Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Labyrinth
Robert Vickrey

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 st

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

2 Moooo.

Posted by: The Minotaur at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (hY4dx)

3 Someone had a nightmare and decided it would be an excellent painting. I beg to differ.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (tT6L1)

4 Not 1st

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (144I4)

5 Nuns love the carnival House of Mirrors.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

6 What's the Flying Nun doing in there?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (hY4dx)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Here's JOHNNY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Whitney Museum of American Art

https://whitney.org › collection › works › 3207
Date
1951

Classification
Paintings

Medium
Casein on composition board

Dimensions
Overall: 31 3/4 × 48in. (80.6 × 121.9 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

10 Kinda creepy.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

11 So the Minotaur was a actually a large, spreading Dutchwoman?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

12 When I was a kid there was a nun on TV who dressed like that and she could fly.
So...

Posted by: But I'm not Catholic at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (UbjG+)

13 Kinda dark in this labyrinth.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

14 Actually, she's a bit portly to be much of a flier

Waddling Nun then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (hY4dx)

15 Flying Nun doing graffiti on the wall.

"Head Nun is a Fink!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

16 6 What's the Flying Nun doing in there?
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She's losing weight so she can soar over the Labyrinth. I think Catholics define this as purgatory. Clearly, a Time Out moment.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (pZ64F)

17 Legend of Zelda vibes

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (vf0Y9)

18
Hickrey Vickrey dock
Not too tight
Was wound his clock

What the hell am I looking at? The flying nun in a funhouse mirror?

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (144I4)

19 Actually, she's a bit portly to be much of a flier

Waddling Nun then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (hY4dx)
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In the air, she's a very skinny lady......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (tT6L1)

20 Go left......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Posted by: Looking for a limerick at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (UbjG+)

22 How did a nun end up in a labyrinth? Did she lose a bet?

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

23 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Posted by: Looking for a limerick

Absinthe?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 09:36 AM (OUMaO)

24 She looks a lot thinner in the mirror.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

25 A house of mirrors!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:36 AM (CQE5S)

26 21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?
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Vulva?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 09:36 AM (pZ64F)

27 Who took her cheese?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:37 AM (hY4dx)

28 The Labyrinth....of COURSE! That might solve a problem like Maria...

Posted by: Mother Abbess at May 08, 2025 09:37 AM (JCZqz)

29 What rhymes with Labyrinth?
Posted by: Looking for a limerick at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (UbjG+)

ABBA synth

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 09:37 AM (vf0Y9)

30 Since the pic is black, assuming CBD was channeling his knowledge that the 3rd pope vote would also be black smoke...only 2 more votes today (and none for a few hours now)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (tOcjL)

31
Mother Superior, we've found a case of Chlamydia in the convent.

Thank goodness. I'm getting so sick of Chardonnay!

Posted by: Obligatory at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (UbjG+)

32 No going to say it's amazing, but....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (VoAdT)

33 6 What's the Flying Nun doing in there?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (hY4dx)

Nun can say!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (CQE5S)

34 At least 3 months until the Corn Maze opens.

Posted by: Aw, Shucks! at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (G5+As)

35 NUN shall pass........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

36 "How do you solve a problem like Maria-a-a...?"

Posted by: red speck at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (0Id0S)

37 Uggh. The only one of his paintings which I like- although I admit I only looked at about 12 or so -is "Blue Top for Sale."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (42Vb+)

38 I suppose there's some theological point being made here but I'm much too obtuse to figure it out.

So let's debate transubstantiation!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (hY4dx)

39 The longer you stare the more images you see. Interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)

40 I think she's Dutch, not a nun.

I've seen pictures of some of mt female ancestors sporting headgear similar to that.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

41 Funhouse Mirror Maze!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (7fElN)

42 I remember this Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (UbjG+)

43 Bosch would look at this and say "good start... Like the dark palette, and the no doubt hellish labyrinth. The nun-like character could be improved, with maybe some claws. Add a little satanist symbolism and you'll really be rolling"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (/+1dw)

44 It's no Sistine Chapel.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

45
nun nun nun nun
nun nun nun nun
hey, hey-y
goodbye

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (CQE5S)

46 Someone much better then me at photoshopping should insert a couple of minotaur horns peeking up above the walls in the background...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (7fElN)

47 I guess the nuns forgot to pay the electric bill because they're having a hard time answering the front door.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

48 Mother Superior, we've found a case of Chlamydia in the convent.

Thank goodness. I'm getting so sick of Chardonnay!
Posted by: Obligatory at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (UbjG+)
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A joke from the conclave!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (/+1dw)

49 21>> What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Grab a mint? (mint-thh?)

Posted by: red speck at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (0Id0S)

50 Sister Mary Not-This-Again hated having to deliver sandwiches to the Conclave.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (ExV1e)

51 Puzzling piece of art.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (Q4IgG)

52 44 It's no Sistine Chapel.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

Ha! Timely.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (CQE5S)

53 So let's debate transubstantiation!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (hY4dx)

It happens whether you believe it or not.

....

(wait for it...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (VoAdT)

54 Huh.

OK. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (ke82b)

55 She's trying to find the conclave. To be part of the female representation.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

56 Thanks, CBD. This "art" reminds me to buy some new wimple wiper blades.

Posted by: Rain-X Ronnie at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (G5+As)

57 42 I remember this Twilight Zone episode.
Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (UbjG+)

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Where's the clown and the ballerina?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (hY4dx)

58 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

A lot.....

Posted by: Mike Tyson at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

59 >>I think she's Dutch, not a nun.

If only she could fly above the maze. . .

Posted by: Sally Fields at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (ke82b)

60 Hey, lay off me. There was a big sale on gray paint and I overbought.

Posted by: Robert Vickrey at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (UbjG+)

61 Hey, that's my hair!

-- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri

Posted by: one hour sober at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (Y1sOo)

62 Look in this labryinth mirror and see if Ozempic for the neckic is right for you!

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (144I4)

63 The murals on the maze walls are more disturbing than the painting itself. I see a baby being kidnapped by gorillas.

Posted by: Kris at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (EwaUh)

64 >>What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Hyacinth?
That's all I got

Posted by: Sally Fields at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (ke82b)

65 39 The longer you stare the more images you see. Interesting.
Posted by: Tuna

Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"

Posted by: Stoned Moron at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

66 Magic dance time - Jareth the Goblin King (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (jrFDm)

67 Looks like the word "THE" is stenciled on the wall coming in from the left.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (CQE5S)

68 40 I think she's Dutch, not a nun.

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You can tell by the shoes. The filthy Scandis prefer wood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (hY4dx)

69 If a Pope is chosen by a conclave, does an antipope get chosen by a convlex?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

70 39 The longer you stare the more images you see. Interesting.
Posted by: Tuna

Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"
Posted by: Stoned Moron at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)
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Whoa! Once you see it, you can't UNSEE it.

Like that little baby on the left hand wall, screaming for someone to rescue it from its torment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (7fElN)

71 Love surrealism but this is a hard "NO"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (RIvkX)

72 Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"
Posted by: Stoned Moron

There's a baby and a gorilla to the left of the face.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (lJ0H4)

73 Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"

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Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Pinto at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (hY4dx)

74 Weird

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (VE6XX)

75 65 39 The longer you stare the more images you see. Interesting.
Posted by: Tuna

Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"
Posted by: Stoned Moron at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

Ooh! I had missed that.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (CQE5S)

76 If she's Dutch wouldn't she have her finger in a dyke?

Posted by: Hey oooh at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (UbjG+)

77 Cutting the grass there would be a total bitch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (gbOdA)

78 Looks like the word "THE" is stenciled on the wall coming in from the left.
Posted by: m

So it's the sign at the entrance of Ohio State's campus?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

79 Oh, Hell, I thought you were kidding about the baby being snatched by a toothy beast. . . yikes!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (ke82b)

80 Looks like the word "THE" is stenciled on the wall coming in from the left.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (CQE5S)

I think it says "The End Is Near."

An interesting piece. It's conveying depression to me.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (Oq5OE)

81 The walls are not very high so you could climb over them. Not much of a labyrinth. Poor design.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

82 "Does this wimple make me look fat?"

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:46 AM (CQE5S)

83 81 The walls are not very high so you could climb over them. Not much of a labyrinth. Poor design.
Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

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GFY

Posted by: Daedalus at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (hY4dx)

84 There's a baby and a gorilla to the left of the face.
Posted by: Tuna

Never forget 🕯

Posted by: Harambe's Brother at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

85 If she's Dutch wouldn't she have her finger in a dyke?
Posted by: Hey oooh at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (UbjG+)

Buy me dinner first! -- The dyke

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (ExV1e)

86 Lot of easter eggs.

Far left, a baby being eaten by a monster or something.

Still looking for the sniper.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (Oq5OE)

87 What's the Flying Nun doing in there?
Posted by: Cicero

***********

60's TV Critic - a limerick

A television show worthy of praising
With stunts that were simply hair-raising
She'd solve problems with ease
On the tiniest breeze
The Flying Nun was truly a-maze-ing

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (HOX+I)

88 78 Looks like the word "THE" is stenciled on the wall coming in from the left.
Posted by: m

So it's the sign at the entrance of Ohio State's campus?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

hahahaha
Or it could say ABSINTHE.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (CQE5S)

89 76 If she's Dutch wouldn't she have her finger in a dyke?
Posted by: Hey oooh

!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

90 The new nun is a...

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (UbjG+)

91 That baby on the left looks like it's standing in a herd of horses.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

92 Robert Vickrey dropped acid, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

93 The Labyrinth
Robert Vickrey
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Thanks, CBD! This is a weird one.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:49 AM (CQE5S)

94 All these hidden images...the nun was wandering around and said "Hey, I found me!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:49 AM (Oq5OE)

95 A nun, a baby, and a gorilla walk into a maze...

Posted by: Stop me if you've heard this one at May 08, 2025 09:50 AM (UbjG+)

96 He sees creepy nuns hiding in the labyrinth of his subconcious mind.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 09:50 AM (36PRH)

97 92 Robert Vickrey dropped acid, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

Hickory, Vickrey rock

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

98 I always thought a labyrinth was that eye-rinse station over in the Chemistry Department...

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (HOX+I)

99 The Flying Nun was truly a-maze-ing
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (HOX+I)

Now do the Singing Nun!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (gbOdA)

100 If there is no minotaur, then it is a Sparkling Maze.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (lXCUP)

101 100

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

102 Cool! David Bowie should be prowling around in there, wearing extra tight pants and singing! "Just fear me. Love me. Do as I say, and I will be your slave."

I love this movie! Wait! I need popcorn! brb

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 09:52 AM (2J/Lj)

103 Since her back is to us, I'm just wondering if her reflection is accurate, because wow.

If not, then Worst Fun House Mirror Ever.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:52 AM (Oq5OE)

104 101 100

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

The men are free to run, now, the labyrinth below.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 09:52 AM (i24o9)

105 Getting some real “Something Wicked This Way Comes” vibes from this!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (YSv5G)

106 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigantx

She turned lesbo and killed herself.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

107 >If not, then Worst Fun House Mirror Ever.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:52 AM (Oq5OE)

More like Nun House Mirror...my what a big wimple you have.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 08, 2025 09:54 AM (GTqXr)

108 She turned lesbo and killed herself.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

that does not rhyme

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:54 AM (gbOdA)

109 ABC screwed up with Sally Field. She starred in Gidget, which had moderate ratings and they canceled the show. They left it on for summer reruns and suddenly every teenager in America started watching. They knew they had something with Field and had already signed her to do The Flying Nun. Should have re-upped Gidget and dumped the nun.

Posted by: TV Fax and Figgers at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (G5+As)

110 I like the painting. Looks like something i'd do.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (WPL6O)

111 Suit No. 1: "The concept is, this cute young woman moves to Puerto Rico to become a nun. She clashes with the stuffy Mother Superior. Hilarity ensues."

Suit No. 2: "Too formulaic. It needs a hook."

Suit No. 1: "What if the nun can fly?"

Suit No. 2: "By Jupiter, Smedley, I think we've got a hit!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (hY4dx)

112 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Today's art looks exactly like my garage. Well, without the nun of course. Mrs D won't let me keep nuns in the garage.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (W/lyH)

113 I'm wondering if she is the proprietor of the maze, waiting for her victims, rather than being caught in it herself.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (CQE5S)

114 The word “THE” on the walls; someone started to write THESEUS WAS HERE but the Minotaur showed up and interrupted him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (jxGzv)

115 40 I think she's Dutch, not a nun.

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You can tell by the shoes. The filthy Scandis prefer wood.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (hY4dx)

According to his website (managed by his estate), this painting is one of his "Nuns" works. Fear seems to be the main theme for them.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (rj6Yv)

116 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

A lot.....
Posted by: Mike Tyson

Gotta be quick around here.

"Plinth?"

And "hyacinth" above gives you the two rhymes you need. Now you just need a funny way to use them.

Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (niZpe)

117 Nobody else see the half hidden face on the panel just to the left of the other face?

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

118 From the no ring report..

And that is just one example. But look at what the GOP is up to in both Idaho

—-

That was reference to Boise making the gay flag a city official flag in order to be able to fly it. That’s not the GOP. Boise like all cities across the country is run by Democrats. Boise is as blue as Austin or San Francisco. It’s both the capital city and home to a large university. It’s also been inundated by Californians the past 20 years.

The Dems did this to circumvent a law Republicans passed statewide which states no flags can be flown other than “official flags”. This was precisely passed because cities like Boise were flying gay flags and Palestinian flags and shit like that. So Dems said ok fine then this is now an official flag.

There’s all sorts of shit the GOPe does, in every state. But on this one, you really can’t blame them.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (ImXfC)

119

Scissor Sisters meet in the dungeon for sweaty lesbo BDSM...

Posted by: Rod Porkmore at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (x5WNN)

120 Mrs D won't let me keep nuns in the garage.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (W/lyH)

Where does she want them to be stored? That garden shed is gonna get crowded!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (2J/Lj)

121 oday's art looks exactly like my garage. Well, without the nun of course. Mrs D won't let me keep nuns in the garage.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (W/lyH)

your garage doesn't have any light in it?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (VofaG)

122 "It's a trap!"

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (CQE5S)

123 21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?
Posted by: Looking for a limerick at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (UbjG+)

Mike Tyson saying "rinse."

Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2025 09:58 AM (FVLcK)

124 What was the artist's nationality?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

125 ABC screwed up with Sally Field. She starred in Gidget, which had moderate ratings and they canceled the show.

I'd give an arm AND a leg for a show on ABC!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 08, 2025 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

126 What was the artist's nationality?
Posted by: Bulg

American

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:59 AM (lJ0H4)

127 117 Nobody else see the half hidden face on the panel just to the left of the other face?
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

Maybe? It's like a mask?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:59 AM (CQE5S)

128
Maybe? It's like a mask?
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:59 AM (CQE5S)

Like, totally.

Posted by: Millennial at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

129 21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Synth, Plinth, Hyacinth, …

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (YSv5G)

130 I went looking for a minotaur but found nun.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (kTd/k)

131 128
Maybe? It's like a mask?
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:59 AM (CQE5S)

Like, totally.
Posted by: Millennial at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Like, totally?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (CQE5S)

132 The artist rendered the nun naturalistically, but her reflection in the funhouse mirror distorts her. The other images, the face, the baby and gorilla, look like reflections or projections onto the walls. They're naturalistic too and counter the nun's odd reflection. I like how the lighting is dark so that the labyrinth recedes into the black background and we can't see how big it really is. I don't know if I like this but it's interesting to look at.

Posted by: Kris at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (EwaUh)

133 Labyrinth are lady parts and the reason so hard to find Delores.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (VofaG)

134 I'd give an arm AND a leg for a show on ABC!
Posted by: Michelle Fields

Trade you a leg for an ass.
-- Brie Larson

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

135 Where does she want them to be stored? That garden shed is gonna get crowded!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (2J/Lj)

I know right? My point exactly.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (W/lyH)

136 Saw an ABC “news” clip about the conclave. Apparently Francis was an awesome
Pope beloved by everyone. And everyone really hopes the new one carries on his very important work.

But some icky conservative candidates may get in the way. And so we all hope that doesn’t happen.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (ImXfC)

137 All kidding aside...

This painting is what I imagine the mind of a drug addict looks like.

Or someone who is schizophrenic.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (2J/Lj)

138 She turned lesbo and killed herself.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

Scissor me timbers!

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (Y1sOo)

139 What rhymes with Labyrinth?
____

Less important question: 2 syllables or 3 ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (Dv3i1)

140 I'd love to get the dry-cleaning concession at the Vatican.

Posted by: George Jefferson at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (G5+As)

141 117 Nobody else see the half hidden face on the panel just to the left of the other face?

It’s like the Labyrinth itself is looking at her!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (YSv5G)

142 A nun had a habit that was crisp
But she unfortunately suffered from a lisp
She got lost in a labyrinth
While picking hyancith
then said "I'm lost and now I'm pithed."

OK, that sucked.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (Oq5OE)

143 Robert Remsen Vickrey (American, 1926-2011)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:03 AM (CQE5S)

144 142 A nun had a habit that was crisp
But she unfortunately suffered from a lisp
She got lost in a labyrinth
While picking hyancith
then said "I'm lost and now I'm pithed."

OK, that sucked.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (Oq5OE)

I laughed!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:04 AM (CQE5S)

145 That face on the wall was a from King Crimson album cover.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 10:04 AM (jxGzv)

146 136 Saw an ABC “news” clip about the conclave. Apparently Francis was an awesome
Pope beloved by everyone. And everyone really hopes the new one carries on his very important work.

But some icky conservative candidates may get in the way. And so we all hope that doesn’t happen.
____

Shaping the narrative.

As a news consumer for a few years, it's hard to believe so many people can't see this trick. It's like the one where you show your kids how to pull the top part of your thumb off.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 10:04 AM (Dv3i1)

147 It's upside down.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (CQE5S)

148 109 ABC screwed up with Sally Field. She starred in Gidget, which had moderate ratings and they canceled the show. They left it on for summer reruns and suddenly every teenager in America started watching. They knew they had something with Field and had already signed her to do The Flying Nun. Should have re-upped Gidget and dumped the nun.
Posted by: TV Fax and Figgers
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Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)

149 FROM THE ARCHIVES:

The erstwhile street hooker Ann Hemphill
Found peace in a nunnery, 'twas simple
She forsook her former friends
And thus her sinful era ends
No, not with a bang, but a wimple

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (HOX+I)

150 145 That face on the wall was a from King Crimson album cover.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 10:04 AM (jxGzv)

Maybe almost, but the lips should be weirder.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (CQE5S)

151 148 Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)

======

Episode 3:

The Flying Nun uncovers the priest's pedophilia sex dungeon and has a 20 minute long speech about being better.

Also, love is love, hater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

152 See, Muldoon is the master.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (Oq5OE)

153 ========
Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)

It would be the Olympic opening ceremonies from last time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

154 142 A nun had a habit that was crisp
But she unfortunately suffered from a lisp
She got lost in a labyrinth
While picking hyancith
then said "I'm lost and now I'm pithed."

OK, that sucked.
Posted by: WitchDokto
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I give it a 80 percent Muldoon rating. Hyacinth is hard to rhyme so bonus points.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (ctrM5)

155 152 See, Muldoon is the master.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (Oq5OE)

======

Is he the master of his domain?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

156 Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig

Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (2J/Lj)

157 We hopes that the conclaves will join the twentieth century and select a female person of coler for Pope!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (G5+As)

158 Part of her mirror is cracked away.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (CQE5S)

159 Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)

Gidget organizes a voter registration drive to rescue democracy from evil Republican robber barons.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (Oq5OE)

160 It would be the Olympic opening ceremonies from last time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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"The horror, the horror" he said.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (ctrM5)

161 Another uninteresting example among many prior examples. I'd sooner eyeball Bob Ross.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (hKoQL)

162 Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig

Oh yes. I can well imagine.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (lJ0H4)

163 157 We hopes that the conclaves will join the twentieth century and select a female person of coler for Pope!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (G5+As)

=======

I really, really want Cardinal Sarah to become pope, almost purely so I can see leftist Catholics go, "NO! NOT THAT BLACK POPE!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

164 Mary nails twentieth but can't spell color.

Something is off here.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

165 Robert Vickrey dropped acid, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

Hickory, Vickrey rock
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

*perks up*

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 08, 2025 10:08 AM (vf0Y9)

166 Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)

Oh heck, no. You just know that they're gonna make Nellie Olsen a trannie.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

167 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Man on the Ottoman at May 08, 2025 10:08 AM (0sNs1)

168 Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
======
And the same brain dead inversions will be used to make what was good and wholesome into something dark and evil. Look for damaged child stars as an aftermath.

Pedowood needs to die.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:09 AM (ctrM5)

169 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Man on the Ottoman

Nope

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (lJ0H4)

170 Change of Habit>>Flying Nun

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (gbOdA)

171 Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)

Why wouldn't they? They've ruined everything else.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

172 Mary nails twentieth but can't spell color.

Something is off here.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Yeh. Someone needs to up their game.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (2J/Lj)

173 Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) reportedly has massive OUTBURST during a recent meeting with teachers union representatives in Pennsylvania.

AP: He yelled "Why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?" and "Everybody is mad at me" - at one point slamming his hands on the desk.

"As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying."

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I also want Fetterman to lose his re-election by pissing off the left so much that they forget Go Team Blue.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

174 Vickrey was born in New York City in 1926 and was graduated from Yale in 1951. He did more than 75 covers for Time magazine from 1957 to 1968, including portraits of Presidents Kennedy and Johnson.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

175 137 All kidding aside...

This painting is what I imagine the mind of a drug addict looks like.

Or someone who is schizophrenic.

I remember seeing in an old Time-Life book titled something like “The Mind” IIRC, that showed paintings by an artist slowly succumbing to schizophrenia. As the artist descended into madness the images kept getting brighter and more colorful. Near the end I remember an image of something still recognizable as a kitten, but it was surrounded by jagged, almost electric, bands of bright color, using a very warm, shockingly bright palette of tones that somehow still evoked the kitten. Nothing like the dark dreariness shown here.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (YSv5G)

176 I also want Fetterman to lose his re-election by pissing off the left so much that they forget Go Team Blue.

It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

But he was SUCH a better candidate than Dr. Oz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

177 Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (2J/Lj)

Best Pa line when Jack the dog dies
If G D keeps his eye on the sparrow then Jack is in Heaven

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (gbOdA)

178 170 Change of Habit>>Flying Nun
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Heh. Had to look that one up. Mary Tyler Moore and ELVIS? Really?

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (ctrM5)

179 @156 "Wokest Little House on the Prairie"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (36PRH)

180 No mentions of two of The Horde's favorite nuns, Sisters Dingo or Zoot?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

181 Swiss Cakes>>>Swiss Miss>>Swiss Guards.

Posted by: Little Debbie at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (G5+As)

182 And the same brain dead inversions will be used to make what was good and wholesome into something dark and evil. Look for damaged child stars as an aftermath.

Pedowood needs to die.
Posted by: whig

In a very special Little House on the Prairie Event:

A trans couple moves into Walnut Grove and must teach the citizens hard lessons about acceptance and equality.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Oq5OE)

183 174 Vickrey was born in New York City in 1926 and was graduated from Yale in 1951. He did more than 75 covers for Time magazine from 1957 to 1968, including portraits of Presidents Kennedy and Johnson.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

I read that he would sneak into art building at night to paint.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:13 AM (gbOdA)

184 The best crazy nun was the one in the movie Black Narcissus.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

185 "Wokest Little House on the Prairie"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (36PRH)

Billboard spotted in Temple, Tx.

"Better Woke than Broke"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

186 At the Whitney website, you can blow it way up and move it around.

https://whitney.org/collection/works/3207

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (CQE5S)

187 The painting is unique. There's nun other like it.

Posted by: Nun punz? at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (UbjG+)

188 A trans couple moves into Walnut Grove and must teach the citizens hard lessons about acceptance and equality.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Oq5OE)

The village smithy in dress and heel going by April would be pff.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (gbOdA)

189 It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM

We're *always* here for you.

Posted by: The films of Ridley Scott at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (0sNs1)

190 In a very special Little House on the Prairie Event:

A trans couple moves into Walnut Grove and must teach the citizens hard lessons about acceptance and equality.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
========
Those hard lessons occur at the barn raising orgy.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (ctrM5)

191 The best crazy nun was the one in the movie Black Narcissus.
Posted by: Bulg

The scenes where the nuns had to stand on the edge of a cliff to ring the convent bell gave me nightmares.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (lJ0H4)

192 Sorry. Been in and out.

Did I see Miss Lindsey is calling for the US to nuke Iran?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (LBj9x)

193 Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) reportedly has massive OUTBURST during a recent meeting with teachers union representatives in Pennsylvania.

AP: He yelled "Why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?" and "Everybody is mad at me" - at one point slamming his hands on the desk.

"As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying."

There is always an appropriate aphorism. In this case, it's "lie down with dogs, get up with fleas".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (s8j++)

194 I am sure that Woke Little House will begin with stolen lands acknowledgement for each episode.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (ctrM5)

195 189 It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM

We're *always* here for you.
Posted by: The films of Ridley Scott at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (0sNs1)

======

He just started filming a new movie.

The Dog Stars.

Dude is 87.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

196 179 @156 "Wokest Little House on the Prairie"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

I hope they start every episode with a land acknowledgement.

Posted by: No One Ever at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

197 193 There is always an appropriate aphorism. In this case, it's "lie down with dogs, get up with fleas".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (s8j++)

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Fetterman is a dog like the rest.

He just says pro-Israel things from time to time.

Other than that, he agrees with them 100%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

198 Witch woman trying to make her way through the IRS maze to submit a late filing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (/U5Yz)

199 I guess the THE might be part of THE END.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (CQE5S)

200 200

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (CQE5S)

201 Great nun movie: Lilies of the Field, with Sidney Poitier.

Posted by: Amen, Amen, Amen at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (UbjG+)

202 The Ingalls family were illegally squatting on Osage Indian land.

We will address this in season one.

Posted by: Netflix at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)

203 193 Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) reportedly has massive OUTBURST during a recent meeting with teachers union representatives in Pennsylvania.

AP: He yelled "Why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?" and "Everybody is mad at me" - at one point slamming his hands on the desk.

"As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying."

There is always an appropriate aphorism. In this case, it's "lie down with dogs, get up with fleas".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (s8j++)

If this is true, what a little bitch beta boy. Why does everyone hate me? Haha. What a vag.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (KbCG3)

204 On next week's Little House on the Prairie:

Pa Ingalls fights for human rights when he shelters two undocumented immigrant families in his house.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (Oq5OE)

205 AP: He yelled "Why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?" and "Everybody is mad at me" - at one point slamming his hands on the desk.

"As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying."

Posted by: Archimedes
========
Direct quotes not included in the AP story, "Me hated!!! Hulk Smash desk!! And now Hulk Smash Staff!!!"

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (ctrM5)

206 Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (/U5Yz)

How's it going for you in the aircraft industry?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

207 Somewhat related: LOLGF
https://tinyurl.com/56z7cpx8

The irony of the pro-Palestine jihadists getting locked in the very Butler Library at Columbia University on Wednesday that they forced their way in to vandalize.

This is peak FAFO. Now only if NYC actually prosecuted and jailed these jihadists.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (ke82b)

208 203 If this is true, what a little bitch beta boy. Why does everyone hate me? Haha. What a vag.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (KbCG3)

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He's only tough when he's chasing innocent black men down streets while brandishing a shotgun in an effort to try and murder them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

209 Fetterman's lump has migrated to the space between his ears.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (/U5Yz)

210 196 179 @156 "Wokest Little House on the Prairie"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

I hope they start every episode with a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: No One Ever at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

I hope they replace every episode with a land acknowledgment.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (CQE5S)

211 Or the Left is coordinating the destruction of Fetterman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (FuJQi)

212 To end confusion that had previously occurred in detecting white vs. black smoke, the Vatican, starting in 2005 began adding specific chemical compounds to ensure clarity:

Black smoke is produced using potassium perchlorate, anthracene, and sulfur.

White smoke comes from burning potassium chlorate, lactose, and pine resin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

213
There once was a princess, Mab Gwyneth
Who oughtn't've drank so much absinthe
She passed out in a daze
and awoke in a maze
(Or as fancy folks call it -- a labyrinth!)

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (HOX+I)

214 But he was SUCH a better candidate than Dr. Oz.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

Sad fact is that he’s probably a better Senator. I could never trust a Muslim, and for sure never trust a Turk.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (uWKK8)

215 Conclavia! Vatican streets closed to cars, cardinals ride bicycles around.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (c+HYQ)

216 212 To end confusion that had previously occurred in detecting white vs. black smoke, the Vatican, starting in 2005 began adding specific chemical compounds to ensure clarity:

Black smoke is produced using potassium perchlorate, anthracene, and sulfur.

White smoke comes from burning potassium chlorate, lactose, and pine resin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

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There was a white cloud right behind the smokestack a second ago.

I got a bit excited.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

217 The actual former child stars of “Little House on the Prairie” allege some childhood trauma, just by having to appear regularly and having to know their lines every time. By all accounts Michael Landon was a decent human being, but the very nature of the business is “The Show Must Go On!”, and that insistence is trying on young children who would much rather, on some level, just be children.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (YSv5G)

218 Sad fact is that he’s probably a better Senator. I could never trust a Muslim, and for sure never trust a Turk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (uWKK

They can't even decide on a name for a city.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (Oq5OE)

219 I went looking for a minotaur but found nun.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (kTd/k)

Nice!

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (144I4)

220 He's only tough when he's chasing innocent black men down streets while brandishing a shotgun in an effort to try and murder them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
To misquote Mr. Perdue,
"It takes a tough man to pluck a tender chicken"

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (ctrM5)

221 @194 I wonder about why people want to remake these things. What could be done better this time around, CGI animals? More modern title credits? If it's not to insert messaging and appease modern sensibilities, that is.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (36PRH)

222 212 To end confusion that had previously occurred in detecting white vs. black smoke, the Vatican, starting in 2005 began adding specific chemical compounds to ensure clarity:

Black smoke is produced using potassium perchlorate, anthracene, and sulfur.

White smoke comes from burning potassium chlorate, lactose, and pine resin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I'm waiting for the smoke to come out and form into the shape of Lucifer's head.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (/U5Yz)

223 There was a white cloud right behind the smokestack a second ago.

I got a bit excited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

That was a cloud.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (Oq5OE)

224 There once was a princess, Mab Gwyneth
Who oughtn't've drank so much absinthe
She passed out in a daze
and awoke in a maze
(Or as fancy folks call it -- a labyrinth!)
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (HOX+I)

The reigning and STILL undisputed heavyweight champion of the WOOORRRRLLLLDDDDD.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

225 There once was a princess, Mab Gwyneth
Who oughtn't've drank so much absinthe
She passed out in a daze
and awoke in a maze
(Or as fancy folks call it -- a labyrinth!)
Posted by: muldoon

A++

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (lJ0H4)

226 Muldoon comes through! Bravo!

Posted by: Knew he could do it at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (UbjG+)

227 221 @194 I wonder about why people want to remake these things. What could be done better this time around, CGI animals? More modern title credits? If it's not to insert messaging and appease modern sensibilities, that is.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (36PRH)

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Because IP drives modern Hollywood filmmaking decisions.

You know what Little House on the Prairie is?

Remake it. People may tune in just based on the name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

228 208 203 If this is true, what a little bitch beta boy. Why does everyone hate me? Haha. What a vag.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (KbCG3)

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He's only tough when he's chasing innocent black men down streets while brandishing a shotgun in an effort to try and murder them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

"This never happened." -- The MSM, suddenly indifferent to a black life mattering

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (KbCG3)

229 207 Somewhat related: LOLGF
https://tinyurl.com/56z7cpx8

The irony of the pro-Palestine jihadists getting locked in the very Butler Library at Columbia University on Wednesday that they forced their way in to vandalize.

This is peak FAFO. Now only if NYC actually prosecuted and jailed these jihadists.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (ke82b)

A thing of beauty.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (CQE5S)

230 There once was a princess, Mab Gwyneth
Who oughtn't've drank so much absinthe
She passed out in a daze
and awoke in a maze
(Or as fancy folks call it -- a labyrinth!)
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (HOX+I)

See, we are all pretenders compared to this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (Oq5OE)

231 I saw an ad on TV with half-pint selling Relaxium or something.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (Oy/m2)

232 228 He's only tough when he's chasing innocent black men down streets while brandishing a shotgun in an effort to try and murder them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

"This never happened." -- The MSM, suddenly indifferent to a black life mattering
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (KbCG3)

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"This definitely happened, and we have no idea why it wasn't reported until now."
-The MSM during the PA Democrat primary

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

233 Oh heck, no. You just know that they're gonna make Nellie Olsen a trannie.
Posted by: Bulg

I'm thinking it will be "modernized". Black urban family (mother, her boyfriend, 4 teenage kids and their kids) climb in to the old van and set out to make a new life in the suburbs. Van breaks down just after they pass the warehouse with all the broken windows and graffiti that sits on a small hill. They have to homestead the warehouse to make it a real home. Watch as the modern family fights the elements, the drug dealers, and the zoning board to grow crops and improve their land!

New working title .... Little Dump on the Hump!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (2J/Lj)

234 That outburst by Fetterman seems like fake news. The knives are out for him.

Also: raise your hand if you think the reporting about the Lady Gaga terrorist is total and complete bullshit. [raises hand]

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (aeiyZ)

235
There was a white cloud right behind the smokestack a second ago.

I got a bit excited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

I want to know if Vegas defenseman Zach Whitecloud is offended by your statement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

236 217 The actual former child stars of “Little House on the Prairie” allege some childhood trauma, just by having to appear regularly and having to know their lines every time. By all accounts Michael Landon was a decent human being, but the very nature of the business is “The Show Must Go On!”, and that insistence is trying on young children who would much rather, on some level, just be children.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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The kids were just pissed that they could not have their own musical like the Brady Bunch kids did or have two episodes filmed in Hawaii.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)

237 Short nun can't fly over wall.
- Wright

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (LHPAg)

238 Because IP drives modern Hollywood filmmaking decisions.

You know what Little House on the Prairie is?

Remake it. People may tune in just based on the name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
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I'm picturing it being "gritty" and "real" compared to the original, with glacial pacing and wooden acting and nothing much happening for 5 episodes except people standing around not talking to each other and every problem could be solved by communication in 5 minutes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (7fElN)

239 See, I'm thinking Little House on the Prairie but set in 1970 with Laura and Mary going to school at Kent State.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (Oq5OE)

240 I actually, unironically, like the art today. It's evocative and moody, and I appreciate the technical work involved. Nice!

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (9VDxG)

241 "This definitely happened, and we have no idea why it wasn't reported until now."

-The MSM during the PA Democrat primary

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

"Why are we just hearing about this now?" -- Average Dem

"Because the Fetterman machine is so corrupt, they were able to wield their power to get this entire story hidden from us!" -- MSM

"Wait until you guys hear about the origins of COVID." -- "Uninformed" Conservatives

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (KbCG3)

242 238 I'm picturing it being "gritty" and "real" compared to the original, with glacial pacing and wooden acting and nothing much happening for 5 episodes except people standing around not talking to each other and every problem could be solved by communication in 5 minutes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (7fElN)

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Ah, I see you've watched a TV show made in the last 10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

243 I can see Fetterman losing a primary. But if he’s the nominee, 99.9% of Dems will vote for him against an evil Nazi Republican.

Say what you will about the left they are very disciplined when it comes to voting.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (ImXfC)

244 I saw an ad on TV with half-pint selling Relaxium or something.
Posted by: dantesed

She married Barry Bostwick, I think?

Had at least one kid.

Was pretty good-looking as a grown woman. I read not too long ago that she had breast implants removed, so obviously she had a little help in that department.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

245 207 Somewhat related: LOLGF
https://tinyurl.com/56z7cpx8

The irony of the pro-Palestine jihadists getting locked in the very Butler Library at Columbia University on Wednesday that they forced their way in to vandalize.

This is peak FAFO. Now only if NYC actually prosecuted and jailed these jihadists.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (ke82b)

In another video of that, from a different angle, a female was whining, "You're hurting me."

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (CQE5S)

246 FYI - CMP has surplus US M1917 Enfield-pattern .30-06 rifles for sale. Also surplus 1911s.

https://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (aBgBM)

247 The kids were just pissed that they could not have their own musical like the Brady Bunch kids did or have two episodes filmed in Hawaii.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)
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"Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)

248 I'm picturing it being "gritty" and "real" compared to the original, with glacial pacing and wooden acting and nothing much happening for 5 episodes except people standing around not talking to each other and every problem could be solved by communication in 5 minutes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (7fElN)

They'll simply take a chapter out of the Star Wars movies and have everyone walking slowing on green screen for 3/4 of the show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

249 Would not hang.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (aBgBM)

250 Because IP drives modern Hollywood filmmaking decisions.

You know what Little House on the Prairie is?

Remake it. People may tune in just based on the name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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People may tune in once and upon witnessing what Pedowood has vomited out again,exit screaming.

The problem with programming for wokies is that when every channel is filled with wokeness, the audience is the size of a shriveled peanut.

Even blue voters get bored with that crap.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (ctrM5)

251 I'm seeing clips on the socials how Labyrinth and The Never Ending Story are very different movies as adults.

Willow, maybe as well.

The 80's was wild.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (OmKmS)

252 Having also rewatched Little House on the Prairie within recent memory, there's a lot more rape and murder than I remembered...

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (9VDxG)

253 Ah, I see you've watched a TV show made in the last 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
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I hate-watched the first seasons of Amazon's Wheel of Time and Rings of Power shows, yes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (7fElN)

254 Maybe make it an anthology - various Little Houses all with their unique and moving stories, like the community rallying around an illegal alien sex trafficker.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (Oq5OE)

255 "Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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The volcano sacrifice of Laura would be a tearjerker episode.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (ctrM5)

256 I wonder how many Somali characters the reboot will have. It took place in Minnesota, after all.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

257 253 Ah, I see you've watched a TV show made in the last 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
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I hate-watched the first seasons of Amazon's Wheel of Time and Rings of Power shows, yes...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (7fElN)

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I remember a time when I saw Episode I 9 times in theaters and defended it for years.

That was a long time ago.

My fandom is very different now.

I still haven't watched Rings of Power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

258 183 174 Vickrey was born in New York City in 1926 and was graduated from Yale in 1951.

Must have taken a few sabbatical years off then.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (YSv5G)

259 Thx CBD. Don't think I'd hang this one, too dark

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (vmkyp)

260 Trump Administration Set to Release Damning AUDIO of Biden’s Classified Docs Interview with Special Counsel Robert Hur

This should be a very funny interview with Joey shit pants.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (/U5Yz)

261 dark. needs cleaning.

Posted by: cmeat at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (8HmRF)

262 251 I'm seeing clips on the socials how Labyrinth and The Never Ending Story are very different movies as adults.

Willow, maybe as well.

The 80's was wild.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Cocaine is a helluva drug I guess.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (ctrM5)

263 A nun they knew as Sister Hyacinth
Spent three days lost deep in a labyrinth
Except those strange walls
Were just convent walls
And she'd been indulging in absinthe!

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (OUMaO)

264 I remember a time when I saw Episode I 9 times in theaters and defended it for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

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So speaking of Prometheus....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (Oq5OE)

265 You know what Little House on the Prairie is?

Remake it. People may tune in just based on the name.

Is there anyone like Michael Landon left in Hollywood?

Posted by: Halfhand at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (1GLqY)

266 21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Posted by: Looking for a limerick at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (UbjG+)
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Absinthe?

Posted by: Ciampino - in the booze at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (sPQoU)

267 264 So speaking of Prometheus....
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (Oq5OE)

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I hadn't considered mentioning it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

268 174 Vickrey was born in New York City in 1926 and was graduated from Yale in 1951. He did more than 75 covers for Time magazine from 1957 to 1968, including portraits of Presidents Kennedy and Johnson.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

I read that he would sneak into art building at night to paint.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:13 AM (gbOdA)

How's his Latin declension?

Posted by: Brian of Nazareth at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (Aqu9a)

269 247 The kids were just pissed that they could not have their own musical like the Brady Bunch kids did or have two episodes filmed in Hawaii.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)
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"Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)
Pineapple farmers or missionaries.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (LHPAg)

270 I'm picturing it being "gritty" and "real" compared to the original
_________

Use Deadwood dialogue!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (EXfKk)

271 269 "Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)
Pineapple farmers or missionaries.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (LHPAg)

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And right back to the farm the very next week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

272 Karen Grassley, who played Ma Ingalls, was an understated beauty.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

273 The Ewok, who's picture is often used as an analogue for Ace, was named Widdle Warrick.

The more you know ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (0sNs1)

274 Who says the prairie has to be in the US?

A small community in China bemoaning the impacts of tariffs on the local sweatshop.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (Oq5OE)

275 211 Or the Left is coordinating the destruction of Fetterman.

AKA the fleas.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (s8j++)

276 Don't want nun, don't start nun.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (144I4)

277 As ever the master! Thanks, Muldoon.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (YSv5G)

278 Say what you will about the left they are very disciplined when it comes to voting.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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In PA, it is more that the ballots are very disciplined about voting Dem. The ballots either vote blue or end up buried in a landfill somewhere.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (ctrM5)

279 206 Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (/U5Yz)

How's it going for you in the aircraft industry?
Posted by: Bulg

Maj. Nelson and I are training for the first Apollo flight. So things are going well.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (/U5Yz)

280
And right back to the farm the very next week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

"When you're making a show for 3 million viewers every week, there's no way I'm standing in line at the United Ticket Counter......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

281 The kids were just pissed that they could not have their own musical like the Brady Bunch kids did or have two episodes filmed in Hawaii.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)
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"Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)

Take the poi; leave the idol.

Posted by: Bobby at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (Aqu9a)

282 Maj. Nelson and I are training for the first Apollo flight. So things are going well.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

You are the aircraft mechanic guy, right? Or do I have you confused with another Moron?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

283 Use Deadwood dialogue!
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Chan only pretended to know one word.

No way anyone but a fluent English speaker would be able to weave whole sentences and covey the intended meaning by only using MFer.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (OmKmS)

284 Robert Vickrey certainly liked his Labyrinth works.

Thought the featured painting might be linked to Abbesses being excluded from The Conclave to select the next Pope.
🤷‍♀️

I would probably skip hanging this particular piece.

Thanks
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Dad instilled fear of labyrinths, fun houses in us. Tempered from what he actually said repeatedly: "If you can see & get to the exits, stay the hell out of places." We didn't always abide by the lesson & rule but, for the most part, it served us well.

Haunted Castle (Six Flags Great Adventure) 1984.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

285 And right back to the farm the very next week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla

Just have it be hallucinations due to rye ergot and go nuts with it.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (OUMaO)

286 "You can tell by the shoes. The filthy Scandis prefer wood."
i would like to go to holland. wooden shoe?

Posted by: cmeat at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (8HmRF)

287 Chan only pretended to know one word.

No way anyone but a fluent English speaker would be able to weave whole sentences and covey the intended meaning by only using MFer.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (OmKmS)

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He was a trained Shakespearean actor.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (Oq5OE)

288 274 Who says the prairie has to be in the US?

A small community in China bemoaning the impacts of tariffs on the local sweatshop.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Yes, dubbed in subtitles and Laura becoming a master of Shaolin and saving the village from plundering Kuomintang soldiers.

It will have to include magical extended flying kicks and such.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (ctrM5)

289 Bobby and Peter pocketing the Tiki idol cursed TV shows from doing Hawaiian episodes, though Sanford and Son did a 3 episode trip there in 1974. Sheldon Leonard and Barbara Rhoades were in those.

Posted by: TV Hall of Fame at May 08, 2025 10:35 AM (G5+As)

290 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigantx

I did her. She was amazing!!

Posted by: Billy Sol Hargis at May 08, 2025 10:35 AM (5xuJ/)

291 >> Reps. Mike Lawler, Jen Kiggans and Brian Fitzpatrick were among moderates who told House GOP leadership they oppose cutting federal funding to Planned Parenthood via reconciliation

You want to know who is undermining the Republican Caucus and who need to be primaried? Here you go. It’s worth noting that people like Lawler, and his dumber sister from Staten Island, Maliotakis, are also holding up the spending bill because they want to do away with the federal SALT limits Trump put in place last time to keep states like from NY from stealing federal taxpayer money because their state taxes are too high. These people are creeps who will sink the country.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2025 10:36 AM (l8OOG)

292 289 Bobby and Peter pocketing the Tiki idol cursed TV shows from doing Hawaiian episodes, though Sanford and Son did a 3 episode trip there in 1974. Sheldon Leonard and Barbara Rhoades were in those.
Posted by: TV Hall of Fame
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Did Fred take the tiki idol in that one?

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:36 AM (ctrM5)

293 Sheldon Leonard and Barbara Rhoades were in those.
Posted by: TV Hall of Fame

Mmmmm...Barbara Rhoades. Splendid rack.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

294 So no Pope today

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:37 AM (VE6XX)

295 290 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Dominique nique, nique...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:38 AM (VE6XX)

296
I Must Protest - a limerick by M. Luther

After centuries of papal conclaves
The reviews are all in; they're all raves
Paying tribute to the Vatican
Must we go through all of that again?
The Pope indulges, but only Jesus saves

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:39 AM (HOX+I)

297 Chan only pretended to know one word.

No way anyone but a fluent English speaker would be able to weave whole sentences and covey the intended meaning by only using MFer.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (OmKmS)

--

He was a trained Shakespearean actor.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (Oq5OE)

I played Richard III. There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.

Posted by: Sir Alexander Dane at May 08, 2025 10:39 AM (Aqu9a)

298 271
And right back to the farm the very next week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
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It was all a dream.

Posted by: Pamela Ewing in the shower at May 08, 2025 10:39 AM (sPQoU)

299 Reps. Mike Lawler, Jen Kiggans and Brian Fitzpatrick were among moderates who told House GOP leadership they oppose cutting federal funding to Planned Parenthood via reconciliation

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Like NPR.

Who will kill the babies if taxpayers don't kill the babies?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 10:40 AM (q43oI)

300 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigant

We have singing nums over there, and dancing nuns over there.
-- Carmen Ghia

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

301 Remake My Mother the Car. The driver would be a pedo offering candy out of the car to kids

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 10:40 AM (vmkyp)

302 So no Pope today

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Pope a dope?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 10:40 AM (q43oI)

303 Mr. Ed remake...

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (Oq5OE)

304 Did Trump do a Trade deal today ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (VE6XX)

305 I think the Dems out to be rushing down to Brazil to bring this point of light back to the US.

"Apparently, one of those worst was 44-year-old Brazilian national Luis da Silva, who was deported from the U.S. back to his home nation last month, the New York Post reported.

According to Brazilian officials, he was planning to commit mass murder at a Lady Gaga concert Saturday that was attended by over 2 million people at Rio de Janeiro’s Copacabana Beach.

Da Silva “wanted to livestream the execution of children and set up bombs close to the stage during Gaga’s performance,” investigators said, according to the Post."

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (ctrM5)

306 >> Who will kill the babies if taxpayers don't kill the babies?

What useless pieces of shit. Lawler is even in a district that went heavy for Trump, even though he tried to separate himself from him. Because he’s a coward and liar. Now he pulls this garbage.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (l8OOG)

307 I read not too long ago that she had breast implants removed

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Good.

Absent a medical reconstruction those abominations are only for mentally ill men.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 10:42 AM (q43oI)

308 304 Did Trump do a Trade deal today ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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With the UK apparently.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:42 AM (ctrM5)

309 295 290 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Dominique nique, nique...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:38 AM (VE6XX)
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The Knights that say 'nique'?

Posted by: Ciampino - with bushes at May 08, 2025 10:42 AM (sPQoU)

310 Da Silva “wanted to livestream the execution of children and set up bombs close to the stage during Gaga’s performance,” investigators said, according to the Post."

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (ctrM5)
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Yea this is totes believable!

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 10:43 AM (aeiyZ)

311 301 Remake My Mother the Car. The driver would be a pedo offering candy out of the car to kids
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Close to the mark there.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:43 AM (ctrM5)

312 That MR story about our springing the Venezuelan opposition members is pretty cool.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

313 308 304 Did Trump do a Trade deal today ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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With the UK apparently.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:42 AM (ctrM5)

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"Trump caves by getting Trade deal with the UK instead of permanent tariffs forever."
-NY Times headline, later today

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

314 308 304 Did Trump do a Trade deal today ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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With the UK apparently.
Posted by: whig
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I doubt the deal included release of UK's political prisoners.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 10:44 AM (Dv3i1)

315 How would you remake All in the Family and the Archie Bunker character ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:44 AM (VE6XX)

316 Yea this is totes believable!
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
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But worst of all for Brazilian investigators, the accused voted for Bolsanaro.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:44 AM (ctrM5)

317 Guy on the radio was saying the food for the conclave which starts out as a lavish buffet gets simpler annd less everyday to encourage them to move on with the deliberations. I don't know if that's really true but I found it amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 10:45 AM (42Vb+)

318 Karen Grassley, who played Ma Ingalls, was an understated beauty.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

Yes she was. And she often gets left off of TV show MILF lists. Probably because of all those damn layers of pioneer clothes she wore. Can't see the hustle in her bustle.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 10:45 AM (144I4)

319 The “Little House on the Prairie” kids somehow shanghaied to a 19th century Hawaii: messing with a Tiki idol would be a much more serious matter, and don’t forget Hilo Hattie’s old jokes about Hawaiian cannibalism!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:46 AM (YSv5G)

320 Forgot that I still had my old name field active

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 10:46 AM (q43oI)

321 315 How would you remake All in the Family and the Archie Bunker character ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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You kill off the conservative Archie early on. Same thing as happened in the Rosanne reboot.

Then the rest of the cast can meander through various woke episodes and never promote Badthink.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:46 AM (ctrM5)

322 Nun must be pretty hip...wearing aviators.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (7aURE)

323 Here me out on this one:

Golden Girls: Returned

They're zombies but they still live in the house and bicker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

324 Yes! We have no new Pope.
We have-a no new Pope today.

Posted by: Louis Prima at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (Aqu9a)

325 Kristi Noem doing pretty well against the Liberal hysteria at committee hearing.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

326 202 The Ingalls family were illegally squatting on Osage Indian land.

We will address this in season one.
Posted by: Netflix at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)

Sell off one of the daughter to the chief

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (gbOdA)

327 more likely, thc.

Posted by: cmeat at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (8HmRF)

328 325 Kristi Noem doing pretty well against the Liberal hysteria at committee hearing.
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

I saw parts of those hearings... The Dems are full tilt crazy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

329 322 Nun must be pretty hip...wearing aviators.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (7aURE)

Lillie of the Killing Field

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (gbOdA)

330 Yes she was. And she often gets left off of TV show MILF lists. Probably because of all those damn layers of pioneer clothes she wore. Can't see the hustle in her bustle.
Posted by: haffhowershower

As a young Bulg, I liked Melissa Sue Anderson, too. She grew into a very fine-looking lady.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

331 328 I saw parts of those hearings... The Dems are full tilt crazy
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

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"Screech more. It's how we'll win Hispanic men in the midterms."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

332 323 Here me out on this one:

Golden Girls: Returned

They're zombies but they still live in the house and bicker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Episodes with their dating life would be morbid. Catch a guy and munch down.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:49 AM (ctrM5)

333 332 323 Here me out on this one:

Golden Girls: Returned

They're zombies but they still live in the house and bicker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Episodes with their dating life would be morbid. Catch a guy and munch down.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:49 AM (ctrM5)

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Blanche just can't deal because, now that she's lost half of her face, she can't get the dates that Rose gets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

334 Comrade Bernie goes full Jazzy Crockett.

Greg Price@greg_price11
Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?
Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

335 334 Comrade Bernie goes full Jazzy Crockett.

Greg Price@greg_price11
Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?
Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

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I really, really need to see DU's reaction to this.

"You go, Bernie! You tell that commoner that the elite get to play by different rules!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

336 291. 299. Reps. Mike Lawler, Jen Kiggans and Brian Fitzpatrick were among moderates who told House GOP leadership they oppose cutting federal funding to Planned Parenthood via reconciliation.

>Representatives of NY, VA, PA. And everyone of those states adopted expanded Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act (ACA).

Also so, KFF dot org: The Impact of Medicaid and Title X on Planned Parenthood, Brittni Frederiksen, Ivette Gomez, and Alina Salganicoff, Published: Apr 16, 2025 (How timely)

Also note much attention being given to "Don't let Trump and Musk cut our Medicare (Medicaid)!" BS

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

337 Two children have been missing for days and she starts off the press conference with a land acknowledgement, and a shoutout to African Nova Scotians.

https://x.com/BillboardChris/status/
1920202008734335247

Posted by: Ciampino - they are mad at May 08, 2025 10:53 AM (sPQoU)

338 I saw parts of those hearings... The Dems are full tilt crazy
Posted by: It's me donna

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
h/t the Bard.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:53 AM (ctrM5)

339 But why a nun?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)

340 But why a nun?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)

Forbidden fruit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Guy on the radio was saying the food for the conclave which starts out as a lavish buffet gets simpler annd less everyday to encourage them to move on with the deliberations. I don't know if that's really true but I found it amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today)

Tomorrow: Taco Bell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

342 337
Remember all those Black Eskimos?

Posted by: Ciampino - they are nincompoops at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (sPQoU)

343 Mod Squad remake:

Pete - gay with a black boyfriend
Julie - lesbo with a black girlfriend
Linc - cool dude married to a white woman

Posted by: Netflix at May 08, 2025 10:55 AM (Y1sOo)

344 Remember all those Black Eskimos?
Posted by: Ciampino - they are nincompoops at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (sPQoU)

Nanook's brother Nan*g.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

345 Tomorrow: Taco Bell
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Bean burritos with queso.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:55 AM (ctrM5)

346 really, really need to see DU's reaction to this.

"You go, Bernie! You tell that commoner that the elite get to play by different rules!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

I can give you a sneak preview if you want.

He's "fighting" and so it's worth the tradeoff for one little jet. He's trying to make life better for everyone not just himself!

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:55 AM (MNQG6)

347 Scary painting but hilarious commentary. Thanks CBD.

Next white smoke scheduled for 11:30 East Coast time
White or black smoke due at 1 PM
Then it's tomorrow for the next votes

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 10:56 AM (rT96s)

348 343 Mod Squad remake:

Pete - gay with a black boyfriend
Julie - lesbo with a black girlfriend
Linc - cool dude married to a white woman
Posted by: Netflix
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Renamed to the Odd Squad.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:56 AM (ctrM5)

349 Remember all those Black Eskimos?
Posted by: Ciampino

Yes. They were delicious.
-- Polar Bears

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

350 341 Guy on the radio was saying the food for the conclave which starts out as a lavish buffet gets simpler annd less everyday to encourage them to move on with the deliberations. I don't know if that's really true but I found it amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today)

Tomorrow: Taco Bell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)
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Day after Taco Bell -- the toilets.

Posted by: Ciampino - the smoke will be brown at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (sPQoU)

351 340 But why a nun?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)

Forbidden fruit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

I guess there's a fetish for everyone out there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (xcxpd)

352 Why the good smoke gotta be white

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (MNQG6)

353 He's "fighting" and so it's worth the tradeoff for one little jet. He's trying to make life better for everyone not just himself!
Posted by: ...
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You have the 'agree and amplify' trolling down perfectly.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (ctrM5)

354 This Conclave thing reminds me of the Movie The Dark Crystal.. Don't know why...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (VE6XX)

355 Trump is on conference call with Starmer I think, some major trade announcements

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (/k2un)

356 Tomorrow: Taco Bell
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Bean burritos with queso.
Posted by: whig

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Some type of pit-fired BBQ

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (q43oI)

357 The Brit sure can talk and talk and talk

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (/k2un)

358 Posted by: Ciampino - the smoke will be brown at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (sPQoU)

Hopefully the Papal servants don't have resort to that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (3k29G)

359
I guess there's a fetish for everyone out there...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (xcxpd)

Yeah buddy......

Posted by: PornHub at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

360 Why the good smoke gotta be white

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (MNQG6)

You know why.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (i24o9)

361 357 The Brit sure can talk and talk and talk
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (/k2un

Is he groveling ? I want groveling...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (VE6XX)

362 >>really, really need to see DU's reaction to this.

I can't wait to see their reaction to the US - UK trade deal they said would never happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (viF8m)

363 I guess there's a fetish for everyone out there...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Very sad but true commentary on the human condition.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (ctrM5)

364 Some kind of trade agreement

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (/k2un)

365 NOODlum.

Posted by: PornHub at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

366 352 Why the good smoke gotta be white

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (MNQG6)
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Incense is expensive, used motor oil is cheap.

Posted by: Ciampino - just a guess at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (sPQoU)

367 362 >>really, really need to see DU's reaction to this.

I can't wait to see their reaction to the US - UK trade deal they said would never happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (viF8m)

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"I told you Trump would cave. He's getting nothing out of this, and his cultist will think he did something other than enrich his cronies who bought on the dip."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (GBKbO)

368 Why a nun? Childhood trauma! He went to parochial school as a boy. Say it: “Ru…Ruler!”. “Good boy! I just knew you had it in you!”

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (YSv5G)

369 Is he groveling ? I want groveling...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (VE6XX)

Not at all. Sounded like he was taking credit for all the things

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (/k2un)

370 Some type of pit-fired BBQ
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
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Pitmasters competing in the 'Feed the Cardinals' episode. Bunch of bbq trailers parked on the Vatican's square.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (ctrM5)

371 You have the 'agree and amplify' trolling down perfectly.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (ctrM5

Not just that, I troll the trollers. It's a gift. God could have made me a millionaire, instead He gave me a direct pathway into the minds of mental patients.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (MNQG6)

372 Now Sec Commerce describing this deal, it’s a big beautiful deal, the best!

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (/k2un)

373 "Guy on the radio was saying the food for the conclave which starts out as a lavish buffet gets simpler annd less everyday to encourage them to move on with the deliberations. I don't know if that's really true but I found it amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today)

Tomorrow: Taco Bell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

Day three: Subway

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (GUOwU)

374 And on another note- which has nothing to do with the Papal Conclave or updating old shoes - just saw a beautiful large yellow and black butterfly flying past the car window. It is an Eastern swallowtail

I think it's a quote from one of those "Anne of Green Gables" books which I read as a kid:
"Everyday you can see or hear something lovely ." ( not a direct quote, but something like that."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (3k29G)

375 Now Sec Commerce describing this deal, it’s a big beautiful deal, the best!
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (/k2un)

Something tells me we didn't really need him for that one.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (MNQG6)

376 'Labyrinth', you say ... ? Why, that's a-'maze'-ing ...

Posted by: Dr_No at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (ayRl+)

377 So no Pope today
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:37 AM (VE6XX)

Black smoke seen over the Sistine Chapel: HVAC/Oil Heating technician sought

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (D7oie)

378 "Everyday you can see or hear something lovely ." ( not a direct quote, but something like that."

Sounds very Anne Shirley. See you on the next thread!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:10 AM (YSv5G)

379 I keep thinking about the Pope hat scene in the movie "Euro Trip". LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2025 11:19 AM (5xuJ/)

380 >>"I told you Trump would cave. He's getting nothing out of this, and his cultist will think he did something other than enrich his cronies who bought on the dip."

Dow is up 400. NASDAQ 250. They will pivot to Trump did this to make his oligarch friends rich.

They remain stubbornly stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:45 AM (viF8m)

381 Why is there a panda peeking over her shoulder in the reflection on the stone wall?

Posted by: Egg Shen, Bus Philosophiser at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (DgRHE)

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