Dozens of Masked Terror Supporters Storm Columbia "University's" Library as Actual Students Attempt to Study for Exams

We need MEGA -- Make Education Great Again.

Dozens of masked anti-Israel protesters stormed Columbia University's Butler Library as students prepared Wednesday to study for end-of-year exams.
Video posted on social media shows a large group of activists shoving past a security guard at the library's front entrance, who tried in vain to stop the mob but was quickly overcome.
Once inside, they draped large signs over bookshelves, one declaring the library a "liberated zone" and another bearing the name of Bassel al-Araj, a Palestinian activist killed by Israel Defense Forces in a 2017 raid in the West Bank -- though they misspelled his first name as "Basel."
The raucous demonstrators then donned keffiyeh headscarves, and beat drums while clapping to chants of "free, free Palestine."
The school has been on alert since rumors circulated late last month that protesters were planning on re-establishing the campus tent encampments that plagued the Ivy League school for much of last spring.

Columbia "University" has axed 180 "researchers," mostly doing "studies" designed to make arguments for left-wing causes, following Trump's freezing of federal funds.

John Sexton spotlights this Very Sad Story from the New York Times about the quality "research" that will now go unfunded:

Tamara Sussman, a researcher in psychiatry at Columbia, had a federal grant canceled in March for research that examined the consequences of structural racism on substance use risk in Puerto Rican adolescents. The research assistant that she had recently hired was among those let go.
"This is a really hard time for anyone who wants to do research, but particularly for people who are starting out," Dr. Sussman said Tuesday. "It is very disheartening to see the wheels of science kind of grinding to a halt in certain ways."

Linda McMahon to Harvard University: Drop dead.

Education Secretary Linda McMahon is telling Harvard University that it should no longer ask for grant funding, as "none will be provided," in a letter to University President Alan Garber.
McMahon's scathing letter called out the supposedly elite university for for becoming embroiled in plagiarism scandals, needing remedial math, and engaging in "ugly racism." She also slammed the school for hiring far-left mayors, Bill de Blasio of New York City and Lori Lightfoot of Chicago, saying, "This is like hiring the captain of the Titanic to teach navigation to future captains of the sea."
"Harvard University has made a mockery of this country's higher education system. It has invited foreign students, who engage in violent behavior and show contempt for the United States of America, to its campus," McMahon wrote. "In every way, Harvard has failed to abide by its legal obligations, its ethical and fiduciary duties, its transparency responsibilities. and any semblance of academic rigor. It had scrapped standardized testing requirements and a normalized grading system. This year Harvard was forced to adopt an embarrassing 'remedial math' program for undergraduates. Why is it, we ask, that Harvard has to teach simple and basic mathematics, when it is supposedly so hard to get into this 'acclaimed university?' Who is getting in under such a low standard when others, with fabulous grades and a great understanding of the highest levels of mathematics, are being rejected?"
McMahon made clear to Harvard that the federal government was willing to keep federal funding if the institution was committed to complying with federal law, protect students, and end its racial preferences by finally abiding by the Supreme Court's decision to end affirmative action.
Harvard would need to return to a meritocratic system for admissions and hiring, end "unlawful programs that promote crude identity stereotypes," and comply with law enforcement, including with the Department of Homeland Security. Doing so, McMahon wrote, would "advance the best interests of Harvard University, so it can reclaim its status a respected educational institution."
"Given these and other concerning allegations, this letter is to inform you that Harvard should no longer seek GRANTS from the federal government, since none will be provided," she said. "Harvard will cease to be a publicly funded institution and can instead operate as a privately-funded institution, drawing on its colossal endowment, and raising money from its large base of wealthy alumni."

BREAKING: Masked terror supporters have taken over the Columbia library while students are trying to study for finals.

Columbia proves once again that they prioritize complete chaos over an education. pic.twitter.com/s1jl0P1IkF
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) May 7, 2025

At the "University" of Washington:

“I hope you die behind the wheel you stupid transphobic bitch!”
"You look too much like a trans woman to be transphobic"
*Neck slitting gesture*

Antifa members at @UW threatened a woman walking with a cane after the @Riley_Gaines_ event on women's sports. pic.twitter.com/MvBXrXkqRf
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) May 7, 2025

The violent coordinated Antifa attack at @UW was organized by extremist group "SUPER UW." They have accounts where they solicit funds. One of the groups that has been funding them in the Global Solidarity Network Seattle, a registered 501(c)(4) nonprofit. https://t.co/667va5oUCW pic.twitter.com/b59HcBlECP
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) May 7, 2025

One of the suspects arrested over the violent, fiery Antifa attack on the @UW campus that did over $1 m in damages to the engineering building is a far-left attorney who works as a public defender in King County, Wash. He has extensive links with Antifa clients and the ACLU. https://t.co/DIq5UhQcJL
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) May 7, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 05:27 PM

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1 Antifa is just an idea, not an organization.

No less than the head of the FBI said so.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 05:28 PM (bw0ep)

2
Alternate post title:

Why Would The Jews(tm) Perpetrate This Violent Hoax On Themselves?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:29 PM (57wKv)

3 Finding out stage... coming soon?

Posted by: Momlady at May 07, 2025 05:29 PM (m+A2x)

4 That pier story in the last post is crazy!

Posted by: Max Power at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (q177U)

5 Arresting them is nice, will they be they be prosecuted?

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (YwEeS)

6 Ooooh...cold shot at the captain of the Titanic.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2025 05:31 PM (0HaGk)

7 Now, ask for the grant money back they have already received since they were in violation while spending it.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (dJimA)

8 Arresting them is nice, will they be they be prosecuted?
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (YwEeS)

Dump them on Kiska or Attu until their trials.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (VNX3d)

9 According to federal judges, if any of these students are here on a visa, they cannot have their visa revoked because this is "merely exercising their rights under the First Amendment."

Sure the immigration statute says just a statement by the Secretary of State, that their activities affect foreign relations, is all that's necessary, the judge-kings have illegally re-written the statute to require--not just criminal charges--but a criminal conviction, before the visa can be revoked.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (bw0ep)

10 They'd probably be happier if they stopped caring so much, drank constantly and had hot college sex....

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 05:33 PM (jvJvP)

11 They need the "This is library" guy

https://youtu.be/DHhy2Gk_xik

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 07, 2025 05:33 PM (Vj4xA)

12 Cosplaying, cultural appropriating bored spoiled brats

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 05:34 PM (rT96s)

13 Oooohhhh!!!!
Getting closer.
Now come to my little town muthafukas!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 05:35 PM (W/lyH)

14 "THIS IS LIBARARY!!!"
--angry Asian student

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:36 PM (2VST1)

15 Linda McMahon to Harvard University: Drop dead.

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Columbia University needs the same message asap. Then go on to UWashington and so on. Make them prove to the nation that they are not hives of villainy and terrorism.

Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (unUNN)

16 Patriot Act for phones, IRS for W2s and tax evasion, RICO for the money men. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (QSrLX)

17 I'll clear that library with two handheld dry chemical fire extinguishers. But you're gonna need Medical on standby.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (xt/H7)

18 >>Columbia "University" has axed 180 "researchers,"

What did they axe 'em?

Democrats just can't stepping on their dicks. They see a whole and insist it's not deep enough every single time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (viF8m)

19 Boy, I’m so glad we let millions and millions of non-whites i to our country so their petty ethnic squabbles could become our own!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:38 PM (l3YAf)

20 Yeah Andy Ngo's coverage of the trantifa lunatics was very sad and awful to behold. The sight of two cops escorting an elderly couple to their car while being followed by black clad trantifa thugs shouting threats at them was particularly annoying. Hey my dudes... ARREST THEM.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:38 PM (2VST1)

21 GASSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 05:38 PM (FISOY)

22 youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY

And the 'Experts' wondered why this song hit the way it did a year ago.

(or was it 2 years ago?)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 05:38 PM (sAmhv)

23 This is A Riblaly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (bF7Q5)

24 Far past time to break out the whips and cattle prods

@amuse
TERROR: Protesters occupying Butler Library are still refusing to identify themselves to Public Safety. Outside, agitators are trying to force their way in, claiming those inside are being “blocked.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (mlg/3)

25 Columbia needs it's own May 4

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (RIvkX)

26 The news reports always yell about how "researchers" are fired or "research" us not funded. What is this research though? Tranny operas, shrimp on treadmills, burning strips of paper to prove that pollution causes white supremacy, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (2VST1)

27 Columbia University needs the same message asap. Then go on to UWashington and so on. Make them prove to the nation that they are not hives of villainy and terrorism.
Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (unUNN)

Even if they weren't swine, why do these rich people need my money? If I want them to have my money, I could always just enroll my kids there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (BI5O2)

28 No Americans were hurt in the making of this movie.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (VJc7E)

29 Do they need any help axeing the researchers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (bF7Q5)

30 She also slammed the school for hiring far-left mayors, Bill de Blasio of New York City and Lori Lightfoot of Chicago, saying, "This is like hiring the captain of the Titanic to teach navigation to future captains of the sea."

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Just to stick it to the little people who dare to vote out the elites.

Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (unUNN)

31
Tomorrow is VICTORY DAY.

It will be our first Victory Day.

Ace will probably want to take the day off, now, on account it's a day.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (57wKv)

32 We gotta open up a keffiyeh scarf concession!

Posted by: Columbia business majors at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (T0oeS)

33 According to federal judges, if any of these students are here on a visa, they cannot have their visa revoked because this is "merely exercising their rights under the First Amendment."

Sure the immigration statute says just a statement by the Secretary of State, that their activities affect foreign relations, is all that's necessary, the judge-kings have illegally re-written the statute to require--not just criminal charges--but a criminal conviction, before the visa can be revoked.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (bw0ep)

Foreigners have rights.

American citizens have obligations.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (l3YAf)

34 Antifa is just an idea, not an organization.

-
Is this a brick I see before me?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 05:41 PM (L/fGl)

35
What's that song that goes bullwhips crackin'?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:41 PM (57wKv)

36 Even if they weren't swine, why do these rich people need my money? If I want them to have my money, I could always just enroll my kids there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (BI5O2)

Fuckin’ A.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:41 PM (l3YAf)

37 *side eyes*

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Aqu9a)

38 Sadly, this will continue, and continue to be the norm.

It doesn't seem like there's any interest at all from authorities... Federal all the way down to the 7-11 clerk to do anything about it. That's got to change.

Hunting Antifa should be rewarded with bounties. And awards. Trophies if you will.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Q4IgG)

39 And with that, I removed University of Washington license plate holder.

Not another dollar.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (W2Pud)

40
I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

(and please save the stupid gay bullwhip jokes)

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (57wKv)

41 Why is it, we ask, that Harvard has to teach simple and basic mathematics, when it is supposedly so hard to get into this 'acclaimed university?'

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It's not hard if you have the right connections, the money or the right anti-American, anti-Christian, anti-conservative attitudes. That's what those "tell us about yourself" application categories are for.

Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (unUNN)

42 They're mostly peaceful.

Posted by: The media we USED to watch at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (T0oeS)

43 What's that song that goes bullwhips crackin'?
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:41 PM (57wKv)

Rawhide.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (5xuJ/)

44
Someone's acting up? Give 'em crack o' the whip.

Someone's misbehavin'?
Acting out?

Simple. Whip them.
Instant Justice.

This is The Way.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (57wKv)

45 I visited the Harvard campus once, so now I can honestly tell people that I went to Harvard

One memory that always stays with me were the beggars on campus, guys wearing preppy shirts and slacks that were literally holding out hats to collect money for… tuition? Some were playing violins as well to solicit donations

In a NYC subway this would be perfectly normal but seeing this on a Harvard campus was next level weird

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (HYKHz)

46 Student group at Temple University says liberating Palestine will help "destroy the United States and capitalism"

-
So it's a threefer!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (L/fGl)

47 Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (8avO+)

48 32 We gotta open up a keffiyeh scarf concession!
Posted by: Columbia business majors

Too late. The original Pancake House already has that concession with their table cloths.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (xt/H7)

49 Neil Young's Southern Man.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (bF7Q5)

50 This happened all because Trump doesn't care about Children of color starving and dying in Marxist and Communist Shitholes in Africa !!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (smB1O)

51 >> I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

*nods sagely*

>> (and please save the stupid gay bullwhip jokes)

*raises finger, thinks better of it, lowers finger*

Posted by: Zombie Robert Mapplethorpe at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (l3YAf)

52 Private universities should never receive public funding for anything under any circumstances. Doing so takes money out of the pockets of ordinary Americans, many of whom could not afford college of any sort, let alone gain admission to private universities, to give it to comparatively wealthy institutions. Let them fundraise from their graduates or otherwise earn their own funding.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (z5QST)

53 The want another Kent State, where they rioted for like a week and took over the campus, then opened fire on national guard and managed to turn it into a story of oppressors massacring peaceful flower-distributing hippies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (2VST1)

54
never fails...

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (57wKv)

55 Not a great tactic for them to start a large fire at their "protest"

Just gives the cops plausible disability when they hit you with the fire hose "by mistake".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (kBh81)

56 Foreigners have rights.

American citizens have obligations.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge
____

The citizens are the cows providing the milk to feed the foreigners.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (Dv3i1)

57 Who is getting in under such a low standard when others, with fabulous grades and a great understanding of the highest levels of mathematics, are being rejected?"

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Looking at the names of the arrested protesters, foreign agitators. Even the faculty are foreign, there is nothing of real knowledge taught in the Ivies at present.

Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (unUNN)

58 They love Gaza then.......... Send then there via USAF !!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (smB1O)

59 What's that song that goes bullwhips crackin'?
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar

Southern Man?

Neil Young’s Anti-Tesla Song Flops With Just 66,000 YouTube Views

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (L/fGl)

60 And if any Harvard reps show up in person at the Department of Education Secretary McMahon will give them the the People's Elbow off the top rope.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (Da7Vv)

61 This is just a distraction from the *real* problem in our society: all those violent White Christian Nationalists.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, on loan to the Bulwark at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (PiwSw)

62 Neil Young's Southern Man.

Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard old Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (2VST1)

63 >> Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.

It was harder before my mom got remarried to Dr. Galvez.

Posted by: Dick Colon at May 07, 2025 05:47 PM (l3YAf)

64 BREAKING: Masked terror supporters have taken over the Columbia library while students are trying to study for finals.

Imagine a college let a group of Neo-NAZIs, or heck just MAGA protestors do this. The nightly news wouldn't stop talking about it for months

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 05:47 PM (t0Rmr)

65 I am guessing that a good 50-75% of the "protesters" do not attend Columbia anyway. Hence: the masks etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (2VST1)

66 And if any Harvard reps show up in person at the Department of Education Secretary McMahon will give them the the People's Elbow off the top rope.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (Da7Vv)

If she has some angry cats, just point the laser pointer onto the reps' chests. Turn them kitties loose!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (VNX3d)

67 Giant gay hippo chasing the grandma with cane is gay.

Hard to understand his soy-pitched voice through his mask.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (Dv3i1)

68 Ooohhh...I just LOVE their scarves!

Posted by: Deb Birx at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (T0oeS)

69 Sadly, this will continue, and continue to be the norm.

It doesn't seem like there's any interest at all from authorities... Federal all the way down to the 7-11 clerk to do anything about it. That's got to change.

Hunting Antifa should be rewarded with bounties. And awards. Trophies if you will.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Q4IgG)

To be fair, these days if you choose a college in an inner city you are asking for it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (8avO+)

70 As I've repeatedly asked, ( not really expecting an answer. It's more of a lament as question) "At this point why would anyone who is Jewish send their kid to Columbia or Harvard? . If I had a kid who was a junior in high school I'd be checking out schools which had NO anti semetic incidents and find about their academic rating and offerings. I visited an institution of higher learning today and walked around. I think they had previously had pro Palestinian encampments but there was no violence as far as I know . I passed a nice looking young Jewish guy whom I assume was a student and who was wearing a yarmulke. I smiled at him and he gave me a smile back, and I thought to myself as I passed him, " I hope to God you haven't been targeted for your faith while studying here."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (oQKD+)

71 I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

(and please save the stupid gay bullwhip jokes)
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (57wKv)

Bullwhip carriers need to be shirtless and sweaty mens, muscles rippling.

Posted by: Antoine Merriweather and Blaine Edwards at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (Aqu9a)

72 Dick Colon-Valdez.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (bF7Q5)

73 I had a little mind picture of the woman with the cane whipping it around after pulling the sword and decapitating the masked asswipes in true superhero fashion.

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (n2swS)

74 Neil Young’s Anti-Tesla Song Flops With Just 66,000 YouTube Views

I remember when he was relevant, in like 1986

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (2VST1)

75 There's still a lot of trans hysteria out there.

I received a notice from blogger yesterday that one of my posts had been deleted due to a violation of their “hate speech” guidelines. The post at issue dealt with JB Pritzker's mulling over of a presidential run. Now, I did pass along an observation on the governor's dimensional challenges, and I also pointed out his association with transgender policies, including gender reassignment surgery (I referred to the latter as “vile”

. I wrapped up by calling him “evil”, and said he needed to be thwarted, inviting the general public to send him boxes of donuts.

So, did blogger consider my description of Pritzker hateful (“an ambulant giant blob of fat”

? Or was it that I referred to gender reassignment as vile? Or did blogger see my invitation to send him donuts as a kind of incitement to slow-motion assassination? I've written blogger, so I guess I'll find out (maybe).

Posted by: Paco at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (mADJX)

76 @45 Did you go to the Peabody? That place alone almost justifies Harvard's continued existence. It's one of the first places I brought my now-wife when we we were dating.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (2cS/G)

77 Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.
Posted by: Oldcat

He can take it. He's tough. After all, with a galvanized colon, he's gotta be tough.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (xt/H7)

78 To be fair, these days if you choose a college in an inner city you are asking for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (8avO+)

If you choose a college in an inner city you're probably one of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (kBh81)

79 75 Not sure where those silly faces came from.

Posted by: Paco at May 07, 2025 05:50 PM (mADJX)

80 Neil Young should be beaten to death with his own guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 05:50 PM (LTygC)

81 Dick Colon-Valdez.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (bF7Q5)

Self lubricating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:51 PM (kBh81)

82 62 Neil Young's Southern Man.

Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard old Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (2VST1)
We play it loud.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 05:51 PM (LHPAg)

83
Pretty sure I could vivisect a man with a whip.
Not sure why that's "gay."

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:51 PM (57wKv)

84 Neil Young should be beaten to death with his own guitar.

I don't think he has many years left on this earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (2VST1)

85 I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

Legal in TX, along with Nun-chucks, brass knucks, switch blades, Swords ( Saw a guy in an Ice House with a Katana - no kidding).

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (Da7Vv)

86 Always with the drums!

Posted by: pookysgirl has rhythm at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (Wt5PA)

87 I think gaelic words may be replaced with smiley face emojis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (bF7Q5)

88 He can take it. He's tough. After all, with a galvanized colon, he's gotta be tough.
Posted by: rickb223

Plenty of zinc. He'll be fine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (LTygC)

89 Old and Busted : Harvard
New Hotness: University of Florida

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 05:53 PM (g47mK)

90 Old and Busted : Columbia
New Hotness : Georgia Tech

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 05:53 PM (g47mK)

91 They get course credit for this, don't they?

Posted by: I think it's a lab at May 07, 2025 05:53 PM (T0oeS)

92 I think a society where most adults carried a full bladed weapon on their hip would be a much more polite society.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (kBh81)

93 The want another Kent State, where they rioted for like a week and took over the campus, then opened fire on national guard and managed to turn it into a story of oppressors massacring peaceful flower-distributing hippies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (2VST1)
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The rioting was effectively ended.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (RIvkX)

94 Did you go to the Peabody?

*******

That was one of the highlights, puts the ny museum of natural history to shame

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (HYKHz)

95 I don't think he has many years left on this earth.

Particularly with Daryl Hanna riding him like Priss in Blade Runner.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (Da7Vv)

96 Who is getting in under such a low standard when others, with fabulous grades and a great understanding of the highest levels of mathematics, are being rejected?"

Gosh, maybe it's graduates of our illustrious government schools who have been for the last decade or so under the Department of Education's common core math curriculum.

Maybe you ought to consider fixing that at some point, Sec Ed?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (hB7mE)

97 I know a guy with a swordcane. He's old enough not to give a crap that its illegal. And yes, its sharp.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (2VST1)

98 I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

Legal in TX, along with Nun-chucks, brass knucks, switch blades, Swords ( Saw a guy in an Ice House with a Katana - no kidding).

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President

The places you can go armed on the regular ain't the places these bozos operate, naturally. Almost as if...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (OUMaO)

99 63 >> Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.

It was harder before my mom got remarried to Dr. Galvez.

Posted by: Dick Colon at May 07, 2025 05:47 PM (l3YAf)

What was her married name before she married Dr. Galvez and he formally adopted you? Colon-Ricardo?

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (aBgBM)

100 I think a society where most adults carried a full bladed weapon on their hip would be a much more polite society.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (kBh81)
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Think Klingon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (RIvkX)

101 They need an Asian guy at Columbia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHhy2Gk_xik

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (n2swS)

102 "Dozens of masked anti-Israel protesters" - Isn't this redundant? If there are masked protesters, aren't they all anti-Israel? Whatever they're against -whether it's taxes, pro-life politicians, spending cuts, whatever- it seems the 1 unifying thing about masked protesters is they all hate Jews.

Posted by: The CIA at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (NXYp1)

103 Think Klingon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (RIvkX)

Bat'leths are ridiculous. I want a polite society, not a silly society.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:56 PM (kBh81)

104 The rioting was effectively ended.

That it was but we had to put up with like 20 years of sad movies, tv shows, and songs about it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:56 PM (2VST1)

105 Klingon's break off into showtunes now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:56 PM (bF7Q5)

106
Masked = coward.

Posted by: But you already knew that at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (T0oeS)

107
>>a federal grant canceled in March for research that examined the consequences of structural racism on substance use risk in Puerto Rican adolescents.

================

phghwww

Research at the university level needed for this?

I've got the results already: kids of color hardest hit. White people guilty. Give us money. The end.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (U7Gpi)

108 dry chem is too hard to clean up; CO2 FTW!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (/Ghsb)

109 The want another Kent State, where they rioted for like a week and took over the campus, then opened fire on national guard and managed to turn it into a story of oppressors massacring peaceful flower-distributing hippies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (2VST1)

One of the dead was a ROTC fellow just passing by. I think one of the girls was a normie, too.

I don't think the protesters had arms actually. Maybe firecrackers. They did throw stuff rocks and tear gas cans shot at them. The National Guard marched aimlessly about the area chasing/being chased alterately for a while without much point until they hit a fenced area that kinda surrounded them. This built up for a while, then they marched thru the crowd up a small rise and there was a surge in the crowd on one flank and behind which led to the troops on that side turning and firing a volley.

A bad situation.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (8avO+)

110 a federal grant canceled in March for research that examined the consequences of structural racism on substance use risk in Puerto Rican adolescents.

================

phghwww

Research at the university level needed for this?

I've got the results already: kids of color hardest hit. White people guilty. Give us money. The end.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (U7Gpi)

So they offer drugs to kids. Great research.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

111 Victory Tits Day would be nice.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (ufFY8)

112
That Klingon batleth is kinda stupid, in my opinion.

I mean, using it is as lethal to Yourself as it is to your opponent.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (57wKv)

113 I know a guy with a swordcane. He's old enough not to give a crap that its illegal. And yes, its sharp.

Once again, legal to carry in TX.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (Da7Vv)

114 What was her married name before she married Dr. Galvez and he formally adopted you? Colon-Ricardo?
Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (aBgBM)

Colon-Blough. He was from old money.

Posted by: Dick Colon-Blough-Cohen-Galvez at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (l3YAf)

115 Sword canes are like a nice, full silver flask. It may be designed to stay discrete. You may intend for it to remain discrete.

But you will whip it out in a femtosecond just to hear someone say "Awww, sweet!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (kBh81)

116 I don't think the protesters had arms actually. Maybe firecrackers. They did throw stuff rocks and tear gas cans shot at them.

In the audio you can hear a pistol go off before the National Guard opens fire with rifles. Didn't sound like a firecracker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (2VST1)

117
Really, think about it.

Two Klingons are fighting, each with their own batlith "sword."

99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (57wKv)

118 I'm the Assman, Jerry!

Posted by: Kramer at May 07, 2025 06:00 PM (T0oeS)

119 So they offer drugs to kids. Great research.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

With a guy yelling racial slurs at them the whole time.

Control group gets offered drugs but no racial slurs.

Posted by: Dick Colon-Blough-Cohen-Galvez at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (l3YAf)

120 I really don't care that UW suffered damage from these godless commies, especially if UW asked for it by wearing what it was wearing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (ufFY8)

121 Masked intruders taking over a building?

Are there hostages?
If no, evacuate the building and gas them

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (FCbAQ)

122 Hoping they'll go away isn't going to work
@amuse
TERROR: Protesters occupying Butler Library are still refusing to identify themselves to Public Safety. Outside, agitators are trying to force their way in, claiming those inside are being “blocked.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (mlg/3)

123 @94 I appreciate the sentiment and I have local bias for Boston, but I don't think I'd say Peabody puts the MONH to shame. I can spend a week in NY and see/ learn more, but I can also see/ learn more at Peabs in one day. The compact nature of the Peabody makes it more immediate, whereas my attention is diverted a MONH. I'm sure I'll see them both again, I'll do a comparison.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (2cS/G)

124 99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (57wKv)

Easier to carry into battle than a full on Sword of Damocles get-up, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (kBh81)

125 99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Same thing with a lightsaber, especially the more ridiculous variants coming out lately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (2VST1)

126 So, did blogger consider my description of Pritzker hateful (“an ambulant giant blob of fat”? Or was it that I referred to gender reassignment as vile? Or did blogger see my invitation to send him donuts as a kind of incitement to slow-motion assassination? I've written blogger, so I guess I'll find out (maybe).
Posted by: Paco at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (mADJX)

I think if you end up the Governor of Illinois you have to be pretty vile.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (8avO+)

127 If these colleges really, really want that sweet taxpayer dollar, then give the taxpayers something in return.

Put all of your hideously ugly staff and students' bios (WITH PICTURES) on a website, where the taxpayers in your State can annually do ranked-choice voting on the 100 of them that will have to fight each of the gorillas every year on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest and His Bloodthirsty Simian Pals.

I'm just offering solutions. I'm an idea guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 06:02 PM (BI5O2)

128 According to federal judges, if any of these students are here on a visa, they cannot have their visa revoked because this is "merely exercising their rights under the First Amendment."

Sounds like an excellent excuse to stop issuing visas entirely.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2025 06:02 PM (hB7mE)

129 A bad situation.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (8avO+)
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Agreed, the result of poor leadership and permissive attitudes toward public violence.

The administration's weakness caused the event.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

130 So, not students... in that case Trespassing and parading with a License...

isn't that like... 4 years in Prison?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (QAkQ3)

131 100 of them that will have to fight each of the gorillas every year on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest and His Bloodthirsty Simian Pals.

"I'd watch that"
--President Trump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (2VST1)

132 So they offer drugs to kids. Great research.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)
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I'm sure it's much, much worse. No doubt they are brainwashing/indoctrinating the participants in this "study" into choosing to take drugs because of racism, rather than giving the participants an honest choice to accept or reject drugs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (GlyvH)

133 What clause gives illegal invaders rights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (bF7Q5)

134
lol, @ the light saber

Totally idiotic weapon. You'll end up amputating your own leg.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (57wKv)

135 Same thing with a lightsaber, especially the more ridiculous variants coming out lately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (2VST1)

"Hey let's make the guard out of two little baby lightsabers!"

"Are you high right now?"

"... Are you not?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (kBh81)

136 I don’t want to live in a society where it’s wrong for RWDS to mow down peaceful, flower-distributing hippies.

Posted by: Dick Colon-Blough-Cohen-Galvez at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (l3YAf)

137 Wow, McMahon brings the ace level cruelty. hiring the captain of the Titanic in to teach navigation?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 06:04 PM (tT6L1)

138 And, you don't need a permit to carry any of those weapons in TX. A sword Cane is just considered a sword with a sheath here.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 06:04 PM (Da7Vv)

139 Sword canes are like a nice, full silver flask. It may be designed to stay discrete. You may intend for it to remain discrete.

But you will whip it out in a femtosecond just to hear someone say "Awww, sweet!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (kBh81)

There's a SF story where a crippled naval LT gets gifted a sword cane that the release fires the cover violently as an extra projectile.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:04 PM (8avO+)

140 lol, @ the light saber

Totally idiotic weapon. You'll end up amputating your own leg.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (57wKv)

You saw that on Big Bang Theory, too, when Bob Newhart played a ghost Jedi?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (VNX3d)

141 >> "Hey let's make the guard out of two little baby lightsabers!"

Isn’t the point of a hilt to protect the wielder’s hand—OH GOD, I BURNED MY WRIST AGAIN

Posted by: Sith-in-training at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (l3YAf)

142 A moron mentioned above, the fvcking FBI gaslighting for years about the biggest threat to the "homeland"* was white supremacists.

*btw thanks for bringing this utterly Nazi-esque word to everyday English.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (RIvkX)

143
Axel the chick used to dream about having her own little flame-thrower.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:06 PM (57wKv)

144 117
Really, think about it.

Two Klingons are fighting, each with their own batlith "sword."

99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (57wKv)

Was at a Con a number of years ago in the Bay Area, where we were doing historic sword fight Demos...

Was a 'Klingon' there who supposedly had worked for years on how to use a Batlith.. so we spar'd a bit...

He actually did OK vs Longsword... but when it came to Rapier? especially sword and dagger... he got owned.

But was a lot of fun.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:06 PM (QAkQ3)

145 btw thanks for bringing this utterly Nazi-esque word to everyday English.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (RIvkX)

Just be glad they didn't translate it as "Birthingpersonland".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:06 PM (kBh81)

146
You saw that on Big Bang Theory, too, when Bob Newhart played a ghost Jedi?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Nah, I don't watch that shit. Ace likes it, though.
Ace likes a lot of crap.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:07 PM (57wKv)

147 70 As I've repeatedly asked, ( not really expecting an answer. It's more of a lament as question) "At this point why would anyone who is Jewish send their kid to Columbia or Harvard?

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Columbia/Harvard is the key to money and status and those things are more important than their fellow Jews, both in Israel and elsewhere.

Posted by: The Truth at May 07, 2025 06:07 PM (N2LiF)

148 I am planning attending the protests at Columbia tonight wearing the same Black/White Dress to protest against the rich jews ....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at May 07, 2025 06:08 PM (6Zxan)

149 How comes Jedi ain't all got wicked sunburns all the time?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:08 PM (kBh81)

150 Tune in next week for more Sword Talk on this and other PBS stations.
Sponsored by donations from People Like You.

Posted by: NPR announcer voice at May 07, 2025 06:08 PM (T0oeS)

151 Kreißsaalland

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (RIvkX)

152 What clause gives illegal invaders rights?

None of course. There were some SCOTUS cases that said that, but they were over-ruled in 2003 by a decision that held congress can set rules and standards for Aliens, that would be unacceptable for citizens.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (Da7Vv)

153 Arrest them then the DA will drop all charges

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (ypFCm)

154 These people have addresses and phone numbers. Why is doxing a weapon reserved for the left?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (8QPXz)

155 Totally idiotic weapon. You'll end up amputating your own leg.

I liked how Obi Wan used it in the first movie. He'd whip it out, turn it on, take off the opponent's arm, turn it off and put it away in one move. You barely even saw what happened. That's the way to use something that dangerous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (2VST1)

156 Seems to me a number of protesters did something on Jan6th and, well, it didn't turn out too well for them.

Double standard?

Of course not. Free speech vs. insurrection.

The price we pay for not fighting back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2025 06:10 PM (Q4IgG)

157 Ricardo Colon-Galvez -- what an asshole!

Posted by: Ciampino - an anal retentive at May 07, 2025 06:10 PM (sPQoU)

158 They're pissed because DOGE cut off their free potency monitoring of confiscated cannabis samples.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2025 06:10 PM (KtOUo)

159 There were some SCOTUS cases that said that, but they were over-ruled in 2003 by a decision that held congress can set rules and standards for Aliens, that would be unacceptable for citizens.

And, even if that were not true, for 150 years presidents have pitched non-citizens out of the country that they chose to without needing a judge or jury to get involved. Biden and Obama threw out tons of illegals and no judge decided they had to have warrants or "due process."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (2VST1)

160 You barely even saw what happened. That's the way to use something that dangerous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (2VST1)

Now, to be fair, comparing that to Luke vs. Vader is like comparing the battle of Stalingrad with shooting Ol' Yeller.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (kBh81)

161 According to Peter Woit, the real problem in Columbia is that Trump is cancelling their funding and that the trustees aren't confronting Trump the fascist dictator.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (gKWVE)

162 141 >> "Hey let's make the guard out of two little baby lightsabers!"

Isn’t the point of a hilt to protect the wielder’s hand—OH GOD, I BURNED MY WRIST AGAIN
Posted by: Sith-in-training at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (l3YAf)

Wrist? Any cross body, downward block (If'n I thrust towards yer knee...) and that little baby light saber goes right into your crotch.

or a Nine parry? Which is the sword even with your head, parrying a downward cut? If'n I drive that parry down with a strong strike... which OFTEN happens... that little light goes straight into yere face of neck...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (QAkQ3)

163 Seems to me a number of protesters did something on Jan6th and, well, it didn't turn out too well for them.

"Well, you see, those protesters threatened and frightened important people, people who matter. These protesters are only disturbing the little people."
--Senator Thom Tillis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:12 PM (2VST1)

164
Well, if every person in the entire World has "due process" "rights" in the USA, why can't they vote?

Because that's What's Next in this idiotic fake "logic."

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:12 PM (57wKv)

165 Powell didn’t cut rates. Because of course he didn’t. Deep state isn’t going quietly into the night. They will sabotage Trump any and every which way they can.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:13 PM (ImXfC)

166 Well, if every person in the entire World has "due process" "rights" in the USA, why can't they vote?

Because that's What's Next in this idiotic fake "logic."
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:12 PM (57wKv)

Bingo ain't just a river in Africa.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:13 PM (kBh81)

167 116: something I read on the internet, years ago; those shots were fired from a .38 carried by an fbi informant who thought he was being chased, elsewhere on campus.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 06:13 PM (/Ghsb)

168 Evening, people of the Ace World,

My power was out for six hours today thanks to an explosive thunderstorm with quite a bit of wind. At 9:30 I got back from my errands, flicked the light switch, and nada. The local power company at first promised power would be back on by 11:30 am, then by midnight (!) ("tomorrow at 12 am" I hope meant *this* midnight). At 3:30 pm I'm sitting at my open door reading, and reached up to flick the light switch, not really expecting anything, but -- POWER! HAHAHAHA!

The worst of it, of course, is not knowing when the outage will end.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (omVj0)

169 You know why they put those stupid side-saber bits on the blade?

Well the main reason was "this looks KEWL!!!! HE LOOKS BADASS!" which, he didn't.

But the other reason is "there's no guard on a light saber, and even if there was, the blade would just go right through it." Which is true. you could just slide your blade down the other one and into the hand of your foe.

So retconning superfans came up with the "sticky lightsaber" theory in which the blades tend to stick making it not possible to slide down your opponent's saber. Kind of like how they explained away how a parsec is not a measurement of time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (2VST1)

170 99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Same thing with a lightsaber, especially the more ridiculous variants coming out lately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (2VST1)

There's a funny story "Gun without a Bang" where a scout is sent to a wild planet with a new disintegrator pistol and he gets attacked by packs of hostile wolf like critters. He kills them, but they don't stop. then other animals join in. He steps over a log, but its a gator like animal and when he shoots down he falls into the resulting pit and injures his leg. He realizes that the animals don't stop because nothings wounded, cries out in pain or gives a hint something is wrong. He gets to his ship and finds in the final run he has chopped up his ship with stray shots, has no fuel and holes in the hull.

A rescue ship finds him a year later, in a nice stockade with a bow and arrow. The weapon is being used to hammer in the stockade logs.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (8avO+)

171 Fire Powell! C’mon Trump, you know you wanna!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (l3YAf)

172 At this point why would anyone who is Jewish send their kid to Columbia or Harvard? .
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I think the ones that are still sending their children there think they are safe because they're "not that kind of Jew."

You know, conservative, Zionist.

It's like thinking you can drop the N-bomb walking through Compton 'cause you dated a black girl in college one week.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (bw0ep)

173
50 States.

50 Silverbacks.

5000 College CHUDs.

1 Winner: You, the viewing audience.

Posted by: Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest and His Bloodthirsty Simian Pals at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (BI5O2)

174 But muh beskar

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (kBh81)

175 those shots were fired from a .38 carried by an fbi informant who thought he was being chased, elsewhere on campus.

Well it was just one shot and very close to the microphone so that doesn't sound like a plausible explanation but we'll never know now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (2VST1)

176 77 Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.
Posted by: Oldcat

He can take it. He's tough. After all, with a galvanized colon, he's gotta be tough.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (xt/H7)
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Not tough, just corrosion-retarded!

Posted by: Galvanized Colon - will accept many loads before rusting out at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (sPQoU)

177 Light saber Daffy Duck with a quarterstaff.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (bF7Q5)

178 So retconning superfans came up with the "sticky lightsaber" theory in which the blades tend to stick making it not possible to slide down your opponent's saber. Kind of like how they explained away how a parsec is not a measurement of time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (2VST1)

There are lots of shots in the series where they slide the blades along each other though.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:16 PM (8avO+)

179 >
Once again, legal to carry in TX.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (Da7Vv)

Likewise Alaska.

We used to have laws against all the usual suspects -- switchblades, "metal" knuckles (the lege was covering all the bases there, I guess), and so on.

After we went full Constitutional Carry, someone noticed that it was fucking retarded to prohibit brass knucks when carrying a firearm, either openly or concealed, was perfectly legal, so all those laws were repealed.

Posted by: Dutch Army at May 07, 2025 06:16 PM (W5ArC)

180 Do they need any help axeing the researchers?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Hey, Buddy. This is my side of the street. You've moving in on my territory.

Posted by: Lizzie Borden at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (D0HYP)

181 133 What clause gives illegal invaders rights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (bF7Q5)

The 14th Amendment! It's our go-to for everything we want discovered in the Constitution by Federal Courts!

Posted by: Democrats at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (aBgBM)

182 Anyone want to take bets on the main source of Mark Levin's funding aside from whatever he directly gets paid by Cumulus to be a loud retard on the radio?

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (1b5Z6)

183 Wow, the cops escorting the woman to the car had patience far beyond normal people. The antifa scum harassing the crippled gal had me seeing red.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

184 My power was out for six hours today thanks to an explosive thunderstorm with quite a bit of wind. At 9:30 I got back from my errands, flicked the light switch, and nada. The local power company at first promised power would be back on by 11:30 am, then by midnight (!) ("tomorrow at 12 am" I hope meant *this* midnight). At 3:30 pm I'm sitting at my open door reading, and reached up to flick the light switch, not really expecting anything, but -- POWER! HAHAHAHA!

The worst of it, of course, is not knowing when the outage will end.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (omVj0)

I always pop on some lights when the power is out so I know when it ends.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (8avO+)

185 You could probably drop N bombs all over Compton today...

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (gKWVE)

186 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (W5ArC)

187 A rescue ship finds him a year later, in a nice stockade with a bow and arrow. The weapon is being used to hammer in the stockade logs.

I read a story about a jet that got sent back in time to WWI somehow and figured he'd show the Bosch how they did it 1970s style. But the biplanes had a low heat signature so the missiles wouldn't lock on. And they were made of cloth so the guns tended not to hit much. And he moved so fast he had a hard time even getting a bead on anything.

I like that kind of sci fi "not like you figured" storyline but I'm not sure its 100% plausible or would work out that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)

188 There are lots of shots in the series where they slide the blades along each other though.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:16 PM (8avO+)
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Gay!

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (1b5Z6)

189 And those on the left thinking this is cute, who won’t prosecute, who won’t do anything serious for whatever their misguided reasons may be, don’t seem to understand they are on the list, too.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (pZEOD)

190 The school has been on alert

Really? Because I can think of a number of things that could have been done if you actually were on alert for this.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (D0HYP)

191 And, even if that were not true, for 150 years presidents have pitched non-citizens out of the country that they chose to without needing a judge or jury to get involved. Biden and Obama threw out tons of illegals and no judge decided they had to have warrants or "due process."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (2VST1)

My question is, who is funding all these lawsuits? This many Lawyers aint workin fer free...

Someone is organizing and paying for it, and needs to be exposed because they ARE a threat to Democracy. We elected Trump on a Platform they are using out of control Judges, to counteract.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (QAkQ3)

192 Where’s the nothing will happen guy?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:19 PM (ImXfC)

193 'Terror supporters'?

They're terrorists. Low grade retarded terrorists, but terrorists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

194 Live about 15 miles from SUNY New Paltz a very far left school . There has been some antisemitism, but I think with this semester ending real craziness won't start till September. The Code Pink critter lived down that way and frequently showed up for noise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (vmkyp)

195 I read a story about a jet that got sent back in time to WWI somehow and figured he'd show the Bosch how they did it 1970s style. But the biplanes had a low heat signature so the missiles wouldn't lock on. And they were made of cloth so the guns tended not to hit much. And he moved so fast he had a hard time even getting a bead on anything.

I like that kind of sci fi "not like you figured" storyline but I'm not sure its 100% plausible or would work out that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)

Could have just used his jet wash as a weapon, those old Crates were not very sturdy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (QAkQ3)

196 It's like thinking you can drop the N-bomb walking through Compton 'cause you dated a black girl in college one week.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (bw0ep)

Compton’s over 70% Latino now, so you might get away with it.

Just don’t say “LatinX”..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (l3YAf)

197 Andy Ngo should get a Medal of Freedom from Trump.

Along with Rodney Smith, the guy who organizes young people to cut lawns for free for the elderly, disabled, vets, etc.

Time for such awards to go the little people who really live the life such things are meant to celebrate.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (1m82a)

198 Where’s the nothing will happen guy?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:19 PM (ImXfC)

Hanging out with the And So It Begins guy.

It's almost already not used to be happy hour.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (kBh81)

199 Why are they even studying for finals? Shouldnt they be excused from having to take them due to the trauma they've experienced from Drumpf's presidency and the continued existence of Israel?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (O5FOV)

200 Totally idiotic weapon. You'll end up amputating your own leg.

It's merely a flesh wound!

Posted by: The Black Knight at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (7bp2g)

201 Compton has fallen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (bF7Q5)

202 Could have just used his jet wash as a weapon, those old Crates were not very sturdy.

Hell if he didn't hit the engine he could just ram them, light wood and cloth. But yeah just flying nearby would wipe one out.

They didn't show up well on his radar either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (2VST1)

203 Really? Because I can think of a number of things that could have been done if you actually were on alert for this.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (D0HYP)

*nods* Maxim machine gun nests on the roof of the library. Mines around the facility that you needed a library card to find the safe path... Hungry German shepherd dogs inside the building trained to key off the smell of weed...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

204 Where’s the nothing will happen guy?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:19 PM (ImXfC)

Hanging out with the And So It Begins guy.

It's almost already not used to be happy hour.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (kBh81)

They're in Rome, watching the Conclave for the new Pope.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (VNX3d)

205 Edged Weapon Recommendation by one guy - Cutlass!

https://tinyurl.com/yjk7ms9t

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (aBgBM)

206 Compton is a bario now? Heh. I didn’t know that happened.

NWA song needs updated lyrics.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:22 PM (ImXfC)

207 I'm just so thankful that the Lords of Times Square are amplifying traditionally marginalized bodies on a monumental scale.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2025 06:22 PM (paSBy)

208
I always pop on some lights when the power is out so I know when it ends.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025

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The clock on the microwave came on, of course, but I was facing away from it. I'd tested the lights about fifteen minutes before and got nothing, so I didn't miss much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:22 PM (omVj0)

209 NWA are still outta Compton, it's going back that'll be the trick

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:23 PM (gKWVE)

210 Is Acer E-Machines now livin the vida loca?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:23 PM (bF7Q5)

211 Why are they even studying for finals? Shouldnt they be excused from having to take them due to the trauma they've experienced from Drumpf's presidency and the continued existence of Israel?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (O5FOV)

Pfft.. if your dorm roommate commits a suicide bombing, it’s an automatic A for the semester!

Posted by: Ivy League student at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (l3YAf)

212 NWA song needs updated lyrics.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:22 PM (ImXfC)

MWA.

Mariachis With Attitude.

"Derrrrreeeeeecho de Compton..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (kBh81)

213 Edged Weapon Recommendation by one guy - Cutlass!

From my amateur study hours of Forged in Fire and recreation experts, it seems like the final, best form of the sword is the saber. Although Shad recommends a Gladius for easy carry and storage in the apocalypse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (2VST1)

214 Democrats. The party of TransHumanism, TransTerrorism and TransContinental Gangs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (UarWD)

215 197, so true, from your mouth to his ears!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 06:25 PM (/Ghsb)

216 I'm just so thankful that the Lords of Times Square are amplifying traditionally marginalized bodies on a monumental scale.

I still think the little girl facing off a rampaging, charging bull is the dumber statue. Yeah you're defiant for the .007 seconds it takes to get turned into hamburger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:25 PM (2VST1)

217 A Gladius is just a jumped up machete.

Which is why it is perfect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:25 PM (kBh81)

218 read a story about a jet that got sent back in time to WWI somehow and figured he'd show the Bosch how they did it 1970s style. But the biplanes had a low heat signature so the missiles wouldn't lock on. And they were made of cloth so the guns tended not to hit much. And he moved so fast he had a hard time even getting a bead on anything.

I like that kind of sci fi "not like you figured" storyline but I'm not sure its 100% plausible or would work out that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)

The reason the old as shit Swordfish Biplane torpedo bombers had success against the Bismarck battleship was the directors for the AA guns could not believe a plane was going so slow. They overshot.

I have a madly complex computer game on the War in the Pacific and scored a big one when a Brit carrier sent Swordfish squadron over New Caledonia and sunk a Japanese strike group and one or two battleships.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (8avO+)

219 There's a 1789(?) British Light Cavalry saber that the scholagladitoria guy reviewed on a tab open on my computer. Fully sharp, spring steel. Metal scabbard.

Just have not pulled the trigger yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

220 From my amateur study hours of Forged in Fire and recreation experts, it seems like the final, best form of the sword is the saber. Although Shad recommends a Gladius for easy carry and storage in the apocalypse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025

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A compact sword and no doubt easier to wield than much longer ones. Plus, "Stab, don't slash."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (omVj0)

221 I look at that beautiful library and how it's wasted on those cretins. It's sacrilegious. It's Anti-Enlightenment and barbaric.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (Jp8LL)

222

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (omVj0)

223
Does anyone think Harvard as it now exists will truly go down? I.e., it can keep its ideology but will have to muddle along on its $50bil endowment and forego federal funding until the next Democrat president? I'd love to see Trump drive them so far down that they have to do a Council of Trent and rebuild in the shadow of a new, brazen, rapidly growing ideological competitor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (U7Gpi)

224 We’ve got NOOD Sign!

Posted by: Ivy League student at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (l3YAf)

225 I always pop on some lights when the power is out so I know when it ends.
Posted by: Oldcat

Line crews asked everyone to turn on a porch light so they could tell at distance.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (xt/H7)

226 A Gladius is just a jumped up machete.

Which is why it is perfect.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:25 PM (kBh81)

We don't give a fuck what you think of our swords, you'll die in the mud all the same.
-The Legions

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

227 The fuckers trashed the Eng Labs too? Those motherless cocksuckers!

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (Jp8LL)

228 Edged Weapon Recommendation by one guy - Cutlass!

From my amateur study hours of Forged in Fire and recreation experts, it seems like the final, best form of the sword is the saber. Although Shad recommends a Gladius for easy carry and storage in the apocalypse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (2VST1)

Sabers are good on a horse. You don't want men in a line swinging wildly. Step, lunge and into the body. A Roman could do that all day but ran out of enemies most of the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

229 A compact sword and no doubt easier to wield than much longer ones. Plus, "Stab, don't slash."

Yeah Shad annoys me irrationally but he made a pretty good argument for the gladius.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (2VST1)

230 Remedial math?

Wow. I could have gone to Harvard.

The Linda McMahon letter was great.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2025 06:29 PM (oiNtH)

231 201 Compton has fallen.
Posted by: Boss Moss

'Straight Outta Compton' II will be sung/rapped in Spanish and playing that Latin 'polka' music I hear in the local 'international' grocery store nearby.

(Ok, I don't know what it's actually called. It sounds like polka to me, just with Spanish lyrics)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 06:29 PM (sAmhv)

232 Does anyone think Harvard as it now exists will truly go down? I.e., it can keep its ideology but will have to muddle along on its $50bil endowment and forego federal funding until the next Democrat president? I'd love to see Trump drive them so far down that they have to do a Council of Trent and rebuild in the shadow of a new, brazen, rapidly growing ideological competitor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (U7Gpi)

You can't unbreak Humpty Dumpty. Funding or no funding these days nobody respects a Harvard degree. And I at least grew up when there were very respected people from there.

Boss Hogg ain't gonna fly

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (8avO+)

233 A compact sword and no doubt easier to wield than much longer ones. Plus, "Stab, don't slash."

Yeah Shad annoys me irrationally but he made a pretty good argument for the gladius.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (2VST1)

Rome made the best argument and they had to go to Spain to find one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+)

234 A compact sword and no doubt easier to wield than much longer ones. Plus, "Stab, don't slash."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (omVj0)

If you have a longsword you can't have an ally in range of a swing. You have to space out so your swings dont interfere and lop each others arms of.

This means facing a Roman there's 2 or three dudes ready, one to parry your swing and the other to stab you in your unguarded body or leg. Then relax and wait for you to fall over or attack again.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+)

235 You saw that on Big Bang Theory, too, when Bob Newhart played a ghost Jedi?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Nah, I don't watch that shit. Ace likes it, though.
Ace likes a lot of crap.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:07 PM (57wKv)

Yeah, you do need a sense of humor to watch it.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (5xuJ/)

236 I liked how Obi Wan used it in the first movie. He'd whip it out, turn it on, take off the opponent's arm, turn it off and put it away in one move. You barely even saw what happened. That's the way to use something that dangerous.

Amen. They built up to that duel between him and Vader; that first time Vader turned his on; evil red; totally sh*t just got real moment.
They cheapened so much in the follow up movies, i was actually tired of having Jedi main characters because you knew there was doing to be several scenes of acrobatics and karate kicks. One of the reasons I didn't mind rogue one, although it had more than its fair share of stupid sh*t, i did like having spies and special forces characters rather than Jedi.

Posted by: Nelly at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (pSknm)

237 These idiots are down on Marxism.

They should always live as meeks with no say to nothing.

Professional victims.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (BCXRZ)

238 "Antifa" is just anti-fascist, it's right there in our name!"

Yet they keep attacking Democrat-run universities.

These institutions must therefore be Fascist. QED.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2025 06:51 PM (HlyYF)

239 "Well, Barack, you know, he had to adjust to what 'on time' was," she told her brother. "I've got this husband who's like, when it's time to leave -- it's 3:00 -- he's getting up and going to the bathroom. And I was like, dude, dude, 3:00 departure means you've done all that, you know?"

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Ma'am, maybe don't reinforce stereotypes? Especially about the first gay black president.

Next you'll tell me he liked hoopty Chrysler 300s but knew he had to trade it in for a hybrid for his campaign to appear safe and environmentally conscious. Or that he supports violence and threats for accomplishing personal desires.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 06:55 PM (r9cXI)

240 It's like thinking you can drop the N-bomb walking through Compton 'cause you dated a black girl in college one week.

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I don't think that would be a problem now since the Mexicans took it over.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 06:58 PM (r9cXI)

241 How humiliating for Harvard C-suite to be lectured by a WWE Princess, lol

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 07:09 PM (3JHlp)

242 These people have lost their ever-loving minds.

Posted by: El Mariachi at May 07, 2025 07:11 PM (D1vbu)

243 187 A rescue ship finds him a year later, in a nice stockade with a bow and arrow. The weapon is being used to hammer in the stockade logs.

I read a story about a jet that got sent back in time to WWI somehow and figured he'd show the Bosch how they did it 1970s style. But the biplanes had a low heat signature so the missiles wouldn't lock on. And they were made of cloth so the guns tended not to hit much. And he moved so fast he had a hard time even getting a bead on anything.

I like that kind of sci fi "not like you figured" storyline but I'm not sure its 100% plausible or would work out that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)
Article in Playboy mumble years ago was The Chronicle Of The 695th. or such like. A post WW II mortar/MG crew ends up at the Battle Of Franklin. The men are mostly from the South, that sound familiar? They have decisions to make, whether to change history or fight for their country.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 07:20 PM (LHPAg)

244 I would LOVE for once - just once - for someone to beat the living shit out of these protesters.

Posted by: Oakeshott at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (7NzYL)

245 "Harvard University has made a mockery of this country's higher education system."

A sinecure for every high profile Democrat loser in the country.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 07, 2025 09:22 PM (w6EFb)

246 I would LOVE for once - just once - for someone to beat the living shit out of these protesters.

Posted by: Oakeshott at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (7NzYL)

I suggest pewpews with animal tranquilizer darts.

Collect at your leisure. Very orderly.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 07, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

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