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Bernie Sanders on Using Expensive Private Jets -- Paid for by Billionaire Pals -- While "Fighting the Oligarchy:" "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
"No apologies," the Noted Oligarchy Fighter, and Crusader Against Carbon-Dioxide Producing Air Travel, snapped. When Sanders asked, rhetorically, "When's the last time you saw Donald Trump at National Airport," Bret Baiet replied, "He's not 'fighting the oligarchy.'"
"You think I'm going to be sitting on a waiting line," Caesar Flickerman -- excuse me, Bernie Sanders -- asks, "at United, while 30,000 people are waiting?" Sanders appeared on Fox News to answer questions about his Fight The Oligarchy tour, and Bret Baier honed in on the $220K-plus that Sanders has spent on private jet travel.
Advertisement Sanders appeared to flounder, even though he knew the question had to be coming. "When was the last time you saw Trump at National Airport during a campaign?" Sanders asked, prompting Baier to quip, "Trump isn't fighting the oligarchy." Trump also owns his own plane, bought with his own funds, although his campaigns pay for the operating costs, of course. Here's the absurd argument in its entirety, coming from someone who never worked an honest day in his life before going into radical-left activism and politics. For an old socialist, Sanders really gets defensive when questioned about his luxurious lifestyle.
This is good @BretBaier asks Bernie Sanders why he spent $221k on private jet travel during his “fighting the oligarchy tour.” Bernie says he’s too important to fly commercia l and wait in line like normal people. “No apologies.” pic.twitter.com/2gVIhsz7A4
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) May 7, 2025
A multi millionaire who's too good to wait in line at the airport like the rest of us peasants and is instead flying around on private jets is "fighting oligarchy" and climate change?
— Pro America Politics (@Pro__Trading) May 8, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (aXyeT)
Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (MFuOv)
-DU
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (aXyeT)
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (EES2L)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (ke82b)
Yes, you f'n commie.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (k3Vs9)
Posted by: Oedipus at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (Z6vKV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (8j+ew)
Ace might be a little confused -- fuckface bernie was referring to that 20K crowd a couple of months ago that they exaggerated to 30K.
So bernie is saying he couldn't keep his crowds of 30K people waiting, so he needs fly private.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (ZUOEn)
Everyone is just wasting time with their meaningless peasant lives.
....
I bet the rancid old fuck drives like an asshole, too, doesn't he?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (VoAdT)
He just continued that behavior in Congress.
He's not a socialist, he's a leech.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (a4NoL)
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (l3YAf)
Will AOC talk to Brett Baier?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (U7Gpi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (u82oZ)
He is fighting THEIR Oligarchy... not HIS Oligarchy.
It's all about what Team of Oligarchs yer on...
Just like Democracy is rule by Democrats...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (NtVYv)
The presidential runs are a grift.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (ke82b)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (a4NoL)
So he's a socialist
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (MFuOv)
I don't even think people like that fit on the gay-straight axis. They're just perverts. They get their rocks off watching fruit rot, or watching a child get beaten. They're simply monsters, from stem to stern.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (VoAdT)
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It would be a more enlightening interview if she sat with AlexStein99 instead.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (MNQG6)
Good point, I hadn't considered that angle.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (uCjyK)
given that it has most of "etaoin shrdlu", there's not mich you can spell without some of the letters.
Posted by: anachronda at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (BdTVc)
Eric Swalwell, eat your heart out.
Posted by: Bernie S. at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (l3YAf)
Bitch-clenching?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (mADJX)
Yes, you f'n commie.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (k3Vs9)
Some Pigs are more equal, than others...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (QAkQ3)
It's what they do. They use Marxist-sounding language simply as a way of installing themselves as the new emperors. Been that way since, well, the beginning.
There is no such thing as communism. It's just a verbal gimmick to trick your way into power.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)
I mocked a picture of someone holding a sign saying "tax the rich" on X, saying "who wants to tell her? [that we already tax the rich]"
Some guy commented: "well then they should tax the rich more!"
I asked him "how much should the rich be taxed?" Because the guy clearly didn't know how much they are being taxed (hint: Elon Musk pays over a billion in taxes every year LOL). They just hold positions based on emotion and gut reaction, the facts don't matter.
You know how I now this? because that's how I used to be when I was college age
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (raPis)
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: And we all know it at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (UbjG+)
Bet she's rich now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/8qYR)
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No, of course not. That's for the peasantry, not for the commissars.
Entitled never-employed asshole.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (YqDXo)
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A pretty good clam-digger too.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (OmKmS)
I thought Alex was gay?
That would make it a lot easier for Huma.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (ke82b)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (vmkyp)
Bigots.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (1m82a)
Yeah we probably all have known that super left wing nutjob that never amounted to anything and demanded everyone give them money and stuff. You know the guy that's always crashed at someone else's house and never holds a job down. That's Bernie. He just managed to do well at it, somehow. He's not even that well spoken or clever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)
Communism just feudalism with pseudo-intellectual trappings.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)
She auditioned and was selected by a shadowy group. She is an actor and puppet of guys in the shadows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (u82oZ)
There is no such thing as communism. It's just a verbal gimmick to trick your way into power.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)
Very true.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (uCjyK)
I thought Alex was gay?
That would make it a lot easier for Huma.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (ke82b)
I mean, look at him. He hasn't smelled pussy since mom shot him out the canal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (U7Gpi)
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Barely an inconvenience.
Baier is a powder puff interviewer, don't you think?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (/8qYR)
I thought Alex was gay?
That would make it a lot easier for Huma.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (ke82b)
Ikr? I can't get over just how gay he looks in that photo. I'm embarrassed for them.
Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (MFuOv)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (6ydKt)
The political landscape would look very different if the FNM actually took this sort of reporting to heart. And, based on what both they and Dem pols claim to believe in they should.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (t0Rmr)
Communism. 154 years of failure since the Paris Commune.
That failure is independent of culture, the previous richness of a country, or the skills of the people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (u82oZ)
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Huh, I assumed he came out of a pod.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)
That's literally everything they say. They don't believe any of it. Not one thing.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (MNQG6)
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Following in the stinky footsteps of his guru, Karl Marx.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (YqDXo)
Local municipalities in some areas around Burlington actually have a guy whose job is to travel around the area measuring the grass strands on front lawns. If the grass is a fraction too long, the municipality will fine the homeowner. I thought they were making this up until I saw it happening.
I never really understood how Vermont and NH could be so different. Not so much now. But, there was a time when it was a significant dichonomy.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (dIske)
Bet she's rich now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/8qYR)
All tax returns for all people seeking office should be public.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (l3YAf)
Anyone else would be flayed alive of course, but logic and reason are not tools of the Left.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (WPL6O)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (vmkyp)
Bernie has, I'm sure, been living the lifestyle of a millionaire since he got to the Senate.
At what point he hit the million dollar mark in assets, I don't know. But all of these Senators live lifestyles way above the lifestyle the rest of the country lives when they make $175,000 a year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: toby928 at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (HuV1l)
"You think I should drink out of a water fountain? No apologies for that Acqua di Cristallo Tributo."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (U7Gpi)
And that was already a pretty f***ing giant piece.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (dadcM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (/8qYR)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (MNQG6)
Bernie's been in politics his ENTIRE working life. He held one construction job for a few weeks, determined that wasn't worth it and ran for his town's mayor role.
Since he's been in politics, education has gotten worse, deficit has gotten worse and homelessness has gotten worse.
Bernie Sanders has helped NO ONE in his lifetime. ESPECIALLY the poor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (GUOwU)
Exactly so. His career represents the ultimate in sleeping on somebody else's couch.
Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)
Communism just feudalism with pseudo-intellectual trappings.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)
The Cold War rhetoric used to crack me up... We must defend Democracies from Communism!!!!
But... uh... we are a Republic... and they are the USSR... Socialists... says so right in their name.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (/8qYR)
I look forward to the debates between her and Vance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: toby928 at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (HuV1l)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (l3YAf)
Maybe not seeking, but it should be a requirement that you make them public before assuming office at least. Maybe not. Maybe you're right.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (VoAdT)
AOC is basically the model. Broke bartender becomes a zillionaire overnight.
Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (4pwAx)
Yep.
Huma is an excellent beard.
And she only expects them to push her Muslim Brotherhood goals in returns. And hey, it's not like her sponsors are all that crazy about Christians, so it's a win-win for them.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (ke82b)
Bet she's rich now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/8qYR)
In her last financial filing, she listed assets with an upper range limit of $20 million. Broke ass poor, with massive student loans still outstanding to multimillionaire in 7 years. Honest work.... She was picked and groomed for this gig.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (pZ64F)
And that was already a pretty f***ing giant piece.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (dadcM)
"Tell him about the Twinkie."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
"You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)
Yeah its the same mindset that the king is untouchable and can do anything because he's the font of honor and placed by God. He can do what would be wrong for YOU to do, because he's the King.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (ypFCm)
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)
At least Marie wanted to give them something...
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (u82oZ)
Imagine the genius of a system that could make Germans poor.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (l3YAf)
That's all you need to know about Vermont.
Posted by: Vermont Is For Assholes at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (imQ+3)
I never really understood how Vermont and NH could be so different. Not so much now. But, there was a time when it was a significant dichonomy.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (dIske)
Vermont and New Hampshire were not very different a few generations ago.
A bunch of NY hippies moved up there to flip the state blue in the 1960's, including the Ben & Jerry's guys and Bernie.
The population of VT is 650,000. It wasn't hard to flip the state.
And those hippies built the culture around UVM and Burlington.
Anyways, most VTers and NHers who have been there a few generations are pretty similar people. Outdoors, woodsy types who smoke weed and don't like people telling them what to do and very much dislike the Massholes and New Yorkers who are always trying to fuck with their lifestyles.
Which transcends national R / D politics in a lot of ways.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (vmkyp)
Posted by: Miffed Miklos at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (t6ibK)
"You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)
He wasn't waiting in line with 30,000 people. There were 30,000 people waiting to see HIM because he's such a vibrant speaker. He doesn't want to leave THEM waiting, for he's WAY too important, so TO THE PRIVATE JET!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
"Thar's gold in them thar shills!"
Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Huma is well connected with the Muslim Brotherhood. Any sort of power draws her to attach herself like flies on manure.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (ctrM5)
Communism. 154 years of failure since the Paris Commune.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Plymouth Colony 1621.
It can't claim a *continuous* record of failure since the colonists quickly abandoned it, but you could argue the delusion never died.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (U7Gpi)
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/8qYR)
In her last financial filing, she listed assets with an upper range limit of $20 million. Broke ass poor, with massive student loans still outstanding to multimillionaire in 7 years. Honest work.... She was picked and groomed for this gig.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (pZ64F)
When asked how deep he was going to drill into Fraud, Elon Musk said... you want me to get killed?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ypFCm)
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I believe it's "multiple homos" servicing his wife.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (jNfIV)
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (QzINz)
A period that coincides with a 10-20X increase in his wealth while the average American wage has been stagnant.
Fighting the oligarchy by becoming an oligarch.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (OmKmS)
"so let me get this straight, he flies around the country in a private jet from his three houses, warning everyone about 'the oligarchy' and denouncing the rich??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (GUOwU)
Her trajectory is Maxine Waters. Fake head of an oppressed community to valve off a real reformer.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)
TO THE PRIVATE JET!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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lol, someone needs to AI Batman and Robin costumes onto Bernie and AOC and add that speech bubble.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (U7Gpi)
You can check in using your phone or one of those little kiosk doodads. So the carrier doesn't really matter (so why pick on United, which is one of the better ones?). Your wait with all the filthy peasants is mostly going to be in security, which your ass can flash your MoC pin and sail right through the side gate anyways, so who cares?
So the guy just made a gratuitous swipe at the Povvos that he really, really didn't need to, for no other reason than that he really, really hates Povvos.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (OmKmS)
440 The original center of the putative Muhammad’s religion / totalitarian political movement was neither Mecca nor Medina. Look at the oldest mosques: their qiblah (compass) point to Petra, in modern day Jordan.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (YSv5G)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (aeiyZ)
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)
This is why Trump went and worked at McDonald's. They wouldn't even do it as a stunt.
"Touch "those" people!? Heavens no!!! Do I look like an animal??"
Given the chance to go back and win by doing it first, I guaranfuckingtee Kamala wouldn't do it. She believes she should be elected without stooping so low.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (u82oZ)
Bernie isn't taking these jets. He's spending the MAX AMOUNT for private travel. He's not even bargain shopping THAT.
The man is a MASSIVE hypocrite. MASSIVE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)
__________________
No, of course not. I want him to wait in line for Greyhound.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (OmKmS)
But it looks like we are moving to a Kritarchy (rule by Judges).... so we'll have that new historic precedent!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:13 PM (QAkQ3)
VT is beautiful, but the problem is they want to tell everyone else how to live.
Build your mostly-white individualist ski resort commune and leave the rest of us alone.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:13 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
"What this room needs is more oligarchy."
(Smashes up room. Looks around, confused.)
"That wasn't real oligarchy."
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (YSv5G)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
I mean, there's a comedian, Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy." And I disagreed.
....I thought it was the raping.
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Wally at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (NXYp1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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AOC is smart enough to not debate Vance, and get destroyed in public.
If rumors bear out and she has her bulging eyes set on Chuckles Schemer I bet she wins that race.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (daREX)
Her trajectory is Maxine Waters. Fake head of an oppressed community to valve off a real reformer.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Yes! I've felt that way the minute she hit the scene. Maxine Waters, Charlie Rangel, any of those Congresszombies who get a permanent seat and a big megaphone early in their careers and just annoy the American public for the next 50 years while accomplishing nothing because their ideas are too stupid even for the Democrats.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (U7Gpi)
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (pMi6S)
"You think I'm going to be sitting on a waiting line," Caesar Flickerman -- excuse me, Bernie Sanders -- asks, "at United, while 30,000 people are waiting?" Sanders appeared on Fox News to answer questions about his Fight The Oligarchy tour,
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He's really not very good at this, is be? But the senile hippies in Vermont keep reelecting him.
At least he didn't complain about how bad the public snells, like that other pederast Harry Reid.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (iDnLi)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (uCjyK)
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I guess you could make the argument that Colorado followed a similar path.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
"What this room needs is more oligarchy."
(Smashes up room. Looks around, confused.)
"That wasn't real oligarchy."
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (pMi6S)
/Writes Oligarchy on his Cow Bell...
/starts hitting Cow Bell...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (QAkQ3)
That's all you need to know about Vermont.
Posted by: Vermont Is For Assholes at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (imQ+3)
But he's Independent like Vermonters!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
That's not how Bond villians breed. He was hatched in a test tube in a hollow volcanic island. Cut scene at the begining of the movie should have told ya.
This movie that never seems to end and Bond never shows up to kill the bad guys.
Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (VoAdT)
________________
I'd pull members of Congress (especially the Muslim types, and the entire CBC) for extra screening, but that's me. I bet they get away with all kinds of crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (YqDXo)
It's the gentriarchs.
Puddin' brain Biden isn't an outlier in the Democrat party, he's the norm.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (OmKmS)
It can't claim a *continuous* record of failure since the colonists quickly abandoned it, but you could argue the delusion never died.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (U7Gpi)
The Puritans tried it again in the English Civil War, see the Diggers.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (Aqu9a)
Matthew 23:11-12
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (jPWzX)
The Left: Look how great all the socialist countries are doing!
Us: They're all failing.
The Left: True socialism has never been tried!
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: Otto Pen at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (sJHOI)
That's all you need to know about Vermont.
Posted by: Vermont Is For Assholes
Vermont is like Rhode Island. It's not a real place.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (k3Vs9)
Posted by: Ripley
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Deep State, Sandy's first job was with AID. Also note all the former CIA agents running for office.
One thing I learned from the JFK papers is that you have Howard Hunt's name all over the place there including a meeting in 1972 with CIA reps discussing payment for expenses despite being 'retired'. Something similar for assets--they would pick up money here and there despite being little more than criminals like Stephen Halper.
A later meeting after Nixon resigned had Hunt sitting in a meeting discussing how his book was to be marketed.
Despite having the CIA review it and approve it, Howard wanted the CIA to hide that fact so he could get a bit more marketing wise--sort of an unauthorized inside story marketing ploy.
I think it is fair to say that there are no 'former' CIA agents as they simply ooze into the blob that is our ngo-Dept of State-private firm contractors arena. Now they are putting themselves into office.
Nasty IC critters.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (ctrM5)
These people.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (NpAcC)
....I thought it was the raping.
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (uCjyK)
Patton Oswalt f*cks cats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (YSv5G)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (ImXfC)
https://allthatsinteresting.com/let-them-eat-cake
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (pZ64F)
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That's after tax income too, meaning she made possibly as much as $30-40 million dollars in six years (through 2024).
I'm in the wrong business, and am now thinking the anti-oligarchy gig is looking pretty awesome.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (daREX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (k3Vs9)
Vermont is real. Most of the people are fake. Commie cardboard cutouts.
Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (xcIvR)
He also doesn't fly around condemning rich people and pretending to be a regular guy man of the people. He doesn't give speeches about the dangers of the "oligarchy" while being a member of it. What is thee point of comparing him to Trump, exactly??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (2VST1)
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No, Mr. Sanders, I expect you to die!
Posted by: A. Goldfinger at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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That little Commie got his own jet airplane,
That old Commie is a millionaire.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (ctrM5)
Bernie isn't taking these jets. He's spending the MAX AMOUNT for private travel. He's not even bargain shopping THAT.
The man is a MASSIVE hypocrite. MASSIVE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Cross country flights costs about 5-10,000 per hour in a medium sized jet, about 10 people. That's pretty expensive and sometimes you have to pay standby time for the pilot. It's really expensive.
Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (MFuOv)
....I thought it was the raping.
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (uCjyK)
Patton Oswalt is the kind of man who doesn’t own a doghouse. Because he murdered his wife!
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (ImXfC)
Some of you guys never cease to shock me in your definition of "hawt broads."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wally at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (NXYp1)
And the FBI / Capitol Police are searching for the J6 pipe bomber.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Orange Man Bad syndrome.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (ctrM5)
that court the Poors
in tails and spats
Tough! It's Us that gits...
...Lying Filthy Rich!"
Adapted from "Puttin' on the Ritz;" apologies to Fred, although I doubt he follows me.
Posted by: Ju at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (vgX6l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (vmkyp)
Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (4pwAx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (PiwSw)
We need a Dark Lab to find a genetic marker / propensity of homosexuality. Probably a fetus development issue, except for those sucked into the lifestyle.
Let parents decide.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (u82oZ)
Remember her whining about how the congressional pay wasn't high enough because of how expensive housing is in DC?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (k3Vs9)
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Silent Cal would disagree. Probably briefly, and sotto voce.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (daREX)
Right, but why not just catch an earlier flight, so those 30K won't be waiting for him?
And who is paying for his jet?
Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Sponge
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In Germany, there are brothels for guys to get it on with animals. Tells ya something. Of course, Ham Ass and other assorted goat fckers prefer raping animals than paying for it.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (ctrM5)
I went to college in Burlington VT. Bernie was mayor for part of that time. He used to hold speeches in front of the original Ben & Jerry’s ice cream shop (old time gas station). He was yelling about revolution and against capitalism in those days. He looked and sounded like a lunatic with his crazy hair sticking straight up. I was young then but smart enough to know this guy was a schmendrick, even 40 years ago.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (lIN5E)
"Like. A. Boss."
*ahem*
-- Al Gore, private jet-and-mansion collector Climate Alarmist
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (ke82b)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SQUANTO at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Ak2xC)
What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.
India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (lCWOD)
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Having a soy-infused boyfriend isn't going to help her in that department, though I wish them the best.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (OmKmS)
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Old & Busted: Eminence Front.
New Hotness: Communist Front.
[With apologies to The Who']
It's an communist front
It's an communist front, it's a put on
It's a put on, it's a put on, it's a put on
Come on join The Party, dress to kill
Won't you come and join The Party dress to kill
Dress to kill
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (Yw8Ag)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
I separate the art from the artist.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (ImXfC)
Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport is the official name.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (u82oZ)
Feh. Too many words. Bernie's right. Burn it down.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (VoAdT)
She auditioned and was selected by a shadowy group. She is an actor and puppet of guys in the shadows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (u82oZ)
She got the scalp of a high Dem power that got lazy and didn't pay attention. The Dems swallowed the insurgency and bribed the brains of the operation into other jobs and left AOC as the front to extort donations from "progressives".
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)
Back then, that's where all these crazy leftists were. They hung out at the head shops with the underground comics and free newspapers, they gathered at the bus station and yelled and argued.
Now they are in board rooms, courts, legislative bodies, church councils, and college administration. They were fine as crazy street people that gave a city character. We need to get back to thos days
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Rousseau and his noxious writings gave life to Jacobins. Rousseau was a pervert (including peeping Tom) and abandoned his family to poverty and death so he could whore around Europe. Was a gigolo part of the time.
But like the Jacobins were on the edge of being guillotined--a coward.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: InZona at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (9BKSC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (u82oZ)
You think Muslim Brotherhood would send a dog to infiltrate the Clintons, and now the Soros family?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (ke82b)
I separate the art from the artist.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (ImXfC)
shArt, in this case.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Lynne Cheney
All the Bushes
Thom Tillis
Arnold However the fuck spell it
It’s meaningless.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (ImXfC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (ctrM5)
Well, there goes my lunch apatite.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (dadcM)
Don't blame Bernie, blame the assholes in Vermont who keep him in the senate. 83 year old commie cocksucker and yet keeps getting re-elected since 1990. 35 years of his stupid old bullshit. Hopefully he is dead soon.
That's all you need to know about Vermont.
Posted by: Vermont Is For Assholes
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It's not just Vermont -- it's some Thing that happens in Congressional districts that become noncompetitive the minute some magical personality gains them. Has someone figured out this phenomenon? By the way, you want to hear a joke? Saikat Chakrabarti, that Justice Democrat who launched AOC and had to bug out of her staff because of something stupid he did is trying to stay relevant by running for Nancy Pelosi's seat lol. He obviously knows he can't win, but I think his pathetic attempt to keep a little limelight is amusing.
That's exactly why I agree with Oldcat, AOC's trajectory is also permanence in her current seat. (Although primarying Schumer... interesting prospect.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (U7Gpi)
I have a coworker who was there at the same time and he had some Bernie stories. Would be hilarious if you knew him but op sec and all that.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (vmkyp)
BillG, Pierre Omidyar, George Soros: Good Oligarchs
Elon: Bad Oligarch
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (ke82b)
That’s what I’m saying. Separate the art from the artist.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (ImXfC)
That the first part is helico, spinning?
And then pter, wing?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (OmKmS)
Now, he only denounces "billionaires".
I wonder why.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (vF6pD)
Nasty IC critters.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (ctrM5)
I think most political books are basic Money Laundering. With 'advances' baked in... then certain 'entities' like Public libraries, buying books.
I mean, an Obama CHILDREN's Book? Somehow makes him millions? $65 MILLION for book ADVANCE in 2017? AFTER he is out of office?
Yet somehow, their REPORTED net worth is only $70 Million? Like the Bidens... I sense a lot of hidden money.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (U7Gpi)
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She's going to run for president and raise tens of millions of dollars instead.
And then retreat back to her House seat when she burns out where she doesn't have to do anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (EES2L)
Anybody remember the old podcast when ace would do a Bernie impression? Hilarious.
Posted by: InZona at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (9BKSC)
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (lIN5E)
When I was in college there was the "Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigade". Their flyers were full of amusing Mickey Marxism straight out of the Soviet Union of the 1930s.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (MpkcG)
Get creative with the lyrics and use Flock of Seagulls 'Space Age Love Song' as the music, you could come up with a fun pop song about those miserable human adjacent specimans.
Posted by: Nelly at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (pSknm)
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (ctrM5)
Isn't it wild how often Hunt's name (and Angletons) pops up in any history from the 60's and 70's?
He was also William F. Buckley's station chief with WFB was in the CIA stationed in Mexico City.
It's like ... what?! How is Hunt is in the middle of every important geopolitical event for 20 years of US history?
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (uCjyK)
Know a guy that flew to Hawaii on the same plane for a golf tournament. Rosalyn was quite the shit talker to Jimmy about their golf games, it seems, but they were both very pleasant people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
>>Huma Looks kinda hawt there. ngl
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Unpopular take, but I've always thought Huma is attractive, elegant, all that stuff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (U7Gpi)
Still, I have no time to waste
Time to zoom off in my private ride.
‘Cause I'm leaving
on a jet plane.
No time to wait
in second class.
Step aside, I've got to go.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (pMi6S)
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1980 is when he got elected to the house. Weirdly enough same election that Reagan won in a landslide.
Vermont only has 1 house seat so he’s been elected and re-elected statewide by Vermont for 45 years.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (ImXfC)
And then retreat back to her House seat when she burns out where she doesn't have to do anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
That's risky, since you have to give up the seat to run.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SQUANTO at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Ak2xC)
________________
Classic example of begging the question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
She auditioned and was selected by a shadowy group. She is an actor and puppet of guys in the shadows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (u82oZ)
She got the scalp of a high Dem power that got lazy and didn't pay attention. The Dems swallowed the insurgency and bribed the brains of the operation into other jobs and left AOC as the front to extort donations from "progressives".
Posted by: Oldcat
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She has been a CIA asset since college.
The bartender story is a front.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (lCWOD)
Interesting that the murderer was allowed to live unmolested in Pakistan for more than twenty years after murdering Pearl.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)
Meanwhile, totally predictable given the church's reckless imbecilic moral narcissism on the topic, but here's something:
https://tinyurl.com/498zjkjk
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (1m82a)
In other light she could double as a scarecrow.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (MNQG6)
Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter used to fly commercial after his failed presidency.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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I remember when Ivanka and her kids flew JetBlue in 2016 I think, either when Trump was running or in his first year in office. Some passenger harassed her as she sat there with her two little kids and bragged about it on Twitter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (U7Gpi)
Posted by: SQUANTO at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Ak2xC)
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Is there proof of that ? He comes off as sort of a squish to me...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (VE6XX)
What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.
India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (lCWOD)
Just like it took Israel, JUST A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, to kill the guy who organized the 1983 Terrorist bombing of the Marine Barracks in Beirut...
We apparently could not find him for over 40 years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: SQUANTO at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Ak2xC)
________________
Classic example of begging the question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
Twice. Technically.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Squealer at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (reCyw)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (ypFCm)
I hope the Pope visits Trump sooner.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (uCjyK)
He's the Forest Gump of geopolitics?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (Aqu9a)
Or a blimp.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (ypFCm)
Nah.. Make the pope come to him
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (VE6XX)
And then retreat back to her House seat when she burns out where she doesn't have to do anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
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Some of that money for a bewb lift.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Comrade Bernie at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (IDphi)
That the first part is helico, spinning?
And then pter, wing?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Slaps forehead!
Duh! Never thought about it, but I should have known that, being an expert on word derivations.
Have to add that one to my list. Thanks!
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (pMi6S)
And then retreat back to her House seat when she burns out where she doesn't have to do anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
That's risky, since you have to give up the seat to run.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)
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Only if she wins the nomination. And I was assuming she doesn't win the nomination.
Winning the nomination would just mean more graft.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
......
He'd probably steal your peanuts.
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
Interesting that the murderer was allowed to live unmolested in Pakistan for more than twenty years after murdering Pearl.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)
Well, someone had to take care of Osama Bin Ladens old terrorist compound...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (QAkQ3)
Know a guy that flew to Hawaii on the same plane for a golf tournament. Rosalyn was quite the shit talker to Jimmy about their golf games, it seems, but they were both very pleasant people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Word is Roslyn was the real tough one. Advisers would say if he left a conference and spoke to her they would have to talk him back into the weak, lame policy they were advising.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (UbjG+)
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (PCK5/)
And the commies tried to convince me that that book was about Reagan and Thatcher. Or was that the other book.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (42Vb+)
_________________
You mean like Elie Mystal? Don King?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (NpAcC)
Congratulations on the new Pope! Hopefully with his background he will help Trumpf see that people of color and homosexuals are people too even if they are undocumented immigrants, bishops or even a Pope!
Posted by: Bishopedness Mariann Edgar Budde, Not A Lesbian, Really at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (imQ+3)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (uCjyK)
Hard to find what you aren't even trying to look for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (2VST1)
Winning the nomination would just mean more graft.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)
Pretty sure you can't run for House and Prez the same year.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)
We had no idea where he was! Honest!
Oh, and not to alarm you, but and you might want to get that mole on your back checked. These new 8K cameras show a lot more than the old 4Ks.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (pZ64F)
Did you all know that helicopter is not a combo of heli and copter?
That the first part is helico, spinning?
And then pter, wing?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Yes, I knew that. I have fun with morphemes. "Helicopter" has only two. Same number as the word "nest."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (U7Gpi)
Posted by: Comrade Bernie at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (ImXfC)
________________
Amelia Earhart Airlines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)
I don’t think it would be unconstitutional.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)
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In 44 states, you can't be on a ballot multiple times.
That doesn't mean a sitting House member can't run for president in the primary, a ballot on which there won't be a second spot for her name except in her district in NY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)
SnP and Nasdaq broke below the 200 day moving average about a month ago. They are now close to going above it, but it is still resistance, as I see it.
Markets were down ~20%, now down about 10% ... 50% retracement is common in "bear markets". (not that we are necessarily in a bear market, afaik).
Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Comrade Bernie at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (pZ64F)
__________________
Is it true that lesbians invented Slurpees?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)
I don’t think it would be unconstitutional.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)
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Ballot access requirements in 44 states.
But that doesn't apply to primaries since AOC would only be on the ballot once for the SC primary since she represents a single district in NY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)
Interesting that the murderer was allowed to live unmolested in Pakistan for more than twenty years after murdering Pearl.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)
Possibly not unmolested. It IS Pakistan.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (QAkQ3)
Yeah, it's more than a bit weird that US public enemy number one was living his best life in an ISI safe house next to the military academy and that was not a big deal in American / Pakistani relations.
I have a hard time believing that if ISI knew where he was, the Saudi's and Israeli's didn't. And an even harder time believing the CIA didn't. Especially with the well documented close ties between the CIA and ISI.
But, you know, I'm a conspiracy theorist, now officially declared by ace to be on the "Code Pink Right". So take it with a grain of salt, I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)
Screw it. Call up Milei and Meloni and meet the Pope in Reykjavik for a party.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (VoAdT)
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Amelia Earhart Airlines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Newhart at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (Aqu9a)
Hard to find what you aren't even trying to look for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (2VST1)
TBF guys, there are only so many hours in a day. We’re focused on finding non existent white supremacists, no time for anything else.
- The 98 intelligence agencies
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (ImXfC)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (CWTWj)
__________________
So if you have no abilities, and lots of needs, your ship just came in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mark Farner at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (PiwSw)
So if you have no abilities, and lots of needs, your ship just came in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
Finally!
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)
Find out when the Cubs play the Nats in DC.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (8avO+)
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By the way, you want to hear a joke? Saikat Chakrabarti, that Justice Democrat who launched AOC and had to bug out of her staff because of something stupid he did is trying to stay relevant by running for Nancy Pelosi's seat lol. He obviously knows he can't win, but I think his pathetic attempt to keep a little limelight is amusing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM
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A suitably conducted losing campaign can be quite lucrative.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (ES1Rb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (YSv5G)
He knows he is never going to run for president again and this is as good as it gets for him and he no longer cares about the message, he only cares about how much more money he can grift before he is shown the door.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (e5NfL)
The bartender story is a front.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Spy trade used to call that a 'legend'.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (ImXfC)
VT is probably the most 2A friendly state in the country. Constitutional Carry since before it was cool.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (uCjyK)
- The 98 intelligence agencies
"Don't forget nooses at NASCAR events, man that was an all hands on deck thing!"
--FBI ham and egger
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (uCjyK)
You're not becoming one of "these" are you? I don't mean code pink or whatever. I mean "these". Been here too many times. Trying to stop you at the top of the hill. Relax.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (pZ64F)
Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?
Posted by: Mooj, Smart Tech Sales Associate at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (imQ+3)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (uCjyK)
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"Leave us alone. Let us have our guns. Now, we're going to send Congresscritters to DC to tell all of you how to live. And you can't have guns like us."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
Again, there is no such title as "Bishopedness" and just because she's a crazy leftist and a woman does not mean she's a lesbian (She's married to a man) but you seem to enjoy your routine so by all means, keep it up and enjoy yourself!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (ES1Rb)
For some people....
Posted by: Zombie Pat Paulsen at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)
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Disagree 100%. The Pope is a figurehead, with no power or, really, significance. Why should the President waste his precious time flying to Rome to see him?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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He will leave this world naked and screaming with nothing other than his birthday suit. Such is the fate of mankind. After death, he might identify as a charcoal briquet roasting in the flames.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (ctrM5)
Shit's getting wild on ebay with these chinese sellers. A $6.22 car fuse, $200 shipping, lolololol.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (ZUOEn)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (MNQG6)
Lol, I don't think I understand the code here. What do you mean by "these"? And what hill am I on?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (uCjyK)
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So is/was Hillarhoid. And Big Mike.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:40 PM (YqDXo)
. . . and be a king maker.
Justice Democrats was started by Bernie campaign leaders. It's why AOC is accompanying him - the ever-growing squad is his legacy.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:40 PM (ke82b)
Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 03:40 PM (OrSPY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Also consider that the dude is American, so he'll almost have to do a tour of the US soon enough anyways, so they can call it that instead of "visiting Trump". No one has to lose face, everyone gets to have fun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (VoAdT)
The bartender story is a front.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Spy trade used to call that a 'legend'.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (ctrM5)
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According to anonymous sources (the MDM-MSM gold standard), Donkey Chompers was legendary for conducting trains.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (olxKR)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
Something like that.
Although, to be fair, Bernie in, say, 2005 might have sounded crazy, but his policy positions made sense from a Vermont perspective.
Good blue collar union jobs, no immigration, higher taxes on wealthy people, lower taxes on middle class (his constituents). Kind of made sense.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 03:40 PM (OrSPY)
We can trade Vermont for Alberta and offer a blue state to be named later.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (uCjyK)
As certain posters get toward the, let's call it the edge, it becomes weirdly personal. People are going to think things about you. They think things about me. Just take it and move on. It's better for your own well being nevermind anyone else's.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (MNQG6)
If he's simply a figurehead, people wouldn't be as interested in who's chosen, and for a "figurehead" Pope John Paul II seemed to have a lot of influence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (uCjyK)
It used to be. They’ve been passing anti-2A laws.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (MNQG6)
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*considers mentioning Prometheus*
*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Case
Trump can trade Carney Vermont for Alberta with two provinces to be named later. But Bernie has to stay on the ice floe.
Don't want his nasty commie butt in the US anymore but I can see Bernie being a hit in Canada.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:43 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 08, 2025 03:43 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (Aqu9a)
No tongue.
Posted by: Zombie Madeline Kahn at May 08, 2025 03:43 PM (PiwSw)
Eh, people are super interested in who wins the Super Bowl, that doesn't necessarily measure value and importance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:44 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Hapu at May 08, 2025 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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By George, I think he's got it.
I really think he's got it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:44 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (aTimx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Well, obviously you’re not Catholic.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (MNQG6)
I don't think I'm near an edge. I'm slightly annoyed at ace right now, if that's what you mean, but I have been here before.
Also, I've been posting here since 2009 and under this nic since like 2012 or 2013, I'm pretty sure people already think things about me (good or bad). I'm fine with that, it's an anonymous grey box on the internet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: ...
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Ellipsis, it's okay, I think things about them as well. If I gave much care about what most people thought, I would not be me. I care about what My Lord and my wife think but not much beyond that anymore.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (aTimx)
Riots ain't cheap, comrade.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (VoAdT)
Do qualify for membership in Code Pink Right?
Do I get a pin or something?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (ImXfC)
Anyone watch Joe and Jill on the Spew ? Was it a s**t show ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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There are some flattering clips on YouTube, but she's doing all the talking and he looks like a zombie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (U7Gpi)
Guy brings nothing to the table.
Posted by: Francis at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (bbuBP)
Eh, people are super interested in who wins the Super Bowl, that doesn't necessarily measure value and importance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor a
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Pope John Paul, Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher enter the conversation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (l3YAf)
Oh. I haven't lived up there in several years, so I may be behind the times.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (42Vb+)
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John Paul II was an outlier.
And as for interest in who is chosen, consider the NFL draft or the Academy Awards. (Neither of which I care about in the slightest.)
Further consider interest in the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard brouhaha, or in the Princess Harry Megan Markle train wreck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (YqDXo)
Also, I've been posting here since 2009 and under this nic since like 2012 or 2013, I'm pretty sure people already think things about me (good or bad). I'm fine with that, it's an anonymous grey box on the internet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (uCjyK)
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Just take ace's aspersions as attacks on Tucker specifically. It's pretty obvious that's what he's doing. Tucker annoys him, and he uses Tucker as some kind of proxy or cipher for a line of thinking he doesn't like.
Let it roll of your back.
If you feel the need to defend your own beliefs, start with, "I'm pretty sure ace is talking about Tucker, but for my part..."
Or don't, and get angry.
I'm not your supervisor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (ZYyXZ)
--Apu
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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To mix my metaphors, I think Ellipsis is warning you that you might become a post office box filled with junk mail instead of a gray box.
Even worse, you might get to liking Admiral Ackbar's offerings.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (ZYyXZ)
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He just kept saying Hey, Sue.
Not one mention of Jesus.
Dude has a thing for someone in the crowd for some girl named Sue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
I wonder if you're ever gonna shave
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (2VST1)
Seems most of the data is in re-postings of particularly idiotic things by other clueless clergy. So, indirect tea-leaf readings. Grim, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (1m82a)
If he's simply a figurehead, people wouldn't be as interested in who's chosen, and for a "figurehead" Pope John Paul II seemed to have a lot of influence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (42Vb+)
Any front man gains a reciprocal power. Look at Zelensky, Biden and the EU and UK propped him up for years as the hero of the Ukraine war and now he can drag them after him on certain matters and they have to decide to give him his way or topple him or kill him.
The Pope of course isn't a front, he's the religious leader of 1.4 billion people.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (aTimx)
Let us not forget power, because, after all, that is how you get the wee-min.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (KbCG3)
Whereas, I think he is far less important than the young gal at the grocery store that makes minimum wage for stocking soup cans, or the guy that unloads dog food from the trucks at Walmart.
I can go my whole life and never need a single thing "produced" by Sanders. Whereas, my sick daughter and hungry dog greatly appreciate the "unimportant" little people that keep theirs lives happy and sustained.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
There is a Socialist Twinkie somewhere?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Semantic objection: Socialists love taking money.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (lCWOD)
We've had longtime posters go off a cliff. I have kind of a second sight for these things, I'm just giving you what I would call a friendly.
Being annoyed at ace literally only ever goes one way if the person stays annoyed. Take it on the chin, it's his domicile. Like I said... a friendly.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (lCWOD)
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Reagan and Thatcher were intrinsically of interest as powerful figure. John Paul made himself of interest by standing up to communism. Consider also Lech Walesa, who did the same thing. John Paul being Pope was largely incidental.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (YqDXo)
Do qualify for membership in Code Pink Right?
Do I get a pin or something?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (ImXfC)
Ditto. I don’t take it personally, tho.
I love this place but it’s always had a strong pro-American Empire strain. Gotta flex on the other countries and make the seas safe for Chinese container ships.
I don’t worry, because the Empire is collapsing. Young right-wing people see it for the evil that it is. Its young proponents are mostly lefties. It has no future with guys like Vance.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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To be fair, you are a supervisor in training. Sort of a management intern without keys to the Valurite cabinet or the time machine.
By the way, what do you actually do around here?
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ctrM5)
Seems most of the data is in re-postings of particularly idiotic things by other clueless clergy. So, indirect tea-leaf readings. Grim, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (1m82a)
i doubt he has had time to arrange his twitter staff, lol.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)
I’m asking because I honestly don’t know. I was alive when he was pope but didn’t really follow things like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ImXfC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (Aqu9a)
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[Trump in front of The Vatican Wall:]
"Mr. Pope-Spinoff ... TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (olxKR)
Anyone watch Joe and Jill on the Spew ? Was it a s**t show ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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There are some flattering clips on YouTube, but she's doing all the talking and he looks like a zombie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Yikes, now I'm watching a clip where he opens his mouth and he can barely mumble it out. He literally says "No joke!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (U7Gpi)
Yeah they think earning money is evil.
We've had longtime posters go off a cliff.
We all have bad moments or bad days. At least I certainly have, here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (ctrM5)
The Lord loves you all the time. Your wife I cannot vouch for. 😁
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (MNQG6)
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A Johnny Cash fan no doubt.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (2VST1)
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I just know that I hate everyone, believe nothing, and won't even consider mentioning a certain movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (GBKbO)
Then through translator, and the guy was messing up, especially with compound tenses.
Pope Leo’s Italian accent is not so bad for an Anglo. I guess he learned how to roll those ‘r’s when he lived in Rome and South America. He doesn’t sound like a native, but he also doesn’t have an English accent.
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (ZYyXZ)
I don’t worry, because the Empire is collapsing. Young right-wing people see it for the evil that it is. Its young proponents are mostly lefties. It has no future with guys like Vance.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)
Its more like we have to watch the toddlers so they dont end up drowning in a fishpond or getting muddy and throwing off their clothes and dashing around naked.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)
One of the first of many. UK working it out should get the ball rolling on those pending, and give foreign economies something other than speculation to join the fray.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (lCWOD)
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I taught at a university that is widely considered a bulwark of socialism. And a more rapacious, money-grubbing bunch of scoundrels could hardly be imagined.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ...
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Trust but verify saith St. Ron.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (ctrM5)
If one wants to get to more than one rally in a day, having a small charter jet permits this, logistically. It could make sense. However, I don't know whether Sanders had that kind of last-days-of-an-election campaign schedule, though, for the Marxist rallies. In any event, it's rather over-determined. Marxist big shots have always been afforded the luxuries.
Posted by: KLA at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (R1Eqe)
One of the first of many. UK working it out should get the ball rolling on those pending, and give foreign economies something other than speculation to join the fray.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (dIske)
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And...the average tariff into Britain goes down while the average tariff into America goes up (from before the 10% baseline a month ago).
Trade-offs. Negotiation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)
Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Lech Walesa at May 08, 2025 03:52 PM (UbjG+)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:52 PM (MNQG6)
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Rule #1 don't fight the owner. It's tough enough dealing with management. But it's the owner's house. Walk away.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:52 PM (lCWOD)
Kind of a sign of the times of when it got going. Discussions on foreign policy were very different way back in 2005 when I first found this place, with the neocon right firmly in control.
Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 03:52 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: ...
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OTOH, it has been a long while since a REALLY good flouncing.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ctrM5)
I’m asking because I honestly don’t know. I was alive when he was pope but didn’t really follow things like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ImXfC)
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Along with Reagan and Thatcher, he's credited with helping bring down the Soviet Union and Berlin Wall (I heard you having supported The Solidarity Movement in his native Poland led by Lech Walesa).
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (olxKR)
I don’t worry, because the Empire is collapsing. Young right-wing people see it for the evil that it is. Its young proponents are mostly lefties. It has no future with guys like Vance.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)
Lotsa peeps here (and on the right in general) still live in a Cold War mentality. We have to spend a trillion dollars a year on things that go boom to save the world from evil Rooskies. Err wait I mean Iran. No wait North Korea. Or is it Cuba? No I got it’s the Houthis!!!
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ImXfC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
There is a Socialist Twinkie somewhere?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (D7oie)
No. Only Socialist Sno-Balls.
Posted by: Tallahassee at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (olxKR)
Trade-offs. Negotiation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Are we sending dentists, toothbrushes, and braces to England? Sort of a humanitarian aid package.
They can repay us with good English beer.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (ctrM5)
Anyone watch Joe and Jill on the Spew ? Was it a s**t show ?
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The whole thing is on YouTube if you can stomach it. He sounds like he's hung over and trying to spit out a mouthful of nails.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (U7Gpi)
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Trump, also, dropped the projected budget and, sadly, it still is an increase of about $150 Billion from the last one. HOWEVER, trade deals like the UK are going to increase the US industry/farming, and create an increase of tax revenue which might accommodate the budget increase and then some.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (dIske)
Darn, I didn't know that's what you wanted to see. I'll see if there's anyone I can help along in that regard. I guess I'm in too good a mood today. 🤔
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (MNQG6)
Ever heard of daily planners and scheduling? Almost everyone incorporates expected delays and time buffers to accommodate the situation. You're not an ER surgeon reacting to a mass casualty event. Planes, trains, and automobiles have these these things called "routes" and they are time-sensitive. Perhaps your team of eggheads can read up on them and "itineraries".
Sanders is and has always been a barnacle looking for the finest hulls to attach. Or maybe I'm thinking liver fluke.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (mlg/3)
>Pope John Paul, Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher enter the conversation.
*Polite cough*
Posted by: Lech Walesa
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Lech, my apologies. Lech Walesa, the man standing who got attention of the world.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (dIske)
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Presidential budget proposals are so meaningless I don't think they should even be acknowledged as existing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ImXfC)
He was a leader in the Solidarity movement that kicked the Communists out of Poland before he was pope (before he was even ordained, I think maybe possibly). As pope, he rallied the leaders of the west to stand up against the Soviets and stand up for dissident movements, leading to the collapse of Communist regimes all over and eventually the Soviet Union itself. As pope, he also wrote a whole bookcase full of encyclicals that really dug into the documents of Vatican II and made them more accessible to the laity. There's a lot in there that's incredibly pro life and pro human, although everyone only knows it for "No Latin" or whatever. I'm no expert in the history, but that's the broad-brush of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Braenyard
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I got a brief flash of High Plains Drifter getting that advice.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (ctrM5)
Before he was Pope he faced down Soviet tanks when he held an outdoor mass attended by 100,000 faithful. At the time, observing Catholic faith was severely restricted if nit altogether orohibited, especially in public. He offered significant moral and spiritual support to the pro democracy Solidarity movement, also a big no-no.
As Pope, he was credited with Margaret Thacher and Ronald Reagan in ending communism in Russia.
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (3JHlp)
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ctrM5)
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Just so long as he's not "disappointed" in all of us.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (SAhjf)
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Congress and the President will never win awards for their fiction in budget matters.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ctrM5)
David Burge @iowahawkblog May 7
Stop elevating Cardinals to Pope! Shake things up by electing a Cub
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ImXfC)
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ctrM5)
Dude is the only person in recorded history who got kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Congress and the President will never win awards for their fiction in budget matters.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ctrM5)
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Throw in the fact that Congress has been negotiating their own budget for months between the two chambers, and Trump drops his proposal now? It's not like Congress is even going to read the executive summary.
I don't even know who the audience is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)
Good Point.
Posted by: The Future Without washington dc at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (imQ+3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (VoAdT)
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A friend of mine, an immigrant from Poland, told me that Reagan is God in Poland.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (YqDXo)
He wrote Theology of the Body, a philosophical treatise on human sexuality that is less about shame and more in accordance with how God asks us to use the procreative and unitive gift.
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (3JHlp)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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One day the children will grow up and respect their parents.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (dIske)
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In Washington speak that's "THE WORST SKINFLINT BUDGET IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD AND TRUMP IS KILLING THE CHILDREN!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:59 PM (rpu08)
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (PCK5/)
Same here. If the US (not US “interests”
are attacked we attack back. Bigly. No bullshit limited scope. Go all in and pulverize whoever attacked.
Then go home.
Operations like that should take 20 days not 20 years like Afghanistan.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:59 PM (ImXfC)
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (W5ArC)
Can you imagine the conversation of the hippies deciding to toss his ass out? Most have been pure comedy gold!
Posted by: That's Gold Jerry! Gold! at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (imQ+3)
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Trolls are getting burned by sunlight too fast for much fun for morons nowadays. They are also rather puny and dim witted nowadays.
But, a good schism over something like 9mm versus 45 might provide fun. If that fails, a good National Brotherhood Week of religious war might provide some amusement.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ImXfC)
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He was, no doubt. Along with Lech Walesa. Poles revere Reagan because Reagan full-bloodedly supported Solidarity despite the Soviets disapproval, and sent them something like printing presses, IIRC, to get their word out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (lCWOD)
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There's a first time for everything, I guess
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (rpu08)
I’m asking because I honestly don’t know. I was alive when he was pope but didn’t really follow things like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ImXfC)
Being elected Pope inspired Poland to be even more resistant to the Soviet rule. One of the East Bloc secret police shot him for it. He survived. The strikes in Poland under Solidarity started the dominos falling in East Europe. The leader of those strikes credits the Pope for this. In the end the Soviet Union itself fell.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Braenyard
What does that mean? Why does everyone speak in code around here? lol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (ImXfC)
Foreign Policy, December 20, 2021
Biden Taps Billionaire Campaign Donors for Ambassador Posts
Progressive Democrats lambasted Trump over the practice.
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Newsweek, Bernie Sanders and AOC's Loyalty to Joe Biden Raises Eyebrows, Published Jul 19, 2024
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (NFX2v)
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UK is kicking farmers off their land to build wind and solar farms, and housing for 'migrants'. They'll need to feed their new muslim overlords and native tax slaves somehow, might as well be US farmers and ranchers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Braenyard
What does that mean? Why does everyone speak in code around here? lol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (ImXfC)
Navahos, mostly…
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: That's Gold Jerry! Gold!
Something like, "Dude, you are bogarting the blunt again."
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (PCK5/)
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This. I'm all for spending money on war materiel, but not using it. Best just to have it for the street cred.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
Just watching leftist meetings lately makes my guts curdle. "point of privilege! Can we please stop using gendered language!!??!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (lCWOD)
Three people played a key role in ending the Cold War:
a B-list Hollywood actor
a Roman priest, and
a shipyard electrician
Posted by: Look it up at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (UbjG+)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (L2nba)
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (PCK5/)
so Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (8avO+)
Does Ace have it wrong? I think Sanders is saying the 30K people are the ones waiting for him at the rally, not at the many people waiting for their own flights at the airport.
Posted by: KLA
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It's not that there are 30,000 people at United; it's that Bernie can't be stuck with the airline hassles and uncertainties as the rest of us because political campaigning is more important than whatever you're traveling for.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (U7Gpi)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Or not.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (lCWOD)
Communism. 154 years of failure since the Paris Commune.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (u82oZ)
Where is our modern day Patrice de MacMahon?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 04:04 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (W5ArC)
Hillary got thrown off the Watergate committee for being too corrupt
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (MNQG6)
I think the Yemen strikes were a perfect example of retaliation.
I think the Ukraine imbroglio is a perfect example of intervention.
I think it depends on what the US actually does in response to the kashmir debacle whether or not it's one or the other.
Overwhelmingly disproportionate retaliation is probably always the right call. Intervention is probably usually the wrong call, but i don't think it should always be ruled out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ImXfC)
That's what the neocons want, but they are Democrats now. MAGA with its 'national interest' focus is against that. As a real Cold War guy, not somebody wearing a Cold War skinsuit, I'm not fooled.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (8avO+)
Overwhelmingly disproportionate retaliation is probably always the right call. Intervention is probably usually the wrong call, but i don't think it should always be ruled out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (VoAdT)
Practical matters leads to non intervention. We can hardly reach Kashmir, and these are big boy governments. We should encourage both sides to bleed down the tension and get back to writing nasty editorials about each other.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (lCWOD)
or co-opting the elites of the area to get with your program as the Romans usually did.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ctrM5)
I tried to flounce once, but it was apparently just a sham.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)
The pope is only important to Catholics. There's a reason for Protestantism. You can't disregard religion when speaking of the pope.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (g8Ew8)
I remember standing in line at the airport in St Louis and seeing Senator from Illinois Paul Simon also in line. He was graciously greeting and shaking hands with people as he waited. Now, that was a lot of years ago but then again so is Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Ronzoni at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (ZDUTO)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 08, 2025 05:34 PM (wGqjj)
If you haven't seen The New Yorker's photo spread of the US Oligarchs lounging around in their living rooms, check it out. Marie Antoinette [allegedly] said of the peasants, "Let them eat cake."
Our aristos? "Let them eat BUGS."
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