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Super-Ager: Biden's Team Decided to Not Give Him a Cognitive Test in 2024 Because They Were So Completely Confident He'd Pass It What Would Be the Point?
John Sexton relays the disclosures from a new book about the 2024 election.
They considered giving him a test after the Hur report was released, which said that Biden was not capable of being tried due to mental infirmity. Because his lapses in memory and obvious cognitive impairment would defeat any attempt to prove "intent" in any of his crimes. He then gave a press conference in which he referred to Egyptian president al-Sisi as "the president of Mexico" and also confused Helmut Kohl for Angela Merkel and Francois Mitterand for Emmanual Macron.See the post for more. Paid liar and Marxist whore Jen Psaki still insists that she never saw the flustered, mentally-incompetent Biden until the rest of us did in that debate. She also, apparently, never saw him on television mixing up long-dead European leaders for current ones or thinking that "al-Sisi" sounded like a Spanish name. Or calling for a dead woman -- whose death he was on stage to memorialize -- to join him on the stage. Nope, she never saw any of that, she swears, whenever she saw Biden he was, infamously, out-thinking and out-working all of his young staff and all the rest of the cover-up cover stories they pumped out for years. She repeatedly insists that the term "cover-up" is a "loaded term." She says this instead of actually denying she took any of the actions to advance the cover-up. The Washington Examiner:
Suffice it to say, the Biden team was on the back foot after that news conference and was probably looking for a way to convince people he was fine. Since Biden's final medical exam before the 2024 election was released at the end of February, it seems his team was considering adding the cognitive exam to the other tests performed by his doctor. The story claims Biden's team was confident he would pass the cognitive exam, but decided not to do it because it would only add to the discussion of his decline by suggesting the test was necessary. They may also have been put off by the fact that Biden's doctor had warned he would treat Biden like any other patient, without regard to his political office. In other words, if Biden had failed the test he would not have been willing to pretend otherwise.
MSNBC anchor Jen Psaki defended the Biden administration that once employed her by suggesting they didn't cover up then-President Joe Biden's mental decline, that it just happened "quite quickly." Psaki served as the White House press secretary during the first half of Biden's term. In the months since Biden left office, many revelations have emerged about his mental acuity while serving as president of the United States, even before and while he was running for reelection. According to Psaki, his staff never tried to hide his mental state, but he declined rapidly. "I left in May of 2022 -- just for the facts here -- and I have seen Biden once since then when I took my daughter to the holiday party this last December after he had lost. So I hadn't seen him in person during that period of time. I never saw that person not a single time -- and I was in the Oval Office every day -- that was on that debate stage. I'm not a doctor. Aging happens quite quickly," Psaki said on the Mixed Signals podcast on Saturday.From the New York Post: Psaki objects to the term "cover-up" because it sounds like a crime. Not because she didn't participate in a cover-up. Just because it's not formally a crime to hide the disability of a president from the voters:
Psaki didn't entertain the notion of a political cover-up from her former colleagues. "It's a very loaded term, I think. A cover-up is often like a crime. People use that term when they refer to Watergate or the covering up of not sharing public information and about a war," she said.
EASTER BUNNY to Joe: This way... pic.twitter.com/joU3SmdORZ
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 18, 2022
I love the gloss they put on it -- no big deal, Biden's press aide is in a costume to protect him and guide him from photo availability to photo availability and keep him from answering questions on the rope line.
The identity of the Easter Bunny was initially rumored to be White House's press assistant Angela Perez, who had tweeted a photo of the same Easter Bunny attending the egg roll sitting at a press office desk. The bunny was later revealed to be Meghan Hay, special assistant to the president and director of message planning at the White House, a role which explains why the bunny was taking the liberty to redirect the president through his engagements of the day and give him instructions.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2025 02:50 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2025 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2025 02:52 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 05, 2025 02:52 PM (xcxpd)
He then gave a press conference in which he referred to Egyptian president al-Sisi as "the president of Mexico" and also confused Helmut Kohl for Angela Merkel and Francois Mitterand for Emmanual Macron.
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So he twice confused men for women.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2025 02:52 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 05, 2025 02:53 PM (cbpVA)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2025 02:53 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 02:53 PM (YY3n3)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2025 02:54 PM (BN5pm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 02:54 PM (tT6L1)
And if Trump suddenly falls down on the job ? His team won't give him a cognitive test either. Reagan's team didn't give him one.
Here's the big newsflash - the groups assembled during a Presidency don't give a damn about the country. They are there to defend the Presidential Meal Ticket.
Unless you are Trump in 2016. They were there to defend the status quo, ensuring future meal tickets.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 02:54 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (e5NfL)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (cbpVA)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (Cus5s)
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"I see and shake hands with dead people, Bitchezzz!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (YY3n3)
Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (ixsxL)
Dems lose their shit asking, "What if Biden had done that?!"
That would've been different, mostly because Biden himself would've confidently said he had been the Pope.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (KbCG3)
Women were not in charge of the pay scale.
Right, and women were not in charge of who got into college, for example, or what clubs. Basically anything that men controlled, they controlled over women. But women didn't wear corsets because men forced them to, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)
Why do we care what she "thinks"?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 05, 2025 02:56 PM (uCjyK)
Multiple stories in the Hate Feed with variations on that theme.
I can't tell if it's just rage-bait or if they really believe that stupid shit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 05, 2025 02:56 PM (NwfFc)
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 02:56 PM (ixsxL)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 02:56 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (dIske)
Hint: Robert H. Biden
Bonus Hint: Dr. Jill
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 05, 2025 02:56 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ballistic at May 05, 2025 02:57 PM (u0CVZ)
yeah I've lost some too. Sometimes I lose words which I never used to do.
But that's aging for you.
Unless you're Biden. He's a Super-Ager, did you hear?
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2025 02:57 PM (p4NUW)
So she missed seeing his eye blow out during one of the Democrat debates? How’d she miss that one?
Posted by: E Buzz at May 05, 2025 02:57 PM (d27Ho)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 05, 2025 02:57 PM (TizQb)
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 02:58 PM (ixsxL)
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As well as "consciousness of guilt."
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 02:58 PM (YY3n3)
1) Hunter Biden Laptop
2) Joe Biden's brain is custard
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 02:58 PM (2VST1)
It's just MAGA gaslighting agaiin. Whatever that means.
Posted by: Blissfully Ignorant Field Marshal Zhukov at May 05, 2025 02:58 PM (wBaIH)
When it all comes out, they will have covered for the brain dead president of the US all while concocting the global warming farce, funneling billions of dollars to cronies and genetically engineering a virus to kill off the elderly ("we'll give them pain meds to be comfortable") and enslave the masses.
With no consequence.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
You slept through Covid ?
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 02:58 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: ballistic at May 05, 2025 02:57 PM (u0CVZ)
I still think the entire COVID / BLM riots / Trump 1.0 era wins.
They weren't even pretending to be anything other than propagandists, and used their censorship apparatus to enforce the narrative.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 05, 2025 02:58 PM (uCjyK)
Yes, as are "truth" and "lies". You know, if you're lying.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2025 02:58 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 05, 2025 02:59 PM (gxokI)
ugh. She's a bad ginger. She's ugly.
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 02:59 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 02:59 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 05, 2025 02:57 PM (TizQb)
We even get death camps?!?
What can't Trump do?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 05, 2025 02:59 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: kallisto at May 05, 2025 02:59 PM (dCxaZ)
Well, exactly. They had the ideal: absolute control, and a stooge to blame things on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:00 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2025 03:00 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 05, 2025 03:00 PM (63Dwl)
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"Stand up, Jack! God love ya ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:00 PM (YY3n3)
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I reject the term "Psaki" because it looks like a crime.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:00 PM (ixsxL)
Posted by: Maybe. at May 05, 2025 03:00 PM (Srnw4)
the first time a POTUS was commandeered by a furry, for all the world to see, lol
Trump justly mocked Bidet for this incident at this year's Easter Egg Roll
Posted by: kallisto at May 05, 2025 03:01 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 02:59 PM (KRtlO)
I'm a four at best. I reserve the right to lust after anything three or better.
By my math - she's a one.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:01 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 03:02 PM (KRtlO)
What Owebama did in office was 100 times worse than anything Nixon did with that whole Watergate bullshit.
F*ck off, bitch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Eventually that will be the narrative: it was for the good of all of us, like FDR's cripple legs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:02 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Kimo Loka at May 05, 2025 03:02 PM (rbcSc)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 05, 2025 03:02 PM (ixsxL)
Well, exactly. They had the ideal: absolute control, and a stooge to blame things on.
It's what countless ambitious people have spent their lives (and those of hundreds of millions of others) trying to achieve. That level of power is irresistible to those who want it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2025 03:02 PM (s8j++)
Also Corrupt Media: What if we ... lied about our lies?
Corrupt Media: [*Chef's kiss*] Perfect!!
Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at May 05, 2025 03:02 PM (qUkBO)
Then, start rolling back all the shit that was autopenned into law based on that.
And actually throw some people in jail. For once. Because I seriously doubt Psaki would take the fall for *biden (or anyone else.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2025 03:02 PM (Q4IgG)
At the time, it was an extremely embarrassing attempt to pander to Star Wars fans.
But, this was a mere month before The Debate.
And Mark was up there hamming it up about how he was just talking with Joe, how Joe was so cool and gave him his aviators, how he asked if he could all him Joe B One Kenobi.
All propaganda.
Mark knew damned good and well the Joe he pretended to talk to did not exist.
But he was happy to whore himself out to another director and act like he did.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 05, 2025 03:03 PM (NwfFc)
Posted by: Brain Dead Old Fart at May 05, 2025 03:03 PM (979V4)
Well... That could happen to anyone...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2025 02:53 PM (VE6XX)
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* snort *
Although the judges would have accepted "the corpse of Helmut Kohl" as well ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:03 PM (YY3n3)
==
Worse, she's frigid. You might orgasm, but she never will. And God help you then...
Posted by: Maybe. at May 05, 2025 03:04 PM (Srnw4)
What makes them lie so incessantly and willfully? Sold soul thinking there will never be payment on that debt?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Also Corrupt Media: What if we ... lied about our lies?
Corrupt Media: [*Chef's kiss*] Perfect!!
But...but...but there was a squirrel outside the window! We can't be held responsible!
Posted by: Also Also Corrupt Media at May 05, 2025 03:04 PM (s8j++)
Right. That's why they buried him in the basement during the 2020 campaign and used Covid-mania as the cover. No, Joe was his biggest and mostest self those years and only got better with experience/time.
Go ahead, pull the other one. It's got bells on.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (gLikB)
It's what they know. Hillary and Obama both lied when they didn't have to. They just like the rush.
Posted by: Also Also Corrupt Media at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 02:59 PM (KRtlO)
I'm a four at best. I reserve the right to lust after anything three or better.
By my math - she's a one.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:01 PM (KZOQy)
She's not a ginger. That's a bad dye job.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (dFv8A)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
That's not so important. What is important is what did Biden do and did he even know he was doing it? Who signed those Executive Orders when he wasn't even in Washington DC? Who was running the autopen, who was in charge of the meetings? Who was running things?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Brain Dead Old Fart at May 05, 2025 03:03 PM (979V4)
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"Look fat, The White House and The United States of Antarctica were in the capable hands of The Eastern Bunny and Big Penguin."
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:06 PM (YY3n3)
I can still run faster scared than she can angry. I'll take that chance.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:06 PM (KZOQy)
they're an op, it's their job to gaslight the world
soul? what soul? These mopes are materialists and nihilists through and through
Posted by: kallisto at May 05, 2025 03:06 PM (dCxaZ)
I think she is naturally red headed but has gone gray and colors it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:06 PM (2VST1)
Feminoids wail that women are captives of men's perception of beauty.
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My liberal MIL was complaining of all the pain and suffering women go through by wearing high heels. I told her men don't care what a woman has on her feet and that it is other women that provide the pressure to wear whatever myriad of crap it is that women complain about. I don't think this possibility ever occurred to her before.
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High heels do accentuate their asses and build nice calves. Its not like we get off on foot binding.
Posted by: Pudinhead
The prettiest feet in the world are those up around my ears.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:06 PM (vs3rY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
She's also tiny. 4'11". Still, I think she's passably attractive.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2025 03:07 PM (s8j++)
To be fair Merkel is as lumpy as Helmut Kohl
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2025 03:07 PM (rp63B)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2025 03:07 PM (s8j++)
Small bag of antlers
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (NtVYv)
We're doing the thing again where Psaki is ugly because Democrat, but Sarah Huckabee Sanders brings all the boys to the yard because Republican.
Its dumb, but it is what it is.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (KZOQy)
Tiny is fine, pocket sized girls are cute, especially when they are angry. I saw a hilarious video of a woman who filmed herself from her husband's perspective and she realized why it was he never took her seriously when she was stern or angry. It was like arguing with a hobbit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (XV/Pl)
But I don't know where they're going to or coming from.
Yes, I know what's happened in Houtistan but this could be Lebanon or Syria related, too.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 05, 2025 03:09 PM (yS/3v)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 02:55 PM (KZOQy)
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Freckles.
Posted by: Ciampino - like spotted dick at May 05, 2025 03:09 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
Go ahead, pull the other one. It's got bells on.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (gLikB)
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"He routinely beat Notorious RGB to the summit of Mount Everest by several hours, h8r!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:09 PM (GmFGd)
So now I have one answer, the Easter Bunny was one of the puppeteers, and a better one that whoever got us into Ukraine or lost West Africa
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (8avO+)
Pretty amazing over half the country (and not including any doctors) saw Biden's cognitive impairment and incapacity from their own couches and through the MFM propaganda prism. Yet this supposedly bright bulb witnessed it all in person and saw nothing. Kinda says more about Psaki than Biden.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: JOE SCROTUMBOUROGH at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (NtVYv)
I just think she's hot because of how she handled the press as press secretary. She's got grown woman good looks, she's not a cutie but she's mature and smart and still pretty. I like.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (2VST1)
I grew up when the throw off answer to some adult asking, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Why, I want to be president." And, behind the answer was a genuine believe that the office of President was a pinnacle of achievements.
These f*ckers ruined that for me....as did a number of other jackasses who wore the title. It's depressing.
Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (dIske)
Posted by: davidt at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (i0F8b)
From MSN: Donald Trump has three mental disorders as he becomes 'tottering, dementing old man'
Also from MSN: Donald Trump ‘is unhinged and getting worse,’ says expert ... - MSN
From the New Republic: There Is No Method to Trump’s Madness. He’s Simply Insane.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (L/fGl)
Just occurred to me: Taylor Swift seems to have dropped off the radar completely. Not that I follow that sort of thing, but a year ago you couldn't go five minutes without hearing about Tay Tay.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 05, 2025 03:11 PM (AfyTm)
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
That would be one Hell of a super-power.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:11 PM (KZOQy)
Its dumb, but it is what it is.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (KZOQy)
SHS isn't attractive either. She does seem like she could kick your ass, tho, so there's that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2025 03:11 PM (/U5Yz)
Did I read that right?
FFS they all have dementia.
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 03:11 PM (0HaGk)
I just think she's hot because of how she handled the press as press secretary. She's got grown woman good looks, she's not a cutie but she's mature and smart and still pretty. I like.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Fistbump.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:11 PM (vs3rY)
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:11 PM (ixsxL)
But I don't know where they're going to or coming from.
Yes, I know what's happened in Houtistan but this could be Lebanon or Syria related, too.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 05, 2025 03:09 PM (yS/3v)
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Now I know:
Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian
@manniefabian
1h
Lebanese media reports Israeli airstrikes in the Janta area in the Beqaa Valley, close to the border with Syria.
There is no immediate comment from the IDF on the strikes.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (yS/3v)
i think I just saw that she has been subpoenaed in the Justin Baldoni-Blake Lively lawsuit.
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (KRtlO)
This always happens when someone is overexposed. TS was more overexposed than an old porn star in front of a gamma ray burster.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: blaster at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah. Because no wife would ever turn her sharp wit and tongue against her husband. And not in the good way.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (0Dkf2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (QnmlO)
The grand buildup to the big endorsement fell flat. What other use is a thin pretty girl to these people?
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:13 PM (ixsxL)
I can still run faster scared than she can angry. I'll take that chance.
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She won't be angry. You'll get treated to the martyrs tears... You'll be such the disappointment... reminded again and again of how you've failed. But despite your inadequacies she's going to remain reluctantly available for future disappointment so as to have more proofs of your failure to use against you.
Posted by: Psycho hosebeast gotta psychohosebeast at May 05, 2025 03:13 PM (Srnw4)
Fun fact: after Mexico's victory at the Battle of Puebla, Napoleon installed Austrian archduke Maximilian I as Emperor of Mexico. He was a deeply unpopular authoritarian.
Fun fact numero dos: Benito Juarez captured and killed Maximilian about three years later.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 05, 2025 03:13 PM (lIio7)
But I do have to question calling Psaki a "whore". C'mon man, have you seen her? No one would pay for that.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 05, 2025 03:13 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (NtVYv)
He also was involved in the JFK assassination cover up. So fuck him
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 05, 2025 03:13 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:12 PM (KZOQy)
Who fantasizes about having a wife?
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (ixsxL)
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Girl???? Really??? That's rich...
Posted by: Psycho hosebeast gotta psychohosebeast at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (Srnw4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Thank the Lord. She dropped off the radar as soon as KC lost the Super Bowl and her boyfriend wasn't the "it" player anymore.
Posted by: Tuna at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
Break out the Ritz crackers and Chardonnay! That's what I call an Adult Happy Meal.
Posted by: Bishopedness Mariann Edgar Budde, Not A Lesbian, Really at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (979V4)
That's not so important. What is important is what did Biden do and did he even know he was doing it? Who signed those Executive Orders when he wasn't even in Washington DC? Who was running the autopen, who was in charge of the meetings? Who was running things?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:05 PM (2VST1)
A cluster of about 10 contending factions, with Jill selling access to winners over an issue. There are lots of times in Ukraine where State, DoD, White House and Deep State were running different ops and plans...without even going into the foriegners.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (8avO+)
The main difference between Psaki and her replacement Jean - Pierre is that Jen was a skillful liar, while Jean-Pierre was more from the Baghdad Bob school of ridiculous lies.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (Da7Vv)
Yeah Taylor Swift was super overexposed and people just got sick of her. She's not THAT damned good even if you happen to like that kind of music.
Because no wife would ever turn her sharp wit and tongue against her husband. And not in the good way.
My mom warned me when I was in high school: the thing that you love about them most will be the thing that annoys you the most after you've been married a while. Its always a trade off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2025 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
That was the original line in Hotel California - replaced with the more palatable "warm smell of colitas" thing
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (vf0Y9)
Who?
Is it anything like the Johnny Depp story?
Just kidding.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2025 03:11 PM (/U5Yz)
It's been wiped, sir......
https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo?t=4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2025 03:15 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (ixsxL)
An excellent point. I dream repeatedly about not having one. Different variations, sometimes not even making sense to me until I wake up, but always a common theme.
Its like my sleeping brain is trying to tell me something. If only I could figure it out.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:15 PM (KZOQy)
But I do have to question calling Psaki a "whore". C'mon man, have you seen her? No one would pay for that.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 05, 2025 03:13 PM (1bNHn)
whores don't get paid money, that's a prostitute.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:15 PM (8avO+)
Ah! Another poster with a new name with an unhappy dating or married life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 03:15 PM (42Vb+)
She dropped off the radar as soon as KC lost the Super Bowl and her boyfriend wasn't the "it" player anymore.
Posted by: Tuna at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (lJ0H4)
Not just lost but destroyed. That's my theory as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2025 03:16 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM
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This. And SHS has a pretty smile that she flashes regularly. That counts for a lot. Psaki rarely smiles and her normal expression is resting bitch face.
Posted by: Bigsmith at May 05, 2025 03:16 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2025 03:16 PM (rp63B)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 05, 2025 03:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:16 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)
Not feeling that at all.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (ixsxL)
Tiny is fine, pocket sized girls are cute, especially when they are angry. I saw a hilarious video of a woman who filmed herself from her husband's perspective and she realized why it was he never took her seriously when she was stern or angry. It was like arguing with a hobbit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (2VST1)
My daughter is 4'10". She is of Chinese heritage. If she gives the narrow eye glare, it's disconcerting.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 05, 2025 03:14 PM (Da7Vv)
Not all that good, too much circling back for anything but a plane with engine trouble.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (VNX3d)
social justice begins in the womb
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Well, better than diversity is our strength begins in the womb. I guess.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (L/fGl)
You know, the guy who ignored overwhelming evidence that his wife was cheating on him with Johnny Redcorn.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (zBOzm)
Your mom was smart. And of a different era. Because no mother now would ever dare warn her son against - gasp - the annoyances of another woman.
I see that with my wife. She's more loyal now to women than our boy.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2025 03:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Tiny is fine, pocket sized girls are cute, especially when they are angry. I saw a hilarious video of a woman who filmed herself from her husband's perspective and she realized why it was he never took her seriously when she was stern or angry. It was like arguing with a hobbit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (2VST1)
My daughter is 4'10". She is of Chinese heritage. If she gives the narrow eye glare, it's disconcerting.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (2J/Lj)
She should put her hair up and wear a large hairpin that just has to be poisoned.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 05, 2025 03:18 PM (yS/3v)
I can smell the chlamydia wafting up from her
Posted by: ace
Chick's shnoz looks like one of those Groucho Marx gag eye glasses.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2025 03:18 PM (yyynQ)
Yeah but you're not 6'2 with broad shoulders. Trust me its adorable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:18 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:19 PM (CWTWj)
"tottering, dementing old man; unhinged and getting worse; Insane."
I'm actually beginning to think the MFM are truly and predominantly nimrods who do not understand words.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 05, 2025 03:19 PM (gLikB)
So which is it (and this applies to Fake Jake and Alex Thompson too) : Are you a despicable liar who values party over country, or are you completely blind and stupid?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (XuIyO)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2025 03:15 PM (NtVYv)
Meanwhile, Musk was climbing the stairs looking EVERYWHERE but at the stairs to not burn a hole in Pam Bondi's ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
social justice begins in the womb
I guess I get what they are saying? But probably not ideal wording.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Archimedes "
Is that bad for the hooha?
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (0HaGk)
ugh. She's a bad ginger. She's ugly.
Posted by: ace
......
with bad pskin.
Posted by: wth at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
You know, the guy who ignored overwhelming evidence that his wife was cheating on him with Johnny Redcorn.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (zBOzm)
Whoa! That's a nic I haven't seen in a while. Howdy!
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (vf0Y9)
https://tinyurl.com/3xpyf7ez
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Have they checked the Cleveland Browns training facility?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (Dv3i1)
You just don't get it. Grown men of a certain mindset simply are not going to be threatened by a 4'10" girl. Or a 5'6" girl. Or, a girl.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:16 PM (2VST1
Above a trollop and below a harlot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 05, 2025 03:21 PM (0Dkf2)
https://tinyurl.com/3xpyf7ez
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 05, 2025 03:18 PM (yS/3v)
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Can't be Kaeperdick -- that dude throws better long bombs.
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:21 PM (oiTjH)
Video: CNN says Mexicans are canceling Cinco de Mayo events over fears of deportation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 03:21 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 03:17 PM (VNX3d)
Not sure she did the running. His brother who retired a year or so earlier has a very attractive wife who is almost certainly a lot younger than swift, even if they got married early in his career. He can do better especially if he wants kids.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:21 PM (8avO+)
social justice begins in the womb
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Shit I might come around on abortion.
They would have been much better off saying "Human Rights Begin in the Womb". Who writes for these people??
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:21 PM (ixsxL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
She has a hole-less ass?
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:22 PM (vf0Y9)
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It's at this point that they pivot, and explain that they were lying but it was for the good of the country and you should be grateful...
Posted by: Psycho hosebeast gotta psychohosebeast at May 05, 2025 03:22 PM (Srnw4)
Video: CNN says Mexicans are canceling Cinco de Mayo events over fears of deportation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 03:21 PM (L/fGl)
Awww. Does that mean we won't see Democrat congresscritters holding a candlelight vigil in front of the White House in solidarity with illegals?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 03:22 PM (VNX3d)
https://tinyurl.com/3xpyf7ez
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Have they checked the Cleveland Browns training facility?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (Dv3i1)
Still drafted before Shedeur.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
UK Independent, Feb. 2024, reports several "gaffes" including: >‘God save the Queen,’ June 2023
That same month, President Biden made another verbal gaffe when he bizarrely closed out a speech on gun control with the proclamation: “God save the Queen, man.”
The president was speaking to a group of gun safety advocates at the National Safer Communities Summit in Connecticut at the time.
The slip-up certainly raised eyebrows and provoked confusion over whether he had been referring to Queen Elizabeth II, who died in September 2022, or King Charles III’s wife Queen Camilla, who had just been crowned a month earlier at a grand coronation ceremony in London that President Biden had declined to attend.
Neither were in Connecticut, in any case."
>8/2019 - “We have this notion that somehow if you’re poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids,” Biden, who is running for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, said during a town hall...
Never should he have ran for President but a younger Dem. would have never gotten the huge pots of $ for the CARES & American Rescue Plan Acts.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 05, 2025 03:23 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 05, 2025 03:23 PM (g8Ew8)
I see that with my wife. She's more loyal now to women than our boy.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson
When my son started dating I gave him one piece of advice....
Don't put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:23 PM (2J/Lj)
She has a hole-less ass?
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:22 PM (vf0Y9)
Still just the one, thanks to Musk's understanding of the environment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
.......
Smart. His eyes would probably get her pregnant.
Posted by: wth at May 05, 2025 03:24 PM (v0R5T)
Given the ICE's tendency to raid parties and such... probably wise. And hilarious. For years now we've been watching these gatherings and going "where's border enforcement?" Finally someone figured it out at the top.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:24 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 03:21 PM (L/fGl)
Pinatas hardest hit.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:24 PM (ixsxL)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:24 PM (CWTWj)
Don't put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:23 PM (2J/Lj)
Pretty good advice. Rules out pretty much everywhere you can put it other than the couch or toaster, but good advice all the same.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:25 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 03:25 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: wth at May 05, 2025 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
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Psnake Plissken pskin.
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:25 PM (7U3kk)
Don't put your dick in crazy
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Get yourself a Llama costume, and break into the pen on harvest day....
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at May 05, 2025 03:25 PM (Srnw4)
https://is.gd/N9JOX4
Imagine if Trump did that......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:26 PM (KZOQy)
OT. mid-day follow up post cateract surgery and Smash now has 20/20 vision in her right eye.
left eye is scheduled for next Monday. thatn you all for your prayers.
i gues this means i may no longer make funny faces at her as she'll catch me doing it now.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 05, 2025 03:26 PM (3DmRe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:26 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 03:26 PM (0HaGk)
Don't put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:23 PM (2J/Lj)
Did he ask you why you want him to be Pope?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:26 PM (8avO+)
Don't put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:23 PM (2J/Lj)
AKA - Rule #1
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:26 PM (vf0Y9)
Nick DiPaolo has a joke about how he hates getting old, he pulled a muscle in his back flipping off his wife behind her back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:27 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at May 05, 2025 03:27 PM (Srnw4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 03:28 PM (L/fGl)
Don't give them your real name until you have seen their Mom.
Because...she's gonna turn into her Mom.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 03:28 PM (d5Lp1)
So, are you putting your dick in the couch or toaster, Scogg?. The latter sounds very painful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 03:28 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Smart. His eyes would probably get her pregnant.
Posted by: wth at May 05, 2025 03:24 PM (v0R5T)
Imagine having twenty six wife equivalents (or whatever the number) mad at you at the same time?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)
https://tinyurl.com/3xpyf7ez
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 05, 2025 03:18 PM (yS/3v)
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Can't be Kaeperdick -- that dude throws better long bombs.
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:21 PM (oiTj
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This guy is bad news. He came here on a student VISA and never showed up. BUT, get this...his arrival date was 9/11 (2022). Then, he was arrested in 2024 for trespassing at Quantico. Judge gave him a free pass on bond and he took off to Orange County California...then disappeared.
His full name is hilarious though: Mohammad Khair Hasan Mohammad Dabous...(gotta love the Double Mo)
Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 03:29 PM (dIske)
Because...she's gonna turn into her Mom.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 03:28 PM (d5Lp1)
That's really great advice. Learn it from a straight friend ?
I kid, I kid ... put the straight pipes on the Vespa yet ?
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:29 PM (KZOQy)
I need to start getting out of bed earlier.
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 03:29 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:29 PM (CWTWj)
I never knew about the “forever and ever” clause of the continuing. But it must exist.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 03:29 PM (xeo0s)
One of them was freaking Amber Heard, the guy just has never even heard of rule #1
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:30 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 05, 2025 03:30 PM (eUeyB)
Glad to hear the positive news. Thanks be to God!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 03:30 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: wferrin at May 05, 2025 03:30 PM (XCXbf)
>>i gues this means i may no longer make funny faces at her as she'll catch me doing it now.
My cataract surgery is scheduled for early June, everyone says the surgery is no big whoop, so hopefully mine is as uneventful.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2025 03:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Unless you see them both bench press, I have no idea how you tell the difference.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:31 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 03:31 PM (xeo0s)
My mom and my brother both got it done, its a one day in and out procedure, they were fine and fully functional by day two.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:31 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:29 PM (CWTWj)
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IIRC, some kids wore t-shirts with American flags on them to school on May 5th some years ago and were forced by the school administration to remove or change them (in Califzuela I think, and they may have been suspended).
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:32 PM (geJhQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:30 PM (2VST1)
To be fair (to be faaaaaaiiiiiiirr) --
Most of us don't know about Rule #1 until we've already broken said rule.
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:32 PM (vf0Y9)
Unless policy has changed, I've seen enough reports that you can't wear US flag branded stuff at Los Angeles schools but Mexican flag stuff is acceptable, such that I believe its true until proven otherwise.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (KZOQy)
You just don't get it. Grown men of a certain mindset simply are not going to be threatened by a 4'10" girl. Or a 5'6" girl. Or, a girl.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson
Wrong-o! I very much DO get it. I'm 5'9" and I'm well aware that men do not think that I am in any way a serious threat. That's why I carry a weapon. My daughter can be disconcerting until hell freezes over it won't do her a damned bit of good if real trouble starts. But the fact that she is armed WILL! Underestimate us all you like and you will learn some hard lessons about the ladies who aren't feminist girl boss worshipping idiots.
Winners drip, losers gush.
But most of the soy soaked man bun crowd will be disconcerted enough to hand over their balls and ask her to carry them in her purse.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (2J/Lj)
My cataract surgery is scheduled for early June, everyone says the surgery is no big whoop, so hopefully mine is as uneventful.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2025 03:30 PM (XV/Pl)
My brother was having his 2nd lens replacement a month after the first one. He advised the nurse to up the pain meds dose as our family tends to build tolerances quickly.
She ignored it. He became coherent mid surgery and coughed. His motion caused his iris to relocate. The Dr. asked if he could feel anything, to which the answer was a resounding "YES." "Well, we have to finish, so all I can do is apologize and ask you to be as still as possible."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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The hot crazy matrix lecture is available on YouTube. It should be viewed by junior high at least.
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (Srnw4)
Posted by: The Media at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (ixsxL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
quick. a general sedative via IV. bunch of eye drops, then stare into the bright light. she has a clear eye patch/guard to prevent inadvertent touching (especially while sleeping).
she reported absolutely zero discomfort during or after the surgery.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (3DmRe)
Posted by: Reforger at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (LWavc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:30 PM (2VST1)
To be fair (to be faaaaaaiiiiiiirr) --
Most of us don't know about Rule #1 until we've already broken said rule.
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:32 PM (vf0Y9)
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1) What if you are crazier than she is?
2) What if she's your kind of crazy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (7fElN)
Most of us don't know about Rule #1 until we've already broken said rule.
Posted by: Doof
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At that age, it wouldn't matter if we had known.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (UBKzV)
Former LA sheriff to leave “the party of paid protest, purple hair, and pronouns" after 44 years
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)
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"Harcourt Fenton Mudd!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (geJhQ)
She ignored it. He became coherent mid surgery and coughed. His motion caused his iris to relocate. The Dr. asked if he could feel anything, to which the answer was a resounding "YES." "Well, we have to finish, so all I can do is apologize and ask you to be as still as possible."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Ho. Lee. Fook!
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (vf0Y9)
I never knew about the “forever and ever” clause of the continuing. But it must exist.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 03:29 PM (xeo0s)
They've tried this everywhere and a lot of these are probably using the same tricks. it's hilarious that the Supremes can make nationwide carry proclomations and nobody cares because an insane judge in DC wants to turn planes around that landed a month ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (uCfKO)
>>I never knew about the “forever and ever” clause of the continuing. But it must exist.
Well, it all depends on how the funding is appropriated, if the money is delineated in the CR, we don't go budgets any more, then the funding will continue as long as congress funds it.
But what typically happens in appropriations is that a large bucket of money is allocated to something and the executive agencies dole it out, the question becomes what processes need to be followed to undole the money.
What the Lawfare against the administration is hanging their hats on is the administrative procedures act.
Essentially, their strategy is organized around malicious compliance.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (XV/Pl)
Because...she's gonna turn into her Mom.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 03:28 PM (d5Lp1)
*****
This is the one truth of dating that men should know and never ignore, but it always is because of p........
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 05, 2025 03:35 PM (+VRUV)
1) What if you are crazier than she is?
2) What if she's your kind of crazy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (7fElN)
This is where the "enter at your own risk" clause takes effect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 03:35 PM (xeo0s)
Because...she's gonna turn into her Mom.
Posted by: garrett
Dear Abbey: I went to pick my girlfriend up for a date. Her mom said she'd be ready soon & started coming on to me hard. I told her I'd be right back and I headed out the front door. Girlfriend's dad & brothers were out front. They congratulated me and told me I passed their test.
Do I tell them I was going out to my glovebox to get a condom?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:35 PM (vs3rY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I have that with dental work.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:33 PM (2J/Lj)
Stop right there. 5' 9" ? I believe we have standards here, if not outright rules. You know them as well as I.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:36 PM (KZOQy)
2) What if she's your kind of crazy?
As I understand it, the secret to a happy marriage is finding a spouse whose brand of crazy you can tolerate and even enjoy. Because we're all crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:36 PM (2VST1)
Ho. Lee. Fook!
Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (vf0Y9)
I'm told he had some choice words for that nurse after he was wheeled out of the room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:36 PM (ixsxL)
But I'm also sure that the bigger reason was the obvious infirmity of more than half of our decrepit political class, in general.
A senile man shouldn't throw stones at a demented one. Poor form.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 03:37 PM (BI5O2)
She ignored it. He became coherent mid surgery and coughed. His motion caused his iris to relocate. The Dr. asked if he could feel anything, to which the answer was a resounding "YES." "Well, we have to finish, so all I can do is apologize and ask you to be as still as possible."
Posted by: Sponge
And that's why no one will work on my eyes until I'm blind.
Two places you never want to hear "OOPS!"
Your Lamborghini mechanic and your eye surgeon.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:37 PM (vs3rY)
I have that with dental work.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:35 PM (8avO+)
I had a wisdom tooth pulled way back when. I'd get a shot and she'd start poking around. "Ouch." She'd give another shot, come back and start poking. "Ouch." She gave another shot, came back and started poking. "Ouch." "Are you serious?" "Yes."
After the next shot, my entire head went completely numb.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: doc ock at May 05, 2025 03:38 PM (/vuFu)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:38 PM (CWTWj)
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Strange mindfuckery is always a good sign.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:38 PM (ixsxL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2025 03:34 PM (XV/Pl)
They actually have not done much of that yet. A immigration lawyer torpedoed a Texas case and was fired for it. The only string in the bow is rogue judges.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 03:38 PM (42Vb+)
After the next shot, my entire head went completely numb.
Do they think you'll recover?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (s8j++)
Sanctuary areas of not, most undocumented (regardless of nation of origin) are pretty comfortable figuring the worse will go first, if at all.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: gnats local 678
If it weren't for pussy, there'd be a bounty on them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (vs3rY)
Your Lamborghini mechanic and your eye surgeon.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:37 PM (vs3rY)
Same Dr. is the one that diagnosed his RP.....he was doing various exams, got the light and mag to look in the inner eye and said "Uh oh........"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (KZOQy)
Do they think you'll recover?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (s8j++)
It's entertaining at parties.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
*LT Dan: this is why I sent Pvt. Gump in the tunnels*
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 05, 2025 03:40 PM (3DmRe)
https://is.gd/N9JOX4
Imagine if Trump did that......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Who was it that locked the media away during an event? Was that Barky? Hillary?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:40 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: A country song for no reason at May 05, 2025 03:40 PM (Srnw4)
This is Tautological.
Everything exists because a man was trying to impress a woman / women.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (d5Lp1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (2VST1)
Your Lamborghini mechanic and your eye surgeon.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:37 PM (vs3rY)
I'd put urologist a bit higher on that list...
Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (wtvvX)
I think we should have a weekly "All women are crazy or evil" thread. That way the rest of us who don't believe that could avoid it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
It's kind of like Boomer Bashing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (CWTWj)
It's actually wild that they think they can continue to lie about this nonsense.
A whole bunch of Democrat insiders are already dishing the dirt at just how bad he was in 2022 and 2023, never mind 2024.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (lCHt6)
Don't let Fen fool you. She loves having the opportunity to scold.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (d5Lp1)
Hey, I'm not crazy! Wait...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (2VST1)
I asked myself if I was crazy.
All the voices in my head said "Certainly not!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (VNX3d)
Didn't she come out as anti-Trump?
Found her slightly annoying anyway.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (rp63B)
Man 2 - Sports.
Everybody Else - Shut up. Zug over here says screwing them is fun.
Man 3 - If I build a nicer hut, maybe I can screw them ALL !!!
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (d5Lp1)
---
This is well-documented in the Futurama PSA, "Don't Date Robots!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
That's me for just a regular filling of a cavity.
My dad could get one shot then settle in and go to sleep no matter what the procedure was.
Wish I could do that.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (2J/Lj)
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Most of them.
If you're a nut job and you know it, it's usually not crazy enough to count as really crazy (unless you're violent, of course).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (JNTt1)
Discuss !!!
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:39 PM (KZOQy)
I"M NOT CRAZY!
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY!!
Posted by: Suicidal Tendencies at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (kBh81)
I just think she's hot because of how she handled the press as press secretary. She's got grown woman good looks, she's not a cutie but she's mature and smart and still pretty. I like.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:10 PM (2VST1)
I’m upset that Hope Hicks wasn’t press secretary at some point. Imagine her in a pencil skirt reminding those idiot reporters who is in charge…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-The33 at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (cRImQ)
Posted by: Blissfully Ignorant Field Marshal Zhukov at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (wBaIH)
***********
There once was a rich Oriental
Drove a new car, it wasn't a rental
His optometrist opined
"You have a cataract, I find."
"No, no! It's a Rincoln Continental!"
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (uCfKO)
Tiny is fine, pocket sized girls are cute, especially when they are angry. I saw a hilarious video of a woman who filmed herself from her husband's perspective and she realized why it was he never took her seriously when she was stern or angry. It was like arguing with a hobbit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 03:08 PM (2VST1)
Bernadette on Big Bang Theory. LOL!! "She's so tiny".
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (5xuJ/)
Your Lamborghini mechanic and your eye surgeon.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:37 PM (vs3rY)
Getting a vasectomy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
Found her slightly annoying anyway.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
----
IIRC, she was firmly behind Bernie Sanders.
Also, I think she's Canadian, so her opinions about American politics matter not a whit...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 03:29 PM (dIske)
_________________
Mohammed factor: 40%.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (YqDXo)
My dad could get one shot then settle in and go to sleep no matter what the procedure was.
Wish I could do that.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (2J/Lj)
*fistbump*
Wife can take a pain med (vic or simiar) and be out like a light. I've got to take three just to get a slight bit of relief.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:44 PM (8avO+)
“This is now bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called ‘woman,’
for she was taken out of man.”
Genesis 2:23
Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2025 03:44 PM (/Mfdi)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 05, 2025 03:44 PM (bufu1)
Your Lamborghini mechanic and your eye surgeon.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:37 PM (vs3rY)
Getting a vasectomy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
Someone putting in a catheter.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 03:44 PM (VNX3d)
Also, I think she's Canadian, so her opinions about American politics matter not a whit...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (7fElN)
Ah....that explains so much. Glad I stopped watching her on occasion and do now understand why she never got her teeth fixed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (d5Lp1)
***********
There once was a rich Oriental
Drove a new car, it wasn't a rental
His optometrist opined
"You have a cataract, I find."
"No, no! It's a Rincoln Continental!"
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (uCfKO)
Muldoon, one of your finest.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (wtvvX)
1. They are true dumbasses.
OR
2. They are lying dumbasses.
I'm going with healing power of "AND."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (17s+e)
===
TO BE HONEST, I FOUND THE SIGN TO BE MUCH MORE RESPONSIVE.
Posted by: Jen Psaki's husband at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (Srnw4)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Oh brother.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY!!
Posted by: Suicidal Tendencies at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (wtvvX)
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-The33 at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (cRImQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (rp63B)
Getting a vasectomy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
I had one of those. It failed. Was traveling for work when I got to call to tell me "Yeah, they're still there."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 03:46 PM (BI5O2)
I want the numbers and the inflammatory questions to PDT and the softballs to biden. I want the presstitutes to choke on their hypocrisy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)
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TO BE HONEST, I FOUND THE SIGN TO BE MUCH MORE RESPONSIVE.
Posted by: Jen Psaki's husband at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (Srnw4)
The sign would at least make a sound when you banged it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:46 PM (N39Ws)
Your Lamborghini mechanic and your eye surgeon.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:37 PM (vs3rY)
Getting a vasectomy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
Someone putting in a catheter.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Your plumber working on a clogged toilet.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2025 03:46 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2025 03:47 PM (elO/o)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2025 03:42 PM (rp63B)
====
It used to be a port
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2025 03:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Really Fucking Crazy at May 05, 2025 03:47 PM (BI5O2)
===
TO BE HONEST, I FOUND THE SIGN TO BE MUCH MORE RESPONSIVE.
Posted by: Jen Psaki's husband at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (Srnw4)
The sign would at least make a sound when you banged it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:46 PM (N39Ws)
Wendy rove you rong time!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 05, 2025 03:47 PM (wtvvX)
Your Lamborghini mechanic and your eye surgeon.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:37 PM (vs3rY)
I'd put urologist a bit higher on that list...
Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM
Tattoo artist, plastic surgeon.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2025 03:47 PM (eB71+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:48 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Really Fucking Crazy at May 05, 2025 03:47 PM (BI5O2)
There's an entry in the racial slur database about Mondays......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Tattoo artist, plastic surgeon.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2025 03:47 PM (eB71+)
NO REGERTS!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
pfreckles
Posted by: Ciampino - like spotted dick at May 05, 2025 03:48 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 03:48 PM (0HaGk)
Of course -she- was shucking and jiving for the Tuber In Chief. That was her entire job description. Just like Latrine Jean Pissoir after her.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2025 03:48 PM (kBh81)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
I have a high tolerance for most pain. Its just dental work that the numbing doesn't work very well.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:49 PM (2J/Lj)
I want the numbers and the inflammatory questions to PDT and the softballs to biden. I want the presstitutes to choke on their hypocrisy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)
To choke, one would need a gag reflex. And they have none.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Almost all painkillers above aspirin keep me awake. When I had wrist surgery to set a broken bone I had and pin a bone in place and had to stop with a couple because I hadn't slept aside from the surgery in two days. It was effective, when the surgical numbing wore off the pain was super bad, like fire.
My lady cat was on the job purring by the break the whole time during injury and healing.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 03:49 PM (0HaGk)
I have a high tolerance for most pain. Its just dental work that the numbing doesn't work very well.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:49 PM (2J/Lj)
I have pain every day. It's just the standard meds don't relieve it OR make me sleepy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 03:36 PM (ixsxL)
The defeatists still inhabit the blog somehow…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-The33 at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (cRImQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2025 03:48 PM (kBh81)
Yup. Just a couple of bitter, stupid hags in a pod.
Posted by: Really Fucking Crazy at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (BI5O2)
Everything exists because a man was trying to impress a woman / women.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 03:41 PM (d5Lp1)
but it is true. Once we invented beer about 6000 years ago, there really wasn't any need to do much more, as far as we were concerned, especially if you had a nice lake or river you could hang out at.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (uWKK8)
Of course -she- was shucking and jiving for the Tuber In Chief. That was her entire job description. Just like Latrine Jean Pissoir after her.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I read that after the Trump debate she never talked to Joey again. Never was in the Oval office. She just made sh*t up for the last 6 months of FJB's presidency.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
I want the numbers and the inflammatory questions to PDT and the softballs to biden. I want the presstitutes to choke on their hypocrisy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)
To choke, one would need a gag reflex. And they have none.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Explains why they loved Kamala...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Crusader at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (TN0g+)
Now you know what it was like working in a Topless Bar. The girls were mad at men all the time, but they couldn't be mad at the customers, because that would cost them money. So they were all mad at the male employees, particularly the ones who were there to protect them.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 05, 2025 03:51 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2025 03:48 PM (kBh81)
Yup. Just a couple of bitter, stupid hags in a pod.
Posted by: Really Fucking Crazy at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (BI5O2)
a puppet and a muppet
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 05, 2025 03:51 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
It's almost admirable, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2025 03:51 PM (kBh81)
Just like all of them. Its an odd job.
Anybody want to get up on a mic, Monday through Friday, and articulate a defense of everything Donald Trump does ? Then sit in a meeting with the guy while he articulates all his reasons for all that he does and discusses if your off-the-cuff riff matches his intentions and goals ?
Because that guy, and I voted for him three times, doesn't even know why he does what he does all the time. And what sane person agrees with anyone 100% of the time anyway ? Nobody. Nobody that's free and cognitively functional.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:51 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
I had one of those. It failed. Was traveling for work when I got to call to tell me "Yeah, they're still there."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
I can imagine the spermini digging through the blockage like the men in the Great Escape.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sponge
What did you do to yourself?
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
There's a strong possibility Joey grabbed her ass and that's why she never went back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Of course they were. There is nothing in the world more obvious to a married man.
Posted by: Jen Psaki's husband at May 05, 2025 03:52 PM (Srnw4)
Drove a new car, it wasn't a rental
His optometrist opined
"You have a cataract, I find."
"No, no! It's a Rincoln Continental!"
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (uCfKO)
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People with cataracts and pink eye have pink cataracts.
* Cue Robin Williams doing Elmer Fudd doing Bruce Springsteen * Phrasing???
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:53 PM (geJhQ)
What did you do to yourself?
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
Compressed disk in the lumbar area.
That and I tore something in my right elbow a few months ago and never got it checked. It's taking it's time in healing enough to stop hurting. It's getting there tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 03:49 PM (0HaGk)
Israel had the final import into the port for a while, I guess.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 03:53 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2025 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
I had one of those. It failed. Was traveling for work when I got to call to tell me "Yeah, they're still there."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
I can imagine the spermini digging through the blockage like the men in the Great Escape.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:51 PM (8avO+)
I'm thinking of that imagery with the movie's them song playing and loling.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 05, 2025 03:53 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
Makes sense.
She had to know being his PressSec was the last and most highly paid stop on her particular train. And that as a black lesbian with RBF, she couldn't be fired.
Once it's obvious you're not gonna re-up for another four, just phone it in and collect the checks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
It's almost admirable, really.
===
Hey, that's exactly what I was thinking....
Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (Srnw4)
I can imagine the spermini digging through the blockage like the men in the Great Escape.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:51 PM (8avO+)
The "I have a nuclear reactor in my pants" didn't go over well with the wife.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 03:55 PM (geJhQ)
Ugh. Back pain is the worst.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
I've got an inversion table that I'm starting to put some serious stretch pressure on, so we'll see how that does for a while.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Oh brother.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)
It’s the sisters not the brothers.
Rimshot.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (xeo0s)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:51 PM (8avO+)
The "I have a nuclear reactor in my pants" didn't go over well with the wife.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
OUT: Stiffy
IN: Fermi
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (KZOQy)
"Hey that prime rib looks amazing. But my wife has a meatloaf on at home... maybe just smush it against my face for a bit. Yeah."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (kBh81)
==
Yep. It is a factory of sadness.
Posted by: Cleveland Stadium is a jolly good time in comparison at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (Srnw4)
Posted by: Really Fucking Crazy at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM
What are we, chopped liver
Posted by: The View at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (elO/o)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
What are we, chopped liver
Posted by: The View at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (elO/o)
Every bit of it. Fried in a pan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Genuinely compliment your wife, Scogg and thank her for things she does at home. After all, you married her; There must have been something you liked and loved about her at some point, She should do the same for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 03:58 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Sponge
Had a wisdom tooth pulled at 10:30. Went to work at 3:00 pm. Was eating Tylenol 4's like pez candy.
One every two hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:58 PM (vs3rY)
Posted by: The View at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (elO/o)
You turd-whales would all need full body transplants to even approach the rough magnitude of chopped liver's allure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2025 03:58 PM (kBh81)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson
Yeh I'm chuckling at that for the rest of the day now. Thanks!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 03:58 PM (2J/Lj)
Don't disparage that liver.
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 03:59 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 03:58 PM (42Vb+)
And if neither of you can think of one, well, its quiet at home so that's good.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 03:59 PM (8avO+)
Ugh. Back pain is the worst.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2025 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
Back when I was still playing golf on the regular, I took 2 - 800mg Military issue Ibuprofen.
Man, that's the best I'd felt in a while and my swing was FREEEE........
But haven't taken that much since. Poor liver.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ciampino - like spotted dick? at May 05, 2025 03:59 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: The View at May 05, 2025 03:56 PM (elO/o)
Every bit of it. Fried in a pan.
Posted by: Sponge
I don't know about you, but I would eat ze bugs before I'd partake of fried Whoopi.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 04:00 PM (vs3rY)
One every two hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 03:58 PM (vs3rY)
When I got that one pulled, I went back to work before filling the script. I was there for about 2 hours when the owner looked at me and told me to go the f*ck home cuz I looked like I was about to puke.
Filling the prescription and taking it after the fact didn't work out well for me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
But haven't taken that much since. Poor liver.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
---------------
Speaking of, maybe lay off the Scotch, too?
Posted by: Sponge's Live at May 05, 2025 04:00 PM (tT6L1)
I have Copies of all of those. In Mono.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 04:01 PM (d5Lp1)
Man, that's the best I'd felt in a while and my swing was FREEEE........
But haven't taken that much since. Poor liver.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Infantry candy for the win! Damn the liver and kidneys and full speed ahead!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 04:02 PM (2J/Lj)
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I have no idea how long it would take to render that much fat. I don't think you could fry her. Sous vide maybe...
Posted by: Cleveland Stadium is a jolly good time in comparison at May 05, 2025 04:02 PM (Srnw4)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 04:02 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 04:01 PM (d5Lp1)
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"To My Brother Russell, Whom I Slept With."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 04:02 PM (tT6L1)
Loaded? You mean like a gun? Or you and Hillary at 5 in the afternoon?
Posted by: Auspex at May 05, 2025 04:03 PM (j4U/Z)
Its my understanding that a common side of effect of the surgery is to change the race of any baby that gets produced.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 05, 2025 04:03 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (CWTWj)
I still have that album. So many funny routines and stories on that LP.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 05, 2025 04:04 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Vomit the Frog at May 05, 2025 04:04 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 04:04 PM (0HaGk)
Speaking of, maybe lay off the Scotch, too?
Posted by: Sponge's Live at May 05, 2025 04:00 PM (tT6L1)
Whiskey, shine or beer.
The liver is an evil organ and must be punished.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Auspex at May 05, 2025 04:03 PM (j4U/Z)
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Piker.
Posted by: Mrs Emhoff at May 05, 2025 04:05 PM (tT6L1)
For example, they'll call at dinner time, pop-in visit, borrow money, interfere with major purchases, defend the undefendable, want to move in for 'just a few weeks' to take care of your mate or want your mate - just their relative - to come care of them.
Little that was cute, humorous, appealing is within a fairly short period of time if/when there are no limits.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 05, 2025 04:05 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Vomit the Frog at May 05, 2025 04:04 PM (qUkBO)
I'd prefer not to.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)
When they say most men live lives of quiet desperation, you can literally smell it in those desolate places.
I used to frequent a strip club in Denver for not-titty-related business. As such, I was always there well-dressed, and never put a single dollar in a single g-string, and always drank for free.
If you wanna see a guy strippers truly hate, it's me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 04:06 PM (BI5O2)
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Supposedly lost a bet to Woody Harrelson.
Posted by: Cleveland Stadium is a jolly good time in comparison at May 05, 2025 04:06 PM (Srnw4)
Finally they gave me dilaudid.
Peaceful sleep.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 04:06 PM (vs3rY)
Think of the OT that press aide could have gotten in a whole year.
Santa Claus, a leprechaun, a turkey, a taco (for today)…
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 05, 2025 04:06 PM (5SvjB)
LOL.
Making a suggestion about your relationship with your wife is scolding you? You're the one that brings up the issues with her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 04:07 PM (42Vb+)
When they say most men live lives of quiet desperation, you can literally smell it in those desolate places.
I used to frequent a strip club in Denver for not-titty-related business. As such, I was always there well-dressed, and never put a single dollar in a single g-string, and always drank for free.
If you wanna see a guy strippers truly hate, it's me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
A lot of business takes place at strip clubs.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 04:07 PM (vs3rY)
Finally they gave me dilaudid.
Peaceful sleep.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 04:06 PM (vs3rY)
I've only been put under once. Don't know what they used, but it was for a colonoscopy. I've never had morphine.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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They are all funnier if you down a couple Xanax with a glass or three of wine.
Posted by: JELLO PUDDING!!!!! at May 05, 2025 04:08 PM (Srnw4)
Bill: "Any phys ed major knows why there's air: to blow up basketballs! To blow up volleyballs!"
He also tells us about kindergarten and first grade. The classroom consisted of "Twenty little kids with pointed heads." And they'd give you paper to write on: "Grade Triple-Z paper, with the big chunks of wood still floating in it. And the pencil was so big you had to rest it on your shoulder to write."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2025 04:09 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 04:09 PM (xeo0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 04:09 PM (xeo0s)
I don't remember a time in my life, ever, that I would've uttered such words in that order.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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Desperate looking men stuffing money into slots?
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 04:10 PM (uCfKO)
Not anymore. I think I lived at the tail end of it. It was part of what made society stable.
Or perfect, for those that enjoyed it. Miserable for those that did not - hence the saying. Can't say that today is any better. But won't say that yesterday was either.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 04:10 PM (KZOQy)
Posted by: Sponge
That was just to get the pain under control. The actual surgery was probably propoferal or whatever that milky white stuff is.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2025 04:10 PM (vs3rY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2025 04:09 PM (omVj0)
I remember that paper. And pencils. Why i was overjoyed when I could use pens.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 04:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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They used propofol for mine. Good stuff. Room spins, I take a nap, don't feel or remember a thing about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2025 04:10 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 05, 2025 04:11 PM (Da7Vv)
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Equally desperate slots, hoping to get stuffed with money...
Posted by: Sad world at May 05, 2025 04:11 PM (Srnw4)
It's not hard to imagine at all. Years ago when they were together she was cute. She was a comedienne so obviously had a sense of humor. They were both in the field of acting and I imagine they shared the same political POV. I wouldn't want to date her, but she was cute and funny in "Sister Act" Yes, I realize that it was a script, but she had some energy in those films that I can imagine some men would find appealing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 04:11 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2025 04:10 PM (7fElN)
She told me to start counting from 10, but I wouldn't make it to 7.....I didn't. Head started tingling at 8 and I don't remember a damn thing till I woke up and my wife was staring at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
I counted down from 100 all the way to 98...then I opened my eyes and they were done.
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 04:12 PM (0HaGk)
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I have friends who are on "our" side that I have to remind from time to time--they tried to KILL this country during the 4 years Trump was out of office (and they damn near succeeded).
Posted by: Crusader at May 05, 2025 04:12 PM (TN0g+)
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Benefit.... i do not think this word means what you think it means.
Posted by: Six fingered man???? at May 05, 2025 04:13 PM (Srnw4)
I do. Don't know what it was, but I wasn't "out". I was dreaming ... of jumping between convertible cars, for whatever reason ... and kind of zoning in and out on the guy with my pinkie skinned open and scaling it (DePutins).
It hurt - but not as much as it should. And I didn't care. It was screwed up.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 04:13 PM (KZOQy)
Benefit.... i do not think this word means what you think it means.
Posted by: Six fingered man???? at May 05, 2025 04:13 PM (Srnw4)
I guess that depends on how much enjoyment you get out of legally beating the shit out of someone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 04:13 PM (xeo0s)
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I know, right? What the hell was she thinking!!!?
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 04:14 PM (uCfKO)
"And the pain . . . went away! And I tried to make the pain come -- and it wouldn't!"
He runs down to a drugstore and calls to the druggist, "I want some Midol and it's for ME!"
Druggist: "I don't care, we get a lot of weird guys in here. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2025 04:15 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 04:15 PM (42Vb+)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-The33 at May 05, 2025 03:50 PM (cRImQ
Hardly. My victory was already won.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2025 04:16 PM (ixsxL)
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 04:14 PM (uCfKO)
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You're just upset because Ted Danson got to play "Becker" a role you were born for.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 04:16 PM (tT6L1)
They used propofol for mine. Good stuff. Room spins, I take a nap, don't feel or remember a thing about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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On comes the plastic mask or nose dealy, -it's just oxygen breathe deep.
Injecting into the manifold, it's cold -it's a wash
Into the manifold, it burns a li.....
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2025 04:16 PM (nHnQ2)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 04:09 PM (xeo0s)
I don't remember a time in my life, ever, that I would've uttered such words in that order.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Brace yourself. Whoopi has a great voice. There's a warmth in the tone that just sounds very nice. I first noticed this when she played Giunon on ST: The Next Generation. In character she had a calm soothing tone and perfect diction. It was fun watching her switch between something similar to that and the more "street" diction in Sister Act.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2025 04:17 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Million Dollar Saloon?
Yeah, not that I'd know anything about business there, either.
Posted by: Auspex at May 05, 2025 04:17 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2025 04:18 PM (RWC6n)
Posted by: Complete continence for two years vs date whoopie two years at May 05, 2025 04:18 PM (Srnw4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2025 04:10 PM (7fElN)
That’s what she said! How ‘bout a pudding pop?
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 05, 2025 04:18 PM (5SvjB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2025
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I remember that paper. And pencils. Why i was overjoyed when I could use pens.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025
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I knew how to read when I started school, but had to learn to write cursive. I had a big callus on my second finger for years because of how hard I had to hold that big pencil.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2025 04:18 PM (omVj0)
The lying part of the anesthetic affected my judgement: I drove home. When you femoral artery has just been opened up, there is no such thing as a minor car accident; any bump can kill you.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 05, 2025 04:18 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/svtnwp8f
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2025 04:19 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Isn’t that a symbol of hate and oppression?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 05, 2025 04:21 PM (xeo0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2025 04:23 PM (nHnQ2)
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Yeah? Houthis ain't doing diddly without the Blowfish!
Posted by: muldoon at May 05, 2025 04:24 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2025
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I remember that paper. And pencils. Why i was overjoyed when I could use pens.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025
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I knew how to read when I started school, but had to learn to write cursive. I had a big callus on my second finger for years because of how hard I had to hold that big pencil.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2025 04:18 PM (omVj0)
I believe the ones we used were Dixie pencils? or maybe Dixon?
With Big Chief tablets!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 05, 2025 04:25 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Like these?
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