Friday Evening Cafe [Doof]

(Another cafe mystery click?)

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to another cafe full of wholesome content. Enjoy!

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Last night's episode of the talking baby podcast was well received. Here's Episode 2 (with episode 1 included in case you missed it)

Talking Baby Podcast Ep: 2 😂 pic.twitter.com/EFE4Qz0iEZ https://t.co/xT10rv5xVX
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) May 1, 2025

Moar wholesome kid vids

Women are the same at all ages🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/hHDo62RgpR
— The King (@xxxxTheKing) April 30, 2025

Babies are happy to see their grandparents 🥹❤️ pic.twitter.com/YVxrBWSiHI
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) April 25, 2025

Skin care and morning routine of a sweet baby with down syndrome🥹 pic.twitter.com/NspT8GxNH9
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) April 28, 2025

Adorable baby taking her first swimming lesson with dad

Good dad fulfills his daughter's {wholesome} fantasy

Reaction of this little girl when she sees so many toys

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Doggehs

When your dog busts you cheating... with another dog. 😂 pic.twitter.com/7FdpsWtdjg
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) April 26, 2025

When you’re not looking, Dogs get some Payback 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/k242411czc
— G-PA (@IndianaGPA) May 1, 2025

Pittie adores his baby hooman

Wagging doggie bums

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Where are you, kitteh?

Not in any way related - or is it?

oops i burn it pic.twitter.com/pyjP2BQSQD
— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) May 1, 2025

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Look at the daily swimming routine of baby ducks on a farm

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Thanks for stopping by. Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

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Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: Auspex at May 02, 2025 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 02, 2025 05:30 PM (GYt5+)

3 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2025 05:33 PM (vKNmo)

4
Only, then.

Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Auspex at May 02, 2025 05:34 PM (j4U/Z)

5 I loved the baby podcast, it was wholesome and fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:36 PM (2VST1)

6 This is very early for Cafe. Is confuse.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Doc is NOT here at May 02, 2025 05:37 PM (AOsQT)

7 That's a new variant of the orange cat pale orange and flame point joke of running out of toner on the kitten printer.

Poor kitten was a bit confused with the poking at him.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2025 05:37 PM (8avO+)

8 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 05:38 PM (77rzZ)

9 Oops, I burn it. LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 02, 2025 05:39 PM (h7ZuX)

10 Are you sure that you didn't take a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Doof.? 😉This content seems way too wholesome for ASHQ.

And thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2025 05:39 PM (DKU3J)

11 Fortunately my cats do not seem to be upset when I pet one in front of the other. I try to make it a point to pet them about the same over a day's time, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2025 05:41 PM (omVj0)

12 "Ass porridge."

LMFAO

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2025 05:41 PM (Q4IgG)

13 Dog cheating owner is so spot on!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 05:41 PM (W/lyH)

14 Anyone remember the E-Trade Baby ads? Those were pretty funny.

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 05:41 PM (77rzZ)

15 Fortunately my cats do not seem to be upset when I pet one in front of the other.

Yeah I've never had a cat get jealous about me petting another cat. I've never had one push stuff off a table either, so *shrug*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:41 PM (2VST1)

16 Good afternoon everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 05:42 PM (ypFCm)

17 10 Great Looney Tunes reference, Fen.

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 05:42 PM (77rzZ)

18 The Allman Brothers are always good

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:43 PM (2VST1)

19 This is very early for Cafe. Is confuse.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Doc is NOT here at May 02, 2025 05:37 PM (AOsQT)
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Ace's time machine is screwing around with Daylight Savings Time again...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2025 05:43 PM (GlyvH)

20 Early cafe? Maybe Doof has plans for later this evening?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 05:44 PM (D7yNd)

21 I'm unsure that Hunan Dynasty's sign is quite as reassuring as they think it is. Mrow!
Kind of like SNL's commercial for the Winston-McCauley Funeral Home, where there is absolutely no sex with the cadavers.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 02, 2025 05:44 PM (gKWVE)

22 Jewelry Box Daughter, this is the stuff I would have loved to have done with a kid :/ bittersweet, its so adorable yet sad to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:44 PM (2VST1)

23 Never liked that cat anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 05:45 PM (W/lyH)

24 The little girl wind-up ballerina is too cute

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 05:45 PM (ypFCm)

25 Calves tongues feel like sandpaper.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 05:45 PM (D7yNd)

26 Willowed: Folks, take away CAFE standards, and we would have a VW diesel truck for around $12,000 right now

We'd have station wagons and mini trucks back. We'd have sub- $40,000 cars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:01 PM (2VST
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Yes, ending CAFE would hopefully end the era of cookie-cutter passenger vehicle shapes. It's boring seeing pretty-much the same four or five vehicles everywhere.
Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2025

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What would be almost as nice would be some more body and interior colors. Some greens, some reds, some different blues in the body paint, and some more cream and light gray and even light blue interiors. Everything now is black or white or grey or silver, maybe a red or dark blue here and there, maybe a gold; interiors, black and gray, once in a while a beige. And that's all.

We mentioned the '62 through '66 T-Birds in the last thread. They had some sharp colors. German carmakers understand that a contrast between body color and interior color is sharp, but not domestic manufacturers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2025 05:46 PM (omVj0)

27 oh, and because Youtube took down the original, someone had to repost this banger elsewhere
youtu.be/AMGHGQxxR2o

Posted by: gKWVE at May 02, 2025 05:47 PM (gKWVE)

28 Yeah I've never had a cat get jealous about me petting another cat. I've never had one push stuff off a table either, so *shrug*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025

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Smart black cat Marie-Antoinette loved to knock things off tables just to see them fall, I suspect. She loved to manipulate objects to see what they would do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2025 05:48 PM (omVj0)

29 Are you sure that you didn't take a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Doof.? 😉This content seems way too wholesome for ASHQ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Tara Yazdi agrees wholeheartedly:

https://is.gd/hf4Y36

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 05:48 PM (77rzZ)

30 Early cafe? Maybe Doof has plans for later this evening?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 05:44 PM (D7yNd)

Or maybe later has plans for me!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2025 05:49 PM (qWj72)

31 Calves tongues feel like sandpaper.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 05:45 PM

* starts scribbling lyrics to "Teats of a Cow" *

Posted by: Smokey Robinson & The Miracles at May 02, 2025 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

32 Great Looney Tunes reference, Fen.
Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025

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"So long, Screwy! See ya in Saint Looie!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2025 05:49 PM (omVj0)

33 Good heavens, Tara Yazdi must have stepped onto an antigravity field

Posted by: gKWVE at May 02, 2025 05:49 PM (gKWVE)

34 You won't see a cat within half a mile of a Jack in the Box, either.
No, not the burgers or chicken items. Hint: cheap item filled with mildly-spicy mystery meat.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2025 05:49 PM (aBgBM)

35 What would be almost as nice would be some more body and interior colors. Some greens, some reds, some different blues in the body paint, and some more cream and light gray and even light blue interiors.

Yeah I have started to see more colorful cars on the road. Forever it was black, silver, white. There was a study done over the entire existence of cars and once more colors became available, they noticed a pattern: in bad economic times, the popular car colors became monochrome. In good economic times they become bright and colorful. Maybe coincidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:50 PM (2VST1)

36 Smart black cat Marie-Antoinette loved to knock things off tables just to see them fall

Current cat is sweeter than any I've ever had, super affectionate and friendly and dumb as paste.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:51 PM (2VST1)

37 I loved the baby podcast, it was wholesome and fun.

The dog is perfect.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 05:51 PM (McYvC)

38 Thanks for the Dickey Betts/Allman Brothers mystery click. What a great talent.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 02, 2025 05:52 PM (ntko6)

39 We'd have to do something about the safety requirements as well on cars, they determine a lot about design and cost as well. Cars are safer than they have ever been but the requirements severely limit the design choices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:53 PM (2VST1)

40 That's about a gazillion ducks on that "farm."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 05:54 PM (63Dwl)

41 Current cat is sweeter than any I've ever had

Can I get the recipe ?

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 05:54 PM (McYvC)

42 Can I get the recipe ?

Ask Hunan Dynasty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:56 PM (2VST1)

43 Yeah I have started to see more colorful cars on the road. Forever it was black, silver, white. There was a study done over the entire existence of cars and once more colors became available, they noticed a pattern: in bad economic times, the popular car colors became monochrome. In good economic times they become bright and colorful. Maybe coincidence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025

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My dream: Buick goes back to making cars, revives the LaCrosse, and offers a two-door and a convertible: "Wildcat, by LaCrosse." Available with metallic blue and metallic green colors, a pale being interior, and a white convertible top. Or offers an Electra 3.6 (for the engine size this time instead of for the overall length of 225 in.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2025 05:56 PM (omVj0)

44 Smart black cat Marie-Antoinette loved to knock things off tables just to see them fall
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Current cat is sweeter than any I've ever had, super affectionate and friendly and dumb as paste.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:51

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Stirling the great black is not as smart as Marie was, but just as good-natured and affectionate. But quieter, thank goodness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2025 05:58 PM (omVj0)

45 Yes, ending CAFE would hopefully end the era of cookie-cutter passenger vehicle shapes. It's boring seeing pretty-much the same four or five vehicles everywhere.
Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2025

on Jan 29 Sec Transportation Duffy called for the review for possible rescinding of CAFE standards covering 2021-2031, and for review of CAFE standards generally. So far nothing else has been announced, but USDOT has been focusing on highways and airtraffic.

I want a Hilux, too. If I can't get one of those I want a Nissan pickup that is sold in South America instead. I am tired of "mini" pickups that are the size of a 1977 Ford 250

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 05:58 PM (D7oie)

46 That Chinese Restaurant sign tells me two things. The owners are hilarious, and I'd look forward to each visit...and they aren't politically correct, which is even better.

That would be a regular stop for me.

Posted by: Orson at May 02, 2025 06:01 PM (dIske)

47 Did Miklos get banned?

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 06:01 PM (ypFCm)

48 I want a Hilux, too.

You MUST get the roll bar that rises up even with the cab and goes about halfway between cab and tailgate. Changes the entire look of the truck. Should be standard.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 06:01 PM (McYvC)

49 This is very early for Cafe. Is confuse.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Doc is NOT here at May 02, 2025 05:37 PM (AOsQT)
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The boss is on vacation, employees knocking off early.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 02, 2025 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

50 Early bird special Cafe.

Gotta watch unsolved mysteries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 06:04 PM (6c/c0)

51 Every girl, no matter what age, loves spa day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2025 06:05 PM (NpAcC)

52 I'm holding off on feeding the furry thugs. Miss Linda is bringing one of her Internet specials, some kind of new cat treats (a major brand, now, not something from Hunan), and she wants to see how the cats react to them. Then she can do an online review and get more freebies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2025 06:07 PM (omVj0)

53 21 I'm unsure that Hunan Dynasty's sign is quite as reassuring as they think it is. Mrow!
Kind of like SNL's commercial for the Winston-McCauley Funeral Home, where there is absolutely no sex with the cadavers.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 02, 2025 05:44 PM (gKWVE)
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Well it's not like it's the NYC subway!

Posted by: Ciampino - wait it isn't the MTA at May 02, 2025 06:07 PM (sPQoU)

54 Don't know how many cobloggers will see this, but I just wanted to express my appreciation for your extra effort and contributions while Ace is away. Thank you very much!

Posted by: Emmie at May 02, 2025 06:07 PM (Sf2cq)

55 You MUST get the roll bar that rises up even with the cab and goes about halfway between cab and tailgate. Changes the entire look of the truck. Should be standard.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 06:01 PM (McYvC)

Does it come in two weights for RPK and DShKM recoil?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 06:07 PM (D7oie)

56 It's a Technical question, I suppose.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 06:08 PM (D7oie)

57 Don't know how many cobloggers will see this, but I just wanted to express my appreciation for your extra effort and contributions while Ace is away. Thank you very much!
Posted by: Emmie at May 02, 2025 06:07 PM (Sf2cq)

Agreed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 06:08 PM (6c/c0)

58 Does it come in two weights for RPK and DShKM recoil?

Honestly, I see why the ragheads love them. They are one Hell of a truck.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 06:08 PM (McYvC)

59 The final bit in the "Dogs Get Payback" video was cool. The dog, or maybe it was a puppy, and the cat are the same size.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2025 06:09 PM (omVj0)

60 Wow.

That Talking Baby Podcast is the best.

I haven't laughed so much in a long time.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2025 06:11 PM (iJfKG)

61 Hmmm, considering Spain and Portugal, it is interesting to wonder about a complete grid collapse.

For those of us who are 29, it would be the first time in about 30 years we would experience silence again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 06:13 PM (6c/c0)

62 Calves tongues feel like sandpaper.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 05:45 PM

when I was a kid we shared 75 acres south of town with two other neighbor families with 14 kids in total. We all referred to as 'the land' and we spent many weekends there

One day we were messing around in the big garden and my mom's 1965 Catalina wagon got the paint on the hood licked off by the cow collective.

Posted by: DanMan at May 02, 2025 06:13 PM (8uzBS)

63 Been away for a while- but where is Ace? Hopefully taking a long vacation hunting hobo pelts.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at May 02, 2025 06:14 PM (xXVJn)

64 Doof,
Thanks for the laughs and all the adorable. After a day of headlines I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 02, 2025 06:14 PM (yTvNw)

65 Fortunately my cats do not seem to be upset when I pet one in front of the other.

Yeah I've never had a cat get jealous about me petting another cat. I've never had one push stuff off a table either, so *shrug*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 05:41 PM (2VST1)

The Late Great Stormy, our Kerry Blue, used to get jealous when we'd hold the kiddos in our laps when they were young.

She'd stand in front of us and bark until we gave her some scritchy love.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2025 06:15 PM (iJfKG)

66 I suspect those under 29 would not know how to deal with it at first. Their entire lives, they have had cell phones, electricity, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 06:16 PM (6c/c0)

67 Doof! This is a lot of babies. Is there something you would like to share?

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2025 06:20 PM (PRqXW)

68 That Chinese Restaurant sign tells me two things. The owners are hilarious, and I'd look forward to each visit...and they aren't politically correct, which is even better.

That would be a regular stop for me.

Posted by: Orson at May 02, 2025 06:01 PM (dIske)

You should look for their sign with the girlfriend and wife discounts.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 06:22 PM (VNX3d)

69 about 29 years ago it was typical for a bunch of us working at the highway department in Houston to go to the Chinese buffet on the Hempstead Hwy. The matron would walk around and ask if you wanted more of this or that...Jersey Frank looks up and says "shu-ah! I'll take some more shrimp!"

her reply, "ahhh, no shrimp today" in a thick Chinese accent. Howls of laughter all around.

Posted by: DanMan at May 02, 2025 06:22 PM (8uzBS)

70 A big thank you to all of the COBS who did a bang-up job holding up the fort while Ace was doing God knows what this week. Maybe Ace will bring you back a souvenir of thanks from God knows where:

1) A slightly used pair of chop sticks. Only 1 pair, you have to share.

2) A set of cocktail umbrellas that sadly don't open but were half off so a real bargain.

3) A hardcover copy of Taylor Lorenz's book 'Extremely Online' with every other page torn out so it would make better sense.

Thank you and have a lovely weekend

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2025 06:23 PM (oiNtH)

71 I have no idea how my pitoodle would react to a baby.

Softest, cuddliest maniacal killer you've ever seen.

Posted by: DanMan at May 02, 2025 06:25 PM (8uzBS)

72 Was thinking this morning, the blog survived for the week

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 06:26 PM (ypFCm)

73 I saw a car I would love to have . Classiest looking thing I have seen in a long time. One problem, I can't find it anywhere but in an ad on a new site. When you search the name a you get are SUVs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 06:27 PM (D7yNd)

74
I am guaranteed at least four hugs a week -- two each from gSon and gDaughter. Usually there are many more in the offing.

gDaughter and I watched some videos of her from earlier times last week. She was able to explain to me to what she was referring at age three or four when she had asked me if I knew what a "Freeze Pony Girl" was. She had gotten so exasperated with me back then because I had no idea to what she was referring. It turned out to be some weird cross between My Little Pony and a young girl. I still did not understand it, but she assured me that she had dropped her interest in that subject because "it was kind of silly." Good to know, gDaughter!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2025 06:27 PM (Tv15w)

75 >>You should look for their sign with the girlfriend and wife discounts.

On I-95 in Connecticut there's a billboard that has been standing for years.

The top line reads: Your Wife Is Hot!

Bottom line reads: Fairfield Pool Is Here To Help

Karens have been trying to have it taken down for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 06:28 PM (viF8m)

76 It's a Technical question, I suppose.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 06:08 PM (D7oie)

Nicely done.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2025 06:29 PM (mWSu4)

77
I thought Indian restaurants had the lock on serving cats, especially tandoori restaurants. A crazy Puerto Rican scientist colleague had sworn to me that that was the case.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2025 06:29 PM (Tv15w)

78 I got home last night and Reef was sitting on a pile of blue stuffing on top of the bed I had just sewn up. Like a tiny black and brown dragon, lying atop his hoard of blue gold. This is after he destroyed a bed that I had bought to act as an interim while I repaired the first.

Thankfully, the new mat I ordered for the crate arrived the same night. It's more like an exercise mat- no stuffing.

Going to try Ben Hads suggestion on raw beef neck bones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 06:29 PM (6c/c0)

79 I am doing great ... Just ask my wife Frau Blucher............

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYVIY1izho

Posted by: Senator John Fetterstien at May 02, 2025 06:31 PM (FDlb9)

80 AIs plot the overthrow of the Humans.

https://tinyurl.com/yc69kcuf

Posted by: toby928 at May 02, 2025 06:31 PM (jc0TO)

81 Yeah I have started to see more colorful cars on the road. Forever it was black, silver, white. There was a study done over the entire existence of cars and once more colors became available, they noticed a pattern: in bad economic times, the popular car colors became monochrome. In good economic times they become bright and colorful. Maybe coincidence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025
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Colorful colors are often extra-cost options, and sometimes obscenely expensive

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 02, 2025 06:32 PM (NiYfU)

82 Hmmm, considering Spain and Portugal, it is interesting to wonder about a complete grid collapse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 06:13 PM (6c/c0)

Fabio, an Argentine blogger wrote an article "survival manual for Europeans without electricity" where he runs down the advantages South Americans have for dealing with blackouts.
He points out that South Americans have lots of experiences with general blackouts, in ways that the Europeans have forgotten about due to their prosperous present.
Any South American household has candles and matches, and the more advanced ones have kerosene lamps, money in his pocket, provisions for hauling water for drinking and flushing, and most cook on gas stoves, and there is always barbecue, all of which is necessary for their accustomed power outages of minutes or hours, with little warning or explanation afterwards

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 06:32 PM (D7oie)

83 Was thinking this morning, the blog survived for the week
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 06:26 PM (ypFCm)
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Maybe this was a test of the emergency COB system...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2025 06:33 PM (GlyvH)

84 At age 21 and living in San Diego, my girlfriends and I would go to Tijuana and eat street tacos and drink tequila. God only knows how many taco cats, bats, and rats we ate. Ugh.

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2025 06:34 PM (oiNtH)

85 83 Was thinking this morning, the blog survived for the week
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 06:26 PM (ypFCm)
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Maybe this was a test of the emergency COB system...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2025 06:33 PM (GlyvH)

Definitely passed!

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2025 06:35 PM (2N3ca)

86 Perfessor, well done!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 06:35 PM (D7yNd)

87 To all the cobs, thanks for a great AOSHQ experience this week while Ace has been expanding his hobo pelt collection!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2025 06:35 PM (Wnv9h)

88 Hey- while y’all have the keys, can you turn the comment hyperlink to ads off?

I am going to finish my workout here and check in to see how that is going. Esp since Doof is ignoring my snark. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2025 06:36 PM (2N3ca)

89 We currently have 3 calves here. Our granddaughters named them Latte, Calfacchino, and Decalf. Boom!!!!

Posted by: El Borak at May 02, 2025 06:39 PM (BSNnK)

90 Yes, well done. Thanks to Cobs and Guest Hosts!

Posted by: Hamitchell62 at May 02, 2025 06:39 PM (EuCrk)

91 I hope Ace enjoyed his week off.

The CoBs did a great job, but a certain cruelty was missing in the content.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 06:40 PM (VNX3d)

92 El Borak, how very sharp your granddaughters are. Love the names.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 06:42 PM (D7yNd)

93 DH went golfing to day with his buddies, the sun is out and it's about 60 degrees, which makes it hot. I took the dogs to the doggie park to mingle, and they are done for a while, so it's off to the garden to clean out the rest of the strawberry beds and start on the sunflower planter. Meeting DH at the clubhouse for dinner when the get finished. It really could not be a more perfect day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 06:42 PM (a4NoL)

94 89 We currently have 3 calves here. Our granddaughters named them Latte, Calfacchino, and Decalf. Boom!!!!
Posted by: El Borak at May 02, 2025 06:39 PM (BSNnK)

I hope your granddaughters know that brown cows give chocolate milk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 06:43 PM (a4NoL)

95 I hope Ace enjoyed his week off.

The CoBs did a great job, but a certain cruelty was missing in the content.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 06:40 PM (VNX3d)
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Sometimes a lack of cruelty only makes you appreciate it more when it returns.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2025 06:43 PM (GlyvH)

96
Angie Dickinson is....

not mort.

93.6 years old.

Did you know: Angie was in the 5th episode of Have Gun, Will Travel 67 years ago when she was 26.

Here is Angie, 28, as "Feathers" in Rio Bravo:

https://is.gd/gW8d60

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2025 06:48 PM (hJphV)

97 How do you get whipped cream from a dairy cow?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 06:48 PM (D7yNd)

98 Has anyone heard from nurse after she was discharged from the ER yesterday?

Hopefully she's feeling better, and on the mend.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 06:50 PM (VNX3d)

99 How do you get whipped cream from a dairy cow?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 06:48 PM (D7yNd)

Strap it a playground merry-go-round, and spin for 10 minutes?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 06:51 PM (VNX3d)

100 Hour of the Wolf, she is very sore and didn't get much sleep.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 06:51 PM (D7yNd)

101 I was listening to Little Feat on my way into work. I have a CD box set (remember those) of them. 'Hotcakes & Outtakes: 30 Years of Little Feat', came out in 2000.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2025 06:51 PM (qKYfj)

102
Oooh, this is a good clip from Have Gun, Will Travel

Paladin on Gun Safety:

https://is.gd/s3mDAF

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2025 06:52 PM (hJphV)

103 What happened to nurse??

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2025 06:54 PM (YobFY)

104 6 This is very early for Cafe. Is confuse.

Is much confuse, either time dilation or Louisiana time warp.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 02, 2025 06:57 PM (M2v2q)

105 Why in the hell would a man who is 75 years old who can't get around very well have a friggin Border Collie, a dog that needs to be worked every friggin day and twice on Sundays ?

Because that man is stupid, that's why.

Besides my mother, that side of my family has always stunned me with their lack of any iota of sense.

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 06:57 PM (SATZE)

106 Doof is pregnant?!?!?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2025 06:57 PM (mT+6a)

107 What happened to nurse??
Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2025 06:54 PM (YobFY)

Costochondritis. Inflammation of the sternal cartilage which, if severe enough, can feel like chest pain associated with a cardiac event.

Posted by: It's no picnic at May 02, 2025 06:58 PM (TbWk/)

108 "Doof is pregnant?!?!?
Posted by: nurse ratched"

With anticipation as to your condition.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2025 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

109 The AI/Deep Fake tech is going to be a problem. Talking babies is one thing, so's talking dogs.

Coherent politicians isn't cool if they're incoherent. Which most are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2025 06:59 PM (Q4IgG)

110 My sweet wife informed me today is our anniversary. I missed it. Hope I'm not in too much trouble. 55 good years.

Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2025 07:00 PM (gRFnH)

111 98 Has anyone heard from nurse after she was discharged from the ER yesterday?

Hopefully she's feeling better, and on the mend.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Doing OK, it wasn't her heart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 02, 2025 07:00 PM (M2v2q)

112 If AOC sounds reasonable, you know it's a deep fake.

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:00 PM (SATZE)

113
Here's to 55 more, Ronster and Mrs R!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2025 07:01 PM (hJphV)

114 110 My sweet wife informed me today is our anniversary. I missed it. Hope I'm not in too much trouble. 55 good years.
Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2025 07:00 PM (gRFnH)

Amazing !

You've been married longer than I've been alive.

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:02 PM (SATZE)

115 Costochondritis. Inflammation of the sternal cartilage which, if severe enough, can feel like chest pain associated with a cardiac event.
Posted by: It's no picnic
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Cut out shopping at Costco will bring relief.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 02, 2025 07:02 PM (M2v2q)

116 I have grandkid fever bad. Real bad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2025 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

117 112 If AOC sounds reasonable, you know it's a deep fake.
Posted by: jsg
--------

No telling what you get from a CIA plant.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 02, 2025 07:03 PM (M2v2q)

118 You know, cows aren't exactly vegetarians...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2025 07:04 PM (mlg/3)

119 My sweet wife informed me today is our anniversary. I missed it. Hope I'm not in too much trouble. 55 good years.
Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2025 07:00 PM (gRFnH)
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Mazel tov. Quite an accomplishment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2025 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

120 116 I have grandkid fever bad. Real bad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Me too. Marine and his wife have been married for 18 months already! I’m not getting any younger, you know!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM (mT+6a)

121 Chimney is up on the Sistine Chapel.

Are you ready for some white smoke ?

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM (SATZE)

122 My sweet wife informed me today is our anniversary. I missed it. Hope I'm not in too much trouble. 55 good years.
Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2025 07:00 PM (gRFnH)

You can try telling it can't be, because she isn't old enough.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM (VNX3d)

123 SanFranpsycho, have you considered a bribe?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM (D7yNd)

124 Marine and his wife have been married for 18 months already! I’m not getting any younger, you know!
Posted by: nurse ratched
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They must be doing something wrong, he is a marine after all...🤣🤣

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2025 07:08 PM (OW907)

125 Don't get too excited for a change.

Pope and Change appointed 108 of the 133 cardinals who vote.

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:08 PM (SATZE)

126 My sweet wife informed me today is our anniversary. I missed it. Hope I'm not in too much trouble. 55 good years.

Congrats to you both, Ronster. Well done.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2025 07:08 PM (mH6SG)

127 "You know, cows aren't exactly vegetarians...
Posted by: weft cut-loop"

I hope the cow did not eat the bunny. That would not be in line with tonight's family friendly content.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2025 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

128 For anyone who hasn't seen it, here is tge video where LAPD shot the Weezer player's wife.

https://tinyurl.com/2x9f3ywv

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 02, 2025 07:10 PM (elaR+)

129 My sweet wife informed me today is our anniversary. I missed it. Hope I'm not in too much trouble. 55 good years.
Posted by: Ronster

Ours today as well. My wife doesn't consider this the big day. She thinks when she moved up to the big city, that was the big day.

Posted by: MkY at May 02, 2025 07:10 PM (cPGH3)

130 I suggest the Trump WH have a Deported Alien Of The Day page.

Would follow.

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:11 PM (SATZE)

131 Weezer member's wife

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 02, 2025 07:11 PM (elaR+)

132 97 How do you get whipped cream from a dairy cow?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 06:48 PM (D7yNd)

Matanuska Maid Dairy used to have a radio commercial about a cow that got into the strawberry patch and when they chased her out she fell into the Inlet. When they pulled her out and milked her, she gave strawberry ice cream.

Not sure about the whipped cream. Doesn't sound good for the cow.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 07:11 PM (a4NoL)

133 Evergreen

https://tinyurl.com/549jhwms

Posted by: MkY at May 02, 2025 07:14 PM (cPGH3)

134 Me too. Marine and his wife have been married for 18 months already! I’m not getting any younger, you know!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM
=====

Give me what I want, and I'll go away.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2025 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

135 Talk about cute. We have a young bunny living under our deck. Just saw him chowing down on the backyard weeds.

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:15 PM (77rzZ)

136
Chimney is up on the Sistine Chapel.

Are you ready for some white smoke ?
Posted by: jsg

Rainbow smoke.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 07:16 PM (63Dwl)

137 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk&t=1s

Sorry. Try this one

Posted by: MkY at May 02, 2025 07:16 PM (cPGH3)

138 Nurse, glad to hear your good health news.

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:16 PM (77rzZ)

139 SanFranpsycho, have you considered a bribe?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM (D7yNd)
====
We're buying them sandwiches from Whole Foods for lunch tomorrow.

WHAT ELSE DO THESE PEOPLE WANT!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2025 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

140 Aw shit, two strays showed up in the barn. I thought I ran them off this morning but they are back.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 07:17 PM (D7yNd)

141 >>I suggest the Trump WH have a Deported Alien Of The Day page.

Just saw that 5 MS-13 gang members attacked and stabbed 3 prison guards in VA today.

I still can't believe Democrats thought going to war with Trump over illegal alien gangbangers was a winning move.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 07:17 PM (viF8m)

142 Nurse, glad to hear your good health news.
Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:16 PM (77rzZ)
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Yes b"h for good health.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2025 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

143 The solution to oh-jeez-I-missed-our-anniversary is to pick the right day for the anniversary. The unbelievably nifty Mrs Some Guy has kept me around for 53 years now, and I've never forgotten our anniversary. That's because we picked the right day to tie the knot. NOBODY forgets St. Patrick's Day.

Now, birthdays? I forget some of those. Though not Mrs Some Guy's. By now I know what I can get away with...

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 02, 2025 07:19 PM (q3u5l)

144 142 San Fran, what does “b”h” stand for again?

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:20 PM (77rzZ)

145 131 Weezer member's wife
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 02, 2025 07:11 PM (elaR+)

Say it ain't so...

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:20 PM (SATZE)

146 Talk about cute. We have a young bunny living under our deck. Just saw him chowing down on the backyard weeds.
Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:15 PM

Aww...food is so cute when it's little.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2025 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

147 B'ezrat hashem

With the help of the Name

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2025 07:21 PM (RIvkX)

148 I like Alien deportation of the day page

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 07:23 PM (ypFCm)

149 I still can't believe Democrats thought going to war with Trump over illegal alien gangbangers was a winning move.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 07:17 PM (viF8m)

The TDS has overridden the sensical.

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:24 PM (SATZE)

150 Prince Harry lost his security court case and said he wants to reconcile with his family and he forgives them. He is unclear why his father won’t speak to him. Maybe, just maybe, it’s because you have the people who need forgiven confused, Harold.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2025 07:24 PM (p4NUW)

151 147 So it’s roughly equivalent to “good luck?”

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

152 I’m not getting any younger, you know!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM

Yeah....I get that vibe from the RMBS Mom. 😜

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2025 07:25 PM (Wnv9h)

153 Better, praise the Lord.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2025 07:25 PM (RIvkX)

154 153 Yes, that makes more sense. Spasibo.

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:26 PM (77rzZ)

155 Marine and his wife have been married for 18 months already!

I bet she has some really great crayon recipes.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 07:27 PM (oufyo)

156 120 116 I have grandkid fever bad. Real bad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Me too. Marine and his wife have been married for 18 months already! I’m not getting any younger, you know!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM (mT+6a)

I speak for most grandmothers that it is THE BEST. Way better than being a parent for the obvious reasons. However, no one told me I'd love them as much as my own sons...and seeing how the DNA for generations works is also awesome. They bring total joy and fun and keep you young.

Mine love me but may love their grandfather more. Which is ok as I am now used to it and think it is sweet, as he is. We waited over a decade, as they married right out of college after meeting in HS. The other guy finally married a year ago, so we wait on him now, and I hope not long.

Glad you are ok, as I read about your pain last night. I'm a retired nurse and the worst patient on earth.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 02, 2025 07:28 PM (6PCLE)

157 Anybody else know that El Borak is one of Robert Howard's best characters?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1)

158 140 Aw shit, two strays showed up in the barn. I thought I ran them off this morning but they are back.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 07:17 PM (D7yNd)

Is this about the baby/dog podcast ?

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:28 PM (SATZE)

159 The Hawk of the Hills

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 07:31 PM (D7oie)

160 Beawares, Minnesotes

@CrimeWatchMpls 2m
Stabbing occurred somewhere at some time today in Minneapolis.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2025 07:31 PM (mlg/3)

161 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat is a grandmother?

Damn, I thought she was some 20-something hottie.

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:31 PM (77rzZ)

162 Aw shit, two strays showed up in the barn. I thought I ran them off this morning but they are back.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 07:17 PM

Kittehs? Doggos?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2025 07:31 PM (Wnv9h)

163 The Hawk of the Hills

*fist bump*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 07:32 PM (2VST1)

164 Beef neck makes a great roast or stew.

Posted by: Accomack at May 02, 2025 07:33 PM (Bbhox)

165 jsg, nope. This is about two dogs going to find some buckshot in their ass. Sounds cruel but I don't fancy vet bills for dog fights.I'm not on board for stray killing my cats or getting in a fight with my boys.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 07:34 PM (D7yNd)

166 Why am I still paying $3.05 a gallon for gas ?

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:34 PM (SATZE)

167 Beef neck? Like Wallace Beery?

Posted by: Bulg at May 02, 2025 07:35 PM (77rzZ)

168 Gas has been hanging around 3$/gal on the lower delmarva

Posted by: Accomack at May 02, 2025 07:35 PM (Bbhox)

169 165 jsg, nope. This is about two dogs going to find some buckshot in their ass. Sounds cruel but I don't fancy vet bills for dog fights.I'm not on board for stray killing my cats or getting in a fight with my boys.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 07:34 PM (D7yNd)

I'm down with that. I have to shoot a Tomcat at least every other year at Mom's who comes in thinking he's King Shit. I don't like it either but they can be nasty.

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:37 PM (SATZE)

170 regular is $2.38 and premium is $2.81 down here in south America

Posted by: DanMan at May 02, 2025 07:38 PM (8uzBS)

171 Why am I still paying $3.05 a gallon for gas ?
Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:34 PM (SATZE)

Yeah I just paid 3 something small for gas today here in the blue grass. It had gone down to the 260s, but went back up a week or so ago. It's the land of beshear, so it might be a new tax or an old one reinstated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

172 willowed-

My dad and I were at the local golf cousre in 1965 and we walked by a t-Bird. My dad said "That's what single guys drive" as we walked on to our station wagon.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 02, 2025 07:37 PM (iNp3L)

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 02, 2025 07:39 PM (iNp3L)

173 Me too. Marine and his wife have been married for 18 months already! I’m not getting any younger, you know!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2025 07:06 PM

Umm, does he know what to do? He is a Marine, after all. Does he have some sailor friends he could ask?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2025 07:41 PM (R+4G8)

174 Pa and NJ seem to be around $3 for a gallon

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 07:41 PM (ypFCm)

175 food is so cute when it's little.

I want to eat something that was walking around yesterday.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 02, 2025 07:41 PM (C5B5U)

176
Just got a text from his new daddy that George is settling in very well in his northern digs. Very clingy and affectionate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2025 07:45 PM (QnmlO)

177 168 Gas has been hanging around 3$/gal on the lower delmarva
Posted by: Accomack at May 02, 2025 07:35 PM (Bbhox)

Just north of that south of Dover

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:46 PM (SATZE)

178 I want to eat something that was walking around yesterday.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty
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Hmm. How do feel about dog? There may be some available soon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2025 07:47 PM (XeU6L)

179
In the spring, gas prices routinely go up for a couple of weeks because those are the times oil companies switch from winter to summer blends and vice versa. This also marks the California governor annual denouncing of "price gouging" since he's an ignoramus.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2025 07:50 PM (QnmlO)

180
Megyn Kelly posted her parody of Katy Perry and co. on the Blue Origin flight:
https://tinyurl.com/2c5temgt

She had Maureen Callahan and their makeup gal with them on a Vomit Comet ride.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2025 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

181 Just north of that south of Dover
Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:46 PM

I was one of the Pros from Dover, you know.

Posted by: Hawkeye Pierce at May 02, 2025 07:50 PM (R+4G8)

182 Chef's Special - turkey necks n gravy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 02, 2025 07:51 PM (M2v2q)

183 This was a great cafe. Talking baby podcast and cats and dogs have me still laughing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 07:52 PM (VofaG)

184 King Charles not quick to embrace Harry because he knows he isn’t his son. That was my theory but then I thought an enterprising person could get DNA material from Harry and Princess Di’s F Buddy or his family and prove it. That hasn’t happened yet so the theory might not hold water.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:01 PM (VofaG)

185
Prince Hapless has burned all his bridges. Chuckles and William have written him off.

Maybe he and Bill Bilicheck can get together and cry over their beer about things.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2025 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

186
Watching that train wreck of an interview Belicheck did, I think that chick has something awful on him. I was looking to see if was blinking in Morse code or making some other cryptic hand signals or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2025 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

187 I'm still Vycy Chyyrprysyn of the Democrat Party, and you're not.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard Alumnus at May 02, 2025 08:10 PM (R+4G8)

188 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:01 PM (VofaG)

Henry looks exactly like Prince Phillip in his youth, and has the exact same close together eyes as Charles. William is the one who looks nothing like the Windsor-Mountbatten side. He is all Spencer.

Diana was a whackjob, but she wasn't stupid, especially since her own parentage raised a few eyebrows; she would have been very careful.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2025 08:12 PM (Vvh2V)

189 Google Zac Goldsmith, and see if you don't think he favors Diana and William. 😉 And Diana's mother was very chummy with his father at the right time. I personally think he might also be Charles Spencer's father. Diana's parents were desperate for that male heir...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2025 08:17 PM (Vvh2V)

190 And of course she looks a lot like Jemimah, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2025 08:21 PM (Vvh2V)

191 Does he have some sailor friends he could ask?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2025 07:41 PM (R+4G

Maybe he has and that's the problem...

*touches side of nose*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 08:56 PM (Mx2pV)

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