Gird Your Loins Cafe

Christopher Lee in 2002

You may already have seen this young adopted beaver building dams in its owners' suburban home, despite never having known its parents or having been taught to build a dam. You can read more about young beavers in my self-published book, Beaver Fever.

Squirrel knows she's a super-model and fierce.

Cats can make a toy out of anything, except actual cat toys, which they are indifferent to.

Their favorite toy is "Your Stuff."

Brothers from another mother.

Soaking your reptile, if you know what I mean.

Crazy ear action.

Dog wants his chew toy, but the cat has decided to keep it.

Mudlover.

Time to make the doggy donuts.

Dog wakes up with a strange body beside his own and wonders did I just make a huge mistake last night?

Cute dog gets a cat to snuggle.

Traffic camera photobomb.

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1 Hey

Posted by: Galvanized Colon - will accept many loads before rusting out at May 07, 2025 07:30 PM (sPQoU)

2 FOIST or Sponge?

Posted by: Ciampino - a bullet or two? at May 07, 2025 07:31 PM (sPQoU)

3 DRACULA!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 07:32 PM (rT96s)

4 Did someone say "young beaver"?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at May 07, 2025 07:33 PM (W5ArC)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 07:33 PM (cYBz/)

6 My high school mascot was a beaver and yes we had Beaver Fever.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

7 You can read more about young beavers in my self-published book, Beaver Fever.

Uh...never mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 07:34 PM (mH6SG)

8 Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:34 PM (UarWD)

9 What is the difference between satan and dump? With satan you might get spmething for your soul.

Posted by: raimondo at May 07, 2025 07:34 PM (oQ+Ua)

10 How to Gird Up Your Loins:

Step 1: Don't wear a dress.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 07:35 PM (Jl4tD)

11 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 07:35 PM (LTygC)

12 Christopher Lee has some requirements for those hoping to date his daughter.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (gKWVE)

13 Good job, Retardo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (LTygC)

14 You may already have seen this young adopted beaver building dams in its owners' suburban home, despite never having known its parents or having been taught to build a dam.

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Fun fact: This is also why you shouldn't own, trust, or allow your pets or children around pit bulls

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (r9cXI)

15 Beaver fever is similar to cat scratch fever, but with beavers.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

16 I like young beavers...

Posted by: J. Epstein at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (1FWWQ)

17 Peter Jackson: Try to imagine what a man who's been stabbed in the back sounds like.
Christopher Lee: My dear boy, I don't have to imagine it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (W5ArC)

18 Traffic camera photobomb.
_______________________

If parrots had hands, that one would have surely flipped the bird...heh....literally.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (dIske)

19 Wild animals in the house...eh, never liked the idea.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (g47mK)

20 Just wear pants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (bF7Q5)

21 > Step 1: Don't wear a dress.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 07:35 PM (Jl4tD)

Step 2: if swordplay is in the offing, wear a steel jockstrap.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (W5ArC)

22 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (ypFCm)

23 I'm not certain where the beaver slang came from.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:38 PM (UarWD)

24 Grid your lions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

25 Yeah, but how do you grill your loins?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:40 PM (i24o9)

26 Good luck grilling your lion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:40 PM (UarWD)

27 "Flat out like a lizard drinking"

This means fast in Australianeze. I think. Or really busy. Or "Help, my koala is randy!" I'm not sure. But I have heard it proudly exclaimed by an authy ausy. They also like to randomly shorten words which I think they picked up from modern brits.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2025 07:41 PM (cduTK)

28 >>>You can read more about young beavers in my self-published book, Beaver Fever.

I accidentally picked that one up at the local bookstore twelve times.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2025 07:41 PM (lHPJf)

29 Heya Skip!

You got that twenty you owe me?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:41 PM (UarWD)

30 Being scratched by a penguin seldom results in a fever, as the poor soul who is so unfortunately scratched will inevitably perish within minutes from the mephitic contamination.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 07, 2025 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

31 There will be time loin girding contests at the next MoMe. Right before karaoke starts.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 07:43 PM (p4NUW)

32 Even a Scottish kilt isn't that long, but again might want a stell jockstrap

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (ypFCm)

33 There will be time loin girding contests at the next MoMe. Right before karaoke starts.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 07:43 PM (p4NUW)

And right after the 'ettes jumping on trampolines.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (i24o9)

34
Good luck grilling your lion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Shine a light in his face while questioning him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

35 I find it difficult to gird my loins when wearing a fabulous pencil skirt.

Posted by: Sam Briton at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (JsD5q)

36 34
Good luck grilling your lion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Shine a light in his face while questioning him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (63Dwl

Slap him with a phone book.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (UarWD)

37 Dang, you got some fancy squirrels up north. And that’s a nice beaver.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (b4o9z)

38
Girding one's loins is, in effect, giving yourself a wedgie?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (xG4kz)

39 I thought loin gird was some kind of lotion.

Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

40 Good luck grilling your lion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Shine a light in his face while questioning him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (63Dwl

Slap him with a phone book.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (UarWD)

Plant kitty porn on his computer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (i24o9)

41 The beaver is the national animal of Canada.

So much of our history....beaver pelts.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (jvJvP)

42 > 39 I thought loin gird was some kind of lotion.
Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

I thought it was like one of those surgeries you get to staple your stomach, but for your testes.

Keeps from wasting the Precious Bodily Fluids.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (W5ArC)

43 >>Peter Jackson: Try to imagine what a man who's been stabbed in the back sounds like.
Christopher Lee: My dear boy, I don't have to imagine it.

oh yeah, that's great.

For those who don't know, Peter Jackson directed him to make a certain sound when he was stabbed in the back in LOTR. Lee repsonded that that isn't how men sound when they're stabbed in the back. He knew how they sounded because he'd dispatched nazis by stabbing them in the back.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (KRtlO)

44 "So much of our history....beaver pelts.
Posted by: Stateless."

For European dandys.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

45 I thought loin gird was some kind of lotion.
Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

I thought it was like one of those surgeries you get to staple your stomach, but for your testes.

Keeps from wasting the Precious Bodily Fluids.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (W5ArC)

It's not a pelvic floor mesh install?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (i24o9)

46 Heh.

ICE raided a DC restaurant owned by Norah O'Donnell's husband.

https://tinyurl.com/zz6pb4wx

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (lHPJf)

47 Only old British guys say they dispatched a Nazi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:49 PM (UarWD)

48 What's the plural of "dandy"? Wtfk do I care.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

49 For those who don't know, Peter Jackson directed him to make a certain sound when he was stabbed in the back in LOTR. Lee repsonded that that isn't how men sound when they're stabbed in the back. He knew how they sounded because he'd dispatched nazis by stabbing them in the back.

Oh, please. They kind of squeak, and then make a sound like a bagpipe deflating. Believe me, I know.

Posted by: Danang Dick Blumenthal at May 07, 2025 07:49 PM (s8j++)

50 Is this the loin thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (mH6SG)

51 Is this the loin thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (mH6SG)

Yes. Grade your loins.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (i24o9)

52 Women make a different noise.

Posted by: J. Ripper, MD at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (UarWD)

53 I gave the pork loin I made last week a solid A.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (UarWD)

54 I thought gird your loins was something Andrew Sullivan put ads in the paper looking for.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (VofaG)

55 Women make a different noise.

Posted by: J. Ripper, MD at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (UarWD)

Woman being stabbed: "You're doing it wrong."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (i24o9)

56 Is this the loin thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (mH6SG)

Yes. Grade your loins.

I'd say they're neither Prime, Choice, nor Select. Perhaps leprous.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (s8j++)

57 Yes. Grade your loins.

One star but open for business.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2025 07:53 PM (mH6SG)

58 Yes. Grade your loins.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM

Prime, of course.

Posted by: Whoopi at May 07, 2025 07:53 PM (JsD5q)

59 To tell the truth, my way sounds more fun.

Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

60 Yes. Grade your loins.

I'd say they're neither Prime, Choice, nor Select. Perhaps leprous.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (s8j++)

Sorry, we're all out of leprous. Will you take scabrous?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2025 07:54 PM (lHPJf)

61 Woman being stabbed: "You're doing it wrong."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (i24o9)

Snort!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:54 PM (UarWD)

62 They kind of squeak, and then make a sound like a bagpipe deflating. Believe me, I know.
Posted by: Danang Dick Blumenthal at May 07, 2025 07:49 PM (s8j++)

Unsure that the air going out of your inflatable Shizuka Nekonome counts as a stabbing, Senator.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:54 PM (gKWVE)

63 If you are traveling with someone who requires assistance, gird your loins on first, and then assist the other person.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 07:54 PM (g47mK)

64 "So much of our history....beaver pelts.
Posted by: Stateless."

That’s how the Astors started their fortune.

John Jacob Astor to be specific.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 07:55 PM (VofaG)

65 >>> It's not a pelvic floor mesh install?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (i24o9)

Exactly. Put down mesh before you tile your pelvic floor or prepare to deal with unsightly gaps and cracks for years.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2025 07:55 PM (cduTK)

66 It seems that the troublemakers at Columbia are starting to figure out that they may have made a mistake. (Insty)

UPDATE: Palestine protestors are now PLEADING to be let out of the Columbia University which they invaded, as officials BLOCK them from leaving without ID

“Please, please let us out!”

I guess their commitment isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:56 PM (s8j++)

67 Yes. Grade your loins.

I'd say they're neither Prime, Choice, nor Select. Perhaps leprous.
-

Sorry, we're all out of leprous. Will you take scabrous?

-

Sir?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:57 PM (r9cXI)

68 Squirrel knows she's a super-model and fierce.
----
Huggy Squirrel is always looking for fresh "talent."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 07:57 PM (GlyvH)

69 Yes. Grade your loins.

I'd say they're neither Prime, Choice, nor Select. Perhaps leprous.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (s8j++)

Sorry, we're all out of leprous. Will you take scabrous?

Sorry, best I can do is scrofulous.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:57 PM (s8j++)

70 Someone got a dictionary for Christmas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (UarWD)

71 So, who's willing to admit that they disappointed Ace today?

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (JsD5q)

72 ...is at it again.

an Eastwood trilogy of beaver movies:

A Fistful of Beaver
For a Few Beaver More
The Good, the Bad, and the Beaver.

I can't be stopped.

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (1WE9O)

73 Christopher Lee served in WW2, with SBS or some other cloak&Fairbairn department ... while filming some movie, he told the director "that's not what cutting a throat sounds like ... "

IYKYK, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (/Ghsb)

74 71 So, who's willing to admit that they disappointed Ace today?

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (JsD5q)

I didn't sleep with Ace today.

Ask Garret.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:59 PM (UarWD)

75 The Houston Astors?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:00 PM (bF7Q5)

76 The Beaver Hunter

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:00 PM (VofaG)

77 It seems that the troublemakers at Columbia are starting to figure out that they may have made a mistake. (Insty)

UPDATE: Palestine protestors are now PLEADING to be let out of the Columbia University which they invaded, as officials BLOCK them from leaving without ID

“Please, please let us out!”

I guess their commitment isn't what it used to be.
Posted by: Archimedes

It's because it's dinner time

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 08:00 PM (xt/H7)

78 40 Year Old Beaver

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:00 PM (VofaG)

79 The Houston Astors?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Nah, that was the Jetson's dog.

Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2025 08:01 PM (cPGH3)

80 Noem seems to have gotten the message

Posted by: Accomack at May 07, 2025 08:01 PM (JY+81)

81 >>>Dog wants his chew toy, but the cat has decided to keep it.

All that drama! The cat didn't even move. Dog was just a big scaredy cat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (klJTj)

82 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/
15njMf9x2B/?mibextid=D5vuiz

NEW LOOK?: A 12-foot bronze statue of a Black woman was unveiled in Times Square, designed to "contrast" the two existing statues of White men already on display.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's eating well at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (sPQoU)

83 I think ace beat me to it ... anyway,Christopher Lee rocked, bigly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (/Ghsb)

84 20,000 Beavers Under the Sea

30 Beaver Over Tokyo

Beavers on 34th Street

The Beaver from 20,000 Fathoms

Seven Beavers for Seven Brothers

Five Easy Beavers

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (1WE9O)

85 Christopher Lee has some requirements for those hoping to date his daughter.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (gKWVE)
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Considering the man was a legend, Aragorn himself would be hard-pressed to meet Lee's standards...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (GlyvH)

86 NEW LOOK?: A 12-foot bronze statue of a Black woman was unveiled in Times Square, designed to "contrast" the two existing statues of White men already on display.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's eating well at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (sPQoU)

It's posed mid-twerk, isn't it?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (i24o9)

87 Astor’s great grandson was John Jacob Astor IV who was on the Titanic.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)

88 Loin cloth?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (PB44O)

89 Imagine the size of her EBT card.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (bF7Q5)

90 Beaver is a rather fecund word, in'it?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (JsD5q)

91 87 Astor’s great grandson was John Jacob Astor IV who was on the Titanic.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)

I bet his suite safe still holds some nice bling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (UarWD)

92 89, LOL, DOGE will be releasing that RSN ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:05 PM (/Ghsb)

93 Biden says Trump is not behaving like a Republican President.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 08:05 PM (63Dwl)

94 93 Biden says Trump is not behaving like a Republican President.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 08:05 PM (63Dwl

And?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:06 PM (UarWD)

95 Biden says Trump is not behaving like a Republican President.

He's right. Thank God.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 08:06 PM (s8j++)

96 25 Yeah, but how do you grill your loins?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:40 PM (i24o9)
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grilling-your-loins adjacent = frying bacon while naked

Posted by: Ciampino - it's eating well, the statue at May 07, 2025 08:07 PM (sPQoU)

97 I bet his suite safe still holds some nice bling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (UarWD)

Probably. He was worth almost 100 million at the time . That has to be 3 or 4 billion in today’s money.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:07 PM (VofaG)

98 Dirty Beaver

Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

99 They wanted in, keep them there until they starve. Maybe they will then eat each other saving court coasts.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 08:09 PM (ypFCm)

100 Dang. Lead singer from 3 doors down has stage 4 kidney cancer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:10 PM (UarWD)

101 OH DANG I JUST REMEMBERED THERES A VIDEO

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (r9cXI)

102 Dirty Beaver
Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

Hah that could be at least two movies.

Was the beaver dancing or killing thugs?

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (VofaG)

103 99 They wanted in, keep them there until they starve. Maybe they will then eat each other saving court coasts.
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 08:09 PM (ypFCm)

Gives student body a whole new meaning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (UarWD)

104 In case it hasn't been mentioned yet, President Trump says Dr. Casey Means will be nominated as the next U.S. Surgeon General

Today has been a bad day for me, but that made me laugh.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (D7oie)

105 The Pakistanis are growing thirsty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (bF7Q5)

106 Today has been a bad day for me, but that made me laugh.
Posted by: Kindltot

Sorry to hear that
*hugs Kindltot*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:12 PM (rT96s)

107 Astor’s great grandson was John Jacob Astor IV who was on the Titanic.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)

He was the one big banker holding out against the idea of a Federal Reserve

He also wrote science fiction.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:12 PM (D7oie)

108 If you're giving out hugs, I want one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:12 PM (UarWD)

109 Dang. Lead singer from 3 doors down has stage 4 kidney cancer.

Sad to hear that. They put out some pretty good music back in the day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:13 PM (mH6SG)

110 I liked the comment last thread, where someone asked what has Gavin Newsom ever done for the people of CA, and another wag replied, "He leaves the state sometimes."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:13 PM (omVj0)

111 What's stage 5?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:13 PM (bF7Q5)

112 Joe and Jill Biden are to be on The View tomorrow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

113 "He was the one big banker holding out against the idea of a Federal Reserve"

Well, the sinking of the Titanic finally makes sense.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

114 Three beavers in a Fountain

Vanishing Beaver

Beavernado

The Beaver Dam Busters

Posted by: Ciampino - beaver movies at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (sPQoU)

115 *checks in hugs basket*
*gives one to AlaBAMA*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:15 PM (rT96s)

116 What's stage 5?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:13 PM (bF7Q5)

Exit Stage 5

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:15 PM (VofaG)

117 Sorry to hear that
*hugs Kindltot*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:12 PM (rT96s)

My sister is not doing well, and she is resentful.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:16 PM (D7oie)

118 112 Joe and Jill Biden are to be on The View tomorrow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (63Dwl

So the collective IQ of that show will be...

Carry the 1...

Add the 4...

So what is Biden trying to do with this shit? Save his fucked up legacy? You can't unfuck the worst presidency of this century.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:16 PM (UarWD)

119 Well, the sinking of the Titanic finally makes sense.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

It was possibly an insurance scam, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (D7oie)

120 115 *checks in hugs basket*
*gives one to AlaBAMA*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:15 PM (rT96s

Aw; thanks darlin!

Now I feel better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (UarWD)

121 *checks in hugs basket*
*gives one to AlaBAMA*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:15 PM (rT96s)

I will share the one I got.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (D7oie)

122 Found it

"Imma really bout to show y'all why we need to move outta America"

https://tinyurl.com/2zrcsf2m

SFW but stupidity warning

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (r9cXI)

123 Everything you ever wanted to know about beaver but were afraid to ask.

Posted by: Woody at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

124 Doing that Beaver You Do

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:18 PM (VofaG)

125 Thunderbeavers

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

126 The outlaw Josey Beaver

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (y6oPX)

127 That red-tufted squirrel looks more like Bugs Bunny!

"Ehhh . . . could be . . ."

"So long, Screwy! See ya in Saint Looie!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (omVj0)

128 Also Powell is not lowering interest rates, so that is an indication that real inflation is slowing or going down.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (D7oie)

129 Ghostbeavers

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (omVj0)

130 What's stage 5?
Posted by: Boss Moss

--

Supercharger, most aggressive camshaft, roll bar

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (r9cXI)

131 Wait Until Beaver

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (omVj0)

132 Sigh. Here come the beaver puns.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (mH6SG)

133 Well, the sinking of the Titanic finally makes sense.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

It was possibly an insurance scam, though.
Posted by: Kindltot

Hell of a way to kill off some of the world's richest.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (y6oPX)

134 To Catch a Beaver

and

It Takes a Beaver

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (omVj0)

135 "Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Dam it!

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

136 Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (r9cXI)

That can’t be real. Good lord.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (VofaG)

137 I Know What You Did To That Beaver Last Summer

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (y6oPX)

138 Star Wars: The Musical

https://shorturl.at/tK8an

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (L/fGl)

139 Nicholson has been in many beaver movies

Five Easy Beavers

A Few Good Beavers

Easy Beaver

Prizzi's Beaver

The Beaver Always Rings Twice

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (1WE9O)

140 Beavers eh!
So do you get Castor oil by squeezing beavers?

Posted by: Ciampino - beaver lube at May 07, 2025 08:22 PM (sPQoU)

141 132 Sigh. Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (mH6SG)

Wood you mind if I did one?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:22 PM (UarWD)

142 113, i'w'd lol, but if we have learned anything at all these last several years; they would kill thousands to get one real effective enemy of the deep state.

only a very few, truly delusional (usually requiring denial of Newtonian physics) "conspiracy theories" are out of bounds, these days.

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:22 PM (/Ghsb)

143 132 Sigh. Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07

You are right. We should beavery careful with them.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 08:22 PM (p4NUW)

144 Trains, Planes and Beaver.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (VofaG)

145 I Know What You Did To That Beaver Last Summer
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025

***
* Applause *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (omVj0)

146 I worked in the "apartment", actually a whole floor, of billionaire developer George Klein for a few months. Brooke Astor lived in the same building. One day, Nancy Reagan came to lunch.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (G5+As)

147 Sigh. Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (mH6SG)

We're going to get pelted with them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (LTygC)

148

ctl+f

Saturday Night Beaver

0/0

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (r9cXI)

149 Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM

A dubious distinction.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (mH6SG)

150 "Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Maybe you wood like to lodge a complaint with the management.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

151 re sidebar, yeah the carlson thing about the billions for underground bases is a bit cringey,

however,

her suggestion of some break away society is more reasonable than the stupid ufo nonsense

besides, how many things have we bee wrong about since jfk was whackd?

Everything is worth considering

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (WM8oa)

152 "How did that Cleaver kid get the nickname 'Beaver'?"

"He came home one day with a branch in his mouth."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (omVj0)

153 We interrupt this Gird Your Loins Cafe for an important Sunday Morning Book Thread update...

I've finally finished the doorstopper Commonwealth Series by Peter F. Hamilton.

On to my next book, in tribute to the memory of Jim Sunk New Dawn...

Now back to your Cafe thread shenanigans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:25 PM (GlyvH)

154 152 "How did that Cleaver kid get the nickname 'Beaver'?"

"He came home one day with a branch in his mouth."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (omVj0)

Last thing he saw before he was born.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:25 PM (UarWD)

155 this is the best vid of the day

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=414721

he would def tak out 100 5th graders

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:25 PM (WM8oa)

156 Ewoks have the same anal glands as beavers. The musk must be expressed from time to time.

Posted by: Express Yo'self! at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (G5+As)

157 Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

So fish puns ?

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (VofaG)

158 Beaver?

I hardly knew her.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (0aYVJ)

159 150 "Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Maybe you wood like to lodge a complaint with the management.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)
----
Good one.

Posted by: Ciampino - beaver paste at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (sPQoU)

160 156 Ewoks have the same anal glands as beavers. The musk must be expressed from time to time.

Posted by: Express Yo'self! at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (G5+As)

That explains the smell in the barrel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:27 PM (UarWD)

161 Somewhere, Jim Beaver is glowering.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 07, 2025 08:27 PM (0aYVJ)

162 e sidebar, yeah the carlson thing about the billions for underground bases is a bit cringey,

however,

her suggestion of some break away society is more reasonable than the stupid ufo nonsense

--

There are routinely truck drivers posting videos from underground deliveries and commenting on how they drove really far in and it's like a city where they are, and they're not even all that far in.

I think it would be absurd if we DIDN'T have them after we developed nukes.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:27 PM (r9cXI)

163 Wasn't Beaver Cleaver's real first name supposed to be "Theodore"? I guess the backstory was that he couldn't manage to pronounce his name when he was very small, but came out with something that sounded like the dam-building animal; so he got stuck with the nickname.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:27 PM (omVj0)

164 yeah, 151 seems ... potentially ... not wrong ... considering ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:28 PM (/Ghsb)

165 Logan's Beaver

Sophie's Beaver

The Adventures of Beaver County Jr

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:29 PM (mVqF0)

166 163 Wasn't Beaver Cleaver's real first name supposed to be "Theodore"

No, that was Alvin.

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:29 PM (1WE9O)

167 Isn't that sidebar thing about an underground city essentially the plot of the book/movie City of Ember?

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 07, 2025 08:29 PM (5/e+B)

168 There are routinely truck drivers posting videos from underground deliveries and commenting on how they drove really far in and it's like a city where they are, and they're not even all that far in.

I think it would be absurd if we DIDN'T have them after we developed nukes.
Posted by: Bor

since we had our run in with the vid, the vaxx, and tyranny, who knows what is and what is not but we know what they are willing to do

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:30 PM (WM8oa)

169 "Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Dam it!

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

Look busy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 08:30 PM (g4LWY)

170 Brokeback beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (mVqF0)

171 You and Me and a dog named Beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (mVqF0)

172 170 Brokeback beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (mVqF0

That would have been a better movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (UarWD)

173 I grew up in Beaver County. 🦫

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (LTygC)

174 Wasn't Beaver Cleaver's real first name supposed to be "Theodore"
*
No, that was Alvin.
Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025

***
Everybody always forgets about me.

Posted by: Simon at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (omVj0)

175 Cute squirrel. If Columbian ground squirrels were that cute I wouldn't spend so much time trying to kill the little bastards.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (2NHgQ)

176 Beaver and Butthead

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (mVqF0)

177 The pilot for Leave It To Beaver was titled "It's A Small World". Had a different Wally, too.

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (G5+As)

178 whenever somebody offers a pun it should be preceded by an apology

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (WM8oa)

179 Night on Beaver Mountain

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (mVqF0)

180 This thing at Columbia has taken an unexpected turn. The Pally protesters blasted into the library and congregated in the reading room. Cops then blocked the door and told them they couldn't leave unless they showed ID. They then called in NYPD to begin making arrests. It looks like at least 25-30 have been arrested, maybe more. Meanwhile, hundreds more protesters were blocked by police from entering the campus.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2025 08:33 PM (paSBy)

181 170 Brokeback beaver

Yeah, that's a winner. Well played.

Guess what kind of hat I tip to you?

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:33 PM (1WE9O)

182 since we had our run in with the vid, the vaxx, and tyranny, who knows what is and what is not but we know what they are willing to do
Posted by: n

--

I think people move quickly to CoNSpirACy THeOrY!!! because they're not used to America building things, but it wouldn't be too hard to make a few underground cities over the last 75 years. Especially when you think about the things that happened prior to the 80s.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:33 PM (r9cXI)

183 This thing at Columbia has taken an unexpected turn. The Pally protesters blasted into the library and congregated in the reading room. Cops then blocked the door and told them they couldn't leave unless they showed ID. They then called in NYPD to begin making arrests. It looks like at least 25-30 have been arrested, maybe more. Meanwhile, hundreds more protesters were blocked by police from entering the campus.

what is funny about that is many are going to argue they do not have to show id unless the fuzz has clear and articulable suspicion of a crime, which they do

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:35 PM (nZ8Vq)

184 The Rocky Horror Beaver Show

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:35 PM (cYBz/)

185 Jack Lemmon movies!

Some Like It Beaver

The Notorious Beaver Lady

Days of Beaver and Roses

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:36 PM (omVj0)

186 Beaver Driver

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:37 PM (cYBz/)

187 The Wheeler Beavers

That Touch of Beaver

The Beaver is always Greener

North by NorthBeaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:37 PM (mVqF0)

188 The Man From B.E.A.V.E.R.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:37 PM (omVj0)

189 Beaver Now

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (cYBz/)

190 The Beavers of Madison County
The Good, The Bad, and The Beaver
For A Few Beavers More
From Beaver To Eternity
The Beaver From Outer Space
The Beaver of the Baskervilles

Posted by: Ciampino - beaver grease at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (sPQoU)

191 Beaver Cleaver's given first name was Theodore.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (n4GiU)

192 Beaver, Come Home

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (omVj0)

193 Full Metal Beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (mVqF0)

194 Close Encounters of the Beaver Kind

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (cYBz/)

195 Jurassic Beaver...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (GlyvH)

196 Deep Space Beaver

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (omVj0)

197 Three Days of the Beaver

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (cYBz/)

198 2001, A Beaver Odyssey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (mVqF0)

199 Abraham Lincoln: Beaver Hunter

(has a some unfortunate implications with this one...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (GlyvH)

200 The Last Beaver Show

I'll stop - 70's films are the best for this sort of thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (cYBz/)

201 Big Trouble in Little Beaver

(more unfortunate implications...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (GlyvH)

202 If anyone cares to know , there are no well known movies that start with moist or wet .

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (VofaG)

203 Here’s a new book you could buy.

My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart
Steamy Romance Against Fascism
By: Jessica Stranger

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (L/fGl)

204 I figure it would be an option to ask the protesters to either show ID to exit, or let Officer Meyer hit them once between the eyes with a framing hammer.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:41 PM (D7oie)

205 The Incredible Mr Beaver

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

206 The Bad News Beavers

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:41 PM (cYBz/)

207 Enter the Beaver.

(I'm making myself laugh here!)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:42 PM (cYBz/)

208 Captain America: The First Beaver

(OK, I should probably stop with these...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:42 PM (GlyvH)

209
When I was at Michigan Tech, one of the football teams that we played was the Bemidji State (MN) Beavers.

Yes, "Lick the Beavers!" was a chant from the students' section of the stands during those games.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2025 08:42 PM (xG4kz)

210 The Wetting Singer

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:42 PM (r9cXI)

211 The Last Beaver in Paris

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:43 PM (cYBz/)

212 A Beaver Runs Through it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 07, 2025 08:43 PM (0aYVJ)

213 202 If anyone cares to know , there are no well known movies that start with moist or wet .
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025

***
A title search for "Wet" on IMDB yields first 2001's A Wet Hot American Summer with Janeane Garofalo. So, "well-known" is right out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:43 PM (omVj0)

214 Beaver Reacher

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:44 PM (VofaG)

215 Lonesome Beaver

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:44 PM (vFG9F)

216 James Bond films:

From Beaver with Love
The Man with the Golden Beaver
For Her Beaver Only
The Beaver Who Loved Me
The Beaver Is Not Enough
Beavers are Forever
A View to a Beaver

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (GlyvH)

217 Beaverly Hillbillies

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (r9cXI)

218 Okay, I'm surrounded and I surrender to the inevitable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (mH6SG)

219 This is actually the best video you will watch today.

Maybe bookmark it and watch it at another time. It's worth it.

https://tinyurl.com/ms5st4tb

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (viF8m)

220 Dang, late to the party. I suspect all the beavers have been done.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (i0F8b)

221 The John Wayne beaver catalog is a gold mine...

Sons of Katie Beaver

Sands of Iwo Beaver

She Wore a Yellow Beaver

Rio Beaver

The Beaver Who Shot Liberty Valance

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (1WE9O)

222 A title search for "Wet" on IMDB yields first 2001's A Wet Hot American Summer with Janeane Garofalo. So, "well-known" is right out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:43 PM (omVj0)

But might be worth it to substitute beaver for summer. I’m going to allow it.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (VofaG)

223 Years ago, the Town of Eaton CO wanted to change the name of their high school mascot from "Something Rayciss, you Guys!" to something else. Most thought that The Eaton Beavers had a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

224 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Beaver
Star Trek III: The Search for Beaver
Star Trek V: The Final Beaver
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Beaver

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (GlyvH)

225
"Perfessor" Squirrel

You forgot Moonbeaver in your list of Bond films

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (xG4kz)

226 Miss Linda made friends with a garden snail this afternoon after the rain stopped. She brought him, or her, or it (they are actually hermaphrodites) down to show me. I have to admit they are actually rather handsome little animals.

(Great with garlic butter, too)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (omVj0)

227 I would try to make a joke out of Simone de Beauvoir, but I don't know enough about existentialism to make it funny

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:48 PM (D7oie)

228 Star Wars I: The Phantom Beaver
Star Wars II: Attack of the Beavers
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Beaver
Star Wars IV: A New Beaver
Star Wars V: The Beaver Strikes Back
Star Wars VI: The Return of the Beaver
Star Wars VII: The Beaver Awakens
Star Wars VIII: The Last Beaver
Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skybeaver

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:49 PM (GlyvH)

229 when we decide we have to verify deterrent readiness we should have above ground weapons testing in co, near the front range for about 50 warheads

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:49 PM (nZ8Vq)

230 I would try to make a joke out of Simone de Beauvoir, but I don't know enough about existentialism to make it funny
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025

***
I think Beauvoir was also the name of Jefferson Davis's home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:49 PM (omVj0)

231 Jack Straw. Interesting video. In hindsight I'm thinking Europe would have been better off with communism than islam.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 07, 2025 08:50 PM (2NHgQ)

232 She touched the snail? Mrs fd would never do that. She would let it keep on truckin'.

We had some big ass snails in our yard in Cali when I was a kid. I don't remember what kind. They would eat the snails around here.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

233 I would try to make a joke out of Simone de Beauvoir, but I don't know enough about existentialism to make it funny
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025

***
Trying to make sense of an absurd or incomprehensible beaver would be . . . . interesting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:51 PM (omVj0)

234 128 Also Powell is not lowering interest rates, so that is an indication that real inflation is slowing or going down.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (D7oie

It's also an indication that we have a Republican president whose economic prosperity policies need to be sabotaged.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 07, 2025 08:52 PM (Sf2cq)

235 She touched the snail? Mrs fd would never do that. She would let it keep on truckin'.

We had some big ass snails in our yard in Cali when I was a kid. I don't remember what kind. They would eat the snails around here.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025

***
This was not very big, maybe an inch and a half long from the end of the tapered shell to the head when he/she extended his/her neck. The shell was not slimy. Though Linda points out that people in elite circles are paying good money for skin products with snail slime in them; it's supposed to be good for your skin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:53 PM (omVj0)

236 I confess I'm the guy who started this beaver nonsense, both times.

Now back to lurking for another few years.

Posted by: retropox at May 07, 2025 08:54 PM (1WE9O)

237 Has anybody here ever tried to gird their beaver?

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

238 128 Also Powell is not lowering interest rates, so that is an indication that real inflation is slowing or going down.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (D7oie

It's also an indication that we have a Republican president whose economic prosperity policies need to be sabotaged.

yeah

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:54 PM (nZ8Vq)

239 UPDATE: Palestine protestors are now PLEADING to be let out of the Columbia University which they invaded, as officials BLOCK them from leaving without ID

“Please, please let us out!”

I guess their commitment isn't what it used to be.
Posted by: Archimedes
----------

Call up Tom Homan, he'll help them with their IDs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 08:55 PM (PB44O)

240 Well, we could try snail puns.

The thread is moving rather slowly. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:55 PM (omVj0)

241 We need to stop printing money.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:55 PM (VofaG)

242 >>Jack Straw. Interesting video. In hindsight I'm thinking Europe would have been better off with communism than islam.

Six of one, half dozen of the other. Totalitarianism by different name.

We would have been better off not pretending we could run the world. We haven't been doing such a great job running this place.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (viF8m)

243 That kitteh is an expert sock remover.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (RIvkX)

244 238 128 Also Powell is not lowering interest rates, so that is an indication that real inflation is slowing or going down.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (D7oie
--
It's also an indication that we have a Republican president whose economic prosperity policies need to be sabotaged.

yeah
Posted by: n
---

Inflation is flat, it's an op.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 08:57 PM (PB44O)

245 Inflation is flat, it's an op.
Posted by: B

everything is now

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:58 PM (nZ8Vq)

246 241 We need to stop printing money.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:55 PM (VofaG)
Beavers ate my money
-DB Cooper

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 08:58 PM (LHPAg)

247 "it's supposed to be good for your skin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,"

Slugs are just snails without shells. Maybe someone should come up with some product called "Face Slugs".

Feel free anybody, to run with that. If you get rich, please remember to send a few bucks to the Ewok.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:58 PM (vFG9F)

248 Well, we could try snail puns.

The thread is moving rather slowly. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

If only everyone would come out of their shells.

Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2025 08:59 PM (lJ0H4)

249 I am not saying where but somwhere else where we comment I suggested somebody should "EABOD," readers gang approved the comment.

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:59 PM (nZ8Vq)

250 Christopher Lee even made an appearance in an episode of Space: MCMXCIX.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 08:59 PM (vm8sq)

251 it is time to go back to the gold standard

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:00 PM (nZ8Vq)

252
240 Well, we could try snail puns.

The thread is moving rather slowly. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

It is a little sluggish.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 09:00 PM (pRpzT)

253 It's also an indication that we have a Republican president whose economic prosperity policies need to be sabotaged.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 07, 2025 08:52 PM (Sf2cq)

I am not sure about that, it might be to tighten the screws on the EU states and their dicey economics. The recent German bond auction was "incomplete" in that it did not sell out. The fact that Treasuries pay better and have less risk of USD inflation probably has a bit of responsibility there.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 09:01 PM (D7oie)

254 That kitteh is an expert sock remover.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (RIvkX)
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My cat Kaylee likes to hang out in my sock bin in my closet...It's her favorite place to sleep at night.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 09:01 PM (GlyvH)

255 it s funny that I hate germany more now than I hate the nazis, they are more evil now

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (nZ8Vq)

256 Trump post says the US will announce a trade deal tomorrow at 10AM with a "big and highly respected" country.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2025 09:03 PM (paSBy)

257 I remember in the first Dr Dolittle movie that giant snail freaked me out at first but then I was kind of fascinated by the cheesiness.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 09:03 PM (vFG9F)

258 251 it is time to go back to the gold standard
Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:00 PM (nZ8Vq)

1) a waste of perfectly good gold
2) we’ll be like Greece under the euro

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 09:03 PM (vm8sq)

259 >> Trump post says the US will announce a trade deal tomorrow at 10AM with a "big and highly respected" country.

My money is on India.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 09:04 PM (viF8m)

260 255 it s funny that I hate germany more now than I hate the nazis, they are more evil now
Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (nZ8Vq)

At least Bundeskanzler Merz got politically kneecapped.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 09:04 PM (vm8sq)

261 BREAKING: Black Smoke From the Sistine Chapel, HVAC/Oil Heating technician sought

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 09:05 PM (D7oie)

262 UPDATE: Palestine protestors are now PLEADING to be let out of the Columbia University which they invaded, as officials BLOCK them from leaving without ID

“Please, please let us out!”

I guess their commitment isn't what it used to be.
Posted by: Archimedes

====

Dear Tom Homan,

Please roll up to Columbia with an old fashioned paddy wagon, dressed up like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 07, 2025 09:06 PM (8AONa)

263 Loins:

[X]Girded
[ ] Not girded

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (XeU6L)

264 That kitteh is an expert sock remover.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Making a new litter box

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (olkOV)

265 I remember in the first Dr Dolittle movie that giant snail freaked me out at first but then I was kind of fascinated by the cheesiness.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025

***
There's a giant snail, a "bungalow-sized beast," in one of Larry Niven's "The Magic Goes Away" stories.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (omVj0)

266 iSix of one, half dozen of the other. Totalitarianism by different name.

We would have been better off not pretending we could run the world. We haven't been doing such a great job running this place.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (viF8m)

Spot on. Islam is a totalitarian political system which masquerades as a religion, which makes it far easier for the system to impose its will on those under it. No wonder the Left loves it, it’s the kind of system they dream of.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2025 09:09 PM (jxGzv)

267 I remember in the first Dr Dolittle movie that giant snail freaked me out at first but then I was kind of fascinated by the cheesiness.
Posted by: fd
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I felt the same way about the killer tomatoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2025 09:10 PM (XeU6L)

268 @LetsGlassit

After proving all sites are terrorist camps,
Indian Lady officer(Wing Commander, Vyomika Singh ) warns:

“Any misadventure by Pak will lead to full scale war”

This is New India, Jai Hind!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:11 PM (PB44O)

269
266 iSix of one, half dozen of the other. Totalitarianism by different name.

We would have been better off not pretending we could run the world. We haven't been doing such a great job running this place.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (viF8m)

Spot on. Islam is a totalitarian political system which masquerades as a religion, which makes it far easier for the system to impose its will on those under it. No wonder the Left loves it, it’s the kind of system they dream of.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Wonderful, there will always be a top dog.
Who do yall prefer?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:13 PM (PB44O)

270 There's a giant snail, a "bungalow-sized beast," in one of Larry Niven's "The Magic Goes Away" stories.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (omVj0)
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The Neverending Story (movie and book) had a "racing snail" ridden by a minor character. He wins a race to the Ivory Tower against a rock chewer riding a stone bicycle and a night hob riding a bat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 09:13 PM (GlyvH)

271 255 it s funny that I hate germany more now than I hate the nazis, they are more evil now
Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (nZ8Vq)

Current Germans compared to 3rd Reich Germans: they’ve kept all the nastiness and arrogance, but thrown away all of the efficiency, skill, and intelligence that made it all work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2025 09:14 PM (jxGzv)

272 At least Bundeskanzler Merz got politically kneecapped.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Poetic justice

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:14 PM (PB44O)

273 >>Wonderful, there will always be a top dog.
Who do yall prefer?

I prefer that we do it the right way instead of one that has brought this country to place we are now.

You?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 09:19 PM (viF8m)

274 FART Tubing lets doo it !!!

Did you FART Tube foor Birthing Persins Day ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 07, 2025 09:19 PM (cBi2+)

275 During the period that airplane hijackings were a fad German security, at the airport, was having a go at it and and called up the US Army, on the telephone, for some help. They were on a rooftop and hijackers were in the plane.

Later the Americans remarked their surprised at the Germans reticence and indecisiveness. The Americans retained the image of the tough, disciplined fighter and were enjoined with people entirely different.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:21 PM (PB44O)

276 TIL that spaceballs are a real thing
youtu.be/SSceyYTppRo
They were junk from failed 1970s USSR probes that fell on Australia rather than on their intended hellworld, Venus.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 09:22 PM (gKWVE)

277 I think the hijackings ceased when law enforcement started killing them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:22 PM (PB44O)

278 I'm watching the Leafs-Panthers game. Does anyone know if the networks have any male play-by-play and color announcers for WNBA, women's soccer, women's softball, women's gymnastics, and so on? I bet you know why I'm asking.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 09:23 PM (aBgBM)

279 Merz is now Chancellor on the second ballot, but they have now closed to borders to all migrants crossing Germany’s land borders illegally – even if they claim asylum.

This is most likely to try to stop AfD's popularity from growing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 09:24 PM (D7oie)

280 Only 31 Rebuilding Permits Approved to Rebuild LA From Palisades Fire....

But you Scumbag Losers in the burn areas better pay your
PROPERTY TAXES on time or the State will seize your property !!!!!

Love Gav
Gov of Californication

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 07, 2025 09:25 PM (c1UUT)

281 >>>I prefer that we do it the right way instead of one that has brought this country to place we are now.

You?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Sounds good to me. Main thing is that leadership understand it.
The Bush/Obama/Biden fraternity had a bad perspective.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:25 PM (PB44O)

282 ZOMBEAVERS IS A REAL MOVIE.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 09:26 PM (mT+6a)

283 I think the hijackings ceased when law enforcement started killing them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:22 PM (PB44O)

It is rumored that German Security forces switched to .45 when they discovered that 9mm overpenetrated in airports.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 09:27 PM (D7oie)

284 This Panthers-Mapleleafs game is a real barn burner

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 09:27 PM (AOsQT)

285 279 Merz is now Chancellor on the second ballot, but they have now closed to borders to all migrants crossing Germany’s land borders illegally – even if they claim asylum.

This is most likely to try to stop AfD's popularity from growing.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Interesting. It's possible. It's also possible that the one's there will continue their mischief. Bosch on the ground are fed up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:28 PM (PB44O)

286 A post of mine from a year ago popped up on twitter, it was about that idiotic dock of Biden’s. Everyone in the military knew the surf on that coast was too rough for it to survive, but Biden ordered it to go in anyways.
I had noted that a fascinating aspect is that this has been known about that coast for at least 2,000 years, and the Romans did a stellar job of building a port for themselves at Caesarea, because no natural harbors existed there. (really built by Herod for them). Of course they dug out a whole new harbor from the beach and surrounded it with huge breakwaters of Roman maritime concrete, which are still there.

American engineering circa 2024: ruined in less than a month.
Roman engineering in the first century: still there after two millennia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2025 09:28 PM (jxGzv)

287 FART Tubing lets doo it !!!

-
I've been binge watching Young Sheldon lately. He just got mad and swore, "Poodle poop!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:30 PM (L/fGl)

288 Can always use a refresher on how to grid up your lions.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the mane at May 07, 2025 09:31 PM (uAhcM)

289 I've spent the day cruising Indian X sites from one link to another.
The viscious attack in Pahalgam opened the door for them and their pent up anger at Pawkeestain. It's heartwarming to see Pakistan have their ass handed to them by such a joyful adversary.

Pakistan has unified India more than any politician ever could.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:37 PM (PB44O)

290
Can always use a refresher on how to grid up your lions.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the mane

Dang. Just dropped in, read the content. This is at the bottom.

Rock on Mindful webworker.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2025 09:38 PM (MsrgL)

291 They seem to create problems wherever they are.
@LetsGlassit

Non-Halal food store,
Mu$lims cancel… No controversy.

Non-Hindu name driver,
Hindu$ cancel… Big controversy.

Why? #JustAsking

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:41 PM (PB44O)

292 OT-

Just want to say that I agree with this writer at "Legal Insurrection". I'm a fan of Scott Bessent.
Unlike Maxine Waters, he is a very smart . He also handled her rudeness quite well:

https://tinyurl.com/mryhbacj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 09:41 PM (42Vb+)

293
Desperately Seeking Beaver

Posted by: Ciampino - greasy beaver at May 07, 2025 09:43 PM (sPQoU)

294 I've been binge watching Young Sheldon lately. He just got mad and swore, "Poodle poop!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:30 PM (L/fGl)

A little trivia.....the actress who plays young Sheldon's mom is the daughter of the actress who plays Sheldon's mom in The Big Bang theory.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 09:43 PM (5xuJ/)

295 American engineering circa 2024: ruined in less than a month.
Roman engineering in the first century: still there after two millennia.
Posted by: Tom Servo
----------------

Read that one of their secrets was to throw bags of lime in the mix.
Over time concrete will develop cracks, water seeps into the crack but when it hits the lime it causes the concrete to reform and seal the crack.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:46 PM (PB44O)

296 I watched a thing on the Vallow Daybell murder couple. He had written a semi autobiographical work about himself and the beautiful and charming Lori in which he says they had "loin fire."
TMI, dude. TMI.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:48 PM (L/fGl)

297 294 I've been binge watching Young Sheldon lately. He just got mad and swore, "Poodle poop!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:30 PM (L/fGl)

A little trivia.....the actress who plays young Sheldon's mom is the daughter of the actress who plays Sheldon's mom in The Big Bang theory.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 09:43 PM (5xuJ/)

I loathe "The Connors". Everything has been tossed in. Black kid. Gay kid.

Unfortunately, my life kind of resembles that now, so I have been watching. And there are a lot of people I like there.

I think ace would describe Sara Gilbert as 'ugly hot.' That was the term for the one lesbian chick.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 09:49 PM (jvJvP)

298 Dang, late to the party. I suspect all the beavers have been done.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (i0F8b)

It's always a beaver too far.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (i24o9)

299 296 I watched a thing on the Vallow Daybell murder couple. He had written a semi autobiographical work about himself and the beautiful and charming Lori in which he says they had "loin fire."
TMI, dude. TMI.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:48 PM (L/fGl)
Sure cure for crabs.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (LHPAg)

300 A little trivia.....the actress who plays young Sheldon's mom is the daughter of the actress who plays Sheldon's mom in The Big Bang theory.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

I thought that was remarkably good casting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (L/fGl)

301 >>>Unlike Maxine Waters, he is a very smart . He also handled her rudeness quite well:

https://tinyurl.com/mryhbacj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She is so stupid. She should enjoy her retirement.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (PB44O)

302 83 I think ace beat me to it ... anyway,Christopher Lee rocked, bigly!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (/Ghsb)

Christopher Lee was 6'5" tall. Bigly, all right.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2025 09:51 PM (sYBqA)

303 Now ESPN brings in someone's grandmother to call the Stars-Jets game

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 09:51 PM (AOsQT)

304 Not a basketball fan but what are the odds the Knicks go into against heavily favored and defending NBA champions Boston Celtics, fall behind by 20 both games and then win the game when the same player steals the ball on the last play of the game?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 09:51 PM (viF8m)

305 Damn beaver puns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 09:52 PM (bF7Q5)

306 The Call of the Beaver
Beaverloose
Song of the Beaver
Blazing Beavers
Once upon a beaver in Hollywood.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 09:52 PM (mT+6a)

307 Saw the black female statue on FoxNews.

Not bangable....

Just saying.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 09:53 PM (jvJvP)

308 Valley of the Beavers

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 09:54 PM (5yGIt)

309
A little trivia.....the actress who plays young Sheldon's mom is the daughter of the actress who plays Sheldon's mom in The Big Bang theory.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 09:43 PM (5xuJ/)

I caught part of an episode where everyone was opposite of their character. Sheldon was a dumb jock, brother was a need. Mom pulled off slutty party girl real well. Teased up hair, mini skirt. Hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 09:54 PM (LTygC)

310 Saw the black female statue on FoxNews.

Not bangable....

Just saying.
Posted by: Stateless

Where's the tits? They should look like zeppelins.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 09:55 PM (y6oPX)

311 More James Bond:

Thunderbeaver
Goldbeaver
On Her Beaver's Secret Service

Posted by: Ciampino - beaverly at May 07, 2025 09:55 PM (sPQoU)

312 More James Bond:

Thunderbeaver
Goldbeaver
On Her Beaver's Secret Service

Posted by: Ciampino - beaverly at May 07, 2025 09:55 PM (sPQoU)

No Octobeaver? Shame.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 09:56 PM (i24o9)

313 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (PB44O

She's 86. There ought to be age limits on people in Congress. The organist at the church I served played until her 90's she provided an uplifting gift to people and wasn't rude and entitled. The same can't be said of Maxine Waters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 09:57 PM (v2dbf)

314 Trump issued an EO that truckers have to pass a basic English literacy test. The left is screaming of course. It’s racist. And even worse? It’ll make trucking shortages since no Americans want to drive trucks .

Oddly enough for 7/8 of his time as prezzy Obama had the same rules wasn’t until 2016 that he got ride of it. IIRC in 2015 trucks were all over the place, even with that horribly racist rule.

I have a feeling the left just lies a lot.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 09:58 PM (ImXfC)

315 Unfortunately, people on Congress would never vote for either term limits or age limits. They'll keep grifting till the'y're senile and then others will cover for them like did for Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 10:00 PM (v2dbf)

316 Thr Beaver Trap

Posted by: jsg at May 07, 2025 10:02 PM (Mx8RQ)

317 Rubio says they’ll be reviewing the arrestees from Columbia today and any foreign students will have their visa revoked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 10:02 PM (u73oe)

318 Gird your loins with beaver pelts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:18 PM (bF7Q5)

319 If I had to guess, the comment box weirdness is due to ad code taking over.

People have been reporting the "Jump to bottom of Comments" link getting hijacked by ads. I've seen the back button hijacked by ads.

Also, right now I see the First Comment in this thread, by Galvanized Colon is split in two by an ad.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 12:03 AM (l3YAf)

320 Read that one of their secrets was to throw bags of lime in the mix.
Over time concrete will develop cracks, water seeps into the crack but when it hits the lime it causes the concrete to reform and seal the crack.
Posted by: Braenyard

On YouTube their are a bunch extremely credible, some might say crackpots, people who claim the Romans were gifted this technology by a technology advanced society that was wiped out by the last ice age. Trust me. It all makes perfect sense provided you don't think about it.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 08, 2025 02:16 AM (amnH6)

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