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Quick Hits
New York state Attorney General Letitia James was heckled by a President Trump supporter at a community hearing, where she claimed the freshly opened federal criminal probe into her alleged mortgage fraud is "baseless." James was interrupted at a community impact hearing in Westchester on Thursday night, just hours after the Trump administration opened a formal criminal probe into James over the alleged mortgage fraud involving her Brooklyn and Virginia properties. "Apologize to Donald Trump for wasting millions of dollars in the state of New York," the MAGA booster shouted from the audience.Jaguar has fired the advertising firm that ran it's all-gay, all-trans rebranding campaign.
Midnight's Edge points out that this Trans Rebranding effort didn't take place until the final quarter of 2024 -- meaning that this 25% drop in sales occurred in just three months. The National Archive head who allowed Lizzo to use James Madison's priceless, fragile crystal flute has been fired. The left keeps pushing us towards violence. They will not enjoy the end state of the process.
Jaguar Land Rover is looking to replace its current advertising agency just months after the company faced a backlash over its controversial rebrand. The company launched a review of its global creative account - currently held by Accenture Song and its in-house agency Spark44 until mid-2026 - following widespread criticism over its campaign, The Telegraph reported. Critics of the radical rebrand - including Nigel Farage and Elon Musk - accused the carmakers of abandoning their 'jag-man' heritage. It comes after the company announced plans to shift to electric vehicles with a bizarre new advertisement featuring brightly dressed models but no cars. The group also abandoned its iconic 'growler' cat badge, replacing it with a curved geometric J and L symbol. Defending the campaign late last year, JLR's Managing Director Rawdon Glover told the Financial Times: 'If we play in the same way that everybody else does, we'll just get drowned out.' However sales plunged by more than a quarter in 2024 with Jaguar selling 33,320 cars, a significant drop from the 61,661 sold in 2022 and the 161,601 sold in 2019. Jaguar's failed campaign follows a series of other similar woke rebrands from other big corporations such as Nike and Coca-Cola.
Wild video captured the disgusting moment an enraged woman spat on former Trump-nominee lawyer Ed Martin in the middle of a TV interview. The sick ordeal unfolded as Martin was speaking to Newsmax on Thursday about President Trump's decision to withdraw his nomination to serve as the top federal prosecutor for Washington, DC, instead tapping Fox News' Jeanine Pirro. Martin was mid-sentence when the unidentified woman suddenly appeared while walking a dog and started waving her finger in his face. "You are Ed Martin," she could be heard saying aggressively. She then hurled abuse at him before launching a huge gob of spittle at close range, before stomping off as a speechless Martin watched in horror. "You are a disgusting man," the spitter shouted at one point. The footage has already been viewed millions of times on social media, with many ripping the woman as a "crazed leftist" and "psychotic lib." The disgusting interaction came just hours after Trump revealed he was pulling Martin's nomination amid bipartisan concerns about the conservative activist's modest legal experience, divisive politics and support for Jan. 6 rioters.
Three Memphis cops found "not guilty" in prosecution over killing of a black criminal. BLM tried to make this a Rioting Opportunity. Alas for them, the three cops are black.
Three former Memphis police officers were found not guilty by a state jury on all charges, including second-degree murder, in the 2023 death of Tyre Nichols. The jury, after deliberating for eight and a half hours over two days, acquitted Tadarrius Bean, Demetrius Haley, and Justin Smith at the conclusion of a nine-day trial. Despite the state-level acquittal, the three former officers still face the possibility of years in prison due to their convictions on federal charges last year in connection with Nichols' death.It's almost as if black criminals are living out a never-ending racial psychodrama in which they must prove their value as warriors to the tribe by pointlessly fighting with police at every opportunity, while demanding the rest of us apologize for making them kill themselves.
Libs of TikTokThere is no voter fraud committed by Democrats, Bigot:
@libsoftiktok BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly sent a memo to the DoD to begin the process of removing transgender servicemembers from the military. The memo reportedly gives a June 6th deadline for "voluntary separation" before "involuntary separations" begin. -Reuters
Libs of TikTokTurns out the media-protected "Georgetown Scholar" -- sort of like a "Maryland Dad," except with the implication that this "scholar" might one day cure cancer -- is the son-in-law of a senior Hamas advisor and routinely posts Hamas propaganda online. The woman who resigned rather than fence a man says she's tired of being told that every time men destroy women in sports it's just because women lack "skill."
@libsoftiktok
HOLY CRAP 6 Texas officials were indicted on VOTER FRAUD charges including a Democrat JUDGE, City Council members, and a school board member: Rochelle Lozano Camacho- Frio County Judge Ramiro Trevino- Pearsall City Council member Adriann Ramirez- Pearsall Independent School District board member Carlos Segura- Former Frio County Elections Administrator Racheal Garza- Pearsall City Council member Rosa Rodriguez- campaign worker
Causality goes both ways. Students already inclined to hate other identity groups flock disproportionately to Ethnic, Gender, and Area Studies. At the same time, these activist-heavy disciplines radicalize students who flock to them for other reasons, such as low workload. https://t.co/1kzwlyMuuN
— Timur Kuran (@timurkuran) May 8, 2025
"It is our job to destroy imperialism, destroy the United States"
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) May 8, 2025
Far-left organizers with the Students for Justice in Palestine chapter at @TempleUniv explain how destroying Israel will help them achieve bigger goal of destroying America and its ideas.pic.twitter.com/v7rN9xZ3sT
The Democrat Marxist Arts & Crafts Party doesn't know anything except how to tear down statues and put up statues of Regime-Protected Aggrievement Groups.
BREAKING: Mayor Brandon Johnson backs plan to eliminate Columbus statues from Chicago's parks pic.twitter.com/fzXK5745B1
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 7, 2025
12ft "plus-size black lady" bronze statue put up in middle of Times Square: pic.twitter.com/l0aXsIr1N5
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 7, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 05:41 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 05:42 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:44 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:45 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:44 PM (l3YAf)
She beat Kamala to it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 05:45 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2025 05:46 PM (YwEeS)
Absolutely.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:46 PM (CQE5S)
Instead of being the first against the pock-marked wall.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:46 PM (ohohZ)
Maybe go find a Green Acres rerun in Bulg's honor.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
Hey, WD, thank you for sticking up for me in the last thread. I really appreciate it.
Posted by: Bulg
I mean the thread before the last thread.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:46 PM (77rzZ)
All those convicted officials seem to share a common thread - I just can't quite put my finger on it. I need Morgan Freeman as the detective to help me out on this one.
Posted by: John Murphy at May 12, 2025 05:47 PM (nbziR)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:46 PM (ohohZ)
By far the best part of being subjected to a commie takeover is watching the true believers' faces when it comes. I will be in charge of popcorn.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (42Vb+)
The memo reportedly gives a June 6th deadline for "voluntary separation" before "involuntary separations" begin. -Reuters'
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During Pride Month?
During Pride Month!?
LOL, damn right, skippy--prance your faggot ass over to the unemployment line.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (ohohZ)
How is this "caving?"
Or course, it's Swallwell so, he's probably the least informed when it comes to what's actually going on with trade negotiations.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (tT6L1)
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A priceless, fragile crystal flute, per Ace.
I hope James' flute has recovered.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (Dv3i1)
"The memo reportedly gives a June 6th deadline for "voluntary separation" before "involuntary separations" begin. -Reuters"
During PRIDE month. lol
Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (NpAcC)
Maybe go find a Green Acres rerun in Bulg's honor.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
Hey, WD, thank you for sticking up for me in the last thread. I really appreciate it.
Posted by: Bulg
I mean the thread before the last thread.
Posted by: Bulg
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Wut? I guess I will have to go back and read up.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 05:51 PM (ctrM5)
It's a direct threat to Michelle Obama. She'll never be that attractive.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 05:51 PM (VNX3d)
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Quoted without comment.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:51 PM (krQz2)
Poor Jaguar was forced to pay that nasty advertising firm for all of those bad ideas Jaguar executives definitely didn't solicit and approve. Everything is fixed now.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 05:51 PM (lIio7)
Good luck. The rot runs deep. The Marines even run gay pride propaganda now.
Posted by: John Murphy at May 12, 2025 05:51 PM (nbziR)
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I've speculated that
1) it's almost certain they are all members of LULAC
2) there's a link to the arrest last fall by Paxton, where multiple cell phones were seized, as part of a vote fraud investigation.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:51 PM (ohohZ)
Letitia James Hides From Trump DOJ By Painting Herself Bronze And Standing Very, Very Still In Times Square
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Lots of good stuff on the Bee right now (but that crack about the Rockies is definitely not funny).
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, For a Limited Time Only at May 12, 2025 05:52 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:52 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 05:52 PM (lIio7)
Do Not Click On That Link Above!
Ace, that was evil.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 12, 2025 05:53 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (tT6L1)
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They use words that have meanings they can't bother to learn.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:53 PM (krQz2)
What exactly is Swalwell celebrating?
I understand wanting to gloat at an enemy's failure, even if imagined.... but saying "we did this" about a national failure (or what you percieve as one)?
.... really?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:53 PM (yvnLa)
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 05:53 PM (ctrM5)
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He needs to be repatriated to Gaza so he can get to it. Let's not make him live here among his enemies.
Posted by: Decaf at May 12, 2025 05:53 PM (unUNN)
It's literally just a statue of a random fictitious fat black woman."
She is the un-named victim of the modern industrial food system and its negative impacts on metabolic health
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 05:54 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:54 PM (ohohZ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 12, 2025 05:54 PM (76DQP)
Posted by: bonhomme
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Pron requires a boom chicka wah wah audio warning attached to such posts.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 05:54 PM (ctrM5)
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We're making a lot of DIE.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (bhSZH)
Trump names his lawyer in the illegal and corrupt Stormy Daniels case as the interim head of the Library of Congress.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (ohohZ)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:46 PM (ohohZ)
Point of order:
The first generally doesn't get a pock-marked wall, it is usually about the 7th or 12th the pockmarks start becoming obvious.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (D7oie)
Do Not Click On That Link Above!
Ace, that was evil.
Posted by: Chuck C
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If Mozart had a time machine, that link would cause him to scrap The Magic Flute opera forever.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (yvnLa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (17s+e)
Discharge Day.
***
Dude, every day is Discharge Day.
Posted by: Post-op Tranny at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Fun fact, if the firing squad uses hollowpoints, there might not be any pockmarks. Stays in the body, not in the wall sort of thing.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (ctrM5)
One of these is not like the others
Glad they're officially not guilty
Posted by: Random Observation at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (t6ibK)
Poor Jaguar was forced to pay that nasty advertising firm for all of those bad ideas Jaguar executives definitely didn't solicit and approve. Everything is fixed now.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 05:51 PM
Yet jaguar went ahead and went full gay woke after seeing what happened to bud light after they did the exact same thing.
Stupid is what stupid does. There should be criminal prosecutions for this kind of stuff that destroys stock values and ruins normal people's 401k values.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (e5NfL)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (E0p3T)
When Stalin finds out about this, he will be very displeased!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (D7oie)
The first generally doesn't get a pock-marked wall, it is usually about the 7th or 12th the pockmarks start becoming obvious.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (D7oie)
Hot damn, sometimes the pedantry here is just a thing of beauty one can only behold and admire.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (yvnLa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Yes it is. No telling where she put it before returning it.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 05:57 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:57 PM (fVc7A)
Instead of being the first against the pock-marked wall.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:46 PM (ohohZ)
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Is it miseducation or diseducation when these pseudo-revolutionaries are not taught what happened in the past to idiots like them?
Posted by: Decaf at May 12, 2025 05:57 PM (unUNN)
I'd prefer to have him in front of a firing squad, but a Congressional committee after Dems take the House in 2026 will probably have to do.
Homan talks and behaves like a thug with a mouth full of marbles. We deserve to see him and Musk testify under oath. The problem comes when you realize that under oath means nothing to these rat-bastards. They will lie no matter what, in any situation, and without consequence.
He reminds me of Bull Connor of Birmingham AL, white supremacist, so I call him Tom Bullneck Homan.
I'd like to see him and Dump on a major M$M network interview with footage rolling of the brutal deportations (the ones where infants are taken from their mothers) and make these two fucking fucks own and defend their hideous, inhumane display of cruelty so America can see with their own eyes the kind of monster they elected.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 05:57 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:52 PM (42Vb+)
My former office was on the same block as one of her childhood homes (not her birthplace, later on in her childhood). Cherry Street in Fort Collins CO. It' a historical site, but it's also a private residence. there are signs telling folks to not peek in the windows.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 12, 2025 05:57 PM (0aYVJ)
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According to an interview I've since heard with Martin, the woman has been identified.
US Marshals need to arrest her posy-haste for willfully assaulting a federal officer as she clearly knew his identity.
Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 05:57 PM (8NnHO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2025 05:57 PM (QnmlO)
I wish the James woman would be imprisoned, but it will never happen.
Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2025 05:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Did you watch the video? I now need eye bleach and therapy.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: PG at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (afPT4)
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That is a nasty woman.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (EGr8c)
At least Lizzo was careful with it. So far as I know, the flute was returned in the same condition it was in before.
The same can't be said for the Martin acoustic guitar Tarantino tricked Russell into smashing so Tarantino could get his precious genuine reaction.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (lIio7)
Lizzo, for all her antics, is apparently a legitimately good flautist.
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Meh. She's no Rampal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (Q/9M+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:49 PM (42Vb+)
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No, we need more statues of such luminaries as Joy Reid and Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Decaf at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2025 05:59 PM (paSBy)
Discharge Day.
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Dude, every day is Discharge Day.
Posted by: Post-op Tranny
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F'ing brutal and accurate.
Nice.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:59 PM (ohohZ)
That is a policy I disagree with. I voted to deport the kids, too.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (l3YAf)
The first generally doesn't get a pock-marked wall, it is usually about the 7th or 12th the pockmarks start becoming obvious.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (D7oie)
Hot damn, sometimes the pedantry here is just a thing of beauty one can only behold and admire.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (yvnLa)
And aspire to.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (CQE5S)
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Her twerking while playing it fulfilled the "ridiculous" expectation.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (EGr8c)
Posted by: ...
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To watching the Commies take over, I prefer being dead on top of a hot pile of smoking brass with smitten foes scattered before me. Sort of the new Viking burial motif except no boat.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (ctrM5)
This is a ban-worthy comment in my opinion.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (lIio7)
Put up a statue of Iman, or someone hot like her.
Is it the uglification of society?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (xcxpd)
Poor Jaguar was forced to pay that nasty advertising firm for all of those bad ideas Jaguar executives definitely didn't solicit and approve. Everything is fixed now.
Posted by: bonhomme
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They are MBA's, they don't know how to think. They studied the prospective spreadsheet. Their attachment to the real world or how a valid spreadsheet relates to the real world doesn't exist.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (bhSZH)
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Cleopatra
LOL
We have Ms. Wakanda My Fries R Cold.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (ohohZ)
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Camacho, Trevino, Ramirez, Segura, Garza, and Rodriguez?
I'm sensing a La Raza-type pattern here ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (B5Gjr)
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 05:56 PM (ctrM5)p/i]
well practiced squads choose to stand the condemned at the corner of a building so any overpenetration will ricochet down range and not endanger the firing line.
It is little touches like this which make arbitrary arrest and execution much safer.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (yvnLa)
OTOH, not only would they not have allowed a straight, white male flautist to play it, there was no reason to allow anyone to fuck around with a fragile historical piece just because they might have some knowledge of it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (ExV1e)
Funny
"Bull" Connor of Selma Bridge infamy was not just a registered democrat, but a member of the DNC.
Posted by: Miklos recalls at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (kpS4V)
Whig, my basic point, though I probably did not have express it very well, was that any statistic is an abstraction.
But actual human activity (in this case, procreation), is based, not an abstraction, but on a physical human act.
So, my real question, however unartfully phrased, was how to map the abstraction onto the physical act.
For which honest question, and its follow-ups, I got savaged by TJM and others.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 06:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ShainS
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She has been identified and arrested from news reports yesterday. Big time charge of assaulting federal officials--maximum is ten years in prison.
She learned that stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:02 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 12, 2025 06:02 PM (lCHt6)
The people who say this never follow through. The commies have marched through damn near every institution with only token resistance.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:03 PM (l3YAf)
Umm... yeah. A VERY subtle nod, indeed. She's a human figure, standing upright. That's where the similarities end.
Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2025 06:03 PM (0Id0S)
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And plethora of high-demand and -paying jobs ... but mostly low workload.
Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 06:03 PM (B5Gjr)
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Cleopatra
LOL
We have Ms. Wakanda My Fries R Cold.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (ohohZ)
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Cleopatra (that particular one) was mostly Greek and...Persian? I forget. But a Ptolemy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Sherman Jefferson at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (ArbhN)
Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2025 06:03 PM (0Id0S)
And her broccoli is hanging out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (yvnLa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:52 PM (42Vb+)
They could have put up a statue of Rachel Dolezal and hit two birds with one stone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (ExV1e)
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(goes back to look at the statue again because I'm not entirely sure that's true)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (EGr8c)
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This statement brought to you by the exact same people raging in horror, claiming that Trump called for the execution of Liz Cheney.
When he said, "give her a gun and see how she likes it when 9 people are shooting back."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (ohohZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (4/Kdf)
where she is reaching out with one hand,
and the other has a humungous 'horse pistol'
would be epic.
It needs to have a banner that says,
"Come with me if you want to live", though.
Posted by: retropox at May 12, 2025 06:05 PM (1WE9O)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2025 06:05 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (ExV1e)
"I said bronze, not brass!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:05 PM (yvnLa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (kpS4V)
Greek and Greek, her family tree was a telephone pole IIRC. Lots of deliberate incest to keep the bloodline 'pure'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 12, 2025 06:05 PM (xcxpd)
So, my real question, however unartfully phrased, was how to map the abstraction onto the physical act.
For which honest question, and its follow-ups, I got savaged by TJM and others.
Posted by: Bulg
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I read the exchange. Ctrl F is a helluva useful search finder for threads.
Gray boxes does not allow a lot of nuance so easy to misread or misunderstand what people are trying to say. But, your point is one of the key problems in all endeavors struggling to use mathematics and statistics to map real world events and occurrences.
The map is only a representation of the territory.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:05 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: toby928 at May 12, 2025 06:05 PM (GlekL)
If Columbus hadn't 'discovered' and begun to colonize the American continents, someone else from the Old World would have done it, sooner or later. The occupants of the Americas may have been initially treated a little better or a little worse by other Old Worlders than the Spaniards. But their lives would be radically changed forever, not to the liking of the vast majority. Severe Old World diseases would come across the Atlantic no matter which European or Arab country's sailors first got here in numbers.
Yet the Left tries to convince their waterhead minions that if not for Columbus, the American continents would today still be a paradise, peopled only by peaceful Native Americans living in total harmony with each other and with Mother Gaia. Total BS Propaganda.
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2025 06:06 PM (aBgBM)
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I've got a great idea for a prank involving relocating the Wall Street bull statue.
Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 06:06 PM (B5Gjr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:55 PM (yvnLa)
She's flautulent?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (bhSZH)
Jags are expensive cars. Gays, on average, have more disposable money. I have an idea. -- Brit MBA
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:01 PM (kpS4V)
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It's what I've observed with these people. Their heart is in doubling down.
This is why we get the cycles where the Demedia says "Next time, we're really going to listen to where the center of opinion is at", and then they don't and bag off on "Populism" until they receive their next defeat.
The "Personal is Political", so their heart does not appear to be in making adjustments, that look to themselves like compromise.
They are not thinking. They are rebelling. And rebelling seems less like adjusting than doubling down.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (4/Kdf)
"Wait, jizya's only 10%?"
"Yep."
"Shit, I'm paying north of 30%. And you're gonna ride off all the perverts and weirdos?"
"Yep."
"Welcome aboard, Pilgrim. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (yvnLa)
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Gonna need a bit of Hollywood for that, champ:
'Cause those videos don't exist.
Maybe you can stand-in Queenie Cortez by a chain-link fence squeezing onions by her eyes so she can shed more tears for another empty parking lot?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (ohohZ)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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And you say that nothing ever changes when it does. I simply do not care whatever you have to say because your noise to signal ratio is much to large.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (A2D3h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Speaking of different nics, her name is now 'Nkechi Amare Diallo'. Only a racist would use her real name.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (XeU6L)
http://tiny.cc/yckj001
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 06:08 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: retropox at May 12, 2025 06:08 PM (1WE9O)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:08 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2025 06:09 PM (SZhzZ)
'Run! Get Out While You Can!' Scream Dying Ferns As Woman Brings In New Houseplant
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 06:09 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:09 PM (yvnLa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (XeU6L)
what a dumb name.
Posted by: Knights who say NIH! at May 12, 2025 06:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 12, 2025 06:09 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2025 06:09 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:08 PM (l3YAf)
Get out more.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:10 PM (yvnLa)
Not to mention white. Oddly, this group of refugees is not getting the same support from the left as Maryland Man.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2025 06:10 PM (Q/9M+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*eyes anyone who even would know that suspiciously*
Posted by: Miklos commences to deduce at May 12, 2025 06:10 PM (t6ibK)
Knock down that 12 foot high abomination in Times Square.
Jeebus, what crap is being foisted on this country.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2025 06:11 PM (GufPK)
You know what that means.
Weezy, I can explain!
Posted by: Sherman Jefferson at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (t6ibK)
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LOL
Somebody erect a statue of Sherman Helmsley opposite STAT. Plus, I just read that he was gay, so, representation!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:11 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 12, 2025 06:11 PM (k9OZB)
When he said, "give her a gun and see how she likes it when 9 people are shooting back."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 06:04 PM (ohohZ)
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Easy to make that mistake, as we so often have executioners "shooting back" when we give the sentenced guns.
It's our "due process".
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:11 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Socratease at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (YgfoU)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (EGr8c)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (vsTPo)
http://tiny.cc/yckj001
Posted by: bonhomme
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If they do not get out their families now, pretty clear that a lot of blacks in South Africa want them dead. Including the kids. Pretty sobering stuff.
The solo male refugee status indicates they are here to get bennies and commit crimes at best.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (ctrM5)
Jeebus, what crap is being foisted on this country.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2025 06:11 PM (GufPK)
Nah, just make fun of it enough and they'll pull it down themselves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (yvnLa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (4/Kdf)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2025 06:09 PM (kTd/k)
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There was one, but it was torn down by rioting idiots who didn't know who this great American was.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (kpS4V)
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It's an excellent rendition
Posted by: Braenyard
Shoulda made it a bobblehead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2025 06:13 PM (W2Pud)
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Fatness is an epidemic among black women. Apparently the average black woman weights MORE than the average black man so long as we keep height the same (i.e. the average black woman who is 5 foot 7 weighs more than the average black man who is 5 foot 7).
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 06:13 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:10 PM (yvnLa)
I think it’s you that needs to get out more. This country is full of lunatics and perverts.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:13 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2025 06:07 PM (XeU6L)
My real world name is Billionaire McHugeCock but for some reason I am not surrounded by supermodels. I also suspect racism.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2025 06:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 12, 2025 06:13 PM (wBaIH)
It's hilarious that they're firing their own ad agency knowing full well that their agency was the lead and the other agency was just following orders.
One look at their VP of Marketing told me exactly what their problem was, the guy looked & acted like a character from one of their ads.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 06:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ordinary American
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Every time we think the lefties in society cannot go lower, they surprise us. Leaving destroyed institutions and businesses in their wake.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (ctrM5)
There is a video of an infant "being torn from his family" to be deported to a country he'd never been to.
And the left cheered when it happened.
While the right were the only people trying to keep him with his family and the only home he knew.
It'll never be shown on any major network.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (ohohZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (yvnLa)
Whatever happened to what the dogs catch they get to eat.
Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (FhXTo)
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It was Bud Light, don't attach that monstrosity to Miller Light.
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Nkechi Amare Diallo at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (t6ibK)
One look at their VP of Marketing told me exactly what their problem was, the guy looked & acted like a character from one of their ads.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Surely Not!
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (ctrM5)
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Want to blow their minds?
Teach them who lawn jockeys represent and the role they played in freeing slaves.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (EGr8c)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (vsTPo)
Bud Light I think still takes the cake. That was just aggressively fake, gay and lame.
Jag was just gay and lame. Maybe fake. At least they did not have a tranny lounging across the hood of the electric car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (SZhzZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (4/Kdf)
Segregation is Back, Baby! Even Deah Old Hahvahad is getting into the act with separate, Black With a Capital “B” graduation ceremonies.
Other schools are excluding Whitie as a matter of focus, with an emphasis on making sure everyone feels “safe” by keeping their Student Union free of the pernicious effects of Whitey-Ness. It’s all Hate Whitey Needs To Die and the rest of it.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (3lPIc)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2025 06:09 PM (kTd/k)
Apparently, two in NY (Rochester and Central Park) and one in DC (at the Capitol).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM (vsTPo)
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They didn't want their voice drowned out, apparently.
So.... the straight drop avoided them fading into the crowd.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Crusader
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I think Miller Light's turn in the spotlight of shame is next week.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (TN0g+)
Yes indeed. Sorry.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (vsTPo)
We should resettle them in Detroit. They’ll want a ticket back to J-burg as soon as possible.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (l3YAf)
I didn't know the guy had it in him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (A2D3h)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (hUAHw)
Rawdon Glover, managing director of the Indian-owned firm, also hit out at the 'vile hatred and intolerance' directed at the eccentric-looking models who appeared in the video released on November 18.
In a new interview, he denied the rebrand exercise - which has ditched the iconic 'growler' logo of a big cat and replaced the imposing, all-caps typeface with one that appears to read 'JaGuar' - was meant to be a 'woke' statement.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (TN0g+)
Miller lite had their own, lower grade woke ad. I think it was some woman talking about how bad men are. In a beer commercial.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (SZhzZ)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (JkCto)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (SZhzZ)
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It's an excellent rendition
Posted by: Braenyard
Shoulda made it a bobblehead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2025 06:13 PM (W2Pud)
Tie the head to a seismometer. The more the ground shakes, the more the head moves.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (ctrM5)
They're kind of like maggots.
They can really only feast on diseased and necrotic tissue.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (yvnLa)
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"Why didn't those transphobes give her David's genitalia! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (B5Gjr)
Well, one out of two ain’t bad..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (JkCto)
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She is rather calm. She needs to smile, though.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:18 PM (4/Kdf)
Unusual why they chose Time Square.
Long way from Sanford and Son's junkyard.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 06:18 PM (ohohZ)
I was under the impression that if a black man became a police officer then he automatically became a white man?
Have they changed the rules again without telling anybody?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 06:18 PM (6ydKt)
He said people were laughing and mocking it as they walked by and overheard many of them commenting on how ridiculous it was
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 12, 2025 06:18 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 06:19 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Dunno. Average age of farmers is pretty old in the US now. But, right now, land prices are pretty high because investors moved into that asset when inflation increased along with food prices. They might be able to get employment though plus farmers are usually pretty good mechanics, especially in somewhere like South Africa where it has been difficult to get in parts, etc.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:19 PM (ctrM5)
The entire state should be wearing “Kick Me” signs and bending over every time someone says they dropped a quarter.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 12, 2025 06:20 PM (hUAHw)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
If hands are on hips, how can I Talk to the Hand?
Posted by: Miklos admits confusion at May 12, 2025 06:20 PM (t6ibK)
We should resettle them in Detroit. They’ll want a ticket back to J-burg as soon as possible.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:16 PM (l3YAf)
Bravo. That will get you attention. Good boy, you get a cookie.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 06:20 PM (D7oie)
The fashion industry finally found a cheap source of “women” with the bodies of teen boys, which is their normal fare.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:20 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 12, 2025 06:20 PM (hUAHw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Some confiscated Chinese-owned farmland might be a start.
Posted by: Miklos Suggests at May 12, 2025 06:21 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Skip
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I do not want to see TJM twerking while playing the flute. I don't want to see anyone twerking while playing the flute.
I dislike the flute because sibling was in the band and played it. Her practice made my sinuses hurt.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:21 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2025 06:12 PM
Yes it was, but the decision to go all electric is an even bigger blunder. I've owned two but will never buy another one.
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 12, 2025 06:21 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:14 PM (ctrM5)
They're kind of like maggots.
They can really only feast on diseased and necrotic tissue.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:17 PM (yvnLa)
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Parasitoids: living in close association with their hosts at the hosts' expense -- eventually resulting in the death of the hosts.
Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 06:21 PM (H1MEk)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2025 06:20 PM (D7oie)
I don’t like people who have given up their lands to commies. It’s bad enough here in America.
If we import anyone it should be people with a history of killing communists.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:22 PM (l3YAf)
They can really only feast on diseased and necrotic tissue.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Perceptive comment.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:22 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 12, 2025 06:22 PM (/U5Yz)
Every black women i know of whether YouTubers or in real life that went full keto or carnivore instantly dropped the excess weight
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 12, 2025 06:23 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2025 06:23 PM (LHPAg)
Thanks for the info.
I hope they do get some traumatic as they left under very difficult circumstances and may not know anyone here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 06:23 PM (42Vb+)
The problem with the Jaguar ad was that it didn't go extreme or far enough and failed to capture the left's imagination.
But for a measley $50 million US, my ad company will take Jaguar into a bolder new direction.
Jaguar and bestiality.
When trannies are no longer cool.
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 12, 2025 06:23 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 12, 2025 06:24 PM (hUAHw)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Eh, decadence follows wealth in a lot of cases.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:24 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 12, 2025 06:22 PM (/U5Yz)
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FAG: Fake And Gay
Faguar: Fake And Gay u are.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 12, 2025 06:24 PM (XMwZJ)
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It's the opposite. Those poor ladies don't understand it but they're bred, groomed, and encouraged to be rude, loud, mean, ignorant, etc in order to work certain positions in order to protect the corporations assets. Customer service, collections, etc.
It's encouraged and they have no how they're being used.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (EGr8c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Some confiscated Chinese-owned farmland might be a start.
Posted by: Miklos Suggests at May 12, 2025 06:21 PM (t6ibK)
Missouri, here they come.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (4/Kdf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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True of John Waters' cinema as well.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (krQz2)
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I think Chris Farley "Chippendales Audition" Exemption may apply in this case ...
youtube.com/watch?v=stqG2ihMvP0
Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (9sAFu)
Some would probably surprise men. Women prefer guys to be in the 8-15% body fat range. Lots of guys will assume they have to be super shredded. He also talked about how height is important, but it has diminishing returns above about 6'3".
One thing that surprised me was the general rule that women prefer men to be about 35 lbs heavier than them. Of course, this is a general rule. But if she's 150, your best bet is 185ish. This assumes you adhere to the previous rules, of course. Another one that surprised me is many women don't care that much about how big your thighs are. The muscular butt is important. They don't want you to have that rooster build, but huge muscular thighs are just not the big draw many guys might assume.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (pphdb)
You know what that means.
Is it too much to hope that it's a bobble head that moves side-to-side?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: whig
Maybe
I'd like try that myself, out of curiosity.
Posted by: Miklos notes Powerball tickets are for the rich these days at May 12, 2025 06:26 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:26 PM (krQz2)
I hope they do get some traumatic as they left under very difficult circumstances and may not know anyone here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Decent sized SA expat community here. I had several as students. Their family used the loophole of selling their land, house, etc. and converting that into African art that they could legally export to the US and sell. Meant they weren't broke here.
One SA expat is Kim DuToit of 2A fame who I think but do not know was a friend of Jim SND.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:26 PM (ctrM5)
Yes, that’s exactly my point. Instead of killing the commies they’re just running away.
Besides, it’s not my fault a bunch of Dutch and English screwed up their country. They had A-bombs, wtf. How do you have A-bombs and have your country stolen?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:27 PM (l3YAf)
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This brain damaged fuckpig who play acts being a 12 year old girl despite being an adult gay all day soy boy just gobbles up millions by being a vapid tiktok influencer but yeah America suxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 12, 2025 06:27 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2025 06:27 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2025 06:27 PM (aBgBM)
It's literally just a statue of a random fictitious fat black woman."
Not even anatomically correct. Her tits should look like zeppelins.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 06:27 PM (4dDXL)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2025 06:28 PM (zrlyb)
Posted by: Gref
The refugees can hurt them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 06:28 PM (4dDXL)
This is was great boon to Trump as most of the hoods out there know the DA and judges just make shit up if you do not pay them off. Sure, the hoods did the crime... But they did NOT do the twenty other things they were also charged with if they couldn't come up with $1000s in bribes.
Come on. You know Trump is not the first one facing Trumped up charges. They been doing this for decades.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 06:29 PM (/lPRQ)
I'd like try that myself, out of curiosity.
Posted by: Miklos notes Powerball tickets
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Only if you want to find out who really loves you and doesn't care about the money.
Some really tragic stories of lottery winners and other suddenly wealthy types going off the rails.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:29 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Mr. Steed at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Yep. A lot of it is show me the man and I will show you the crime sort of thing.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (ctrM5)
CBS News@CBSNews
The deadly storms that tore through eight U.S. states in early April, killing at least 24 people, were made significantly worse by climate change, according to a study released this week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, For a Limited Time Only at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:25 PM (4/Kdf)
I’m aware of the history. I don’t know why that gives them the right to US citizenship. American citizenship, if it must be given to foreigners, should be given to those with a history of successfully beating communism.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (l3YAf)
Take Swalwell as an example.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (4/Kdf)
which really makes the insults on-air more enjoyable.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (NwfFc)
OK then.
Posted by: Romeo13
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And the judiciary will be reminded of how many divisions that they have.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:31 PM (ctrM5)
Some really tragic stories of lottery winners and other suddenly wealthy types going off the rails.
Posted by: whig
I would only hire lawyers, accountants, and firearms instructors from among the Horde.
Posted by: Miklos might be crazy, but he ain't stupid at May 12, 2025 06:31 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Women and children hardest hit.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2025 06:31 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Miklos
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I admit to being wealth-curious myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2025 06:31 PM (XeU6L)
******
I saw that video, my theory is that women like guys who look healthy, because healthy translates into long life, which translates into being able to take care of women much longer
The guys that are shredded do not look healthy, they look roided up, and I think that puts women off
The ideal is the Henry Cavill build when he worked out for playing Superman. That’s the build I want to have and set my Gaaaaaaaaainzzzz for
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 12, 2025 06:32 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:32 PM (l3YAf)
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they should fire everyone who signed off on the advertising theme
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2025 06:33 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:33 PM (kpS4V)
It's literally just a statue of a random fictitious fat black woman.
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Darkseid transitioning.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Gref
FWIW, here is where they should go.
"America’s most farming-dependent counties overwhelmingly backed President-elect Donald Trump in this year’s election by an average of 77.7%.
Trump has appeared on three presidential ballots, beginning in 2016. In 2020 and 2024, he increased his support nationwide, topping 50% in this year’s popular vote.
However, Trump also increased his support this year among farming-dependent counties by nearly two percentage points compared to 2020.
Farming-dependent counties are defined by the USDA as counties where 25% or more of average annual earnings were derived from farming, or 16% or more of jobs were in farming."
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:34 PM (ctrM5)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Zombie Michelangelo at May 12, 2025 06:34 PM (R/m4+)
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Not going to say it is usually just brute strength,
But it's just brute strength.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 06:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:35 PM (l3YAf)
A brief standoff unfolded on Capitol Hill after library workers turned away two top Justice Department officials installed by Todd Blanche, the deputy attorney general, who has been named acting librarian.
Sounds insurrectiony.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 12, 2025 06:35 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 12, 2025 06:35 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Miklos
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Hookers, blow, and machine guns are enough to drive anyone to bankruptcy.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:35 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:35 PM (4/Kdf)
Posted by: jsg at May 12, 2025 06:36 PM (SATZE)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 06:36 PM (ypFCm)
The judge also actually committed a crime from the bench when he declared his appraisal of Trump's property. It was done with the prejudicial intent to make the facts fit the charges.
Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2025 06:36 PM (VofaG)
OK then.
Posted by: Romeo13
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And the judiciary will be reminded of how many divisions that they have.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:31 PM (ctrM5)
What is really interesting is that they are saying it in public platforms... they are doing interviews... which really tarnishes the idea that every case before them will be Judged just on the Cases merits...
This is not being Judicial... this is being openly partisan... for the Power of the Court.
Congress needs to curb stomp this crap... but won't.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2025 06:37 PM (mP0Kj)
OK then.
Posted by: Romeo13
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They are also totally apolitical. Sure John.
To be fair Roberts is just waiting for the case that will be more fameous than Dredd Scott.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 06:37 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Miklos
How about medical experts?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 12, 2025 06:38 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2025 06:38 PM (AIhUY)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
If that's the bar, then no one gets citizenship. Not the Cubans, not the South Vietnamese, not the Cambodians, no one. Because none of them successfully beat the commies.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 06:38 PM (4dDXL)
Where are the rest if the bitch-slapping, hair-pulling, headlock-applying, clothes tearing, and loudly cussing "sistas" of that Gulliver?
If you intend to go "representational", go full bore or go home.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2025 06:38 PM (XeTAE)
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They could just rule on birthright citizenship, as Trump is requesting.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)
The judge also actually committed a crime from the bench when he declared his appraisal of Trump's property. It was done with the prejudicial intent to make the facts fit the charges.
Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2025 06:36 PM (VofaG)
So, they had hearings on the Appeal for this crap.... where is the ruling?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2025 06:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (4/Kdf)
If the sculptor was depicting Tish, I think he got the pose wrong. Hard to tell from images from street level, but I don't think the statue's head is correctly tilted-up to show disdain of, and superiority to, mere mortals. The Barry Obama-Tish James-Kamala Harris head-tilt, pointing your chin towards the lesser beings and looking down at them.
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2025 06:39 PM (aBgBM)
For the top tier, fencing is about conditioning and skill and a lot of luck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 06:39 PM (yvnLa)
No man parts.
The Left would look even more foolish and lose all support except for the most radical when they argue against this requirement.
Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2025 06:39 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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President Buchanan has little resemblance to PDT. Andy Jackson is more appropriate. They should take that in full consideration that in the scheme of things, they only matter if they have any reputation left with the other two branches. They have pretty much pissed that away.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:39 PM (ctrM5)
The guys that are shredded do not look healthy, they look roided up, and I think that puts women off
You may be right, but I think there's more. This picture of Olly Murs made the rounds last month. It's a side by side of him before and after a 12 week program. In the before, you can make out his abs, but he's got a bit of a dad body. In the after, he's shredded, but in my opinion he doesn't look roided up. Women were everywhere saying he looked better before. This shook a lot of guys.
http://tiny.cc/4fkj001
You can say it's the lighting or the smile or the clothes, but women frequently confound guys with their preference for a little bit of fat over shredded.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 06:40 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 06:38 PM (4dDXL)
Hell, under that standard a log of AMERICANS don't qualify, as they ARE commies... or support them (Democrats)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2025 06:40 PM (mP0Kj)
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they should fire everyone who signed off on the advertising theme
Posted by: runner
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It was a concesus.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 06:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Nobody there has the will to do what must be done.
So another country falls to communism and the lifeboat gets a bit more crowded. While at the same time the lifeboat itself is half conquered by the communists and headed to a future between Brazil and South Africa.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:41 PM (l3YAf)
This is not being Judicial... this is being openly partisan... for the Power of the Court.
Congress needs to curb stomp this crap... but won't.
Posted by: Romeo13
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What will happen is that Scotus will render a stupid decision and be ignored. That is the beginning of the end of judicial review. The other branches sayin' "Naw, we're good."
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:41 PM (ctrM5)
If you intend to go "representational", go full bore or go home.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2025 06:38 PM (XeTAE)
It takes time to set up an additional 10 kids from different fathers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 06:41 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:30 PM (4/Kdf
At least it's not twerking.
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 12, 2025 06:41 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Of course. I already have an Insom Original tire iron, which can be heated.
Definitely catering services, and probably dating advice.
I am a River unto my People!
Posted by: Rich Miklos abu Tayi at May 12, 2025 06:42 PM (t6ibK)
Noce of him to admit to treason.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 06:42 PM (4dDXL)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 06:40 PM
A good workman always builds a shed over his tools.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2025 06:42 PM (NlwkK)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 12, 2025 06:42 PM (HEvER)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 12, 2025 06:43 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:43 PM (4/Kdf)
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it: No more male Supreme Court nominees!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:44 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2025 06:44 PM (VofaG)
Noce of him to admit to treason.
Posted by: rickb223
And that gives Trump the power to blast his smug ass in return. Plus discontinue the FISA court by refusal to submit anything to it. Use the national secrets doctrine that the judiciary has no role in determining how this country is defended and so has no right to information regarding foreign diplomacy, deportations, etc.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:44 PM (ctrM5)
Different phases of the conversation.
You talk to the hand after you didn't get your mind right when the hands were on the hips.
Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2025 06:44 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Unless NY is different somehow, there's no way know how long an appellate court will take to issue an opinion after arguments.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 06:45 PM (UBKzV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 06:43 PM (4/Kdf)
Enjoy supper.
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 12, 2025 06:45 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2025 06:44 PM (kpS4V)
Agreed. The Supreme Court is a relic of a bygone era. Abolish it.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 06:45 PM (l3YAf)
If you intend to go "representational", go full bore or go home.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle
Too much legal liability
Posted by: Miklosian Animatronics Team at May 12, 2025 06:45 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2025 06:46 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: RobertM at May 12, 2025 06:46 PM (btIS/)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2025 06:40 PM (lIio7)
I'm not sure why that is, as I can't speak for all wimmens, but it's not entirely crazy to think they prefer the guy with a little fat because we will then be a little less self-loathing about our own fat.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2025 06:47 PM (h7ZuX)
"You may be right, but I think there's more. This picture of Olly Murs made the rounds last month. It's a side by side of him before and after a 12 week program. In the before, you can make out his abs, but he's got a bit of a dad body. In the after, he's shredded, but in my opinion he doesn't look roided up. Women were everywhere saying he looked better before. This shook a lot of guys."
I can't speak for all women, but a "dad bod" - the slight paunch in the belly - tells me he's married to a woman who loves him and enjoys cooking and caring for him. He adores her, revels in what she does for him, and in return seeks to care for her in every way possible. Basically, a man and woman who love each other and put each other first. Absolutely sexy!
Posted by: moki at May 12, 2025 06:47 PM (wLjpr)
>>To be fair Roberts is just waiting for the case that will be more fameous than Dredd Scott.
Well, that chance is coming up, they have said they are taking up the Birthright Citizenship question in May, so get ready for a ruling that will essentially add 30-40million more "Americans" to to the Melting Pot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2025 06:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf
HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER
Posted by: Chief Justice Julia Roberts, feeling pretty at May 12, 2025 06:48 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 06:48 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 12, 2025 06:49 PM (A2D3h)
Well well
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 06:49 PM (ypFCm)
Somebody spits on me, they're going to be spitting teeth.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2025 06:49 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Nine at May 12, 2025 06:50 PM (agSBn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 12, 2025 06:49 PM (A2D3h)
Nope... We've got taste
Posted by: NY City Pigeons at May 12, 2025 06:50 PM (VE6XX)
Just another of an bazillion examples why I will never understand women. And why this lack of understanding is also attractive in a way.
Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2025 06:50 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (vFG9F)
Thanks. I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (/lPRQ)
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He was hanging out like nothing was happening in the before photo and posing in the ripped photo. That was likely the main issue.
The ick, I believe it's called.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (EGr8c)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (NVNRw)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (NVNRw)
Yes
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 06:52 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (NVNRw)
Agreed.
Absolutely despicable.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2025 06:53 PM (W/lyH)
So, nod = middle finger?
Posted by: Paco at May 12, 2025 06:53 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Miklos fears he may summon the Muldoon at May 12, 2025 06:53 PM (t6ibK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf
Would have been funny if John Roberts was not bashed here way more than any of the women justices.
Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2025 06:53 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (NVNRw)
Consider it a biological attack. So, yes.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 06:53 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
The section 8 housing there in Ocean View has a golf course between it and the ocean, beautiful spot.
Oh, and gunfire. And looks that kill walking through. And gangs.
Posted by: Auspex at May 12, 2025 06:53 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2025 06:51 PM (vFG9F)
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I'm a bit incredulous myself.
It's not my expectation that Roberts would out himself like that.
It's a good indicator that he should recuse himself, or decline a little bit in honor.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:54 PM (krQz2)
Now I'm curious, and I'm going to be creeping at the gym, pondering if I'm more attracted to the really muscular guys or the dad bod guys, and then I'm going to find myself in a Joey Swole reel telling me to mind my own business.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2025 06:54 PM (h7ZuX)
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Comically, if I see those guys I assume the woman doesn't cook, or at least can't cook very well, and the family eats stuff the dad makes or eats out a lot. Either way mostly crap making them fat and unhealthy.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 12, 2025 06:55 PM (EGr8c)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 06:55 PM (tT6L1)
Can't wait for Students for Justice in Palestine to show up in my class. I'll start with a pop quiz followed by a practical exercise.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2025 06:55 PM (W/lyH)
What the hell is this?
Can someone give me a cliffs notes version of this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 12, 2025 06:55 PM (OA79/)
If Robert's said his idea was to curb Trump's agenda, that seems to be a good indication that he should be recusing himself on cases against the administration.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 06:57 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Paco at May 12, 2025 06:57 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 06:59 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 07:02 PM (4/Kdf)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 12, 2025 07:02 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2025 07:11 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2025 07:15 PM (0A/JS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2025 06:00 PM (bhSZH)
There's no spreadsheet in the world that would indicate that a car ad with no cars would ever work with men.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 07:48 PM (8avO+)
The entire state should be wearing “Kick Me” signs and bending over every time someone says they dropped a quarter.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 12, 2025 06:20 PM (hUAHw)
I was saying that Trump should make a deal with Letty to consume that entire fund in exchange for a low sentence on her guilty plea.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 07:50 PM (8avO+)
What the hell is this?
Can someone give me a cliffs notes version of this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 12, 2025 06:55 PM (OA79/)
Qatar donated a plane to use for AF1 since the Boeing refits are behind schedule. As in never gonna finish late.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 07:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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President Buchanan has little resemblance to PDT. Andy Jackson is more appropriate. They should take that in full consideration that in the scheme of things, they only matter if they have any reputation left with the other two branches. They have pretty much pissed that away.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:39 PM (ctrM5)
Buchanan had little to do with Dred Scott, aside from being told the result beforehand by someone so he mentioned it in his Inauguration speech. The motives of Dred Scott to eradicate the Republican party by making its main plank 'settled' was cooked up by the Justices themselves or possibly with some encouragement from friends. There was some late change to the conclusion since a bunch of new dissents and concurrences popped up late.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 08:00 PM (8avO+)
Roman gladiators had a layer of fat by preferences so they could protect the muscles somewhat and allow some spectacular bloody slash cuts without disabling themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 08:02 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 06:15 PM (42Vb+)
Our church in Ohio did for Vietnamese Boat People in the late 70s early 80s.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 08:03 PM (8avO+)
OK then.
Posted by: Romeo13
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And the judiciary will be reminded of how many divisions that they have.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 06:31 PM (ctrM5)
Thanks Roberts for showing you have no respect for the Constitution at all. I was thinking you might not have been lying continuously when you spoke of constitutional norms all these years.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 08:06 PM (8avO+)
Now I'm curious, and I'm going to be creeping at the gym, pondering if I'm more attracted to the really muscular guys or the dad bod guys, and then I'm going to find myself in a Joey Swole reel telling me to mind my own business.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2025 06:54 PM (h7ZuX)
I remember a joke scientific paper that theorized the Dad bod was to act as a flotation device for the family in case of sudden floods. So you should definitely prefer the Dad Bod if you live in a river basin or go boating.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 08:08 PM (8avO+)
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