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Saturday Night "Club ONT" April 26, 2025 [The 3 Ds]
Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino.
Saturday Night Jokes An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
A woman, after several failed relationships, decides to put a singles ad in the paper. She states in the ad that she's looking for an honest man who won't beat her, walk out on her and is good in bed. A few days later the doorbell rings and she opens the door to find a guy w with no arms or legs on the porch. "I'm here to answer your ad" he says. She looks at him skeptically and says "Well, you have no arms so you can't beat me and you have no legs, so you can't walk out on me. But are you any good in bed?" He says "Hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I?!"
Kid is already a legend. 😂😂🕺🕺
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) April 17, 2025
pic.twitter.com/tx7wk0gogq
- 2 shots of dark rum (The Club recommends Punta Cana Club Esplendido)
- 1 oz freshly squeezed lime juice (about two limes)
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- 1/2 oz simple syrup
- Dash of bitters
- Pinch of nutmeg
- Garnish with grapefruit or lime wedge
- Feet up, and tilt the glass until happy
Too many drinks of the night!
Very accurate. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/21VAZbF0hF
— Paratrooper Brady™ (@ParatooperBrady) April 12, 2025
In her post, the blogger detailed her experience, beginning with a dining ritual where guests pluck a leaf straight from a potted plant, dip it in sauce, and consume it raw, while a server elaborated on the concept of "ecological fusion cuisine." As the meal unfolds, diners are treated to an array of unconventional dishes. One such offering requires guests to lick honey and pollen from ice cubes. Another course showcased a bowl of "black goo," meticulously crafted to replicate the pungent scent of the parasitic Rafflesia flower, notorious for its foul odour, while the waiter explained that it evokes the scent of decaying flesh. The meal reaches its peak with a striking dessert called "Flowers Inserted into Elephant Dung." This dish "creatively" features a base of elephant dung that mimics crispy crumbs, adorned with herbal perfume, fruit jam, pollen, and honey sorbet.Nope. Even more nope. For the avoidance of doubt, Club ONT does not serve Elephant poop.
🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/z86qKQooNy
— 🎸 Rock History 🎸 (@historyrock_) April 20, 2025
Sicilian cheese throwing game thrills Italian town
A centuries old tradition of cheese-throwing has brought excitement to the town of Novara di Sicilia as its residents both young and old trooped out en masse to participate in the game. The event known as the 'Maiorchino tournament' gets its name from the specific type of cheese produced in the area which is used in the games and typically takes place on carnival afternoons. The game itself involves teams of two or three players who take turns rolling a hefty 10-12kg cheese wheel as far as possible along a designated path of about two kilometres using a 3-3.5 metre long rope. The team who throws the cheese the furthest is declared the winner with the cheese itself as the grand prize.
A brewery in Belgium swapped painted eggs for frothy brews when it celebrated Easter with the "World's Biggest Beer Hunt." The fifth annual Easter event at the Aywiers Gardens in Lasne, Belgium, saw over 1,000 registered hunters searching the grounds for 12,000 hidden bottles of Lutgarde beer. Hidden among the beers was a special golden bottle, which earned its finder a prize of his weight in beer.
Club ONT is all natural and made without artificial sweeteners or preservatives. No synthetic ingredients have been added to enhance Club ONT coloring or appearance. Club ONT has not had Botox, liposuction, laser resurfacing or a tummy tuck. This is as good as it gets. If Club ONT's best isn't good enough for you, then lower your standards.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: French Jeton at April 26, 2025 10:00 PM (DehcO)
Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2025 10:01 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Admiralspindbender at April 26, 2025 10:01 PM (3JF1a)
Posted by: Megthered at April 26, 2025 10:02 PM (IIgic)
Posted by: French Jeton at April 26, 2025 10:02 PM (DehcO)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 26, 2025 10:04 PM (t5upi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2025 10:06 PM (Vqx30)
Hula hoop stuck on a moose antler? There should be some kind of award for this!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 26, 2025 10:07 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 26, 2025 10:07 PM (OwOcM)
Get yours today. Everybody's in stock.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
EWWWWWW
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2025 10:09 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:09 PM (QnmlO)
My gaydar is bad but that kid is gheyer than a $3 bill.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2025 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ScaryMary
* raises a glass *
May next week be better!
For future reference, does reliving my Junior High days help?
Posted by: mikeski was not on anyone's lawn when he typed this at April 26, 2025 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: fd at April 26, 2025 10:12 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:13 PM (H0oR9)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:13 PM (H0oR9)
Moose out front should have told you!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 10:13 PM (VNX3d)
Well, I guess that's why the moose out front didn't tell me you'd be late.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2025 10:14 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: ScaryMary
Self hate therapy?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2025 10:14 PM (K861k)
Our National Specialty ended in anticlimax. While debouching from the RV, Diana stumbled down the stairs, wrenched her back and came up lame. Her Majesty had no alternative but to pull her from competition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:14 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and I had to watch some guy roasting a moose at April 26, 2025 10:15 PM (+bW3+)
And I laughed so hard at Duke Lowell's comment last night I scared the baby. Okay, I would have scared the ba y had the baby in the previous sentence not been a fictional construct created for dramatic effect.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:17 PM (H0oR9)
What kind of club is this, anyway?
Posted by: mindful webworker - and I had to watch some guy roasting a moose at April 26, 2025 10:15 PM (+bW3+)
__________
Too high class for the likes of you.
*misses spitoon*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:18 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: mikeski was not on anyone's lawn when he typed this at April 26, 2025 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
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MC Hammer and Paula were my freshman college times. Were you Saved by the Bell? The 80s, early 90s were fun times.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 26, 2025 10:19 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 26, 2025 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
A guy went to a leftwing rally, went up to a marcher and asked her what her advice to right leaning people was, "Listen to women, especially minority women - and really listen don't just ignore women because it is easy"
So the guy followed up with, "Ah then can you tell me what a woman is so I know who to listen to?"
And...the marcher almost had her head explode a la Scanners. She started to give an answer 4 times...then gave up and walked away.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2025 10:20 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2025 10:20 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: irright at April 26, 2025 10:21 PM (/Clly)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2025 10:21 PM (s8j++)
Of course, that's served with a steaming mug of civit-cat poop coffee.
Posted by: mindful webworker - with bitter almond milk at April 26, 2025 10:23 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and I had to watch some guy roasting a moose at April 26, 2025 10:15 PM (+bW3+)
__________
Too high class for the likes of you.
*misses spitoon*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Crap. Just my luck.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:23 PM (9/IXG)
Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
***
*slicks down cowlick with wetted fingers*
*runs tongue over.teeth*
Ready for the ONT!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:23 PM (W/lyH)
Having been subjected to any number of elevator rides with people that think cologne/perfume are a perfectly good replacement for bathing though I see the appeal of just smelling faintly clean and nothing more...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2025 10:25 PM (t0Rmr)
Whatever happened to "We've upped our standards, now up yours!"
Posted by: zombie Pat Paulsen at April 26, 2025 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Having been subjected to any number of elevator rides with people that think cologne/perfume are a perfectly good replacement for bathing though I see the appeal of just smelling faintly clean and nothing more...
Posted by: 18-1
Jovan Musk.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:26 PM (9/IXG)
*misses spitoon*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
***
Spitoon???
Oooo! Hoity-Toity club this is!
Best we had was a used coffee can.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:26 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: keena at April 26, 2025 10:26 PM (t1fZA)
Sounds like a line delivered by Orlando Jones
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2025 10:26 PM (t0Rmr)
@LeadingReport 3m
BREAKING: Nearly 800 illegal aliens have been arrested in massive Florida ICE operation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2025 10:28 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 26, 2025 10:28 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: 18-1
Welcome to Texas in August. You lost that smell walking from the house to your car.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:28 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: ScaryMary
My freshman college times involved a lot of studying. I was an engineering major. I'd rather relive a different part of my life.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2025 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
https://youtu.be/qjSUk9o-D6E
Posted by: mindful webworker - everybody roll now at April 26, 2025 10:29 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: King Mixer at April 26, 2025 10:31 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 10:31 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: irright at April 26, 2025 10:31 PM (/Clly)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 26, 2025 10:28 PM (uksS7)
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Obviously not medieval history then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2025 10:31 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: fd at April 26, 2025 10:12 PM (vFG9F)
Why go so far?
Posted by: Your Neighborhood Jersey Mikes at April 26, 2025 10:33 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:26 PM (9/IXG)
I actually liked that.
Posted by: Diogenes
If I had been smart, I'd have used Baby Magic. If It wouldn't have worked on the girl, it would have worked on her mom.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:33 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: GWB at April 26, 2025 10:34 PM (wbjSL)
Posted by: ScaryMary
Oh I recall them. They were huge in the late 80s. I wasn't a freshman in college but an airmen in the USAF, stationed in Nebraska. MTV had both of them on, A LOT. Not a fan. I was listening to The Cult-Sonic Temple and Tesla-The Great Radio Controversy on a loop at that time though. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2025 10:34 PM (K861k)
The girls will swarm you.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2025 10:34 PM (eIjvK)
I thought this collaboration thing could get out of hand, but things seem under control. I still wonder how much tension and angst is going on behind the scenes. Face it, you get three people together- you get a soap opera.
Posted by: King Mixer at April 26, 2025 10:31 PM -
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Depends on the time and the person. One Kardashian could equal two or three soap operas.
Posted by: irright at April 26, 2025 10:34 PM (/Clly)
Posted by: ScaryMary
My freshman college times involved a lot of studying. I was an engineering major. I'd rather relive a different part of my life.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2025 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
***
My freshman year...3 Dog.Night, The Who, Jethro Tull, etc.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:35 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Hadrian
Whoa
Isn't that a job for our imported Venezuelan guests?
https://youtu.be/YChWz_oow6g
Posted by: mindful webworker - mynahs? at April 26, 2025 10:36 PM (+bW3+)
The girls will swarm you.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Plain old Old Spice. Pick up every girl with Daddy issues.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:37 PM (9/IXG)
http://tiny.cc/gguh001
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:37 PM (H0oR9)
Posted by: Otto Pen at April 26, 2025 10:37 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Miklos just plays along at April 26, 2025 10:39 PM (IKhKt)
Just made it all worse in the morning. With the added bonus of a killer headache. And a rash.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2025 10:39 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Otto Pen
British Virgin Islands painkiller.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:39 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2025 10:40 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: King Mixer at April 26, 2025 10:31 PM (G5+As)
We get along like Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
Or us it Moe, Larry, and Curley?
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2025 10:40 PM (RFPHU)
Tourists.
Leave the drinking to professionals.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2025 10:40 PM (viF8m)
Song is "Disco Duck"
Dances, but wonders what I missed
Posted by: Miklos just plays along at April 26, 2025 10:39 PM (IKhKt)
You forgot to duck?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 26, 2025 10:41 PM (0eaVi)
Even though he washed his hands thoroughly and showered, when he put the Musk on his hands it changed the smell completely.
After that I hated the smell of Musk. To this day.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 26, 2025 10:41 PM (Eo96p)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:37 PM
Granddaddy issues.
Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2025 10:41 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: King Mixer at April 26, 2025 10:31 PM (G5+As)
We get along like Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
Or us it Moe, Larry, and Curley?
Posted by: Doof
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:41 PM (9/IXG)
Song is "Disco Duck"
Dances, but wonders what I missed
Posted by: Miklos just plays along at April 26, 2025 10:39 PM (IKhKt)
***
Hey everyone!
Who's that weird dude dancing by himself over in the corner?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:42 PM (W/lyH)
A scent to attract women? Leather and Bay Rum. Take a leather wallet, sprinkle it with Bay Rum, and then stuff it full of $100 bills.
The girls will swarm you.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Heh. But the craftiest one will now have the bills, and you will smell like leather, bay rum, and loneliness.
Posted by: irright at April 26, 2025 10:43 PM (/Clly)
Posted by: Cicero
I studied Medieval History.
No recollection at all of what the Professors smelled like.
Posted by: Miklos with blowtorch and pliers, if required at April 26, 2025 10:43 PM (IKhKt)
Or us it Moe, Larry, and Curley?
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2025 10:40 PM (RFPHU)
Abbot, Costello, and Frankenstein?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 26, 2025 10:43 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: King Mixer at April 26, 2025 10:31 PM (G5+As)
We get along like Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
Or us it Moe, Larry, and Curley?
Posted by: Doof
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Barry, Robin, and Maurice? Wait...
Posted by: scampydog at April 26, 2025 10:43 PM (41CYW)
*misses spitoon*
Posted by: Hadrian
Riiight. Well, nyah, I wouldn't want to be in a club that would allow me in, anyway.
And rubbing elbows with folks who don't know how to spell spittoon, much less hit it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOivuzQI2co&t=111s
Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing dog-ugly hat at April 26, 2025 10:43 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Otto Pen
British Virgin Islands painkiller.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:39 PM (9/IXG)
Painkiller was a previous Club ONT Drink of the Night. It may have been the inaugural night.
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2025 10:44 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2025 10:44 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 10:44 PM (AOsQT)
After that I hated the smell of Musk. To this day.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 26, 2025 10:41 PM (Eo96p)
(sniffs underarms)
Posted by: Elon at April 26, 2025 10:44 PM (0eaVi)
Who's that weird dude dancing by himself over in the corner?
Posted by: Diogenes
maybe me
Posted by: Miklos "Billy " Idol at April 26, 2025 10:44 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2025 10:45 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 10:45 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2025 10:40 PM (jc0TO)
A noble undertaking. Nobody could possibly find you at fault.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:46 PM (H0oR9)
Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2025 10:47 PM (jc0TO)
No recollection at all of what the Professors smelled like.
Posted by: Miklos with blowtorch and pliers, if required at April 26, 2025 10:43 PM (IKhKt)
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The good ones smelled like rotting meat and chamber pots.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2025 10:47 PM (JkO4W)
Or us it Moe, Larry, and Curley?
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2025 10:40 PM (RFPHU)
Abbot, Costello, and Frankenstein?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 26, 2025 10:43 PM (0eaVi)
Elmer, Bugs, and Daffy?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 10:47 PM (VNX3d)
Who's that weird dude dancing by himself over in the corner?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:42 PM (W/lyH)
Billy Idol.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:47 PM (H0oR9)
Orange Whip?
Orange Whip?
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 10:44 PM (AOsQT)
Nice! Underrated Blues Brothers reference. I use it often and get mostly blank stares.
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2025 10:48 PM (RFPHU)
The girls will swarm you.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
***
Alternate.
Walk into the bar, order a bottle of champagne, light up a cigarette, and lick your eyebrows.
Works every time.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:48 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:35 PM (W/lyH)
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Sorry, I will get off your lawn, but your music is acceptable.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 26, 2025 10:50 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2025 10:50 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cicero
The best offered mead and use of their chamber pots, right there in the office
Posted by: Miklos, Old School means Old at April 26, 2025 10:50 PM (IKhKt)
Soyara's Justart Son of Fortune
May 28, 2024 - April 26, 2025
I went out to put everyone up for the night and found Fitz dead. Not even a year old. His sister Sally died just a few weeks ago. I assume DCM for Fitz as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:51 PM (QnmlO)
1st intermission
Posted by: Don Black
Praying the Stars don't play the Blues.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 10:51 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: mindful webworker - more please at April 26, 2025 10:51 PM (+bW3+)
BUT, the best thing you can't even see, but can imagine. Kids usually reflect their parents (especially in a situation like this)....and we can't see them, but you can bet that this will likely be an event they will be talking about 30 years down the road.
Mary: "Look at him. I know where he gets it. Oh, my God."
Jim: "The boy's special. I usually need somewhere north of a six pack to start busting out moves like that. HoooooooYAHHHHHH!!!!"
Posted by: Orson at April 26, 2025 10:52 PM (dIske)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:52 PM (H0oR9)
Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2025 10:47 PM (jc0TO)
Will he first appear as QB or the mascot?
Will he take more hits from opposing players, his teammates, or Cleveland fans?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 10:53 PM (VNX3d)
Honestly, it looks like a Monty Python sketch
youtu.be/0DyG7ET5gbY
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2025 10:53 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 10:53 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 10:53 PM (lhenN)
So sorry to hear this.
Not a good weekend for you and Her Majesty.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 26, 2025 10:53 PM (Eo96p)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2025 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 10:54 PM (AOsQT)
May 28, 2024 - April 26, 2025
I went out to put everyone up for the night and found Fitz dead. Not even a year old. His sister Sally died just a few weeks ago. I assume DCM for Fitz as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:51 PM (QnmlO)
I'm sorry to hear that. Another one for Jewells to watch over.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 10:54 PM (VNX3d)
Ballistol - use it to clean firearms, wood & leather preservative. Redolent of stinky gym socks and puke. Wherever you’re using that stuff - basement, garage, etc, it won’t matter - she will find you - “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!!?)”
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2025 10:55 PM (cUWlp)
https://tinyurl.com/yu5pk58
In his defense, he was one cool dude.
Posted by: JackStraw
*checks to see if Medicare will pay for Robert Palmer style physical dance therapy and cool training*
Posted by: Miklos, willing to learn at April 26, 2025 10:56 PM (IKhKt)
No recollection at all of what the Professors smelled like.
Posted by: Miklos with blowtorch and pliers, if required at April 26, 2025 10:43 PM (IKhKt)
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Guessing you were never a 21 year old female. He smelled good. But was married with a kid. I wasn't an idiot, and didn't go there. But he smelled good..
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 26, 2025 10:56 PM (uksS7)
🍊An alcoholic drink made with rum, vodka, cream and orange juice. It is typically blended to a froth like a milkshake, and poured over ice in a Collins glass. 🍊
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 10:57 PM (AOsQT)
Or us it Moe, Larry, and Curley?
Posted by: Doof
Athos, Porthos, and Aramis. (Screw D'Artagnan, you don't need him.)
Posted by: tankdemon
Urd, Verthandi, and Skuld? Those three were really woven together.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2025 10:58 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2025 10:58 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:58 PM (H0oR9)
Don't bother. I checked. They just laughed and called security.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2025 10:58 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: W. C. Niklos-Fields at April 26, 2025 10:59 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: mindful webworker - doggone it. at April 26, 2025 10:59 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 10:59 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2025 11:00 PM (Mvylh)
Posted by: tankdemon
Baby powder.
Ladies, start your uterus!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 11:01 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:58 PM (H0oR9)
Find a woman who smells OF diesel and cordite. If you detect Hoppes #9 then she's a keeper.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 11:02 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2025 11:02 PM (mT+6a)
🍊An alcoholic drink made with rum, vodka, cream and orange juice. It is typically blended to a froth like a milkshake, and poured over ice in a Collins glass. 🍊
Posted by: Don Black
So
An Orange Julius when the dishwasher guy where you buss tables gets you some underage booze if he gets some too
Posted by: Teenage Miklos at April 26, 2025 11:03 PM (IKhKt)
Pretty sure that's a no.
Posted by: Cicero
What are you, some kind of biologist?
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at April 26, 2025 11:03 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Don Black
All these years since we saw Blues Brothers original theater run, and I always wondered what an orange whip was. Never enough to search on it, though. Thanks for the knowledge.
Posted by: mindful webworker - rum and vodka = plenty fun at April 26, 2025 11:04 PM (+bW3+)
🍊An alcoholic drink made with rum, vodka, cream and orange juice. It is typically blended to a froth like a milkshake, and poured over ice in a Collins glass. 🍊
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 10:57 PM (AOsQT)
Replace the oj with blood and put it in a Barnabas Collins glass.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 26, 2025 11:04 PM (0eaVi)
If you were a good whiskey, you'd be expensive based on age.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:04 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Common Tater
And?
Posted by: Any Trailer park in Wisconsin at April 26, 2025 11:05 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2025 10:44 PM (jc0TO)
A proper barbershop smells like Pinaud Clubman
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2025 11:05 PM (D7oie)
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And thus, tofu was born.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2025 11:07 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 26, 2025 11:07 PM (VUnvY)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 11:07 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miklos has Pinaud's , but no use because no shave at April 26, 2025 11:08 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 11:09 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Bulg at April 26, 2025 11:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: toby928
In Cleveland, he will experience the deepest pits of despair and failure like never before.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2025 11:11 PM (K861k)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 26, 2025 11:12 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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WE'RE NOT DETROIT!
Posted by: Cleveland at April 26, 2025 11:13 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 10:53 PM (lhenN)
Ask her out, expect her to say no, and convince yourself that it doesn't matter if she does.
If you can do that, you'll be a man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 26, 2025 11:13 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: toby928
In Cleveland, he will experience the deepest pits of despair and failure like never before.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Sounds like he never left Colorado
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 11:13 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2025 11:13 PM (63Dwl)
https://youtu.be/zRTJ5iIA4J4
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - overday thread's just not the same at April 26, 2025 11:13 PM (+bW3+)
S'up?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 11:13 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2025 11:14 PM (GMlj0)
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 11:09 PM (AOsQT)
Pinaud? I prefer Bay Rum and Citrus Musk
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2025 11:14 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 11:14 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 26, 2025 11:15 PM (bP/i4)
The world needs more doggos in it.
Condolences to you, your wife, and your entire pup family.
Posted by: Bulg at April 26, 2025 11:15 PM (77rzZ)
If you can do that, you'll be a man.
Much like ice hockey you'll miss most of the shots you take. But if you don't take any you'll never score.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2025 11:15 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 26, 2025 11:16 PM (VUnvY)
Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2025 11:16 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Banana Ball at April 26, 2025 11:16 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at April 26, 2025 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 26, 2025 11:18 PM (VUnvY)
Posted by: Banana Ball
The Bananas rock.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 11:18 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: rickb223
Sad!
But Predictable
FUN FACT
At one time Cleveland was second largest Hungarian city in the world, after Budapest.
Posted by: Miklos used to be a Aint's sad supporter in the tragic 80s at April 26, 2025 11:18 PM (IKhKt)
>>*swoons*
Newport polo seasons starts next month. Swooning season will be in full bloom.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2025 11:20 PM (viF8m)
If you can do that, you'll be a man.
Much like ice hockey you'll miss most of the shots you take. But if you don't take any you'll never score.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2025 11:15 PM (t0Rmr)
Show her your hockey stick and tell her your great at high sticking.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 11:20 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 26, 2025 11:20 PM (VUnvY)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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The desert's quiet, and Cleveland's cold.
Posted by: Lefty at April 26, 2025 11:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 26, 2025 11:21 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 26, 2025 11:07 PM (VUnvY)
so here is my secret: I cut up about a tablespoon of Ivory bar soap, a tablespoon of Boraxo, and I heat it on the stove until it boils, then let the bar soap dissolve completely, and let the whole mess cool down and gel up.
Then I rub it through a sieve to make it re-liquefy, add some Bay Rum or a dash or three of the Citrus Musk, and put it in the pump bottle dispenser in the bathroom for the cheapest liquid pump hand soap you can get.
It is pretty good hand soap too, it is as thick as standard pump soap, it gets dirt and grease off your hands, and it isn't too harsh on your skin.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2025 11:21 PM (D7oie)
Missed a word there, sorry
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2025 11:22 PM (D7oie)
Have you smelled elephant dung? Yeah,like that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tik Tok Tik at April 26, 2025 11:22 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Otto Pen at April 26, 2025 11:22 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Bulg at April 26, 2025 11:22 PM (77rzZ)
https://youtu.be/tlUuNg6PEXA?si=AGdrVe98xldcUGAG
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 10:59 PM (lhenN)
Footage of last night's ONT topic on how to treat the punk who asks to check your receipt went you leave Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2025 11:23 PM (eIjvK)
Posted by: Miklos
One of the few locales in the universe where you can call someone a 'Bohunk', have them understand, and not get your ass beat.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2025 11:23 PM (vKNmo)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 26, 2025 11:15 PM (bP/i4)
The eye-balls are the best part of the sheep. You are the honored guest of our tent. Enjoy!
-- Hoary and armed son of the desert
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2025 11:23 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:23 PM (VNX3d)
NASA updates the UN that it has detected on its radars: "Three unusual heat spots were observed in the Bandar Abbas area. There is concern that an underground nuclear facility in the area may have been damaged."
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 11:24 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Banana Ball at April 26, 2025 11:16 PM (G5+As)
The have games scheduled at The Rate field in Chicago (home of the White Sox) this August. They will probably be the highest attended ballgames played there this year.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 11:25 PM (H0oR9)
Posted by: Boss Moss
True
But Hungary is self-sufficient in paprika, in many varieties.
Hungary has no tariffs on American paprika.
Oddly, and I never understood this, most garlic in Hungary is Chinese. Gotta look for the local.
Posted by: Miklos notes that Spanish paprika cannot be substituted at April 26, 2025 11:25 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Bulg at April 26, 2025 11:22 PM (77rzZ)
Yup!
And in another 23 years you'll be worried about the grandson/daughter.
It's one of the reason God gave us wine.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 11:26 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I always thought that paprika was an exotic spice.
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that it was just a spice made from dried and ground red peppers.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 11:26 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Who was the first to blame his 5th-round, 144th-overall pick on racism?
Posted by: mikeski knows it happened at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (VJc7E)
Hey, I have grandkids. It all works!
PS. Women want sex, too.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (mMAM5)
Posted by: tankdemon
Are the Savannah Bananas entirely composed of Trannies?
How else to explain such athletic and marketing success?
Posted by: Miklos admits confusion, may have been lied to at April 26, 2025 11:28 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Otto Pen
The Colin Kapernake gambit.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 11:29 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 11:29 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (mMAM5)
I'm over here
Posted by: Otto Pen at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: tankdemon
Are the Savannah Bananas entirely composed of Trannies?
How else to explain such athletic and marketing success?
Posted by: Miklos admits confusion
Basebol version of the Harlem Globetrotters.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (9/IXG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (lhenN)
My first thought is that they need to look like Heath Ledger as The Joker.
Putting them in a black burka, whatever their sex, has a certain appeal.
Any better possibilities?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: mikeski knows it happened at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (DgGvY)
Jamaal Bowman, of fire alarm fame, was blaming racism for his expected drop from the first round before the draft even started.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (H0oR9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 11:29 PM (lhenN)
Mom ! The meatloaf !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2025 11:31 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 26, 2025 11:31 PM (VUnvY)
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (mMAM5)
I'm over here
Posted by: Otto Pen at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (sJHOI)
***
Hey...I'm ringing the doorbell here!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 11:31 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Another Bossy Kennedy at April 26, 2025 11:32 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (VJc7E)
How many blueberry pancakes can you eat?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 11:33 PM (H0oR9)
https://tinyurl.com/mryu5bjm
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 26, 2025 11:33 PM (MGX5d)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 26, 2025 11:35 PM (yTvNw)
Posted by: mikeski knows it happened at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (DgGvY)
Does the fact that 26 of the 32 first round picks were black matter, or nah?
Sanders is a middling QB with a massive ego. Gonna be a problem for the Browns, as if the Browns need more problems.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 26, 2025 11:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2025 11:36 PM (viF8m)
Just the punchline --
That armless and legless guy, his face rings a bell ..... wait ... wrong joke. Damn.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm late. Had to iron my face after that sour drink. at April 26, 2025 11:36 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 11:36 PM (lhenN)
Apparently a provincial court has ruled that the gummint has to pay for a prisoner to get both a fake penis AND a fake vagina.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2025 11:37 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2025 11:37 PM (K861k)
Posted by: mikeski knows it happened at April 26, 2025 11:27 PM (DgGvY)
***
Stephen Smith jumped on that wagon early on.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2025 11:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: rickb223
I'm not imagining how a game as slow as baseball works with Globetrotteresque antics.
Maybe you had to be there.
* watches youtube clips *
Yup, had to be there.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2025 11:39 PM (DgGvY)
Apparently a provincial court has ruled that the gummint has to pay for a prisoner to get both a fake penis AND a fake vagina.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Tell a guy to go f--k himself, then have to pay to make it possible? Crazy snow mexicans.
Posted by: mikeski donates to the MN/Canada wall fund at April 26, 2025 11:42 PM (DgGvY)
What's really unbelievable is when you get in an elevator by yourself and learn that a previous occupant has left a fetid atmosphere of bad cologne behind.
I've even known cases where the elevator stops, you walk out into the hallway, and say "Yep, I guess he got off at this floor too."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2025 11:44 PM (W5ArC)
Apparently a provincial court has ruled that the gummint has to pay for a prisoner to get both a fake penis AND a fake vagina.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Tell a guy to go f--k himself, then have to pay to make it possible? Crazy snow mexicans.
Posted by: mikeski donates to the MN/Canada wall fund at April 26, 2025 11:42 PM (DgGvY)
Use a high pressure nozzle for the penis, and 6" of garden hose for the vagina. The bladder is hooked up to the garden hose.
They complied with the order. The prisoner is screwed.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:45 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 26, 2025 11:47 PM (VUnvY)
Any better possibilities?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (VNX3d)
https://tinyurl.com/5zxjry22
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2025 11:47 PM (W5ArC)
My company had a crawfish bake this month, but I could not bring myself to EAT ZE BUG.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Was anything else on the menu?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2025 11:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 26, 2025 11:48 PM (elaR+)
Any better possibilities?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (VNX3d)
https://tinyurl.com/5zxjry22
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2025 11:47 PM (W5ArC)
Can't get through the paywall. Sorry.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:48 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and I had to watch some guy roasting a moose at April 26, 2025 10:15 PM (+bW3+)
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Well, the crocs we all borrow to get in, are currently with Ace on vacation! You need to bring your own, BYOC.
The password? You gotta say it and lisn' really carfull nah as he don't spikka da Inglisc really.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm late. Had to iron my face after that sour drink at April 26, 2025 11:49 PM (sPQoU)
Population of the US not including illegals, about 320 million.
Forgetting everything else in the US favor who do you think will win a trade war?
Yea.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2025 11:49 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 26, 2025 11:47 PM (VUnvY)
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You know who Kursk didn't fall for?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2025 11:50 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:48 PM (VNX3d)
Lon Chaney Sr. as Phantom of the Opera.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2025 11:51 PM (W5ArC)
Yeah, you're in the wrong line of work, sweetheart.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2025 11:52 PM (W5ArC)
Marines can now fly
without a plane or a helo
https://x.com/Steve1055K/status/
1915975586863853878
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 11:52 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:48 PM (VNX3d)
Lon Chaney Sr. as Phantom of the Opera.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2025 11:51 PM (W5ArC)
I can see Rachel Maddow in that getup.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:52 PM (VNX3d)
without a plane or a helo
https://x.com/Steve1055K/status/
1915975586863853878
Posted by: Don Black
Uh oh.
Now we're going to find dicks drawn in very surprising places.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 26, 2025 11:55 PM (elaR+)
My first thought is that they need to look like Heath Ledger as The Joker.
Putting them in a black burka, whatever their sex, has a certain appeal.
Any better possibilities?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2025 11:30 PM (VNX3d)
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More alcohol?
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm late. Hic! at April 26, 2025 11:55 PM (sPQoU)
>Was anything else on the menu?
They had free beer and wine, but I had no intention of needing a $30 uber ride.
My theory is that they know that a crawfish and pizza event would be next year a pizza and crawfish event. And then the year after that just a pizza event.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2025 11:56 PM (lhenN)
I just hope he doesn't become an embarrassment to all the poachers, horse-thieves and bootleggers that are in the family tree.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2025 11:58 PM (eIjvK)
without a plane or a helo
https://x.com/Steve1055K/status/
1915975586863853878
Posted by: Don Black
Those are Royal Marines.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2025 11:59 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
They're just freshwater mini-lobsters.
The first sentence is right on, though.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2025 11:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 26, 2025 11:59 PM (elaR+)
without a plane or a helo
https://x.com/Steve1055K/status/
1915975586863853878
Posted by: Don Black
Those are Royal Marines.
Posted by: Kindltot
So they'll draw royal dicks...
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 27, 2025 12:00 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 12:02 AM (VUnvY)
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2025 12:02 AM (AOsQT)
I just hope he doesn't become an embarrassment to all the poachers, horse-thieves and bootleggers that are in the family tree.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
He's only your second cousin, twice removed. You can blame any of his non-poaching-and-bootlegging behavior on the other family lines.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2025 12:02 AM (DgGvY)
NASA updates the UN that it has detected on its radars: "Three unusual heat spots were observed in the Bandar Abbas area. There is concern that an underground nuclear facility in the area may have been damaged."
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2025 11:24 PM (AOsQT)
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Funny, I thought RADAR was a radio-frequency thing in the microwave region, not Infrared nor Gamma.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm late. Hic at April 27, 2025 12:03 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Kindltot
So they'll draw royal dicks...
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale
Little crown on the head?
More purple than usual?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2025 12:03 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 12:04 AM (VUnvY)
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really well- huge boom, colorful smoke, flames, Achmeds running everywhere- great stuff
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2025 12:07 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2025 12:07 AM (9/IXG)
Free beer and a crawfish for $30?
I'm not sure the math works in your favor on this one.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2025 12:09 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2025 12:09 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2025 10:58 PM (H0oR9)
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Find you a lady who loves the smell of kerosene -- you might be a rocketman.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm rich too at April 27, 2025 12:11 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 12:02 AM (VUnvY)
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But do they eat crayolas?
Posted by: Ciampino - colorful elephant shit at April 27, 2025 12:13 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Diogenes
Dear Penthouse
As a Pizza Guy, I never thought this would happen...
Posted by: Miklos wonders who gave who the tip at April 27, 2025 12:13 AM (IKhKt)
The Port of Shahid Rajaee (where the big explosion was) is located approximately 14.5 kilometers (about 9 miles) west-southwest of Bandar Abbas (where NASA detected unusual heat spots). Probably unrelated, right?
Distance auto-generated based on listed sources. May contain inaccuracies.
Now out for realz
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - zzzz at April 27, 2025 12:13 AM (+bW3+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2025 12:13 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2025 12:14 AM (0nHVk)
I'm not sure the math works in your favor on this one.
Posted by: JackStraw
I have paid less for more
Posted by: Miklos like Mudbugs at April 27, 2025 12:15 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 12:16 AM (VUnvY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 12:16 AM (VUnvY)
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Cuddly even.
Catered by Achmed's (not Mohammed's Camel Dippings).
Posted by: Ciampino - dromedarian tidbits at April 27, 2025 12:19 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Otto Pen at April 27, 2025 12:20 AM (sJHOI)
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really well- huge boom, colorful smoke, flames, Achmeds running everywhere- great stuff
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2025 12:07 AM (AOsQT)
It blowed up good. Real good!
Posted by: Billy Sol Hurok, Farm Film Report at April 27, 2025 12:20 AM (Aqu9a)
Heathen.
If you tell me you don't like beer we are going to war.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2025 12:20 AM (viF8m)
230 How did that Iranian Port explode?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 12:04 AM (VUnvY)
Muslims are like 5 year olds when it comes to handling hazardous material. Same thing happened in Beirut.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2025 12:21 AM (ZEzFB)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 12:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2025 12:13 AM (lhenN)
240 Hey Horde, any seats at the bar?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Yes, and bonus crawfish!
Posted by: Genial late Nite Miklos, requesting juke box requests at April 27, 2025 12:23 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 12:23 AM (uksS7)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 12:25 AM (rdVOm)
Really hard to make much of this, as this is a major disaster, regime may well not know what happened, so taking no chances.
Lots of reports of chemical precursors for rocket fuel (bought from Chy-nah) being unloaded at this port in last 3 months. The former newspaper NYT sez IRGC sources confirm rocket fuel-related chemicals probably the culprit. But again, lots of possibilities, as likely other candidate chemicals present at the port. In a country like Iran, everything from sabotage by Moon-based Joo Lasers to sheer incompetence to bad luck are equally likely.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2025 12:28 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2025 12:29 AM (0nHVk)
Your honor, the defense rests.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2025 12:29 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 12:31 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 12:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2025 12:32 AM (63Dwl)
Hopefully residents in the nearby city manage to flee (many are) or stay inside until the air quality returns to safe conditions. This kind of fire can be very dangerous for the health of those downwind.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2025 12:36 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Before or after the elephant-dung flower course?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2025 12:36 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 12:37 AM (VUnvY)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 12:37 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Case at April 27, 2025 12:37 AM (OrSPY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2025 12:38 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2025 12:40 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2025 12:41 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 12:43 AM (uksS7)
Just saw this: today (well, yesterday now, the 26th) is Melania's birthday. She's 55.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2025 12:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
The Blue Plate Special at Porky's?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2025 12:44 AM (Aqu9a)
Country has its time & place but it's (IMO) not for when you want to get *out* of a low mood...
Try Southern-Fried
youtube.com/watch?v=8NwSYngC7to
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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That sounds like Sunday dinner for Mr. Scary's hillbilly family. I may cook him hog jowls, but we ain't eating a gopher.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 12:50 AM (uksS7)
In further news, India and Pakistan are moving troops, sending ships to sea and generally doing all the warm up stretches for a war. WTF is with this cursed foreign tour of Vance's? Is he visiting Taiwan or South Korea next?
Posted by: Locarno at April 27, 2025 12:54 AM (05fFZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2025 12:57 AM (1m82a)
2009-2016 if I went to the grocery, I would notice the checkout tabloid telling me how the first lady was stunning and brave.
Toned arms and scowling like a Harryhausen creature.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2025 12:58 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 12:59 AM (uksS7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2025 01:03 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 01:06 AM (uksS7)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 01:07 AM (rdVOm)
And that was the *best* that could be said about them? Really? (Well...yes.)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 01:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 01:17 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 01:20 AM (uksS7)
https://x.com/i/status/
1916358829039882648
Posted by: Ciampino - frie dromedarian tidbits at April 27, 2025 01:20 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 01:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 01:26 AM (rdVOm)
May 28, 2024 - April 26, 2025
I went out to put everyone up for the night and found Fitz dead. Not even a year old. His sister Sally died just a few weeks ago. I assume DCM for Fitz as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:51 PM (QnmlO)
Well, crap. That sucks big-time, Hadrian. My condolences.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 01:28 AM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/14651707
LOL what a joke. Threat?
Posted by: Ciampino - fried dromedarian tidbits at April 27, 2025 01:28 AM (sPQoU)
https://x.com/MrAndyNgo/
status/1915927451315953927
Posted by: Ciampino - more jail at April 27, 2025 01:30 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: ScaryMary
Youtube has that whole concert video. I recommend watching it. It's impressive. 'Secret World Live'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2025 01:30 AM (K861k)
Posted by: Ciampino - move to a new locality at April 27, 2025 01:32 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 01:33 AM (uksS7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2025 01:35 AM (42Vb+)
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Posted by: Don Black
Those are Royal Marines.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2025 11:59 PM (D7oie)
What are those packs they have on their hands? Steering jets?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 01:41 AM (8zz6B)
May 28, 2024 - April 26, 2025
I went out to put everyone up for the night and found Fitz dead. Not even a year old. His sister Sally died just a few weeks ago. I assume DCM for Fitz as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2025 10:51 PM (QnmlO)
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I'm not sure what DCM is, but I'm sorry. My old (14 yr) bloodhound is crossing the Rainbow Bridge on Wednesday. It is hard to lose a pup. We've had time to plan, but it hurts.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 01:43 AM (uksS7)
The Democrat heathen will now stop at nothing to reverse the gains of President Trump. Marxist/Socialist Judges will pull out all the stops to block his orders and the leftover insurgents remaining from the previous administration will sabotage any efforts to reclaim the will of the people.
I think it's time to show up in the midterms with the force of the vote and to show up in the streets with the force of the people.
God Bless America.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 27, 2025 01:53 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2025 01:54 AM (a4NoL)
Posted by: Ciampino - Elias Gonzalvez? at April 27, 2025 01:56 AM (sPQoU)
https://x.com/johnrich/status/
1915873189860700593
Posted by: Ciampino - Fire bricks? at April 27, 2025 02:02 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:09 AM (rdVOm)
https://mol.im/a/14649841
Posted by: Ciampino - Elias Gonzalvez? at April 27, 2025 01:56 AM (sPQoU)
Apparently the Honduran illegal mama was deported, along with her 11 year olf Honduran-born daughter, and she decided to take the younger child with her. If they had required the 2 year-old to remain, Trump would be accused of "breaking up families".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 02:09 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ciampino - my apologies at April 27, 2025 02:11 AM (sPQoU)
"A man has been taken into custody after driving his SUV into a crowd of people..."
Uh-huh. "A man" OK. "in custody" They know who he is.
WHY NO NAME?
Do you suppose it's due to the "M-factor"? (Mo ham med)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:16 AM (rdVOm)
I took Fitz's body to Gulf Coast Veterinary Clinic, a large 24/7 hospital in Houston for them to hold him overnight. Tomorrow I'll take him up to Texas A&M Veterinary College for an autopsy.
The autopsy is part of a study they're conducting on dilated cardiomyopathy in Borzoi, a thinning of the heart walls. Delilah's son Spark died from it and Dot, Delilah's sister, had a daughter die from it. I suspect Fitz had the same condition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2025 02:19 AM (QnmlO)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:19 AM (rdVOm)
https://mol.im/a/14646647
Mocked? She's made so much money probably out of the mockers ...... laughing all the way to the banks (note plural).
Posted by: Ciampino - she got paid by Kamala at April 27, 2025 02:21 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - she got paid by Kamala at April 27, 2025 02:25 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - see ya in Tech thread at April 27, 2025 02:26 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:16 AM (rdVOm)
SJS? Sudden Jihad Syndrome?
'm not sure what it's going to take for people to realize pisslam is not benevolent, more like malevolent. It is a conquering 'theology'. Pisslam, in fits and starts, has been at war wth Western Civliation for centuries. Now they're taking over pats of Europe.
Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2025 02:27 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miklos done gone at April 27, 2025 02:30 AM (IKhKt)
It is hard to lose them. Your pup was so young. That is hard.
My boy is old. Bladder cancer. I'm not sure I'll have another dog at all. He has been the best boy ever.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 27, 2025 02:30 AM (uksS7)
Launch Date: April 27, 2025
Launch Time: Planned Lift-Off 6:37 a.m. PDT, 1337 UTC, 15:37 CEST in a 52-minute window
https://www.youtube.com/live/HRtcEPYx00E
Posted by: Ciampino - see ya later in Tech thread at April 27, 2025 02:32 AM (sPQoU)
Do as you please
Posted by: Miklos done gone
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Heh.
I've had "the keys to the bar" AND "the combo to the safe" many times.
Still just a po' girl. (but an honest one!)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:35 AM (rdVOm)
Do you suppose it's due to the "M-factor"? (Mo ham med)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:16 AM (rdVOm)
It's only been 3 hours since the event. I saw one twatter video purported to be of the perp, but there is no evidence to support it. Guy looked Chinese, maybe even Filipino.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 02:37 AM (8zz6B)
Pisslam has had a successful PR team. Even my dad (RIP) mistakenly believed that it was an actual "religion"
He had no clue that they disfigured & beat their women, murdered gays, diddled children... and on and on...
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:44 AM (rdVOm)
Pisslam has had a successful PR team. Even my dad (RIP) mistakenly believed that it was an actual "religion"
He had no clue that they disfigured & beat their women, murdered gays, diddled children... and on and on...
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2025 02:39 AM (rdVOm)
I will always loathe George Bush for veering into religious theology with his utter bullshit statement just after 9/11, 'Pisslam is the religion of peace'. What a crock. Pisslam is the religion of peace -- for the dead. Everybody else gets the shitty end of their religious stick. And they still use sticks, for the womens. Gotta teach them how inferior they are to their inbred men.
Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2025 02:47 AM (gKDq2)
so sorry to read about your pupster.
May the knowledge it brings help other dogs at some point in the future.
Take care . . .
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at April 27, 2025 02:50 AM (tcomi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 02:54 AM (8zz6B)
I don't think I'm cut out for the dog show comepetion scene. Having doggies just go like that, after all that breeding and work. No, I'll just take my mutt from the shelter, I guess.
Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2025 02:54 AM (gKDq2)
Well, in an odd way, that's good to hear. A normal accident.
It's the difference between 'shit happens' and 'making shit happen'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2025 02:56 AM (gKDq2)
It's the difference between 'shit happens' and 'making shit happen'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2025 02:56 AM (gKDq2)
Well, he might have done it on purpose, but so far it does not seem to be an act of jihad. But it's too soon to come to any conclusion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 02:58 AM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/14649841
Posted by: Ciampino
Apparently the Honduran illegal mama was deported, along with her 11 year olf Honduran-born daughter, and she decided to take the younger child with her. If they had required the 2 year-old to remain, Trump would be accused of "breaking up families".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's why it's called an "anchor baby." You gotta carry that weight.
And by "you" I mean "the same taxpayers who pay me."
Posted by: The Dishon. Terry Doughy at April 27, 2025 03:00 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 02:58 AM (8zz6B)
After all the car attacks in Germany and other parts of Europe, including parts of the US, there is a knee-jerk thought of SJS. This driver may have had issues, but those are issues we deal with in the West all the time. We don't need the SJS ingredient added to the mix. I hope we eventully figure that out. It'll be after my time, though, either way.
Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2025 03:04 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2025 03:11 AM (VofaG)
Popping in kind of late - recovering from hiking seven or so miles and 1000' elevation gain to the Hollywood Sign this morning. Actual end of trail was Mt. Lee, the 'summit' with the antennas above and behind the sign.
Not a bad hike but rain started when we were about 3/4 of the way up and continued unabated and in quantities all the way back to the parking lot. Air temperature was low 50's the entire trek.
It is highly unusual to have any rain this late in the season - we don't usually get rain in the summer months, including late spring and early fall. Rain was forecast but very often this time of year it's either a false alarm or only a few drops materialize - enough to make the car dirty....
Relaxed the rest of the day and tried to warm up.
Sorry to hear about the pup Hadrian. Condolences.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 27, 2025 03:15 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 03:21 AM (VUnvY)
Distracted driving and crazy people who hate parades ...
Posted by: Adriane the Weigh Two Cynical Critic . . . at April 27, 2025 03:30 AM (tcomi)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 27, 2025 03:31 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 03:40 AM (VUnvY)
Make
Asylums
Great
Again
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 03:41 AM (8zz6B)
I am not making that up.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2025 03:46 AM (eIjvK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2025 03:49 AM (VUnvY)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2025 03:51 AM (ypFCm)
Doesn't mean that this fucker shouldn't get a couple of rounds of 9 mm in the brain pan, though. Crazy or no, he is a mass murderer, and should be put down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 03:53 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 03:55 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2025 03:58 AM (ypFCm)
Doesn't mean that this fucker shouldn't get a couple of rounds of 9 mm in the brain pan, though. Crazy or no, he is a mass murderer, and should be put down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2025 03:53 AM (8zz6B)
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Alternative Canadian punishment:
https://tinyurl.com/56m58the
Let Canada rot. In the US, the perverse left needs to be throttled much harder than what's being done.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2025 04:13 AM (DT0BZ)
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Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2025 04:24 AM (ypFCm)
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Can you type with one hand without spilling with the other?
Give it a try and let us know.
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