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Hayez Cornaro.jpg

Caterina Cornaro deposed from the throne of Cyprus
Francesco Hayez

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Nicely done

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 09:31 AM (aHfB6)

2 Hotties...

Posted by: Stateless...21% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 24, 2025 09:31 AM (jvJvP)

3 "That's what you're going to wear?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:31 AM (hY4dx)

4 Aunt Jemima: The Early Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:32 AM (hY4dx)

5 Ooh, obscure medieval history, for once, instead of the Bible or Classical mythology.

I like it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

6 "Closing time sweetheart. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 24, 2025 09:33 AM (NgqoH)

7 Like, making a deposition?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2025 09:33 AM (GcdCE)

8 Francesco Hayez

1791-1882

ItalianRomanticpainter

Caterina Cornaro Deposed from the Throne of Cyprus

1842

121 x 151 cms | 47 1/2 x 59 1/4 ins
Oil on canvas

Accademia Carrara

Bergamo| Italy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

9 Well most monarchs didn't survive getting dethrone so if she was still living she was lucky

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 09:33 AM (aHfB6)

10 She had fun, fun fun, 'till Daddy took the kingdom away.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2025 09:34 AM (Aqu9a)

11 Is he suggesting she jump out the window because she is distraught or threatening to throw her out the window if she refuses to leave?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 24, 2025 09:34 AM (2J/Lj)

12 I love the details and colors of her dress.
The crucifix is very long, but nice.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

13 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 09:34 AM (t0Rmr)

14 Well, at least Caterina and the chick in green behind her look like they could start up and maintain prospering OnlyFans accounts.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

15 Nobody expects the Cypriot Inquisition!

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2025 09:34 AM (sI7wh)

16 Lady in the back facing us is thinking, "How embarrassing. I can't wait to gossip about this."

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 24, 2025 09:35 AM (9VvLj)

17 Aikateríni Kornáro; 25 November 1454 – 10 July 1510) was the last monarch of the Kingdom of Cyprus, also holding the titles of Queen of Jerusalem and Queen of Armenia.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2025 09:35 AM (gbOdA)

18 Really nice colors in this painting, I will have to read up on Caterina Cornaro and see what she did!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2025 09:35 AM (0nHVk)

19 The painter sounds Spanish, Cornaro sounds Italian, and ain't Cyprus a Greek island?

It's all so confusingly Mediterranean.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 24, 2025 09:36 AM (BHrzb)

20 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again.

Posted by: Chief Inquisitor at April 24, 2025 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

21 ..... and stay out....!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2025 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

22 Going to be a bad day, not starting well at all! Yea

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2025 09:36 AM (hOUT3)

23 It's obvious from the pallor of her skin that she doesn't like the beach.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:37 AM (hY4dx)

24 what's the backstory

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2025 09:37 AM (AOsQT)

25 That chick in the background gets hotter the more I look at her.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

26 Deposed?????

Caterina looks like she's posing, if you ask me.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 09:38 AM (Kjgs1)

27 Alternate title: You're in My Chair, Lady.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2025 09:38 AM (kgE5c)

28 That chick in the background gets hotter the more I look at her.
Posted by: Bulg

What? That midget chick on the right?

Dude. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2025 09:39 AM (vKNmo)

29 17 Aikateríni Kornáro; 25 November 1454 – 10 July 1510) was the last monarch of the Kingdom of Cyprus, also holding the titles of Queen of Jerusalem and Queen of Armenia.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2025 09:35 AM (gbOdA)

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Also, Eastern Mediterranean Rutabaga Queen and Miss Potato of 1502.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:39 AM (hY4dx)

30 Why is ET standing in the Cardinal's shadow?

Posted by: red speck at April 24, 2025 09:40 AM (0Id0S)

31 Cafeteria Coronary Exposed on the Phone with Miley Cyrus?

Posted by: Adjusts Reading Glasses at April 24, 2025 09:40 AM (iMMUa)

32 >Alternate title: You're in My Chair, Lady.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

----

"Leonard, she's in my spot."

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2025 09:40 AM (AOsQT)

33 t's obvious from the pallor of her skin that she doesn't like the beach.

Having a tan back then for a woman indicated you were low class and had to go do work outside...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 09:40 AM (t0Rmr)

34 Speaking of Cyprus...can we start demanding an end to Turkish colonization in the UN?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 09:34 AM (t0Rmr)
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Personally, I'm all for the UN being colonized by the Turks.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 09:40 AM (Kjgs1)

35 Nicely done. Good composition, color, lighting.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2025 09:41 AM (WPL6O)

36 So, I'm guessing that the dude in red is a Venetian, since Venice took over the island.

So, this is an early example of DOGE in action?

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

37 I assume the woman in green is holding her daughter who is the girl with the blonde hair facing her

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 09:41 AM (t0Rmr)

38 From the painting, I assumed this was the church giving her the ol' heave ho, but no, it was the merchants of Venice coming to collect.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2025 09:42 AM (sI7wh)

39 The leopard-skin throw is a nice addition.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2025 09:42 AM (Q4IgG)

40 "All I need is this leopard skin, this scepter, and these ladies in waiting. That's all I need."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:42 AM (hY4dx)

41 what's the backstory

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2025 09:37 AM (AOsQT)
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I have mild scoliosis. And thanks for no longer talking about fecal transplants!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 09:43 AM (Kjgs1)

42 So now you're the ex-queen of a little island. Walmart greeter?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2025 09:43 AM (4Nep/)

43 In 1488, [Venice], fearing that Sultan Bayezid II intended to attack Cyprus, and having also discovered a plot to marry Catherine to Alfonso II of Naples, decided to recall the queen to Venice and formally annex the island. In February 1489, the Venetian government persuaded Catherine to cede her rights as ruler of Cyprus to the doge of Venice—and by extension the Venetian government as a whole—as she had no heir

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 09:43 AM (t0Rmr)

44 I think the Venusians invented Doge, so they were way ahead of their times.

Posted by: Histories Mistories! at April 24, 2025 09:43 AM (G5+As)

45 Surprised there wasn't a fabric shortage back then. Seriously... no one thought of wearing a t-shirt and jeans? Everything's 50lbs of drapes, layered and falling all over the place.

Bet none of the cops had to yell, "Stop! Thief!" Because no one could sprint for more than ten yards.

Posted by: red speck at April 24, 2025 09:44 AM (0Id0S)

46 So now you're the ex-queen of a little island. Walmart greeter?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2025 09:43 AM (4Nep/)
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Castle tour hostess.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 09:44 AM (Kjgs1)

47 37 I assume the woman in green is holding her daughter who is the girl with the blonde hair facing her
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 09:41 AM (t0Rmr)

The quick wiki article I just read sais that Caterina's only child, King James III of Cypress, died in shortly after his first birthday, years before this scene took place.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2025 09:45 AM (sI7wh)

48 I like how the blue and violet of the queen's dress counters the vivid red on the man. I also like how the line of the man's long, standing posture counters the sharp diagonal of the women. The spots on the leopard hide are similar to the glass circles on the window. Hayez also peppers the painting with lovely, muted pattern.

Posted by: Kris at April 24, 2025 09:45 AM (EwaUh)

49 Wiki says after her retirement she was given some land in Italy and mostly had parties and hosted artists and the like.

Later her mansion was sacked during the war of the league of Cambrai

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 09:45 AM (t0Rmr)

50 "All I need is this leopard skin, this scepter, and these ladies in waiting. That's all I need."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:42 AM (hY4dx)
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It's a living.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 09:45 AM (Kjgs1)

51 "You're out. Finished."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:45 AM (hY4dx)

52 Castle tour hostess > Olive Garden hostess

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2025 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)

53 "I call this one Textures, with Random Floating Body Parts."

–Hayez

Posted by: red speck at April 24, 2025 09:46 AM (0Id0S)

54 Later her mansion was sacked during the war of the league of Cambrai

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 09:45 AM (t0Rmr)
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European soccer hooligans go way back!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 09:46 AM (Kjgs1)

55 "Bitches leave." -- mediaeval version

Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 09:46 AM (ZBHR8)

56 AFUERA!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 24, 2025 09:47 AM (ncC2j)

57 "Bitches leave." -- mediaeval version
Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 09:46 AM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2025 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

58
Caterina Cornaro


Left bereft of possessions except for two sacks of dried beans, some empty burlap sacks, and some tray-sized pieces of wood with one large hole in one end of them, Caterina went on to create a game that used small burlap bags filled with beans that players threw to try to get them through the boards' holes.

Naming the game, "Cornaro", it swept through the Aegean Sea region. Today, we call it, "Cornhole".

And now you know ... the rest if the story.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2025 09:48 AM (P8t9A)

59 In 1488, [Venice], fearing that Sultan Bayezid II intended to attack Cyprus, and having also discovered a plot to marry Catherine to Alfonso II of Naples, decided to recall the queen to Venice and formally annex the island. In February 1489, the Venetian government persuaded Catherine to cede her rights as ruler of Cyprus to the doge of Venice—and by extension the Venetian government as a whole—as she had no heir
Posted by: 18-1

And it was the later Venetian war against the Turks on Cyprus that provided the setting for Shakespeare's Othello.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

60 "Whaddaya mean you're buying me out. I buy YOU out!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:48 AM (hY4dx)

61 last monarch of the Kingdom of Cyprus, also holding the titles of Queen of Jerusalem and Queen of Armenia.

Well hell-ooo Miss Fancy Pants! Lady you ain't leadin' nothin' but Jack and shit. And Jack... (points out the window)

Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 09:48 AM (ZBHR8)

62

There are very small midgets strapped to their inner thighs, flicking their beans...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at April 24, 2025 09:48 AM (rCZNj)

63 Caterina Cornaro deposed from the throne

*************

Lacking Moral Fiber - a limerick

Catarina is abusing her power
"Hurry up! I need to take a shower!"
Her latest aberration
Is malignant constipation
She's been sitting there for over an hour!

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 09:48 AM (uCfKO)

64 The High Priest of Cyprus sez Hook'em Horns!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2025 09:49 AM (iVrYt)

65 I saw Throne of Cyprus open for Hillary's Chipotle Order at the Campaign Trail in Toledo in 2015. It was as bad as you'd imagine.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2025 09:49 AM (Dv3i1)

66 AFUERA!
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 24, 2025 09:47 AM


Consuela?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2025 09:49 AM (Wnv9h)

67 55 "Bitches leave." -- mediaeval version
Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 09:46 AM (ZBHR

First, I laughed.

Then I wondered what is up with your hash.
Strange things happening at AoSHQ.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2025 09:49 AM (sI7wh)

68 Huh. I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2025 09:50 AM (bss/y)

69 "You can go peacefully or we got a truck outside with a winch."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:50 AM (hY4dx)

70 and Queen of Armenia

Her deposition led directly to the rise of the Kardashians.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

71 I don't know how the artist achieves this but in this painting and many of his other works Hayez achieves a subtle glow throughout the scene and especially around the people. Look at Catherine in today's painting as an example. It adds an aura of the romantic. With the realistic detail it creates a sense of drama. I wonder if he influenced book illustrators that came along in the late 1800s and early 1900s. This has some of that feel.

Being a Neoclassic style artist also means he gets to paint a lot of female nudes. Fun for the artist and the viewer. Check out his Wiki page.

Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025 09:51 AM (yTvNw)

72 Is that The Shadout Mapes, housekeeper, on the right?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2025 09:52 AM (Dv3i1)

73 Strange things happening at AoSHQ.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2025 09:49 AM


You should come down to the Circle K sometime.

Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan at April 24, 2025 09:52 AM (Wnv9h)

74 'Btw, do you like my robe? It's custom made.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2025 09:52 AM (bss/y)

75 Living large while squatting in the castle until the owner returns.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2025 09:53 AM (Q4IgG)

76 "Hayez" doesn't sound like a very Italian name.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

77 Stop putting women in charge.

Posted by: Timeless truth at April 24, 2025 09:54 AM (qelIc)

78 I'm imagining the male figure saying "You Go Now!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 09:54 AM (/bEIA)

79 That guy looks like he's saying "but first..."
Thx CBD , like the use of colors, would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2025 09:54 AM (6TePA)

80 74 'Btw, do you like my robe? It's custom made.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2025 09:52 AM (bss/y)

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"I see they had a big sale on Orange."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:54 AM (hY4dx)

81 76 "Hayez" doesn't sound like a very Italian name.
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

It sounds much more Italian when pronounced, Hey, youse."

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2025 09:54 AM (sI7wh)

82 76 "Hayez" doesn't sound like a very Italian name.
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

Francesco Hayez (Italian: [franˈtʃesko ˈaːjets]; 10 February 1791 – 12 February 1882) was an Italian painter.

Francesco Hayez was from a relatively poor family from Venice. His father, Giovanni, was of French origin while his mother, Chiara Torcella, was from Murano.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2025 09:55 AM (bss/y)

83 "I see they had a big sale on Orange."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 09:54 AM (hY4dx)

'I've heard he's gay.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2025 09:55 AM (bss/y)

84 "You've been voted off the island. The merchants have spoken."

Posted by: Survivor 1489 at April 24, 2025 09:56 AM (Aqu9a)

85 "And when exactly did you eat that Double Double, Ms. Cornaro???? You said it was a TUESDAY!!!! I rest my case, Your Honor"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2025 09:56 AM (mlg/3)

86 'It would be easier for us all if you just jumped out this window. Hang a left at the big orange blur.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2025 09:57 AM (bss/y)

87 Looks like he's getting ready to throw her out of the window....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2025 09:57 AM (VE6XX)

88 39 The leopard-skin throw is a nice addition.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2025 09:42 AM

Is that real fur?

Posted by: Karen from PETA at April 24, 2025 09:59 AM (qelIc)

89 What did she do?

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2025 09:59 AM (Oy/m2)

90 Dude in red: "Don't worry. The Templars have a nice island off the coast of some place called Canada that they said you could be queen of. Lots of treasure there that you can enjoy. Just make sure you take a shovel."

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

91 Other pictures of Caterina Cornaro show a rather chunky, potato-shaped, plain-faced woman. This painter fully used his artistic liberties.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2025 10:00 AM (Aqu9a)

92 "It's the latest thing from all the big design houses. Elegance, plus increased visibility. They call it traffic cone orange."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 10:01 AM (hY4dx)

93 Nothing rhymes with Cypriot

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 10:01 AM (uCfKO)

94 Nothing rhymes with Cypriot
Posted by: muldoon


tipsy thot

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

95 Nothing rhymes with Cypriot
Posted by: muldoon


This is not true, Cousin Larry.

Posted by: Perfect Strangers at April 24, 2025 10:02 AM (mlg/3)

96 Chunky, potato-shaped, and plain-faced is no way to go through life, young lady.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 24, 2025 10:03 AM (qelIc)

97 >91 Other pictures of Caterina Cornaro show a rather chunky, potato-shaped, plain-faced woman.

'How you doin?'

Posted by: B. Stelter at April 24, 2025 10:03 AM (NgqoH)

98 96 Chunky, potato-shaped, and plain-faced is no way to go through life, young lady.
____

Works for me!

Posted by: Bryan Stelter - Sex Machine at April 24, 2025 10:03 AM (Dv3i1)

99 97, 98 Horde mind never disappoints.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

100 A choice between a night with Stelter and a jump out the window? She's taking the window

Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 10:05 AM (ZBHR8)

101 100

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:05 AM (Kjgs1)

102 I demand a recount!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:05 AM (Kjgs1)

103 Nicely detailed and colorful -- esp. the standing guy's red robe. The leopard rug, the Ethiopian dwarf slave (or perhaps it's a young girl), the folds and texture of the Queen's dress, even the glass of the windows, all speak of the painter's skill and the effort he put into this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:05 AM (omVj0)

104 100 A choice between a night with Stelter and a jump out the window? She's taking the window
Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 10:05 AM (ZBHR

A few seconds and things might improve.

'Lady, we are on the ground floor!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2025 10:06 AM (bss/y)

105 Anyhoo....

CBD, so, how was Fwance?

https://tinyurl.com/4zmrefx8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:06 AM (Kjgs1)

106 "And when exactly did you eat that Double Double, Ms. Cornaro???? You said it was a TUESDAY!!!! I rest my case, Your Honor"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2025


***
A Cypriot forerunner of Perry Mason

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:07 AM (omVj0)

107 https://tinyurl.com/4zmrefx8
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Just doing the stabblings that Frenchmen won't do.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

108 What's up with stabbings in high schools?

Posted by: All the cool kids are doing it at April 24, 2025 10:08 AM (qelIc)

109 Good morning all.
The colors in this painting are just phenomenal. So vibrant. So many paintings from this era get dark as they age. I read about why this happens but don't remember the answer. But this one popped right off the page.
Have to read JJ.
BBL

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 24, 2025 10:08 AM (t/2Uw)

110 @105
According to Ouest-France, the email also referenced "ecocide, institutional violence, and the system of colonization of the unconscious."

BFMTV channel viewed the document, which it called "confusing."
____

Sounds leftist to me. I can see why French Journalists are confused by it, like a fish can't understand the concept of "wet".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2025 10:08 AM (Dv3i1)

111 YOU BEEN HERE FOAH HOUR!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 24, 2025 10:09 AM (l91rK)

112 "Hayez" doesn't sound like a very Italian name.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

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Although Isaac Hayez would sound like a very Jewish name.

["Isaac Hayes - The Black Moses of Soul (full concert, live in Atlanta, 1973): youtube.com/watch?v=RQpwU2bjztk ]

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 10:09 AM (/bEIA)

113 Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:07 AM (77rzZ)
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I responded to you at the end of JJ's MR with a link about the CIA.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:10 AM (Kjgs1)

114 Nothing rhymes with Cypriot
Posted by: muldoon


Thypriot.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 24, 2025 10:10 AM (6bxmr)

115 I looked over some of Hayez's other works on Wikipedia. His Bathsheba and Susanna at Her Bath are vivid nudes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:11 AM (omVj0)

116 101 100

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:05 AM (Kjgs1)

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Whatever it takes ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 10:11 AM (/bEIA)

117 Although Isaac Hayez would sound like a very Jewish name.

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 10:09 AM (/bEIA)
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Meh. Want Jewish-sounding? Whoopi Goldberg! (Whose real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson).

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:12 AM (Kjgs1)

118 Hayez lived to be 91, and was a prolific painter. So this was not a one-off or part of a small collection.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:12 AM (omVj0)

119 Whatever it takes ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 10:11 AM (/bEIA)
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/looks for a village

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:13 AM (Kjgs1)

120 I responded to you at the end of JJ's MR with a link about the CIA.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

I saw that. Thanks.

I'm currently making my way, slowly, through a two-volume history of how the CIA's partnership with the Mob, starting during WWII, eventually produced Jeffrey Epstein's operation. Scary stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

121 Axios: Trump's "final offer" for peace requires Ukraine to accept Russian occupation...includes U.S. recognition of Crimea as part of Russia and unofficial recognition of Russian control of nearly all areas occupied since the 2022 invasion...

A source close to the Ukrainian government said Kyiv sees the proposal as highly biased towards Russia: "The proposal says very clearly what tangible gains Russia gets, but only vaguely and generally says what Ukraine is going to get."

Not that Trump could understand but this is a terrible precedent to set. Even worse if Ukraine can't join NATO. This will be another perpetually tense and fortified border ala the Korean DMZ. And the Baltic states will look at this as exposing them for future aggression from Russia. Trump is a complete sell out to Putin.

Need to check the calendar again. I thought this was 2025, not 1938. Walk away Ukraine.

I guess Trump believes, since US Republicans have accepted Russian occupation of the Oval Office, Ukrainians should accept occupation of their country.

Not. Gonna. Happen. DJT can go fuck all the way off.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 24, 2025 10:15 AM (JCZqz)

122 Joe Biden has been elected Pope after a massive last minute mail in ballot drop that was 99.99% in his favor.

All Hail Pope Joe the First!

Posted by: Kwak! at April 24, 2025 10:15 AM (89Sog)

123 Heh. Funny that Whoopi's real first name is "Caryn."

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

124 One property owner, Larry Larson, a partner in the partnership that owned 111 Marquez Place, received a notice from the LAFD warning him about the need to comply with brush clearance regulations, and reminding him that “brush clearance is a year-round responsibility” (original emphasis). The LAFD also notified the building manager, separately, of the need to renew the building’s fire prevention certification.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2025 10:16 AM (RHGPo)

125
Needs a Ludacris overlay. "Move, bitch, get outta the way."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2025 10:17 AM (QnmlO)

126 What's up with stabbings in high schools?

Posted by: All the cool kids are doing it at April 24, 2025 10:08 AM (qelIc)

--------------

Gives new meaning to the phrase "cutting class."

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 10:18 AM (/bEIA)

127 CBD, have you ever featured Hayez' "The Kiss?"

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

128
A Pillar of Strength

There once was an admiral named Pete
Of a Mediterranean fleet
He was pro-Cyprus. Pro-Gibraltar
Pro-Sicily. Pro-Malta
But gosh darn it, he was always con-Crete

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 10:18 AM (uCfKO)

129 ...includes U.S. recognition of Crimea as part of Russia and unofficial recognition of Russian control of nearly all areas occupied since the 2022 invasion...

If we bring it back to the original, stated goals, Ukraine also will not join NATO.

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2025 10:18 AM (emDE2)

130 A Cyprus throne is less prone to rot.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 10:18 AM (Zzmp9)

131 Joe Biden has been elected Pope after a massive last minute mail in ballot drop that was 99.99% in his favor.

All Hail Pope Joe the First!

Posted by: Kwak! at April 24, 2025 10:15 AM (89Sog)

------------

Pope-on-a-Rope.

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 10:21 AM (/bEIA)

132 Gives new meaning to the phrase "cutting class."
Posted by: ShainS


All the really sharp kids took that one.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

133 But gosh darn it, he was always con-Crete

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 10:18 AM (uCfKO)

------------

Heh.

* goes to work on a limerick ending in con-Carne *

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 10:22 AM (/bEIA)

134 All Hail Pope Joe the First!

Posted by: Kwak! at April 24, 2025
------------

Pope-on-a-Rope.
Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025


***
He'll replace Communion wafers with Vanilla Wafers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:22 AM (omVj0)

135 I guess Trump believes, since US Republicans have accepted Russian occupation of the Oval Office,
____

The ability for libs to swallow propaganda whole without a shred of critical thinking is astounding.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2025 10:22 AM (Dv3i1)

136 CBD, so, how was Fwance?

https://tinyurl.com/4zmrefx8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:06 AM (Kjgs1)

Paris is fine, but the other cities with more aggressive and dominant Muslims are often unpleasant.

France is trying harder than the UK (they are going backwards), but both face an uphill battle. As I wrote a few weeks ago, I wouldn't be surprised if Westminster Abbey and Notre Dame were mosques in the next 50-100 years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2025 10:22 AM (mWSu4)

137 Muldoon, if you're still here, I asked you on the MR thread what your opinion was, as an MD, on the nature and possible causes of autism. Your thoughts?

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

138 Joe Biden has been elected Pope after a massive last minute mail in ballot drop that was 99.99% in his favor.

All Hail Pope Joe the First!
Posted by: Kwak!

Send in the alter boy applicants, and my casting couch. Can we open it up to little girls, too? I like a little variety.

Posted by: Pope Biden the Innocent at April 24, 2025 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

139 Hayez's ... Bathsheba and Susanna at Her Bath

So we know his kinks. Good thing he never lived to run a D&D game.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 10:23 AM (ZBHR8)

140
Pope-on-a-Rope.
Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 10:21 AM (/bEIA)


More like Pope-a-Dope

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2025 10:23 AM (QnmlO)

141 Nothing rhymes with Cypriot
Posted by: muldoon

Apricot?

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2025 10:23 AM (Oy/m2)

142 CBD, have you ever featured Hayez' "The Kiss?"

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

Sure have!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2025 10:23 AM (mWSu4)

143 Hunter Biden would love the life as the Pope's son.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 10:24 AM (ZBHR8)

144 115 ... " I looked over some of Hayez's other works on Wikipedia. His Bathsheba and Susanna at Her Bath are vivid nudes."

Wolfus,
I agree. His many female nudes are both natural (not exaggerated) and vibrant. They are a pleasure to look at.

BTW, After you alerted me to their existance, I ordered some KBV blends yesterday. Burley Morning, Burlier Morning and Handsome Stranger. Most reviews talk about how well they go with coffee, always a plus for me. And since we are getting to iced coffee season (temps over 60 degrees), that could make them an all day blend. I'm curious how they will compare to the Boswell burley blends which have been excellent.

Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025 10:24 AM (yTvNw)

145 I have a Cyprus tree in my yard. Drops these big “nut” things and has “knees” that push up through the ground 20 feet away. They’re a nuisance if they’re not in a swamp.

Posted by: Heterosexual Frog Enjoyer at April 24, 2025 10:24 AM (/dDa4)

146
Hunter Biden would love the life as the Pope's son.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 10:24 AM (ZBHR


At least the Borgias had some class.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2025 10:24 AM (QnmlO)

147 othing rhymes with Cypriot
Posted by: muldoon

Apricot?
Posted by: dantesed

Whatta they got that I ain't got?

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

148 /sock

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 10:25 AM (/dDa4)

149 JD Is foaming!

https://tinyurl.com/5n8r24t8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:25 AM (Kjgs1)

150 CBD, have you ever featured Hayez' "The Kiss?"

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

Sure have!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I did an image search of his paintings, and thought that one looked familiar.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

151 Apricot?
Posted by: dantesed

*********

I can accept that. Thanks

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 10:26 AM (uCfKO)

152
BTW, After you alerted me to their existance, I ordered some KBV blends yesterday. Burley Morning, Burlier Morning and Handsome Stranger. Most reviews talk about how well they go with coffee, always a plus for me. And since we are getting to iced coffee season (temps over 60 degrees), that could make them an all day blend. I'm curious how they will compare to the Boswell burley blends which have been excellent.
Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025


***
"Handsome Stranger"? I didn't see that one on KBV's website. Is it new? What kind of blend is it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:28 AM (omVj0)

153 149 JD Is foaming!

https://tinyurl.com/5n8r24t8
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Reee!!! First Kavanaugh, then Hegseth, and now this?!?!? Republicans are alcoholic degenerates, corrupting our youth and military...while on duty! We must impeach!!!

Posted by: Deranged Rabid Leftists at April 24, 2025 10:28 AM (JCZqz)

154

*bat, bat,, bat-bat-bat*

Posted by: Jasmine Crocketts' Eye Lashes at April 24, 2025 10:29 AM (5hfjS)

155 Someone pass this on to Ace:

https://tinyurl.com/yyhvt8hs

And this is curious:

https://tinyurl.com/3492nurc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:29 AM (Kjgs1)

156 I hear a 19-year-old has been charged with aggravated arson for the NJ wildfire.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

157 Nothing rhymes with Cypriot

==


*idiot

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 10:29 AM (g47mK)

158 At the always present risk of sounding like a lunatic, the so-called “deep state” has long been in the business of shaping opinions and manipulating perceptions. This is not a conspiracy, this is their stated objective. Manufactured consent. We are immersed in their machinations at an epic level and have been for decades.

A general reduction in Testosterone level would certainly be very, very much in keeping with their objectives. “Toxic masculinity” is an article of faith with the whack jobs on the left. It would be surprising actually if they haven’t investigated methods of emasculation, whether simply through the schools - very effective, since Boys are now treated simply a species of defective Girls, but also at the macro level some sort of chemical, biological or perhaps electronic means. Diet plays a huge role as well. High quality animal protein is expensive relative to junk carbs, soy and other ersatz foods.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2025 10:30 AM (L+MB1)

159 Marriott!

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 10:30 AM (g47mK)

160 126 What's up with stabbings in high schools?

Posted by: All the cool kids are doing it at April 24, 2025 10:08 AM (qelIc)

The "No Gun Zones" are working.

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 24, 2025 10:31 AM (jvJvP)

161 Proletariat !

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 10:31 AM (g47mK)

162 Cypriot proletariat
Stayed at the Marriott!

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 10:31 AM (g47mK)

163
The ability for libs to swallow propaganda whole without a shred of critical thinking is astounding.


In fairness they are used to swallowing lots of disgusting things

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 10:31 AM (t0Rmr)

164 Need to check the calendar again. I thought this was 2025, not 1938. Walk away Ukraine.

Democratic Underground


Yeah. Then you'll be speaking Russian before the end of the decade.

Trump said it best: Ukraine has no cards to play.

Biden saw the build up on the border for a year and didn't do squat. Didn't give them planes nor sufficient munitions for 2+ years. But some how this is Trump's fault.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 24, 2025 10:32 AM (JkCto)

165 I still say that "tipsy thot" is a good rhyme for "Cypriot."

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

166 Thinking about walking over to the coffee shop near me and having a latte and a croissant. Darned if I know why; I'm not hungry and have had plenty of coffee.

JTB,, speaking of pipes, I'm going to the monthly Pipe Club meeting at the suburban pipe/cigar shop tonight. Ought to be interesting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:32 AM (omVj0)

167 162 Cypriot proletariat
Stayed at the Marriott!
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 10:31 AM (g47mK)

Stayed up watching reruns of Ozzie and Harriet?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2025 10:32 AM (VoAdT)

168 129 ...includes U.S. recognition of Crimea as part of Russia and unofficial recognition of Russian control of nearly all areas occupied since the 2022 invasion...

If we bring it back to the original, stated goals, Ukraine also will not join NATO.
Posted by: t-bird
========
Realism in foreign policy is recognizing facts on the ground. Ukraine is prostrate and no amount of Uncle Sam's money or advice is able to change the fact that Ukraine has been defeated. Trump will NOT send US troops to die for Ukraine so there is nothing else to do than extricate ourselves on the best terms possible. Euroland, trying to act to prop up a dying regime is simply trying to get their billions back that they lent, it is not principle. If Ukraine is defeated, they will most likely repudiate those debts having nothing to pay them with.

Using realism as a guide, the US poses a diktat to the defeated proxy to end the war. If the proxy refuses, then you wash your hands of the matter and let will occur happen. One such thing just might be an internal coup to replace the deranged and disgraced Z man and then the coup leaders can then make peace. Another, would be Russia completes the conquest.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:32 AM (ctrM5)

169 Cypriot proletariat
Stayed at the Marriott!
Posted by: runner

In Yorkshire, near James Heriot.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

170 Cypriot proletariat
Stayed at the Marriott!
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025
*
Stayed up watching reruns of Ozzie and Harriet?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2025


***
While snacking on a carrot

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:34 AM (omVj0)

171 The Stones on That Guy

There once was a sailor named Fritz
Who sailed from Malta o'er to Biarritz
On the way he met a Cypriot
They dined on grapes and apricots
Apart from that, he thought Cyprus was the pits

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 10:34 AM (uCfKO)

172 Oh, right. There's that Jazz Fest stuff starting up today. I wonder if it will affect the Interstate traffic this evening. If so, I could go via the other bridge, but that is a longer trip to the pipe shop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:36 AM (omVj0)

173 One of the cats is missing since I was late Tuesday going to Costco. I haven't seen Trumpy in a few days.

Beautiful cat. Someone may have taken him in. I have for 6 or 7 hours a day. Miss one day.......

Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 24, 2025 10:36 AM (jvJvP)

174 Cypriot proletariat
Stayed at the Marriott
Looked like a patriot
While riding a chariot !

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 10:36 AM (g47mK)

175 Let us be on our way.
Let us tarry not.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

176 152 ... "Handsome Stranger"? I didn't see that one on KBV's website. Is it new? What kind of blend is it?"

It's described as a black cavendish and burley mix with subtle toppings of chocolate, molasses and rum. Sounded like it would be a nice change of pace from English or heavier aromatic blends. I think it is fairly new. I have an unsmoked Mark Twain Missouri Meerschaum cob waiting to try this.

Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025 10:36 AM (yTvNw)

177 We need to put that to music!

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 10:36 AM (g47mK)

178 Someone pass this on to Ace:

https://tinyurl.com/yyhvt8hs

And this is curious:

https://tinyurl.com/3492nurc
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:29 AM (Kjgs1)
-

WHOA!

That's this guy!

https://tinyurl.com/2dam3ut4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:37 AM (Kjgs1)

179 Introduced to two great painters in the last week that I had never heard about. This is a great experience.

Posted by: French Jeton at April 24, 2025 10:37 AM (DehcO)

180 I think Cypriot is pronounced closer to Iscariot than other -iot ending words.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 10:38 AM (/dDa4)

181 Introduced to two great painters in the last week that I had never heard about. This is a great experience.
Posted by: French Jeton

Hunter Biden and Lucian Freud?

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

182 Biden saw the build up on the border for a year and didn't do squat. Didn't give them planes nor sufficient munitions for 2+ years. But some how this is Trump's fault.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

I think the crusher was that Euroland and NATO were batshit crazy in making moves to let Ukraine join the EU and NATO. Biden's foreign policy team either wanted that to occur (being led by the CIA's sunk costs there) or did not care.

That was purposefully violating Russia's clear demands for its own nat sec. Hasn't helped that Euroland and the US have tried to do color revolutions to remove pro Russian regimes and to overthrow Putin himself. Stupid IC people playing Risk instead of being realistic.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:39 AM (ctrM5)

183 "Handsome Stranger"? I didn't see that one on KBV's website. Is it new? What kind of blend is it?"
*
It's described as a black cavendish and burley mix with subtle toppings of chocolate, molasses and rum. Sounded like it would be a nice change of pace from English or heavier aromatic blends. I think it is fairly new. I have an unsmoked Mark Twain Missouri Meerschaum cob waiting to try this.
Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025


***
That does sound good. I might buy something new at the pipe shop tonight -- but their well-known tinned offerings range from $18 to $30 for 1.5 or 2.0 ounces, and a lot of their bulk jarred blends are the heavy aromatics.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:39 AM (omVj0)

184 Truth the NY Times failed to tell you:

https://tinyurl.com/2rnmuzzf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:39 AM (Kjgs1)

185 >Proletariat !

Posted by: runner

----

helluva racehorse- so fast, like a maCHINE

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2025 10:40 AM (AOsQT)

186 "Oh, you might as well jump. Go ahead and jump."

Posted by: Van Halen at April 24, 2025 10:40 AM (cct0t)

187 By the way, I discovered that Lucian Freud did a female version of the nekkid lardass on the ottoman. It's a morbidly obese naked woman lying a on a couch.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

188 184 Truth the NY Times failed to tell you:

https://tinyurl.com/2rnmuzzf
Posted by: Biden's Dog
========
If you post on all the truths the NY Times failed to tell us over the years, you better have a lifespan like Methuselah.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:41 AM (ctrM5)

189 Truth the NY Times failed to tell you:

https://tinyurl.com/2rnmuzzf
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:39 AM (Kjgs1)

If we deport him to a country he barely knows he’ll have to kidnap strangers. Won’t somebody think of the illegal immigrants for once??

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 10:41 AM (/dDa4)

190 187 By the way, I discovered that Lucian Freud did a female version of the nekkid lardass on the ottoman. It's a morbidly obese naked woman lying a on a couch.

Posted by: Bulg
=======
Don't give CBD ideas.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:41 AM (ctrM5)

191 166 ... "JTB,, speaking of pipes, I'm going to the monthly Pipe Club meeting at the suburban pipe/cigar shop tonight. Ought to be interesting."

Sounds nice. Let us know how it goes. We don't have anything like that in my area. If you are on it, a good comment for the hobby thread.

PS: Shouldn't you be getting a beignet instead of a croissant?

Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025 10:42 AM (yTvNw)

192 Is propaganda the opposite of silly goose?


(wait for it...)

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 10:44 AM (uCfKO)

193 If you post on all the truths the NY Times failed to tell us over the years, you better have a lifespan like Methuselah.
Posted by: whig

"were every one of them to be written, I suppose that the world itself could not contain the books that would be written." -- John 21:25b

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

194 PS: Shouldn't you be getting a beignet instead of a croissant?
Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025


***
Beignets, though famous here, are hard to find aside from Cafe du Monde and Morning Call. Both of those are a considerable drive from me.

I was amused when I first visited northern New Mexico in '92 and found that a sopaipilla is the same flaky, hollow pastry as a beignet, minus the thick white powdered sugar on the latter. I'd rather be in Albuquerque or Santa Fe right now anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:46 AM (omVj0)

195 Is propaganda the opposite of silly goose?


(wait for it...)

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 10:44 AM (uCfKO)
-

Took me a few seconds.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:46 AM (Kjgs1)

196 From what the Dems and NYT failed to tell us about Garcia,

PJ Media link
https://tinyurl.com/mtanp293

There is clear indications that Garcia was engaged in human trafficking in that link. A convicted human trafficker owned the van that Garcia was driving when caught in 2022 with his motley passengers.

"Jose Ramon Hernandez Reyes, who Abrego Garcia claimed he was working for, had been previously convicted of smuggling illegal aliens into the United States."

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:46 AM (ctrM5)

197 "were every one of them to be written, I suppose that the world itself could not contain the books that would be written." -- John 21:25b
Posted by: Bulg
----
Heh. Well played.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:47 AM (ctrM5)

198 183 ... "I might buy something new at the pipe shop tonight -- but their well-known tinned offerings range from $18 to $30 for 1.5 or 2.0 ounces, and a lot of their bulk jarred blends are the heavy aromatics."

I know the problem. I want to support the local brick and mortar shop but the prices can get uncomfortable. (I do get most of my pipes there when they have a sale. Not always a huge selection but I can see and handle them before buying.) Even with delivery charges, the blends from Boswell's and now KBV are a better value and for better tobacco.

Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025 10:47 AM (yTvNw)

199 Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel
Caldwell began a major media blitz mere hours after being thrown out of the Pentagon.

Instead of making the case for reinstatement, he is engaging in political advocacy on specific agenda items, giving more clues that he's a pathological leaker.

Sec Def made the right call.

And yes, Tucker's immediate false framing of the debate over Iran (nobody in a position of power is advocating for a "war with Iran") speaks to his dishonesty and intent to deceive. He's embraced a new ideology and has become an ends justify the means guy.
6:07 PM · Apr 21, 2025

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2025 10:47 AM (RIvkX)

200 Need to check the calendar again. I thought this was 2025, not 1938. Walk away Ukraine.


When Saddam Hussein invaded his neighbors, murdered a million of his own people, and tried to assassinate an American president I was told the only reason to fight him was warmongering.

Odd isn't it that things are different with Vlad huh?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 10:48 AM (t0Rmr)

201 Seems like Musk AGAIN needs to do some house cleaning inside X:

https://tinyurl.com/24nwjex5

Just like all the federal agencies!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2025 10:49 AM (Kjgs1)

202 Heh. Well played.
Posted by: whig

I read all four gospel accounts of the Resurrection on Easter, so that verse was fresh in my mind.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

203 I don't get it.

Posted by: toby928 at April 24, 2025 10:49 AM (jc0TO)

204 My dalliance here is at an end. Today, after several days ofpreliminary surveillance I launch the full-on War Against Pack Rats.

"No mercy" is my motto.

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2025 10:49 AM (uCfKO)

205 I know the problem. I want to support the local brick and mortar shop but the prices can get uncomfortable. (I do get most of my pipes there when they have a sale. Not always a huge selection but I can see and handle them before buying.) Even with delivery charges, the blends from Boswell's and now KBV are a better value and for better tobacco.
Posted by: JTB at April 24, 2025


***
Not to mention, you can't even whiff the tinned tobacco to see if you like the aroma before buying. You can't when buying online either, but as you say, it's a better value.

I wish the two local shops would have some estate pipes; I'd shop those. The prices for new Petersons top $100.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:50 AM (omVj0)

206
When Saddam Hussein invaded his neighbors, murdered a million of his own people, and tried to assassinate an American president I was told the only reason to fight him was warmongering.

Odd isn't it that things are different with Vlad huh?

-

(thinks about that premise along with all the made-up stuff that got us into two trillion dollar multi decade wars)

Oh man, this is a fantastic point. I'm stealing it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie's Pope interview - What is a woman, and how old is the Earth? at April 24, 2025 10:50 AM (6GvqP)

207 Truth the NY Times failed to tell you:

https://tinyurl.com/2rnmuzzf


Overall...why I am supposed to care that these people aren't happy being sent home? YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE HERE BY THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 10:50 AM (t0Rmr)

208 From what the Dems and NYT failed to tell us about Garcia,

PJ Media link
https://tinyurl.com/mtanp293

There is clear indications that Garcia was engaged in human trafficking in that link. A convicted human trafficker owned the van that Garcia was driving when caught in 2022 with his motley passengers.

"Jose Ramon Hernandez Reyes, who Abrego Garcia claimed he was working for, had been previously convicted of smuggling illegal aliens into the United States."
Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:46 AM (ctrM5)


The cartels pay their media/government cover well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2025 10:50 AM (ExV1e)

209 You're outta here Caterina.

Posted by: Dodge at April 24, 2025 10:51 AM (XeU6L)

210 Beignets, though famous here, are hard to find aside from Cafe du Monde and Morning Call. Both of those are a considerable drive from me.

I was amused when I first visited northern New Mexico in '92 and found that a sopaipilla is the same flaky, hollow pastry as a beignet, minus the thick white powdered sugar on the latter. I'd rather be in Albuquerque or Santa Fe right now anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
======
Not hard to make beignets at home with the Cafe Du Monde flour mix and confectioner's sugar.

But given you loathe New Orleans, learning to appreciate sopapillas gives you a much broader range of places to get them when you move. But, I prefer sopapillas with cinnamon sugar rather than confectioner's sugar.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:51 AM (ctrM5)

211 "No mercy" is my motto.
Posted by: muldoon

But that really doesn't rhyme with "Cypriot."

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:51 AM (77rzZ)

212 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm liking the hottie in green. She's got that "look."
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2025 10:52 AM (W/lyH)

213
[subtley suggests possible defenestration]

Posted by: Dodge at April 24, 2025 10:52 AM (XeU6L)

214 Dang. I'm liking the hottie in green. She's got that "look."
Posted by: Diogenes

*fist bump*

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

215 The cartels pay their media/government cover well.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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I think the cartels are a key provider of voter fraud services for the Dems as well as enforcers. Plus supplying corrupt POS Dem officeholders with sex trafficking victims and drugs.

Seth Rich was killed probably by MS 13 gangbangers for example.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:53 AM (ctrM5)

216 But given you loathe New Orleans, learning to appreciate sopapillas gives you a much broader range of places to get them when you move. But, I prefer sopapillas with cinnamon sugar rather than confectioner's sugar.
Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025


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You know you're in a true New Mexico restaurant when they plop a basket of sopaipillas in front of you, and there's already honey on the table. I ate once in a place in Denver that said it was authentic NM food -- and there was no honey to be had in the place. Pffft.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:53 AM (omVj0)

217 Dang. I'm liking the hottie in green. She's got that "look."
Posted by: Diogenes


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The shadow makes her nose look like a knife blade.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:54 AM (omVj0)

218 Dang. I'm liking the hottie in green. She's got that "look."
Posted by: Diogenes

*fist bump*
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:53 AM


*embiggens picture*

*agrees*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2025 10:54 AM (kgE5c)

219 I read all four gospel accounts of the Resurrection on Easter, so that verse was fresh in my mind.
Posted by: Bulg
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Nice! I generally stick to Luke or John for that particular issue.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:55 AM (ctrM5)

220 Dang. I'm liking the hottie in green. She's got that "look."
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That reminds me

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women choose the value of the vagina, then men choose the value of women at April 24, 2025 10:55 AM (6GvqP)

221 The cartels pay their media/government cover well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2025 10:50 AM (ExV1e)

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"You wouldn't believe the tens of millions they spent on my shitty art."

Hunter 2028!

Posted by: ShainS -- at April 24, 2025 10:55 AM (lZVZi)

222 Nice! I generally stick to Luke or John for that particular issue.
Posted by: whig

I'm really fascinated by the questions around the original ending of Mark.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

223 You know you're in a true New Mexico restaurant when they plop a basket of sopaipillas in front of you, and there's already honey on the table. I ate once in a place in Denver that said it was authentic NM food -- and there was no honey to be had in the place. Pffft.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Way back when, my father was at Kirtland AFB for some ordnance school (think it was about nukes perhaps), and we spent our time in Taos, Albuquerque (saw one of the last riots there that resulted in the UNM's library being burned), and other scenic spots like Sandia Peaks and even White Sands/Los Alamos.

70's New Mexico was interesting but I have no desire to return.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 10:58 AM (ctrM5)

224 Economic Genius! Let's Have a $50 Minimum Wage! [CBD]

If you take leftwing economic theory to its local conclusion you just set the minimum wage (and welfare) to some absurdly high number and then everyone is rich.

Of course every time they start down this road they spike inflation/costs so that people have more money but that money buys much less.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2025 10:58 AM (t0Rmr)

225 I really like the colors in this painting, just stunning.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2025 10:58 AM (TCLft)

226 70's New Mexico was interesting but I have no desire to return.
Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025


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It was still great in the '90s. Now, with the craziness that has infected the state and CO, I might like to visit but not to live there. (The hell of it is, I'd love a dry climate. But all the Western states, it seems, have been infected by Californians. House prices, and policies, are insane.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 11:00 AM (omVj0)

227 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 11:00 AM (omVj0)

228 I'm really fascinated by the questions around the original ending of Mark.
Posted by: Bulg
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That is why I generally avoid Mark on the Resurrection. Textual analysis of the sources used for the Gospels becomes a time sink if you get really interested in the subject. I've read enough to figure it is mainly a scholarly fight over orthodoxy that I have little interest in. Most scholarly work becomes supposition rather than provable without additional information.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2025 11:01 AM (ctrM5)

229 The shadow makes her nose look like a knife blade.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2025 10:54 AM (omVj0)

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There must be a good "Aquiline" nasal parody in there somewhere of Jethro Tull's "Aqualung."

Where is Muldoon when you need him? Off warring on pack rats ...

Posted by: ShainS -- at April 24, 2025 11:01 AM (lZVZi)

230 A beautiful painting. The Hayez romantic painting had Cornaro quite young and attractive.

He has a lovely body of work. I wouldn't hang the featured painting but I'd enjoy seeing more from the artist.

Francesco Hayez: Master of Emotion
YouTube · masterpieces | daniele arte · Feb 10, 2024

Catherine Cornaro, Wikipedia

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 24, 2025 11:03 AM (NFX2v)

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