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The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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Well. THAT was quick!

Reality is a stone-cold b*tch, and the stark reality of the Canadian economy is that it is almost completely reliant on America. Posturing about independence and reorienting Canuckistan's economy away from the United States and toward the EU and South America and the Pacific rim and blah, blah, blah sounds good as election soundbites, but as real policy? Not so much.

With Election Over, Canada Seeks Trade Deal Day With Trump

President Donald Trump confirmed on Wednesday that newly elected Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney reached out to him personally just one day after winning the country’s recent election, which proves that Canada is already eager to re-engage on trade.

Speaking to reporters, Trump described the conversation in clear terms: “He called me up yesterday. He said, ‘Let’s make a deal.’” Trump explained that the outreach came even though, during the election campaign, both leading Canadian candidates had publicly taken anti-Trump positions. “They both hated Trump,” he said. “And it was the one that hated Trump, I think, the least that won.”


Whether this is wishcasting on President Trump's part remains to be seen, but the damage to the Canadian economy if Carney does not negotiate a comprehensive fair trade agreement will be profound, and much worse than any damage done to our economy.

Carney is a globalist technocrat, with a soft spot in his heart (but not his wallet) for anti-capitalist nonsense, like "Occupy Wall Street!" He is a liberal who is not a fan of American dominance of the world economy. Or, if one wants to be less polite, he is a "Champagne Socialist."

But the Canadian economy is circling the drain, so Carney must act. And the only sane policy for an economy with a GDP smaller than that of Texas is to accommodate President Trump's requirements. Sure, there will be negotiation so that Carney doesn't look like he is bending the knee, but if he is smart, he will indeed bend the knee.

And I want to see the video!


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Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 Woof

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 01, 2025 11:01 AM (M8lTh)

2 Really, if it weren't for its access to the American economy, could Canada enjoy a First World level of prosperity at all?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at May 01, 2025 11:02 AM (Nmmyc)

3 I doubt Canada would have survived for more than a month if they didn't "make a deal."

"Politically" survive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2025 11:02 AM (Q4IgG)

4 Is Carney worried about losing Cold Texas (aka Alberta)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2025 11:03 AM (Vqx30)

5 Canada is the rebellious teenager who wants to set his own hours, but expects dinner to be served at the regular time.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2025 11:03 AM (s8j++)

6 Take off, hoser.

Posted by: Bob and Doug McKenzie at May 01, 2025 11:04 AM (dg+HA)

7 F it. Make them join the death throes of collectivist Europe.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2025 11:04 AM (0eaVi)

8 As I understood it, the starting terms were simple:

Stop the fentanyl - Trudeau refused
Stop the illegals - Trudeau refused
Stop the pass-through of Chinese manufactured goods posing as Canadian manufacture - Trudeau refused
Reduce the trade barriers to importation or at least negotiate on them - Trudeau increased them

I suspect the terms will remain the same plus an additional amount because screw you for pissing me off.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2025 11:04 AM (D7oie)

9 Canada is dying of socialism so it doesn't really matter what deal they make. A shame, really.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 01, 2025 11:05 AM (d0T5a)

10
"We don't want to deal with that fascist totalitarian Trump. We'll do one with the Chinese instead."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:05 AM (QnmlO)

11 Mike Waltz, other National Security Council staffers out in latest Trump purge following Signal chat leak

https://tinyurl.com/h4trn3c5

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2025 11:05 AM (NpAcC)

12 Canada is dying of socialism so it doesn't really matter what deal they make. A shame, really.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 01, 2025 11:05 AM (d0T5a)

For some reason I'm recalling Kirk's thoughts about the Klingons....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2025 11:06 AM (0eaVi)

13 There's nothing wrong with hurting Canada before making any deals. Otherwise they might believe that we need them.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 01, 2025 11:07 AM (2ap+5)

14 Many/most leaders at the very least should cut off a finger ato and give it to Stephen Miller.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 01, 2025 11:07 AM (Ce7ou)

15 Carney also said everything he does will involve global warming, so whatever deal he offers will likely be extremely stupid.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (noPDf)

16 They're America's largest national park.

Posted by: So there's that at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (dg+HA)

17 It took a true idiot Pollivere to attack Trump GOPe style and squander a 20 point lead in 90 days.

Just seal the border with Canada and walk in in 45 days when they have all starved to death.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (d0T5a)

18 As I understood it, the starting terms were simple:

Stop the fentanyl - Trudeau refused
Stop the illegals - Trudeau refused
Stop the pass-through of Chinese manufactured goods posing as Canadian manufacture - Trudeau refused
Reduce the trade barriers to importation or at least negotiate on them - Trudeau increased them

I suspect the terms will remain the same plus an additional amount because screw you for pissing me off.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2025 11:04 AM


You left out....


Remove the 300% tariff on US dairy products.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (e5NfL)

19
Principal Canadian exports:

1) Smugness
2) Self-regard
3) Posturing
4) Crappy pop singers
5) Extractables

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (QnmlO)

20 Mike Waltz, other National Security Council staffers out in latest Trump purge following Signal chat leak

https://tinyurl.com/h4trn3c5

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2025 11:05 AM (NpAcC)

-----------------

Deep State Scalp: Colluder, Victim, or Other?

Posted by: ShainS at May 01, 2025 11:09 AM (LBpnK)

21 NPR CEO: We Are “Foundational Infrastructure For Our Country”

-
Only Christian nationalists worship the constitution!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at May 01, 2025 11:09 AM (L/fGl)

22 I don't want Carney to just bend the knee. He's a solid supporter of the whole LG....blah blah people. I want him to fellate Trump for the entertainment of his LG... Canadian folks.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at May 01, 2025 11:10 AM (1GdJ3)

23 Let’s delete “fair” from English. “Fair” is relative.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 01, 2025 11:10 AM (eNdzY)

24 Suddenly, I hear Entry of the Gladiators playing to the north. Can't think why that would happen. Must be the stormy atmosphere 'round these parts.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 01, 2025 11:10 AM (2J/Lj)

25 Carey's primary purpose is to weaken the US north flank.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 01, 2025 11:11 AM (d0T5a)

26 23 Let’s delete “fair” from English. “Fair” is relative.
-------------------
Fair and Fare sound exactly alike.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:11 AM (pZ64F)

27 Of immediate importance - the Cup must remain in the USA.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 01, 2025 11:11 AM (2ap+5)

28 11 Mike Waltz, other National Security Council staffers out in latest Trump purge following Signal chat leak

https://tinyurl.com/h4trn3c5
Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2025 11:05 AM (NpAcC)

I expected that but he was at the Cabinet meeting yesterday...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:11 AM (VE6XX)

29 Principal Canadian exports:

1) Smugness
2) Self-regard
3) Posturing
4) Crappy pop singers
5) Extractables

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (QnmlO)

----------------

6) Curling!

Posted by: ShainS at May 01, 2025 11:12 AM (LBpnK)

30 Willowed.

Jasmine Crockett: "How would they feel if some other country decided that they were gonna just start throwing people randomly in our country?" 🥴

-
Yeah, boy, imagine if that happened!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at May 01, 2025 10:59 AM


"Moroni Deported to Sweden: Claims He's Not From There!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2025 11:12 AM (kgE5c)

31 As was pointed out yesterday, 70pct of Canada's GDP consists of exports to the US, so CarneyBarker can get as mouthy as he wants for Canadian public consumption but the reality is Trump holds the whip hand, Canada's GDP is about the size of NYS.

Trump could pretty devastate the Canadian economy if he so chose, but being the magnanimous guy that he is, he's going to be fair to those beady eyed, syrup swilling, poutine eating, flapping head all full of lies, uncle f**kers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:12 AM (XV/Pl)

32 Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly Unload: Michelle Obama "Clearly Hates" Barack

-
I hated Barack before it was cool!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at May 01, 2025 11:12 AM (L/fGl)

33 22 I don't want Carney to just bend the knee. He's a solid supporter of the whole LG....blah blah people. I want him to fellate Trump for the entertainment of his LG... Canadian folks.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at May 01, 2025 11:10 AM (1GdJ3)

Trump needs to bump him to the back of the line in tariff negotiations...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:13 AM (VE6XX)

34 Carney won't like the deal he is offered. And will either take because he must - and suffer politically, or refuse for politics and watch his economy continue to go down the drain - and ultimately suffer politically. I'm guessing he picks door number 1.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 01, 2025 11:13 AM (GZYu7)

35 It's time for state governments to start outlawing the purchase of American land by Canadians.
Posted by: F*ck the Canucks at May 01, 2025 11:12 AM (gwPRL)

If Canada has outlawed the purchase of Canadian land by Americans, sure.

I think Vancouver has done so because they blame foreigners for their rising housing costs. Therefore, if you are from Vancouver, or BC if it is provincial law, you don’t get to own U.S. property.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 01, 2025 11:14 AM (eNdzY)

36 Deep State Scalp: Colluder, Victim, or Other?
Posted by: ShainS at May 01, 2025 11:09 AM (LBpnK)
********
Mike Waltz was always pro-Trump. I am really shocked.
I liked him a lot.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2025 11:14 AM (NpAcC)

37 Trump should strangle Canada until they give us permission to mine rare earth metals in Banff.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 01, 2025 11:14 AM (2ap+5)

38 Of immediate importance - the Cup must remain in the USA.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 01, 2025 11:11 AM (2ap+5)


Yes. With a Russian keeping it company. The Russian guy who now holds the all-time goal scoring record.

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2025 11:14 AM (vf0Y9)

39 You give us Alberta we give you a trade deal.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:14 AM (NWr1F)

40
Suddenly, I hear Entry of the Gladiators playing to the north.

__________

By Czech composer Julius Fučík (1872-1916). Truly a one-hit wonder, but I haven't heard anything from him that wasn't sparkling and witty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:15 AM (QnmlO)

41 The Canadians need global warming!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2025 11:15 AM (u82oZ)

42 But of course.

Robert De Niro’s Son Airyn Comes Out as Transgender at Age 29

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at May 01, 2025 11:15 AM (L/fGl)

43 I feel sorry for the Canadians, poor brainwashed lemmings.

However, I do not want it to become our 51st state. It would be like inviting Jane Doe's lefty SIL to move into the basement. No, we have enough radical lefties already, thanks, we're full!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2025 11:15 AM (KHnV4)

44 The silver lining to Carney's victory in Canada is that it will provide an instructive example of what would have happened to the United States had Kamala Harris won.

Carney's already babbling about climate change and Net Zero as his Number One priority, and talking about putting punitive "carbon taxes" on airline tickets.

Oh, and Net Zero will destroy the economy of Alberta, strengthening the independence movement there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2025 11:15 AM (xTIDn)

45 Now wait just a second. We need to reject the racist elections in Canada. They are illegitimate and should not stand. Canada requires an ID to vote. Doesn't anyone care about all the disenfranchised minority Canadians?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 01, 2025 11:15 AM (pIfcn)

46 Principal Canadian exports:

4) Crappy pop singers


Hold on. They have Celine Dion, so...never mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (s8j++)

47 A Canadian politician getting frozen out? A socialist flim flam man getting the cold shoulder from the U.S.?

Why, it's the chilly con Carney.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (144I4)

48 @36

>>Mike Waltz was always pro-Trump. I am really shocked.
I liked him a lot.

IDK, he's the guy who had The Atlanic Dude's number in his Signal Account, he was photographed at a talk The Atlantic dude was giving, so ipso facto, Mike Waltz is a snake.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (XV/Pl)

49
Canadians love Cuba and seem to share their politics, so let them elope.

Posted by: Auspex at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (j4U/Z)

50 Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly Unload: Michelle Obama "Clearly Hates" Barack

-
I hated Barack before it was cool!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at May 01, 2025 11:12 AM (L/fGl)

Probably knew all along, but the perks and power and spending was good enough before. All that's fading away, so she doesn't want to be around an old queen.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (0eaVi)

51 Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly Unload: Michelle Obama "Clearly Hates" Barack

Uh oh... Big Mike is tired of pretending to be the "little woman"! I presume he wants everyone to know who has the bigger dick in that relationship. And uses it.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (2J/Lj)

52 I don't want Carney to just bend the knee. He's a solid supporter of the whole LG....blah blah people. I want him to fellate Trump for the entertainment of his LG... Canadian folks.
Posted by: You're in hell


I want Carney to play Ned Beatty and squeal.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (fUDLX)

53 >>Robert De Niro’s Son Airyn Comes Out as Transgender at Age 29


Yet another Hollywood kid goes trans.
Something weird going on in tinseltown. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (KHnV4)

54 30: Ms. Crockett needs to try entering Canada and bypassing CBSA.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (eNdzY)

55 However, I do not want it to become our 51st state. It would be like inviting Jane Doe's lefty SIL to move into the basement. No, we have enough radical lefties already, thanks, we're full!

Take Alberta and Saskatchewan, and leave the rest of Canada to its own devices.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (xTIDn)

56 I don’t think Vancouveristan banned property ownership by foreigners. They added some extra taxes to property owned by them. Pretty orneous taxes. But to a Chinese oligarch? Drop in the bucket.

It’s the Chinese they’re targeting not Americans.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (NWr1F)

57 I mean it is almost comical - Canada "elected" someone that will do exactly the same things as Trudeau did...because they wanted change from Trudeau.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (t0Rmr)

58

I tell ya' horde, I tell ya' I get no respect. I get no respect even when traveling abroad. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (5hfjS)

59 Ha, ha, ha!

Msm Evening News,

Oh, my! What will we do to make up tourism dollars when the Canadians stop visiting Florida and East Coast shore communities!?

Yes, block off the border. Now. Stay home and then we'll get a nice break at the beach this summer.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (gBq7s)

60 I was going to take a vacation to Canada once they got rid of their dictatorship, but they voted it back in. Going to spend my money somewhere else.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (d0T5a)

61 If Canada has outlawed the purchase of Canadian land by Americans, sure.
--------------
Oddly, Americans are not allowed to purchase waterfront property in Canada and Mexico. But Mexicans and Canadians can buy waterfront property in America.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (pZ64F)

62 51 Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly Unload: Michelle Obama "Clearly Hates" Barack

Uh oh... Big Mike is tired of pretending to be the "little woman"! I presume he wants everyone to know who has the bigger dick in that relationship. And uses it.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (2J/Lj)

I heard their Martha's Vineyard Home is for sale

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:18 AM (VE6XX)

63 Principal Canadian exports:

1) Smugness
2) Self-regard
3) Posturing
4) Crappy pop singers
5) Extractables
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

6) Unfunny comedians

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:18 AM (fUDLX)

64 Australia looks to follow Canada’s lead. Their Conservative Party was on track to win the next election. Now after Trump did his thing, labor is at 90% to win on Polymarket. Same reason, cuz labor hates Trump and Aussies are retarded.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:19 AM (NWr1F)

65 Principal Canadian exports:

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (QnmlO)

You left out Lord Stanley's cup....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 01, 2025 11:19 AM (luW68)

66 >>Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly Unload: Michelle Obama "Clearly Hates" Barack


Has everyone forgotten how Michelle has ALWAYS been a complainer, and since 2008 all we've heard her complain about was America, Americans, "the system," the WH (it's a prison!), DC, and so on?

This is her default mode, she's just recently focused it on Barack. The contempt for him was always there (recall her complaining about how he was "stinky" and left dirty socks on the floor).

Yawn. Let her b#tch -- it's so nice not being in her crosshairs for once!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2025 11:20 AM (KHnV4)

67 61 If Canada has outlawed the purchase of Canadian land by Americans, sure.
--------------
Oddly, Americans are not allowed to purchase waterfront property in Canada and Mexico. But Mexicans and Canadians can buy waterfront property in America.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (pZ64F)

The concept of Tit-For-Tat seems too difficult for DC to grasp… until now, maybe, but I am not optimistic about that long term…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:20 AM (PCK5/)

68 > Mike Waltz, other National Security Council staffers out in latest Trump purge following Signal chat leak
---------
I think it was important to find out who was talking to Goldberg before this Signal Chat thing blew-up. I mean, everyone knew who and what Goldberg was... so why on earth would someone in Trump's inner circle associate with him?

Did Waltz take the fall for someone else, or was he dirty?

Politics is never clearcut.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2025 11:20 AM (Q4IgG)

69 Carney wakes up with Shatner's head in his bed. Screams. The art of the deal strikes north.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2025 11:20 AM (gm9Sb)

70 The silver lining to Carney's victory in Canada is that it will provide an instructive example of what would have happened to the United States had Kamala Harris won. /i]

Actually, it should be worse. Harris is a drunk and a moron. Carney is sober and well, intelligent enough.

If you are getting a socialist better to get an incompetent one.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2025 11:21 AM (t0Rmr)

71 Take Alberta and Saskatchewan, and leave the rest of Canada to its own devices.
_____

We should agree to take BC too, ex Vancouver. No worries about adding leftist voters since the population of the territory outside the city numbers in the hundreds, so immaterial.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2025 11:21 AM (Dv3i1)

72 Principal Canadian exports:

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (QnmlO)

You left out Lord Stanley's cup....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


If it hasn't went back in 32 years, is it really an export?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:21 AM (fUDLX)

73 Who gives a fuck what Big Mike has to say? As relevant as Hillary these days.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:21 AM (NWr1F)

74 Has everyone forgotten how Michelle has ALWAYS been a complainer, and since 2008 all we've heard her complain about was America, Americans, "the system," the WH (it's a prison!), DC, and so on?

This is her default mode, she's just recently focused it on Barack. The contempt for him was always there (recall her complaining about how he was "stinky" and left dirty socks on the floor).

Yawn. Let her b#tch -- it's so nice not being in her crosshairs for once!


And to think, people were talking seriously about her running for POTUS.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2025 11:21 AM (s8j++)

75 Principal Canadian exports:

1) Smugness
2) Self-regard
3) Posturing
4) Crappy pop singers
5) Extractables

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:08 AM (QnmlO)


If they start exporting poutine, we need to respond proportionally and spin up the SLBMs

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2025 11:22 AM (FoIOl)

76 Carney wakes up with Shatner's head in his bed. Screams.

Neil Young's head.

It's high time whiny Neil went back home to Winnipeg.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2025 11:22 AM (xTIDn)

77 How 'bout we take a coastal strip of British Columbia so that Alaska can be contiguous with the lower 48?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2025 11:22 AM (dg+HA)

78 Big Mike is morphing into Ving Rhames…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:22 AM (PCK5/)

79 4) Crappy pop singers

I'll have you know, I beat Bob Dylan to win the top Grammy Folk Song award in 1965. (Though I was born in New Zealand and moved to Canada, age 11).

Posted by: Gale Garnett at May 01, 2025 11:22 AM (G5+As)

80
"Moroni Deported to Sweden: Claims He's Not From There!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2025 11:12 AM (kgE5c)

Those fargin' iceholes!!

Posted by: Moroni at May 01, 2025 11:23 AM (5xuJ/)

81 Did Waltz take the fall for someone else, or was he dirty?

Politics is never clearcut.


Its easy to fall into the DC corruption trap.

It starts with something small and eventually you are arguing that injecting people with poison or protecting MS-13 member from deportation because of due process is the only logical thing to do

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2025 11:23 AM (t0Rmr)

82 77 The Trump Corridor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2025 11:23 AM (gm9Sb)

83 @68

>>Did Waltz take the fall for someone else, or was he dirty?

It was Waltz who added Goldberg to the chat, which means Goldberg's information was in Walt'z phone, there is no good reason to associate with Goldberg a well known Trump hater and Democrat apparatchik.

As I noted, Waltz was also at conference that Goldberg was giving a speech, and when Goldberg was asked what his relationship with Waltz was, he said he was not going to discuss his relationship.

Waltz is a rat.

Good bye and don't let the door him on the way out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:23 AM (XV/Pl)

84 64 Australia looks to follow Canada’s lead. Their Conservative Party was on track to win the next election. Now after Trump did his thing, labor is at 90% to win on Polymarket. Same reason, cuz labor hates Trump and Aussies are retarded.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:19 AM (NWr1F)

Neither Canada nor Australia are serious countries anymore. They are isolated former provinces of no real importance in the world, and therefore have the luxury (for the moment) of letting their politics be based on nothing but fads and whims. Whatever fate is to befall them will be decided by others, not they themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2025 11:23 AM (uWKK8)

85 Woah! National Security Advisor Mike Waltz has resigned.

https://tinyurl.com/3vfrdd8r

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 01, 2025 11:24 AM (paSBy)

86 How 'bout we take a coastal strip of British Columbia so that Alaska can be contiguous with the lower 48?

I can see no reason why that would be a problem.

Posted by: The Polish Corridor at May 01, 2025 11:24 AM (s8j++)

87 Did Waltz take the fall for someone else, or was he dirty?
____

Don't leave out stupid. Maybe Goldberg promised him free drinks at the cool kids table at the DC cocktail parties and free handies under the Chain Bridge.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2025 11:24 AM (Dv3i1)

88 C eh?
N eh?
D eh?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 01, 2025 11:24 AM (jUN6x)

89 81 Did Waltz take the fall for someone else, or was he dirty?

Politics is never clearcut.

Rumor is they wanted him out before Signalgate..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (VE6XX)

90 Joni Mitchell?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (pZ64F)

91 Like to see the hand sign for yodeling noise.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (Ce7ou)

92 Neither Canada nor Australia are serious countries anymore.
____

China bought them. Immigration will destroy them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (Dv3i1)

93 Big Mike is morphing into Ving Rhames…

Rhames is better looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (s8j++)

94 90 Joni Mitchell?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (pZ64F)

Sang well, weird as hell…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (PCK5/)

95 I heard their Martha's Vineyard Home is for sale
Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:18 AM (VE6XX)
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Of course they're selling. They're getting out before the property is under water. I mean, the sea level rise started again, once Barack left office, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (tT6L1)

96 I think Trump tanked the election for the Conservatives on purpose because he planned to go very tough on Canada no matter what
and wanted the shit to land on the Liberals.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (jbnUc)

97 Canadians love Cuba and seem to share their politics, so let them elope.
Posted by: Auspex at May 01, 2025 11:16 AM (j4U/Z)

canadians have been using Cuba as a sex tourist destination for years. Most Cubans now have multiple STD's due to the canadians taking advantage of poor Cuban men and woman to use for their perverse and unnatural sex acts.

Posted by: World Health Organization at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (979V4)

98 Waltz should never have given up that cushy Congressional job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (uWKK8)

99 It's about 8 years too late but my vote for National Security Advisor is General Mike Flynn.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (XV/Pl)

100
Elbows Up!

Knees down, Canada.

Sorry - this doesn't work like you want it to. You ain't China. You'll do as told.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (BI5O2)

101 Whatever fate is to befall them will be decided by others, not they themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2025 11:23 AM (uWKK

I'm betting on China to decide Australian fate. Canada? No way an American President allows China to rule our northern border.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (2J/Lj)

102 Of course they're selling. They're getting out before the property is under water. I mean, the sea level rise started again, once Barack left office, right?

Do you think they can outrun the water?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (s8j++)

103 Canadian Boomers whose #1 priority was stopping Trump hardest hit, lol.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (l3YAf)

104 Pudinhead

"My analyst told me I was right out of my head"
Joni Mitchell

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (u82oZ)

105 Big Mike is morphing into Ving Rhames…

Except she's got another 2 inches, and lil Ving isn't all that little to begin with

Speaking of which, does anyone have one of those seat rings so your butt won't have to touch anything?

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (t0Rmr)

106 Carney's boss at the WEF - Klaus - has resigned and now his daughter is singing about all the bad $hit they did(files)...

I think the reckoning is in play...

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 01, 2025 11:27 AM (1E4GV)

107 It was Waltz who added Goldberg to the chat, which means Goldberg's information was in Walt'z phone, there is no good reason to associate with Goldberg a well known Trump hater and Democrat apparatchik.

As I noted, Waltz was also at conference that Goldberg was giving a speech, and when Goldberg was asked what his relationship with Waltz was, he said he was not going to discuss his relationship.

Waltz is a rat.

Good bye and don't let the door him on the way out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:23 AM (XV/Pl)

Yep. He was a Deep Stater, and one of those guys who schmoozes well enough to fool Trump.

Until Trump figures it out.

Good riddance.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:27 AM (dGCAG)

108 The start of Covid really changed by view of Canada. The commie idiocy of Justin Tru-Mo and the recent election only reinforced that changed view.

I once thought of Canada as America’s little brother or sister. A nation of American mini-mes. I now see it as much closer to a nation of European mini-mes.

Canadians are closer to Euros in their commie- and fascism-curiosity, and their overall weakness and willingness to obey.

Too bad. Canada is a beautiful country.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 01, 2025 11:27 AM (NiYfU)

109 I heard their Martha's Vineyard Home is for sale
___

The house is haunted by the chef that died mysteriously?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2025 11:27 AM (Dv3i1)

110 The start of Covid really changed by view of Canada. The commie idiocy of Justin Tru-Mo and the recent election only reinforced that changed view.


In movies the left would often have some evil autocrat ordering his hussars to ride down protestors that just wanted basic human rights.

Trudeau actually did that

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2025 11:28 AM (t0Rmr)

111 Do you think they can outrun the water?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (s8j++)
---------------

They have a late personal chef who found out otherwise.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 01, 2025 11:28 AM (tT6L1)

112 They have a late personal chef who found out otherwise./i]

Ahem, chef and penis taster

Posted by: President Preznit at May 01, 2025 11:29 AM (t0Rmr)

113 So Trump flushed a Deep State Turd… hope this continues, as the occasions arise… Don’t go wobbly Donald…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:29 AM (PCK5/)

114 I think Trump tanked the election for the Conservatives on purpose because he planned to go very tough on Canada no matter what
and wanted the shit to land on the Liberals.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (jbnUc)

I'm not sure he thought it through that far, but yeah, he was definitely trolling them.

A whole nation of neurotics, and all he had to do was call them America's hat.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:29 AM (dGCAG)

115 Deep State judge Royce lamberth orders Trump to spend on Radio Free Europe despite Soviet Union gone 30 years.

It's this kind of insanity that got us $36 trillion in debt.
Q: where's Congress? Where's that near useless Speaker? Where's Thune?

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2025 11:30 AM (BY07X)

116 108

Canadians are closer to Euros in their commie- and fascism-curiosity, and their overall weakness and willingness to obey.

Too bad. Canada is a beautiful country.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 01, 2025 11:27 AM (NiYfU)

Parts of it.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:30 AM (PCK5/)

117 Australia looks to follow Canada’s lead. Their Conservative Party was on track to win the next election.

Both Australia and Canada have squish "conservative" political parties, that don't intend to do anything about mass migration.

Think of Jeb! as an American example.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2025 11:30 AM (xTIDn)

118 104 Pudinhead

"My analyst told me I was right out of my head"
Joni Mitchell
----------------
Chick liked to fuck, write songs and perform. Great songwriter, great vocal range, and created her own sound. All around grade A Hippie Chick.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:30 AM (pZ64F)

119 It's about 8 years too late but my vote for National Security Advisor is General Mike Flynn.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (XV/Pl)

Seconded.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:31 AM (dGCAG)

120 Deep State judge Royce lamberth orders Trump to spend on Radio Free Europe despite Soviet Union gone 30 years.
____

Ah, the Constitution's Good and Plenty clause.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2025 11:31 AM (Dv3i1)

121 Pakistan Warns It Has ‘Credible Intelligence’ India Will Attack Within 36 Hours.

... Pakistan does have more credibility than Pardoned Criminal Adam Schiff

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:31 AM (RHGPo)

122 China bought them. Immigration will destroy them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (Dv3i1)

Immigration already has. Canada is basically rural legacy Canada with all the cities either Chinese or Indian/Pakistani.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:31 AM (NWr1F)

123 Q: where's Congress? Where's that near useless Speaker? Where's Thune?
Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2025 11:30 AM (BY07X)

A: they don't care. they support the judges.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2025 11:32 AM (0eaVi)

124 In movies the left would often have some evil autocrat ordering his hussars to ride down protestors that just wanted basic human rights.

Trudeau actually did that
---------------
Yep, and Liberals applauded.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:32 AM (pZ64F)

125 Robert De Niro’s Son Airyn Comes Out as Transgender at Age 29
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at May 01, 2025 11:15 AM


So we're not the only ones telling Robert DeNiro to fuck off, then? Good to know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2025 11:32 AM (Wnv9h)

126 It's this kind of insanity that got us $36 trillion in debt.
Q: where's Congress? Where's that near useless Speaker? Where's Thune?
Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2025 11:30 AM (BY07X)

Why am I thinking when they finally pass that big bad beautiful bill, it's gonna have all that funding in place?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:32 AM (dGCAG)

127 [ii]Pakistan Warns It Has ‘Credible Intelligence’ India Will Attack Within 36 Hours.


They do deserve it...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2025 11:32 AM (t0Rmr)

128 Immigration already has. Canada is basically rural legacy Canada with all the cities either Chinese or Indian/Pakistani.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:31 AM (NWr1F)

Trump should be building a big beautiful wall between us and Canada...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:32 AM (VE6XX)

129 Canadians are closer to Euros in their commie- and fascism-curiosity, and their overall weakness and willingness to obey.

Too bad. Canada is a beautiful country.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Canaduh is Temu Britain.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 01, 2025 11:32 AM (2J/Lj)

130 I once thought of Canada as America’s little brother or sister. A nation of American mini-mes. I now see it as much closer to a nation of European mini-mes.

Canadians are closer to Euros in their commie- and fascism-curiosity, and their overall weakness and willingness to obey.

Too bad. Canada is a beautiful country.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade


Was in London, Ontario about 10 years ago. Beautiful country. Nice people. We adopted them and started calling them "really far North Texas".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:32 AM (fUDLX)

131 Future visions.

I see rich Americans buying Canadian citizens. Not as slaves, as pets.
It's good way to meet chicks in the park.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 01, 2025 11:33 AM (Ce7ou)

132 Canaduh is Temu Britain.
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:33 AM (pZ64F)

133 @117

>>Both Australia and Canada have squish "conservative" political parties, that don't intend to do anything about mass migration.

The West Anglosphere's seeming fixation on mass migration is based on the fundamental underpinnings of the Global Economic World Order of unlimited economic growth, you cannot have unlimited economic growth without concomitant, unlimited population growth.

And since indigenous populations are not producing the necessary population growth, exogenous sources must fill the gap.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:33 AM (XV/Pl)

134 *Ah, the Constitution's Good and Plenty clause.*

Which is right before the Mike and Ike clause.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2025 11:34 AM (dg+HA)

135 Those Crazy Houthis Are At It Again, Claim Attacks on U.S. Aircraft Carrier, Israeli Military Targets

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:34 AM (RHGPo)

136 Rumor is they wanted him out before Signalgate..
Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (VE6XX)


Who is they?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2025 11:35 AM (ExV1e)

137 Neither Canada nor Australia are serious countries anymore.

While canada and in general canadian's shortcomings and assholeishness is well know, not many people realize most australians are descended from violent, mentally ill criminals who were deported from Great Britain and over the years inbred while isolated on that forgotten shore. The movie "The Hills Have Eyes" was actually based on daily life in australia.

Posted by: World Health Organization at May 01, 2025 11:35 AM (979V4)

138 136 Rumor is they wanted him out before Signalgate..
Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:25 AM (VE6XX)

Who is they?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2025 11:35 AM (ExV1e)

I'm assuming Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:35 AM (VE6XX)

139 So according to Hawaiian judges any money ever allocated by congress must be spent for eternity. And the president has no say in the matter.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:35 AM (NWr1F)

140 134 *Ah, the Constitution's Good and Plenty clause.*
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Which is right before the Mike and Ike clause.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2025 11:34 AM (dg+HA)

Feels more like the Ike and Tina clause... with us being Tina.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:36 AM (dGCAG)

141 Ahem, chef and penis taster
Posted by: President Preznit at May 01, 2025 11:29 AM (t0Rmr)


Barry always struck me as a catcher.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2025 11:36 AM (ExV1e)

142 Kohl’s has fired its newly installed CEO, who has spent less than five months in the position, after the retailer found that Ashley Buchanan engaged in unethical behavior.

Buchanan’s dismissal was “for cause,” a rare rebuke of a business leader that carries serious weight in the business community. It comes after an investigation from an outside counsel found that he “violated company policies by directing the company to engage in vendor transactions that involved undisclosed conflicts of interest,” according to a press release.

Kohl’s added that his termination is “unrelated to the company’s performance, financial reporting, results of operations and did not involve any other company personnel.”

.. perhaps a few on the recruiting committee should also seek other pursuits

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:36 AM (RHGPo)

143 Planning on going to New Zealand and maybe Tasmania in a couple of years… because they are there… will need to do a little homework first.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:37 AM (PCK5/)

144 >> The start of Covid really changed by view of Canada.

Same, but also for Australia. I knew Canada was full commie, but I always thought the Aussies were more independent and rough-and-tumble. More like frontier America.

Australia was one of the few foreign countries I was looking forward to visiting, but nope, covid showed they were nuts.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 01, 2025 11:37 AM (l3YAf)

145 What the Aussie's did to people during COVID revealed a lot. And it wasn't good.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2025 11:37 AM (dg+HA)

146 Those Crazy Houthis Are At It Again, Claim Attacks on U.S. Aircraft Carrier, Israeli Military Targets
Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:34 AM (RHGPo)

The Hooties are the Tollybon of the Arabian peninsula.

You can put all the military hardware you want at your disposal, blow up their rubble as many times as you like, and after you spend your nations wealth on it, they'll still be there when you get sick and tired of trying to "teach them a lesson."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:37 AM (dGCAG)

147 But first ...

Posted by: Donald J. Trump, First of His Name at May 01, 2025 11:37 AM (jc0TO)

148 Australia did a complete gun ban in the 90s. That was the sign it was no longer the Australia of old.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:38 AM (NWr1F)

149 145 What the Aussie's did to people during COVID revealed a lot. And it wasn't good.
-----------------
Aussies do come with a chip on their shoulder.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:39 AM (pZ64F)

150 Ahem, chef and penis taster
Posted by: President Preznit at May 01, 2025 11:29 AM (t0Rmr)

Barry always struck me as a catcher.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2025 11:36 AM (ExV1e)

Not according to Larry Sinclair. Bobama's enough of a narcissist, I don't really think he cares one bit whether the other guy gets off or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:39 AM (dGCAG)

151 Those Crazy Houthis Are At It Again, Claim Attacks on U.S. Aircraft Carrier, Israeli Military Targets
Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:34 AM (RHGPo)

Date line 2040.....

Archeology student on flight: hey professor! What's that giant hole down there?
Professor: it was once the country known as Yemen. Then some damn fool retarded terrorists decided to fuck around. The American bombs all had the words "time to find out!" written on them.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 01, 2025 11:39 AM (2J/Lj)

152 Is there any part of Australia NOT polluted by Communist Woke?

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:39 AM (PCK5/)

153 Aussies do come with a chip on their shoulder.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:39 AM (pZ64F)

I think they call them “crisps”.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 01, 2025 11:40 AM (l3YAf)

154 Is there any part of Australia NOT polluted by Communist Woke?
Posted by: tubal


The outback.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:40 AM (fUDLX)

155 152 Is there any part of Australia NOT polluted by Communist Woke?
----------------
Subjects don't think like citizens. They think like subjects.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:41 AM (pZ64F)

156
Those Canuckistanians may now be properly referred to as "Carney Folk".

That is all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2025 11:41 AM (Tv15w)

157 63 Principal Canadian exports:

1) Smugness
2) Self-regard
3) Posturing
4) Crappy pop singers
5) Extractables
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

6) Unfunny comedians


William Shatner would be on the plus side of the column.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2025 11:41 AM (WPL6O)

158 Jasmine Crockett on deportations: "This is insane. How would it feel if countries sent people to our country!?

.. hmm

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:41 AM (RHGPo)

159 76
‘Neil Young's head.’
Southern man don’t need him around anyhow

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 01, 2025 11:42 AM (jbnUc)

160 Whether this is wishcasting on President Trump's part remains to be seen, but the damage to the Canadian economy if Carney does not negotiate a comprehensive fair trade agreement will be profound, and much worse than any damage done to our economy.

======

I think, politically, he must resist.

But, governing-wise, he has to make a deal.

I think making a deal could dissolve whatever coalition he cobbles together. Could be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 01, 2025 11:42 AM (GBKbO)

161 Australia is like a nude beach.
Sounds good until you get there.

Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at May 01, 2025 11:42 AM (dg+HA)

162 158 Jasmine Crockett on deportations: "This is insane. How would it feel if countries sent people to our country!?

.. hmm
Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:41 AM (RHGPo)

=======

What if...she's a double agent?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 01, 2025 11:42 AM (GBKbO)

163 154 Is there any part of Australia NOT polluted by Communist Woke?
Posted by: tubal


The outback.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:40 AM (fUDLX)

Hmmm… sounds like downstate Illinois where some friends live… they just do their thing there, ignoring upstate and Shitcago as much as possible.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:42 AM (PCK5/)

164 Ok Jazzy Jazz. We won’t take any more people from other counties. You win.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:42 AM (NWr1F)

165 Date line 2040.....

Archeology student on flight: hey professor! What's that giant hole down there?
Professor: it was once the country known as Yemen. Then some damn fool retarded terrorists decided to fuck around. The American bombs all had the words "time to find out!" written on them.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 01, 2025 11:39 AM (2J/Lj)

Nah, dateline 2040 is going to be a bunch of people on this side of the globe trying to figure out how to bomb the shit out of a bunch of Hooties on the other side of the globe.

No one will have the brain cells to figure out... hey, why don't we just stop bombing people on the other side of the globe, and maybe they won't hate us so much.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:42 AM (dGCAG)

166 Not according to Larry Sinclair. Bobama's enough of a narcissist, I don't really think he cares one bit whether the other guy gets off or not.
Posted by: BurtTC
________

Not even the common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 01, 2025 11:43 AM (qke8h)

167 Australia has the white descendants of it original settlers: Prisoners and Guards.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 01, 2025 11:43 AM (ZmEVT)

168 ...not many people realize most australians are descended from violent, mentally ill criminals...

The "crimes" were often debt, and other petty crimes.
They weren't all what you and I would consider a criminal class.

Posted by: MkY at May 01, 2025 11:43 AM (cPGH3)

169 Knees down, Canada.

Sorry - this doesn't work like you want it to. You ain't China. You'll do as told.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2025 11:26 AM (BI5O2)


Canada explained in 1 minute and 7 seconds

https://tinyurl.com/3phxb37n

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2025 11:44 AM (D7oie)

170 167 Australia has the white descendants of it original settlers: Prisoners and Guards.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 01, 2025 11:43 AM (ZmEVT)

So.. Prison Continent??

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:44 AM (PCK5/)

171 >>> Reality is a stone-cold b*tch, and the stark reality of the Canadian economy is that it is almost completely reliant on America.

Puerto Rico Norte.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2025 11:44 AM (/lPRQ)

172 Is there any part of Australia NOT polluted by Communist Woke?

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:39 AM


Back in the 1980s Australia was on the short list of places where we might consider retiring. They went downhill quick.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2025 11:44 AM (e5NfL)

173 While Canada as an entity can F off, I have a lot of sympathy for individual Canadians. Many of them are made of the same stuff as many Americans. And we can't exactly point fingers at someone for losing their politics to their overstuffed shithole urban centers and overloud identity groups. They just got it worse than we did, and if we're being honest, we haven't stopped it dead in its tracks yet, either.

Same goes for Australia.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 01, 2025 11:44 AM (QdGJh)

174 A Florida man who was found to have communicated with the Abundant Life Christian School shooter was arrested for allegedly planning a mass shooting at a law enforcement facility. According to the arrest affidavit Damien Blade Allen and the 15-year-old girl who police say opened fire at Abundant Life Christian School in December, killing two and injuring six, exchanged messages for months over TikTok. A joint investigation between FBI and US revealed Damien Blade Allen allegedly conspired with other individuals online to commit mass violence. Allen was also arrested for impersonating a law enforcement officer.

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:44 AM (RHGPo)

175 Australia didn’t allow immigration from outside Britain until something like 1975. The they opened up the floodgates and, well…

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:45 AM (NWr1F)

176 The Houthies are going to experience the Blowfish missile pretty soon, they keep this up.

Posted by: Darius Rucker, almost at May 01, 2025 11:45 AM (pAhFN)

177 @160

>>I think making a deal could dissolve whatever coalition he cobbles together. Could be amusing.

I'm not even sure Carney has formed a government or even been sworn in as PM, so I'm not quite sure what authority he has at the moment to offer or accept anything.

So, it looks like it's simply an effort to make himself look important and be in the same room as Colossus.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:45 AM (XV/Pl)

178 >>Principal Canadian exports:

1) Smugness
2) Self-regard
3) Posturing
4) Crappy pop singers
5) Extractables
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

6) Green, greasy blobs of shit all over the grounds of pubic parks and golf courses from their worthless Canada geese

Posted by: one hour sober at May 01, 2025 11:45 AM (Y1sOo)

179 Is there any part of Australia NOT polluted by Communist Woke?
Posted by: tubal

The outback.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:40 AM (fUDLX)

Just wait until they come out with Bloomin’ Kale. Yech.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 01, 2025 11:45 AM (l3YAf)

180 Once upon a time.

On Twitter there were some actors from ST Discovery soliciting donations on Star Trek Day for some stupid reason.

I responded that I'd kick in $20 if they used it to hire new writers.

Shatner, or his media person, blocked me over that. Along with pretty much the entire Discovery cast.

Heh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 01, 2025 11:45 AM (NmwHz)

181 Pakistan Warns It Has ‘Credible Intelligence’ India Will Attack Within 36 Hours.

Tomorrow morning, 11:45 am, the phone rings in the Presidential Palace. Cautiously, an aide answers the call...

A heavy Indian voice speaks, "Hello, this is Jeremy from Microsoft tech support. We see that you have a virus on your computer."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2025 11:46 AM (ExV1e)

182 Oddly, Americans are not allowed to purchase waterfront property in Canada and Mexico. But Mexicans and Canadians can buy waterfront property in America.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (pZ64F)

The concept of Tit-For-Tat seems too difficult for DC to grasp… until now, maybe, but I am not optimistic about that long term…
Posted by: tubal

====

DC has been run by bottoms far too long.
Even a power bottoms like Joihn McCain are still bottoms

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2025 11:46 AM (/lPRQ)

183 Liberals got 43% of the vote. So it’s not like Carvey is beloved by one and all.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:47 AM (NWr1F)

184 177 I'm not even sure Carney has formed a government or even been sworn in as PM, so I'm not quite sure what authority he has at the moment to offer or accept anything.

So, it looks like it's simply an effort to make himself look important and be in the same room as Colossus.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:45 AM (XV/Pl)

========

It'd be hilarious if he couldn't even form a coalition.

Like, 5 Labor say, "Nah, bruh. Resist forever or we switch parties." The other parties are like, "Make French the only official language of Canada, or we tank you, mon amie."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 01, 2025 11:47 AM (GBKbO)

185 Carney not Carvey.

We all know Dana Carvey is beloved by all.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:47 AM (NWr1F)

186 John Candy was Canadian… best Canadian export ever…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:48 AM (PCK5/)

187 So, it looks like it's simply an effort to make himself look important and be in the same room as Colossus.

Gambit was way more cool.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 01, 2025 11:48 AM (McYvC)

188 @185

>>We all know Dana Carvey is beloved by all.

Danny Carvey, like Michael Bolton, is a national treasure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:48 AM (XV/Pl)

189 186 John Candy was Canadian… best Canadian export ever…
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:48 AM (PCK5/)

Weeps…
- Zombie Alex Trebek

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:49 AM (NWr1F)

190 > Pakistan Warns It Has ‘Credible Intelligence’ India Will Attack Within 36 Hours.
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Their respective navies are at sea, Indian Ocean, practicing live fire exercises not all that far from each other. But, presumably far enough...

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2025 11:49 AM (Q4IgG)

191 6) Unfunny comedians
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:18 AM (fUDLX)

This fella doesn’t own a doghouse.

Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 01, 2025 11:49 AM (l3YAf)

192 I think of Candy it always brings a smile…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:49 AM (PCK5/)

193 Pro tip -- never hire a guy named Ashley.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 01, 2025 11:50 AM (cWffP)

194 I remember hearing that Candy died and it made me genuinely sad. I usually give zero fucks when celebrities die. But with him it was different.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:50 AM (NWr1F)

195 189 186 John Candy was Canadian… best Canadian export ever…
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:48 AM (PCK5/)

Weeps…
- Zombie Alex Trebek
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:49 AM (NWr1F)

Norm MacDonald enters the zombie chat.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:50 AM (dGCAG)

196 173 While Canada as an entity can F off, I have a lot of sympathy for individual Canadians. Many of them are made of the same stuff as many Americans. And we can't exactly point fingers at someone for losing their politics to their overstuffed shithole urban centers and overloud identity groups. They just got it worse than we did, and if we're being honest, we haven't stopped it dead in its tracks yet, either.

Same goes for Australia.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 01, 2025 11:44 AM (QdGJh)

No sympathy here. Once again, they voted for the shit sandwich.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 01, 2025 11:51 AM (N39Ws)

197 No sympathy here. Once again, they voted for the shit sandwich.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 01, 2025 11:51 AM (N39Ws)

They said in 2020 we voted for Joe Biden..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:52 AM (VE6XX)

198 I remember hearing that Candy died and it made me genuinely sad. I usually give zero fucks when celebrities die. But with him it was different.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:50 AM (NWr1F)

That's how I felt about Norm. It was physically painful.

He essentially kept his illness from everyone, except apparently some close family members. All his friends in comedy world were shocked.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:52 AM (dGCAG)

199 Oddly, Americans are not allowed to purchase waterfront property in Canada and Mexico. But Mexicans and Canadians can buy waterfront property in America.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 11:17 AM (pZ64F)

Easy peasy. Or it should be. If we can’t buy waterfront property in you country, you can’t in ours.

Mexico forbids foreign ownership of land within 50 km of the coasts and the borders. Fine. We do the same to them. Well, we should.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 01, 2025 11:52 AM (eNdzY)

200 Australia has the white descendants of it original settlers: Prisoners and Guards.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 01, 2025 11:43 AM (ZmEVT)

So.. Prison Continent??
Posted by: tubal


It was. No joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:53 AM (fUDLX)

201 VOTE VANCE!

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith just wants to vote for Vance at May 01, 2025 11:53 AM (74WFy)

202 Canada is a bottle of fine wine that's spilled out on the floor. The bottle is pretty, the contents are useless, and no one wants to clean up the mess.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 01, 2025 11:54 AM (2J/Lj)

203 Ha!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 01, 2025 11:54 AM (6YdsJ)

204 Easy peasy. Or it should be. If we can’t buy waterfront property in you country, you can’t in ours.

Mexico forbids foreign ownership of land within 50 km of the coasts and the borders. Fine. We do the same to them. Well, we should.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


Only property foreigners can own is in East St. Louis or Detroit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:54 AM (fUDLX)

205 6) Green, greasy blobs of shit all over the grounds of pubic parks and golf courses from their worthless Canada geese


and my dogs getting gardia from those mofos!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2025 11:54 AM (Pv3Rg)

206 That being said, when it comes to living Canuck comedians, I believe Harland Williams is way underrated.

The guy is hilarious, and another one of those guys who, everyone in the comedy world looks up to, even if he has nowhere near the number of fans as many others.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:54 AM (dGCAG)

207 205 6) Green, greasy blobs of shit all over the grounds of pubic parks and golf courses from their worthless Canada geese


and my dogs getting gardia from those mofos!
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2025 11:54 AM (Pv3Rg)

They’re not even fit to eat…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:54 AM (PCK5/)

208 No sympathy here. Once again, they voted for the shit sandwich.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 01, 2025 11:51 AM (N39Ws)

They said in 2020 we voted for Joe Biden..
Posted by: It's me donna

And we did, whether you know it or not, maybe even twice.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (/lPRQ)

209 That's how I felt about Norm. It was physically painful.


me too

oh and David Horowitz hit me hard, I didn't realize how old he was

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (Pv3Rg)

210
So.. Prison Continent??
Posted by: tubal

It was. No joke.
Posted by: rickb223

_________

It was used because America was no longer available. No, really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (QnmlO)

211 195 189 186 John Candy was Canadian… best Canadian export ever…
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:48 AM (PCK5/)

Weeps…
- Zombie Alex Trebek
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:49 AM (NWr1F)

Norm MacDonald enters the zombie chat.
Posted by: BurtTC

Let's Make A Deal!

Posted by: Monty Hall at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (G5+As)

212 Grossly underrated John Candy is The Great Outdoors

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (NWr1F)

213 Thx CBD. Walz being out is good if his minions were the ones who read in Goldberg. However the left smells blood in the water and they will attack. Trump has to start doing things like dumping files of Epstein, 1/6, etc. Keep taking the fight to them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (Er3Q7)

214 The (D) speaker of the Maine state house has banned a Republican member from speaking or voting.

That's an interesting precedent...

Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (QZThv)

215 did you guys see Waltz got the axe?

I guess Signalgate investigation is concluded!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (Pv3Rg)

216 It was used because America was no longer available. No, really.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (QnmlO)
------------
Yup. Georgia was started as a penal colony.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (6YdsJ)

217 It was. No joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2025 11:53 AM (fUDLX)

The Fatal Shore by Robert Hughes.

First rate book about Australia's founding.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (dGCAG)

218 212 Grossly underrated John Candy is The Great Outdoors
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (NWr1F)

The old 96'er

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (VE6XX)

219 212 Grossly underrated John Candy is The Great Outdoors
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (NWr1F)

The 50 pund steak….

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (PCK5/)

220 The Disney Grooming Syndicate has now added rape and lesbianism to the Star Wars world, in this case the streaming series Andor. And so, we have yet another reminder that it is no longer safe for decent parents to leave their children alone with Disney.

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (RHGPo)

221 213 Thx CBD. Walz being out is good if his minions were the ones who read in Goldberg. However the left smells blood in the water and they will attack. Trump has to start doing things like dumping files of Epstein, 1/6, etc. Keep taking the fight to them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (Er3Q7)

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 11:57 AM (VE6XX)

222 190 I maintain that the first round of Popanuke will be between the Indians and the Paks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2025 11:57 AM (gm9Sb)

223 220 The Disney Grooming Syndicate has now added rape and lesbianism to the Star Wars world, in this case the streaming series Andor. And so, we have yet another reminder that it is no longer safe for decent parents to leave their children alone with Disney.
Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (RHGPo)

=======

Let's be fair on this one:

Andor isn't a kids show. I'd be shocked if anyone under 13 managed to get through an entire episode.

It's Star Wars for people who need Star Wars to be serious and adult, and it's not marketed any other way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 01, 2025 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

224 Maine is saving democracy by banning elected politicians from representing their constituents.

Checks out.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 01, 2025 11:57 AM (NWr1F)

225 It wouldn't surprise me one bit to find out our previous administration had been dicking around in Canadian election systems in order to rig them, in similar fashion to what they did to us in 2020.

And Canada wouldn't be the first, or only country we've dicked with like that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2025 11:57 AM (Q4IgG)

226 However the left smells blood in the water and they will attack.

As opposed to what they've been doing forever?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2025 11:58 AM (QZThv)

227 That being said, when it comes to living Canuck comedians, I believe Harland Williams is way underrated.
The guy is hilarious, and another one of those guys who, everyone in the comedy world looks up to, even if he has nowhere near the number of fans as many others.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:54 AM (dGCAG)

Yes! He was great as the urine drinking cop in "Dumb & Dumber" and as the new fish who Nasty Nate wanted to rape in "Half Baked".

He also has podcasts too I believe.

Posted by: Canada Sucks! at May 01, 2025 11:58 AM (979V4)

228 Never caught the Star wars Bug….

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2025 11:58 AM (PCK5/)

229 Always wanted to live in a penile colony!

Posted by: Barack Of Kenya at May 01, 2025 11:58 AM (G5+As)

230
Interesting.

PDT recently agreed to allow that Atlantic Fake News Hoaxer cocksucker greenberg to "interview" (lie about) him.

IS IT POSSIBLE that one of the conditions on agreeing to the interview was greenfieldberg admitting Who Added him to the Signal list??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2025 11:58 AM (QSsNn)

231 IS IT POSSIBLE that one of the conditions on agreeing to the interview was greenfieldberg admitting Who Added him to the Signal list??


interesting!

anyway it was Waltz and he knew what he was doing

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2025 11:58 AM (Pv3Rg)

232 The 'right' in Canuckistan and AustraChina is slightly to the right of AOC. Most of the world doesn't have a right wing; it's more of a slightly less left wing.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 01, 2025 11:58 AM (OKalV)

233 214 The (D) speaker of the Maine Parliament has banned a Republican member from speaking or voting.

That's an interesting precedent...
Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2025 11:56 AM (QZThv)

FIFY

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 01, 2025 11:59 AM (eNdzY)

234 Thx CBD. Walz being out is good if his minions were the ones who read in Goldberg. However the left smells blood in the water and they will attack. Trump has to start doing things like dumping files of Epstein, 1/6, etc. Keep taking the fight to them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2025 11:55 AM (Er3Q7)

Looks to me like there was an intense media push to make Hegseth the scapegoat, by neocons and other Deep Staters who didn't want the blame to land on Waltz.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:59 AM (dGCAG)

235 234 Looks to me like there was an intense media push to make Hegseth the scapegoat, by neocons and other Deep Staters who didn't want the blame to land on Waltz.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 11:59 AM (dGCAG)

=======

Elizabeth Warren was screaming for Hegseth to resign for about 2 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 01, 2025 11:59 AM (GBKbO)

236
You know?

What if: PDT said okay Atlantic Fake News, I'll sit down with you, but only if you tell me who added you to the Signal room.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2025 11:59 AM (QSsNn)

237 The Igno-Son has been informing me about a growing separatist movement in the western provinces centered around Alberta, the Texas of Canada. They're fed up with the hoosers in the east. May just need some votes, not a bloody civil war.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2025 12:00 PM (Gqoy+)

238 Danny Carvey, like Michael Bolton, is a national treasure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2025 11:48 AM (XV/Pl)
----------------

I dunno, Michael seems to have trouble with decimal points when he writes programs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 01, 2025 12:00 PM (tT6L1)

239 225 It wouldn't surprise me one bit to find out our previous administration had been dicking around in Canadian election systems in order to rig them, in similar fashion to what they did to us in 2020.

And Canada wouldn't be the first, or only country we've dicked with like that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
======
Vice versa, Dominion, purveyor of electronic votings systems, is a Canadian company

Posted by: whig at May 01, 2025 12:00 PM (ctrM5)

240 Most of the world doesn't have a right wing; it's more of a slightly less left wing.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)

___________

Because in most of the world the people consider themselves subordinated to their governments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 12:01 PM (QnmlO)

241 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 01, 2025 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

242 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 01, 2025 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

243
Because in most of the world the people consider themselves subordinated to their governments.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2025 12:01 PM (QnmlO)

And unarmed...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2025 12:01 PM (VE6XX)

244
So the Question remains: Did Waltz own up to it, or was he dimed out?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2025 12:01 PM (QSsNn)

245 He also has podcasts too I believe.
Posted by: Canada Sucks! at May 01, 2025 11:58 AM (979V4)

His podcasts are terrific! He gets other comedians on there, and generally treats them well, but he sorta expects them to "get" his schtick. Those who can't keep up end up looking foolish, but those who do, he makes them look extremely likeable.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2025 12:02 PM (dGCAG)

246 What progress by DOGE investigating how people in Gov. got rich?

Posted by: Ciampino - Any results? at May 01, 2025 12:03 PM (sPQoU)

247 My one hope is that Trump is ruthless with Carney and Canada. A lesson not learned in pain and blood is soon forgotten.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 01, 2025 12:03 PM (17s+e)

248 233 214 The (D) speaker of the Maine Parliament has banned a Republican member from speaking or voting.

That's an interesting precedent...
Posted by: Ian S.
======
Gag rule in the US House of Representatives during the 1830-1840's. Adopted to prevent discussion of slavery on the floor.

However, in modern jurisprudence, eventually the Maine legislature is going to be schooled in the courts by a lawsuit as political speech is given the highest protection. Might even be reversed by state courts under the Maine Constitution.

Basically, the only justification for prior restraint on speech is national security which troon discussion certainly is not related.

Posted by: whig at May 01, 2025 12:03 PM (ctrM5)

249 It wouldn't surprise me one bit to find out our previous administration had been dicking around in Canadian election systems in order to rig them, in similar fashion to what they did to us in 2020.

From what I've read, Canada has no election systems. It's pure paper ballots, the way it was meant to be.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2025 12:03 PM (QZThv)

250 I dunno, the temptation is to let them live with what they've voted for, and live up to all the tough talk spouted the last 3 months. Gooder and harder, eh.

Posted by: RADinVA at May 01, 2025 12:03 PM (YoT4f)

251 165
‘maybe they won't hate us so much.’

Islam has been and will continue to be at war with the rest of the world. The most only that stops is when they’re either dead or too far away to affect you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 01, 2025 12:06 PM (jbnUc)

252 222 190 I maintain that the first round of Popanuke will be between the Indians and the Paks.
---------------
Finally, some climate change.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2025 12:06 PM (pZ64F)

253 John Candy's Orson Wells impersonation on SCTV was friggin' outstanding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 01, 2025 12:08 PM (PSEDc)

254 LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 01, 2025 12:09 PM (PSEDc)

255 254 LAST!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 01, 2025 12:09 PM (PSEDc)

======

Great job!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 01, 2025 12:10 PM (GBKbO)

256
Somehow, the streets of New York City being flooded by rising ocean levels feels like environmental justice being served.

Posted by: Auspex at May 01, 2025 12:42 PM (j4U/Z)

257 Fuck them They are worse than the Mexicans.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at May 01, 2025 01:21 PM (bXvrr)

258 https://x.com/Mericamemed/status/1913940717136732523

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2025 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

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