The Left Is Now Shrieking About a Right-Wing "Womanosphere," Even Worse Than the Manosphere, Because It Encourages Young Women to be "Thin, Fertile, and Republican"

I mentioned this in last night's Quick Hits, I think.

Left-wing media has identified a dangerous new political archetype: the thin, fertile, Republican woman.
Beware the burgeoning online "womanosphere" urging an audience of young women away from feminism and towards marriage, children, and being attractive, warns The Guardian. The outlet points to prominent conservative commentators such as Brett Cooper and Candace Owens, along with publications like Evie Magazine, as emblematic of this clunkily-named counterpart to the "manosphere."
These women are united by their "desire to return to a gender-essentialist worldview," according to The Guardian, which casts "women as submissive homemakers" and "men as strong providers."
Oh, the horror.

Hey I already said that.

"Gender-essentialism" refers to the outlandish belief that men and women are different. One is free to draw varied conclusions from this fact. The left has taken up a strange quarrel with the concept of biological sex itself, an argument which defeats itself at the outset. How can one analyze why female commentators specifically appeal to females without acknowledging the validity of the category?
The outlet warns of "an organized effort" to create an "alternative rightwing media ecosystem targeting young female US audiences." One discerns the outlet's terror at the prospect -- no great wonder, given the much vaunted "podcast strategy" helped win over young male voters to Donald Trump in the 2024 election.
"Organized" is supposed to be a dirty word. It connotes an insidious masterplan to take women off birth control and put them on quick-slimming diets. But the legacy media, with its extreme left-wing bias, is surely no less organized and strident in its political and cultural prescriptions than the "right-wing media." Notice the asymmetry in terms. The New York Times and Netflix are simply media. They claim neutral ground. It's a powerful rhetorical trick. If they can successfully assert themselves as unbiased observers and artists, they fashion reality itself in their terms.
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"Young women have been hailed as the saving grace of the Democratic party, the force that will deliver us from all those angry young men spending all their time listening to podcasts, but that's not a given," writes The Guardian.
Therein lies a sick admission. The Democratic Party prefers women fat, infertile, single, and unhappy. Why? Because those women make the most fervent ideologues. Leftism inverts natural hierarchies. It lofts the ugly and sick above the beautiful. It punishes any natural inclination towards the latter. This appeals to malcontents who depend on such an infrastructure to confer them status and meaning. Or a green card, as the case may be.
Who profits by a woman being thin and fertile? Why, only the woman herself, the young men interested in dating and marrying them, her future family, and all the rest of society by extension. The left's supposed concern for female "freedom" and "independence" is false. They'd just prefer women be dependent on the state, not a husband.

As I frequently say, the Democrat Party is the Husband of Last Resort for unmarriagable, miserable, mentally-ill women.

Here's a bit more from this deranged screed from The Guardian:

It's not only rightwingers who have gripes with contemporary feminism. Many on the left have been critical of shallow "girlboss feminism" (the bipartisan backlash to the embarrassing Blue Origin flight being a case in point), noting that impossible expectations are placed on women in a crassly capitalist society that offers little support for working mothers. According to a 2023 survey run by the non-profit Catalyst, four in 10 women said they felt they would need to change jobs in order to manage childcare demands, and the US is still the only rich country in the world without a national paid parental leave policy. Yet for this new womanosphere, the response is not advancing policies like paid family leave or affordable childcare, but to return to an idealized, illusory past where being a wife and mother was viewed as a woman's sole purpose.
Young women are particularly vulnerable to these appeals. Like their peers in the manosphere, these commentators are capitalizing on a real crisis of loneliness and economic precarity facing gen Z. "Social media has truly given gen Z a warped sense of reality," said Cooper, who has described dating apps as "treacherous" and a "barren" landscape.
The alternative vision these influencers are proposing is scarily retrograde and would strip women of their freedom and economic independence. "You want to go back and sit in a cubicle when you could have this, like, beautiful amazing child that you've created with the love of your life?" Cooper asked rhetorically on a recent podcast appearance.
Instead of trying to have it all, women, she said, need to change their priorities because "if you aren't going to the gym, if you aren't taking care of yourself, if you don't like children, if you only care about your career, and you hate the patriarchy" then a desirable man is "not going to go for you".
The type of woman these commentators valorize is thin, straight, fertile, traditionally feminine, conventionally attractive to men and white -- though they try to avoid overt racism, instead opting for sentiments like, "as a minority woman, I'm here to say that you'll be happier and more fulfilled if you aren't consumed by thinking about your race." Anyone who falls outside of this narrow mold is subject to relentless mocking and disparagement. Though they have different tactics and tones, like their cohorts in the manosphere, they play with the idea that calling women fat or ugly is fun and transgressive -- framing it as part of a virtuous quest to rid society of woke, feminist ideals.
Young women have been hailed as the saving grace of the Democratic party, the force that will deliver us from all those angry young men spending all their time listening to podcasts, but that's not a given. While young women still went blue in 2024, Joe Biden's 35-point lead in 2020 dwindled to a 24-point lead for Kamala Harris. Other demographics, like Black and Latino men, broke with historical trends to shift to the right this election. Emily Amick, an influencer and political analyst who has been observing the trend on her Substack, said that people might underestimate the womanosphere's impact at their peril. "What we saw in the 2024 presidential election was that the manosphere had a lot more impact than a lot of people expected," Amick said. "I believe that the conservative movement is running the same play with women, and in 2028 we are going to see a massive impact of the messaging machines they have been building."

LOL. If only the left had such a network of propaganda nodes...

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In the past two decades, mainstream women's outlets have made attempts to emphasize overall wellbeing instead of outer beauty and valorizing thinness above all. Evie sees this as wokeness run amok. They want to bring back your mother's -- or your grandmother's -- women's magazine, in which it was OK to celebrate a certain body type over others. "When we encounter a heavily tattooed, blue-haired, obese, gender-neutral individual with a bull-ring, that person is communicating to us that they actively disregard the standards for normality that the majority of people agree on," read a 2021 piece titled Objective Feminine Beauty Is Not A Relic Of The Patriarchy.
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Maggie Bullock, a women's magazine veteran who co-writes the Spread, a newsletter about the industry, said she saw outlets like Evie as trying to be something of a "gateway drug" into more extreme conservative ideologies. "Like, we're nice and we're pretty and we're not that radical, don't worry, we're just telling you the truth," she said. "It feels like a wolf in sheep's clothing."

What would we do without experts.

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Evie's reach shouldn't be overstated -- it has 210,000 followers on Instagram, compared with Cosmopolitan's 4m, and has only put out three print issues in four years -- but they're increasingly finding new ways to garner attention.

The entire premise of this article, that the Womanosphere is a Great and Growing Threat, relies on overstating its reach.

But now, in paragraph 30, they tell you it only has 210,000 subscribers.

From Phyllis Schlafly in the 1970s, who helped mobilize young Christian women against the Equal Rights Amendment, to Ann Coulter and Moms for Liberty, women have long played a role in spreading conservative propaganda. But what sets these new voices apart is that they don't all market themselves as political commentators. In this sense, they are cribbing from the success of the manosphere, which won new Maga converts in part because most of its leading figures weren't explicitly partisan.

You mean how "journalists" pretend they're not partisan so that their clear partisanship passes under people's radar undetected?

If only the left had this sort of powerful messaging machine!

Multi-hours-long podcast episodes and Twitch streams from the likes of Rogan, the Nelk Boys or Theo Von are typically much more weighted to cover sports, gambling, drugs and dating than they are to talk about which bill is passing in the Senate.
The leading voices of the womanosphere are using a similar strategy. As Brittany Hugoboom put it in an op--ed for the rightwing outlet Quillette: "Conservatives will never win if they imagine themselves as combatants atop defensive battlements, hurling abuse on the mass media. We need to involve ourselves in the creation of pop culture."
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The coalition drawn to fringe wellness ideas is multifaceted: from the "crunchy" moms frightened of toxic chemicals they believe are in our food and pharmaceuticals, to the chronic illness sufferers frustrated with a medical system they feel has let them down. Yet the savvy voices of the womanosphere have responded by weaponizing genuine anxieties -- which have complex roots and few easy answers -- and serving up far-right propaganda on a platter. "It's sneaky," Clark told the Washington Post. "I want to be seen as: Alex Clark, cool girl, loves health and wellness, happens to be conservative. I'm not trying to beat people over the head with that. I don't think that's persuasive."

You mean how celebrities attempt to leverage their fame and public goodwill into influencing people's political thinking?

If only the left had a network of propagandists such as these!

Oh, and I love how the left, which has for 60 years railed against artificial additives in food, are now positively in favor of adulterating food with as many unsafe chemicals as possible.

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Clark's crusades against topics such as birth control -- that it "accelerates ageing", "induces abortion", causes cancer and fertility issues -- make more sense in light of the Trump administration's pro-natalist policy agenda, which organizations like Turning Point USA and Project 2025 have spent years crafting.
"It's all tied together with the goal of shaming women who have sex and who might get pregnant, and ensuring that they really are forced into the idea of this nuclear family because it preserves current power structures," said Dr Jennifer Lincoln, an OB-GYN in Portland, Oregon. "They come at it from this Maha angle of 'we have to protect women,' and then they legislate away people's choices to use these medicines that are literally life-saving for so many people."

Another expert weighs in.

Thin, fertile, and Republican? Sounds hot lol. pic.twitter.com/5De5lq6Zi5
— Brett Cooper (@imbrettcooper) April 24, 2025

Here's what the left turned an entire generation of young women into:

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

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1 Beats fat, barren and crazy

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 04:32 PM (VE6XX)

2 Hey now, aren’t we supposed to be pro choice?
Choose to have kids, be fit, be conservative,,,,

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2025 04:32 PM (Hkcdp)

3 I thought the Left had the monopoly on spherical women.

Posted by: King Willy and his Voodoo Gang at April 25, 2025 04:33 PM (jc0TO)

4 The stereotypes are true that the most hard left are usually the ugliest of women.

Posted by: Leupold at April 25, 2025 04:33 PM (4pwAx)

5 Brett Cooper's take on this was "sounds hot."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 04:34 PM (ExV1e)

6 Well, I'm kinda chubby, past menopause, and a little bit crazy, but the good kind of crazy. The chubby gives me nice big tatas, too. Does that pass muster?

And no, no pics.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 04:34 PM (a4NoL)

7 It Encourages Young Women to be "Thin, Fertile, and Republican"

Well let me consider the alternative here.

Fat, sterile, and Democrat?

Tough call here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:34 PM (2VST1)

8 Phyllis Schlafly should be worshiped as a god by the Strong Empowered Women.

Read her life story some time.

Posted by: toby928 at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (jc0TO)

9 2 Hey now, aren’t we supposed to be pro choice?
Choose to have kids, be fit, be conservative,,,,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2025 04:32 PM (Hkcdp)

The choice they have in mind is much like the choice in voting in the USSR before the wall came down.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (a4NoL)

10 Gosh, and young women are so darn happy nowadays! Nope, current progressive, feminist lifestyle is totally not contributing to record anti depressant use!

Heaven forbid women be exposed to a diversity of lifestyle options, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (Hkcdp)

11 Meanwhile Cousin Lulu has passed away at the age of 78.

She was billed by Jack Ruby as 'the world's biggest Go-Go dancer' according to Wikipedia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (FEpIj)

12 The party of satan himself.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (QhVwE)

13 Maggie Bullock, a women's magazine veteran who co-writes the Spread, a newsletter about the industry
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The "industry" you say? And what womens industry is that?

Never mind, I think I know.

Posted by: American Pimps Association at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (I69rP)

14 8 Phyllis Schlafly should be worshiped as a god by the Strong Empowered Women.

Read her life story some time.
Posted by: toby928 at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (jc0TO)

Phyllis went to the same university I did. She was kinda awesome. Raised some good kids, too, she did.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (a4NoL)

15 One more step and the _________ gets it.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 25, 2025 04:36 PM (QSrLX)

16 10 Gosh, and young women are so darn happy nowadays! Nope, current progressive, feminist lifestyle is totally not contributing to record anti depressant use!

Heaven forbid women be exposed to a diversity of lifestyle options, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (Hkcdp)

They will be okay if the cut off their tits and grow beards.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 04:36 PM (a4NoL)

17 Who profits by a woman being thin and fertile? Why, only the woman herself, the young men interested in dating and marrying them, her future family, and all the rest of society by extension. The left's supposed concern for female "freedom" and "independence" is false. They'd just prefer women be dependent on the state, not a husband.

As I frequently say, the Democrat Party is the Husband of Last Resort for unmarriagable, miserable, mentally-ill women.

Yeah, that's the sad case of it. And by doing so, they are making it... if not acceptable, then at least less shameful to be miserable, mentally ill, ugly, fat, and single. You have ahome, you have people who'll gladly lie to support you.

Leftist: Lizzo is a TEN, she's so hot!!!
Guy: Wow, you have a body like Lizzo!
Leftist woman: YOU @$(*@%Y@!!!! DIE IN A FIRE!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:37 PM (2VST1)

18 I prefer the term babesphere over woman sphere. It helps to differentiate them from the women of the left.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 25, 2025 04:38 PM (Vyll1)

19 Maga has our "Womanosphere,"

Woketards have a "Weirdosphere"

BTW Kash is going Slap Happy locking up Judges

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 25, 2025 04:38 PM (r3F/z)

20 Thin, Fertile, and Republican

How can I subscribe to this magazine?

Posted by: zombe at April 25, 2025 04:38 PM (pMi6S)

21 Matt Walsh is encouraging white people to have more kids. The response:

WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING WHITE PEOPLE TO HAVE KIDS??? RAYCISSS!!!!!1!1!1!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:38 PM (2VST1)

22 When I was in college mumble mumble mumble years ago, the big deal was hugely fat lesbians, because they would be a turnoff for men. Also, cupcakes and tacos, but mostly sexual politics.

That has morphed into cutting of your boobs and growing really bad beards, and ruining your sexuality entirely.

The culture of death abounds.

St. Michael, the Archangel, defend us in battle,
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 04:38 PM (a4NoL)

23 No fat chicks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 04:38 PM (y5Qz+)

24 BTW Kash is going Slap Happy locking up Judges

"Somehow he's secretly doing nothing in the process though, I just know it!!!"
--guy with hair on fire

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:39 PM (2VST1)

25 womanosphere??

Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2025 04:39 PM (qm5Wv)

26 I've got Kirsche on in the background. She is about to die from laughter. This female 'author' has segued from Wiccans in England fighting Nazis to AIPAC controls the US Congress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 04:40 PM (FEpIj)

27 Womansplaining.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 04:40 PM (y5Qz+)

28 BTW Kash is going Slap Happy locking up Judges
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 25, 2025 04:38 PM (r3F/z)

He should also be slapping a few of them, but you know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 04:40 PM (a4NoL)

29 ACE!!!

Go take your vacay ya big nerd!

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2025 04:41 PM (0HaGk)

30 One wonders if these fat, blue-haired, tattoo-covered, nose-ringed freak shows ever walk past a mirror and say "what have I done?".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2025 04:41 PM (s8j++)

31 25 womanosphere??
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2025 04:39 PM (qm5Wv)

That's when all your dates go to the ladies room at once. This is known.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 04:41 PM (a4NoL)

32
The Left's obsessions with spheres is interesting.

Could it spring from their very own roly-poly body types? The world wonders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2025 04:41 PM (xG4kz)

33 And no, no pics.
Posted by: tcn in AK

and WY Knot ???!!!

: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Oh the Thyme, Oh the Morels Critic . . . at April 25, 2025 04:41 PM (tcomi)

34 I've never cared for nose rings, even the tiniest ones, but holy crap what is that "girl" in the YouTube still wearing?

Posted by: sharksauce at April 25, 2025 04:41 PM (oPUHl)

35 but to return to an idealized, illusory past where being a wife and mother was viewed as a woman's sole purpose.
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Straw man alert. No "sole purpose," but for most women probably the most fulfilling scenario.

How many women quit corporate America to become full-time moms and wives? Are they less happy than the ones striving to become "girlbosses?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

36 Chubbs are fine if they have curves.
that's the thing.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2025 04:42 PM (0HaGk)

37 Womansplaining.

One of my favorite bits from Dadvocate, where she explains male behavior to men and is surprisingly good at it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:42 PM (2VST1)

38
and ensuring that they really are forced into the idea of this nuclear family because it preserves current power structures

Oh baby, baby. Let insert my power structure into your pink flower!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (y9nCu)

39 >> Womanosphere

Is this about me?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell, getting sick of corned beef and Guinness at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (/dDa4)

40 I've never cared for nose rings, even the tiniest ones, but holy crap what is that "girl" in the YouTube still wearing?

She's doing a bit, she's a really cute Eastern European girl who does satire and sweet hearted analysis of culture etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (2VST1)

41 Young women are particularly vulnerable to these appeals

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No shit. It's an appeal to be "Thin, Fertile, and Republican."

I suppose any old hag can be a Republican. But being old and thin is much more of a challenge, and fertile is right out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (BI5O2)

42 I would like to see Nancy Mace in a sheer negligee.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (/U5Yz)

43 Green hair and a gold-plated boat anchor hanging from your nose is a great look.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (X+xvk)

44 When I was young, I imagined the mythical island of Lesbos to be very different from what I imagine it to be like now.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (Zhfc2)

45 Chubbs are fine if they have curves.
that's the thing.

There's chubby, and then there's morbidly obese. Not the same thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (s8j++)

46 What would Dean Wormer say?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2025 04:43 PM (63Dwl)

47 1 25 womanosphere??
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2025
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That's when all your dates go to the ladies room at once. This is known.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025

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What John D. MacDonald had Travis McGee describe in the '60s as "those guided trips to the biff."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 04:44 PM (omVj0)

48 Another expert weighs in.

In more ways than one.

Posted by: Lizzo at April 25, 2025 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

49 Manosphere? Who the hell makes up words like this? I’ve got two manospheres she can kiss.

Posted by: GeoNC at April 25, 2025 04:44 PM (c5Dde)

50 42 I would like to see Nancy Mace in a sheer negligee.

Posted by: Maj. Healey

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 04:44 PM (X+xvk)

51 This is like just before the last election, when Trump was ACCUSED of being a Populist!!! oh... the horror... but...

Populist is a person, especially a politician, who strives to appeal to ordinary people who feel that their concerns are disregarded by established elite groups:

Uh... how is that a BAD thing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 04:44 PM (QAkQ3)

52 Thin, Fertile, and Republican
______________

The Reds haven't thought this through: if the women aren't fertile, then they have no need for abortions, do they?

Think, commies, think.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

53 Think, commies, think.

There's a first time for everything.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (s8j++)

54 In a Democracy the populistist candidate wins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (y5Qz+)

55 Affirmative action, women's movement, black liberation, income tax, regulatory state,....

It's almost as if the entire progressive movement was a big fucking mistake. 100 years of regret.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (Zhfc2)

56
I have limited date, but there appears to be a special and greater rage about what RFKj has been saying about autism and its potential causes.

Those who have added autism pins and credentials to their grievances' stashes seem to have been screaming the loudest about his utterances?

"Don't tase my creds, bro!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (xG4kz)

57 That being in the last video--that's not a person, right? That's a creature from the new Doctor Who, I'm betting.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (CHHv1)

58 Well the Left does think that White Women are the worst...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

59 That's when all your dates go to the ladies room at once. This is known.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025
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Where it's "standing room only."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (YqDXo)

60 honestly for real laughing out loud

https://tinyurl.com/no-one-is-above

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (2VST1)

61 This looks like my bus stop so I will kindly exit.

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Posted by: whig at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (ctrM5)

62 Well the Left does think that White Women are the worst...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 25, 2025 04:46 PM (xcxpd)
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No. They're the Little Satan. White MEN are the Great Satan. Many of them don't even have criminal records. Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

63 The Reds haven't thought this through: if the women aren't fertile, then they have no need for abortions, do they?

Think, commies, think.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

We need to develop artificial wombs so transwomen and Taylor Lorenz can experience the joy of having an abortion.

Posted by: Transhumanists at April 25, 2025 04:47 PM (/dDa4)

64
Well, that crossed into the grammatical mine field

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2025 04:47 PM (xG4kz)

65 That's when all your dates go to the ladies room at once. This is known.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 04:41 PM

Pretty doggone clever of the powder manufacturers to have them all expire at the same time, so y'all have to go powder your noses simultaneously.

Otherwise, we think y'all are comparing notes and observations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

66 In historic terms, this mass media Manosphere clearly started with a GANG... yes... a GANG... led by Spanky.

The 'He Man Woman Haters Club'...

Which decades later evolved in NO' MAAM... the Normal Men Against Amazonian Mastery... led by the notorious Al Bundy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 04:47 PM (QAkQ3)

67 The person with the lime green hair and the Omega nose ring seems less offensive than the Doctor's current companion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 04:47 PM (FEpIj)

68 2 Hey now, aren’t we supposed to be pro choice?
Choose to have kids, be fit, be conservative,,,,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2025 04:32 PM (Hkcdp)

You only have freedom to make the correct choices. Politically correct, that is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 25, 2025 04:48 PM (xcxpd)

69 There's chubby, and then there's morbidly obese. Not the same thing.

Yeah I don't mind a little chubby, but hanging slabs of fat and inability to sit in an ordinary chair, that's a serious problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:48 PM (2VST1)

70 I think Nosering Girl would be an excellent employee.

Posted by: Nobody, seriously at April 25, 2025 04:48 PM (PiwSw)

71 51 This is like just before the last election, when Trump was ACCUSED of being a Populist!!! oh... the horror... but...

Populist is a person, especially a politician, who strives to appeal to ordinary people who feel that their concerns are disregarded by established elite groups:

Uh... how is that a BAD thing?
Posted by: Romeo13

Populism led to 2 world wars, that's why we must tamp it down, hard.

Posted by: Europe at April 25, 2025 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)

72 If it's evil to be Thin, Fertile, and Republican, then is the left advocating for everone to be fat, barren and socialist?

Oh wait. I was trying to make some kind of joke, but just ended up describing reality. My bad. Carry on.

Posted by: zombe at April 25, 2025 04:48 PM (pMi6S)

73 56
I have limited date, but there appears to be a special and greater rage about what RFKj has been saying about autism and its potential causes.

I heard some talk radio voice say, he wants to register all autistic people to do in depth causation studies. I'm not feeling so comfortable with that mindset myself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 04:49 PM (/U5Yz)

74 Pretty doggone clever of the powder manufacturers to have them all expire at the same time, so y'all have to go powder your noses simultaneously.

Otherwise, we think y'all are comparing notes and observations.

We're pretty sure you're all laughing at us.
*pouts*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2025 04:49 PM (s8j++)

75 Phyllis Schlafly should be worshiped as a god by the Strong Empowered Women.

Read her life story some time.
Posted by: toby928 at April 25, 2025 04:35 PM (jc0TO)

Phyllis went to the same university I did. She was kinda awesome. Raised some good kids, too, she did.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025

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Some twenty years ago, she spoke at the university where I worked. I'm sure there were objections from some quarters, but we didn't have any "fiery but mostly peaceful" protests.

If someone were to propose that she, or a similar speaker, give a lecture on campus today? Fire and brimstone would rain down upon the oh-so-foolish proposer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 04:49 PM (omVj0)

76 Pretty doggone clever of the powder manufacturers to have them all expire at the same time, so y'all have to go powder your noses simultaneously.

Otherwise, we think y'all are comparing notes and observations.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

Now a days... I'd not complain about all the wives and Ladies going to the Ladies Room together... safety in numbers with the Trans crap out there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 04:49 PM (QAkQ3)

77 Reject everything that had ever worked before, since it wasn't perfect, unlike the world I'm going to build!

Posted by: Todays Liberal Youth at April 25, 2025 04:50 PM (Dv3i1)

78 Right-Wing "Womanosphere, Thin, Fertile, and Republican"

David French will have to lose some weight then.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 04:52 PM (/U5Yz)

79 The "run he's got a gun" twins are kind of cute.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 25, 2025 04:52 PM (2ap+5)

80 David French will have to lose some weight then.

He's going to cosplay as a Handmaid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 04:53 PM (FEpIj)

81 "The conservative Christian case for fat, sterile and Democrat: how Jesus would want you to dye your hair blue and put on 140 pounds"
--David French, probably

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 04:53 PM (2VST1)

82 Do you think Pam Bondi is fertile? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 04:53 PM (/U5Yz)

83 If this keeps up the world will consist of Muslims, Mormons and Mennonites….

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 04:53 PM (PCK5/)

84 "Womanospheres?'....

BOOBs Thread!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 04:54 PM (QAkQ3)

85
The Guardian piece reads as something thrown together to meet a deadline. Like the utterly made-up 1970s article that claimed disco was an identifiable growing social phenomenon, when at the time it wasn't.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2025 04:54 PM (Ijbq0)

86 Do you think Pam Bondi is fertile? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025

***
Not any more. She's sixty years old now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 04:54 PM (omVj0)

87 "BOOBs Thread!"

He's right, you know.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2025 04:54 PM (0HaGk)

88 The difference between Republican women and Democrat "women" is that Republican women don't have penises.

Posted by: zombe at April 25, 2025 04:55 PM (pMi6S)

89 They don't get it. The reason that something is "traditional" is because it works.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 25, 2025 04:55 PM (lXCUP)

90 86 Do you think Pam Bondi is fertile? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025

***
Not any more. She's sixty years old now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

No condom required then.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 04:55 PM (/U5Yz)

91 ...Because It Encourages Young Women to be "Thin, Fertile, and Republican"

They left out "sane"

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2025 04:55 PM (aBgBM)

92 Do you think Pam Bondi is fertile? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025

***
Says Wiki, she has had no children.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 04:55 PM (omVj0)

93 LMAO...in retrospect, you all knew something like this was coming.

Simple comparison shows conservative women to be more attractive, less crazy, in possession of a sense of humor, and not diametrically opposed to common sense.

So why not denigrate all these qualities? Or, better yet, project the thought that these women are just fooling you by playing the part.

Here's the silver lining. The article(s) are nonsense. The authors know it's nonsense. But, they have absolutely no idea how to show their own team in a positive light, and they won't be changing any time soon. So they create this chimera of an explanation hoping it rationalizes the behavior and appearance of their side.

This is funny, and they don't understand why it's funny. That's the best part.

Posted by: Orson at April 25, 2025 04:56 PM (dIske)

94 After 40 fertility is rare without infinite money.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 04:56 PM (y5Qz+)

95 81 "The conservative Christian case for fat, sterile and Democrat: how Jesus would want you to dye your hair blue and put on 140 pounds"
--David French, probably

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Now, that's funny!

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 04:56 PM (X+xvk)

96 Those who have added autism pins and credentials to their grievances' stashes seem to have been screaming the loudest about his utterances?

"Don't tase my creds, bro!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

---------------

There is a kind of perverse genius at work here. Autism seems to mean "we have no idea what, or why, but that boy ain't right."
Everything from non-verbal to "does not want the peas to touch the mashed potatoes on the plate."

And in between it somehow includes Rain Man.

So RFK is talking about the "profoundly" disabled. But everyone wants to be diagnosed as on the spectrum because it means they have no time limit on SAT. We end up with a class of millions defending their status as a class, claiming simultaneously that it is a disability, a protected class, *and* not bad or a problem in any way that we would want to reduce potential causes.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 04:56 PM (Zhfc2)

97 Traditions, like Stereotypes, exist for a reason…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 04:56 PM (PCK5/)

98 The biggest crime you commit when you do something different from a Leftist is you are not validating their choices. That's what all this is about--they cannot stand the idea that they might have been wrong.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (CHHv1)

99 Traditions, like Stereotypes, exist for a reason…
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 04:56 PM (PCK5/)

Unlike the brontosaurus on the magazine cover.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (VNX3d)

100 Most of the left's success has been propagandizing women to NOT have kids and pursue a career or to become a welfare baby mama.

If we had the female culture we had in the 50s the Dems would struggle to win MA and HI...

So really, if we could shut off the left's propaganda to young women they would die off...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (t0Rmr)

101 I assume the hog rings in women’s noses are a Sign…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (PCK5/)

102 Back in the '60s, the overwhleming meme was that left0wingers were sexy and liberated and young and attractive, while Republicans were old and ugly and mean and prudish and sexless.

Now things are exactly 180-degree reversed EVEN BY THE LEFT'S OWN ADMISSION.

Posted by: zombe at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (pMi6S)

103 Populism led to 2 world wars, that's why we must tamp it down, hard.

Posted by: Europe at April 25, 2025 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
_________________

Europeans led to two world wars, that's why we must tamp THEM down, hard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

104 I find it interesting that they are afraid of some sort of propaganda being used to influence women to be feminine, whereas they have been using propaganda to try and convince women NOT to be feminine for decades.

Sort of an admission, really.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (lTGtQ)

105 Now Kirsche has tumbled onto a guy who is merging the I-Ching with the Mandala?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 04:58 PM (FEpIj)

106 99 Traditions, like Stereotypes, exist for a reason…
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 04:56 PM (PCK5/)

Unlike the brontosaurus on the magazine cover.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (VNX3d)

Good,though quirky point…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 04:58 PM (PCK5/)

107 Not any more. She's sixty years old now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 04:54 PM (omVj0)

Some dudes have an old lady fetish.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 25, 2025 04:58 PM (/dDa4)

108 Back in the '60s, the overwhleming meme was that left-wingers were ~~sexy and liberated and young and attractive~~ promiscuous as alley cats

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:59 PM (YqDXo)

109 Some dudes have an old lady fetish.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 25, 2025 04:58 PM (/dDa4)
______________

Leave Emmanuel Maricon out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:59 PM (YqDXo)

110 Brontosaurus?

Oh yeah, the newest vanity special mount in World of Warcraft is a Brontosaurus with an auction house. It will only set the player back $90.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:00 PM (FEpIj)

111 said Dr Jennifer Lincoln, an OB-GYN in Portland, Oregon

Who bitches about how we want them to be slender, good looking, and White, so we can make them Mom's... when....

Oh... she's slender, good looking, White, Doctor, AND A MOM. Guess she needs to divorce Hubby if she still has one.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 05:00 PM (QAkQ3)

112 108 Back in the '60s, the overwhleming meme was that left-wingers were sexy and liberated and young and attractive promiscuous as alley cats

FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:59 PM (YqDXo)

The “ Sexual Revolution” days, yes??

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

113 Macron.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:00 PM (y5Qz+)

114 108 Back in the '60s, the overwhleming meme was that left-wingers were sexy and liberated and young and attractive promiscuous as alley cats

FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:59 PM (YqDXo)

and we all smoked so were not fat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 05:01 PM (QAkQ3)

115 The “ Sexual Revolution” days, yes??

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:00 PM (PCK5/)
_____________

You betcha.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

116 The “ Sexual Revolution” days, yes??

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:00 PM (PCK5/)
_____________

Post sexual revolution, pre-AIDS and other STDs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

117 Did they wear berets during the sexual revolution?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (y5Qz+)

118 OT:REPORT: Republican Rep. Don Bacon is considering retirement.

GTFO Nancy boy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (/U5Yz)

119 >> Young women have been hailed as the saving grace of the Democratic party, the force that will deliver us from all those angry young men spending all their time listening to podcasts

That's one possibility, sure.

The other possibility is that the media / deep state / propagandists went a bit too far with Covid / BLM / Antifa / 2020 election and that caused people to say "hey wait a second... maybe the media is full of shit."

But yeah, let's blame Joe Rogan and all of his talking about the benefits of Vitamin D and elk meat for why young men aren't falling for the media propaganda anymore.

Just like they used to do to Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (uCjyK)

120 Macron.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:00 PM (y5Qz+)
___________

Mispelled. "Maricon" is more appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

121
Posted by: zombe at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM

There's no "I" in zombe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (63Dwl)

122 110 Brontosaurus?

Oh yeah, the newest vanity special mount in World of Warcraft is a Brontosaurus with an auction house. It will only set the player back $90.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:00 PM (FEpIj)

Some people think Noah rode a brontosaurus, maybe… some people are misguided.

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (PCK5/)

123 103 Populism led to 2 world wars, that's why we must tamp it down, hard.

Posted by: Europe at April 25, 2025 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
_________________

Europeans led to two world wars, that's why we must tamp THEM down, hard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

Emperor Hirohito was a Populist? Never woulda thunk that one.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (QAkQ3)

124 Zombe lost an i.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:03 PM (y5Qz+)

125 Emperor Hirohito was a Populist? Never woulda thunk that one.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (QAkQ3)
______________

Maizie's dad?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

126 The left hates happiness. Hard to understand.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 25, 2025 05:04 PM (kTd/k)

127 "As I frequently say, the Democrat Party is the Husband of Last Resort for unmarriagable, miserable, mentally-ill women."

Ace, you need an editor because all of that could have been said with "unfuckable".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 25, 2025 05:04 PM (k1E2D)

128 117 Did they wear berets during the sexual revolution?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (y5Qz+)

Yes, late in the Great Sexual Revolution....

Rasbery Berets!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 05:04 PM (QAkQ3)

129 Did they wear berets during the sexual revolution?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:02 PM (y5Qz+)
______________

Yes. And that's about all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

130 I thought Maisie's relative was a kamikaze pilot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:04 PM (FEpIj)

131 109 Some dudes have an old lady fetish.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 25, 2025 04:58 PM (/dDa4)
______________

Leave Emmanuel Maricon out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

-----
He said lady, not dude.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 05:05 PM (Zhfc2)

132 Is this the reason why these old boomer women are protesting Trump, because their infertile saggy old bags?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 05:05 PM (/U5Yz)

133
You want to make me a sammich.

You NEED to make me a sammich.

Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2025 05:06 PM (6hw2D)

134 Zombe lost an i.
_____________

(sobs)

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at April 25, 2025 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

135 If the bluebird of happiness showed up at a Democrat convention, I'm sure they'd torture it to death.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 25, 2025 05:06 PM (kTd/k)

136 Marxism, what you find in a secondhand store.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:06 PM (FEpIj)

137 132 Is this the reason why these old boomer women are protesting Trump, because their infertile saggy old bags?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 05:05 PM (/U5Yz)

They are hoping to find some strange dick or scamper at them, just like in the 60's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 25, 2025 05:07 PM (k1E2D)

138 Maybe the Olds are bitter because, to quote one of their Shining Cultural Leaders “ when the Truth is found to be lies” why then all that “ Love” within you dies, drys up, turns to bitterness…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:08 PM (PCK5/)

139 This is the front page on Dr. Lincoln's website:

Welcome! I’m an OBGYN whose passion is helping girls, women, and those assigned female at birth....

"Assigned female at birth"?! .I would immediately find another Obgyn, no matter what other egregious nonsense she had in her intro.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 05:08 PM (42Vb+)

140 Some people think Noah rode a brontosaurus, maybe… some people are misguided.
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025

***
Don't knock it. I do it at work and it pays great!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at April 25, 2025 05:08 PM (omVj0)

141 Translation:

Thin = "not obese"

What we really want is the boobies.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2025 05:08 PM (q177U)

142 I thought Maisie's relative was a kamikaze pilot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:04 PM (FEpIj)
______________

Jap officer: "Hey, I know. Why don't some of you dumb asses fly suicide missions into American ships? I'll be here guarding the women and the air base, but mostly the women. See you in Yasakuni, patriots!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

143 140 Some people think Noah rode a brontosaurus, maybe… some people are misguided.
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025

***
Don't knock it. I do it at work and it pays great!
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at April 25, 2025 05:08 PM (omVj0)

Hah!

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:09 PM (PCK5/)

144 Pam Bondi looks pretty damn good for a 60 year old.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 05:09 PM (/U5Yz)

145 Batching young women won't become boys

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 05:10 PM (ypFCm)

146 144 Pam Bondi looks pretty damn good for a 60 year old.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 05:09 PM (/U5Yz)

The closeups can be tough…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

147 BTW I've met a number of happy conservative women who are not thin.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 25, 2025 05:10 PM (kTd/k)

148 Love” within you dies, drys up, turns to bitterness…

And cats.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 25, 2025 05:10 PM (XYu4n)

149 Pam Bondi looks pretty damn good for a 60 year old.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025

***
And Melania is about to turn 55.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:10 PM (omVj0)

150 This is the front page on Dr. Lincoln's website:

Welcome! I’m an OBGYN whose passion is helping girls, women, and those assigned female at birth....

"Assigned female at birth"?! .I would immediately find another Obgyn, no matter what other egregious nonsense she had in her intro.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 05:08 PM (42Vb+)
_______________

Scene in the examination room: "Lessee, I'm looking for ... you know ... the usual female plumbing ... uh ... looking ... still looking ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:10 PM (YqDXo)

151 Wait. How is this thin part going to fly here at AoS? Most the male commenters here are of the “if she ain’t 180 she ain’t a lady” types. Chubby chasers!
I think only me n a few others here like them bikini model thin….

Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2025 05:11 PM (2lPeo)

152 Pretty doggone clever of the powder manufacturers to have them all expire at the same time, so y'all have to go powder your noses simultaneously.

Otherwise, we think y'all are comparing notes and observations.

We're pretty sure you're all laughing at us.
*pouts*
Posted by: Archimedes

Long long ago in the mists of yesteryear when people had good manners, it was expected that when a woman rose from the table to leave and return it was expected that all the men at that table would rise from their chairs, both upon her departure and upon her return.

In order to show consideration for the men at the table, so that they weren't bobbing up and down like corks in a bathtub every time a woman got up, women all left the table at the same time, so that all the men would only have to stand twice - once when the women left, and once when they returned.

The context has been lost, as men no longer stand when the women leave the table, but the habit of all the women leaving the table at once remains.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2025 05:11 PM (hB7mE)

153 What we really want is the boobies.
Posted by: Max Power

Yes; That is certainly a major theme at ASHQ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 05:11 PM (42Vb+)

154 146 144 Pam Bondi looks pretty damn good for a 60 year old.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 05:09 PM (/U5Yz)

The closeups can be tough…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)
____________

As my wife says, "Time is a good teacher, but a lousy beautician."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

155 Zombe lost an i.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:03 PM (y5Qz+)

Remember, there's no more important rule than to wear these, (Points to glasses) safety glasses.

Posted by: Norm Abram at April 25, 2025 05:12 PM (WvW+S)

156 Like doctors assign sex. They do this based on evidence.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:12 PM (y5Qz+)

157 Wait. How is this thin part going to fly here at AoS? Most the male commenters here are of the “if she ain’t 180 she ain’t a lady” types. Chubby chasers!
I think only me n a few others here like them bikini model thin….
Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2025

***
"Slim" is the word I like to use. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:12 PM (omVj0)

158 Patient screeching, "doc that's cold!!!"

Dr. Lincoln, "Calm down, only using the speculum to find your sexual organs."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:12 PM (FEpIj)

159
Macron.
Posted by: Boss Moss

The man, or the feather in his cap?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2025 05:13 PM (xG4kz)

160 Wait. How is this thin part going to fly here at AoS? Most the male commenters here are of the “if she ain’t 180 she ain’t a lady” types.

Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2025 05:11 PM (2lPeo)
________________

Who the hell says that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

161 151 Wait. How is this thin part going to fly here at AoS? Most the male commenters here are of the “if she ain’t 180 she ain’t a lady” types. Chubby chasers!
I think only me n a few others here like them bikini model thin….
Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2025 05:11 PM (2lPeo)

Nah... some of us Men who prefer thin, just don't talk about it anymore as it's like talking about Race...

There is no way to win... someone is gonna get pissed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 05:13 PM (QAkQ3)

162 Macaroni is too carby.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:14 PM (y5Qz+)

163 . . . In order to show consideration for the men at the table, so that they weren't bobbing up and down like corks in a bathtub every time a woman got up, women all left the table at the same time, so that all the men would only have to stand twice - once when the women left, and once when they returned.

The context has been lost, as men no longer stand when the women leave the table, but the habit of all the women leaving the table at once remains.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2025

***
Really? That does make sense. (As did a lot of our old customs.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:14 PM (omVj0)

164 155 Zombe lost an i.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:03 PM (y5Qz+)

Remember, there's no more important rule than to wear these, (Points to glasses) safety glasses.
Posted by: Norm Abram at April 25, 2025 05:12 PM (WvW+S)

OK you MORONs! Who bought Zombe the Red Ryder BB Gun!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 05:14 PM (QAkQ3)

165 Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2025 05:11 PM (hB7mE)

That's very interesting. Thanks.

When at a social gathering I don't know that I have ever had bathroom girl group departure at the same time. They probably just didn't need to pee at the same time I did. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 05:14 PM (TLhEl)

166 Ace, you need an editor because all of that could have been said with "unfuckable".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

I am informed there's no such thing, even if a guy wouldn't admit it after the fact.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2025 05:15 PM (hB7mE)

167 I like smaller women, always have… it is merely a predeliction, not some damned carved on a stone tablet thing, though…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:15 PM (PCK5/)

168 It maintains power structures...
So its power you want... be a WIFE!!!!

You'll have more social, financial and actual fucking on call 24 7 muscle than you will as a cat lady. Then your children grow up and you have your own strike team. It's like the feminists have been taught to believe the opposite of reality.

Posted by: It's funny because it's true at April 25, 2025 05:16 PM (KZGYP)

169 "These women are united by their "desire to return to a gender-essentialist worldview," according to The Guardian, which casts "women as submissive homemakers" and "men as strong providers."

Their bodies, their choices, right? Or no?

I guess that offer is only valid when making the Left-approved choice.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 25, 2025 05:16 PM (h7ZuX)

170 Most the male commenters here are of the “if she ain’t 180 she ain’t a lady” types. Chubby chasers!

That's some hilarious bs there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 05:16 PM (UT7mS)

171 Jap officer: "Hey, I know. Why don't some of you dumb asses fly suicide missions into American ships? I'll be here guarding the women and the air base, but mostly the women. See you in Yasakuni, patriots!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
___________

Putting aside entirely the suicide part, there's a decent argument that using kamikazes cost them fewer lives to inflict more damage than attempting to escort skilled torpedo or dive bomber pilots to the targets. And they didn't have many skilled pilots left at that point anyway.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2025 05:16 PM (UBKzV)

172 What we want is a good, loving, mother and wife and mostly importantly someone who loves God.

The rest seems to fall into place.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:16 PM (DixIx)

173 This about killed Kirsche

New age guru video concludes with, "you are here to love yourself."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:17 PM (FEpIj)

174 The cats are eyeing me. Well, they were; now they've decamped to the kitchen to hint about their dinner. I suppose I have to put on my butler coat and go dish out some of the Scottish smoked salmon for them.

(Not really. They get Friskies canned and Purina One dry food. *I* can't afford smoked salmon even for me!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:17 PM (omVj0)

175 @160 Deplorable Jay Guevara-read many a complaint here about “too thin” when commenters post pics of women. Many of the male horde is into hoggin’ I think. Likes ‘em’ thick.

Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2025 05:17 PM (2lPeo)

176 A man went shopping with his wife. She came out of the dressing room with a new dress on. She asked "Does this dress make me look fat?"

"It depends."

"Depends on What?"

"How much is that dress?"

She answers, "$1500."

"Mooooooo!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 05:17 PM (VNX3d)

177 "These women are united by their "desire to return to a gender-essentialist worldview,"
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Gender-essentialist? Yeah, the Reds would never emphasize "gender," aka "sex."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

178 The Japanese planes were getting chewed up by newer better American planes

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 25, 2025 05:18 PM (y5Qz+)

179 Didn’t the left push to ban GMOs like 5 minutes ago? Now crunchy moms who like natural foods are dangerous.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 25, 2025 05:18 PM (IZezY)

180 Putting aside entirely the suicide part, there's a decent argument that using kamikazes cost them fewer lives to inflict more damage than attempting to escort skilled torpedo or dive bomber pilots to the targets. And they didn't have many skilled pilots left at that point anyway.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2025

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Just teach the hapless pilots how to take off, not how to land. Would have cut training time in half.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:18 PM (omVj0)

181 The cats are eyeing me. Well, they were; now they've decamped to the kitchen to hint about their dinner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:17 PM (omVj0)
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They were sizing up your health. /kidding!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

182 The context has been lost, as men no longer stand when the women leave the table, but the habit of all the women leaving the table at once remains.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

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That, and women are terrified of any subgroup being alone and able to gossip and conspire against any women left at the table.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 05:20 PM (Zhfc2)

183 “ A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value. She brings him good, not harm, all the days of her life...”

Proverbs 31…

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:20 PM (DixIx)

184 How about 2 pilots in every plane. One to take off one to land. You can do the training in half the time.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 25, 2025 05:20 PM (IZezY)

185 175 @160 Deplorable Jay Guevara-read many a complaint here about “too thin” when commenters post pics of women. Many of the male horde is into hoggin’ I think. Likes ‘em’ thick.

Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2025 05:17 PM (2lPeo)
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I don't recall Sir Mix-a-Lot commenting here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

186 Will no one think of the salmonless cats?

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2025 05:21 PM (0HaGk)

187 I haven't spent much time typing at my home desk in a while. The lamp is vibrating and bothering the hell out of me; it's too lightweight. Maybe I should move the newly repaired lamp to the desk. It is heavy enough to crush somebody's skull in a crime novel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:21 PM (omVj0)

188 183 “ A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value. She brings him good, not harm, all the days of her life...”

Proverbs 31…
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:20 PM (DixIx)

Solomon should have stuck with just a few, rather than well, you know…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:21 PM (PCK5/)

189 The cats are eyeing me. Well, they were; now they've decamped to the kitchen to hint about their dinner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025
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They were sizing up your health. /kidding!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025

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Little Dagny slept next to me last night. Perhaps she's sniffing to see if I'm sick!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:23 PM (omVj0)

190 >> Solomon should have stuck with just a few, rather than well, you know…
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:21 PM (PCK5/)

As someone who still bears the scars of being stabbed with a fork in the chest by a drop-dead French underwear model, me thinks Solomon learned the hard way. Just a guess.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:23 PM (DixIx)

191 "When we encounter a heavily tattooed, blue-haired, obese, gender-neutral individual with a bull-ring, that person is communicating to us that they actively disregard the standards for normality that the majority of people agree on,"

They wear all that crap because if they look at a costume instead of themselves, they don't see the crazy in their eyes.

Posted by: huerfano at April 25, 2025 05:23 PM (n2swS)

192 BTW Kash is going Slap Happy locking up Judges
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 25, 2025 04:38 PM (r3F/z)

Lock up/string up.

220/221

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 05:23 PM (8zz6B)

193 190 >> Solomon should have stuck with just a few, rather than well, you know…
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:21 PM (PCK5/)

As someone who still bears the scars of being stabbed with a fork in the chest by a drop-dead French underwear model, me thinks Solomon learned the hard way. Just a guess.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:23 PM (DixIx)

Hmmm… so fork stabbing focuses the mind…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:24 PM (PCK5/)

194 Will no one think of the salmonless cats?
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2025

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Not to mention the salmonless humans. Even Walmart's one-pound bag of frozen salmon (when you can find it) is pretty pricey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:24 PM (omVj0)

195 As someone who still bears the scars of being stabbed with a fork in the chest by a drop-dead French underwear model, me thinks Solomon learned the hard way. Just a guess.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:23 PM (DixIx)
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Hence the cork stuck onto the end of the fork.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

196 I meant “drop-dead gorgeous”. I don’t need law enforcement coming around to dig up my yard.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:25 PM (DixIx)

197 The biggest crime you commit when you do something different from a Leftist is you are not validating their choices. That's what all this is about--they cannot stand the idea that they might have been wrong.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM (CHHv1)

+100

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 05:25 PM (g47mK)

198 I have kids in middle and high school. I see them
And their friends and they’re no different than when I was that age. I can’t speak much to millenials and older Zs, but the younger Zs….they seem to have their heads on straight.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 25, 2025 05:25 PM (IZezY)

199 As someone who still bears the scars of being stabbed with a fork in the chest by a drop-dead French underwear model, me thinks Solomon learned the hard way. Just a guess.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025

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This sounds like the beginning of a fascinating story. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:25 PM (omVj0)

200 when you put it in crazy, be careful lest crazy put it in you

Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2025 05:26 PM (sAbXF)

201 When you’re looking at a dinner fork sticking in your chest, it has a tendency to force you to focus on how short life is.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:26 PM (DixIx)

202 121
Posted by: zombe at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM

There's no "I" in zombe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

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Fixed. Thanks for noting that!

I changed back from a joke sock and failed.

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2025 05:26 PM (pMi6S)

203 179 Didn’t the left push to ban GMOs like 5 minutes ago? Now crunchy moms who like natural foods are dangerous.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 25, 2025 05:18 PM (IZezY)

In a sane world, the left would be delighted with their victory over public opinion. But if leftists win, they don't have any purpose for living.

Gotta keep agitating.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 25, 2025 05:27 PM (h7ZuX)

204 I’m surprised Trump went to Italy for the pope funeral.

Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2025 05:27 PM (q6XPQ)

205 202 121
Posted by: zombe at April 25, 2025 04:57 PM

There's no "I" in zombe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

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Fixed. Thanks for noting that!

I changed back from a joke sock and failed.
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2025 05:26 PM (pMi6S)

zumba would have been fun…

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:27 PM (PCK5/)

206 As I frequently say, the Democrat Party is the Husband of Last Resort for unmarriagable, miserable, mentally-ill women.

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The Feral and State & Local Governments and Government-Organized "NGOs" is the Husband Teat of Last Resort, and the Democrat Party is The Pimp.

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 05:27 PM (t6VO+)

207 when you put it in crazy, be careful lest crazy put it in you
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2025

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The corollary I forgot to add . . .

Posted by: Nietzsche (the hell with the abyss) at April 25, 2025 05:28 PM (omVj0)

208 204 I’m surprised Trump went to Italy for the pope funeral.
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2025 05:27 PM (q6XPQ)

Nice politic move, really..

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:28 PM (PCK5/)

209 >> This sounds like the beginning of a fascinating story. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2025 05:25 PM (omVj0)

My failures before I returned to God could probably fill a feature film and sequel. I’ve probably made more mistakes than anyone I know. That was back when I was chasing physical beauty instead of inner beauty. It led me in a lot of very wrong and sometimes dangerous directions. Why God saved me will be a mystery until I meet him again.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:28 PM (DixIx)

210 Nood journalists

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2025 05:29 PM (hB7mE)

211 I heard some talk radio voice say, he wants to register all autistic people to do in depth causation studies. I'm not feeling so comfortable with that mindset myself.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2025 04:49 PM (/U5Yz)

Perhaps he's obsessively compelled to want to do that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 05:29 PM (8zz6B)

212 In a sane world, the left would be delighted with their victory over public opinion. But if leftists win, they don't have any purpose for living.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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That's when they turn on each other.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2025 05:29 PM (UBKzV)

213 Saw a video of Katy Perry doing some cringe interpretative dance on her tour. Going to “space” appears to have fried her brain.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 25, 2025 05:29 PM (IZezY)

214 I just made one of those random connections that I am prone to.

The Federal employee enclaves that are getting decimated around DC, they are all cargo cults.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:29 PM (FEpIj)

215 Unmarriageable, miserable and mentally- ill women will always have Code Pink.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 05:30 PM (oXfCm)

216 Katy Perry's brain has been fried long before she met Russel Brand.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2025 05:30 PM (FEpIj)

217 Her brain has been fried since she abandoned God.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:31 PM (DixIx)

218 "These women are united by their "desire to return to a gender-essentialist worldview," according to The Guardian, which casts "women as submissive homemakers" and "men as strong providers.""
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As opposed to the proper progressive view, which is a gender-essentialist worldview which casts men as inept yet omnipotent evil villains, and women as beleaguered heroines

Posted by: DaveL at April 25, 2025 05:32 PM (9w232)

219 Ace, you need an editor because all of that could have been said with "unfuckable".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 25, 2025 05:04 PM (k1E2D)

Inscrutable, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 05:34 PM (8zz6B)

220 As someone who still bears the scars of being stabbed with a fork in the chest by a drop-dead French underwear model, me thinks Solomon learned the hard way. Just a guess.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 05:23 PM (DixIx)

I guess she just misheard your come on:

"Hey, baby! You wanna fuck me!"

And the rest is history.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2025 05:37 PM (iJfKG)

221 "Organized" is supposed to be a dirty word. It connotes an insidious masterplan to take women off birth control"

Racism keeps telegraphing that Whites and Asians are superior.

Feminism keeps trying to tell me that women have no mind of their own and are easily subjugated.

Posted by: Fen at April 25, 2025 05:39 PM (ciYHQ)

222 Traditions, like Stereotypes, exist for a reason…
Posted by: tubal

"Tradition is a set of solutions for which we have forgotten the problems. Throw away the solution, and you get the problem back." - Donald Kingsbury

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2025 05:40 PM (DgGvY)

223 Quillette is now "rightwing"?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 25, 2025 05:42 PM (1bNHn)

224 I’m surprised Trump went to Italy for the pope funeral.
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2025 05:27 PM (q6XPQ)

Nice politic move, really..

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2025 05:28 PM (PCK5/)
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Yep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

225 "Young women have been hailed as the saving grace of the Democratic party, the force that will deliver us from-"

And you gave them up for a Sissy of Crossdressers.

Because a guy's right to feel sexy in a flirty skirt trumps any character a girl might gain from competitive sports

Posted by: Fen at April 25, 2025 06:03 PM (ciYHQ)

226 "The Left's obsessions with spheres is interesting"

Apollo was astonished
Dionysius thought them mad

Posted by: Fen at April 25, 2025 06:19 PM (ciYHQ)

227 The difference between Republican women and Democrat "women" is that Republican women don't have penises.
Posted by: zombe at April 25, 2025 04:55 PM (pMi6S)

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: "Caitlyn Jenner" at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (FCbAQ)

228 183 “ A wife of noble character who can find?"
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I was veeery fortunate and found one. Best decision I ever made. Lots of things are so much easier when you pick a good spouse!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 25, 2025 07:21 PM (vd6bO)

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