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When Train Songs Briefly Gave Way to Plane Songs

Train songs have played a major role in American culture and they also play a prominent role in the canon of 20th century American music. From “Chattanooga Choo Choo” and “Wabash Cannonball” to “City of New Orleans” and “Folsom Prison Blues,” songs about passenger trains captured a sense of their eras.

But by the 1960s, jet airplanes started to replace trains as the dominant form of commercial travel, and the romance of air travel was starting to capture the nation’s fancy. Popular music embraced this exciting new era of travel – along with the heartbreak of a broken relationship ending with the former lover flying off into distant skies.

Here is a bit of the musical magic from that era…

I still hum this song on those infrequent occasions when I change planes at LAX…

”L.A. International Airport” [Susan Raye]

With silver wings across the sky, vapor trails that wave goodbye
To those below who've got to stay at home
I wish that I had flown at night, so I could take that champagne flight
Rid myself of every tear I own.

Soaring high above the heaven, in a 747
Fighting back the tears that curse my eyes
Captain's voice so loud and clear, amplifies into my ear
Assuring me I'm flying friendly skies.

L.A. International Airport
Where the big jet engines roar
L.A. International Airport
I won't see him anymore

*****

Who better than Merle Haggard to sing a country song about airplanes and broken hearts…

”Silver Wings” [Merle Haggard]

Silver wings
Shining in the sunlight
Roaring engines
Headed somewhere in flight
They're taking you away
And leaving me lonely
Silver wings
Slowly fading out of sight

*****

John Denver really should have recorded a sequel to this song to let us know if he ever came back…

”Leaving on a Jet Plane” [John Denver]

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

*****

Airplane songs weren’t all country and folk. Rockers were singing about air travel too.

”Big Old Jet Airliner” [Steve Miller Band]

Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay

*****

Let’s finish with Gordon Lightfoot, who somehow found a song at the intersection of the old rail practice of hoboing and the new era’s airplane songs.

”In the Early Morning Rain” [Gordon Lightfoot]

Hear the mighty engines roar
See the silver wing on high
She's away and westward bound
Far above the cloud, she'll fly

This old airport’s got me down
It’s no earthly good to me
And I’m stuck here on the ground
As cold and drunk as I can be

When trains songs died out, so did songs about hoboing. In the words of Mr. Lightfoot:

You can't jump a jet plane
Like you can a freight train
So, I'd best be on the way
In the early morning rain

I guess I’d best be on my way, at least for tonight.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 07:45 PM




Comments

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1 Just a song before I go

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

2 She helped me with my suitcase
She stands before my eyes
Driving me to the airport
And to the friendly skies

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 07:48 PM (gbOdA)

3 Riffs....

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:48 PM (SATZE)

4 Coming into Los Angeles bringing in a couple of keys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 02, 2025 07:48 PM (Vnr18)

5 Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home
My baby just a-wrote me a letter

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at May 02, 2025 07:48 PM (7kSOl)

6 You say you're gonna leave
Gonna take that big white bird
Gonna fly right out of here
Without a single word
But you know you'll break my heart
When I watch you close that door
'Cause I know I won't see you anymore

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at May 02, 2025 07:49 PM (7kSOl)

7 Lol...John Denver. Sadly, whenever I see/hear his name, I always think of the South Park "John Denver Experience" amusement park ride: https://tinyurl.com/ycxbhk3b

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2025 07:49 PM (ycI94)

8 Silver bird, fly my lady away
Silver bird, take her over the bay
Silver bird, give my lady a ride
And let her go see what's on the other side
Silver bird, fly my lady away
Pretty bird, today is the day

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at May 02, 2025 07:50 PM (7kSOl)

9 From thirty thousand feet above
The desert floor, I see it there below
A city with a legend
The west Texas city of El Paso
Where long ago I heard a song
About a Texas cowboy and a girl
And a little place called Rosa's
Where he used to go and watch this beauty whirl

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 07:50 PM (gbOdA)

10 Jefferson Airplane

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 07:50 PM (gbOdA)

11 John Denver was a national treasure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2025 07:51 PM (XV/Pl)

12 Bloody Mary Morning - Willie Nelson

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 07:51 PM (MFzsT)

13 Well, he's on his third drink
Before the wheels of the plane leave the ground
Makin' points with the stewardess
High over Long Island Sound

She's also spending some time on the island
Too much city madness gives her the blues
They make a date to go dancin' and dinin'
It seems neither has that much to lose

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 07:51 PM (gbOdA)

14 They could rename that the big bopper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 02, 2025 07:52 PM (Vnr18)

15 Now good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 07:52 PM (ypFCm)

16 11 John Denver was a national treasure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2025 07:51 PM (XV/Pl)

Sunk in the ocean?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 07:52 PM (gbOdA)

17 Iron Maiden - Aces High
Rush - YYZ
Rush - Fly By Night

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 07:54 PM (Vj4xA)

18 Not really a plane song, but there is a reference:

Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues in the middle of the pouring rain.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 02, 2025 07:54 PM (lUFok)

19 Do it if you dare
Leaping from the sky
Hurling thru the air
Exhilarating high
See the earth below
Soon to make a crater
Blue sky, black death
I'm off to meet my maker

Energy of the Gods, adrenalin surge
Won't stop til I hit the ground
I'm on my way for sure
Up here in the air this will never hurt
I'm on my way to impact
Taste the high speed dirt

High Speed Dirt

https://tinyurl.com/u6u4xr22

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 07:54 PM (SATZE)

20 Plane songs have zero romance, nothing like trains

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 07:55 PM (2VST1)

21 Orange Blossom Special and Hey Porter by Mr. Cash.
I find it hard to believe I am in Dixie now.

Posted by: Accomack at May 02, 2025 07:55 PM (4qMiv)

22 Early in the morning sunlight
Soaring on the wings of dawn
Here I'll live and die with my wings in the sky
And I won't come down no more

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 02, 2025 07:55 PM (lUFok)

23 I always think of the South Park "John Denver Experience" amusement park ride

I always think of the tribute Monty Python did to him on the Contractual Obligation album

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 07:56 PM (2VST1)

24 Higher than the birds I'm flying
Crimson skies of ice and fire
Borne on wings of steel, I have so much to feel
And I won't come down no more

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 02, 2025 07:56 PM (lUFok)

25 20 Plane songs have zero romance, nothing like trains
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Boats get you closer to the ocean, for surprise otters and tentacles! Doesn't get much more romantic, adventurous and exciting than that!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2025 07:56 PM (ycI94)

26 So yacht rock?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 02, 2025 07:57 PM (Vnr18)

27 737 coming out of the sky...

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 07:57 PM (84Rje)

28 Trains and boats and planes are passing by
They mean a trip to Paris or Rome
To someone else but not for me
The trains and boats and planes
Took you away, away from me

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 02, 2025 07:57 PM (M2v2q)

29 Maybe the best train song I'm aware of. It's by Guy Clark but I like Johnny Cash's version better.

Texas 1947


https://tinyurl.com/2bcv9d42

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Ladies, you weren't liberated. You were industrialized. Now you're widgets, too. at May 02, 2025 07:57 PM (gZdiR)

30 Boat songs have tons of romance:

Sloop John B

https://youtu.be/nSAoEf1Ib58

Cool Change

https://youtu.be/r6nWEUKWd7M

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2025 07:58 PM (2VST1)

31 Christopher maybe that's why some plane songs are almost like a final goodbye

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 07:58 PM (ypFCm)

32 -
Now this here's the story about the Rock Island Line...

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 07:59 PM (84Rje)

33 Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red taillights heading for Spain

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 07:59 PM (viF8m)

34 I got a very early one-Flying Down To Rio-by Fred Astaire in the movie of the same name. 1933. First movie Fred and Ginger were both in.

Posted by: RKO Pictures at May 02, 2025 07:59 PM (G5+As)

35 >>Boat songs have tons of romance:

Southern Cross

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:02 PM (viF8m)

36 First time I road a train and I to a dump and flushed I could see the RR track.
I was quite disappointed the first time I took a dump on a plane and could not see clouds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:02 PM (gbOdA)

37 Duh.... Crazy Train ?

https://tinyurl.com/2tf78yms

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 08:02 PM (SATZE)

38 Last Train to Clarksville

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)

39 Now, Snoopy had swore that he'd get that man
So he asked the Great Pumpkin for a new battle plan
He challenged the German to a real dogfight
While the Baron was laughin', he got him in his sight

[Musical Interlude]

[Verse 5]
That Bloody Red Baron was in a fix
He tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Snoopy fired once and he fired twice
And that Bloody Red Baron went spinnin' out of sight

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:03 PM (gbOdA)

40 -
Boat songs have tons of romance:
-

Theme from Jaws

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 08:03 PM (84Rje)

41 A Two-fer:

Midnight Train to Georgia was originally written as Midnight Plane to Houston. The Pips singing "Woo-Woo" in the background sealed the song's fate as a classic train song.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 02, 2025 08:03 PM (47/pr)

42 As long as you aren't trying to get me to listen to "Hey, Soul Sister."

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2025 08:03 PM (n/wJo)

43 Blackfoot - Train Train

https://youtu.be/d8ygJB9QGHM

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:04 PM (Vj4xA)

44 "Comin' into Los Angeles,
Bringin' in a couple of keys
Don't touch my bags if you please,
Mr. Customs Man

Posted by: 0101010 at May 02, 2025 08:05 PM (T38vQ)

45 She was riding Wildflower...

A horse has entered the conversation.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 08:05 PM (W/lyH)

46 American Pie is a plane song right?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:05 PM (VofaG)

47 Drivin that train
High on cocaine
Casey Jones you better watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:06 PM (viF8m)

48 I received a message from my brother across the water
He sat laughing as he wrote, "The end's in sight"
So I said goodbye to all my friends and packed my hopes inside a matchbox
'Cause I know it's time to fly

[Chorus]
Oh, yeah, come on, meet me in the morning
Meet me in the middle of the night
Ah, yeah, the morning light is coming
Don't it make you wanna go and feel alright?
Ooh yeah, ah hah

Posted by: 0101010 at May 02, 2025 08:07 PM (T38vQ)

49 A cover of Early Morning Rain by Foxes and Fossils ( but on this one there aren't any Foxes... )

https://youtu.be/locrsrymmW4

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2025 08:07 PM (PiwSw)

50 Pat Metheny - Last Train Home

https://youtu.be/Sq5oqY3-vhg

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:07 PM (Vj4xA)

51 Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick Blaine: And you never will. But, I’ve got a job to do, too. Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of, Ilsa. I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that.
Ilsa: (Ilsa begins to cry.)
Rick Blaine: Now, now . . .
Rick Blaine: (Rick gently places his hand under her chin and raises it so their eyes meet.)
Rick Blaine: Here’s looking at you kid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:07 PM (gbOdA)

52 47 Drivin that train
High on cocaine
Casey Jones you better watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:06 PM (viF8m)

Great song

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 08:07 PM (SATZE)

53 -
He said he flew up there. I had to fly up a get him down. He was about half crazy.

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 08:08 PM (84Rje)

54 "Starbright, starbright, you've got the lovin' that I like
Turn this crazy bird around
Should not have got on this flight tonight"

This Flight Tonight

~Joni Mitchell

https://tinyurl.com/yjftuxtn

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:08 PM (X+xvk)

55 46 American Pie is a plane song right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:05 PM (VofaG)

yes but it says the three men I admire the most
Father Son and Holy Ghost
They took the last train for the coast

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:08 PM (gbOdA)

56 "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald."

Gordon Lightfoot.

Not a lot of great shipwreck songs....

Posted by: Stateless.. 23% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 02, 2025 08:08 PM (jvJvP)

57 What about "Eight Miles High"
http://tiny.cc/4aii001

(Warning: Link is not to The Byrds. It is to a live performance of the song by Husker Du, and might be a little intense for those older than 29.)

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2025 08:09 PM (n/wJo)

58 Falling feels like flying…for a little while

That was the lyric in the movie Crazy Heart

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:09 PM (VofaG)

59 53 -
He said he flew up there. I had to fly up a get him down. He was about half crazy.
Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 08:08 PM (84Rje)

wildwood flower

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

60 Did anyone watch Megan Kelly's Blonde Origin? It was hilarious watching Mark Halperin in it.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 02, 2025 08:10 PM (svdKU)

61 Nightrain.

https://tinyurl.com/4ymtktf7

Appetite is in my top 5 greatest albums Ever.

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 08:10 PM (SATZE)

62 Movin' eight miles a minute
For months at a time
Breakin' all of the rules that would bend
I began to find myself searchin'
Searchin' for shelter again and again

[Chorus]
Against the wind
Little somethin' against the wind
I found myself seekin' shelter against the wind

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:11 PM (gbOdA)

63 One more

Old Crow Medicine Show, Mumford something, and others

This Train is Bound for Glory

https://tinyurl.com/2a2wptfm

(some of the total band appears to be hipsters and or hippies, but they did a heck of a job with the New Orleans sound)

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Ladies, you weren't liberated. You were industrialized. Now you're widgets, too. at May 02, 2025 08:11 PM (gZdiR)

64 -
"The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald."

Gordon Lightfoot.

Not a lot of great shipwreck songs....
Posted by: Stateless.. 23% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 02, 2025 08:08 PM-
-

You don't like Celine Dion??

I'm OK with that.

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 08:11 PM (84Rje)

65 Heading out this morning, into the sun
Riding on the diamond waves, little darlin' one

Warm wind caress her, her lover it seems
Oh Annie, dreamboat Annie
Ship of dreams
Oh Annie, dreamboat Annie
Little ship of dreams

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:12 PM (gbOdA)

66 Midnight Train To Georgia became a train song but it was originally a plane song when plane songs were the rage and it was originally about Farah Fawcett getting a late flight to Houston. True Story, as the writer was Lee Majors' friend.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 02, 2025 08:12 PM (uGULU)

67

Big Ol' Jet Airliner is one of the best driving songs there is.

Here's a version with the extended intro:
https://tinyurl.com/2eq9byxl

That intro is just sail down the highway, and other "get 'er done" tasks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2025 08:12 PM (w6EFb)

68 That terrible Frank Sinatra!

"Come Fly with Me" Harrumph! You know what THAT means!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 02, 2025 08:12 PM (XdaRg)

69 >>yes but it says the three men I admire the most
Father Son and Holy Ghost
They took the last train for the coast

My old condo in Boston was across the street from the Hatch Shell, an amphitheater, on the Esplanade along the Charles River. The city sponsored a bunch of free concerts during the summer and one time I saw Don McLean.

Just him, his guitar and 30,000 boomers singing Bye, Bye Ms American Pie. Enough to make a Gen Z cry.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:13 PM (viF8m)

70 And I woke up flying over Albuquerque on a jet to the promised land

Posted by: New River Ned at May 02, 2025 08:13 PM (PAO3J)

71 Nightrain is about cheap booze

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:13 PM (Vj4xA)

72 -
Fly me to the moon...

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 08:13 PM (84Rje)

73 >> Did anyone watch Megan Kelly's Blonde Origin?

https://tinyurl.com/2c5temgt

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2025 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

74 I remember smoking on a plane and putting it out in the armrest ashtray. Yep. Un-ass my lawn.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2025 08:14 PM (LHPAg)

75 You guys are missing the obvious best LOCOMOTIVE song out there. Here's an extra crazy live version: https://tinyurl.com/3rtms78k

Southern Cross is a great boat song. I suppose "Wooden Ships", also by CSNY, is pretty good.

As for planes, well, no one has mentioned Bjork's "Aeroplane", which is, well, Bjorky: https://tinyurl.com/2xbcy2wk

And, if that's not weird enough, her earlier band "The Sugarcubes" has a song called "Regina", where planes feature prominently in the music video: https://tinyurl.com/2htsjvfh

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2025 08:14 PM (ycI94)

76 Just him, his guitar and 30,000 boomers singing Bye, Bye Ms American Pie. Enough to make a Gen Z cry.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:13 PM (viF8m)

kool

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:14 PM (gbOdA)

77 More on Midnight Plane to Houston by Jim Weatherly:

The song was originally written and performed by Jim Weatherly under the title "Midnight Plane to Houston", which he recorded on Jimmy Bowen's Amos Records. "It was based on a conversation I had with somebody... about taking a midnight plane to Houston," Weatherly recalls. "I wrote it as a kind of a country song. Then we sent the song to a guy named Sonny Limbo in Atlanta and he wanted to cut it with Cissy Houston... he asked if I minded if he changed the title to "Midnight Train to Georgia". And I said, 'I don't mind. Just don't change the rest of the song.'"[8]

Weatherly, in a later interview with Gary James, stated that the phone conversation in question had been with Farrah Fawcett, and he used Fawcett and her friend Lee Majors, whom she had just started dating, "as kind of like characters."[9][10][11] Weatherly, at a program in Nashville, said he had been the quarterback at the University of Mississippi, and the NFL didn't work out for him, so he was in Los Angeles trying to write songs. He was in a rec football league with Lee Majors and called Majors one night. Farrah Fawcett answered the phone and he asked what she was d

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 02, 2025 08:15 PM (uGULU)

78 Big Ol' Jet Airliner is one of the best driving songs there is.

Here's a version with the extended intro:
https://tinyurl.com/2eq9byxl

That intro is just sail down the highway, and other "get 'er done" tasks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2025 08:12 PM (w6EFb)

Driving songs is a whole ‘ other category.

Radar Love
Call Me
Satisfaction


Are three that come to mind.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:15 PM (VofaG)

79 71 Nightrain is about cheap booze
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:13 PM (Vj4xA)

Sometimes the train tickets are too damn high

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 08:15 PM (SATZE)

80 After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over Germany
Came a roarin' and a thunder
Men had never heard
Like the screaming sounds of a big war bird.

Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Richthofen was his name
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside.

Ok...not.particularly romantic but still fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 08:16 PM (W/lyH)

81 I'm a Lybian on a jet plane
Don't know if I'll be back again

Posted by: hurricane567 at May 02, 2025 08:16 PM (Fq48L)

82 Train, train!

https://tinyurl.com/hc62wy68

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:16 PM (X+xvk)

83 The entire "Come Fly With Me" album by Sinatra is the OG romance of flight album.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 02, 2025 08:17 PM (uGULU)

84 Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:17 PM (viF8m)

85 Leaving on a Jet Plane was a brutal song. Early 90's I was leaving my girlfriend at Frankfurt airport so she could go back to Namibia. If we had cellphones back then we might be married today. Glad we didn't, my wife is tops, but it was my plan in 1993.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:18 PM (2cS/G)

86 Blue Osyter Cult - M.E. 262

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (Vj4xA)

87 Then there's this tragic old airplane song, with a vague relationship to current events, albeit a lefty lean as might be expected from ol' Woody.

https://youtu.be/qu-duTWccyI

Posted by: mindful webworker - adios trendy arugula at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (7URu6)

88 Blue Osyter Cult - M.E. 262
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (Vj4xA)

How many band names have Blue in it ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (VofaG)

89 There was a little known group Ednaswap with a song "747" which, I think is about the fear of flying.

Posted by: InZona at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (aufw8)

90 My Baby Thinks She's a Train, She'll Give Any Old Bum a Ride.

Posted by: Asleep at the Wheel at May 02, 2025 08:20 PM (i0F8b)

91
If you miss the train I'm on, you will know that I am gone
You can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles,

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at May 02, 2025 08:20 PM (JRP2U)

92 Airplane story

Coming back from LAX to DFW when American had those LTs.
So in First 2 x 2 x 2 seating with a big wall at the front.
My buddies Jeff and I were feeling NO pain and talking with the attendant waiting on a bathroom.
So the light is NOT on in one of the bathroom and Jeff still talking to us opens the door, his back to the loo.
Lady with panties down to her ankles is sitting there and wails like a banshee.
Jeff does not see shit so he closes the door.

Then he says watch this.

And opens the door again.

Sounds:

weeeeeeeeee

*door shutting*

Rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*door shutting again*

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:21 PM (gbOdA)

93 How many band names have Blue in it ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (VofaG)

It doesn't matter because Blue Oyster Cult is the first one you'll ever think of.

Take me away...

https://tinyurl.com/yv3p28r7

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 08:22 PM (SATZE)

94 Such classic songs!

Well done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 08:22 PM (5YB0N)

95 Those magnificent men in their flying machines
They go up, Tiddley up, up
They go down, Tiddley down, down
They enchant all the ladies and steal the scenes
With their up, Tiddley up, up
And their down, Tiddley down, down

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:22 PM (gbOdA)

96 How many band names have Blue in it ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

The Moody Blues leap immediately to mind.

Black and Blue as well, if you're familiar with mid to late '80s metal.

And Blackfoot had the best train song ever.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:23 PM (X+xvk)

97 Blue Murder

https://youtu.be/hfsZ4EzSn80

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:24 PM (Vj4xA)

98 Did you ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night?
Well Dallas is a jewel, oh yeah, Dallas is a beautiful sight
And Dallas is a jungle but Dallas gives a beautiful light
Did you ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2025 08:25 PM (Vvh2V)

99 How many band names have Blue in it ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

The Moody Blues leap immediately to mind.

Black and Blue as well, if you're familiar with mid to late '80s metal.

And Blackfoot had the best train song ever.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:23 PM (X+xvk)

Marshall Tucker Band may be tied with them on best train song.

Posted by: Can't you see? at May 02, 2025 08:25 PM (TbWk/)

100 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_g3R6vE_Xx8&t=2s&pp=2AECkAIB

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2025 08:26 PM (Vvh2V)

101 -
I really enjoy the rendition of This Train with Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Carl Perkins.
To me, everyone was great, but Perkins almost stole the show

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 08:26 PM (84Rje)

102 Baby likes to rock it like a boogie woogie choo choo train.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 08:26 PM (a4NoL)

103 Yer right about that Blackfoot song ('course Good Mornin' is their best). Kinda partial to that oddball Lovett song, My Pony on My Boat.

Then there's somethin' 'bout a boat that gives a man hope.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 08:27 PM (vd6bO)

104 Not a train song but a movie about rock and rollers on a cross country tour doing concerts at various stops. Festival Express with bands like The Dead, Janis, Buddy Guy, Flying Burrito Bros., The Band and a bunch more.

Fun watch and listen on a cool train ride.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:27 PM (viF8m)

105 Shoot, I went back to post the link and it put it in a new reply. Delete it if it's effing things up! 😵‍💫

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2025 08:27 PM (Vvh2V)

106 88 Blue Osyter Cult - M.E. 262
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (Vj4xA)

How many band names have Blue in it ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (VofaG)
Jackie Blue

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2025 08:27 PM (LHPAg)

107 So how much of almost famous was real?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:27 PM (gbOdA)

108 Now I'm listening to Don McLean, you guys are a bad influence. I'm getting nostalgic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:28 PM (2cS/G)

109 108 Now I'm listening to Don McLean, you guys are a bad influence. I'm getting nostalgic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:28 PM (2cS/G)

Good music is a bad influence?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 08:29 PM (5YB0N)

110 Blues Travelers

Climax Blues Band

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:29 PM (VofaG)

111 I'm Cindy. Fly me to Florida!

Posted by: National Air Lines at May 02, 2025 08:29 PM (G5+As)

112 Jimmie Rodgers Waiting for a Train

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 08:29 PM (vd6bO)

113 Those magnificent men in their flying machines
They go up, Tiddley up, up
They go down, Tiddley down, down
They enchant all the ladies and steal the scenes
With their up, Tiddley up, up
And their down, Tiddley down, down
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:22 PM (gbOdA)


When that song came out I had been working at a small airport near Vancouver Washington after school doing odd jobs and rebuilding antique airplanes. Some of the pilots were hired to fly around Portland in the planes as a PR event. Great fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 08:29 PM (W/lyH)

114 55 46 American Pie is a plane song right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:05 PM (VofaG)

yes but it says the three men I admire the most
Father Son and Holy Ghost
They took the last train for the coast
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:08 PM (gbOdA)

Planes, trains and automobiles. He drove his Chevy to the levee.

Posted by: BonnieBlue at May 02, 2025 08:29 PM (c3BRy)

115 Blues Brothers

Posted by: davidt at May 02, 2025 08:29 PM (i0F8b)

116 90 My Baby Thinks She's a Train, She'll Give Any Old Bum a Ride.
Posted by: Asleep at the Wheel

Meghan McCain has considered getting a tattoo with the quote "Buy the ticket, take the ride" by the late author Hunter S. Thompson, though she hasn't decided to go through with it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2025 08:30 PM (ycI94)

117 Don't go ridin' on that long black train.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 08:30 PM (a4NoL)

118 108 Now I'm listening to Don McLean, you guys are a bad influence. I'm getting nostalgic.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:28 PM (2cS/G)

You're In 2 Deep...

https://tinyurl.com/kkp9veck

Posted by: jsg at May 02, 2025 08:30 PM (SATZE)

119 Armored Saint - Last Train Home

https://youtu.be/bMx7lILb_nM

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:30 PM (Vj4xA)

120
Driving songs is a whole ‘ other category.


"Hot Rod Lincoln"
Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2025 08:31 PM (Tv15w)

121 Leavin' Texas, fourth day of July
Sun so hot, the clouds so low, the eagles filled the sky
Catch the Detroit Lightning out of Santa Fe
The Great Northern out of Cheyenne, from sea to shining sea

Gotta go to Tulsa, first train we can ride
Gotta settle one old score, one small point of pride
There ain't a place a man can hide, Shannon, will keep him from the sun
Ain't a bed can give us rest now, you keep us on the run

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:31 PM (viF8m)

122 Last Train to Clarkson

Posted by: davidt at May 02, 2025 08:31 PM (i0F8b)

123 A Man and a Train
Marty Robbins

A man and a train, a train and a man
They both tried to run as far
And as fast as they can
But a man's not a train and a train's not a man
A man can do things that a train never can.

Posted by: 13times at May 02, 2025 08:31 PM (ij9KH)

124 The Long Black Train is good song. Both renditions I'm aware have deep, sexy voices that sing it.

Posted by: BonnieBlue at May 02, 2025 08:31 PM (c3BRy)

125 Bob Segar's greatest hits is the best driving album ever made.

Fight me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 08:31 PM (5YB0N)

126 Not exactly, Alabama, but some memories have weight. Sometimes music drops it on me without warning. I don't hate it, but it's enough to change my mood.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:32 PM (2cS/G)

127 When that song came out I had been working at a small airport near Vancouver Washington after school doing odd jobs and rebuilding antique airplanes. Some of the pilots were hired to fly around Portland in the planes as a PR event. Great fun!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 08:29 PM (W/lyH)

I love that movie and the Great Race.

The Great Leslie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:32 PM (gbOdA)

128 -
Driving songs is a whole ‘ other category.

"Hot Rod Lincoln"
Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen
-

"Flirtin With Disaster"
Molly Hatchet

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2025 08:33 PM (84Rje)

129 Man, the press is laser focused on our politicians health concerns.

New York Magazine@NYMag
John Fetterman insists he is in good health. But staffers past and present say they no longer recognize the man they once knew.

-
Sumbitch hasn’t set his hair on fire! He clearly doesn't understand the situation!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 02, 2025 08:33 PM (L/fGl)

130 103 Yer right about that Blackfoot song ('course Good Mornin' is their best). Kinda partial to that oddball Lovett song, My Pony on My Boat.

Then there's somethin' 'bout a boat that gives a man hope.

Posted by: Don in SoCo

My morning routine in junior high school. A cold Coca Cola, a Marlboro Red and Blackfoot's "Good Morning." That was the perfect breakfast. Fuel to start the day.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:33 PM (X+xvk)

131 Blue songs

Mercury Blues

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:34 PM (gbOdA)

132 Blue Suede

Blue Velvet

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:34 PM (gbOdA)

133 Bob Segar's greatest hits is the best driving album ever made.

Fight me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 08:31 PM (5YB0N)


Concur.
Top Gun sound track is good too.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 08:34 PM (W/lyH)

134 Who better than Merle Haggard to sing a country song about airplanes and broken hearts…

Merle Haggard also did an entire album of railroad songs, which I loved as a kid and still enjoy today. My Love Affair With Trains.

If you enjoy country ghost songs, “The Silver Ghost” is one of my favorite songs on that album. He also covers the “loss of hoboing” with “Where Have All the Hoboes Gone”.

And since it came out in 1976, there’s also “Here Comes the Freedom Train”, probably the only non-sad-song on the album.

All aboard, America, here comes the Freedom Train!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (EXyHK)

135 Downtown Train was originally done by Tom Waits, covered by Rod Stewart, Bob Seger, and Patty Smyth.

I love the Patty Smyth video. Directed by David Fincher.

https://youtu.be/QFZzKzfxYgo

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (Vj4xA)

136 My blue heaven.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (LHPAg)

137 There has to be a song about pulling a train right?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (VofaG)

138 122 Last Train to Clarkson
Posted by: davidt at May 02, 2025

Isn’t it Clarksville? Maybe your version is a better song!

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (pZEOD)

139 Like a Rock is that song from the Chevy commercial.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (Vnr18)

140 Concur.
Top Gun sound track is good too.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 08:34 PM (W/lyH)

You just like the volleyball scene.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (gbOdA)

141 Concur.
Top Gun sound track is good too.
Posted by: Diogenes

Mighty Wings

Posted by: Tuna at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (lJ0H4)

142 Blew By You.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (i0F8b)

143 Training montage vs train songs

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Ladies, you weren't liberated. You were industrialized. Now you're widgets, too. at May 02, 2025 08:36 PM (gZdiR)

144 119 Armored Saint - Last Train Home

https://youtu.be/bMx7lILb_nM

Posted by: Mark1971

Armored Saint! Now that takes me back....

Thanks.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:36 PM (X+xvk)

145 You see that long train running
and watch it disappear

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:36 PM (gbOdA)

146 A little late, but I wanted to say I loved the talking baby podcast! Hilarious material.

Posted by: Paco at May 02, 2025 08:37 PM (mADJX)

147 George Washington was the engineer,
John Adams shoveled coal,
Ben Franklin punched the tickets,
Tom Jefferson added soul.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 02, 2025 08:37 PM (EXyHK)

148 The whole decade of the 60s, Johnny Olson flew to Miami from NY to do his announcer duties on the Jackie Gleason Show. He worked in NY on many game shows. Most game shows didn't move to Hollywood until the end of the 60s. It is said he flew NY to FL 300 times or so.

Posted by: Eastern #1 To The Sun at May 02, 2025 08:37 PM (G5+As)

149 142 Blew By You.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (i0F8b)

25 bux

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:37 PM (gbOdA)

150 Armored Saint are still at it. Never put out a bad album.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:37 PM (Vj4xA)

151 You guys suck! I am literally listening to Elton John singing about honey-bears and butterflies. I feel like I must be at least half gay and should probably tell my wife...

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:38 PM (2cS/G)

152
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon

The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon
It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon
We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky

Posted by: 13times at May 02, 2025 08:38 PM (ij9KH)

153 I don't know whose song this is. My brother-in-law's band used to cover it. Wish I had their version available. Many covers of it on the yootoob.

https://youtu.be/AV7ZTwqC8ZI

Posted by: mindful webworker - well I dremt I flew at May 02, 2025 08:38 PM (7URu6)

154 Concur.
Top Gun sound track is good too.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 08:34 PM (W/lyH)

You just like the volleyball scene.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2025 08:35 PM (gbOdA)


Mrs D sure did.
Me...meh.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 08:38 PM (W/lyH)

155 Got on board a westbound 747

Didn't think before deciding what to do...

Albert Hammond 1972ish?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 08:38 PM (QGaXH)

156 Take the A Train.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 02, 2025 08:39 PM (Vnr18)

157

"Los Angeles", Sugarcult

https://youtu.be/OpA3ORYlgGs?si=EEylaCQPQPucsBeW

Sadde Six Arrival - LAX
(night landing in Los Angeles)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2025 08:39 PM (Tv15w)

158 148 The whole decade of the 60s, Johnny Olson flew to Miami from NY to do his announcer duties on the Jackie Gleason Show. He worked in NY on many game shows. Most game shows didn't move to Hollywood until the end of the 60s. It is said he flew NY to FL 300 times or so.
Posted by: Eastern #1 To The Sun at May 02, 2025 08:37 PM (G5+As)
How sweet it is!

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2025 08:39 PM (LHPAg)

159 Can't be many songs flying away on a Zepher

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 08:39 PM (ypFCm)

160 I'm sure Elton John was involved with trains at multiple times in his career.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Ladies, you weren't liberated. You were industrialized. Now you're widgets, too. at May 02, 2025 08:40 PM (gZdiR)

161 Eromero,

I remember smoking on a plane. Smoking section was in the back of the plane.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2025 08:40 PM (OW907)

162 Many decades ago, I saw a boy on The Micky Mouse Club who used an accordion to create a soundtrack to his story of B-17s flying over Germany and dropping bombs on the Nazi rat bastards! Best plane song ever!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 02, 2025 08:40 PM (L/fGl)

163 Anybody else like watching the Roadworthy Rescues guy? I think he's hilarious - in a good way.

Sometimes I watch thinking how I'd approach a problem differently....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 08:40 PM (QGaXH)

164 151 You guys suck! I am literally listening to Elton John singing about honey-bears and butterflies. I feel like I must be at least half gay and should probably tell my wife...
Posted by: Lincolntf

Sorry. No half-measures here. You is or you ain't.

Posted by: The Grand Poof at May 02, 2025 08:40 PM (G5+As)

165
Hello, everyone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 02, 2025 08:40 PM (Mo04G)

166 161 Eromero,

I remember smoking on a plane. Smoking section was in the back of the plane.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2025 08:40 PM (OW907)

As if that helped. They acted like air rushed from the front to the back to clear out the smoke.

ROFL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 08:41 PM (5YB0N)

167 150 Armored Saint are still at it. Never put out a bad album.

Posted by: Mark1971

"March of the Saint" was my first experience with them. Blasted through Alpine triaxial speakers with state of the art equalizer! Burned a lot of highway with that band...

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:41 PM (X+xvk)

168 How many songs do you think mention Superman?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2025 08:42 PM (VofaG)

169 The next song that showed up was REM, so I will tolerate it. The one about Andy Kaufmann. I listened to this on the way to prom 35 years ago.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:42 PM (2cS/G)

170 On a cold and rainy night
I was sitting in the light
Of my switchman’s shack
On my post on the mountain.
The storm was pretty bad
And the telephone was dead
But it was just eleven hours ’til the dawn.
Then much to my surprise
The telegraph jumped into life…

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 02, 2025 08:43 PM (EXyHK)

171 For driving songs, how about:

30,000 lbs of mashed bananas.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 08:44 PM (a4NoL)

172 How many songs do you think mention Superman?

How many times have you spit on his cape?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 02, 2025 08:44 PM (EXyHK)

173 I think most of Almost Famous is true. The band was a take on the Allman Brothers, IIRC. Lester Bangs and the Rolling Stone people were real. And the groupies were real.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2025 08:45 PM (cvWHI)

174 Harry Chapin and Harry Nilsson, both gone too soon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 08:45 PM (a4NoL)

175 Josh Turner - Long Black Train

Don't you go riding on that long black train

Great music video too....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 08:45 PM (QGaXH)

176
I remember smoking on a plane. Smoking section was in the back of the plane.
Posted by: lin-duh

================

Oh girl. I remember sitting next to the smokers. Dipping a skinny, water-soluble airplane cocktail napkin into the last of my water and trying to make a filter over my mouth and nose out of it. On a 14-hour flight from Seoul to LA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 02, 2025 08:46 PM (Mo04G)

177 Sky Pilot
- The Animals

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2025 08:46 PM (/lPRQ)

178 171 For driving songs, how about:

30,000 lbs of mashed bananas.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 08:44 PM (a4NoL)
When they're bad, they're bad. Just gotta take em out to sea and dump them over the side. Let the bananafish eat em.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2025 08:46 PM (LHPAg)

179 SOMEBODY ROBBED THE GLENDALE TRAIN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQQBMKxCCzQ

Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2025 08:46 PM (n2swS)

180 The best version of "This Flight Tonight" was the cover by Nazareth in 1973.

https://tinyurl.com/89wmcmnt

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:46 PM (X+xvk)

181 53: Wildwood Weed

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 08:46 PM (QGaXH)

182 Next song suggested by YT is "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot. If I remember correctly, this one gets intense.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:46 PM (2cS/G)

183 >>I think most of Almost Famous is true.

Underrated movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:47 PM (viF8m)

184 How many times have you spit on his cape?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit in the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
and you DON'T mess around with Jim.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 08:48 PM (X+xvk)

185 I think most of Almost Famous is true.

If you enjoy the movie, I recommend watching it with the commentary. It’s Cameron Crowe and his mother.

“Always be careful what you say to your children; they may put it into a movie later.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 02, 2025 08:48 PM (EXyHK)

186 "I have slipped the surly bonds of earth" is a poem, right? Not a song? Very fine, though.

Posted by: Wenda at May 02, 2025 08:49 PM (b0psD)

187 Two good airplane movie soundtrack themes that make you feel you're soaring are The Blue Max and 663 Squadron.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 02, 2025 08:49 PM (L/fGl)

188 Gladys Knight's "Midnight Train to Georgia" was originally entitled by the songwriter, "Midnight Train to Austin". Or maybe Houston, I've forgotten for sure. Gladys told Mr. Kristoferson that her clientele didn't ride airplanes and wouldn't be able to relate. So he agreed to let her change the lyric.

Posted by: Pendejo at May 02, 2025 08:49 PM (92ma5)

189

Two trains
Two railroad tracks
One going
And the other one comin' back
There goes my baby on that ol' train
I say, come back, come back

https://youtu.be/uNyOr4h2ZLw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 08:50 PM (63Dwl)

190
Riding on the City of New Orleans
Illinois Central, Monday morning rail
15 cars and 15 restless riders
Three conductors, 25 sacks of mail
All along the southbound odyssey
The train pulls out of Kankakee
Rolls along past houses, farms, and fields
Passing trains that have no name
An' freight yards full of old black men
And the graveyards of the rusted automobiles
Good morning, America, how are ya?
Said don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans
I'll be gone 500 miles when the day is done

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2025 08:50 PM (Vvh2V)

191 Songs about boats and nobody has mentioned Brandy?

She was a fine girl.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:50 PM (viF8m)

192 183 >>I think most of Almost Famous is true.

Underrated movie.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:47 PM (viF8m)

Agree. It was too personal not to be.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 08:50 PM (q7hip)

193 Just an old fashioned train song,
coming down in three-part harmony.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2025 08:51 PM (Aqu9a)

194 Engine Engine #9 Roger Miller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV3VQVb-CGQ

Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2025 08:54 PM (n2swS)

195 Next song prompted by YT, The Living Years. How fucking old do they think I am?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 08:54 PM (2cS/G)

196 I just got here so don't know if this has already been mentioned:

Silver Bird/Mark Lindsay

https://youtu.be/o1Kyc_M3n_E?si=_5SQaCVdGRhyBYGT

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2025 08:55 PM (unUNN)

197 Heard it in a trai-ai-ain song,
Cain't be wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2025 08:55 PM (Aqu9a)

198 Train kept a comin, all night long

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 08:55 PM (q7hip)

199 Nice thread, Buck!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2025 08:55 PM (MFYQF)

200 Here's one. Too drunk to read comments.

"Flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the U.S.S.R
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the U.S.S.R"

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 02, 2025 08:56 PM (EvHnz)

201
And that Bloody Red Baron went spinnin' out of sight

He never did deliver my pizza.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

202 197
That's funny right there.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 08:57 PM (vd6bO)

203 Do we have room for ..... balloons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKkNlwpajNk

Posted by: goatexchange at May 02, 2025 08:58 PM (706cY)

204 > Not a lot of great shipwreck songs....
--------
Not great, but... shipwreck

Ballad of Yarmouth Castle... also by Gordon Lightfoot. Dude seems to have an obsession with shipwrecks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2025 08:58 PM (Q4IgG)

205 Some Moron linked this earlier today. Now you can fly like Superman!

https://shorturl.at/EYuws

More info.

https://shorturl.at/FRi5A

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 02, 2025 08:58 PM (L/fGl)

206 City of New Orleans by Arlo Guthrie.

I'm the train they call the city of New Orleans, I'll be gone 500 miles before the day is done.

Posted by: Case at May 02, 2025 08:58 PM (OrSPY)

207
Ballad of Yarmouth Castle... also by Gordon Lightfoot. Dude seems to have an obsession with shipwrecks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2025 08:58 PM (Q4IgG)

Great Lake Canuck, I believe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 08:58 PM (q7hip)

208 Oh-oh-oh, what's trains got to do, got to do with it?
What's rail, but second-rate locomotion?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2025 08:59 PM (Aqu9a)

209 Train , train I ride. Mystery train

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 08:59 PM (D7yNd)

210 I'll learn to work the saxophone
(I) I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2025 09:00 PM (GITLP)

211 Pardon me sir, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 09:00 PM (q7hip)

212 Now they are throwing Don Henley and Bruce Springsteen at me. It is cool to be able to picture exactly what car I was in, what beach I was on, etc. back in those days when I heard these on the radio ad nauseum.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:00 PM (2cS/G)

213 I always liked planechant. Very traditional.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 09:00 PM (D7oie)

214 Oddly, I never think John Denver when Leaving on a jet plane- I always think Peter Paul and Mary.

It's been playing in my head the past couple days, so I am surprised to see it here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:00 PM (Mx2pV)

215 Do you hear that whistle down the line

I'm thinking it's engine number 49

She's the only one that'll sound that way

On the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 09:00 PM (QGaXH)

216
Man, the press is laser focused on our politicians health concerns.

New York Magazine@NYMag
John Fetterman insists he is in good health. But staffers past and present say they no longer recognize the man they once knew.

================

I'm listening to a rant about Fetterman on The Bulwark (one of my favorite hate-watches) and it's hilarious how intolerant they are of brain damage when it makes someone occasionally think straight instead of spending their term as a left wing puppet in a permanent state of shuffling, stumbling, stuttering dementia.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 02, 2025 09:00 PM (Mo04G)

217 Folsom Prison Blues.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 09:01 PM (D7yNd)

218 Loved me some John Denver and Jim Croce when I was a teenager.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 02, 2025 09:01 PM (dg+HA)

219 Suggestion for a music thread. Favorite cover songs.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 09:01 PM (viF8m)

220 Has Fetterman actually ever voted the 'wrong way'?

No?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:01 PM (Mx2pV)

221 Perhaps the most famous shipwreck song ever....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfSLuEj99d0

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2025 09:01 PM (Q4IgG)

222 Dems do keep the tribe in line. You start talking conservative and they bring out the knives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 09:02 PM (q7hip)

223 Believe it or not, there is a band out there called Big Big Train.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2025 09:02 PM (jqrzj)

224 Suggestion for a music thread. Favorite cover songs.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 09:01 PM (viF8m)

That's a good one. Anything by Rush- covered by anyone else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:02 PM (Mx2pV)

225 Did you ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night?
Well Dallas is a jewel, oh yeah, Dallas is a beautiful sight
And Dallas is a jungle but Dallas gives a beautiful light
Did you ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2025 08:25 PM (Vvh2V)

Good song, but is really a plane song?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2025 09:02 PM (MFYQF)

226 Great thread idea, have always been partial to Train Songs, a compilation of nothing but train songs would be really call.

I like the acoustic guitar played fast. - Doc Watson fast - “Casey Jones was a mighty man ….”

his version of Freight Train Boogie really smokes

Posted by: Common Tater at May 02, 2025 09:02 PM (qwEFl)

227 I think John Denver did a train song album as well. I'm copying this thread when it gets nooded. Y'all are making me remember lots of old tunes I'll want to go back and listen to again. Fond memories.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:03 PM (vd6bO)

228 211 Pardon me sir, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 09:00 PM (q7hip)

Yes, yes. On Track 29.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2025 09:03 PM (jqrzj)

229 That's a good one. Anything by Rush- covered by anyone else.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:02 PM (Mx2pV)

Blasphemy

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (jqrzj)

230 Yet the automobile song abides

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (WkNQM)

231 Satin an lace...
-I used to call Funny Face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (Mx2pV)

232 102 Baby likes to rock it like a boogie woogie choo choo train.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 02, 2025 08:26 PM (a4NoL)

Yes! Good thing I searched before posting and repeating. You have great taste in music!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (Aqu9a)

233 229 That's a good one. Anything by Rush- covered by anyone else.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:02 PM (Mx2pV)

Blasphemy
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM

Agreed. Rush sucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (q7hip)

234 Petticoat Junction

Posted by: davidt at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (i0F8b)

235 Aww, crap, now YT is playing Counting Crows. It's not terrible, but it breaks the theme.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (2cS/G)

236 191 Songs about boats and nobody has mentioned Brandy?

She was a fine girl.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 08:50 PM

The captain wired in he had water comin' in
And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went outta sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at May 02, 2025 09:05 PM (dg+HA)

237 I'm not afraid to fly
I'm not that naive
Man wasn't ment to fly
With clouds between his knees

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2025 09:05 PM (ypFCm)

238 Well I see Tammy best me to it.

Great song.

Posted by: Case at May 02, 2025 09:05 PM (OrSPY)

239 Blasphemy
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (jqrzj)

It's sad to see someone who has had Geddy Lee's shrill whine penetrate the amygdala.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:05 PM (Mx2pV)

240 For JackStraw, row row row your boat

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 09:06 PM (D7yNd)

241
My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln"

Posted by: Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen at May 02, 2025 09:07 PM (dg+HA)

242 Authentic Cowboy train song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Stac-Qg57I

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:07 PM (vd6bO)

243 Not a lot of great shipwreck songs....

-

The Pogues had a really good one, but the shipwreck was just a verse in other terrors.

Drunken Boat

There's a sound that comes from miles away, if you lean your head to hear
A ship's bell rings on board a wreck when the air is still and clear
And up above that means another angel's got his wings
But all below it signifies is a ship's gone in the drink

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Ladies, you weren't liberated. You were industrialized. Now you're widgets, too. at May 02, 2025 09:07 PM (gZdiR)

244 Aww, crap, now YT is playing Counting Crows. It's not terrible, but it breaks the theme.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:04 PM (2cS/G)

More hated than the dentist drill voice of Geddy Lee is the Mr Jones and Me...

*throws hood over head*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:07 PM (Mx2pV)

245 Daydream in Blue, by I Robot. It's a little weird, but kinda catchy: https://tinyurl.com/mu4ftr9e

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2025 09:07 PM (ycI94)

246 Surely someone has already mentioned this one and I just missed it?

Yeah, when the train left the station
It had two lights on behind
Whoa, the blue light was my baby
And the red light was my mind

https://youtu.be/yZYhhjyGXoU

Posted by: mindful webworker - well I dremt I flew at May 02, 2025 09:07 PM (7URu6)

247 241
My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln"

Posted by: Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen at May 02, 2025 09:07 PM (dg+HA

Like you needed an excuse, Dad!

*slams bedroom door

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 09:08 PM (q7hip)

248 >>Train , train I ride. Mystery train

Excellent suggestion for my cover thread Ben Had.

That was a staple of the Jerry Garcia Band. Great song.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 09:08 PM (viF8m)

249 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pJUQToahOlc

Me and Jane in a plane 1927

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 02, 2025 09:08 PM (U2zqT)

250 Crazy Train!

https://tinyurl.com/3aerzddx

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 09:08 PM (X+xvk)

251 If there is ever a Best Music Ever argument, I submit David Bowie as my champion. "5 Years" both pissed me off and made me pay attention. Crazy song.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:08 PM (2cS/G)

252 Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya. Fellas, it's been good to know ya...

Posted by: The Cook at May 02, 2025 09:08 PM (mH6SG)

253 Long my favorite "airplane" song. I have to stop myself from humming it in airports, though, lest I get arrested:
https://youtu.be/vXXRjPUvZnY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2025 09:09 PM (WkNQM)

254 People all over the world (Everybody)
Join hands (Join)
Start a love train, love train

People all over the world (All the world, now)
Join hands (Love ride)
Start a love train (Love ride), love train

The next stop that we make will be England
Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
Don't you know that it's time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, riding on through

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2025 09:11 PM (Aqu9a)

255 Train Kept a Rolling was the Yardbirds.

Huh. Didn't know that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 09:11 PM (q7hip)

256 My favorite shipwreck song, Bones in the Ocean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy_B6-seDqY

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:11 PM (vd6bO)

257 Technically it's a boat song:

Goodbye Joe me gotta go me oh my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou

Posted by: Hank Williams at May 02, 2025 09:11 PM (dg+HA)

258 Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2025 09:11 PM (Q4IgG)

259 My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln"
Posted by: Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen at May 02, 2025 09:07 PM (dg+HA)

Which was a very well done cover of the original, by Charlie Ryan, who really did build and drive a hot rod Lincoln. Model A body on a V12 Lincoln Zephyr frame. Charlie has passed on, but the car still exists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2025 09:12 PM (MFYQF)

260 Train Kept a Rollin'....

https://tinyurl.com/2y88pbpz

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 09:13 PM (X+xvk)

261 Ginger or Mary Ann?

Posted by: Hey, you started it at May 02, 2025 09:13 PM (dg+HA)

262 I can think of train songs that mention railroad lines (Illinois Central, AT&SF, probably others) but can't think of any plane songs that mention airlines...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 09:13 PM (QGaXH)

263 Which was a very well done cover of the original, by Charlie Ryan, who really did build and drive a hot rod Lincoln. Model A body on a V12 Lincoln Zephyr frame. Charlie has passed on, but the car still exists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2025 09:12 PM (MFYQF)
++++
I think Commander Cody's version is the standard. They didn't do it first, but they did it best. Like the Righteous Brothers version of "Unchained Melody." No point in anyone else ever trying it again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2025 09:13 PM (WkNQM)

264 City of New Orleans by Arlo Guthrie.
Posted by: Case


Steve Goodman managed to get Arlo to listen to a cassette of his song. Arlo liked it and popularized it. Goodman's most famous hit, out of all the many great songs he wrote and recorded.
___

Not really extending this to waterway songs are we?
Michael Row the Boat Ashore
Day-O (Banana Boat Song)

Posted by: mindful webworker - daylight come and me wan go home at May 02, 2025 09:14 PM (7URu6)

265 Night Train

Guns and Roses

80s man

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 09:14 PM (q7hip)

266 I can think of train songs that mention railroad lines (Illinois Central, AT&SF, probably others) but can't think of any plane songs that mention airlines...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 09:13 PM (QGaXH)
++++
Railroads were romantic. Even at their peak under regulation and elite status, airlines sort of never were.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2025 09:15 PM (WkNQM)

267 can't think of any plane songs that mention airlines...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 09:13 PM

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Flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C....

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 02, 2025 09:16 PM (1Au9i)

268 Steve Goodman was a marvel - wrote my favorite Christmas song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbODSEP9m_A

I know, I'm in trouble for posting a Christmas song.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:16 PM (vd6bO)

269 The "Fly Me" commercials.

https://youtu.be/TiYoWQt1xQs

Posted by: National Airlines at May 02, 2025 09:16 PM (dg+HA)

270 Sort of a boat song. Sort of.

Old pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 09:17 PM (viF8m)

271
I can think of train songs that mention railroad lines (Illinois Central, AT&SF, probably others) but can't think of any plane songs that mention airlines...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


BOAC (Back in the USSR)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 09:17 PM (63Dwl)

272 Not so happy song: “Another Plane Went Down,” by Shawn Colvin

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hupochondriac at May 02, 2025 09:17 PM (RjVfA)

273 Southern Pacific, by Neil Young.

https://tinyurl.com/4het8wnb

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 02, 2025 09:18 PM (X+xvk)

274 267 can't think of any plane songs that mention airlines...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 09:13 PM

-------------------

Flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C....
Posted by: Bigsmith at May 02, 2025 09:16 PM (1Au9i)

Very good! I knew there had to be at least one out there....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 09:18 PM (QGaXH)

275 The Blue Train by Linda Ronstadt, Emmylou Harris and Dolly Parton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987iPhplnO0

Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2025 09:18 PM (n2swS)

276 Circa 1974, I was alone in the Latin Quarter in Paris, it was late at night, I was very tired and cold so I sat down at a table at a large sidewalk cafe. Some hippy expat with a guitar and a hippy girlfriend sang Somebody Robbed the Danville Train and it was very comforting. It was also on that night and at that place that I read the words of a philosopher written, in English, on the restroom wall. "Life is a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 02, 2025 09:19 PM (L/fGl)

277
I'm just a son of a son, son of a son
Son of a son of a sailor
The sea's in my veins, my tradition remains
I'm just glad I don't live in a trailer

Posted by: James William Buffett at May 02, 2025 09:19 PM (dg+HA)

278 Oh man, I can't believe I forgot one of the best plane songs

Jonathan Richman (you know him from There's Something About Mary)

I'm a Little Airplane

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Ladies, you weren't liberated. You were industrialized. Now you're widgets, too. at May 02, 2025 09:19 PM (gZdiR)

279 Not plane songs per se, but there’s a band named after a plane.

El Ten Eleven (as in the Lockheed L-1011)

Instrumental band. I’m a big fan.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 02, 2025 09:20 PM (NWr1F)

280 I'm a little teapot.

Posted by: Short and stout at May 02, 2025 09:21 PM (dg+HA)

281 Gordon Lightfoot has one of the best, or at least, happiest, boat songs, too. “Christian Island”, from the album Don Quixote.

Tall and strong she dips and reels
I call her silver heels
And she tells me how she feels.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 02, 2025 09:21 PM (EXyHK)

282 86 Blue Osyter Cult - M.E. 262

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2025 08:19 PM (Vj4xA)


I cannot recall any songs that made it as singles or on albums in the US or UK about the Mustang, Spitfire, Flying Fortress, Hurricane, Thunderbolt, Lancaster, or any well-known Pacific Theater aircraft. Those Krazy Krauts got all the attention from the rock groups, it seems. References: Rolling Stones, "Sympathy for the Devil;" Al Stewart, "Roads to Moscow."

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2025 09:22 PM (aBgBM)

283 Cool @Anonymous.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:22 PM (2cS/G)

284 Another boat song

The Skye Boat Song, sung by Roger Whittaker

https://youtu.be/zIwLHbskuhE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 09:22 PM (VNX3d)

285 We're Leading The Way.

https://youtu.be/xyjnWJJB1N8

Posted by: TWA at May 02, 2025 09:24 PM (dg+HA)

286 Wow...Blue Train is nice.
Reminds me of what Dolly Parton did for Jimmie Rodgers' Muleskinner Blues a while back.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:24 PM (vd6bO)

287 We sailed on the sloop John B

My grandfather and me

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 09:24 PM (QGaXH)

288 284 Another boat song

The Skye Boat Song, sung by Roger Whittaker

https://youtu.be/zIwLHbskuhE
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 09:22 PM (VNX3d)
He sailed for England

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2025 09:24 PM (LHPAg)

289 Steve Goodman was a marvel - wrote my favorite Christmas song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbODSEP9m_A
I know, I'm in trouble for posting a Christmas song.
Posted by: Don in SoCo


Hey, thanks. Never heard that one. And always liked Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

I had thought maybe you were going to go with
Watching Joey Glow
Just 'cause they decorated him like a Christmas tree.
https://youtu.be/u0MCQrY_-iM

Posted by: mindful webworker - daylight come and me wan go home at May 02, 2025 09:25 PM (7URu6)

290 Space Oddity

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 09:25 PM (63Dwl)

291 Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship

Posted by: Sherwood Schwartz at May 02, 2025 09:25 PM (JkO4W)

292 I'll forever rue the day,
I booked on Aero Pinochet.
Their choppers never had a crash,
But nonetheless we made a splash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2025 09:26 PM (MFYQF)

293 Another by Roger Whittaker: The Last Farewell

https://youtu.be/sGWs1HK8iDU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 09:26 PM (VNX3d)

294 Well, I was born in the sign of water
And it's there that I feel my best
The albatross and the whales
They are my brothers

It's kind of a special feeling
When you're out on the sea alone
Staring at the full moon like a lover

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 09:27 PM (viF8m)

295 Would Sam Hall be considered a plane song?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 09:27 PM (D7oie)

296 What an amazing, mellow, sweet last couple of threads.

Thank you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2025 09:27 PM (mT+6a)

297 Glad to see Lightfoot and lyrics. I'm a fan

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2025 09:28 PM (XeU6L)

298 The Last Farewell by Roger Whittaker

https://youtu.be/sGWs1HK8iDU

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 02, 2025 09:28 PM (dg+HA)

299 Stewardess in a mini skirt!

Posted by: scottst at May 02, 2025 09:28 PM (ojBxe)

300 Space Oddity
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 09:25 PM (63Dwl)


Bowie's first five albums, maybe six or seven, were pretty amazing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 09:28 PM (D7oie)

301 The Post Millennial@TPostMillennial
Hope Walz, the daughter of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, goes on a tirade after a running influencer was invited to the Trump White House.
She claims “running is political” and it’s an exercise only for privileged people.

-
That why I don't jog. I want to be as one with proletariat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 02, 2025 09:29 PM (L/fGl)

302 Has anyone mentioned "You belong to me" yet? Pasty Cline?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 02, 2025 09:29 PM (gHSfI)

303 Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2025 09:29 PM (D7yNd)

304 "Don't Pay The Ferryman' is the next suggested tune by YT. It's not bad, but I don't remember it. Chris De Burgh?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:29 PM (2cS/G)

305 Have to mention 'The Letter', by the Box Tops.

Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane / Ain't got time to take a fast train / Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home / My baby just wrote me a letter /

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2025 09:30 PM (XeU6L)

306 Bowie's first five albums, maybe six or seven, were pretty amazing.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2025 09:28 PM (D7oie)

---------

So good that Barbra Streisand covered his Life On Mars.

Yeecchhh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2025 09:30 PM (JkO4W)

307 Ugh. Pasty Cline... Hate this keyboard thingy

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 02, 2025 09:30 PM (gHSfI)

308 No USAF ?

'off we go, into the wild blue', etc

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Doc IS here at May 02, 2025 09:30 PM (AOsQT)

309
Well, there's hours of time on the telephone line to talk about things to come

Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground

Posted by: James Taylor at May 02, 2025 09:31 PM (dg+HA)

310 Space Truckin'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 09:31 PM (63Dwl)

311 Autocucumberhas defeated me

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 02, 2025 09:31 PM (gHSfI)

312 Now YT is prompting "Heroes". Great video, I've seen it before.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:32 PM (2cS/G)

313 She packed my bags last night;

Pre-flight

Zero hour: Nine AM

And I think I'm gonna be high

As a kite by then

Posted by: Elon at May 02, 2025 09:32 PM (ojBxe)

314 So, who's going to put together a playlist of all the great songs mentioned in this thread?

Not me!

Posted by: mindful webworker - the mind goggles at May 02, 2025 09:32 PM (7URu6)

315 Pasty Cline?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 02, 2025 09:29 PM (gHSfI)

She's got the yeast infection, that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2025 09:33 PM (q7hip)

316 And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2025 09:33 PM (GITLP)

317
308 No USAF ?

Or the USSF?


https://youtu.be/EdK9RRpofI4

Posted by: Semper Supra at May 02, 2025 09:35 PM (dg+HA)

318 Somebody Robbed the Danville Train and it was very comforting.
-
Now you have put me in mind of that prick Stoneman.

Posted by: Virgil Caine at May 02, 2025 09:35 PM (XeU6L)

319 Has anyone mentioned "You belong to me" yet? Pasty Cline?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 02, 2025 09:29 PM (gHSfI)

Jo Stafford version.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 02, 2025 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

320 Thank you Buck and other posters.

So many great songs.

So many great memories.

I'm gonna spend the evening catching up on my episodes of the Roadworthy Rescues guy and getting ready for an all-day training with OC Parks tomorrow.

Peace out

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 02, 2025 09:36 PM (QGaXH)

321 The dog up and died
He up and died

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2025 09:36 PM (JkO4W)

322 something 'bloody Red Baron'

De Caprio was singing this while floating in his swimming pool in One Upon A Time In Hollywood

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Doc IS here at May 02, 2025 09:37 PM (AOsQT)

323 -
Now you have put me in mind of that prick Stoneman.
Posted by: Virgil Caine
-------

Yeah, that shit was here too, April of '65.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2025 09:38 PM (XeU6L)

324 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?

https://bit.ly/3RLsCNO

h/t bitsandpieces.us

Posted by: mindful webworker - the mind goggles at May 02, 2025 09:38 PM (7URu6)

325 'once' upon a time...

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Doc IS here at May 02, 2025 09:38 PM (AOsQT)

326 A different take on Casey Jones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFBU3J15vCs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2025 09:38 PM (MFYQF)

327
Chicken Train
Runnin all day
Can't get on
Can't get off
Chicken Train take the chickens away

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2025 09:38 PM (vFG9F)

328 323 -
Now you have put me in mind of that prick Stoneman.
Posted by: Virgil Caine
-------

Yeah, that shit was here too, April of '65.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2025 09:38 PM (XeU6L)
Word.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2025 09:39 PM (LHPAg)

329 Und. There's lots of good truckin' songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1_c0JjXV-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48eW3VL-95g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_I6gf9pdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-kUyV76X-g

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:39 PM (vd6bO)

330 Now YT is giving me Dog Days are Over. I barely remember it, but it sounds familiar.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:39 PM (2cS/G)

331 I never knew that John Denver wrote that! Steve Miller’s song is probably the one I think of most.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2025 09:40 PM (3xZyM)

332 I see Steve Miller mentioned...

One of his guitar teachers was Les Paul. Which is pretty cool. The other one was T-Bone Walker.

Dig into the blues my peeps.

https://youtu.be/pFqK6PBq-hA

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2025 09:40 PM (Q4IgG)

333 Dang, AOP, that record's spinnin fast!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:40 PM (vd6bO)

334 At the wedding of a bohemian family member of mine, the first dance was to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. It’s really a love song, I guess.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 02, 2025 09:41 PM (d9Cw3)

335
Godspeed Hobo Shoestring

https://tinyurl.com/4re68m6k

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 02, 2025 09:41 PM (dg+HA)

336 I ain't gonna work on the railroad
I ain't gonna work on the farm
Lay around the shack 'til the mail train comes back
And I'll roll in my sweet baby's arms

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 02, 2025 09:41 PM (L/fGl)

337

The Skipper was Casey Jones

https://youtu.be/Hps6L5vS0sc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

338 Dang, AOP, that record's spinnin fast!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:40 PM (vd6bO)

78 RPM, the gold standard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2025 09:42 PM (MFYQF)

339 Songs that mention a train ?

People Get Ready.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 09:42 PM (tGJ3W)

340 334
We do that one with a cello in place of the electric guitar - gives it a nice feel.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:42 PM (vd6bO)

341 334 At the wedding of a bohemian family member of mine, the first dance was to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. It’s really a love song, I guess.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 02, 2025 09:41 PM (d9Cw3)

---------

The part where the cook says it's too rough to feed ya always chokes me right up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2025 09:42 PM (JkO4W)

342 So a train leaves Chicago at 8AM headed west, and a Boeing 737 leaves LA at 9AM headed east. Where do they meet up?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 09:43 PM (W/lyH)

343 342 ...with a .67 probability, right?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:44 PM (vd6bO)

344
My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

Posted by: Sheena Easton at May 02, 2025 09:45 PM (dg+HA)

345
"From a Window Seat" is a great song by a group not a lot of people know about -- Dawes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1HzHh8uOJI

Posted by: markn23 at May 02, 2025 09:45 PM (u7V1h)

346 I'm surprised this one didn't show up

https://youtu.be/S7dIG_h5wak

Ballad of the Green Beret, by SSgt. Barry Sadler

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2025 09:45 PM (VNX3d)

347
Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Posted by: SSgt. Barry Sadler at May 02, 2025 09:46 PM (dg+HA)

348 Funny that nobody has ever written a song about an Airbus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2025 09:46 PM (JkO4W)

349 Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When Kamala steps toward a microphone

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 02, 2025 09:46 PM (L/fGl)

350 342 So a train leaves Chicago at 8AM headed west, and a Boeing 737 leaves LA at 9AM headed east. Where do they meet up?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2025 09:43 PM (W/lyH)


And where are the survivors buried?

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2025 09:46 PM (aBgBM)

351 Whoa. Horde mind. Freaky.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 02, 2025 09:47 PM (dg+HA)

352 When this post went up, I didn't expect it would stay lively all the way to the ONT. The Horde really came through. Nice inspiration, Mr Buckmorton.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the mind goggles at May 02, 2025 09:47 PM (7URu6)

353 342 So a train leaves Chicago at 8AM headed west, and a Boeing 737 leaves LA at 9AM headed east. Where do they meet up?

Central time or Pacific time? Amtrak speed? 737 MAX?

Define your parameters.

Posted by: Auspex at May 02, 2025 09:47 PM (j4U/Z)

354 Magic Airbus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2025 09:47 PM (63Dwl)

355 345 Thanks for that one - will have to dig deeper there.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:48 PM (vd6bO)

356
"Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground"

Well, the "Flying Machine" JT was talking about there had no wings, but is rather the group he started before deciding to go it alone.

Posted by: markn23 at May 02, 2025 09:48 PM (u7V1h)

357 Listening to Glory Days. How would you all rate your High School experience versus media depictions of school in the Eighties? I was lucky, probably nine out of ten.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:49 PM (2cS/G)

358 Not a train song or a plane song, but it drives right along:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcvvUWhckww

Swanee River Boogie, by Albert Ammons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2025 09:49 PM (MFYQF)

359 So a train leaves Chicago at 8AM headed west, and a Boeing 737 leaves LA at 9AM headed east.…

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: mindful webworker - the mind goggles at May 02, 2025 09:49 PM (7URu6)

360 I've been down a music rathole for 2 hours now and loving it.

More music threads.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 09:49 PM (viF8m)

361 "Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground"

Well, the "Flying Machine" JT was talking about there had no wings, but is rather the group he started before deciding to go it alone.
+++

We've got stories.

Posted by: Orville and Wilbur at May 02, 2025 09:49 PM (dg+HA)

362 At my quinceanera I sang a song about riding the rails from the mean streets of the Bronx to the beaches of Hawai'i.

Posted by: Sandy from the Bloc at May 02, 2025 09:51 PM (BI5O2)

363 Trick question. Both vehicles, outbound from Chicago and LA respectively, are crewed by political DEI hires. Neither, as a result, complete their journey.

They meet in Hell. Next question.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 09:51 PM (tGJ3W)

364 358
Man, that guy's got one helluva left hand.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 09:51 PM (vd6bO)

365 Up in the air, Junior Birdman. Up in the air, upside down. Up in the air, Junior Birdman,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Birdmen

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2025 09:51 PM (XeU6L)

366 >>Listening to Glory Days. How would you all rate your High School experience versus media depictions of school in the Eighties? I was lucky, probably nine out of ten.

11. Kind of surprised I lived through it. Everyday since then has been bonus time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 09:52 PM (viF8m)

367 I’ve got an old mule and her name is Sal, Fifteen years on the Erie Canal.
She’s a good old worker and a good old pal, Fifteen years on the Erie Canal.
We’ve hauled some barges in our day, Filled with lumber, coal and hay,
And ev’ry inch of the way I know, From Albany to Buffalo.

Chorus:
Low bridge, ev’rybody down, Low bridge, We must be getting near a town.
You can always tell your neighbor, You can always tell your pal,
If he’s ever navigated on the Erie Canal.

We’d better look ‘round for a job old gal, Fifteen years on the Erie Canal.
You bet your life I wouldn’t part with Sal, Fifteen years on the Erie Canal.
Giddap there gal, we’ve passed that lock, We’ll make Rome ‘fore six o’ clock,
So one more trip and then we’ll go, Right straight back to Buffalo.

Chorus:
Low bridge, ev’rybody down, Low bridge, I’ve got the finest mule in town,
Once a man named Mike McGinty, tried to put it over Sal,
Now he’s way down at the bottom of the Erie Canal.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2025 09:52 PM (aBgBM)

368
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Keep movin', movin', movin'
Though they're disapprovin'
Keep them dogies* movin'
Rawhide!

Posted by: Frankie Laine at May 02, 2025 09:54 PM (dg+HA)

369 @JackStraw, I'm sure you held your own.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 09:54 PM (2cS/G)

370 Rawhide?

Howzabout
Wagon Train!

https://youtu.be/VmhkkTFpteQ

Posted by: mindful webworker - the mind goggles at May 02, 2025 09:56 PM (7URu6)

371
Wouldn't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express
Wouldn't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express
They're taking me to Marrakesh

Posted by: Crosby, Stills & Nash at May 02, 2025 09:57 PM (dg+HA)

372 Does Terraplane Blues count?

Robert Johnson for the win.

youtube.com/watch?
v=iigXKpgrfYo&list=RDiigXKpgrfYo&start_radio=1

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at May 02, 2025 09:57 PM (fY84s)

373 Listening to Glory Days. How would you all rate your High School experience versus media depictions of school in the Eighties?

Thought it was dumb at the time. Have seen nothing to change my mind. 3/10. At least I had enough work to buy beer and enough sense to keep my mouth shut and thus not screw up my screwing opportunities.

But I do like running into the old broke down former jocks crying in their beer because high school ball was the apex of their lives.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 02, 2025 09:57 PM (tGJ3W)

374 >>@JackStraw, I'm sure you held your own.

We did have fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 09:59 PM (viF8m)

375 357 Listening to Glory Days. How would you all rate your High School experience versus media depictions of school in the Eighties? I was lucky, probably nine out of ten.
Posted by: Lincolntf



I don't know. I do know I'm glad I only had to do High School once. That was enough.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2025 10:00 PM (qKYfj)

376 Love Train - https://tinyurl.com/2w2tnc4m

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2025 10:00 PM (mH6SG)

377 How 'bout Mr Peabody's coal train?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ediaZ5DhYjw

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 10:00 PM (vd6bO)

378 WD is usually on time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 02, 2025 10:01 PM (M2v2q)

379 'We're on the train to Bangkok
Aboard the Thailand Express
We'll hit the stops along the way
We only stop for the best'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2025 10:02 PM (qKYfj)

380 The wreck of old 97.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 02, 2025 10:04 PM (Lo97M)

381 Guy Clark wrote this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFb1lGMvS3I

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 10:04 PM (vd6bO)

382 Springsteen's a douche, and that song is lame. It sounded dated about fifteen minutes after it was pressed on wax. Pure cheese.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2025 10:04 PM (BI5O2)

383 People Get Ready by Sierra Hull, Jerry Douglas and her band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQvHvYIf0lY

Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2025 10:05 PM (n2swS)

384 I was at a pretty large private school, all-boys, in MA, which sounds lame, but actually impressed parents of the girls I dated. Made life easier. My family wasn't rich, but my friends were, kind of got me access to chicks and events that might not have been available to others. Also, I'm handsome and charming as fuck, so let's not forget that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2025 10:07 PM (2cS/G)

385 There be noodity.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 02, 2025 10:09 PM (dg+HA)

386 382 Every time I see that name I hear Larry King saying "Bruce Springsfeen"

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 10:09 PM (vd6bO)

387 Sierra Hull is great. Time to snapshot this thread.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 02, 2025 10:10 PM (vd6bO)

388 And Springsteen talks about the HS baseball star throwing a "speedball" in that dumb song. I guess the kid was dealing dope on the side or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2025 10:10 PM (BI5O2)

389 >>People Get Ready by Sierra Hull, Jerry Douglas and her band.


Excellent.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2025 10:11 PM (viF8m)

390 And how did nobody - not a band mate, or a studio engineer, or a producer, or anyone - say "Fastball. He threw a fastball, you dumb fairy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2025 10:13 PM (BI5O2)

391 I like the original Curtis Mayfield version best. But I love Curtis Mayfield.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2025 10:16 PM (BI5O2)

392 eddie floyd big bird

Posted by: JoshO at May 02, 2025 10:20 PM (995FY)

393 No "Peace Train"?
It's right there in the title.

Posted by: sal at May 02, 2025 11:21 PM (f+FmA)

394 How about Back in the USSR for a plane song?

Posted by: Kaiju66 at May 03, 2025 07:53 AM (iyKHq)

395 Favorite rail songs:

Last Train to Clarksville,The Monkees (1966)

Last Train Home, Pat Metheny Group (instrumental, 1990)

Posted by: Ashley Squishy at May 03, 2025 08:22 AM (kvDvI)

396 The only thing worse than Glory Days is Born in the USA from the same horrible album. The singing and drumming is the worst. In 1984 it had me reconsidering the merit of drum machines.

Springsteen is a Southside Johnny and Dylan Wannabe falling short in both the bar band and bard band categories.

The E Street Band made him not the other way around. Proof is listen to him on acoustic without a band. If he were a busker, you'd take his money for putting you through that. For further proof listen to what Roy Bittan did for Dire Straits on Making Movies (1980) a much better album than the River or any of Springsteen's eighties shit.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 03, 2025 08:42 AM (uGULU)

397 Can't believe it got this far without the song that combines both.

The King's "Promised Land".

Best part of "Men in Black"

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