New Mexico Judge Resigns After Feds Arrest "Man" In His Home

The Albuquerque Journal hides the actual news here: The feds didn't just arrest a "man" he was keeping in his home.

And not just an Immigrant Man, either.

ICE came to arrest a Tren de Aragua man this judge was keeping in his home.

Doña Ana County judge resigns after feds arrest man at home

LAS CRUCES -- Doña Ana County Magistrate Judge Joel Cano has resigned from the bench where he has sat since 2011.
Although his resignation letter, dated March 3, did not state his reason for stepping down, it followed shortly after a man awaiting deportation proceedings, accused by federal law enforcement of being affiliated with a Venezuelan gang, was arrested at Cano's home.
Cristhian Ortega-Lopez, 23, faces federal firearm charges after Homeland Security Investigations executed a search warrant on Feb. 28 at a Las Cruces residence owned by Cano and his wife, Nancy.
"Working with each of you has been a very rewarding experience for which I will remain eternally grateful," Cano wrote in a letter addressed to 3rd Judicial District Chief Judge Conrad Perea and court staff. The letter declared his last day as March 21, which dockets show was also the last day he had hearings scheduled in court.
was first elected as a magistrate judge in 2010 and ran unopposed in three subsequent elections, winning his fourth term in 2022.

I suppose that was pretty obvious.

The details of Ortega-Lopez's arrest and prior relationship with the Cano family are addressed in federal court motions seeking Ortega-Lopez's detention. In New Mexico federal district court, prosecutors argue that Ortega-Lopez is a flight risk and a danger to the community due to an alleged criminal history, including alleged ties to the Tren de Aragua gang in Venezuela.
Court filings state that agents recovered four firearms from a neighboring home owned by April Cano, who is identified in court filings as Nancy Cano's daughter. A criminal complaint alleges Ortega-Lopez admitted to possessing and firing them, as seen in photos and videos posted on Facebook last December.
Ortega-Lopez was taken into custody along with other individuals described as roommates in court filings.

For some reason the judge introduced this guy to his daughter.

I hope everyone enjoyed their Easter or Pesach.

President @realDonaldTrump coloring with the kids at the White House Easter Egg Roll!

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ABC’s Lara Spencer teams up with far-left Catholic priest James Martin to say Pope Francis “revolutionized” Catholicism with his comments about gays and assuring a boy about his atheist father being in heaven....

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1 corgis called

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 21, 2025 12:27 PM (nXhwP)

2 Happy Monday Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 21, 2025 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

3 Uno-st?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2025 12:27 PM (cqtx4)

4 oh wow, pulled a first too...

SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 21, 2025 12:27 PM (nXhwP)

5 Just missed.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 21, 2025 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

6 It's kinda nice to have a president who doesn't soil himself when someone in an Easter bunny costume shows up.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 12:28 PM (s8j++)

7 Drat!

*starts muttering like Ricky Ricardo in I Love Lucy*

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2025 12:28 PM (cqtx4)

8 Seize the home.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 12:29 PM (h9KKO)

9 Lots of pics out with the judge posing with the TdA guys and weapons. Calling Director Patel to the red courtesy phone.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 12:29 PM (FZn/N)

10 I lived in New Mexico for 30 years. Parts of it are okay, but not anywhere along the I25 corridor.

Posted by: huerfano at April 21, 2025 12:29 PM (n2swS)

11 Really not sure I want to know why he was keeping that man in his home. I shouldn't be questioning peoples' beautiful lifestyle choices.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2025 12:29 PM (jjoN6)

12 and yeah, i'm betting the tda guy knew both the daughter and the wife... as it were...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 21, 2025 12:29 PM (nXhwP)

13 8 Seize the home.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 12:29 PM (h9KKO)

I think they're giving him time to hide all evidence.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 12:29 PM (FZn/N)

14 TRUMP COLORED OUTSIDE THE LINES!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 21, 2025 12:30 PM (8YyKJ)

15 At least Cano did let one of the se thugs reside in his house. Unlike Pope Francis or far too many others.

But still harboring a fugitive, not a good look judge.

And the stupidity of posting online, yeah they deserve a house to fall on them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:30 PM (xD2dw)

16 "For some reason the judge introduced this guy to his daughter"

Ace, I suspect it was the other way around. Daughter is probably a layabout gang whore, as too many daughters of affluent parents seem to be.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

17 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
I like stories with happy endings

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (liVTa)

18 i bet every defense attorney in NM is salivating right now. there has got to be a way to spin this for a lot of cases this judge heard...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (nXhwP)

19 Lopez probably called him Judge Cuck

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (xD2dw)

20 Harboring a terrorist sounds like a prosecutable offense.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (jbnUc)

21 Yea, but what does Chief Justice Roberts have to say about all this?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

22 The TdA guy's friends were welcome too, because leftist democrat.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (FZn/N)

23 I'm no theologian, but Pope Francis liberalizing the teachings of a Church of timeless truths is not a good thing.

I hope the next one sticks to eternal truths where right and wrong don't change with the times, but consider the Cardinals in the conclave to be equivalent to our Senate and the church will get what it gets.

Posted by: Conclave at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (FCbAQ)

24 >>I lived in New Mexico for 30 years. Parts of it are okay, but not anywhere along the I25 corridor.

We stopped in Santa Fe when I was a kid. It was pretty exciting for a northeast kid to see such a different place.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 12:32 PM (viF8m)

25 Tren de Aragua is only in a handful of homes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 12:32 PM (63Dwl)

26 But he can still block Trumps executive orders, right?

Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at April 21, 2025 12:32 PM (cF1yG)

27 the fact that the Judge resigned says to me that there was something really off about this relationship. It isn't jsut ecause he was a gang banger but maybe becaue he was a young, virile gangbanger that played into this.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 21, 2025 12:32 PM (t/2Uw)

28 It's a tax!!!!!

Posted by: John Roberts at April 21, 2025 12:32 PM (h9KKO)

29 Yeah he fundamentally changed Catholicism to not Catholocism

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2025 12:32 PM (YwEeS)

30 "Fvcking each of you has been a very rewarding experience for which I will remain eternally grateful," Cano wrote in a letter addressed to 3rd Judicial District Chief Judge Conrad Perea and court staff...."
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Yes, he should definitely resign.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2025 12:32 PM (RIvkX)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2025 12:33 PM (RIvkX)

32 Dammit

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2025 12:33 PM (RIvkX)

33 Lying to children was the least of the Red Pope's sins.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2025 12:33 PM (aVIr4)

34 20 Harboring a terrorist sounds like a prosecutable offense.

A prosecutable offense...or a campaign slogan for 2026?

Posted by: The DNC at April 21, 2025 12:33 PM (s8j++)

35 "... and ran unopposed in three subsequent elections, winning his fourth term in 2022."

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This comment gives me pause. I've long suspected that certain judges in the border states are under the control of Cartels (Arizona and New Mexico specifically). Whenever I see multi-election periods with no challenger in that geographical area I get the distinct impression there is a lot of money being passed around and a lot of threats being delivered where they need to be delivered. That includes to potential challengers to Judges such as this one.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2025 12:33 PM (dIske)

36 >>I lived in New Mexico for 30 years. Parts of it are okay, but not anywhere along the I25 corridor.

It's like Utah. Amazing Topography / Geography.

But. Not much else going for it.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2025 12:34 PM (F30Ty)

37 That's Arizona Man, thank you very much

Posted by: CNN at April 21, 2025 12:34 PM (UJ+K5)

38

21 Yea, but what does Chief Justice Roberts have to say about all this?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

"where's my share of the drug money? The wife can only harass the law firms for so much, man!"

Posted by: Judge Boasberg-Roberts at April 21, 2025 12:34 PM (FZn/N)

39 Here is time to split the hairs.

Francis could run him mouth all he wants, that is on him. But that is different than official teachings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (xD2dw)

40 We finally found one lefty willing to keep an illegal alien gang members in his home, but he was arrested.

Does this prove the leftist principles are incompatible with America?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (EaLNz)

41 ...and if I never see another fucking Kokopelli or Kachina Doll, I will consider the 2nd half of my life well lived.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (F30Ty)

42 That Cano fella looks like a pederast and he was probably getting young latinas from the gangbangers so he could bust their cheeks.

He belongs on the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts, Kiddie Diddler at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (cnVbw)

43 We don't have a White Crayon... so just leave the whole thing white...

RAAAAACIST!!!!@!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (QAkQ3)

44 41 What ate those?

Posted by: John Roberts at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (h9KKO)

45 While Trump was coloring with kids on a live feed, Joe Biden was being photoshopped into his families Easter tweet pic.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 12:36 PM (UJ+K5)

46 I lived in New Mexico for 30 years. Parts of it are okay, but not anywhere along the I25 corridor.

Parts of the drive from West Texas to Ruidoso looked post apocalyptic when I drove it a few years back.

Posted by: brak at April 21, 2025 12:36 PM (jGJov)

47 Francis could run him mouth all he wants, that is on him. But that is different than official teachings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (xD2dw)

No as they are accepted as Infallible, particularly his leftist ravings.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 12:36 PM (FZn/N)

48 Going from memory, aren't Kachina dolls kinda horror story material?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:36 PM (xD2dw)

49 "Was there a hammer involved? Lie to us if you must ..."

-- Paul Pelosi and Kevin McCarthy-Luntz

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 12:36 PM (36rIt)

50 So this judge's wife wasn't in to him and due to inflation The Paolo's rates are too damn high. Clearly this was his solution.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

51 Vigano for Pope!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2025 12:37 PM (/Ghsb)

52 They turn left in Albuquerque.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 21, 2025 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

53 I can honestly say I never thought I'd see President Trump coloring with crayons. Very cute. Was Melania there, I wonder?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2025 12:38 PM (qBdHI)

54 40 We finally found one lefty willing to keep an illegal alien gang members in his home, but he was arrested.

Does this prove the leftist principles are incompatible with America?
Posted by: 40 Miles North at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (EaLNz)

So, Judge owned his home... and a home next door for his Daughter? and supported multiple adults, on a State Judge salary?

Uh... may want to take a goooooodddd look at money from 'other sources'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:38 PM (QAkQ3)

55 36
‘It's like Utah. Amazing Topography / Geography.

But. Not much else going for it.’

I hear you can get some pretty good crystal meth there.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 12:38 PM (jbnUc)

56 All I know about New Mexico I learned from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 12:38 PM (Dv3i1)

57 I'm going to assume until other evidence manifests that the judge is controlled by Cartel de los Soles.

Posted by: Bert G at April 21, 2025 12:38 PM (AXKnK)

58 Pope Francis was part of the radical Jesuit Wing. They shouldn’t be anywhere near the next papacy. They are a subversive rot in the Catholic Church and everything else they touch. They are determined to move the faith beyond the Gospels and teachings of Jesus Christ by corrupting them. It is why the liberals and Marxist subversives across the globe regaled Francis.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2025 12:38 PM (d9i2R)

59 Maybe this new Pope is the beginning of.....the end.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 12:39 PM (LHPAg)

60 I will not rest until I have had a margarita with this man!

Posted by: Senator Van Dum-Dum at April 21, 2025 12:39 PM (4Nep/)

61 The next Pope must excommunicate the vile parody of a priest known as James Martin.

With a panzerfaust. So there's no mistaking his status in the Church.

Posted by: The Gorn Pope at April 21, 2025 12:39 PM (7Q0e+)

62 All I know about New Mexico I learned from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 12:38 PM (Dv3i1)

All I know about the South I learned from Dukes of Hazzard and Hee Haw.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2025 12:39 PM (FCbAQ)

63 With a panzerfaust?

Trebuchet not good enough?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:39 PM (xD2dw)

64 Aiding, abetting, and harboring illegal aliens as well as domestic terrorists are federal offenses & felonies.

Arrest, prosecute, convict, and imprison The Judge!

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 12:39 PM (36rIt)

65 Pope Francis was part of the radical Jesuit Wing.

Yup. The Jesuits want to replace Jesus with a combination of Marxism and penis-sipping. No thanks.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 12:40 PM (2ocoG)

66 >>Was Melania there, I wonder?

Oh yea. Reading books to the kids and looking gorgeous.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 12:40 PM (viF8m)

67 Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 12:40 PM (h9KKO)

68 > No as they are accepted as Infallible, particularly his leftist ravings.

No. Catholics make a clear delineation between a Pope's comments vs official doctrinal treatises. Leftist Catholics may ignore the practice because they like what the Pope says, but there's longstanding precedent back to at least the Middle Ages that says otherwise.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2025 12:41 PM (lIio7)

69 Arrest, prosecute, convict, and imprison The Judge!
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 12:39 PM (36rIt

Does aiding and abetting include hiring and granting them full trials instead of immigration court's expedited proceedings?

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 12:41 PM (FZn/N)

70 23 I'm no theologian, but Pope Francis liberalizing the teachings of a Church of timeless truths is not a good thing.

I hope the next one sticks to eternal truths where right and wrong don't change with the times, but consider the Cardinals in the conclave to be equivalent to our Senate and the church will get what it gets.
Posted by: Conclave at April 21, 2025 12:31 PM (FCbAQ)
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I'm hoping the next Pope doesn't make getting a**-raped by a muslim into a sacrament. If so, I'm outta there.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 12:41 PM (Dv3i1)

71 57 I'm going to assume until other evidence manifests that the judge is controlled by Cartel de los Soles.
Posted by: Bert G at April 21, 2025 12:38 PM (AXKnK)
_________________________

Yup, that was my take as well in comment #35. You may have a single election cycle with no challengers, but not 3 in a row unless someone is passing money or threats around. There's always someone who thinks they can do it better.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2025 12:41 PM (dIske)

72 Everything I know about Mexico I learned from Looney Tunes.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (xcIvR)

73
Francis hated the US even though it's the US that holds up the Vatican financially.

Notice that when big-city mayors talk about climate change and DEI their cities are crime-ridden, the streets are potholed, rats are everywhere and the garbage doesn't get picked up? That's like Francis and the Church.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (QnmlO)

74 Re: far left Catholic priest James Martin:

Note that as Fauci became skilled in playing upon money for LGBTQai causes - especially those related to very expensive medicines and procedures - it keeps the backers/voters in place, funds coming in, and many are ready to rumble at a moments notice.

ABC News, Supreme Court hears challenge to Obamacare no-cost preventive health benefits
Justices to decide if a task force's recommendations are constitutional. April 21, 2025

In part, "Preventive care health benefits provided at no cost to tens of millions of Americans since 2010 under a popular provision of the Affordable Care Act are in the balance Monday at the U.S. Supreme Court as the justices consider whether the government task force behind the mandate to insurers is unconstitutional."

Posted by: L - Old person logic at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (NFX2v)

75 59 Maybe this new Pope is the beginning of.....the end.
Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 12:39 PM (LHPAg)

New Pope? Holy Land in Jeopardy of being taken by Saracens? Christians being martyred all over the Mid East and part of Africa?

Maybe a Crusade is in order?

/sings: Give me that Ole time Religion... gimme that...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (QAkQ3)

76 It took a long time for Satan to prepare suitably luxurious digs for Pope Francis. A fireplace in every room, and a barbed cock every hour on the hour.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (w6EFb)

77 That Easter pic of Biden with his family is so badly photoshopped it looks like something from 1950s commie China. I'm not convinced it's even a photoshop. Looks more like they had a carboard poster of Biden they put up behind them. Who is this supposed to fool?

https://tinyurl.com/mv9mv6y6

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

78 Plata o plomo, Judge.

I think we are going to find a lot of Americans who are in on the grift. The cartels have lots of money and other persuasive means. We are on our way to becoming a Latin American narco state.

Posted by: PJ at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (RRCAT)

79 No. Catholics make a clear delineation between a Pope's comments vs official doctrinal treatises. Leftist Catholics may ignore the practice because they like what the Pope says, but there's longstanding precedent back to at least the Middle Ages that says otherwise.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2025 12:41 PM (lIio7)

Except they blurred the lined for this guy and for Sarah's pro-migration views.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 12:43 PM (FZn/N)

80 It's past time for a female pope.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 12:43 PM (Dv9LQ)

81
I think we are going to find a lot of Americans who are in on the grift. The cartels have lots of money and other persuasive means. We are on our way to becoming a Latin American narco state.
Posted by: PJ at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (RRCAT)

And a lot of them will be newly wealthy pols.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 12:43 PM (FZn/N)

82 In part, "Preventive care health benefits provided at no cost to tens of millions of Americans since 2010 under a popular provision of the Affordable Care Act are in the balance Monday at the U.S. Supreme Court as the justices consider whether the government task force behind the mandate to insurers is unconstitutional."
Posted by: L - Old person logic at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (NFX2v)

wow, NOT HEARING the Emergency order they put on the President? About the ORDER they gave him not to do anything about certain illegals until he heard from them again?

Hubris...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (QAkQ3)

83 Rosie O'Donnel for Pope?

Eeww

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (xD2dw)

84 My choices for the next Pope are people like Archbishop Besengu, Cardinal Eijk or Cardinal Erdo.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (d9i2R)

85 They turn left in Albuquerque.

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Point me in the direction of Albuquerque
I wanna go home
Help me go hoo-oo-ome....

Posted by: The Partridge Family at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (qBdHI)

86 80 It's past time for a female pope.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 12:43 PM (Dv9LQ)

Hilarious. We have enough problems with ACB and girly rulings.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (FZn/N)

87 The story of the murder of Mogami Ai by Ken gets even more twisted and dark.

Ai's mother is an alcoholic. Ai fled to become a hostess at a cabaret club where she started to follow in her mother's drunken footsteps. She had a baby and would leave him at childcare until late in the evening. Finally, the child was taken away from her by child welfare. Then she started to stream and this is where Ken enters the picture. It has been well covered how she manipulated him with sob stories until he was millions of Yen in debt and had to seek justice through the courts. He won the case but still she refused to pay the debt back and even made mocking allusions about Ken. Then March 11th and Ken stabbed Ai to death while she was streaming.

Now it seems Ai had a 'fiance' who had also been giving her money but had never known Ai had a baby. Yeah Ai, great way to build trust. And it seems Ai at her death only had 800Yen in the bank. It seems Ai only thought of herself and never of consequences.

The whole case is a mess in which both parties it is hard find a shred of sympathy for.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (xD2dw)

88 >>I think we are going to find a lot of Americans who are in on the grift. The cartels have lots of money and other persuasive means. We are on our way to becoming a Latin American narco state.

Think there is any chance where we are today with the cartels, open borders, drug and human trafficking could have happened without the knowledge and cooperation of our corrupt intel community?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (viF8m)

89 Madonna.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (h9KKO)

90 A judge is housing a criminal terrorist and in other news the pope isn’t Catholic… wait….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2025 12:45 PM (ANuwa)

91 I think we are going to find a lot of Americans who are in on the grift.
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NO! We must keep this a SECRET! Hands Off Our Grift!
- Hands Off Protestors

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 12:45 PM (Dv3i1)

92 In part, "Preventive care health benefits provided at no cost to tens of millions of Americans since 2010

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It really is fascinating considering we've known without a doubt hot to not catch or spread AIDS since the 90s.

They want young men to be filthy and sick.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 12:45 PM (Dv9LQ)

93 I think we are going to find a lot of Americans who are in on the grift. The cartels have lots of money and other persuasive means. We are on our way to becoming a Latin American narco state.
Posted by: PJ at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (RRCAT)

I'd bet a LOT of cartel money was laundered into the Anti Kari Lake groups in Arizona...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:45 PM (QAkQ3)

94 80 It will need to be someone who identifies as male. A fusion of tradition and modernity.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 21, 2025 12:45 PM (w6EFb)

95 I see Lara Spencer is holding to the usual journalistic standard of knowing nothing about that which she's reporting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 21, 2025 12:45 PM (tT6L1)

96 84 My choices for the next Pope are people like Archbishop Besengu, Cardinal Eijk or Cardinal Erdo.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (d9i2R)

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I'm hoping for some guy with a huge puffy afro. The pope hat will look like one of those old Russian rockets taking off.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2025 12:45 PM (dIske)

97 I'm hoping the Catholic Church takes a hard right turn with the next Pope.

Having a Woke Pope was not that great.

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 21, 2025 12:46 PM (i7Q7S)

98 Preventive care health benefits provided at no cost...
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There is always a cost.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 12:46 PM (Dv3i1)

99
Rosie O'Donnel for Pope?

Eeww
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:44 PM (xD2dw)

__________

Ann Barnhardt. Go long on stakes and combustibles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2025 12:46 PM (QnmlO)

100 #47 - only if he was speaking ex cathedra - officially from the Chair of Peter - in matters of faith and morals.

Otherwise, he was just as full of shit as the next commie.

Posted by: CrankyJAnne at April 21, 2025 12:47 PM (D9jZp)

101
Is the Jesuit / Dominican war still going on? Is that still a thing?

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 12:47 PM (j4U/Z)

102

Why would a judge have a gangboy in his house with machine guns all over?

Did he share the gangboi with Pelosis husband?

Posted by: E Buzz at April 21, 2025 12:47 PM (SKWe0)

103 I'm hoping for some guy with a huge puffy afro. The pope hat will look like one of those old Russian rockets taking off.

Do Africans even wear "afros" or are they purely an American affectation?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 12:47 PM (s8j++)

104 That Easter pic of Biden with his family is so badly photoshopped it looks like something from 1950s commie China. I'm not convinced it's even a photoshop. Looks more like they had a carboard poster of Biden they put up behind them. Who is this supposed to fool?

https://tinyurl.com/mv9mv6y6

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That is really bad. Unless that guy has fingers growing out of his neck, it's obviously fake.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (qBdHI)

105 Huh. That's interesting. Catholic.com:

Question:
How old is the Earth?
Answer:
As Karlo Broussard has noted before, the Church has no official teaching on this matter, given that it’s not a matter of faith and morals.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (Dv9LQ)

106 Ace mentioned Fr. james Martin, the Jesuit priest featured ad talking head in the NBC propaganda.

Being curious I looked him up and then found a dispute with another priest (a married man yet!) named Fr. Dwlght Longenecker who engaged Martin in a series of short but very informative debates.

If you are interested....

https://tinyurl.com/yzh8re5b

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (Xi8/k)

107 Get him to the Salvadoran prison and send a planeload of congressional dems to meet with him there in the visitors bay, with nearby weeping moms with their gangbanger neen-yo playing on the floor.

It's their latest thing. Visit the gangbangers in prison.

Let's see how many swing district ones go.

Imagine how much comedy gold SNL could mine over this shit. But they won't touch it.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (KiBMU)

108 That Easter pic of Biden with his family is so badly photoshopped it looks like something from 1950s commie China. I'm not convinced it's even a photoshop. Looks more like they had a carboard poster of Biden they put up behind them. Who is this supposed to fool?

https://tinyurl.com/mv9mv6y6

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That is really bad. Unless that guy has fingers growing out of his neck, it's obviously fake.

The real question is why are they bothering? The cat's out of the bag. Nobody, but NOBODY, still thinks Biden was running the country for the last four years.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 12:49 PM (s8j++)

109 77 That Easter pic of Biden with his family is so badly photoshopped it looks like something from 1950s commie China. I'm not convinced it's even a photoshop. Looks more like they had a carboard poster of Biden they put up behind them. Who is this supposed to fool?

https://tinyurl.com/mv9mv6y6
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

Everyone is dressed casual... even wearing sandals... except Joe who is in a coat and tie?

Yeah... uh... no....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:49 PM (QAkQ3)

110 I saw one story today about two illegal aliens in Maryland! arrested for killing a 23 year oldwoman and burying her body. One story. Then immediately back to congresspeople running t El Salvador over a single illegal criminal.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 21, 2025 12:49 PM (t/2Uw)

111 I could be happy with Burke or Erdo.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 12:49 PM (FZn/N)

112
I hope to end up in heaven, and expect that none of my Catholic friends and family will be there to drink beer with me.

On the bright side, none of my Baptist or Calvinist friends will acknowledge my presence.

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 12:50 PM (j4U/Z)

113 The real question is why are they bothering? The cat's out of the bag. Nobody, but NOBODY, still thinks Biden was running the country for the last four years.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 12:49 PM (s8j++)

He charges $300 K for giving a speech... don't seem to be any takers...

With US Aid shut down, and him out of office... suddenly the Biden Crime Cartel has no revenue stream.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:50 PM (QAkQ3)

114 But the rest of the New Mexico Democrat party is clean and pure from any cartel or gang influence.

Just this one, isolated judge, he's the only one.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2025 12:50 PM (5Hv8M)

115 I took all the blankets, shovels, and other winter stuff out of the car yesterday. So if it snows now, blame me.

Posted by: Don't Make gp Stop This Car at April 21, 2025 12:51 PM (UGlbV)

116 The Jesuits have corrupted everything they touch. That’s demonstrable. They are on board with just about every effort to corrupt the Gospels and the teachings of Jesus Christ. Francis was a product of their small minds.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2025 12:51 PM (d9i2R)

117 I saw one story today about two illegal aliens in Maryland! arrested for killing a 23 year oldwoman and burying her body. One story. Then immediately back to congresspeople running t El Salvador over a single illegal criminal.

I was under the impression they were backing off of that in the wake of Van Hollen going on CNN and spending like 15 minutes blabbering incoherently about magaritas. And then he refused to assure the anchorette that the guy wasn't TdA.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

118 On the bright side, none of my Baptist or Calvinist friends will acknowledge my presence.

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Don't be silly. It's not like it's a liquor store.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 12:51 PM (Dv9LQ)

119 Once you go Tren, it always goes in.

Posted by: Judge Joel Cano at April 21, 2025 12:51 PM (paSBy)

120 >>With US Aid shut down, and him out of office... suddenly the Biden Crime Cartel has no revenue stream.

That's gonna be a problem for Biden's handlers. The last thing they need is a Biden family desperate for cash.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 12:52 PM (viF8m)

121 That is really bad. Unless that guy has fingers growing out of his neck, it's obviously fake.

So AI generated image of Joey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:52 PM (xD2dw)

122 6 It's kinda nice to have a president who doesn't soil himself when someone in an Easter bunny costume shows up.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 12:28 PM (s8j++)

Amen to that!

Posted by: E. Bunny at April 21, 2025 12:52 PM (53oGX)

123
The Jesuits have corrupted everything they touch. That’s demonstrable. They are on board with just about every effort to corrupt the Gospels and the teachings of Jesus Christ. Francis was a product of their small minds.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2025 12:51 PM (d9i2R)

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Mister, we could use a guy like Clement XIV again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2025 12:52 PM (QnmlO)

124 I hope to end up in heaven, and expect that none of my Catholic friends and family will be there to drink beer with me.

On the bright side, none of my Baptist or Calvinist friends will acknowledge my presence.
Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 12:50 PM (j4U/Z)
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Wait until you see the entire Heaven's Gate contingency there. They'll be the one's wearing Nikes and looking embarrassed.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2025 12:53 PM (dIske)

125
"In Heaven there is no Beer"

Posted by: St. Stanislaus Polka of Pulaski Day at April 21, 2025 12:53 PM (j4U/Z)

126 Wait until you see the entire Heaven's Gate contingency there. They'll be the one's wearing Nikes and looking embarrassed.

And speaking in falsetto.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (s8j++)

127 Afternoon ace. Pope Frankie was more ill for longer then when they staged a coupe against Benedict.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (6TePA)

128 I guess we no longer have to worry about the "is the Pope Catholic" rhetorical question.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (G0vdT)

129 122 6 It's kinda nice to have a president who doesn't soil himself when someone in an Easter bunny costume shows up.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 12:28 PM (s8j++)

Amen to that!
Posted by: E. Bunny at April 21, 2025 12:52 PM (53oGX)

Kids needed to be careful picking up chocolate easter eggs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (7v6oI)

130
It's past time for a female pope.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

Black, female and gay.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (63Dwl)

131 104 That Easter pic of Biden with his family is so badly photoshopped it looks like something from 1950s commie China. I'm not convinced it's even a photoshop. Looks more like they had a carboard poster of Biden they put up behind them. Who is this supposed to fool?

https://tinyurl.com/mv9mv6y6
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That is really bad. Unless that guy has fingers growing out of his neck, it's obviously fake.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (qBdHI)

I am a piece of cardboard.

Posted by: Joe Biden, I think I am at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (aBgBM)

132 >> Mister, we could use a guy like Clement XIV again.

Yup a no BS Franciscan who put the Jesuits in their place.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (d9i2R)

133 128 I guess we no longer have to worry about the "is the Pope Catholic" rhetorical question.

Great. Just great.

Posted by: A bear in the woods at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (s8j++)

134 I guess we no longer have to worry about the "is the Pope Catholic" rhetorical question.

Netflix bought the Vatican. The new Pope will be a strong black lesbian in a wheelchair who don't need no man.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

135 We should be looking into Van Hollen. Is he being paid by MS-13?

Posted by: MikeN at April 21, 2025 12:55 PM (HVZOH)

136 Maybe Ortega is just a perspiring rapper.

Posted by: Desert Beats at April 21, 2025 12:55 PM (G5+As)

137 I took all the blankets, shovels, and other winter stuff out of the car yesterday. So when it snows now, blame me.
Posted by: Don't Make gp Stop This Car at April 21, 2025 12:51 PM (UGlbV)

fify

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2025 12:55 PM (FCbAQ)

138 104- That is really bad. Unless that guy has fingers growing out of his neck, it's obviously fake.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM

Even weirder, the fingers look non-caucasian to me.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 21, 2025 12:55 PM (rbKZ6)

139 It's past time for a female pope.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

Black, female and gay.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

It will be lame. So, the Disney Pope?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 12:55 PM (Dv3i1)

140 110
‘One story. Then immediately back to congresspeople running t El Salvador over a single illegal criminal.’

Infuriating, isn’t it?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 12:55 PM (jbnUc)

141 Jesuits and other supporters of Francis have been trying to hide his condition in order to keep the opposition off balance and tilt the cardinals in their favor.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2025 12:56 PM (d9i2R)

142 i bet every defense attorney in NM is salivating right now. there has got to be a way to spin this for a lot of cases this judge heard...
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Municipal court judge, I think, is just traffic court there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2025 12:56 PM (5Hv8M)

143 Beer has carbs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 12:57 PM (h9KKO)

144 Mister, we could use a guy like Clement XIV again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2025 12:52 PM (QnmlO)

Urban II....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:57 PM (QAkQ3)

145
For some reason the judge introduced this guy to his daughter.

Even the ilegal asshoes understand how to subvert the judiciary. Sure would be nice if the GOPe could figure out this one simple trick.

Wait. I think i see the problem. GOPe

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 21, 2025 12:57 PM (MsrgL)

146 That is really bad. Unless that guy has fingers growing out of his neck, it's obviously fake.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (qBdHI)

If true, it would mean that there is a cardboard cutout photo of Biden hanging around in the house.
That makes me chuckle. More likely a bad photoshop.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2025 12:57 PM (FCbAQ)

147 Apparently the Dems are abandoning El Salvador for some new accusation against Hegseth. The AWFLs who actually run the Dem base will never forgive him for not fucking them.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

148 139 It's past time for a female pope.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
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Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2025 12:57 PM (G0vdT)

149 Disney is going to release Pope Rapunzel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:58 PM (xD2dw)

150 I was listening to some commentary about Coachella and the importance of the attendees clothing. From a quick, general search of Coachella one would believe this is not a music festival but a giant fashion show with live music.

Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2025 12:58 PM (GUOwU)

151 That's a terrible photo of Joe. But, I guess it's the only one they could find with the proper "sun in the face" squint.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 21, 2025 12:59 PM (tT6L1)

152
Well, we're always telling them that if they love illegal aliens so much, they can house them themselves. And we're always saying "It'll all change when one of them gets near your daughter."

But once again, you can't be cynical enough about them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2025 12:59 PM (1LbhO)

153
And good morning!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2025 12:59 PM (1LbhO)

154 Rachel Zeigler for Pope She's Polish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 12:59 PM (h9KKO)

155 150 The EDM festivals get the hottest chicks with the hottest outfits.

Posted by: Don't Make gp Stop This Car at April 21, 2025 12:59 PM (UGlbV)

156 Black smoke !

https://tinyurl.com/u8wdmus8

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:00 PM (UJ+K5)

157 Disney is going to release Pope Rapunzel?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:58 PM (xD2dw)

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Pope Zegler.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 21, 2025 01:00 PM (tT6L1)

158 Poor Pope Frankie, didn't get a chance to legalize marriage within the priesthood. I guess he realized there just aren't enough altar boys to go around.

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at April 21, 2025 01:00 PM (jC0je)

159 Amazon actually bought the rights to name the next pope. It'll be a woman, and they'll be announcing it from space.

Posted by: brak at April 21, 2025 01:00 PM (jGJov)

160
Pope Frankie goes to ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2025 01:00 PM (xG4kz)

161 Just did a search on duck duck go for Pope Francis. Very disappointing, do they not know that there are other sites besides cnn, nbc, ap, msnbc, ny times, etc that may have news on the Pope's passing? You know, Catholic sites.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2025 01:00 PM (2NHgQ)

162 Hawaiian Judge the papal clause of the Constitution requires that when a Pope dies the sitting president must be impeached. It's there amongst the penumbras and emanations

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2025 01:00 PM (6TePA)

163 Thank God that's over! No not Pope Frank.
Hubbymayhem had his colonoscopy this morning. Between the idiot with the cottage cheese thighs wearing shorts and sniffling constantly and the idiot watching loud videos on her phone, I was ready to get stabby.

This group always uses serious sedation. Hubbymayhem first woke up, saw me and said " where is the cat?"
I told him she was at home. He said he thought we brought her with us.

He doesn't remember saying any of that. He's funny when he's stoned.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 01:01 PM (2J/Lj)

164 Seems odd that this judge had a TdA dude in residence, or perhaps the MX drug cartels are using TdA as muscle now? Not something I have attempted to follow at all. I would have guessed TdA is a rival to the MX drug cartels, which might mean Joel was trying to buck directives from the MX cartels by turning to TdA.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2025 01:01 PM (CKOCg)

165 Europe needs more Inquisitors.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:01 PM (h9KKO)

166 Hawaiian Judge the papal clause of the Constitution requires that when a Pope dies the sitting president must be impeached. It's there amongst the penumbras and emanations

It was hiding under a pseudopod.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 01:02 PM (s8j++)

167 135 We should be looking into Van Hollen. Is he being paid by MS-13?

Posted by: MikeN at April 21, 2025 12:55 PM (HVZOH)

I swear to God, every time this guy gets mentioned, I think of this:

https://dexterslab.fandom.com/wiki/Valhallen

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 21, 2025 01:02 PM (wtvvX)

168 >> Mister, we could use a guy like Clement XIV again.

Yup a no BS Franciscan who put the Jesuits in their place.
Posted by: Marcus T

Educated by Jesuits and he saw through their bull.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2025 01:02 PM (XXELI)

169 "This group always uses serious sedation."

I always tell em if there're any leftovers, gimme a doggy bag.

Posted by: Don't Make gp Stop This Car at April 21, 2025 01:03 PM (UGlbV)

170 Interesting that Van Hollen was born and raised abroad. Born in Karachi, and didn't live in the US until he was a junior in HS. Dad was State Dept, so nominally American. Wife is very political too.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 01:03 PM (FZn/N)

171 Wait until you see the entire Heaven's Gate contingency there. They'll be the one's wearing Nikes and looking embarrassed.

And speaking in falsetto.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 12:54 PM (s8j++)
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The odd thing about HG is that the leader actually believed the bullshit himself. He committed suicide along with all the rest. Usually these cults are led by a scammer who uses the cult for his own ends, but doesn't believe it himself. Jim Jones, for example.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2025 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

172
Amazon actually bought the rights to name the next pope. It'll be a woman, and they'll be announcing it from space.
Posted by: brak

Rainbow smoke

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 01:03 PM (63Dwl)

173
A: The cardboard cutout does not smell like shit.

Q: How does the Biden family know whether they are standing with J'Blowme or his cardboard cutout?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2025 01:04 PM (xG4kz)

174 93 I think we are going to find a lot of Americans who are in on the grift. The cartels have lots of money and other persuasive means. We are on our way to becoming a Latin American narco state.
Posted by: PJ at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (RRCAT)

I'd bet a LOT of cartel money was laundered into the Anti Kari Lake groups in Arizona...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 12:45 PM (QAkQ3)

Wait, wait, wait... I was assured by Blago that it was because Kari Lake was a terrible candidate... he never mentioned the cartels... must be fake news

Posted by: Inogame at April 21, 2025 01:04 PM (53oGX)

175 154 Rachel Zeigler for Pope She's Polish.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Too white.

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 01:04 PM (j4U/Z)

176 He's funny when he's stoned.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

It doesn't sound like you are complaining!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2025 01:04 PM (XXELI)

177 Posted a cute kitteh image up on Tensor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 01:04 PM (xD2dw)

178 Netflix bought the Vatican. The new Pope will be a strong black lesbian in a wheelchair who don't need no man.

I finished Suits. It could have lost a couple of seasons and finished stronger, but overall it is still a very well done series.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 01:05 PM (s8j++)

179 I hope everyone enjoyed their Easter or Pesach.

I did, Ace. How about you?

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:05 PM (77rzZ)

180 That Easter pic of Biden with his family is so badly photoshopped it looks like something from 1950s commie China. I'm not convinced it's even a photoshop. Looks more like they had a carboard poster of Biden they put up behind them. Who is this supposed to fool?

https://tinyurl.com/mv9mv6y6

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2025 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

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They could have at least photoshopped in his illegitimate granddaughter Navy Joan.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 01:06 PM (YcwPG)

181 The next pope will be AI.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2025 01:06 PM (WPL6O)

182 Francis was a heretic and betrayer of the Catholic faith. If their rules apply he's in hell.

Posted by: Who's next? Pope Mulvaney? at April 21, 2025 01:06 PM (TbWk/)

183 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga
Trump clowns Biden at the Easter Egg Roll:

“Remember when the bunny took Joe Biden out? He’s not taking Trump out.”

https://tinyurl.com/3sfzj7ev

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2025 01:07 PM (NpAcC)

184 181 The next pope will be AI.

Sooo...lots of underage nuns in skimpy clothing?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 01:07 PM (s8j++)

185 I was listening to some commentary about Coachella and the importance of the attendees clothing. From a quick, general search of Coachella one would believe this is not a music festival but a giant fashion show with live music.
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2025 12:58 PM (GUOwU)
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I know a few girls who went to Coachella this year. It's an odd thing with several different demographics in attendance. There's the EDM club kids, the burner types, some stoners, some normal music fans, and an upscale vanity-obsessed elite.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2025 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

186 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:08 PM (paSBy)

187 Mister, we could use a guy like Clement XIV again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2025 12:52 PM (QnmlO)

You've already picked out your regnal name and number. I think you should go for it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:08 PM (77rzZ)

188 Wait, wait, wait... I was assured by Blago that it was because Kari Lake was a terrible candidate... he never mentioned the cartels... must be fake news
Posted by: Inogame at April 21, 2025 01:04 PM (53oGX)

Yeah, she was just too unlikeable and crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2025 01:08 PM (bss/y)

189 New Mexico Judge Resigns After Feds Arrest "Man" In His Home

this is about gleen grennwald and his "cabin boy", isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2025 01:09 PM (v3pYe)

190 It's like peeling an onion. We've known for ages that there was corruption in the judiciary and government. Everyday another layer get's peeled and we see more and more corruption. Robert's and his cronies at SCOTUS have dropped their masks for the last time. He certainly isn't going to backtrack on anything and has demonstrated that he's willing to go to the proverbial mat to keep his perversions and corruption out of public view.

This thing in New Mexico is but another validation how deep and widespread the rot is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2025 01:09 PM (Q4IgG)

191 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.

Cricket's revenge!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 01:09 PM (s8j++)

192 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Hey, Kristi, Honey, maybe you shouldn't be carrying that much cash around in DC. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

193 It doesn't sound like you are complaining!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2025 01:04 PM (XXELI)

Of course not. For better or worse means keeping a sense of humor and just rolling with whatever comes our way. And he had to do this for me last fall.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 01:10 PM (2J/Lj)

194 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Hey, Kristi, Honey, maybe you shouldn't be carrying that much cash around in DC. Jus' sayin'.

Doesn't she have a SS detail? Where were they?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 01:10 PM (s8j++)

195 So this New Mexico judge will probably be replaced by a radical Democrat. He ran unopposed in a blue district.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2025 01:10 PM (NpAcC)

196 182: he's in hell

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 01:11 PM (FZn/N)

197 Wait, wait, wait... I was assured by Blago that it was because Kari Lake was a terrible candidate... he never mentioned the cartels... must be fake news
Posted by: Inogame at April 21, 2025 01:04 PM (53oGX)
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Even the AZ Republic was forced to report Hobbs is under investigation for racketeering and money laundering. If the Republic is reporting, it's bad enough it can't be ignored.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 21, 2025 01:11 PM (tT6L1)

198 Francis was a heretic and betrayer of the Catholic faith. If their rules apply he's in hell.
Posted by: Who's next? Pope Mulvaney? at April 21, 2025 01:06 PM (TbWk/)
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"We don't want that asshole either"

-- Satan

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2025 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

199 Conclave

Posted by: WisRich

I know all there is to know about the conclave game.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 21, 2025 01:13 PM (4DY5T)

200 Doesn't she have a SS detail? Where were they?
Posted by: Archimedes

Breastfeeding, duh.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

201 Chief Justice John Roberts has just ruled that resignation unconstitutional, reinstated the judge, and demanded that the Tren de Aragua member and his extended family be allowed to live indefinitely in the judges' home.

Roberts also loudly and repeatedly called, "no backsies," rendering any countermanding judicial order null and void, and decried President Trump as "a doody-head."

All hail John Roberts, defender of terrorists, rapists and murderers residing illegally in our country. I'm just so glad the American People elected him.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 21, 2025 01:13 PM (X+xvk)

202 Even the AZ Republic was forced to report Hobbs is under investigation for racketeering and money laundering. If the Republic is reporting, it's bad enough it can't be ignored.
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What was her nickname? The abortion mouse? Anyway, whatever the election shenanigans that helped get her into office, there still were a considerable number of Arizonans that bothered to get off there couch and stand in line to mark their ballot for this idiot.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 01:13 PM (Dv3i1)

203 Court filings state that agents recovered four firearms from a neighboring home owned by April Cano, who is identified in court filings as Nancy Cano's daughter.

April and Nancy probably both fucking the gangbanger. Hell, maybe the judge was too.

Posted by: They do love bad boys at April 21, 2025 01:13 PM (TbWk/)

204 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:08 PM (paSBy)

Ironically, that's enough cash that if you were stopped while road-tripping with your family with that much, the state troopers would confiscate it as being suspicious, likely drug related. You'd never see it again.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2025 01:14 PM (FCbAQ)

205 @192

>>Hey, Kristi, Honey, maybe you shouldn't be carrying that much cash around in DC. Jus' sayin'.

It could very well be she's picking up the tab at some trendy DC hot spot for her and some VIP's.

It's a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a good reason to have 3k cash in you pocketbook.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2025 01:14 PM (XV/Pl)

206
first elected as a magistrate judge in 2010 and ran unopposed in three subsequent elections, winning his fourth term in 2022.

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Looks like the guy was making someone happy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2025 01:14 PM (1LbhO)

207 James Martin, the British TV chef?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 21, 2025 01:15 PM (bIzDl)

208 Do search warrants cover neighboring homes?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:15 PM (h9KKO)

209 All I ever wanted was to be the most famous jackass named Francis.

*sobs*

Posted by: Francis the Talking Mule at April 21, 2025 01:15 PM (UJ+K5)

210 For better or worse means keeping a sense of humor and just rolling with whatever comes our way.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

Yeah, i know and agree. The better half has been a saint helping me for the las 90 days post stroke.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2025 01:15 PM (XXELI)

211 192 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Hey, Kristi, Honey, maybe you shouldn't be carrying that much cash around in DC. Jus' sayin'.

sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

Posted by: fani willis at April 21, 2025 01:15 PM (v3pYe)

212 Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:16 PM (h9KKO)

213 Looks like the guy was making someone happy.
____

Someone was pounding the gavel.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 01:16 PM (Dv3i1)

214 It could very well be she's picking up the tab at some trendy DC hot spot for her and some VIP's.

It's a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a good reason to have 3k cash in you pocketbook.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2025 01:14 PM (XV/Pl)
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Elon cancelled her Gov't Credit Card. Got a bit overzealous.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2025 01:17 PM (G0vdT)

215 Who is gonna be the next Pope? Anyone know who the stand outs are?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 01:17 PM (2J/Lj)

216 208 Do search warrants cover neighboring homes?
____

Always. Why do you ask?
- FBI

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

217 Pope a Dope.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2025 01:18 PM (4p0Xq)

218 Tesla has a Dog Mode ?

https://tinyurl.com/yhx7dcjb

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:18 PM (UJ+K5)

219 Bolivian Marching Powder subsidies.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:18 PM (h9KKO)

220 Who is gonna be the next Pope? Anyone know who the stand outs are?

I know I'd make a better Pope than any of them.

Posted by: Barry O. at April 21, 2025 01:18 PM (s8j++)

221 considerable number of Arizonans that bothered to get off there couch and stand in line to mark their ballot for this idiot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

There you got asserting facts without evidence.
If the cheat works you don't need voters.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2025 01:18 PM (XXELI)

222 Is there a bracket for Pope?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 01:18 PM (63Dwl)

223 184 181 The next pope will be AI.

Sooo...lots of underage nuns in skimpy clothing?

hmmm.... *scribbles note* catgirl nuns

naw. prolly already been done.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2025 01:19 PM (v3pYe)

224 Passengers evacuate Delta plane on Orlando tarmac after engine fire

https://tinyurl.com/38en6wd

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2025 01:19 PM (NpAcC)

225 The question "Is the Pope Catholic?" wasn't a rhetorical one with this pope.

Posted by: ajanale at April 21, 2025 01:19 PM (mxEar)

226 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:08 PM

Doesn't she have SecServ protection? WTF?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2025 01:19 PM (4p0Xq)

227 205 @192
It's a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a good reason to have 3k cash in you pocketbook.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Yeah, In the old days I'd be guilty of that.

But she needs quick cash for informants 'n shit.

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 01:19 PM (j4U/Z)

228 That is really bad. Unless that guy has fingers growing out of his neck, it's obviously fake.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (qBdHI)

If true, it would mean that there is a cardboard cutout photo of Biden hanging around in the house.
That makes me chuckle. More likely a bad photoshop.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2025 12:57 PM (FCbAQ)

how far back is joe "standing" in that pic? if you look, everyone is sitting on the steps and yet, there's joe, standing behind them but looking like he's 10 feet behind to make the perspective work....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 21, 2025 01:19 PM (nXhwP)

229 I know I'd make a better Pope than any of them.
Posted by: Barry O.

Shut the fuck up you mewling faggot. Don't ever talk to me again.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (2J/Lj)

230 I think Trump is the most genuine man that we have had serve as President in a very long time.

Posted by: Archer at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (IDphi)

231 The next pope will be AI.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2025 01:06 PM (WPL6O)

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Pope Bias CCLXVII

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (YcwPG)

232 Audit all these judges. I suspect many of them are on the take with cartel money.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (WbaIk)

233 Hey, Kristi, Honey, maybe you shouldn't be carrying that much cash around in DC. Jus' sayin'.

It could very well be she's picking up the tab at some trendy DC hot spot for her and some VIP's.

It's a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a good reason to have 3k cash in you pocketbook
---------

The lady who cuts my hair lives a upper-middle class existence with her husband, and comes from a middle-class home. Nevertheless she admits that there were times growing up she couldn't have what she wanted. She's confided in me that she never leaves the house with less than a thousand in cash these days--it just makes her feel better, even though she doesn't waste money as a general rule.

Posted by: Crusader at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (TN0g+)

234 There you got asserting facts without evidence.
If the cheat works you don't need voters.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2025 01:18 PM (XXELI)
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Yeah. As we've mentioned in the past, the people counting the votes routinely ignore signature verification, which, by statute, supposed to happen with mail in ballots.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (tT6L1)

235 We need to know why John Roberts was meeting secretly with Norm Eisen in the Czech Republic in 2015, and exactly what they discussed.

This man just told the nation two weeks ago that there wasn't much the courts could do to stop President Trump from deporting illegal alien terrorists and gangbangers. What changed in that two weeks? Who holds this puppet's strings?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (X+xvk)

236 Looks like most of the new candidates for Pope are Francis clones or worse...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (VE6XX)

237 There you got asserting facts without evidence.
If the cheat works you don't need voters.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2025 01:18 PM (XXELI)
____

There had to have been some trannies and cat ladies, among others, that enthusiastically voted for her.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

238 "It's past time for a female pope. --
Black, female and gay."

To the leftists "Historical"

to everyone else "Hysterical"

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2025 01:21 PM (Cus5s)

239 Who holds this puppet's strings?
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (X+xvk)

Soros.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2025 01:21 PM (FZn/N)

240 lol, Noem's fault for carrying money in her purse.
Bet she deserved it for the way she was dressed.

Posted by: old chick at April 21, 2025 01:21 PM (F3Dlr)

241 Ironically, that's enough cash that if you were stopped while road-tripping with your family with that much, the state troopers would confiscate it as being suspicious, likely drug related. You'd never see it again.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2025 01:14 PM (FCbAQ)

Especially in Tennessee. You have out of state plates they'll pull you over, rifle through your wallet/purse, rob you under threat of violence, er, I mean, seize "suspicious" cash under civil asset forfeiture, and send you packing.

Posted by: To harass and collect at April 21, 2025 01:22 PM (TbWk/)

242 Yeah. As we've mentioned in the past, the people counting the votes routinely ignore signature verification, which, by statute, supposed to happen with mail in ballots.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (tT6L1)

Yup, I'm left handed... hurt my arm and one mail in ballot I signed with my RIGHT Hand... totally different signature... but they counted my vote.

Sig verification my ass.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:22 PM (QAkQ3)

243 That could be an interesting interview.

"What is a woman?"

"How old is the Earth?"

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 01:22 PM (Dv9LQ)

244 There had to have been some trannies and cat ladies, among others, that enthusiastically voted for her.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)
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Maricopa country rivals our northern cousins when it comes to mysterious late ballot dumps which, for some reason, seem to wind up almost 100% Democrat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 21, 2025 01:22 PM (tT6L1)

245 They probably got all her coke as well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:22 PM (h9KKO)

246 Love my POTUS coloring with the kiddos!

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:22 PM (VB0Sz)

247 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:08 PM (paSBy)

Ironically, that's enough cash that if you were stopped while road-tripping with your family with that much, the state troopers would confiscate it as being suspicious, likely drug related. You'd never see it again.

Posted by: OneEyedJack

In theory you can carry $10,000 on airplanes without it being a problem. In theory.

God help you if you ever do that and TSA finds it on you or in your suitcase. You will spend a lot more than that to get it back.

Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2025 01:23 PM (GUOwU)

248 246 Love my POTUS coloring with the kiddos!
Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:22 PM (VB0Sz)

Me too...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 01:23 PM (VE6XX)

249 It's a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a good reason to have 3k cash in you pocketbook.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

---------------

Back in my Blackjack card-counting and Texas Hold'em days, I routinely carried $5K in cash on me.

And I assumed I was being followed by potential muggers our of the casino at all times -- and acted accordingly.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 01:23 PM (YcwPG)

250 catgirl nuns

Felicia from Dark Stalkers

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 01:24 PM (xD2dw)

251 @233

>>it just makes her feel better, even though she doesn't waste money as a general rule.

The most I will have on me is a couple hundred dollars, anything more than that I'm paying with a debit card or check.

Even if the bills are 100 dollar bills m you're still talking about a stack of 30 bills. Which would put you in Costanza wallet territory.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2025 01:24 PM (XV/Pl)

252 lol, Noem's fault for carrying money in her purse.
Bet she deserved it for the way she was dressed.
Posted by: old chick

-

I think most people are wondering about the Secret Service aspect.

That said, I'm perfectly fine with people drawing attention to the fact that if you or I were stopped with that much money we'd likely be assumed to be criminals and lose it permanently. If that's the sort of incident required to get that conversation going, I hate it happened to her but okay.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 01:24 PM (Dv9LQ)

253 Tesla has a Dog Mode ?

Yup. Keeps the temps inside the car nice and habitable, regardless of outside, and see the dog on the many cameras they have built in. (It's really, *really* dumb to vandalize Teslas because of all of those cameras).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

254 This man just told the nation two weeks ago that there wasn't much the courts could do to stop President Trump from deporting illegal alien terrorists and gangbangers. What changed in that two weeks? Who holds this puppet's strings?
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 21, 2025 01:20 PM (X+xvk)

Yeah, uh Trump, you are going to have to stop doing ANYTHING with these Argentine Illegals, until we get back to you... Roberto the Foist...

Not sure how in the hell that flies under the 'Judicial Powers' of the US.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:25 PM (QAkQ3)

255 Doña Ana County Magistrate Judge Joel Cano has resigned from the bench where he has sat since 2011.

Stereotypes exist for a reason. One of the reasons, obvious as Hell yet denied by both the Left and Right for at least a generation, is that people are tribal. Both why stereotypes exist and why they are denied.

Some choose their tribe based upon something as superficial as a brand name - sports team, car maker, whatever. Many Union members are tribal, as are LEOs, teachers, doctors, and most others that choose to identify by their trade.

And then we have tribal by blood. Not necessarily family, but blood. Race combined with region.

And thus, we have how a judge rose high enough in New Mexico to feel the need to shelter a gang member from Mexico. Its a matter of blood. And that guy didn't rise over the objections of those around him. Quite the contrary.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 01:25 PM (si91G)

256 They probably got all her coke as well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:22 PM (h9KKO)

---------------

"You mean, like, she was carrying around hot sauce?"

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 01:25 PM (YcwPG)

257 Felicia from Dark Stalkers
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 01:24 PM (xD2dw)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Guy who's going to be in his bunk at April 21, 2025 01:26 PM (TbWk/)

258 Yeah, uh Trump, you are going to have to stop doing ANYTHING with these Argentine Illegals, until we get back to you... Roberto the Foist...

Not sure how in the hell that flies under the 'Judicial Powers' of the US.
Posted by: Romeo13
____

Don't forget us!
-Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Coney-Barrett

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (Dv3i1)

259 I think Trump is the most genuine man that we have had serve as President in a very long time.

Agreed. What you see is what you get with him, which is rare in politics.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

260 This can't be a good thing...
(via CNBC)
===============

The percentage of credit card accounts that were at least 90 days past due hit a 12-year high in the fourth quarter of 2024.

According to data from the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia, 0.90% of accounts were delinquent, the most since the Fed bank began its report. It’s only a slight increase from the 0.89% in the fourth quarter of 2023, but a larger spike from the 0.70% seen in 2022.

It also revealed that 11.12% of cardholders were making just the minimum payment, up from 10.65% in 2023 and 9.91% in 2022.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (nI8St)

261 Even if the bills are 100 dollar bills m you're still talking about a stack of 30 bills. Which would put you in Costanza wallet territory.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2025 01:24 PM (XV/Pl)

You are apparently not knowledgeable about Black Hole of Holding aspect of most Women's purses...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (QAkQ3)

262 259 I think Trump is the most genuine man that we have had serve as President in a very long time.

Agreed. What you see is what you get with him, which is rare in politics.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

He, and Coolidge, come to mind…

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:28 PM (PCK5/)

263 It's a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a good reason to have 3k cash in you pocketbook.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Secretary of Homeland Security, travels extensively, never knows where or when she will be summoned and have to live away from home for days on end, has needs like any person as in clothes, medication, food that she prefers not to flaunt publicly ..

when has it been the victim's fault when robbed.
oh right. Kristie Noem.

Posted by: old chick at April 21, 2025 01:28 PM (F3Dlr)

264 It's a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a good reason to have 3k cash in you pocketbook.[/]

I’m thinking high maintenance Boy Toy.

NTIWKAAT

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (176Ba)

265 The catholic faithful need another Julius II. Unfortunately, the church hierarchy doesn't have any of those types in their ranks anymore.

Posted by: Archer at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (IDphi)

266 You are apparently not knowledgeable about Black Hole of Holding aspect of most Women's purses...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (QAkQ3)

Good lord don't even get me started on my woman's purse.

I think you could change an airplane tire on the tarmac with the shit she has in there.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (UJ+K5)

267 The report said the SS reviewed footage of an incident unknown white male wearing a mask stole the purse. Back in the olden days an army or wealthy people always had someone guarding the baggage train. The SS and/or the Federal Protection Service apparently couldn't be bothered

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (6TePA)

268 I think Trump is the most genuine man that we have had serve as President in a very long time.

Agreed. What you see is what you get with him, which is rare in politics.
Posted by: Ian S.

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And the cleanest, which is mind-blowing.

A decade of investigations by state, feds, secret feds, etc., and they got... well, he said pussy once.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (Dv9LQ)

269 Did i mess up the tags again

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (176Ba)

270 247 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:08 PM (paSBy)

Ironically, that's enough cash that if you were stopped while road-tripping with your family with that much, the state troopers would confiscate it as being suspicious, likely drug related. You'd never see it again.

Posted by: OneEyedJack

She prolly stops ar a lot of tag sales or is always looking for that barn find to or riadrunner.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (OA79/)

271 My daughter and I watched The Passion of the Christ last night. I had seen it years ago but she hadn't. She was horrified at the brutality against Jesus and what was done to him. We had a good talk about it and I said that now when you read scripture in church or sing in church about Christ dying for our sins does it mean a whole lot more to you now? Yes, definitely yes she said. I have read that Gibson's Passion of the Christ 2 is due to start filming in August and has been delayed for years.

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

272 Bring back $500 bills, eliminate the $1 bill, and increase the 'suspicious activity' limit to $20k, if not infinity.

Thanks Biden, for the inflation.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (ufFY8)

273 Even if the bills are 100 dollar bills m you're still talking about a stack of 30 bills. Which would put you in Costanza wallet territory.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2025 01:24 PM (XV/Pl)

You are apparently not knowledgeable about Black Hole of Holding aspect of most Women's purses...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (QAkQ3)

It's basically the inside of a TARDIS.

Posted by: Makeup compact, tissues, e-bike, bath towels at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (TbWk/)

274 Amazon actually bought the rights to name the next pope. It'll be a woman, and they'll be announcing it from space.
Posted by: brak
___________________

And, Vanguard bought the rights to the Vatican. They plan to rename it "Investment & Vestment Plaza".

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (dIske)

275 It also revealed that 11.12% of cardholders were making just the minimum payment, up from 10.65% in 2023 and 9.91% in 2022.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (nI8St)

Just means they will raise their interest rates... CC companies make money via both fractional lending, AND the difference between the Prime interest rate (that they can borrow money at), added to the amount of defaulted debt... compared to the interest rate they charge.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:30 PM (QAkQ3)

276 267 The report said the SS reviewed footage of an incident unknown white male wearing a mask stole the purse.
____

Don't trust anyone wearing a mask in public. Just like the before covid times.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 01:30 PM (Dv3i1)

277 I think you could change an airplane tire on the tarmac with the shit she has in there.
Posted by: jsg

And, for some reason, her keys are never in there, right?

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

278 191 Someone stole Kristi Noem's purse containing $3000 cash while she was eating at a DC restaurant. Secret Service is investigating.

3 thousand dollars ? Must have been an expensive restaurant...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 01:30 PM (VE6XX)

279 You are apparently not knowledgeable about Black Hole of Holding aspect of most Women's purses...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:27 PM (QAkQ3)

You can't put 5 pounds of coffee in a 3lb can.

You can if it say Dooney and Bourke on the side!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2025 01:30 PM (FCbAQ)

280 How far Left/Woke do we think the Church would go when choosing a new Pope???

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:31 PM (PCK5/)

281 @263

>>Secretary of Homeland Security, travels extensively, never knows where or when she will be summoned and have to live away from home for days on end, has needs like any person as in clothes, medication, food that she prefers not to flaunt publicly ..

3K is not a lot of money for that scenario, and it's not like she's some lone wolf agent, it's more than likely as others have speculated, she tends to carry more cash on her than the normal person would.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2025 01:31 PM (XV/Pl)

282 Is anyone actually surprised that some "judge" in NM was harboring illegals, and TdA at that? Color me nonplussed.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 21, 2025 01:32 PM (XMwZJ)

283 And, for some reason, her keys are never in there, right?
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

LMAO you are correct, sir !

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:32 PM (UJ+K5)

284 >>Secretary of Homeland Security, travels extensively, never knows where or when she will be summoned and have to live away from home for days on end, has needs like any person as in clothes, medication, food that she prefers not to flaunt publicly ..

3K is not a lot of money for that scenario, and it's not like she's some lone wolf agent, it's more than likely as others have speculated, she tends to carry more cash on her than the normal person would.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

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Yep.

Rules should be the same for her as for us.

If law enforcement saw she had that much money on her, she should be assumed to be a drug dealer or buyer.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 01:32 PM (Dv9LQ)

285 That said, I'm perfectly fine with people drawing attention to the fact that if you or I were stopped with that much money we'd likely be assumed to be criminals and lose it permanently. If that's the sort of incident required to get that conversation going, I hate it happened to her but okay.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

I like your comments, I look for your nic in the threads, this time I just disagree.

Posted by: old chick at April 21, 2025 01:32 PM (F3Dlr)

286 264 It's a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a good reason to have 3k cash in you pocketbook.[/]

I’m thinking high maintenance Boy Toy.

NTIWKAAT

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (176Ba)

The Paulo, he does not take checks...

Posted by: The Paulo at April 21, 2025 01:33 PM (QAkQ3)

287 The catholic faithful need another Julius II. Unfortunately, the church hierarchy doesn't have any of those types in their ranks anymore.
Posted by: Archer

Nominate Trump and you would have Orange Julius III

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 21, 2025 01:33 PM (MDua2)

288 104 That Easter pic of Biden with his family is so badly photoshopped it looks like something from 1950s commie China. I'm not convinced it's even a photoshop. Looks more like they had a carboard poster of Biden they put up behind them. Who is this supposed to fool?

https://tinyurl.com/mv9mv6y6

--

That is really bad. Unless that guy has fingers growing out of his neck, it's obviously fake.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (qBdHI)

----

For Biden to have been in the position he's in he'd have to be either sitting on his knees, sitting cross-legged, or there's a big hole in the stairs and he's standing in it.

It really was ludicrous to even try to fake this.

Since Hunter isn't in the photo, I'm going to assume he took this pic, and Pshopped it himself after several shots of vodka and a few hits off of the crack pipe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2025 01:33 PM (6ydKt)

289 John Roberts' unending treachery is just a continuation of the lawfare strategy against President Trump. They want to force Trump to defy them to use as grounds for impeachment.

Trump needs to make John Roberts OWN this shit position. If Roberts wants to extend "due process" rights to violent criminal illegal aliens, Trump needs to make him justify it. This same court said American citizens had no standing in the 2020 elections. This same court stayed silent as January 6th political prisoners were held without trial for 1500 days.

Make John Roberts publicly explain this.

And start asking John Roberts why he had to fly all the way to a secure compound in the Czech Republic to talk legal strategy with Norm Eisen. Rip this corrupt clowns' mask off of his face.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 21, 2025 01:33 PM (X+xvk)

290 Secretary of Homeland Security, travels extensively, never knows where or when she will be summoned and have to live away from home for days on end, has needs like any person as in clothes, medication, food that she prefers not to flaunt publicly ..

3K is not a lot of money for that scenario, and it's not like she's some lone wolf agent, it's more than likely as others have speculated, she tends to carry more cash on her than the normal person would.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

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Yep.

Rules should be the same for her as for us.

If law enforcement saw she had that much money on her, she should be assumed to be a drug dealer or buyer.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

You would expect someone that travels that much on business would have a government credit card.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 01:33 PM (/iLcI)

291 I carry a lot of cash on a regular basis… sometimes it’s very useful, sometimes it’s just prudent.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:34 PM (PCK5/)

292 John Roberts' unending treachery is just a continuation of the lawfare strategy against President Trump. They want to force Trump to defy them to use as grounds for impeachment.

If Trump doesn't have 34 Senators on board, and preferably on written record ? Then he's learned nothing of import since the last time.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 01:35 PM (si91G)

293 You would expect someone that travels that much on business would have a government credit card.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 01:33 PM (/iLcI)
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She may be thoughtful enough to tip and pay in cash, as much as possible, knowing businesses get charged 3% for CC transactions.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 21, 2025 01:35 PM (tT6L1)

294 Carry 50’s, not 20’s…

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:35 PM (PCK5/)

295 The Pope sweepstakes candidates per Reuters:
https://tinyurl.com/2nym2eyx
The younger one's are probably to much like Francis.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2025 01:35 PM (2NHgQ)

296 have read that Gibson's Passion of the Christ 2 is due to start filming in August and has been delayed for years.
Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

I think the next movie deals with the Resurrection and the weeks following.

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:35 PM (VB0Sz)

297 3k in cash...in DC restaurant whilst entertaining a whole lotta of family...maybe not enough!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 01:35 PM (g47mK)

298 That said, I'm perfectly fine with people drawing attention to the fact that if you or I were stopped with that much money we'd likely be assumed to be criminals and lose it permanently. If that's the sort of incident required to get that conversation going, I hate it happened to her but okay.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

I like your comments, I look for your nic in the threads, this time I just disagree.
Posted by: old chick

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Don't misunderstand. I hate it for her.

She might not have ANY idea what happens to unimportant people, though, and this might be an opportunity for the conversation to begin.

Plus $3K is literally walking-around money. It seems like a lot to us because it is, but she was walking around with it, so...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (Dv9LQ)

299 Super short prompt on Tensor - "cat-girl nun."

Posted three images generated on Tensor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (xD2dw)

300 too much

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (2NHgQ)

301 I'm thinking Noem has to pay some informers occasionally regarding the whereabouts of illegals.. It said she also had blank checks in the purse

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (VE6XX)

302 I'm sure the IRS would be interested in carrying $3k in cash. Good thing that wasn't venmo transactions!

Posted by: brak at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (jGJov)

303 279 You are apparently not knowledgeable about Black Hole of Holding aspect of most Women's purses...
Posted by: Romeo13

You can't put 5 pounds of coffee in a 3lb can.

You can if it say Dooney and Bourke on the side!

Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Absolutely! I joke with my mom all the time when she off handily says, "I don't know why my purse is so heavy".

Uh, couldn't be that you have everything from tissues, scissors, crow bar, super glue, a wrench, screwdriver, or an extra pair of socks seems in there would it?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (HwYHG)

304 296 have read that Gibson's Passion of the Christ 2 is due to start filming in August and has been delayed for years.
Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

I think the next movie deals with the Resurrection and the weeks following.
Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:35 PM (VB0Sz)

Yes, correct. My question is if they use Caveziel again… he’s aged.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (PCK5/)

305 She could be looking to buy a used motorcycle.

You can't test ride one of those if you don't have cash in hand.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (UJ+K5)

306 Wait a minute…isn’t TJM in Rome at this very moment…

And here I thought it was VP Vance’s fault.

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (VB0Sz)

307 (wonders if you can still get travelers checks)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 01:37 PM (Dv9LQ)

308 291 I carry a lot of cash on a regular basis… sometimes it’s very useful, sometimes it’s just prudent.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:34 PM (PCK5/)

Yeah, when I drive long distances... there is $5K, and my .45, in the locked gun box... along with the contact info for my attorney...

Because I know my Warren Zevon...

Posted by: The Paulo at April 21, 2025 01:37 PM (QAkQ3)

309 Good lord don't even get me started on my woman's purse.

I think you could change an airplane tire on the tarmac with the shit she has in there.
Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (UJ+K5)

I used to carry a big old purse. Until I was digging thru it, looking for something, and found a brass candlestick, two pairs of socks, a big ball of yarn, and a pacifier. My son was 7 yrs old and hadn't used a pacifier after he was a year old. I got rid of all of it included the bag and only carry whatever fits in my pockets.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 01:37 PM (2J/Lj)

310 Since Hunter isn't in the photo, I'm going to assume he took this pic, and Pshopped it himself after several shots of vodka and a few hits off of the crack pipe.
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There's a split-screen tweet with the group picture on one side and Hunter with a camera, face covered in coke on the other.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:37 PM (paSBy)

311 Does Noem not have a protective detail? I don't give a shit what amount of money was in it, I want to know how the fuck some apparent rando got ahold of the homeland secretary's purse. Considering the resurgence in the the left's interest in murder and arson related to public figures associated with the current administration, this is loose shít and needs to be fixed.

Posted by: Home address on the driver's license anyone? at April 21, 2025 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

312 Buy guns and ammo with cash… always..

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:38 PM (PCK5/)

313 A lot of the cult stuff, including Jim Jones, Scientology, Process “Church”, Anton LeVay, Esalen, et al, are spook cutouts. The OSS/CIA picked up where the Nazis left off with the occult stuff, it is very much in keeping with destabilizing communities. Seance, remote viewing, summoning demons, you name it. Your Tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2025 01:38 PM (/DOZY)

314 Yes, correct. My question is if they use Caveziel again… he’s aged.

From what I understand, Caviezel has already appeared in footage.

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:38 PM (VB0Sz)

315 The Borgias revolutionized the papacy too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2025 01:38 PM (D7oie)

316 We have a man in Rome?! I fully expect a reportage every hour on the hour !

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 01:39 PM (g47mK)

317 314 Yes, correct. My question is if they use Caveziel again… he’s aged.

From what I understand, Caviezel has already appeared in footage.
Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:38 PM (VB0Sz)

That makes me happy.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:39 PM (PCK5/)

318 off sock

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2025 01:39 PM (aBgBM)

319 How will the Temple of Jupiter ever recover?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:39 PM (h9KKO)

320 Yeah, so $3K out of a net worth on $19M is pretty much pocket change, but I'd still expect the Secret Service to notice when a guy in a striped shirt walks up carrying a pillow case with and enormous dollar sign painted on the side.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 01:39 PM (Dv9LQ)

321 I used to carry a big old purse. Until I was digging thru it, looking for something, and found a brass candlestick, two pairs of socks, a big ball of yarn, and a pacifier. My son was 7 yrs old and hadn't used a pacifier after he was a year old. I got rid of all of it included the bag and only carry whatever fits in my pockets.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 01:37 PM (2J/Lj)

Hopefully, this happens for her...

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:39 PM (UJ+K5)

322 Meh, she's a politician. It's ill-gotten gain by some means or another. None of them owns an honest dollar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2025 01:40 PM (BI5O2)

323 Wouldn't the thief have had to be a female?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:41 PM (h9KKO)

324 If I had a 100 bucks in my wallet/purse, much less 3k, that thing would be as close to my person as humanly possible--why would she ever even let that out of her sight?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 21, 2025 01:41 PM (XMwZJ)

325 315 The Borgias revolutionized the papacy too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2025 01:38 PM (D7oie)

Yeah, at one time there was like Three Popes...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:41 PM (QAkQ3)

326 I suspect the "theft" of Noem's purse isn't that someone stole it off her person. I think it more likely the purse was left somewhere -- perhaps in a coatcheck or something -- and then stolen.

If indeed some shitburger can waltz up to the fucking Secretary of Homeland Security and steal something off her arm, then we are well and truly fucked.

Also: As this story is embarrassing to Trump's team, the 48-Hour Rule should be in full effect.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2025 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

327 Yes, correct. My question is if they use Caveziel again… he’s aged.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (PCK5/)

Dude! Did you not see how much Charlt... Moses aged when he came down the mountain?
Think about what a couple days in hell would do to you.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2025 01:41 PM (FCbAQ)

328 You would expect someone that travels that much on business would have a government credit card.
Posted by: rickb223

They changed the limit to $1 on all fed credit cards

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2025 01:42 PM (XXELI)

329 325 315 The Borgias revolutionized the papacy too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2025 01:38 PM (D7oie)

Yeah, at one time there was like Three Popes...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 01:41 PM (QAkQ3)

The Goldilocks Popes…

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:42 PM (PCK5/)

330 It's like Utah. Amazing Topography / Geography.

But. Not much else going for it.
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Doesn't Utah have some good fishing?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 21, 2025 01:42 PM (pZ64F)

331 We have a man in Rome?! I fully expect a reportage

I distinctly remember he and Dolley were planning a trip to Italy. And since he used to live in Rome, I figure that’s where they’re headed.

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:42 PM (VB0Sz)

332 Caveziel are those frozen ice cream cakes?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:42 PM (h9KKO)

333 If he was a District Court Judge not only would he not resign but would order Trump to deliver the test of the family to them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2025 01:43 PM (njpEQ)

334 Yes, correct. My question is if they use Caveziel again… he’s aged.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (PCK5/)

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I think Mel Gibson said in his interview with Joe Rogan that he was -- and will likely utilize some CGI/AI de-aging techniques and software.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (IjWpo)

335 Don't take Caveziel if you're allergic to Caveziel.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (paSBy)

336 Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Oh, I'm sure he's getting lit up, all right.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (77rzZ)

337 I see 4 more Dems have arrived in El Salvador....How ridiculous

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX)

338 Until I was digging thru it, looking for something, and found a brass candlestick, two pairs of socks, a big ball of yarn, and a pacifier.
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That sounds like the routine where Harpo starts pujjing random stuff out of his pocket, up to and including a lit blowtorch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (6K6Eu)

339 332 Caveziel are those frozen ice cream cakes?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:42 PM (h9KKO)

That would be Cookie Puss

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (UJ+K5)

340 More important than Noems 3k in cash being stole is her check book, car/house keys and her ID with CC's..were also in her purse
Noem travels with a security detail. I don't know if it is secret service or another dufus fuck up squad.
If they don't find the guy asap then WTF??

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn it will be moving to a new nick location at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (r3F/z)

341 Super short prompt on Tensor - "cat-girl nun."

Posted three images generated on Tensor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (xD2dw)

A Mithraic catgirl nun apparently. I approve.

Posted by: Had me at "cat girl nun" at April 21, 2025 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

342 Also: As this story is embarrassing to Trump's team, the 48-Hour Rule should be in full effect.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Noem had her purse stolen. Much like people get assaulted, etc every single day.

It's embarrassing that conservatives find the amount of money she carries to be the problem, like she advertised the amount, and not that she had her dang purse stolen.

Posted by: old chick at April 21, 2025 01:45 PM (F3Dlr)

343 I think TJM's trip to It'ly isn't until late summer.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

344 Can we ask Bukele to just arrest and then throw them in gen pop?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 01:45 PM (9fS3W)

345 337 I see 4 more Dems have arrived in El Salvador....How ridiculous
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX)roadrunner.

Yeah what's up with that? It's a long way to go for a free margarita.

Maybe that Maryland guy owes them money or something?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 21, 2025 01:46 PM (OA79/)

346 Caveziel are those frozen ice cream cakes?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:42 PM (h9KKO)

That would be Cookie Puss
Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (UJ+K5)

Fudgy the Christ

Posted by: Delicious sacrilege at April 21, 2025 01:46 PM (TbWk/)

347 You would expect someone that travels that much on business would have a government credit card.
Posted by: rickb223

They changed the limit to $1 on all fed credit cards
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

They can raise and lower them individually. I would expect that the actual cabinet member could be trusted with at least a $2 limit. If not more.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 01:46 PM (/iLcI)

348 Rome is miserable in the late summer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:46 PM (h9KKO)

349 271 My daughter and I watched The Passion of the Christ last night. I had seen it years ago but she hadn't. She was horrified at the brutality against Jesus and what was done to him. We had a good talk about it and I said that now when you read scripture in church or sing in church about Christ dying for our sins does it mean a whole lot more to you now? Yes, definitely yes she said. I have read that Gibson's Passion of the Christ 2 is due to start filming in August and has been delayed for years.
Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2025 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

Gibson also wants to make a movie about the siege of Malta, Ottoman Turks vs the Hospitallers Knights

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2025 01:47 PM (FCrpy)

350 Fudgy the Christ
Posted by: Delicious sacrilege at April 21, 2025 01:46 PM (TbWk/)

Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 01:47 PM (9fS3W)

351 It's embarrassing that conservatives find the amount of money she carries to be the problem, like she advertised the amount, and not that she had her dang purse stolen.

Posted by: old chick at April 21, 2025 01:45 PM (F3Dlr)

Two things can be true. One, her purse got stolen. And two, my wallet can be seized by any Angel in Blue containing the same amount of cash.

If its good for the goose, its good for the gander.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 01:47 PM (si91G)

352 328 You would expect someone that travels that much on business would have a government credit card.
Posted by: rickb223

They changed the limit to $1 on all fed credit cards
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Most be not all. There are agencies that have to have govt purchase cards for emergencies but the approval process goes pretty high up the ladder. Ours up to the Asst Under Sec Level which is four layers up to the second SES level.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 21, 2025 01:47 PM (HwYHG)

353 337 I see 4 more Dems have arrived in El Salvador....How ridiculous
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX)

Yes and this is another opportunity for El Salvadore President Ukelele to embarrass them on the world wide stage.. great stuff..

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn it will be moving to a new nick location at April 21, 2025 01:47 PM (r3F/z)

354 That sounds like the routine where Harpo starts pujjing random stuff out of his pocket, up to and including a lit blowtorch.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (6K6Eu)

Exactly! I was like holy shit! This is Marx brothers territory. Nope!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 01:47 PM (2J/Lj)

355 OK, I didn't know it was Kristi Noem's, but I don't give a damn. A girl's gotta eat, ya' know?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at April 21, 2025 01:47 PM (paSBy)

356 310 Since Hunter isn't in the photo, I'm going to assume he took this pic, and Pshopped it himself after several shots of vodka and a few hits off of the crack pipe.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Sitting in a seaside villa in S.A. and enjoying the best pharmaceuticals money can buy.

Doubt he makes it back for Joey's funeral.

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 01:47 PM (j4U/Z)

357
I used to carry a big old purse. Until I was digging thru it, looking for something, and found a brass candlestick, two pairs of socks, a big ball of yarn, and a pacifier. My son was 7 yrs old and hadn't used a pacifier after he was a year old. I got rid of all of it included the bag and only carry whatever fits in my pockets.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem

You were prepared for an appearance on Let's Make a Deal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 01:48 PM (63Dwl)

358 340 More important than Noems 3k in cash being stole is her check book, car/house keys and her ID with CC's..were also in her purse
Noem travels with a security detail. I don't know if it is secret service or another dufus fuck up squad.
If they don't find the guy asap then WTF??
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn it will be moving to a new nick location at April 21, 2025 01:44 PM (r3F/z)

If I had all that shit in my pocket book or my vacation go bag, the loop of the bag would be around the leg of the chair I'm sitting in.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 21, 2025 01:48 PM (OA79/)

359 ICE came to arrest a Tren de Aragua man this judge was keeping in his home.

Don't think of the Dem party and its official as people soft on crime. Think of them as part of the same organized crime networks and they are protecting their compatriots

Before Globohomo this would mean a Dem office holder with a mob girlfriend (Hi JFK!) but now with many Dems being gay they can literally be attached at the hip to actual criminal/terrorist members

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2025 01:48 PM (t0Rmr)

360 Gibson also wants to make a movie about the siege of Malta, Ottoman Turks vs the Hospitallers Knights
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

I've been to Malta twice. If you like history and are touring Europe, I highly recommend a few days there.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 21, 2025 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

361 Noem’s only error was relying on her security detail to watch shit…

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:49 PM (PCK5/)

362 @344

>>I think Mel Gibson said in his interview with Joe Rogan that he was -- and will likely utilize some CGI/AI de-aging techniques and software.

Hopefully they use, Deep Fake tech and not the bullshit Hollywood deaging that tends to look like garbage.

And since they will be putting the Deep Faked face over the dude who's face they are Deep Faking, it should look clean and tight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2025 01:49 PM (XV/Pl)

363 I didn't leave the Catholic Church. The Church left me.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 21, 2025 01:49 PM (wBaIH)

364 We used to carry up to 4K on vacations. I was always nervous about it but she wanted to, and every vacay we've taken less. Last trip we took 1K and most of it went to me because I put it on my card for the Reward points.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 01:49 PM (UJ+K5)

365 I see 4 more Dems have arrived in El Salvador....How ridiculous

I wonder how many Dem officeholders showed up at the Dred Scott hearing...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2025 01:49 PM (t0Rmr)

366 The Malta movie would be a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 01:50 PM (9fS3W)

367 Four Democrat House Members Arrive In El Salvador to Visit MS-13 Gangbanger Abrego Garcia – Trump Admin. Responds By Asking a Blunt Question

Suprise how are you getting back to the US? Your citizenship has been transferred to El Salvadore .
Have a nice day

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn it will be moving to a new nick location at April 21, 2025 01:50 PM (r3F/z)

368 348 Rome is miserable in the late summer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:46 PM (h9KKO)

Yep

Which is why the only oeople there are tourists and the few restaurantt owners who aren’t on Ferragosto

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:50 PM (VB0Sz)

369 More important than Noems 3k in cash being stole is her check book, car/house keys and her ID with CC's..were also in her purse
Noem travels with a security detail. I don't know if it is secret service or another dufus fuck up squad.
Posted by: I was Gumby

This. It's the crime of the purse being stolen and everything inside the purse, and that her protection detail is weak.
We dig our own holes by minimizing the crime to mock her for the amount of cash she has the right to chose to carry.

Posted by: old chick at April 21, 2025 01:50 PM (F3Dlr)

370 Most be not all. There are agencies that have to have govt purchase cards for emergencies but the approval process goes pretty high up the ladder. Ours up to the Asst Under Sec Level which is four layers up to the second SES level.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

And you would expect the SecState Actual to have an unlimited card.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 01:50 PM (/iLcI)

371 I used to carry a big old purse. Until I was digging thru it, looking for something, and found a brass candlestick, two pairs of socks, a big ball of yarn, and a pacifier. My son was 7 yrs old and hadn't used a pacifier after he was a year old. I got rid of all of it included the bag and only carry whatever fits in my pockets.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem

One day some guy in his twenties popped out of there and said "mom? OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!" Then you knew it was time to downsize.

Posted by: long lost son finally found at April 21, 2025 01:50 PM (TbWk/)

372 I've been to Malta twice. If you like history and are touring Europe, I highly recommend a few days there.
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Did you see the work of the giants?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 21, 2025 01:51 PM (pZ64F)

373 Ewww the NM judge looks like a cuck cruising for a three way with the gangster and his wife.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn it will be moving to a new nick location at April 21, 2025 01:51 PM (r3F/z)

374 Gibson also wants to make a movie about the siege of Malta, Ottoman Turks vs the Hospitallers Knights

Give it the Braveheart touch and it could be the best movie of the year...

Though I still want to see a movie about Manzikert that ends with Komensus welcoming the crusades to Constantinople...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2025 01:51 PM (t0Rmr)

375 My wife lost her wallet to theft once in a restaurant. It was in her purse, which was hooked over the back of her chair and the waiter stole her wallet right out of it. Since we were in a private room (celebrating an engagement), it was pretty obvious who stole it, but the manager refused to search the waiters locker in fear of the unionized workforce taking offence in the middle of a busy night.

They "found" the wallet next morning on the floor next to the employee entrance. Cash gone, but everything else intact.

So the lesson is Kristi should be looking at the waiters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2025 01:51 PM (C8wQA)

376 New Mexico Judge Resigns After Feds Arrest "Man" In His Home

The Albuquerque Journal hides the actual news here: The feds didn't just arrest a "man" he was keeping in his home.

Reminds me of Ed Buck

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2025 01:52 PM (t0Rmr)

377 Read a piece about the pope finalists. Things aren't looking real good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 21, 2025 01:52 PM (CWlRD)

378 I always used to visit Italy in spring but one year I tagged along with friends who were going in August…

Posted by: kallisto at April 21, 2025 01:52 PM (VB0Sz)

379
Going out on a limb here, hating to be not a team player and doubting our enemies at every step, but it slowly occurs to me that Kristi Noem, might, maybe, possibly, be a dumbshit?

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 01:52 PM (j4U/Z)

380 Super short prompt on Tensor - "cat-girl nun."

Posted three images generated on Tensor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 01:36 PM (xD2dw)

A Mithraic catgirl nun apparently. I approve.

Posted by: Had me at "cat girl nun"

Those are nice, AP. I posted my Easter Caerbannogs.
https://is.gd/aXler2

Link goes to tensor.art

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 21, 2025 01:52 PM (MsrgL)

381 it was pretty obvious who stole it, but the manager refused to search the waiters locker in fear of the unionized workforce taking offence in the middle of a busy night.

My father worked for a private company that worked with FedGov.

Saw a Fedgov worker stealing from the site and reported it. Eventually Fedgov thief lost his job but in the meantime by father got threats and his car vandalized.

Federal unions are a wonderful thing...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2025 01:53 PM (t0Rmr)

382 377 Read a piece about the pope finalists. Things aren't looking real good.
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Maybe we could get Vance to visit some of the contenders?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 21, 2025 01:53 PM (pZ64F)

383 372 I've been to Malta twice. If you like history and are touring Europe, I highly recommend a few days there.
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Did you see the work of the giants?
Posted by: Pudinhead

If you're referring to the Neolithic temple rock carving things, no. If you're referring to the Caravaggio paintings in St. John's co-cathedral, then yes.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 21, 2025 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

384 Maybe we could get Vance to visit some of the contenders?

/Side eye

Posted by: JD Vance at April 21, 2025 01:53 PM (t0Rmr)

385 Gibson also wants to make a movie about the siege of Malta, Ottoman Turks vs the Hospitallers Knights
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I'm not a big movie person like many here, but I love historical movies when they're well done. I'd be all over this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:54 PM (paSBy)

386 We used to carry up to 4K on vacations. I was always nervous about it but she wanted to, and every vacay we've taken less. Last trip we took 1K and most of it went to me because I put it on my card for the Reward points.
Posted by: jsg

When we traveled for work, work ALWAYS wanted everything on the card. Even a pack of Wrigley's Gum. Tracking purposes. Even if you lost your receipt, they could get a copy from the cc company.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 01:54 PM (/iLcI)

387 much less 3k, that thing would be as close to my person as humanly possible--why would she ever even let that out of her sight?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

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Because it's not a lot of money to wealthy people.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 01:54 PM (Dv9LQ)

388 Nood. Nike.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2025 01:54 PM (ExV1e)

389 I would make a great Pope. I execel at wearing funny hats.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 01:54 PM (h9KKO)

390 It's embarrassing that conservatives find the amount of money she carries to be the problem, like she advertised the amount, and not that she had her dang purse stolen.

Posted by: old chick

Sorry, I misread the headline. I originally thought that the $3K was stolen out of her purse, not the purse itself.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

391 I would strongly suggest to the Conclave that they try picking a Christian for Pope this time

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2025 01:54 PM (t0Rmr)

392 Read a piece about the pope finalists. Things aren't looking real good.

1960s voters, suspicious about JFK and where his loyalties lay, says hello.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 01:55 PM (si91G)

393 Noem is hated by many on both sides of the aisle… this story will have legs in a small way.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 01:55 PM (PCK5/)

394 https://is.gd/aXler2

Link goes to tensor.art
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 21, 2025 01:52 PM (MsrgL)

Lord deliver us from the fury of the Lagomorphmen

Posted by: A new old prayer at April 21, 2025 01:55 PM (TbWk/)

395 Forget the $3,000...
Noem is crying because it was an Hermes purse!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 21, 2025 01:55 PM (MDua2)

396 375 My wife lost her wallet to theft once in a restaurant. It was in her purse, which was hooked over the back of her chair and the waiter stole her wallet right out of it. Since we were in a private room (celebrating an engagement), it was pretty obvious who stole it, but the manager refused to search the waiters locker in fear of the unionized workforce taking offence in the middle of a busy night.

They "found" the wallet next morning on the floor next to the employee entrance. Cash gone, but everything else intact.

So the lesson is Kristi should be looking at the waiters.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2025 01:51 PM (C8wQA)

I think the lesson is don't put your pocketbook on the back of the chair behind you.

My wife will leave her open pocket book in the baby seat of a grocery store carriage and then yell at me when I walk away from the carriage??!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 21, 2025 01:56 PM (OA79/)

397 Don't want to share this in the new post when it's not even past 5 comments yet...

Gunther Eagleman @GuntherEagleman

I understand that Democrats have to oppose literally everything that Trump does, but this is a new one.

Does anyone actually know an American family that used potatoes instead of eggs for their Easter celebration?

Democrats @TheDemocrats

Trump’s White House is using 30,000 real eggs worth over $15,500 for their Easter Egg Roll.

Meanwhile, Americans dyed potatoes instead of eggs this Easter to save money.

https://bit.ly/3GfNFFX

Posted by: Rankin Fitch at April 21, 2025 01:56 PM (P5BPp)

398 Mr. Vice President:

I received your request for a meeting, but at this time I just can't fit you in.

Sincerely,

Mitch McTurtle

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2025 01:56 PM (paSBy)

399 Here is time to split the hairs.

Francis could run him mouth all he wants, that is on him. But that is different than official teachings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (xD2dw)

off the cuff means little.

official teachings and pronouncements are more serious, but you can differ.

Ex Cathedra rules means these are true and if you disagree you aren't Catholic. the last one was in the 1860s.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2025 01:57 PM (n7h9X)

400 Noem, 53, had been dining at The Capital Burger about one mile northeast of the White House.

Noem was dining at Capitol Burger, a popular and busy locale near DC's downtown. Her purse was placed against her foot underneath her seat, according to two sources familiar. Noem's cell phone was not in the purse, but credit cards, makeup and medication, were also among the items stolen.

A person familiar with the case told The Post the DHS secretary had just finished paying when she felt a brush against her leg — which she initially thought was one of her grandchildren before realizing her bag was missing.

Noem’s bag also contained her driver’s license, passport, DHS badge, makeup, checks, medication, and apartment keys, a spokesperson confirmed to The Post

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn it will be moving to a new nick location at April 21, 2025 02:01 PM (r3F/z)

401 Though I still want to see a movie about Manzikert that ends with Komensus welcoming the crusades to Constantinople...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2025 01:51 PM (t0Rmr)

20 years, and probably more if you go through all the politics before Manzikert. There's a set of fantasy books modeled on that history with a bit of a Roman legion tossed into the mix by Turtledove.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2025 02:02 PM (n7h9X)

402 Did Roberts go to Epstein island? His name is on the flight manifest. Oh, no, that was another guy with the same name. Sure, Jan… If he did go who has the video recordings. Somebody has those recordings. They are too valuable to destroy. What agency has them? Even if he didn’t go, which I doubt, plenty of famous and infamous people did go. For example, a certain ex-president who had his portrait made sitting in a dress hung on the walls there. You can bet your bottom dollar anyone who went and participated is being blackmailed. Some of these people still cling to power. Who is blackmailing them and to what end?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 21, 2025 02:04 PM (bIzDl)

403 Trump’s White House is using 30,000 real eggs worth over $15,500 for their Easter Egg Roll.

Meanwhile, Americans dyed potatoes instead of eggs this Easter to save money.

https://bit.ly/3GfNFFX
Posted by: Rankin Fitch at April 21, 2025 01:56 PM (P5BPp)

That's a lie but a dyed potato would look and taste nasty. The skin is not an eggshell.

You can just buy reusable plastic eggs if real ones are expensive.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2025 02:04 PM (n7h9X)

404 I used to carry a big old purse. Until I was digging thru it, looking for something, and found a brass candlestick, two pairs of socks, a big ball of yarn, and a pacifier. My son was 7 yrs old and hadn't used a pacifier after he was a year old. I got rid of all of it included the bag and only carry whatever fits in my pockets.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem

There is a middle course. I have a few moderate sized bags to carry a book or camera stuff while hiking. They have what they need in them

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2025 02:10 PM (n7h9X)

405 Huh. That's interesting. Catholic.com:

Question:
How old is the Earth?
Answer:
As Karlo Broussard has noted before, the Church has no official teaching on this matter, given that it’s not a matter of faith and morals.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to acknowledge Darwin disproved evolution? at April 21, 2025 12:48 PM (Dv9LQ)

Since a large fractions of scientists were practicing Catholics since forever, the church made it s peace. They don't accept any talk of evolution of a soul.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2025 02:16 PM (n7h9X)

406 Liberal Imperialists Judges are Not Above the Law

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 21, 2025 04:50 PM (wGqjj)

407 Hooray for dead communists!

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2025 08:04 PM (FsL20)

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