US-supplied system, but by Israel’s Arrow long-range air defense system.

Israeli media is currently highlighting the failure of the American THAAD system, which missed the intercept.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 11:42 PM (63Dwl)

241 >> McMillan and Wife?

Rock Hudson and Susan Saint James had probably the best on-screen chemistry of any TV couple.

I always wondered, when she was kissing him on screen, if she knew what the mouth of his had been doing the night before.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)

242 Cagney and Lacey was a show about police women.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (2h2Wy)

243 220 What was the show with Rock Hudson, and his purported wife drove a cool 30's MG convertible in San Fran?
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)

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Roots?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 09, 2025 11:34 PM (dDmld)

----

That gave me a chuckle

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (wgbpW)

244 Does the Universe SPIN once every 500 billion years?!

Spin relative to what?
Posted by: Oddbob

The Earth
-- Aristotle and Ptolemy
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2025 11:37 PM (cYBz/)

Recent microwave mapping of the universe arguably points to the earth being the center of the universe.

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (VofaG)

245 > I don't think you can get from Hyder to any other part of Alaska by road. Usual route is by way of the AlCan highway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:38 PM (A28Ag)

That's right, you can't.

I think the ferry used to stop there but it doesn't any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (W5ArC)

246 It was different having the civilian MinDef instead of Shoigu doing the salutations to all the assembled military units. Stiff guy in a suit just doesn't look the same.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:44 PM (1m82a)

247 McMillan and Wife

In the Burning Times, such will be the Words of Recognition. Also Barney Fife's girlfriends.

No hesitation if challenged.

Anything Matlock are enemies

Use bayonet

Posted by: Sgt. Miklos Hulka at May 09, 2025 11:44 PM (t6ibK)

248 It was a remake of the Swedish movie Let the Right One In.

Any attempt by the director in Let Me In to make a political statement went over my head.


It was a more subtle thing, not "Reagan = Bad" but he was attempting to argue the idea of foreign enemies was too simplistic. But...vampire from out of town qualifies as foreign you know...

I saw that in the original Swedish movie the female vampire was actually supposed to be a gelded boy that everyone just assumes is a girl but was played by an actress. I can't imagine how that would be handle now with all the tranny stuff.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:44 PM (t0Rmr)

249 Is it me, or is Putin looking more and more like a naked mole rat as he ages?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:45 PM (hB3+Q)

250 And I would love to take the AlCan. Sounds like an adventure.

But I would not dare do it alone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 11:45 PM (2h2Wy)

251 > I always wondered, when she was kissing him on screen, if she knew what the mouth of his had been doing the night before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)

A waste on a guy who didn't even enjoy it.

She was a real honey.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:45 PM (W5ArC)

252 Susan St James

https://tinyurl.com/mvnje2cc

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 11:45 PM (AOsQT)

253 If the russkis really want to jazz up the event, which already is currently unmatched military ceremonial spectacle, they should have the defense minister and chief of ground forces ride white horses, like Zhukov and Rokossovsky at the original parade in 1945. Sadly don't think there's much cavalry left in the picture, and the brass wouldn't know how to ride.

There were mounted honor guards at the Kremlin gate where the visiting foreign VIPs entered.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:46 PM (1m82a)

254 Recent microwave mapping of the universe arguably points to the earth being the center of the universe.
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (VofaG)


Pshaw!

Posted by: Meghan Markle - The Real Center of the Universe at May 09, 2025 11:47 PM (gKDq2)

255 Recent microwave mapping of the universe arguably points to the earth being the center of the universe.
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (VofaG)

The earth is very near the center of the universe. The giant turtle which carries the earth upon his back would need something to stand on, right?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:47 PM (RWJYA)

256 Susan St. James

Jill St. John

A couple of saints who could make me feel very earthy indeed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (hB3+Q)

257 Recent microwave mapping of the universe arguably points to the earth being the center of the universe.
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (VofaG)


If the universe is infinite, then every point within it is the center.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (D7oie)

258 Susan Saint James was so friggin' beautiful. Even 10-year-old me knew that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (0aYVJ)

259 A good post for commenter participation like we used to have is ‘recommended Tombstone epithaphs for currently alive famous people.’

Posted by: polynikes


Here lies Joe Biden
Lying to the end
Did he tell the truth about his underwear?
Depends

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (144I4)

260 Sadly don't think there's much cavalry left in the picture, and the brass wouldn't know how to ride.

There were mounted honor guards at the Kremlin gate where the visiting foreign VIPs entered.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2025 11:46 PM (1m82a)

Putin, mounted on a giant bear, would be very cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (A28Ag)

261 Putin, mounted on a giant bear, would be very cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2025 11:48 PM (A28Ag)
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War bear cavalry of Kislev FTW!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:50 PM (hB3+Q)

262
And Nancy Walker, Rhoda's mother, played their housekeeper, who had good chemistry, well anti-chemistry you might say with Rock's McMillian character.

Sort of a lovable annoyance. She'd piss him off, but yet, he adored her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2025 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

263 BREAKING
Trump says A man a plan Pamama

And the big , beautiful AlCan Highway

That much I can tell you

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at May 09, 2025 11:52 PM (t6ibK)

264 242 Cagney and Lacey was a show about police women.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 11:43 PM (2h2Wy)

Friend of mine worked on that show. Says Tyne Daley was a peach. The other one, not so much..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 09, 2025 11:53 PM (zTf8W)

265 And Nancy Walker, Rhoda's mother, played their housekeeper, who had good chemistry, well anti-chemistry you might say with Rock's McMillian character.

Sort of a lovable annoyance. She'd piss him off, but yet, he adored her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2025 11:51 PM (w6EFb)


Rosie the Robot and George.

No, not that way! Get yer minds outta the gutter.

Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (gKDq2)

266 War bear cavalry of Kislev FTW!!

Would that make Joe Biden Archaon?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (t0Rmr)

267 Emil Sitka's tombstone reads:"Hold hands, you lovebirds".

Posted by: Fourth Stooge at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (G5+As)

268 When they went down to talk to KAG, they were really advising him on what he better not talk about when being questioned.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (sB5dv)

269 Would that make Joe Biden Archaon?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 11:54 PM (t0Rmr)
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I've battled Archaon. Joe's more of a squig herd.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 11:55 PM (hB3+Q)

270 (Takes a giant toke)

"So, if Trump is riding on a T-Rex, and he got in a fight with Putin riding shirtless on a giant bear, which one would win?"

(Wanders off to look for the Doritos.)

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 09, 2025 11:55 PM (RWJYA)

271 So someone hits me and *my* insurance goes up? What the hell is wrong with this country? My ancestors conquered this continent and hewed the greatest nation on Earth from its rocky bosom, all to escape bullshit like this.

Revolutions have been started for less.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 11:56 PM (l3YAf)

272 Sort of a lovable annoyance. She'd piss him off, but yet, he adored her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

So


One learns so much here

Posted by: Miklos aspires to be a Loveable Annoyance, or maybe Aunt Bea (nah) at May 09, 2025 11:56 PM (t6ibK)

273 George Jefferson and Florence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:56 PM (W5ArC)

274 Emil Sitka's tombstone reads:"Hold hands, you lovebirds".
Posted by: Fourth Stooge

Beautiful

Posted by: Cross-eyed Miklos at May 09, 2025 11:57 PM (t6ibK)

275 Stephanie Powers "Hart To Hart"

lotta cool shows back then

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at May 09, 2025 11:58 PM (AOsQT)

276 Videos that keep me from reading ONT comments

BONUS Zeducation | TNTL 211 (13:37)
https://youtu.be/0UTL_F6rH3U
Could be half as long if they cut out the Zed parts. 😁

Saving Casual Geographic, History Guy, and Rick Beato for tomorrow. But there's this other series we've been binge-watching…

https://youtu.be/KeKGPhcSPHk

G'nite, y'all. Tomorrow morning comes fast.

Posted by: mindful webworker - feel a whole lot better when I'm gone? at May 09, 2025 11:58 PM (b/vRQ)

277 273 George Jefferson and Florence.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 09, 2025 11:56 PM (W5ArC)

Benson and the rest of the cast...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 09, 2025 11:58 PM (zTf8W)

278 It was a remake of the Swedish movie Let the Right One

--

It was originally a really creepy book, like old-school Stephen King when he could still write

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 10, 2025 12:00 AM (rT96s)

279 The running of the bears alongside free vodka day in Moscow would be lit.

Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2025 12:00 AM (cOamX)

280 George Jefferson and Florence.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Weezy held the purse strings.

Lil' sis and I used to dance in front of the TV to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OnRQ4P0VY

Posted by: Movin' on up Miklos at May 10, 2025 12:00 AM (t6ibK)

281 Honey West with Anne Francis came before Policewoman, but Honey West was a private investigator, not police.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 10, 2025 12:01 AM (zS4/f)

282 Castle

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2025 12:02 AM (VofaG)

283
The CMB background supports a preferred direction in the universe, not that we're at the center. IOW, breaking isotropy, that all directions look the same.

They call this the Axis of Evil, and argue about it, is it a real effect, or just some sort of local effect skewing the results.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 12:03 AM (w6EFb)

284 The running of the bears alongside free vodka day in Moscow would be lit.
Posted by: 13times

Now is about when the Moscow packed snow melts, and they recover the many winter "gone missings".

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich, Ancient Slavonaut Theorist at May 10, 2025 12:04 AM (t6ibK)

285 Castle

Posted by: polynikes

Rook

Posted by: Miklos "Judit" Polgar at May 10, 2025 12:05 AM (t6ibK)

286 Does the Universe SPIN once every 500 billion years?!

I honestly say this, constantly, to the engineers I work with.

We're at the point, regarding everything not Earth, where we have a spy-glass and are using it on the beach. While we build sailing ships.

We're not at the apex of understanding. You, I, and everyone else are just at this point.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (O3vFu)

287 >>> Clinton Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump’s Reorganization Plans For 20 Federal Agencies

I am curious where authority of mere district judges to micro-mange El Presidente comes from. Sure isn't in the Constitution aaaaand I don't see it in the Legislature's powers for them to delegate to literally thousands of lowest tier judges.

This edict goes even further - blocking dozens of actions or more that have almost nothing to do with pretty much anything.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (/lPRQ)

288 The running of the bears alongside free vodka day in Moscow would be lit.
Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2025 12:00 AM (cOamX)


I don't know. That's be a tough race to bet on. Bears or drunk Russians?

I also guess we'd get an answer to either question of how many men does it take to kill a bear by hand or, how many men can a bear kill before he gets bored?

Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (gKDq2)

289 Barbara Anderson and Elizabeth Baur were comely policewoman in Robert T. Ironside's employ.

Posted by: 1967-75 at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (G5+As)

290 "In the Burning Times, such will be the Words of Recognition. Also Barney Fife's girlfriends."

I told my husband that our next dogs were going to be two female Golden Retrievers whose AKC registered names would be Skippy and Daphne, The Fun Girls From Mt. Pilot.

Posted by: moki at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM (wLjpr)

291 Castle

Posted by: polynikes
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Rook
Posted by: Miklos "Judit" Polgar at May 10, 2025 12:05 AM (t6ibK)


Pawn.

Posted by: Mongo at May 10, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)

292 Castle

Posted by: polynikes
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Rook
Posted by: Miklos "Judit" Polgar at May 10, 2025 12:05 AM (t6ibK)

Pawn.
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Queen! What do I win?
Posted by: Mongo at May 10, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2025 12:08 AM (hB3+Q)

293 Sorry,

I can't keep up with you people.

Posted by: Mikleuse, hors de repartee at May 10, 2025 12:09 AM (t6ibK)

294 Queen! What do I win?
Posted by: Mongo at May 10, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird

A lovely Parting Gift.

Posted by: the Lovely Carol Merrill at May 10, 2025 12:11 AM (t6ibK)

295 Clinton Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump’s Reorganization Plans For 20 Federal Agencies.

At some point, Trump is going to have to say "No".

I don't think the short fingered Orange vulgarian has it in him.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:11 AM (O3vFu)

296 Benson, played by Robert Guillaume, was the butler in the comedy "Soap". Every time the doorbell rang he'd look to whomever was in the with him and ask, "You want me to get that?"

His character became so popular that they spun off a show that had a pretty run of its own..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 10, 2025 12:15 AM (zTf8W)

297 Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson

You, raimondo, and Joe should get a room.

Jacuzzi, probably.

Posted by: streng geheim at May 10, 2025 12:16 AM (t6ibK)

298 Clinton Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump’s Reorganization Plans For 20 Federal Agencies.
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At some point, Trump is going to have to say "No".

I don't think the short fingered Orange vulgarian has it in him.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:11 AM (O3vFu)


I tend to agree with you. Trump really doesn't want a war with the Courts (but the courts seem to want a war with him). Should he have the stones to defy such a ridiculous judicial decree, I would hope he would book prime-time tv minutes to speak about why he is doing what he is doing. Have the Constitution explained, with large imaqes of text as needed. Have the whole thing laid out. Throw the gauntlet down at Roberts' feet.

When the courts micromanage our government, there can never be any "We the People."

Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 12:17 AM (gKDq2)

299 Bears or drunk Russians?

Worked with many a Russian. Them and the Chinese that get out of China are my favorite people.

We've emptied many a bottle trying to figure out why our governments want us to fight.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:18 AM (O3vFu)

300 300

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2025 12:19 AM (hB3+Q)

301 @287

>>This edict goes even further - blocking dozens of actions or more that have almost nothing to do with pretty much anything.


Doesn't there at least have to be a suite brought in order for the judge to act?

Looks like the judge just said, nope, not so fast slick.

At the end of the day, it's the judiciary that is causing a constitutional crisis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2025 12:19 AM (XV/Pl)

302 You, raimondo, and Joe should get a room.

That's ironic, in the dumb way. Just because I don't ride purely with your brand doesn't mean I'm against your brand.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:20 AM (O3vFu)

303 Night, all.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2025 12:22 AM (hB3+Q)

304
What was the show with Rock Hudson, and his purported wife drove a cool 30's MG convertible in San Fran?
Posted by: Miklos admits declining TV show memory at May 09, 2025 11:32 PM (t6ibK)

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"The Adventures of Fudge Johnson."

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann at May 10, 2025 12:24 AM (GVQFY)

305 I tend to agree with you. Trump really doesn't want a war with the Courts (but the courts seem to want a war with him).

He's a Boomer from NYC. He's used to getting his way, in the courts. Even though he got shot at ... which absolutely changed him ... his not a man that's ever had a knife pulled on him. He's never been in public and threatened.

He shows us not how great he is, but how easy it is to change shit if you only try. Even Trump can do it.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:24 AM (O3vFu)

306 I haven't got into the weeds, but would not be surprisedif the latest random district judges decree also blocks Trump EO eliminating the stupid 'water saving' regs that make every appliance suck.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2025 12:28 AM (/lPRQ)

307 I tend to agree with you. Trump really doesn't want a war with the Courts (but the courts seem to want a war with him). Should he have the stones to defy such a ridiculous judicial decree, I would hope he would book prime-time tv minutes to speak about why he is doing what he is doing. Have the Constitution explained, with large imaqes of text as needed. Have the whole thing laid out. Throw the gauntlet down at Roberts' feet.

When the courts micromanage our government, there can never be any "We the People."

Posted by: RickZ

Roberts is the one forcing the Constitutional crisis. Roberts has now publicly repudiated Trump at least twice. It was Roberts who put the corrupt Judge Boasberg on the FISA court, and Boasberg happily overlooked the FBI's criminal actions in falsifying evidence against Trump administration officials.

It is also John Roberts who felt it necessary to fly all the way to the Czech Republic and spend a week in a secure diplomatic compound privately discussing "legal strategy" with the Trump-hating Lawfare architect Norm Eisen.

What were Roberts and Eisen discussing, and why did they need such secrecy? Was this an illegal ex parte communication?

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:30 AM (X+xvk)

308 Sorry, Felson, you lost me with # 305. Trump is more than willing to take on the courts. Hell, he made a campaign ad with his Atlanta mugshot. Gimme a break.

Trump is doing what he is Consitutionally allowed to do as The Executive. The Courts are getting way out of their 'balls and strikes' co-equal branch of government lane. Roberts knows this but he is a coward, and that was proven with 404Care's 'it's a TAX!' wimpout. Therein lies the 'Constitutional crisis', a very weak and/or compromised Chief Justice Roberts.

Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2025 12:34 AM (gKDq2)

309 Worked with many a Russian. Them and the Chinese that get out of China are my favorite people.

We've emptied many a bottle trying to figure out why our governments want us to fight.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:18 AM (O3vFu)

I prefer Russians. They’re sharp, logical, funny.

Chinese bore me. They’ve learned too much of our DEI bullshit speak. “From my perspective, as minority engineer…”

I have no desire to fight either, though. Just get the hell out my country and let’s chat over Slack if we need to. Let’s all try make our own spheres of influence good places to live and stop being so intertwined.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:34 AM (l3YAf)

310
What direction is this possible Axis of Evil in the universe? Get your start chart and look at constellation dubbed Coma Berenices (Bernice's hair, I call it). There's a star there, which is, among other names is called Polaris Galactus Borealis, which is Latin for Pole, Galaxy, North.

That's the direction of the Milky Way's north pole, perpendicular to the galactic plane. And that's where the possible axis of Evil is, meaning the Milky Way's disc spin axis is aligned with it.

Now, some large survey of galactic spin axes seems to indicate a non-random distribution aligned with that direction. They've wondered if that's some artifact, some error in measurement, but it seems to persist.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 12:36 AM (w6EFb)

311
289 Barbara Anderson and Elizabeth Baur were comely policewoman in Robert T. Ironside's employ.
Posted by: 1967-75 at May 10, 2025 12:06 AM

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"Fudgewagon."

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann at May 10, 2025 12:36 AM (GVQFY)

312 Sorry, Felson, you lost me with # 305. Trump is more than willing to take on the courts. Hell, he made a campaign ad with his Atlanta mugshot. Gimme a break.

Nope. When you constantly run to the courts with a request for relief ? That's all you need to know.

It's like the fucks that constantly ask "would Andrew Branca approve". Gents, if you're worried about what Andrew Branca thinks ? Put the gun down. Better yet, get it out of the house.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:36 AM (O3vFu)

313 What were Roberts and Eisen discussing, and why did they need such secrecy? Was this an illegal ex parte communication?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:30 AM (X+xvk)

They’re crooks, man. There’s no other explanation.

You think there’s a coincidence to the most powerful man in America having a cozy relationship with Trump’s biggest lawfare for?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:38 AM (l3YAf)

314 What were Roberts and Eisen discussing, and why did they need such secrecy? Was this an illegal ex parte communication?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:30 AM (X+xvk)

Great questions that should be asked by multiple news outlets camped out on Roberts' front lawn. We treat the Judiciary like some exalted priesthood instead of a coequal branch of government, and it's well past time for that to end.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 10, 2025 12:39 AM (zTf8W)

315 I feel great sympathy for both the Russian and Chinese peoples. The suffering they have both endured is almost unspeakable.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:39 AM (X+xvk)

316 People who think their opinions are objective facts are assholes.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2025 12:40 AM (VofaG)

317 Hey Horde, how are you all this evening?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 12:41 AM (0nHVk)

318 Hey Horde, how are you all this evening?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 12:41 AM (0nHVk)

Well, I am OK. Got some good shit done today. Now I am tired, and need to go to bed. Early day tomorrow, too. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2025 12:42 AM (t1XLA)

319 I feel great sympathy for both the Russian and Chinese peoples. The suffering they have both endured is almost unspeakable.

Chinese from China are awful to deal with. Right up there with scolds from New Jersey.

Chinese out of China are pretty fun. They like to screw, gamble, and drink.

Now, Russians ? They're the Rednecks from the arctic. Like them quite a bit. OK - here's problem. Lets work twelve, kick its ass, and then drink.

That's the Russian way. Like those boys.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:43 AM (O3vFu)

320 I can't wait!
Posted by: Sharkman

*fist bump*

Grandpa..ing, best job in the world.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 10, 2025 12:43 AM (Uzn0I)

321 People who think their opinions are objective facts are assholes.

Which is your opinion.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:44 AM (O3vFu)

322 publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Some call it Space Candy

Posted by: Miklos under low clouds at May 10, 2025 12:45 AM (t6ibK)

323 >> Nope. When you constantly run to the courts with a request for relief ? That's all you need to know.

We’re in a fight for our country, man. Will anti-white gay communism win?

Do I think Trump has a master plan where everything is falling into place, just so? Unfortunately, no.

I think Trump’s plan is “Be President on May 10th and FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT” We don’t know how this will play out.

Trump is fighting for us. I’m not going to backbite him. He’s gotten a hell of a lot further than anyone else ever has.

Hopefully when the time is right, things will play out to our advantage. I don’t know. There are a lot of variables.

Civil wars are notoriously messy.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:46 AM (l3YAf)

324 So someone hits me and *my* insurance goes up? What the hell is wrong with this country? ...
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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Dude. When I had finally divorced a-hole XH (who had a DUI, so you know $R22) and called my agent, to get him taken off the policy-- and you know what?

Freaking premium went UP!!! I was p!ssed! WTH, I asked agent? I had ZERO tickets!

"Oh, *now* you're a single woman under blahblah years old."

Bulllshit. I changed companies & got it halved. But then, that was over 29years ago.

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

325 They’re crooks, man. There’s no other explanation.

You think there’s a coincidence to the most powerful man in America having a cozy relationship with Trump’s biggest lawfare for?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

I think the legal collusion goes much deeper. When you take a closer look at John Roberts, you find not just Norm Eisen, but James Boasberg, Mary McCord, Beryl Howell, and on and on and on.

Not one legal centrist or conservative among them. All close Roberts buddies. I wouldn't be surprised if Roberts moved to Connecticut to open a B&B with Cass Sunstein.

Remember the "Journ-O-List?" We have the same degree of collusion going on with our judiciary.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:47 AM (X+xvk)

326 Latest update on Cosmos 482 reentry time "2:37 a.m. ET (0637 GMT) on May 10 +/- 3.28 hours."

SW Oz may get some Cosmos on them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2025 12:48 AM (/lPRQ)

327 Hey Horde, how are you all this evening?
Posted by: Debby Doberman

The usual, Miss?

Posted by: Miklos notes that Mojotos are 3-4-1 for the Ladies at May 10, 2025 12:49 AM (t6ibK)

328 We’re in a fight for our country, man. Will anti-white gay communism win?

So you're shrieking because I said Trump is playing a losing hand ? Or are you shrieking because everything just seems unfair ?

Either way ... don't much care. No judge anywhere is going to change a damn thing, when it all goes pear shaped.

Maybe that's why you're shrieking. Again, don't care.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 12:49 AM (O3vFu)

329 Hi, Debby!

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 12:50 AM (rdVOm)

330 People who think their opinions are objective facts are assholes.

Which is your opinion.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson

Which makes you an asshole

TXT me bae

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard Expert at May 10, 2025 12:51 AM (t6ibK)

331 How to get a wide angle camera perspective looking down - from lets say 300 feet - when asking grok to draw images of a street scene?

Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2025 12:51 AM (cOamX)

332
315 I feel great sympathy for both the Russian and Chinese peoples. The suffering they have both endured is almost unspeakable.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:39 AM (X+xvk)

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Yes.

But working with many mainland Chinese over the years, has made me somewhat less sympathetic to them than I would otherwise be.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann at May 10, 2025 12:51 AM (OA/Kt)

333 Remember the "Journ-O-List?" We have the same degree of collusion going on with our judiciary.
Posted by: Sam Adams

Which gives some insight into why Roberts is so insistent that there are no politics in the judiciary - like all leftist totalitarian scum, projection is all they know, and everything is about politics for them, so nothing is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2025 12:53 AM (/lPRQ)

334 Hi, Debby!
Posted by: JQ

*damn gotta work fast for the VIPs*

Posted by: Genial late Nite Miklos at May 10, 2025 12:53 AM (t6ibK)

335 @314 Great questions that should be asked by multiple news outlets camped out on Roberts' front lawn. We treat the Judiciary like some exalted priesthood instead of a coequal branch of government, and it's well past time for that to end.

Posted by: Joe Kidd

We still labor under the yoke of the KneePad Press, happily on their knees every day, servicing the Democrat Party agenda. They're Monica Lewinsky with microphones.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 12:53 AM (X+xvk)

336 Hey, JQ, how goes the battle?

Milkos, si por favor.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 12:54 AM (0nHVk)

337 *damn gotta work fast for the VIPs*
Posted by: Genial late Nite Miklos
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*muah!*

You're so sweet, Miklos. Pour one for yourself and join us!

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 12:56 AM (rdVOm)

338 >> So you're shrieking because I said Trump is playing a losing hand ? Or are you shrieking because everything just seems unfair ?

I wasn’t shrieking, man. Meds, dude.

Yeah, it may be a losing hand. Oh well. Gotta fight with what we got.

Sure as hell ain’t joining the other side. So this is it.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:57 AM (l3YAf)

339 “I hate newspapermen,” Sherman raged, “They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.”

“I hate newspapermen,” Sherman raged, “They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.”

'If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.'

Posted by: General William Sherman at May 10, 2025 12:57 AM (6PUpl)

340 Debby-- things have plateau'd with hubby. Steady as he goes...the battle is lulled for now.

I'm coming to terms with it all, slowly. Ugh.

Thanks for asking.

How are YOU?

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 12:58 AM (rdVOm)

341 >> things have plateau'd with hubby. Steady as he goes...the battle is lulled for now.

That’s good to hear. I’m sorry this is happening, JQ. I’ve been praying for you. You seem pretty cool.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 12:59 AM (l3YAf)

342 Milkos, si por favor.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

We are call this "mopeds*

(tall shot glass, tequila or rum, Sprite or Mexican Squirt if in Mexico)

*napkin over top, twist and shout*

Now for drink NOW

Posted by: Genial late Nite Miklos, trained by Mayans at May 10, 2025 01:00 AM (t6ibK)

343 nO i'm not yes i am no im not yes i am no im not.......

Posted by: Scoggbot is shrieking at May 10, 2025 01:00 AM (6PUpl)

344 But working with many mainland Chinese over the years, has made me somewhat less sympathetic to them than I would otherwise be.

Why do we have stereotypes ? Because, as a group, people act as a group.

Was talking about this with my wife tonight. You want to know the "super-power" of Americans ? Its not economics. Its not religion.

We are able - at least the best of us - to free think. We can walk into a technical situation and just make it work Doesn't take an advanced degree. We just do it.

Nobody else in the world has that.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 01:00 AM (O3vFu)

345 >> SW Oz may get some Cosmos on them.

Tanned, rested, and ready, Oscar!

Posted by: Lee Majors, feeling like a million bucks or six at May 10, 2025 01:00 AM (w6EFb)

346 Meh ... the Russians have it. They'll just pick up a tool and get to it. Again - I like those fuckers.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 01:02 AM (O3vFu)

347 Thanks, Disinterested FDA Director, that's very kind of you.

Miklos? I'd like to buy the FDA Director a beverage of choice... Please prepare one. Thank you.

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:03 AM (rdVOm)

348 'If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.'

Posted by: General William Sherman

Truth. Whores have far more honor than anyone in our national media.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:05 AM (X+xvk)

349 You're so sweet, Miklos. Pour one for yourself and join us!
Posted by: JQ

Well

This is the first time in my life to be ever called "sweet".

Will not help with my Crabby Old Guy Professional certification.

Posted by: Mikos has a random pitcher of Long Island Ice Tea over here at May 10, 2025 01:06 AM (t6ibK)

350 >> Miklos? I'd like to buy the FDA Director a beverage of choice... Please prepare one. Thank you.
Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:03 AM (rdVOm)

Old Fashioned. Light on the syrup. Bartender’s choice.

Thank you kindly.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 01:07 AM (l3YAf)

351 Miklos? I'd like to buy the FDA Director a beverage of choice... Please prepare one. Thank you.
Posted by: JQ

One Russian Quaalude coming right up

Posted by: Miklos recalls the Drinks of the 80s at May 10, 2025 01:07 AM (t6ibK)

352 Will not help with my Crabby Old Guy Professional certification.
Posted by: Mikos has a random pitcher of Long Island Ice Tea over here
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Oooops! Well now, I wouldn't want to tarnish your hard-earned reputation... We can pretend I never said what I said, LOL!

*holds out empty glass*

But I'd love to sample some o' that LI iced tea, if you please?

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:09 AM (rdVOm)

353 >> We are able - at least the best of us - to free think. We can walk into a technical situation and just make it work Doesn't take an advanced degree. We just do it.

Nobody else in the world has that.

***

Agreed. We’re crazy good at exploring. We can blaze trails like nobody else. Probably that whole frontier thing.

Hopefully we can get back to being a decent nation again.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 01:10 AM (l3YAf)

354 But working with many mainland Chinese over the years, has made me somewhat less sympathetic to them than I would otherwise be.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venckmann

Why?

Genuinely curious.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:10 AM (X+xvk)

355 351 Miklos? I'd like to buy the FDA Director a beverage of choice... Please prepare one. Thank you.
Posted by: JQ

One Russian Quaalude coming right up

Posted by: Miklos recalls the Drinks of the 80s

A "Russian Quaalude." Now that sounds like a surgical-grade drink. Now I'm all thirsty...

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:12 AM (X+xvk)

356 What is in a Russian Quaalude? Any requests for the jukebox?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2025 01:17 AM (0nHVk)

357 Russian Quaalude? Hmmm. Interesting...

Oh, that reminds me: I need to check for Russian Standard watka next trip to likker sto. Never tried it, but would like to do so.

Are they(TM) still all p!ssy about russiarussiarussia imported booze?

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

358 But I'd love to sample some o' that LI iced tea, if you please?
Posted by: JQ

Whole thing been sitting here a while

*adds ice*

This pitcher has your name on it

In lipstick, maybe Debbie did that

Posted by: Miklos guffaws genially like Marine Pilot Ed McMahon at May 10, 2025 01:20 AM (t6ibK)

359 Russian Quaalude sounds like Romulan Ale. Lordy.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 10, 2025 01:20 AM (l3YAf)

360 Nice background music:

youtube.com/watch?v=waxFYn5LNOU

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2025 01:20 AM (rdVOm)

361 Why?

Genuinely curious.


I see you've never dealt with mainland Chinese.

And I'm genuinely serious.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 10, 2025 01:23 AM (O3vFu)

362 Are they(TM) still all p!ssy about russiarussiarussia imported booze?
Posted by: JQ

Stolichnaya has not been made in Russia for long years.

If I can buy, so can Tovarishckina

Posted by: Miklosov who guffaws at May 10, 2025 01:23 AM (t6ibK)

363 360 Nice background music:

youtube.com/watch?v=waxFYn5LNOU

Posted by: JQ

Santana played just last week at Winstar Resort in Oklahoma, I believe.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:25 AM (X+xvk)

364
Look up the "Death Probe" Six Million Dollar man episodes. That was entertainment to my 10 yr old self.

An indestructible Russian Venus probe crashed in the US, and thinks its on Venus. Steve Austin has to stop its rampage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

365 I do not like gift when you mean give: you might be giving someone a white elephant that is a burden to them. “Gift” imposes your perhaps mistaken idea of how wonderful your “gift” is. Just give someone a present, let them decide how much of a gift it really is.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 10, 2025 01:27 AM (85eYc)

366 This is where Young Miklos learnt to mix drinks.

The Russian Quaalude and the B-52 were in Cold War competition.


https://tinyurl.com/yc7f2xub

Posted by: Mikloso who had to make up drinks on the fly at May 10, 2025 01:30 AM (t6ibK)

367 We live in the most exceptional country on the planet due to being governed NOT ruled by the most unique political system in history. Fealty to this system has allowed us to reach the pinnacle on which we stand. A fervent defense of it has kept us there throughout our history, the unbroken success record shows this. Our record of continuing the struggle by our predecessors to ensure the Republic endures has become a major part of our heritage. As long as we continue to defend the Republic we will remain exceptional in the world.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 10, 2025 01:30 AM (hKoQL)

368 I see you've never dealt with mainland Chinese.

And I'm genuinely serious.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson

I have heard they are self-absorbed, greedy, amoral and beyond ruthless. Having a totalitarian government watching your every move and stamping out any trace of belief in the divine probably does a lot to get that result.

I would still like to hear from you. No, I haven't dealt with mainland Chinese. That's why I'm asking.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:30 AM (X+xvk)

369
Oh, last night about this time, I had a spooky anomalous discharge event inside the house...

An electrical discharge event, that is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2025 01:32 AM (w6EFb)

370 "Axel Rudakubana, the man serving a life sentence

I find it oddly interesting that Guns N Roses are that popular wherever people named Rudakubana come from

Posted by: azjaeger at May 10, 2025 01:32 AM (3/XaG)

371
Why?

Genuinely curious.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 10, 2025 01:10 AM

-----

I had the Dr, Venkmann sock on.

I certainly don't claim that they are all like this, just enough recurrence that I am wary. Briefly:

Arrogance
Believe themselves to be a superior life form
Unwillingness to hear something from an American
Tribalism with other Chinese
Clearly believe that China is essentially at war with us and they must remember their duty
Sneakiness

I knew a guy (American) who was in graduate school for anthropology, specialty was China. He quoted an expert in that field; "The arrogance of Chinese intellectuals has to be seen to be believed." He said that was his experience in China, and I'd have to say it has been mine to some extent.

And their business practices -- mein gott.

I've known many who were not like this, were fine, but I've learned to be aware of the possibility.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 10, 2025 01:33 AM (ES1Rb)

372 Susan Saint James was so friggin' beautiful. Even 10-year-old me knew that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 11:48

Useless TV trivia-
Susan Saint James was one of 2 famous actresses from my hometown Rockford, IL. The other was Barbara Hale of Perry Mason fame. And she was the mother of actor William Katt.

Anyone remember his best known role?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 10, 2025 01:35 AM (55Qr6)

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