Insurrectionists Force Their Way Into ICE Detention Facility

Hang 'em high.

Two NJ members of Congress, Bonnie Watson Coleman and Bob Menendez, Jr., as well as the mayor Newark broke into an ICE facility in order to disrupt their operations and obstruct justice.

They're now crying that they were forcibly removed.

Here's how Regime media is reporting the insurrection: See, they forced their way into a law enforcement facility they had no right to be present in to "exercise oversight authority."

Today, following an inspection of the Delaney Hall ICE facility in Newark, New Jersey with Reps. LaMonica McIver and Robert Menendez, Jr., Congresswoman Bonnie Watson Coleman released the following statement:
"At around 1pm today, my colleagues Rep. Lamonica McIver and Rep. Rob Menendez, Jr. and I arrived at the Delaney Hall ICE detention facility in Newark to exercise our oversight authority as Members of Congress.
"Contrary to a press statement put out by DHS we did not "storm" the detention center. The author of that press release was so unfamiliar with the facts on the ground that they didn't even correctly count the number of Representatives present. We were exercising our legal oversight function as we have done at the Elizabeth Detention Center without incident.
"Reopening Delaney Hall won't make us safer and it won't create an immigration system that is fair and secure for all families.
"Private Prison companies like GEO Group create a perverse incentive to increase incarceration to increase corporate profits. It's no accident that GEO Group was the first corporation to max out donations to Trump's Super PAC, to the tune of $500,000 dollars. And they're being rewarded with huge contracts to imprison immigrants like we're seeing here at Delaney.
"New Jerseyans don't want more private prisons just to increase shareholder income at the expense of taxpayers. They want a fair and secure immigration system that reflects our values and respects our Constitution."

That is, of course, not how this works.

Either we prosecute them, or we just give up. We either maintain that the law applies to the left, and they do not get to violate it or start riots every fucking time their fucked-up mentally-ill brains get into a tizzy, or we just give up to them now.

Either we stand firm on the point that the law binds them, or we bend to their assertion that they are so morally pure they are free from following the law.

In which case, they have have won the revolution and the civil war without firing a shot. Or, at least, not many shots.

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
See the woman in the red jacket in that video?
That's Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver.
She broke into a New Jersey ICE facility and assaulted multiple law enforcement officers--violating federal law under 18 U.S. Code sec. 111.
Expel her from Congress. Lock her up.

See the woman in the red jacket in that video?

That’s Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver.

She broke into a New Jersey ICE facility and assaulted multiple law enforcement officers—violating federal law under 18 U.S. Code § 111.

Expel her from Congress. Lock her up. pic.twitter.com/qG3aMgpAKx
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 9, 2025

🚨 #BREAKING: MULTIPLE Democrat members of Congress have BROKEN INTO an ICE facility in New Jersey, and the Mayor of Newark has been ARRESTED by DHS

They waited for the busses to open the gates, and they stormed in.

THIS IS A FEDERAL CRIME! ARREST REPS. MENENDEZ AND WATSON TOO! pic.twitter.com/tXeJI5xDJX
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 9, 2025

BREAKING: Newark Mayor Baraka has been arrested and taken into federal custody for storming an ICE facility pic.twitter.com/CdO6lhDBJV
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 9, 2025

Insurrectionist must feel the full force of the law https://t.co/jtrcaJshVw
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) May 9, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:42 PM

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1
NJ members of Congress? Better investigate them for bribery and mail fraud while you have them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 06:44 PM (QnmlO)

2
Ha! I swooped in and plucked the garland of Firstdom!

*triumphal music swells*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 06:45 PM (QnmlO)

3 Boy, good thing the Newark mayor doesn't have any problems like, say, a dangerously malfunctioning airport to worry about.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 09, 2025 06:45 PM (9jZWY)

4 Just posted this in a recent thread. More stuff here.

Posted by: Ciampino - also for wagon axles? at May 09, 2025 06:45 PM (sPQoU)

5 They had to do this in newark....the armpit of the country.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2025 06:47 PM (e5NfL)

6
Boy, good thing the Newark mayor doesn't have any problems like, say, a dangerously malfunctioning airport to worry about.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 09, 2025 06:45 PM (9jZWY)

That only affects Americans. Illegals have become the Democrats key constituency. Trannies, abortion Barbies, gays and blacks are back numbers now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 06:48 PM (QnmlO)

7 You know what sucks about this?

Nothing will happen to these traitors.

Nothing.

I try like hell to not be the Nothing's Gonna Happen guy, but, again and again these fookers geta away with it. Every damn time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 06:50 PM (0aYVJ)

8 This is the kind of thread where "And so it begins" guy shows up.

Posted by: Max Power at May 09, 2025 06:51 PM (q177U)

9 Willowed:

'Ever see the movie Fail Safe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. '

I laughed out loud. I know just the scene you mean.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2025 06:51 PM (3wi/L)

10 "LaMonica McIver"

It's amazing how you can gather from just a name.

Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

11 Can anyone remember why the House of Representatives expelled George Santos? I’m pretty sure he didn’t engage in a violent insurrection against the US. Every Republican who voted to expel Santos needs to be asked if they support expelling Rep McIver and friends.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (d9Cw3)

12 Good lord there’s a Menendez Jr in NJ politics?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (ImXfC)

13
'Ever see the movie Fail Safe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. '

I laughed out loud. I know just the scene you mean.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2025 06:51 PM (3wi/L)

I love movies with happy endings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 06:53 PM (QnmlO)

14 OK Dems, if "Putting Illegal Immigrants on a Pedestal Above Every Citizen in the Country" is the hill you want to die on, I'm all for it.

Carry on.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 06:53 PM (6ydKt)

15 10 "LaMonica McIver"

It's amazing how you can gather from just a name.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

Whatchoo mean?

Posted by: DeShawn Washington at May 09, 2025 06:53 PM (ImXfC)

16
Good lord there’s a Menendez Jr in NJ politics?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (ImXfC)

I would not be surprised by a Menendez III in NJ politics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 06:54 PM (QnmlO)

17 They should have used the cattle cars used in basic training to haul them off to jail in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 09, 2025 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)

18 They broke into a detention facility?

Leave them there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2025 06:54 PM (vnkoR)

19 I love movies with happy endings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 06:53 PM (QnmlO)

Like when you see Rocky Horror at a theater in Greenwich Village with the lights out?

Posted by: David Hogg at May 09, 2025 06:54 PM (l3YAf)

20 >>Boy, good thing the Newark mayor doesn't have any problems like, say, a dangerously malfunctioning airport to worry about.

Airport?

Newark is one of the most crime ridden shitholes in this country. Used to be a beautiful city, too. Went the way of Detroit a long time ago.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2025 06:54 PM (BUf8Q)

21 We got them Republicans on the run now, Cletus.

Posted by: Hakeem Jeffries at May 09, 2025 06:54 PM (paSBy)

22 Charge them with whatever federal crimes they have committed - try them in another district like say Nebraska. Don’t give a reason - just do it. Pick a district with no Hawaiian judges. They venue shop - return the favor.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 09, 2025 06:55 PM (85eYc)

23 >>"LaMonica McIver"

>It's amazing how you can gather from just a name.

Fuckin' Irish.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2025 06:55 PM (BUf8Q)

24 As I recall Republicans tried to visit illegal aliens centers and were turned away by guards during the Biden administration. No assaults or asshoe behavior or storming the gates

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 06:55 PM (vmkyp)

25 Did they eat protein to cause this violent behavior?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 09, 2025 06:56 PM (ImXfC)

26 "You cannot put your hands on me" ... while I am trespassing on a federal facility and have been told to leave.

Their assaults are speech.

Our legitimate law enforcement efforts are racist violence.

It sounds to me like the Democrats are taking us back to a two-tiered system of justice.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 09, 2025 06:56 PM (HlyYF)

27 La Monica ? La Why ?

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

28 OK Dems, if "Putting Illegal Immigrants on a Pedestal Above Every Citizen in the Country" is the hill you want to die on, I'm all for it.

Carry on.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 06:53 PM (6ydKt)

The insane thing is: it's not hurting them as badly as you think. I see people every day who are furious at Trump over this.

You think it would be political suicide but about half the country wants to commit civilizational suicide, so..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 06:56 PM (l3YAf)

29 As I recall Republicans tried to visit illegal aliens centers and were turned away by guards during the Biden administration. No assaults or asshoe behavior or storming the gates

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 06:55 PM (vmkyp)

Conclusion? GOPers are not as committed to the ruse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2025 06:57 PM (vnkoR)

30 This political stunt was done on purpose by three black people to pull the race card after they got arrested. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2025 06:58 PM (e5NfL)

31 So can we black bag them and put them in jail without bond or access to counsel like the January 6 "insurrectionists"? Fair is fair, after all.

Posted by: Oh wait, actual crimes don't count at May 09, 2025 06:58 PM (TbWk/)

32 It's French for "The Monica, The."

Posted by: LaMonicaLa McIver at May 09, 2025 06:58 PM (l3YAf)

33
"LaMonica McIver"

It's amazing how you can gather from just a name.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

Daryle Lamonica says, "Steady on there, pal."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 06:58 PM (QnmlO)

34 >>You think it would be political suicide but about half the country wants to commit civilizational suicide, so..

The Majority of the Population had to be dragged through the Revolution, kicking and screaming.

Most of the sheep in the paddock are always happy to be there.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2025 06:58 PM (BUf8Q)

35 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
See the woman in the red jacket in that video?

That's Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver.

She broke into a New Jersey ICE facility and assaulted multiple law enforcement officers--violating federal law under 18 U.S. Code sec. 111.

Expel her from Congress. Lock her up.

ICE!!! Why is Tep. McIver in this facility?!!! Why are you not stomping Rep. McIver's guts out?!!!

- Gunny Hartman, probably

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2025 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)

36 23 >>"LaMonica McIver"

>It's amazing how you can gather from just a name.

Fuckin' Irish.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2025 06:55 PM (BUf8Q)

Black Irish?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 09, 2025 06:59 PM (QAkQ3)

37 Most of the sheep in the paddock are always happy to be there.

==

People are busy. Life and such.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 06:59 PM (g47mK)

38 Some people are more equally not above the law than others.

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

39 Let them sit in jail until Monday.

Or 2030.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 06:59 PM (W2Pud)

40
Wait a minute.

"Rep. LaMonica McIver... broke into a New Jersey ICE facility and assaulted multiple law enforcement officers"???

Did she actually conk any of them in the head or twist their arms or whatever? Because if so, don't these officers know self-defense? Can't they fend off a would-be FEMALE assailant before hands are actually laid on them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 07:00 PM (U7Gpi)

41 They're now crying that they were forcibly removed.
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They should be thankful they didn't have their own Michael Byrd to shoot them.

Which I understand is in play....

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

42 New Jersey is America's Taint

Posted by: jsg at May 09, 2025 07:00 PM (SATZE)

43 The insane thing is: it's not hurting them as badly as you think. I see people every day who are furious at Trump over this.

You think it would be political suicide but about half the country wants to commit civilizational suicide, so..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 06:56 PM (l3YAf)

-- --

The country voted in November for Trump to deport as many as possible.

Which is why they are running sob story after sob story of illegals getting deported to change the narrative.

It hasn't moved the needle.
The majority wants them gone.

This is not a winning issue and they'll have to change the subject by next year or risk losing again in the next election.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

44 Honestly does it even matter? Law and order are dead.

If DOJ takes it to trial, the scumbag jurors are going to find them not guilty.

Posted by: Cashin at May 09, 2025 07:01 PM (r7eZu)

45 DEMs are above the law

Ship them off with the deportees

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 07:01 PM (rT96s)

46 Can't they fend off a would-be FEMALE assailant before hands are actually laid on them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 07:00 PM (U7Gpi)

I've been informed by some white knights that men are never supposed to defend themselves from crazy, violent women who get in their faces and start hitting them.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 07:01 PM (l3YAf)

47
Apart from the electoral benefits, how many Democrats are complicit in sex trafficking, cartels and drugs from illegal immigration?

Just raising consciousness over this issue.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 07:02 PM (QnmlO)

48 Honestly does it even matter? Law and order are dead.

Posted by: Cashin at May 09, 2025 07:01 PM (r7eZu)
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Overruled!

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at May 09, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

49 Are they not detained?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 07:02 PM (63Dwl)

50 La Monica ? La Why ?
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 06:56 PM

I once came across a book entitled "How to Name Your Black Baby".

One suggestion was "Show your creativity by adding a nonsense syllable like 'la' or 'da' in front of the name".

I didn't look to see if the KKK published it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2025 07:02 PM (Wnv9h)

51 10
'"LaMonica McIver"'

There's a statue of her in Times Square.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2025 07:03 PM (3wi/L)

52 None of this shit would be happening if it weren't for that bitch Karoline Leavitt.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at May 09, 2025 07:03 PM (paSBy)

53 Keep pushing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (NCBV1)

54 A thread or three back, Meade Lux Lewis linked to a @rawsalerts toot saying, "Multiple Dem members of Congress" were arrested.
https://tinyurl.com/2ayppdnd
Guess it was just the mayor? Too bad. I would consider arresting multiple dem members of Congress to be "a good start," as the old joke goes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - congressional undersight at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (b/vRQ)

55 I seem to remember Congress members being turn away from checking on the political prisoners being held.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (NVNRw)

56
This political stunt was done on purpose by three black people to pull the race card after they got arrested. Nothing more, nothing less.
Posted by: Mister Scott

==============

Bonus points from Ras Baraka for Islamophobia as well. Doesn't matter if he's not actually Muslim, btw.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (U7Gpi)

57
This is not a winning issue and they'll have to change the subject by next year or risk losing again in the next election.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

To what? The economy hasn't collapsed, we aren't at war, DEI is dead, nobody cares about abortion any more and everyone is realizing transgenderism is a fraud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (QnmlO)

58 New Jersey is America's Taint
Posted by: jsg at May 09, 2025 07:00 PM (SATZE)
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Needs a little more sun.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

59 La Monica ? La Why ?
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 06:56 PM

La retarded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (vnkoR)

60 Fun fact: Randy Newman had Newark in mind when he wrote "Baltimore", but he couldn't make the song work with a two-syllable name. He needed a three-syllable name and chose Baltimore.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (eb5mD)

61 "One suggestion was "Show your creativity by adding a nonsense syllable like 'la' or 'da' in front of the name".

What a stupid idea.

Posted by: Ha Monica at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

62 Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at May 09, 2025 07:03 PM (paSBy)

No book offers yet, eh?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

63 Let them sit in jail until Monday.

Or 2030.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 06:59 PM

Monday *at* 2030.

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2025 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)

64 This is not a winning issue and they'll have to change the subject by next year or risk losing again in the next election.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

I'm afraid it might be like "cutting spending." If you poll people on cutting spending vs raising taxes, cutting spending will always win.

When you start proposing actual cuts, there's always a group that gets upset and produces a sob story, so cutting spending is nearly impossible.

The other issue is that even if a majority does want that, there is still a shocking number of people out there who basically want no borders. It's insane.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 07:05 PM (l3YAf)

65 "At around 1pm today, my colleagues Rep. Lamonica McIver and Rep. Rob Menendez, Jr. and I arrived at the Delaney Hall ICE detention facility in Newark to exercise our oversight authority as Members of Congress.

So they admit they were not en route to Congress and therefore exempt from petty political harrament the cops.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 09, 2025 07:05 PM (/lPRQ)

66
What a stupid idea.
Posted by: Ha Monica at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

Yeah

Posted by: HoMonica at May 09, 2025 07:05 PM (QnmlO)

67 What have you done for an American lately ?

Dems : .......

Posted by: jsg at May 09, 2025 07:05 PM (SATZE)

68 The Majority of the Population had to be dragged through the Revolution, kicking and screaming.

Most of the sheep in the paddock are always happy to be there.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2025 06:58 PM (BUf8Q)

Modern American Black women are the most undeserved privileged group of people in history.

Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:05 PM (r2ymA)

69 To what? The economy hasn't collapsed, we aren't at war, DEI is dead, nobody cares about abortion any more and everyone is realizing transgenderism is a fraud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (QnmlO)

-- --

I have no idea what they'll run on.
But it's the left, so you'll know they'll come up with some creative B.S. to complain about.

They're nothing if not persistently annoying complainers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:05 PM (6ydKt)

70 Bob Menendez? How many gold bullion bars dud he get for this stunt?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 09, 2025 07:05 PM (rT96s)

71 Can they be anymore boring ? Yawn

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 09, 2025 07:06 PM (qPv0v)

72 To what? The economy hasn't collapsed, we aren't at war, DEI is dead, nobody cares about abortion any more and everyone is realizing transgenderism is a fraud.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM (QnmlO)
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Saw earlier today that somebody ranked 1000s of news telecasts since the election.

Nobody else but Fox even has a slot in the first 1000 highest-rated shows.

They keep thinking that they can sway people over....

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2)

73 No book offers yet, eh?
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No, and MSNBC and CNN are raysis.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at May 09, 2025 07:07 PM (paSBy)

74 60 Fun fact: Randy Newman had Newark in mind when he wrote "Baltimore", but he couldn't make the song work with a two-syllable name. He needed a three-syllable name and chose Baltimore.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 09, 2025 07:04 PM

He should have been more creative ... and used LaNewark.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 09, 2025 07:07 PM (HlyYF)

75 Well, I guess this is so much easier that going into Congress and submitting bills that abolish CBP, ICE, immigration law, etc.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 07:07 PM (vm8sq)

76 28
'The insane thing is: it's not hurting them as badly as you think. I see people every day who are furious at Trump over this.'

That's depressing but we should still rake them over the coals about it even if it only makes our side know what they all are.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2025 07:08 PM (3wi/L)

77
Hell, even Hispanics want illegals deported. And this is going to be a winning issue?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2025 07:08 PM (QnmlO)

78 Well, I guess this is so much easier that going into Congress and submitting bills that abolish CBP, ICE, immigration law, etc.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 07:07 PM (vm8sq)
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I.e. doing the Their Job part of it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)

79 LaMonica McIver . Obviously named after Daryl Lamonica Oakland Raiders QB known as the "mad bomber"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 07:09 PM (vmkyp)

80 Bob Menendez, Jr.,

Why does that name sound familiar?

Posted by: Miklos ain't been anywheres nearNew Jersey at May 09, 2025 07:09 PM (t6ibK)

81 It sure would be nice to have them arrested and detained in prison till their trials come up in 3 or 4 years.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 09, 2025 07:10 PM (tykPk)

82 That doofus mayor is running for governor!

Posted by: Ann at May 09, 2025 07:10 PM (4neFu)

83 LaMonica McIver = "Fundamentally non-serious" choice.

Go ahead. Keep putting them in positions of power. It always turns out the same way.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

84 LaMoronica?

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 09, 2025 07:10 PM (144I4)

85 These three knuckleheads did not come up with the political stunt by themselves. Someone else set this up and had the cameras rolling to film it all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (e5NfL)

86 I seem to recall that some members of Congress wanted to visit some incarcerated J6ers.

DENIED

Posted by: Miklos recalls that at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (t6ibK)

87 I see know one has disputed my assertion that modern American black women are the most privileged group of people in history.

Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (r2ymA)

88 The Haitians and Venezuelans really did ruin it for all illegals.
They were doing pretty good until then.

But nah, the Hatians had to eat a few neighborhood pond ducks and the Venezuelans had to turn everywhere they went into Caracas and here we are...

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (6ydKt)

89 LaMoronica?

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 09, 2025 07:10 PM (144I4)

La thread winner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (vnkoR)

90 80 Bob Menendez, Jr.,

Why does that name sound familiar?

Posted by: Miklos ain't been anywheres nearNew Jersey at May 09, 2025 07:09 PM (t6ibK)
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Auric Menendez or a Menendez Brother?

Posted by: Ciampino - a Spanish name at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (sPQoU)

91 "Bob Menendez, Jr.,

Why does that name sound familiar?
Posted by: Miklos ain't been anywheres nearNew Jersey"

Now now. No stereotypes.

Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

92 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at May 09, 2025 07:12 PM (hB3+Q)

93 "LaMonica McIver"

It's amazing how you can gather from just a name.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

We can't go after a good Irish man or Scot. kick em loose.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

94 He should have been more creative ... and used LaNewark.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 09, 2025 07:07 PM

Good morning, LaNewark.....!

Nah. Doesn't work for me.

Posted by: John Waters at May 09, 2025 07:12 PM (Wnv9h)

95 87 I see know one has disputed my assertion that modern American black women are the most privileged group of people in history.
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Hahahahaha!!

Posted by: Black Trannies of America at May 09, 2025 07:13 PM (paSBy)

96 Someone needs to tell these black democrat women to Calm Down

Posted by: Miklos has Easy Solution at May 09, 2025 07:13 PM (t6ibK)

97 44
'If DOJ takes it to trial, the scumbag jurors are going to find them not guilty.'

Are there any good judges we can ring these congress-bastards up in front of?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L)

98 >>To what? The economy hasn't collapsed, we aren't at war, DEI is dead, nobody cares about abortion any more and everyone is realizing transgenderism is a fraud.

This is going to come as a shock to some but Democrats haven't been on the right side of issues for years. We talk about it here daily. The only way they have won is by owning the bureaucracy which is being taken from them and cheating which is also being taken from them.

They're pretty boned right now and they know it. They spent years going further left because it never cost them and now they don't know how to stop when it will.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 07:14 PM (viF8m)

99 I see know one has disputed my assertion that modern American black women are the most privileged group of people in history.
Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (r2ymA)

I think the Aztecs had a tradition of choosing a fellow or lady and treating them like royalty, giving them the nicest foods and drinks. Then at the end of the year they sacrificed them and ate them.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO+)

100 "LaMonica McIver"

Coulda solved her situation with chewing gum, the wrapper, and some duck tape.

Posted by: Miklos McGiver at May 09, 2025 07:14 PM (t6ibK)

101 Saw a liberal today cite Marbury v. Madison as the basis that conservatives don't like the Constitution if they object to district judges serving as reviewers of the Article I and II authorities.

I love it when liberals do things like this: Cite the opinion of judges--not the Constitution--to prove that we reject the Constitution, which is not MvM.

What I said to my wife earlier today really cuts through it:

They're rebelling. Not thinking.

Given enough time the human brain starts doing what it normally does, it starts filling space with words to rationalize behavior. Which is why you can often find a key disconnect right in the center of their reasoning. They've already jumped over that gap to get to their elaboration now.

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:15 PM (krQz2)

102 That seems like a bad idea.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:15 PM (bF7Q5)

103 87 I see know one has disputed my assertion that modern American black women are the most privileged group of people in history.

Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:11 PM (r2ymA)

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If the measurement is who is the most oppressed, and victimized, then they are on the top of the totem pole in the leftist hierarchy, so yeah, in that sense you're correct.

Only a transgender, queer, black, handicapped, mentally ill, s/he-queen ranks higher if you go by their logic.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:15 PM (6ydKt)

104 It sure would be nice to have them arrested and detained in prison till their trials come up in 3 or 4 years.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 09, 2025 07:10 PM (tykPk)

can't vote in Congress either.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+)

105 "LaMonica McIver"

It's amazing how you can gather from just a name.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

We can't go after a good Irish man or Scot. kick em loose.
Posted by: Oldcat

CULTURAL NOMENCLATURE APPROPRIATION

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at May 09, 2025 07:16 PM (t6ibK)

106 I think the Aztecs had a tradition of choosing a fellow or lady and treating them like royalty, giving them the nicest foods and drinks. Then at the end of the year they sacrificed them and ate them.
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I think there was a "Night Stalker" episode back in the '70s that played off this. Eric Estrada was the guy who got the great year--and then it was his turn to die.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:16 PM (TN0g+)

107 I see know one has disputed my assertion that modern American black women are the most privileged group of people in history.
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Hahahahaha!!
Posted by: Black Trannies of America at May 09, 2025 07:13 PM

ALULULULULULULULULU!!!!!!

Posted by: Palestinian Trannies at May 09, 2025 07:17 PM (Wnv9h)

108 Wonder if she would do any better as an airline clerk?

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:17 PM (krQz2)

109 Are there any good judges we can ring these congress-bastards up in front of?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L)

I've been sayin for a couple years now...

We don't have a Justice problem... we have a Judge Problem.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 09, 2025 07:17 PM (QAkQ3)

110 The country voted in November for Trump to deport as many as possible.

Which is why they are running sob story after sob story of illegals getting deported to change the narrative.

It hasn't moved the needle.
The majority wants them gone.

This is not a winning issue and they'll have to change the subject by next year or risk losing again in the next election.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

It HAS moved the needle...in our direction. Against them.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 07:17 PM (8avO+)

111 Newark. Camden. Trenton. Atlantic City.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

112 CULTURAL NOMENCLATURE APPROPRIATION
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at May 09, 2025 07:16 PM

She's clearly Black Irish.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2025 07:18 PM (Wnv9h)

113 I hear tell that deportations will ramp up. Now that the borders are sealed.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM (g47mK)

114 Taze her till her bladder runs dry.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM (J8LnB)

115 A pudgy paddy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM (bF7Q5)

116 78 Well, I guess this is so much easier that going into Congress and submitting bills that abolish CBP, ICE, immigration law, etc.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 07:07 PM (vm8sq)
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I.e. doing the Their Job part of it.
Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)

Ah, but Congresses Job is not to Legislate! It is to perform Political Theatre.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM (QAkQ3)

117 I mean like , mass deportations.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM (g47mK)

118 She's clearly Black Irish.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2025 07:18 PM (Wnv9h)
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Say it loud: I'm black and I'm prood!

Posted by: The Committments at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)

119 Newark. Camden. Trenton. Atlantic City.
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Everyone talk about...pop music...

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

120 see know one has disputed my assertion that modern American black women are the most privileged group of people in history....

I agree but the worst human beings in the world help facilitate it.

The woke lefty white women.

Just recently the #1 WNBA 2025 draft pick, a white girl , gave a self hating white woman speech about how her white privilege was evil.

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 07:20 PM (VofaG)

121 Ah, but Congresses Job is not to Legislate! It is to perform Political Theatre.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM (QAkQ3)
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Under revised standards.

They should get a Greek chorus.

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:20 PM (krQz2)

122 Say it loud: I'm black and I'm prood!
Posted by: The Committments at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM

The comedian Lenny Henry had a hilarious Black Welsh rapper skit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2025 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

123 In Yakima, now. Any Morons out there?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:21 PM (hB3+Q)

124 Black Irish, my arse!!

Posted by: The Late Phil Lynott at May 09, 2025 07:21 PM (0aYVJ)

125 The cruel treatment of the J6ers certainly put a chill on any Republican protests during the Biden era. Turnabout is oh, so, fair. Bring. It. On.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 09, 2025 07:21 PM (/gkdL)

126 Set Tasers to stun.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:22 PM (bF7Q5)

127 Some ex-slaves used their former owner's last name after they were freed if didn't have one of their own. That's how you get names like Dedonreous Ridiclios Smith.

Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

128 Ah, but Congresses Job is not to Legislate! It is to perform Political Theatre.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 09, 2025 07:19 PM (QAkQ3)
Actors and prostitutes.

Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2025 07:23 PM (LHPAg)

129 Ah, here we are:

https://youtu.be/hsBfYqS3fKU

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2025 07:23 PM (Wnv9h)

130 Set Tasers to stun.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:22 PM (bF7Q5)
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Set the Controls to the Heart of the Stun.

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:23 PM (krQz2)

131 Fat, black, ignorant and bitter.

Should be a coffee brand, not some low IQ member of congress.

Posted by: Fat Black Ignorant & Bitter at May 09, 2025 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

132 Just recently the #1 WNBA 2025 draft pick, a white girl , gave a self hating white woman speech about how her white privilege was evil.
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2025 07:20 PM (VofaG)

She didn't give up the draft slot and contract to someone more deserving did she?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+)

133 I mean like , mass deportations.
Posted by: runner

Like, duh

Posted by: 80s Miklos is like gag me with a spoon at May 09, 2025 07:23 PM (t6ibK)

134 Captain Obvious, Happy MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2025 07:24 PM (NVNRw)

135 I think the Aztecs had a tradition of choosing a fellow or lady and treating them like royalty, giving them the nicest foods and drinks. Then at the end of the year they sacrificed them and ate them.

Sounds like the Babylonian custom. If the kingdom was suffering, they'd hoist up a fake king to "rule". Then when the storm was over they'd execute him and put back the real king.
(Any comparison with the recent Biden Administration will not be tolerated)
Anyway this practice ended with Irra-Immiti. He'd put his gardener Enlil-Bani up there. Enlil-Bani, being a gardener, knew his way around toxic plants. Long Live King Enlil-Bani.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

136
I think the Aztecs had a tradition of choosing a fellow or lady and treating them like royalty, giving them the nicest foods and drinks. Then at the end of the year they sacrificed them and ate them.
Posted by: Oldcat

That was a Kolchak episode with Eric Estrada.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2025 07:25 PM (63Dwl)

137 Thanks, Ben Had!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:25 PM (hB3+Q)

138 Latin mass deportations

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:25 PM (bF7Q5)

139 126 Set Tasers to stun.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:22 PM (bF7Q5)
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It used to be "Set Laser printers to stun!"

Posted by: Ciampino - old StarTrek humor at May 09, 2025 07:25 PM (sPQoU)

140 Either we prosecute them, or we just give up.

Yep. This guy gets it.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 09, 2025 07:25 PM (9r4XZ)

141 May I count on your support as the next Governor of Texas?

Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at May 09, 2025 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

142 In a fight between AWFLs and Angry Black Women who wins? Does anyone care?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 07:25 PM (vmkyp)

143 You all have missed the point that black women, who are about 80% morbidly obese have become the most privileged segment of society.

And you are paying for it.

Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:26 PM (r2ymA)

144 In Yakima, now. Any Morons out there?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:21 PM (hB3+Q)
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You need bail money already?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

145 *Erra-imitti. I got the name "Irra" from Gonick's Cartoon History before he became stupid.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 07:27 PM (gKWVE)

146 San Franpsycho, hahahaha perfect

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2025 07:27 PM (NVNRw)

147 Sounds like the Babylonian custom. If the kingdom was suffering, they'd hoist up a fake king to "rule". Then when the storm was over they'd execute him and put back the real king.
(Any comparison with the recent Biden Administration will not be tolerated)
Anyway this practice ended with Irra-Immiti. He'd put his gardener Enlil-Bani up there. Enlil-Bani, being a gardener, knew his way around toxic plants. Long Live King Enlil-Bani.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

Celts did that but without the nice times first. If they were pissed they just had the priests whack the king

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 07:27 PM (8avO+)

148 Ace reporting from the future, so this hasn't happened yet?

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2025 07:27 PM (ypFCm)

149 Yakima, now. Any Morons out there?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Yakima

Yakima

Yakima an-an nay

Yakima fee-na nay

Posted by: Miklos translates from the New Orleans original as taught by the Dixie Cups at May 09, 2025 07:27 PM (t6ibK)

150 I figure it's either that or ammo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 07:28 PM (RIvkX)

151 The left cheapens every word they use as propaganda.

The current whipping word is "genocide".

They think transgenders are undergoing a genocide.
Then it was the Palestinians being slaughtered to non-existence.

Now they're doing the same thing with illegals.

It's working out about the same way as their work with "Racist" and "Fascist" - worn out and ignored.

Meanwhile a few million Uyghurs are being turned into a state property in China and Christians across Sub-Sarharan Africa are being slaughtered by jihadists and all they do is yawn and move on to more important crusades for human rights.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

152 No doubt the Marxists thought they won't get any sentences

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2025 07:29 PM (ypFCm)

153 You all have missed the point that black women, who are about 80% morbidly obese have become the most privileged segment of society.
And you are paying for it.
Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:26 PM (r2ymA)

Lord, we got folks in the street ain't got nothin' to eat
And the obese milkin' welfare
But God, if you're five foot three and you're three hundred pounds
Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds...

Posted by: Applies To Every Big Fat Mammy at May 09, 2025 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

154 You need bail money already?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 07:26 PM (RIvkX)
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No, but I've got beer and cheap scotch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:29 PM (hB3+Q)

155 Ponch is hawking Carshield now. Real classy, like Mark Levin.

Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

156 113
'I hear tell that deportations will ramp up. '

Trump better be ready to defy some judges. Because that will ramp up too.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2025 07:30 PM (3wi/L)

157 >>That's how you get names like Dedonreous Ridiclios Smith.

Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 07:30 PM (viF8m)

158 Ace reporting from the future, so this hasn't happened yet?
Posted by: Skip

Is Forward Dog 9 on rotation?

Posted by: Miklos notices things at May 09, 2025 07:30 PM (t6ibK)

159 Ponch is hawking Carshield now. Real classy, like Mark Levin.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)
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Are his teeth still perfect and blinding?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:31 PM (hB3+Q)

160 India has activated the Strategic Rickshaw Command.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:31 PM (bF7Q5)

161 Unpossible. Tranny is literally not a genotype.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 09, 2025 07:31 PM (9r4XZ)

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Yeah, I don't think your big fancy ten dollar words and logic are going to assuage them.

We're talking about people who think being deported back to your home country is a death sentence.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

162 India has activated the Strategic Rickshaw Command.
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At least that piker-pedo Ghandi isn't around for this one...

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:34 PM (TN0g+)

163 In a fight between AWFLs and Angry Black Women who wins? Does anyone care?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Whoever has the best play by play commentary on the video wins!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2025 07:35 PM (2J/Lj)

164 Capt Obvious

Just got off work! See you tomorrow prolly late morning!

*smooches*

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 07:36 PM (agvh/)

165 In a fight between AWFLs and Angry Black Women who wins?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 07:25 PM (vmkyp)

AWFLs will be stunned when smacked around. But...

Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:36 PM (r2ymA)

166 If there were black Welsh....

L' Lloyd L'Dafyddious Shaquandus ap Rhyson-Tyson Jones

Posted by: Miklos likes linguistics at May 09, 2025 07:36 PM (t6ibK)

167 Tufts University student Rümeysa Öztürk has been released from an immigration detention center following a federal judge's order: media reports

Posted by: Ciampino - gotta ignore those judges at May 09, 2025 07:36 PM (sPQoU)

168 *smooches*
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2025 07:36 PM (agvh/)
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*blushes*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:37 PM (hB3+Q)

169 169 If there were black Welsh....

L' Lloyd L'Dafyddious Shaquandus ap Rhyson-Tyson Jones

Posted by: Miklos likes linguistics at May 09, 2025 07:36 PM (t6ibK)

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I'm laughing but he's probably got a show on the BBC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 09, 2025 07:37 PM (6ydKt)

170 Tufts University suggests you should eat Reese's Poofs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:38 PM (bF7Q5)

171 166 In a fight between AWFLs and Angry Black Women who wins? Does anyone care?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Whoever has the best play by play commentary on the video wins!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2025 07:35 PM (2J/Lj)
Never happen because AWFLs have totally adopted black female culture down to the fingernails,

Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2025 07:38 PM (LHPAg)

172
10 "LaMonica McIver"

It's amazing how you can gather from just a name.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

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That tub claimed that after they broke in they were given a tour of the facility. I hope that's not true.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 09, 2025 07:38 PM (eSwpz)

173 Ponch is hawking Carshield now. Real classy, like Mark Levin.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

Is Levin still doing his old schtick and wearing those same verkakte suits? He has a face for radio and a voice for Prison Bitch. Who listens to that guy?

Posted by: Maury Sline at May 09, 2025 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

174 Tufts University suggests you should eat Reese's Poofs.
Posted by: Boss Moss

NO POOFTERS

Posted by: University of Wollamalloo at May 09, 2025 07:40 PM (t6ibK)

175 I can't imagine that everybody who has bet any black person has never seen a black welsh.

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:41 PM (krQz2)

176 https://is.gd/YzvI9m

Tuft's University Reese's Poofs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:42 PM (bF7Q5)

177 L' Lloyd L'Dafyddious Shaquandus ap Rhyson-Tyson Jones
Posted by: Miklos likes linguistics at May 09, 2025 07:36 PM (t6ibK)
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If ever you wander down by the Welsh border
Come stop by and see me and all of my kin
I'm Morgan ap Dafydd ap Gwion ap Hywel
ap Ivor ap Madoc ap Rhodri ap Gwin
We'll feast you on mutton and harp for your pleasure
And give you a place to sleep out of the cold
Or maybe we'll meet you out on the dark roadway
And rob you of horses and weapons and gold.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:42 PM (hB3+Q)

178 "We're behind in all the polls. What should we do?"

"Let's stage a PR stunt in which we take the wrong side of our most unpopular issue, and have it backfire spectacularly!"

"That's the ticket!"

Posted by: zombie at May 09, 2025 07:43 PM (pMi6S)

179 Ro Khanna says, "In America, you cannot arrest your political opponents."

Yeah, he really said that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2025 07:43 PM (paSBy)

180 AWFL getting curb-stomped by a Strong Black Woman... But I thought we were allies.

Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:44 PM (r2ymA)

181
Some ex-slaves used their former owner's last name after they were freed if didn't have one of their own. That's how you get names like Dedonreous Ridiclios Smith.
Posted by: fd

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Moreover, the south was settled by the Irish and French. That is also why many Black Americans have faked-up French-sounding names + Irish last names. LeBron, Joie, LaTrine, etc + McEvoy or whatever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 07:45 PM (U7Gpi)

182 Let's stage a PR stunt in which we take the wrong side of our most unpopular issue, and have it backfire spectacularly!"
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Doubling down is not just a river in Brazil.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:45 PM (hB3+Q)

183 Ro Khanna says, "In America, you cannot arrest your political opponents."

Yeah, he really said that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2025 07:43 PM (paSBy)
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But Vance is a nutter standing out and calling for Europe to stop trying to jail their political opposition.

They are not thinking. They are rebelling.

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:46 PM (krQz2)

184 We're behind in all the polls. What should we do?"

"Let's stage a PR stunt in which we take the wrong side of our most unpopular issue, and have it backfire spectacularly!"

"That's the ticket!"
Posted by: zombie

Yeah! Let's do something pointless, stupid, and illegal to raise awareness of a topic everyone has known about for years!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2025 07:47 PM (2J/Lj)

185 Ro Khanna says, "In America, you cannot arrest your political opponents."

Yeah, he really said that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2025 07:43 PM (paSBy)

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We told you that, Ro. We practically begged you not to go down that road. You didn’t listen. We didn’t want the new rules, but we now have them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2025 07:47 PM (u73oe)

186 183
'Ro Khanna says, "In America, you cannot arrest your political opponents."'

If he'd said, "In America, only democrats can arrest their political opponents.' even the retards would have picked up on the double standard.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2025 07:47 PM (3wi/L)

187 Moreover, the south was settled by the Irish and French. That is also why many Black Americans have faked-up French-sounding names + Irish last names. LeBron, Joie, LaTrine, etc + McEvoy or whatever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 07:45 PM (U7Gpi)
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There' always the ever-popular "Boudreaux."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:47 PM (hB3+Q)

188 This is Friday, keep them locked up until arraignment after noon Monday but then establish a reason and put it off till Tuesday.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 07:47 PM (sB5dv)

189 Did the insurrectionist Dims have a valid subpoena for their actions? Did they follow proper procedure to gain entrance?

If not, they're trespassing. They could get shot dead in Texas for that...especially with assault added to it. As they say, "NOBODY is above the law".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 09, 2025 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

190 Off topic, but I just want you all to know I'm going to watch basketball tonight with climate reality in mind.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:47 PM (TN0g+)

191 @ 181, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 09, 2025 07:48 PM (/Ghsb)

192 Interesting, that when the Angles and Saxons invaded England "Welsh" is from their word for "foreigners".

They called the natives "foreigners".

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:48 PM (krQz2)

193 Fun Fact - Leroy is French for "going to jail sooner or later".

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 09, 2025 07:49 PM (9r4XZ)

194 By "oversight" we mean you get to look at budgets, and summon people to answer question. You can also get a tour, if you ask nicely.

Posted by: El Mariachi at May 09, 2025 07:50 PM (gDhA9)

195 Its ideology. I'll say it until I die. The blind faith that something is simply "right", ignoring all cause and effect indicating otherwise.
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Just like the dancing nurses celebrating tens of thousands gathering in public right smack dab in the middle of an alleged public health crisis.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:50 PM (TN0g+)

196 Whatever institution is in the hands of the Democrat party is the one that has authority over all the others. In this case, it's about "supervision" or whatever made-up authority they can imagine. It's the law.

Posted by: PG at May 09, 2025 07:50 PM (afPT4)

197 @ 181, LOL!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 09, 2025 07:48 PM (/Ghsb)
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It's a filk called "Welsh History 101" written by a lady who actually teaches history.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:50 PM (hB3+Q)

198 Its ideology. I'll say it until I die. The blind faith that something is simply "right", ignoring all cause and effect indicating otherwise.
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Just like the dancing nurses celebrating tens of thousands gathering in public right smack dab in the middle of an alleged public health crisis.
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And like pointing to Chuck Shummer and claiming the equivalent of "That guy is a real leader" while meanwhile ignoring that he can't even grill a simple hamburger.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:51 PM (TN0g+)

199 We had a fat teacher from the Wales.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:51 PM (bF7Q5)

200 192 Moreover, the south was settled by the Irish and French.
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What was Jamestown and Albemarle for $500?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 07:51 PM (sB5dv)

201 Before King Richard the Lionhearted stormed the fortress of Jerusalem, he was heard to say "I have oversite duties!"

Posted by: El Mariachi at May 09, 2025 07:52 PM (gDhA9)

202 I proposed this illustration.

There is a line at a deli counter.

I cut to the front of the line.

Somebody challenges my right to be served before him.

And I say, hold on. Wait a minute. Let's have a proper process. Everybody presents their case that I shouldn't be served next and then I'll present mine. We'll have a back and forth and a true discussion, we'll sequester people for a discussion period for a while and then I will have received due process over whether or not I should be removed from the line.

That sounds fair, doesn't it?

Posted by: Axeman at May 09, 2025 07:52 PM (krQz2)

203 Gee, why can't they just make a fucking appointment like normal people?

Posted by: El Mariachi at May 09, 2025 07:53 PM (gDhA9)

204 It's past time for blacks to throw off their slave names. Only African names from now on. Michael Jordan? Really?

Posted by: 85 Bears at May 09, 2025 07:53 PM (r2ymA)

205 Who was that guy that said "I have not yet begun to oversight!"?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2025 07:54 PM (2J/Lj)

206 We had a fat teacher from the Wales.
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I bet when she sat around the school she sat AROUND the school!

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:54 PM (TN0g+)

207 I'll have to look that up, thanks Captain O!

(it does have a filkish ring to it ...)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 09, 2025 07:54 PM (/Ghsb)

208 Who was that guy that said "I have not yet begun to oversight!"?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2025 07:54 PM (2J/Lj)
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Mr. Magoo?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 09, 2025 07:54 PM (hB3+Q)

209 Scotch Irish. Some British King owed them money. Instead of paying them back, he gave them land he didn't own in Ireland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:55 PM (bF7Q5)

210 46 I've been informed by some white knights that men are never supposed to defend themselves from crazy, violent women who get in their faces and start hitting them.

As a 33-year veteran police officer through personal experience it is perfectly permissible, in fact, necessary to use any defensive tactic to avoid being assaulted by a female assailant. Anything other than that is, to put a fine point on it, stupid.

Posted by: It's Gonna Be Yuge! at May 09, 2025 07:55 PM (SFMsh)

211 Before King Richard the Lionhearted stormed the fortress of Jerusalem, he was heard to say "I have oversite duties!"
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That beats some watery tart throwing a sword at you.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2025 07:55 PM (TN0g+)

212 Fun Fact - Leroy is French for "going to jail sooner or later".
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 09, 2025 07:49 PM (9r4XZ)

Heh.

My Dad's middle name was LeRoy. He hated that middle name. "It's le Roy, not Leeroy!"

Middle names are the parents' way of messing with the kid's head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 07:56 PM (0aYVJ)

213 Nood!

Cafe has been open for 15 minutes, come join us.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 09, 2025 07:57 PM (gkIzt)

214 "We told you that, Ro. We practically begged you not to go down that road. You didn’t listen. We didn’t want the new rules, but we now have them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2025 07:47 PM (u73oe) "

now all we need to do is actually enforce the new rules

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 09, 2025 07:57 PM (/Ghsb)

215 LaMonica, you big dummy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 07:57 PM (L/fGl)

216 Fitzroy is a nice way of saying "the king's bastard"

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 07:57 PM (gKWVE)

217 Le Roi. The King. We was kangz.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2025 07:57 PM (bF7Q5)

218 It's too bad names like Rastus and Rollo have fallen out of favor in Da Hood.

Posted by: Stepin Fetchit at May 09, 2025 07:58 PM (R/m4+)

219 NOOD cafe

Posted by: Ciampino - another useless degree at May 09, 2025 07:59 PM (sPQoU)

220 If you look at those original settlement patterns, and todays cultural trends across the US, it still kind of tracks.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 09, 2025 07:56 PM (9r4XZ)

My wife's kin hale from southwest Ohio. Very, very German. Lots of small towns, each with a big church. the biggest landmarks on the horizon were the church steeples of other nearby towns. Very reminiscent of what we saw when I was stationed in Germany.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

221 Just a warning, the theme of the comments in the Cafe seems to be "meep."

Don't question it, just play along....

Posted by: tankdemon at May 09, 2025 08:00 PM (gkIzt)

222 207 I proposed this illustration.

There is a line at a deli counter.

I cut to the front of the line.

Somebody challenges my right to be served before him.

And I say, hold on. Wait a minute. Let's have a proper process.
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That sounds fair, doesn't it?
Posted by: Axeman
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As a youth at an Agricultural Society dance in line, with an adult, to get some beers a fellow with an urgent excuse attempted to cut in front. A man further back told him in no uncertain terms, the line forms at the rear, the cutter looked for support and found none. He exited the hall.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 08:04 PM (sB5dv)

223 My Dad's middle name was LeRoy. He hated that middle name. "It's le Roy, not Leeroy!"

Middle names are the parents' way of messing with the kid's head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 09, 2025 07:56 PM (0aYVJ)

My great grandfather was named Leroy at birth, and was known as Roy, but he was offered a mule by a relative if he changed his name to his, so he took on the name "Matthew" and so went his whole life as Matthew Roy, and his oldest son, my grandfather, was named after him.
Then during WWII, in doing some work that needed a background check, it was discovered that his name officially was still Leroy, and he went through the trouble of changing it officially since all his licensing was under Matthew Roy.

After which my Grandfather referred to him as Matthew Roy the Second, since his father was officially "named" after him

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 08:05 PM (D7oie)

224 We're still winning about this lively display of TDS. The leftards are exposing themselves for what they are so all can see. That stunt was not the flex they thought it was.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 09, 2025 09:00 PM (XjTSo)

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