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There have been rumors that some faction of insiders in the DNC were unhappy with the election of David Hogg as Vice-Chair since it happened. There have been accusations of him misusing Committee email lists to fundraise for his own PACs, for instance. Perhaps, things are moving to the public space:

🚨 LMAO! Because of the DNC's insane diversity policies, they're now considering OVERRULING Vice Chair David Hogg's victory in favor of a Native American woman!

They will NEVER let go of DEI.🤣

Per Semafor, Kalyn Free is challenging her defeat to Hogg, a white male, at the last… pic.twitter.com/6xfWJ4J7ol
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 29, 2025

Here is a video of Spanish destruction engineers celebrating the implosion of steam stacks from a nuclear power plant:

Spain three years ago:

pic.twitter.com/LadZ6WdiVz
— Ada Lluch (@ada_lluch) April 28, 2025

I just saw it recently and thought it was kind of cool seeing dudes celebrating a good job well done.

No idea why it popped up in my feed, though. Something big happening in Spain?

Oh, maybe it has something to do with this:

Spain’s grid operator Red Eléctrica has confirmed that renewable energy sources fully met electricity demand across the country’s peninsular system for the first time on April 16.
Wind generated 256 GWh, accounting for 45.8% of total output. Solar followed with 151 GWh, or 27%. Hydroelectric sources added 129 GWh, making up 23.1% of the mix. Solar thermal contributed 11 GWh, or 2%, while other renewables added another 11 GWh, or 1.9%. Renewable waste generated 1 GWh, or 0.2%.

Bully for them! I'm sure nothing bad happened.

Now, off to find other news...

How about this:

Fat Illinois man LARPs so hard he thinks he'll be able to do anything in some kind of ground-level resistance against the man who controls the military:

Dem Gov. Pritzker: “Never in my life have I called for mass protests, for mobilization, for disruption. But I am now. These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace.”

I warned before the election, the left is planning the BLM riots 2.0.

It’s coming.pic.twitter.com/AQ9clwZFjJ
— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) April 28, 2025

Chuck Todd sends a message that reporters need to stop acting like they did anything wrong about their coverage of Biden's mental status. I mean...I'm not entirely sure what his point is. He calls it a press failure, but, then he does the No True Scotsman thing about CNN and MSNBC not being real news, and then he says that it's all just a right wing manufactured narrative to pit news organizations against each other.

.@chucktodd went OFF on the "virtue signaling" of reporters who play into the Trump narrative of a cover-up of Biden's health by the media pic.twitter.com/VUCYsz4K1r
— Chris Cillizza (@ChrisCillizza) April 28, 2025

One might say that he's kind of stupid, caught in a place he can't defend, and is lashing out.

But that wouldn't be fair. I'm pretty sure he's really stupid, not kind of stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at 05:02 PM

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1 First.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2025 05:03 PM (e5NfL)

2 hilariously and ironically there's an ad on my view of this post just above the Pritzker thing with a bunch of fat guys pulling their shirts up to show their massive hairy bellies!

(... that ad is disturbing )

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2025 05:03 PM (Pv3Rg)

3 I can't believe I got a first because I stopped to watch the spain imploding video.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2025 05:04 PM (e5NfL)

4 I saw that F. Chuck Todd video. The real news buried in there was the revelation that W. colluded with the MSM to get us into Iraq. I was under the impression that it was only the NYT that was 'duped'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2025 05:04 PM (KOSi8)

5 Todd is both really stupid, and now, insane. They really have been broken.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2025 05:04 PM (1bNHn)

6 > Chuck Todd

The 'h' is silent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2025 05:05 PM (W5ArC)

7 2 hilariously and ironically there's an ad on my view of this post just above the Pritzker thing with a bunch of fat guys pulling their shirts up to show their massive hairy bellies!

(... that ad is disturbing )
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2025 05:03 PM (Pv3Rg)
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Yes. I'd prefer going back to reading that billionaires don't want me to look at this hot girl.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2025 05:05 PM (1bNHn)

8 the left is planning the BLM riots 2.0.

Not quite. Pritzker and his Democrats are openly calling for a communist revolution now.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 29, 2025 05:06 PM (DIweC)

9 As ICE hauls off the criminals the blue state's budgets are healing.
So they're going to riot.

Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2025 05:06 PM (fAR9i)

10 The destruction engineers don't give a shit what they're blowing up, they're just happy it all went without a hitch.
And the timed explosions at the end doing a little drum beat? Chef's kiss.

Maybe they care now, but otherwise it's just a job well done.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:07 PM (FCbAQ)

11 The Spanish people are enjoying 100% carbon free energy generation...I'm sure they are all happy now right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:07 PM (t0Rmr)

12 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2025 05:07 PM (vKNmo)

13 Does anyone know if Kayln Free is a dude or not.
I'm calling it. That's a man, baby!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:08 PM (FCbAQ)

14 Looks like David Hogg is about to get bent over again...but this time I don't think he will enjoy it.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:08 PM (t0Rmr)

15 Downed power grids are sustainable.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:08 PM (VUnvY)

16 Porky wants a Revolution….

Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:08 PM (PCK5/)

17 Yes. I'd prefer going back to reading that billionaires don't want me to look at this hot girl.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2025 05:05 PM (1bNHn)

Nothing like sticking it to the billionaires by looking a hot, stacked blonde AI chick.

Posted by: I'll take what I can get, ok? at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (TbWk/)

18 Ms Free married a guy in 2009 long before tranny-mania so I'd guess she is a woman

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (t0Rmr)

19
TJM deserves a raise!

Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (3ek7K)

20 9 As ICE hauls off the criminals the blue state's budgets are healing.

I know we're all disappointed but things are really happening around here just super quietly

but definitely happening

FOR EXAMPLE one of my kids worked for a local restaurant/bakery all thru high school and college summers, very hard, sometimes didn't get full pay even? then last summer thought they'd be working there and got ghosted and embarrassed - new staff "from abroad" no more college and high school kids.

ok fine but THIS SPRING they got called back (they're not going to work there again tho).

anyway it makes me smile. but a lot of small places around here are like DESPERATE for kids now. oops! jerks.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

21 Didn't Spain just have a country wide electricity outage ????

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (AH9PT)

22 One might say that he's kind of stupid, caught in a place he can't defend, and is lashing out.

But that wouldn't be fair. I'm pretty sure he's really stupid, not kind of stupid

I know stupid, and Chuck Todd is no ..., wait, what?

Posted by: Hank Johnson, Jr. at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

23 Leftists are Always protesting something. It would be news if they didn’t. So the fat fuck from Illinois is like telling fish to be wet. It’s like yeah dude they already are.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (4iIP5)

24 Pritzker is openly calling for revolt. Insurrection even.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (tT6L1)

25 Or we can have the 40 something woman spilling out of her top, preparing to fish the senior living widower pool…

Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

26 I just can't... who on earth picks David Hogg to run anything other than a sideshow game at the county fair? Who thought that he'd be the ideal leader for a party that is already in terrible shape??

And what kind of idiot blows up a nuclear power plant when they are trying to go to "renewable" power generation? There IS no more renewable and green power source than nuclear???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (2VST1)

27 JB "Fat Boy" Pritzker should worry more about "insulin resistance"

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (RHGPo)

28 Not quite. Pritzker and his Democrats are openly calling for a communist revolution now.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 29, 2025 05:06 PM (DIweC)

BILLIONAIRE calls for poor to eat the rich.
Sure, Jan. Pull the other one.

The problem is that it's working on a rather large subset of ijits, but we all know the billionaires don't plan on being eaten or giving up their fair share of the power.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:11 PM (FCbAQ)

29 Maybe Chuck Todd is auditioning for Kamala Harris' perpetually open speechwriter gig.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2025 05:11 PM (lbCXT)

30 13 Does anyone know if Kayln Free is a dude or not.
I'm calling it. That's a man, baby!

Cannot rely on the Austin Powers Test anymore to determine the sex............. Just Sayin ....

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2025 05:11 PM (AH9PT)

31 Nothing like sticking it to the billionaires by looking a hot, stacked blonde AI chick.

Just went the left/FNM/government wanted to replace hot stacked blondes with trannies AI comes along to save us.

Kind of like the whole thing with the government mandating mercury bulbs just before LEDs took off

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:11 PM (t0Rmr)

32 I can't decide who I dislike more between F Chuck Todd and Fake Jake Tapper.

As mentioned above, maybe Up Chuck is really that dumb.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (NtVYv)

33
ok fine but THIS SPRING they got called back (they're not going to work there again tho).

anyway it makes me smile. but a lot of small places around here are like DESPERATE for kids now. oops! jerks.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

Those kids should be grateful and be working twice as long for half the pay that the illegals got! They're just lazy, I tell you. Don't want to work 80 hours a day for $4 an hour under the table? Lazy and entitled.

Posted by: Not doing twice the work at half the pay at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (TbWk/)

34 Low baseline IQ made even lower by association, bad habits and a lack of virtue. He's almost Hunter Biden level stupid at this point.

Posted by: TMI at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (o3121)

35 Squaw is heap mad. Does have a little Hekawi in squaw? Want some?

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (Aqu9a)

36 6 > Chuck Todd

The 'h' is silent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I don't get it.

Posted by: David French at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (sAmhv)

37 anyway it makes me smile. but a lot of small places around here are like DESPERATE for kids now. oops! jerks.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

I was assured no Americans want those jobs though.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:13 PM (4iIP5)

38 >>And what kind of idiot blows up a nuclear power plant when they are trying to go to "renewable" power generation? There IS no more renewable and green power source than nuclear???

Hydro.

But, yeah...your point is Valid.

However, they aren't about Building a Better anything with these people.
It is purely about Destroying what has come before.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2025 05:13 PM (Ruu2t)

39 I wonder how many libs would be shocked to see Biden groping the little girls. And the showers with Ashley.

It's like we're on completely different p,anets.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 05:13 PM (jvJvP)

40 Didn't Spain just have a country wide electricity outage ????
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (AH9PT)

Dude.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 29, 2025 05:13 PM (Dnobf)

41 Just went the left/FNM/government wanted to replace hot stacked blondes with trannies AI comes along to save us.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:11 PM (t0Rmr)

Soon.

Posted by: SkyNet at April 29, 2025 05:13 PM (i24o9)

42 These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace.
___

Did that tub of goo just declare war on me?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2025 05:13 PM (Dv3i1)

43 My favorite part of the demo video is when the explosions start and the people back up a step. Like that will help is something goes wrong.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (n2swS)

44 I think Britain's slave territory to the north is doomed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (VUnvY)

45 Or we can have the 40 something woman spilling out of her top, preparing to fish the senior living widower pool…
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)
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Best looking real gal I've seen in a while was the crazy gal on the airplane who was seeing things.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (tT6L1)

46 Adam Schiff tells a story about how his luggage got stolen in SF, and when he went to Target to get a new one, the cashier told him that "Democrats are a**holes."

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (RHGPo)

47 "We are fighting for a democracy. Fighting for a democracy. And understand the difference here, understand the difference here, moving forward."

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (0sNs1)

48 It's Chuck T. Odd.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (ZmEVT)

49 Pritzker is openly calling for revolt. Insurrection even.
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He'll supply the bricks.

Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (Dnobf)

50 11 The Spanish people are enjoying 100% carbon free energy generation...I'm sure they are all happy now right?
Posted by: 18-1

LOL!

Posted by: Net Zero at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (sAmhv)

51 Is everything just going to turn into Fake & Ghey??? Is THAT the End Times???

Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:15 PM (PCK5/)

52 I think Britain's slave territory to the north is doomed.

I don't know how much fraud there is in Canuckistani elections, but it looks like they just voted to end their country and replace it with little India/Pakistan.

And...its probably about the worst time imaginable to do so.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:15 PM (t0Rmr)

53 Adam Schiff tells a story about how his luggage got stolen in SF, and when he went to Target to get a new one, the cashier told him that "Democrats are a**holes."

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (RHGPo)

I love a happy ending.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2025 05:15 PM (i24o9)

54 If they Left wants to start a civil war with Trump in charge, I say boogaloo on. I would welcome the moral clarity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2025 05:15 PM (xcxpd)

55 45 Or we can have the 40 something woman spilling out of her top, preparing to fish the senior living widower pool…
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)
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Best looking real gal I've seen in a while was the crazy gal on the airplane who was seeing things.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:14 PM (tT6L1)

That was a really weird deal… wonder how that resolved???

Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:16 PM (PCK5/)

56 >>The Spanish people are enjoying 100% carbon free energy generation...I'm sure they are all happy now right?

It's a Target Rich Environment, Sancho!

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 29, 2025 05:16 PM (Ruu2t)

57 Can't Lil' Davie just "identify" as a Native American and point to his inability to grow a beard as proof? Maybe he should ask Senator Lieawatha for advice.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 29, 2025 05:16 PM (/y8xj)

58 If they Left wants to start a civil war with Trump in charge, I say boogaloo on. I would welcome the moral clarity.

If? Their mercenaries from south of the border murder thousands of us every year.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:16 PM (t0Rmr)

59 Or we can have the 40 something woman spilling out of her top, preparing to fish the senior living widower pool…
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:16 PM (Aqu9a)

60 State and local authorities failed to clear the brush ahead of the devastating Palisades Fire — but the Los Angeles Fire Department (LAFD) is still sending notices to owners of destroyed properties to clear their own.

One property owner, Larry Larson, a partner in the partnership that owned 111 Marquez Place, received a notice from the LAFD warning him about the need to comply with brush clearance regulations, and reminding him that “brush clearance is a year-round responsibility” (original emphasis). The LAFD also notified the building manager, separately, of the need to renew the building’s fire prevention certification.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:16 PM (RHGPo)

61 Pritzker is openly calling for revolt. Insurrection even.
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He'll supply the bricks.
Posted by: Methos

In his pants! AMMA RITE??? Wooo~!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (mlg/3)

62 Wait, is Chuck Todd still on the news? This chucklehead should be parking cars at the airport on a commission.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (fY84s)

63 Is everything just going to turn into Fake & Ghey??? Is THAT the End Times???
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:15 PM (PCK5/)

The bullets and fires will be real.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (FCbAQ)

64 Chicago in flames?

LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (ZmEVT)

65 There have been rumors that some faction of insiders in the DNC were unhappy with the election of David Hogg as Vice-Chair since it happened. There have been accusations of him misusing Committee email lists to fundraise for his own PACs, for instance.

Hogging all the cash

Posted by: Miklos tsk tsks at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (IKhKt)

66 And...its probably about the worst time imaginable to do so
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To be real for a second. As a country they just massively increased the odds that they eventually do become the fifty first state. Think about it.

Posted by: TMI at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (o3121)

67 LMAO! Because of the DNC's insane diversity policies, they're now considering OVERRULING Vice Chair David Hogg's victory in favor of a Native American woman!

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Porcine Swine Privilege!

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (nr3dL)

68
"Pro-Pritzker
Pro-AOC
Pro-Hogg
Democrat!"

-- DU commenter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (0sNs1)

69 All the big Canuck cities are already foreign. Not much English can be beard on the streets of Toronto or Vancouver. Which is where funny enough all the Liberal votes come from.

Neat how that works. Party brings in millions of foreigners. They vote for that party. Which brings in millions of more foreigners. Who vote for the party….

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:18 PM (4iIP5)

70 Cuck Toad is a running joke, I cannot believe that he can have such a wrong take on every single thing he brings up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:18 PM (2VST1)

71 Is everything just going to turn into Fake & Ghey??? Is THAT the End Times???
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:15 PM (PCK5/)

The bullets and fires will be real.

Also the cannibal rape gangs.

Posted by: Some cannibal picking out a colander that fits his head at April 29, 2025 05:18 PM (t0Rmr)

72 Carney is Net Zero.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:18 PM (VUnvY)

73 I don't get it.
Posted by: David French at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (sAmhv)
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That's right, he doesn't.

Posted by: Mrs French at April 29, 2025 05:18 PM (f1kZG)

74 NaCly Dog: If you're reading this thread, please see my comment # 60 in today's Tech Thread. (John Van Stry has a question for you...)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2025 05:18 PM (O7YUW)

75 One property owner, Larry Larson, a partner in the partnership that owned 111 Marquez Place, received a notice from the LAFD warning him about the need to comply with brush clearance regulations, and reminding him that “brush clearance is a year-round responsibility” (original emphasis). The LAFD also notified the building manager, separately, of the need to renew the building’s fire prevention certification.
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:16 PM (RHGPo)
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I bet each owner is also responsible for performing an environmental impact study (at their expense) before removing one branch from their property.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2025 05:18 PM (7fElN)

76 > Chicago in flames?

I didn't do it the first time and I certainly didn't do it this time.

Posted by: Mrs O'Leary's Cow at April 29, 2025 05:19 PM (lIio7)

77 With No Pope To Oversee Them, Cardinals Stay Up All Night Playing Goldeneye And Building Pillow Forts

They drank a full case of mountain dew and ate all the candy mom had hidden in the bag of frozen peas in the freezer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:19 PM (2VST1)

78
Neat how that works. Party brings in millions of foreigners. They vote for that party. Which brings in millions of more foreigners. Who vote for the party….

You forgot one little step...

1) Party brings in millions of foreigners.

2) Party loots the heritage citizens to bribe the foreigners

3) They vote for the party

wash, rinse, repeat

Posted by: Some cannibal picking out a colander that fits his head at April 29, 2025 05:19 PM (t0Rmr)

79 Little Hogg is the hero the Democrats deserve.

They're slowly eating their own. They also need to speed up that process.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2025 05:19 PM (Q4IgG)

80 So many cucks, how you say, so little time.

Posted by: Paolo at April 29, 2025 05:19 PM (0sNs1)

81 If there are riots and Republican voters get injured, I think Pritzger just opened himself up for a class action lawsuit. I'd be in for emotional distress damages (assuming I avoid the riots). I would like to get a healthy piece of Hyatt Hotels.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2025 05:19 PM (Dv3i1)

82 And...its probably about the worst time imaginable to do so
==
To be real for a second. As a country they just massively increased the odds that they eventually do become the fifty first state. Think about it.
Posted by: TMI at April 29, 2025 05:17 PM (o3121)

Shouldn't we at least be pondering whether we can mine more out of them than they mine out of us?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:20 PM (FCbAQ)

83
Pritzker so fat....

He quit walking when he found out rolling is so much faster

Posted by: Miklos and yo mama another thang at April 29, 2025 05:20 PM (IKhKt)

84 81 If there are riots and Republican voters get injured, I think Pritzger just opened himself up for a class action lawsuit. I'd be in for emotional distress damages (assuming I avoid the riots). I would like to get a healthy piece of Hyatt Hotels.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2025 05:19 PM (Dv3i1)

Thee theoretical lawsuits would be tried in Chicago. The odds of conviction is less than zero.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:21 PM (4iIP5)

85 I for one welcome the Iberian Peninsula's lower carbon footprint.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:21 PM (VUnvY)

86 32 I can't decide who I dislike more between F Chuck Todd and Fake Jake Tapper.

As mentioned above, maybe Up Chuck is really that dumb.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (NtVYv)

I have enough hate to go around.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 05:21 PM (jvJvP)

87 That was a really weird deal… wonder how that resolved???
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:16 PM (PCK5/)
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I would almost bet she was on some sort of medication which caused the hallucination.

Or, she had some sort of transitory medical condition.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:21 PM (tT6L1)

88 That picture of David Hogg... he looks very much like a guy named Leon.

Who is Leon? He is currently serving a 30 year sentence in Texas for hiring a hitman to whack his ex-girlfriend. He told the hitman to kidnap her and give her an injection of sodium chloride. The hitman turned out to be an undercover cop.

But it gets even more weird. You see his new girlfriend was in a custody battle with her ex-husband over their daughter. She hired the same hitman to whack her ex. So, she got arrested also for solicitation of murder.

Because of Leon's previous criminal record, he was locked up without bail. The new girlfriend was released on bail and one week later took a header off the 7th floor of her Houston apartment.

And Hogg really looks like a younger Leon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2025 05:21 PM (Ut2e7)

89 Trump should open discussions with the western subject states in the Canuck Reich. And any sane Canadian needs to get out of the loyalist territories in the East now.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:21 PM (t0Rmr)

90 72 Carney is Net Zero.
Posted by: Boss Moss

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Net Zero at April 29, 2025 05:21 PM (sAmhv)

91 If the Dems bounce Hogg he's going to go Democratic Socialist. They're gaining ground in blue states. My state assemblywoman is one and she argues for government takeover of utilities and even crazier taxes. Hogg would fit nicely as a token white boy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2025 05:21 PM (Er3Q7)

92 He [Chuck Todd] calls it a press failure, but, then he does the No True Scotsman thing about CNN and MSNBC not being real news ...

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No True Scotsman would have two first names!

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2025 05:22 PM (nr3dL)

93 >> I for one welcome the Iberian Peninsula's lower carbon footprint.

The Cured Ham will be fine. And really, that's my only concern for those people.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2025 05:22 PM (Ruu2t)

94 I only come here for the ads. Now I see there is content. Hope the content is as good as the ads.

Posted by: Simple Sam at April 29, 2025 05:22 PM (G5+As)

95 From what I can tell there’s no solving Chicago, so no happy ending for Illinois… Pritzker and his ilk have a deathgrip..

Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

96 Does anyone know if Kayln Free is a dude or not.
I'm calling it. That's a man, baby!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:08 PM (FCbAQ)

Man or woman she's from the same tribe as Senator Pocahontas.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2025 05:23 PM (n7h9X)

97 Or we can have the 40 something woman spilling out of her top, preparing to fish the senior living widower pool…
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I love him for his....annuities

Posted by: 40 something woman at April 29, 2025 05:23 PM (IKhKt)

98 OLD: Democrat Rep. Maxine Dexter says she will NOT leave El Salvador until Kilmar Abrego Garcia returns to the United States.

New: Democrat Rep. Maxine Dexter returns without Kilmar Abrego Garcia

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:23 PM (RHGPo)

99 Tiffany Gomas

was the freaking out woman on the plane

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2025 05:24 PM (NtVYv)

100 I don't get it.
Posted by: David French at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (sAmhv)
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That's right, he doesn't.
Posted by: Mrs French at April 29, 2025 05:18 PM (f1kZG)

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Don't be so sure, madam ...

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootygag at April 29, 2025 05:24 PM (nr3dL)

101 that's a native American, rly? she's whiter than elizabeth warren, and cosplaying a Romulan besides! LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2025 05:24 PM (/Ghsb)

102 How long will Carney's Circus stay open?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2025 05:24 PM (Ut2e7)

103 Is ms13 Maryland Man still a thing or have the Dems found a new shiny object?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:24 PM (4iIP5)

104 New: Democrat Rep. Maxine Dexter returns without Kilmar Abrego Garcia

Hey we already have Kilmars at home

Posted by: And no McDs for you either lefty kids at April 29, 2025 05:24 PM (t0Rmr)

105 He [Chuck Todd] calls it a press failure

... but the press failed so badly that they still don't know how badly

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:24 PM (RHGPo)

106 Chinada is Euroweenie wannabe. No bueno.

Posted by: Ho Medepot at April 29, 2025 05:25 PM (qUkBO)

107 Subtext - El Salvador does not want Maxine Dexter polluting their country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2025 05:25 PM (Ut2e7)

108 New: Democrat Rep. Maxine Dexter returns without Kilmar Abrego Garcia
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* sad trombone *

She had one job. The only honorable thing to do at this point is resign.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2025 05:25 PM (Dv3i1)

109 Is ms13 Maryland Man still a thing or have the Dems found a new shiny object?

Last I saw they are all whining bout Trump making them pay their student loans back now

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:25 PM (t0Rmr)

110 And Hogg really looks like a younger Leon.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Definitely not the Kings of Leon.

Posted by: Miklos opinionates musically at April 29, 2025 05:25 PM (IKhKt)

111 I can't decide who I dislike more between F Chuck Todd and Fake Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2025 05:12 PM (NtVYv)

Upchuck is simply dumb, and a Useful Idiot.

Tapper is actually of normal intelligence, and I think his intentions and actions are far more malign.

So...Tapper it is!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2025 05:25 PM (mWSu4)

112
The new girlfriend was released on bail and one week later took a header off the 7th floor of her Houston apartment.

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What's Leon's last name? Trotsky? Falling off balconies: the new Russian thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (QnmlO)

113
Definitely not the Kings of Leon.

More like Pleasure Boy of Al Andalus

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (t0Rmr)

114 and chuck todd's head looks like my upstairs toilet brush!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (/Ghsb)

115 During Season 5, Episode 8, of “The Apprentice” in 2006, contestants were given a challenge — as was typical during each episode — and the winners of said challenge got the chance to fly to the nation’s capital and have breakfast with Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-NY During the breakfast, Schumer sought to draw parallels between his family and Trump’s, while also showering praise on the president, telling the contestants he always knew Trump, even as a young person, “was going to go places.”

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (RHGPo)

116
Porky wants a Revolution….
Posted by: tubal

If you go carrying pictures of last night's chow
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (63Dwl)

117
I love him for his....annuities
Posted by: 40 something woman at April 29, 2025 05:23 PM (IKhKt)
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You gals who dumped your husband to chase the chimera of romance you thought had died in your marriage were easy pickings back when.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (tT6L1)

118 Pritzker is so unimportant, has so little sway, that no one on the Republican side bothers to acknowledge and rebut his nonsense.

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (g47mK)

119 103 Is ms13 Maryland Man still a thing or have the Dems found a new shiny object?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

That wasn't working so they move onto another OUTRAGEY OUTRAGE!! It's an endless childish tantrum with these people.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (sAmhv)

120 If they Left wants to start a civil war with Trump in charge, I say boogaloo on. I would welcome the moral clarity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2025 05:15 PM (xcxpd)

I say... Kick that candle bitch! We can dance in the flames while you burn to the bone.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (2J/Lj)

121 Democrat Rep. Maxine Dexter returns without Kilmar Abrego Garcia
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* sad trombone *

She had one job. The only honorable thing to do at this point is resign.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

"let me hear some interesting news about you in the morning."

Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (IKhKt)

122 Parliamentary systems are kinda gay. Liberals won the popular vote by 2% but won the seat count by 17%.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (4iIP5)

123 My friends had me over for lunch today. It was really nice. Their kids got a kick out of all the pictures I have on my phone of their cats. Trumpy is still missing.

I'm done being depressed tomorrow.

There were a few people here who were going to cut back on the booze. I'll be joining you tomorrow.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (jvJvP)

124 @108 the hell with resigning, I demand sepaku

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2025 05:27 PM (Er3Q7)

125 Last I saw they are all whining bout Trump making them pay their student loans back now
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It's going to take money out of people's pockets and tip the country into recession!

(Paying taxes also takes money out of people's pockets, however, that won't tip the country into recession)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2025 05:27 PM (Dv3i1)

126 Hadrian,

Leon Jacob

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2025 05:27 PM (Ut2e7)

127 Didn't Spain just have a country wide electricity outage ????
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (AH9PT)

Dude.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NIGHTTIME IN SPAIN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 29, 2025 05:27 PM (L/fGl)

128 New: Democrat Rep. Maxine Dexter returns without Kilmar Abrego Garcia

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And he was SO looking forward to sharing her home with her and her family ...

Does she have young daughters? Asking for an MS-13 animal.

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2025 05:27 PM (nr3dL)

129 I seriously doubt that the Concave will chose a hermaphrodite.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (RHGPo)

130 I say... Kick that candle bitch! We can dance in the flames while you burn to the bone.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (2J/Lj)

\m/

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

131 There must be some way to operate solar panels at night?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (VUnvY)

132 David Hogg looks like a guy the AV club would pound into submission.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (tT6L1)

133 A family of four could live off Pritzker's carcass for a year, at least.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (viF8m)

134 One might say that he's kind of stupid, caught in a place he can't defend, and is lashing out.

TJM
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No he's just lying like always. Liars always lie to cover up their lies.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:29 PM (E0p3T)

135 Does anyone know if Kayln Free is a dude or not.
I'm calling it. That's a man, baby!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:08 PM (FCbAQ)

Man or woman she's from the same tribe as Senator Pocahontas.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2025 05:23 PM (n7h9X)

I'm going to clarify why. 1) That's a very manly anger look
B ) My spidey sense tingles any time a "woman's" neck is covered.
III) Why wouldn't the DNC want to elevate through whatever means an alphabet weirdo. Seems like the kind of thing they do.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:29 PM (FCbAQ)

136 They were waiting until the THE SUPREMES AND THE FOUR TOPS are on the bench.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:29 PM (RHGPo)

137 Pritzker is so unimportant, has so little sway, that no one on the Republican side bothers to acknowledge and rebut his nonsense.
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (g47mK)

A man of his routundedness would tend to sway quite a bit. Weebel-ish, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:29 PM (Aqu9a)

138 willowed

That GDP is a shitty measure of economic wellbeing is another argument but the basic problem is that real average per capita income in the US has stagnated since the 1970's. Only blip upwards was during Trump's first term which is important. Countries have to be run for the benefit of all its citizens rather than for just a small portion of it to remain in existence.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (ctrM5)

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And to top it off the people that most benefited, the very rich, bought off politicians to allow millions of people into the country to undercut wages. Which, BTW, is the exact argument of free traders: freedom of movement of goods AND people.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 29, 2025 05:29 PM (Wzq2W)

139 There must be some way to operate solar panels at night?

Solar powered searchlights.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2025 05:29 PM (Ut2e7)

140 I think Britain's slave territory to the north is doomed.

I don't know how much fraud there is in Canuckistani elections, but it looks like they just voted to end their country and replace it with little India/Pakistan.

And...its probably about the worst time imaginable to do so.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2025 05:15 PM (t0Rmr)

The Canadians I watched swore their was no fraud in the counting but someone was pumping money into the election gambling markets to make it look like a Liberal tidal wave instead of the trickle it ended up being.

And of course the Conservatives had no fire at all. Very 1990ish.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2025 05:29 PM (n7h9X)

141 There were a few people here who were going to cut back on the booze. I'll be joining you tomorrow.
Posted by: Stateless.

*begins surreptitiously looking around for unattended red Solo cups*

Posted by: Miklos ain't proud at April 29, 2025 05:30 PM (IKhKt)

142 Kick that candle bitch! We can dance in the flames while you burn to the bone.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (2J/Lj)

This sounds like 90's metal

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:30 PM (E0p3T)

143 On MSNBC’s “The Last Word,” Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC) said that Democrats have a good message, “The problem we’ve got, honestly, is that we have to depend upon the media to deliver it.” And “when you’ve got people saying we’re not going to fact-check, we’re not going to worry about whether or not you’re telling the truth and just let the reports go out there. That’s what’s killing us as Democrats, because we don’t have a stomach for just lying.”

... of course, Democrats don’t have a stomach for just lying .. they must lie AND STEAL

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:30 PM (RHGPo)

144 There must be some way to operate solar panels at night?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (VUnvY)

Use the battery power you stored up during the day to shine flashlights on the panels at night!!
Perpetual energy machine.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:30 PM (FCbAQ)

145 Dem Gov. Pritzker: "Never in my life have I called for mass protests, for mobilization, for disruption. But I am now. These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace."
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They call for continuous harassment at *best* and it's free speech.

Never forget it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:30 PM (WkNQM)

146 29 Maybe Chuck Todd is auditioning for Kamala Harris' perpetually open speechwriter gig.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2025 05:11 PM (lbCXT)

It's not open, I just have homework until the summer.

Posted by: That six year old who is Kamala's speechwriter at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (PiwSw)

147 I don't think what happened in Spain was caused by natural events.

They way they tried to explain it stinks too much of euphemisms.

Like Obama saying drone strikes on a whole village was merely "kinetic action."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (NwfFc)

148 Hogg is doing his best to provoke a reaction from other Democratic Party leaders, then use this to declare himself a martyr, placing himself at the top of the victim pyramid.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (RHGPo)

149 'm going to clarify why. 1) That's a very manly anger look
B ) My spidey sense tingles any time a "woman's" neck is covered.
III) Why wouldn't the DNC want to elevate through whatever means an alphabet weirdo. Seems like the kind of thing they do.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 05:29 PM (FCbAQ)

These are the ones holding the money. I'd guess she's someone they trust or control as opposed to an enemy like Hogg.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (n7h9X)

150 Is Leon getting larger?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (63Dwl)

151 102 How long will Carney's Circus stay open?
Posted by: Anna Puma

We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!

Posted by: Carney's Freaks! at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (sAmhv)

152 There must be some way to operate solar panels at night?

Solar powered searchlights.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Several years ago, people were operating diesel generators at night to sell electricity at the very high solar rate.

Got busted, after a while.

Posted by: Miklos was well aware at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (IKhKt)

153 If Free is challenging on gender diversity I will bet dollars to donuts there's a twig and berries under those skirts.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (oXfCm)

154 There must be some way to operate solar panels at night?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (VUnvY)

Turn the outside lights on, duh.

Posted by: GenZ Electrical Engineer at April 29, 2025 05:32 PM (l3YAf)

155 DNC stuff is funny.
Did I miss the joke about promising not to leave the reservation?
I denounce myself

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 29, 2025 05:32 PM (w3u3d)

156 F. Chuck Todd seems to be shocked, SHOCKED, that the Democrats didn't kick Joe to the curb in late 2023, then led Chuck and the rest of the Holy Media down the primrose path about Joe's outstanding mental and physical health.

What else can Chuck do to defend himself and his clownish compatriots, other than whine that the Democrats and the White House organs lied to the Holy Media?

Another sickening attempt at blame-shifting by the Holy Media. If the Holy Media is one-tenth as skilled and non-partisan as clowns like Chuck claim, by late 2022 the Holy Media would have gotten the full story of Joe's decrepitude and informed the public.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2025 05:32 PM (aBgBM)

157 Any organization that doesn't need to produce results in order to get everyone paid is ripe for DEI. That's the Dem Party, and government.

Posted by: Wally at April 29, 2025 05:32 PM (NXYp1)

158 That’s what’s killing us as Democrats, because we don’t have a stomach for just lying
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LMAO

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:32 PM (E0p3T)

159 129 I seriously doubt that the Concave will chose a hermaphrodite.
Posted by: SMOD
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Regardless, that's the story we're going to tell.

Posted by: Netflix at April 29, 2025 05:32 PM (Dv3i1)

160 Is ms13 Maryland Man still a thing or have the Dems found a new shiny object?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Vast herds of Maryland Man roam the wasteland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 05:32 PM (L/fGl)

161 Well, I've never been to Spain.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (Aqu9a)

162 Former Vice President Kamala Harris is speaking tomorrow at an event hosted by Emerge America, a Democrat organization that trains women to hold public office.

If you'd like to watch the event, in San Francisco, you can get a “digital ticket” for the virtual live stream.

You can also contribute up to $50,000 for a sponsorship to attend in person.

The former VP reportedly plans to critique Trump’s presidency -- specifically, his economic policy, “threats to American institutions,” and global leadership. She will also urge supporters to “push back” against the administration.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (0sNs1)

163 Narrator: There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (RHGPo)

164 "But that wouldn't be fair. I'm pretty sure he's really stupid, not kind of stupid."

Stupid is as Stupid does, Sergeant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone bot at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (zZu0s)

165 2 hilariously and ironically there's an ad on my view of this post just above the Pritzker thing with a bunch of fat guys pulling their shirts up to show their massive hairy bellies!

(... that ad is disturbing )
Posted by: Black Orchid
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Your browser history must be.... interesting.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (ctrM5)

166 The moon could power the solar panels if you just set the solar panel dials to high…. Science!!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (PCK5/)

167 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (Aqu9a)

But I've been to Oklahoma.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone bot at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

168 Notice anything strange about Canadas election? They counted in one night. No 3 weeks for mail in ballot bullshit. No 6 day counts. By midnight eastern everything was done.

Every country on the planet does this. Except one.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (4iIP5)

169 Obama used to complain about how being above the fray was so difficult, but he just had to do it.

And remember Mooch's they go low we go high. So humble and full of kindness. Just a coincidence it sounded like classic sloganeering.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (E0p3T)

170 Hogg and his little band of Useful Idiots(March for Our Lives)needs a moment of Himiliation and Serving of Crow and Humble Pie

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (FLiOE)

171 Hope the protesters interfere with government processes, be a shame to get locked up for years

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (ypFCm)

172 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM

Have you ever rode through the desert on a horse with no name?

Taken a ride on a flat-bed Ford?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (0sNs1)

173 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet

The pain stays mainly in the plain.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos Higgins at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (IKhKt)

174 161 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (Aqu9a)
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But have you been to Nice, or the isle of Greece, when you sipped champagne on a yacht?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky, listening to yacht rock for some ungodly reason at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (QdGJh)

175 14 Looks like David Hogg is about to get bent over again...but this time I don't think he will enjoy it.
Posted by: 18-1
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The guy looks like a girl with a beard but the girl looks like a guy without a beard. Mebbe they fit together like peanut butter and chocolate.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (ctrM5)

176 @chucktodd went OFF on the "virtue signaling" of reporters who play into the Trump narrative of a cover-up of Biden's health by the media
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LOL

I am sure that Chuck Todd doesn't get it - ever since his competitor Tater got pushed out at CNN, Todd is far and away the stupidest man in news - but it is fascinating to me that none of them see the no-win scenario they've created for themselves.

If they go with the "we were too trusting" narrative, it demonstrates that they're so in the tank and such blindered ideologues that they can't be trusted for any reason because there is nothing approaching the possibility of objectivity or honesty in their work product. They can't help but tell untruths because they are constitutionally incapable of questioning the party line.

If they go with the "we knew and lied because the ends justified the means" narrative, it demonstrates that they're so in the tank and such blindered ideologues that they can't be trusted for any reason because there is nothing approaching the possibility of objectivity or honest in their product. They can't tell but tell untruths because they have a job to do to push the party line at all costs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (WkNQM)

177 say... Kick that candle bitch! We can dance in the flames while you burn to the bone.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:26 PM (2J/Lj)

\m/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (xcxpd

Unfortunately for us, they won't do it. They talk tough, send out their shock troops who destroy until the shooting starts. Then they run away like the little crybaby bitches they really are.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (2J/Lj)

178 115, LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (/Ghsb)

179 Emergency rooms treat a gunshot wound every half-hour.

They should find the person with this gunshot wound and sequester them. Then find better doctors so it will heal.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (RHGPo)

180 When the Moors reconquer Spain they won’t need electricity. There’ll be plenty of infidel slaves to do the grunt labor.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (LHPAg)

181 It looks like there's something physically wrong with Hogg Boy. His head is flatt.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (kTd/k)

182 168 Notice anything strange about Canadas election? They counted in one night. No 3 weeks for mail in ballot bullshit. No 6 day counts. By midnight eastern everything was done.

Every country on the planet does this. Except one.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (4iIP5)

Impressive… they could get the results from Broken Ass Northwest Territories on the same day…

Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (PCK5/)

183 What is the last major story the media uncovered and didn't lie about?

🤔

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:36 PM (E0p3T)

184 If Free is challenging on gender diversity I will bet dollars to donuts there's a twig and berries under those skirts.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (oXfCm)

They seem to be playing the Injun angle so far. She looks about as any Karen running your HOA

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2025 05:36 PM (n7h9X)

185 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2025 05:36 PM (AGoy2)

186 But I've been to Oklahoma.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I've always wanted to see the World's Largest Ball of Twine

Apparently there are disputes

Posted by: Miklosian Bucket List at April 29, 2025 05:36 PM (IKhKt)

187 163 Narrator: There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Posted by: SMOD
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How about there are eight million naked at times with stories in NYC, most you would not want to look at. A Pritzker is certainly one of those.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:37 PM (ctrM5)

188 Hogg, voted out of office using the "diversity vote rule" which the DNC just made up.

The DUmmies should be hysterical, should it come to pass.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

189 I just ordered a new scope and mounts for my AR-10. Pritzker's timing is perfect for me!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2025 05:37 PM (mWSu4)

190 There is another problem with the hand-wringing in the Press over Biden: there's no excuse. None. They have eyes and ears. They don't use them very, but they *have* them.

And that's it takes. Biden wasn't in the early stages where lapses can be explained away. It was obvious to everyone. Hell, even the Persians and, IIRC, the Saudis made fun of his dementia on state television. Anyone with eyes and ears knew.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:37 PM (WkNQM)

191 Unfortunately for us, they won't do it. They talk tough, send out their shock troops who destroy until the shooting starts. Then they run away like the little crybaby bitches they really are.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (2J/Lj)

Going by last time they burn their own towns down. I can live with that.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2025 05:37 PM (n7h9X)

192 181 It looks like there's something physically wrong with Hogg Boy. His head is flatt.
Posted by: Northernlurker
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ET phone home!

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:37 PM (ctrM5)

193 The Liberals in Canada got even with Trump by electing an Irishman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (VUnvY)

194 168 Notice anything strange about Canadas election? They counted in one night. No 3 weeks for mail in ballot bullshit. No 6 day counts. By midnight eastern everything was done.

Every country on the planet does this. Except one.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 29, 2025 05:34 PM (4iIP5)

It's usually over by 10 PM Ontario time. That's when they usually call it.

At least the NDP was wiped out.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (jvJvP)

195 So burning Chicago down is the plan??? Genius, Jabba, genius…

Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

196 Don't forget to visit "The World's Largest Frying Pan" on the way to Oklahoma.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (oXfCm)

197 How about there are eight million naked at times with stories in NYC, most you would not want to look at. A Pritzker is certainly one of those.
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Don't look at the naked pics of my 'sister', trust me on this.

Posted by: Pritzger at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (Dv3i1)

198 If Free is challenging on gender diversity I will bet dollars to donuts there's a twig and berries under those skirts.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:31 PM (oXfCm)

They seem to be playing the Injun angle so far. She looks about as any Karen running your HOA
Posted by: Oldcat

Your doubt of Noble Native Heritage is.....sad.

*sheds single tear*

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, capisce? at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (IKhKt)

199 Oh, and I love how Alex Thompson made such a show of saying that the press was 'fooled' by the Biden White House at the WHCD this weekend.

Of course, he has to say that, as his book with Jake Tapper, 'Original Sin: President Biden's Decline, Its Cover Up, and His Disastrous Choice to Run Again' is coming out next month. Can't destroy the narrative before he makes a few quid, after all.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2025 05:39 PM (KOSi8)

200 >>>There must be some way to operate solar panels at night?

Put them in orbit. Geostationary orbit. The problem with that: Whatever it will cost to make and install a bazillion acres of solar panels on Earth, multiply that by at least 1000 to place equivalent array acreage in geostationary orbit.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2025 05:39 PM (aBgBM)

201 So burning Chicago down is the plan??? Genius, Jabba, genius…
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (PCK5/)
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Something about a cow kicking over a lantern....funny how history seems to repeat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

202 CBD, night vision?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:39 PM (oXfCm)

203 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM

Have you ever rode through the desert on a horse with no name?

Taken a ride on a flat-bed Ford?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Been one toke over the line?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (L/fGl)

204 192 181 It looks like there's something physically wrong with Hogg Boy. His head is flatt.
Posted by: Northernlurker
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ET phone home!
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:37 PM (ctrM5)
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This immediately came to mind. Haven't seen it in a while, still funny:

https://tinyurl.com/etleeaos

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (QdGJh)

205 168, also paper ballots, counted by hand ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (/Ghsb)

206 124 @108 the hell with resigning, I demand sepaku
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2025 05:27 PM (Er3Q7)

*looks at old rusty guillotine*
I can get this fixed up in a jiffy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (W/lyH)

207 Is Carhenge in OK?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (Ut2e7)

208 Don't forget to visit "The World's Largest Frying Pan" on the way to Oklahoma.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (oXfCm)

Nah, I've been through west Texas on 10- from Dallas to El Paso- during the day enough times. Although dad always tried to plan the trip so we went through that stretch in the dark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone bot at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (zZu0s)

209 The same people that manufactured "brat summer" and "joy" to create the illusion that Kamala was beating Trump really, really are being honest this time when they tell you the public is turning against Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (NwfFc)

210 Former Vice President Kamala Harris is speaking tomorrow at an event hosted by Emerge America, a Democrat organization that trains women to hold public office.
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Free pair of knee pads with every registration!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (6YdsJ)

211 Don't forget to visit "The World's Largest Frying Pan" on the way to Oklahoma.
Posted by: Ben Had

Big enough to swim in?

Skinny dipping in a skillet?

Posted by: Miklos is intrigued at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (IKhKt)

212 The former VP reportedly plans to critique Trump’s presidency -- specifically, his economic policy, “threats to American institutions,” and global leadership. She will also urge supporters to “push back” against the administration.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (0sNs1)

Push back ? Sounds awfully insurrectiony

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (VE6XX)

213 CBD, night vision?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:39 PM (oXfCm)

Nope. Just a better quality scope that reaches out a bit farther. And with a zero stop, which is a necessity for me!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2025 05:41 PM (mWSu4)

214 203 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM]

Did you know Chuck Negron's baby mama is Dean Wormer's daughter?

Posted by: It's true at April 29, 2025 05:41 PM (PiwSw)

215
The moon could power the solar panels if you just set the solar panel dials to high…. Science!!!!
Posted by: tubal

You need to use lunar panels at night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2025 05:41 PM (63Dwl)

216 You can also contribute up to $50,000 for a sponsorship to attend in person.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity

=======
Cue Sallie Struthers PSA,
" If your 50k can save just one Politician's travel itinerary and wine cellar, ....."

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:41 PM (ctrM5)

217 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM

Have you ever rode through the desert on a horse with no name?

Taken a ride on a flat-bed Ford?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Been one toke over the line?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (L/fGl)
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Left on a jet plane?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 29, 2025 05:41 PM (6YdsJ)

218 It looks like there's something physically wrong with Hogg Boy. His head is flatt.
Posted by: Northernlurker

But his hair covers that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 05:42 PM (L/fGl)

219 Carney, smells like cabbage, small hands

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2025 05:42 PM (Er3Q7)

220 There must be some way to operate solar panels at night?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:28 PM (VUnvY)
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Some German blue-blood figured it out.

He threw up some cheap steel buildings and filled them with solar panels. If fed them with huge and bright artificial lights off one power connection, and fed it back to the grid through the other. He ran them exclusively at night.

Hugely wasteful and inefficient? Of course. That was the point. He read the fine print and found that although power is metered differently for consumption based on time of day, the amount payed back to retail customers for grid supply from their solar was fixed - and high, at the daytime rate. Since he had this big estate with multiple hookups, he schemed it up.

Payed the very low overnight rate to run solar that fed the grid on another circuit at top-dollar price, and pocketed the difference. When he got caught, he apparently said something along the lines of, "took you long enough. I was trying to make a point about your retarded policy, but you just kept paying me. Thanks for the cash."`

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:43 PM (WkNQM)

221 209 The same people that manufactured "brat summer" and "joy" to create the illusion that Kamala was beating Trump really, really are being honest this time when they tell you the public is turning against Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Has hell frozen over?
(Checks), Nope.

Then I guess I still cannot trust the Dems.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:43 PM (ctrM5)

222 My mental jukebox is changing records too fast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone bot at April 29, 2025 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

223 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM]
+++++
Stay off the plains unlike you like precipitation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:43 PM (WkNQM)

224 Have you ever rode through the desert on a horse with no name?

Taken a ride on a flat-bed Ford?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Been one toke over the line?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (L/fGl)
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Left on a jet plane?

Loved A Woman (The Way That I Love You)?

Posted by: Miklosian addendum at April 29, 2025 05:44 PM (IKhKt)

225 Ahhh. The smell of petrichor...

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone bot at April 29, 2025 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

226 What is the last major story the media uncovered and didn't lie about?

🤔

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:36 PM (E0p3T)
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No?

And what is the last major thing the media got right that everyone else got wrong?

🤔🤔

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:44 PM (E0p3T)

227 This immediately came to mind. Haven't seen it in a while, still funny:

https://tinyurl.com/etleeaos
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
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Hilarious.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (ctrM5)

228 221 209 The same people that manufactured "brat summer" and "joy" to create the illusion that Kamala was beating Trump really, really are being honest this time when they tell you the public is turning against Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Saw one of the pollsters that got it spot on in the last election and he said that is absolutely not true....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (VE6XX)

229 195 So burning Chicago down is the plan??? Genius, Jabba, genius…
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

No no...let him cook.

Posted by: This could solve a lot of problems at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (TbWk/)

230 they're now considering OVERRULING Vice Chair David Hogg's victory in favor of a Native American woman!
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But they're totally gonna let their voters pick the next presidential candidate.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (E0p3T)

231 The same people that manufactured "brat summer" and "joy" to create the illusion that Kamala was beating Trump really, really are being honest this time when they tell you the public is turning against Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (NwfFc)
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I had forgotten about the "brat" thing.

What a retarded era.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (WkNQM)

232 Regardless, that's the story we're going to tell.
Posted by: Netflix

"Wait til you see us do our special on rape gangs in England!"
--Netflix

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (2VST1)

233 222 My mental jukebox is changing records too fast.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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By the Time I get to Phoenix on Carefree Highway.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (ctrM5)

234 *begins surreptitiously looking around for unattended red Solo cups*
Posted by: Miklos ain't proud

When you get desperate enough, you can sift out the cig butts and ashes like me.

Posted by: Rum Dum With DTs. at April 29, 2025 05:46 PM (G5+As)

235 What a retarded era.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (WkNQM)

JohnE's 'What a stupid time to be alive.' Is evergreen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone bot at April 29, 2025 05:46 PM (zZu0s)

236 Saw one of the pollsters that got it spot on in the last election and he said that is absolutely not true....
Posted by: It's me donna
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I do kinda regret voting in 2024--that I could not vote twice for Trump and Vance.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM (ctrM5)

237 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM]
+++++
Stay off the plains unlike you like precipitation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:43 PM (WkNQM)

That is the main geographic area in which the Iberian peninsula receives its rainfall.

Posted by: Hartford hurricanes...lord! at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM (TbWk/)

238 The bubble that the left has trapped themselves in, where they have so insulated themselves from actual facts, was merely dangerous to them in the 2024 election.

Yes it cost them the House, the Senate and the Presidency.

But they don't know that.

But now it is a danger to the entire nation. Because now they are racing inevitably to a deadly confrontation with the American people:
They believe--a delusion enforced by their media--that they public supports them.
That their judges are brave heros holding back a dictator.
Like the dead-end boomers in Canada, that stopping Trump is The Only Issue facing the world.
That those who voted for Trump don't have a right to say how this country is run.

War is democracy--both sides get a vote.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM (NwfFc)

239 Amazing what happens when you actually fight.

>>@ScottJenningsKY
·
>>14m
🚨Harvard has CAVED in its fight with President Trump and is vowing to make changes that "closely paralleled a list of demands by the Trump administration’s own antisemitism task force."

>>Once again - TRUMP WAS RIGHT

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM (viF8m)

240 I had forgotten about the "brat" thing.

Remember how JD Vance was "weird"?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM (2VST1)

241 Carefree Highway.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:45 PM (ctrM5)
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whig for the Gordon Lightfoot deep cut!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM (tT6L1)

242 Taken a ride on a flat-bed Ford?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Been one toke over the line?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 05:40 PM (L/fGl)
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Left on a jet plane?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 29, 2025 05:41 PM (6YdsJ)

With a banjo on my knee.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 05:48 PM (dGCAG)

243
"Wait til you see us do our special on rape gangs in England!"
--Netflix
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Little known fact, Zevon's original song title and lyrics had Rape Gangs in London as the title. Thought he might get decapitated so he changed it to the safer Werewolves of London and a hit was made.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:48 PM (ctrM5)

244 Mine Lake Gitchugumee.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:48 PM (VUnvY)

245 Harvard" it's just a realignment not a capitulation:

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:49 PM (oXfCm)

246 I had forgotten about the "brat" thing.

Remember how JD Vance was "weird"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM

And how Doug Emhoff, Tim Walz, and David Hogg were redefining "modern masculinity"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

247 War is democracy--both sides get a vote.

"No, only our side is supposed to have a say, especially when we're losing!!!"
--palestinians

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (2VST1)

248
Skinny dipping in a skillet?
Posted by: Miklos is intrigued

Watch out for frogs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

249 whig for the Gordon Lightfoot deep cut!
Posted by: blake
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Been to Carefree by way of the Carefree Highway. And lunched in Carefree no less.

But I liked Wickenburg better.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (ctrM5)

250 F Chuck Todd
Rush always used that moniker.

Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (fAR9i)

251 Here is some more information to shed light on the usefulness "favorability ratings" (polls!!!):

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November 1, 2024

............

By August 5, Harris had officially become the nominee and her favorability rate had jumped to 43 percent. As of October 26, it was at 46 percent, meaning Harris had done something virtually unprecedented: She had become more likable since becoming a major party’s nominee.

..........

It remains to be seen whether Harris will be able to clinch a victory in what appears to be a dead-heat race between her and Trump, who is currently underwater with Americans: 43 percent view him favorably and 52 percent unfavorably.
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So the week of the election Harris was 46% "favorable" and Trump was 43% "favorable". That did it!!

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (E0p3T)

252
And how Doug Emhoff, Tim Walz, and David Hogg were redefining "modern masculinity"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:49 PM (0sNs1)
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Yeah, who doesn't need someone who's as adept at eye shadow as the next woman!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

253 So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light

Posted by: OneEyedJack on a train bound for nowhere at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (FCbAQ)

254 Remember how JD Vance was "weird"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:47 P

Weeeeeeeerd! Weeeerd!

Posted by: Rachel Snow Walleyed Zegler at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (TbWk/)

255 But have you been to Nice, or the isle of Greece, when you sipped champagne on a yacht?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky, listening to yacht rock for some ungodly reason at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (QdGJh)

***Have you been undressed by kings and seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see?***

AAAAAARGGHHH!!!!! See what you made me do?!?!?! You fiend!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:51 PM (2J/Lj)

256 All Things Must Pass but the Wichita Lineman, is still on the line!!!

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:51 PM (ctrM5)

257 Does Chuck Todd consider himself a journalist?

Because as he rails against MSNBC & CNN, I don't recall him saying anything when they were propping up Joe.

He points to 3 - 6 articles over the period of 4 years as "we didn't miss it." Of course including himself.

While at the same time in 2017 - 2020 dozens of articles and college professors saying 25th Amendment time.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 29, 2025 05:51 PM (JkCto)

258 Applying the Austin Powers approach to proving Kalyn Free's sex "Why won't this dick come off!?!" Ewwww

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2025 05:51 PM (wBaIH)

259 They believe--a delusion enforced by their media--that they public supports them.
That their judges are brave heros holding back a dictator.
Like the dead-end boomers in Canada, that stopping Trump is The Only Issue facing the world.
That those who voted for Trump don't have a right to say how this country is run.

War is democracy--both sides get a vote.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM (NwfFc)

No, they don't believe that, they care nothing for public opinion as long as the money comes in.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2025 05:52 PM (n7h9X)

260 And how Doug Emhoff, Tim Walz, and David Hogg were redefining "modern masculinity"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:49 PM (0sNs1)
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They did indeed.

Didn't accomplish anything on the actual masculinity front, but "modern masculinity?" Nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:52 PM (WkNQM)

261 ***Have you been undressed by kings and seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see?***

AAAAAARGGHHH!!!!! See what you made me do?!?!?! You fiend!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:51 PM

Going to paradise is a bad thing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:52 PM (0sNs1)

262 So burning Chicago down is the plan??? Genius, Jabba, genius…
Posted by: tubal

Wait. Let's see where he's going with this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 05:52 PM (L/fGl)

263 And asked me for a light
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Then he sang in a deep voice, "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille!!!"

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:53 PM (ctrM5)

264 All Things Must Pass but the Wichita Lineman, is still on the line!!!
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:51 PM (ctrM5)
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By the time I got to Phoenix...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 29, 2025 05:53 PM (6YdsJ)

265 >>>I had forgotten about the "brat" thing.

Remember how JD Vance was "weird"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM

And how Doug Emhoff, Tim Walz, and David Hogg were redefining "modern masculinity"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

>This alternate reality is beginning to scare me, am I going insane?

Too much estrogen in the kool-aide?

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 29, 2025 05:53 PM (fY84s)

266 Posted by: Pennsyltucky, listening to yacht rock for some ungodly reason at April 29, 2025 05:35 PM (QdGJh)

***Have you been undressed by kings and seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see?***

AAAAAARGGHHH!!!!! See what you made me do?!?!?! You fiend!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:51 PM (2J/Lj)
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Suffering hoarded is suffering wasted. Enjoy!

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 29, 2025 05:54 PM (QdGJh)

267 Well, I've never been to Spain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM]
+++++
Stay off the plains unlike you like precipitation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 05:43 PM (WkNQM)

That is the main geographic area in which the Iberian peninsula receives its rainfall.
Posted by: Hartford hurricanes...lord! at April 29, 2025 05:47 PM (TbWk/)
***

It never rains in Southern California.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2025 05:54 PM (W/lyH)

268 I'm pretty sure he's really stupid, not kind of stupid.
________

And I'm pretty sure he uses that Ronco spray-on hair stuff from the 80s.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 29, 2025 05:54 PM (UBKzV)

269 And how Doug Emhoff, Tim Walz, and David Hogg were redefining "modern masculinity"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

Sorry, been done before

Posted by: New Soviet Man, New German Man at April 29, 2025 05:54 PM (E0p3T)

270 And asked me for a light
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Then he sang in a deep voice, "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille!!!"
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:53 PM (ctrM5)
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and found my mind in a brown paper bag....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 05:55 PM (tT6L1)

271 It never rains in Southern California.
Posted by: Diogenes
=====
It pours.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:55 PM (ctrM5)

272 AAAAAARGGHHH!!!!! See what you made me do?

OK I am impressed, you managed to quote a song I have never heard in my life, and that's damned hard to do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:55 PM (2VST1)

273 Then he sang in a deep voice, "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille!!!"
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:53 PM (ctrM5)

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!

Posted by: OneEyedJack Driving on a mountain road at April 29, 2025 05:55 PM (FCbAQ)

274 I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to me....

Actually, never been to Paradise either.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 05:55 PM (jvJvP)

275 and found my mind in a brown paper bag....
Posted by: blake
======
seeking Time in a Bottle.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:56 PM (ctrM5)

276 Then he sang in a deep voice, "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille!!!"
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:53 PM (ctrM5)
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and found my mind in a brown paper bag....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

'cause I drinks a bit

Posted by: Mr Bojangles at April 29, 2025 05:56 PM (IKhKt)

277 So the Dems want to rule over an anthill as power-mad insane people. Alrighty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

278 and there's a bathroom on the right

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 05:56 PM (oXfCm)

279 Going to paradise is a bad thing?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:52 PM (0sNs1)

That song, that gawdawful song will be stuck in my head now. Nothing will dislodge it until Tanya Tucker starts singing What's Your Mama's Name again!!!
Darn you all to heck!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:56 PM (2J/Lj)

280 The Pakis are saying India will attack in the next 24-48 hours.
A thinly-disguised plea to the world.

I think they forgot who is in the White House:
The US doesn't give a shit is some shitty terrorists get the shit blown out of them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (NwfFc)

281
Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (0sNs1)

282 AAAAAARGGHHH!!!!! See what you made me do?!?!?! You fiend!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

Just Walk Away Renee!

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (ctrM5)

283 and found my mind in a brown paper bag....

'cause I drinks a bit

Listening to Old Dan's Records

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (2VST1)

284 Actually, never been to Paradise either.
Posted by: Stateless

The dashboard light method works

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (IKhKt)

285 Well the media has a new darling... Carney .... They're all atwitter how this will change everything with the US and Canada.... Trump's in trouble now... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (VE6XX)

286 Then he sang in a deep voice, "Come on Barbie, Let's Go PARTY!" ~~You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille!!!"~~
Posted by: whig

FIFY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 05:58 PM (u82oZ)

287 All Things Must Pass but the Wichita Lineman, is still on the line!!!

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:51 PM (ctrM5)

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One of the all-time great romantic lyrical lines:

"And I need you more than want you,
And I want you for all time ..."
"

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2025 05:58 PM (VyIGU)

288 Can Pookiestan bring in Chyna?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 05:58 PM (VUnvY)

289 I think watching Canada crater into hard left insanity is going to drive the Democrats nuts in America: what could have been if it weren't for that darned Trump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:58 PM (2VST1)

290 Spritzer looks.like a walking medical emergency. Some artery or heart ready to explode. Have another cheeseburger Guv.

Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2025 05:58 PM (FGQ5G)

291 But I liked Wickenburg better.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (ctrM5)

What's in Wickenburg that's worth seeing/doing?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 05:58 PM (dGCAG)

292 'cause I drinks a bit
Posted by: Mr Bojangles

Must be a "Family Tradition"!!

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:59 PM (ctrM5)

293 The Pakis are saying India will attack in the next 24-48 hours.

Thank you for the good news. They chose the means of their own destruction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 05:59 PM (u82oZ)

294 The Pakis are saying India will attack in the next 24-48 hours.
A thinly-disguised plea to the world.

To do what? Get out the popcorn popper?

Maybe enjoy some actual backlash that the West hasn't the stomach to do?

Posted by: OneEyedJack Driving on a mountain road at April 29, 2025 05:59 PM (FCbAQ)

295 >>> The dashboard light method works
Posted by: Meatloaf at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (IKhKt)

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Nic not even necessary.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 29, 2025 05:59 PM (4PKrD)

296 I hate auto correct.

Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2025 05:59 PM (FGQ5G)

297 Going to paradise is a bad thing?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 05:52 PM (0sNs1)

That song, that gawdawful song will be stuck in my head now. Nothing will dislodge it until Tanya Tucker starts singing What's Your Mama's Name again!!!
Darn you all to heck!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:56 PM (2J/Lj)

Mama's got a squeeze box.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2025 05:59 PM (W/lyH)

298 FIFY.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That....that was just Mean

Posted by: Miklos needs moar ice at April 29, 2025 05:59 PM (IKhKt)

299 Is there a livestream?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (VUnvY)

300 The dashboard light method works

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (IKhKt)

My favorite singer.

"Bat out of Hell" is my treadmill CD.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (jvJvP)

301 Cheri
Spritzer can blow at any seam. Aviod.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (u82oZ)

302 254 Remember how JD Vance was "weird"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 05:47 P

Weeeeeeeerd! Weeeerd!
Posted by: Rachel Snow Walleyed Zegler at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (TbWk/)
I knew it was a Trump/Vance landslide when the spoiled children all said ‘that’s just weird’, all the while not knowing or seeing the irony.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (LHPAg)

303 It never rains in Southern California.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2025 05:54 PM (W/lyH)

Was in San Diego this past weekend.

It rained.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (dGCAG)

304 250 F Chuck Todd
Rush always used that moniker.

Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2025 05:50 PM (fAR9i)

Yes. I should have given Rush credit for that in my comment. I miss his commentary.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (aBgBM)

305 That song, that gawdawful song will be stuck in my head now. Nothing will dislodge it until Tanya Tucker starts singing What's Your Mama's Name again!!!
Darn you all to heck!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:56 PM

But I've never been to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (0sNs1)

306 That song, that gawdawful song will be stuck in my head now. Nothing will dislodge it until Tanya Tucker starts singing What's Your Mama's Name again!!!
Darn you all to heck!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 05:56 PM (2J/Lj)

Here... I'll help... If you like Pina Coladas ,getting caught in the rain....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (VE6XX)

307 Mama's got a squeeze box.

she plays it in seasons in the sun

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (2VST1)

308 What's in Wickenburg that's worth seeing/doing?
Posted by: BurtTC
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Literally ye old Cowboy town, outskirts had a murder mystery of a stagecoach robbery, plus there are excellent museum of Western Art downtown. Lots of artisan shops including places like saddle makers, etc.

Nearby, on the river, there is a hummingbird sanctuary with lots of them in winter.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (ctrM5)

309 Mama's got a squeeze box.
Posted by: Diogenes

There are a number of female accordion players of both Cajun AND Zydeco music

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes chers amis at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (IKhKt)

310 294 The Pakis are saying India will attack in the next 24-48 hours.
A thinly-disguised plea to the world.

If nukes pop off I can only hope the prevailing winds are to the north.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (/U5Yz)

311 Misheard lyrics: AC/DC.

The first time I heard to "You Shook Me All Night Long," I heard the line as "back in the rig to take another swig" (instead of "back in the ring to take another swing."

I realized the mistake - and the correct words - immediately, but I find the idea of a drunken Australian trucker pounding whiskey and barreling down the outback so funny that I prefer my way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (WkNQM)

312 I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to me....

Actually, never been to Paradise either.
Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 05:55 PM (jvJvP)

Call some place paradise... kiss it goodbye.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (dGCAG)

313
What's in Wickenburg that's worth seeing/doing?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 05:58 PM (dGCAG)
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It's on the way to Las Vegas or Phoenix, depending on direction of travel?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

314 Miklos needs moar ice

Ah! *Runs hand along side of head from front to back.*

Please give my best to Darlene, Marlene, and Charlene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (u82oZ)

315 Mama's got a squeeze box.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Who Are You?

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:02 PM (ctrM5)

316 It never rains in Southern California.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2025 05:54 PM (W/lyH)

It would be a great place to build a reservoir.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 06:02 PM (VUnvY)

317 Mama's got a squeeze box.

she plays it in seasons in the sun
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Can we change to fish puns PLEASE

Posted by: Miklos is about to invoke the Eighth Amendment at April 29, 2025 06:02 PM (IKhKt)

318 Literally ye old Cowboy town, outskirts had a murder mystery of a stagecoach robbery, plus there are excellent museum of Western Art downtown. Lots of artisan shops including places like saddle makers, etc.

Nearby, on the river, there is a hummingbird sanctuary with lots of them in winter.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (ctrM5)

Thanks, I'll have to talk some folks into a road trip one of these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 06:02 PM (dGCAG)

319 Skyrockets in flight.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2025 06:02 PM (LHPAg)

320 Shouldn't Illinois Fat be arrested for inciting an insurrection?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (/U5Yz)

321 BRING ME A BUCKET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Governor Spritzer at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (9EViy)

322 Please give my best to Darlene, Marlene, and Charlene.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

At the same time?

Posted by: Miklos questions the Practicalities at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (IKhKt)

323 The dashboard light method works

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (IKhKt)

My favorite singer.

"Bat out of Hell" is my treadmill CD.
Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week

I was shocked yesterday when the classic rock station played Two Outta Three Ain't Bad instead of Paradise by Dashboard Light. They never do that!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (2J/Lj)

324 Shouldn't Illinois Fat be arrested for inciting an insurrection?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (/U5Yz)
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It's legal when they do it. Admirable, even. Perhaps so far as to vital.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (WkNQM)

325 I realized the mistake - and the correct words - immediately, but I find the idea of a drunken Australian trucker pounding whiskey and barreling down the outback so funny that I prefer my way.

It works either way. Like Metallica, performing Nothing Else Matters where he changes the line "open mind for a different view" to "open legs for a different view."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (2VST1)

326 It never rains in Southern California.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2025 05:54 PM (W/lyH)

Was in San Diego this past weekend.

It rained.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (dGCAG)

Ha! I've always known that song was bullsh*t!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (W/lyH)

327 321 BRING ME A BUCKET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Governor Spritzer at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (9EViy)

Original or extra crispy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (VE6XX)

328 Remember when Miss American pie drove the Chevy to the levee?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (oXfCm)

329 Eromero

Skyrockets in flight Built this city!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

330 Here... I'll help... If you like Pina Coladas ,getting caught in the rain....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (VE6XX)

That's low. Now Imma go lower.

My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right"
Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (FCbAQ)

331 Thanks, I'll have to talk some folks into a road trip one of these days.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Old Wickenburg is what you want which is about one mile from the 4 lane strip mall Wickenburg.

Hour or so north of Phoenix or so. Easy drive.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (ctrM5)

332 Here... I'll help... If you like Pina Coladas ,getting caught in the rain....

They play that on a loop at the local supermarket. If I had to work there I might be tempted to race down the kitchenware aisle, grab a knife and slit my wrists. Hate that song.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (z9UrO)

333 318 Literally ye old Cowboy town, outskirts had a murder mystery of a stagecoach robbery, plus there are excellent museum of Western Art downtown. Lots of artisan shops including places like saddle makers, etc.

Nearby, on the river, there is a hummingbird sanctuary with lots of them in winter.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (ctrM5)

Thanks, I'll have to talk some folks into a road trip one of these days.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 06:02 PM (dGCAG
Sounds like Mission, Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (LHPAg)

334 Must be a "Family Tradition"!!

"So I guess we better have another round."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (/y8xj)

335 In fairness to the Spanish Destruction Engineers, they would have celebrated if it had been a Port-a-Potty blowing up. They don't care what gets destructed, as long as it's accomplished with the maximum amount of explosives.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (UCYpC)

336 Please give my best to Darlene, Marlene, and Charlene.

I went to school with a girl named Carleen (little gymnast cutie) with a sister Darlene. I didn't ever find out if they had any more sisters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:04 PM (2VST1)

337 I'm sure the geniuses at Columbia will be equally upset with the genocide in Pakistan.

Or, naaah.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2025 06:05 PM (RIvkX)

338 328 Remember when Miss American pie drove the Chevy to the levee?
Posted by: Ben Had
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A Long, Long Time ago.....

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:05 PM (ctrM5)

339 Must be a "Family Tradition"!!
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 05:59 PM (ctrM5)
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I think it's high time we had "The Conversation."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 06:05 PM (WkNQM)

340 Breaking News: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2025 06:05 PM (0sNs1)

341 When the levee breaks you've got to move.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 06:05 PM (VUnvY)

342 Call some place paradise... kiss it goodbye.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (dGCAG)

They'll pave it and put up a parking lot!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 06:05 PM (2J/Lj)

343 Well the media has a new darling... Carney .... They're all atwitter how this will change everything with the US and Canada.... Trump's in trouble now... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2025 05:57 PM (VE6XX)

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BREAKING: In order to better emulate Western Europe and put an end to all boys named Donald, PM Carney mandates that Muhammad be the legal first name assigned to all Canadian newborns -- as well as beginning the immediate transitioning of all newborn females to the male gender.

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (VyIGU)

344 Governor "Creosote" Spritzer (Fatboy) , Illinoise

Posted by: Mike Hunt at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (FDlb9)

345 Chuck Todd is delusional asshoe

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (6KkyI)

346 It's on the way to Las Vegas or Phoenix, depending on direction of travel?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

Things have changed recently, but I plan to do some traveling around AZ this year. It's only a matter of whether to drag people with me or go by myself.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (dGCAG)

347 320 Shouldn't Illinois Fat be arrested for inciting an insurrection?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (/U5Yz)

He knows he's safe from arrest on any charge. No jail can hold him. Literally.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (aBgBM)

348 "So I guess we better have another round."
Posted by: Oddbob
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Better than having the Subterranean Homesick Blues.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (ctrM5)

349 Here... I'll help... If you like Pina Coladas ,getting caught in the rain....

They play that on a loop at the local supermarket. If I had to work there I might be tempted to race down the kitchenware aisle, grab a knife and slit my wrists. Hate that song.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They should at least alternate with Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: the Miklosland Vocal Band at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (IKhKt)

350 Two thing about Arizona I find startling:

The Salt River and the Colorado.

Areas of the country which routinely hit 120 degrees and in the middle of it all, amazing rivers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

351 Former Vice President Kamala Harris is speaking tomorrow at an event hosted by Emerge America, a Democrat organization that trains women to hold public office.

If you'd like to watch the event, in San Francisco, you can get a “digital ticket” for the virtual live stream.

You can also contribute up to $50,000 for a sponsorship to attend in person.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 29, 2025 05:33 PM (0sNs1)

Stupidest person in America? The first sap that buys a ticket to this "event".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (k9OZB)

352 306 If you like Pina Coladas ,getting caught in the rain....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2025 06:00 PM (VE6XX)
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Some friends and I got ejected from a bar in college for singing that song. I mean, sure, it wasn't karaoke night, and we were singing it loudly to a table of unamused sorority chicks, and we had changed the lyrics to "do you like penis a lot-a," but other than that it seemed unfair.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (QdGJh)

353 I think it's high time we had "The Conversation."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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On the Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down? How could you?

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (ctrM5)

354 Quick, get more butter out of our Food Strategic Reserve for the Governor of Illinois.

Any left can be sent to the leader of North Korea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (u82oZ)

355 One of my favorite drink's.... I mean songs....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (1U5p7)

356 Please give my best to Darlene, Marlene, and Charlene.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

At the same time?
Posted by: Miklos questions the Practicalities at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM

Yes, if you're, how you say, up for it.

Posted by: Paolo at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (0sNs1)

357 Can we change to fish puns PLEASE
Posted by: Miklos is about to invoke the Eighth Amendment

It's been a haddock's day night
And I've been working like a frog

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (L/fGl)

358
Or we can have the 40 something woman spilling out of her top, preparing to fish the senior living widower pool…
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

You'd think they'd want some peace and quiet by then, woman spilling out of her top be damned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (QnmlO)

359 Should just go down to Suffragette City, the smell of that chick just put my spine out of place

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:08 PM (2VST1)

360 I was shocked yesterday when the classic rock station played Two Outta Three Ain't Bad instead of Paradise by Dashboard Light. They never do that!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 06:03 PM (2J/Lj)

"I Would Do Anything For Love" is my favorite song.

Except the bastardized version they play on the radio. Cut a great 12 minute song to 3 minutes.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 06:08 PM (jvJvP)

361 They should at least alternate with Afternoon Delight.
Posted by: the Miklosland Vocal Band
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Only after Dancing in the Dark.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:08 PM (ctrM5)

362 Only after Dancing in the Dark.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:08 PM (ctrM5)
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That is, I hear, how the fuse starts burning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 06:09 PM (WkNQM)

363 351 Former Vice President Kamala Harris is speaking tomorrow at an event hosted by Emerge America, a Democrat organization that trains women to hold public office.

If you'd like to watch the event, in San Francisco, you can get a “digital ticket” for the virtual live stream.

You can also contribute up to $50,000 for a sponsorship to attend in person.

50K Grande for a Sloppy Blow Job is outrageous......... Talk about inflation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2025 06:09 PM (FB0Cj)

364 359 Should just go down to Suffragette City, the smell of that chick just put my spine out of place
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Help!

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:09 PM (ctrM5)

365 It's another tapia sunrise

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 06:09 PM (L/fGl)

366 Miklos questions the Practicalities

I thought they all shared you simultaneously. But they are on a daily rotating roster instead?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:10 PM (u82oZ)

367 That is, I hear, how the fuse starts burning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

"Up on Cripple Creek", or so it is said.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:10 PM (ctrM5)

368 It's been a haddock's day night
And I've been working like a frog
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence

ADMISSION OF ERROR

Posted by: all Miklos wanted was a Pepsi but she wouldn't give me one at April 29, 2025 06:10 PM (IKhKt)

369 "I Would Do Anything For Love" is my favorite song.

Except the bastardized version they play on the radio. Cut a great 12 minute song to 3 minutes.
Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 06:08 PM (jvJvP)

But what is the "that" that he won't do? I never got that part.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 29, 2025 06:10 PM (k9OZB)

370 That is, I hear, how the fuse starts burning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

"Up on Cripple Creek", or so it is said.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:10 PM (ctrM5)
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Just don't go down to Georgia.

Posted by: The Devil at April 29, 2025 06:10 PM (6YdsJ)

371 >>> That is, I hear, how the fuse starts burning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 06:09 PM (WkNQM)

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So, we didn't start the fire?

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 29, 2025 06:11 PM (4PKrD)

372 But what is the "that" that he won't do? I never got that part.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
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Now you've done it.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:11 PM (ctrM5)

373 FOR EXAMPLE one of my kids worked for a local restaurant/bakery all thru high school and college summers, very hard, sometimes didn't get full pay even? then last summer thought they'd be working there and got ghosted and embarrassed - new staff "from abroad" no more college and high school kids.

ok fine but THIS SPRING they got called back (they're not going to work there again tho).

anyway it makes me smile. but a lot of small places around here are like DESPERATE for kids now. oops! jerks.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2025 05:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

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The quickest way to deport all the illegals is to start jailing businesses that employ them. There will be no need to take anything to the Supreme Court as the illegals will self-deport without jobs or benefits. Enforce e-verify I say.

Posted by: Decaf at April 29, 2025 06:11 PM (unUNN)

374 If it smells like Fish eat as much as you wish

If it smells like cologne live it alone

This is one of my rules of life..... Just ask Hillary

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2025 06:11 PM (lw59Z)

375 Hadrian the Seventh

The desirability of 40 something women spilling out of their tops that are deaf mutes just went up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

376 But they are on a daily rotating roster instead?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The manager at the Waffle House does the shift roster.

Posted by: Miklos a victim of soicomstance, I tell ya at April 29, 2025 06:12 PM (IKhKt)

377 Sort of related, the story of how Jethro Tull got their name:

https://youtube.com/shorts/XlTcqusZiDo

Basically they were so bad that they'd get kicked out of clubs and had to keep changing their name to get another chance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:12 PM (2VST1)

378 57 Can we change to fish puns PLEASE

If people want to talk about lousy over repeated songs, instead of fish puns must you be a pain in the bass?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2025 06:12 PM (TANOR)

379 > 25 Or we can have the 40 something woman spilling out of her top, preparing to fish the senior living widower pool…
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

Hey, I resemble that scenario.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2025 06:12 PM (W5ArC)

380 ut what is the "that" that he won't do? I never got that part.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
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Now you've done it.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:11 PM (ctrM5)

Exactly..,.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 06:12 PM (jvJvP)

381 So, we didn't start the fire?
Posted by: Turn 2
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Only when you are Back to Black and Rollin in the Deep.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:12 PM (ctrM5)

382 >>> But what is the "that" that he won't do? I never got that part.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
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Now you've done it.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:11 PM (ctrM5)

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Pete Buttigieg soon to make an appearance.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 29, 2025 06:12 PM (4PKrD)

383 The Salt River and the Colorado.

Areas of the country which routinely hit 120 degrees and in the middle of it all, amazing rivers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

We crossed the Colorado on I-10 the other day. It looks like an oasis. In Colorado it goes from a raging torrent to a trickling stream.

Very strange river.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2025 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

384 Wow, Calif Fed Judge just 'ruled' that immigration sweeps are illegal. BP can't arrest illegals without a specific warrant...

Only affect Eastern District of Calif right now... but... wow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2025 06:13 PM (QAkQ3)

385 > You'd think they'd want some peace and quiet by then, woman spilling out of her top be damned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (QnmlO)

Snow on the roof doesn't mean no fire in the furnace.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2025 06:13 PM (W5ArC)

386 Rodrigo Borgia

Story time?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:13 PM (u82oZ)

387 Any add revenue for ace is acceptable.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 06:13 PM (oXfCm)

388 If people want to talk about lousy over repeated songs, instead of fish puns must you be a pain in the bass?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Uptight (Everything is Alright).

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:13 PM (ctrM5)

389 Hi, fellow Music Fans!

Posted by: Rick Astley at April 29, 2025 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

390 But what is the "that" that he won't do? I never got that part.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
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Now you've done it.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:11 PM (ctrM5)

Did Daltry ever find out who it was?
Did Bono ever find what he was looking for?
And precisely what was Elvis going to do if I stepped on his goofy shoes?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2025 06:14 PM (2J/Lj)

391 BurtTC

Chinese backed farmers are depleting the ground water in AZ. Deliberately.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

392 If people want to talk about lousy over repeated songs, instead of fish puns must you be a pain in the bass?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Sorry

Posted by: Miklos made a whale of a mistake at April 29, 2025 06:15 PM (IKhKt)

393 Pete Buttigieg soon to make an appearance.
Posted by: Turn 2
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Gay version of 'Night Moves".

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:15 PM (ctrM5)

394
Basically they were so bad that they'd get kicked out of clubs and had to keep changing their name to get another chance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:12 PM (2VST1)
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As Ian Anderson said, "'Jethro Tull' was the name we were using when we stopped sucking,"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 29, 2025 06:15 PM (6YdsJ)

395 Kamaunist must be running out of cash

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2025 06:15 PM (ypFCm)

396 Gay version of 'Night Moves".
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:15 PM (ctrM5)
++++
:: hurls ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2025 06:15 PM (WkNQM)

397 391 BurtTC

Chinese backed farmers are depleting the ground water in AZ. Deliberately.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

Central Valley Calif... same thing... LOTS of Chinese owned big Ag here now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2025 06:15 PM (QAkQ3)

398 > 385 > You'd think they'd want some peace and quiet by then, woman spilling out of her top be damned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2025 06:07 PM (QnmlO)

> Snow on the roof doesn't mean no fire in the furnace.

Plus, most of us are a little hard of hearing by this age.

One of the sequelae of going to a lot of metal concerts in the era before we had these nanny state regs about sound levels that can permanently impair hearing.

My ears rang for three days after a Sabbath concert back in the '70s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (W5ArC)

399 Nood.

Posted by: Rick Astley at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

400 359 Should just go down to Suffragette City, the smell of that chick just put my spine out of place

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:08 PM (2VST1)

Posted by: goozer at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (V1MWf)

401 Hey Madrid....
Turn out the lights, the party's over.

Posted by: DANDY DON at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (Ak2xC)

402 But what is the "that" that he won't do? I never got that part.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

The Tijuana corkscrew.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (L/fGl)

403 they're now considering OVERRULING Vice Chair David Hogg's victory in favor of a Native American woman!
.....

lol
She's as looney as he is.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

404 Did Daltry ever find out who it was?
Did Bono ever find what he was looking for?
And precisely what was Elvis going to do if I stepped on his goofy shoes?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
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A) The Seeker
B) Joshua Tree
C) He found out Carl Perkins was going to beat his ass for stealing his song.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (ctrM5)

405 The Salt River and the Colorado.

Areas of the country which routinely hit 120 degrees and in the middle of it all, amazing rivers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

The Little Colorado goes through part of our spread. Most of the year it's just a small stream. During monsoon season watch out. The ranchers in the area hate it because the floods knock down most of their cattle fencing. Every. Year.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (/U5Yz)

406 Skip

I thought Kamila drank the wine that comes out of a box.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2025 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

407 359 Should just go down to Suffragette City, the smell of that chick just put my spine out of place

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:08 PM (2VST1)

*Insert Fry/Futurama meme "Not sure if he's quoting a mondegreen or creating one."*

Posted by: goozer at April 29, 2025 06:17 PM (V1MWf)

408 384 Wow, Calif Fed Judge just 'ruled' that immigration sweeps are illegal. BP can't arrest illegals without a specific warrant...

Only affect Eastern District of Calif right now... but... wow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2025 06:13 PM (QAkQ3)

Welp, got-aways just received effective total amnesty if this ruling stands. Not listed on warrant? Cannot be arrested. Change your name. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2025 06:19 PM (aBgBM)

409 Kami came from Miami, LA
Hitchhiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then she was a political Ho

She says, "Hey Joey B, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"

Kami came from out Pacific Palisades
In the backroom, Kami was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

She says, "Hey Joey B, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey Joey B, take a walk on the wild side"

And the colored girls go
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2025 06:19 PM (m0DDW)

410 Illegals get your asses to California stat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2025 06:21 PM (oXfCm)

411 The actual line is "This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place" but I like my version better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2025 06:21 PM (2VST1)

412 And precisely what was Elvis going to do if I stepped on his goofy shoes?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

Step on YOUR foot, baby. Payback's a bitch.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at April 29, 2025 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

413 Just a note in passing about Canada vote counting:
It is really a small country.
Look at India for how to do it.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 29, 2025 06:28 PM (w3u3d)

414 What is even the point of a Chuck Todd at this point?

Impotent little f****t throwing and smearing verbal feces across the zeitgeist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2025 06:34 PM (XV/Pl)

415 Those were nuclear plant cooling towers, not smoke stacks.

Posted by: Butch at April 29, 2025 06:38 PM (98xTj)

416 Just a note in passing about Canada vote counting:
It is really a small country.

now do Florida

Posted by: DanMan at April 29, 2025 06:48 PM (8uzBS)

417 Will anyone notice if they replace Hogg with a woman?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2025 06:51 PM (KLKSV)

418 Hi everybody, here every person is sharing these knowledge, so it's good to read this blog, and I used to go to see this blog
daily.

Posted by: bongs for sale at April 29, 2025 07:42 PM (+Kxq0)

419 Those were stacks from a coal power plant. Still, it was useful baseline power that they threw in the garbage.

Posted by: comradearthur at April 29, 2025 08:27 PM (eLoCj)

420 BLM riots 2.0
------------->
Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0

Posted by: Meyer Spacelaserberg at April 29, 2025 08:42 PM (xFtJC)

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